Two In The Think Tank - 161 - "SOMEWHEN" with STEPH BROTCHIE

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

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You know, there's a lot of animal print clothing. But there's no fish, like, we'll print a fish on some clothing, but we won't do that fish print. We absolutely will. We don't do fish print. No. Do we? Do we do scales? Do we do scales?

Is that in? I don't. But I also suspect there's a lot of animals that we would choose not, like I mean fish are animals, but I think there's a lot of land mammals that we would choose not to use the hippo. They're coloring the hippo, for example, the gray leathery skin of a hippo is unlikely to adorn. Do you picture a hippo having a lot of sort of just hairs that just appear at random?

Like a pig. Yeah like a pig. I reckon it would be a bit like a pig. Do you think you can make toothbrushes out of their hair? Oh I hope so. You know that's a hippopotamus hair toothbrush. And that's a hippopotamus hair toothbrush. And that's a hippopotamus hypothesis. Hippopotamus.

Hippopotamus. A lot of hippopotamus. Other animals. I guess just like a main G dog. Main G dog print. Yeah. Because I mean a lot of the animal prints, they're actually, you know, they sort of, when they don't say this, but what they're saying is this is a leopard print.

At the prime of its life. At the prime. At the prime. Then none of them are diseased in any way. They're healthy. When we choose the print, we pick off not the sick and the old, but the prime of their lives. And they probably cut around the main,

like when they're cutting out the bits, they just like square around that, like, bite mark and that little bit of rot. It sort of, it does set quite a high precedent for leopards in terms of what they look like. The beauty standards in the leopard community are just ridiculous. Because I look at a lot of those catwalk models and think,

well, I don't have all my arms, legs chopped off, and like it just does a big, flappy gap at the bottom of me. Maybe that's why they eat people, because they want to be inside a person. Yeah, and that's how eating works, right? When you eat something, you get inside. I mean, they want a person inside them, like person inside them like as if they are a jacket. Ultimately that is the the most probably the only ethical way in which to wear animal fur is to be eaten by the I think this is... I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it.

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So maybe it's more of the UN. So is it somebody who goes to like, nature preserves and throws red paint on the animals? Yeah, or on the human carcasses that are in the, the human carcasses that are in their, they're in their closures? In their gut, in their enclosures. Yeah. Or it's just like a high end fashion show with just cheaters and things. That's right.

Yeah. I got it inside the mall. Right. You really well-fed. Bloodstained cheaters going down. Yeah. And that's why they call it a catwalk. Thank you very much everybody. Okay, Yokey.

See you later. Also, but I mean, look, this is just to correct the one silly thing I said. This wasn't the most silly thing. It wasn't jurisdiction. It wasn't jurisdiction. It wasn't jurisdiction. What I'm referring to is when I said that wasn't the most silly thing. It wasn't jurisdiction. It wasn't jurisdiction. What I'm referring to is when I said that maybe the UN would get involved. I don't think the UN gets that involved with animal on human violence. There would have been a time at which that, do you think there was a time at which that

tipped over? Was there a time where more humans were eaten by animals than animals were eaten by humans? I'm sure. Right. No, because we would have eaten a lot of animals who can't who are herbivores, like little rabbits and stuff. But then, you know, we weren't always so populous. And there were more saber-toothed tigers. And regular tigers. And pigs. What do you think there was a time when we were dominated by pigs? We were just that bad.

We were so much further down the food chain. And that even some of the relaxed herbivores, not even really on the vores, but like the ones, just the bigger ones, we would just get eaten by them, sometimes. Yeah. Like lazy vegetarians, like I occasionally ate a human. Yeah, and there would have been a time when then during this time when some kind of or well guy would have come up and written a version of animal farm, but it would have been called human farm. And then the pigs were dominating them and then they would look to the pigs who kept them, you know, the pigs were keeping them. And then... So why is it a human farm?

Because it's humans that are being kept by pigs. Oh sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, yeah. And they would look at how their society works and you know how. Look at the pig society. Pig society yeah like that and then they would get down on all fours and be like like this and then look oh I'm like the people in power. The pigs. That's the well the pigs wouldn't say that the they're already on all fours. No the humans would say I'm like the pigs in power. Yeah, the pigs in power. Who are people at that point?

Alright, so they say people. Yeah, but we would be considered animals. Mmm. So it should really be called animal farm then. Oh, that's good. Really? Really, why is it called animal farm? Because all farms are animal farms.

It should just be called farm. Fucking all will come on mate. What about ant farms? Editing, answer animals. Answer animals. Answer animals. They're insects. Two shots.

I don't think they're gonna call it insect farming. Oh, that seems weird. You didn't know that. And they're not really like, they're not made of like flesh and blood, like everything else they're kind of closer to. They're kind of closer to sort of like an organic plastic. Yes, it's essentially a living wood. Oh, okay. I've listened enough to know where this is going.

We've hired Steph as an outside mediator to sort of see where the podcast is going. If it happens too early on in the podcast, just stop us getting derailed or unplug the whole machine if necessary. Where is the off switch actually? You have a gun with two bullets in your pocket. Yeah. Only two. And a side note, Phil, if you want to just kill yourself. That's one way of stopping it. It's not working fast enough. Oh yeah. Oh, a side note could be delicious. That's the thing. We don't know. They don't

want you to know. Imagine though. It's like chili, you know, like chili you can't really... You don't get to taste the flavor of chili enough before it starts to really hurt your mouth. Well I reckon the flavor of chili is exactly the same as capsicum. No! Oh no! No!

No! Oh, you idiot! It really isn't. Okay, well you just said that you haven't ever tasted it. No, I said it's possible to taste it. No, I didn just said that you haven't ever tasted it. No, I said it's possible to taste it. No, I didn't say that. That's the exact one you only get to taste.

Let's play back the tape. Let's play back the tape. You only get to taste it a little bit. You could have really threw me under the bus with that rewind. You could have said anything. You're right. Something that supported my argument. Or something that supported your argument.

I really support Andy's argument. Whatever the one is that he's up out to make. I love time travel. Yeah, it's like out of all the travels, right? And I feel like maybe some, all the travels. Let's list them all now, all the travels. Okay, this travel, space travel,

which is just regular travel. Regular travel, driving a car is space travel. It is. They don't want you to know that. Yeah. is just regular travel. Regular travel. Driving a car is space travel. It is. They don't want you to know that. Yeah. Okay. I'm traveling. That's the second one.

Yeah. Okay. But then where else? It feels like science fiction has stopped. You've been trying new types of travel. Yeah. Two types of travel is not a lot of types of travel. There can't be that many things where there's only two types of...

Yeah, it's an inventive medium, like you think that they would have come up with. There is yes and no, right? That's types of short answers. That's two. Right. What about... Oh, that's really... I don't really know what that is. That's a kind of a so-so one. Yeah, that's really, I don't really know what that is. That's a kind of a so-so one.

Yeah, that's a short version of, that's like an abbreviation of I don't know. Which is a long answer. Yes, it's an abbreviation of yes, absolutely. And no is an abbreviation of oh god, no! No! It's a really long note. Is no short for anything? To go back to the early days of swimming.

That's your long answer. Yeah. No. To go back to the early days of human existence with the animals, I think all words would have been screamed, right? There would have been no need to communicate unless there was an emergency and you were being it by a sabertooth tiger. That's all I'm saying. So all words would have been longer and scream. And so would have the women just been shouting

YAMS! YAMS! Felt some YAMS! Because then it's an emergency to come and get these yams. This is a sense of urgency. Live's emergency. Urgency. It's an emerging urgency. Yeah. Emergency. Churros. You're a serious shunner. Emerging C. Emerging Furncency. What were you saying?

Oh, there's a lot of things. Well life was so short. I imagine in those days that to get anything done in your short life, you would have had to shout and really make people, you know, you're shout about the Yams because you'll be dead in a week. Man, that'll be a great new t-shirt for two in the thing, to shout about the Yams because you'll be dead in a week And that it's beautiful Shout about the yes, shout about the yeah, that's what I was talking about exactly

I said I meant in in brackets in rap form Well, I think there is an element in which life back then, you know when you're shouting about the yams because you're gonna be dead in the week then, you know, when you're shouting about the Yams because you're gonna be dead in a week. Um, you never stop working because you never have plant-a-full food because it's not easily accessible because it's times before, you know, mass, harder culture, right? And so, when you find a stash of Yams, right?

