Two In The Think Tank - 211 - "FAKE NEIGHBOURS (AKA BONER BONES)"

Episode Date: December 4, 2019

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They don't do it enough. Spanish names occasionally have a question, the upside down question mark at the beginning. Hmm. Yeah, I could, I could, I could, wait, do they? If English names can have question marks at the end, then the Spanish ones would do that. That's if somebody's really fucking around. That's when you know, somebody wants to make that joke,

question, question market at the end. They got to also commit to the question market at the beginning if you're Spanish. You know, and so then you have to be so much more absurd, twice as absurd. If you're Spanish. If you're Spanish. Yeah. That's why it's a bigger joke to commit to. If you're Spanish.

If you're Spanish. What would have to happen? What would be a scenario that would lead to somebody having a question mark at the end of their name? I guess if they're missing and you don't know whether or not there's still a lot. Okay. Paro Escobar. I think he's been found. I think the Pablo Escobar could be a new button on the computer keyboard. Right next to the spacebar, you could have the Pablo Escobar. And it's shaped like his face. It's shaped like his face.

And if you press the button, you make a billion dollars or go to prison. Or you get murdered by a Chinese, by it and not by Chinese by Mexican cartel Is he dead? I think did you get murdered? No, but I think he would have run a cartel that murdered people. Oh sure Look, I don't think it's that crazy. Okay. We've got this population problem. Sure. You know, too many peeps. Right. And I just think if there was that key on the computer keyboard, very quickly, we'd get things under control. Yeah. I mean, maybe if instead of a button, it's like one of those swipe pads, like on a laptop, you know, they have instead of a mouse. In that way, if you swipe your finger across

or also known as cross Pablo Escobar, then you get done. Or you get a billion dollars. Sure, yeah. Yeah. Because I think there's got to be a reason for people to swipe it Sure, I mean, maybe you could double tap it double tap then you then he's got some you know, he's got some if you tap

Pablo Escobar you get a billion dollars, mm-hmm, but if you cross him, mm-hmm you get murdered And that's it. That's it. That's as simple as that bot. We don't explain it to you. It just comes in It comes with every computer Simple is that butt, we don't explain it to you. It just comes with every computer. Okay. Yeah, I love it. And it's on a laptop and there's not a normal mouse pad. And there is a mouse that comes in the box,

but it's not plugged in straight away. You gotta plug it in so you don't... You're gonna think it's gonna be a... It's gonna be the cross, and that's how we're doing Pupply. Pupply... Pupply... Pupplo... The Asian Control. Pupplo.

Great word. Great name. Pupplo. Do you think if you were like doing a roast battle and somebody looked like a big Pupplo Escobar? You could say, oh look, it's FLABLO Escobar. You could say, oh look, it's Flabo Escobar. Yeah, or okay, Flabo Escobar, Flabo, Flabo. It's gotta be Flabo.

Still works. Yeah, you gotta make compromises somewhere for your art. Hey. You could absolutely do that, Alistair. Is that a big part of roast battles? I haven't seen many. All I've really seen is that one where Normal Donald did all those jokes about birds. Yeah. No, that's more of a roast, like a celebrity roast, but the roast battles, it's like one

on one. It's one V one. Right. And it's not improvised though. You like you you ride all your insults before Yeah, you prepare. Yeah. Yeah, I think you would prefer especially if it's televised. Yeah, and you want to win and They televised roast battles. Yeah, there's a roast battle TV show. Yeah, you watch a bit of that I've only seen a little bit, but you Carr would be a judge, maybe even Catherine Ryan. Okay.

Catherine Ryan. And the roast masters, while himself, you'll often be there judging. I've never absorbed any of this, but it sounds like fun, but then is it all just fat jokes? No. If you're fat, then people make jokes about you being fat. If you're skinny, people make jokes about you having aates. Okay. These are the rules.

Yeah. Yeah. This is the way it is always being. Yeah. I mean, if you're fat, people make jokes about, you know, being like lonely and, you know, whatever. If you have a beard. Not just fat.

Yeah. But like, you know, you're a three-dimensional character. But living in your mom's basement, things like that, if you're, if you've got a beard, people say that you're a three-dimensional character but living in your mom's basement things like that If you're if you've got a beard people say that you're a pedophile Could we design a roast Battle computer that That just does image facial recognition sort of processes what you look like sure and then just applies these You know very simple filters to very effectively deconstruct you.

I think, I think, Roachbot, every time that they've done, every time a company has released a facial recognition kind of program, they've always been racist anyway. And. And so they're halfway there. Most of them, that's even without trying. So in order to make one, it will be unbelievably easy. But what can we value at? What, you know, with this over, let's say, any person who even has just these basic ideas. Now that I've told them to you.

Well, I think once you've got the initial run of roast bots, it'll be very easy to then make a series of ones that sort of, for the domestic market, right? Maybe just like a small one that you can give to a family member or something like that. Sure. You know, they have those... Maybe one that you hate, so that, you know, because if somebody you give shit to, you could give them this and then you could give them shit without even being there.

Exactly. Yeah, it's something that you kind of put on their wall. Maybe it could be trained in your voice. Yeah. If you like the, the elf on the shelf, then you're gonna love the self-loathing on the shelf loading. Very good. Thank you. Right. Is this a sketch, do you think? Yeah, I think so. I think a little roast bark.

