Two In The Think Tank - 237 - "RAPID RESPONSE"

Episode Date: June 9, 2020

Selfless Defence, Grey Mirror, Twin to Twin Confusion, Judge Solomon, Gorilla in the Midst (of Love), Vampire Flies, Kayak Attack, CD Burning Bush, Childcare NappingHey, why not listen to Al's meditation/comedy podcast ShusherDon't forget TITTT Merch is now available on Red Bubble. Head over here and grab yourselves some swag....and you can support the pod by chipping in to our patreon here (thank you!)Two in the Think Tank is a part of the Planet Broadcasting family You can find us on twitter at @twointankAndy Matthews: @stupidoldandyAlasdair Tremblay-Birchall: @alasdairtb and instaAnd you can find us on the Facebook right hereNever ending packet of thanks to George for producing this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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if you can bring them something? Hmm. Yeah. Can I get? Can I? Can I, can I, can I, can I get, grab you a load of, no, okay, you know, why? I don't know, I don't know. I guess maybe when, I guess this is like if I'm trying to think of, I guess the other day when I did that drive

through COVID test. I guess asking one of the nurses, like who are just all dressed up in their, sort of, their plague gear. Can I get you, I'm just, just driving out of this test. Can I get you guys some box of donuts? I promise to touch the box.

Yeah, okay. That's a pretty, that's a, actually, that's a really good example I must say, but what you've done there is you've brought a lot of context that wasn't in the original query. And it's hard to come up with something like for just a sort of a general, inappropriate thing to say. You know, I don't know that there is anything like that you could say that would be inappropriate in absolutely every scenario. No, the one I gave you was a scenario in which it would normally be a quite a nice thing to offer. Can I get you something? Sure, sure. Yeah.

So then you just shift in the context to find a situation which it's bad. Yeah. Yeah. Well, do you think there's anything that you can say that is no matter the context is never bad? Oh, yes, all right. Um, what about I think you're a beautiful human. I guess while somebody's strangulating you to death.

Yeah, or what if you're talking to a dog, you know? Yeah, a little doggy dog. A little bit. A little bit of a dog. I think you're a beautiful human. I mean, it still doesn't make what you're saying mean. No, but it does make you seem like your motivations aren't pure. No, yeah.

I mean, yeah, it definitely. It's good to put something else on their mind while this is happening. Yeah, you're not being a distraction. You're not brazen. But this is the thing. Yeah, that context shift. That would be like somebody's strangling you and they're saying this really nice thing,

but then it makes you question whether or not they like you. Yeah. Or they're strangling you and they are saying somebody else. Stringly leaving Andy. Saying somebody else's name. Like, oh, this isn't about me at all. No. No. No. Are you fair to say I was like your else's name. Like, oh, this isn't about me at all.

No, no. Are you fair to say I was thinking about struggling somebody else? Oh, or I mean, that would be fun if you did that while while somebody was stringing, collating you. Yeah. Okay. And and you yell out, no, Michael, no. Yeah. Yeah, that's really good. Like, I think this is a sketch idea, right? And I'll tell you what it is. It's not suggestions.

It's not a self-defense class, but it is a class that offers you advice on how to take the joy out of it for the attacker. Yeah, that be murderer, you won't survive, but you can reduce what they get out of it, you know? And it's a... Tim, I'm Tim, you know I'm Tim. We've known each other for years. I'm going to be imagining that this is popular, Liberty Benedict Cumberbatch murdering me.

You're much shorter in person. What was it like working with were getting with Morgan Freeman? Not Morgan Freeman. What's that? Freeman. Very different man. Sure, sure. But related, who knows? I guess both of them.

And probably some other in their families. But I mean, if you were doing a bit like that while somebody strangling you, right? And they're saying, oh, bandit, it's cumberbats, you look much taller than you do on your films or whatever, much shorter than you do on your films. I mean, you try and not enjoy that strangulation. Like as a victim. Yeah, as a victim, it will be very hard not to enjoy it if you're running a bit like that in such an inappropriate tone. I saw that YouTube mash up of you pronouncing the word penguins wrong.

Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Is that a thing? Yeah, he did a documentary and somebody's cut every sickle tabie says the word penguins and he doesn't say it right. He says either ping ling or ping wing. And it's very amusing. Yeah, great. A lot of good content on the internet.

music. Yeah, great. A lot of good content on the internet. Yeah, I'm also glad to hear he's getting work. I know. I know, because yeah, it could. Because the arts can be hard. Art. The arts working in the arts can be hard. So I'm glad that he's getting continual work. Well, working in the arts can be hard. And so can having an unusual face. Is his face good or bad? I mean, let's... We should know. We have standards of beauty for a reason. Yeah, and it's so that you can be confident

in these kinds of things. And it's long and it's successful and famous and has and I think this is this helps a lot a rich deep voice and it yeah I think it you'd act it or it'd be a vehicle faculties in the brain well you go you think you think well his voice wouldn't be I guess his voice wouldn't be so deep and rich if his face wasn't good yeah a voice like voice wouldn't be, I guess, his voice wouldn't be so deep and rich if his face wasn't good. Yeah, a voice like that wouldn't be hanging around with a face.

Yeah, it's like he's got a little honey on his hip. I'm sorry. You know, you know, it's like, it's like, you know, it's Sharon Stone and you go, it's Sharon Stone good, but then you see, you know, I don't know, Sylvester Stallone, you know, on her hip. You know, she's got, she's walking around with Sylvester, so you should go, ah, nice guy like that wouldn't, wouldn't hang out with someone who's bad. This is a really, a really well-illusant, you know, and a perfect analogy, I was there.

