Two In The Think Tank - 165 - "CAN I COOK IT IN MY DYSON"

Episode Date: January 8, 2019

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I'm Andy. And I'm Alice Hitchhaw and my virtual. I'm gonna do all this episode in full set-o. Yeah, great. I mean, I think when people love it in music. I mean, I've heard Daniel John's perform Freak in full set-o. Yeah, and, you know, the Bee Gees, they went full set-o. They never look back as far as I'm aware.

It was just a good move for them, I think. Mm-hmm. You know, it's higher so it's you know you're more distinct especially as a man, you know what a man can't get to that high and listen to him falsetto. And that's everything. True or falsetto okay it's a game show where all the questions True or false set oh, okay, it's a game show where all the questions Are either true or they false set oh so So there'd be one like this you know

The capital city of Iceland is Reykjavik is that true or false set oh true And then the next question might be something like Oh, you're all set to be different times of What a slide! I was not very good false setto, was it? That was just like Pinocchio or something. I felt like I'm close to Pinocchio at Pinocchio's setto. Pinocchio would have been what do you think was voiced by a man?

Pinocchio feels like it could just be another descriptor of one of those things. I guess it's just an Italian word. You know, almost any Italian word you can apply to music. I think so. People will think that you know what you're talking about. You can say, oh yeah, this song is played in the Kintabueno register and they they'll be like, oh yeah, sure. I don't even know if Kinderbweino is Italian. But... Kinter. Kinderbweino.

Kinder. Kinder. Oh, what? Kinder's German surely. But Bweino is... that feels very Italian to me. Bweino is very Italian. Yeah. How Italian would you say? I don't even think... think the the German word for

good doesn't sound good. Good? So it's good. Kindergut. Kindergut. Yeah, which looks like it's child guts or something like that. You're not going to sell a product called child guts. Okay. I've tried. I've tried and it doesn't matter what the product is. No, well this is great. So this is a guy who after his grandfather has tried to sell something called children's guns to people and said that it couldn't be done. He wanted to prove his grandfather wrong.

You know how many people want to prove their grandfather wrong about stuff, you know? You know how powerful a motivator it can be proving your grandfather wrong? Oh boy, you know, it was Steve Jobs' grandfather who said to him when he was 17 he said, you'll never launch the iPad. Minic. But don't you think? But if he had said that, that spite is a very powerful motivator. Spite? Sure. Spite. That's up there, you know?

Like if your grandfather had said to you, you'll never sell something called children's guts to people. You know, he told him that he was really was a bad idea, but maybe he just brought it up as a joke. Mm. Brings it up as a joke. Yeah, it's just one of these weird jokes. It's about the jokes he used to make when he came back from the war. He's since a few moments strange. His grandfather, he didn't have the same, you know, he reacted in a post-traumatic stress

way to everything. So, you know, he would get offended by the idea that somebody would jokingly say that they're going to sell to people something entitled Children's Guts. So, no. So, it's not the grandfather making the joke. It's the child-grandson making the joke or granddaughter making the joke and it's the grandfather not not appreciating that kind of joke. I fought and died in the war and here you are making a mockery of the flag by suggesting that you could sell a product called Children's Guts. I don't care what the product is,

that's never gonna happen. He just, he was upset. Like he was excited that this kid was at least getting into entrepreneurship. And then he did a simple question of trying to find out a little bit more. He goes, oh, what's this thing called that you're selling?

He goes, oh, children's guts. And he goes, you never get a cell or anything called Children's Guts to people. You know on and you're nothing and you're never going to sell anything called children's guts to people. You're no one and you're nothing. You've got stupid ideas with that, and you're... You know what? I actually feel a little bit motivated by that. When it was just that you're never going to sell that product, but when it's sort of

got a bit personal at the end, then it's like, oh fuck you. Yeah. I am going to sell a product called children's guts anyway, Alistair. I've got to stop the podcast right now because I got to go and sell some children's guts to people What would that product be how would you how would you twist it? I mean how good would the product have to be? Yeah, you know like what like how how vital it is like could it be some sort of medical device or something I mean it feels like it might be reloaded at children's guts then, that's just too direct, you know. Well, I mean, maybe that's the perfect way to doing it.

Maybe it's something that's just a business to business product that most of us probably don't even know exists, you know, it's like some sort of children's guts. Yeah, well, I mean, they need names for these things and there's so much shit out there, like, you know, like a kind of, like a special kind of screw with a hole in it that they used in a canning factory to plug up the end of the maintenance valve. You just call that children's guts. You can get through on a technicality. Sure, if you could do that, that would be great. People probably don't even know that because it's probably just computers ordering them

off other computers and it never gets mentioned to anyone ever, but it's still called children's guess. Well that's a... that's a very practical way of doing, you know, but what about like, you know, is the way he could try to like... With a bit more flair? You know, I don't know maybe like, is he trying to pass it off as like children's G-U-T-S? And it's like the G all stands for something? I don't think you're gonna really spite your grandfather by passing it off as G-E-T-S.

I think it's gotta be the full children's guts. I think it's gotta be out in the open. I think you gotta be proud front and center. You gotta be advertising full page threads. I mean, look, this seems almost too simple, but it's just a fake belly, a fake child's belly that you sell to a kid, right? Yep.

Right, and it's a perfect Christmas present. They strap it over their own belly, makes them look like they've got a big belly. Yep. Oh, yeah, that's fun. In, in there comes like a children's scalpel, like a fake scalpel, right? I know.

But then they, when they press it onto the belly, it cuts the belly open. Right, this could be done with magnets. I reckon there's like a little magnet lock thing in there, and there's actually a magnet, a real powerful magnet in the end of the scaffold. So there's no real blood or anything? There's no real blood, right? Like, one of these, one of these...

Oh, you want blood? Well, I'm just thinking, one of these one-use presents, you could sell more. You know what I'm saying? True. I'm jealous of these, like sit like people who sell milk. We get to sell a bottle of milk a day. Right? Whereas there's the other products who you, who, who, you know, they still sell them for two bucks a piece. Like let's say a box of staples. Mmm.

They're your right. They're two bucks a piece. Yeah, absolutely. But you're only gonna need one every nine. They must do the sleep toilet. They're just saying the milk people. Yeah. And they sell milk in a three-litre bottle.

You can't sell three litres of staples to anybody. No way. No way. I've tried. Left-jumped. My grandfather said I couldn't. He was right. Very clever man. Great businessman. Good sense of humor as well. Never fought in the war.

Anyway. Oh, good strength of his personality. Never fought in the war. I mean pacifist, I think that never fought in a war. Why isn't that a why isn't that a strength for your personality? I'll say you're a war manga. You're a war manga. Well, are you a high war

or a war manga? Yeah, I'm trying to do false set. I don't think I can do it. I think I am a war manga. I think my false set oh isn't even, is fals falsetto. It's a falsetto. It's a frosetto. It's, you've got a real seto.

Yeah? Andy, you've got a real seto. Thank you. They shouldn't even call it falsetto with you. It's so real. It's just falsetto. No. No, wait, wait.

I had something there, Alistair. Children's, oh yeah, we were talking about the children's guts. My boys at the moment, the twins. Love cutting open their guts. They don't, but they do love unzipiting their sleep sex in the morning and unziping their onesies. Like, you say, I say them, do you want to do the zipper? And they love doing that unzipying that.

