Two In The Think Tank - 106 - "ALIEN SMELL BAIT" with JOEL ZAMMIT and JOEL DUSCHER from SANSPANTS RADIO

Episode Date: November 21, 2017

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from our great mates. Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Well, I want to go down there after you cut, fuck it. And then I put it down in the sand. And then there was almost just no pattern to what you were doing at the beginning there.

And I was like, I was like, I'm just going to jump in. Like somebody, like turning a rope. So fast, so sporadically. You were trying to skip that rope. I'm trying to skip that rope. Yeah, it was amazing. You didn't hit the rope once. It was, it was amazing. You didn't hit the rope once. Now, it was incredible.

I was like a real sort of offbeat staccato approach to spin in the rope. Yeah, I guess it was advanced as well. It was advanced kind of beat making that the world has maybe never seen up until this point. While we're here, I'm with my kind of jazz. It's the good music that you don't make that's kind of. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I like that about that. It's the good music that you don't make that's kind of yeah that's good yeah like that about like it's the

listenability that it doesn't have yeah that really makes it appealing I see yeah it's the songs you don't listen to yes yes that make my career successful yeah it's the record contracts I have inside that. The reason I'm so rich and popular. Welcome to Two In The Thing. Welcome to Two In The Thing, I'm Andy. And I'm Alice, to George Williams, I'm Lee Bridgill. And with us today, we have Jolls.

Yes, we have a couple of Jolls. Got a couple of Jolls. I don't know your last names. Zammett and Dusha. Dusha, yeah. Dusha? Yeah, that's, it sounds like a made up name like Bullying, but it's not.

My last name is legitimately Dusha. What are we talking like, D-O-O-S-C-H-A? Not even close. That's right. Okay, we're talking like a, Solid-J, D, A-W, s, t, then the works of, the works of, uh, you know, I don't know some guy, some of the William Shakespeare, just in brackets, three dots. And then number nine, no one's ever got it on the second guest. But you guys nailed it. We're talking DUSCHER. That's very respectable for spelling.

Oh yeah. Yeah. That's good. You guys very respectfully at the start of the podcast. Well before the podcast asked if you could come in on the the song at the start, the little yeah. Yeah. And then I feel like I did such a bad job of it. Well, it was it was immediately. I was floored by the facial expressions and just the beauty of them used it. It took me by surprise that I couldn't contain myself laughing. And as a massive jazz fan, I just didn't want to interrupt such great jazz. Obviously, there's a new Miles Davis here in town and and he's a vocal profusionalist. Bitches too.

Everyone thought that it was Ryan Gosling that saved you. But it was actually me. Everybody does think that it was Ryan Gosling that saved you. Oh yeah, is that what that movie's about? Yeah, I think so. He's like, just, it's dead, but like, what if it wasn't? Hi, I'm Ryan Gosling. Everyone's like, you know what if it wasn't? Hi, I'm Ryan Gosling. But everyone's like, you know what?

Yeah. Yeah. Um, just had a curiosity in that movie because I haven't seen it. Uh, the movie we're talking about is Nala. No, no, as well I'll end it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, is there a particular performance that he does where people realize that he's saved jazz?

Like, do you get to see him do some? So, the first time that you see him in the film play any type of music, he gets fired from his job because they're like, hey, play some Christmas songs and then he plays jazz on the piano and his boss is just like, no, what's the fucking he a jazz fucker? Get out of here. Jazz is dead, Ryan goes like. And then I'm the man to revive it straight to camera. Yeah, and then uh...

Spoilers for Lolloland, as I know that a list of this up, people have stopped listening, I'm sorry. Just skip ahead a few seconds, and we over. They've stopped listening, but you can't tell them to skip ahead now. No, no. Oh no! Yeah, so at the end, you open the jazz ball, so like... And everyone's like, fuck yeah, I...

It's a really well-attended jazz ball. Yeah, it's a really well-attended jazz. Yeah, it's a really well-attended jazz bar. Everyone's very polite, clapping. It was full, but there was no line outside. It was a very, I don't know what to say. That being said, at the end, I would also classify a lot of, and I don't know a lot about jazz, but I would also classify a lot of the music that he plays,

especially right at the end when he's open to jazz bar, as not jazz. That's the fairest option. He saved jazz by not playing jazz. Yeah. You tell people as jazz, people didn't want as not jazz. That's the fairest option. He saved jazz by not playing jazz. Yeah. You tell people as jazz, people didn't want to hear jazz. Well, the trick to jazz is it's the jazz you don't play. Well, that's it.

The jazz. Yes. Jazz. He was like sort of show tunes instead. Yeah. It was the most not jazz. Yeah. If it's the notes you don't play, he didn't play a single jazz note.

Yeah. So he played the most jazz. Yeah. Well, I guess, I guess if people don't like jazz, which is why jazz was dead Yeah, he just gave people what they want and then said it was jazz. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't Soft rock, but if this is jazz Well, nothing and also if you're listening to the music that he's playing you don't like it It's not jazz so clearly you love jazz because if you don't like soft rock then you must love jazz 100% jazz so clearly you love jazz because if you don't like self-route then you must love jazz. 100%. That is a mathematically perfect equation.

And also I think to deal with, you know, I think if there was one thing that was going to save jazz or any music form, as you mentioned, there was no line outside, it's creating a venue that has efficient entry points in which people are both buying tickets and being seated in a timely fashion. It's throughput. I mean, maybe that was what Ruyn Jazz in the first place. It wasn't necessarily people didn't like the music.

It was just that their venues were sort of, you know, the hallways weren't wide enough. They maybe didn't have enough sort of door things. So it wasn't the notes that they were or weren't playing. It was a... Yeah, yeah, let's just... It's a bad time to venue management. No, thanks. Get down. These seats are hard plastic. No, I want to drink. What kind? What's easy?

