Two In The Think Tank - 202 - "UNIVERSAL SAFE WORD"

Episode Date: October 1, 2019

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this podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates and just quickly LSD. Yeah before we do the podcast yeah I want to tell you a little something about the people who are bringing you this podcast who were supporting it to you, carrying it to your owners. Almost as if it's in a sort of a little plastic travel case. Right, it's Harry's. Oh yeah. Right, Harry's are bringing you this episode and if you go to Harry's.com.com for it's less think tank, you're going to get a very special deal just for listeners of our podcast. Okay. They're so blessed. They are blessed and they bless you with their blessings.

Because the truly blessed man is he who blesses others. That's right. God is the black most blessed. Correct. And Harry's. And Harry's, gosh, there's some good stuff in there. I think I forgot, we're recording this after the podcast to put it before the podcast. I think I forgot to talk about the details of what's actually in the pack, but boy, I did a ergonomic handle at 5 blade razor with a little trimming thing, that lubricating gel, that foam, it's the best. It's the best out. Absolutely. A travel case.

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There's, there's. No, was this something we talked about on the podcast that OWL is kind of like the universal safe word? Did we talk about that on the pod? Yeah, but the problem with it is that it sounds a lot like my name. Ow. Ow. Yeah, you're right. So, you might be in some kind of, I don't know, getting beaten up by people.

Yeah. And then you might shout out your own name and now stop beating you up, thinking that you're being hurt. But then, reality, you were just calling out your own name and now stop beating you up thinking that you'll be hurt but then reality you were just calling out your own name yeah I can see how that could go badly. I mean what if three of the guys are called out again owls yes a parliament of owls. So I'm joking made before. Oh that's really good. And they're beating on me they they're wailing on me. And then I say, ow, like that were ow.

Yeah. I'm following. Yeah. And then they go, yes. And then it does save me. But I'm not because it's a safe word, but because, because they don't want to, they, you know, they're, I guess if they're wailing on you, it's because they wanna hurt you.

But also, I guess I'm also an owl, so maybe I was trying to get into their club. You're also an owl? I'm also an owl. And then they were, they were, you know, it's like one of those gang indoctrination, not indoctrination, but in... Induction.

Induction, where they have to beat the shit out of you? Gang inductions. Is that when they lay you down over a circle of copper wire and pass a current through it to sort of charge you? I guess so. No contact, contactless. So they can all charge their phones on your back? I guess, yeah.

It's one of those weird induction ceremonies. Right, is any of this anything? I think the idea of a, well, yes, I think an induction ceremony that involves actual induction charging, putting some, not a sketch that necessarily anyone could ever make, but one that involves putting a spiral of copper wire under your hand. Like in the future, Alistair, in the future, we will have this, won't we? It'll just be in the palm of our hand, right? Our, in the palm of our hand.

And then when you, there'll be a little circle of things there. And then when you're holding your phone phone it'll charge up in your hand. That's a good. Pretty better charge it with your hand. That'll be good. Of course you'll have to be plugged into a mains outlet somewhere else. Or you could have them in the soles of your shoes. So, okay, so there's induction in the soles of your shoes.

Well, there's maybe an induction plate so that allows you if you go and stand on a certain part of the town square. You get that power that goes up your pant wires down your sleeve into your hand or just maybe you've just got wires going through your body. Right. You know, I love an almost pointless body modification. I think we could also manhole covers

will be the little charging plates. We've already got them. They're already round. They already look a little magical. That's true. Sort of like a summoning circle of some kind. You know, years ago, Google did a thing where they said they're gonna use the pipes into toilets

from toilets to go from house to home. This is already, I can tell you right now, this is the dream you had. No, no, this is an April Fool's thing, I think. But they said they were- Close, the April Fool's of the Mind. That's dreams? Yeah. I guess that's kind of what it is every time you go, finally, I have the

ability to fly on aided. And then you're like, and this time it's not a dream. I thought that in dreams. And this time it's not a dream. Yeah. Yeah. And then you wake up and you go, that's how they get you. April 4th. When dreams develop the ability to dream the words, and this time it's not a dream. That's when we lost the war against dreams. Yeah, and now they, because no matter what argument you can use, they can always find a counter-argument because they're you, so they're very clever. Very clever. Very clever. All right, Alistair. Yes. I do want to say, how is a universal safe word. Like, if all of existence, if life is suffering, right, Buddha, right, if all of existence is, you know, it's both pleasure and pain, right, then really all of existence is an elongated BDSM session, right, right? Divised back in the mists of time and how was the safe word that we all agreed on?

And it was encoded into the DNA. To DNA, the first one. Yep. Do you see, do you, does that deserve to be? I think that's what we're going to write down. Yes! Um, okay. And then what?

Oh, just by withholdinging just a little bit. I think we both get more satisfaction. I feel like I have power. You feel like you gain something. Yeah, that I've passed some imaginary test. But then dreams as the April fools of the mind, right? Maybe not a sketch, but definitely you could get this as like some kind of stand-up bit, you know,

and some of your stand-up that you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, some of that stand-up comedy, your little skits. Yeah, your little skits. Okay, well, I'm just going to get down. I'll try to get down. I'll try to get down. I'll try to get down. I'll try to get down. This is a skit. Yeah. You had a good gig this week, you told me. Hmm. How good. It was really good, because I showed up. I was like, I just went out to a gig to be like, I need to just go out and go see a gig

so that I can get in the habit of going out and doing gigs again. That's a good part of it. Yeah. Also see a few people fail, remind yourself that that's okay. Yeah, remind yourself that's okay and that that's why you got into this. Yeah. Because other people fail. Yeah. And that's why you got into this. Yeah. Because other people fail. Yeah.

