Two In The Think Tank - 273 - ”FOLK ROCK BILLIONAIRE”

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

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And then we, you know, we got two cocky. And then, of course, a leak of the UK variant came out of our quarantine, but we were too cocky to think that we could have a quarantine in the most populated city of Australia. But isn't it like Australia to look to old bloody, old England for our variant, to get a UK variant. Yeah, because ultimately it's still the mother country as far as I'm concerned. And God saved the call.

I call it the Wukong variant. Do you? Do you? Yeah. You put UK inside Wukong? Yeah, I just made it Wukong. Yeah, that's perfect. That works great.

Thank you. You know, there's a song by Pete Seeger and also by the covered by the birds. That's, what is it called? It's called Turn, Turn, Turn. And it has this, it's got this like, you know, to everything, there is a season called turn, turn, turn. And it has this, it's got this like into everything. There is a season turn, turn, turn, and then they list all these different things

that there's a time for, a time to build up, a time to break down, a time to do this, a time to do that, you know, all different things. And then in there, it's like a time to embrace, a time to refrain from embracing. And that line always to me, I was like, that's just like, that's a really weird thing to put it into a song. It's like, when is there a time to refrain from embracing? Well, business, business meetings. It's a, you know, and

that too. All right. There needs to be a, what was an imp a, and we need to invent a professional embrace. Wait, you need to invent a one? A professional embrace, you know, like the handshake, but like a more professional version of a heart. I think that's what the handshake is. It's a professional embrace. Well, I think a professional embrace would be sort be both hands.

You sort of approach somebody with both your arms out wide. That's the Oprah hug. And then you grasp their hands. You don't wrap them around. That's the Oprah hug. And then you shake them up and down. That's the Oprah hug. Is that the Oprah hug?

Okay, literally, I don't think it was like a... Which I think she did so that she didn't have to get too close to wall her guests. And I think what you're describing is the Oprah hug, Andy. You've invented the Oprah hug. Well, thank you. I mean... The business embrace. She's a business woman. It's wonderful to be on the same page The same page of oh magazine

No, yes How is that going I hope that I hope that's working out for her I think it's good player. I'm happy for her I think once once you hit the billions. I think it's hard to To go down. She got a billion. She got a billion. Yeah, I think she you hit the billions, I think it's hard to go down because- She got a billion? She got a billion? Yeah, I think she's a billionaire. She's cracked a cool bill? Yeah, she's definitely cracked a bill.

Right. I wonder if Bob Dylan's got a billion dollars. Well, didn't he just say- I wonder if he just sold his catalog for like hundreds of millions. That's gonna take you close. Yeah. And he's, you know, he's been, he's been performing since forever. Yeah.

He's still got all the rights to all this other music. What does he do? He just, I think it just sits and draws and stuff. Yeah. And he, yeah, he tours a lot. Yeah, I know, but that's money making. He does his weird art. That's money, make it. I'm saying that I imagine he doesn't spend that much money. He buys really expensive pencils. Yeah, I'm a real sucker for a pencil, a good pencil.

Yeah, folk rock billionaire. Sounds good, doesn't it? I like this folk rock billionaire. Is that the name of a band, do you think? The folk rock billionaire is? that the name of a band? I think the folk rock billion is yes Why is it is so Why does that sound so familiar folk rock billionaire some top millionaire? What's that thing? Oh?

Yeah, you're right slum dog millionaire dog millionaire folk billionaire That's what it is. Anyway, that's not getting us anyway. My business in price, I've heard already done that. I think there is something in a folk rock billionaire. Like, I think, you know, somebody who is, I mean, it's just like,

cause the whole thing with folk rock is that you're just playing the old songs, you're not changing them, you're like you're supposed to, you're from the people. And I think it changes something. It's like when you see Seinfeld now, and stage, he's an every man, but he's not like every man now, because he's rich. Yeah.

I, you know, he's, and Bob Dylan, he did sing a lot about, you know, early on. He's sang a lot about the dispossessed and the downtrodden. Yeah. And I guess, you know, it's like you said, you know, you, on, when we were on bookcheek recently, that writing books for the working class is a great business decision. Yeah. Because there's just, yeah, writing books that are on the side of the poor makes a lot

of sense because there are so many of them. And rich people don't buy more copies of the same book. No, you would have to, you would just sell one really expensive book. I suppose that's what it is. Yes. You know, writing a book, writing a book for the billionaire class, but it really is just a book, and then they can fight over it, like they can sort of try to outbid each other for it. That would be how you do it. you turn the book into a piece of art Well, that's a great idea because a book is a work of art and the problem is that people release lots and lots of copies of them Which devalues it's right lots of prints, but if you write a really good book like a painting by

You know bloody van Gogh. Yeah, then you should just make one copy and yeah, let it be, let it cost millions and millions of dollars, sell it, sell it at auction. I guess what you could do through as a writer career is that you could try to write numerous books, right? And then you get somebody who is a professional reviewer to review these books with them. You pay, I guess you pay them money, whatever. But do you want, you want to full on real, you know, review critical, until you find you've written the, the perfect book, aimed at the billionaire class. And then you release it as a one-off,

one copy printing costs will be so low. That's the great thing about it. Yeah, there's so much profit here. It's all profit. It's all profit. You could hand bind it. No, they probably won't like that. They'll probably, you know, billionaires will probably need a book lined with human skin or whatever, who needs to have something special. But, and you can do that. Well, you could still hand-potted with your own skin or something like that, or somebody else's skin.

