Two In The Think Tank - 125 - "MIDDLE 10 REGRETS"

Episode Date: April 3, 2018

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I'm so glad to hear that. You've got a reasonably close shave at the moment. Can we thank Harry's for this? You absolutely can. I can, and I will. I'm actually onto my second blade. Oh really? Yeah, I got a new pack. See that's good. Right? Because you start out, of course you start out with the the beginner's worth of value for just the cost of shipping beginners pack.

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But also the squishiness, but also not too squishy. Yeah, because I find, you know, sometimes that squishiness, it gets into like a sort of attacky territory, And that is no good. That can ruin your whole day. Then you got that sort of feeling on your fingers. No, no, no, there's no residue whatsoever. I haven't done this, but I feel like and Harry's, I hope I'm not, you know, speaking out of Tony, I feel like you could leave that handle out in like pretty intense ultraviolet light for a long period of time. And that wouldn't break down. Okay? And if Harry's can't back up that guarantee, I will personally back up that guarantee.

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people fall in behind you. That's one thing that like, and I've noticed that is in my adult life that you don't get exposed to it all really in high school is that somebody asks you to do something and you have no idea how to do it and you just have to start doing it. What are you talking about? You're saying that that happens in adult life. Yeah. I never happen in school. I don't really. Isn't that pretty much all school is

because you don't know anything? No, but isn't school... And people are always asking you to do things? No, in school they're like they're like anyway, there's this and this and this All right, here's a structure and scaffolding and whatever and they talk to you about stuff and then they ask you to do something But it's not like you get like when you get given a job and they're like Anyway, all right, so you're a qualified person to have this job. You know, like build, you know, like carve out a model airplane

out of this styrofoam. Like a list of realistic or accessible example. You talk like a man who's never had a job at his life. I don't have had many. Like an alien who just arrived on Earth, and for some reason was put on the spot and had to pretend that he had a job. It's like, oh, you know what it's like

when you go down to the office and that boss is like Carver, a model error plane, out of starry foam. And you know, this is gonna sound crazy, but you're the second person this week who's made me feel like I'm out of touch. Right, like we're, because, like another guy who was like, like because he knew I'd had some comedy writing jobs.

And I was like, yeah, but I used to, I was working in a bottle shop only like just a few years ago. And he's like, mate, you don't know what it's like in the real world. I feel like even when you were working in the bottle shop, Alistair, and working what is essentially a very real job and dealing with very real people and the very real problem of either wanting alcohol or having it but not having paid for it and just put it up there long sleeve. Even then you didn't do it like a person who had a real job. You did it like a person who was pretending to have a real job.

So you think I was born out of touch and I never got in touch and I've faked touch. That's right. You never really touch anything. I think maybe you have a stronger electromagnetic force about you than anyone else that just keeps you at a certain distance from reality. But you know this is what's interesting because we're currently doing a sketch show at the comedy festival. We are, Alistair. Yes.

And it's interesting. The anti-mathieu is an Alistair, Tronbleau virtual sci-fi sketch experience. What's interesting is that sometimes, like, let's say, like, that's currently my job is to do that show. Yeah. And in that job, I have to pretend to be somebody saying something. Yeah. And to be honest, it only seems like I'm pretending to be,

to be, to pretend to be somebody. You actually are. I'm not, no, no, I'm not actually being the person. You know what I mean? That's why I don't feel like I'm nailing the character as 100% there. You're not even pretending right. No, I'm pretending to pretend. Yeah, wow.

Actually, that is interesting. That is how I feel every single time I've been given a tiny little bit of acting work in something. It's been like, I'll go along and I'll pretend to be an actor. But we both know that this is just pretend pretending. This is not real pretending. This is not real pretending. This is not real pretending.

This is not real pretending. I'm there. My real acting role is that I'm an actor. This is the acting method. This is like, you know, Stanislavski had his method. Sure. And the new others. The method.

Yeah, method acting. Great, that one a naming coup, by the way. Oh, I mean, that's great. Are there other branches of arts or, no, but arts or industry that you have the method? No, because Stanislavski got the domain name. He got it early. In fact, I think he might have even booked the domain name. Does he have a method that I GML.com?

He's got that, yeah. What a score. What about Facebook.com slash method? Yeah, he's got all of these. He booked all that out and then he was like, I wonder what this could be. First of all, I mean, that's his real triumph. To be honest, I'm not 100% convinced by people

who do the method. Some of them are really good. Well, some of them are really good. Yeah. But then there's the guy who pretended to be the Joker. Jared Lito. Jared Lito, you know. And then, you know, and he said he went method, therefore, really could just be

that we've seen a lot of good actors. Well, you know, or that, yeah, that we've blamed the method. The method is just like being really hard to work with, is what it is. I, but anyway, I wanted to pitch a sketched you, which is like a method, but the method is all about just how to pretend to be an actor, right? Sure, I like it. It's like acting school. We don't teach you how to act, but we teach you how to be an actor, right?

So like when you show up to the set and everything. Yeah, yeah. What to say when somebody gives you a script, you know. Oh, a script, thank you. I'll go away and learn the words that are in this. But when they say that, remember to listen to what they're saying, because acting as an actor, they've been taught that you need to listen. Right. So you've got to- They taught that you need to listen. So you've got to be expecting

you to listen. Or at least know what they're talking about when they say you need to listen. Yeah, or how to look like you're listening. Yeah. Because acting, actors apparently are supposed to listen. So you're going to need to look like you're listening. Yeah, that's right. So, oh, aha. Mm-hmm. A lot of that, a lot of pointing your ear towards them. That's what listening gets.

