Two In The Think Tank - 254 - "HAIR TEETH"

Episode Date: October 6, 2020

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It's big. It's big. It's big. It's big. Hello and welcome to the Two in the Think Tank. The show where we come up with five sketch ideas. I'm Alistair. And I'm Andy George William Tronbley-Bertchell, a G'day.

G'day, Mike. G'day to all of you. And, you know, I was petting my alligator the other day. Okay. Because even an alligator with no emotions needs love. Yes. Although did you see that video of those guys who were getting hassled by that crocodile? Yeah and they're just pushing it away.

Just get out of here. Yeah. We're being bothered. But did you hear the backstory of it? That he knows this alligator and it's apparently vulnerable. No, it's not an alligator. It's a crocodile. Yeah, and it had been somehow rejected from being with the other crocs. And it was kind of needy.

Yeah, needy to feedy. That's that's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that confidence whatsoever. You don't have to get into my mouth if you don't want to. Yeah. And, and if you want me to go away, I will. That's what I want in a reptile. In a killer reptile is a little bit of humility. A little... low self-esteem, baby. Almost predators are overconfident. And they don't really think they're really kind of being quite selfish and don't think about what the prey wants.

Mm-hmm. Personal space is not a big part of it. Like, it's all very well to bite into somebody, but I feel like just by going close to a victim, you're already in a way attacking them. Because you're... That's true, yeah. The attack starts way before the attack does. Now, I don't know how this would work, Alistair. And this may not scan, and this may not be PC,

strictly speaking PC, Alistair. But I reckon we can do a hilarious parody of sort of, you know, I'm gonna say woke, I'm gonna say sort of lefty stuff, right? Where, oh, now it's wild animals, right? Yeah. Tigers and lions, et cetera. where, oh, now it's wild animals, right? Yep. Tigers and lions, et cetera. But now, before they attack the prey,

they have to get its consent. You see, and it's a parody of sex. Oh, sort of illegal sex. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I mean, you could apply the same kind of, you know, sort of caring about other people's feelings stuff to animal attacks and saying what's wrong with, you know, describe basically,

I guess it would be replacing a sort of animal narrator. Yes. Animal documentary narrator with sort of keeping in mind either real modern things like, taking up space and, you know, absolutely, you know, this one, you know, it's performing a micro aggression in the envelope. Yeah, yeah, that's good. You know, and then, you know, and then, you know, and also probably, you could put some gender stuff in there if you want.

You know, gosh, go for it. You know, and in terms of, you know, and also probably you could put some gender stuff in there if you want, you know, gosh go for it you know and In terms of you know the roles that they're taking and how toxic it is that the male and stays back while the females hunt Yeah, things like that. Yeah, absolutely. It's emotional labor as well that the Female lions have to do now We I think that we could do this by leaning,

if we lean into it in the right way, we can do this, pull this off as a parody of the sort of the right wing attitude to these things. You know, if we make it, because it seems like, or superficially, it's a parody of progressive politics. But if we do it in the right way, we can flip that parody around and have it the other way. Or we could just do right, because then the conservative, sorry, or we could just do right, we can comedy, that's fine as well. Well, I know, but I think I think if the reason why your idea is good,

is because the right-wing people can't tell when you're making fun of their side. And so they enjoy the comedy at face value. So they get to have a laugh as well, is what you're saying. Yeah. And I completely. And possibly pay us for it. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect. We get to feel like we're on the right side of history while still making those dirty dollars.

Mm-hmm. Well, you know what I've actually had looked, this is gonna be boring, I think. But I have listened to the, who's the guy who wrote that book about what the, what the 10,000 hours, Malcolm Gladwell's revisionist history. And there was an episode on satire that our friend Steph Brotchey asked me to listen to. And then because we're going to talk about, and he talks about sort of what is kind of good satire and bad satire in a way,

and then that the kind of, the good satire is kind of, I guess, stuff that was kind of like, call bear rapport. And, and probably like also like, what's the other one there that's still around now, daily show. And things like that, they skewer these issues and they kind of blah, blah, blah.

And then he talks about other things that were not good. And I think, and then, refers to them as kind of being ineffective and things like that. But I think, and then I think also there was a guy who wrote four lines, what's his name again? Chris Morris. Chris Morris, he did an interview on the BBC at some point where he was talking about, you know, satire that doesn't let, you know, that doesn't let them off.

Like, you know, you can, that doesn't let, that, anyway, I think what all these people are forgetting is that all of that comedy, even the good, strong satire, is completely ineffective. Yeah. Well, I did a tweet to this effect recently when they were talking about, there was that story about how the BBC was going to have more right-wing comedians. And I tweeted, Alistair, that hopefully the right-wing comedians will I tweeted Alistair that hopefully the right wing comedians will be effective at keeping the left wing out of power as the left wing comedians have

been with the right. Oh, that's good. I should go back and retweet it. Well, thank you. In a way, I just have retweeted by forcing it upon all the listeners. I've really speaked it. Well, that reminds me of another tweet that I did. Oh, yeah. The new podcast that we do, which is Andy and Al read their tweets, which was saying that if a tweet goes well, you should be able to go on tour and take it to small theaters around the country and read it out. Indeed, this was a tweet you did you did I believe today or possibly yesterday.

Yeah, yesterday. And it didn't go that good, but I'm, you had a lot of solid hits though recently on a day. Like they're not getting the massive retweet like things, but like we're talking good, like, you know, over 100 likes, pretty consistent, you know, schools. Sure. I'm definitely I'm hitting over 60, you know, maybe on a, at least on a weekly basis, and

you know, I'm breaking these kind of numbers. Is it? I mean, 60, that's like a classroom full of children. With the way things are going these days, school, fund, etc. 60 kids in a class, all my nightmares involve being tricked into going back to teach high school. Have I told you this? Every single nightmare I have in some way I am back teaching high school, they invite me along for some function or something and I go like an idiot. And then when I get there, I have to teach a class and it's always, you know, for some

reason, it's all of your seven and there's, you know, 120 kids and I haven't prepared a lesson and it's like it's cold sweat material. I wake up. So let's say that does happen. Let's say that does happen in your trick, right? And you're there now. You've got, you know, it's an assembly size classroom. And, you know, an audience that you've got. Now you are now employed because they got you there and through some technicality. What can you do? What can you do now when in this class that you're going to teach within this one class to lose your job?