Yeah. Took me only about halfway through that to realize you weren't talking about the viscous fluid honey on his literal hip. I know it's honey on his hip, you know, like Sylvester Stallone. My son's today asked me a question that I couldn't answer. They said, what color do you get if you mix silver with red? I would be across all of these mixing colors, things. I was bam, I was aquamarining them, I was maroting,

left right and center, then they hit me with silver and red. And in all my, everything came crashing down and had to shout at them and lock them in the shade for an hour. You'll learn where the red back spiders live. In this silver crack guys are you. I'll show you what happens when you mix red with spiders back. This is what I shouted at them. Yes. Yeah. But do you what do you think the answer would be? Ready silver.

Shiny red like that. Shine. I actually did go with like a Shiny shiny What did I say like a shiny Marone I think But then I was like that probably wouldn't be that Marone I's Marone or it's Marone more of a purple. I don't even know Don't even know anymore is Marone got it kind of like somewhere between red and brown. Yeah, yeah, maybe you're right I don't know Andy, but um, but let's decide on this. Is silver a type of gray? Well, I don't know. I don't know where it fit. Like I said, wouldn't I presume beyond any color wheels, along with its colors, which also defy, um, logic. We don't know where they come from.

Which I've come from. Fluorescent, fluorescent color. Oh yeah. Like shiny. I guess maybe silver is a shiny gray. But it's reflective, isn't it? Like real silver is just reflective and just reflects back whatever is out there.

So what does it look gray if it's reflecting things? But also, I think of mirrors as being gray. And that doesn't make sense because they just reflect the rule of murder, man. I mean, I am looking particularly old and haggard right now. But I mean, there's need someone needs to answer this. Why do I think? I mean, is this a feeling that you've had that mirrors are gray?

100%, 100% and I think a silver is being gray as well. But there is, because you polish up and you get, you get a real nice reflective surface. Yeah, that you think it is like a perfect mirror. I think a scientist in a sketch needs to get to the bottom of this. Why do we think of mirrors as being gray? Yeah, scientist in a sketch, eh? Yeah.

All right, let's put him in there. I mean, these ones are, this would be a good, a good entry for My Nobel Prize, my running series of Nobel Prize sketches, but if a scientist could get the Nobel, like these are the sorts of things that nobody else is looking into, but they are ongoing, they are real, they're plaguing people, certainly us. And being able to resolve this kind of shit is, that's prize. What have you? It plagues me.

It could be because I consider it that it plagues me because it eats away at me like so many locusts that have flown into my mind. So many locusts. Yeah what is it? It's sort of like it's not quite the Nobel Prize in common sense but it's the it's it's it's something that should be a part of general knowledge, I think. But it is absent. So it's sort of the Nobel Prize in expanding general knowledge, not specific scientific or anything like that, biology or whatever. I don't know who it would be.

I mean, it really's a study of us, it's a study of the self, because we're figuring out what's wrong with us that we would think it's not rather like, rather than it being a property of a mirror, do you think? Yeah, I generally, I cannot answer this question. I cannot answer. Don't know, don't know. Maybe they gray on the back.

No, they're not. I've seen a lot of them. They're red on the back. Maybe, maybe the reason why I think mirrors are gray is because whenever I watch a, how do you manufacture mirrors video on YouTube? Mm-hmm. They're always in a,

in a like a factory. And I guess they've got, they've got, and then you think, well, this is definitely, you know, and factories are pretty gray. The ceilings are often, you know, maybe gray. Maybe the ground is a bit gray. And,

every, every which way, point that, that mirror. But also these are virgin mirrors before they've been sort of spoiled with all the colors of having to reflect things and then my am i wrong i is just a light black or a

or a dark white dark white white. Dark white. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Like black though is funny. Yeah. Because I was thinking today as well, on this topic, when I was discussing colors with the boys, discussing colors. Peas. No. I, um, they, they asked what, you know, red and white makes and I said, pink. And they asked what red and blue makes and I said, well, light blue because there's no,

like pink gets a word like we're treating it like it is a different color. But light blue just gets to be a light blue. And so by that token, grey would be a light black or as you so rightly put it dark, dark white. Dark white. I mean dark white just feels like the name of something. Possibly a color. Yeah. Possibly grey. Maybe a tone. It's very, it's very, very us field of... Is it... Oh, absolutely. Is there a sketch in this Andy? This figuring out this dark white.

Hmm. I think... I mean, it's not. It's not a funny scenario. Yeah, okay. Well, how could we heighten it? Can we get a murderer in there? It's not a funny scenario. Yeah, okay. Well, how could we heighten it? Can we get a murderer in there?

Let's get some people in there. What about somebody who is question and can't get any answers, right? And becomes progressively more and more unhinged in their search for answers. So like somebody trying to get to the bottom of some conspiracy theory or something, in a movie starring Sean Penn, right? Yeah. But all they want to know is whether or not, or what color are mirrors and whether or not gray is dark white. all they want to know is whether or not or what color are mirrors and whether or not gray is dark white. And, you know, they're busting into the heads of the Julek's corporation and

threatening the CEO with a gun until somebody can answer this question. But then they would realize, you know, you know how often in one of these movies, your first stop is maybe a wrong turn. Right? And then you realize, well, they're not responsible for these things. You have to go to the physicists. But then it's a language thing as much as it is physics, isn't it? Oh, yeah. And so- And over the semantics.

Yeah. And then you've got to say, well, it's, you know, what are you going to go to the dick? You're going to go to the Oxford English, but then of course, that's just a repository of historical precedence, you know? So then you've got to really travel back in time. Why can't you get answers from people?