And that is as close as you get to cutting open your guts. I reckon if I gave them the option of cutting open their guts, they love it. The option to cut open your guts is only a scalpel away. That's true. Now there is a, there are risks and there are opportunities with this because I think one of the problems is that it will normalize cutting open guts for kids, right? But it's also another thing where you're like, if your kids are going to open guts anyway, you want them But it's also another thing where you're like, if your kids are going to I hope cut open guts anyway, you want them to learn about it at home with you in a safe environment. Kids, they turn 15, 16, they're out of your control, they're out there, they're cutting open guts. Yeah, absolutely. So it should be you as a responsible parent who teaches them about

cutting open guts with the children's guts. Well, you could do it. You could sell children's guts. You could also sell adult's guts. And then your mom could wear the her belly over the top of her belly and she could let you cut into her guts first

before you do it to your own guts and then you guys do it together. So this is when you say you say you mean the child? Yeah, yeah, this is an interaction between a mother and a child. Yeah, the child cuts open the mother's guts. That's right. Pulls out all the intestines, runs around the house, wearing them around their neck and stuff like that.

You know, some of them could be edible. We could make this whole thing edible. I think all of this stuff needs to be more out in the open in families you know we're so repressed kids kids never get to see their parents guts well you know it would be a great way to learn about the inside of the body first of all a lot of us don't know how all that a lot of that stuff is positioned you know what's going on in there we don't know what it feels like what it feels like,

what it's like wrapping it around your neck of that sort of thing. You know, how far you can run before it gets tight. Mm-hmm, before you go, doing before breaking it, and you bounce back and you. So much we don't know. Mm-hmm.

And we know probably more about the surface of the moon, bottom of the ocean than we do in about the inside of our mum's guts. Yeah, we spent so much time in there. So much time in there. Mm. Like if you had nine months anywhere now, you would even say that you lived that place, you that you lived, it was more than a holiday.

Yeah, no, and that is by the way, my idea of a holiday is to go somewhere, to stay in some one place, to sample the food, and to really get to know it, and to live that culture, which is absolutely what you do when your mom's guts. Try the food, who wouldn't want to go back. Absolutely. Yeah. And that is one of the occasions in which you are actually, um,

that you're actually like having something different. Like the thing is, it's a shame that you do that first, because the rest of life is very samesy. You know, there's a lot of the meals are very the same. There's not that much variety of what you do and things like that. The meals are very the same. There's not that much variety in what you do and things like that. It's all but it all contrasts quite dramatically to the kind of life you were living when you were in the guts. In the guts. In the guts. You're when you're a gut dweller.

Yeah, when you're a gut dweller. You know, and so it would be kind of cool if maybe instead of doing that at the beginning, if that was the thing maybe we could do it around like 2930 when life is starting to feel a bit stale. Mmm, yeah. You know? Yeah, and when probably, and I tell you something else about in the guts, you don't have it, you're not looking at your phone, are you?

Exactly, yeah. And, and, and, way to one plug. And it would be so nice you get into eat through your belly button, you get to breathe, amniotic fluid, I guess you, you don't have to breathe. This is, tell me, tell me this is in the product that you would buy. I was there. It's a fake belly that goes over yours or anybody's stomach. Your mum's anybody's stomach.

Okay. And then at the bottom there there's an opening. Almost like the truce sluice that we were talking about from the Jack truce episode. You absolutely got me on board. There's an opening, there's a flap. Right? And you pull that, you stretch that opening,

you can put that over anybody's head, right? And now they're in your guts. Yeah, great. And can you share from your stomach and lungs and things like that through any two, it says this, like, can you give them air and food? There's a little pipe that goes in up their nose for food, and then there's another one,

which is like a funnel that's here sort of where your breast pocket is on your clothing. There's a funnel and then a pipe that goes down into the guts there. So if I was out at dinner, you've got your head up my guts. I'm chewing up my food. I can spit some down the funnel.

Ooses down the tube and that tube goes into your mouth. I think the polite thing to do will be to hold up a napkin over the fact while you're spitting into your funnel. So people just think you're sticking up at the table as your napkin, but they don't get grossed out or anything, but I did that you might be spitting down a pocket funnel. Yeah, yeah. So the funnel is still sticking out of your funnel. And the funnel is still there in your legs and body

is still very much hanging out of the bottom of my stomach. But it's that experience. And it's a thing that you and I could share. I can feel what it would be like to mother. Because I feel like also the human head as an adult is probably roughly equivalent to the size and weight of a child's. So they're just sitting on a low-charell stool or something and I push you

around in front of me. It doesn't seem that crazy that you would just give them one of those sort of kind of like one of those trays that you would roll under a car with. Yes. And you're sitting on that. And that their head would probably roughly come up to where the belly side like that and and then maybe if there was a bracing that kind of went around some of your legs or even if it was just some like rubber strapping that went from your legs to the board so that when you walked it kind of automatically push like drag the board. Oh the board gets dragged along yeah and not out about the board gets dragged along. I could have some sort of one of those big hooped skirts like they would have once had in

the sort of a Victorian ear or something like that. So no one even knows that you're there. They just think that I'm a normal guy and a hooped skirt sitting into my pocket behind an applicant. I like that a lot. And the thing is that any of you said that. The fact is I am with child or adult. Yeah, I am with adult and

I absolutely feel like this is the kind of products that I can sell like if you gave me a YouTube channel children's guts If you gave me a YouTube channel Mm-hmm, right? I could first sell children's guts. Right? That's the first product in this in this info-mursal. Yeah. Second products, adults guts, right? Up the guts. Up guts, but then this is yeah. This is just get up my guts. Yep. Up my guts. Right? Up my adult guts. Addled up my guts. Yeah, you know? Adult up my adult guts. Yeah, because then you could have adult guts, which is just this so that you can have adult

guts so you can do the guts with your kids or maybe if you want to do guts at a party and things like that. They wouldn't that be nice, or you either date or just friends and you just get an adult gut and you all just open it up and you just pull it out together. You're learning, you're exploring. You're demystifying the gut. You know? It's not something to be afraid of anymore.

And if somebody's guts fall out or open up in some social context now, we want to get embarrassed and look away and be scared to say something about it. Or not. Or like because we don't know what organ it is exactly Well, you should imagine that you saw something somebody's something some organ fall from somebody's body and you go oh I won't say anything because it's it's a spleen is that a I don't want to look like an idiot Yeah, is that a front of all my friends in the prime minister? I just won't say anything I won't want to look like an idiot. Yeah, is that it? In front of all my friends at the Prime Minister. I just won't say anything. I won't say anything. The truth is everyone is thinking exactly the same thing.

Even the Prime Minister over there. Over there, he's tired. Where she is scared. He's already seen. So look at full. The Prime Minister's already seeing the headlines. Oh, Prime Minister doesn't know what organ this is. Yeah.

It's embarrassing enough Oh, Prime Minister doesn't know what organ this is. Yeah. You know, it's embarrassing enough for the Prime Minister not to know the price of a bottle of milk, you know, or a box of staples or a bottle of a three-lead bottle of staples. But to not recognize a gall bladder on site. How can you hope to know anything about the common man if you don't even know what a gall bladder looks like? You know what, just a regular bladder filled with gall. I've, we've given you all the parts of a human being. Hmm. Primed, Mr. Primed, Mr. Thank you for coming on the program.

Now a lot of people have accused you of being out of touch, but I've laid out all the parts of a human body here on a table, on a long table. Could you, could you, for example, pick out the, um, the duodenum. See? And that's a classic gotcha question. Because of course nobody knows what the duodenum looks like at a context. Absolutely. You know, when was the last time you hit you?

