Two In The Think Tank - 327 - "DICING DAD"

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

Simulater; Alligator, Verting, Daddy Dice, Greta Garbage, CartmanCore, Mixed Martial ArtPlease buy tickjets to "My" "Client" "Is" "Innocent" at MICF from the end of MarchYou can support the pod by chipping in to our patreon here (thank you!)Listen and subscribe to THE POP TEST on Radio National or as a PodcastJoin the other TITTT scholars on the TITTT discord server hereGet Magma here: https://sospresents.com/programs/magmaHey, why not listen to Al's meditation/comedy podcast ShusherDon't forget TITTT Merch is now available on Red Bubble. Head over here and grab yourselves some material objectsYou can find us on twitter at @twointankAndy Matthews: @stupidoldandyAlasdair Tremblay-Birchall: @alasdairtb and instaAnd you can find us on the Facebook right hereFreeze dried thanks to George for producing this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you working way too hard for way too little? There's never been a better time to consider a career in IT. You could enjoy a recession-resistant career in a rewarding field, with plenty of growth opportunities and often flexible work environments. Go to mycomputercareer.edu and take the free career evaluation. You could start your new career in months, not years. Take classes online or on campus, and financial aid is available to qualified students including the GI Bill. Now is the time my computer career.edu Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, Hello and welcome to Two in the Thing Tank.

The show where we come up with five sketch ideas. That's right. Who are you? I am Andy. And I am Alistair G.O.R.G. William, Trumbly, Bertual. Now, first things first, you can listen to the pop test. Hmm. The hunter, the Huntsman spider that is in the garage with me,

that I have assumed because it was dead, it was dying because all of the Huntsman that come into our house end up dying of starvation. It's now shifted after four or five days, staying in the same spot and it is spread wide. Looking healthy. What's the kind of self-adjustee fly? That's great.

It must have been in some kind of a stasis or something like that. Maybe it's body was shutting down. But now. Tifting its eggs. Could be. So you can listen to the pop test and you can also buy tickets from my client is innocent From the company festival website. Thank you. No, what there's gonna be a little linky poo down below in the show notes And we would like to thank everybody who came out to our taping of

Teleport teleport which will be flawed, but not I mean the recording will be a little bit flawed, but you know, because we didn't do the perfect show. But people don't want that. We're going to edit around it. That's right. That's right. Yes, keep an eye out for the glaring edits, Alan, I leaping around the stage from shot

to shot. No, I think it was a fun, a very fun performance and I, I hope that that energy comes across to you, the viewer. I think of you guys as viewers of the podcast. Viewers, because they, you, you look at what your ears tell you. You know, there's nothing. Well, because I mean, yes. Yeah. There you go. Well, now it's impossible for me to hear words without seeing the things they represent.

Mm. Yep, yep, that's right. So, is hearing just an extension of seeing? Is seeing so dominant. That we reframe sound as sight. Feel like this is something we talk about a lot. Yeah. Some version of the intersection between seeing and hearing.

And then we'll start talking about wife forms. And then I'll say something about the waveforms of slurs and then I'll get very uncomfortable and I'll wish that that was me. Andy, you're not the one who gets uncomfortable. I love that you're this rewriting a history. I love. It's great. But Andy, I'm talking about way for you.

I'm talking about what the word represents. Don't you see it in your mind when you say, if I say porch, right? What do you see in your mind? Oh, I see a porch. God, it's beautiful. It's beautifully rendered. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, see, mine's not beautifully. Mine's old. Polygon. It's not taken care of But you know what I'm still fine with it because I'm you know Reducing suffering is about just being happy with what you got and I'm constantly needing to Renovate wouldn't it be interesting? I mean if we did live in a simulation, right? If we did live in a simulation maybe one way that you could prove that is go back in

time and look at things and see all the polygons in them, because surely if we're in a simulation that's been running for this long, maybe whoever's running the simulation is improving the graphics rendering, you know, over time as they get better graphics cards for their alien super computers. Right. And so, and of course, it's like, it's like anything, you know, back when we had, or we had was the Nintendo, it was Goldnown in the Nintendo 64, we thought the graphics looked incredible, right? Now we look at it and we're like, that looks so, you know, clunky, bad. I almost didn't want to say bad

because I thought there would be people who were like, oh, it's not bad. But anyway, so maybe if we were to go back in time, we'd actually be able to be able to look at things like dinosaurs and stuff. And they'd be really badly rendered. And we'd be like, now that's it, we're in a simulation. That would be interesting.

