Two Hot Takes - 240: Bruh..

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren!! Bruh can mean many things.. surprise, disbelief, disgust.. and these stories today encompass all of that. We have a woman whose husband says he hates her while being intimate, a lawyer who almost gets disbarred for a full circle oops, a woman whose sister is crossing some boundaries, and a few others. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these blunders! Partners: Depop: Download Depop to start selling today! State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi, welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. I'm Mara House Morgan. I'm Lauren. I, it's starting off strong. Come again? What? It feels like it's been so long. It has. It's been a minute. Like, because I batch recorded everything before the wedding. So like we literally haven't recorded for like a month, month and a half maybe. Probably. Yeah, at least a month and a half, I think. spend some time. It literally feels like two months to me. Forever. Yeah. Forever. What's something crazy that's happened to in the time since we've been together? Are you setting me up for something? What did you just do? What did you just get yourself? I got a new car. A new car. First new car for Lauren in like 15 years. No, no, no, not 15 years. 10 years. It was, I think that it was eight years ago when I got it. It is a, it's a 2015 though. But I got it in 2017. Wow.

Yeah. I feel like you've had that little thing forever. Eight years? Oh, it might be nine. I mean, this car, Lauren had like this old little Toyota. This is the cutest little car. But it like didn't lock anymore. It was, it was time.

Yeah, well, the Bluetooth stopped working. And that's when I really thought it just sucks. Like, and didn't have car play. Like didn't have anything fancy. No. And if I were to get it fixed, too, like, it totals it. Like, it was totaled. It's only worth, like, $1,000.

It's, that's what they told you. Yeah, 2000, but two, yes, two. But just still, I mean, it's a decent amount. Yeah, well, not compared to what I bought it for, though. I thought it would hold up a little bit better. But apparently, like, wherever I bought it from, they completely redid the front, which it works perfectly fine. You never would have known.

No, I would have never know. but because they're not original parts, then a lot of these car companies, they're not allowed to sell it on the lot. So they would buy it for parts. So I definitely, like I can sell it more. It's definitely worth more. Yeah. It will run for a long time. It's very reliable. It's a Toyota. Yeah. Very, very exciting. I'm obviously back from a honeymoon. Where I went to Iceland for a couple days. We did like a mini moon because we took Justin's grandpa to London to go see the Minnesota Vikings play there. I saw that. Yeah. It was really cool. But one thing I discovered when I was abroad is this show called Naked Attraction. I was mind blown. Oh my God. No, I've watched that before where they like have all

these people in boxes. Yes. Yeah. And then they slowly raise like them up and like the first glimpse you get like there's six people in a box and one person is judging them to pick them for a first date. Uh-huh. And it goes from their feet up to their belly button, and you see everything. I was shocked. I didn't even know they were allowed to put that on just, like, regular television. It was insane. And I'm like, Justin, like, was flipping through the channels at our hotel, and we came across us, and I'm like, what is this?

And they zoom up. I know. They, like, talk in, like, detail about these people's labias and clits and. their penises and are they circumcised and or like I'm just like whoa whoa and they at least whenever I watched it um this was now a couple years ago but it was the voice they used too it felt like the same type of dating show voice where it was like ah yeah look at that over there like it's like a weirdly um like love island yes but like not did i wonder if naked attraction inspired love island I don't know. Which came first. Chicken or the egg.

Crazy show. You can now watch it here in the States on one of the streaming platforms. And so we started watching it at home. And it's just like, it's so nuts. I just think it's shocking that one, they were able to like move through with a show like that. And that two, that people volunteer for that. Because like I, the ones that I watched at least, like they're like brutal. Because some people are like, they're like, yeah. They're like, I'm just really not interested. in your private parts. It's like that's messed up. I know. It's a really interesting show. A lot of people find it very liberating. I feel like Europe is just like more comfortable with nudity, which I'd prefer that. I'd prefer us being chill with nudity and not showing some of the stuff we show on TV here, like violence.

They don't show violence. They show nudity. We don't show nudity. We show violence. Yeah. I'd like to take a note from their book. But that show has. show had me just kind of reeling. And like, no matter what story I've come across since then,

the only thing that comes to mind as far as a theme goes is bruh. Like, B-R-U-H, bruh. Like, is it a good bra? Is it a bad bra? Like, bra can just mean so many different things being one word. My brain has been just like, flat. I can't, I can't think of themes. After, I think this is great. This is, remember when I said that, like, if I were to come up with titles, they'd be, like, emojis. Like, I support this. This is, like, down my lane. I'm going to, like, literally start letting Patreon and just, like, pick the titles going forward.

Because, like, I think after 238, nine, I don't know where we're at, I'm out of titles. I'm like, my brain is gone flat. Yeah. I'm like, I got to check and make sure I haven't used the word bruh before. haven't used bruh so we're safe bruh i'd be like this one's called penguin there's no penguins in this episode i just like the word oh my god okay i'm making sure i know what bruh actually means okay so it is a noun it's informal u.s english a male friend often used as a form of address get off the internet and get a life

bruh and if that ain't the title get off the internet and get a life bruh I love it love it

I have to tell myself that sometimes I'm like I'm like stop looking at these crazy things that people are posting online the internet you can get in a crazy place on the internet

yeah it can be scary brough can also be used as an interjection to express a wide range of emotions like surprise, disappointment, or disbelief. It can be used to mean seriously in response to something foolish or unexpected. I want to hear all your versions. That's it.

No, I want to hear you say bra in all the different versions. Surprise? Yeah. Brah! Okay. Disappointment? Yeah. Bra.

Disbelief. I feel like disbelief and disappointment are probably the same for me. bruh Okay, now you have to do it Oh gosh What was the first one surprised Mm-hmm Brah

That was good, yeah Okay Disappointment Brough Oh, that one's really good That one's great Okay, disbelief Bro

Oh, and the eyes too Your eyes got big Yeah, you really sold that one Okay. This is a great segment. Without further ado, let's get into these stories. Let's do it. Let's dive in. This episode is presented by Deepop. Now, everyone's style evolves, but that doesn't mean your fits from last year have to hang out in the bottom drawer forever. On Deepop, your old clothes could make you some big bucks with no selling fees. And thanks to AI listings and boostings to make your items pop, selling's never been easier.

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Getting into this first story, it's coming from Am I the Asshole, 11 days old, titled, Am I the Asshole for Telling a Woman to Charge a Guy More at a Yard Sale? I was shopping around our city's yard sales yesterday and stopped to look at some clothes. While I was looking, a guy walked up and asked the old lady running the sale if she had anything golf related. My ears perked up because I've just recently gotten into golf. The lady said she had her late husband's clubs, but didn't know what they would be worth, so she dragged them out to show the guy. It was obvious the guy knew golf. By the way, he took a couple of practice swings, and you could tell by his car and clothing,

he appeared to be well off. As he looked around the bag, the lady was telling him that her husband had just passed and that she didn't know if the clubs were worth anything. He said they weren't that great and offered $200 for everything.

She seemed hesitant and said she didn't know and he just kind of talked over her and said, here, I'll go grab the money and walked towards his car. I walked over to see what was in the bag and for anyone who knows golf,

I'll throw this out there. Almost new GT3 driver and three wood gently used Mizuno irons, nice titleist wedges, a very nice looking Scotty putter, great-conditioned titleist cart bag. The stuff combined would be a steel at 1K. Obviously, this lady's late husband had spent a good penny on the clubs

and I felt bad for her, so I told her she should pass on that guy's offer and have someone at a local courses pro shop help her price the stuff out to sell if she wanted. She seemed totally shocked when I told her the driver and the three wood were probably worth $800 alone. When the guy came back, he was glaring at me.

And when he tried to hand the lady the cash, she said, no thanks, and that she was going to get this stuff appraised. He got upset and told her she can't back out of a deal. So I chimed in. that they didn't really make a deal. He got pissed at me and told me I needed to mind my business. The lady then told him she wasn't interested and to please leave. He walked to the end of the driveway and just stood there, angry, like my toddler would.

Before he walked away, he called me an asshole and stomped off. No, you're the asshole. The whole thing was more funny than anything to me. I was telling this story to my coworkers today, and they were, all dogging on me, saying that I should have just kept my mouth shut and let the guy get the good deal. But it felt wrong. What assholes? I hate everyone. Him rip her off. So, am I the asshole here? Noah. What is wrong with the people? The people are ill. I swear, we as humanity, are sick because the fact that you not only had this guy being a jerk, but then you had people around you in your

everyday life, making fun of you and saying that you did the wrong thing, what's wrong with people? That's literally like elderly abuse. Like, uh, the clubs aren't that good. Two or two hundred bucks. And then like, you can't back out of the deal. It's a garage sale. Yes, you fucking can. Until the thing is in your car and the person has the cash, you don't have a deal. Well, even so, it's like, that's, it's a garage sale. Like, it's not that serious. I don't know what is going on with people lately. Like it genuinely feels like we have time lapsed and we're like back 50 years. Like just the way people are so not empathetic towards each other and just like it's insane. And I'm bewildered. I'm like reading this and I'm like, you're going to try to take advantage of an older

woman who just lost her husband. Come on. Yeah. Come on. Do you have no decency? You pond riddled scumbag. And then the co-workers, too, like, dogging on them. I'm like, you would have kept quiet that just shows how shitty of a human you are. Like, I want to start watching that one hidden camera show again. And I forget what it was on. But it was like, would you do the right thing if you were in a certain situation? And it would be like an actor pretending they were blind going up to the counter.