Because because nobody knows the answers. Also nobody knows. Yeah. Not that nobody's answering him for some reason. But he doesn't he doesn't I guess he he keeps searching for it and then he you know you would become start to things from you over time. Yeah. Because somebody must know it feels like there must be an answer.

It's one of those ones where it feels like so obvious. Yeah. Right now, who would you go to to to find out whether or not, like if you needed to know within the day, or like somebody that you love, it's gonna die. I mean, this is, this is, because that could be the sketch, you know,

somebody kidnapped your child. Yeah. Big some little Jack and Jill riddle types, psychopath thing. It's a, it's a legitimate question. Yeah, I mean, this is a fun movie. Well, then what do you do? I tell you what I do.

I'd go kidnap somebody else's daughter. And then everybody's daughter moves along one. But try and get them to find the answer, you know. But that won't save your kid. You just hope that this other person will find it because you can't be bothered. Or. No, well, I don't think that I'm gonna be able to find the answer, but I'm like, I reckon, but I reckon I could find somebody who's been. You could get away with killing a kid. I reckon that this, get that kid killing done. No, I mean, but if you, I guess,

I guess if you stole the kids of 10 people then, then you could get 10 people working on this, yes. On this thing. Yes. And so then Wall Street also trying to figure out this question. You're driving a mini van around 10 kids in it. No, I'm not. Trying to handle this. I'm not trying to.

It's part ransom movie. Part cheaper by the dozen. Yeah. You know. Parabits gave. Part philosophical. Why do you know pyramids gave part Philosophical why do you know, you know like and it and you learn something you know It's great to walk out of a movie and have learned something This is a film now. This is a sketch more. Yeah

They want to know I really like it See all you just just just just heightened shit. Feels a little bit like that sketch that you like, the Smiths, you know? Yeah, but this is going to be, this is like, this is the kind of like, you know, like these modern, modern hipster filmmakers that are kind of funny would do you know? Even on cut gems kind of situation? No, no, no, it's like it's it's I mean That is feels like it's kind of based in reality whereas this is kind of we're grounding it as real But there's this very ridiculous thing happening. I think it's kind of closer to like the lobster-y type stuff

But a bit more intense, I guess, because we're kidnapping kids. So I guess, I see that's the uncut gems part that you're talking about, apologies. If I did, isn't that interesting? Like, I don't know if I've seen this done in a sore type scenario, where you,

you're like, if you wanna get your kid back, you've got to kidnap somebody else's kid. Like that feels like a really obvious kind of thing where like there's this chain that just keeps going. Right. Yeah, let's going on? Then the element where, like, if you want to get your kid back, you've got a kidnap two kids. And then those people have got a kidnap four kids. And those people have got a kidnap eight kids. And we get this exponential situation where you know, hundreds, thousands of kids. That's, you know hundreds thousands of kids

That's that's you know, yeah, wait, I think I got lost I started thinking about how you would do a switcheroo. You'd have to like have a lost Like let's say your kid has a lost twin that you know about yeah And so you go and kidnap that kid you've you know, I guess you couldn't, when you're given birth to kids, you're like, well, I don't know if I'm old enough to have two kids. I think I'm responsible enough to have one. So you split up your identical twins. Yeah, okay. And then you give one to another family.

But then when your kid gets kidnapped and there's a ransom. Yeah. And for some reason, you can't just save your kid, but you have to just give it the old switch of roof through some kind of like some reverse heist, I think, where you're just trying to put something there. Yeah. Maybe it's like that Indiana Jones thing where the head of the little pillar, and you got to swap it for a bag of sand. But it's more advanced technology now, because we're living in the 90s baby.

And so you've got to replace it with an exactly the same kid. Yeah. Finally, you have an identical twin to that kid that you don't care about at all. Well, exactly. Yeah. But I mean, maybe, while after you've kidnapped it and you spent some time with it, and you remember that you are blood-blood related, you could start bonding with it a little

bit, you could make the switch a little bit that more difficult. Yeah. And then what you're able to do is cut both kids in half, so you can have half of each of the identical kids and keep them. You know, you're a very gifted surgeon. I mean, you could offer that to King Solomon. Yeah. Kidnapped. King Solomon.

So his thing was the two mothers come claiming that a kid is theirs. They threaten, well, this is obvious, we'll cut the kid in half. Everyone talks about it being the wisdom of Solomon. But what if he was just a psycho? Yeah, he could have been a psycho. I mean, it feels like a very king thing to do. Yeah. Yeah.

Actually, it feels more plausible to me that he was a psycho who just suggested that every problem involved, the solution to every problem involved cutting a kid in half. And he got lucky this one time. Yeah. Because right before that, he actually, there were identical twins.

And he said, we'll slice both yeah, so that you guys can each have half like that Rather than just say you take one kid the other one takes another kid. Yeah But maybe they were wearing handcuffs and he sliced that Is there anything in this idea kid Solomon? Kids Solomon it's King Solomon as as a kid offering to slice things in her. But is he wise perhaps? Is he super wise? Or is he not? Is he just good at, good, you know, good at slicing? Yeah, well see, I'm starting to think that maybe, yeah, he was a psycho, but he also likes to just feel emotionally and morally superior to people.

So when he offered, and he heard, saw that one woman seem really sad about the kid getting sliced off, he was like, here's my opportunity to seem morally superior to these people, as well as sort of financially superior and I have way more power than them because I'm the king. Yeah. How great is it that you get to have a, you know, like take care of like sort of judge Judy style

disputes straight up with the king? I think we could absolutely do a judge, Judy parody with King. Okay. And it is just, it's pretty brave for you're in, you're out, a couple of little scenes. And every time it's cutting things in half. You know it's good, this has got a name already.