I mean, can we look at the, I mean, wouldn't, I guess if we looked at dirt, or any ground or any rock, are they technically older than the dinosaurs? Yeah, but but they will have been updated in the simulation the only way to Compare would be to go back in time and look at it with our modern eyes Which is our modern like sort of visual processing and our modern expectations of what things would look like and then you know I mean that's yeah, I don't think it would be the case that, you know, multi-polic polygon, you know, dinosaur fossils would still be lying around, it would be uncovering them, although that would be great. Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I do like the idea of, you know, realizing, you know, evidence of an update in the simulation. But I wonder whether if you went back in time, whether you would have to have one of those time machines where like, you know, sort of like how the airport once you cross security you're kind of in like this international nose, like, nose zone. International nose zone. Yeah, we all know what you mean. I think you would need to be in a time machine that goes to the past, but the inside somehow

remains in the future because there would be this, you know, it would be like one of those no zones. Yeah, you're right. Because otherwise you'd be going back there and then you'd be being rendered by the simulation, you're using the technology of the time. Yeah, right. Yeah, maybe you could only even just look through a portal. Yeah, that might do it. That might do it. All right. Time portal. Looking through a time portal. I mean, is there any way that, you know, this could be a sketch with like, you know, to go to your version of it, scientists digging up a dinosaur and finding that it is, it's really blocky and really pixelated from an early version of, you know, I mean, maybe there's an extra element in here, where, you know, how like in early dinosaur movies and that sort of thing, they were bad, at least, you know, the CGI wasn't as good. Maybe in early dinosaur movies, you know, Oh yeah. So maybe we dig up some dinosaurs and we find that actually

they weren't very well rendered in 3D. Their CGI wasn't particularly good for the dinosaurs. And actually those early films are incredibly accurate because the technology that the aliens were using for the simulation back then wasn't, I don't know, Alistair, I don't know about this. Well, yeah, it's because I think I think a simple way that you could get a scientist to explain it in the sketch or in the movie or whatever this is, is that you know the way that is that you know the way that the pixel size of the universe is the point. You're absolutely right. This would be a simple way to get someone to explain it in the movie.

The people are going to be so easily on board with this. No, because and and the plank length is shorter than the wave length of a thing of life. Yeah, sure. And so it's actually impossible to perceive. Yep. So it's actually impossible to perceive the pixel size. Now as long as you keep the pixel size smaller than that, then nobody can ever actually see the pixels, but there might have been a time

before they learned that lesson. Really good. Where they were like, well, look, there's only dinosaurs around. They're not gonna look at small things, that these things, these things that close to them, although their eyes are bigger. Yeah, but I don't know if that means they look

at small things more closely. Maybe. I think they look at big things more distant. But, yeah, I reckon. But what about if they use their macro lens? No, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't know. Because if you could blink and change lenses on your eyes, it'd be really good, don't it? Be really good if you could. Just see what it's like for a while to have a concave lens on your eyes. You know, one that goes the other way. Just be interesting.

Or maybe it bends your eyeball concave. Yeah, yeah, you just push your eyeball. You should be able to do that. You should be able to just push your eyeball in like that and pop the lens inwards. I mean, that'd be a great thing for kids to start doing on the internet. It's like inverting.

It's called inverting or maybe they just call it verting, you know what they're like. And you know what it is, it's a trend on TikTok where kids are pushing their eyeball, lends, and popping that front. Like when you've got a slightly deflated soccer ball and you just push the edge in, so it's got that divot. They're doing that to their eyeballs. And then they're like, then they're trying, then the competition is they've got to run

across a crowded freeway. Yeah. And. It's crazy what they're getting up to. It's a TikTok thing. It's a TikTok thing. It's a TikTok. Why are kids pushing their eyeballs? Come on, cave. And then running across the freeway a TikTok. What? Why are kids? Why are kids pushing their eyeballs?

Okay. And then running across the freeway. TikTok. It's hurting. They're calling it hurting. But it's the terrifying new trend that's sweeping the internet. Where's the new trend? This is almost a horror movie. You still there? Yeah, I'm here. I'm wondering if you've written down voting as a sketch ID. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, I thought this was going to be a, you know, I didn't need to, but because my new one was going to take over, it's a similar idea, but it's a TikTok trend where kids get all this approval for killing their own parents. Yeah, like they're getting lots of likes and that sort of thing, is that what it is? Yeah, and like, or like, like cutting bits off of their parents? Yeah, Okay. If the biggest chunk that you can chop off your parents. Yeah. And sometimes I guess maybe you can you know the ideas you maybe you make it look like an accident. Yeah. But then you know

as soon as there's been it's been chopped off, you sort of get a little selfie with like your dad. Your dad, I mean, this is you, I picture you, you've lost one finger on your, on your, you know, your circular saw or two fingers or whatever. And one of your kids is like shooting themselves with you going, ah, fuck, ah, geez.