I think we'll start with a small sketch. Sure, let's do it. Whatever you wanna call it. Whatever you wanna call it, okay? I think I don't see why it can't be like something that looks a little bit like a Furby, right? Imagine if a Furby also hated you. Well, now you've got a product. And I don't think, I don't see why everything

has to be so nice. Oh, I mean, this is nice though. It is nice, you're right. Well, once it's a wise crack and little creature. Yeah. Now that's fun to it. Yeah. I've been like being made fun of by a creature

who is much weaker than you and that you could throw through a window at any point. Oh, yeah. That's part of it. That is part of the appeal. It's got a good heft to it, this little thing. It's full of sand. And. And then really of it. That is part of the appeal. It's got a good head to it. This little thing. It's full of sand and They really throw it and it redirects frustration that you may or may not already have anymore

Right Towards this creature Hmm, you know and away from your family. Yeah Unless you throw it at your family. Yeah Yeah, unless you throw it at your family. Yeah. Unless it puts strain on you, which then you take out on your family. But hopefully you're taking it out on this thing. I think just a little creature is always there.

I think it's a beautiful ad for this. And all it does is undermine you all day. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it takes all the latest technology in computer vision, analyzing what people are doing. Yeah. And just so it can criticize you. Personalize. Like what's the point of having all this personalized data? If it's not then going to use that to take the piss.

And it taps into stuff that's, or any stuff that you've uploaded online. Absolutely. It can tap into that and make fun of those things as well. Yep, yep. It has your full search history. This is like that time in 1997 when you uploaded to a forum,

a golf forum that you were just joining to troll people, that you are sad joining to troll people That you are sad Stop bullying me Look who's being bullied now you again and then you pick it up and you throw it through the window and It keeps coming back as well. It crawls back very slowly. It's nice Yeah, I, it could be able to fly, it could be like, have those drone features. Okay, it's sort of unstoppable. It's like a Terminator,

but just forgiving you shit. It's like a Ouija board, but just like, just forgiving you shit. It's like Dumunji, but just for, I don't know, I can't put it into words,

but I think you get it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what do you think of crab apples? You know, I don't understand them. You know, I still associate the word crab apples with home or mispronouncing crab apple. Mm.

What are crab apples? Are they smaller apples that are kind of sour? I think they're what you call a throwing apple. Yeah. Like an apple that you would pick at a brick wall? Yeah, I think as far as I know, the only real time in which people interact with crab apples is when they're throwing them at people. So I guess they're a throwing apple. I don't know if there are any other fruit that have been bred as projectiles.

I mean, it's definitely a high school thing that occasionally you do just find some fruit and you throw it at a wall or something like that. I haven't really done that in my adulthood so much. Yeah, I'm trying to think. But also, it's great about the crowd up, crowd up, because you're not wasting good food. No! Oh, this is good.

Because that's why we feel so bad about wasting food. What if there was more food that was made inedible? And we can waste that. Well, find all the food that, because it feels like I don't know if this is the case, but it feels like a crab apple, is the kind of apple that would have been in the wild before we had fixed apples. Yeah. Right, made apples. And so if we could find all the early versions, hopefully they're somewhere still, the early versions of these fruit and vegetables and things like that, hopefully they're somewhere still. The early versions of these fruit and vegetables

and things like that, early tomatoes, early maybe even like early cows. What were cows like before? Before we could eat them. We could eat them like that, you know? Before we fixed them. Before they even when they were just slender, just skin and bone.

And then we can waste them. I guess we kill them. Well, they're no good to us. And then we let them go. We're no good to us. We're no good to us. Throw them at the wall. No, but let's say with the fruits and things like that,

they're going to be. Yeah, well, I think the idea of breeding, having specific food that is just for wasting is a sketch. So you feel about that, Alistair? You know what I feel like? It's pretty close to it. Yeah, pretty close.

It's good to start with a second little one. I mean, it's like, you know, people coming to this, just people love food fights. It's like, you know, maybe it's a company that's like, look, people love food fights. Is there a way that we could do this? And make them morally defensible. And yeah, and make it well, we could use, you know, people are horrified with wasting good food.

But what if we got some bad food? Bad food. Well, then a lot of the times, people are giving their bad food to the homeless organization. Okay, this is even too bad for that. Yeah, this is food that even they, maybe they reject. And then also,

what about things that look like food? I mean, that's how they would do it. They would find like, you'd end up with just like stress ball burgers, you know, those can like, you know, they're just burgers. They're supposed to be burgers, but they're just a stress ball. And then they'd be like, well, this is more ethical. We can do this this way. It's a bit less funny.

Well, it wasn't that funny to begin with, but... No, I know, but I'm saying this is how sad it would be. Yeah, yeah. I mean, can you breed food? Like crab apples quite no, I know, but I'm saying this is how sad it would be. Yeah, yeah. We could, I mean, can you breed food? Like crab apples quite hard, you know, like as actually as a thing to throw, it would probably do quite a bit of damage. Yeah, I mean, that would be good for throwing it at a brick wall, but then once you're throwing it at people.

You're right, you're right. But if you could line up one person and then like a bunch of people with crab apples throwing it at them like they're blindfolded, like like they're at a shooting wall then it's like then it's only like an instant of getting hit really and everybody else gets lots of satisfaction. Everybody else is so happy so you got to think about that. So maybe if the business owner was doing that. The business owner.

Yeah the person who runs this business. Of the food. The business owner. Yeah, the person who runs this business. Of the food. The food fight business. Food fight business, yeah, yeah. This is their sacrifice. You know, every business owner has to make a sacrifice. They're putting themselves in front of a firing squad. And so that people have something to throw at,

because they've realized that a lot of the bad foods are actually too hard to throw or to sort of moldy and disgusted. Mmm. And this is just, this is perfect. They've worked everything out so you don't have to feel bad about any part of it. Or it could be criminals. This could be a place where you put criminals. You throw food at them. You throw food? I think we've gone backwards the several hundred years. We just reinvented the stocks.

Yeah, was that bad? When did we agree that the stocks were bad? Yeah, I think that's a good question. I like, at what point? I never agreed. Nobody ever asked me if I wanted to stop doing the stocks. Because listen, bring them back. I'm going to name some crimes.

Yeah. And you tell me whether or not these people deserve having food thrown at them. Okay. Okay. Um, petty theft. Let's say a kid stole a chocolate bar from a 7-11. Yeah. No, I don't think they deserve having food thrown at them.