Yeah. King Solomon's court. Yes. What do you say we cut it in half? Yeah. So, uh, so, uh, Michael here, they got to, so what is, Michael here. So what is the, what's the problem here? Well, Michael here, he on a national television went on there and he defamed my name. All right. What do you say we, we slice your name in half?

I think King Solomon has a, has a huge guillotine as well in the court. Cutting right there. He takes the guys driver's license and cuts it in half. And the jury, there's a jury, but they don't do anything except for they count down, I guess, for the cut. And they shout, cut, cut, cut. It's deliberating because they always want him to deliver the cut in a half verdict and he always does But it's still nice that anticipation where the jury is really shouting for it

Cut cut cut And when he does cut they cheer Wooo That's his catchphrase. Are you working way too hard for way too little? There's never been a better time to consider a career in IT. You could enjoy a recession-resistant career in a rewarding field, with plenty of growth opportunities and often flexible work environments.

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that's it of them. I think it's the most socially acceptable place to do it though. Let's see. I mean, you could maybe, you could maybe... I guess we're coming. So... Well, that's interesting, isn't it? Because it is not okay to kink shame. That, what that does is that you can actually get a low away with a lot of stuff if you can pass it off as a kink. You know, so you might not sexually want to pretend

to be a gorilla, but you might not sexually want to pretend to be a gorilla, but you might just want to pretend to be a gorilla independent of sex. But I tell you what, you roll that into your sex life. Suddenly, you think it's a drug you. This guy doesn't even really want to have sex, but he does it so he can make a gorilla right at the end. He's trying to see only place that at the zoo. That's the only place he goes,

he's got a yearly membership to the zoo. He goes there, it's not a satisfying, you know? It's like those vampires in interview with the vampire when they're sucking on rats. Oh, is that not movie where he's like, he doesn't want to suck in the blood of any more people. Right. So I think he starts sucking on rats.

And it's like, he goes, look, it does the thing, but I don't think I really enjoy it. Hmm. Probably because I think it was set in the plague time. And they were sucking on dirty, you said, of old English rats. You want a nice clean rat, don't you? I mean, a rat, actually, it makes a lot of sense.

If you can suck the blood out of a living thing, a rat is a pretty good pocket suck. It's basically an up and go. It's a little pack. And if you pack, you can have in your pocket or whatever crawling around on your shoulders and then get yourself a... To me, it seems a lot more practical than having to drag an entire human

into an alleyway. Yeah, be great to just draw in on some of them in the fru You think you can get frozen ones and defrost them when you have to have to have living rat, don't you? I think you probably want a living rat. I mean, I don't know. I guess like a you could have like a hibernating lizard You know like like one of those Cold the guise or something like oh, yeah like that sort of just shuts down, just lies there. I wonder if like, I mean, they don't, I haven't watched almost any of these like, you

know, true blood or, or, you know, any of these vampire series or whatever, Buffy or whatever, but I reckon, you know, because flies, you know, do they? Flies, you can put them in the freezer and then bring them out and they'll come back to life. Do you think you could just eat a bunch of flies? You know, like do you think like if you had to eat living things and you had to have sort of stuff that's a bit like blood? Yeah. Yeah. What about that sort of That sort of yellow mush that flies are just full of. Yeah. I mean, I imagine like cicadas would be full of that kind of like weird, like a liquid that would sort of trick the vampire body into like being like, yeah, that's close enough. Yeah. I mean, they're seeing now, aren't they? All of a sudden. Yeah. I mean, they're see now, aren't they? Oh, I was sad. Yeah, I mean, I think sexiness comes mostly from their clothes, the way they do their hair

and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. I thought that pretty gross. Yeah, but I mean, but also, you're also when you're thinking of them as sexy, you're picturing it because they're biting the necks of sexy people. Mm. You're right. I imagine like, if you, whatever you is not

to your taste in terms of looks of a person, you know, say you picture them sucking on that. Yeah. Yeah. You see, and picture them biting into the heel of that person. This is this is back to and it's an ugly heel. It's an ugly feel, isn't it? It's an ugly heel. Yeah, this is back to your theory about a bit of honey on the hip, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, this is, yeah, this is the voice with the face. I should write that down. Maybe is there something to add? No, if you know, I guess we're just insulting a man's face. A nice honey on his hip. Okay, so did we get anything out of this vampire bullshit? Yeah, I think, I mean, look, actually, I I don't know I was just about to write down vampire who eats I'm a I think that is absolutely Yeah, you can definitely get something out of that. They're so sexy. I guess and then that people and then seeing this guy like

You you're dating a vampire Yeah, is really impressed because they think it's so sexy. And the vampire is one of those good vampires who doesn't eat people's blood. But then you sort of, but they do eat food. I read that people will find out that they'll eat flies and think that it's less cool and sexy. I read that people will find out that they'll eat flies and think that it's less cool and sexy and so you get them back onto drinking human blood Because of the catch a

The idea like imagine how many vampires, you know that how many People they'd be able to hook up with you know at night clubs and things like that and get them home Because they're a vampire and they're so sexy. But then they're like, I wanna see you drink blood. He shows them eating just like a box, like a cage full of flies. Then he reaches in and grabs a handful of them. Duh, duh, duh.

And some of them are buzzing out of his nose. Yeah. One of them gets buzzing out of his nose. Yeah. Yeah. What if they get up into the nasal cavity? And he goes absolutely insane. Bleh. Bleh. Yeah. I mean, and that would kind of be something

that bats would probably eat anyway. Right. You're right. Do they eat bugs when they're in the bat mode? What are they turning to a vampire bat? You'd assume so, but what if they don't? What if they turn to just a regular bat in there? What if they're looking for both long moths?