And the cashier would be like, oh, it's fine. and the person would hand over a $100 bill and they would be like, oh, a 20, okay, and they'd take the bill and then give them change back and pocket the rest. And then someone would be there watching the whole thing. And the test of the hidden camera show would be, would you be a good person if a time called upon you? Would you interject? And sometimes people would just watch a bad thing happen. And then others would stand up to whatever was going on. Yeah. And that feels like one of these moments. It feels like it's such a simple thing. But it's also like you see it. You have integrity. You're being a good person as everyone should try to be. I do think sometimes those

situations can be like really nerve-wracking. And so sometimes people want to, but they like have this, they just hold themselves back because they're scared for whatever reason. So I still think in that the example that you gave, I still think people can be good people even if they just like don't do something. But it is extremely admirable when somebody does do something and they do speak up and they push their fear aside and they interject themselves to protect someone who's vulnerable and being taken advantage of. And so I think that it's it's like this person clearly did the right thing. And it's like the guy was clearly such a jerk. Like for him to be like they're not that good. Like, that right there, you are scheming her. You are taking advantage her. Like,

that is, that's when you know. If he were to just be like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted golf clubs, like, $200. And then the guy were to come in and be like, hey, they're worth a lot more. And then the guy's like, what the heck, buddy? Like, she said she was down for $200. And like, if he genuinely didn't really know, but the fact that he was trying to con her, he said they're not that good. You wouldn't say that if you didn't know. Also, if they're not that good, then why do you want them? Exactly. Why don't you get yourself some nice clubs?

You drive a nice car. You look well off. Like, go get some nice clubs then if they're not that good. Because he gets off on being a villain. He knows. I do think, like, a lot of times it can be easy to, like, not know what to do in a situation like this, too, when you, like, see stuff. But, you know, once you get over that flight, fight, freeze, fawn, whatever, like, I feel like a lot of us do step in. And there's been a couple things that have happened to me lately where I've like been just like, oh my God, my faith in humanity is like slightly on the upward trend.

And one of them was like at the airport in Iceland and this older gentleman fell on the escalator and like couldn't get up and the escalators don't stop. And it just kept going and like he's just clunking back. It was just horrible. but literally like five of us ran like three people ran up the escalator got him like made sure he stopped falling backwards and then me and this other guy like ran to the escalator to hit the emergency stop button and it was just like okay like teamwork like the way people just like faith and humanity restoring yeah yeah and there was one other but I'm like I'm not recalling it right now but it was something simple like that just like helping hand and yeah it's goofy but

But, yeah, not the asshole, O.P. You did the right thing in this one and your coworkers are weird and I'm judging them. Me too. Top comment on this one. I was telling this story to my coworkers today and they were all dogging on me saying I should have kept my mouth shut and let this guy get a good deal. You work with people who would support a guy ripping off a widow. Yeah. Who expressed disappointment that you didn't let it happen? Literally report them to HR. Why do you ever speak to these people? Are these even people? For the love? Oh, fuck. Let me tell you something. Her husband literally torpedoed back to this world through you to stop that shit from happening.

Not the asshole. That's sweet. This comment has quite a few upvotes. Damned are we the day we mistake our own kindness for weakness. Then the worst of us will have very. truly one. Fuck. I know that, like, hit.

I was like, oh, no. Ooh. Let that sit with you. Poetry. Where we mistake our own kindness for weakness. Wow. Yeah. This person responds,

damned are we indeed? The moment empathy gets treated like a flaw instead of a strength, the whole game's lost. Better to take heat for stepping in than to stand by and let someone pray on another's loss. comments just coming in like hitting you in the fields no it's like it's like tortured toot

it's like tortured poets department okay in the comments okay there you go uh overall vote on this one was not the asshole good thank god can you imagine no i would literally just like get up and leave right now. Yeah. This is time to call it already. Bad off, bad start, bruh. Okay, this next one is coming from R slash true off my chest. It is three days old titled, My Husband told me he hated me while we were being intimate. Oh. And now he's acting like it's not a big deal. This is my first Reddit post. It feels wild sharing this online, but I don't feel comfortable talking to my friends or family about it. I'm at a loss right now, and I truly do not know how to feel. My husband, 28 male, and I, 28 female, have been married for almost two years.

Lately, it feels like we've been fighting about everything, both big and small. A few days ago, during an argument, I told him, for the first time, that it felt like he hated me. He immediately apologized, comforted me, and said that this wasn't true. He assured me that he loved me and never wanted me to feel that way. Later that same night, we went over to our neighbor's house to watch the UFC fights. We both had a few drinks while we were there. Nothing crazy, though. When we got home, we started being intimate.

We've always had a playful and good dynamic in that area and were comfortable with each other. We both enjoyed some dirty talk with each other and have been doing it for years. But this time, something felt different. In the middle of us having sex, he leaned in close and whispered in my ear, quote, I hate you. I froze, thinking, surely I must have misheard him. But then he doubled down and said it again. I hate you. I immediately told him to stop.

I don't even think he realized I was so serious until I yelled at him to get off of me. I was completely shocked. and couldn't even find the words to say to him in that moment. So I just ended up sleeping in the guest room that night. The next morning, we had plans to go to Costco. The car ride was silent and tense until I finally brought it up. I told him how weird and hurtful it was that he said that to me. He brushed it off, saying that he was just drunk, that he didn't mean it,

and that it was just part of dirty talk. He convinced me that I was overreacting. But this wasn't the same as what we've done. before, not even close, especially because earlier that very day, I told him it felt like he hated me. Yeah. And then he said those exact words during one of our most vulnerable moments. By the time we pulled into the Costco parking lot, I was crying. I told him I wasn't going inside and I just sat in the car trying to process what had happened. I don't know if I'm overreacting, but I can't shake how wrong this feels.

I keep replaying it in my head, and I just feel embarrassed and ashamed. The whole situation is so bizarre, it doesn't even feel real. I'm at a loss for words, too. I, I, that's weird. That's alarming. That's definitely, bro. Like, that'd be the last thing anyone would ever want to hear, unless, I don't know, You have to be really into, like, negging and, like, I don't know.

I'm sure there's someone that's into it, like, out there. But, like, not when you just asked your partner, like, hey, we are having some problems. Like, do you hate me? It feels like you just despise me. I don't feel the love. And then the very same day you get hit with, I hate you, while he's inside of you. Ugh. Yeah.

And then he doubles down. I hate you. as you're like sitting there and you're like what what did I hear that right and it's like yeah yeah you heard that right I hate you I don't like you looking at me saying that it's hurting my feelings see what I mean yeah I don't know if anyone would want to hear that you're saying it so convincingly ah um it's confusing I definitely I don't understand it at all That's why I'm like, I'm at a loss for words. Like, we don't, I don't know.

We don't know a lot of detail around the relationship either. She says they talk, dirty talk, like, okay, was he towing a fine line thinking that this would be fun in games since they had that combo earlier, a part of their little like stick that they do? Or was he just like so blacked out that the words I hate you were still in his head that he just repeated them because they were in his head from earlier? like I just I or does he just genuinely hate her yeah and it finally came out I think it's something he is feeling I think if O.P is kind of like getting the vibe like right she already felt it earlier she's feeling it and so I think this was like kind of his opportunity like after a few drinks they're being intimate maybe he tried to slip it under his breath and he's just like like no I actually hate you and this was his weird way of like being able to

say it and get off on that. And then just to be like, no, it was dirty talk. Like it was, it's kind of like that like easy out where if she didn't react well, then it's like, well, it was dirty talk. You're overreacting. I didn't mean it like that. I was just trying to be hot. It's just a very weird decision. Very, very weird decision. Yeah. We have quite a few comments on this one. Top comment. Yeah, that's not dirty talk. You don't just tell someone you hate them for shits and giggles. I wouldn't let that go. In fact, it would make me rethink the whole relationship. O.P. does respond to a few of the comments. Good. Let's hear it. Including that one, O.P. responds and says, it definitely has me rethinking everything. O.P. also says, like, just in response to

a lot of people that are like, no, you're not overreacting. Like, this is not normal. O.P. is just like, thank you for validating me. I felt like I was going insane. Someone goes, I hesitate to use this word, but waiting until you are literally in the most physically and emotionally intimate position with someone to say something to them. Yeah. That purposefully preys on a vulnerability is trigger warning, like, essay.

They use the word rapy. Mm. You are not overreacting. this is concerning. And OP goes, I didn't want to say anything like that either, but it did make me feel pretty unsafe. Yeah.