But if you were doing it with your own skin, you'd have to probably use a skin or leg skin or something like that, which it's such a hairier skin. or leg skin or something like that, which it's such a hairier skin. I mean, it'll be great in the future when we can just grow human skin in the lab. And we can have everything banned in human skin. You'll be able to have a couch that's human skin leather. And it'll be ethical.

It's ethical human. Well, I think they already do that with by growing baby four skins that have been cut off. They use the stem cells to grow, like I think with one foreskin you can go like three football fields worth of skin. That's right. And then they use that to cover football fields. Well, I don't know if they make foot leather football fields. I think they should. Yeah.

I think four skin leather. I mean, the ball, I think is made out of leather. And to think if you made a ball, a football out of a football state, you know, like out of the leather, it's a recycled leather football stadium. Hmm. Now, suddenly,, there's recycling involved. Yes. And something that already was ethical is now through the roof. Even more ethical.

Yeah. It's, it'll be incredible how ethical this could get because we're already, feels like we're just getting started and we're already two levels ethical Does it get more and more ethical the more The more recycled Faw skin footballs you use think about it, you know like think about all the materials you're saving on What the other footballs are normally getting made. Like your, my little sentences aren't coming out clean right now, but I think that that is another level of ethicalness

when you, at first you were just making a football stadium made out of human leather, right? But then you were like, well, actually, we could use some of this football of human leather, right? But then you were like, well, actually, we could use some of this football stadium human leather to make some of the footballs that will be playing the football matches here. So all those balls, maybe six balls that you have, maybe they would have been made with other materials.

So you're saving those materials of things that you're not even making. That's great. Now, is this skin that we've made the floor of the football stadium? Is it alive? And if it came from a pubic region, does it need to be moan, you know, with a sort of a... I think if it's a force...

Is there a sort of a man-scaping thing that needs to take place? Because I don't have a foreskin, I don't know this, but is that foreskin yet very hairy? I hadn't thought about that, yeah, okay. I mean, I don't know, is it sort of, is it sort of like the mouth of a muscle? You know, like that, you know, the muscles, like they're like a clam.

You know, they've got that little, yeah, got that little bit of hair. A little bit of hair sticking out that you pull out and that opens up. A little starlish little muscle, muscle soul patch. Does that do the four skins have that so that you can open it? Is it like an unzipping thing? Yeah, yeah, that's right. Mine has that, Yeah. Okay. It has that little tab on the side like you get on a baby bell cheese and you peel it all the way around and then it comes off. No, that's just disgusting. I'm sorry. I don't feel good talking about it.

Is that a sketch idea? I don't feel good talking about it. Is that a sketch idea? I don't know, Eddie. The, I mean, we've talked about covering other things in human skin. But I, you know, I think an all leather football field is something. I think, but I also think that there is a clear, there is a clear and easy sketch in clear, there is a clear and easy sketch in growing human skin for billionaires to have their so-you know, their sofas and that sort of thing made out of. What about using the baby skin? You know, people have a dog and they're like, he thinks he's people.

And what about giving that dog the opportunity? To have human skin. Well, to have human skin, yeah. You know, you could either replace his dog skin with human skin, or you could make like human skin pants, like into sort of like a human skin sweatsuit that sort of has like the features of a human printed on it. Yeah, that's really great actually because you know for so long we've worn the skin of animals and we're you know, comically speaking we have a lot of years of animals wearing human skin before we achieve parity again.

And I think it's time we started today. And I think if Peter, the people for the ethical treatment of animals had any guts, that's what they'd be campaigning for. They'd be campaigning to dress every animal in human skin. I love it. I can nearly can see the the campaign right. It's one of those little dogs walking on its own legs. But like, Peter's gonna love this by the way. This is right up there, Alex. And they've and it's walking on its own legs like they can do and they seem to enjoy.

So walking on a ton of legs, like they can do, and they seem to enjoy. Somebody's just holding a treat up above the camera. You can't see it. And then the, anyway, it's wearing a human skin tracksuit and they're like, doesn't seem right, does it? Well, then don't do it the other way around. Yeah. Doesn't say right, doesn't.

You know, there, there's suddenly trying to make us look like hypocrites. Looks a bit off, doesn't it? But something's not normal. And then suddenly everybody's like, actually I really love this, because if you could make your dog have a dog face but a big chubby baby body. Yeah, you're right. That would be even cuter, wouldn't it? Yeah.

It's the best of both worlds. Cause think about it. With a dog, especially once it's no longer a puppy, the face is what you want. The rest of the body, you don't really care that much. It gets less cute, doesn't it? It gets less cute. But if it? It gets less cute. But if it was walking around in a hollowed out baby,

now it's cute again, isn't it? It's just the foreskin of a baby that was grown in a lab and then sewn to look like a regular baby's body. But then walking around, look like it's crawling in a really creepy way, with those little hair and feet. I guess you could make it close. Yeah, I guess.

Perfect. And if you're making a full baby body, I guess that baby body would have a full skin, probably. And then you could harvest that for more... Suppose you could harvest it. It's a stain on what I'm saying. You could harvest the dog's one and then start growing dog skin

so that humans and dogs could swap. Swap skins. Swap skins. Swap skins. And then we could start wearing dog, like ethically grown dog skin clothes. Which might grow here naturally. Scoot out. Yeah.