Ah, kids go, go inside Oh, geez. Oh, kids go inside. Oh, it's on. It's a, it's a really good trend. Oh, bad. It's got everything. It really feels like it could happen. And now I'm never going to, I'm never going to completely relax or ever. Kids again. See, you never know.

We're still calling it hurting by the way No, that we call it slossing. Oh, okay, it's slicing chopping the way wait They're calling it they're calling it the daddy chop. I think it's good if it's just the dead Why well, I think it's a maybe a bit it's horrible if it's happening to the mum But I think you're being a bit, it's horrible if it's happening to the mum. But I think- Andy, you're being sexy. Okay, you're right.

Hey, this is, we've already gone through this with the slurs. Is this the same? I think the mum's can also have like their leg cut off and stuff. Okay. Sure. I maybe do you get extra points if it's your mom, or is it true equality? There's no affirmative action or any of that.

It's true equality, all right? This is these kids, these are Gen Z or Gen whatever the next one is. They're post all this stuff. Yeah, they don't think, you know, they don't think like that. What's younger, Gen Z or millennials, are they the same thing? Or we don't care. What's younger, Jens Zed or millennials, are they the same thing? Or we don't care. What's younger, Jens Zed or millennials?

You don't know that? No, I don't. You don't, but what are you? I don't know. You don't know which one you are. No. I mean, am I Jens Zed or am I Jens it? Or am I, Jens,

oh, Jens why? Oh, I don't know. You're Jens why. You're Jens why, you're Jens why, which is what millennials are. Really? You're really?

Okay, well, Do you know why I'm, do you know why I'm, horrified? I'm acting like this. It's because we worked on a show, a TV show, for like three years that was entirely about the generations and what generations different people are.

And we all talked about what generation we were. I don't remember that. Do you think due to a TikTok trend, your kids may have cut off a bit of your brain? You're just like, oh, you're using a hook. Yeah. Daddy's nose during the night. I mean, is it, is it okay to like do it while your parents are sleeping and like,

like literally go go inside and do, you know, somehow drug them and do surgery and like remove an organ or something like that? Is that, is that okay? I think, I mean, yeah, yeah, I think it's okay. It's part of the trend. It's like it's all part of, yeah, yeah, I think it's okay. It's part of the trend. It's all part of, yeah, yeah. Right.

All part of slice and or dice and there. Yeah. I, I, I, Dicing actually sounds, that's very, that sounds very much like something that would be on the, yeah, on the internet, Dicing. Oh, yeah, that, I mean, that's a yeah, that's a great horror film. Because it could be any kid as well. Yeah, then you're like, suddenly you're like, kids, you're not allowed to have phones anymore. But then they start doing it with sky writing. Yeah, but there's also there's

also cameras and everything. Yeah, that's true. And also they could use your phone. We did we did talk about that. And that's the thing is that the that's the thing is that the parents, they still wouldn't be willing to get rid of their own phones. Yeah, because they've lost it. Yeah, not until they've lost like, both arms at least. No, I mean, that's really great because it is, yeah, that's that's like sort of the true horror is at the extent of our addiction to the phones that we are unable to part with. that like even as we know, because it's very literalizing, Alistair, it's very, we're literalizing the subtext

of, you know, that phones are destroying us. They are cutting off parts of ourselves in a way by stunting our ability to interact with the world and enjoy things properly. Oh my God, Alistair, this is so powerful now. And suddenly like, I'm one point the kids are arguing. And you're like, can we just, can we just, can you guys stop arguing? Please? Like that. And they just won't. And then suddenly, you're like, honey, go get their phones. I just need a moment to work. Like that. And

then you hand them their phones with your one hand with your two fingers remaining on your one arm. Yeah. And then you see them kind of like do that kind of like ha ha look to each other. Oh no. They'd planned this the whole time. Straight back to Dyson. Back to Dyson Daddy. Yeah, you look Alistair early on when you said that you, well, when you were seemed so confident that this was going to replace a vertig as the sketch idea. I was like, geez, that's a little arrogant of Alistair to feel like he's definitely got a better idea than vertig. Absolutely.