Looked at what? Well, I'm an exception to the rule here. You know, I'm a duoden the rule here, you know, I'm about something of a duo denim freak. Yeah, yeah, I Spend quite a few times with my fingers around jewel denims Or even duo denims. I've said it like four times LSD Andy All you saying dual denims like you've got two. Yeah, I've got two. I've got a double I play them against each other. Now, the appendix, as we know it, it does nothing.

Right? The appendix does nothing for the human body, which means that you can have one taken out with no consequence. But I believe you could also have several added in with no consequence. If it does nothing, if it does nothing, why are we only

taking them out this is you know why aren't we chucking a few more in there I'm not even gonna hurt you to see where this is going before I write you're on the straight down Alistair this is going straight to the pad because this is a classic sketch what are they called again? Appendix. Appendix. Well, you, he was po- for the listeners' bed of it, he was saying appendix and poidigdouche time. No, I'm thinking tonsils, sending goes with tonsils. Oh, same thing goes with tonsils. You know, back in the day, 70s, 80s, we used to take kids tonsils out because we thought they didn't do anything.

Now, we know they don't do anything, so we can add more in if we want. And also, but also what would be great about this appendix thing? It's the first opportunity for someone to have appendices. Great. Check out the appendices. He has appendicesitis. I mean, that is the downside is that if one of the appendices becomes, one of the appendices becomes inflamed. You inflamed, you might not know which one it is. But think about it. You've now got multiple.

These aren't all yours. You've got genetic diversity in there. As long as the fact that you're having to take a lot of like immunosuppressant drugs, stop your body rejecting these other appendix appendix appendix I don't think the body would reject them because it probably wouldn't even notice they were there. They don't do anything They don't do anything. You know, like they're the bystander of the body It's like a

Certain in utensil in your house that does nothing Plenty vacuum plate around my place. I'll tell you what, eh? It's not really a utensil. It doesn't fit the criteria of them. I actually use the vacuum cleaner as a utensil. That's got to be something you could do with the vacuum cleaner. It's surprising that there hasn't, I mean outside of a straw, there hasn't really been that much suction used in eating. Now I have a Dyson which is like a world pool type scenario you know it gets that vortex going. If I crack a bunch of eggs into a bowl, suck them all up in the Dyson, crack open the

bagless vac, tip that back out into a pan, I've got scrambled eggs, you know, they were whipping around in there, I see it, I see it whipping around. Because one of the things that's so boring about cooking is having to just prepare each little ingredient in this Dyson vacuum thing, could instead of like having that, you know, that suction mouth or whatever, if I had six needles, like that, you could just go straight to a carton and it pricks six eggs at the same time, sucks all their innards, like that, and goes straight into the dust chain. Yeah, you know how easy it is to prick eggs?

No, but look, imagine that, it's like a six-sehringe, you know, egg thing, like egg pricker. Yeah. It's the perfect distance, you know, if there's one constant in our lives, it's at least the distance between eggs and egg cart. I would absolutely watch this as a YouTube video. Yeah. Alright, can I cook it in my Dyson? And you have all the ingredients in your kitchen as in open tubs or jars or whatever.

Right, you've got your little nozzle, not six needles, but you've got a little nozzle, just one small nozzle. Right, and you go to all the ingredients, say you need some flour and some oregano and some chopped tomatoes and some chopped tomatoes and whatever. You just go to each thing and you have your Dyson and you go, it all spins around in there. It's all mixing up. Then you just tip it straight out.

Maybe you even make it like a stainless steel Dyson canister or glass or something so that you can just put it straight onto the induction cooker or onto the gas or whatever and then you crack that open. If the Dyson people aren't listening and I assume they are, then they've got to get on this even just as an ad series. The Dyson way. The Dyson cookbook. I mean, this is...

It would definitely work for making musely at the very base level. And salad. And salad. Yeah. Okay, and that's already too important meals of the day. That's too of the main meals that you eat every day. I eat salad every day as a full meal.

Oh, and I feel satisfied. Is there a way that you don't eat very much salad? Not as a full, not as a full meal. Oh, and I feel satisfied. Is there a way? Is there a way that you don't eat very much salad? Not as a full, not as a meal. I don't have salad as a meal. I don't lie to myself. It's okay. Well, I guess it's because you can't have a salad with that much protein or whatever.

I mean, I guess you could do some of those Thai salads I have loads of, like peanuts or whatever. I don't lie to myself. That's the reason I don't have it. So it's because of your high integrity and you're such a great person. That's why you don't eat salads for a meal. Honesty.

I have values. But the thing is a way that as your sucking things in, you could chop them up. You know, if you had like a... Well, if I get a little spinny blade, I don't see why I can't, if I've got a whirlpool, I don't see why I can't have a little spinny blade and blade in my vacuum. Maybe I just suck up a bunch of razor blades at the start. They're all spinning around in the vortex. With the fluid.

And the food, I take them all out with a magnet at the end. It sounds like a foolproof plan. It's a foolproof plan. It's a foolproof plan. So sad. You don't understand, Elster. I'm a busy guy. I'm saving time. I understand.

I am saving time. Do you do you sort of measure out the ingredients into cups or whatever first? No, no, no, no, no, no. You just stick your dice in into the bag of flour. I stick my dice into the bag of flour for a certain amount of time. I've got an instinct for the auto feel for it.

You know what I'm doing this all the time. Over time, you definitely would, but you know at first there would be, I reckon I have a good auto for it. Yeah, yeah, all right. So like, yeah, it's just hard to know what, what like three cups of flour would look like. Big shut up through a pick tube into it.

Well, maybe you could have everything not necessarily measured out, but if all your ingredients in your house were in long glass or, you know, perspex measuring cylinders, right, with measuring on the outside, then you don't have to worry about, you just look at the nozzle on the side, you look at the level of the stuff on the side and you see how far it's gone down, you know how much you've sucked up. What is while it's spinning? No, you're looking at the tube with that you're sucking it out of. Yeah, right. Okay, which has got your classic measuring cylinder marks down the side. What tube that you're sucking at? This is what I'm keeping all my products in my house in. So they're all now in measuring cylinders.

That's a good idea. Thank you. I mean, obviously that's a bit of work having to buy things and then put them into tubes every time you buy things. Or maybe they all get piped into my house. There you go, mate. Why do I only get water through a tap? Yeah, well, I mean, that would make sense.

Why not, Oregano? That would make sense if you were using Dyson to suck things straight from the supermarket. How many Dyson do you reckon it would take to get a pipe from your house to the supermarket straight into the flower aisle? Well now that we've got, back, we've got portable little electric dyesons, right? I now go to a nut shop, fruit nut, the nut spice market, I actually do a bunch of stuff that isn't just nuts and spices,

all in tubs there. So I could just walk down the aisles, suckin' stuff out of their tubs into my dyson. Really, the meals already practically cooked. I take it to the counter, they weigh my dyson, they know how much stuff I've taken. Great if you could do those containers, if you could wear those length tubes with the measuring on them, if you could wear them sort of like bullets across your chest. Like a bandalier.

Like a bandalier like that, and so that every time you get to a new ingredient, you pull out, like that, and yeah, you lock it in. Lock it in. Like that and then start sucking it out of their tub. Yeah. Exactly. I might, oh. And now shopping isn't filling a shopping trolley.

It's not, you know, picking stuff off the shelves. It's suckin' tubs. Yeah. I'm suckin' tubs, baby. Maybe you're tubs. And now it's cool, I'm a tubsucker. Yeah, absolutely. You're a tubsucker. Chumbowamba tubsucker.

And you're not using plastic bags because you've got this belt around across your chest at that. I'm not using plastic bags. I'm probably not even using belts because, like you're probably not using pants, pants, belt because these are also doubling as suspenders. Mmm, my bandalier. Your bandalier. Yeah, and we talk a lot about how plastic bags get trapped around the necks of turtles, killing them. What are belts doing out in the atmosphere?