Put your finger behind your ear. Put a classic listening move. Yeah. Maybe I get a big old timey cone and press it up against your... No, that's overacting. That's over pretending to act. Well, that's if you're pretending to overact. So, oh, this isn't acting.

This is actering, okay? It's good. And so the listening code, the big ear cone, that's overactering. Yeah, right. Okay, right. I like, I like acting. Yeah. Okay, right. I like, I like acting. Yeah, uh, actor in college, uh, the, uh, Stan, Suvlaki, actor in the method.

No, look, I'm sorry, is that? No, no, no, look, I'm running it down. Andy. It's a bloke, right? He had a van. He had a van. He had a van. Suvlaki van.

Near. Stan Suvlaki. Near. Stan Suvlaki. Near and acting. Uh's what's the famous one there? What's one of those ones in America the one where like it's like New York, it's a New York, let's get you so it's gonna Suvlaki place outside of Juliore. Yeah I mean it makes a lot of people on their first day before they're about to go in and they're very nervous about going

to acting and so he struck up a little thing where he runs a little pre-course, a little actering. He's just kind of curtained off an area behind his van. Yeah. Next to the heroes or heroes or whatever you have. Yeah, or even next to the generator. He's outside. He's still outside but it's a curtain area. And there's folding chairs that are set up in a circle. There's obviously the generator going Like that and he's going, um, so today In the acting school

Yeah, you're gonna need to look like an actor a teacher He only respect actors. And at the end, he says, and that's a rap. And then he has them a sous-villacke. Cause like, he won't open to go. The look, actor plus a sous-villacke is a great deal. I mean, what? Yeah.

But you don't want to be, right? The only problem is that you don't want to go into your first day of acting school smelling like Suzuki. That distinctive slightly a yoghurt-y tang. Somehow, it's even more garlic even garlic itself. Do you sit Sikki? Yeah, it's Sikki. Sikki. E then garlic itself. You said Seaky? Seaky. I don't think we're talking about, no, you're talking about garlic sauce.

No, no, I'm talking about Seaky. Seaky is like just like cucumber and yogurt, isn't it? Yeah, and garlic. And garlic, really? No, I'll say I'm never really. You've never made it. I've never added the garlic. I've probably, I've never made it.

I've probably eaten it, but I don't think I've registered the garlic. I think garlic's one of those things that I don't really register a lot of the time. And then sometimes I've put too much garlic in something and apparently I smell like garlic. Anyway, there you go. That's a little tongue about me. I've revealed something about myself. Yeah, right. I'm not perfect.

Sometimes I smell quite a bit like garlic. I'd ever claim to be a perfect man. I mean, it's interesting to think that garlic and perfection would be at all in the same room together. Compatible. Yeah, but I mean, I guess there is the perfect amount to smell like garlic. So that's interesting, isn't it? I wonder if like, you know, I'm not a perfect person, but do you think there might be something about me that's perfect?

Hmm. Do you think it's how much you smell like garlic? Definitely not. No, that's, that what I'm way off. And like this isn't, this isn't a compliment. Is this, this sounds like a pretty transparent attempt to get compliments that will stand out? Sure indeed, sure.

No, no, I'm sure it looks, I'd say. I'm not perfect, But do you think there might be some just people just anybody in any way, if you think of a thing, there's something about me that you think might be perfect. Feel free to tell me. Oh, Andy, actually, the way that your hair falls naturally. Yes. Could maybe be perfect. No, I lost it. No, that's only true on this third day after a hair after I wash my hair. Outside of that. But on that way, how many days in and we now? I think we're like four or five.

But Andy, you're only a sliver off from a full moon here. A sliver off. You know what I mean? Like you're pretty close to perfection to the point where my imperfect eyes can't even tell. Wow. That's good. Anyway, that's not good. Is there a sketch with the perfect man or woman? And what and what would that involve? And could they have a bad life?

Well, I see you got to think about it. If you're a perfect man, right? You've got your you've got you'd only still you still only be perfect at being a man, right? Because there'd be other things like being a hammer, say, that you might try and use that man for and find that when you smash his head against the nail, he bleeds a fair bit. Sure, yeah. And the nail doesn't go in. Sure. So it's like, you're only perfect for a particular context.

What about if a hammer was a perfect man? Oh, hello. But it was a hammer. But whenever a lady was seen out with it, all her friends were like, who's the hammer? I've been, I've already interested in it, just a lady out with a hammer. Yeah. I've made, I mean, is it possible

that a hammer could be the perfect man? Yeah, absolutely. Because I mean, a lot of the human flaws would be the things that stop a man from being the perfect man. And if you think about a lot of the things that traditionally were associated with masculine perfection, perfection, right, what are they? Defending people and opening doors for ladies. Both things that a hammer is perfectly capable of doing. In fact, there I say the hammer is probably capable of opening a few doors

that your standard man can't. Doesn't even need a key. And a hammer is handy around the house. Yes. Putting up a picture. Hello. Oh, and you get to do it together. Yes. You know, and that's because whereas if you are sort of getting a man to do it, you know, then you're sort of off doing your own thing and that's not helping your relationship. Do you think a standard man can't do? Can do. Sure.

I mean, I guess if you picture, picture what you think is the epitome of man. You know, let's say, I don't know, we talking like a kind of like a, you know, all American who sometimes presents the football on SBS. Really? Yeah, the soccer. I don't know what his name is. I think he's got an affinet. Tell you what.