They're all shit. I'm out of here. Jazz is dead. Yeah. No who's full? This is jazz. It's a blame jazz for any problem. Where are my keys? I think there's the jazz. There could be something in this in that it's like, is it like the venue, the guy who owns the venue

is running the venue, who's a terrible venue owner. Right, and we see all these bad decisions of people being unhappy and it's impossible for his customers to get in, find a place or enjoy themselves when they're there. And then he blames it on jazz, he decides that it's because jazz is dead. Yeah, and that maybe that all these people are very uncultured

and that they don't like jazz. And so he realizes that's the, that's, you know, the sort of thing that he realized, he thinks that it's because jazz is dead. So it's like his bar is failing. His wife is leaving him. His kids weren't talking to him. Yeah. Just dog maybe dying. Probably dying. He's out of shape.

Out of shape. Holding. Holding. Definitely. Holding. Jazz. Jazz is dead. Well imagine this though. See if. Jazz is dead and it's killing him. I mean, it could have been the first that was a disco bar. Right. And so because obviously disco died. Piano disco bar?

It could be Pablo disco bar. I think that's a great title for it. Maybe he could be funded by some cartels. You know, to keep it alive until the, then he, and then he runs into trouble. He starts up a new venue. Yes. He, then he opens it up, Pablo jazz bar.

Yes. Yes. The pod doesn't even make sense now. He then he opens it up a Pablo Jazz bar. Yes The pod doesn't even make sense now That's the first of his problems So first he blames disco obviously Claims disco's dead and then he opens a Pablo Jazz bar Doesn't work jazz is dead and slowly but surely he's killing off every music style as he somehow keeps claiming bankruptcy and being able to start a business again. You know, yes, soft rock is that poker's dead? I mean he's killed bulk. Opera possibly, opera is dead.

Yodeling. And opera bar is something that I feel like we should definitely look into. Absolutely. Opera is so it's too big. I think that's great. It's so like it's hard to mount these productions because they're so expensive. But I think like you know an open mic opera night or just like any kind of real grungy. Well this is where he's at now. Yeah. This is where he's at now. When we meet our hero he works his way through all the musical styles riding the office. He's like not that's dead that's dead till he works his way through all the musical styles riding the office

He's like not that's dead that's dead till he finds his way himself at opera Opera open mic. Yeah, this is going from a Lala Land prequel to something New entirely well it could still be Godling can save opera Because there's a music style that needs saving right now. It's opera. And I guess maybe also there's, you know, within there is just all the only reason why his opera bar is working is just because he's hired a good venue manager.

Yeah. I think there could be something in that. Like, like, because we always get, like, you get a documentary about Miles Davis or something, you know, some great musician in the jazz world and it's all about these decisions that he made about the way he played music. Is that a fair way to describe what Miles Davis he played?

Yeah, I mean, much like all jazz musicians, he probably had a tough childhood and at some point. Just a father figure. Probably between like eight and 12 first picked up an instrument to cope with a bar childhood. And that's every documentary about every musician ever. Yeah, yeah. Great. So I want that, but I don't want it about the musician. I want to make it about the guy who ran the bar. Yeah. Right. So it's behind the bar. The behind the successful Pablo Opera bar. Yeah.

Pablo Opera bar. Actually sounds quite fun. Like, has anyone seen the founder with Michael Keaton, about the guy who basically founded McDonald's? Basically, his stole is sort of like a technique from this like, and how they do everything is through just efficiency, just like how they're doing everything. So kind of almost like that, but we apply that to running a bar.

Yeah, but it's also like, it's sort of presented like it's a musical documentary, so it talks about his troubled childhood and how those influences helped him to become a good bar owner, and then like all these creative decisions that he made, and when we get talking heads, maybe other bar owners talking about how much of know the genius he was I had him working at my bar for a while and you know I kicked him out.

He was just too wild. He was like one it's a wide in the car door. He said why limited it 100 when you can easily fit 150 and I was like this is crazy. You're a man man. You got it. Stay in your lane. There's 150 seats and he won to only sell 140 just in case. Crazy. Just crazy. Crazy thinking. How would he do that?

You get his concept of how seats. Frankly, I was having no of it. And he kept yelling at me saying, you're killing country music, you're killing country music. Country music is now dead. Is that I'm out of here? It was a long time ago. I said to me.

A whole conversation for an hour about lighting. Lighting. Who thinks of lighting? Florescence is just good enough for me. I think it's now dead. I thought I might've heard. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago.

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No, No. Well, look, it was a classic. It's sort of just like an internet sort of classic set a little, I mean, series. What do we, in one of the very early, like, web episodes? Web series. Yeah, it was like from Channel 101, some American thing that Dan Harmon was involved in. Anyway, and it was all about all the sort of main figures

in Yacht Rock, which was I can think a category The only logon that they invented yeah any logons is just basically smooth Just smooth music. Oh man that's smooth But but but yeah, I think I think like trying to save a genre of music that is jazz Like elevator music Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saving elevator music is definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save new metal.

Oh, somebody saved new metal. 2017, the year that Julder's just saved new metal. Hey guys, we had corn. They're back. That's all it took to be the saving metal. Well, like, I think like the way to save new metal is you just need to remove the embarrassment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like guys, it's all it took to get you to save the metal. Well, I think the way to save new metal is you just need to remove the embarrassment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like guys, that's all right.

It's fine. Look, start your bloody CD at track 13. That's a good choice. Smart thinking. Beautiful. Is that a thing they did? Yeah. Oh, man.

It was like 12 other tracks of silence. They also, they, they, they spoke corn with a K, right? But then they also put the K backwards. Is that right? I think it was the R backwards. Oh, it's the R that was backwards. Yeah, they got all those backwards in corn. Yeah, yeah.

If you're gonna save new metal, you know. So how do you pronounce that? If the R is backwards. How do you pronounce it backwards R? I don't think so. Can you roll the R backwards? Oh, no. It was cool. Cool.

That's my favorite band. I'm going to go to suckin' an R. Suckin' ass. Or do you listen to an R? Oh, that's interesting. The opposite of, yeah, it goes into your head. Yeah. Like a cop.

Like the sound of listening to it. And it works in there. A cop. A cop. A lot of people don't realize. Yeah. Is it the same R? Do they use the same R and Toys R?

Oh wow. They use a reverse R? They do. Toys. Us. Whoa. Oh, that was. Yeah. Toys. Us. I think this is Oh, that was. Yeah. Toys.

Us. I think this is something. I don't know what it is. Saving new metal. Well, I'm talking about that. That was awesome. The synergy branding of, like, Toys are awesome. Cool.