Oh, it's a stash. A stash of Yams, right, it's a stash. A stash of yams. It is an emergency because it means you potentially could stop working for the day. And so it's a... That's like a die off. Surprise weekend. And you want that weekend to start a-s-a-possible. But there aren't really happy emergencies out there.

Hard attack? No. No, well, no. No. I mean, you're so happy. A hard attack gives you a new lease on life. But they say lease because I imagine it's only short. Because you probably have another hard attack.

The rental contract is not. Yeah. I am not getting my bond back on this lease on life. I tell you. I'm getting a mortgage on life. That would be great though. That's why we just borrow a bunch of money right before you die. I have a real good time mortgage on life. I don't really understand what a mortgage is. It's it's alone. It's just a loan. It's just a big loan. So Andy has a mortgage and his and our Patreon money hit helps. Shut up, Alice. That's the most I know about mortgages. It would be

hundreds of thousands of dollars. Do you want to know how much it is? Yeah, there's a new Patreon tier. If you write it, I'll keep you emailing every week and let you know where my mortgage is at. That's good. And the amount that you have to pay to get on this Patreon tier is $272,000. Let me tell you the first update is gonna be pretty positive. I don't want to give too much away. You got to at least give them at least one month just so that they can you pay it on the side. Yeah, you're right.

Just so you got more content. You're right. You're right. Oh, but we get really exciting for them when you remor get your house. I'll be doing that. But we get really excited for them when you remor get your house When you when you've wasted all that Got it all and I wasted it before the end of the month Because all the next time it came up if you think a person who wins the lottery sport like you know

It gets unhappy and you know two years time when they've spent it all on, I don't know, fancy, shiny shoes. They are so shiny though. I'm right here, I was thinking. Convertible shoes. You know, you only get convertible cars, but everything, most things that you have, their top can come down. Including.

It's true, it's true. Not hats, everything except hats. The top can come down off your hat. Legionnaires cap. That does not, that is not a situation. That doesn't work. What about the cap? You've grown, what about a regular cap

that you wear when you have Legionnaires disease? That's not, no. I just took my cap off. Even a baseball cap, imagine that. Rim stays there with a sort of a belt around the side, all the way to the back. You know, just a standard belt. I have to stay there, right?

I understand. But then the whole cap rolls up like that. Rolls up like that all the way up. It's like a sodium can. Like a sodium can all the way and tucks into the belt. Literally a legionnaire's cap in reverse. Examine. Legionnaire's cap has a top as well. I thought you meant a Legionnaires cap in reverse. That's what a Legionnaires cap has atop as well.

I thought you meant a count and slash poker cap. What about a Legionnaires' visor? Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's sort of what he's just saying. Yeah. No, well, what's a Legionnaires cap? It's just a cap with a flap. Flap down the line. But a flap can roll up and Velcro to the top.

Of course. Just ball one. I've never had one that can roll up and Velcro to the top. Is that a new innovation? So they just come up with that? I think they came up with can roll up and Velcro to the top. Is that a new innovation? So I just come up with that. I think I came up with that when they came up with the cap. They didn't have Velcro then, so that's wrong. Do they? Do they have one that has a little curtain in the front?

Like a hospitable curtain? For shame that you're wearing a legion is getting you. Yeah. Just pull it shut it down. But then if you want to look through, you can go to the tilt, you're on it. It's like that just just... And look through the gap to see if there's an audience. Yeah.

How's my crowd doing? Anyone in tonight? Anyone in tonight? Oh, it's like that amazing feeling of waiting to go on stage at all times. That's great. A hat, little velvet curtains that hang down in front of your face and then every interaction is a performance. And the whole world is a stage.

Oh, the whole world is a stage! That's the advertising. Yes, all the worlds are stage. All the worlds are stage. With, we could do your one. The whole planet is a performance space. Yeah. Everywhere I go, there's a chance

to put on a little show. All available areas are where shows happen. Yeah, good. You used to work show again, man. Oh. Well, okay, good. You used to watch show again, man. Oh. Well, okay, like, um... All areas, areas available to all... Ah!

Ah! Spots! Yes! Where? Skits! Okay! Oh, you did it! You did it, you did it. Mmm, okay wait, a white, I've stopped.

We've said some things along the way. Did anybody recognize anything as a sketch idea? I've written out ethical fur, I think that's a classic one. Yes, it's the solution to regular fur, but you just get eaten. Yeah, mm, mm, mm. I think there was a bunch of stuff that was, it's the solution to regular fur, but you just get you get eaten. Yeah, I think there was a bunch of stuff that was it was all good. I don't remember, but I don't

remember any of it. The reverse legionnaires cap with the curtain is yeah, is spot on. Um, do you reckon Redbubble make one of them? They will. They this is the thing. Redbubble, they will only do they only have a range of existing shapes. And all they're doing is the thing, red bubble, they will only do, they have a range of existing shapes, and all they're doing is the coating, covering on the shape. But I reckon two legiones, caps, could be genetically fused. If you bought two, you cut them in half down the middle. Well, right.

Because you know how you wear if you wear two caps, one forward and one backwards, it looks like a Sherlock home Time right. This is what I'm talking about. Yeah, and this is I think it is a great idea. Similar. You just need to cut the cap Difficult Through You cut them in half down the middle right and you sew them together and then you've got the legion is flat Tanging down the front and the back, but then you'd need to slice the front flap in half

So you've got the two curtains and you've got an extra flap down the front and the back, but then you'd need to slice the front flap in half. So you've got the two curtains, and you've got an extra flap, like cap, so you don't get sunburned while you do. You also cap at the back. No, you cut that off. No, well, the Legionnaires part, the curtain, that's to stop your neck getting burnt, right? But that extra cap,

that's to stop your Legionnaires curtain getting burnt. All right, who watches the watches? What's the two mode authentication? Was the safety thing that you have on your phone? Two mode authentication. Authentication. Authentication. I'll say it again.

Authentely. Ekkation. I wrote this down on my hand. I wrote down yellow gram, right? And it is, it is a new form of communication or possibly an old form of communication where people shout things from one person to the next. So before, I guess they had the telegram or whatever it was, right?

You would just have like people stationed in little huts sort of every 200 meters. What's the furthest you think you could shout? 130 meters. Every 30 meters is a guy living a little hut, right? And then you want to send a message to Alice Springs, right? The guy, you go to a guy at a hut, and then he shouts it, and the guy in the next hut, he's listening, and then he shouts it to it. Shout it a woman. Yeah, and he let's shout it a woman.

Couldn't it be, maybe the hut could be a woman. It's a big, she-hut. It's a she-hut, it's an ethical hut, so you're inside a woman. Inside a she-hot. It's an ethical hot. So you're inside a woman. Inside a traitor. Alright. You're like the woman's eating you and then you're shouting through her belly. And still giving all the lines to men.

They made a shout out the mouth of a woman. So I said, the woman, the words are still coming out of all the mouth of a woman. That's all you said you wanted. What's for the bad words to come out of the mouth of a woman. So I said, the woman, the woman is still coming out of the mouth of a woman. That's all you said you wanted. What's for the bad words to come out of the woman? You did say they could be shattered by a man because it's so hurt. So what do you want? What do you want from me? Okay? We can run on the scoop that they hurled on. Right? This is not a man's fault. A man. We're wearing her.

We're sharing through a metaphor. So you can still woman's face on camera. And they're yelling to each other. Yes, so it's from past that fucking test. You know? And they won't say anything about men. But the bull. They're talking about bull doc tests or whatever.

Yeah, they're talking about whiskers and cats and their woman skin they're wearing Okay The ground can also be women And the sound the sound could be played by women. You never let the perfect bit of the enemy of the good. And this is a great way to get more women faces on television. Or whatever this is. Under the feet of the men. I think I love it.

It's like a utopia. I think you're right. How about this? Women are also inside women? Okay, at least we still get to retain the essential something inside something else that was there with the man inside the house. The turd, the turd, the pattern structure. Yes, yes. I'm happy to obey in an all the rest of it. As long as the thing is in another thing.

What about instead of yelling, they actually just throw women to each other. The women, they tell the woman the message and then she's launched in a catapult. And then caught by another catapult. Could the catapult be a woman? The catapult. Could it be just a bunch of women throwing the woman? All right, tell me about your idea, Andy. You good idea. You could clever man idea.