He is rugged. Yeah. He's a rugged man. Yeah. It's not the one that died. No. Not Les Murray. Not Les Murray.

The other one. The other one with an affinet. He's got the gray hair. Yeah. One time, people try to make a. He's got the gray hair. Yeah, yeah. One time people tried to make a big deal about him hugging a woman during some national anthem and they were like, you're hugging that young girl weird and then he was like, that's my daughter. And then everybody was like, and then he was like, you're all idiots, but he didn't say

it. He just kind of was like, you're all fine. That guy? He sounds like, he sounds great. He tells you, he's done with that really well. So let's say, let's say it's him. But let's say him at war. Great. That sort of makes him more perfect, right? Yeah. Now, picture a woman with a hammer. I love a man at war. Do you think that that is equivalent? I think, I think this is definitely a sketch.

Well, I wonder whether saying a woman with a hammer is a perfect man. No, yeah, you're right. That's not quite right. Because that raises too many questions. But I think replacing men with hammers is very valid. Right. And I think the more ways in which we can we can illustrate that with the opening doors with the you know helping around the house, that kind of thing. I am. I mean with if you know

let's say you were let's say you were a woman that were raising kids by yourself. You would definitely be able to raise the kids better if you had a hammer and could just build a little platform underneath them. Oh! Raise them physically. Yeah, that would be physically off the ground. Also, and Alistair, I'm sorry to go to this place. No, please. But it could be worse than the place I just took it.

A lot of hammers. The two components of a hammer, specifically the hammers that they use in panel beating. The ball and the pin. So hammers already have a ball and a pin. Do you think that the children that they have together would have the father's ball and pain? Look, one can only hope. Anyway, I reckon if you had a child with if it was a woman had a child with a hammer. Yes. And the child came out pretty much human. Yep. But when you change its nappy that was a hammer head. Yeah. Down in the sort of yeah. And the in the genital region. Genital region. Yeah. I think that would be fine. I don't

know if anybody would even bother making fun. No. I think that kids got a hammer. I think like and also I think everyone would be the people who would be inclined to make fun of something like that would probably be a little intimidated by that. Here's the thing I was saying that in the fish world, specifically I'm thinking the shark world, you got a hammerhead shark, you got a sore tooth shark. I'd like to see a full kit, you know, I'd like to see you at tape measure shark. I'd like to see a full kit, you know, I'd like to see you at tape measure shark. I'd like to see your stud finder shark. In fact, you know, I reckon stud finding is something that sharks are probably already pretty close to doing with their little like electrical sensors and their, you know,

so narrow or whatever it is that they got, you know. A lot of the time you get the the Navy or the whatever, you know, train dolphins to find a lot of the time you get the the Navy or the whatever you know trained dolphins to find a lot of the time Yeah, a lot of the time. No one times out of 10. I reckon they it's nine times in the 10 if somebody's trained it often to find find sort of sea mines It's a sea mine. I was thinking land mine Yeah I was thinking landmine, not her mine. I think you see mine. Yeah. But why is it always the military training dolphins, or should I say whatever?

Oh, I can't. You know, why can't it be people in the construction industry? Domestic. I mean, that's the kind of thing that has stopped a lot of housing development from going aquatic. Right. If we can get the the the the the the natives of the ocean. Yeah, working working for us. Mm-hmm. Get them some hard hats.

Get them finding studs. I guess that would be you find studs more in renovation. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think no, I think you probably sounded fine the old stud. Yeah, when you're first building Yeah, because you put the plaster up and then you go to work out where you put the shelf Because you forget you forget where it is right? Yeah, well you paint it and you cover it up

You cover it up. I know nobody's like left a mark or anything on it to just go like yeah It's just like if you put the paint at the wall and stuff and then you put the shelf on, you've got to find out where the study is. Is this just like what happens when you make a thing? Yeah, right. I guess. What do you get the same? Why can't you write a demo, great idea about all the other tools being...

Part of it was just because I saw a... Oh, you've seen it done. Well, I saw it when I was a kid. Like a great glass and probably not great glass, Gary Larson. Gary Larson, I think it was probably something a kid. I was like a great glass and probably not great glass, Gary, last year. Gary, yes, I think it was probably something like that. Yeah, first. Or it might have been like a kid's cartoon book kind of thing. Or are you saying that I've come up with something

that's about the level of a kid's cartoon book? I didn't say that, Andy, but that is actually a really good observation to make, Andy. But you know, you're not perfect in that way. How good a squid. Squid. Yeah. Yeah, I like them.

I mean, come on. Inc sack. Yeah, it's such a creative animal. Like God was, God was really, he was, he was blue sky thinking when it came up with a squid. Are they related to octopuses in any way? Yeah, they got to be a little bit related in some way to the octopus. Because you said, you told me they're recently and they're all related to octopuses in any way? Yeah, they got to be related in some way to the octopuses. Because you told me they've recently

they're all related to molests. So they go back to oysters. They're like shells, they're like oysters. Yeah, they're a sign of the sound. When did they drop the shell? Was there a point where there was a squid-type thing or octopus-type thing that also had a shell and would swim away from it and come back to it?