And it allows you to look better sometimes. Correct. Yeah. And then they desperately needed somebody, because somebody had dropped out. Our good friend Pat McCaffrey didn't appear at his gig. Oh. Well Pat Mac.

Yeah. And so I got to do a gig. Hope he's okay. And it went really well. I think he was doing a fringe show and he didn't remember. Ah, yeah, right. You did a gig and went really well. Did you do a placebo chop?

I didn't do placebo chop. I was gonna. But then, because it was a paid gig and then I was getting a bit of money. This is the best. What an amazing secrets of events. There's $20 that I got. Yes. And a bunch of people.

Are you planning on still drinking back then? Yeah. You're not drinking now? No, I'm not drinking now. Oh, that's good. I was thinking about bringing some beers tonight. Now I thought maybe I was doing that thing where he doesn't drink again.

I'm trying. I find it's the greatest burden in my life drinking. Because it's so great. Children must be a close second then. Because they're so great. Because of how great they are. Almost as great as drinking. Their minds,

what is it, April Fools? I wonder where the last, they say the first part is with the eye. I wonder where the last part is. Definitely the aus, right? The last bite is with the, well, I guess, I mean, it is fun to picture the anus sort of shutting and that's like like a little tromp biting off. When it eats it eats on emptiness. It feeds on emptiness. It's like depression, the anus. It's like depression. Okay. It feeds on emptiness. Is that a thing people say about depression, or is that just a genuinely

philosophical thought that you've just... It's a beautiful little... A cheap... A poetic... Isn't it? Thing. Yeah. That we're about the anus. Being like depression.

Yeah. Because you... The last bite. Yep. Is with the anus or depression. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Other ways the anus is like depression is when it's really bad.

You don't want to leave the room. House? The house? That's true. When your anus is really bad. you don't want to leave the room house the house. That's true. When your anus is really bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when it's... When you're in bed, you've got to... When it hits you, no, when it, when you feel it. When you feel it, eat in bed, you have to force yourself to get out of bed, even if you don't want to.

Is that what? Then when you feel it, you have to force yourself to get out of bed, even though you don't want to. I think that's absolutely a spot on one. Like when you feel when you feel it in bed, it's hard to get out. Which I, yeah, that's. That was great. Thanks Andy. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm really happy about that gig. Thank you very much. Did you do any new bits? Or did you decide that you because of the $20? I just did my, I just did my Jeffrey Epstein joke that, that may or may not continue to live, but it's a, because it's, it's probably not okay. You told me, is it, is it,

is it, you told me this? I, look, it goes like this. It goes, um, actually I accidentally said something that got a bigger laugh than I think the punchline did. But it was, I said, Jeff, Jeffery Epstein killed himself, which is sad. And is that what killed the bigger laugh? Yeah.

Okay, wow. And then I said, isn't that crazy? He said he was innocent, right? And he killed himself. You know, imagine if the court case happens, you know, the one's going to happen. And the judge finds him innocent, right? And he's gone and hung himself. Boy will his face be red.

Yeah. It's all so good. Well, it's amazing that though, which is sad, come up here. It's interesting. But you're thinking of retiring that from a song, I'm just so glad. Well, I'm just so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad.

I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad.

I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm but surely in such a way that they cancel each other out. That's true. And I think that technically makes that a... In the way that Jeffrey Epstein did. Yes. But I think that technically makes that joke one that's actually family-friendly.

Right, yeah. So I'm going to go on, Australia's got talent and only do that joke. Yes. But when I say I'm gonna go on, Australia's got talent, and I'm only do that joke. Yes. But when I say I only do that joke, I mean, I'm gonna do that joke over and over again. For five minutes or however long you get.

I wonder, is that one of the ones? This is the, I never believe, those shows, because there's that new one, right? The masked singer, right? People seemed quite excited when that first broadcast here. People were like tweeting about and stuff was like, oh, you people seriously watching this show. What about this has made you? It was one of the biggest shows in America, I think.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, so everyone's excited about the prospect of it. And it's got, you know, it's got a question mark over it. You want to watch because you want to know who it is. I guess that's it That's a good reason to watch and you can guess and so it's open ended. It could be anybody It could like the game could be it could be the same game could be Who what's in this plant paper bag Okay, are you gonna cheat into the pipe of bags shirt at all?

But like you know if somebody told you it was like a really valuable thing that belonged to a person that was once beloved. Yeah, yeah, okay. Which would be like, I wonder what it is. I mean, you put a few interesting elements in there, but I actually don't know if I needed any of those elements. Yeah, you're right. What's in this paper?

Is it a ham sandwich? Well wait, the bag's going to sing a little song. What was that song? Was that a real song? Was that an original? Was the bag doing an original? Was the silver bag doing an original? He just kind of crumples it a little bit and lets it unfold a little bit.