We write a message on a woman. Red bubble. We've got to print it on. Yeah, you've got to. Tell me about the... No, that's a little more. Instagram. It's just a little... Yellow gram. Yellow gram. Tonight.

Yeah, it's just a little bit. You write the message on it, yeah. And then you put the yeah, you know, wheelbarrow, and somebody pushes it to another place, which is as far away as you can get for the yeahms start to wither, and then quickly you transcribe it all onto another yeahm, a fresh yeahm,

and then you wheel it on again. You know what though, that would be a great thing. If you were a philosopher and you were trying to send somebody who, let's say, wasn't human, maybe a robot. You're corresponding with a robot. Wow. And you were trying to communicate with the robot what it's like to feel full.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Right? Mm-hmm. robot what it's like to feel full. Right. I'm so excited to learn how this is like by yams, it will by our side. Yeah, I was there. Well, I don't think I've ever anticipated and anticipated and anticipated.

And it counts. Pardon me. Something more. And then you write the letter. Instead of writing it on paper, you just write it on a YAM. Yep. And then you send it to it and it just basically says,

hey, eat this YAM. And then you have that thing we discussed. Robot. Who is a woman? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And eat it and then you will, I mean, that's the assuming that the robot has been, so somebody's built a robot that has a human stomach.

Has a stomach. Yeah, has a human stomach. Yes, that's all we agree on. And can feel human emotions. But as never filled up, it's got... Everyone when they're building robots, androids, etc. wants to make them look like a human on the outside. So they always put the human part, the skin, the fleshy exterior on the

outside. Why can't we build a robot that just has a human stomach? It's a human on the inside. Outside looks exactly like a robot. Exactly like a robot. Exactly like a robot. Exactly like a robot. LAUGHTER Not even a bit off? No! No! No! You'll look at that, you'll look at it and you'll be like, oh my god! LAUGHTER It's exactly a robot.

That's a Play-Toe's idea of a robot! That is the form from which all robots are derived! LAUGHTER Yeah. I think there's something all robots are derived. Yeah. I think there's something in that. Yeah? Yeah. It's a human stomach.

The jab. No, no, no. Oh, let me be clear. There is nothing in the yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Instead of writing a letter that describes, it's like you're instead of writing a poem. All right, you know, you write poems to express a feeling.

Yes. OK, you go. This is what it's like to feel full, right? Down my throat, that food goes down. But before it turns to brown, in my gut, there is a sensation. Oh, he's in out with Sensen. It's a bursting, bursting, filled up Sensen. Oh, you fell into the poetry hole.

Po-ho. You know, so instead of writing that poem, even though, you know, you really clearly nailed it in in about 30 seconds. Well, I'll let you know, if whatever you're about to suggest is going to avoid that poem. Yeah, we're on the lead. We're on the lead. So instead of that, you just sort of instead of releasing a poetry book that just has that in it, you release a yeah, and you say my poem about feeling full. Please bake this. don't eat raw it's no good you'll quit you won't get the you won't get the

fill full we had candy dams candy dams yeah candy dams candy dams no I haven't did you just cook yam is it just sweet potato I've never made it but it's like in America, you know, that part of the world, they have candy d'annes, and it's like sweet potato with marshmallow and like a maple glaze. It's like a very, very sweet.

It's, America is like a country where they got all the food, but they didn't know what was supposed to be sweet or not. Or sweet potato. So they make the fucking pie. Pumpkin pie. Yeah. And that's sweet. Pumpkin's not supposed to be sweet.

Well this week, they didn't know that. What about pumpkin? They didn't know that. They never had pumpkin. That's really sweet. Yeah, sure. But it's not supposed to be more sweet. But the only reason why we consider it savory is because you have it with potatoes.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I do. Did they put potatoes in the pumpkin with potatoes. You know what I mean? Yeah. I do. Did they put potatoes in the pot? You're just proving my point. Yeah. Anyway. But I'm saying that outside of that context, you could maybe think that...

Saber Toothtie. You ever had this? Saber Toothtie. Okay. Before we knew each other about yellow gram. Yeah. I had another idea. It's a it's a

It's a gram. It's a whisper gram. No, no, no, no, this is the this is like the secret version of the yellow gram But all the booths are much closer together so they can whisper it to the person that way no one will intercept it They won't hear what it is. That's better But isn't there's also more points where they couldn't talk about sure. There are risks. Yeah There's a very obvious line of people in hearts Yeah, really close together to the blocking a lot of roads They're not people in hearts. They're women inside other women. I know Andy But they can still be called people in hearts. Okay, great because

Women are people in hearts, too. Yeah, stop heart in Huts. Okay, great. Because women are people in Huts too. Stop hutshaming us. For fuck's sake! Yes, Rochi. Now, instead of your yelling thing or whispering thing, which I think is really good. It's a really good end. You're going to write on the book and down?

Yeah, I could write yellow gram. Thank you. I mean, I think that's just a... Step made of face. Please a... Step made of face. Make it, please note that step made of face. Look, yellow gram, and it's just, I mean, it's kind of like all ways of communicating how people used to communicate.

Yeah. So is this a historical document? It would have been an absolute breakthrough in technology. Like when they put the telegram up the center of Australia, it's like that. They had a line of huts that went all the way around Europe. Well, right? This is where the yellow the yellow pages started.

Yeah, the yellow pages. Yeah. So you had to know who to yellow to. Who to yellow to. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody was both a caller and an operator at the time. Yeah.

We really put a lot of operators out of this sort of business. This is a shout. It's like an Uber system almost, like a gig economy type system. Mm. Well, where everybody is too. Well, anyone, that'd be great. Do you know how far do you reckon you could get a message? Like in some, you know, in the city,

if we all sort of work together and agreed that we would help, that if you wanted to get a message to someone on the other side of the city, you just shout it. And then anyone who hears it, goes like, yeah, I'll shout that, and then they shout it a bit further on,

and then hopefully someone else hears it, and they keep shouting, and we get the word out. It's really good. In your shout, there would have to be the information on where and who the person is, like you would in the telephone signal. Yeah, everyone has a number. And you'd also have to say that you are taking responsibility for passing it on. Yeah. So because there's so many people could hear it in

one radius, like. One town, one town has found a way around mobile phones. Too much screen time. Yeah. Move to. Yeah, move to... Goll away. Is that a real place? I don't know. I was trying to think of a place that wasn't a real place and I couldn't think of I was trying to think of a place that wasn't a real place, and I couldn't think of one. Yeah, go all the way. Which sounds like a place in Scotland, which is a perfect place. There's something like this there. For something backwards to occur. Hmm. Hello to all our Scottish listeners.

And so then they just do that. They, they. It's Rory. Rory M. Spence might be Scottish. From the dog hair network. From the dog hair network. No, Rory. Yes. He'd be very good at the, hair network. From the dog hair network. No, Rory.

Yes. He'd be very good at the, what's it called? Yellow. Yellow gram. Yeah. Tone. Savertooth Tigers. No, my idea about Savertooth Tigers, right?

Is that, that's an animal that essentially has knives for teeth. Yes. What about one that has spoons? That's a platypus isn't it? Spoons for teeth. Is that well Latin? I think that's what it is. Spoon for teeth.

Yeah, the platypus has spoons for teeth. Yeah, okay. It has a bunch of things that can hold soup. There is literally a spoon bill bird isn't it? Yeah, there's a spoon right there. There's nothing with a fork though. No, no, but look, the spoon bill, none of its teeth are spoons. That's just its bill.

That's true. So they're still a gap. Yeah, but they're knives. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, I'm embarrassed.

Oh, Paul and yours. You'll do. Anyway, you were going to say something before I made you write down yellow gram. Sorry Anyway, you were gonna say something before I made you write down yellow gram. Yeah, but it's no It's a town that exists without phones and they have no you were gonna say something everybody is a phone weren't you gonna say something else? Yep, you were gonna So it's a new language to new language, and if this is another town that does this another town This is not Galway great idea for a town Um, it's a town where they have their own language which is called yellow gram, right? But what they the way that they talk and it's

an older civilization, they were separated from the rest of the world for a long time. And they they use the word yellow like this. And they use it a different volume Like that and each volume represents a different letter. So it's like a tonal language, but instead of tone It's volume. Yeah, that's good. So like yellow. That's a Yellow that's B Yellow That's so Christ And just that to be just what's W? I have a shorter album than the latest ABC. Yeah, it's ABC. So they can say back, they can

say cab. Now the problem is the further you get away, words change meaning. Right? Words have a different meaning than the further you are away. So back could mean front? Oh no. No, just because the volume will be lower. The volume will be lower. You won't be as loud. Oh yeah, but then you could have a series of things that you put like between your mouth and the other person to regulate volume,

like big screens and so on. That's really good. So the volume is always the same everywhere, like the speed of life. Yes. Yes. Yes. My answer is yes.