Yeah. Well, I've, like, could it be about, like, adding the backwards on to the alphabet? Yeah. I think they'll, okay, look, it's a, it's a sort of an info-marsely, you know, like, like, Miriam Webster, I think that's a big deal. Like, no, yeah, like,

as I am in like infotainment kind of thing, Miriam Webster has to do a lot of like, you know, YouTube videos or Twitter videos these days where they explain a, you know, a little quirk about, you know, the pluralization of octopus or something like that and they go, well, I actually do some few different things that are accepted as crap. It's like that. Well, the backwards R was actually recently been added to the

climate in the English language. Because I like it how they sometimes add new words to the dictionary. So, Mirin Wentz, or Oxford, or whatever, will add new words to the dictionary. I think it would be great to find out that there were people who were in charge at the alphabet. Like, if we found out that the alphabet was owned by some company, like it was, in charge at the alphabet. Like if we found out that the alphabet was owned by some company, like it was, you know what, we're in what's hot right now or backwards. Yeah. Even you let it. And so like, yeah, exactly. We all use the alphabet that we currently use under license from the John Paul Marx corporation. And then we see inside their their boardroom, the problems with, you know, they want to, they want to freshen

up the alphabet and they talk about bringing in the backwards art. Look, you know what was cool? Getting your cap, putting it backwards. Yes, so what is the coolest letter? Oh, now what if we get that up? Flip it backwards. By God. And then, and then after they've, they've nailed the backwards letters, they've created the backward alphabet, maybe they're going to call it the bizarre alphabet. Yeah, that's okay. But call it the bizarre alphabet. Yeah.

But then they start working on backwards numbers. Oh. Like the alphabet. Yeah. So we got the alphabet and the alphabet. Yeah. And then obviously they'll be like, you know, backwards eight, backwards, uh, backwards tens confusing, because that's a one.

Well, they're hanging like a lowercase backwards D is just a lowercase B. Yeah. Yeah. The listen back. The alpha back has a few issues, but I'm sure they'll smear it out. Yeah. I was in the TV. There'll be some teething problem.

Yeah. Or it's like new Coke, right? Where they release a new alphabet and everybody hates it, right? Like they release like a backwards alphabet. They're like it's it's it's a new thing. We're not even going to do the old alphabet anymore. It's all backwards alphabet. There's a huge backlash. Ironically. Would be what the tabloids would call it. Yeah. Alpha backlash. Yeah. Or a front lash. Yeah. Yeah. That's a stupid.

Yeah. Or a front lash, you're... Yeah, that's a stupid. So then when you're singing this, is it like backwards? A, backwards, B, backwards, C, backwards, D, backwards. I mean, it's... Yes, they're all the words. All the same letters, but just for the word backwards and backwards. Oh, or it's the listening alphabet, so it's just, hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Oh, it's the listening alphabet, so it's just hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Oh. Oh. I mean, I guess some of them could be pronounced differently, and then they explain they go, obviously there are some teething problems, and some of those teething problems are actually people breaking their teeth trying to pronounce these letters, and the way they have to contort

their mouths to pronounce a backwards cue. Oh, there are no letters that you pronounce by banging your teeth together. Hey. Just a new sound. There's no sound in talking that is just... I think a backwards team could be. I guess they back in the day they couldn't do that because people were so much more common than people would lose their teeth.

It was more likely that you would at least still have a tongue and lips and that's all they would use. Well now we're in a more of a new invention. Well yeah, we're in a new. With the improvement of dental hygiene, we could add new lettucey alphabet that are like riskier for you now. But we can really see what this baby can do, you know. Like, let's talk it like you're stolen.

It's kind of like you know when you get to a certain age, I know in Australia at least we have like the pen license. Yes. So when you get to a certain age of like growing up where you got your adult teeth now you can learn the adult Yeah, you get your teeth license your throat license And so that's how you can pronounce different things like you know you can get that that Mongolian throat singing That's like a backwards I'm already discussed that backwards. I could pick any other letters

Anything would have been great out Al. But you did. Let's talk now about Galottel's stops. That. What? Is that, how would you call it? Galottel's stop. A Galottel stop. That's a good word.

Hard to do. It's like a lot of fun. I'm like, man. It's like a very often people, the thing that people complain most about podcast is the mouth noise. You know, when you get near the mouth noise. I do when you burp in and out, like, what I think it's great that we just make a podcast that is just all mouth noise. All it is, it's mouth noise and it's people bumping the microphone.

It's the entire show. It's only like, it's everything you would have edited it out. If we had any idea. You know how in the 80s and 90s, when bands went like low fire and it was like, well, all these terrible recording things. New podcasting, where it's just all mouth noises and like, bumping the mic. What's this? How many people you've got in the show for? How many mics you like for?

Fuck three of them off! One's good enough! One five podcasting. It's the quarter of the room. One guy's right up the plug. Yeah. By the way, clinging your teeth together would be a great way of mouth clapping.

Oh, no. And that's good because often if I'm seeing like, fingersy cold, I don't know. When I'm seeing a band or something like that, chances are I'm holding like a drink. Hard to clap. So I've had to like, go. Yeah, clap my chest.

But if I do like the thigh. There's enough of us if we just give it a moment's silence and then also, climb here, one, two, three. That was a big round of applause, guys. It's been like having an audience of skeletons or something. Yeah, I guess they could still use their hands. Yeah, but I think it would sound like that because it's just bone on bone.

Yeah, we're talking about bringing back new metal. I mean, the third thing going on. New metal, you thought new metal was dead. It's the audience that's dead. What? What? Oh, that's good. We joke about new metal being dead for them

Music festival in Australia just announced the headline is as limpskid corn and like I Got to remember the third one was but it was another new metal band simple plan. Oh, they're not playing But good Charlotte. Oh good. There you go. Yeah, that's good for them. Yeah, why so good Charlotte on a headliner though? No That's crazy. I know. They were big back in their day. But also like, they're on TV. That's still pretty famous. That is like the new relevant, right?