Which, like, yeah, like, I mean, depending on the position, like, I don't just don't even want to go. I'm like, it's just very vulnerable. I, yeah, very vulnerable. Well, when you were describing this story, like, I was just, ugh, like, yeah, I was just thinking the way that, like,

I would just, like, recoil to, ugh, like. I know. When we were, like, starting to get more, insight into their relationship to based on these two comments. So it looks like this might be like kind of a brief edit update in the comments for people. O.P. says, I see all of your comments and I just want to thank you for the validation. This wasn't the first time he's said something insulting just to play it off as some joke. I no longer live in the same state as my friends and family. And I haven't had the nerve to tell them what's going on. Pretending everything is okay while on the

phone with my loved ones while these things happen behind closed doors has felt isolating to say the least. I was embarrassed at the thought of getting divorced so soon after marriage, but I know I am not and will not be happy with a man like this. He's draining me. Marriage is hard, but I know it's not supposed to be this hard. And the last comment I'll read. O.P. just kind of says he's a mama's boy through and through. His mom has heard him talk disrespectfully to me to the point. point of me in tears. And when I finally asked her if she was going to say something to him, she just looked at me and said, quote, I don't want to get involved. Oh, gosh. So it doesn't seem like this is a good, happy, healthy relationship. And based on that comment, that marriage is

draining me and it's not, I'm not going to be happy with this person. It seems like OP might be making an exit plan out. Yeah, well, she should. I mean, she's 20. and you have so much life to live like this this guy is not it like you should I feel like I don't know like two years into marriage I feel like you should still be pretty not hating each other like that's just he's crazy yeah you will say if alarm bells are ringing for you there are resources out there ways to get out safely because that can also be the most dangerous time in an abusive relationship is when the person being abused tries to leave. Yeah. So if you are out there and you're dealing with something similar, like, please make a safe exit plan. Sometimes that includes just sneaking out. Yeah.

Like, don't confront them. Take everything you can and go. Like, just make sure you're being safe because a lot of people are being hurt, injured, killed by romantic partners. And it's just, it shouldn't happen. Yeah. I would say when you're moving. out definitely have somebody or multiple people there. Absolutely. We will keep our eyes peeled for an update on this one. But that's all we got right now. It's only three days old. So still pretty

fresh. But moving on to this next one. This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Life is all about choices. Like choosing what you're going to have for dinner, what show to watch, are you going to take that job offer? And State Farm is here to help you make decisions you feel like. good about. Talk to a State Farm agent to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with a personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on ratings plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings, and eligibility vary by state. Okay, this next one is a doozy. A doozy, bruh. I literally questioned if I should read this one because it just felt so heavy.

Ugh, it's just, it's not good. But this got sent to me from someone on Instagram. They're like, Morgan, have you seen this one? And I read it. And I just, like, responded back and I was just like, holy shit. I was like, this is bad. Oh, my God. So here we go.

Okay. This is coming from R slash, Am I Overreacting? It's two days old. titled, Am I Overreacting? My reply to my mom who wants to stop my leukemia treatment so my sister can afford university? Question mark, question mark. Ooh. Hello. Using a burner account because I don't want you guys seeing all of my private posts and photos related to my shit situation. I have leukemia. It's been a few months since I started treatment and it's been rough, but I'm still fighting. Yesterday, my mom texted me basically, saying she can't afford both my treatment and my sister's future. My sister wants to go to Dartmouth. She even quoted a super fucked up Bible verse about sacrifice, John 1513, and said that, quote, greater love is laying down one's life for someone else. Wow. Then she said, I should, quote, be practical. Wow. Because my condition is worsening.

and that I should, quote, consider sacrificing myself for my sister's dreams. Unbelievable. What really broke me was that she said realistically, she's the one who will choose where the money goes. She also mentioned she talked to Jesus about it, and that's why she sent me the message. Okay. Yeah.

A few months ago, she had me sign a contract about financial stuff, quote, for medical security. to repay her when I got better. I low-key thought it was a joke at first, but realized, no, it's not. It's fucked up is what it is. She's always prioritized my sister, but this is unreal. Am I overreacting or is this as fucked up as it feels?

This is even more fucked up than it feels. This is insanity. So OP does include screenshots of their text messages. Wow. And when you read the message and, like, get, like, the full context of what the mom said, it just, like, even feels worse. So this is all from Opie's mom. First message.

My love, I think it's very important to be rational and seriously consider what I brought up. John 1513. Oh, God. Greater love has no one than this. To lay down one's life for one's friends. This also applies to family, my love. Your sister desperately wants to go to Dartmouth. I cannot afford your treatment and her future.

With the news we received, it's really time to be practical, my love. You need to take your time with it, but please understand that I'm not perfect and I'm not prioritizing her over you. It's just the reality that you're worsening, and there's a high likelihood that continually draining our funds towards this end goal, is a fool's errand, because there really is nothing more to be done. Sacrificing her dreams is something you have to consider. I hope you come around and understand. Realistically, I'm the one who will choose, but it's vitally important. You understand my reasoning.

Vitally important. Wow. I would rather have told you this in person, but since you're not answering your phone or home, I spoke to Jesus instead, and he told me to write you. this. Wow. So that mom needs severe professional help, clearly. That's sickening. Can you imagine? Talking to your child and saying, you should get realistic and come to terms with the fact that you're going to die. So I'm going to pay for your sister to go to college instead. And, you know, It's time to just get realistic, my love. It's also so crazy because I don't, I feel like I've never heard of it coming from somebody else to stop treatment.

Like it's always the, a doctor. No, not even that. It's like, it's the, it's the person who has the cancer. Yeah. I always hear that everyone around them is like, no, keep trying, keep going. And then they're like, no, I don't want to. I'm at peace with it. I'm ready.

and I don't want to live the rest of my life doing treatment. So the fact that the mom is the one trying to enforce this, like that, to me, is almost unheard of. I'm like, I wish this person wasn't private so we could start a go-fund me. Like, let the world pay for your treatments and forget this shitty family. Your mom should be dead to you. Like, your mom wants you to be dead to her. Is that fucked up to say?

Like, that's what it feels like. Like, your mom would rather stop your treatment to send your sister to Dartmouth. And, like, is that a big accomplishment for your sister? Yeah, hey, cool, Dartmouth sounds like a good school. Cool. But does your sister need to go to Dartmouth? No. Like, where does your sister stand in all this?

Is she an entitled brat who's like, yeah, fuck it. I want to go to Dartmouth. I don't care for my sister dies. Like, where's she in all of this? It's giving golden child and scapegoat, and we do get some replies from O.P. to mom that were also included in these screenshots. O.P. says, is this why you had me update my life insurance policy? Is this why you've been pushing scheduling my follow-ups? I'm not gone. I have dreams. I have goals. I'm only one year older than Michaela. Why is she a priority over me? I can still be. this. I just don't understand why you're all giving up. I've only been in treatment for a few months. I can win, and I'll spend the rest of my life paying you back like I promised and agreed to with the contract you had me sign. I just don't fucking understand this. I'm not going to

fucking smile and say, okay, yeah, kill me for my sister. Literally. This is horrendous. It's horrendous. O.P. If you are out there listening, seriously, fuck your family. Create a GoFundMe. Yeah. Put the screenshots on the GoFundMe. Absolutely. Seriously. This is insane. Like, and then tag your mom. Insane. Like, this woman needs to be publicly shamed. Yeah. Like, genuinely. I think that's what Jesus would want. I just spoke with him just now. This just in. He said he would like for the mother to be publicly shamed. Sorry. I didn't make the rules. He did. I just like it's so crazy because I don't know like it's so insane to me when people are like oh in the name of Jesus and they do all this shit and it's like Jesus would not stand for this

like if Jesus came back today and like all of the people that believe in Jesus like if he came back today and saw what was going on in his name he'd be pretty fucking pissed I would think. Yeah, I agree. Jesus would throw hands. I agree. Like, come on. It's just, it's fucking crazy to me. But I really, I really, really, like, there's resources out there. Like, O.P, I believe is 19, is what I'm gathering based on some comments. I have to go to the account quick, but I, uh, account has been banned. O.P. does respond to a couple that I can

see in the thread. So top comment, what the fuck? How old are you, by the way? O.P. responds, I'm 19. Wow. Next comment down. Heartbreaking. I've beat leukemia. Fucking smash it. O.P. responds, sorry I fell asleep, but I wanted to say, you're amazing. Thank you for the much needed inspo. Next comment down. Don't let your mother claim you as a dependent on her taxes anymore. You will be eligible for all kinds of assistance if you aren't claimed as a dependent on anyone's taxes. Yes. Next comment down. Sweetie, please talk to a social worker at the hospital and see about continued care.

I really think you need an advocate. This. There are other ways, and you are still a teenager. Heck, there are also other ways to pay for college for your sister. Good Lord. You aren't overreacting. Yeah. Like a lot of people are just like,

O.P. needs to get their own insurance and the mother can go fuck themselves over the money chokehold. Someone else goes, because of the Affordable Care Act, your mom can continue to cover you on her health insurance until the last day of the month

that you turn 26. You can call your health insurance company, customer service on the back of your card, and explain the situation to them. Advise that you want the account password protected. Since you are 19, they shouldn't be discussing your claims in detail anyway.

without your permission. However, just to put more guardrails in place, I would definitely call and ask them to put a password on the account. Anyone who calls will need that password. I would also apply for Medicaid and disability as well. I'm so sorry your mom is so shitty. I would never do this to my child.

Just kind of talking about how unbelievably selfish both mom and sister are. Yeah. And I'm really curious where her sister is in all of this. Like, does she know? Is she like selfishly okay with it? Insane. but it's really sad you got this i like i read this i'm like i had no words i'm like what a parent

like what you would say that to your child and just like write them off when they're not even gone yeah it's heartbreaking i mean even like when my grandpa passed away my mom was like fighting with like her family and the doctors to like keep trying and and And, you know, and he was in his 80s. But my mom was like, no, like, he has more, like, he has more life in him. Like, and she, you know, it's just wild to think that, like, you could give birth and raise a 19-year-old and then say, hmm, that's enough. That's enough for now. Like, how, how could you just, how could you give up?