That's what yes is shortfall. And my answer is yes. It's quite weird. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna get these my answer is yes. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams.

The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Yams. The Y Life's short, shout about the yams. You'll be dead in a week.

You'll be dead in a week, shout about the yams. Shout about the yams, you'll be dead in a week. Shout about the yams, you'll be dead in a week. It's a great message, like there's a lot actually in that. Right? It's a bit of a yolo. Yeah, and it's also, it's quite a good food to promote. They're at low GI.

So it's better in terms of, I think you don't put in as much weight, which I, you know, a lot of bad things. You might live a bit longer than a week if you, if you go to Yams. Exactly. Yam based on. Do you want me to write that down? Um, this is like, you know, I think, I mean, yellow gram, when you were telling me to write it down, there wasn't a lot there. It was just that's hard. Because you know what you would listen. You kept interrupting me and accusing me of sexism. I wonder what you mean. None of the women were hot.

Yeah, it's weird. It's weird that you would get accused of sexism, Andy, when all of the people who appear on your show and your ideas are men. And I've had this discussion with Steph before. And I've even, through a conscious effort have failed It's difficult but it's not impossible. Even my comedy partner is a man that is a new example of how sexist I am and you Yeah, even me

Again, I don't think I think when we start making jokes about I think we make it worse. Oh man is one of the most sexist things to be Andy that was the worst one. That was the worst one, so far. That's the worst one, so far. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, now what could we do with Harry's? Man are traditionally hard to shop for. Yeah.

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That's right, you definitely, you can't oppress anybody while you're shaving, right? That's right. You'll cut yourself. I mean, not with these five-bladed razors. press anybody while you're shaving, right? That's right. You're cutting it, right? I mean, not with these five-blade razors. Harry's makes long-lasting quality razors at an affordable price. I liked that about them.

I got a Harry's account for Chasing Tank. It $5 off a gift pack for somebody, right? Do you want to know about that gift pack contains? Faming gel. German engineer, five blade razor, a handle with an option to engrave. I'm glad I include the handle. Waited, you're gonna make hand?

Yeah, you don't just have to hold the blade. Yeah, that's real generous of a blade. Handful of blades. I have done that once. I have like bought it. I had a pack of razor blades that weren't compatible with my handle, but I just needed the new razor. So I just hold on to the blade.

Your whole arm was the handle. My arm was the handle, and you know what, for the first time in my life, I felt I was in control of my life. Mm, you didn't need that handle to get come between you and your own face. And now that I have a young boy in my life, this is my son.

Just a clar. He often needs something to hold on to and often it's my arm and that that work I put in in the early years of having my work in my arm as a handle. It's really paying off right now because I'm not scared now when somebody else uses it as a hand. And you also get the little, you know, you love this, I'll say the little travel case for your blades, so they don't cut anything in your bag. Can you use that for space and time travel? I reckon there's even a third type of travel. Or there's a third type of case, a time travel case for your razor. Which when you go back in time stops you accidentally shaving anyone from history and therefore

changing the course of events. I would shave Hitler's mustache. Oh my god, that's really rare. You'd go back and shave his mustache. Weirdly I'd shave his chest. Just for funsies. Yeah, just to see. I Just to see. I think it'd just be nice to see what he would look like. Save like a smiley face in. They'll be nice or give him that kind of like that Austin power's heart. This has been discussed but everyone ever and

talks about going back in time to kill Hitler but I'm sure people at the time are trying to kill Hitler. It's not like he was a really easy guy... I think it wasn't all of the Western world sort of trying to kill Hitler. I think if it was doable, it would have been done. But not when he was a kid. All the Western world wasn't trying to kill baby Hitler, you're honest. Yeah. Because if they were, that would be a great reason to start a world war. Do you think that we'll be able to have...

Eventually, that'll just be part of the Heal Prick test. They'll just, you know, because at the moment they do like jaundice and you know very significant. When a baby is born. When a baby is born I'll do a little heel prick test and see if he's hitler. Mm-hmm. And then if he is the entire western world boy killing. I'm sorry. How? Did you have to do that? The truth is more about Harry. Get your shopping done early, free shipping in December 12th. So, act now, go to Harry.com for a slice. Think tank, get $5 off a shave set while supplies last.

I think they even give you free shipping. Pretty sure it says that in there. Yeah. Isn't that great? I love free shipping and handling. I mean, if I could get, I would forego the shipping, if I could just get handled for free. So, I think it's starting to think it doesn't say anything about free shipping here. All right.

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Just. It's such a good deal and it supports the podcast. Yeah, it's really nice of them to support the podcast. It's really nice to see them and it would be really nice of you. Harry's.com, so I think take the end of it. Now, what other kinds of things could you travel through? Now I know, okay, my first thought was neck, but that still is regular space travel,

right? Memory, memory. Oh, yeah. You know, do you think we kind of we travel through our memories when we look in our mind? Yeah, I guess as much as anything could be considered to be traveling through memory, you're probably right. But to get to a memory, you don't have to scroll back through all your memories, you know?

It's true. Which is great. It's great, because it's like we've got a digital system for memories, rather than an analog one. Like it was all on kept on tape. You'd have to rewind through everything. I think mine's like, you know, those dry cleaning racks

where they press a button that comes around, it comes like that. It's not. I think mine's like, you know, those dry cleaning racks where they press a button, it just comes around and it comes like that. It's not linear, but it's like. Yeah, and some are just hidden. They just can't even access for a long time until that machine's been running for a bit. So that's kind of what it feels you go, I know it's a guy with sideburns.

And he's a woman. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I'm just trying out. sideburns and he's a woman. I'm just trying out. I am trying. I appreciate it. Yeah. I think what is missing from a lot of female fashion is the female mutton chops.

Mutton chops. You know, like just big thick hairy mutton chops. Mutton chops. You know? Like just big thick hairy mutton chops that come down your cheeks like that, you know, it's more than a sideburn. Yeah and they're they're they are, they don't feel like for it because a beard and a mustache, they are traditionally a masculine thing, but I don't see any reason why the sideburns have to be any particular gender or things. There's no reason why any of it should be anything. Sure, that's right. That's right. Tell me more about my job. What I'm sorry to say. I just think it's a look that is evaded,

that has evaded a lot of the catwalk. These, you know, you know, obviously catwalk used to be actually done with humans. Obviously now it's done with real cats, just giant cats. Who's love mutton chops by the way? Absolutely. And that's why it's called a catwalk. Thank you. I mean, the thing is, when you see that catwalk and on that walk, you actually don't know

who's wearing it unless they announce it over the thing. Naomi Campbell. Listen to it or a lamb, you know, it could be a lamb or a mutton and older, you know, but a lot of the time when these sheep get quite older, they get pushed out of the industry. A mutton chop.

Yeah, well, it could be the mutton the mutton chop. It's inside the cat. Yeah. That's what we're in the same. It's wearing the spotted outfit. Yeah. The cheek in general is like pretty underutilized for a lot of stuff. It's real dead real estate right there. It's highly visible. Yeah. and we don't do anything with it. We just leave it blank. You know? Yeah, you think you could use it for some kind of communication or like, I don't know. Yeah, so advertising. Why haven't they covered? Are you working way too hard for way too little? There's never been a better time to consider a career in IT. You could enjoy a recession-resistant career in a rewarding field, with plenty of growth

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Yeah that dog cone that you never see that in fashion or humans. No, it's like a wrap. Like the cheweders had ruffs. It's a bit like that. Oh yeah. Was that what that was for to stop them getting at their stitches? It's a make your head look like an ice cream. Oh, that's really nice. Yeah. Or like a little cupcake.