And you absolutely did. And I'm really proud of you. And I'm really glad you believed in yourself as well. And you have written both down and also Dyson couldn't have existed without hurting. That's right. We had to vote so that you could dice. I had to vote so that you could dice. All right, Alistair. Oragami, okay? Yeah, the tragedy of Oragami. It is, isn't it? Yeah.

I mean, is that a thing that a trend that's gonna come back? Was it a trend? Do you feel like Oragami was a thing when you was sort come back, was it a trend? Do you feel like origami was a thing when you was sort of like a young teen, right? Like, you didn't have a sister, but like, I think if you have a sister in the house, origami suddenly becomes a big thing for a while. Well, that's possible. Yeah. It is really possible. Yeah, but you wouldn't know anything about it. What about? Well, I had it.

No, I had a sister and for us, it was programming, you know, and engineering. Sure. And so, and garbage collection, we were a very, we were a very progressive family. I can tell. Yeah. We were a very we were very progressive family. I can tell yeah, I have seen back in those days. There wasn't Wasn't that many Women garbage collectors, but my sister introduced it to the household Yeah, and then we started throwing things away after that. We were like, okay. Yeah, maybe we won't let garbage just pile up in the house

Okay, so how is that a sketch idea, right? A family that's just letting garbage pile up. I mean, it could be like, it could be a radio, it could be like a, like a news piece that is about, you know, the town gets its first woman garbage collector. It's a young teenager who's in high school, but she's kind of decided to start doing it straight away. And as it goes on, you do discover that the reason she's doing it is because her family have never thrown anything away and she's trying to teach them the ways because she doesn't like living in a place covered in garbage

and with cockroaches coming crawling in and out of everything. This is another really good metaphorical thing, Alistair, because it's got a big Greta Tunberg side to it, right? That like, could the sketch be that, let's imagine that instead of talking about climate change, we're talking about living in a fetid pile of your own shit and garbage. And everybody's doing it. Everybody's living in a fetid pile of their own shit and garbage. And a teenager from a Scandinavian country.

You know, this is all too literal and it's a bit on the nose, Alistair, but it's all right, fair with me. She doesn't have to be from a Scandinavian country, okay? How about this? She's from a Middle East in country. And yeah, and she starts trying to get people to put Middle East in people don't know how to throw things away.

We tried. No, I did it. Andy, Jesus. That's absolutely no one I'm saying. And if you listen, you give me the benefit of that. You'll know. You'll know that I'm on the right side of this. Right? And they... I just, it's just starting to seem like it's not your story to tell.

Yeah, you go ahead. Anyway, they start getting people to put rubbish into bins and not just like let their feces fall where they stand. But then there's a big right wing sort of push back on this and you know letting your feces fall where you stand becomes kind of a culture war issue. It does feel like a South Park episode or something like that. Yeah, was that good? I think that's good. Yeah, yeah. Came up with a great South Park episode. Although you know what South Park are like they would be anti-grathsome They would make it somehow yeah, and I'm sure they've done an episode about how she's annoying or they do something where it look I can tell you they do something where a recently Born baby who's just developed like the, the power of forming their first sounds.

But you know, it gets to give a speech at the UN and the baby will be shitting and pissing itself while talking at the UN about climate change. But it won't be climate change. It will be like some made up problem like how people, let's see, it'll be some other culture or thing. Yeah, this is, I could write for, I could write for South Park, it could be some other thing. And then put something in there, and it's a baby, she'd again pissing itself

while giving a speech at the UN, getting its nappy change, and then everyone applauds, and then it's giving speeches and that sort of thing. And then we find out that behind the scenes, the babies are real psychopath or something is just doing it for attention. And, you know, this is this would be the satirical take off South Park. Shall I enjoy on the gratitude to the situation? You haven't enjoyed that show for so long now, you know, I mean, not that you don't enjoy it. No.

Not that you've been watching it and not enjoying it, but that you haven't. Yeah, for so long now. You know, I mean, not that you don't enjoy it. You've not even watching it and not enjoying it, but that you haven't. Yeah, no, that's true. I actually see. I, but I get a lot of enjoyment from the knowledge that those guys are still making that show. Like, yeah. It's insane.

I mean, I assume they are. Maybe they stopped. There's a chance they have, yeah. But, I mean, are there still people making companies making South Park merchandise? What happened to all of them? Like, Cartman T-shirts is respect my authority. Yeah, that kind of thing.