They're designed to get trapped around necks, or well, certainly around the midsection of animals. They must be causing chaos once they get to the oceans. Absolutely chaos. I don't really built her in the ocean. Human belts? Yeah. Thousand? One thousand? Thousand belts? No, even the Titanic alone. There's like, there'd be, there'd be a thousand belts just from the Titanic. Every person on that bus was it?

No! No! It would have been... Oh! The Titanic of buses. They build this bus and they're in their hubris. They build it so big. And they say it's the bus that cannot be sunk.

And on its maiden run, bus run, crashes into an iceberg. Oh no, it actually falls into the ocean. No, no, it's a land based iceberg. Like one of those ones in New Zealand. Yeah, I guess they do have a lot of tour buses that go out to those. They do, Glacier?

Yeah. Glacier? No, Glacier is just a land locked iceberg, isn't it? It is, I suppose so. Yeah. Can an iceberg be on land? I think so. I never really thought that there was a difference between Ecclesi and Ecclesi.

Well, I've only ever thought about Ecclesi's floating in the ocean. I mean notoriously, you only see the top 10% or something like that but with a glacier you see the full thing. You can feast your eyes on the complete canoe. Do you think or do you think there's someone to the ground that you don't see? No, there might be someone to the ground as well. You know really scraping its way along there is probably down in one of those fusions. But the thing is is that there's a chance that that could just what you are seeing could only be the tip of the iceberg, but that would be maybe like 95% of the iceberg. It's still the tip though. It's still the tip.

It's not really 95% of the glacier, the tip of the glacier. When you go to the tip, you know, dump stuff. What do they call it the tip? I mean, it's the, I guess you only see the top of all the stuff, don't you? There's a lot of stuff underground in the landfill. That's why they call it the tip. You don't know how much stuff we've got. You don't know the 90% of it.

So do you think it's got more to do with, it's like it's a nice burganalogy rather than just what you do there is tip stuff out. Tip stuff out. Well, where did that tip come from? That word tip. I suspect that it was originally because it was like the tip of the iceberg. Anyway, that's just me. I think about that the same way that, you know, in other places they'll call it the dump. Because then I think initially they got that because of the

dump of the iceberg. The dump of the iceberg. Or, you know, the garbage heap or the Refuse Recovery Center, as they call it in my hometown. The Refuse Recovery Center? The Refuse Recovery Center is what is our euphemism for tips down in Hobart, Tasmania. Why is that? Is it because that's the political correct, the politically correct way of saying that. I would say that I think that's probably it. I think we probably wanted to emphasize the fact that we weren't just land-filling dumping stuff. But is that something that you've come up with or is that something that state has correct?

The Refuse Recovery Center. That's what it says on the sign. There's an arrow and it points and says Refuse Recovery Center, which is ironically not a very environmentally friendly use of letters. Tip is only three letters. That's minimizing your use of letters. And letters, letters is only one word of word letter away from letter. And I'm talking way too much on this. No, it's good. I'm talking way too much on this part. No, it's good. Oh, I'm quite tired.

It's okay, it was good indeed. It must be your about to crash or something like that. And you're like, it's like that scenario is like a really sick person. Oh, they got much better. They go, that's a good thing. They've got a lot. Yeah. So this is, you know, this is your big chat before you fall asleep.

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess that's life, isn't it? Life is that, this is your big chat before you fall asleep. Yeah, well, I mean I guess that's life isn't it life is that bit where you get much better before you die Titanic of buses Should we look at this some more? Yeah Well, I guess I mean I mean, I mean how do how do you get the great scenes where the poor people are dancing in third class? Are they down in that luggage compartment underneath where they sometimes chuck bicycles? Be hard to dance when you can't stand up.

I think you're right. This sort of writhing and rolling around. The mixing, the fiddle would be a nightmare. Yeah, it makes me question whether or not we would be able to make this movie scene for seeing the same. You know. And so, but surely, I movie seen for seeing the same. You know, and so... But surely, I still think it's worth trying.

But surely that's the whole... The whole point of it. The whole point of it, right? Like you're... I guess the world's biggest bus doesn't have to be that big. Yeah, it's still just a pretty normal bus. I mean, it's not gonna... Although a really, really big bus is quite funny.

Yeah, you know. But also just picturing a guy saying that this bus can't be sunk. It's just a funny thing to say, I think. Just a funny thing to say. You know. You know, it's unthinkable. But then it does sink.

Yeah. I mean, they'd be with the water rushing through the bus, women and children. The band playing at the end of the band. Play. Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure what the equivalent of that would be. The seed, the VHS that they play through the in bus video system kept playing. They could they could be playing that part of the regular tabloid.

The Titanic. Yeah. I'm just going to write down. Yeah, sure. Hey, out. By all means. All means, by all means. All means, by all means. Yeah.

Any means necessary. Feels like lactation should be a bigger part of our lives. Like I know right now lactation is a part of your life. Mm. But it feels like it would be nice if it was just a thing that was with you through high school and maybe into your older age and... Now when you say with you, in what way do you mean with you? Like are you still breastfeeding? Is that what you're saying? I think if it was just a thing that we were all lactating a little bit. Okay. And then that it was part of the care that we all gave

to each other. Sure. Was sort of feeding each other, you know, different dairy-based treats that we made from our own sort of nipple. I prefer to call it nipple drink. I don't really like to, I don't really like to use the term milk. Don't like anything other than cow's milk. Yeah, nipple drink. Well, I think that with nipple drink, it's like, what was I gonna say? It's good that the body has something else that it can do. You know, because what can the body do at the moment? It can sort of keep you alive and it can move around.

And it can think. And it can reproduce. And we've sort of turned, well, reproduce. Literally that one to one side because that doesn't really fit with my where I'm going with this. But, but we've turned all of those things into sort of, they've become competitive in some way. So I would be interested to see what would happen if we were all lactating a bit all the

time. Would it be a thing where like, bros would go to the gym and really work on lactating a lot? And then would lactating, like, just producing huge quantities of milk, would that be an Olympic kind of event, you know, the durability to just to fill glass, after glass, after glass? Would we all be sitting there like, applauding, you know, the lactating worlds in Thorpe as he somehow out of nowhere pulled another like pint in a half at the last second there to be I don't know Peter van Hogan band in the 4x100 Yeah, well later. I mean even even if he was 4x100 liter

Really? I think though if even if you were swimming, if you could control the pressure of your lactating and you could point your nipples in that right direction, you could use as propulsion jets, like a jet ski. I mean that I would watch. I would watch swimming where the pool is empty, it's dry. And before you can even get moving, you've got to fill that pool with your own milk.

I do like that a lot. That's the real biathlon. You know, it'll be cool also making, bring somebody a spanner cup of dough and be like, yeah, don't worry man, this is my milk. This cottage cheese or whatever it is. What is it, Ricotta? Ricotta was made with the... This guy my milk. This cottage cheese or whatever it is. What is it, Ricotta? Ricotta was made with the...

This guy. This guy from my... Yeah, I ate a lot of grass this weekend to try to make sure this milk was properly flavored. Cooking, part of cooking would be eating then. What do you mean? Well, because then if you were used cooking with your own milk. Mm.

Oh yeah, absolutely right. There is no there is no thing that is any part of any sort of mainstream diet where we use any part of the human body is there like anything that comes out of. Yeah, I've heard of people like cooking with semen and things like that. I don't really know much about. I wouldn't call that mainstream. No, that's not mainstream. I call that main don't really know much about... I wouldn't call that mainstream.