Mmm. Cuck. I get that. I get that. So sketch that. What's in this paper bag? Yeah, I think that's a game show. Yes, yes, that's a show.

That's a, it's certainly a sketch. If it's not a show, it's definitely a sketch about the show that it isn't. But what I was gonna say is I saw a little bit of one of the trailers for that on Twitter, the Masking I think, and all the judges were standing up out of their chairs. They're always standing up out of their chairs.

That's the thing that I can't stand. You could never be that excited about anything? Never, never. And certainly not, You could never be that excited about anything. Never. Never. And certainly not, I could never be that excited about anything like every week on demand. Yeah. Within a certain hour long period. You know what, I think what's in the paper bag would be a great like Twitch show.

You know, because you could just stream until people get it. Yeah, and then what are you giving them? So I haven't watched Twitch, but it's just people making comments and you can see the comments and that sort of thing. And you're like, you're there, you're holding your bag, right? And do you sort of give any clues or jingle it or anything like that? Not saying that bag jingles. Yeah, we're not saying a jingle. I guess you could blow towards it.

You could try and shine a torch at it. Mm-hmm. Well, I guess people can ask you to do different things to the bag. In exchange for money. Yeah. You go, wow, I want to tell you what's in the bag, but you got to make it worth my while.

Yeah. You got to help me out here. Who the hell are you? Got a bit of that quick pro quote. Hmm. You you at all interested in the Ukraine stuff With Trump of course But I don't know if like after you because you were so into the Russia stuff Mm-hmm And I was like this is kind of like season two and like I never come back for season two because I get to invest in season one of them. I'm like, I don't want to see bad things happen

to the characters that I love. That's what happened with Indiana and Better Call Saul. She didn't like seeing bad things happen to Nacho. Yeah, I'm exactly, yeah. Yeah, maybe not Nacho, but Saul himself. Yeah. I was like, I don't want him to turn to a bad guy. I'm getting anything in here, just realized. Yeah, well, you know, I was like, I don't want him to turn into a bad guy. I can get anything in here, just realized.

Yeah, well, you know, I was indicating his headphones. No, I met in the podcast. I'm like, I'm getting anything out of this. Yes, I'm very interested. I'm finding it hard to connect with it, like with the gravity of it, because everyone's treating it like it's such an incredibly grave thing. But like I think in the way that like so much of the madness has been normalized, I'm like, this doesn't feel like it's as bad as some of

the other stuff. Yeah, I think because I think it's kind of in a way what people were accusing Trump of with the Mueller, like with what they thought that maybe he had done with the other election. Yeah, right. But they had no evidence of his asking or anything like that. Whereas this is probably, you actually have,

because he's just recorded, it's just been recorded on the White House phone or whatever, a transcript or. Yeah. I think it's just a robot that listens to House phone or whatever a transcript or... Yeah. I think it's just a robot that listens to it, you know, like a thing like that. But then also somebody who worked there who's seen it and then seen them try to hide that. I wonder if the robots, the whistleblower. That'll be very exciting.

Very exciting. You know, a bit of AI, you know, versus a little transcription robot, achieved sentience, and then, you know. I mean, do you think, yeah, you could have a robot that at least knows what's in the public interest? I mean, be something, wouldn't it? Because I mean, I could say TMZ get their own robot, like that, little listening robot.

And so then they could just have it like one of those Google spider crawler things that goes on every website but this one kind of goes into every phone call and everything. 2MZ, isn't this the media at the time but news? Whatever, yeah. So they would listen into every phone call and just see. And they don't want it to public interest. It interest in the public interest in terms of like you know celebrity golf

Sorry when you said Tim's there like that sort of just washed through my brain like it was another one of these like NSA Yeah, this is TMZ is that one of the one of the big ones one of the wings of government I look I think at some point they should just be absorbed by government. Yeah, I think I sort of a governmental gossip agency. Sure. Department. I feel like something they would have in Britain, like the BBC being so, you know, is an entertainment entity that is so tied into sort of the state.

Right? I don't see why you shouldn't also have a gossip wing of, you know, and people send a man of your tax goes to get a certain amount of gossip, socialized gossip. We love to socialize things on this podcast. And I think- Look, get it right down. Yeah, so that I'll stop talking about it. No. No, no, no. Oh, then I'll keep talking about it.

Please keep talking. I want us to go deeper. Deeper. Yeah. Yeah, all right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because the ABC, our government broadcasts it here in Australia, is one of the most trusted news source, or the most trusted news source in the country, right? And I think having that kind of honest broker in the world of gossip would give you the option of like knowing what's Goss, you know, what's real Goss and that sort of thing. And hopefully it would try and raise the game of all the other ones that are just making up stuff from the front covers. Yeah, I mean, we could probably get actual interviews with Jennifer Aniston that aren't made up. But I mean, you know, I think it'd be nice to still just put her on the cover of every pet magazine, I guess, if they have real magazines.

Oh, sure. Put her on. Be like, look, we got a new photo or whatever. Do you think her and Brad are gonna break up? It's not looking good. No. To be. Yeah. Do you hear, I just recently heard about why Brad and Angelina broke up.