Are there, are there, maybe that should come back as a trend for young people, Jen said to respect my authority. Yeah, quoting quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, and wearing, maybe that'll be a, it'll be the new fashion trend, like norm core. Yeah, but Cartman core. Hmm. I'm just going to write Cartman core down. Oh, wow.

That's what I like about this show. This is what keeps it fresh. Is you never can, never can guess. Well, sometimes if, I think if we say something, Andy, with and then there's sufficient, there's sufficient insufficient steam, meaning that we don't have anywhere else to go. It gives it a little, it puts a little button on it allows us to move on, you know, and just go look. And then or an or an or it prompts us to go,

well, we better make this into something now that it's written down. Well, I suppose, I guess it's... I mean, the one thing that I can think of is that like, maybe a frontier that hasn't been explored is using the carbon voice during sex and where that leads you. It's a very cringy thing to do. It's possibly the most cringy thing to do. So it's this guy on the dating scene?

Yeah, maybe. And maybe it's a new kind of fetish that is... It's fetish. It's almost two. Look, we're talking like Cartman during sex is a kind of, could be potentially a kind of fetish. There's almost two, like it goes beyond any of the, cause it's incorporating cringe into... It's easy, so it's calling out for his mom.

We're like, maaam, maa man, where's my cheesy poofs? That's what he does during the musical. So you think that it, but, but you know, at first it's just him having trouble. Yeah. Having trouble, you know, having meeting a woman that is in any way interested in a guy who constantly does carcass voice. Anyway, interesting in a guy who constantly does car play voice. And then that he ramps it up,

juring sex is. And but then, but then, you know, I say, respect my tarot. Hey. I'm with my cheesy poofs. Ah, my cheesy poofs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sort of get our heads around and yeah, you know, you don't you do want to be on the right side of these things so Yeah, well you we don't know how big how big carbon core will get in the future

hmm, hmm, and You know, and maybe one day they'll They'll be running the country. They'll have a kind of a party in the in government And they'll be running the country and then they'll be rounding up anybody who didn't support them, who were discriminating and getting married and getting married and then shooting them. Yeah, this is good. I mean, so again, again, probably, probably actually going to happen. I wouldn't be surprised if talking black-cartman is probably a big thing on the alt-right and you know, then in a

lot of their forums and stuff, that's actually just how they communicate. And yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if we do, you know, have those people with batons and big black coats saying, you respect my authority. As they beat us into a bloody pulp on the curve for being perceived to not support cartmaning. Cartmania. Alistair, you know what I think is really cool? What's that?

I think it's really cool when you write down a swear word, right? But then, not only do you write down a swear word, but you write it down with like a weird messed up spelling, you know? Like, you're like not only am I swearing, I'm not only am I rude because I'm saying fuck or writing down the word fuck,

but I'm also gonna write it like with a cue or just like just with one K and no C or something like that. And you're like, this is how? Only one K. Yeah, if you K, you know, no C. Oh yeah, okay. You know, and it, yeah, it's just so, you're just being, you're so bad and naughty that you're not only willing to swear, but you're willing to swear wrong.

And you're not afraid to push those boundaries. You know, PhD K. Not. Yeah, yeah, PhD Q. PhD. Oh, Q. Yeah, so. But I get then I guess I suppose you could go the other way and you could start writing. I think if you did FUQUE maybe, right?

Because then that's interesting. Oh, you're so cool. Well, no, still fuck. Sure. But because you're still realizing that a Q, you're realizing that a queue has to be followed by a U, right, whenever you use a Q. So you're using correctly, you're using correct sort of,

what would that be? Syntax grammar with your use of the Q and then the U and the E. But you are, is this interesting in any way, the idea that you're trying to come up with, I don't know, a more correct incorrect spelling of, of fuck, Alistair, it's nothing, is it? Well, I, you know, I guess once, once we find what it is, then we can, then we can take it to a place.

But, you know, like, I guess I'm looking to find now, I'm looking to find more correct spellings of things, right? Because we know that there are less correct spellings of things. And then there's the, you know, there's the so-called correct spelling of things, but I feel like you could write it in a more fancy way. Like, you know, spelling fuck, pH, u, q, u, e feels like it's, I guess it's, you know, it's a bit more ye oldy, it's a bit more, I don't know, a bit more ancient. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know, a bit more ancient. Yeah. Yeah. It's all good. It's all good. Yeah, I'm sorry. I just, I, I just didn't have. There's nothing to grip onto.