No, that's not mainstream. I call that main vein. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't call it. But I think, yeah, I think, you know, if we could like, if the, you know, piss. There's probably some people who marinate stuff in piss. There'd probably be a culture in like some really, really cold country or something.

Some rich part of the state. Yeah, it could be some real rich state, part of the state. Where they, like, I mean, you know, you could picture all those people in those mansions and things like that. It's all just pest funnels so they can pest into each other's food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can picture that. And I have a very active imagination. No, but, like, you know, that would be a nice, you know, if cooking was...

I'm not saying eating piss or eating semen or eating, you know, nipple drink would be a good thing. But it would be nice if part of cooking was you had to... And you know, you were making the ingredients yourself from your own body. And you would like, let's say eight, like a ton of like chilies and cinnamon because you were like trying to flavor your urine. Are you working way too hard for way too little? There's never been a better time to consider a career in IT.

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Mycomputercareer.edu. I'm gonna be a certain way so that you could make this pretty good. Shilis and cinnamon. Yeah, and because you're in, it's gonna be, you know, you were trying to get this, like, you know, you're just trying to get this tang to this gumbo. You've got, you've been working on for a few years,

you know, and you're just trying to get some, you know, working on it for a few years, you know, and you're just trying to get some, you know, flavor the, flavor the shrimp just perfectly right, compliment the shrimp. Yeah, sure. But, you know, this is in a world where we live in a world where this doesn't happen. Yeah, and it's a shrimp shell. You use hair oil? Hair oil.

You know, like, you know, how hair gets greasy? It gets greasy. It's like that kind of man version of Lanolin. Yeah, man, Manolin. Manolin. But yeah, we definitely do. Human, human, and thank you. Yeah. We could we could use that for something. Is there anything in this? I mean it's pretty filthy. I mean just but like what about I think well can can my idea about like competitive lactating? Could that be could I mean, it's pretty filthy. I mean, just but like, what about... I think, well, can my idea about like competitive lactating?

Could that be... Sure, competitive lactating. I guess... 4x100 liter. I mean, we can get that as a line into the commentary at least. Forget nip slips. It's all about nip slips. Well, I think that's kind about nip slips.

I think that's kind of, you know, a lot of the time when people are trying to change society, they try to change their systems within a society. But a lot of the changes could happen within our own bodies. Well, I mean, we talked only recently about turning people's eyes upside down, so everybody's equal. So everybody sees everybody else's equal. Right, because everybody is equal. In the eyes of the state, but what about in your eyes?

Yeah, yeah, I mean, is the need. How's this where? Well not everybody's proportionate. Yes. Everybody has to look the same size. No but we talk about equality and we say that all, we say all men are created equal, right?

All men are born equal. And then there are systems and there are things that cause people to become unequal, right? To do with the distribution of wealth and discrimination and systemic injustice and all sorts of all sorts. But no, and so that's why people aren't currently equal. Is that all right? I think so.

Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, like there's just stuff, you know, it goes way back. It's a monopoly game that hasn't stopped. Yeah. Man. Let's just reset. Reset the podcast? No, no, no, the society.

Oh, sure. Yeah. I mean, is there any difference? Yeah, well, that I think that the thing, it's always going to come down to money, isn't it? Do you think all equality? All right, all of those prejudices and that sort of thing, ultimately just come down to people wanting control over money or it's equivalent, whatever it may be. I'm not going to get anywhere with this line of argument because I'm too tired and I don't know what I'm even asking, let alone what I'm talking about. But I was suggesting, look, that you can change society rather than...

Thank you. Rather than, you know, build a huge stadium you know all these things that cost so much money build a huge stadium so that everybody can watch can watch a football game live or whatever is that as good as finding a serum that makes the wires behind people's eyes really long so that they can you know so that all their eyes can be present for a football game like the far away. You know, you know what I mean? Like I'm saying. And those are two things that probably cost the same about them. They probably cost the same amount of money. It feels fine. Like the body will do the

growing of those things. Things like that. You probably just need to put them in a little plastic casing, clear, whatever, like that. Some sort of something your glass has come in, but completely clear. And you have to invent some kind of rack. Some sort of rack systems, or all the eyes,

can be dangling from it and pointed at the game. Yeah, just laying them on the ground or whatever. No, you won't be able to see anything from on the ground. No, or let the people... Unless the players are really tall or something, you know. I think you got a pretty wide bit of vision from the ground. Yeah, but you're not going to get any context of the play. You're only going to see like a few individual movements.

But you want to see the movement in the games as well. Well well. Well this screen you might as well just be watching from home. I know but that is you can't because your eyeballs are too long. That's that's the case now though you know you go to a football game you don't see everyone that watching a lot on the screens. Watch all those screens because you can't be everywhere and so the beauty is there for you get that from the app. But I think the one thing that you well the atmosphere you're gonna need your ears to be there as well. Well that from the app. But I think the one thing that you, well, the atmosphere you're going to need your ears to be there as well. Well, you could send your ears there. And you have one.

And your mouth so you can still be drinking a beer and eating a pie. Well, you could do that from home. No, but you want, it's part of the experience. Yeah, I know, but you could still, like, they could deliver to your house. They deliver the pie to your house. So your mouth doesn't have to be long. Can't your mouth be long? Can't your lips and mouth be super long? I think Andy, we've got to stay within the realm of believability. Maybe this is just a neck problem, like if neck's for much longer. Hmm, yeah, I know, but do you want to...

When we get the wireless head technology, that is going to be a game changer. Yeah, but do you want to keep your head so far away from where your body can protect it. Your body rather just have my eyes lying on the ground at a sporting fixture. And your body is your head's slave. That is a truth.

And we carry the head around. Yep, all the time. All the time, right? And we control it and we rule over it. The head, it gets to eat the food first. Right. It gets to taste everything while it's still fresh. It gets to taste all the food. It gets to chewed up. It gets to taste all the food that the body will enjoy. I would, I think that for equalities to, we saying that the head is the body's flavor,

the body is the head's left. And the body is the head's lid. The body is the head's slave. Yeah, right. So I think in the interests of equality, there should be a second mouth that goes straight into the stomach. Yeah. So we can open that up and we can just shove like full food in straight into the stomach. Mercuriously. So the stomach, well, because the stomach never gets to try anything that's

Frasier unchewed doesn't get any to experience any texture or and it was a flavor Well, I mean, I think it's discriminatory to suggest that Other parts of the body don't have the same wants just because they've never been given the same opportunity No, and I think look and agree with that line of thinking, but I feel like we're opening the floodgates here, and either if we say that the stomach gets to go. That's what we can call it. The hole in the stomach, we'll call it the floodgates. Great, well, that's wonderful. But then we're gonna have to open up floodgates.

You know, what about your forearm, isn't that? Can also want to taste what a fresh banana tastes like? Well, come on, sure, I mean. You know, what about the tip of your finger, what about the other side of your finger? I mean, that's ridiculous. Nobody is seriously suggesting that the forearm or the tip of the finger should be given a hole where it's able to eat food.

It's just a very reasonable and realistic suggestion, and it's not that big a change, and I think it's time that the stomach be given its own mouth. Well, what about the calf muscle? I mean, it feels like just plenty is a... Oh, sure, the calf muscle, absolutely. We should give the calf muscle the chance to eat food.

To have its own mouth, like if you could... Biologically, the calf is not able to digest. Okay, but the stomach can, I think the stomach should be given its own mouth. Yeah, okay. Rather than just being a cog in the chain. Do you think there was a time, maybe, in history? Cog in the chain?