Yeah, they turn onto like a flying fox and they're sort of eating fruit trees. Poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo on your car. Huge flocks and poop it on your car, exactly. Flying it to power lines. Yeah, oh man. Kitted and shorted out the tire. You know, District of Queensland. Yeah. It's a good video. Uh, Alistair, can I change your subject? Yeah.

At time, and this is going to be a dud, what I bring up. But anyway, I was just a, I was at a lake today, and there was a jetty there. And I was, there was a little plaque on the jetty to say that it had been opened by the 1973. And you know how like, like various different authority figures get these kind of like little titles in front of them like your judges your honor and When there is like your excellency or something like that. Yeah, guess what the mayor gets

Darling No, no my darling The mayor. No, it was it was worship. His worship. His worship. Who's worshipping the fucking mayor? I mean really? Yeah. His worship. Oh, yeah. I know. It's a real. I mean, it was that it was that a lake. Oh, yeah, I just typed in his worship into Google. And it says first thing comes up is his worship, the mayor. Hmm. So I don't know how they pulled that off. The maes. Yeah, that's correct. I mean, it feels like really just the warship. Yeah, that's something. Do you think there's any warships on lakes?

In case, in land, fresh water, Navy? In land, like yeah, like an inland, fresh airport car like aircraft carrier, right? That's for in case, you know, you get invaded and you have an inland war. Yeah. You fight them on the beaches. On those sort of weird sort of soggy beaches that got a lot of you know, and then you get into the water, it's real slimy. And there's a lot of slippery rocks.

These are the, these are, this is why you need a specific freshwater navy, because it's very different conditions. Front buoyancy, you know. That's right. No salt, yeah, of course. It have to make a different ship, slightly different. Yep. It have to make a different ship slightly different. Yep. It have to remove all that anti-corrosive paint for the salt water, which would make it lighter,

I suppose. I wonder if there are any kayak police because they're a bicycle police. Bicycle police. I think I've even seen rollerblade police although that might have been in a but I think I police to great Especially if they're going down rapids Stop I can't I'm going with the current

Going down waterfalls and stuff They're going down waterfalls and stuff. I love that they have to go upstream for some reason and they check on the sirens and then they're paddling furiously so slowly. Officer, there's a robbery at the cabin just upstream. Okay, I'll mod my way. It's like three meters away. Yeah. But then the criminal leaps into another kayak and also tries to, but you know, paddle it upstream.

And then it's just a really slow race. In the reference frame of the stream, in the reference frame of the water, they could be moving incredibly. Sure. But unfortunately, that's hard to pick up on camera. Be cool if it was a town, a small town that had two rivers going through it. One on each side and one river going up and one river going down.

But I mean, like, somehow the land is such that, you know, it's sloping in one way and then sloping in the opposite way on the other side. So that you've got two real working rivers going in opposite directions and then you've built a canal in between the two that you can ride your kayak to and you can take that as the freeway. Yeah, sick. Little barbos. And maybe in between the two, you could just have a sort of a still canal in between

the two that has no current that you can use as sort of a parking area. parking area and also transport because it's like two roads isn't enough if you only use kayaks to get around. I think this could be a show. All right, kayak police and. Kayak, kayak police, it's a there's a good pun or something

uh two river town Kayak Kayak the river Kayak no ah yes I mean bridge over the river Kayak just like a small bridge that they've built over the water kayak that somebody's just left somewhere. Every time they hit it, they're sick of stepping over it. Yeah, every time they head out, they have to say it's time for a kayak attack. That's one of the catchphrases in this kayak police force. And yes, in this kayak police force. And something that, like, I think there is a land police in this small town as well,

and there's a lot of jurisdictional debates. Sure. You know, if somebody, I don't know, I've had to say exactly, like, you know, whether or not they have jurisdiction over a non-moving body of water, you know, somebody's found in a puddle. And the kayaking police try to claim that that's theirs. I really like that, Andy.

I mean, like that's the storyline for the episode one of this sitcom. I think you should just start writing. It's called troubled waters. It's absolutely called troubled waters. Yeah. Yeah. Rather than two river term. Kayak police in two river term, double waters,

double waters. Two waters rap please Rapids rapids Bracken rapids rapids think about rapids. Oh, yeah Rapid police force Rapid response rap it response Fucking hell it took us enough, didn't it?

Oh, they're furious. Oh, well, you know, at least they're feeling something goddamnit. Yeah, I suppose. That's the name of this episode, by the way. What is that? Rapid response rather than dark white? Well, that's pretty good too, but it might be considered overly political in this time. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's not a good time.

Maybe we could say like black would that be better? I apologize and I hope everybody in the United States is doing well and taking care of yourselves and each other. Yeah, you hope everybody's doing well, do you? You're gonna knock it? Is there a way that every, no, I do want the police to be defunded. I have really liked this idea of just replacing a lot of what the police do with social workers. Yeah, yeah.

Or like, you know, specific, you know, mental health workers, specific, you know. But also like a lot of the investigative work, right? Like, why does investigative work have to be done by police? Yeah, well, there's that one time when you show up at the warehouse and You look through the door and then the somebody you see somebody running off and they hide somewhere Yeah, then you've got to unclip your weapon. Yeah, that's true And you got to stand in the door and call for backup all right Well, okay, well then whoever it is they don't they're not police, but they have got a gun and they're allowed to use it.

And I... So, but... But... Your idea is just... Give it, like, obviously they still have guns, but they're not police. Does that make things better? Oh, God.