They're on the voice. But now they're playing a festival that's headlighted by corn and limp biscuits. So that's very strange. This isn't a sketch. It's just confusion and diagram. They're living in crazy time. Look, they might, they just might not have the pull

of the type of audience that they want. And so they need to have some, you know, I don't know if that's the case. Yeah, and you met all in 2017. Yeah, but we need. So it was imagine skeletons would make like a ah, kind of sound. Yeah, they've got no vocal cords, so it's weird,

but I also imagine the same thing. Like, I guess the one that they would, they would probably scream like this. That's not, but I also imagine the same thing like I guess the one that they would they would play scream like this That's not that's not terrifying if you're in creepy skeleton man coming up to me going I know but a crap like if you're walking by a Stadium and you hear the sound coming from it is like a crowd of people and then Well, they're just enjoying themselves clearly just Just some skeletons in there having a good time. I mean, that's a little bit like what a soccer crowd kind of sounds like, you know, on those... Far enough away.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess it just like the sound of all the yelling and scream just sort of averages out to just the noise of escaping air. Right? Like that's the some total of the screams of humanity. Is there, is there, is there a sketch in just skeleton crowd? Yeah, I think so.

Or, well, I think if we could find something, something better to do with the teeth clapping. It's sort of like a skeleton crew. So it's like the least amount of people you can do something. So like the skeleton crowd, like the least amount of people you can perform to, to still, well, I like mine is a crowd. You're sitting backstage, you bands about to go on,

you're playing in first of a stadium show, and then worst case scenario, back of house match comes in like, guys, you've got a skeleton crowd tonight. And they're like, geez, I thought we sold more tickets than that, but no, like sales started strong, they just didn't quite get there. Just gonna pick up my guitar and go out and then audience of skeletons and all I get is,

whoo! Just like a sea of scallops. Yeah, it's quite audience. Yeah, look, I think that's totally different. I mean, I see that as just a, as like, it's like, this is a worst case scenario for a band. They go, take a tell, look,

no, there's a huge crowd. Ticket sales are great, right? I do have to let you know though. Because you know like there's nothing worse if you're a performer you go out there and the crowd is old. Yeah, they're old people, right? Like it's some sort of special event

and they've just bust in a whole lot of elderly people. Yeah, we should start doing sure as men, as men, as a place. And RSL crowd are like, it's my target audience. Yeah, well, this is worse The next one Yeah, no, it's not like it's not all geriatrics is it and he's like not technically It's the next one. It's actually a step beyond the all skeletons,

but they're animated. It's episode. I think that's great. Actual skeletons. I think there is something. How about this, right? What do you think? Like we Earth, we want to get at the attention of alien species.

And we've all tried firing lasers out there and stuff and radio beacons and sending out a little thing on a satellite, on the Voyager or whatever it was, a little gold disk. Have we tried all just shouting? We all just shouted at once. If we could get everyone on earth. They're just all yell Yeah, hey

Yeah, and maybe we could put something smelly in the in the space. Yeah, yeah, I think he's space Yeah, but he's all the senses. Yeah, it's like a meeting at NASA been alright We sent off the voyage eyes, but just some like dickhead pictures. Who cares about pictures? What are these aliens cannot see Or if they can smell? It's a... That's the problem. Like imagine if aliens just have no eyes and ears. They've only got big noses.

Yeah. And yeah, just the species of noses. And then we've got to decide what smell do we want to send into space. Yeah. What smell would make aliens come to Earth? Links on your... Yeah.

It's links. We know the links are things. Yeah. Well, we know, look. We know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don like, hey, here's the smell of like an ocean. They're like, well, this means fucking war.

They're like, well, shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Well, shit. Shit. Imagine if the smell of ocean offend them. Because then not only would the smell of ocean be put into space offend them, but then if they got closer to Earth,

they'd be like, well, now I'm really pissed. This is on. It's a reason we haven't come and visit it because fucking world stinks like crap. closer to earth they'd be like well now I'm really pissed. This is on. It's a reason we haven't come and visited because you're fucking world stinks like crap. And now you're spending it to us? Fuck you. On ocean, killed my nan. They come in here with their big lasers, evaporate all the oceans

like thank cross. Well, especially if it was like a planet where maybe God actually had flooded the earth and killed everybody. Yeah, or something like Mars, which doesn't have any ocean. And they find that offensive because it's... Yeah, they have developed the palette for it. But the things that they've... They've too soon, you know, we lost the house.

But they've sort of like, you know, like, like, Man kind of has encoded in their DNA a fear of monsters. We have, like, they have encoded in their DNA sort of a just a hatred of oceans. Mom, mom. I didn't dream there's an ocean under my bed. Oh what the sleep. That was pretty good. It was a bit like just a lady. She was a mom. Yeah, it's not I think you nailed it because it's like I imagine like I imagine a mom But then she just towards the end of the sentence got like we're dangly things in front of her mouth So it works mom. Yeah, but green. I imagine green I think I'll see you see an orange. Oh

When people do in personations on the stage when comedians do impersonations on stage It's always someone you've heard of right. It's never like an undiscovered species or something like that. And I think that's the impersonations of something completely new, right? And then you could be like, so that was an alien mum. Now, imagine if an alien mum was Yoda, People love that shit. Imagine if an alien mom was having sex with Bill Marklin. Come over here. Oh, I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love that alien, new alien mom, say cheese. Like, what I love is that every, every comedian almost, every one, generally, has a very bad Christopher Walken impersonation. It's a bunch that, whenever. I know it's not the idea of just being like,

a really bad comedian being like, here's my impression of like, Keanu Reeves. Why? What am I doing here? Every single one doing, every single, like, this is this person and just doing a really bad crystal lock I don't know why but it makes me laugh but then when they do Christopher walk and I imagine they have to do something else right so or Alternatively, that's the punchline and it's exactly the same

anti-comedy punchline they they they do Christopher walk and it's perfect. It's really good. And then they're like, because that's interesting, because then all we're playing on is the difference between a quite bad Christopher Walken and a very good Christopher Walken impression. Which is a very small sort of little detail. We got to the crocs of comedy right here. Yeah.