So that you can get a quite a funny visual in my mind of me dragging out a TV. Like one of those little CRT TVs that you could all just peer at while you're in a class of 20, right, at high school. But I'm dragging it out in front of, you know, 300,000 kids at assembly down the front there. Putting got a VHS about sodium. Of Jumanji. Yeah, Jumanji. Great.

Okay, I guess if I was going to lose my job, I guess I would start, I would start, you know, low, keep the bar low. I'd just start rubbing my nipples both of them with each hand. This is the thing, though, Alastair, you want to lose your job, but you don't want to get on a list. You don't want to go to prison, right? No, of course. No, no, but nipples is not erotic. Is it? Well, if you're exposed.

As long as you're rubbing your nipples and consistently saying, I'm feeling nothing, you know. Yeah, but I could say, I'm not, I'll say, I'm not rubbing my nipples. I've got pimples here. And okay, right. And I support. And I'm working it up for my wife to, to, to squeeze it out later. I'm working it up. Yeah.

You massage it to the surface. Mm-hmm. To the brink of eruption. I'm getting it. If that doesn't, I mean, I guess obviously that's not good. But if it's an assembly type scenario, there might be other teachers there. And that's how, you know, really, do kids get your fighters and other teachers? I think, you know, if I think if there's one thing that we've been taught by hideous

lessons from history, it's as long as adults don't listen to the children, you can get away from with a lot of stuff for a long period of time. Sure. So it's going to take more than the nipples. I think Alistair, that as long as you're rubbing your nipples and it's a non-sexual thing, maybe you could prove that by taking down your trousers and exposing your clearly non Non-Erect genitalia, but then doesn't that put you on the list? You were saying that you didn't want to be on that. I think that you I don't think people can take you at your word

That it's not an erotic when you're rubbing your nipples unless you also show everybody that you aren't But then do I do I say that that's also a pimple? No, that's also a pimple. And the police come. I'm sure we're going to find a police come and they look closely in front of the whole class. You're standing there. The police arrive. Still, still there, everyone's still watching and the police come and they look really closely and they say it's okay, everyone, it is a pimple.

He's not a pervert, he's got acne. They, I just, just the way everybody, your pimples. Pitching, picturing the cops cops sort of hitching up those blue pads so there's a bit. And just squatting down two of the miter side of you and having a real good look. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a pimple. Whoa.

I guess it would have probably had a white tip. But, but, you know, I think you've pulled this off too effectively and now you no longer, you're not going to lose your job, unfortunately. Well, no, I'm not going to lose my job. So now we have to go to something else. Yeah. I think starting a fire. Yeah, starting a fire is really good.

I mean, yeah. Um, I think just acting really erratically. Yes. Yes. Like, I think if you did just yell, babies on fire, babies on fire, like that. And then maybe you banged dusters together,

down the aisles where the students are sitting. Shouting consistently, babies on fire. Yeah. No? Well, I mean, I'm wondering where this is relevant, apart from in my dream, where I'm forced to teach. You know, and I think it could be in a situation where we do have teaching is now a conscription thing.

Right. And you want to be able to leave. But could you just say, first words out of your mouth, I am thinking of murdering you all. Yeah. I won't. Like, I mean, in terms of losing a job, do you think that's enough? You know what I reckon you need to do. You need to find another teacher.

A couple of you go and tell the principal. I think you need to find another teacher and threaten them, right? Because I think you can't... Not enough to threaten the children. Well, no, I think can't not enough to threaten the children. Well, no, I think it's too much to threaten the children. It crosses a line, but we're forgetting that there's all these adults who don't have any innocence to protect. And you know, I think that's probably the safest way to target the adults, target the buildings. probably the safest way, you know, target the adults, target the buildings. You mean like taking acts to it, like the bricks.

Maybe, maybe try and just like knock out, or you know, knock out most of a support beam. Is, um, is conscription teaching anything? Alistair, is that conscription teaching is something I think conscription, other jobs is definitely something. Yeah, that is really interesting that, you know, that there's that sort of lottery where they roll, though, you know, they pick out your birth date or something, is that how they did it with Vietnam war? Yeah.

I picture it, they televised at the end of the news with a big ball and it is like the power ball. Oh yeah. I don't know if that's exactly how they did it, but imagine that because there would be some people who would have like a few kids and on one thing much like winning the lotto much like there's always somebody who wins the lotto not always but you know a lot of time in unbelievable odds. They could have five kids who her conscripted into teaching in the one night. Yeah, and they all, oh my god. I guess we're not that far. Yeah.

And they packed their bags and they put their, I guess they packed their apple and their sort of suspenders and chalk. And do I guess and then they live they live there? Yeah. I guess they still come home in the evenings. It's just that they have me teachers. Yeah, but then also when you come home they have to do work. It's just such a stressful job. There is so much pressure and I really didn't like doing it. Do you think being a music teacher would be easier? You know what, I reckon it would be because you don't... I was going to say there's nothing home work to take home to mark, but yeah, they probably would be. It was probably is as well.

Probably they find a way to make you give homework. We could have in Australia, and we're probably getting close to needing to conscript to people to pick fruit because there's no backpackers to do it. Yeah, because it's such a useless industry that nobody wants to be involved in. Well, the farmers don't want to pay people properly. Yeah. But they want to pay you by the punitive or something. But does that ultimately then come back to the fact that nobody wants to, nobody wants

to pay more for fruit? So what needs to happen is we need to pay more for fruit. So what needs to happen is we need to pay more for fruit. So that they pay more. How does the whole, how does the whole damn thing work? How does the whole damn system work? It's probably that, it's probably that, uh, potentially, maybe that's super markets don't want to pay more. Right.