There's nothing to grip onto, LSD. It's too abstract. Yeah. It's, yeah, I apologize indeed. But you know what, do I actually have five sketches? Oh, and good ones they are too. Wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom,

and so we can move on to the three words from a listener who, and it's been lovely because I've been running low on words and people have been sending some through and we got a bunch of freshies. Yes. Straight on the top of the bar. Straight on the top of the bar. Yes. Straight on the top of the bar. Send in some words, words sending some three words from a listener and let that listener be you

Alistair now how is that can I just ask how's your system going? Have you got a new system? You started again or is it just back to just? No everything's just fresher in the mind, you know Right good that we took advantage of this big reset to do the exact way to say. But it's, you know, people are having a go, you know, that's the great thing. No one's getting shafted. No, maybe some people, I'm not sure. So today's words are from Adriana Genueldi.

Adriana Genueldi. Maybe it's Genueldi. Adriana Genualdi. Maybe it's Genualdi. Maybe it is. That doesn't sounds more like a name, Genualdi. Oh, maybe it's not Genualdi. Genualdi. Adriana, thank you.

Thank you. Adriene. Oh, dear. Adriana. Adriana. Adriana Adrian. Adrian. Adrian. Adrian. Genewalty. Genewalty. Genewalty. Genewalty. Genewalty. Genewalty. Genewalty. Anyway. So thanks so much for sending these three words. Thank you so much. We appreciate it very much. Lee and did you want to try and guess what Adriana's three words are? Andrew, you know that I do. Okay, the first word is keep, keep, keep. No, there's only one letter in common,

and this word has a lot of letters. Okay, wow. Okay. You wanna tell me? So it's, unfortunately, it's accidental. Okay. Accidental. Second word is estrogen.

Estrogen. Did you pick that because Adriana was a woman? You are. No. No. And actually, man and women both have estrogen and testosterone just to give you a chance. I think there's actually, I think there's Eastridge Inn in sperm in semen. There you go. It's because our balls are like, oh, I love this. This is what women love.

I love it. I'll give them a little something for that. Yeah. We're the only ones who said that that's a female chemical. And then suddenly, we're just like, and then we're like, what, what's he doing in my balls? Get it out of here get it out of my man. Oh Man, that's that's not cool. That's mine

I've all got a vagina in my bowls Anyway So the second word is not East Virginia. It's tattoo. Accidental tattoo artist. Accidental tattoo artist. Accidental tattoo artist. Let me look. The third word is not artists. No. It is day. Accidental tattoo day. Oh, see? Now, already it itself a like it's a fun sketch idea already because it's this idea where you picture that there is a day that is accidental tattoo day, but this weird idea that it would be planned.

On that day people get accidental tattoos. But then somehow it's, you know, it's planned. So so then I guess that you if you were just setting up an accidental tattoo day, it would be like a, it would be sort of in the town square sort of near where the market is and things like that. Well, what would it probably would be tense? And like, it's like, you know, three-legged races and spoon, you know, egg and spoon races and stuff like that. But in people's hands, when with theregged races and spoon, you know, egg and spoon races and stuff like that. But in people's hands,

when there's all these obstructions, there's obstructions on the ground, and in people's hands are tattooing guns. Right? And then the people, there's people all are laying on the ground as well. They might be some of the obstructions that people with three leg and race are running around

and then people then trip over. Yeah. And then accidentally then just stick the gun in people's arms. You know what I think would be great. Would be a kind of like combat knots and crosses, right? Where it's two people in a ring. And they both have drawn on them a noughts and crosses bored, right? And then they're both holding portable tattoo guns. And

they basically just have to try and wrestle and try and draw there. But then they'd have to draw on themselves to do the other. The other one. I mean, it could just be competitive charades, tattoos. Competitive tattoos. Get a tattoo on the other person. Yeah, you're right. And then at the end, you're points are calculated. I think not just on the, well,'re points are calculated, not just on the,

well, the points are calculated on the artistic merit of the tattoo that you put off the other person. Sorry, it doesn't. The fight is really incidental. Competitive tattooing. Yeah. That thing's just a very... The fight isn't incidental. The fight isn't incidental. It's how you gain an advantage Oh sure sure sure and you know and the hot the more accurately You're able to pin them the more still you're able to get them the better you're able to get the accuracy of your art I think this could be finally away in which we um we get art to have the same