I mean, to be honest, I think that would actually fix one of those problems there where police aren't responsible for any of their actions. And so by making them not police, you actually probably would get them to be arrested and have to deal with those crimes that they did. All right, we somehow talked about this. Yeah. That's not what I thought we were gonna do,

but history will be the judge. History, yeah. Yeah. How we going for such ideas, LSD? I'm not putting it in. Well, Andy, I was about to mention to you. I don't know if you know, but we have a Patreon.

And sometimes if people donate $3 to our Patreon, they can send in three words as a suggestion for a sketch. Okay. And today, we have three words from a listener. Of the support of our Patreon. Yeah, who supports this show and their name is Lorenzo Tiritico. I love it. All right, I'm going to try.

How many ways do you think that could be said? Toretico? Toretico? Tiritico. I love it. All right, I'm gonna try, how many ways do you think that could be said? Toretico, Toretico, Toretico? Toretico? I'm gonna Toretico. Toretico, yeah. Toretico. I think that's not gonna be, I'm sorry.

It seemed like there were gonna be a lot more options, but I think you've covered it. Toretico, Toretico. Toretico. Maybe Toretico. Anyway, thank you very much Lorenzo. Thank you, and I apologize. You know, we're just exploring with, and we have no help. I mean, Andy's no help. I'm bringing absolutely nothing. Andy, do you want to try and guess what one of the words is? Um, Quasimodo?

Oh, close. I mean, I'm guessing you chose that because of the, the inspiration from Lorenzo's maybe sort of Mediterranean name. I didn't. Is that? No. Quasimodo was French. Do you think the French is being Mediterranean? Oh, well, I mean, as a Marelda, she didn't seem. I didn't know it was French, but I guess Notre Dame.

Notre Dame. You think it's French? Yeah, right. Well, as Marelda makes me think that it could be from anywhere. It's a very, I think it was a very multicultural city. Yeah, I'm sorry. I hope this is not any way offensive. Lorenzo's three words are passion. Yeah. Christ. Oh, and do you want to guess what the last one is of the King King Passion Bryce yeah King King

My god, this is King this is the most religious suggestion we've ever had from Lorenzo He didn't say he could he could be from Vatican City Yeah, you're right. This could be our first cardinal. We actually don't know how many listeners we have in Vatican City. That could actually be where the bulk of them are. Yeah, whenever I have historically sort of checking the reviews from different countries, I've never actually occurred to me to check

how we do in the VC. Imagine if the Pope listens. Oh, I say that would be nice. It would be nice if he mentioned us at one of his big speeches. It would be so good. Well, I worry that that might bring us a certain level of scrutiny that perhaps we couldn't totally with. But I am mostly ready for this scrutiny.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I think I would deal well with somebody finding something awful that I said in the past. Like this is the one problem with this, is that I think that I would be really good at it, a dealing with people finding out that I did that I would be really good at it, at dealing with, you know, people finding out that I did something horrible in the past, but the only way you can find out how truly good you are is for it to happen. Yeah. So you, what you think you'd deal with it well because you'd be good at it?

I'd be good at saying, like, you know, like, at responding to it, saying, you know, look, I think I also agree that that is a bad thing to say. And, and that I, you know, I'm sorry. And I probably wouldn't say it now, you know, not in the presence of all you people anyway. You people. I see how easy it is to slip up with these things now. I don't know if you're as good at this as you think. That's good. That dry run that we just did. Yeah. All right. So passion, Christ, King.

So I'm aware that in the so the passion of the Christ's torment prior to the crucifixion is that right? And I think like it involved being sort of beaten up a fair bit. I mean, this is what the movie that Mel Gibson made was sort of covering in... down. And then he had to carry that cross 12 stations to the cross. I don't know if that's included in the passion. And the only bit that has stuck with me, because I must have seen it dramatized somewhere, not knowing anything about... I haven't seen the Mel Gibson film, but I do remember a bit where a guy offers him water, in like a rag, a wet rag,

and he tries to drink it and it's vinegar. Oh, that's vinegar. Oh, that's mean. It was a prank. Or... For his YouTube series. For his YouTube series. Yeah. Yeah.

His YouTube series gets water. I mean, look. But it's actually vinegar. With the story seems really bad. But I gotta say, it's not like if you were offered a glass of water, and it turned out to be vinegar. Like, if somebody offers me a rag to drink water from, I'm not gonna be like, oh, this is going to be taste delicious and

refreshing. Yeah. Okay. I mean, we're like, this looks like some guys sweaty, disgusting rack. Yeah. Dusty. Like, what would do? What would the washing machine scenario be over there in that time? I don't think it was good. And I think it was good. Exactly. I mean, some of the robes looked pretty clean, but then some of the other ones looked real filthy. And... Any, and you keep your rags on your road, right? It's on the road. Yeah, you're just talking about the quality of the roads.

Uh, I was just talking about the quality of the roads. I was just talking about the robs. Robs. Oh, robs. Robs are all peaking. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, oh, the roads, yeah, great. And are you thinking that this guy's rag was one of his old robes? Well, no, I'm just like, if you were inquiring about the quality of their washing machines.

And I was saying, like, if he's got a rag, it's probably not, he's not just buying like cloth to use as a rag, it's probably an old robe. So, you know, he's probably, and if he's, and if he's using as a rag, I mean, it's probably, he's gotten to a point where it's unwarrable as a, as a robe.

Mm. You know, it's probably sweated in it so much that it just stinks every time he puts it on. Maybe it wasn't vinegar. Maybe it was just, it was beautifully clean water. And it was the filthy sweaty, that it contaminated it. And this guy's been unjustly,

or Jesus, I think, has judged him prematurely. But has he ever tried to treat done rags? Also, how would anybody know this unless Jesus had gone, that was vinegar, that was vinegar, that jerk just put vinegar on that thing? You're right. So you think Jesus might be a deba dopa? Well, I mean, amongst other things, the fact that he's... I mean, do you think he did that? Do you think that's what he did? I guess. I mean, he...