And they have such a stranglehold. But then that hasn't set up this system in the first place because there are other industries that don't have backpackers to do the work for them. Is it because when it's seasonal work like that, that, you know, there's only a fruit season for half the year. There's just nothing for these people to do for the other half of the year. So you can't have it as a career. So it might even be less about the amount that you get paid and more about the reality

of doing it. You can't do it all year round. So you can't make a career of it. So there's just no workforce, no consistent workforce. So you have to get people in other ways. What we need is a job that only happens during the winter months, right? That when there's no fruit and nothing to be picked, we need another industry that picks up at the exact time when the fruit's all gone. And, you know, whether that be like everybody hires an umbrella holder, their own person

who runs around holding their umbrella, right? And that can be what the fruit pickers do for the other half of the year. Better still it would be something that involves the exact same physical motions. You know, there's, employs the skills that these people have. Yeah, I mean, what they tend to do is they just go from one season of fruit to another type of fruit.

There's no winter fruit. Surely there's no winter fruit. Are they winter fruit? I think there's winter fruit. We live in Australia. It's not that cold of winter. I guess there's fruit all year round. Probably lettuce. You know, lettuce or like cauliflower. Vegetables. I'd forgotten about vegetables. All the things that are in season in the winter, pumpkins. Winter foods, of course. And is conscription other jobs a sketch? I think conscription other jobs is absolutely a sketch, Elastair. Yes.

You know, and I think even to apply it to even in wartime, you know, imagine that you also got conscripted to be doctors or something like that. Like, you know, not that you were just being conscripted to be a... Maybe there's a power ball one where you like get conscripted to be the head of the army, the major general or something like that, not just for grunt work. But then you, if your birth date is on the big golden ball, which they pull out right at the end, then you're the head of the army and you're some nobody who has to then go and do it. And if like three people win it, which I guess there'd be a lot of people who have the

same birthday, probably more than three. All right. Well, then it's your exact birth time, which is just as important. Sure. Which is very important. And family all know this. Yeah. All know that. It's funny, because then it makes you think that the lottery is like being conscripted into being a rich person. Pottery is like being conscripted into being a rich person. Every day, your exact birth time happens. And we never celebrate it. You know, once a year, your birthday happens. But every day, your birth time occurs, your birth second. And it would be nice just to have some micro,

micro-sélébration. Like a celebration. Is that too? You should have like, it is a hat in your pocket. Pop it on. Party hat. Yeah. Pop it on.

Pop it on. Yeah, right. You could have some carbs. All right, I lost it. Conscription out of the room. Yeah, Andy, we've been going real slow today. Real slow, my God. Hey, here's a thing that I want to know.

How can I ever, ever, ever develop a working understanding of daylight savings? All I want to know is which way it goes and when and what that means in practice for my sleep relative to my children's sleep and the clock relative to that. And I can never ever get my head around it. It's just one of those problems that's too... it's simple but very complex. It seems intractable. And it's just the mind can't get around it. And there's no point trying. It's just you just allow yourself to struggle for,

why do we need to know on that first day? How you? Whether or not we've gained an hour, lost an hour. It's not, nothing has happened really. But I do, like in the whole day beforehand, I sort of half, spending half my time sort of half focused on the task of trying to imagine what will happen in the morning

and whether the boys will wake up. And I guess the thing is that it doesn't change anything for my body clock still the same, their body clock is still the same, just that the clock has changed relative to that. And it, you know, there's a good two, three hours of mild background panic that I have on that preceding day. And what I want is I guess a some sort of little thing,

maybe it would be made from wood, maybe this is already exists in Chinese culture, I feel like it probably does. Right? And what it is, is like there'd be a diagram, maybe a squirrel on one side and a dragon on the other. And there's two discs and you sort of spin them and then there's some little lines that line up and then there's like a proverb that that I think there just needs to be an image. It's an image that explains it so that your mind can grasp it. Well, I guess that's what I was getting to with my two disc squirrel dragon. And the dragons and then there's lines and then a and then a wheelbarrow filled

with muck and then it drops it there. And then yeah, after it drops it, you've got more muck, but then on the other one you just slide it simply. The wheelbarrow of muck comes and actually takes muck out of your hands and puts it in the wheelbarrow. And then obviously the muck is fed to the dragon Just something that a lot of you puts my mind at ease. Yes, correct Anyway, yeah, I look I agree that that's there's something there But are we coming like what is it? How do we I mean? I think that there's something fun and talking about this. Right. We're having a good-ish time. Yeah.

Could there be an institution for explaining? I really feel like you just have to take it. You gotta take it. You gotta take it. Don't struggle with it, Andy. Subtrying to wrestle with it. Subtrying to understand that it's just, it can't be grasped. And I think that's what I tell myself every single year,

but then it comes around and I panic again. I just... Yeah, I understand. I just want to feel in control. And the thing is that it doesn't happen often enough for me to get to grips with it. It always feels like a surprise. It happens in the middle of the night, you know? Yeah, like it's trying to trick you. Exactly, you know, I think it should happen

in the middle of the day and there should be, an hour long radio broadcast, where someone with a calm voice explains to you exactly what's happening and talks you through the changing of the clock. I mean, the total alteration of our system of time shouldn't be something that happens while you're asleep. Should be done out in the open with full accountability and

we should all be forced to look at the clock. Yeah. How it's happening. Exactly. You know that your phone everybody's phone should ring or maybe like the, you know, one of those war sirens could happen. Okay. And then that's the sign that you've got to look at the clock and then all the clocks, but then we would have to give government control to all our clocks. Yeah. Maybe there should be someone who comes around. Maybe this could be something that fruit pokers do when they're not picking fruit, but they come around, like someone would come around to read your gas meter. They come around to check your clock, right? And they, there's a person in every house in the country, an employee in every house in the country, for the changing of the clock. And they're there for a full hour as well,

as this takes place and they can answer all your questions about daylight savings. They've got a... They're there for the whole hour that you either gain or lose. Exactly. To talk you down, whatever the paddock starts to rise again, they get out to your questions. They've got a very impressive uniform as befits a time lord, which is basically what they are. They've got a, you know, basic

big bear keep a hat. What do you call those hats that not bear keeper? Be feeder. Well, there's big hats that they wear at the Tower of London. Or those big hats that they wear at the Tower of London. Sure. Big fluffy hat. One of those. Oh, that's not the Tower London, I don't think the big fluffy hats. I think those ones that are, those are kind of like big tall hats, be feeder ones. Right.