White collar financial crimes. Absolutely they deserve it, Alistair. You've got me on board straight away. And what I love about it is because they'll be wearing those white collars. It's really going to show up the stage of all of the food. And it's no part of this I don't enjoy. Right. And you know, the stocks, you know,

I'm thinking of getting you to stocks, they'd say something about like that. And then they're actually in the stocks. This is perfect. Yeah. Oh, how do you like the stocks now? in the stocks. This is perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. How do you like the stocks now? Yeah.

Stocks. And then market. And then market. The stock falls the food that you got from the market. Yeah. Yeah. You see. And the thing is that I knew I knew where I was going with financial crisis.

I had to come up with some fake thing. That was like, oh, Andy, we'll never go for this. He's too much of a lefty. He'll never punish a kid for stealing a chocolate bar. He'll blame. He'll blame his upbringing. You played me like a fiddle, Alistair. And I love it.

Love the fiddle. And I love to be played, just like a fiddle. You tucked me up under your chin, you rested, you rested me on your inner shoulder there, you pulled out your bow, and you did a number on me. And that number was Beethoven's fifth. I even have a few more that I think that you would go for for the throwing.

Obviously, I think you'd rapist. I almost don't want it for that. Well, that wasn't even the one I was thinking of. I don't want it for that because I don't think they deserve to be punished because I don't. I'm not so keen on everybody getting on and making all the jokes about the Epstein's and the Prince Andrew's and all that sort of stuff. I'm like, this is pretty fucked stuff. They've done like we don't need to be, you know, are you sure your jokes funny enough to make it about this? Yeah. Even when they're making like not I'm not I'm not so many jokes about the victims,

which I strongly disagree with. I'm talking about making jokes about the people who did it. I'm like, I feel like it's sort of, ah, it's just so horrible. Yeah, no, it's no good. But at the base of it all, it's a communal agreement that what they did was bad, which there were some circles in which that's not happening.

Yes, both. Yeah. I suppose that. It could be worse. Yeah. You could be psych, it's not that bad. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Also, I think another person has been murdered who's kind of like, or know who's killed themselves, who was like attached to Trump and maybe the Deutsche Bank. And so I think people are getting put in. Yeah, really. Maybe, maybe, anyway. So anyway, I had another crime, but I can't remember what it was now. That's fine. But the important is that things that were, I mean, financial crimes, that's definitely one, because they need to be taken down in not just they need to be All right, so this is the food fight company. Yeah, make it ethical. Yeah, financial crimes. That's that's that's like that's a gimmick I think we'd actually like

I Think I think people would even be really happy for bankers who like rip off customers Vulnerable customers. I think we'd even be happy for them to keep their bonuses if we just were allowed to throw some stuff at them in public. I'd be happy for them to lose their bonuses. I suppose. I mean, does it think anybody... But it just doesn't feel like it's ever going to happen.

You know how there's no punishment for any kind of voter election fraud, really? Yeah. Like in Australia, it's this like the Australian electoral commission. We've had these things with people using fake signage and fake flyers and pretending to be opposition and all this weird stuff. And then they're like, yeah, but you got in. And what can we do? Yeah, it feels like, I mean, I literally have someone in a notebook.

I was like, here's some really simple stuff that you could bring in to fix democracy. You fix democracy? Well, you wrote it down in a notebook somewhere. Yeah, I mean, but they don't want it to come out. No. They said the same thing about my next comedy festival show. I mean, it doesn't... It's not a bookstress.

But these kinds of things, like, like, anybody who's been caught messing from in any kind of election thing. Yeah. It should be, you just, you can't do politics anymore. Sorry. Not really, sorry. Well, it shouldn't even be like, sorry, it's just like, no, well, you know, I mean, you tried to mess with the system too. And that gets you a... This is the only thing that we have to keep. This is the only reason it means anything, because people don't mess with it.

You tried to mess with it. So, and therefore you can't do this anymore. You can't do it. All donations, there's no donations. Just no donations at all. Everything, any kind of publicity, which you need for elections, which I don't know why you even need to do publicity. Just, you know, have a website.

Have a website. We'll check it out. You can consider that to be publicity in some way. All right. It's, everybody gets equal time on the national broadcaster. Everybody, especially the minor parties. Okay, oh well, people who aren't even in parties. Yeah.

And no one, but you know, that part, I'm going into details I don't care about. I just mean the no donations from businesses, right? None of that kind of shit. Yeah. And then if you're trying to do the thing where you like get businesses to pay hips of money money and that's you're by splitting it up and getting on the fake names and that's I said No, you're out. You can't do politicians politics ever again. You can't have any donations

It's all just from from the government. Oh right. So everybody get from individuals Not even individuals. No, no $1 from from me. No None of that. Okay, so everybody gets money from the government. Yeah. Are you right, your name, Danny, but I'm going to be in part. I want to be in the government. You get money from the government. Well, like, yeah.

Cool. We'll figure it out. We'll figure out the details of the government. No, we can't. I'm sure we absolutely can. But then, because the Ross is just about who's good at raising money. And then who's good at raising money is who's good at selling promises to people who want to get something for their money.

Yeah. Is there a sketch in this? I mean, the the the the the bluntness with which you want to say, you can't just can't do it anymore and you're not allowed. It feels like there's a purity to that. It feels very, very close to being a joke. Yeah. No, you can't be in. Yeah. I guess the alternative is somebody who's very open

about how they're willing to just take donations and mess around. Like as in, they're saying, if you give me, if you're a company who gives me donations, I am willing to vote in your favor. I don't know if this is a sketch in there. What about big anti-corruption? Somebody who's in the pocket of big anti-corruption. There's a sort of an anti-corruption lobby who is willing to do almost anything to end corruption. And they kill, they have hit Scots.