Cog in the chain. Yeah, just aog in the chain? Cog in the chain? Yeah, just a Cog in the chain. Hahaha. Well, it was Cog chain. Yeah, Cog chain. Yeah. Da-da-da-da-da-cog chain baby, you see me? Yeah.

I heard it on the Cog chain. No, no, no, no. All right, what is the sketch idea in this? I don't think it is one. I think it's politically, everything I've been saying is extremely dubious. Okay, well, what about this? There's like a history of the human body in which at one point it was mostly a head and that it, you know, it was like a bacterial head and it somehow it launched, it attached itself

to this other... Well, it is a question of the concentration of power. Like I imagine maybe to begin with all the eyes and the nose and the mouth and the ears were spread all over the body, right? But like Melbourne getting them, the Formula One Grand Prix, it, the head because of whatever reason was able to get all the

good bits of the body, all the good sensory organs for itself. So that it is now able, and by controlling information, as it does by having the ears and the eyes and the mouth and the nose, it's able to control the whole body, you know, because it's all about information. You control the information, you control the media, you control the society, you control most of the major holes. The mouth, nose, eyes, ears, the major holes, major inputs, but then it leaves the outputs to other places.

Sure, it doesn't want to have to do with that. Well, the year is both an input and an output. Makes vomiting a sort of a real active rebellion, doesn't it? Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's only like, it's the emergency shoot. It's the rabbit borrows escape hole, that secret second hole that the ferret won't you know won't know about when you sit with before. You know, they'll send it as the rabbit rabbit you get out through that before the ferret tears it apart. Yeah. Apparently ferrets are pretty horrible and you can see them in their violent.

horrible and you could see them in their violent. I've always had real, I hate ferrets. I think they're one of the worst animals and they're definitely the worst pet that like a mainstream person can have. You know, if you think that if you have a ferret, what are you doing? They smell weird, they bite. No, they bite. No, they bite. Yeah, they're horrible little things.

The one thing I will say about pharis is they go to the toilet in the corner of their cage. They're quite like good at that, apparently. Yeah, maybe you get a pharis teacher other animals how to, you know, they could teach them to provide them. Keep them on. Through biting and, you know, to go toilet in the corner and things like that. And they have all sorts of animals.

You can have frog and you can have a tortoise and you can have a like a colopicus tortoise. Tortoise. You can get it like a really dry animal. It's like a really dry animal. Really dry animal. A camel? A camel. I mean, what do you mean dry inside out? Yeah what's the dry animal on the inside? Dryest animal on the inside. Maybe

some kind of insect. Oh they're quite mushy aren't they? Yeah when you get in there. Feel like it maybe a grasshopper feels like it's got to be pretty dry on the inside. Grasshopper or a locust maybe? I wonder if all animals are sort of approximately the same amount of wet. Mm, it's the humidity inside animals. Mm. Measure it in humidity.

Oh, the humidity. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What's that? Hey.

What, oh, the humidity. It's got to be like, what's the Hindenburg equivalent where humidity? I mean, I guess that's just any large person becoming overwhelmed by visiting a tropical country. Yeah, or it's like a...it's an air conditioner that's fallen and blown up or something like that. It's so much, so much work to turn this into a context in which that's what you're like. The photo would have to be like, something with a palm tree, it's like a trailer from the outside,

the air conditioner is blown up and is on fire, but with that it was followed. But I don't think even people necessarily directly associate air conditioning with humidity, maybe a high grometer. You know, it's a big high grometer. The high grometer is crashing. I don't know if anybody associates a high grometer with even any object.

High grometer is what you use to measure humidity, Elastane. No, Andy, but the reason why the air conditioner works is because the air conditioner protects you from the humidity by the pool. If nobody thinks about that when they think about air conditioners, whereas when they think about high grometers, which they do regularly, anyway, doesn't have to be anything. Not everything has to be anything. I mean, we technically have five sketches here. Great, well then let's come up, do we have some words from a...

Well, I can't believe we're in a 54 minutes. Yeah, we're deep into this thing, we've been having a good time. Well, try to get the three words. We wrap this up, quick, I might just drive home. I shouldn't have got it. I'm, there's a good chance I'm going to stay over an hour's place tonight. In this spare room, I had to specify that

so you didn't think there was anything going on. Hard hate you to think that there's sort of any sort of unspoken tension or anything that you guys don't know about, any element to our relationship that you're not aware of, because I think you'd feel betrayed. So I want you to know that it's everything that is on the podcast is the absolute total reality. Thank you Andy for that clarification.

Yeah, that's all right. All right Andy, three words today come from our friend and podcast listener. We've never met him. Let's just start calling everybody friends. Tyler Farer. Tyler Farer, thank you, Tyler. Thank you, Tyler. And he...

I hope your brother had a good birthday. Yeah. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan, Tyler's brother. So Tyler's three words. Now he is genuinely just wanting to fuck with me. Yeah, okay. Okay, so the three words are...

The first one is... Ptarmajan. So I think that this is how he wrote it. Ptarmajan, like Ptarmajan, but with a PT. Okay. And then... Ptolamy, which is PT olemmy, the ancient Greek, and pneumatic, which is PN, pneumatic, PN EU. Yeah, this is great.

This is a deep, deep cut to the time that Alistair didn't know about the first letters of different words. He seemed to think that fungus started with a pH or something, I can't remember. My memory is very order of letters based, but then it's very much about the gist of it rather than the actual order of letters. The specifics of things. Yeah, sure. It's sort of about the order of the letters, but not the letters,

the specific letters. So about the order of some letters and not really the order that they come in. Or the concepts that they represent, things like that, right? You just, you know what, Andy, you got to accept that there is some neurodiversity out there. Yeah. And some people see things in different patterns. And I'm one of those people and that you've caged yourself in a tank with that person. And then you've got to come up with that. Caged in a tank. So now, how in which, in what way would a parmesan,

a parmesan, or parmesan, so it's not parmesan, right? Yeah. Well, you go to tell me again, I think it's like tar magic, tar magic or something. I feel like he's got a... Oh, right, so this is an actual word. It might be a word that I...

Tar-Majin. Well, if it's like tolami, tar-Majin, PT, Par-Majin. Well, tolami was a Egyptian king. Is that right? The Emperor tolamy could have been an emperor maybe. Anyway, and the last one, pneumatic is to do with air in pipes. Mm-hmm. All right.

Do you mean you look up to our mission? No, I mean, I guess it could bring some information of some use to the podcast. It might, however, not be a word. Oh wait, no, think of a type of bird. A type of bird. Here I was just thinking he was just fucking with me. Yeah. I mean, you know, you still, but a rock-a-tomage

and is a median sized game bird in the Grouse family. Grouse, the Grouse family. Oh, that's a good family. It's Grouse. And it is Grouse family. Grouse, the Grouse family. That's a good family. It's Grouse. That is Grouse. So as you don't know, in Australia, that's a slang word for good. Good. If something's grouse, it's good.

It's Grouse. It's probably one of our only two useful contributions to humanity. If Australia used to be wiped off the face of the earth, I would just be happy if it was grass and wi-fi. Although I suspect we probably can't really even climb wi-fi. I reckon if we looked into the details of it, the CSIRO wouldn't really have made wi-fi. They would have made something else. I thought I heard that the wi-fi emerged out of our wool research in some way. I have heard that as well.