Not the fluffy ones though. I want the fluffy one. Yeah. Oh, okay. Maybe there's a clock in it. I think be feeders have a hat. Let me see. Just beef eater hat. Oh, maybe that is a beef eater. But no, I thought the beef eater was the silly one. Yeah, but you're thinking of the British royal guard. Right. The BRG. Booth right against it. My wife's dad was a British royal guard really yeah my cousin was a footman to the queen

one of her butlers wrote on the back of the carriage I think my grandfather's real dad he cared for horses for one of the princes and would go riding with him or king or something. Really? Apparently that's what you've got to do if you want to have sex with Queen Victoria. Really? Maybe he did. Well, he had an illegitimate child with his, I think the lady who took the care of his children and that's where my grandfather came from. Are you the rightful heir to the throne?

I asked my dad, he's talked to one of that guys, children or grand children and she doesn't seem to think that there's much money. It's a shame. But she does live in Cyprus now and I don't know if that's a thing you do when you have lots of money, but I saw a photo of some schnitzel there and it was a very big. I think we've talked about the size of the Cypriot schnitzel on the show before. I could be wrong, but I feel like the topic of enormous schnitzels is one that we have discussed. And yeah, well, I think in maybe in Europe, it's more of a sign of status to have big schnitzel. Whereas here, I think the sch Nitzle that they make is kind of relatively, you know,

it's made so that it can sort of fit on a plate and have other things on there as well. And so you can see that class is less of an issue here, I think. Well, that's interesting because I also think of Australian food, you know, much like the country as being, you know, large, you know, that being large, because we have more space, we have larger portions over here. I imagine in Cyprus being an island, space is limited and you probably evolved to have smaller plates and smaller meals so that you're not banging your elbows against each other as you gather around the table. It's interesting that's your theory because I think my theory is the opposite.

I think that we don't have that big a portion here. They're not served that big. And I think that maybe on a small... And that's maybe because we're such a big island. And then we have nothing to prove. Whereas in Cyprus, they are a a big island and then, and we have nothing to prove. Whereas in Cyprus, they are a very small island and they need to show off how big they are and they do that by smashing down their pork or chicken very flat so that it's very wide. These are, these are both really good theories about a very interesting and important issue.

And I'm glad that we're getting all this out there. I think that there's a paper that could be written, and I know a paper is not quite a sketch, but a sketch can start out as a paper. There you go. And it could be the relationship between Schnitzel, average schnitzel size in a country. Yes. And, you know, a country's, you know, self-worth. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. The esteemed apportion ratio, there are... That's right. I know that you can get examples of both island dwarfism and island gigantism in animals. For example, on the island of Flores, that's where the homophlearensis, Floreensis, was the little hobbit people, that species of hominids that were very small. But then on whatever that island is where you get the Komodo drag and possibly Komodo Island, they are very, very big. It can go either way. And so it is with Schnitzel.

And so it is. Anyway. I don't know. Is there a sketch in there? Was there anything? All this episode dead ends. Was there anything in the day lot savings thing? Well, look, I wrote down daylight saving understanding. Yeah. And I think it could just be somebody, it's daylight savings again, and they're struggling

to remember what that means. No, I think it's the people who come around to your house and spend the full hour there with you, talking you through it and have a big, beautiful. Oh yeah, there's the spend the hour. I think that's gotta be it. But could it be, could it be that it's a person struggling with it and so we get to see the struggle

and then we get to see this transformation as a new solution comes out. Mm. And we get to see the stress fall from their shoulders. Maybe some of their hair grows back. Yes, they're very, they become very hairy. Yeah, okay, right. All their hair grows back. Even that little peach fuzz that you know is on you when you're a baby. I mean, has a baby peach? We, we, there are all these theories about why human beings don't have hair all over their bodies like other apes.

Has anybody examined the idea that it could be stress, that it's all just fallen off because of the, the, the complicated lives that we lead that begin in the world. That would make sense. And then you would then you could sort of work backwards and figure out actually which ones are the calmest animals by which ones are the harriest ones. I would say maybe the yak would be the calm. They seem calm. Yes. And the woolly mammoth would have been very calm and that would explain why maybe they're all gone.

Yes. They're too calm to fight, you know, and then probably the giant sloth, that sounds like it probably would have been a calm animal as we know the sloth itself is quite calm, that giant sloth that would have been wiped out when humans arrived in South America. Unless the reason they move slowly is because they're paralyzed by stress.

No, no, no, no, that's the opposite. They're very hairy because they're calm. It's the stressed animals that have no hair. I was just for no reason proposing an alternative theory that adds nothing and quite possibly stymies your attempt to go anywhere with this idea. Alistair, come on. Well, I mean I did a similar thing by telling you your theory about schnitzels was wrong and by proposing the opposite thing. So maybe you thought that this is some new format that we have. Yeah, I guess so.

Where we come in and then we say to the person, yes, and agree. And then we say, but the opposite of your idea. Yeah. What if it was the opposite? What if an alternative that also isn't funny? What if that? Yeah. What if nothing? What if silence?

Well, Andy, Andy, I don't know, like mine. I mean, obviously mine wasn't funny in a ha ha way or even in a quiet way, where you kind of just acknowledge that it's funny to yourself. But, you know, maybe, I mean, what, what, what are their hairless animals? Are they're fish? Yeah, yeah, suppose so. Fish, whales, the elephant. But they kind of have hair in their mouth, don't they? No, no, they don't. No.

Baleen, Baleen, isn't that just inner hair? Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think that's weird teeth. I think what you're describing there is just real messed up weird teeth. I mean, it's a bit hair like, but it's still made from essentially teeth tooth material. Yeah, but then I think once you look back at the evolution of certain things, then you go like actually like teeth might have started as scales or something like

that, and then it's just some scales that moved in. Yeah, you're right. There is going to be, and some scales that moved in? Yeah, you're right. There is going to be, and hair probably also came from scales as well. So either way, there's an uncomfortable middle period in which yes, you either have scales or hair in your mouth. You can't get away from that. You can't erase that from history. The missing

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It just kind of kind of just falls that like, you know, it goes kind of straight down, but the longer it gets and goes also straight up. But the longer it gets, I guess, the more floppy and paintbrush like it is. And then eventually it's very long if you don't cut it. Now, I think it to me, it's quite like head hair, but it could be more fuzzy, like beard hair or something like that. But I also don't feel good about this being something that you have from birth, because then we've got to inflict this on a baby and then a child. That makes me uncomfortable.