Is it because of his cannabis problem? Yeah, and drinking and stuff. Yeah. That he was just kind of too deep in it. But you go, how does this guy have problems? Yeah, well, how does he stay in such good shape? Yeah, well cannabis doesn't make you put on weight. Doesn't it? Yeah, I think some people, you know, you snack when you take marimera. Yeah. But then people push through to the other side and then they stop snacking altogether. Really, it sounds like he pushed through to the other side. He also seems like somebody who probably has developed

pretty good snack control. Yeah, he knows what to snack on. Carrot sticks, you know? Maybe even something that's lesser in calories. Maybe celery sticks. He's always eating those negative calories. Snack like a celebrity. Snack like Brad. Brad snacks.

New vending machines, Caliburgy. Yeah. Right. And the vending machines are all in the shape of his abs. Oh, just a Brad pit. Yeah, sure. And so you shake his hand like that. And then out of the wrist comes just celery sticks. Okay. So he's I think he's armed kind of, I guess hangs there pretty limp, right? And you grab it and you sort of shake it

and there's a little, you can get a little cup and you shake and there's a hole in his wrist, like spider-man. It's like one of those, he's got like a carbon fiber kind of hand and it's carbon fiber arm. And then there's a break there between the two and there's carbon fiber arm. Yeah, and then there's a there's a break there Yeah, between the two and there's just like a like an elastic that goes from one to the other like that And so when you shake it you kind of open up that circle the gap and things can come out all out And so the celery sticks fall to the ground

So you take it the cup element then I eat a cup You know, he's a Hollywood guy. He's not gonna allow He's not gonna allow, he's not gonna allow sort of more plastic waste. Sure, okay, so you're, therefore the celery sticks kept in Brad Pitt's arm, are falling to the ground and you could scoop them all up. It's like cashews that you could sort of slip

your finger into his belly button and just scoop them out of inside of his gut like that. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. You think he'd be stuffing his ears? I think peanut butter. Yeah.

You can dip the celery, stick in it. You think he's keeping that thin, keeping peanut butter, I guess? It's natural. It's natural. And you know what? And it's just a nut. As long as you're keeping the waste

in those carbs and sugar. Carbs. Carbs. Carbs? Yeah. Get him away from those carbs. Okay, I mean, this is the problem. This is the problem that you run up against.

He's a band who's kept himself in such good shape. He's got the so little storage area inside Brad for you know, yeah You want someone a bit more solid. I know, but it doesn't it's not about what you want you people want to rummage through Brad Pits body They do you know and that's the and they also want a snack they want a snack Exactly so maybe you put the coins into his ears and the peanut butter is in his nose and the pinches nose and you squeeze it out I think okay, yeah like that and you his nose and you squeeze it out. Okay. Yep.

Like that. And you just kind of wipe it on your celery or your finger however you're going to eat it. Yeah. You open his mouth. Can you open his mouth? Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

Grapes? Grapes, that's sweet. They are pretty sweet. I mean, maybe old school grapes that are all sour. Oh, it's the yeah. With the big seeds in them. You won't enjoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have big seeds in them that you won't enjoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, that's a big part of being Brad. Yeah? Well, I don't know. He did do a lot of stuff that he enjoyed like my wallet. It sounds like he did. Yeah. All right. I think you could write that a Brad Pitt-Bettich machine.

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And Andy, you came up with the perfect name for ad Astra. I did. I tweeted about it. I think it was sad, sad, Brad's, bad, dad's mad Astra. More like. That's what you got to say more like it is Like yeah part of the name actually. Oh, he's just had more like at the beginning Add astra more like sad breads bad dad's mad astra, but you can say more like at the end as well More like can't you like if you get your emphasis right you can say two more likes as well one before and one after okay

I'll try you can say two more likes first and then nothing afterwards all right, so I say Add Astra more like more like Sad Brad's bad dad's mad Astra more like now I said one afterwards anyway. I couldn't help myself. It doesn't matter That's another option more like is kind of like, you know, it is a zero calorie phrase. You know, it does it like the celery. It's the kind of it's the kind of phrase you find in a Brad Pitt, pit, pits, uh, in Brad Pitt's pit, Brad Pitt's, what's he got these pits?

Or the Brad Pitt, uh, the Soros, which is a the Soros that shaped like Brad Pitt. And he can shake his wrist and like a word like more like. Sinim's fall out. More like. I think you should be able to crank Brad's arm, right? So that his arm pit goes up and down and pumps out. I don't know, some kind of like salmon mousse.

Sure. I don't know some kind of like salmon moose sure You approached the bread smack body and it just a strong smell of salmon refrigerated It's not refrigerated. I mean what's it said? He's there in the hot sun. He's right of carbon fiber. He's all black Black bread I mean, what's inside is there in the hot sun? He's made of carbon fiber. He's all black. Black, red, matte, and... I got hot and say the degree's in there. I'm refrigerated. And he free fills it himself once every three years when he visits your country.

Oh, no, Jacket. All right. Well, that's bringing me a lot of joy. Yeah. Brung and I've been brung to a lot of joy. Hey, after we do this podcast, you know what we're going to pop into the other booth and do? What's going to happen in the other booth?