I don't know, they donate huge amounts of money and they manipulate process and hack servers. But in the name of... Indicorruption. Stopping corruption. No, that's okay. What do you think about horse-synesses? Oh, I'm glad. I'm glad you brought this up, I lost it. What do I think about horse-synesses?

I mean, they're quite well covered by that tail Yeah, that's that's what some animals have instead of the butt cheeks, which are kind of like a Sort of like a some modesty fold Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, they are there little blinkers for your People I wonder if people there are some people No, I don't know 100% for sure, but you know how butt cheeks are close enough together that you don't really get to see the anus. You don't, unless somebody wants to show it to you.

Yeah, but, you know, thigh gaps are a thing. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a... The butt gap. If out there there is a sort of a butt gap. Well there are some people who don't seem to have much of a bum, and I wonder if their anus is just sort of a butt gap. Well, there are some people who don't seem to have much of a bum, and I wonder if their aynas is just sort of exposed to the elements.

Yeah. There must be. There must be. Of course. Then of course, there are people who will have lost their butts in accidents. Mm. Of course.

I lean like just the fleshy butt. Yeah. The fleshy cheeks will have been sliced off in some kind of, hmm, sort of like yeah, like a meat slicing in this incident. Yeah, yeah. Just sit here and then slide from side to side. Several times without paying attention to any pain signals my body is sitting in. Well, you know, maybe they had also just recently sat on a little of anesthetic. Mm-hmm.

Is it anesthetic? Yeah, anesthetic. Yeah. Is it an anesthetic, something that disinfects something or something? No, that's an antiseptic. Antiseptic. Yeah. And then they sat on an antiseptic.

And so... So they didn't get infected. Mm. Which is why they've managed to stay alive and keep their butt or their lack of butt. Perfectly flat. I mean, maybe that'll be a thing that comes in. People at the moment are in a very big, bulbous butt kind of thing at the moment, right? That's kind of like what's hot right now. It was a big bubble, like a bubble, but.

Bubble, but. Right? And people are getting implants to achieve that But I don't see why we won't end up you know, we won't tend towards like a fully flat Cross the back there's lots of places. I think we're gonna go I think we're gonna go the triangle But at some point well, we went there was a triangle boot period for a while so yeah, that's gonna migrate down eventually Yeah Maybe what about a penis that goes inside? You know, think about that. Well, I will right now, I'll take a moment to think about it.

I mean, there's going to be a procedure that you could have that maybe, you know, because I think the shaft kind of goes deep inside your body underneath there. Procedure you can have so that when you get erect, it kind of just gets hard, but long elongates inside the other tube backwards. Yeah, okay. And then comes out your bum. Maybe.

I don't know. I don't know whether they're connected directly. Well, they could be. But they could be. If you're getting this procedure done. Yeah, I mean, I was just trying to get it inside that. At the moment, it kind of just inflates like a balloon, you know, so I guess we'd have to redirect the path, get some other pipes in there. I think probably just goes to the blood vessels and sort of bladder and things like that.

If we talked about on the podcast before, it feels like we have the idea that like if all your bones were floppy and you had to get everything erect if you wanted to use it as a stiff thing, like you're, you know, if you wanted to have a rigid arm or thigh, you had to sort of rub it to a state of arousal, it becomes stiff and then this constant process of like trying to self-fluffing. Self-fluff every part of your body. Before you go floppy. Yeah, before you end up going floppy.

That would be perfect for sleeping though, you'd be so relaxed. Oh my God. Yeah. Unless you had a wet dream and then you'd be like. Yeah, but you wouldn't be awake for that. No. No, you say you wouldn't know about it. Yeah.

Um, is that the thing we talked about on the podcast before? We have talked about your butt kind of like, you say you wouldn't know about it. Yeah. Um, is that the thing you talked about on the podcast before? We have talked about your butt kind of like, you know, your butt. Your butt gets hard and you go, uh, must mean I'm, I really want to sit down. Yeah, okay. Um, but I mean, I think that's a, I think yours is like mine is, mine is all bones of boners, basically, boner bones. Are you working way too hard for way too little? There's never been a better time to consider a career in IT.

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try to leave too much dirty stuff out of the titles of the podcast. Sure. You know, and that's probably, maybe that's why our numbers don't girl as much as we could. No, I think I deliberately leave it out because of the, you know, the poo in the shorts incident. Yeah, but I mean, that's particularly gross. Who were like, I don't think I'll listen to that one. But you think people would be like, but I will definitely listen to boner bones. Yeah, maybe not. No, you know, but I'm just, you know, look, I don't think I'll listen to that one. But you think people would be like, but I will definitely listen to boner bones.

Yeah, maybe not. No. You know, but I'm just, you know, look, I'm just trying to give you the opposite point of you, you know, I'm sort of being the devil's annoying friend. Okay. It's an important role to play. Do you think that the show bones? You know the show bones?

Not really. No, me neither. But do you think it would have been very different if it had been called boners? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think so. The only thing that I know about the film bones is that I saw part of one episode where they had

like this sort of ridiculous 3D holographic thing that could bring up stuff that they were talking about and they could walk around it while they were talking about it. Like a bullet or a gun or something like that and we'd come up in a 3D hologram thing. Now, I imagine on the show, boners, it's like that, but it's 3D boners. Yeah, that's cool.

Okay, now I can see the, I can see the interest in that. How about this? I can't remember the new thing. It's a brona, right? It's a more manly version of a- It's your brother's bona. No, it's a manly version of a bona. Oh, I like that.

Yeah, okay. I like that so it's kind of got like, it's got shoulders and there's hair on those shoulders. Correct. Correct. Yes. Where do you think the shoulders would be? I reckon maybe like maybe half an inch off the head. Off the head, surely.