Well, no. I feel much better about it. Obviously, at first you have your baby hair. Metamorphosis thing where somebody wakes up one day and they have hair teeth. Maybe. Yeah, but babies aren't born with their teeth either. Oh, that's true. Yes.

Yeah. So it's like six months in or something like that. They start kind of growing teeth. If you would start growing their hair. If you did have this, hair gums, how would you try and deal with that? I wonder if you could get some kind of a product, some kind of a gel or something like that.

So you could style your teeth into, or your hair into a kind of a ridge-like, T-the kind of thing. Maybe if you kind of use the wax to wax them down to a point kind of like the Beckham used to do on the top of his head, so to have that triangular peak. But downwards like that,

you might be able to, depending on, you know, you might have to use something stronger than a wax, maybe like an epoxy resin or something like that. And then sort of, I guess, just cure it with like UV light. And your thing, I think I've seen people wear UV light in their mouths for teeth whitening or something like that. You use that to harden your teeth. And you could just, you know, like obviously it'll work until the hair grows out a bit more and then that root will be pretty floppy. I suppose you, you know, I mean, to get basic with you, you could just shave it and then wear false teeth, but that's really.

Yeah, or you could shave it and Where we get where yeah, like where where false hair in there. Yeah, that is like It looks like hair, but it's much more rigid. It's a thicker bristle This hasn't been done as far as I'm aware in a horror movie. I mean I My my familiarity with horror movies is limited and that I haven't seen almost any of them because I'm too scared because of the name of the movie. Um, because of movie. Mm, movie. That makes me uncomfortable.

Because you, you don't like motion. That's right. Um, I find that terrifying. But, uh, it seems like something that would be like, you know, you imagine somebody turns around, right? Yeah. In a movie, in a horror movie. They open their mouth out all this hair falls,

terrifying. But like long hair that's being braided or like, or like, you know, dreadlocks. I imagine it quite straight. Or like, quite straight, but dreadlocks, oh my God. Oh, well, you know, because if it's, if it's just kind of like, motion together, from when you chew and stuff like that,

you'd always be chewing on your hair a little bit. Yeah. You'd probably then cough up hair. And maybe at some point, it would be so tangled that you wouldn't be able to kind of like, completely open your mouth. And you probably have to just like, you know, sort of throw a spoonful of soup

in through the hair. Well, then you can get a knife and you can just slice across. Yeah, once it gets too much, but you know, you don't want to be putting a knife, you know, or sharp knife too much. Or the time you're right. Yeah, sometimes you just throw a throw some soup. Just throw some soup. Just throw some soup in there. You probably like just push kernels of corn

through the gaps in the hair. And things like that. You'd probably then also get a bit of sustenance from all the hair you eat. I assume the body can digest it or... Or maybe you'd have hair balls. Am I right that ice creams are the only food that we lick? Ice creams and icy ponds.

Lollipops. Lollipops. Lollipops and toffee and mousse. Any food that you want to claim as your own? Yes, true. True. So you could do that to a steak. You could.

There are no. I'm just thinking there are no savoury lickables, is that right? You know, there's no licking cheese. They should make a licking steak, like a licking steak or a licking cheese. Yeah. I think, you know, like a kind of like a camembert type thing is sort of approaching the kind of consistency where you could lick it like a like a ice cream. You know, having a lot of calories.

Or like even a licking soup, you know? Like a soup pop. Yeah, so it's thicker. So it is a kind of a, yeah, an ice cream thickness. You know, we know we can get that consistency with like a mashed potato or something like that. So why not a mashed potato in a cone that's lickable?

Soup, yeah. Or a lickable piece of it. I think you can't just have it thick. I think it needs to be like it's it's got to be like a congealing or something like that so that it still kind of keeps some of its liquidiness like if you're making a soup. Yeah, if you're going to be able to be licking it off because let's say if you let's say you were you were making a liquids like a licking steak. Yeah like a licking steak. Yeah. The trouble, I guess, is that the fibers in it are too

Fibrous solid in order to break off bits. Or for, I mean, I suppose there's some erosion that occurs when you lick a steak, but I think probably licking a steak to completion would probably take months, if know, if not longer. Correct. And less, we enhance the tongue. Do you think, you know, unless we enhance the tongue, you know, well, that's true.

We could inbladen it. Yeah. So you know that thing that you use for cutting the zest off of a lemon that's like a little, like a tiny little greater thing that has just a series of little holes along the end there on a bit of metal. You get one of those, you attach that to the end of the tongue. And what I'm picturing here is that the tongue, when you're young, they cut a little hole in it, right?

And they put in one of those sort of Apple style maglock magnets, NeoDynam magnet or something like that. Now you can get attachments for the tongue, okay? I think you need a few of those. You need like maybe two at the back and one at the tip. Sure, sure. To hold whatever it is, you know, relatively, relatively relative to the tongue. Yes. But then you'd also need a metal plate on the top palate so that whatever blades you're putting in your mouth aren't cutting up your gums at the top. Well, I think you only keep it on while you're eating. And you know, like we learn how to not bite the fork when we're putting a fork in our

mouth, you'd learn not to slice your own mouth. But think about this, think about this. Okay, let's say you've got a stick on a stick, right? I think it's even, you know, you're using maybe you're holding the bone. Maybe, yeah, but I think it'd be nice if, you know, like it's a, you can go to a vendor, you know, he's got, he's got a nice stick.

Maybe it's a waffle stick. You know, you can pay extra for waffle, you know, and then he's just, you know, he's, he's maybe coiled, curled it into a ball for you, right? And then, so now you've got your greater tongue. Yeah. Okay. And then you run it along it Like that and then all those little bits of steak are now stuck in the little holes in The blade right inside the the greater that's on your tongue. Yeah

and they're now underneath The greater which is now in but so there's stuck between the greater and your tongue So then as you bring it in, now you've got to suck backwards in order to get those chunks out of there. And that sucking pressure reduces the amount of space in your mouth, which then pushes the blade bit up against your roots. What are you saying? And in order to get enough suction to move meat, you're probably going to have to completely evacuate

that mouth cavity and increase pressure so that's going to be a lot of pressure of blade onto top palate. Yeah. I mean, it's a lot of effort to go to avoid using the teeth, but I think it's worth it. Yeah. I mean, it is.

