Two In The Think Tank - 132 - "RAINBOW CHOCOLATE"

Episode Date: May 22, 2018

Utopia, Concorde, Pity Funding, Rainbow, Stench of Fear, Tubeskin, Frank Lloyd WrongYou can support the pod by chipping in to our patreon here (thank you!)Two in the Think Tank is a part of the Planet Broadcasting family You can find us on twitter at @twointankAndy Matthews: @stupidoldandyAlasdair Tremblay-Birchall: @alasdairtbAnd you can find us on the Facebook right hereFamily sized thanks to George Matthews for producing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Yeah, yeah, they can take us down like that. Somebody tweeted and saying which one of us that they prefer. Absolutely. We're done. We're in a crumble, crumble to the ground. Like a tapioca... Good. Really, tapioca, like I just see tapioca as gluggy.

Yeah. You don't think gluggy things can crumble? I think as soon as there's wetness, you can't crumble. Right, you can only... You sort of just modify and... Modify and melt. Sure.

You know? Just ooze. It ooze. Yeah. Okay. Slant slide. Yep. Yep. Sludge ride. Yeah, yep.

Slide ride. Do you remember one time when we came up with Sketch idea? I don't think we came up with it on this podcast, but where it was a... Just a reminder that we came up with Sketch ideas. We're coming up with Sketch ideas 24 hours a day, every single day, and this is just when we switch on the recorder. That's right. Yeah. And this one was, it was a, this was one of the dumb ones, one of the many dumb ones where it's a, it's a politician who wins an election by a landslide. No, I'm pretty sure you put this on the podcast, Elastair. Yeah, by a a landslide and they were actually next to a landslide.

I'm pretty sure that actually happened that has been recorded for eternity. No, I feel really embarrassed that that would appear on the podcast not only once, but now twice. One of the ones that we choose to revisit, just to revel in the glory thereof. But it's arrogant to revisit the good ones. That's true. Yeah, I think I genuinely feel that about a lot of stuff. Yeah.

I live most of my life in a way that tries to make me appear like I'm not in any way proud of myself, or that I feel good about who I am, even though I still do feel pretty good about who I am. Yeah, yeah, but as soon as you acknowledge that to yourself, you're passing over into like a dangerous territory, I think, of like, you know, where you now produce nothing of value. Well, like you, I think you deep down feel that you're great. Right? Yes. But because you keep that deep down, yeah. And you don't always let it show in your work. Correct. Then that means that you're not an arrogant piece of crap. As long as I not only That means that you're not an arrogant piece of crap. As long as I not only keep burying it under, under self-doubt,

but also produce enough bad work for it to be arguably not true, even by myself, my deluded self. Only through the evidence. Yes. Could that be, but, but, you know, that's if you ignore. That's what I do to hide it from others. Yeah. And then the self-... That's what I do to hide it from others. Yeah. And then the self doubt is what I do to hide it from myself.

So it's almost like it's not there. But I mean, it's kind of like... Yeah, it's pretty arrogant to be a genius. Like it, you know, like Einstein, they said that he was humble, but only by genius standards. You know? Yeah, I mean, to create a theory that like re-rides all of science? Yeah, it's kind of hard to, you know, sort of act humble whilst having done that. If he'd really been humble, he would have come up with a theory that re-wrote.

Re-wrote. Re-wrote. I mean, a bit of it. Let other people do some of it. Yeah, right, 10% of, you know, re-write 10% of everything that we know about motion and space. And then, you know, give, I don't know, who's another guy? Give bore a little bit of something. Give bore.

Give bore the assist and whatever that's some sort of basketball word. How would you only write 10% of the theory of relativity? Well, I want to know, like E equals MC squared, the unification of time and space. He's figured it out in his head. Sure, okay. But because he's humble. Because he's humble, he gets a group of guys together, sort of a motion through space,

energy, kind of, you know, stuff, Manhattan Project. Yep. The space, stuff Manhattan project. Yeah. Yeah. It's the space-hatten project. Sure. Yeah. And then he shows the sort of the beginnings of his stuff and he's like, oh, I think this is pretty good. Yeah.

No, I don't know what to do next. I don't know what to do. No, but he keeps giving them little clues so that they can sort of try and figure it out. Oh, that's good, but not sure about that. Then he sticks his tongue out for a bit, and he does, he takes photos. I wonder if that's what the sticking the tongue out was about.

Like that you sort of almost have to do that to sort of take the hedge off the rewriting of all of science. I guess, yeah, it makes him seem less arrogant. Yeah. He didn't, because he didn't take himself too seriously. Yeah. Maybe that's what all was. Maybe that's all it was.

He was like, look if I don't stick my tongue out, you know people do think I love myself, which I do. But with tongue out, you seemed out a little bit the humor. I guess that's also part of his genius, is that he figured out how to not appear like an arrogant piece of garbage. I guess is this also sort of what we should be hoping for? Because these days we don't like experts, right?

We don't like experts, we don't like scientists, people who think they have all the answers. They talk down to us, go on the news and tell us what's what. I like a guy who yells on a fake news program. Correct, on the internet, okay? That's someone I can trust, someone I can believe because they're like me, except obviously I don't do any of that stuff.

But if I did, that's the level I do it. Right? And when I go to the doctor, the surgeon, I don't want him to act like he's better than me. Like I'm happy for him to be better than me. Yeah. Because he's a surgeon who like replaces hearts or whatever. Yeah. But I think it's really arrogant and you know, I don't like a guy who sort of rubs that in. So if he could do it, you know, heart surgery with his pants falling down or you know, with his tongue sticking out.

Well, I think that there is a sketch in the idea of a society, we're building a society for regular people. That's right, great. Where there's none of these elites and all the doctors and all the politicians, they're all straight talking. There's no fancy words, there's no fancy book learning.

There's just common sense. Common sense. Just common sense. And like ordinary people, respecting the wishes of. And veterans. Veterans, of course. Respecting the wishes of others and veterans. You think eventually we'd start to think that the veterans thought they were a bit better than us as well.

Like, obviously, we can create this utopia where everybody's equal, because nobody's allowed to use big words or whatever or act smart, right? Yeah. Like they have the answers. But I think eventually it would, you know, it'd be like first they came for the doctors and I said nothing because fuck doctors, they did this so clever, right? And then they came for the particle physicists and I didn't do anything. And then eventually they came for the particle physicists and I didn't do anything. And then eventually they came for the veterans.