It's beyond cruel. It makes me think that she's probably. probably diagnosable. Absolutely. Yeah. Like, I don't think any normal loving parent would act like that. No. I'm very concerned, especially with O.P., mentioning life insurance policy.

Like, is this why you had me update my life insurance policy? I would make sure your mom and sister are not the beneficiaries of that policy. Like, you need to do that immediately right now. I don't know, like, if there's other family you want to leave it to, but like anyone else, a stranger. Not them. I would literally leave it to charity over my family that's trying to kill me. A hundred percent. And I would also be really, really making sure that your, like, bases are covered in terms of, like, your medical decision making.

Like, you can fill out with your hospital or just, like, put it on file. But your, like, power of attorney and your, like, advanced directives and make sure that your wishes in regards to your. your care are clearly documented and it is legally binding and like then your mom can't come in and be like, yep, pull the plug. Pull the plug. We're done. Like make sure someone else if you need it is responsible for your decisions that is not your mom or sister. Yeah. Like, and I think that goes for a lot of us out there. Like that's something that we had to do when we got, well, when I got hired at a hospital, like they encouraged us to fill out our forms and like make sure. And like, make sure. that our wishes are very known. And I did a will recently. And I had to do that as well. Like,

how long do I want to be kept on life support? Like, do I want this? Do I want that? And so I did that. And like, you pick who you want making decisions for you. And so if you're not married, but you've been with your partner for like 10 years, you should fill out that form. Because otherwise, if you go in, your partner has no decision making. It's your parents. It's your next of kin. Which for a lot of of people can be horrifying. Yeah. Especially if you're like a part of the LGBTQ plus community. I was just thinking that like I've heard some really horrific stories because of that. Yeah. So download the forum. You can literally download them online. All you have to do is get them notarized. It's a legal document and make sure that you're just covered in case you need it. It's better to be safe than sorry.

But, no update on this one. Again, we're going to have to keep our eyes peeled. But moving along. Shall I lighten the mood a little bit? You don't have to. I feel like I sounded like a harmonica. Yeah, that was pretty, actually. I liked that.

I don't know. Can't do it again. No, no, it's not the same. Can't do it again. Okay, this next one is coming from our very own Too Hot Takes subreddit. It's two days. old. It is titled, My Boyfriend Keeps a Secret Strike System for me, and I found it by accident. Oh, my God. I can't imagine how many strikes I have.

I'm 28 female, and my boyfriend, 30 male, left his phone on the couch while he showered. A notification popped up from notes. I opened it thinking it was a grocery list. It was a document titled Girlfriend Strikes. He literally tracks my offenses with dates and points, being late to his mom's dinner, one point, not laughing at his joke, point, point five point, buying myself flowers, quote, attention seeking. Wow. One point. At ten points, he wrote, serious talk, and at 15 points, reconsider relationship. Wait. Wow. Okay. Hmm. I confronted him and he said it's just a system to keep things fair because I'm emotional and forget what I do. I felt sick. Like I was an employee on probation, not a partner. I packed a bag and stayed out my sisters last night. Now he is spamming me that I violated his privacy and proved his point.

good bye is this breakup material a hundred million percent or am i overreacting no that's like the only way i would say that that's not breakup material is if he came back and was like oh my like some like ross excuse from friends or he's like no no no like my like my friends were like telling me like that it's a fun funny way to blah blah blah it wasn't that serious of course i would never do that like that's the only way i could say like no you could consider it maybe but no you like you gotta say goodbye immediately proving this proves my point like respect my privacy like I will far far far far away goodbye oh respect your privacy forever yeah bye bye bye bye you're a freak oh and it's just like it's not even like the things he's giving

her points for is comical late to my mommy's dinner I know one point I know didn't laugh at my Joke. Point five. Unbelievable. Bought herself flowers. That attention-seeking horror. Yeah, no. One point. There's something severely wrong with you. That's actually insane. It's not like, oh, said she was going to arrive at 7 p.m. and then didn't show up until 1 a.m. and didn't call me and I was worried. Or like, oh, like, she hooked up with my best friend. One point. Like, then I would be like, yeah, no, I get it. If like, you know. need to like for your own sanity kind of put it down and be like all right like I need to remember why like I need to question this relationship she hooked up with my friend like if that's if you

need to write that out like whatever yeah like this is crazy it is and I've heard of girls doing this too I've like I feel like I've seen a video from an influencer who like really talked about having an ik list for the guy guys they're dating or something like that I don't know. Like even that, I'm just like, I don't think that's, I don't think like it's conducive to having a healthy relationship. It's like you're keeping score versus communicating openly with that person. Like this point where it's like being late to his mom's dinner. That impacted him. He didn't like that. If he would have been like, hey, you know, next time we say five, I'd really appreciate it if you would show up at five. You know, it's just really important to me that we're. punctual for these things or just like communicate like let me know you're running late that's way better than keeping a score that the other person doesn't even know about yeah you're not giving them a chance to address it you're not working on your relationship you're not making it stronger so you're only hurting yourself with this imaginary like score sheet you might as well

just like leave i don't know why you're making doodles like just end the relationship if that's you're feeling about it. Yeah. And like, I'm also just putting together, too. So she said, I'm going to pack a bag and leave. Does that mean that they live together? Seems that way. So, and that is even like wild, even more wild to me.

Because if it were to be in the beginning where it's like they've only been dating for like a couple of months and kind of like what you said, like creating this like quote unquote list, then like maybe I would understand more because he's maybe he's just fallen. and into relationships way too fast and like and then it ends up spiraling by all these little things so he's told himself that he's going to like keep track like in the beginning of relationship to make sure that he just doesn't like dive in that would make more sense to me the fact that it sounds like they're serious is like and his issues are her buying herself flowers like how that's a dis on you yeah like she should be negative two points because I'm a shitty boyfriend and I didn't

buy her flowers it's like how. How insecure and pathetic are you to say that it's a negative for a girl to buy herself flowers? Like that attention seeking. I don't know what the word is for it, but it's like a certain type of like guy that thinks that way. And I don't know. I can't think of the word. But it's one that I don't like. I know that.

Very insightful. I know. Okay. Let's move on. Top comment on this one. No. that's messed up. Tell him his list equals 15 strike points and you're reconsidering the relationship. Then break up with him. What a weirdo. Next comment, perfect. Start a physical list.

Make him watch you write made weird list negative 15 points and then leave his ass on a whiteboard. I would make it official. Yeah, absolutely. This comment also agrees. You could use a whiteboard or as this person says, make it official. Use company letterhead. Stamp it. Effective immediately. And CCHR. A.k.a.a. Your best friend. Like, send a termination letter. Yeah. Essentially. Yeah. No other comments from O.P. No updates. That's all I got. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye. Bye, Felicia. Barbara. G. Month. Wait, what is that from Amanda Binds? Yeah, she's a man. She's the man. I love that. movie. I love her

and that movie so much. It's so good. That's one of my favorite movies. Truly. It's so good. I wish they made more like just happy, funny, cute rom-coms. Like where have the rom-coms gone? Yeah. And quit marketing me a rom-com

when it's not a rom-com. Like they're taking advantage of me by making videos of the best cutest clips from a show or movie and then you watch it and it's Sucks. Sucks. I'm sorry.

I'm trying to think of what I've watched recently that would be fun for you to watch. I'll have to send you a list because, like, I'm pretty, I know my rom-com is pretty well. I'm ready for a good book, too. Okay. I just read, well, not just it was like two months ago. The new Hunger Games book from Hamich's version. That's right. You said that was amazing.

Loved it. But I'm really into like shape shifter romance, smut. then why don't you like why don't you read icatara then well do you have the book yeah okay i'll borrow them i can bring them um i also kennedy just finished uh i think it's called plated prisoner okay and she's like i'll never be the same she she was like broken after finishing it because of how much she loves it damn yeah so that could be a potential too okay well well let's move on to this next thing. It is time for a very special segment. This is new. Very new. This is first time we're ever doing it. Thanks to our friends at Deep Pop. This is called the full circle moment. Just like Deepop keeps fashion

moving in circles, we are diving into a juicy, crazy story with an unexpected twist. It came a little full circle, if you will. Okay. Okay. So this is coming from a user titled May Not Be a Lawyer for Long. And the original post is titled, Today I Messed Up by Accidentally Becoming My Client's Wife's Boyfriend. This happened a couple months back, but I saw a skit online that was scarily similar to what happened to me in real life. For context, I'm a divorce attorney. I've been practicing for about eight years now, mostly family law stuff, generally pretty routine work. People want to untangle their lives. I help them do it legally. Everyone moves on. Let's flash back to last March. I took on what seemed like a straightforward dissolution case,

client, all called Dave, nice enough guy, been separated from his wife for over a year, just wanted to make it official. Nothing complicated, decent retainer. figured we'd have it wrapped up in a few months, Dave seemed reasonable, not one of those vindictive types trying to burn everything down out of spite. Around the same time, I'd been seen this woman, Sarah, for a couple of months. I met her at a coffee shop near my office, really hit it off. She mentioned going through a divorce, but I didn't pry, not exactly first date conversation, you know? She had a different last name from what was in my client's files. So when I ran my conflict checks, nothing flagged. Everything was going great with Sarah.