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Yeah, I like that we're making the tongue more versatile. And it's crazy to me that before, that we are going, we're thinking about putting a computer chip in the human brain before we've even put a single magnet in the human tongue. Yeah, before we've put a single blade on the human tongue, it seems insane. Think about this. You could have, you know, one of those egg slicers? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the blades. It's sort of like, you know, some blades that go up and

some blades that go down. Well, you put some of those blades on your tongue, some of the blades on the roof and your pallet, and then you just put a whole leg in your mouth, a boiled egg, like that. And you just one bite down, and it's, you know, in six pieces. And I guess you could just, you could toss one each, each one back at a time into the throat without even needing to sort of use your teeth. Yeah. Cause an egg is, you know, it's probably doesn't really need to be chewed.

You know, and we're not teaching you how to suck eggs, but we will have to after you get this equipment installed. Yeah, suck egg pieces. Yeah, maybe. Oh, that's a different, that's of course you've got to teach somebody how to do that. Yeah, but that egg's been shelt. Do people suck eggs?

Is anybody suck eggs? When, I mean, this is an expression, right, I'm not teaching you a grandma to suck eggs or... Yeah, I don't teach you grandma to suck eggs now. Yeah. What think so? Why would she be is she sucking raw eggs through a straw? Is she a body builder? Or is I think it's a not it's a good snack. I think once you get around this idea that you know you shouldn't eat raw egg. This idea that you know, you should need raw egg. Yeah This idea then suddenly

Like I mean people have a roggs and smoothies and stuff all the time and then movies and stuff Yeah, I think there's no reason why you can't you can't just go to work You know on a work site or something like that that, with just a skewer and a dozen eggs. You know, and just pop two holes, one on the top, one on the bottom, and then just so that you are out of work site. And where do you have these sort of raw eggs? Do you just have them loosen your pockets? Yeah, I guess you could have them loosen your pockets so you can have them in, you know, it's like it doesn't matter. You can sit it anywhere, sit it under a bench, just bench just bring I mean you don't have to have a basket

You can just bring the carton Just bring a cool dozen at a lunch, you know, and if you're hungry in a teen pack. Yeah I love it and if the flavor is is of any problems just have it with some gum That's really hit home for the L That is something Yeah, you know just you don't have gum either before, have it already in your mouth, as you're sucking it in there and just kind of,

eat that and swallow everything but the gum. Yeah. Or just save up a nice piece for when you're done, you know, sucking your day's eggs. We spend a lot of time trying to make food taste better. And no time at all trying to make our tongue taste less. You know, why not a little tongue condom that if you're going to eat or drink something that you know is going to be unpleasant, or you don't even want to have to factor that in. Yeah. You know, you just gag that tongue, you mask the tongue with a little what's it?

And that's no longer an issue. Think of all the time that you're saving the day. You can now eat anything. And think about the, you know, like the, a problem that people mention regarding say condoms is that you you can't feel as much. Well, that's the same scenario here with this with this tongue covering, but it's a it's an added benefit. That's the you know, that's a it allows you to have an egg, you know, and not have to enjoy any of the sensation. Yep.

Not have to endure. And it's a bonus. I think people are putting their condoms on the wrong part of their body. There you go. And you could call it the taste bud. The taste friend. Yeah, that's better. Good. Taste buddy. I mean, taste bud is really good. No, yeah, but taste friend. That's you've really got something there with that one.

And but then the suggestion is what the taste is, like he's your taste friend, but he's the one who does all the tasting for you. All right, because it makes it, or does the sock itself, does the rubber sock that you put on your tongue, itself have a taste, I guess just a taste that you want, and a texture you could have it ribbed on the inside. Yeah, and flavoured that you like. So you can... For your tongue. A flavoured condom, okay? You turn it, a ribbed flavoured condom, you turn that inside out, you put that over your tongue. Now you can eat anything and you're enjoying the flavor and the texture that you love, which is, boys and berry delight and rip.

And what? Rib. You love the texture of rib. Rib? Like a rib? I guess, yes. Like a single rib? Just like the bone, one bone. Are you getting? OK, so this is a ribbed condom that tastes like ribs. Oh, right. Yeah. I love the taste of ribs, but I think you want a nice texture. Something like, I mean, look, I agree, maybe, I mean,

if you're tasting, I guess the texture of the meat on the rib, you know, that's probably been slow cooked and things like that. Yeah, I think that's a really pleasant texture, but then still got some rigidity with, because you're probably still also feeling the bone in there. And all, and then that extra structure would really help protect you from the sensation of the egg you're actually drinking. Yes. Everything now tastes and feels like ribs.

What have we got out of this Alistair? We actually do have some things. I think there's a few things that I've written down at the beginning that don't feel like they're quite ideas, but I think we really started getting into ideas. I think once we mentioned hair teeth. Mm. Mm.

Yeah. So I think we have enough. I'll take this, I don't know if you know this, but there's a section where we We get three words from a listener. I'm intrigued His on our patreon who by donating three dollars they can get three words said out loud well by us and their name and

Thank you to everybody who does this and I'm sorry. We don't get to everybody just yet I mean we have been getting to a lot of people but I mean there's a lot of people who have resubmitted words that we haven't got back to for a bit and so I'm sorry for just the wait you know that everybody's having to go through I'm sorry too but today's words are from Timothy. No last name. Hi Timothy. Timothy. Hi Timothy.

Hi Timothy. Oh my goodness. What a dream. And so Andy, do you wanna guess what Timothy's first word might be? Yeah, grant. Grant? Grant.