Well, like a hermit octopus. Like a hermit octopus. But it was its own shell. I don't think you can grow a shell that you're not connected to because all the things that have a shell, they're all connected to it. Because they're also, how could you get out of it? Because we don't grow like a foot, but like somewhere else across the room or something and then we go over and use it for a bit

for a while, three miles off the road. But then the whales have that detachable penis, but I guess detachable is not the same thing. I don't think whales have a detachable penis. Well, not so many. Somebody had a joke where somebody had a whale with a detachable penis. Wow, I mean, if that's true,

I don't know if you can reattach it though. Yeah, okay, okay. Right. But I mean, is there something in this, like in parts of your body that are not attached to your body, right? I just like that idea so much. Like I like some small, like, fleshy little ball or whatever, that is of you, right? Part of you.

They find it new or something. You could, like, you could right? Part of you. They find it new. It's so good if you could like, you could leave it in another room, right, and you could listen to things or. So you think it would sort of have a near on it? It's like a wireless technology, right? Like when we can get some kind of Bluetooth incorporated into the human body.

Like a Google home. Right. Why does my leg have to be attached to me for me to be able to use it? Yeah. I want to be able to have a self-charging wireless leg that I can send out down the road. Still fleshy, still a man leg, but we just got some, the nerves have been attached to a little sensor or whatever. And I can just send it hopping down the road with a little, you know, pouch attached

to it, send it to the shops. It'd be great. I mean, it'd ruin the delivery industry. That's what I'm doing this. Do you think you'd have to concentrate? Do you think you could like not focus on what you're doing, where your head is, while you're just trying to like focus getting this leg to the shop? Well, I think if we're going to have self-driving cars, whatever the technology is, there's

a little bit that you attach to the top of the leg. If you want to have your leg on autopilot, there's a little thing you strap around it, like a little gatta, right? It's got a little camera there, a couple of cameras on it, got a gyro scope, got motion sensors, and it hops away. I think maybe, instead of being a leg though, I think it needs to be like the medical industry, the researches just found a new organ,

and they realize that when a person is born, it also comes out, like researchers just found a new organ. Yeah. And they realized that it's when a person is born, it also comes out like it's somewhere else. Somewhere else, it's like it's always seven feet away or something. It'd be amazing if like we found out that another animal, something that we'd thought was a totally different animal, like the squid or the cuttlefish or whatever, was actually a part of us. Yeah.

Right? And it's got it, it's not connected, but it's there, and we've just lost the use of it, like an appendix or something. We've forgotten how to use it. We're actually all entangled with squid. We're quantumly entangled, and every time one of us gives birth,

the other one gives birth to our other limb. Which I think is probably closer to a little fleshy ball that has kind of like little, not quite tentacles, but pre-tentacle bumpy type of things that you can move around, like used to like walk. Oh, I love this thing. Little, little, little, little, little, little. Maybe like, you know, it's like, the whole part underneath it is all little bumps like that. Even if it's not a thing that already exists, it's a thing that like scientists can genetically

engineer, or from your own genetic material, and a thing that is mentally connected to you. It would be great. A tiny little flashy blob that crawls around and you're dull. Maybe it can listen and stuff. Maybe it can also, it has it act as a hard drive. I mean, it's not crazy to think that if your brain is capable of communicating with your limbs and that there is a there is currently a wire, some kind of nerve, something like that.

Connecting your limbs. That there is a way to get some kind of wireless version of that same signal going between you and your new la la la la. And you know maybe it would make maybe you could send that to work. Maybe this is the solution to because we haven't still haven't managed to make teleconferencing workers a thing. Right. Yeah. Put them in little little, good tube thing. They need a little funk tube, right? It gives a funk, it falls down on a table there. There's like six of them gathered around in a little,

it'll be better than this crackdown. Convictable, are they just sort of rub their little tendrils on each other and you communicate that way. That's how you have a business meeting. This is one of the weirdest things we've ever come up with. Really, I like it, I like it a lot. It is like so not what reality is.

You know, and it's also not something I've seen anywhere. Right? Like it's not even a version of something. It's, it's fucked as what it is now. It's like a familiar. People talk about, I mean, a familiar. I love the idea of, I've always loved the ideas of the idea of familiars. And you've never had a pet. I've had lots of pets over mine.

You've never had a single pet. Lots of pets over the years. I just don't want to have to take care of them. Yeah. That's why I don't get anymore. Right. It's actually, it's already, it's not a, I'm not gonna say it's pet, like having a child is a joy, but having to take care of them is like it's already, it's not a, I'm not gonna say it's like having a child

is a joy, but having to take care of them is like, you know, it's not entirely a joy. It's more of a pain. Like if they were self-cleaning and things like that. It's, you know. Yeah, it's like that thing of like, is a bit of me perfect. Parenting is a joy like on average, but it's not all a joy. It's not a joy all the way through. No.

Right. It's not, Tony Bessling's joke about cake. It's all cake. Even if you cut it up, that's just more, it's just bits of cake. Yeah. It's cake. What's it made out of it? I don't know.

Cake. Cake. Right. But, but uh, parenting, it's not all joy all the way through. There are bits that like, and if somebody was saying like, we're not going to take away your child, but we're going to take away this bit of your parenting experience. Hmm. Yes.

What if you could just like electrocute them? The child. No, but like, wait, that's not the end part. Like it was just like, sure, but it's a super pot alone in the water. I don't know, okay. But let's say it was just like, this is a decision you have to make as a parent. Yes. Okay. Um, that all they have to go through is one electrocution a day, right?

It goes for a half second, right? But they feel it, right? But then they automatically know that when they say yes to something that they do want it. And then when they say no, they don't want it, rather than like, no, yes, no, they're kind of thing. Would you do that? Is this every day for the rest of their life or are we talking like a week or something?