Really great, actually. We were taking things slow, but it was heading in a good direction. Until we scheduled the first four-way settlement meeting. I walk into the conference room with Dave chatting about keeping things amicable. And there's Sarah sitting across the table with her attorney. So brutal. Did Sarah do this on my phone? I literally just stopped mid-sentence. My briefcase slipped right out of my hands and hit the floor with this loud thud. Sarah went completely white. Dave looked back and forth between us for what felt like an eternity and I could see the exact moment it clicked for him. Oh my God. Quote, are you fucking serious right now?

Oh my God. He said, not shouting, but definitely not pleased. Sarah started tearing up. Her lawyer looked like he wanted to crawl under the table. I'm standing there feeling like the biggest moron in legal history. I had to immediately excuse myself with Dave. Guy was understandably pissed. Started grilling me.

How long had this been going on? Did I know who she was? was this some kind of setup to screw him over? I'm trying to explain that I'd been dating his wife for a couple of months without having any clue who she was. He didn't buy it at first. I mean, how could you not buy it?

You saw their faces go white. You know? Like, I feel like the reaction was pretty genuine. Quote, what kind of lawyer doesn't ask basic questions? He keeps saying. I had to pull out my intake notes to prove the name thing. I show him how the conflict check works,

basically convince an angry client that I'm incompetent rather than malicious. Oh, poor O.P. Took about 20 minutes before he finally believed it was just spectacularly bad luck. Even then, he's shaking his head, muttering about how fucked up this whole situation is. I explained that I'd have to withdraw from his case

and help him find new counsel. There's no getting around it. I've got a personal relationship with the opposing party. Yeah. Which makes it impossible for me to represent him properly. 100%. By the end, he'd calm down enough to say, quote,

this is the weirdest goddamn thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah. Still wasn't happy about starting over with a new lawyer, but he understood why it had to happen. The paperwork was a nightmare, had to file a motion to withdraw, since we were already in litigation, transfer all his files, deal with refunding unused fees. Sarah and I didn't speak for two weeks after that meeting.

We were both mortified. Her attorney spent forever trying to convince himself this wasn't some elaborate scheme. Even though nobody intended for this to happen, it was still my screw-up. Should have had better procedures to catch conflicts like this. Doesn't matter that it was an accident. you mess up the conflict check, you deal with the consequences. Dave texted me a few weeks later, but it wasn't friendly. More like, quote, hope you realize this completely fucked up my timeline.

Can't say I blame him. And just to add insult to injury, my malpractice insurance premium went up when I reported the conflict. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, at least you didn't get sued or kicked out. there or anything. Just barred? Yeah. I know. Top comment on the post is, I've been practicing over 10 years. You're not incompetent. And based on Dave's text to you, I think it's a good thing you had to withdraw. Yeah. Kind of makes sense Sarah's divorcing him because he sounds like an asshole. Yeah. So yeah, incompetent. Nah. You're a good lawyer. Embarrassed. Yeah. This one's not going to be

funny for a while. I think it's hilarious right now. It's like I also, I mean, of all the mistakes he could make as a lawyer, like this one doesn't feel that deep. I mean, he didn't do a thorough enough background check on the girl that he's dating. Like, I kind of like that because if he did, it would make O.P. kind of seem creepy. Yeah. Right. Like, he did what he's supposed to do. He just didn't go the extra layer. Also, there's so many Sarah's out there. There's so many Morgans or Megans or Lauren's out there. Like, if she's going by a different name that the husband didn't provide

because like when he's doing the intake papers to get this lawyer he's probably like oh this is my wife's name these are potential aliases she could go by aka like if you got married

and you became Lauren Johnson that person would put down oh well she could be going by Lauren Rolf but if she's not going by you know Sarah maiden name she could be going by

Sarah, snuffaloffigis. And the guy didn't know that. Then it's like, it's not an O.P. Right. For not, like, prying this random Sarah that he met in a coffee shop. Yeah. Hey, what's your last name? And what are some other last names you could go by?

And what are some nicknames you might have? Just got to check for work. Yeah. Like, someone would be creeped out. Right. Oh, man. But, okay, speaking of rom-coms, like, this is the type of stuff I'm talking about. Come on.

someone make this movie sounds really cute it does sound cute but but but no buts we do get an update okay sarah and him are together fingers crossed does it come that full circle i hope so so it's been about seven months since the conference room incident and people have been asking what happened? Short answer, it's been a mess. Oh, no. About three weeks after I withdrew from Dave's case, I got called into a meeting with the senior partners. Three partners are firm's general counsel and a rep from our malpractice carrier on video call. The managing partner slides a folder across the table. Quote, opposing counsel reported a conflict of interest issued to the state bar under Rule 8.3. We've been notified of a disciplinary inquiry.

Fuck. Wait, opposing counsel, meaning that Sarah did that? Sarah's lawyer. Yeah. Oh, no. O.P. says here, Dave's new attorney filed the report. They don't get to decide what happens. They just report potential violations, and the bar takes it from there.

I have to explain everything. How I met Sarah, how we'd been casually dating for a couple of months, how she used a different name socially, how my conflict check on her legal name didn't flag anything because I never connected the dots. The general counsel is taking notes, walk me through your conflict check process. I explain the intake procedures, how the system works, how Sarah's legal surname didn't match what she had told me. It sounds worse when I say it out loud. Quote, there is a clear model rule 1.7A2 issue material limitation conflict, the general counsel says. You were correct to withdraw under rule 1.16, but we need to understand how this wasn't

caught earlier. The malpractice carrier rep unmutes. We'll need to document this as a circumstance that could lead to a claim. It'll be noted when your policy comes up for renewal. Great. The firm mandates that I complete an eight-hour CLE on conflicts of interest before taking on any new clients. They've already registered me for a seminar that Saturday, 8 a.m., of course. I show up at a hotel conference room with about 20 other attorneys. One of the instructors is Patricia,

a divorce attorney I've opposed a few times. She definitely knows why I'm there based on the look she gave me. Oh, Patricia. Part of the morning is standard material rules, case law procedures. Then we get to case studies and Patricia brings up in Reed Johnson, a 2019 disciplinary matter. Attorney representing a divorce client starts dating someone, turns out to be the opposing party, discovers it at a settlement conference. Same exact situation as mine from six years ago in a different state. And I wanted to sink through the floor.

At lunch, another attorney mentions he heard about something similar happening at a firm in town recently. Doesn't know it's me, but clearly the story's getting around. I finished the seminar, passed the exam, bring the certificate back to the firm. A few weeks later, the bar sends a letter. The inquiry is closed with a private citation. Basically a warning that stays in their files, but isn't public discipline. Could have been worse. That's good.

My malpractice premium went up about. 15% when it renewed in September. The carrier cited the reported disciplinary circumstance in the renewal letter. The firm implemented some new procedures for me specifically. For the next six months, I have to get conflicts pre-cleared by general counsel before taking on any new client. They also added mandatory AKA slash nickname fields to our intake forms and conflict check system. Seems like that should have been in there before, but okay. The worst part, isn't the official stuff, though. It's the people that know.

Not everyone, but enough. I've been called the coffee shop lawyer twice at bar events. Who cares? Last month, opposing counsel asked if I'd met the other party before with this look on her face. The story's definitely circulating. Some versions have me engaged to Sarah. one has me not finding out until trial.

It's becoming one of those cautionary tales people tell each other. Haven't dated anyone since March, deleted the apps. Before I did, I matched with someone who mentioned her divorce, and I immediately asked who her lawyer was. She unmatched pretty quickly. Can't really blame her. Dave, if you see this, I'm sorry, man. I really didn't know.

I hope things worked out. Okay for you. Sarah, I hope you're doing well. Everyone else, just ask the basic questions. Run proper conflict checks. Verify AKAs. It's not worth it. I mean, this is probably just because I'm not a lawyer and not in this field, but I'm like, it really doesn't seem like it should be that deep. It doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Like, they realized before anything had really been. litigated. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't like O.P. sat there and like got Sarah the house. Exactly. It wasn't being slimy. Yeah. It was just like a true accident. Right. I also feel like, I don't know, I'm nosy and maybe this is like not common practice. But if I was a lawyer taking on a divorce case,

I'd be like, oh, can I see a picture of you too? Like as I took on the client, just be like, I want a face for the name. Like, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Don't they include pictures in their files? I feel that way too I feel that way about guys in general Like I'm always like Give me the tea Give me the details Show me a photo

And they're like oh I don't know I don't know I didn't ask And I'm like Oh ask Ask the questions We need to know I know

It's like Oh that meme Where it's like A guy's talking to his girlfriend He's like Oh yeah Jared broke up with Whitney And then the girlfriend's like

Why? What happened? I don't know I don't know What do you? what do you mean well when they break up i don't know were they having problems i don't know well what do you do after i don't know it's like are you not friends there i need to send you a video there's this one where this guy has note cards and he's like he's like when i what my girlfriend

sends me with when i hang out with my buddy who just went through a breakup and he's like was cheating involved if yes go to next card if no Like, it's so good. But I seriously, I didn't realize this is like a universal thing, but I just, I, yeah, it just, it seems to be that a lot of guys don't ask the deets. I'm like really trying to train Justin to ask way more questions. Like even one of his, like, best friends got engaged and I was like, how did you do it? I don't know.