If you had to bind something in your house with dog fur, like dog skin that has fur, what's the first thing you would bind? Mobile phone case. Yes, of course. Yeah. Yeah, I guess, do you think it would help it slide into your pocket a bit nicer or was it, do you think you'd be nice to have the inside of my pockets lined with that? Be a little bit, you slip your hand in there. A little bit like having a little kangaroo pouch

or something there. Little, you know, it'll be very warm. I think it'd be a part of me that would be a bit scared slipping my hand in there that I would get bitten even though I know logically. Yeah. You know, it's less than happening Unless you're so in a dog mouth in there would you?

If you had a dog mouth that you could so into something Yeah, what would it be? What if there was one thing in your house that you could so a dog mouth into? So it's a fun issue. I get it If there was one thing in your house that you could sew a dog mouth into. So it's a fun thing to do. You know what I'd get it. Yeah, I'd get it on the end of a stick, right? And I'd use it to clean up crumbs and stuff. You know, some. So I think this is definitely a sketch.

This is a separate sketch, shall I say? Yeah, this is not the people who genetically engineered a dog mouth onto the end of a stick. And it's the people at Enno, Enno, Enno. Oh, yeah. And they, uh. They used to just do gloves that you would pick up dust with. Yeah, but now it's a dog mouth.

Everybody knows that dogs mouths are cleaner than so clean. Oh, it's so then most and these ones have had an enyogloff run through them. They have and so and then and then it's like it's alive and it licks around and you can get into sort of little cracks that are otherwise difficult to to mop. You know that thing when you get them all different sizes? Yeah and and here's a great thing about it because I guess the stick is probably filled with dog energy.

Intestine. No, when I thinking is dog energy. Dog energy. It's charge, charge to the brim. Dog energy. This, this stick just never gets tired. So you could, if you wanted to, you know, like just like a stain on the floor that just won't come off because it's like, it's wheat bicks or it's like soup

or something like that. It's just ingrained into it and you go, you know, and to scrub and scrub and scrub, but you could just set up like a mic stand. Yeah, you just lay the dog down to work on it. Yeah, overnight or whatever. It's so quiet. It's just... Right. It's so quiet. Oh, wow, that's, I couldn't even hear that. If you could get the right dimensions, it'd be great for getting into those gaps that are

next to the oven or down between the fridge and the bench. Those ones where it's all just grott in there and you can just send it, could get all of the condiments off of the shelf and just lick that sort of oily crime off the top of the shelf. Like in all the stuff that's just like the bottom of soy sauce bottles and things like that that have just, yeah, it just works, it's where I'm thrashing, moving the, I mean, you almost don't want it on a stick anymore. You just want it to have...

Just a little... A little thing drag, you get self-arrowed by a tongue. Or like a rumbo kind of technology, where it's got little wheels, and then under they fit just all tongues, just thrashing around. I mean, if you give it, you think of a quadracopter, but just tongues, right? And it's like an upside down quadracopter, but it's just tongues. And so that they could use the tongues as a propulsion system as well, not to fly, but to crawl on the ground. It's a real problem. I mean, we're opening up a whole new arms race, a whole new tongue race, where there'll be all sorts of new tongue technologies where it's like, you know, you've got the quad, quad tongue, the octa tongue, well, um, vortex.

Well, you know what I love is the idea of a big, a big one for like washing your car. So think of it. Yes, yeah, door tongue technology. We're gonna be the Dyson of tongues. That's our future. Like, when you think about it, it's like, you've got a box, it's about the size of like an old TV set, right? And it's just got like, it's just got something that you strap to your front, like a, like

a, I guess a baby baboos thing. Yeah, okay. It's basically a reverse backpack, right? It's just a backpack you wear on your front, and then you unzip the front when you get close to your car, and then it's just a mouth, it's a dog's mouth, and then the tongue starts licking in front of you, and you can wash your car with

it or sort of. So you're sort of just rubbing yourself around. Well, you're just walking, you're walking around the car, probably looking at your phone. Yeah. Okay. You know, then occasionally kneeling and things like that while it's just going to licks the wheel. It's good, Al. It's good. A Dyson of tongues is good. I think that could be the title of the episode. Oh. Was it on this podcast that we were talking about how we're going to have a feud with Dyson?

No, this is something I mentioned. I know, that's how. I mentioned it right before we did a gig. We did a warm-up gig, trying to run in some teleports stuff. And I said, it would be good if Martin and Jerry hated Dyson. They had a rivalry with Dyson. Yeah. And to spite him, they're making a vacuum cleaner

that actually has extra bags. Yeah. Just could be all bags. It's all bags, that's right. It's the first all bag vacuum cleaner. And you have to throw the entire thing away every single time you use it. Why not make the entire vacuum cleaner out of bag? That's what we said to ourselves.

Well, I mean, if you made the thing out of dust and crud, yeah. Well, then suddenly, you know, yes, help. Well, if that's the thing that cleans, and you look at it, and that's the level of dirtiness that it is, but that's the cleaning thing, then that must mean that your floor is now clean. If your cleaning thing is dirty, and your house is dirty, then both things are just clean. Okay, finally caught up with what that means, in a logic wise. Yeah, that's, you're absolutely right. I always reckon people famously, famously look at their house

and say, oh, this house is as clean as a vacuum cleaner. They reckon. As, oh, this place is as clean as a mop head. The famously the cleanest thing in the world. If people, the head of a mop that you would just love to just bury your face in it. If people understand what you're saying on the first two, three times that you've tried to say it, I don't reckon you're saying anything complicated enough. That's right. What you're saying is,

are you saying anything at all, or are you just preaching to the quiet? Exactly. People have to, there has to be something for people to get their head around. And to, for things to, for people to get their head around something, there has to be an obstacle there.