Just until they understand. So maybe like four or five, maybe they'll learn faster with the zap. Yeah. You doing it? It's a learning zap. It's, I mean, education is hard, and failure is painful, right? Why does it all have to be emotional pain?

Why can't you just be a little zap? That's right. And it's not punishment. It's not corporal punishment. No, if anything, it's a shortcut. We're trying to make this quicker for you. Put the concept of yes is yes into your mind. There you go.

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I mean prior I don't touch child that you know that just zaps people if they touch the child That's that's valid It's very valid. So it's a kid that you just electrify your kid. Just electrify it. They've just got a certain amount of charge. Maybe they've got boots on and gloves or whatever. But if somebody touches the child, that.

Yeah. I don't see the problem. And also, highly charged, they're going to repel things. That's true. Yeah. I mean, is there a charged they're going to repel things. That's true yeah um I mean is there a chance they're going to track things? Yeah unless you unless everything else has the opposite charge or whatever it is that you want to repel all right look I think this is going to sound bad right but hear me out on this right we charge the entire world right we electrically charge the entire world, right? We electrically charge the entire world. Okay? I'm sure we could do it somehow. We just make everything a little bit of a positive charge. We, what we do is we get some electrons, right? We do that thing where you rub a bit of amber rod

on a bit of wool, right? And we get some electrons onto the amber rod and then we shoot all the amber rods into space, right? We leave the earth slightly, positively charged, right? And then... And then we charge the children. Then we charge the children. No, everything's going to repel from everything else. I'm trying to get it to the point where a petafiles can be electrically repelled. Look, I think there is something in that idea. It's like when, or just like as a form of, you know, prison or punishment, right? We're not going to, you're not going to imprison you.

We're just going to give you a charge, we're just going to repel you from everything. So you're just going to be that much harder for you to get close to things. I think it's okay to just have a sketch about a parent who's justifying, electrifying your kid so that when people touch them, it's absent. And then they're like, yeah, well, you know, I don't think they need, they don't need to be touching, or nobody needs to touch them and they don't need to be touching other students at school. Yeah. So just during the day. Like that, yeah.

They can discharge when they get home. Yeah. But all day, they're charged. That's it. And then, and then they're like, yeah, sure. Okay, metal objects are flying towards them and getting stuck to them. But that helps make them stronger. I mean, a lot of kids are not allowed to fall off of play equipment anymore. And, you know, they're not building that resilience. This builds a resilient kid and a much more muscular kid because they're carrying around a lot more weight than they were. Jonathan, he is fast.

Like you see him walk past an open knife drawer, that boy can run. He will get behind a door within, I don't know, a short period of time. It's interesting, it seems to have given him a new sense. It's almost like he can sense, like maybe it's something about the rattle or he can feel the shift in the magnetic field. But it's a super child. Yeah, he's now a super child,

but, and that's what I've done to my kid. Now, I wonder, Alistair, if this kid would have walked past, say, a Harry's razor. Right, we're talking like four or five blades, right? Stainless steel, beautiful state of the art, German engineering, and one of these, and one of these blades, shot out, out the window, headed right towards them. This kid would get one of the closest, most beautiful shapes. Right.

That situation where you're just becoming it, you becoming your young teen, you're getting your first fluff there. You got that wispy moustache. It's no good. Right. You're electrifying because your parents are trying to protect you from predators. The Harry's Razor comes flying out the window across the top lip there. Beautiful.

It leaves it in the most beautiful set you've ever had. Now just to clarify though, the Harry's razor, it's not in the travel case, because you get the travel case when you buy the starter pack. Right? You get that beautiful travel case, which I've made good use of. Alistair, I know that you really appreciate it. I store it in there all the time just so that my child, if he was to get his hands on the razor, which I put it out

of reach, but if he was, I'd have that extra barrier there to stop or at least give me time before he figured out how to open it. And also, I think by also always keeping the razor, the Harry's razor in the travel case, you're proving to the world that you're always ready to go, right? At any time. If anything happens, you're out, right world that you're always ready to go, right? At any time. If anything happens, you're out, right? Your, your raises already ready to go. To be honest, that's all the travel, that's all the luggage you ever need is the

Harry's razor travel case. That's all I travel with. I've seen people, uh, the travel, all of Europe and all that, that's all they take with them. Sometimes I go through security at the airport. Yeah. And they say, I'm to your pockets. And all I just, as I jumped through for Harry's razors in the tray. And they said, you're good to go. Yeah. These look good. Straight through buddy. Yeah. And they give you that thumbs up. The only thing you're risking bringing these on the

plane is making everybody look better than they already do. So what else do you get in your stonopanca, you get your shaving foam? Oh yeah, it's like it's a gel. White at handle, a gel. I love that gel, but just. It feels so good. It's gelular, but then it really foams up with just the lightest of lathering.

Would you eat that gel? Andy, I'm not going to say, I wouldn't say this on Mike, but I absolutely do. You eat the gel. Yeah. Wow. I'm so glad we're not recording that, but. No.

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Do yourselves a favor. Jeff and Andy have done all the hard work for you making this happen, right? Now you just sit back and shave. Sit back and shave, baby. To something nice for you. Sit down and shave. Yeah. That's how I shave. I got one of those big tall chairs in my bathroom. Right, really. Yeah. And I got the mirror on the roof. Yeah. So just lean back like that, like I'm in the in the barber. Yeah. And I give myself a nice close shave. Absolutely.