And I was a veteran. But anyway, I spoke for too long. No, I think I've got to finish the poll. We cut them down, you know, the vets. Look, I mean, look, I think now we've got a, I think we've got a narrative for this thing. Yeah. I think, look, I think there's maybe a sitcom in this. Yeah, I think there could be. be. A utopia for regular people. Yes.

Straight talking. They just tell you what's on your mind. And you're allowed to say anything you want. No political correctness. Obviously that makes it really easy, because it'll be a town probably full of white people. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the unwritten. That's the unwritten, white people. Yeah. Yeah. That's all that's the unwritten. That's the unwritten, irregular people. I think it is amazing the people who complain that diversity has ruined Star Wars. There are people who can put that in. Oh yeah, lots, lots of people that like that go on Twitter and say that they shouldn't be worried about diversity and they should just focus on telling good stories. Like somehow you can't do both those things at once. Well, if you're attention is split, that's right. You know, the 10% of your brain is always thinking about diversity. You know, they've only got one guy doing a job here. Yeah, exactly. And he's directing, and he's casting for diversity.

And he's casting for diversity. It's easier to cast for just one race because they're kind of all in one place. That's right. In the white ethno state. Yeah, exactly. In the town ethno state. Yeah, exactly. In the town for regular people. And that's when you're writing the letters, the callback letters, you don't have to put

different post codes. And that's time that you could, and mental spaces, you can be spending on story. Yeah. I, yeah. They've ruined it. Yeah. I yeah. Everyone. Yeah. Well, if only if only these people who are writing these tweets could spend some of their efforts. Well, I mean, it's it's it's a problem though because they have to spend so much of their time fighting social justice warriors. Yeah.

They don't have any time to focus on story, telling good stories. They could have been writing great Star Wars movies. Yeah. But now they can't, because of the diversity in Star Wars. I think almost anybody could write a great Star Wars movie, but we're so busy either being politically correct or fighting SJWs. I have. We can't do it.

It's hard to find any time in the day to do anything because I'm so busy not being allowed to say anything because of political correctness. Is everybody has a book in them? Is that true? My hands, sorry, my hands are so busy holding my tongue. Yes. That I don't have a...

When you say hold your tongue, that's with the hand, is it? I think so. Because you can still get most of the like, the gift out. Yeah. Even when you are holding. Exactly, but not if you hold it with a full fist. Oh, I have a... Like I'm...

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm sorry. But I think even going too handed. Uh-huh. Yes. Like I'm like, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm sorry. But I think even going too handed. Uh huh. This, this is almost impossible to understand what I'm saying now. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah. Also, I guess because there's also some fingers in the mouth.

To get tape in the tongue. Yeah. I mean, people say hold your tongue, but I never say hold your tongue to a higher standard. I don't know what that means. Well. I mean, it's clear, isn't it? I don't need to explain it.

Yeah, absolutely. I was going to say something else. Yeah, I know, and I apologize. Everyone has a novel in them, right? Yeah. Is that an expression? Everyone's got a novel in them. Absolutely.

I think everyone also has one of every other form of everything. Everyone has a jet in them. Everyone has a supersonic jet in them. Oh, that's great, yeah. And it's kind of sad that we've only seen sort of one concord. Yes. And one man's concord. Yeah, we've only seen one.

I've got a concord in me. I've got a concord. I got a really good concord in me. I've got a concord. I got a really good concord in me. Yeah. But you know, that comes from sort of my life experience. Exactly. You know, I got a concord to tell. And we've got to somehow get that out of you, you know.

But also, you know, like, yeah, the problem is you can't just, you can't just make a concord. It can't be a concord about nothing. You've got to make sure that you put a lot of yourself into it. And to do that, you need the time, you need the money, and you need the opportunity. So why I'm hoping that a patron, a rich patron, will see me and see that I clearly have a great concord in me. And we'll fund me and give me the time and the space and the opportunity to make mistakes, to build concord after concord, after concord, that don't fly.

That barely even taxi. But we'll keep pumping in the money, sending those humans to their deaths, because each test flight is done with a full crew. I have the full crew and their families. Yeah. And if I can give you some tips on how to make this, your disdainning of yours. Yeah, absolutely. I think you need to open make this dream of yours. Yeah, absolutely.

I think you need to open up a live journal account. Yes, right. And you start posting doodles of doodles of different airplanes, models that you're making. Maybe you could do your own power glider. Maybe you could do your own power glider. Yeah. Maybe you could do your own, you know, 747 stuff. Can I, can I, I'm tweet out a few of them at like 2am saying things like, couldn't sleep, so doodle the few faster than sound jets.

Yeah. Don't think they're very good. Yeah. What about, what about, what about, Thanks guys, love you. Maybe you could tweet one out saying, my son, my son my son Doodle this supersonic jet and he doesn't think it's very good. Yeah, you retweet

Yeah, show him that it's the best yeah the love or whatever to to to Prove the bullies wrong. Yeah, I think if a bully told him that it wasn't good. Yeah Lee's wrong. I think if a bully told him that it wasn't good. I think, okay, that's funny, that it's like, okay, it's a research scientist, right? Researching antibiotics. But it's so hard to get funding for stuff these days, okay? So what we really need is for a bully funding for stuff these days. So what we really need is for a bully to tell that research scientist that they're very promising new antibiotic strain wasn't any good. That's right, yeah. And that they'd never amount to anything.

And then for their dad or mum to tweet out a photograph of, I guess some of their research papers or something like that. Some of the research papers are a photo of the molecule that they have. And then maybe their son, their 40-year-old research scientist son, holding it and frowning. Yeah. Yeah. Or like, oh, a photo of it in the bin, because he threw it in the bin after he was bullied. Yeah. And I got it out of the bin and I'm tweeting it to show the bullies that you can't stop the progress of science

and then I've set up a go fund me and maybe Justin Bieber will come along. Yeah. If Justin Bieber can get involved, I think any bit of science should get funding if you get 50,000 retweets. Right. Yeah. So I mean, look, I think that's a fun tweet. Yeah, so pity funding for...

Pity funding. For for research science research. I mean, yeah, I wonder what else it could be. I can't think beyond science. Anthropology. Form of science, sure. Is it a form of science? Anthropology is a form of science. A study of man civilizations and the growth. Oh, is that history then? I think it's more in the social sciences. Oh, you're social sciences.

Science is the word science in there, but it feels like they're not using a scientific method. Right. Are they? I think they're allowed to use the word science. Is it like champagne? They call it sparkling white research. I think it must allowed to use the word science. Is it like champagne? Do they have to call it sparkling white research? I think it must have at least like 20% you know, like I think there's a thing with like white chocolate. Yeah. You have to have at least 20% cocoa. Coco butter.