Yeah, so there's a bit of neck and then there's a widening there. And it's got guns. Big thick guns, not a weapon gun. I mean, mussely arms. We were talking last, I think only last episode, we were talking about dressing up your boner with a little dildo so that your penis could have a penis. This feels very much of a part of the broner.

Okay, well look, I'm just gonna write down broner just because it contains so much in it Well, it contains multitudes. I must say it feels like the whole of English literature has been distilled distilled Yeah, into into that what other features do you think a Broner would have a mustache? Oh, yeah Yeah, I think so little little hairy mustache. Would it be would it be? Would it go over the I mean, would it go over the, I mean, I know people call it the eye, but really, I guess it's the mouth,

of the penis. True. Would you say, would it go over the long ways part, or would it go over the short, the sort of the thin part? I think it would have to go over what would be considered to be the top or the end that's facing you, right? Yeah, so. Oh, but then that's less like a mouth, isn't it?

Yeah, because then it's like a... But I just think it would look so weird if it was on the side. But then it's a vertical mouth. Yeah. And here's another sketch idea, vertical mouth. A vertical mouth. A vertical mouth. A vertical mouth. Vertical mouth. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom. V could have more tongues. You could have a second tongue. Okay, well, why do you need a vertical mouth for that to be necessary? Be great for a beatboxer. Sure, but you could have a second tongue in your regular mouth. It doesn't need to be a vertical mouth to be able to have a second tongue. Okay, that's fine. Okay, so vertical, I mean, who's saying that there's benefits Wait, I'm just gonna write down vertical mouth and now we'll think about what the sketches

Okay, so what and the bar has never been lower Never be lower. Oh come on what what what you try to look back at this is this is a low point Allyson you can't this is not a low point because when I look at it it brings me joy Okay, okay? Whereas look we've got food fight company here, and we weren't feeling very good about that FFC LLC. Yeah I but I think as soon as we're into the throwing food at the white filipriminals, that's I'm already so happy about that. Yeah. Vertical mouth.

All right. What are the advantages? What are the some of the problems? There's like more food would fall out, right? Like you don't have that bottom lip that sort of must catch a lot of stuff. I think you could probably, I mean, it's not for the bottom lip. I don't know where you get the side lip. Yeah, two side lips. Right. And then the bottom corner there. Like that's where the corners of the amount is where stuff dribbles out and like saliva. Like you can imagine like that pool of sort of

dried flaky bubbly saliva that would be at the bottom of a vertical mouth would be awful. Sure, but that wipes away very easily with an napkin. Right? You wouldn't get that little collecting bit, little white foam in the corner of your mouth anymore though. Yeah, well, you wouldn't get strapped. No, no, because then it gets trapped like that, But this way, it's your, you're so self-conscious about the corner that mouth. You're always wiping it. And so that's one pro. Okay. Yeah. I'm running based out of the constant self-consciousness.

I think that maybe it'll still, because it's the jaw will kind of go into the cheek rather than into the bonal structure underneath. Bonal. Yeah, bonal structure. You'll be able to open a wider mouth and maybe fit more in. That is definitely true. Yeah. So if someone like you who I think if they could, they would eat a whole donut in one mouthful. I'm not really a donut guy but I absolutely am on board

where you're coming from. I think a three-byte sandwich is my dream. Is that true? Yeah. See that's that's really interesting. I find the bite each bite is a joy and I agree. Why not just bigger joys? No. I experience much greater peaks than you ever will. No, no, no. All you can hope joys? No, I experienced much greater peaks than you ever were. No, no, no. All you can hope to do is maintain, you know. What has to be so dull to be you? If a bite is good, why not have a bigger bite, Alistair?

I don't understand. Well, I know because you have, when you have smaller bites, you have more time spent in bites, you know, in the joyful part. Yeah, but my bites are bigger. Yeah, I know. It's more joy. I know, in the joyful part. Yeah, but my bites are bigger. Yeah, I know. There's more joy. I know, the one is not. The, anyway.

I don't know. It's potentially a little bit more joy, which I still don't agree that it is. Yes. And then I'll just have more sandwiches. For the last time. I'll just have more sandwiches. I'll just eat myself to death, Alistair.

You don't understand. You, it's a perfect system. I just, I can't think of a single benefit. A vertical value. But that's interesting. Now, doing something where there isn't a single benefit. Yeah. Now that's it.

So how about this? It's called, it's here's the ad. It almost sounds worth doing to me. So it's like vertical, so it's a person running through a field, right? And then they get to some corn. They're figuratively picked some corn, but they're family and you see them look at each other, but kind of just from, you know, you never see the quite their face. Yeah.

And they're like, yeah. Okay. Like that. And then they boil the corn I'm still I haven't seen their faces everybody's like I wonder what they have faces are gonna look like and then The corn you see them roll it roll it in the butter if you've seen that with somebody takes out the the block Cube of the rectangle about butter and then you just roll the corn in it I haven't seen it, but I can imagine it. Yeah, I'm loving it

That's okay, and then they roll it, and you're like, oh my God, I want to eat that corn. And then they, and then they tip the corn vertically, vertically like this, and then they bring it up, and then you see it, and it says vertical mouth, because fuck them. The vertical mouth, they bring it up, the, the, the cob is bashing into their nose as they try and bring

it close to their face. They can't eat more than halfway down the cob, they got a tail, so down there's a band in the middle that they're just never going to get to, right? Because the nose is always going to be in the way. And then the text comes up on the screen, there's no conceivable benefit. No, I think you could get to it. Not if it's a long cob. Hey.

It's a long cob. I know, but you can always chop a cob in half. Every time I try and imagine it, my mind flips it back around, so it sideways again. It's really hard to force your brain to think about a vertical mouth. Yeah. I don't even understand how the jewels would work, but it wouldn't be good. Whatever it is, it's not good.

Think like a mechanical person. You're like a mechanical engineer. You're what were you, electrical? Electrical. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, I'm gonna be able to. I'm gonna be able to.