I mean this would also work without tattoos, right? which we get art to have the same, I mean, this would also work without tattoos, right? But it's just like they have a canvas stuck to their back, right? Strapped to their back. Both competitors have a canvas strap to their back. And they have like a little holster, full of paint brushes and paints. And they are trying to paint on the other person's back

while fighting. And then at the end we display the works of art. And art critics, judge, who won the art, the caged art, mixed martial art, Alistair, mixed martial art. All right, all right, art fight, wait, and then fight competition. Yeah, and then wait, just writing this as to describe it then. What's good is because it becomes this real balance of like, the amount of time that you put into training for the fighting component versus the amount of time that you put into working on your artistic expression, your ability to communicate more,

more but in a more simple way. And. You know what's interesting is that, with that kind of fighting, you would have to use a lot more kind of hooks because you want to get around the back. Yeah. And maybe the only way that you could use a jab like a forward sort of you know a stiff jab is if you really loaded up your paintbrush yeah quite a lot of liquid so that you could sort of you get on the back of the

neck or something like that and it would drip down onto the canvas. Yeah. That'll, that'll, that'll count. I mean, you know, maybe, we'll get it up in their hair. Maybe it's not a canvas, maybe we just paint their back white, you know,

nice, undercoat, nice base coat, and you are just working on the back. But yeah, I mean, you got the issue if you don't want to rub off. Not quite sure how we get around that. Maybe it's just really good paint, really fast drying or something like that. Yeah, it could be the fastest drawing paint, but then of course, and how do you keep it with liquid while you're trying to paint the other person? There's a lot. There's a lot of kinks to work out, but I think this could be really exciting. So it makes martial art, and there's how we finally get good funding for arts.

Yeah, because there's such good funding for Marshall lots. Well, he doesn't have to be government funding, doesn't have to be government funding. There's got to be a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of sponsorship, there's a lot of money in it. Oh yeah, we could get monster energy drink to sponsor this. Yeah, but then, not only then, but also, you know, malt, maitre, acrylic paints, you know, and then you have a, you know, that great crossover. I've not just the supplements wanting to get all. But also, this idea that you would like, because you know, with like mixed martial arts,

the dream is to like get somebody's back so that you can choke them around their neck, right? But in this, you kind of want to really get their front and sort of get their neck but from the back, from like holding onto the front so that you can then hold them really close. But then if you hold them really close, then they can also paint on your back. Yeah. Well, you need to paint, they're good painting on them.

Oh yeah. And then you got a roll, you got a roll then onto your back so that you're holding your legs crossed around their butt. Yeah. Holding them in place. I think you kind of keep rolling to maybe try to like crush their hands or something. I think this would be really good as well if we were able to genetically clone some great

historical artists, you know, you're Leonardo's, you're Michael Angeles. One that are of strong. Yeah. But you know, but you can't just go anybody. You got to need somebody who's physically strong. And then finally, or we'll have art will have weight classes. Mm-hmm.

I think it should have that anyway. Regardless of the fighting component, let's start introducing weight classes into art. Yeah. You can't stand up comedy. Yeah, white classes. I think there are certain weights that have an unfair advantage.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna say what they are. That's the middle ones. Yeah. Oh, so average. All right, well, I'll take us through the sketch ideas. Thank you very much, Adriana. We got finding evidence of older simulation via bad rendering. And this is kind of, it's a full film.

But we, it's, it first you think it's a time travel film, we're going to see if, you know, it's, it's like people are just scientists trying to confirm about stuff about dinosaurs, you know, that how they look compared to our predictions. Imagine how fucked up they could look compared to, even just normally, imagine how different dinosaurs could look compared to what we think they look like so different. We've like we've pictured so many T-Rex's and stuff is so gone Yeah, bony you know like they're all cheekbone and they're all just like You know real gone stuff like that. They could be real plum. Mm-hmm

Yeah, they got those big eyebrow ridges and that kind of thing. Could be all soft and cuddly. Yeah, then we got, then we got veerting. It's ticktock and it's where you invert your, it's a ticktock trend where you invert your eyes and then you run out into the freeway. Yeah, that's the latest thing kids are doing. Then we got the cut bits off your parents ticktock trend, that's the latest thing. The kids are doing. Then we got the cut bits

off your parents tick-tock train, which is called Dicing. I like that one. This is a horror film. Maybe, or would you say it's a psychological thriller? Because it's not like jumping out that as much, you know, well, maybe I guess it'd be something. They could be jumping out. I think the idea that you're like anything where kids become terrifying is, is double terrifying, I think. Yeah. Yeah. And then we got the first woman garbage collector in this town.