Butter? Butter I think, yeah. Because there's no solids, which is why it's white. Mmm. But it's actually kind of be kind of yellowy because of the cocoa solids actually. Now that the yellow comes from. It's because the cocoa butter itself won't be white.

No, and if it's white, means it's probably been bleached and they probably also used some vegetable oil. I watched a video with a chocolate expert maybe yesterday. with a chocolate expert maybe yesterday. I mean, you show me someone, a man who knows more about a subject than someone who watched a video, a YouTube video about it yesterday. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, the lady was up there with...

The lady was sort of judging between two different chocolates and telling you which one is the probably most more expensive? And one of them was white, wasn't it? And one of the categories she went through was the white. Right. Man, white chocolate. What a shit pile of fucking garbage for cunts. You know? It's not great.

No. They rarely, I've rarely had a white chocolate that I feel like I know they nailed that. Yeah. It's because it's a lot of the time when you taste it, you know, when it sort of doesn't melt evenly on your tongue. No, no, no. And that's because cocoa butter melts at the body temperature, but because they often replace it with a vegetable

oil. That doesn't quite melt at this temperature. I was just kidding. How did you know all of this? It doesn't melt even on your tongue. It's really like a cheese. And then the other thing is that a lot of the time it's very sugar-forward because sugar is the sort of the cheaper of the ingredients that they can put in there. But what you're looking for is you want that cooked.

I feel like I could ask you anything about chocolate and you know the answer. What you want is that chocolate flavor of front, but it's a white chocolate. And so there's also, it's got to be a dairy kind of flavor of front as well. Yeah. Anyway, but yeah, they have fucked that shit.

Yeah, it's, it look, they don't often nail it. And I don't even know why they even try. I don't know either. I really don't. It's like, is it was somebody that came to be able to chew milk? That's what cheeses for. Yeah. And it's bothersome because it's like why did it need to have a, like why does it need to have a white version and if and if it needed to have another colored version like it white being a color yes why did they stop it just white great you know why isn't there green chocolate or blue chocolate or gray chocolate? Grey chocolate. Grocolet.

Grocolet. Who wouldn't love a couple of squares of Grocolet? Grocolet, gray chocolate. Right, chocolate. Because I mean, white, first of all, is a shade, right? Yes. So you're not only going for a different color. Like, as brown is a color. It's a color, right?

Yeah, that prams the shade. Yeah, bright number. So like they've kind of gone like, so then there should be black chocolate. I think if it doesn't already exist, activated charcoal chocolate. So there's charcoal in the chocolate? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about just activating the cocoa? I can't do it. Sure. Wait, but there should be just charcoal in there, activated. It's good for you, isn't it? Activated charcoal, then you put that in stuff. Do they activate charcoal?

I think you can activate it. Maybe you use it to make filtration devices. Maybe I'm getting confused. Yeah, because I always thought that the activation had something to do with like the seeds. Oh, that's with, yeah, that's with an almond. With an almond, yeah. And germinated, but activated charcoal is somehow like got ionized or something like that.

It allows it to absorb stuff. But now that I think about it, I think you use it in like filtration and smoke filters and stuff and probably not in chocolate. But while you know, they do that in Japan a little bit. They have, you know, like, take stuff that you would normally put in industrial filter and put it into food. I think so. Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah. The way those noodles come in the hard packet, like a two minute noodle packet, that looks a lot like it. It's something that should actually be a filter. Absolutely. Yeah. And it's vacuum sealed, which is very factory friendly. It's very sound.

They have very quick lines right there. Industrial. Yeah. I think all the colors, the fact Alistair that there aren't different colors of chocolate is fucking crazy. Right? If we've got the white chocolate, surely the

only reason you make white chocolate is so that you can then add food dye and make a bunch of different colors of chocolate. Yeah. People would love this shit. A block, Cadbury, a block of rainbow chocolate. Yes. Absolutely. That will sell. That will sell. Idiots will buy this. Yeah. Do you think maybe they blew their load with snack? Remember that bar of snack? Well that's all the colors around the inside though. Oh they're on the inside. Yeah and it's goo. It's not the chocolate. Yeah. So do you think it's because it's like it's kind of like brown hair. It's hard to die. But that's why the white. that's why you like the white. So you're just making white chocolate and dying that?

Yeah. Yeah, but then you're, you know, people are already making a concession by buying white chocolate. Sure, and then we're paying them back by giving them like a rainbow block. Yeah, right. Could we put, but if we're putting color in, couldn't we get some of those chocolate solids back in?

Let me get, give it more of a chocolate flavor. I mean, maybe you could sneak a couple of them back in as well. Couldn't we dye the solids? The brown. Then we're back to your problem of trying to dye brown hair. I know, but then you could bleach it. I don't know. Sure.

Can we write, is this, is this anything? How could this be something? It's just such a good idea. I mean, is it too good to be funny? Is it, would people, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, a lot of our sketches, I think over the years. Some ideas are too good.

I put some stuff out there that's, you know, hilarious. Like my one about fundraising. That was fun. That was crazy. That's still a no-drazing is. It wasn't anything, Alistair. Oh my god. Is it a thing?

No, no, I pretended that was a thing. Yeah, I will then... Matt, there was so many... This is a bit that back in my second year of doing stand-up comedy, probably. I came up with it on the way to a gig that Alistair was at and thought it on the train. And I was so happy because I thought it was the best idea. I did it in front of the audience, and it was clear that it was the worst bit. And it was about fundraising. And just saying it now, I still can't believe it didn't work. I mean, fuck, it's wrong with people. Is that a fundraising?

It was fun, grazing. See, this is the stuff I have to bring back up to remind myself that I'm not great. When the bit was done. When the bit was done. Yeah. Did you explain what drazing might be? I think I tried to explain it during the bit.

Did it involve like a trolley or something like that? Yeah, it involved monks, I think, pulling a trolley through a city. And there was fun. Yeah, anyway, I can't, I can't, um, it's rare that you see monks and fun in the same place. Yeah, fun monks. Yeah, oh, fun monks, that could be a good band name for you, bro.

Yeah, fun monks. All right, I'll think about that. And it's a bit close to funky monkeys, which is also a great name for a band. The funky monkeys. And it's a really great name for a band. The funky monkeys. And this is a really great name for a band. Shh. I mean, the Arctic monkeys, they're successful.