What's the smallest difference you get? All we can be sure of is that Christopher walkin is involved He's right there encoded in the universe and the key to comedy the key to himself being like here's my impression of Kiana Reeves And he just does his own voice what if he's for walking what if Christopher walkin is like here's my impression of Christopher walkin He is technically I guess has done comedy before so does he have a bad Christopher walkin impression? I have to have to blow in your role, he has to. Everyone has to. I'm sure he would probably have had endless Christopher walkins done to him so he could probably have bad impressions of those impressions that he could be doing. He's my impression of a bad impression of Christopher walkin' has done by Christopher walkin'

because he probably also just talks pretty normal a lot of the time. Do you think? I don't know. He's a baffling man, right? Yeah. I have a mention that his day-to-day conversations are entirely about watches up asses. Yeah. And this is how we get all these impressive first nations of him, like Chris Walton, being like, I'm going to order a cup of coffee.

Hi, I'd like you to put this cup of coffee in my ass. Everyone's like, ah, calmly, coffee. He's so good. Somebody who has a bad Christopher walking impersonation, but the reason that it's bad is not because of the voice, right? It's because they always get like the detail wrong, like the the bit so they're trying to do the bit about the watch-up they ask, and the impersonation is incredible. Yeah. But they always say something else instead of watch all that.

Yeah, or are you so talking about computers? Yeah. Come on. I don't know who I'm doing at the moment. Yeah. I was expecting Jeff Goldblum and then got like a weird Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. A bizarre drive.

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be doing. Ronald Swarthman. Yeah. A bizarre drive. I'm sorry. I was like, hey, that officially makes you a comedian. You've got a bad Christopher Walken of mine. I have one that is indistinguishable from even rate of, yeah. I think seeing that spectrum, I think a, like an analysis of the spectrum at which a Christopher Walken impression becomes an Arnold's What's Negarim personation? Like they're obviously all impersonations exist along a spectrum. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, from Christopher walk into Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah.

Be gay or do I feel like Jeff Goldberg is smack bang Somewhere in there is like a lone bit towards the Arnie. Yes, yeah, yeah, somewhere in there it's like a lone bit towards the Arnie. Yes, yeah, absolutely Maybe I mean, I don't know where you're sort of like a your Gandalf impression You know, that's probably a little closer to the Christopher walk To the way down. Yeah, two thirds of the way down because then it doesn't have any of the shrieky like that Come on. Yeah, I can't do it. I I think that was closer to the guy who did the room. I'm not talking about that.

Yeah, he'd be on that second floor. He's in a weird spot because he's almost like, and, oh, because he's close to both, but he's the thing that brings them together, but like, he's not dead center either. Oh, wow. Are we discovering that the spectrum is three to many? Are we discovered like another plane?

This is like a imaginary number. Z axis here. And I just got my head around like, fucking why? You know, in back to the future too, the timeline. Yeah. And then everyone fucking blows, like, Doc Brown blows everyone's mind when he just draws like the other line. That's just, I just did that.

I just did that when Tommy Wiseau. That's wild. Well, you know, it is, it is like science speculates that there are other dimensions of space beyond, you know, and we could be living in 12 dimensional space or something like, I'm willing to speculate that the Christopher Walken to Arnold Schwarzenegger spectrum of impersonations actually has a second.

A second, yeah. It could be a like a, yeah, maybe even, yeah, it's a four, it's a for it's a for dimensional spec it like yeah so you could never see all quite all parts of the of the shades right yeah we can't actually conceive of it conceive of what are we now including time so it's like yes and this was 20 and yes when he was 60 you like of course that's where I reckon that's what it's only my zopods thoughts for you know I think actually all it is is that Christopher Walken himself has moved along the spectrum. It is moving towards us.

I think you're like, hey, get back. That makes a lot of sense. Now that's the solution. Christopher Walken and Otis Watson are both just moving along the spectrum themselves, but towards each other. That could be something to do with the expansion of the universe. We could be able to measure, I'm sorry, I keep going to physics concepts, but we could use monitoring of their voices in order to measure the expansion of the universe.

Because if the universe is getting bigger, obviously... Their accents are clearly changing. Yeah, their larynxes would be becoming larger. Effected by the changes in gravity and forces in the universe. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. Might even be able to use it to measure the gravitational waves. As they get closer and stuff, they go, oh, that's probably because a neutron star blew up. Is it like a...

What is it like, it's a perfect thing in some museum where it's like, this is exactly what a kilo waves. Yeah, that kind of keeps shifting and changing every I think it's a perfect thing in some museum where it's like this is exactly what a killer way is. Yeah, that kind of keeps shifting and changing every X many years because it's like things kind of keep moving and so this kilogram is no longer a kilogram and needs to be like a little bit more. So something like that if we just can capture. Yeah, yeah.

It's international standard of like in a museum somewhere in France. Yeah, there is a, what is it? And how do you capture? This is what Christopher Warkens' voice sounds like. Yeah, but it just gets to be the essence. This is the perfect pure essence of Christopher Warkens' voice. And every year, they have to alter the waves a little bit because of the expansion of the universe.

His voice is changing, I'm so slightly. They've just miked his house and our old house. And then they just find what they get between the two. And that's, and then they see the fluctuations, the differences, and that's a. And it starts from like 19. I imagine 1980 is probably the starting point of the spectrum. And then from, it's like, obviously,

on a display behind this, it's like 1980 and it shows the start of the spectrum. And then, like, brief snapshots as time goes on. So like 1990, they've moved a little bit. Like Arnold's probably still massively Arnold at 1990. Yeah. But like Chris Walken started moving towards the center of the spectrum.

By 2017, it's, well, it's things have changed a lot. Is this kind of like the almost the opening of some kind of disaster movie? I mean, they're still just noticing these changes. Something's not right. He's moving close and he's moving close. This means that there's like, oh no. It's an asteroid coming.

It's the heat death of the universe. It's geostorm. Yeah, geostorm, it's the perfect geostorm. I have a question. We could simplify all of this somehow to be like, if we just pick one, if there is just like in the museum, there is just one example of a perfect Christopher Walken impersonation. Because the reason we need the perfect kilogram is to be able to judge all other kilograms.

So maybe also in the museum they have the perfect Christopher Walken impersonation. So we can judge all other impersonations It's a crystal walk and so we can define comedy. Yeah exactly. We know exactly what it is what the funniest thing is Yeah, and and obviously the the perfect example of a Christopher walk and impression is obviously Kevin Polak Yes and so then And then from then on like like, J-more. Yeah.