And that's the novel, the novelness of these statements. Novelness. Those mobs with the classic floppy hair head. Hair head, yeah. That classic mop. I mean, is the only reason that they exist still today because they make for good kind of like dancing? You know, fake human heads for like dancing basically. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that is, has got to be like in terms of their cultural persistence.

Their significance. There's significance, surely, just comes back to that. And it's so iconic as a result that the fact that they're the most repulsive item in your house and whenever you clean, you smear the floors with the most disgusting thing that humanity has ever discovered. Sure. Yeah. But then the comfort is that you're never alone when you've got one of those in your home.

That's right. And Harry mop in your home. I think, you know. So good, I'll get to admit one. That halfway down has a second small mop, like a little pubic region, halfway down the mine shaft that you can use to sort of clean, I don't know, shelves or something. As you're going past. The edges of Benchtop. I mean, as you're going past, it's just, it's just, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a bench top. It just makes me think of like, a vibrator that's got like a little extra bit

for the clitoris. I don't know what, anyway, but, nobody's, nobody is making vibrators that have pubic hair. And that says an unrealistic standard. And I think it's I think if we're truly progressives, we will make do you know this have you six toys with pubic here? I don't know if you know this for sure. Why I don't know, do you know this for sure? Have you been looking at the vibrator market? I've been I've been looking off been investigating. They don't exist. No, just, you know, I've never, I've never seen one. So I'm, I'm like you say things when you, you're trying to make a statement, I'm claiming an absolute, when I have absolutely no evidence that it, that that is the case. That's cool. But, but I mean, I think the idea,

I think I, I think I would have heard about it. I don't know if you would have. I think someone would have told me. Why? Why would somebody have told you? Well, I think that's the sort of thing that friends would tell me. I'm going to Google, Vibe. I think it would have gone viral. If that was the case. You think so? I guarantee someone would be tweeting about this.

Well, look, there is, there is a, this is just, this is when I Googled, when I Googled vibrator with pubes. It says deluxe realistic vagina with pubic hair and vibrator. So I mean, that's a, that's a sort of a rubber vagina style thing. And that has pubic hair. But here's a, you know, the second result is a realistic, you know, it says realistic cock vibrator with pubic hair, but I don't, where is the pubic hair? Where is the pubic hair? Oh, it's actually really hideous. Because it's only the only place where there is hair.

So it's just like a man's penis kind of vibrator. It has testicles. And the only place where it has pubic hair is right at the front of the testicles, sort of underneath the shaft obviously, but nothing sort of around the base of the shaft or anything, but just right at the front almost like it's been groomed to just have like, yeah like the penis as a sole patch or it's a flavor saver kind of thing, thing. So anyway, so it exists, but I don't know why it didn't go viral. But here is one that does have hair at the base. It's a very realistic looking one.

Truly. Yeah, whoa, intense, anyway. Yeah, wow, yeah, okay, fantastic. Well, I've been proven wrong. I'm happy to admit my mistake and I'd like to apologize to the sex toy industry and to sex in general for underestimating people's enthusiasm for a variety of different things. And this, for some reason I'm on Ali Express now, which is Ali Barba's kind of, you know, like Amazon style shop.

Anyway, and the thing that was recommending to me, and I hope that this appears in my ads now, is it looks like sort of fake beards, but it says it's seamless, realistic, sex doll, different kinds of pubic hair for sex puppet, love sex dolls, non-trace stick natural body hair, love doll. There you go. And it's all sorts of different shapes of pubic hair. Imagine if those were the exact search terms that you'd entered. You just entered that full block of text because that was exactly what you wanted. But I reckon then you found out that it existed. I reckon some of these could definitely be used as fake beards I reckon some of these could definitely be used as fake beards

for our sketches There's even some that are in your Your hairstyle my my color scheme Well, that's great to know Al skin. Yeah, if I ever feel to embarrassed to order a regular fake beard I'll make sure to Google a pubic hair beard for a sex doll. And buy that instead. Do you have your computer open right now? I do, yeah. I guess that's how you're recording this.

I've just sent it to your messenger. I'm so sorry. Okay, hang on. But anyway, I don't know if there's any sketch in this, but we all learn something. Well, you know, we learn something. I guess you learn not to be so confident about things that you don't know anything about.

I'm really, I'm really sorry. I don't know what to say. Well, these seamless, realistic, sext sex doll different kinds of pubic hair are at currently 48% off. Well I don't want it anyhow but I do hate to miss out on a bargain. 48% eh? Gosh. 48% eh? Gosh. It's almost half, almost half off. Yeah, alright. I'll buy six, I suppose. They're only?

Even if I don't want them all, I'll probably have sure all five of them to give them to. In the local area. While you're talking to some parents down at the drop off. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Sorry about that, Andy.

Alistair, have we written down a single sketch I did? Andy, I've written down folk rock billionaire. I thought I don't, you know, I haven't gone, we haven't gone into the details of why that's funny, but I think it is funny. Right. Like, you know, talking about a guy being poor and having a hard time working on the railroad.

Is that guy who got, had to fight, you know, try to go against some robot, some new machine. Who they can. Oh, yeah, John Henry. John Henry. The steam, the steam hammer. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, this Billy rock, yeah, yeah, folk rock, Billy, and air probably could have, you know, machines doing a lot of the other instrument playing. He could have replaced a lot of his, machines doing a lot of the other instrument playing. You could have replaced a lot of his band with sort of robots that play guitar and stuff. The industrialization of folk rock.