Yeah, and he was on his way to... He was on his way to the... he was on his way to the, the what's the name, the cross there. And I mean, did he bring it up while he was on the cross? Yeah, I mean, I'm just wondering how his disciples know. It is final moments. Did he point it out to the people? Oh, and by the way, somebody write this down, that guy, That guy, she saw that guy who gave me a sip from his rag.

Yeah, it was vinegar. So if you thought I was having a bad day, it's actually way worse than you think. Yeah. I mean, it could be that somebody was watching as he sucked from the rag and they saw him wince and they assumed that it was vinegar But maybe it was just pain from carrying that cross and that

Crown of thorns. Yeah, I mean, it's a big it's a big leap to make isn't it? It's saying it seems like that person who ever saw it and assumed that's what it was had pulled the old vinegar Themselves a few times. Yeah, you don't think about that unless No, that way your mind goes. You done it yourself. Yeah, you don't think about that unless. No, that's where your mind goes. You've done it yourself. Exactly. I also wonder, I mean, maybe when Jesus went up to God, like he might have, God, you know, put it on like burnt a bush or something like that and let everybody know that way. Yeah, somehow. I guess you don't just use a technique like that once. everybody know that way.

Yeah, somehow. I guess you don't just use a technique like that once. The burning bush communication method. Yeah. Um, I mean, if that's in your wheelhouse, you're like, well, because it's like, it's hard to think of it as well as, as well as go down and tell people stuff to also have to think of a new way of doing it every time. That seems crazy. Well, and that also doesn't constitute

a valid communication system, right? If the form of communication changes every single time, then that's not communicating. Those are just random events. You need to, it's replicable. You need to have a system, right? Language has to be systematized to have meaning. It needs a grammar.

Like what's the grammar of burning bushes? Yeah, that would have been real hard to read. Yeah, especially, you're basing it off so few examples. Because I mean, there's, I guess there's bush on, bush off. Hmm. It's binary. You think it's binary? Do you think he had you think I mean that's the kind of, do you think he used binary to communicate with the, was it Noah? No, that wasn't Noah. That's a joke.

No, not a joke. Was it lot? No, the big one there. I think he led him through the desert. Moses. Yeah, was it lot the big one there? Yeah, I think he led him through the desert Moses Yeah, right So he So he spelled out the 10 commandments the 10 would have been so easy You're right Would have been so easy that first bit like Moses what have we gone this is gonna be easy one zero

Right, wait, but he's doing it in binary right yeah, so wouldn't that mean the two commandments? Well, yeah, that would mean I mean I think I think at first, but then he starts bringing in those letters Yeah, so then you know, he's interpreting it into whatever that eight-bit thing is. Asky. Asky. He's turning it into asky, asky or asky. Asky? Yeah. Asky, sorry. That wasn't an attempt to be funny then. That was just I didn't know how to say it. Yeah, anyway, so he's doing it in binary. And I don't know, maybe once the numbers get so big, he tries to find a way that he goes, oh, I can't, it couldn't possible. Is it just a one bush that he keeps turning on and off? Or is it like he's having

to do it? Like you burn one, you leave one, you burn one, you leave one. And then, you know, that's a real, it's easier if it's just one bush, I think. Yeah, I suppose. I mean, unless it's just Moses in the middle of a forest fire, and he's like reading into it. Running around. Running around, writing down ones and zeros.

This is the hard part with communicating in binary like that. How do you do next line? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you write NL. But then you gotta write that. Yeah, that's true. Asky. Yeah, and how do you do a space?

Yeah, space is hard too. In between words. I mean, I guess, I guess, again, if it's all being done in ASCII, then there'd just be a symbol for that. I don't know how you tell people it's the beginning or the end of a symbol. Oh, if they're eight bit.

Yeah, all right. I think it would stand up. I think our binary Bible interpretation. Yeah, but I don't know if it's a sketch. No, I think it's a sketch, yeah, the way that the bush actually was communicating. Yeah, okay. I mean, I think if it just took way more time

and maybe most had to go get a friend who's like a bit more tech savvy, a bit more like a bit more clever with this kind of stuff, like a mathematician at the time. I think that's quite funny. Yeah. Yeah. Like what are we looking at here?

Having to debug the bush in some way. Yeah. I mean, it's, yeah, it's telling the bush to start again. It's the equivalent of a just an LED light just blinking. Yeah. Or there was some guy who dictated it in entire novel and all he... Right? Isn't that like him?

Really? Yeah. I think there is a thing as such as called teletyping. Yeah. So I think maybe there is a typing system that you could do. I guess if you just think of like, think of those like an old Nokia 3210 or whatever, and then you got limited buttons.

I assume maybe you can blink and you can look from side to side maybe, or you could just go, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, go to every, you know, like there's 26 letters and then one space or maybe all the numbers and things like that as well. Hmm. Sorry, I was distracted by trying to look up this thing where what the movie is doing

that, but I can't find what it was. The thing I get is. Well, while you're doing that, I'm going to start telling you today's sketches. Oh, thank you, Elastin. We've got yell someone else's name while they strangle you. Yeah. Right?

And this is gonna be a way of sort of really making the person, you know, it's not gonna save you. It's like it could be a course or it could just be, you know, you're in that scenario and you go, you know, it's not gonna save you, but it's gonna make the other person feel bad and maybe make you really enjoy it or you could say something like

You misinterpret them to be Benedict Cumberbatch Think but if that's one of the standard maneuvers Course, yeah to make there the strangulation of you less pleasant. Mm. It's great. For them. Okay, we've got scientists.