Think like a mechanical engineer. How could you redirect that force, Andy? How could you redirect that upwards and down? Even this is just assuming that the jaw is like I'm saying, and it's still up and down and control, but then it's like mashing in like that. It could, you could just have the jaw, one jaw on each side, a chin on it.

Imagine that. Two chin. Two chin's, and cheek on the bottom. Mm. Yeah? No, now we're talking. Single cheek, two chins, one cheek. Oh yeah, you've only got one cheek.

That's okay. Yeah, that's okay, move it around. But then suddenly you got that kind of like rounded kind of cornery face like that. I don't know, you look more like you got like a toothache. Hahaha. That's amazing. That we still haven't been able to think of a single benefit. You look more like you got to think. Is that? No? No? Oh, I like it. I like it. Vertical mouth. There's no single, there's no benefit. And that's why

it's so punk rock. This is going gonna be so good when we finally get beyond you you have to have reasons for things. But nobody's ever told me the reason you have to have reasons for things. What if we find out there is no reason to have reasons for things? Suddenly, reasons are out, the window, vertical mouth. Exactly.

Well, I guess it makes sense. Now, see, if there's no truth anymore, right? No, which is what people are saying. Okay. We're still mourning truth, right? Because if there's no truth, then there's no need for reasons to find truth, right? And so we're just in a death rattle.

Yeah. Just struggling, just finding reasons for things. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Vertical mouth. To that frown. Side side. To the side. Up. Hahaha.

Turn that frown. Up side. One side. One side. Up. Top side. Side. Down side. Side. Yeah. Vertical mouth. Up. Down sides. Vertical mouth. God, that's a good scale. Yeah Focal man up down sides

Vertical mouth um god, that's a good We talked ourselves into something that might as well Alice there and that's oh Andy just thinking about a vertical mouth brings this joy. You got a Mary condo this shit, right? You got to pick it up and you look at it and you go, I like it, I don't understand it. It doesn't matter. It was sparking joy, joy, maybe. How can we do some words from a listener? You think we're there?

Yeah, I mean, sure. Yeah, I guess so. It's season two, baby. Season two, baby. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Maybe not a real name. Martin? No, I'm just... Okay, their name is Naken Bipples. Ha ha we have a bacon nipples sketch? I don't know.

I don't know. I feel like I know at one point we would have talked, I always thought that nipples look like you could eat them. You could cut them up and have nipple chips. Yeah. Well, I think, and then I probably mentioned that nipple chips is a thing in Monty Python and Life, Brian. Oh, yeah.

Wolf nipple chips. Well, there you go. Well, you would have. Otters noses. You know, all thatipple, chips. Well, there you go. Well, you would have all those noses. You know, all that kind of stuff. Well, that you'd put naked bipples has sent us in three words because they recently became a three dollar Patreon. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much, naked bipples or Mr. Bipples or Mrs. Bipples. Do you want to guess what the first word is? Yeah, laproscopy. Andy, it's two with a double O. Okay, right. Yeah, okay. Ripe. It's many.

Too many. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I've got this. Now they've basically laid it out for you. Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I've got this now. They've basically laid it out for you. Verissa Militude. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Too many. Verissa Militude. Thanks. I didn't think you would get it this time. Too many. It's what you know it's interesting is that

really you I mean you would think that each word that you pick has equal weight right in terms of probability of you getting it but then somehow that seems wrong with very similar to whatever. You think that that's never gonna be you think that's a that was a low You think that that was a low percentage word? It was a low percentage word until we just mentioned it now. Now it's a, now it's up there and one of the most highly probable words. Yeah. Anyway, the last word is ads.

Too many ads. I said, I said to Naked and I said, I said, I feel like you're giving us some subtext here. And then they said that that's not what they meant. Yeah, that's great because we don't do that many ads. But there are, look, I do think that a lot of podcasts, and I'm not criticizing any podcasts, but a lot of podcasts do do too many ads.

Like podcasts get big and they get quite successful. And then suddenly they're doing too many ads and they plug in the T-shirts And they've got their two or dates coming up and then half of the podcasters just the ads and the two or dates and the T-shirts And then and then and then something about the network and then you oh and here's another podcast on our network and great fine, but You know I'm gonna make a podcast, all it is is plugs for other podcasts on my network. In fact, I'm gonna make a whole network where all we ever do is plug the other podcast on our network.

I love that. I mean, that could be really funny podcast. Could be, it wouldn't be a sketch though. Is there a sketch in there? Oh, I don't know. Too many ads. I mean, have you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever bought something based on an ad

that you saw on the internet? If I have, it's unbelievably rare. Like as in, you know, it's a concert or something like that that I wouldn't have heard of. Oh, I did buy one cheap projector. Oh, yeah, that's true. Off of an Instagram thing, which was a huge mistake. It doesn't, it had the worst quality. It's so bad, right? I mean, it's tiny, which is interesting. And yeah yeah and for $99 or whatever like that Still I bet you wish you had that $99 back. I could really use it right now. Yeah

So anyway if anyone wants to buy a small projector It's got one for sale just $99. Yeah, well I'm willing to I'm willing to drop that down to 90 Okay, and it's barely being used. Yeah. We hardly use it at all, because it's so bad. Yeah. It's almost unusable. There was a time when I would, when I would just watch infomercials.

Really? Yeah. Like on TV. Yeah, you know, like you watch the shopping channel or something like that. Late at night, you'd just be like, yeah, I'm gonna sit through this info martial. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like the magic bullet one was always very interesting

and had an interesting story to it. Yeah, how interesting are we talking here? Like, it was like a couple and everybody was like waking up after maybe like a night out or something like that. It was, it was implying that, you know, the neighbors are coming over and one person is a loser. I think they're also the ones with George Foreman. They were always pretty entertaining.