It keeps going down. Yeah, maybe like a, I don't know the whole last of that. I think, I think also, like, those stupid things are like, what would it be like if you were to met Michael Cain, right? I think it would be interesting to see that, like, maybe at this same institute, they actually work out the answer to those questions, like using computer simulations or something like that.

Taking the comedy out of situations like that I think. Oh yeah, using the crystal water. Have a tapet, so it's set in the very far future. Yes, so it's like alien archaeologists. Right. They are digging something and they come across the comedy museum. And in that they'll find stuff like this. Yes.

Which they'll find very offensive because again, they're aliens. Aliens, and they don't have a sense of you. And they hate this. I mean, if we went back in time and we looked at comedy from the 1930s, I feel like I would probably find that offensive too. Oh yeah, that's too bad. That's too bad.

So, whoo. Hot, so I mean, aliens, it's probably gonna be the same thing. 2017, we're like, yeah, this is really progressive aliens in from 2836 Quite offensive. Do you think that on that that gold disc that they send out with the spacecraft or whatever it was? Do you think there were there was an in comedy on that? I don't Andy Warhol drew a dick. You serious? Yeah I'm like 70% sir. You think you're serious, but you're not entirely sure if it's a fact. Yeah, there we go Yeah, I know that face not sure if it is true or something I either read or made up. Yeah

It could that really could be anything couldn't it. Yeah I guess there's no way of knowing We've got to go to space ourselves and find that dish Do share throw me I reckon I can get there time well See the thing is like I imagine if we just forget what's on there, we're like, oh wait, do we put something like, oh no. It's like the voicemail way like. We got drunk and we set the thing.

Discon to space. And then the morning we wake up, like what did we put on that satellite? Oh no. This is like a, yeah. And then it's like a road trip comedy with all of our friends and like, we've all got to get out there to try and get it the disc and then yeah

Because you know it's going to certain speed will never really catch it because you know all those rules of science that I don't know Um, and then I'll be great because I did I drunk deck to get text my ex and put that on the disc I think I might have this is a great crossover between the movie road trip and the movie Armageddon Yes Look at it. Why don't we teach scientists how to drill oil shut up Shut up man. We're gonna teach these oil people and I can fly a spaceship. What a film. Oh my god Yeah, it's about high-to-comedy. It's it's it's amazing the The utter contempt for anything to do with science that that movie has.

That film so much. So aggressively non like for a science fiction film. Because it is a science fiction film. For a science fiction film, it really, really hates science. Yeah, there was a few films like that. Is it twist along with What's his name the twist is the one with the do-nator? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like with a cow or a pexton or whatever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like

Phil Paxton and so that's the whole film was about them being like yeah, hell and hunt Hell and hunt the whole film is them being like we need to trust science We need to be like you know everything we did chuck these little Sensory things up there and the like, the penultimate moment is that they're like, do we go left or right? And basically, like, well, all the science is pointing left, but my gut says right. And they go right and they're correct,

which means the whole point of that film is basically, fuck science, go with your gut. Well, no, I take it as more that they've become so scientists that they've passed so scientists that they've POST science. They all Pua science now say like the science facts facts Acrotation marks on earth. This is an audio medium, but no that I did that No longer a matter because they all science. Well, yeah, I mean the idea that somebody could become post science I just reading so much and that you you no longer It could become post-science by just reading so much and that you no longer, like your intuition is so informed, even more informed than you are consciously aware.

This is really gross back to jazz, I think. I think we're totally web jazz science. It's not the science, you know, it's a science that you don't know that makes a science so science. It's the peer review processes that you fail that make your research so valid What movie were you guys talking about when you're talking about the sci-fi? Again, I'm again. Okay. Right. All right. No, also I was trying to go back and recheck a an idea here of Let's recheck about the alien smell smell bait.

I mean, I think that was also, that was a, that was a, a, a bastardization of this everybody's scream. Like, that possibly the aliens are just listening like that. The everybody's scream is a good name for you. Yeah. Operation the everybody's scream. On the count of three. Yeah. I don't know. I just thought maybe we could go a little everybody scream on the count of three. Yeah, I don't know

I just thought maybe we could go a little bit deeper on the alien smell bait before we before we wrap up So I think we're kind of we have enough but um How is it like a mouse trap that we would kind of like attempt different smells like we know we'd put like Yeah, maybe we would put a bit of the ocean Maybe we would put like some we would put a bit of the ocean maybe we would put like some links or some ck one. That is a good story. Because there is a chance that there's a race of aliens that don't see or hear or even know about the electromagnetic spectrum. We want to get in touch with it. They sound like fun. Yeah, it could be like the sort of the follow your nose The Sammy the two can

See them follow your nose maybe was something is fully that would be something to the nose I'm a thing they've got holes in the big right that's a giant nose I don't know our gadgetgoyle gadget nose. Yeah. Look, maybe the alien's malbade has nothing. No, I think that's great. Yeah. I think it's got everything.

It's got everything you need. It's got a lot. It's just one thing that we brought up before that I just want to quickly touch on. Maybe this could be something to end on. So you mentioned how there's the Kilogram that is constantly changing. You wait lost program Change the gravity on earth Make everyone lighter because if that kilogram is now all of a sudden half a kilogram Outweight has just been caught by 50% no our weight's been doubled

I think isn't it if that kilogram is now two kilograms? Oh actually, I'm not sure yeah, I don't know I don't know But but I't know. I have to work as a company. But I like the idea that like for, you know, because of $10,000, like you can do the weight loss program where I take you to the gym every week and you know, you know, you can control what you eat for five grand, but for 10 grand, I will break into the Institute

of Wates and Measures in Paris. And I will fundamentally change the nature of the kilogram. So yeah. Or could you be like, do you want to lose weight? How about the night to the kilogram. So, yeah. Or could you be like, do you want to lose weight? How about a rocket to the moon? Yeah. That's good. Yeah.

No gravity, no weight. Doesn't matter how much you weigh. Or, weight is nothing, I guess. I'll pump, I'll pump two thirds of the ocean out of Earth. Yes. I'll create a space elevator and with a space straw and I'll pump out all this stuff into the space.