We're going to do a bonus episode. A bonus episode of what? Sci-fi Try Guys. Oh, do the Patreon bonus episode that we do? That's right. That's right. Sci-fi Stories. Correct. Oh, yeah, that goes for we do, where we write sci-fi stories. Correct. Correct. Yeah, that goes for people who are part of the King,

none of the Kings here, the other one. Yeah, the other one. They dollar one. The eight dollar one. Hey, we should talk to people about Harry Shavers. You know what, that's a really good idea. I don't even know if we're supposed to be doing an ad this episode, but I was sort of overcome by a sort of an urge that welled up inside

me like hot salmon moose, right? And it's coming out of me, I'm not saying. Let's tell you about Harry's, it's a better way to get shavers. Oh, you got it. You can't be lying there. Because you think about shaving. Yes. Shaving is a burden already on your life when you've got to do it like in the morning, so that sort of thing. It's bad enough that you've got to do that, right? That you've got to squirt the stuff and you've got to get the thing and scrape the thing and that sort of thing. I mean, I say it's bad enough with

Harry's, it's a joy. That's right. But let's just say you're one of the people who isn't with Harry's, right? So you're going through this burden, you've got your blunt razors and that sort of thing that you're using. But that's not the whole process because you also got to go to the shop, you got to spend all the money, you got to have some to get them for the little hook behind the counter, they treat you like a common thief. And you don't have time for that all that, that's when the shaving really begins. That's right. It's a month's long process, just to try and keep a nice flat face.

Yeah. And with herries though, they've taken out all the pain from that. They've taken out the pain from having to go to the shops because they come straight to your door. Right? They're taking out the pain of that hard plastic handle that you get with most shavers. It's a beautifully weighted ergonomic handle. It feels cool in the hand.

It's got a squishy rubber to it. Yeah, but also sort of a weighten. A wall that's got also firm. Yeah. You know, it's squishy enough to feel comfortable, but firm enough for support. You know? I've never held a knife in anger.

No. But if I ever have to, I hope to have that kind of cool. I have a kind of cool. We have a Harry's razor handle on it. If I ever have to fight, you know, that's my kind of razor gang. Anyway, Harry's goes to harries.com, FordslashThinkTank, and get your starter pack, okay? That's a little deal we've got going for our listeners.

Harry's.com FordslashThinkTank, your starter pack, have a great time, have for our listeners. Harry's.com.com.com.com.tl. I think, Tanki, your starter pack. Have a great time. Have a great life with Harry's. I could go on and on. I don't wish you. Have I get their blades from Germany? I know. I've seen a video about the precision engineering

that they use to make those blades. And it's got to be precision. Those blades are so thin. And they're so close to your face. There is close to your face as anything's ever been. Probably. It's probably closer than any lover. Correct, especially considering I shape the inside of my mouth. And I've never let a lover in there.

I've never let a single. I keep it outside, huh? Keep it outside. My mouth is locked depression. Yes. I don't. Once you get in there, once you get inside me, when you're feeling it.

When you're feeling inside me. It's hard to get ahead of bed. It's hard to get. Harry's not comfortable, so I think tank. Thanks to them for supporting the podcast. What's the deal with um, succulents? Yeah. You know, are you a cactus?

You're not, are you? I so many people are into them. Mm. My brothers are into succulents. There's one just over there now. Yeah, it's not real. No? No, I mean, it would be dead if it was.

Why? Because there's no light in this room. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's why we record this in the dark. In the dark. You couldn't, you couldn't, you couldn't, you couldn't subsist to desert-based plant off this off of regular light. Of people indoor lighting?

I don't, I don't think so. I think, I think, I think I've killed a lot of plants that way. Yeah, but my grandma used to like, seed gets seeds going in the basement, which was the darkest place I've ever seen. Your grandmother was a witch. She was a saint, you animal. She really, she was four foot eight.

That's crazy. Four foot 10, something like that. Four foot eight, four foot 10. It was, she was short. Yeah, yeah, sounds like she was. She sounds like maybe she was some kind of like mold creature. No, like she was too soft to be a mold. Right.

I think if you're a mold, you spend a lot of time in dirt with rocks and things like that and you get calloused up, you know? I don't know. I always imagine moles being so soft. A mold. Yeah. Oh, maybe you're right.

I want, I want, you know, I've got. Yeah, but I know, but she's a bald mole. She's a bald mole. Yeah, she did. She's a, so she'd be a naked mole right? So, but she had white hair as well. No, okay. You know, she wasn't an entirely bald,

but I mean, like, you know, I assume most of everybody was. Ha, ha, ha. She sounds like a wonderful woman. Oh, thank you for based off of everything that you know that her body is an entirely covered in hair and then she's four foot egg. Is she from Canada? Yes, she was from Canada. They would have been a lot of indoor time, a lot of basement time, I imagine, in the

windows in Canada. Are you from one of those bits in Canada that gets real cold? Yeah. What is all of Canada get real cold? Yeah, I think all of it does. I think Vancouver is probably some of the least cold. Right. But you know, I think all of Canada gets cold. What is all of Canada get real cold? Yeah I think all of it does. I think Vancouver's probably some of the least cold. But you know I think all of Canada gets cold. Yeah it's a cold place. It's either the Arctic. Yeah. Yeah. But you know that's what they all tell you that like because it's cold all the time. They learn to stay warm. That is what they tell you. Yeah. And then they

complain to people complaining about the cold in Canada? I don't remember. Yeah, right. I was so young. And then you would just be like, I guess like we were about the cold. I can't remember. You're talking about my youth.