But the word Arctic, that doesn't sound very fun. It's not fun. The monkeys is fun, people love monkeys. All right, finally we could make another word. And also, songs rhyme, right? So what better way to reassure audiences before they've even heard your music that you know how to make things rhyme than by putting a rhyme in the name of your band? The funky monkeys. You see? Arctic

monkeys isn't even a thing that exists. There are no monkeys in the Arctic and funky monkeys. Yeah, there are funky monkeys. And you're showing off some of your writing prowess. Mmm, yeah, it's all there. That's right. You dress for success. And it's a double syllable rhyme. So it's a double rhyme, a form among keys.

Keys. That's wrong. Is it cheating because it's like, keys? It's like rhyming keys with keys. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's different words. I know, but the syllables are the same. Yeah, they're the different words. So they're main different stuff.

I know, but... Do the syllables of words mean stuff as well? Like, monkey. Yeah. Which bits the man, of which bits the key of the monkey? Yeah. Because like, surely...

Well, it depends, first of all. Where do you split it? Yeah, where do you split the monkey? Well, the word. Well, the first word you split the word, because is it, is it man-key? Or is it monk-ee? It's got to be monk- word, because is it, is it mon-key? Or is it monk-ees? It's got to be monk-ees, doesn't it?

Because the monk is probably because the monk he's sit down a lot and, and some of them are bald, like monks. Yeah, some of them are bald. And then the ease. Hmm, it's sort of, ease, it's means it's like it's an adverb. Maybe they do things easily. Oh yeah, Ease.

Yeah, it's an adverb, let me to mean that they do things easily. I think that this multi-colored, appalling bullshit. It's okay, this funky... I think it was, I think it was, we're having fun. Yeah, we're having a good time. Multi-colored chocolate, you guys, the audience just heard us processing our own shame. Yeah. Multi-colored chocolate. The only podcast that processes its own shame. We're self-sufficient here and we do it on a pod. That's the carbon offsets of the brainstorming world, okay? You rest assured that you as a listener are getting a 100% zero shame footprint product

from the podcast because at the end of the day we process all that shame and we turn it into what, I guess, discomfort. Yeah, and well, you know into what? I guess discomfort. Yeah. And well, you know, sort of I guess bad. A audible discomfort and pauses. Bad airtime. Yeah. But it also means that you, the listener,

doesn't have to feel any shame for listening because we've already processed it all. That is it. Yeah. Yeah. And when we don't do that, I feel bad. So. And I process it privately in my own time.

The multicolored chocolate sketch itself, I think maybe it could be that people start seeing it. And maybe it's a guy like, let's say it's a guy or a woman in a supermarket who's at one of those little booths that's giving out samples. And the bars are just, they're just, you are just flying off the shelf like that. They're selling them, but people flying off the booth. And this lady, or man, has them... He could be a man, I'll say.

And this lady, she's got little individual pieces of this block of chocolate in these cupcake papers. Yep, you know, she's put them in there and hand them out and people are coming by and they're like, oh my god, this is such a good idea. A multi-colored block of chocolate like this. I can't believe anybody is starting this and they go, yes, and obviously we've also made them.

It's all gone. This one's entirely organic. It's actually fair trade. And they're like, I can't believe anybody has thought of this and they go, yes, and you know, obviously we've also made them. It's all gone. This one's entirely organic. It's actually fair trade. And he's like, I can't believe this. And nobody's eating it because of how good an idea it is. And they're buying it. And then they're actually forgetting it at the supermarket because they're just too busy.

They're on the phone. They're telling people how good it is, but just such a great idea. Yeah. And then people take some to a party and they're in a bowl there, and everyone just gathers around and talks about it. Nobody wants to touch it.

No. Because it's such a good idea. This is too good an idea. People are crashing their cars because the tube is looking at it. Ha! You know? Ha!

I just hit my head, I was laughing. Yeah, so. You know, and it's a... And that's the kind of stuff that happens. And it's a story. It's a tale of caution that even good ideas can have negative impacts on the world. Yeah, right. They shouldn't all be in reality.

And does society, I guess, grind to a halt? I essentially believe that that will be the case. Yeah, do you think that this could be what wipes us out? You know, I mean, we've always known that it would be one day science that caused our end, our hubris, our quest to be closer to the gods. And I think we've assumed that it would be some sort of nuclear thing. But there's no reason why it couldn't be a confectionery. That's right.

And because it's already in our homes. Yes. And I think that's often a thing that takes you down is something that's already in your home. Yeah. Yeah. Like mobile phones or something like that, you know, but rainbow chocolate. Obviously that's not in your homes yet.

And you can tell that because society still continues. 90% of accidents happen in the home. And the home is where the heart is. And. Right. And the home is where the heart is. And... And 90 therefore, not even said I was accidents, happened close to the heart. To the heart. And that is true. That is true, which means that you could damage the heart or...

Sorry, I didn't want to get too close. I did get too close. I started mentioning the heart and what could happen and make mixing the two things. That's a... We'll process that shame. Yeah, okay. I think that's... Look, I'm prepared for that to be where that multi-colored thing goes.

I'm happy with that. Yeah. I mean, it's in a way, it's kind of, it's a core, it's got shades of that idea that we came up with quite a while ago, about the man who invents the backpillow wedge, and then the military comes in and takes the backpillow wedge technology, soft wedge backpillow to support your lumbar or whatever. And weaponizes it. I think that's a completely different idea. It is.

Yeah, because I think that's, I mean, you've just reminded me that I really love that idea. Me too. Yeah, and that, I think if ever were, there's a scenario. Four parter. Hey. It's a four parter. I think we're going to open up a new TV channel. Yeah.

I mean, I'm probably going to buy one of those reality TV ones and just make it into a full military buys the Wage of Phone for love or support. Story. Yeah, it's an immersive thing. It's the whole world. We're following, we've got flashbacks. It's probably gonna be a new art form.

One of those ones, yeah, like immersive. Like not only gonna be in it, but you're also gonna be out of it and looking down at yourself in it. Yeah, that's immersive. Yeah, it's like a kind of first person, third person thing. Yeah.

Looking at your first person from the third person. Yeah. Correct. I had something else there, I had a little gem of a gem of a gem of a gem of a gem of a gem of a gem. Oh, okay. You said four-patter or I said four-patter. Yeah. And it just made me think that when we part out here, we only ever put one part in, don't we?