No, but I think that that is a bit similar to one of the words in there. The first word is humorously. Yep, okay. Legume? No, the second word is sexy. Great, humorously sexy and I know that the last word has to be a little bit like Grant unless you think that sexy is a bit like Grant Maybe you know a sexy Grant That's very possible here. Burstly sexy earthworm No, man Humor is a bit like Grant sexy

man man yeah I mean isn't it interesting that so many comedians are uncomfortable with the idea of attractive people doing comedy right yeah like you do feel a little bit suspicious and I think what happened what we're realizing is that there's nothing that we can have that sexy people can't take away. As all the traditional sexy jobsman and yeah sexy sexy worker biologist yeah, you're left own you know they start to overflow and occupy other niches in the

ecosystem well those people who are just professionally sexy that's true yes you know and then there's sexy people in jobs, instead of that are kind of like normal jobs. You know, because that's when they move out of that as there's no more room in the sexy just being sexy industry. Correct. Yeah, but then there's also a job that's quite, I feel comedy is unsexy because you're debasing yourself a lot. But then sexy people do come in. And then they take over because then people want to give them opportunities because people go, well, even if it's not funny, I'm experiencing sexiness. Yeah. Yeah. There's, there's no, I mean, it's interesting isn, yeah. There's no... I mean, it's interesting isn't there?

There's no sort of circuit for you to try out being sexy, to work out how to get better at being sexy. You really do have to just learn that on the job, sort of in your everyday life. And everyday life is a job. Everyday. Well, when it comes to being sexy, it's, it's, it's something that you, you develop, um, you know, in the school of hard knocks on the street. Yeah. Well, what's amazing is that you have to look in the mirror and

do things that are sexy. And that means you have to look in the mirror and do things that are sexy. And that means you have to look at yourself and do a move and then go, that was sexy because I was a little bit aroused. Yes, right. And then you refine that. So you can work it out at home and then I guess, you know, try it in your every day. But I mean, I'm picturing I guess a sort of an open mic sexy circuit where you can go and stand on stage in front of a group of people, not with a microphone, but just with a bit of space and a bit of

a few eyeballs. Maybe a magnifying glass. Try some ways, try some ways, things that you've been thinking of that might be sexy. And people can, you know, react. I think, I mean, I went to, I went to, you know, I've rarely done this in my life, but I went to a strip club once. Yes.

And it really felt like the first few acts were open muck. Where it's like, oh, this person is still learning. And, and you know, they're definitely trying to get better. But for me, I think the think of somebody, like it's strange that the magnifying glass isn't used in sexiness, like in strip clubs and things like that, because you would think that there's all these parts of your body that are sexy. And what people find sexy is getting to see them. Yeah. But then you'll also notice that

was the other time. But once you take off your clothes, you can't show them anymore. Right. Unless you have a magnifying glass. And then, and you know, when obviously back when I was a stripper myself, people used to think, well, you know, I used to tell them I had a magnifying glass and people would think, well,

I was saying that because I had a tiny penis, but no, it's just that I had a bigger penis when it was magnified. And everybody likes seeing a big penis. Well, and but even not that, it's seeing the regular penis in greater detail. That's right. Yeah. And but even not that, it's seeing the regular penis in greater detail. Right. Yeah. Because the, you presumably, when you're as skilled as you, I hear were Alistair on the circuit, you can, you're doing things that are more nuanced and more detailed, that are more nuanced and more detailed, you know, within the sort of the overall canvas of the penis, the work that goes on along that is better appreciated in greater detail. Like why wouldn't you want to see those? And the answers. Well, a big part of my act then, you know, obviously,

was the magnifying glass. And because, you know, showing me having a big reveal after the big reveal. And so most people would think that once I was, once I had done the micro, sorry, once I had done the magnifying glass that I would be done. But then of course I had an overhead projector and then log overhead projector

then I could then lay some different parts on and they'd be projected up onto the wall. Obviously I'd moved quite sexually whilst my bits were sort of squished up against those bits. But then of course you can get one of those microscopes as well. The plugs into a overhead project. To a thing. And just imagine the details that you could. And do you invite people over to maybe even look down the microscope? Even though it's projected onto the wall. Yeah.

Well. But then I, no, I used to do it like that before I had the projector. I used to do it like that with a regular microscope and people would come up and they would, I think they would try to get into the, into the sort of, I guess, into the spirit of this strip.

Yeah. And then they would try and fillate the microscope, and that would mess up the lenses. Yeah. I imagine. They did get like, you know, hot moist air in between the two lenses. And I suppose that's probably why you stopped

doing that, offering that part of the service. Yeah. Because I'm like, no, no, no, this is not. You're just getting to have a look. Look with your eyes, not with your mouth. I also think that you, I remember that you insisted on a very well lit strip club. A lot of them sacrifice a lot of the detail that could be,

you know, you could be putting sexy things in those detail. In that detail. That's right. It's just like, you know, with could be putting sexy things in those detail, in that detail. That's right. This is like, you know, with really great comedy, you never miss an opportunity to add in an extra layer of humour. So it should be with sexiness, and that means you need to fill the room with light. And you're not just observing the thing that's in the middle of the stage. You also have stuff sexy things going on in the background. And the foreground.

Well, especially lights not just coming from above because there's many places in the body that kind of don't really see a lot of light. And so therefore other people don't see them very much. And so you want some flood lights coming from up above. Yeah. To sort of eliminate the inshadowed bits. don't see them very much. And so you want some flood lights coming from up above to sort of eliminate the inshadowed bits. Very flattery lighting I've heard.

Yeah, I'm recklessly above flood lights. And but then also, then there's some darkness that can't be reached with lights that are outside of the body. Yes. And so that's why my final part of my show involved shining light directly out of my rear hole. Terrific.

And that was a real light show. That was, I mean mostly it was just a laser pointer that I put in there and I could sort of squeeze To get a lot of people in the eyes with That's gross. You know. This is stripping the audience. That's the laser pointer. Everybody's diving out of the way. By retina! Is this because of what I did to your microscope? Yes, I had no, it was also a budget thing.

Yeah. You could get these for about two bucks at a just any sort of corner store well We did it out Yeah, I think that's a sketch I think that's sketch Taking stripping to the new level hmm. Oh boy Well, I guess I better take us through These so-called sketch ideas for today.