And I make small talk with myself that makes me uncomfortable. Absolutely. How's that comfortable to less think tank? Elastair. Yes, Andrew. Would you say that you have a good relationship with a good relationship with your future self?

Like, can you, do you think you could look at them in the eye and get along? And sort of like feel like I'm doing right by them? Yeah, exactly, right by them. Like because you know, we're going to leave, sure, we're going to leave the world to our children. And we're also going to leave the world to our future selves. That's true, yeah. Like before we leave it to our children, we're going to leave it to our future selves and see what they do with it. Yeah, I do have a, I feel like I do have a trip to Japan that I'm

going on, that I feel like I'm really cheating my future self. I mean like that future self, the future Japan self is going to have a great time. But the future self who's going to have to live on the remaining funds after that, I'm ripping him off a little bit. Yeah, that's really interesting, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if only you knew you were going to die, but... Well, if you could give yourself, you know, you on your deathbed any advice Hmm now with the years that you haven't lived So I don't know maybe the guy who has a chance to go back and tell you how about this also

I'll just put you I'm What are you going to do? Well, I said but I want say what I'm going to say because I'm really excited about it already. Top 10 regrets of the 34-year-olds. Yeah. Yeah, they always say that article of top 10 regrets of the day. The people on the deathbed. The people in nursing homes and whatever the elderly.

I want to see top 10 regrets of people who are like, who've still got it all ahead of them. Yeah. I think that's really fun. Do you think I should just write that down? Oh, you know, I think if, yeah, if you're confident that there's enough in that to like turn that into something, I'm already feeling, it makes me really happy. Yeah.

Because, man, those top 10 regrets of the dying things, always fucking piss me off so much. It's always, it's always what you'd expect, you know? There's never anything surprising in there. Should have spent more time with my family, should have worked less. All right, just skip your top 10. All right, I wanna hear regrets 38 through 49. That's true, I want the ones that turn a little bit more unique.

Yeah, yeah. Like when you've got the main regrets out of the way, because if everybody's gonna regret those things, then sure, I'm probably gonna regret them as well. That just sounds like stuff that we all regret. All ring. Hello. I've had enough.

The mainstream stuff is always the most boring stuff. Nana, give me your deep cut regrets. Yeah. Okay. What's the regrets for the connoisseur? Yeah. What do you think it would be? Do you think sometimes it's like, I should have not broken up with this person

and spent 75 years with this person. That's pretty specific and pretty depressing. I'm like, I feel like, if that's what you regret, that's gonna be pretty high out the list, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, I think it's a pretty, it's almost like a really dumb thing to regret because I feel like over those 75 years, you had a real chance to change that.

Like, I wanna know, I just wish I'd invested in a really good set of cutting boards. Right? And not fuck around with those plastic ones that get all furry. Right? Oh, do you have those foldable ones? Oh, no, I don't have those.

I don't know about those. Are they good? Yeah, you know, they're kind of like, they're relatively thin. And you can pick them up. Like, you can, no, but I mean, you can pick them up and you can like curve them, like that so you can sort of just.

I lost it. I have no idea what you're talking about. It sounds incredible. Oh, this is what we got in my house. Well, you like fold them and then you can just pull the stuff into a bowl or something. Yeah, in a bowl or right into the pan. See, this is what I'm talking about. I mean, I'm getting this good gear now. I can already change my life. That's something I can do tomorrow. He's, yeah, spending more time with my kids. That's going to take ages. I was a mere regret. I can fix now like that's the problem is that

the spending more time with your kids is something that you're gonna sort of try to do anyway. Yeah And so like I think you're gonna remember no matter how much you spend in time with your kids You're still gonna regret not having spent more time because it's great, right? Yeah, how do I do that? kids are still going to regret not having spent more time. Because it's great, right? Yeah. But how do I do that? Spend less time picking up loose bits of mushroom. Absolutely. The cutting board thing.

Yeah. Imagine if that was, imagine if I wish I'd got a better set of cutting boards, it was like number three. See that would be interesting to me. Of like number three, the top ten regrets of the dying, cutting boards was in the top five, then I would be interested in these articles. I'd be like, holy shit, this is big. And plus those nurses who are at the bedside table,

first of all, they're probably filtering some of the juicier ones. Ideas say. Second of all. Second of all. Second of all, the dying are probably, they're probably filtering their regrets on the bed, on the death day. Definitely.

Definitely. Because they don't want to look bad in front of a judgmental nurse. Yeah. Third of all, right. Just don't ask people who are dying what they regret. Yeah, stop asking that. It sounds like you're dwelling on some pretty negative stuff. Right?

Why don't we focus on the good things? Yeah. So, you'll be dead soon. What are you regret? Just lick in my pencil here. Feels like maybe you shouldn't even bring up your regrets on your deathbed. Mm. Yeah.

I mean, just focus on the pain. Focus on the pain. Just focus on the pain. The only thing that's real. The only thing that's real. Oh, wait. So, it's a guy who gets a chance maybe to go back in time and give his younger self a bit of advice.

What do you get back there? And then, well, I thought, and then when he gets back to his regular time, then he goes to his future self and gives himself on the deathbed some advice. Right. Yeah, it's a guy with a lot of advice. I mean, I wonder though, like, we could roll all this into get in together, right? Because you go back in time to your younger self, give them some advice, right? And then you say, what have you got for me? Come on. This is a two-way thing, buddy. Or you get back, and just as you're about to open your mouth, they launch

into their advice, because they've just got so much. I think... I don't know. You know, but I think, for example, I would... I think if I'm gonna have anybody at my bedside when I'm gonna, when I'm dying, I'd love to have me there. That's true.