Yeah, great. It actually allowed him to make folk rock at a faster pace. Yeah, had not a larger scale, making more and more money. Yeah. Once he automated a lot of the production process. a larger scale, making more and more money. Yeah. Once he automated a lot of the production process, including a few cybernetic versions of himself

that can perform overseas. Yeah, well, yeah, once you can get a robot that can play the music of the people, can get a robot that can play the music of the people. That's when you really start to realize some problems. Well, I mean, you could also, you know, really, like realistically, you could argue that you're getting the message of unionizing and the problems with sort of mechanization out to more people, which is actually better. Yeah, that's okay. I think this is definitely a sketch. Yeah, there's there's there's yeah. Yeah, great. Definitely something there. Yeah. And we actually have four sketches written down.

Oh my goodness. But if you let's do a billion words from a list. Well, no, no, we need five before we go towards from oh my god You're right. I was trying to slip something past this is the show and this is the problem Andy when I've been leaving the opening to the shows to you you don't even say hi and welcome to the two-in-a-thing tank The podcast where we come up with five sketch ideas anymore, so you just you just skip it. Oh, yeah And so and then people they have no idea what our names are. I see I'm Alex, the Georgia William, Tromley Virtual. And.

Hi, Mandy. Sandy. Um. What's happened to me? I think of what it is now. I've just, now that I'm in my groove with the music. I just enjoy that so much. What music?

And it's been so good recently. Oh, yeah, great. The singing at the start. What music? Allistair. What music? Oh, yeah, great. The singing at the start. What music, Alistair? What music? Sorry, sorry. Please.

Or did you mend that in a sense of, oh, what music? Yeah, what music. Yeah. Such music has never been heard. Yeah, well, in that case, yeah. And I get into that and I get carried away and then I forget a lot of the admin that we're supposed to do. You go to the soul place. admin that we're supposed to do.

You go to the sole place. No, I apologize. I do, exactly. I'm in the sole place. What do you think Pixar should personify for the next film? Fingers. They could do Mrs Palmer and her five fingers, five daughters.

Yeah. Yeah, great. Perfect. And what is it? Does a finger get severed from a human hand? And sort of, you know, a figure gets lost from the human hand and has to try and find its way back. You know, through the sewers, maybe. Yeah. And it's crawling along like a little worm. Yeah. And it gets away and then the person can't masturbate until it gets it back. Is that what you were thinking? No, I mean, I was just thinking that the figure wants to get back to its family. Like, you know, like that's kind of what the story would be about. But we can have a triumphant masturbation seat at the end.

If you think that's what this story needs. No, no, I don't genuinely think that. I just thought it would be funny for them to make a really heartfelt version of that expression, which is just a, Mrs. Palmer in her five daughters. But yeah, I guess they are like that. What's crazy about that, sorry, is just that Mrs. Palmer, she's the palm,

right, she's a palm, but her five daughters are fingers, But her five daughters are fingers, which suggests as these fingers that older, they're going to get turned into palms. They will one day become a palm and have fingers of their own. But will they still be attached to her? And then does that make this some kind of like a fractal thing of just like infinitely? Where each finger spawns its own hand. A fractal hand would be incredible for gripping things. Yeah.

I wonder if that occurs anywhere in nature. Yeah. You know, like, you know, not necessarily with a strictly a hand format, but in some sense where it's something just comes out and then just branches and branches and branches and branches and branches. And you know, it might end at some point, but then, you know, that point maybe, it doesn't

matter at that point if it becomes fragile and they break off all the time. You've got such incredible gripping power. It's true. It's true. It almost seems so unimportant. I'm hideous you've become. You've you're comforted by by your gripping power. You've got so think of well think of your so hideous. You drive people away but you have means of making them stay close as well, you know, you can stop them

We've become very powerful and it's you know, I think it'd be a good that it'd be a good superhero kind of character in some way like some kind of fractal fractal person Where each Wait, say that again. I can put on I mean fractal person, where each. Wait, say that again. Okay, but I mean, be a good superhero kind of thing,

like some kind of fractal person. Yeah. Where all their limbs just turn into more limbs and limbs and limbs and limbs. I mean, would you want each finger to become then the palm of another hand, or would you like each finger to itself actually be an arm with another palm on the end, like a other wrist and palm, and then more, more finger palm hands coming off that arms.

Yeah, I think that would look cool. Yeah. I think it would also look really cool that each one of them would wear like a button down shirt. Yeah, of course. Your gloves would then be, they wouldn't be fingerless, but they would have a little cuff just around the wrist of where the next hand starts. Imagine how long it would take to get dressed in the morning doing up those buttons.

It'd be really complicated. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that makes it a bad idea. I'm still saying it's a great idea, obviously, where. I would hate to think that that was the reason that we ruled this out, Palestine. But this idea didn't make it. What's interesting about this fractal superhero is that they would, as they would extend, like it's almost like they have a kind of like stretchy, growing power because of, you know, being able to grow another level of fractal on their fingers and their arms and stuff, but they would be growing to a finite limit.

Yes. They would approach a limit and never reach it. And so their greatest weakness is that limit. It's, you know, any mathematical, gene, evil genius will know the perfect distance to stand away from them. Well, they could still approach people, Alistair. Sure, of course they can approach.