Little cupcake. Very rosé. It'd be awful to eat spaghetti with the noodles flicking down there and you get stuff like red all over your rough all in that gap there It's like that that looks like it that would be a one, you know, you wouldn't wash that it was time when a lot of people were getting their heads cut off As well. I wouldn't wear something that draws so much attention to my neck Maybe it was meant to be distracting. Oh, right All right, it makes your neck look really thick. And then we like, oh, that'll take ages.

Let me know about that. Andy, are you victim blaming those people who got the headache? For what they were wearing, which is what got them to it. Yes, but going out there in the... If she didn't want to get a head chug off, then she shouldn't have been wearing such a big rough. That's all I'm saying. I mean, all I wanted to do it was slice through that.

Like a piece of very covered meat. It does look a bit like those things you put on the end of a turkey's feet when you, you know, you raise a turkey and then you make those heads. That's a set, so it's going to seem like a look to it. Why don't I put little shifts heads on the turkey's legs? Is that what they are? Chefs hat? I don't know. What else do they look like in life, other than a shift hat?

Maybe like a cheerleaders pom-poms? I don't look like a cheerleaders. Like white ones, like the kind you would do it at a... Like at a christening or something like that or at a wedding. Like wedding pom-poms or christening pom-poms. I guess? I guess? like wedding pom-poms or christening pom-poms. I guess, I guess. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The exposed, gristly stump of bone is probably the most confronting thing, the most... And the hair, to make it that rough as well.

Yeah, they get that off, and you don't even see the hole really with it. Because of the rough. Because the rough is wearing. And I like to see goose in a rough. Just a nice image. Yeah, yeah. I think any long necked bird with a big thick... This would be like that image online of like,

if a dog wore pants, how would it wear them on the back half or like on the bottom of all of its legs. If a goose wore a rough, where would it wear it? At the bottom of its neck or at the top? Or would it be a really long rough that goes all the way along? What a great question. Good meme.

Do you write down that meme, maybe? Yeah, goose rough. Can't meme idea. Goose rough meme idea. Like the dog thing. What were you saying before that day? But deliberately bad. I was saying that the gristly disgusting leg. I gotta tell you,

meat eaters are very fine with both bones and that nobile bit at the end of a chicken wing. Like I know at the end of a drumstick. Being grave tando. Being white in the dark stick. In grave tando. I. German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick. I mean, you could make a beautiful bone razor out of a single chicken carcass. That sentence, by the way, brought you a beautiful rhythm. Thank you. German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick. German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick. German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick. German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick. German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick German engineered weighted handle of the drumstick drumstick

Just beautiful kicked in the head by a shetlin pony look look up just YouTube kicked in the head by a shetlin pony It'll probably be the only thing that will come up and You'll appear some of the people from this podcast will appear in that sketch. In a sketch. And it is a sketch. And don't ride into us saying it isn't. Yeah.

Although if you do want to write in saying something like that, isn't there no? Do you check it? Do you think you set up an email for it? Oh yeah, I set up an email. Yeah. Two in the think tank at gmail.com. I can't remember. I can't remember what it is. Sorry, Alistair. I'll have to check. Do you check it all the time? Yeah, I'll put a link down the bottom of the thing. I'll put

a link down the bottom of the thing and this is a new thing we're going to do. People can email us ideas for band names for George and we'll read them out on the show. That's good. So email in, I'll put a link down the bottom and if you want to send us a band name for George, I'll read it out. But George does listen to this. Well suggested George, it'll go right at the end of the show. So George will hear that bit when he's editing the show and it'll really annoy him.

But he'll love it. We're doing it because we love him. Yeah, it's a really nice thing to do. And he's gotta end this goddamn. He's got to get a name for the band. So we can listen to the music. He's so good. He's so good at making you sound good.

He deserves to have a good band name. Good band name. I didn't know how good he makes himself sing. Yeah, exactly. With his band. I thought I won before Sunrat. Sunrat. I like that.

Yeah, Sunrat. It's short. That's nice. You haven't heard much of it. It's like Moonrat, but that was already taken. What's Moonrat? I like that. Yeah, Sunrat. It's short. That's nice. You haven't heard much of it. It's like moonrat, but that was already taken. What's moonrat? I don't know.

I think it's a type of animal. Kidrat. Kidrat? That feels like that's taken. Kidrat would definitely be taken. I mean, no one's letting Kidrat stay out there. Stay out there just in the little ungraved. Just loose.

Just roaming. Running along the side. I don't think so. Kid rat. That would have been one of the first ones taken. I reckon buddy Holly and the cricket kid rat. Somebody went went all right now you can name bands they went kid rat. Somebody went now you can name bands. Well, that's a way to have that. I imagine that's how that happens with everything. At some point, somebody says you can do things and then people start doing them. That's how things get started.

I reckon it wouldn't have been that long after both music was invented, right? And naming things. And then they went, oh my god, this is the perfect time for these two things to come together. But then it would have also been people, how long do you think it took before somebody who was doing solo music work to be allowed to kind of call themselves something different? Because I think that's more recent. That's pretty recent, doesn't it?

Like a foster the people. Is that a guy? That's more recent. That's pretty recent doesn't it? Yeah. Like a foster the people. Is that a guy? That's a guy, that's one guy. Foster, he's even got the word people in there. That's oddacious, very confusing. What's he played by? What's he played by? Mm-hmm.

I mean I know he plays probably an instrument, but is he played by a man or a woman? Oh. He's played by a man or a woman? He's played by a man. Because all the A-L-L-A-W-E is a performance arena. I was hoping surprise would make it less petty. All right, look, we've ground the sketch idea coming up part to a halt and we need to get that engine going again. Yeah well let's take that halt. Okay. We were trying to do transportation.

Now we went through the mind one and you said travel. Travel. Yes you're right. You said memories but then you said it's not really travel. We got to find one that's actually travel. What about smell? Oh. I thought I had an idea. I don't know. Smell it, it's just sick. Smell port. I think the idea of traveling inside yourself, right, is interesting, right? If you could somehow be inverted so that your, your head and face

collapse in on themselves and start to push into your own body and then down your neck and into your stomach and you can look around. It's a form of travel. I guess so. I mean, it feels like it's a completely different idea where all it is is that you can just push your head into your own body in between your show. You think your chin and the back of your head would even fit in between your shoulder blades or whatever, like got it. That's where it comes from. Sure. It's like, or yeah, or it's sort of like the with that like the the pelvis You know, it's built to accommodate that coming in and out

Generally how as soon as you start describing it, I was like that that makes my sense on picture that or is that area where you're calling Bonan all that is is it only capable of Fitting a baby's head right So you could do it, but we've discovered that you can do it, but only if you change your head back to a baby's head. And then you can pull it inside yourself. I imagine like if you took all the air out of the lungs and you emptied your stomach, there'd be enough room in the chest cavity to put a head in there. Okay, first thing you do, throw a finger down the throat, make yourself vomit. Right.

You don't eat for 24 hours before you do this, are you? Okay, great, probably don't eat. Fasting. It just depends whether you're... If you're gonna put your head inside your torso, be responsible, donate beforehand. I'm just, I guess I was just picturing somebody's like,

they hadn't planned to do this, they were like, I'm at a party and I can put my head between my collarbone. But you're absolutely right. This is how it's actually going to start It's going to take people who are brave and who are methodical and careful and I apologize There have been many moments in my life where I have felt like I have wanted my head to go to sink between my shoulder Like it's natural It's a natural instinct. how good would that be? Because you can sort of stretch your neck up and down

and your shoulders go up and down. And it feels like you can sort of, you can get close, you can get to the front door, but you can't go inside. I think through enough surgery, you could probably just shave off enough outer balls. Yes, shaving off. Now we're getting into the tank area. Outer bone, right, surgically,

to kind of just make your head thin enough. So mostly, like mostly chin, that doesn't need to be there. That's kind of, you know, that's not functional anyway, right, chin. The chin feels like it's only there to stop you doing this. Really? Yeah.

It's like a shock. Yeah. Quite a hard shock. I think neck. To stop your neck. Your head gets. Your head gets. Yeah, it's like a shock. Yeah, quite a hard shock. I think neck. Just stop your neck. Your head gets. Your head gets. Your head gets. Your head gets.

Yeah, perfect. And then you've got like a nice tapered sort of thing. It'll be a nice thing like that. There'll be more space in there. I think it'll be harder for someone to choke you maybe. I'm not sure about that one. Okay. Wait, will if your head's inside your body.