It'll be created water, moon. It's going around earth. That's good. That's good. Like that. And then earth will become lighter. Yes. And then have less gravity.

Have less gravity and then we're all. Yeah. That's a lot of sweat. That's a lot of sweat. Nice Christmas present. There isn't obesity crosses in the world. So, have you ever wanted to be a scally? Get rid of all this gross heavy meat on your body.

Become a scality, join our skeleton audience. And that's a story of how we save new metal. We did it boys. A scally? A scally. I thought if you first you were talking about Nick Scally furniture. Yeah, that's where we all went, obviously. I think that we may have done a sketch in the past where we've come up with...

We came up with a sketch about making your dick appear bigger by shaving down everything else in the universe, and making it smaller. And I thought, but I thought, because I that there's this was idea where we talked about Going to a place mostly with lighter gravity to lose weight and then but then you still haven't lost mass There was something about that right and lost your mass. You've just lost your weight. Yeah, but it's not over mass It's overweight. Yeah, you know what I'm over Well, I'm sorry. It's not my fault you didn't sort out your definitions. I'm technically now underweight.

Alright, well look, there's some crazy sketch ideas in this video. Yeah, we got, jazz is the jazz's dad guy. He blames musical stars for the failures of his company, of his bars, until he comes across Pablo Opera Bar. And she's obviously after his Pablo. What was the original bar? Disco bar. And anyway, and then this one, it just also just happens to have a a good person who's running the bar, which is why it's successful. But that's why

opera is not dead at this point. And he keeps looking at this. This is not clear. No. It's a concise idea. Just know that if you listen back, it'll be real clear. Anyway, it's a story about this guy's life and how he's come to have this amazingly successful opera bar, but also how he's intrinsically intertwined in the death of certain musical styles because he's just called it when and blamed the musical style for his failings of his own companies. He called it, let's call it death of jazz, 1238 p.m.

No one showed up. Then we've got the adding of the backwards R to the alphabet. The alphabet. And then obviously there's then there's a whole invention of the alpha back. After they they accepted the the backwards R there was there was there was obviously a slippery slope that well if we let that one in obviously we're going to have to let them all in which you know obviously the alphabet gets a spin off alphabet called the alphabet. Now I know my backwards A, backwards B, backwards Cs.

Thanks to the co-hangers. Thanks to the co-hangers. Thanks to the co-hangers. It's back with Maze. With backwards Maze. Yeah. And then, obviously, a lot of the backwards letters do have new sounds and noises attached to them, some clanging your teeth together.

You know how like where do you go? Sometimes the police will ask you if they pull you over and they think you might be drunk and say, oh, can you say the alphabet backwards? I don't know if that's ever actually happened to somebody. It's like a trope. Now they'll say, can you say the backwards alphabet for it? backwards a backwards being no that's not what I meant. backwards zed no that's very good there's a like a cop say the alphabet backwards backwards

that's too clever for me to be drunk. We got a band that is, you know, their tour manager comes backstage while they're waiting. He goes, you know, he got us some bad news. He's going, on crowd. He goes, you, it's only when I understand. I mean, they're all skeleton rights. Yeah. I mean, for some reason, I don't know which kind of person would have. I guess this could be kind of a funny joke for a person who's worried about their audience that's been aging, and they're not getting any new things.

Also, I'm just picturing, you know, like how, and maybe I just noticed from the Simpsons, where there's that episode where those people are complaining about the itching scratchy episode, where the itching scratchy plays on the bones, and he clearly gets three distinct tones from playing on the bones and he gets he goes He clearly gets three distinct tones from playing on the ribs of really I was like, what are you supposed to believe that this would happen But I mean, maybe it's a marimba player and for some reason skeletons love marimba

Wow and And that's how this I feel like if there was something that this sketch needed, it was more layers. And you have absolutely provided that. Yeah. Like an aging band in some kind of pokes apocalyptic kind of scenario where he's even under the zombies, he still cares about the vibe. Yeah, great.

And you can still sell t-shirts. Yeah. He's just doing it for the merchandise. I said, if you were wearing, if you were skeleton and you were wearing a tight t-shirt, it would look pretty cool. Yeah, it would. It would. It does ribs and everything like that.

And that kind of like something. This is sending real bad body messages out to our impressionable young listeners. All the young skeletons. I actually have a, this is going to sound like a sketch, but this is just my real life. Yeah. I actually have a model skeleton in my lounge room, which is wearing a tight t-shirt, so I can confirm that skeletons wearing tight fitting clothes do look good. Oh, what?

He looks real jacked. Yeah, no, yeah. Like, he looks muscular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, especially with the big green he's got. Yeah, it's, he's also wearing a hat, like a Robin Hood hat, currently, because I got that in nodding him. How many of the other sketches do you also have in your head?

Yeah, do you have, uh, the next, would you have a lot of strong smells that we could attract aliens with? Unfortunately, no, I, I've only lived one of the sketches from today. I'm saving jazz, I guess, I do. Obviously. I think it's worth pointing out that as a pheromone by sketch, ants would love that. The smell one?

Yeah. Yeah, you don't think. I'm very based. Yeah, OK. OK. OK. So when we make the sketch, we'll just target out ant audience.

Yeah. Yeah. And obviously, that's also a big part of it is that we don't know what kind of aliens we're trying to attract. And also, it could mean that we don't know what kind of aliens we're trying to attract attract and also It could mean that we could be deciding what kind of aliens we want to attract Right Is if you put kind of like rotten meat smell and things like that then you might attract kind of more of an insect-based kind of alien or like maybe like a scavenger alien

Exactly. It's like a sense of middle saying goes, you know It's like you catch more aliens with honey than vinegar. Yes. That's right, yeah. But all like, you know, it's like saying dress for the job you want. Not the job you have. Dress a smell for the aliens you want. Not the aliens you have. Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely. Smell for them. I mean, that's also another sketch where you have an alien species of show up. They don't have noses. And then they hire us to smell things for them. That'd be great I mean, it's a smell like it's rotting coffee. I think that's a great. Is that's a great thing where you know we we hurt you human What does that smell like?