You know, I mean, I don't know how easy it'll be to walk in a, in fractalal in fractal feet, but Hmm, I think you'd be able to walk really well I but I think you would come up again what the challenge would be would to be work able would be to work out What are the limits of like being able to grip things as a superpower? How important is you know if you're not necessarily any stronger than anybody else, the ability to hold onto things incredibly well is perhaps more a hindrance. You know, a train is running out of control.

You'll be able to grab onto the side of that train, but you won't be able to stop it, you'll just be able to be dragged along to your death. Sure, yeah, that's true, it doesn't make you stronger. But maybe you could use them, these fractals to kind of grow wings and glide. That would be cool. Yeah? Yeah?

Or at least slow you down a little bit, just go through your air, could you fractal you down a little bit. You go through your area You know, could you fractal your hair up a bit, you know your armpit hair fractal up your armpit hair web that area between your You know, I guess maybe if you fractal some of the skin, you know Think about all you need is one of those moles that sticks out a little bit, you know in the inside of your arm Fractal that out so that's a fractal if fractal that out till it webs the area between your skin tags. Skin tags. Skin tags, you know.

Fractal it between your arm and your sort of your lower leg. Suddenly you're a sugar glider. Yeah, your eyelids, suddenly, you've got a bloody rubber dinghy. I mean, I, I lead feels like it actually could be the beginnings of like a, a, a, what's a parachute. Like think about it's like, it's a good feels like something that visually would have happened on Brennan's dimple.

Like the use their, their eyelids would have become parachutes. But I mean, if you were gonna make a parachute a human skin and I know we're talking a lot about, human ethic. Like anything's out of human skin. It made human skin, but eyelid skin would be the perfect skin to make a parachute out of, if you were going to jump out of a plane

with the skin of a part of your body. So the plane is going down, but incredibly slowly. It is going to crash. It is going to crash, but in years and years and years time. Now, there is a lab, there is a small genetics lab on the plane. And you've calculated that you need to choose a cell from some part of your body in order to clone it and start growing what will eventually be your parachute. That's all that's on the screen.

Which part of your body do you choose? This is going to be the opening question on my new hypothetical style TV show at Pride Time broadcast, free-to-air television in Australia. All right, question one. This one's for you. for you, Father Bob. You know what's, you know what's, you know, an alternative would be scrotal skin. Yeah, of course. That was the first thing I thought. As soon as you said eyelid, I think I secretly thought, well, you know, but that scrotal skin would be considerably better. Well, no, it wouldn't be better because then you've got extra hair weight on it. Whereas the eyelid. I think that hair could be quite useful for slowing you down in some way as well.

That extra friction, I wouldn't really let that out. Are you suggesting that maybe we should be adding hair to regular parachutes? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm suggesting. That is exactly what I'm suggesting. They're imperfect. They're imperfect the way they are and what they need is maybe like a tough or two. Maybe they could go to Ali Express.

I know something, you know, in a place where they could get something for 48% off right now. Yeah. Andy, shall I take us through the line? I think that's more or less a watertight scenario that I laid out. No, it was good.

I liked that. I mean, to choose which part of the body to play. I mean, I would definitely go, I guess, what we would do, the way that we would solve it, is by both being on the thing. We would have to be new, so we didn't have any clothes that we could somehow fashion into a parachute. No, well, that's not going to work anyway.

You can't clone it, but we do have the ability to make an infinite amount of any body part. It's basically a plane filled with stem cells and a lab equipment for genetics. Yeah, we're making a stem cell delivery. The pilot died and something went wrong with the auto pilot equipment, where we're in this catastrophic orbit that's eventually going to cause us to crash, but we've got enough time to grow this skin. Yeah. And then you and me, you could do Scroodle, I'll do eyelid skin.

Okay. And also, what would you, what would would you what part of the body would you grow to make the ropes? What I grow to make the ropes really good question. Now I'm going to say one of those little those wrist tendons that you feel like you can see really clearly when you flex your wrist. Because I always look at those and they're close to the surface. Yeah, are they tendons? If only they could get in there and get a bit of that. You feel like they might.

They feel a bit like bone. Are they tendons? Like are they just... Yeah, they're tendons, baby. That's tendon in there. Oh man, I've been thinking that was bone this whole time. Either that or obviously like their Achilles tendon is probably pretty strong. These ones in the wrist feel like they might have a bit too much spring in.

What about like Achilles tendon? You could grow just like, you know, like 50 meters of hair of thick, luscious hair. I reckon I could. Yeah, you're right. And then weave that. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to have to do too much weaving. Yeah. I think.

Okay. You do it just sort of maybe you could leave it on. Maybe. If it could be. If it could be. If it could be client by one sphincter from the body, which sphincter would you use? I think there's one above the stomach and I think there's one. Yeah.

Great. The esophagus ficta. Yeah. Sure. You know what, this is what I would do, right? I would grow a fist. Two fists. Yeah.

Two fists, right, so that you could get one and you could get a fist and just clamp it down real tight on the tough of hair and then pull the hair through the sphincter and then leave the fist on the outside locking it in, holding it tight. And then I'd hold that as we fall with the eyelid skin. I'd use the anal sphincter, I think. Classic choice. Yeah, great. The thing is it's a lab, it's a lab-grown one.