What do you remember about your youth? You remember getting in rusty cars? I remember nothing about my youth. Absolutely nothing. It's been washed away. Who would have known that life would be washed away by 35? Man, my grandfather would tell us stories. How tall was he? He was pretty short. Yeah. Only five, five, six. Really? Yeah. But he- Did hair cover his body? Not much. No. Not a lot. He was a pretty smooth guy. I reckon. Yeah.

Not a lot, he was a pretty smooth guy. But he would tell us stories about being, you know, five, six, eight, all this stuff that he remembered from his very small youth. And I got none of that. And this is even before I was looking at my phone all the time, although maybe not, maybe there was a time when I used to have a great memory and I've just forgotten that I used to have a great memory as part of forgetting all the memories that I have. How would I know? How would I know if I'd had a good memory?

I guess if I kept a journal where I'd written, gosh, I remember a lot of stuff from my childhood and not written it down. Do you think we could offer a service where people call us up at a very exorbitant rate. Yeah. And a day of a day and they go, and they tell you what happened that day. Yeah. And you say, I will remember this for you.

Right. And then you just take that recording and you file it under today. Yeah. Like that, under that person's name, like that. And then, and then if they ever want to know what happened on that day, you can just play it back to them where you, yeah. This is, this, this is what I would pay for, right?

I don't call them, they call me, right? So the service calls me, right? And they say, Ted, look, I know you're busy, but answer the phone and just tell us what you did today, right? And I'll be like, ah, I don't know, it went and did this and I went to here and I did that and that sort of thing. And they'll be like, they'll listen for 30 seconds,

40 seconds or whatever they'll be like, all right, that's good, we got enough. Right, and then they sit down with like a sort of a beautiful leather bound journal, right? And they painstakingly hand-right, all the details of my day and maybe they had a few. They get a robot to do it. Like, can they get a robot to do it. They got a robot to do it.

A painstakingly hand-rod it, right? And then they add in a few embellishments of like what the day was like. And that sort of thing. You found a free Coke can. Exactly. Oh, then you made like a, you made a wind chime out of it. Yes. How was that?

For your dirt children. They know me so well, right? And then at the end of every year they send me the leather band, Duhari, and I slotted into my shelf. And then I can pretend that I'm one of those people who has journals. Yeah. That's the thing. And then later, later when I'm old and I've forgotten that I used to call up a robot. A robot used to call you.

A robot used to call you. See, I've already forgotten. Right? I'm already in the process of forgetting. And then I just have the journals and I'll be like, oh yeah, no, I wrote all of this. Mm-hmm. I think that's good. Even it's like, which is called journal entry.

Yeah. No, we'll call it journal, but J-E-R. Yeah. And E-O-W-L. Journal. Journal. There you go. Saved my time and now.

Yeah, because when we're selling our company that writes down your journal entries, we really want people to immediately know that we're not particularly good at spelling. That's not gonna be one of our priorities. We get pretty, pretty, you fast and loose with that stuff. Is that a sketch? I don't know, look, I'm gonna write it down.

Yeah, Salah's there, see? This is season two, right? The bar has been lowered. Yeah, but I think, yeah, I'm gonna write it down. Yeah, Salah's there, see? This is season two, right? The bar has been lowered. Yeah, but I think yeah, with Journal, it's gonna be hard to make this company and not sort of take advantage of people, isn't it? Sure. Unless you're just charging more.

Like identity theft, kind of stuff. No, I just mean like, you know, getting that all that nice handwritten thing, you're just gonna have to get people from countries who are poor and who have nice handwriting. But I guess this is why we got the robot. Yeah, but then are we really gonna invest in that robot?

Either way, it's gonna be expensive. One's gonna be expensive for us. I mean, I think if you could, I think you could probably do it pretty cheaply, right? Like, if we're talking about a robot robot, and having to build a robot that has a face and can walk independently, there's something self-powered with a tiny, nuclear reactor, so it will never die. And it can sort of make quips.

It makes quips that understand the difference between right and wrong, and all that, then yeah, okay, that's probably a fair bit of burden. But like, if we can just get whatever that robot was that was listening to Donald Trump on the phone, are you crane? Yeah. Right? And it's just that. We can just call that up and get that to. Okay.

And then, and then, and then we're just using some fake handwriting font, which is probably pretty good, right? That they have, right? And then, and then, and then, like it's costing us nothing, basically. Yeah, yeah. Right, and then it's just the cost of the books. Hopefully the White House doesn't want any money

for that listening software. I don't think so. I think they give away those kinds of secrets pretty, pretty easily. I guess they're giving, I mean, if the whistle blow was really... Why do you give anything else away, L.A.? Did we write anything down about the socialised government gossip website?

I did write down government gossip department. Yeah, I think that's good, because I think that they would have the right of, because they're part of the government. They do probably have the right to subpo they're part of the government. They do probably have the right to subpoena certain records or stuff like that. They can get warrants and that sort of thing for particularly juicy bits of gossip.

Yeah, yeah. And I like that. A gossip squad, they can kick down doors if they think people are like having an affair. Celebrities are having an affair in there or something. Run in with their cameras, take a bunch of photographs, run out again, but it's all above board because it's the government.