Yeah, cool. I remember when we did that workshop for that sketch show that one time down in Collingwood and we pitched a bunch of sketches and they filmed them all in a week and there was something like that. Two days. Two days and they filmed a all in a week, and there was something like that. It was two days, two days, and they filmed a whole lot of stuff. And it was pretty cool. How much stuff was made in a short space of time.

Don't know how good any of it was. But I had one that was about the death horn of breath-naur. It was like an infomercial for this cursed horn. I like that. And it like you could use it for sort of summoning armies of unspeakable torment. And then you could also use it for just like mashing fruit in a cup. I see that's really, yeah, like that bit a lot. I can't really remember if it went anywhere.

I think I did a sketch there where I was a person who... Would come to your house and pretend to be a cat? No, I think I would, yeah, or maybe I would teach you how to be a cat so that you could... Oh, maybe that's what it was, but I thought it was I would be a cat so that you could make cat videos. I would dress up like a cat, and then you could film me, and I would just do cat things around so that you could get lots of hits on YouTube. Because of... Of people loving stuff to do with cats. You'll just be the cat. Yeah, I'll just be a cat. And I'll do all the, because if you have a cat, you kind of got a film at a lot so that it does the thing. So it just gets straight to the good stuff.

And also you have to look after it and that sort of thing. So this guy presumably he shows up, shakes your hand, gets into the cat suit, does the stuff and then is gone within half an hour and you can still have a life. And you don't have to have that relationship with a cat because they're a cat worker. They just show up. They be a cat. They give you the good stuff and then they get out of there. I think a kind of an arrangement where you could have kind of like a surrogate cat. So what it would be is there's a person who looks after a cat for you full time. And I guess they film it or it's hard to say with it like they they look after the cat and they film it constantly and then whenever it does anything interesting you get the video right okay yeah so it's

there like a full-time job just to film your cat feels like one of the things that you'd have like where somebody in Bangladesh is doing that. Yeah, absolutely. And so, and then maybe the cat gets mailed to you like once every six months or something so you can take a few photos with you holding the cat and then you send the cat back again. You never go and see it. It just comes to you. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, it's like it's it's that sort of on demand every type thing and supply chains and that sort of thing like maybe they can even They can tell when the cat's about to do something good and they they make sure that you get the cat When it's about to do something good just so because there's so much dead time Hmm, absolutely waiting for your pet to be interesting. Yeah, I

While you were saying that made me think about somebody that you could just pay to, I mean, this is like, you know, this is when you're a really nice person. Let's say I just pay somebody to stand in my front yard, kind of just do stuff, not really like, you know, all that useful, but just stand there so that when the neighbors come home, they're like, hey, how you doing?

You go, yeah, good. You know, this person's just having to go, yeah, good, good diet work, like that. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it gave up the good work like that. And just to make it feel like there's a great community. Mm-hmm. I like that a lot.

I like that a lot. Meanwhile, you come into your house through some sort of like underground car park or something, you never get out of your car. You never go outside. But yeah, it's like somebody who comes around to mow your lawns, but it's come, but somebody who comes around to sort of,

sure they might mow your lawns, but also they might just sit down, have a cup of tea, or that sort of, really create a vibe. Yeah, what they're growing is a sense of community, which is really important to me. It's more important than any plant. Yeah, and that's the real, you know, plant that you need to nurture.

That's right. Friendship, but I don't have time, and that's why I have gyms, conversations with your neighbors. Yeah, and so he can be there, he can be sort of like just pouring water from one of your jug to another. He's wearing a dressing gown, and comes out and he gets the paper. Yeah, he's like that.

So he kind of just lives in the sort of the lobby on my house. Look at that, there's a little area. Normally where you would hang coats and stuff like that, he just lives in there. And he could be, you know, and that would be a great thing to do with somebody who's poor. You know, they live there and then they thing to do with somebody who's poor. You know, they live there and then they're not allowed to go beyond the fence, like onto the footpath, but they can go between the house and the footpath.

Yeah. And they can go inside. I like it not. They're out in the, sort of in the semi-dogs, washing themselves with the garden hose or something like that, trying not to be seen. Yeah. And it's very important they don't be seen.

No. Well, that would destroy the illusion. I guess they could fill up the bucket and bring it into their lobby instead of, like, giving them sort of sponge bath. But everybody in the street has got one of these people. Well, that's what eventually you realize, yeah. It's a full facade.

Yeah. It's a bit of an interesting short film. I would like to see this. Yeah, great. What would you call these people? Lobbyists? Mm. Well, Garden Noons.

neighborhood community. Yeah. Conversationists. Chat team. Don't't know Alistair. And normally normally you're really good at this but there was a word that we community spirit. Yeah. Neighbors, neighbor. Harnacer. For hire. Just fake neighbors.

Yeah. Hashtag. I mean, aka. Oh, hashtag. Hashtag? We're free back hashtags. Hashtag. We're free back hashtags. Hashtag. Oh, it was a word you said?

Fake neighbors. Fake neighbors. Yeah, I mean, I think that's pretty much it. They could have whole sort of fake lives going on. They need to have more of those things built in. Those tunnels that Batman used to get his house out of. It's just some kind of wooded area. That's what will be hard these days with over development.

Is that that secret tunnel in? There's not many wooded areas to have your secret tunnel in. And so it's harder these days to be kind of a person with a big six secret layer that you don't want, you know where it is. I mean, you know, the blocks, the property blocks are so small that like, you know, you've got to, you've only ended up with a 300 square meter block and then you've got to give over two thirds of that to the sort of the boulder and the waterfall. That's right. The entrance and then you're, you can't really fit the car in, you know, it's going through the door. And people kind of suspect just from the difference in the way that your

sort of block of land is sort of laid out that something's going on there. That waterfall. It's supposed to look innocuous, but suddenly many things. The waterfall starts to actually draw more attention in anything. Yeah, and they go, why is that car always driving in through that waterfall? the waterfall starts to actually draw more attention in anything. Yeah. And they go, why is that car always driving in through that? What is that wall for? Although that's a, that's a, that would be a cool feature. I think Eric and I wouldn't be surprised if Elon Musk had a door that was, you know,

like a garage door that. Harry's, yeah. Alistair, I've got to tell you something about Harry's razors. You know what time of the year it is? Holiday time. It's holiday time, but you know who never goes on holiday? Bargons. No.