You know, like, I think I could, more than anyone, help me through this. That's really interesting. You know, if I could have me now, me through this. That's really interesting. If I could have me now when I'm relatively fancy free, is that fancy? Is it, can I be free? Am I fancy free at the moment?

Yeah, absolutely, fancy free. Is that fancy a bad thing? No, fancy free. I want to know if we do come up with time travel, does that mean that death is meaningless? Well, you keep aging though. Sure, but like, but like within that, it's like you can always go back and see yourself as a young person. And they've still all got it ahead of them. I guess you still die. Yeah, you still die. Yeah. Maybe they could.

But like each time you go back, you'd cause a parent, you'd branch time and they'd get to live a new life. Well, just depends on the kind of branch. Because of the effect of you going back, right? Well, see, this is, this was a sketch idea that I did bring to you one day at work where I said, I've put it off. It's an off-pod, but it's a, it's a time traveling company, but they offer you what kind of time traveling you want

to go for. I think that's so good. Yeah. So, do you want to have that one that splits off into a new universe every time, or do you want the one where you go back and you can change something about your younger self, and that'll change you. Do you want the one where you can go back and things are going to start fading out, if you do stuff?

No, yeah. Yeah, because that one's good. And like when it fades out, which by the way, why would it fade? Why wouldn't it just disappear? Yeah, why fade? Why fade? But you can choose that. You can choose the speed of the fade.

Yeah, well that's nice. They've really found a way of personalizing all aspects of time travel. Yeah. Do you think the giving yourself advice? I think there is something about like the the youngest person, the middle-aged person, and the deathbed kind of person, all giving each other advice. Because your instinct is to think that the oldest person knows the most. But their knowledge may have been spoiled by years of just kind of... Watching bad news sources and also dwelling on their own petty grievances as well. Yeah, and surely some aspect of old age adds to your dismissiveness. I'm definitely wrong about stuff that I shouldn't be wrong about anymore.

I'm sure I formed some prejudices. You're probably more wrong about things that you weren't right about when you were younger. Yeah, I could understand what that sentence meant, Alistair. I'd agree with you. But you've had a good judgment. I think this is very good. My only problem with it, and the reason I'm maybe not sounding as on board with it as I could, Alistair the point where I'm going to be able to do it. I think this is very good. My only problem with it in the reason I'm maybe not sounding as on board with it as I could

Alistair is that the specific examples of what the advice would be, elude me for the time being. And I can't think of a single example. And that's what about, what about if he goes to himself on his deathbed to get advice? Yes. And he winds up giving them loads of advice. Yeah, I quite like that. Yeah. Oh, no, you're thinking about it all wrong.

Like, you know, stop worrying about that. Is this really what you consider this to be advice? No, that's not advice. I mean, advice would be something like this. Oh, that would be really annoying having your 20, you know, at all 20 year old version of yourself. Yeah. Tell us.

Maybe that's hell, right? Hell is having to go to a party with your 20 year old self and just like listen to their conversation and just having to dwell on, you know. I think, I think finally is. You've been having to watch a video of myself at 20. Mm-hmm. Talk about my opinions would probably be a sliver off of a full moon of hell.

Mm-hmm. And I think we've reached the amount of sketch ideas. A bunch of sketch ideas. So, I'm going to go through them if that's okay. Oh, no, we are going to have to do an extra little sketch idea. Oh, yeah, let's do an extra little sketch ID. Okay, we got this from David Copka. Copka?

Thank you, David, for pledging. Oh, so this is a Patreon supporter who's given us three words, yeah, chipped in, and if you make the right donation, you can give us three words and we'll come up with a sketch ID. How much is the right donation? $3.00, $3.00, it's a dollar or a word. His words are Russia, Tuesday, and feet. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean Russia makes me think political. Tuesday makes me think day of the week. Really? Yeah. I mean, I want to know, okay, okay, okay, here's just a train of thought. Sure.

That Julia Caesar changed the calendar, right? He put in an extra month. And various other people, the Gregorians and so on, have changed various aspects of the calendar over time. I want to know, like, could we do that today? Monday, Tuesday, Russian, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, I mean, what, why not? Are we seriously locked in now or can we could Australia have its own calendar?

I feel like this could be a thing that, you know, it could be a tourism thing, it could be a branding thing, you know, how sometimes we'll- So we're going to bring people to Australia with Russian Tuesday? Look, it doesn't have to be Russian, Alistair. Okay, it could be, it could be, could be any country, just using as inspiration here. But like, you know how we will occasionally will do a, a commemorative set of stamps,

Australia Post will release a special set of stamps. Yeah. Maybe, hey, I don't see why we can't have a special set of stamps. Australia Post will release a special set of stamps. You're trying to... Maybe... Hey, I don't see why we can't have a special set of days. You know? We have a few branded weeks throughout the year or we have different weeks where there's different names for the days. We can make it a thing.

You know, there's international women's day, there's international this and that day. But why do they have to be some abstract thing? Why can't they actually be the day? Why do they have to be international? Why can't they actually be the day? Why do they have to be international? Why can't they just be Russian? What if we dedicated why aren't we celebrating Russian women's day? Wait, what about Russian women's feet Tuesday?

What about Russian women's feet Tuesday? It's so specific. But that's what's happened is that we've had international women's day. Then we had Canadian women's afternoon. We have Antarctic female researcher week. Is this identity politics gone mad, Austin? Andy, it's not. Okay. And then we had Russian women's feet Tuesday.