Yeah, I feel like. Although I guess with cornrows, is that a bunch of parts, would you say? They're not really parts, are they? They're more sort of channels or canals. Yeah, there are more rows. And we also only have a part sort of on a front to back direction. But what? You made me think about that, that idea of having a four quadrant hair part.

Four quadrants. Yes, it goes both ways. So you get a part in the middle, like going back to front, that's where the line goes, but then one that goes across, that goes from ear to ear, and then you part everything forwards and back as well. Full back.

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parting. It's a parting. Yeah. It's a lease. Yeah. Right. And then you I guess I guess you could go all the way around. You could have as many as you want as many sectors as you like. You could you could part your hair exactly as a representation of where the various divisions of territories go on the Antarctic continent. You know, they're all wedges. Everyone's got a wedge. Oh, so everybody got a wedge. Yeah, you could represent. So everybody gets a bit of the the poll. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Like a lick of the pole. Everybody gets a lick of the pole. All nations can come together at the pole and all lick the poles. We're not encroaching on any of what he's telling us. Exactly.

It's one of the few things that we can all come together on. Without anyone being offended. Problem is that pole is probably going to be quite cold and much like in dumb and dumb or a man as a child. You as a child you're going to get stuck. Do you happen to have a man to use a child? Yeah, but I didn't get stuck stuck. I mean, I felt the resistance and then I pulled back and then I just ripped off a bunch of skin off my tongue. Do you think that if you had thought about it more, you could have released a bunch of saliva to slide down your tongue and it would have melted your tongue off, pouring

water over a windscreen, water over a windscreen. There's a chance, but then also the longer your mouth is open. And the more liquid you put out, actually actually you could be. Yeah, you could be in like frosting further. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a real risk you're taking there. Yep. And then do you think you could have got some of it to come along and pee on it?

It's like a jellyfish wound. But the warmth of the urine, but then of course if they pee for long enough, that'll freeze up. And then they'll be frozen there with a frozen pee stream going down. They're a pee stick, a pee stick going from their dick to my tongue. To your tongue. And then maybe inside their own penis. Up into their bladder. Yeah. And then they're not that good. Frozen. Yeah. Anyway. What was the beginning of this?

Yeah. Anyway. What was the beginning of this? It was the parting. It was the parting. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. The Antarctic thing doesn't take us anywhere. No, no.

Except on a journey of the mind, obviously. How? So, I mean, it does, I mean, how? So... I mean, it does... I mean, it takes us somewhere, Andy. Yeah? How do you go get there? So wait, so we're talking about a hairdresser who's

figured out just another part. It's like a second part. Yeah. So, is the original part called something? I think it's just called the parting, all the parting. The parting of the hair, the parting of the brown sea. Hmm, the brown sea. Yeah.

And then he comes up with this middle part, assuming nobody's ever done this before. Yeah, I mean, they definitely have. Okay. It's hair. People are always doing dumb shit with them garbage. Yeah, yeah. But if we pretend that they haven't, then. Okay.

And so then, this guy's a real Antarctica buff. Yep. And so then he decides to make a park that is so complicated that it represents the little slivers that every country gets in Antarctica. Yeah. And does every country have a bit of Antarctica? No, not only some. Why?

This decision is kind of a colonial thing. I wonder if it's to do with exploration. Maybe those regions were snatched up by people exploring the regions. Russia's got a bit. The US has got a bit. China. China's got a lot. Some of Antarctica. I think so.

I think if anything, I might have heard that they're claiming even more. Really? Yeah. That doesn't seem right. I mean, they're in the Northern hemisphere. Well, so is Russia. Yep. And the United States.

All the countries I've mentioned so far. Yeah. I guess what we saw there was just racism coming out, Alistair. Yeah. far. I guess what we saw there was just racism coming out, Alistair. So you didn't think the Chinese people would be interested in Antarctica? I don't know what I thought. There are some resources that aren't resources. They're interested in stuff that isn't resources. I know, but at the moment they're really flexing their muscles in terms of

wanting stuff. That's true. Yeah. You know, and I'm sure glory isn't necessarily what they're after right now. I guess the end point is glory. Glory? Yeah. Yeah. Imagine how much glory they're gonna feel once they become the most powerful nation. This is the thing I thought of. Right. The first country to totally eliminate racism will have a really good reason to think that they're better than everybody else. Yeah. So I think that's why we should be targeting that, you know, like to once and for all assert our superiority. Yeah, right. But then how do you do that without essentially, because like some of the racism just comes

from there being a majority of one race, right, which is just makes it because there's an imbalance. Yeah, yeah, sure. And so you have to create a nation that has equal numbers, equal numbers of each. I don't think I think that we could do it through education. I like, I think that we could overcome the, could you change people's race through education? Yeah, I think so.

But change it to what? I'm like a better race. Yeah. Okay. That's interesting. So like you could maybe turn like a better race. Yeah, okay. That's interesting. So like you could maybe turn like a lot of white people into Polynesians. Then maybe you could take a lot of, like, a, you know,

Chinese people, and sort of make them Polynesians. Yeah, great, okay. Then you could take some South Americans. Is there such a thing as mono-nasia? There might be. I mean, there's micro-nasia. There is micro-nasia. There's Polynesia. Is there pan-nasia? Pan-nasia. There's M-nasia. That's the that's's the armish, the armish, but Pacific Islands. Pacific Islands, yeah.

Okay, the the the armish Pacific Islands they're not connected to any ocean currents. They don't, and they believe. His currents is electricity? That's right. All right Andy, we what he's saying. His currents is electricity. All right Andy, we need one more idea. The one more sketch idea. Yeah.

And then we've got some words. And then we have some words. From a listener. From a listener. Yeah. Of the podcast. A glistener. I like to think that all our listeners are shiny.

That's great. I think we have a bit of a slick of oil. Yeah. That's good. Hello glistenerers. Yeah. Yeah. I like to think that they listen to us with oil on their bodies, covered in oil. Like they're always sort of...

Flop sweat. Oh, maybe a flop sweat. Flop sweat is specifically a kind of like a stress sweat, is that right? I think so that it kind of just appears real suddenly. Yeah, and it smells bad, right? I don't know. Whenever I get like that stress sweat, there's a real smell that comes with it, and it's not. Is that the fear?

Is that the smell of fear? It's the smell of fear. Yeah, absolutely it is. Absolutely. And it's on mell it on you. And it overpowers deodorant. Right. Which I've never seen a deodorant that advertises

its ability to cover the smell of fear. Yeah. Be grateful in walking amongst wolves. Walking amongst wolves, sure. But also being of a fraud, being like a massive fraud. Yeah. That'd be good. Which I think it's part of the problem

with walking amongst wolves. Because you know you're not a wolf, right? Yeah. It's the fear of being caught out as a fraud. And then I guess also disemboweled. Do you think Mowgli felt that? Mowgli probably had imposter syndrome. Yeah.