In New York. And I'm like, where? Yeah. And then, like, they're now planning their wedding. I'm like, have they decided on a venue? What are they doing? I don't really know. I'm like, you work with him literally every day. Yeah. What do you guys talk about? Yeah. What do you talk about? Nothing. I'm like, ask the questions. They talk about sports.

I know. Music and nothing else. Crazy. Back to this one though, I would like for O.P. and Sarah to get reconnected. I want them to come back full circle. But at least O.P. got a second chance at being a lawyer still like it wasn't wasn't fired from the firm and disbarred thank god thank god um yeah i think opi sounds like a really sweet person and you you guys should make the stories come true and get engaged give me the rom-com yeah i would like yeah thank you it's all i got for this full circle moment brought to us all by depop just like in today's stories sometimes something we thought was gone found its way back, whether that's a friendship and opportunity, maybe even your favorite piece of clothing. That's what Deepop is all about, keeping style in motion and letting your taste connect with someone

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want to bam hit it where it hurts you know i was really trying to like Wednesday adams this okay but at the same time that last story was like like so cute and fun that I'm, I'm, you pick. Down for either. I hate picking. Hmm. I'll jump to this one first. Okay. Okay. Coming from our very own to how it takes subreddit, six days old, titled, My Husband and my sister have become way too close. Uh-oh. And I don't know what to think anymore. Wait, is this the light one or the dark one? You're not going to tell me. I'm not going to tell you. We shall see. I'm 27 and I've been married to my husband who's 30 for two years.

Things were good between us until my younger sister, who's 24, started spending more time at our place. At first, I was happy to have her around. It made our home feel warmer. But now, something feels wrong. They talk all the time. They text late at night and share jokes I don't understand. Sometimes when we go out, they walk ahead together, laughing while I trail behind. No.

It feels like I'm watching my own husband, forget I exist. Oh, no. I tried to talk to him about it once. He told me I was being jealous and dramatic. Oh, no, big red flag. My sister said the same thing, that I was reading too much into things, but I can't shake this feeling. It's like they have a secret world that doesn't. doesn't include me. The moment that broke me was when I saw my sister wearing his hoodie.

She laughed when I asked about it and said, quote, he told me I could borrow it. I smiled on the outside, but inside I felt something snap. I don't know if they've crossed any real lines, but emotionally, it feels like I've already lost them both. My heart keeps asking if I'm imagining it, or if this is how betrayal actually begins. The latter. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Waring his hoodie?

I mean, that wouldn't be that weird without the rest of the context. But you would go to, like, your sister and be like, hey, is there a big hoodie of Johns I can borrow? Right, exactly. Like, if you, you'd come to me. Yeah. If you were at my house and you were cold, you'd come to me. Yeah. Like, you wouldn't just be like, oh, can I have a sweatshirt?

Definitely not. Ew. It's so wild to me, too, because, like, I feel, even though I feel like I'm friends with my friend's partners, I also am mindful about when we are communicating without my friend being there. Like, I don't, I don't really like to text too often to any of my friend's partners. just like out of just respect I can go through my friend like there's little things like here and there that I'll text like my friend's partner but like we don't need to like have all these inside jokes together I can't imagine how OP feels because this isn't normal like this is not respectful this is definitely red flag and the fact that they both are like gaslighting you and

calling you crazy yeah that's uh yeah that's it's even more reason to be concerned because it's it's like they're getting defensive versus taking my feelings in a consideration and being respectful and being like, oh, I could see how I'm crossing lines. I won't be so touchy-feely. I'll try to include you.

I see how you could be feeling. It's, no, you're crazy. You're insecure. You're jealous. Yeah. Do I have a reason to be jealous of my sister? Like, to me, jealousy almost implies romance.

Like, you know what I mean? I don't know. I just, there's something about that word in the way he used jealousy for me, where it feels like romantically tinged. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

No, it is interesting. I... Am I misusing the word jealousy? I guess it can be not unrelated to romance. Yeah, no, definitely not. I mean, it's a widespread feeling. Yeah, jealousy includes more emotions than I initially thought. anger, resentment, inadequacy, helplessness, or disgust,

insecurity, fear, and concern over a relative lack of possessions or safety. So jealousy, that fits. It does fit. Yeah. Okay. No, it's just so interesting to me because, like, if somebody told me that they were feeling uncomfortable with my relationship with their partner, I would, like, be, I would, like, never talk to their partner again.

you would just like you'd be really respectful and I think a lot of us would be like block their partner and I'd be like I'd never want to feel that way they're blocked I'll never talk to them again oh my god um so it's just like the fact that she's like doubling down and she's like I'm wearing his sweatshirt da kick her out why is she there yeah don't invite her over as much also also it's almost like showing your husband's true colors so it's like you almost want there to be enough of a reason to leave him rather than just having this, like, hunch. Yeah, that's true, too. And then being, like, question him for years and years on ends. And I hate going through someone's phone, but do it. Just kidding. But there's got to be something fishy on there

between the two of them. They're either shit-talking you or they're fucking each other. I mean, it doesn't even need to... And both of them aren't good. Maybe they're not. But, like, even if they're not, there's still way too close for comfort.

And that in itself, when you're expressing that you don't feel comfortable and they're not change anything, that's disrespect from both people. Yeah, and that's the bottom line. Yeah, exactly. So it's like, even if they're not doing anything, it's still just like disrespectful from like two of the people that you love the most. Like they should, if they genuinely think that it's in your head or something, they still should be like, hey, there's nothing going on.

But to respect what you're feeling, we're going to not communicate. like we're going to like keep some distance but like we hope that we can all have fun again and like we can all be like whatever i don't know i don't know just like something like at least to show that you're respecting yeah and it's it's the thing because it's not like they're all like if they're all BFFs from like grade school yeah and then grew up together the relationship has always been there but like this is your sister like The sister needs to respect you, respect your relationship. Like, you know, something's up for sure.

And I guess, like, you, I mean, you make such solid points. If you're uncomfortable and your partner, your husband, isn't respecting your feelings, that's the core issue here. Like, you're trying to talk about your feelings and your feelings are valid, seemingly justified here, but he doesn't care. He's trying to brush it off. He's getting defensive. He's pointing the blame back on to you. That's your real problem. Exactly.

Top comment. Intra family affairs are not as uncommon as people think. O.P., trust your insights. Gather more evidence. Yeah. Next comment. Your gut is usually right about this stuff. The hoodie thing, especially would have made me lose it.

That's crossing a line whether they realize it or not. Yeah. Start documenting the weird behavior and maybe set some boundaries. about the late night texting. Next comment down, intuition. It's part of you for a reason. Self-preservation. These two are getting ready to blow up your marriage in your life.

Keep quiet, gather evidence, and stay two steps ahead of this. You can cry, scream, and have a breakdown later. I don't know. Like, I think something fishy is going on. A lot of people are like, check their phones and devices, perhaps secretly install audio or video devices, follow your gut instincts.

Like, people really do jump off the rails here and go to the same conclusion. A lot of us are going to. But I do think, like, if you get to that point where you're installing secret cameras. Oh, never mind. Sorry, I thought you're saying something else. What did you say? I thought you were going to say, like, instilling legs of blank emotion. Yeah, no. But just like if you're going to those lengths and installing a camera,

secretly to try to catch them, your relationship is like, you're really in the gutter already. Yeah. But no comments from O.P. No update yet. I totally thought you were going to give you updates on this one. I got nothing. Morgan, make one up right now. We should do that for an episode. For stories that don't have updates, we're just going to make them up. Yes. Oh, my God. That would actually be fun.

Each, like, write one and then have the other person read it. Okay. I like that. Yeah. Okay, that'll be fun. Okay. Okay. Moving on to this one.

This one is coming from Am I Overreacting, six days old, titled Am I Overreacting? Husband got me edible arrangements and then ate it all. My husband and I had a baby five months ago, and I've been having a bit of a hard time lately. The last few days have been a... especially rough. Yesterday, my husband thought it would be a nice idea to send me an edible arrangement with chocolate-covered fruit and fruit-shaped flowers. I was surprised by it and was so happy he thought to do something nice for me, which doesn't happen all that often. Last night, I ate a few of the chocolate fruit pieces and shared some with my husband because it was really

tasty. I put the rest away to eat within the next few days. I woke up this morning to find the edible arrangement container empty. He took the rest of it to work. I called him out on it, and he said he wasn't sure I was going to eat the rest of it. Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark. Then ask. This gesture just ended up making me feel sad and made me cry. Am I overreacting? It's just fruit. No, he should have asked you. That would actually have me crashing out. I've like cried over a lot. less. So I would freak the fuck out. See, I don't know that I would care that much, but at the same time, the fact that he doesn't do nice things for her often, then that. And like, you're so

excited about it and thinking like that's so sweet. And then he basically like cuts it like not even in half, but like, he just took your gift. Like you didn't even get a gift because he took it. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't for you. Was it for him? So he could bring his co-workers at work. Like who was this really for then? Who does that without asking them too? Like that's weird. Like if he were to be like, are you going to eat more of this? Like, and as she says no, then be like, okay, well, I'd love to bring it to work if you're not going to have anymore so that other people can enjoy it.