If you would. We've got woke nature, dock-o, narration, and all the other problems that are going on here, because people just focus on the feasting, but there's actually a lot of incursions into a person's personal space and that that have occurred way before that eating happens Then we have conscription other job. Ah I Didn't get specific enough, but obviously it was conscription teaching was the one, but I didn't feel like it was quite What maybe I think Andy because for you teaching is horror yeah you feel it

more but I think to the average person they see teaching is a very reasonable and decent career path and so conscription good job is a, is a weird idea. I think the conscription general as well, you know, conscription head of the army is, is, is a interesting. Yeah. Yeah. And conscription, yeah, I get, yeah, conscription, Pope. There you go. Then we got daylight savings, understanding and solution. So then this got all the people that come to your house and stuff like that.

But I think there's gonna be the build up where it's insane and they don't understand how they, why they don't understand it. I don't think there has to be the build up. I think it's just the person arrives at your door and that's the sketch kicking off. I think if there's a place for this, for it to make lots of sense, Andy, in the context of a sketch without having to explain it, it could be part of a show in which you're providing

solutions already. Sounds like a shot that we would rot. And the Scandinavian Institute of Ideas is one of those things where you can say that in this country they do this, in this region, and they send people out, because nobody can understand. Obviously, you don't want me to even mention that, that people don't understand. You just want this thing.

And don't even mention there's a problem. Alistair. Alistair, if you ever see a sketch, have you ever seen a sketch? Do you know the shit that happens to get you? It's a solution. Oh my God. You ever seen a body part in sketch?

They don't, when the Spanish Inquisition shows up at the door, they don't have a big buildup where everybody's like, well, I wouldn't like the Spanish Inquisition to arrive today. Here are some of the details of them. Yeah, yeah, sure, but is that a joke that's, is the Spanish Inquisition there a solution to some problem, or is it a ridiculous thing

that is only funny because it's a surprise? Mine is also going to be that. Mine is also going to be that. So I put them in a funny hat Oh, I didn't I don't remember that. Oh, yeah, I forgot that's right. It's the big furry hat Then we've got hair teeth Which for allosteries where this show gets going Show gets going. This is where this show gets going here, teeth. For some reason, I picture a lot of people

would just have that kind of crew cut hair, teeth. You got a part of it in the middle, obviously. What, in the middle of the tooth, like in the... In the middle of the mouth, middle of the bottom jaw. Are you picturing hair coming out of the top palate? No, don't worry about it now. Just around the gum. I'm just picturing it in the kind of horseshoe shape. Yeah, and that's not a picturing as well. You still pot it. Oh, I guess like what the teeth are. Yeah. Like at the front, the front teeth. Oh yeah, okay. I said to see what you're saying. I guess you could part it, but it's dangling. I guess

the down one you could. It's hard to part a dangling hair. You know what I mean? Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Then we got licking savories, which includes the greater tongue. Upgrade the tongue. Tongue upgrades. Then we've got sucking eggs as a work site meal. I think that the upgrading

the tongue I think we were closer with the oh or is this have we not got to the condom on the tongue. We haven't got there yet Eddie. Then we got the taste friend and condom for your tongue. These are all separate ideas. I mean, somebody's sucking a dozen eggs as a meal. That's a whole sketch and itself. A thesis could be written on where we draw the line for these ideas. Yeah, but I mean that is a funny idea in itself, right? You can, you know, just picture it. One person, I guess, reacts about how awful it is, you know, and that allows the audience to know that it's funny.

And it's odd. Oh, yeah. That's what they say. We could just put it in a whole world where everybody just does that. And then let the audience decide whether or not it's disgusting. I guess you could pre-fill the eggs with milk

or something like that or water. Yeah, you got to kind of get it in that way, everybody. No. And then we got stripping with a magnet in the last. I reckon I could design a special type of straw that is four, specifically four sucking eggs. I can picture it right now exactly what it would look like and where it would have to have holes and plugs and that sort of thing for this to work as an idea and then I would like to take this

concept onto it. I thought they're like a dragon's dead or something. Yeah, well try to encourage them to suck it egg with me. It's a suck egg, just try it. Yeah, you say I've already sold a million of these. Yeah It's a suck of a thing, just try it. Yeah. You say, I've already sold a million of these. Yeah. And I think Otis came up with a product.

Tell me. It's a small mask for your nose. You know how you sometimes you're out and about, and you see people who it seems like their mask doesn't fit It's really good. I'm properly to cover their mouth and nose second And so it's a small mask tiny little mask that you can just put over your nose to Solve that problem really good idea Can I just add this to my straw for sucking eggs? Yeah?

Can I just add this to my straw for sucking eggs? Sure. This is now, I'm taking into kind of like a vape or e-sig type territory. This is an egg sieg, right? And you know how those have a little battery that vaporizes the whatever it is. Well my one has a little battery that cooks the egg as you suck it. So as the raw egg flows over the little cooking element, it gets caught into a kind of a scramble and then you suck hot cooked egg. So you crack an egg into the end, or you shove this thing through an egg and then it's got a little heater element that as you suck it

up, it's all curdling and cooking there in the thing. It's incredible. Thanks. For some reason that seems worse than that. I don't know why. It's much more practical though. But, you know, I guess for me, I just like the simplicity of it's just a guy or a gal and just a sharp thing object.

You know, Papa could be doing it with a pen. You could just go, like that. That's good. Yeah. All right. Skid, skid, skid. It's so good, good, good, good. It's so good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. It's really good. Thank you so much for listening to the thing. Thanks. Sorry. Went on a bit this week. You've been very good by listening to the show throughout the years.

And that's why I have the years or a year or if this is your first episode, one of the episodes. You're really good at making it through this one. And thank you for your continued support on Twitter. You can find me at Stupid Old Andy. And that Alistair TV and we're at Tang Tank. Yes. Check out Al's Twitter. He's got really, he's been doing great stuff. And check out Andy. He does great stuff. I don't, you know, I don't think I'm any more special than anybody. Although my dick, I had a, I did post a sweet potato with a dick vein on it. It's crazy to me that I'd only a couple of weeks before had a dick vein potato that I was like,

oh, I should tweet this and as I was trying to take the photo, I was like, no, it literally just looks like I'm taking a photo of my dick and tweeting it. I don't feel comfortable doing that. And then when I say, you know, I had a few people say to me, you know what, I had one of these and I wanted to post it,

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