And then you can take a lot of skull off the back. Just take some of that thickness off. that okay and then awkward situation happens right or even like there's somebody I don't want to see today yeah vomit exhale exhale with that head straight in oh i am doing like that and it does a funny thing with your voice it kind of sticks in the voice box a little bit

like that but you can also nobody's gonna recognize you not gonna tell from you you could just have your eyes peeking out over the top maybe well you could you could look straight out and then bend over pretend you're doing up your shoelace and be staring straight up your neck hole like that and just check it out or you pull pull your head right down, you've got a rough there. Now you just you just look like a you just look like one of those high tables that you might put a

vase on. But it's better if you carry a vase. It's absolutely. Backpacked vase at all times. I love that this is your pop of ours on top Perfect It's the most conspicuous way to become inconspicuous Spicuous if you did that in a party it would not be the like the embarrassing thing It wouldn't have looked would not be the thing that people remember sure But they wouldn't be talking about the embarrassing Certainly not be that me who's that headless Gentleman or woman? But I'm like this.

I was like that, like that. But you could still avoid the awkward situation with the person you didn't want to see. But then the, I would say there's a danger with doing this. A danger? Goal. Is it be taken by surprise? Is it a saber forked tooth target? A day each hour. Goal. If you've been taken by surprise.

What is Saber fork tooth targets? With a spoon bill, with knife teeth. Nice teeth, sorry. Sorry. Sometimes speak with a list. The one, I guess the one risk I just see is that when your head is in that concave area is that you, if it starts to rain, you could drown. Or if somebody just poured, you know, even knocked over your...

No, Dr. Levoz! No! Or, you know, or poured a drink into you or something like that. Try to put a cigarette out in your things like that. Be good. A lot of cigarette burns or something like that. Try to put a cigarette out in your things like that. Be good, a lot of cigarette burns and things like that. But you could try to drink your way out. I think if that happens, you just pop your head out.

Yeah, that's true. And I guess you can only be there so long if you're just exhaled. Yeah. And vomited. You'll start. And vomited. Yeah, you're gonna be running lowited. You'll start. And vomited. Yeah, this is, yeah, you're going to be run low on food pretty quick. And also sometimes in your vomit it can make you,

neck feel like it's going to be. What are you looking at? You're looking at, you're stretched out inverted neck skin, I imagine. Watch it, if you're down there, aren't you? Yeah. But it'll also be dark, so it won't feel a lot worse. Well, you could hold a little torch in your mouth. You're a little torching mouth. Or a a little straw maybe. A little straw with light. With light. A light straw. A light straw. What a great idea. A light straw. Travel through light straw. It's a podcast where we come with five nicknacks.

Five. Five nicknack ideas. Things that you could buy people at Christmas that obviously that aren't men because those are guys are too hard to buy for. You don't buy men, people men at Christmas, you're wrong. We got enough of them. We got enough of them around something like 50 to 51% of the population. Mm-hmm. All 49? I think it's 49. I'm pretty sure we've got a majority health. Really? Yeah, I think so. You just know that this road. You just think, oh that doesn't help, Ash. Oh no. But you'd think that with China, they have a huge woman shortage, right?

I don't know. How do you only huge women over there? God. Andy, do the next thing. That's better. Thank you. That's better. Ken Brott is undergoing a huge mandra. That clothing store, like Big Man, Big Enthol, has gone out of business.

Huge mandra. I cannot wait for the huge mandra. Paul has gone out of business. Huge man draft. I cannot wait for the huge man draft. Huge man draft. I felt like there was something else, or just saying there. Just before we said that, 51%, what were you saying about? 50%. But you were saying, why did you bring that up?

Because men and women are different numbers. And I think that we should fix all the problems in between. That's like something we would say. In genuinely as things that we believe in. I know. I know. I know. You're both coming up very badly and I'm enjoying it so much. No.

No, no. No, no. This is not normal. No, no, no. I know. I know. She's making you feel better. She's making you feel better.

No. She's. No. Okay. No, you're not terrible sexes. No, no. We'll let Twitter design. Yeah, Twitter just texted. What is it? To Intake? Our listenership, who are roughly 85 to 90% men.

Yeah, all of your suggestions, all of these things are from men, don't they? Except for Tabitha post. Love Tabitha post. And Laura? But she was like Ryan and Laura. And there's a chance she was dragged to the podcast by Ryan possibly. But that doesn't, that's not a reflection of... Okay, so did you... I'm what I say, it's not women's fault that they don't

listen to the podcast oh I don't think anybody was giving that that was but hey stepbrotchy listen to the podcast and Laura it's the only podcast she listens to the song Peter what are we doing this This is getting worse. This is delightful. I want to find another way to transport, not through smell. Oh wait, look, we went into the body. Wait, one, two, three, four, five. Oh, we got a five-scat. Wow.

We did it. It's never happened before. Why don't we transport our way to our three words suggests? Oh, I'll just stare. Three words from a listener. This is one of our Patreon supporters has sent in three words for three dollars a month and it just gives you the Kings ear

and you get to a whisper in and say words that you want. Don't put a scorpion in there because I think that might have happened once in history. But words, sweet words. Into an actual Kings ear. Yeah, I think a scorpion when you were king's ear. When somebody was whispering in there? No, that was a separate thing.

Maybe the scorpion was whispering, I'm not sure. Let me out of your ear. Let me out. Unless the scorpion was in somebody's mouth. Who was whispering? I find scorpions so scary. Yeah, do you think you're scary than spiders? Yes.

What about big spiders? Remember when you came to my house, which has an idea that there was one in your bedroom? And Andrew here, he invited me to his wedding. Yeah. Were you there? No. No, I'm sorry. I just couldn't remember. I'm sorry.

And we went to the spare room. And it's nice room. We had a baby. He had a baby. There was one on the pillow. Wait until we leave the room and every room. We had a baby and then on the ground there was a scorpion. I saw a scorpion in your house as well. There you go, I think one fell out of my shorts, one cut.

Tasmania is beautiful. Oh my god, it's so beautiful. If you keep your eyes out, so you're above the scorpion level. And below the horizon is quite nice. Below the magpie, killer magpie level. Yeah. Yeah. Gorgeous.

Our three words today. It's about three inches there by the horizon that's absolutely stuck. And I'm trying to kill you. Where there's no scorpions. Mm. I don't know. The horizon is covered in the scorpion. No, no, no.

But from a distance. Beautiful. The sun, the setting sun really bounces well off of the scorpion tail. Glinting off their backs. I reckon that just that part of the scorpion point, you know, like, on the end of the tail, that part just up there, the part that kind of looks a bit

like an arrow foil. It looks like they were designed to stab themselves in the back, doesn't it? Or the back of the head, yeah. Back of the head? Yeah, must be very motivating. If you could, if you were typing and you had an itchy nose, though. Oh, you could just stab yourself in the back of the head and die.

Yeah, put yourself out of your big, big, big, big job. It's a shit job and you've got an itchy nose. Just kill yourself with a big spike. Hey, at least that person was employed. Thank you. And it's not sludging on the welfare state. I am right here, guys. That was an attack on Stan.

All right. Today's words come from Leon horseman Leon Leon we did I feel like I'm probably saying it wrong but it could be horseman Leon horseman yeah they go or Lee and horse on I really like that name. Leon Horson? All of them. Great. All right, Leon's words, Andy and Stephanie. Are you guys ready? Yes. God, yes. Somewhat unrelated accidents. Yeah, right.

Now I've got to say upfront, when you say someone unrelated, suggests that they're related. Yeah, it makes us seem like there was some kind of relation. Hmm. Absolutely. Cause and effect. We've talked about this, a plant where there's no cause and effect. A plant.

A planet or a universe where there's no cause and effect. Everything just happens. One thing just happens after another because of coincidence. I mean, it could be a plant that when you're in it, so it'll be like a hollow tree. Yeah, right. Where there's no cause and effect. There's no cause and effect tree. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it'd be interesting, because it sounds like you're trying to cause an effect. If you follow that back, you just get to the root of all things.