And then she says, yeah, sounds good. Then like that's a different conversation. Just like giving someone a gift and then taking it away is so weird. It's so weird. It's like, it's for me like it would be the principle more than like the edible arrangement. it. See, I'm like, you don't touch my chocolate-covered strawberries. You don't touch my cantaloupe. You leave my star-shaped honeydew alone. Yeah. Like I would just be so downtrodden. I'd just freak out. I really would because it's like you're having a hard time. You're having a

baby. Sounds like you're at home taking care of the baby. He's at work. You're probably just like going through it by yourself, dealing with being a mom. And then you get this nice gift that you don't get all that often. And then he just snatches it back. And then it's like, my head, I know it's about fruit, you guys, but I'd be like, do you care about me? Do you respect me? Clearly not, because you stole my fruit back. Yeah. Do I need to sleep with one eye open? Can I trust you? I don't think so. You're stealing food from my table, taking that chocolate-covered strawberry straight out of my mouth. Yeah. I don't know if I can rely on you to be a provider for this family anymore. No, you can't even prevent I couldn't keep it up. But no, I don't think you're overreacting. Is it the end of your

marriage? No. Like, you've got to have a conversation and tell him why you're hurt and just he needs to do nice things for you more often too. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Top comment. Especially like while you're carrying his baby and gave birth to his baby, like he should be doing extra nice things to you so the fact that like he doesn't do that often that is concerning to me this one isn't bare minimum yeah like this one instance isn't concerning to me but like if he's consistently not showing up for you then that is a different story i can't imagine choosing to be with a partner that doesn't show up for you yeah like i really can't imagine like i just am blown away by how much Justin goes above and beyond to make sure things are special for me like he really does he

fucking yeah that man like he fucking loves me yeah um wedding day like he got everyone like around he like wrote all of my bridesmaids cards the sweetest thing ever i literally like was like do i need to redo my speech because i need to say because normally like the maid of honor speech is supposed to be more tailored to you and then like wrap in like the partner yeah and then like best man is more about the guy, rep. And yeah. But then after I read that, I'm like, I need to add more. I need, and I like started panicking. I was like, Morgan. And she's like, it's fine. No, your speech was amazing. But like he made sure everyone felt so loved and like special and like wrote all of my bridesmaids cards. He got me like a diamond tennis bracelet that he literally

went downtown and like custom made. He put my birthstone and his birthstone hidden in the back by the class. He didn't stop there. I didn't realize it until we walked into the tent, but we were looking at all the florals and, like, I was seeing the tent for the first time. And I'm like looking around and all of a sudden I see this basket. And it was a wicker basket from Venus at Fleur, however the fuck you say that, like the Forever Flower Place. And I had sent him this Instagram ad of that basket And I had sent him that like ad from Instagram

months ago, months ago and he had it at our wedding at our placement waiting for me to get and I'm like you didn't have to do any of this like a nice card

but then like all of that and he's just like I just wanted you to have the perfect day and feel so loved and I'm like, so sweet I'm like this girl can't even keep her damn fruit She can't even get her fruit

I demand justice I'll send you an arrangement Oh my God No Justin has done like the sweetest Most thoughtful things for you I just remember when you first started dating And like you guys were walking along Venice

And you saw this like horse painting That you were like oh I love that And you asked how much it was You're like oh it's too expensive And then he came back Like either the next day Or like that very same day And bought it for you

And surprised. How do you say surprised? And surprised you. Oh, can I see it? He just got to stick with it now. And he surprised it with you. Oh, my God. What's wrong with you?

And then he gave it to you like months later at the exact time. Stop. God. God. surprised. I don't want to do that word anymore. Yeah, it was really cute. And he surprised you with it months later at his very specific time. Yeah, for my birthday. Yes. A very specific time. A very specific time. Yes. The day I was born on that anniversary of that magical day. It was so long ago. I don't know.

remember. I know. He's very thoughtful. The other thing he did too with the, oh my God, it was one of those things where you like opened up a gift every day or like opened up a note every day. He made me like a fucking Advent calendar. That was so cool. It was incredible. Like every single day had this like thoughtful gift or like a note to a puzzle piece for the big final gift. So cool. And it was like a t-shirt with like my pony on it. Like one of those like band graphic collage things. It's just like he's so thoughtful. Yeah. So I think that's. by this story where I'm like you yeah it really irks me because like if he wants to he will and it like does not have to be financial like effort does not have to be financial it just needs to be effort

it needs to be thoughtful right it can be free but put in some fucking effort well like like specifically because like gifts are a big part of your love language so that's why it's like that equals like effort that equals like showing that somebody's thinking of you so no that makes a lot of sense why this one like totally is just pissing me off top comment no offense but is he a moron they all are next one oh we established that of the highest order next comment after that i feel that's unfair to morons damn he bought her something that she was kind enough to share with him and he decided that wasn't enough of course she was going to eat them they were delicious and why she shared. He knew that and took them anyways. He's a greedy asshole. Yeah.

Next comment down in response to, no offense, but is he a moron? The person goes, yes. That's it. Just yes. Did he really bring it to work or get the late night munchies and then realize his mistake and feel embarrassed? Ask him to get you another one. O.P. responds, right before we went to bed, he was snacking a bit on it, but I saw him put the rest back in the fridge. When I saw the empty container this morning, I figured he had taken the rest to work. Yesterday, he asked me to buy some fruit when I went grocery shopping so he could take some to work. I bought three different kinds of fruit for him. This morning, he only took the edible arrangement and didn't take any of the fruit I bought at the grocery store. Why is he so dumb? Literally. He made you go get

him fruit for work and then took your gift to work instead of the fruit that he made you go out and get him. Also, why is he bringing fruit to work? Weird. I don't even know anyone that brings fruit to work, like for the office, you know? I mean, I don't know. I guess if you're having like a pot look, someone brings fruit or a veggie tray, but not your wife's gift. Yeah. We do get an update. Okay. You weren't very excited for that. My head was still in it in the other place. I'm here with you now. Bad place. No. Update.

After work, he went and bought all the stuff to make me a big container of chocolate-covered strawberries and apples. Honestly, the ones he made ended up being way better than the edible arrangement ones. He apologized and said they were all for me. There we go. We love someone who can correct their wrongs real quick. How do you feel? Are you satisfied?

You hate him still? No. I'm like if O.P. said they tasted better. I'm sure they did because they were made with love. Yeah. I mean, I like. But I'm still like, I like the effort of it. Like, I like the, that he's actually getting dirty with it. He's putting in effort. He's putting an effort. I mean, it is a lot more effort to melt the chocolate. Dip the fruit. Let it set. Like, that is a lot of work. And, like, honestly. Cut the fruit. Oh, yeah. And it's really easy to, like, mess up the chocolate. I just made chocolate covered something for, like, Michaela's little birthday, Smorgasborg she had. Like, each person had to make a different item.

And we made chocolate-covered fruit and angel food cake. Okay. And the first time we melted the chocolate, we actually, it, like, stalled. Oh, yeah. And it just, like, hardened. Harden. Yeah. And that can happen.

So it's like, it is a lot more effort. So I'm satisfied with it. It's good. This is sweet. I'm also on Whole 30 right now. And so, and it's been really great, but you talking about, like, chocolate covered for- No. You can't have, like, anything.

It's, like, very, very strict. Dude, I saw a clip. Really happy you're doing it. It'll be great. Yeah. But I saw a clip of Victoria Beckham because her new documentary came out. And David Beckham was like. Like, would you like a whisper?

It's like some British chocolate. And she goes, oh, I haven't had chocolate since the 90s. I'm not going to start now. And I'm like, you haven't had a piece of chocolate since the 90s. That's brutal. You haven't had chocolate since I was born. That's heartbreaking. That's, that's, wow.

For what? For what? What's one piece of chocolate going to do to you? Spiral. Become that Willy Wonka kid who falls in. chocolate. Okay, I will say I made the mistake of buying all of our hand-a-week, hand-a-ween. Hand-a-ween. All of our Halloween candy early to get ready for our trick-or-treaters because we get a lot. And that was a mistake because I can't stop eating the candy. Yeah. No, it's very addictive. That's why.

So, well, that's with like the whole 30 is not actually meant to be like a weight-loss diet. It's meant to, one, figure out your food sensitivities, which I really have been talking about wanting to do for a while, and now I'm, like, actually going to figure some stuff out. It's going to be great. Great. And then we're going to do colonoscopies because colon cancer is rising in young adults. It's time for all of us to get checked. Justin's scheduled his appointment. Really? Well, I went in and asked about it, and they denied me. I'm too young. Tell them you're bleeding out your asshole. Lie. Do what you got to do. You pay for insurance. Yeah. It's also expensive too. It was with my last insurance. I mean, not so expensive, but not ideal. Worth it to find out if you have colon cancer or not? Well, yes. I think so. Justin's friend just got a massive nodule sniffed out. Really? He's got to do colonoscopies every six months now because it was so big. Oh my God. Yeah, and he's 28. Okay.

Yeah. Did he, like, see signs, though? No. None. Yeah. So, it's time. The amount of messages I get from you guys where you're like, I'd stage three colon cancer. I'd stage four colon cancer.

Like, it is on the rise. And how many people do you talk to? They're like, I have weird stomach stuff. Yeah. My stomach hurts all the time. I only rain pee out my asshole. Like. So many people have problems.