It's a news piece and she actually lives in a house. You discover that she actually lives in a house where no one knows that you can throw things away and she and they shit where they stand and she's trying to, you know, lead by example, teach her family, try to be the first educated one in the family who leads by example and tries to change their ways maybe. I think also so that she doesn't,

she doesn't have to live like that. I think in Dyson, it would be a great in that movie. It's gonna be great at the start where like the parents just start noticing that a lot of other people, like when they're doing drop-offs at school and stuff, they start just noticing that a lot of other parents have been having accidents recently. Yeah, yeah, that's good. And yeah, like they start to, you know, that's weird because accidents, like there shouldn't be a plague of accidents. Yeah, like I mean, at first you just see maybe some of these parents finger and they go,

oh my god, I was chopping carrots or something like that. They just chop my pinky off. But then you see a dad that comes in with a missing leg. And he go, holy moly, I thought it was bad when I saw, you know, Karen Adriano. I was trying to incorporate some of our listeners into this question. They'd be on it. Missed a finger. But, but Jason seeing you with a missing leg, Jason seeing you with a missing leg. That's crazy. Anyway, I was sorry to hear about your leg.

Yeah, sorry, I fell into the meat grinder. I mean, that's pretty graphic, but it's probably more like, well, you know what's that one that you feed branches into? Yeah, meat grinder. No, no wood chipper. I like a wood chipper. I like a wood chipper. Yeah, a little chipper.

That's right. And then you'd find out that there were the kids that had been watching Fargo, that movie. Find a copy of Fargo there. Anyway, then the next one is Cartman Core. It's a follower of the Cartman Core ideology on dating scenes, struggling, and then, but you know, meet somebody who's at least understanding

and open to it, yeah. Open to it, and then you see them in sex, and it's worse, and then also obviously later on the political party where they shoot any people who they round up people who never supported them. And that's a lot of people. Yeah, they're really man. And they say, you know what they say?

You respect my authoritative. In that case, respect my authoritative. And you really change the context of it once they do have some authority, you know what I mean? Yeah. And, but people still laugh. What are you saying? That's the thing.

It's still a good bit. It's still a good bit. And then we got art fight competition, which is mixed martial art. Here we go. So, B-d-d-b-d-d-jab-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-dab-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-b-d-d-b-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-b-d-b- Thanks so much for listening to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, brusting it out once more We like that you listen to the show we like that you download rate and subscribe to the pop test It helps us immensely and it does help us. Yes, and tell other people share it on your Facebook and your Twitter Yeah, it gives us a chance that maybe there will be another season. It's never it's not locked in and

And we do like getting to do it and We would also Love you to book tickets to my client is innocent at the upcoming comedy festival sure Yeah And you know what else you could book tickets to if you're interested in there's a little show being put on by A lady called Carly Milroy and That's true a friend called Bronnie and it's called

Betty Carrito and It's And it's called Betty Carretto. And it's a very funny show. The now-a-step is directing of the comedy festival. Friend of the show, Carly Milroy. Friend of the show, former guest. That's right. Yeah, definitely.

You know, there's also another show called Hong Kong KabaHub I Ring Iting Dean coming out of the the Alistair plant being being constructed. Alistair and Matt Stewart. So you should also get tickets to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really excited about it. Scott, I think the best poster of the festival. I think the best poster of the festival. How dare you. It's not quite as good as the new poster that we have from Ellie Durkin, our listener for, my client is innocent. That's true.

I mean, that's a really good poster. Obviously, you're not able to speak about, you know, you know, a person who speaks highly of yourself and you very rarely ever compliment yourself. Yeah, check out our post, it's sick. Thank you, Ellie. We have just put it onto the socials. Thank you very much. We are already tired and it's 10, 40 in the morning and we're crumbling. So take care of your lives. Don't really take care of them. And have a good day. And we love love you.

Bye. Are you working way too hard for way too little? There's never been a better time to consider a career in IT. You could enjoy a recession resistantresistant career in a rewarding field, with plenty of growth opportunities and often flexible work environments. Go to mycomputercareer.edu and take the free career evaluation. You could start your new career in months, not years. Take classes online or on campus, and financial aid is available to qualified students, including the GI Bill. Now is the time. Mycomputer or on campus and financial aid is available to qualified students including the GI Bill.

Now is the time, mycomputercareer.edu.