That's kind of like earthy. It's got like a I don't know, but but it smells like the toilet cleaner At one point we just start lying At one point, you just start lying. I'm in the whole place, it's dangerously. Smells like a bit like chlorine. What's chlorine smell like? Like a plum. Yeah. What do you feel when you smell it?

Oh, good. That just depends if whether you're trying to sell them on things like that, because they're looking for nice stuff to bring back to their planet. I think this is a real, like, great. I think this could be a real thing. Like aliens, they're, they're,

intergalactically super powerful, right? But they can't smell anything. So they snare the entire earth in like a tractor beam and they just drag us all over the galaxy to smell different things. Yeah, that's good. That's good. And yeah, like I feel like again, you would lie straight away.

Yeah, yeah. Like the job satisfaction there is low, because like, as a human being, I've experienced a lot of smells already. So like when he's like smell this ground, what does the smell like? I'm not going to actually smell it. I know what it smells like. But then also, do you say earth, or do you say it smells like planet? He's saying like it smells earthy offensive.

You could, you could. It smells earthy. I am offended by that human being who are. It smells like planety, planety. Yeah. It's inclusive. Yeah. You like to like get it, get out of this whole thing. Like what's this?

Like bleach. What's it smell like? It smells real tasty. You should drink it. But then we're stuck in space. Yeah, that's a real, ind're stuck in space. Yeah, it's a real intergalactic incident. Yeah, absolutely. But unless, you know, we don't know how they're gonna react.

Maybe bleach gives them superpowers. Oh, no. Intergalactic. And like, it's an intelligence. Species with superpowers. They're in trouble. Trick them into drinking bleach. Bleaches with superpowers.

Superpowers get them to grow and nose. They realize what they've been lying to them. War is declared. I know we're at war some superpowers, superpowers, get them to grow their nose, they realize what they've been lying to them, war is declared. And now we're at war with superpowers. Yeah, we're at war with superpowers. You know what those humans did, mate? That's looked like dickheads. Let's get it.

Especially if they somehow within their manage to prove that the consistency of their smells, they smell the exact same thing that we do. They go, is the blue that you see, the same as the blue eyes, you see, and they prove that it is. And the same thing with roses, anyway. It's fantastic. Yeah, we got, this is a want to unpack you.

There's the international standard of the gap between Arnold's, when they're in Chris Walken, where all the impressions lie. I gotta tell you, it is so hot in this room. I think it's showing up in the sketch. There's a lot of smell based ones at the moment. Which is probably why. And a lot about the distance between men.

Becoming shorter and shorter. And then obviously there's weight. I think it this kind of ended up becoming a sketch about possibly some kind of comedy museum that is found in the future and how it was through the comedy museum that they predicted the downfall of the human race. They predicted that there was the arrival of the geostorm. Yeah, because Tommy Weiser doesn't fit on the spectrum. So that created, then that's right, that was the fourth dimension to the spectrum.

The fourth, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe fifth or sixth dimension. And then we predicted the arrival of the geostorm, and then we died, but then the aliens found our museum. I gotta say. Yeah, Andy? I'm really happy with that. Yeah. I like a nice with that. Yeah.

I like a nice clean sketch, mate. Like a clean logical basis for a sketch. Cross. Look, I don't know what this next one means. Oh wow. I think so. We drunk satal. Oh yeah, okay. We drunk satalited.

Yeah. I think that's real solid. Yeah. and then and then we realized that we had to Go into space to catch the transmission before Because they do and so it's a big it's a real crossover between road trip and armageddon and Tom grains in it Tom Green is definitely an any any he does a reprise of a Sam and song. Yeah It's gonna be big for him. He's back. The Chad.

And the Chad, that's what it was. Oh no, that's the Chad. The Chad is ain't no. And he's somehow, he's back with Drew Barrymore again. Right. And for Chad. That's what we got him anyway. I'll pull it.

Oh, and Paul Tom. And Drew Barrymore is also in the movie and ET is also in it. Oh, so we have to stop it before we get it gets to ET. Yeah, and now she's an adult. Oh man They have to do this they have to bring back the Drew Barrymore. So this is fieldberg. It's fieldberg. It's ET2. It's ET2. Drunkenly ferned home. Yeah Trying and home. Yeah. Right. Trying. And then we got an adult Allie being like, you know what? I miss that stupid. Give me that phone. Give me that phone.

I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. And then I think it's my favorite of the episode. It's an alien's high-risk to smell things. It was that's not like, yeah, great. Oh, good. And it's like, you know, it's kind of just like having another sense, you know, you know, some people like to put, you know, little magnets in their finger or whatever. I just find you can just hire somebody and just get them to tell you what it's like. We got seeing eye dogs. I got smelling nose humans.

Yeah. Smelling nose humans. And now we're going to go back into our patented Music outro Say as you good one Thank you so much for listening to the podcast guys. Thank you for coming on yet Thank you so much for listening to the podcast guys. Thank you for coming on Yeah, so much having us. Yeah, do sh- Do sh-

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Plumbing the Death Star. Yeah, that's the show we're both in. And so wait, you guys aren't together in the others? No, we're together. We're in a lot of the shows on the San's the others? No, we're together. We're in a lot of the shows on the Sandspans Network, but often not together. We are launching a new show. Oh, that's a good news.

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City, no one's ever done it with two people with the same name before. So if you think there's a gap in the marketplace. So those guys, Gilmore guys, they weren't called, they weren't two guys called Guy. No, you're right. So, uh, we're two guys named Joe and we recorded a pilot episode all the way back in February 8th 2015 and we launched it today. Wow. Which today. Yeah, wow. This is big, so people can go on and find us now.

Uh, if they go to plumbing the Death Star, uh, we attached the pilot episode to our episode today. So it was like, an episode of plumbing that us are than this and uh, we're just getting everyone to vote whether they want this pilot's so-and-for-full series the trick though is Even if they vote no, it's still gonna do it We just want to know whether or not we're disappointing before we go ahead and dedicate our lives Yeah, it's like 94 episodes in Sex and the City in two films. So like we'll be done in two years Yeah, that'd be right. Yeah, I, you could just do it as a daily podcast.

Oh. Get all out of the way. Get all done in three months. Actually, that's a good point. If everyone votes no, we'll still do it. It'll just be daily. So it's out of their lives in three months. Yeah.

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