It's got something to do with wall. We were trying to find a better way to clean wall. And we invented Wi-Fi. Anyway, it must have been a very confusing day. I bet somebody got fired. They said, what is this? This isn't cleaner wall. This is Wi-Fi. This is wife's. This is internet

from a distance from a wire. And you're not connected to anything. I'll tell you what. Clear out your desk. And we'll sell this to the Americans. So it's a man, it's a man, and it's air. Yeah, yeah, pressure. I mean, if birds lost the ability to fly, do you think that we would still load them into cannons and sort of blast them through the atmosphere? It feels like it would be something that they would want. I think that would be the nice. Like if all their wings fell off, if birds didn't have wings, right, but instead what they did was they built nests that were sort of long and tubular, right? And then I don't know, somehow they by fermenting some sort of grain that they chewed up and spat out. They created this enormous air pressure and they shot themselves like a cannon out into the air.

Well, it makes you, this made me think about how birds don't necessarily, they probably don't necessarily want to fly. It's just that they're made so fragile. They're so fragile and so... Light? Yeah, they're so light and, you know, they're vulnerable to any kind of touch. They're bones are filled with air. You know, probably helium. Probably helium? I don't know, maybe one of the novel gases.

But the important thing is that they're bones are fragile and you can't hug them too hard. So they've never really felt like a deep connection. They don't know what love is and they want to know what love is. And so then they have to fly just to get away from anything that will crush their bones very easily. Yeah, well air is notoriously the softest thing to be in. Air is never gonna crush your bones. Yeah, that's what you're like about air. I think I like what's point of what they like. Yeah. Okay.

I'm sorry, I had an idea and I was trying to chase it back, but it's It's gone Is there anything in my idea about about birds that move around by by making themselves look at cannon? A cannon Yeah cannon birds Yeah, so there's no wings Yeah, so there are so birds are actually quite a good shape if you take are... So birds are actually quite a good shape. If you take away the wings, birds are all quite a good shape

for sort of a shooting out of a cannon. Because they're kind of shaped for flying. Yeah, well they've got quite, but they've got quite, like their midsection is quite cylindrical. I think if you saw almost any bird from the front while it's flying, its body would be really like round, like a cylinder.

Well, it looks like their bodies are kind of an arrowfoil. Yeah, yeah. Or a bullet sort of a shape. And that's why I think that would be pretty handy. And so they've just met a cannon out of twigs. And they don't fly, how do they land? With great difficulty. Inevitably, that's how they land.

And so they're kind of just like a kiwi bird. You know what I'm saying? But figured out how to create hydrocarbons through fermentation. And then, and is this part of their meeting dance? Or is this... It's a high stakes meeting dance in which impressing you may involve shooting yourself as far away from them as possible. Right? Yeah. It's sort of an opposite of that, isn't it? Well, then maybe the way that you impress your potential partner is you hit them really, you run into them really hard. Yeah, okay.

And that would really make an impression. Like, and only the ones who, like, is, you know, they probably don't even run that fast. So, only one who can create a canon that's strong enough. And, but it's also about aim at that point, isn't it? Like, you're doing long-range artillery and being able to target your bit beloved, your potential, you know, partner from, you know, several kilometers away and hit them. I mean, that's very impressive.

I mean, yeah, so a lot of skill involved. I guess in my mind, you wouldn't even be able to see that far. So there'd also just be a whole lot of luck involved. Oh, yeah, that luck. Yeah, but also, maybe there's an evolutionary advantage to being with somebody who's very lucky. But also, maybe there's an evolutionary advantage to being with somebody who's very lucky. And so that's why these partners choose somebody based on how lucky they are. I think evolution is all about luck. If luck was a real thing, if some people were lucky and luck was a genetic trait, or in any way,

people were lucky and luck was a genetic trait or in any way, if you, if anyone had any control over luck, right, then it would have been selected for evolutionarily and we would all be super lucky, right? Yeah, but then our amount of luck would only seem like there, there is still enough stuff that kind of happens that's weird. Oh, you're right. That makes us kind of feel like that makes you doubt just science and whatever. Yeah, and so there would have been luck competition.

And so everyone who alive today, or all the things and species, et cetera, would have been equally lucky as all the other ones. So you don't really notice how much luckier you are than everyone else because everyone's in a luck competition. Very much so. Hmm. Yeah.

Luck attrition. Luck off. Look, I'm interested in this bird. I think we can just make it a nature documentary. Nature documentary? Do you think birds have ever looked at man and envied their gift of walk? Well, they can walk. They can as well, can they? Well, what can we do then that they can't do?

Right? We can do chin-ups, I suppose. Oh, vape? Vape. Vape. Envy our gift of vape. I guess. Yeah, I guess... Yeah, I mean, that's about it.

I wonder if vaping is the one thing that separates this from the animals. I don't know, man. You know... It could be the thing that brings us to an early grave, I guess, something that burns. Man. The naked vape. The noble vape. The noble vape.

The noble vape. The noble vape. You get your head on me, you tramp dirty vape. Back to back episode. Look, you can just start a meme series that is just the Charlton Hesse's that connection, different things. Great. I'll take it through the sketch of it. Take me through the Mellister and like a warm night crew. I guess it. Yeah.

Children's guts. Great stuff. It's a product, great stuff. Somebody's grandpa told them that they'd never be able to sell to somebody a brother called children's guts, and yet they did. And off the back of that, they also created this adult-up your guts, which is the thing when people get to relive the experience, the novel experience of living in someone's gut.

Oh, the novel experience. The novel experience. The novel experience. The novel experience that you go. Then there's the fact that appendix do nothing so you could just add as many as you want to somebody's. But it would be also a great way of reducing sort of appendix waste from all the people who get their appendix taken out. We'll just add them to other people.

And that way, also, if you find out you need your appendix. The people that get their appendix, he's taking out, getting them taking out because they're killing them. Yeah. No one's getting them taking out just for make. Well, just because your appendix has it in for you, it doesn't mean that.

That's true. And if you had an evil brother, obviously not George, you know, but, but maybe Dave. Maybe Dave. If you had an evil brother who really had it in for you, maybe you were a much of a jerk as a child, is that if he came into my household, that wouldn't worry me because.

He's got it in for me. He's got it in for you. It's not that he's a murderer. It's that you deserve to be murdered. Mm-hmm. And. Yeah, I mean, a murder is always a relation. It's always a one-on-one thing.

You know? It's one or one or two on one or two on one. Yeah. Yeah. And once you've killed you one person, very few people are serial killers, you know, you get it out of your system, it's one of those things. Well, you don't need to, you start getting up to them

because you love to kill. A few people love to kill. Yeah. But most people just wanna kill a bad person or a person who they see is bad through their messed up interpretation. You're on it, my client had a messed up interpretation. And there's the YouTube video series, can I cook it in my Dyson?

I mean, this will be great for a raw foods diet and so then you can get that angle. Really good for raw foods. Yeah. I mean, there's not that much cooking going on, but I guess if you can do that dish thing, like you were saying. Yeah. Yeah.

Can I cook it in my Dyson? Because I mean, it would save time. You know, I'll just... It's out. Ah, it's a good vacuum noise you got there, Elastair. Yeah, you've been sitting on that one for a while. You bet. Let me put my vacuum out there.

Let me tell you, I'm sitting on a lot of vacuum. A lot of vacuum. A lot of vacuum. What's the sound that I'm making for a stepbrotty? No, I did a vacuum in front of stepbrotty. And then you both made fun of me for not having a very good vacuum sound. Yeah, that's good. And then we get the Titanic of buses.