And then what's above that root? A tree. All right? Inside the tree I imagine is a time we're now before cause and effect. Because all cause and effect happened after the root of all cause and effect. And that would be a space where things don't happen after each other. Do you think they still happen and they're related in some way? Or do you think nothing happens that is? I think they're aware of each other, but they just happen. Like my musical improvisation. Okay, let's any two bits of it aren't really connected. But you see them in the same place at the same time or hear them. them. And you're invited to conclude that there's something going on. So maybe the somewhat unrelated part is,

is just it's the brain that's connecting them through, like, you know, oh, it's just actually happens to be like blue jeans and then person had a blue eye. Well, who do you think is the person who's killed the most people just by accident, right? Like not a serial killer, but like a serial like manslaughter, who's like accidentally killed the most the most people. Sure.

And you can't, you can't all be in one, available. A serial manslaughter right now. You can't, you can't all be in one,, big like, or they crashed a boat into a bridge and everyone fell in the water, right? It's got to be separated unrelated man slaughters. But they do have a motor's operator and they do leave a little calling card. So that people can always connect? Yeah. Well then maybe if they leave

a calling card it could just be because they're like a traveling business or door-to-door salesperson. Who opens the door really hard? Quickly every time. They don't keep forgetting. Why are they opening the door? I don't know. They're opening it in. It's high-precious sales. We're not saying they're a good person. They're just not a murderer. That's what a YouTube ad would be. Like once in the middle of the video.

I'm talking to a daughter of a house where you're having dinner. And not even like commercial TV used to be. Where it was like, we lead you up, there's a rhythm to the sitcom and you go to an ad break. Now it's just like, wham! It's middle of a word. Very good. Really pros.

It's a lost art. Yeah. You're in, it's three seconds of TV of a curd. Bam, you're back in the ads. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I do, I find that I wrote serious man's

Later I mean cereal cereal cereal Yeah, I think that I think that's definitely I think I think I think I A we could even make try and make it as like one of those Luther kind of like gritty crime Shows what happens in Luther? If you're Selber is sort of a good guy. He's a good guy. He sounds bad because his name's Luther. You think he's gonna be bad because of Lex Luther.

But then I think he's gonna be good because he follows the Lutheran principle. Sure, and they were good. I think so. Yeah, well they weren't bad. Well it seems like they at least had a moral code. Yeah they had something, exactly. Yeah.

But like as the investigation proceeds, they discover that the thing that connects all of the deaths is they all happened by accident. But they still suspect that they're all the work of one person. A serial man slaughterer. Doesn't need to find the funny bit. Yeah, warmly as late. I'm not going to help you with that. I'm not going to put it in a funny bit. There will be a little horn or something that people keep trading on. Yeah, what about this?

A horn. It's a instead of a door to door sales person, they're a window to window sales person. Instead of putting their foot in the door, they put their foot through the window. You put your hands in the window and it just, ah, slam down on the window. Oh, I just thought, it just,

just like jumps through the window or whatever. That's real high pressure You know like on your table they're bleeding Oh, I'm everywhere. What are they selling? Uh, Bibles? I've got the stick motto. Oh no, it's glass More glass, it's aggravated my previous glass wound. I have some sort of a glass allergy but it brings me out in these gaping. It comes out in these gaping wounds. Every time I touch glass.

Every time I dive through glass. Is that what they call it a pain? The pain? Yes, the window pain. I thought there was something like Jesus that experienced that they called the pain. It sounds like something that he would have. Well, I feel like a big piece of glass is going to be in some way related to Jesus. I'm surprised. Does that have to last then? I don't know.

I always picture their houses as being sort of stone holes. You know stones with holes? Stone holes. Yeah, stone holes. Like it's weird because it's a stone hole, even though it's not made of stone. It's just made of hole. Yeah. In fact, that's the only bit that isn't stone. Anyway, stone holes. I think to this day I picture most of the Middle East in my mind even though I know that this is not true I picture it to look a bit like the Flintstones houses. Oh my gosh You should go to Dubai. Exactly. Have you seen the Jetsons?

Yeah, I mean it's all Hannah Barbera. It's a similar animation style Every time I feel sad, I flash back to the time when I was playing picture-ery against my brother Dave. And he thought that he was trying to convey the, he got on the card, Stonehenge. But he misread it as Stonehen hedge and spent the entire time trying to convey the concept of a stone hedge and became so distressed. I mean it feels like that wouldn't be that hard to do. I mean, it feels like that wouldn't be that hard to do. Yeah, you know, you draw a stone of rock, right?

You're a stone, you're a stone. I think that's a thing, a stone is actually a hard thing to draw. Because like, what is it? You know, you're a bit of stuff, but like it doesn't have a defined shape. Yeah, but what if you draw some floor, some ground, like that, you can put a little stone on on it like that. That's definitely, that's a being on a table. Being on a table, it's a stone! You see, this is what we're getting into. And then the point was, it was supposed to be a phrase,

no one's gonna guess Stonehenge because that doesn't exist. And he still would have been wrong, even if we got it right, because he was wrong. I know, but if you'd known what's right. Look now Alistair's drawn, when we put this online you're going to see what Alistair's drawing. He's drawn a loaf of bread with leaves. It's a hedge. He's trying to convey the idea that Stone Hedge is an easy thing to convey and he is absolutely proving the point and he's quite good to be fair. Yeah look so that's hedge. First thing you'd say would be bush, and they go, no.

Like that, and then you go hedge. Stone hedge. Stone hedge. I saw Ray on Bagless Vacuum Cleaner in Kama today, and I read it as Bagel Vacuum. Bagels. Bagels. I'm babies.

So happy the idea of a bagel vacuum. You fought, all the bagels are fought, all over the ground Oh make your vacuum cleaner noise It's also what you're doing you eat bagels they know That was before the podcast that conversation The other listeners are gonna think I just have a vacuum cleaner noise you do it do it again That everyone loves you to do the famous one that's sort of okay I think I just have a vacuum cleaner noise. Do it again! Do it again! Play noise, Andy.

That everyone loves you to do. A famous one that's sort of okay. No, it's like a famously average vacuum cleaner. It's the most, you gotta listen to this guy. It has the most average vacuum cleaner, honestly. It's as close to somebody on the hood would make on their first try is anything I've ever heard Literally it is because this is my second try and doing a vacuum plate annoying second is not literally the first No, you said as close as to first. No, I wasn't it wasn't it apologize. I's, Alice Debt. What about one point one? Why have they not their attack all episode? I had an idea.

And I think the difficulty with all the sexist stuff is that when you respond even jokingly, it sounds like you're being, where you and we are being expensive. And Steph looks like she's defensive. Sorry I wasn't listening. Anyway we've got to move on to the next bit so I think that's all the ideas. No but we didn't give them a sketch.

Do you think serial manslaughter is a slaughter? You shouldn't come to a ball about it. Is it the dying? Oh no no no no love the dying. I was just thinking about I really like it's somewhat isn't it? I love that. You don't like somewhat somewhere. Somewhere. That's somewhat somewhere should definitely be a word. Somewhere is good. That's some who is good. Some who. Yeah, because we use someone. Some one. Yeah, but instead of some who. Some who, some when.

So I'm gonna get some when. Some who. That's an event that took place at a time. And you just can't remember. Yeah, like, back then. Because of information overload. I think it's gonna become very relevant. I'm trying to make it a zingy side-guesty, you know.

Some millennials, some when. What about some whereas? Oh. Some whereas. Mm. Somewhere. What about somewhere as? Somewhere as See you someone Catch you later. See you someone When my god new t-shirt. I'm gonna call this episode someone George you think George would like someone

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Wow, and then when that tree is chopped down it's made into like a chopping board. Maybe it's a chopping board. Great idea. Yes, right that there I'm chopping board. Don't even say what you were gonna say. Steph was right with chopping board. No. Well I was gonna just say an area that you could be in like a Farley.. I like a... A fallet? It's a fallet, like that Pacific island. Yeah. Look, it doesn't have to be a fallet.

It could be a children's cabin. Oh, okay, great. Like that, and then when you go inside it, the same rules of no cause and effect occur. Anyway, this is a children's book. Look, I'm just gonna write. I don't think it's a good, you're not going to sell this. Parents aren't going to want to buy a children's book that teaches them that there's no consequence. What they are actually believe. That's the opposite of every single children's book. I know, but by teaching them about an area where there is no

but by teaching them about an area where there is no Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Coughed ones. No, Alistair. Don't you dare email that into the show. Coughed ones. Tree. The coughed ones tree. What is it called? Tree, a cause and effect. Routeless. The root, the ball. I don't think we got to the core of what the sketch would be.