And so much like the French gave America the statue of Liberty as a gift between two countries to strengthen that bond. We gave Russia. We decided to name one of our Tuesdays. After their women's feet. After their women's feet. I think that's quite nice, isn't it? I mean, it's not saying that we don't like other parts of them. It's not even saying we don't like Russian men's feet.

Were you telling me about... We could make it other parts of them. It's not even saying we don't like Russian men's feet. We were telling me about, we could make it all Russians' feet. Yeah, you were telling me about Polish Hungarian friendship day. There you go. Right. That's a mutual thing. That's a two-way arrangement. But if we're feeling like we want to make things stronger

with another nation, why not have a day for them? Let's just do it of our own accord, because it's much nicer when somebody does something unbidden. Yeah. And especially after, you know, not everybody's pulling their diplomats out of each other's countries right now,

I think this is exactly the kind of thing that could maybe take the edge off of some, you know, take the lid off of this boiling pot. Yeah. pot yeah yeah sure we're expelling a few diplomats but we're making a special day that's right we're reaching out to the people so are we saying that the sketch that we came up with for Russian women's feet is Russian women's feet day Russian women's feet Tuesday Tuesday right yeah I mean look we did not travel very far from this. But I think the sketch itself will travel far

because we're going to work. Because it's about the days. It's about the brand of days. Yeah. And we're also, you know, we're watching the people come to this idea, then we're seeing them implemented. Implemented. We're seeing them approach the Russians about it.

We're seeing the Russian reaction. Which is a bit creeped out, maybe. Maybe a bit creeped out. Why just the feet? You know, and do you think that they will, what's the thing that you do when somebody does something bad to you? We will have to sanction, not reciprocate, but to retaliate. And so they retaliate by maybe putting on like an Australian men's mustaches Wednesday Why is that a retaliation? Hey, why is it a negative thing? We're doing a nice thing. Why do you think that a strong why can you only retaliate to things that are bad? Yeah, why can't you retaliate to things that are good?

You know, thank you for this cup of coffee. I shall retaliate later in the day You think that's what I was implying that it's a positive retaliation? You know? A retaliation may be swift and brutal. A high five is just two instant retaliations to the striking. It is true, true, isn't it? It's Newton's third law. That's right. For every action force exerted by an object, there will be a retaliation. You better believe it.

That is... You're gonna take us for the sketches? Yep, all right. We got actor in college. Yes, good, done. Next one. That stands Suvlaki, runs behind his... Suvlaki stand.

Suvlaki stand. Suvlaki stand. Suvlaki stand. Stand Suvlaki stand. Suvlaki stand. Stand, stand, stand, stand, stand thinking bluetooth. Yeah, I'm thinking chemical batteries Yeah, what about like the same thing that humans run off Yeah, what is that just food and like you know, I don't want to have to put food in it though. No, I know I think it's gonna It's gonna have a mouth or eat through its eye

Great. That's it. I think so. I think in order for it to see where it's going whatever Charge children to protect them They zap you when you touch them that kind of thing. Yeah, you know, I think it's a great thing protecting children I honestly this this this this remote controlled body part, it's gonna happen. It is definitely gonna happen. We'll have a chip, we'll have some wireless thing, we'll have some Bluetooth.

We'll be able to control a fleshy little creature with that point. Once we get away from these crude sort of plastic electronics, we'll finally get into bio-electronics. Fleshy blobby things. Yeah. Can't wait. And instead of big like tall sort of like telecommunication towers, they'll just be long

fleshy things coming out of the ground towering into the sky. Repetestations for our mind control. Yeah, possibly for our soul. That's how we're going have proper out of body experiences. Maybe we can travel, as if you could choose between you and the little smushy thing. You could just go from one to the other. If you die, you're still alive,

you're little smushy. And you're smush. And you're smushy, and you're smushy. Go to the smush. Now you're on your deathbed, you go, oh, this is up for me. And your wife is there. Go to the smush. Oh, you're on your deathbed, you go, oh, this is up for me. And your wife is there. Go to the smush.

Go to the smush and she takes you home in her pocket. And then she puts you in a drawer with all the others. She's a black way guy. Like, she's in the, she's in there with all the others and her parents and things like that. Oh, no. And you're frolicking around. It's a little hanged hamsters and closure

in a wheel or whatever. It's fun. Do you think you kind of go back to like a weird horny state and you're like, anyway? He's a dude. Top 10 regrets of those who still have it ahead of them. It's like everything ahead of them. Then we also have a type of time travel agent.

Yep. You get to do, sorry, just, just sorry, just, I was unsure if you were like making an eye shape. No. Then we got the three ages of person giving each other advice and it doesn't sound clear. But it's, let's say it's one person going to the future to get an advice from their older self. Then they realize, oh, I should go back and give my younger self advice. And then all three of them are in the room at some point and then they end up just arguing and then we're making out and making out probably. And then giving each other advice on making out. If you could teach your younger self one thing about making

out. You want your deathbed? You're younger On making out, taking you, I just wish. My one regret is that I didn't know from an older age, or from a younger age, how to kiss well. And then it's you kissing your younger self to show exactly how it's done. And it's completely fine. It's completely fine. To put the actors through it.

So they're professionals. They've done the method. It's completely fine. It's completely fine. It's completely fine. To put the actors through it. They're professionals. They've done the method. They've done the method. And they're not really actors. They're just actors. And then we got Russians Women's Feet Tuesday. Oh, that last sketch.

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