Yeah, look, it's, and you really need a good flush out, but I think the parallels will become very obvious. Very obvious, very quickly. That huge marble staircase. I can't wait to see that. Yeah, the... I haven't actually seen the movie Titanic, but I think that will help me to bring a fresh pair of eyes to this Titanic. I don't think the... The Cohen brothers had read the Iliad when they did or the Odyssey when they did them. I'd rather wear a hot pair. This will be very very

equivalent to that. Yeah. Yeah and I think Billy Zane can't be doing that much. He also hadn't read the Iliad. Yeah. When he did that Titanic. No we're gonna get Billy Zane. I think it'd be great if we could get Billy Zane. I think that would that would really seal it. Yeah. Seal the deal. Deal the seal. Is there a way in which you could say,

deal the seal and that would make sense? I mean, in some kind of seal based sort of game, I suppose. Maybe if you're a seal, it's the one you're at. And you deal the seal. Deal the seal. If it's stolen your hat. Then you try to like negotiate with it to get ear. Well that's really really deal with the seal. How about this? Make a deal with the seal. There's a there's an island of seals. And you're a high stakes gambler. Yeah. Right. But not in that you play with lots of money in that the playing cards that you play with are

live angry seals. Yeah, right? And things like a real And then at the beginning of each hand somebody has to deal the seal. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean one thing that would do would really eliminate that problem of people having like a Card up their sleeve because I feel like one of the first things you notice about a person and you might not have Feel like you don't notice this but this is just because it's never been there to notice trust me if it had been there You would have noticed yeah, is if they have a seal up their sleeve Look you know what they are anywhere on the I think is any I have noticed that. Yeah. I have noticed that I noticed that. Yeah okay. It's actually one of the first thing I noticed.

We got competitive lactating and I think I mean we can we can just set this in a it's just a society where we've just given everybody the ability to lactate. And we just felt like that was just one thing that was only activated in certain people at a very specific time. Lactivated. Lactivated. Lactivated almonds.

I mean, that's when you soak them in your lactate. Lactiv lifestyle. And then, and then competitive lactating will just be one part of how our lives are improved through the lactating. Improved. Yeah, as well as cooking. The cooking is going to be great. I mean, the only part will be a bummer, I think will be mastitis. Yeah. But I feel like if we're all lactating all the time mastitis will be sorted out in some way.

Like the body just wouldn't have that. Can we just say you just don't have that? No. No, you got to have mastitis. And I want the reality of what breastfeeding is like to be in the sketch. Yeah, sure. All right. Let's hold a mirror up to society.

Mm, and up to lactating. Yeah sure alright. Let's hold a mirror up to society. And up to lactating. Yeah. History of the head's reign over the body. How did the head come to enslave this body? Seems to be in a very sort of good position. If you were a part of the body you'd want to be the head wouldn't you? I think so. Yeah if you were a part of the body I think I would like to be. I think I think I think it's amazing because really I feel like the The head has almost no power. Can't really do anything on its own. It's just got itself into this position, right? If you were to see who's really in charge Yeah, if like if you didn't tell me what did what on the body. I'd be like the hands, they're the ones that are in charge.

It looks like they're the... Should be. But they're the henchmen. Yeah. Yeah. The feet. I mean, they seem... Clenchmen.

But they're essentially your horses. Mmm. Beasts and bird feets. Look, I've got to stop talking, I'll stick to that. She's just a burden. But also, I think I like the idea that maybe the head was attached to a smaller body. It used to be attached to a much smaller body. And then for many, many, many centuries, that body, when we hooked up to this other body,

the other body would just still just dangle from the chin like that. And it would just still just dangle from the chin like that and it would just be there and like You like me know the previous is the previous body and so Dangle from the bottom the chin of the you know of the head on top of the big body Hmm, you get it won't say I'm picturing it perfectly elastic I mean if I do say so myself. Yeah, no you do But if it's anywhere near as good as your vacuum cleaner sound He said all you had to say about that? Well, that the body, the little body dangles there in front of the big body

I think that's enough. I mean, that's enough imagery, isn't it? Well, no, it's not. I was there Why have you brought up the fact that the head already had a different body because then that's not you don't think seeing ahead body because then that's not. You don't think seeing a head. Is it the head's other little body the same as a regular body just smaller? Is it a totally different kind of body? But is it a very totally different kind of body? Like does it just have arms and legs or does it have like tentacles or does it have some sort of like one big tongue like a snail or something like that? I mean that looked that's a great other way it could go but I was just picturing big tongue like a snail or something like that. I mean that looked like that's a great other way. It could go, but I was just picturing it as like a

just a tiny, huge body. But then with this gigantic head. Yeah. That feels like it confuses the issue way more than it brings anything. Why did you picture the head getting around? I could be honest, I pictured that the head was already on the body. But this is why it was just a featureless lump, you know.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about that the head, see that's why you're getting confused. I'm not confused. No, no, no, no, I know. Well, you are confused. No. No, I was thinking of something different, arguably better. Well, I never liked your thing. This thing with mouths that were down on your knees or whatever.

Look, that wasn't my thing. Well, that's crazy because that, like, if you'd come up with that, you would have been talking about mouths on your knees for, and I'm pretty sure we have on the podcast previously talked about mouths on your knees. You came up with the thing about grazing your knee and your knee eating food like an animal. Yeah, Andy. Andy, Andy. And you talked about that probably for six or seven hours. Andy, in the previous episode, there were arms, there were forearms that had their own mouths.

And I talked about that right but this the idea behind this sketch to me was that the head was a separate creature and then eventually was a separate creature there wasn't it was a little man with a tiny little body that was that that was a twist that I was introducing to you to see how you felt about it but you didn't even follow the first part. I followed it. I followed it fine. I know but then you just didn't like it. No you liked it Andy. Don't let how late it is. Let how late it is. How late it is make you say things you don't mean. Anyway, so my version of that is awesome. But I'm very open to hearing your version again right before we make my version.

Yeah, great. Just to refresh in your memory, how good you are supposed. And then the final thing is a nature documentary about a flightless bird, about cannon birds that take on that, that use a cannon and the mating ritual. Yeah, I'm sorry about I feel like I didn't or you know, we didn't we didn't exactly nail that thing. You did, you did a really wonderful bit of talking in this

episode. Thank you. You did a really wonderful bit of talking as well as her. you. You did a really wonderful bit of talking as well, I'm sorry, I was angry with you about that head thing. It's okay. I think the head thing is really good my idea of it. Hmm. I appreciate you coming.

I'm going to do it. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Hello, you can get us on Twitter.

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I wonder if it's stopped, like we're no longer newcomers, we can't get the best new and noteworthy. No, you never know, Andy. No, you never know. We'd, I feel like we'd have to be leading so hard on the noteworthy to overcome the out, huge inadequacies in the new.

I think all the text Andy is a few more reviews and we'll come across this pretty note-worthy. I wonder why maybe we could just combine both of those things together and be newt worthy. Man, I think we're definitely newt worthy. If we could be deserving of a number of salamanders, I think we're definitely new to it. If we could be deserving of a number of salamanders, I'd just take that as a real compliment, you know? Any kind of aquatic reptile. What about those iguanas who live underwater?

Yeah, yeah, we live underwater. We live with them. That's on the Galapagos, right? The Galapagos. The official volcanic alcapego of the two-in-the-thick tank podcast. But not the most volcanic. Well, I mean, we've talked about this in the past, and I feel I'd be foolish to bring

it up again. What about the underground itself, the magma area, what about the mantle? Wouldn't that be a more volcanic area? The kill apricot. You're right, but they're not noted for it. It's not noted for it's Marina Guana's. No, bad part, isn't it? Marina Guana sounds like a beautiful lounge singer. I would go and see Marina Guana perform

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