Two In The Think Tank - 361 - "INTO THE SKETCHVERSE"
Episode Date: December 7, 2022Sketchverse, Pizza Doctor, Impooved Doctor Baby, Improv Baby, Alien Sketch, WereMarketing, Witch MechanicWatch Jack's special hereWatch Matt's special hereGustav and Henri Volume 2 is now available to... purchase in Australia here!You can support the pod by chipping in to our patreon here (thank you!)Join the other TITTT scholars on the TITTT discord server hereGet Magma here: https://sospresents.com/programs/magmaHey, why not listen to Al's meditation/comedy podcast ShusherDon't forget TITTT Merch is now available on Red Bubble. Head over here and grab yourselves some material objectsYou can find us on twitter at @twointankAndy Matthews: @stupidoldandyAlasdair Tremblay-Birchall: @alasdairtb and instaAnd you can find us on the Facebook right hereMegathanks to George for producing this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Alistair, before we get started,
Yes.
Could we just take a moment to promote
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And also known as Drew's.
Yes, let's promote them in a way that is incomprehensible.
Okay, so Matt Stewart and Jack Drew's both have standup comedy specials on YouTube for free.
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And then all you have to do is go and watch them.
That's the only bit of responsibility that you have to them. And you'll get that time back.
I think it, I think it, in space.
In space they say that.
It doesn't shave.
If it shaves years of your life, it's only in the sense of shaving, like shaving hairs
off your face makes you look younger.
Yeah, that's right.
So it'll shave the gray years off your life and make you look like your twin. And younger's a baby's right. It'll save the gray years off your life and make you look like you're twins.
And young as a baby's bottom.
Yes, it looks like your face will be a baby's ass.
So there you go.
All of your bits, your arms or baby's asses,
your face is a baby's ass, your belly is a baby's ass.
This is a great, you,
one of your butt cheeks.
Marvel hero. Each one of your butt cheeks. Marvel hero.
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They call him a baby's asses.
Asses.
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40th and on our 10 year anniversary together. And I'm here with my...
That makes it sound like it's her 40th anniversary together. Yeah. And she's been with you for 40 years,
but you've only really been involved for the last 10.
That's right.
She is a time traveler, or yeah,
or I am just, I've only recently come to mental maturity
and she was once my career.
It's a very inappropriate relationship,
but I am here today with my friend Andy Matthews,
and we are going to take you through a portal
to the sketchverse.
Yeah, that's right.
It's a new realm.
It's like Tune Town in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
But instead of Tunes, it's just normal
people, but they're all in sketches. They're all sketch characters. Everything, everything.
Yeah, it's just a it's a it's a sketch show universe in every place, even in between places,
there are sketches happening. That's actually a really fucking cool
I mean, that's actually a really fucking cool device. Like if you could film it on like the lot of like universal studios or something and you
just go from set to set location location, there are sketches out on the street as you're
going past, fuck that's cool, Alistair.
Yeah, well, I really want to do that.
I mean, it's very possible, Andy. We can do it at some point. Maybe sketches could be happening in a, say, a
Stupid old studio that we might have access to. And I know a studio seems like a less fun place to have sketches because that's where you would go
Film sketches, but you film sketches there that are actually
the sketches of people filming sketches, you see.
So these are actually, this is a little bit meta.
That's how it starts.
So you know you're quite deep into the verse here.
Yeah, that's really fun.
It sounds really fun.
But I also like the idea of it as being a real location
that we find a portal to and that we can actually take people
into and they can, you know, in this universe,
it'll be interesting the way the break up breakdown
of society is, right?
I think there'll be a lot of psychiatrists,
there'll be a lot of doctors with big sort of mirrored things
on the top of their head.
There will be a-
Would you mirror things in the top of their heads?
Those doctors that we had mirror thing that they wear, where they're in a sketch.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, that little sort of like it looks like a-
Do you think it might be-
Satellite dish?
Do you think it might be the same circle that you have on a pizza cutter?
Yeah, I think they use the same thing. I think they use that to cut pizzas. Yeah, they can actually lean
down and in a hands-free way, which is much more hygienic for a doctor. They can slice a pizza into
into eight, twelve, whatever, even number of slices you desire. Doctor, doctor, I mean sketch doctor, sketch doctor.
Yes, it's an emergency.
What is it?
This pizza, it hasn't been cut.
I'm on it.
And then he does it with his face, but also his face smears on the pizza and he gets tomato sauce on there.
Is there a sketch comedian doctor in the restaurant?
What?
Why, I'm a sketch comedian doctor.
Oh, thank God.
This man needs help slicing his pizza.