I guess because it was such a diverse community that he lived amongst. It was. It was less bad for him because, sure, there was a key line, some of those other wolves, but then he was also hanging out with a bear and a panther. Yes. You know, so I think maybe being different wasn't that big a problem, but if you're just with wolves, yeah, yeah, that's when the fear hits you. I think an ad for... Deodorant that can... Yeah. That can... Mask this... Like... The stench of...

of fear. It's gotta use the word stench, I think. Because also, that's not a word that we see in... In deodorant. But that's what I'm looking for, okay? I'm a guy who can really get a stench up. Mmm. Absolutely, but fear stench. Like a smellch up. Hmm, absolutely, but a fear stench,

like a smell of fear. And also, I think you got a stink. You got that flop sweat covered. Yeah, so not only deodorant to cover the stench of fear, but also anti-perspirant to block that flop sweat. Yeah, it's a full body anti-perspirant. Don't let your forehead persprent. Yeah, well, because why is it antiperspirant, but you're perspiring,

you know, I think I'm a perspurer. I persp. Yeah, I'm a perspurer. And what is what does ant Perspurrent do? It blocks pause, right? And as we have established, the butthole is the king of the pause, or the queen of the pause. I think we need more women in our sketches, so queen of the pause. And I think that also we need to advertise a deodorant, an Andy Perspurrent, that can be sprayed on the butthole and that blocks the butthole.

What about like, yeah, and something that dissolves all the shit in your body, yes, and makes you pee it out or sweat it out, yes, and then you block it with antiperspirant. And then it's not going anywhere. It's just just in your right way you want it in your black Oh, no, no, no you aren't going no way buddy. Sorry Mike You breathe it out Because thank you. That's where you're where your weight comes out in your hair. What does? It comes out in your hair.

Like your shit? Yeah. This idea, or are you talking about your actual weight? Yeah, what, this idea, it comes out in the hair and you shave that off. Oh. And there's no smell in it. It's like, it's like one of those Play-Doh machines where you squeeze and it goes, yeah, that comes out through your hair holes.

Hair follicles, that's right. So is that what the hole is called or is that the root of the hair? I think it's the whole unit. Yeah, right. And they can recreate those, they can't recreate those, right? I don't think they can recreate a, no, you couldn't, what surgically?

Like engineer a hair follicle? No, they can't make that. You can't make that stuff. Can they get them off bees instead of a bee? Yeah, they get them off bees. Yeah. Get that, like, I mean, you can just get that short blonde hair. If you have short blonde hair, like that,

get bee follicles on there. You can just get bee follicles. You. You a bunch of like royal jelly. Yeah, like that Get that nice Fuzz, that's but yeah, the stripes you put that in for That's if you get Nobody if you get the if you get them from like a bumblebee. Yeah, you get that black and black and yellow I had a great riff going with my dad yesterday about butchering bees the butchers Because I bought some honey from the butchers. Yeah

Where they what they slice them open. Yeah, they get a lot of the cleaver and they get around there and they get us out They get the honey out I mean be great if there was like I think there would be posts and quite tender meat in there Be great if there was like, I think there would be posts and quite tender meat in there. Remember around the wing area? Yeah, around the wing area. But those muscles that get that flutter going? Yeah, well, they're constantly being massaged, I would imagine. Feed and beer, I think in Japan they feed and beer. Feed and beer.

Yeah. We got to go through for our words. Yeah, what are our words? Tell us that words, Alistair. Well, today's words. A glistener. From our glistener is our glistener, Tyler Farer. Tyler Farer. Tyler Farer.

Thank you very much for your words today, Tyler. You're a much respected member of the glistener group. Yeah. Of the either long titties or what did somebody call the other day? Much respected member of the Glistener group. Yeah. Of the either long titties or what did somebody call the other day? I think something is a twinkers. Twinkers. Yeah.

That's right. Out twinkers, out long titties, we're doing, you know, these are handfuls of mud that we're seeing which what sticks. Or handfuls of noodles. So it's not. Yeah, we're throwing noodles at mud and we're seeing what sticks. Yeah. All right, Tyler's words are Frank Lloyd wrong. That's that's very funny. Yeah. Also, but I'm related like a like a

a Frank Lloyd Wright. His name is WRIGHT. Yeah. There's like a ship right. Okay. Ship right. Ship you know, like a ship right. SHIPWRIGHT, right, is somebody who builds ships. Okay. And I think there's other types of rights in that domain, WRIGHT. So really, the real Frank Lloyd right was his father or maybe his mother, because they were the person who actually made

Frank Lloyd right. So if to be a Frank Lloyd, they were the person who built the Frank Lloyd. Right. So they're right. Mm. So their mother was the real Frank Lloyd Wright. I see.

Yeah. Yeah. And so he's a fraud. He's like, he's gonna be the, whatever the kid's name. Please, Frank Lloyd Wright was my mother. Call me Frank Lloyd. The real Frank Lloyd, yeah, okay. Look, I think that's a good bit

for somebody who knows what a raid is. Out of Frank Lloyd. Frank Lloyd wrong. I mean, obviously Frank Lloyd Wright, the architect, father of modernist architecture, would you say? Or Mother? Name one thing that he's done. The falling water, the house, famous house, called Falling Water, I believe, built near a water fall.

It's a very big block, he's a lot of blocks and shapes and squares and angles and stuff. What about somebody who lives in a house He's a lot of blocks and shapes and squares and angles and stuff About somebody who lives in a house that is actually falling water Yeah, yeah, right you don't like it day 90. I'm trying to picture it out of steer Well, then you would have to you would have to it would have to be an orbit Okay, cuz that's the only way you could constantly fall you could always be falling Okay. Because that's the only way you could constantly fall. You could always be falling.

If you, do you know, like the, the, the sign, like just the, the physics behind orbit is the most amazing thing to me. Yeah. Right. So it's, it's just that you've got your forward momentum. Yes. And then you've got gravity pulling you down to the ground, right? Yes.