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for $5 off of any of these holiday shave sets. It's the perfect gift, Alisa, I'd love it if somebody got this for me. I'm disappointed I don't have it already. Yeah. Even though I have some that I use at home. And you could have it right now. That's how good this is, it's making me sad. Yeah. It's making me sad that I'm not as happy as I could be as I will be when I have this. It's really cast everything into stock relief, which is one of my favorite kinds of relief.

Anyway, we've got to go through the sketches. Oh, good work. Trying to get out of here. Yeah, no, no, no, no, I never want to. We've got roasting device, which is a little creature that roasts and undermines you at all times and then you can you can beat on it and it helps you take out the rage that you might not have had. You may not have had. But you definitely will. Sometimes letting out rage is great, even if you don't have rage. Like you see somebody with rage let out that rage, it looks like it feels good. But what if you don't have any rage to let out?

Well, that's where this thing comes in. It'll get you the rage that you need to get that rage out. Exactly, it's a rage provider potentially. We got the food fight company, but they're, it's like one of these places where you can just go and you can smash up plates and things like that. But for food fights, people love food fights, but how do you make it ethical? This food's inedible.

Well, in an inedible food, crab apples, you know, or you put yourself in front of a wall as the CEO, the ownership owner, or you start getting people who'd committed financial crimes into stocks. Yes. And we got all bones or boners and you have to rub them so that you can walk. If we haven't already come up with this idea. If we haven't already. But you know, something like, you know. Even if we had, then we'd be like sort of those floppy men outside the car sales places.

Yeah. Right, that, but with erections. But imagine how windy you would have to be, from you to flop around that much, for all that sort of soft meat to sort of be lifted up by the wind. Imagine how windy it would have to be, for the force of the wind on your penis to give you an erection. Oh, cracked it. It was blowing a gale out there.

It was blowing so hard. I cracked a windy. I cracked a bloody windy. Like if you get picked up in a tornado, right? If it's being thrown around, like that must manipulate your genitalia in some way. If you were able to just focus on that feeling, it might feel good.

Well, I mean, I imagine if you went skydiving naked. Oh yeah. That flapping that you see in your lips, that would be everywhere. Everything's flapping. Until it's not. Yeah. Yeah.

And then we got Broner. Yeah, that's the mask. That's the, we're selling the new Metmore masculine boner. Then we got vertical mouth. Yes. We can't think of a single reason to do it. Vertical mouth. It's for a post-reason world.

Yeah. A surrogate cat owner filming all the time. They're filming all the time. Sometimes even when they're sleeping You never know maybe they'll run in a dream. I mean cats are always walking on you Do you is your new cat walk on you in you when you're asleep and? Yes, it does yeah, the sleep top of me is it walk on your face that wake you up all the time never sleep properly Yeah, that's right. Yeah, now you're new dogs that wake you up as well

Yeah, what about you? You're 13 children. And now you're new dogs. Is that wake you up as well tonight? Yeah, it does. What about you, 13 children? They wake you up all night? And they're actually the best out of all of it. If we just kept it at humans, we would have been fine. What about, okay, then we got neighborhood community spirit harnesser for hire, or poor person who plays a fake neighbor, who lives in your sort of house lobby. That would work particularly in Canada

where you have more of a lobby or you can put all your winter boots, and things like that, you know? Part of your people's culture. Well, you know, think about it. You got, you got to need a place to take off your snow gear. You're gonna think about that. Yeah, is this what, over here we most, this is the new thing, the mud room.

I'd only really heard about a mud room for the first time a couple of years. You ever heard about a mud room? Oh, I've had a sand room. Yeah, where you kind of go when you take off all your clothes when you really stand. This is totally different. Oh, okay. Yeah. I've never heard of a sand room either.

Then we got secret layer entrances ruined by over development. And then, you know, how they adapt to that. No, okay, you know. Medium-density layer. I mean, they had that in the spiderverse. You know, she, she, uh, Aunt May really dealt with that really well.

Did she? Yeah, well, she, what she did is she built straight down. Oh, yeah. And she did is she built straight down and she had the entrance, you know, you can't get a vehicle in there, I don't think. Or maybe there wasn't a vehicle in there, but they all went in through the shed, just a small shed entrance. Such a fun film. So silly, so fun. Silly and fun, but at the same time, but really serious.

Tackled some really important issues. Did it? I don't remember those. Oh, dying, uncle's dying. Oh, uncle's dying. Yeah. If you want uncle's dying, covered? that's Spider-Man's got you covered. Yeah, there's so many uncles in that movie that die. Everybody could comparing uncles. Oh, how'd your uncle die? My uncle died this way. Oh, my uncle was my friend. Oh, my uncle was not even my uncle. Golden time for uncles. Uncle's day and every day. Wow. I did my uncle. Half the goal. Wow. Thank you so much for listening to two and the thing. I appreciate it. I don't know how Alistair feels. You know I don't

appreciate it. Yeah. Okay. I don't like the way you listen. It's no wrong way to listen. No it's not. Well as long as you're listening. You know I mean you can listen but are you really hearing? I don't care. I'm never sure if it's yeah you're listening but you're not hearing or you're hearing but you're not listening. Both sound like meaningful in some way but they can't both be right. That's true. Well is it? You're dancing but you're not prancing. Anyway look it's great to have you on board the two in the thing tank train. Yeah, absolutely.

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