They haven't done anything wrong, but we really want to know. They have double-o gossip agents who have a license to kill. Yes. And a license to titillate. Yeah, a license to titillate. The pun is on the kill and the till in that. Till tillate. Now tit till, till is already a till in that. Till tillate. You don't need to put another till in. Till tillate. Why? Because it was already a till in. So then would it be tick killate? So with the pun how you

gonna do it? Don't worry about it. That's okay Journey now, I'm we're never gonna remember what that is It's a journal company. It's a journaling robot company Phone calls and etc. Man, I've been getting so many of these Scam phone calls from like Belarus or whatever. Yeah, random phone number. It's got lots of two lots of twos Yeah, all that stuff. Any Indians just got one today. Yeah, I got one today as well.

And they just call you for like half a fraction of a second. And then I guess they're relying on you calling them back. They probably make a per minute rate. And then they charge you for that. Maybe you have a flag fall. Maybe some flag fall in there. I mean, if they got a flag fall, yeah. I mean, if they have the option of a flag for, I think they'd put in the flag for.

Absolutely. And then, I mean, what an amazing way to get money. Like, it feels almost like a victimless crime. You know what I'd love, an amazing way to get money. Yeah. And I think, look. We got a bunch of stuff. Okay, we've got a bunch of stuff here.

Okay, so then, should I just go to or a three? Let's go to have three words from our Listener. This is somebody who's excited on Patreon. Yeah, I feel excited by this one. Yeah, I think they are these are good three words Which is not the side of anything against any other No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You know, I think these are the words that I need today. Correct. Okay. So this is from Jaden Douglas. J.D. J.D. I'm just double checking that I'm not saying that wrong or I didn't write it down wrong because I feel like...

How could you write that down wrong? Jaden Douglas. Look, it was possible. So hi, Jaden. How are you, bud? Hi, Jaden. Have you good, mate? Yeah. Oh, keep safe. Hope you're good mate. Yeah.

Oh, keep safe, hi. Yeah. Okay. You're looking after yourself all right? Yeah, all right. Looking after the family? Yeah. Good.

All right. Jaden's words. You ready? Yeah. Whole. Hmm. Hang on. How's that whole spell? W. H.

Oh, well, Lee. Great. Okay. Boob. Yes. Ariola. Ellis did, have we had these words before? Have we?

Well, did we just buy total coincidence on the 24 hour podcast? Come up with a sketch about someone who was made entirely out of nipple skin. I think maybe that was a coincidence. This is, um, wait, I'm not sure now. With Jaden sent us those words quite a while ago, I think. I think I might have seen them come through on the Facebook.

Yeah. But you're right. I don't think we have, we haven't done them before on the podcast, but we randomly did come up with a nipple, a full, full nipple person. A full nipple person that's gotten, it's made entirely out of nipple skin. Yeah. And then, I don't know what effect that has on their life, right?

But whole boob are y'all. I mean, really, you sort of, I can imagine a boob where the nipple is another smaller boob, right? Okay, wait, let me see, wait, okay. Yep, where the nipple is another smaller boob right? Okay wait let me think about that. Okay yeah where the nipple is a smaller. Because I mean if the boob had a had a boob, then it would be the nipple.

It would be the nipple right? Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Could you pick, sorry were you going somewhere? No. Because I could picture you know boob's all the way down. Oh well you're talking

about some kind of infinite recursion. I mean, Alastair, you got me. I mean, you could, I mean, picture, I mean, especially at the back of an animal, let's say at the back of an animal, say an animal, let's, if you picture just a regular mammal without its fur. Yes. Right. And then you saw instead of a tail, instead of it being spine in there, that spine thing has been done to fucking... To death, right? Done to death. In vertebrates, add in an autumn.

Vertebrates, I think he's what you mean. Vertebrates, yeah, that's what I mean. But instead of that, it's just a boob. And then a smaller boob where the nipple would go. And then a smaller boob where that nipple would go. And then a smaller boob where that nipple would go. Until you just have this kind of kind of disgusting chain of boobs. What's disgusting about it? What's disgusting about it?

It's a human body. I think it's beautiful. Obviously the boob is a very attractive thing to the heterosexual person and non-heterosexual people as well, I imagine. And all of the other varieties, right? But what could be more attractive than a boob? A boob with a nipple is another boob. Well, sure, look, and I know that absolutely

improved the most beautiful thing that's ever been seen. But you know, when you're looking, no, but I think maybe because of the recursive quality, it gives it an insect type feel to it. Because it's like you're not getting the relief for the eye that the nipple brings. You see, it's just kind of a clump of, you know, sort of tissue and it's, you know, it's a nice, it's a rounded shape of some sort, you know, and that, you know, that has a sun satisfaction, but the nipple is the rest for the eye. You know, it's, your eyes stop traveling around and then when the nipples there, you're going to, you can focus

on something. Sure. I think we talked about this before, the nipples there, you can focus on something. Sure. I think we talked about this before. The men's nipples are very much like if you were going to do tracking, motion tracking, they'd be the points that you use. So then you get to the nipple, and you think, oh, finally, I'm going

to be able to rest these weary eyes that I have. Yeah. But then you get there, and there's just another clump. Another boob clump. Yeah, clump. Yeah. And then you search on there for your eyes move wildly around that smaller boob, searching that in the middle. What's that? And while you're searching for somewhere to rest your eye upon, you get up there and then it's just another

clump. And then my clump and now my clumps and now they're getting, you know, they're no longer Hmm a size that is beautiful. I mean they still have like there's like a flower kind of feel to them where you know fractal The fractal kind of flower feel But I don't think they're you you're no longer getting those kind of like The joy that you get from it being this thing that brought you the first thing that brought you joy as a baby. Yeah.