Why do I think of mirrors as gray when they reflect the room I'm in? Now look, that was an idea in itself that I wrote down, but I don't think it's a sketch, but we've got it here that somebody kidnaps your kid, and then they want to know why mirrors seem gray, and you have 24 hours, or they'll do that. And so then you go and kidnap 10 kids

to make them do the same thing. And then you try and figure this out because really in the end, you're probably not going to hurt these kids that you've kidnaped, but you need people to think that. And it's really, it's just your kid that's in trouble. Yeah. Increasing your odds of success, right?

Because you're just one man. That's right. And you gotta figure that out. I mean, that's a really great thing. Those kids have the time of their lives. Most likely, I mean, they're being driven all around town as you go from lab to lab, you know, asking different scientists or neurologists

or searching through the library's academic papers. Yep. And the kids are, as they, the books off the shelves. Man, that's great. We got, so this is again, it's another kidnapping kid one. Someone's kidnapped your kid, but you try and replace your kid with its twin that you had abandoned.

Yeah. And you can't just replace the kid in your life. You want, you know, and pretend that your kid was never kidnapped. No, you that's right. Then with the one that was kidnapped so you can get yours back, let them think that they've still got your kid, even though they've just got an identical one. The good bit would be if you could make the other people think that it was just their kid that was kidnapped in the first place. Yeah, yeah, and then you're cut out of the whole equation really. It's like you're not even involved.

And maybe if you could just tell the... If you could tell the kid Dapper that they're actually talking to the wrong person, this is the guy. This is the number of the guy whose kid you got. Called the wrong place. Go around there, look at all the pictures on the walls. Kid looks exactly the same. The movie's called or the sketch is called someone else's problem. Yeah. There we go. Okay, can I just pitch this slightly simplified version of this? Yeah. Someone kidnaps your kid and you're like, I don't know, just kidnap another kid.

You know, yeah. Kids are everywhere. I, just kidnap another kid. Yeah. Kids are everywhere. I'll just grab another different kid. Jokes on you, mate. I got another kid from a bigger. So you don't actually want your kid back. You just get another one? Yeah. Yeah, sweet.

That's very simple. It's much better. We got Judge Judy, sort of type thing, but it's King Solomon's Court. He just does petty grievances and small loying things. Imagine if King Solomon made as much money as Judge Judy. Fuck it, hell. She's still the highest paid person on American TV. I think so. I think she was the highest paid person on Channel 10.

It is Shryah. Okay. I think, but I think she's hugely rich. And she's probably richer than King Solomon ever was. She's, I wonder how many kings Judge Judy is richer than? If you guys know right in. Uh. Or a kidnap your kid.

Yeah. For 24 hours. Or then I'll eat him. Or her, I apologize. Guy who likes making gorilla sounds. What are this? A die-care system, but they just kidnap your kid. Right?

Oh, that's great. But then you also make them go through that big long filling out of forms at the beginning thing. Yeah. That's why they think you trust where they're because of all the forms. No, I think one of the benefits of having your kid kidnapped is, you know, instead of daycare, like they bring them back at the end of the day, you get them back at the end of the day, their kids are found in a bush or something like that.

But you don't have to do the paperwork, you don't have to pack their lunches, you don't have to worry about getting them dressed in the morning or whatever, you just get up in the morning, the kids gone, the windows open, the kids gone, and then it... Well, the kid... ...I thought I'd get night or something. The kids don't have a front. So we've found your we found your kid these alive all right. I like that wait The kidnap child keels That's great I really like that what a dream that would be

You don't even like for the for except for the whole thing you didn't even know they were gone. Yeah. That'd be crazy. So guy who likes making gorilla sound but not he doesn't like having sex but he but sex is the only time that he can make that gorilla sound when he's orgasming. So he decides to have lots of sex. Yeah, right. Look, it's not a great sketch idea. I don't think there's ever been an episode where I've been more surprised by the fact the sketches are the end.

We've got vampire who eats flies is less sexy. And he's bringing gals or guys home. And, you know, then they want to see him drink blood, but because he's got that sexiness, but then anyway, we got kayak police. Maybe it just blends them up. Blends them up, and puts them in a little yogurt. It just throws a handful in.

Yeah, but towards his mouth, and some of them fly off and some of them How do you do you think though that a vampire drinking like a yogurt? Or having like a little tub of yogurt? Do you reckon they would peel the lid off and scoop it out with a screw? What do you think they would just puncture the top there and just suck it out? Yeah, I don't know exactly how that sucking works anyway. You're not sucking through your teeth. So like that part where you let their bite, especially with a really wide,

open mouth, right? And then which set of holes are you sucking through? Because you're not getting all of them by keeping a super wide, like wide, open mouth. Like a big hole. No, they punctured two little holes, right? They punctured two little holes and then they suck, like with the fangs, the fangs,

because you always see the, holes, right? Yeah, but it always looks when they're biting, it always looks like, like they're biting with their bottom teeth and then with their top teeth as well. Are they biting with their bottom teeth? I guess their top teeth as well. Are they biting with their bottom teeth? I guess.

I mean, really to make it happen. So to get some kind of leverage. Yeah, and so to get, I think it actually almost be impossible to just get two holes because you would just have to shove your two top teeth in. Mm. Like that, but like,

like it would be all about how fast you move your head towards the neck. You'd have to whip it down. It wouldn't be about your jaw at all, because in order for it to be about your jaw, you would have to sort of pinch the skin in between your bottom canines and your top canines. And then you would get four holes. All right, I must say next time we're together, let's just bite each other's next heaps. And see how many holes it makes. And we got Kayak Police in a two river town.

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