So it's never been used. Oh, yeah, well that wasn't really one of my concerns. lab grown one. So it's not, it's never been used. Oh, yeah, well, that wasn't really one of my concern. That even, I didn't grow an extra one and just pocket it. No, I'm not. And what was right about this, this story when this, when this hits the media out of tail of survival, these, all these organs that you've grown are going to be so famous. They're going to, they're going to preserve all of this stuff in a lab. They're going to keep that anal sphincter alive

or in a museum, and people are going to come and look at it and examine the still living flesh of your eyelid parachute and its associated paraphernalia, even as it wrinkles into case and the sphincter becomes loose and ridden with hemorrhoids. You think you'll become loose? It's not being put under any strain, you know, except for that one time. I guess, I guess, except for the scrutiny of the... They're not letting, they're not letting, they're not letting people at the museum sort of play with it,

are they? They actually are. That's how they get. Oh, they put it in the kids' sections so they could all learn about the human body and the aerodynamic properties. Yeah, it's like that pool at the aquarium where you can, you know, you can touch the shark and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, my son who's at school now told me today, he's like, kid at school told me at the, at the old jail up the road, there's like blood and guts and skeletons and stuff. I love that primary school grade bullshit. That is really good. Oh, they got like dead.

Good on that kid for coming up with such an audacious heart. Oh, they got dead people there, no, I don't think so. I don't know. Didn't they turn that into apartments? Look at them, blood, yeah, they've turned it into apartments. One of the first things they do is scrape out a lot of that. There's a cinema there now, kid. They have to move that.

Yeah. They have to move the blood. Yeah. All right. Look. You got to move the blood. It's five sketch ideas. So I'm going to, I don't know if you know this, but we got three listeners.

No wait, we got listeners and they can submit three words for a sketch idea. And today's Patreon supporter who is doing it is Ruben Muskel or Ruben Muskel or Ruben or Ruben Muskel. Or Ruben or Ruben Muskel. There we go, we got it. I think we got it. Yeah. Hello Ruben, thank you so much for sending in these words, Ruben. I think we got it. Yeah. Hello, Rubin.

Thank you so much for sending in these words, Rubin. Thank you so much, Rubin. Um, now, do you want to try and guess what some of these three words are? The first one. Mm-hmm. Hedgemonie. Hedgemonie. No.

Or hegemony. No. I've never known how that's pronounced. Hegemony? No. Hegemony. No, none of those. Or hegemony? No. I've never known how that's pronounced. Hegemony? Hegemony? No. Hegemony? No, none of those. Or hegemony. Sometimes when I transfer these words from the thing to the to the other thing, I remove accents and things like that go on. I'll remember. I think the first word is pate. Or pate. Or it's pate. Pate. Pate, I I think can mean the top of your head.

Hmm. Possibly. Well let's keep that in mind. I'm glad you didn't waste the time needed to write down the accent above the E. Yeah well you got to figure out French keyboards. Oh of course you're doing it. You're doing it digitally.

Yeah. Dizzily. Yeah, yes indeed. Then we got second word. What do you wanna try and guess what that second word is? Limb. No, but for some reason, there is an L.I in it. No.

Do you wanna have another guess? Yeah, that must be what I was picking up on politics. No, no, no, it's a bliterative. I was thinking of you next guess. I just love the... the... you turn between these two words. It's great. But already I see a patent emerging, so I'm feeling pretty confident with my next guess. That's great.

A blitterative. And do you want to guess the next one? Yeah. A Blitterative. And, uh, do you want to guess the next one? Yeah. Lamplighter. I'm sorry. And you know, it's adjacent to him. A Jason. Path A.

A Blitterative. A Jason. Yeah. I don't know what a Blitterative means. So, Pat, I, well, a Blitterative, uh, I mean, I guess, you know, I've never heard that before. I don't even know if it's a real word, but it, you know, is something that obliterates, right? Yeah.

Or, you know, a blitter it. Yeah, good. I mean, something that achieves the process of obliterating. Yeah, I guess, okay. So something like that, like, induces or is characterized by obliteration, which maybe causes or is accompanied by closure or collapse of aluminum. Yeah.

Or attending to make it conspicuous. Well, yep. What was the last word again? A Jason. A Jason. A Jason. Yeah, wow. Well, I guess, I guess I could be considered pate a blitterative adjacent because my grandfather

used to smash pate. Used to absolutely destroy pate. And you know what I don't look? I don't know exactly how they make pate, but I feel like you got a blend meat. And I don't know why, but I just don't like blended meat. This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. You're driving, cleaning, and even exercising.

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Because I think because from our knowledge of real meat, of unblended meat, we are critically aware that there are always some bits of meat that you don't want to eat, right? Yeah. That are less appealing than others. And when it's blended to that kind of consistency, it feels like there's no way, like that every molecule you practically, every tiny little unit of that meat is going to have at least some subset of something that you otherwise wouldn't eat. Yeah, there's a lot of meat.

But I guess that's, you know, broadly speaking, true of sausages and chicken nuggets and... But at the same time, you would, you should eat all that other meat. So in a way, it packages it in a way that, you know, I guess it's tasty to some. If you can get past the fact that it has no texture. Yeah. And it's the great equalizer. Blending is the great equalizer. You're right. And does that mean that from a, from a socialist perspective or something, this would be next level socialism that not only is all, are all resources pooled and distributed by the state, they're also all blended.

