Two Hot Takes - Amazon Music Presents: Baby, This is Keke Palmer

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

Keke Palmer has questions for days, about everything under the sun. From the existential to the inconsequential. From pop culture to pop science. From the meaning of life to the meaning of W.A.P. From life in outer space to “Where the eff is Tom from MySpace?“ And everything in between. Because Baby, this is Keke Palmer, and she is here for All. Of. It.  Each week, the multi-talented Keke is taking you on a journey down the rabbit hole on a topic that she cannot stop obsessing over. She’ll also get deep with special guests, trying to answer the questions that keep us up at night. We are getting INTO IT. Listen to Baby, this is Keke Palmer Only on Amazon Music:www.amazon.com/BTIKP_us_pfd_AA_110122

Hey everyone, I want to tell you about the hilarious new podcast, Baby, this is Kiki Palmer. Kiki is a former child star, an Emmy award-winning actress, singer, producer, and Virgo. She has a lot of burning questions that keep her up at night. For instance, remember Tom from MySpace? Remember that guy with the smile in that little white t-shirt? Whatever happened to him? She's putting friends, family, and some of the hottest experts in the hot seat to ask

them the real questions we want to know. Like, is only fans only bad? How has dating changed in the digital age? Where would former child stars be if they weren't actors? These are the questions running through Kiki's mind and she's letting us in on it all. Because on Baby, this is Kiki Palmer, no topic is off limits. I'm about to play you a clip from the show. While you're listening, make sure to follow the Amazon Music Exclusive podcast, Baby,

this is Kiki Palmer, in the Amazon Music app. Download the app today. Now, I'll be honest, y'all didn't ask me this, but I will definitely let this out. So I dated someone and I found out that someone that they dated was the only fans I wanted to see what mama was working with. That was my only time. Oh, so you're emotionally self-cutting on only fans. I was emotionally self-cutting.

I was like, how great is she, you know, like how hard do I have to work at this moment in time? Okay, so you're checking out the ex. I was checking out the ex, the only fan I've got. Okay, so now what was that? How did you think when you went to check? She was very sexy. It was a bad decision for me.

Were you impressed? I was impressed. It was a bad decision for me. Did you learn anything? I didn't learn anything. You know what? Because I didn't get the exclusive content. But I'm sure if I had, did a little extra, I could have gotten exclusive, but she was

very adorable. It was a sad day. That's when you do too much. Too much digging. Well, let that be a lesson to you tonight, chase after the ex because they are an ex for a reason. Exactly, mom. And it wasn't because of her body.

Okay. It must have been her mind because she was hot. Which is even worse. Kind of. I know. Okay, so I'll tell you guys what I like about OnlyFans is, so first of all, when I went to Amsterdam, obviously we all know this about Amsterdam, Red Light District, and I don't know if I'm using the proper term, if they say sex workers or what anybody that does sexually

explicit content or that's how they make their money, I always felt, dang, why can't, why is that such a difficult thing in America? Why is it so unsafe and so hard for people to be, if this is the kind of content, people want this kind of content. Why can't we have a system that supports them to be able to do it safely? So for me, I like it, you know, because OnlyFans is like a very exclusive pimp, and I really feel like it's safe, I just like it's safe. So I love that, because that's something I always was, I was always curious about.

I ask a lot of questions about a lot of stuff, I'm like, well, if it's okay here, why isn't okay there? So I like OnlyFans for being able to create a safe way for these type of content creators to be able to do their content and make their money directly where they don't have to cut it too much with a middleman and all this other stuff. So that's what I like. Well, like you were saying with Pornhub or any other porn site, I mean, that's the site that makes money, and especially with the more amateurity that that makes money, how

does Pornhub make money? I don't pay nothing. I don't pay nothing. It has to be free. I've been free. I've been free. I look for free porn. I know that's right, Mom.

I be like, free porn, I don't pay anything. Let me right click on this. So this is a story she knows, this is not new, but this is when I first realized that my mom and I were alike, and that my mom is a regular woman just like the rest of us that likes a little porn of it out there. My little brother, he comes up to me, he's like, I want a mom's computer, and I accidentally pushed the history, and he said, big black cocks. Sharon Weldon.

I like big butt cocks. I'm not Sharon. I know we can get the lights to that, call legal. First of all, I'm like, Mom, are you allowed to free three lives? Mom, what would you do if I became an OnlyFans creator? I mean, I'm not telling you what kind of content I would do, but how would you feel if I became an OnlyFans contributor?