You know, at those, at those sizes and perverted and it's, and it's, and it's not so sizes. I think the image is not complete without the nipple. Yeah. No, I think you're right. That's why people can just walk out and just cover, you know, walk out. I think you go, I think you go insane. I think, yeah, you would go insane.

I don't think you'd go more than six clumps before entirely losing your mind. That's why somebody can walk out of the shower, completely naked, and just have one finger over each nimble where you can't see any. And it's fine, they're not really naked. Yes, that's right. We all know that.

Another place my mind has gone with this, right? Is it feels to me like a surreal, something that would happen in a surreal version of Seinfeld, right? George has a new girlfriend. Yeah. And then after they first spend their night together, he has to go, he goes back to Jerry and he says, her nipples are boobs. He has to go, he goes back to Jerry and he says, her nipples are boobs. I love the idea of surreal fine-felties. Well, I feel like maybe that's already something that's done a bit by one of those weird Twitter accounts.

Yeah, but I'm not 100%. I'm gonna write. There's definitely modern day Jerry. Yeah. And then there's another one where it's just all a bit messed up. It's written in that internet style of like written by like an idiot or something. Like, some of the stuff doesn't make sense. But I'm not sure.

Like, this feels like almost like a sort of sign-filled but set set in a surreal universe or maybe in some sort of weird post-apocalyptic thing where everyone's mutated. I love that. That would be right up my alley. If we could just do a regular sitcom, but where everybody's a bit mutated. I love that. That would be right up my alley. If we could just do a regular sitcom, but where everybody's a bit mutated, I would love that. It's just a standard, like it's like set in the office.

Yeah. But everybody's mutated. Well, I, it's like all the admin people at Professor X's school. They did the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Adam's family. Yeah. Right. And that's sort of like, like, it feels like, you know,

where wolves, vampires, Frankenstein's, that's all the past. The future is mutants. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. So, if you wanna, if you wanna update that kind of thing, make everybody mutants. Yeah. Yeah, like melted face, or you've got a skin cape.

Correct. I think maybe Cousinette could fit in? Yeah, he'd still be fine. Yeah, I think it could be... Cross the line. Cross the line. Okay, it's the... It's the, it's the, it's the

Frazier of the Adam's family where cousin it has gone to Seattle and now he's living with a family of it And he's got a radio show. Right. I thought you were going to say that he's got a erection What happens when cousin it gets an erection? You see the lunedentation. Oh, and in indentation, do you see a penis coming through? Oh, yes, it could be that too. It depends how thick that hair is. I have two questions. Is cousin related to grug? Gotta be. OK.

And then the other question was, do you think if Professor X had his school at the time that the Adams family were around, they would be the kind of people that he would accept. Correct. In fact, I think they should do that as a crossover. Because really, the X-Men first class, they're going to go back a little bit further, the prep class or whatever. Like Uncle Fester, that ability to light a light bulb with his mouth. That's an unharmed, electrical power. Yes, you could fight evil with that. Yeah. Um, I think we should

go through the sketches and get out of here because there's other people going to come in and do a podcast real soon and we're running over. We got induction ceremony involving actual induction. What a great skit. Andy, this is going to be a lot of rock solid sketches in this one. Yeah, we got all the money. How is the universal safe word? This is this one's a skit. It's a dreams is the April Fools of the mind. Yeah, they wrote the minds April Fools.

Let me go like a game show. What's in the paper bag? This is some good stuff. Then we got the government gossip department. I've noticed that none of these have any jokes that you could easily think of, and that's why they're gonna be good, because people go into this.

Because they avoid the easy stuff. Exactly. Then we got Brad Snacks. Where'd you say jokes that you could easily think of? What do you mean? Like they've got jokes hidden them, don't they? Oh, maybe. Okay. Yeah. Like that's what I like. It's like, there's no low hanging fruit, you know? Only high level comedy writers can make anything out of this, you know? Which means that, you know, the less people, the less likely to

steal these. You know how they say that creativity thrives with constraints. Well, we're thriving with the constraint of our own lack of creativity. The greatest constraint of all. Oh boy, you wrote a very good show based on that. This is Journal. It's the Journal Company. Correct. Then we've got... Call them up and tell them about your day. They call you from Bill or Rose. I've written surreal sign felt. I don't know.

I don't think it's our idea, but there's just something in that. There's just something. I think George is going to practice. And then we let the boob fractal, which is the nipples or boops. And I think that there's going to be something in that. Something is going to happen there at one point. Imagine if your testicles were boobs. Each testicle was a boob. Anyway, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, at Two in Tank. If you'd like to support us on Patreon, there's a link down below this podcast in the little show, no area down there. I'll try and remember to put a link to the

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