So all foodstuffs are blended together by the government. I think if everybody can. And you get just a certain volume of, you know, averaged out food... Yeah, the... That you can scoop or, I guess, comes out of a tap in your house and just spenced... Every day. Yeah, the full at a regular time. The full omnivorous diet blended and maybe, you know,

I think a nice way to eat it would be in a patty. I don't know if a socialist government would would pipe everything into your house, but I could imagine a conveyor belt that goes by your front, the front of your front yard, that maybe you could just lift the patties off of when you're hungry, or everybody gets, you know, five, every household gets five patties. Yeah, I mean, I think that it would be a probably a truck, probably a gray truck that drives past everybody's house,

and they sort of heave a sack of it into your front yard. Maybe in nugget form and nugget form it in like the newspaper. It's always nice to eat nuggets. That's true. You know, if you just, if everybody had like a, or if there was maybe like each township or sort of suburb or community had just a never-ending boiling pot of oil or pit of oil and you could just take your nuggets down. There'd be just communal sort of metal baskets that you could just dip your never-est nuggets in there. And of course, you can cook them for as long as you want. That and that's how people express themselves because you've still got to get people the the chance to have an identity. Of course, yeah. And people would absolutely attach that identity to. Oh yeah. To how long?

Yeah, here in the South, we only just lightly cook it, just warm it up to room temperature. Wow, in the North. Just a couple of minutes. Here in the North, we absolutely cook it to shit. We like a crispy, a never-us-nugget. Yeah, great. I mean, yeah. I can't believe that's what, I can't believe that was one of Bernie Sanders's main policies and it never got talked about. Yeah, but... And, wait, I saw a thing... That's socialism.

I saw a thing the other day where it was like, a thing where Bernie was commenting on Britney Spears, but I think that mustn't have been the case, right? He doesn't, he wouldn't play with that kind of bullshit, right? You know, I'm never quite sure how aware he is of his, like, meme-ness and his, that social media thing that he became. I think it would have been I saw that as well and I I feel like it it maybe was was genuine

Bernie yeah, right so who fucking knows I mean I Personally don't think that's that's what he should be weighing in on but I think that's what he should be weighing in on, but maybe. I think it might not have been actually him. I think somebody must have made it up. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. It's good how easy it is to make a fake account. Well, I don't think they even made a fake account. I think they just made an image.

And that's good too. And it said that it was said by Bernie. Andy, I don't know if we gave Ruben the greatest of sketch ideas, but an omnivorous nugget is what we've taken from it. Thank you very much Ruben. I think we have talked about Pate on the podcast before in terms of making Pate from ducks that have been force fed Pate. Oh, yes. But I think, you know, what is unique about it,

and I don't know if we said this when we were talking, is just the sheer density of cruelty that goes into it. I think per cubic centimeter, it's probably one of the most cruel foods that exists. Yes, if you're having foie gras. And, yeah. I don't think just remarkable. Yeah, I don't think all all pate is Fogra. So I don't know if all things are

livers that are like stuffed like that. Sure. I'm so sure you know whatever it is. But but again, I am speaking, I'm speaking like a man who has no idea about whether or not some sex toys have pubes. And I'm just making this statement. Yeah, I would hate to be in that question. I mean, you know, why make paté if you're not getting to overfeed an animal to the point of death? So, I'm gonna take us to the sketch ideas, Andy.

We both got just got real tired, I think, or maybe I got tired and I say I mean tied for a while folk rock billionaire is the guy's I don't know how to make it folk rock and you know And he's fine. He's realized that he can make more money, but also bring the message to more people We got a book for the billionaire class just one and they bid for it. I don't know. We'll see. I think maybe Wu Tang clan might have done that with an album Then we got dog who thinks he's people gets human skin outfit Peter doesn't feel right does it

Anyway, we got dog mouth on a stick where it's the dyson of tongue. Yeah, so this is when we absolutely peaked. This is the unquestionable pinnacle of this episode. Well, what about Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters? Fingers grow into palms? What? I think that would be quite interesting for Pixar to examine that. And then we have a liveris nugget. You know, it wasn't what you could do with the omnivorous nugget, is you could actually cook one to shit, right? Make it real crispy,

like a cracker, and then take a raw one and spread it on like pate on top. No, that would be illegal. Sorry. That would be in my, my socialist utopia. Well, that's, that's considered a sign of insurrection. You'll be on all these things. And you'd probably be disappeared in the middle of the night. Think about this. This is a whole Romeo and Juliet kind of scenario here where a northern family who cooks their nugget to shit

in a southern family who keeps it basically as pate. They discover their children are dating and somewhere near the border. And they're spreading raw patay on crispy nugg and tell you what, hilarity and shoes like in real life. Right. And I love that this place has a border between North and South. Man, you got to have a border just to stop people with COVID getting through. I wonder if there are any countries with thick borders.

You know, all borders seem to be just like a thin line, like an infinitely thin line. I'm going to make a country with a nice thick border, where the country ends gradually over a wide section of it. It's a good idea. Thanks. Yeah. And, you know, sort of as you move from one to the other, the laws change.

And halfway in between the laws are halfway between the laws of the two countries. I love that. I kind of start. I kind of start. I kind of start. I kind of start. I kind of start. I kind of start. I kind of start. I kind of start. I love that. Oh spectrum border. Yeah, you know the two countries drive the cars on the other side, but in the middle everybody drives straight down the middle of the road. Is it the moment most borders have a width but they have no depth? Yeah, well, this is a this is a border that doesn't have very much width, but it has a lot of depth

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No, we can talk about that stuff, other talk. We're still doing the podcast. Oh, sorry. No, I haven't heard anymore, Alistair. It's a no, we can talk about that so other time we're still doing the podcast. No, sorry. No, I haven't heard anymore, Alex. Great. But maybe I'll follow up. Thank you very much for listening.

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Allos there. There's some good stuff in there, sure. Bit of body modification. Yeah. That's what they're here for. Well, just I think a dog. And we love. Love you.

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