I have not. I don't know if I've had anyone say that to me, but it's true. I'll tell you that the next time it happens to me. It's pretty common these days. Something ain't right. But yeah, anyway, so I go through phases where I'm like, I need ice cream every night to, like, complete the day. I bought these pumpkin spice donut holes from Trader Joe's. They are so good.

but Justin had probably four of them and I ate the rest and there were like three left today and I had to throw them in the garbage to stop myself. So that's actually the worst part about doing this during October is I love those type of flavors. They're so good. There's so many fun treats during Halloween. I love Halloween. Anyway, yeah, next story. Next story.

I want a cookie. You do. Okay. This next one, let me give you a choice. Option one. Am I the asshole for pointing out my daughter's imperfections after she said she understood why her father cheated on me since I gained so much weight? Wow, that just said trauma in so many different languages. Or, my ex-we. wife predicted my future in painful details, and I can't sleep at night because of it. Why did you do this? They're both so intriguing. I don't like that you did this to me and us. Sorry. I don't know. Do you want to flip a coin? Probably, yeah. We haven't left anything to the coin flip in some time. Okay, which one do you want to be heads? Heads will be the first one.

Okay, tails a second. Tales. Okay, tails it is. I'm unsatisfied. So, do you want to do the first one then? Yeah. Okay, let's do it. I'll read the other one on Patreon.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so again, the title, Am I the asshole for pointing out my daughter's imperfections after she said she understood. why her father cheated on me since I gained so much weight. I, 45 female, feel extremely guilty. I won't act as if I'm the most desirable wife in the world. I did gain a lot of weight.

I did let myself go. My husband, 47 male, is by far the better looking one. But I don't think I deserved to be cheated on. He did the stereotypical thing of cheating on me with a young, thin woman, 28 female. Of course, my husband didn't want to be the one to tell our daughter, 22 female, that we're getting divorced. We only have the one daughter.

Even though she's an adult, I expected it to hurt her. Our daughter was always closer to her father than me. The talk was just between my daughter and I. I told her that her father and I both love her more than anything and that nothing will change that. That neither of us regret a marriage that gave us her, but we're getting a divorce. She just stared into space, and I hugged her. After the hug, she was just staring at me.

Out of nowhere, she asked if her father had cheated on me. I had no plans of telling her that, but I didn't know what to say given that she asked. I said yes. She asked me, what did I expect? She said she understood why he did it since I had gained so much weight. I was devastated all over again. That was the last thing I expected her to say. I know that my daughter has a boyfriend, 25 male.

I told my daughter that she's not so thin herself. And I asked her, what if her boyfriend cheated on her because of her weight? I asked her, what if her boyfriend cheated on her because of her acne? I told her that right now she smelled and she's wearing crappy clothes. I asked her if she expects her boyfriend to love her as she is. is or to cheat on her. She had tears in her eyes. She told me that I shouldn't be picking on her since my man doesn't find me sexy anymore. Right now, I'm just broken and I can't trust my own judgment. I was expecting more sympathy from my daughter. I don't know if my reaction

was appropriate. Am I the asshole? I don't feel like I'm giving sound advice, but I'm like, no I'm like you're not the asshole like pop off queen but like I know that's wrong it's really tough because it's like you know kids hurt yeah but kid air quotes is also a 22 year old young woman exactly like come on it's yeah like where is that child's empathy like how is that your first reaction how is that like your knee jerk thing that you're going to spit? out. I get why dad cheated on you because you've gained a lot of weight. What? And also, your dad cheated on your mom with someone that's six years older than you. How are you not repulsed by him? Come on, girl. It reminds me of that quote. Oh, what is it? Often father and daughter look down

on mother together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother's fate. Hmm. It's basically this like quote, this old-timey quote, and I don't even know where it came from, but essentially like it's some like a common trope that in a dynamic with, you know, parents and a daughter, the daughter will laugh at the mom. The daughter will, you know, be the father.

mother's girl, the daddy's girl at the mom's expense, rather than just like loving both parents equally. Like, they'll belittle mom. They'll laugh together at mom. I've seen it play out with my family of my own. And it's, it's weird where it's like, that's your mom. Why are you picking on your mom? And essentially, once that daughter becomes a mother, she will share that same fate. You're not better than your mom. You're not smarter than your mom. Like, you will have that fate. and it's just like it's kind of giving that where it's like you're choosing your dad who's kind of a pig rather than just like being a decent person towards your mom and having as you put it empathy I mean at 22 years old like I can't imagine I can't imagine saying that at any age honestly

so for me like I don't really I don't feel bad for the daughter that the mom responded that way is all I'm saying and I know that like maybe my response should be a little bit bit more like, okay, that's not the way, that's not how to, like, handle it. Yeah. You're still the mother, but, like, but part of me is like, yeah. Good, good for you for once. Yeah. I mean, I could see a lot of people being like, everyone sucks here. But at the same time, you weren't saying to her, well, you're fat. You have acne. You're ugly. You were simply posing a question to her to be like.

Like, to ponder. To ponder. Like, if your boyfriend cheated on you because of your acne, is that okay? Yeah. Like, you're not being as negative. Yeah, exactly. Like, you're just trying to get her to, like, realize how silly what she said was. Right.

So I'm like, in that case, I'm like, maybe this was a learning lesson that she needed. Yeah. I personally, maybe this will get me some flack. I don't know. I personally think not the asshole. I do realize a lot of people could go. Everyone sucks here. Or you're the asshole even. But it's my personal take. I mean, that's what I've been throwing out too. So.

I like it. I like it. Top comment. Let's hear it. Not the asshole. Oh. 22 is old enough not to blame someone for getting cheated on or a marriage ending. Your ex is a coward for not telling her. But given her horrendous reaction that it was somehow your fault, I imagine it would have gone down that way. regardless. She sounded like she needed a good kick up the ass. And verbally, you did so only using the exact same logic applied to you. Exactly. It wouldn't be chasing after her. Focus on yourself and getting your life straight. It might make her realize what she's done and that she went too far. I would make my kid humble themselves after that because she owes you an apology. Yeah. Next comment down.

Honestly, you're not the asshole, but everyone else is. Her dad cheated with a woman only six years older than her. and I don't care how rail-thin you are. Perverts like that have a type, young and dumb. Your adult daughter was cruel, and how more guilty and shitty would it be if she was a mean girl from someone outside of the home? You did the universe a favor by nicking that bad behavior in the bud. She fucked around and found out. You're human. That happens to be a mom. It's not outlandish to expect some sort of empathy, and her cruelty is concerning. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm, I'm like, it's actually very concerning to me. Yeah, and O.P. does respond to that one. Do I have a leg to stand on talking about her lack of empathy after what I said? Yes. Yours was a reaction. Her's was just like being a bitch.

Yeah. It was like, unprovoked. You were reacting to her being a bitch. She was just being a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. And someone does reply, yes, you do. She was kicking you while you were down while you were showing her how the tables can turn. You do have empathy. You didn't say what you said to hurt her, and you wouldn't blame her if she was cheated on. You were actually trying to get her to empathize with you by showing her how it would feel to be in your shoes. You did nothing wrong. She just needed to learn a lesson. O.P. does have a few other comments.

Basically, like, asking people when they're pointing out that her daughter could have like some internalized misogyny. And O.P. is just like, where do you see that? like trying to get more whatever um someone does say everyone sucks here but i can understand your reaction she's an adult not a child anymore opi goes i agree with everyone sucks here i wish i had a better reaction to what she said i wished i was composed enough to ask her why that was the first thing she said i don't opi is like i feel like we failed her honestly i don't think it's a we i think if anything like your husband kind of failed in that sense like he should have been a part of that conversation with you.

Agreed. I don't know why that was your burden to bear being the one to break the news to her that you're ending your marriage. Like, it takes two people to have a marriage. He's calling it quits. He should be there. He shouldn't be let off the hook like that. Yeah.

Opie has a comment here. In recent years from the outside, my husband may have come off as a man who was bored with his wife. Is that enough to have such an impact on our daughter? Basically, just being like, I think people are implying like your daughter's clearly gone through some stuff like blah blah blah blah and it's like i don't know op he also says i feel like my daughter must have had some seriously bad influences maybe from her father or someone else so just kind of trying to rationalize with this behavior and why her daughter is so cruel

one of the most controversial comments is everyone sucks here wow she was shitty to say that yikes you were shitty to respond in kind. What the fuck? You're her mother. You know that wasn't appropriate. Y'all both need to get on the female empowerment train. You both have some serious internalized massagny going on there. No.

Wrong. I like it. Well, that was a serious bruh ending. Brough. I've got a few more of these that are going over to Patreon. It's going to be a whole theme over there this month. Am I going to be on it at all? You could pop over there with me.

We could keep tackling the rest of these. You're well-versed and trained in the bruh now. Brough. I'm going to be back around town on Thursday. Yay! We'll see what I can do. I am researching for my Clues podcast Thursday, but maybe I can squeeze in.

Squeezing. I'll squeeze in. Thank you guys so much for being here. Another episode. Had over to Patreon. if you want to see Lauren squeezed in there. But really appreciate you guys being here. If there's any themes, any theme ideas would be really appreciated because my brain hurts.

But any themes, guests, stories you want to see us cover, put it in the comments. I'm open to suggestions. But other than that, until next time. Until next time, bruh. Bye, guys. Bye. Bruh. Thank you.