So you've got that, you've got that projectile of you going forward and then going to the ground. But if you just go forward faster now. Yeah, you're always going sideways. You've got that velocity, tangential velocity. Yeah, but if you go so far forward that you're going off of the edge of the earth and then you're falling, still doing that fall,

you just keep continuing around the world. You're absolutely right, Alist falling. Yep. Still doing that fall. You just keep continuing around the world. You're absolutely right, Alistair. Yes. You're always accelerating towards the center of the earth. Yeah. Centro-peedle acceleration. But you never hit the earth because you always going sideways. You keep missing.

Or forward. Or sideways. Yeah. I like that you don't care which one is where. Well, I'll let you go any which way. All right. Yeah. I like that you don't care which one is where. Well, I'll let you go any which way. All right. Frank, but with your falling water house, you could also have it so that like all the walls

of your house are water, right? So if you just, you built like a framework of pipes, right? And you just had like so much water in them. And it's just like pissing out, down, straight down at all times, right? You could make walls out of that, right? I think so, yeah. Like what if, how effective would those walls be?

Well, I mean, there's waterfalls. Waterfalls, yes. You know, they see you shorten that, what have you got? Wall. Wall. Exactly. Yeah.

I mean, they often, you know, have caves behind them. I think that's why they make waterfalls. Yeah. It's just to make a kind of secret room. Yeah. Back there for bats and those little birds that make their nest out of the saliva. There's, I mean, look, but I guess I mean, the Japanese, you know, they had those paper walls. I mean, that seems, that seems maybe even crazier than having water. In many ways. Because I mean, you have to keep replacing it every time

you put your elbow through it. And I'm a big elbow guy. I mean, I stayed in a place for two nights that had a paper wall. And first of all, there was lots of little places where they had to patch it up because people who had rented it had put things through it. What do they patch it up with? Oh like little, little pad looking patches that kind of make it look like.

Don't fool anyone. Well I mean at least it looks kind of nice. When light passes through it which that's the other problem with it is that if you're sleeping in that room all that's, nothing's stopping, it's like a wall, there's nothing stopping, it's like a wall of windows. So it's just a wall of windows. Full, full light coming in through paper. Yep. You're waking up 5.30 a.m. You're, your toddler's not going back to sleep. And I guess that's the same problem with a wall of windows. And also the noise that that toddler's going to make is not being stopped by anything. Sex noises, toddler noises. Yeah.

Different noises are not being blocked by any paper, but water, I mean, water makes a noise and therefore blocks noise by covering it. Yes. Sort of like a deodorant for noise. For noise. For noise? Yeah. I like the idea of a deodorant for noise.

Yeah. Yeah, because the body makes noise. I recently had a moderately successful tweet that said that hell is other people's mouth noise, Right? And I think something that you could spray on your body to essentially silence it would be fantastic. Sure. I don't see why, for example, our deodorant can also be slightly lubricating, right?

To grease the motion of, and I realize that body parts rubbing together is not the major source of noise. We're not crickets, but there's other stuff, right? But it's not things not touching, that is certainly not. I think there's definitely things touching that are causing the noise. So would you accept a body silencing deodorant as a Frank Lloyd wrong sketch? Tell us there. as a Frank Lloyd wrong sketch. Tell us there. I mean, look, we, our last sketch is a deodorant sketch. It's a big, it's a big call.

Oh, wait, so, okay. No, it's definitely not. But what is it actually made out of? The spray. Yeah. I guess it could be a kind of a foam or something. It's just a foam to put in your mouth. Yeah, I guess.

So you can't really move it that much. Yeah, or that it just absorbs, you know, fills little gaps. You know, because I think mouth noise is a lot because of little gaps that much. Yeah, or that it just absorbs, you know, fills little gaps. You know, because I think mouth noise is a lot because of little gaps that get like saliva and liquid in them and then it gets squeezed back out of there, you know, air gets sort of passed through them. And if you could basically fill those and turn the mouth much more into much more kind of a like of a soft cavern, foamy cavern. Yeah, and maybe like a kind of like a soft um, cabin, foamy cabin.

Yeah, and maybe like a kind of like a mouth, you know, like a silencer on a gun. Mmm. If you could not only do that that work on the inside of the mouth, like a kind of foamy inner kind of shh, yeah, yeah. Like that, and get that foam filled up in there. But then sort of screw something onto the front of the mouth.

Yeah, onto the lips. So that you don't also don't have any kind of heavy mouth breathing kind of sounds. Well, so when you do, what would be great would be when you do breathe out, it goes, yeah. Yeah.

When you cough, yeah. But if your lips were also like about them like on a long tube and about, you know, four feet away from your face, or two feet away from your face. That way, when you're having a conversation with somebody, you'd be talking like into their ear. Sure. And there'd be a much less collateral sound, you know, because at the moment talking, I talk sort of towards you, but the sound goes everywhere in the room.

But if I just had like a little pipe and I could direct it straight into your ear, I put my long, proboscis lips against your ear, which is maybe also quite long, and comes around to the front, then I can talk into your head. If all our orifices could just have long, sort of, tubes or foreskin... This is really great. Alastair, I'm picturing the aynas with like a long tube. Yeah. Right. So you could just put it into the toilet and you can just be sitting nearby. Yeah. It could be out of the room. That's being filled with horrible stench.

Horrible stench and you don't have to sit on the actual seat that everyone else is sitting on. What about all your pores? Could they also have sort of like long, dangly things? Yes. So we would all kind of become like droopy, but kind of like more like like a droopy anatomy or whatever. Fleshy droopy. Yeah. You'd have to sort of like brush your tubes so they don't all get tangled. Yeah. With sort of like a, you know, like you wouldn't use a regular hairbrush, you would need sort of thicker rubbery or kind of, you know, like, stands kind of. I feel like you'd also need to massage them as well to make sure there was no build-up in there or anything. And like, I mean, it sounds great, but like you think about that anus tube, you're going

to need to squeeze the last bit of shit down that tube to get it down. I think it'll be fun. Yeah. Yeah. Like getting the last bit of shit down that tube to get it down. I think it'll be fun. Yeah. Like getting the last bit out of a tube of toothpaste. Yeah. Yeah. I think that way. All right.

Yeah. And I think we'll find efficient ways of cleaning these things. Dyson will come up with something. Yeah. I'll come up with a thing that you can put, you know, attached, you put your, your anus tube up to and it'll inflate it and, you know, like it with water or something like that, get it, get the water turning in there. Oh, vortex. Yeah, you get a vortex in there.

Yeah, and scours the edges of your anus tube. Yeah. But, you know, I'll solve those pores and things like that. So look, what is the solution in here? Oh, I'll say it's not though. I don't know. I mean, look, Frank Lloyd wrong is such a great suggestion. It's such a great suggestion. I really love it.