But it would be a good place. Let's say you need to like into blow off steam. You know, and sometimes maybe you've got to like a maybe you just because of something that happened to your age is where you've got a bit of a violent personality. So you go in there and you hit things. You don't hurt yourself. You don't hurt yourself. You don't hurt other people. At that and um, something really funny. Yeah. thing. But also you don't feel any better by a message. But here's the problem. Okay, here's a downside. Is that things happen to you for no reason while you're in there as well.

Yes. So you go in there and every time you go in, you turn into a squid. You turn into a squid. You know, you're... That would help you with your anger. But then you go back in and your handwriting gets really good. Tentacle writing. It's my typical writing apologies. But you have your own ink.

So, squid pen, squid pen, cut down the tree, make pencils. And look, but how do I need it? All right, start again. But then how weird would that be where you're like, you know, you're sitting at a desk, you're in the library or whatever, you're staying at the library, you're squid, you know, let's say you're sitting on a desk and you're in the library or whatever state library, you're a squid, right? You've got beautiful handwriting,

but every time you run out of ink on your fin or whatever, you're tentacle, you have to go, like that in your hole, in your ink hole. Well, you need someone to give you a fright? Yeah, you go, excuse me, honey, sorry, just one more time, you go, boom, like that, and you go, ah, what's that, and you go, and you get all off the seat, you go, excuse me, honey mate, sorry, just one more time. You go, boom, and then you go, ah, with the hand you go,

and then you get all off the seat, like that, with the hand you go, but you can bet, and then beautiful, completely, like that any language. And the library and you say, any language. Shh. And then you go, okay, no problem.

Yeah, sorry. Oh, sorry, that was actually a conversation we were having in the early, with someone else. Library and saying, shh, I was trying to do a call that was actually a conversation we were having only with someone else. Library and stash. I was trying to call back to something I thought we were talking about. We were talking about that with clear hooper. We have so many things that have happened to us in our life now that we don't know what to call back to.

May I take us through our sketches? Shoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshosh Sure, sure, sure. Ethical fur. This is where you, I mean, it's only ethical from the point of view of not killing animals. Yeah. You still have to kill humans, because then you gotta... And you still have to drag the animals to Milan and put them on a catwalk. Yeah. So...

No, you can't have a catwalk in the place where she is our... Savannah catwalk. Even though a lot of those people, probably, who attend those things could afford to and would love it. To go to the Savannah? Yeah.

I would love it. They'd love it. Yeah, but who's to say a cheater wouldn't love Milan? You're right. You're right. You guys are so human centri- Don't, don't, don't, don't be trying to get us on this spot, alright? No.

And, it is a bit of a generalization to say that... Oh, come on out! I can see the look in your eyes! That... No, but the cheaters don't like traveling. Because they run really fast. They must love going places. But they just get tired after about 200 metres. But they put them on a plane that goes really fast.

You know whenever they, whenever the cheaters, the reason they can run so fast is they're always imagining that they're running to Milan. Because they love it so much. It's like when you're boxing, you're apparently going to imagine that you're punching through the person's head. Exactly. I picked your punching through the head.

Or I could, you got to pretend like you're running all the way to my lawn. That's how you run fast. All right, we got ethical fur, then we got reverse legionnaires curtain. Mm, such a good hat. Obviously, that helps, that helps make, you know. All of it. Great that feeling. They were always waiting to go on stage.

Yeah. You know, every, the whole, all of the space is a live act. Vennu. Vennu. Very good. Now we got Yellow Gram. That's,

Yes, that's why I made everyone's already on board with that. Well, that's a town that exists without phones, and everybody has... Shouts. It has shouts. Shouts, and they listen. And they pass it on. And a 50 to 51% of the population are cheaters

and 50 to 51% of those are also phones playing the playing phones. Oh no, no. We've got... What's the other one? No, we've got a mean idea of a goose ruff. Oh, now that's good. Yeah, it's a mean idea. I mean, it could also just be, I mean, I know a lot of my ideas involved just changing

a town, but it could be a town where there are geese around, and then that, you know, from a long time ago, at least there's a story, right, that the ages ago, people started, because we honored the geese, we started putting ruffs on them. But then we go back in time and we found out that's not the real reason. They do that. And it was just some guy who's trying to make it seem like his geese had thicker necks. And other people around town from some weird bodybuilding geese bodybuilding competition. He was trying to cheat. bodybuilding geese bodybuilding competition. He was trying to cheat. Geese do have fat necks though, don't they?

Oh yeah. If you put a goose beside a swan, I don't think one's gonna have the fat and neck. It's all on you. Which of the two birds would you say is the goodliest? Goodliest. Yeah, so would you say goose? Is that a goodly goose or a good least one?

Goose, goose, right here. Good legos. Good legos. Then we got conspicuous, inconspicuous head neck Yes, that's where you can hide. Suck it back in. Suck it in. Shave the bones of your head. Take your chin away. Make yourself vomit. Pointy little neck hole. Yeah. Pull it down. Breathe out. Look at the inside of your neck skin. Look in. Go in. Then look out the whole line. Put a vase on it. Put a vase on it. Put a vase on it. Sit down. Keep that right. Keep that. Keep just stay confident. Hang in there. Hang in there.

You know, the moment we'll pass. People will be really impressed. Then we've got the huge man drought in Canberra. Oh, no. There's not enough huge men. I think, anyway, look, it's simple. It is. Serial man slaughter. Serial man slaughter.

Serial man slaughterer. You get it. And then we got the tree causing effect. The tree of causing effect. Tree causing effect free. What did I say it was going to call the episode? Can't remember. God damn it. some, some win. Some win. Some win. Some win. Great. Well, I think that's the end of the sketch's ideas. So I'll just go back to...

I guess I split my lip. Thanks so much for listening to the show. Steph Brocci, thank you for being here for it. Oh, thank you. You're absolutely one of our favorite people. Oh, do you got a really great Instagram? Oh, yeah, it's all right. I've just started doing some stupid drawings and putting them on Instagram.

Yes, you would like to. Can you promote all of those things? Yeah. Yeah. Where do people find you? The Instagram I think is called Worry Lines, W-O-Double-O. So I have problems with saying that word.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Can you say it for me? Worry Lines. Thank you. And it's got two underlying, one of those called underscores in between those two words. So W-O-R-R-Y underscore underscore li-N-E-S? Yeah.

I'll link it down in the show notes. Oh, yeah. You're welcome too. Yeah, yeah, do that. Wonderful. On Instagram, I'm at A. Trombley, virtual. I hope you have ever promoted that. No, it's your content is good. I like it. It's mostly your son.

It's half me in costumes and then half my son. It's very good. And I'm at Stupid Old Andy on Twitter. And you're very good on Twitter. Thank you very much. Yeah, you've been getting some traction. I've been putting a bit of stuff out there recently. It's weird. I've been looking at the people who are sort of about my level in the comedy scene. They're all doing a lot better But I am also I'm committed to improving and See that's what you get with me. You get someone who's committed to improving Yeah, that's what I look for in a Twitter

Yeah, yeah, a trend and the trend is positive Even if the response isn't okay. Well, that was a trend and the trend is positive even if the response isn't Okay, well that was a positive response from stuff watching Yeah, yeah, keep it up and I'm at Alice to TB and we're at two in tank and we love it if you left us a review on iTunes Really we would I'm not kidding. It's a great way to support the podcast if you can't support some patreon We also have stuff on red bubble now. We do. You can get a mug. People are buying that stuff. People are buying. People bought that clock with that photo of us. You can wear it.

It's very funny. If you haven't looked at it, go and have a look at the images of the merch at least, just for a lot of to look at it. Redbubble.com slash two in tank, I believe. Sounds like us. Yeah. Sounds like us. There's a link below. Great.

Well, under us right now. That's it for us now. We're standing on a link. And we love you. And George, you could call your band some when. We're just that now. Yeah. George, if you're listening, some when.

Some rat. Or some rat. Some when some rat. Some when some now. Yeah. Georgia, if you're listening, some when. Sunrat. Sunrat. Sunrat. Sunwim Sunrat. Sunwim Sunrat. Right. Tch. Sunwim Sunrat.

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