I mean, what's the clear path that's there for us? We shouldn't reject a clear path, right? Frank Lloyd wrong, it's a very bad architect, or it's a modernist architect who doesn't understand what modernism is, or it's an architect in the current day who's designing things like their old mudhuts. Who's bringing back the mudhut? Frank Lloyd wrong is.

Yeah. All right. I don't know. Is there any of that? Sure, yeah, yeah. Like I mean, everything comes around. Yes. The mud hut will come around again.

But what about on a massive scale, built for the inner city living for super cities? Yes, so we're talking like a multi-story mud hut. But I mean, it's not crazy. Like if you have a mud hut, you know, just, you know, like 100 meters off of the center of the CBD, right? It's built so that the city can continue growing. This city isn't done growing.

The CBD isn't done growing. So you want to build a base of it that is, that is so stable and so future proof that you can just keep adding mud pods onto the side and keep adding and building it up as the city grows. And this mud pile will just essentially grow and possibly, I don't know if the base can keep growing out. But you can just get a helicopter, bring a new mud pod on. Dump some mud.

Well, like the, you know, the pod will have, it's an apartment. And it sort of attaches itself. You just sort of swing it in from the side on the bottom of the helicopter. You swing it in and it goes, shh. Like that, yeah.

And it's stuck on. It's stuck on and then you just tunnel, you just tunnel into the hallway. Yeah. Inside, there'll be a hallway. Spoon or whatever. Yeah, like there'll be tunnel, you just tunnel into the hallway. Yeah. Inside, there'll be a hallway. With a spoon or whatever. Yeah, like there'll be a, you know, like I said, a architectural spoon.

Yeah. Here's another idea, right? That it's like, it's ancient times, we've got our cavemen. We've got our people building like just a shit hole in the ground to live, to get out of the rain. And into that context, we put a caveman, modernist architect, right? Somebody who, to the base need of like shelter, right, that's all people need, is bringing in the concepts of, well, actually what I'm trying to go for is kind of a quite

a brutal use of space and a really clear attempt to confront the idea of what is a shelter. So, and that's why this whole section here doesn't have a roof or whatever it is that they're doing, you know, like I've left this side exposed, right, so that the sabre-toothed tigers can come in and it calls into question what actually is a house. I don't know what I'm saying. Architectural bullshit is something I wasn't good in provising on this one. Well, Andy, I think you did quite a good job.

It's just it was hard to place it into the context of cave man. I mean, it's, look, it's tough. Are you, look, we've got every orifice has a four skin long tube and modern mud hut. I think we've done what we can for the time being. I'm getting slightly tired. I don't know if you can tell.

And I think that's a great place to leave it. We have savvy glisteners, Andy. Savvy glisteners. We have savvy glisteners, and they can tell when you're getting tired. The twankers, the long titties. The savvy listeners. Yeah, they're onto me. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, Liz. We're going to go through the sketch. Oh, yeah, that's right. We've done this for a while. I don't know if you could tell, but the last four episodes were all pre-recorded before Alistair went to Japan. So if you thought that any of the sketch ideas

were strangely un-topical and not referencing seismic events in recent history, you thought that any of the sketch ideas was strangely un-topical and not referencing seismic events in recent history, you thought maybe we'd been paid off to not mention things. Well, that's also true, but yes, we were. They were pretty. By the way, if there anybody listening who wants to pay us off to not mention things, we are definitely open and unemployed. There's so much stuff that we don't mention already. Just a couple more things.

Exactly. No sweat. We've got an utopia for regular people where everybody in this society is a straight talk and no bullshit, no book learning. No political correctness. No political correctness kind of thing. Doctors, garbage man, you know, politicians, and it's a real good society that really functions well.

Human rights commissioners. Yeah. No bullshit. No bullshit. None of that. Tim South Potomansi said how his nose pronounced. So you're just saying he's there or he's not there? He's not there. Yeah, because he's too concerned.. So you're just saying he's there, he's not there. He's not there.

Yeah, because he's too concerned. Yeah. I guess, I guess. He's all about feelings, people's feelings. People's feelings, I guess, which I guess is what in this society we would consider bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone, and then everyone has a book slash Concord in them.

Yes. And then the idea of somebody ever, everybody having a Concord in them. Somebody being given endless opportunities to get the Concord right. They get an advance on making their first Concord. I'm picturing it a little bit like a sort of a goodwill hunting kind of scenario. Almost that like that somebody sees this kid, this troubled kid, and they're like, he's got a supersonic jet in him.

And they just keep giving him chances. Sure, I guess I kind of see it, like a, you know, it's a community of, you know, amateur concord designers online. Yeah, okay. You know, they're communicating designers online. Yeah, okay. You know, they're communicating and then one of their friends makes it big by getting his own Concorde. Yeah.

And they're like, oh man, I want to get a Concorde. It's essentially, what's that movie that was recently made? Was it the Mike Berbiglio one? Funny people? No, not funny people. Don't think twice. Sleep what would meet that one? Yeah, that one. Don't think twice, but instead of improv

troops, they try to get onto SNL. It's amateur concord designers. Yeah, right. They try to get a, a deviation deal. I also like the idea of pursuing maybe a guy who's like late 40s has a midlife crisis and decides he wants to decide to design and build supersonic kids. Yeah, these are great.

Passage of Jets. I think this is supersonic passenger jets. Which apparently are coming back Andy. If you thought it was over, they're coming back. I mean, it was inevitable, right? I mean, the fact that we could go supersonic and then we just stopped. I just wanted to be like, that just to be the norm. Mm.

Sure. All right. And we also have pity funding for antibiotic research that's getting all the retweets because you got bleed and nobody thinks my son's antibiotic cure for superbugs is good and retweet them to prove that it's these wrong. Multicolored chocolate ruins the world because it's such a good idea.

Yeah, we've got some, we're pitching big with some of these ideas that tell you. That's the only way to pitch Andy. Yeah. The odorant that masks the stench of fear. Yeah. That's all right, it's on there. Every orifice has a foreskin long tube, but this is obviously to fix your mouth noise problem. And which I think is actually,

like, it's the first bit of working on yourself that you need to do, Andy. Just get over. Is that mouth noise? Other people's mouth noise is not a problem with other people. I'm just proving it is and solve it right there, LSD. It's a design floor with a human body. It's a problem in you and you have to solve it. Anyway, I have solved it. I don't know why I'm confronting you about these things on... on pod.

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