This is a really good bit.
Oh.
Oh.
I mean, But then two patrons have to pick up the doctor. I think they have to pick up the doctor.
I think they have to pick up the doctor bodily because he really is the handle of the pizza
cutter, right?
And the thing on his head is just the cutter on the end.
So they pick him up and they use his whole body just with that little, weirly disc at
the top there to slice the pizza.
I'd find that satisfying. And the doctor has very long,
luscious hair. Oh yeah. Maybe the doctor is a woman. And it's dragging through the pizza's
toppings and sauce, greasy, cheesy. It's really great. And then the cutter is pulling back across
and slicing his own hair and cutting the hair into the pizza. Maybe even cutting the face a little bit.
Mmm, cutting his face. Maybe her face. Her face. Her face.
It's a sad fact that sketch comedian doctors are very rarely women. I think it's a, like, you know,
we talk about the, you know, diversity and equality of representation in, in, in, you know,
in important fields like medicine. Yeah. I think it's even harder for women to make it into
those roles, into those jobs. That's even more difficult. In the sketch of us. I mean, could you imagine all the pressure
on a poor,
you know, that a poor, like let's say,
white girl experiences when she's growing up
in the inner city when she has an improv parents
to all the pressure that she has to eventually become a sketch
comedian doctor. Yeah, that must be, that must be awful. It's not only difficult to
get into, but she doesn't really want to do it. But she does it for them because
of the prestige that these improv parents will, will get in their community when they see, when they're able to show
off their daughter, you know, being a very rare sketch comedian doctor.
We have a few sketch comedy, improv comedy based ideas on this show
where we use the form of improv comedy.
But I think it would be great for a child
to be like in the longest form improv
to people in a scene playing a husband and wife
make love and actually give birth to an actual child
who is raised in the scene nobody's ending the scene
Because it hasn't reached they haven't they tried to end on a good laugh
But it keeps going and they're not getting the laugh and it so it goes on and on and on
for months and years and the person up the back of the room who's in control of the lights is waiting
to cut the scene, but they can't get that big laugh
to finish on.
And as it goes on, it gets harder and harder.
The laugh has to be bigger and bigger to justify the thing.
And they keep occasionally they'll get a bit of a laugh
and they'll look to the back of the room
but the guys like it's not enough.
We can't end on that.
And just hope, yes, they're having this child, they're raising it on stage.
The scene is going on.
The child, this is all they've ever known.
This is their reality.
And the child thinks that their parents are these characters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They think they're really their parents, but they're not.
They're just actors who happen to have given birth to this child as part of the scene.
And I suppose when they cut the scene, when they edit the scene that they have to kill
the child.
Wow.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I mean, I all put the child up for adoption and say, look, we just had this child in a scene,
we don't really want it.
I mean, I mean, that's suggest that they, they actually
will get out at some point. Like I, I picture this all in a black box theater, a guy just
right behind the corner, always waiting to run across the screen, across the, across this
thing. He's aging, they're aging. You think you'd think that there would have been a laugh
at least when they had sex to make the baby. No, no.
Because they were both so uncomfortable about it.
They were both so uncomfortable about it
because of how problematic it all was.
But that's where the scene had gone.
They were doing that.
And the audience could pick up on the fact that they were uncomfortable.
It actually got much more awkward and less funny during that bit. That's
why it's taken them so long to bring, get the audience back on side.
And I picture one of the audience members is actually one of the, one of the customers
that we sold a ticket to, to the, to the sketchverse, just sitting there going, this is
insane. This one is part of the sketchverse.
It's crazy. Imagine you be able to, in the sketchverse, you'd be able to get into a
spaceship, right? And go up into space and see spaceship-based sketches that are happening in like Star Trek style sketches.
Parodies and then you go to other planets where there's people interacting with other
life forms and doing sketches.
But when you go to the other planets, do they have a completely different sense of humor?
So you can't get like, are they doing alien sketches on the other planets?
Or are they doing earth sketches on the other planets? Or are they doing earth sketches on the other planets
about aliens?
I guess there'd be some earthlings there
that are doing sketches about the cultural differences
between the aliens and the humans.
And that would be barely understandable to our people
because I guess it would be performing to that planet audience.
Yeah. Right. So you'd kind of get the the human side of it. But then if you don't went further away
into the alien verse, like into that alien planet, then I guess you would just see, yeah, aliens
doing sketches for aliens. Yeah. If you're making first contact with a new alien civilization, there are no cultural
reference points. You don't get any of the jokes in the sketches. It's a lot like just visiting
aliens, but I imagine that acting is still really big and all the characters that they have in
their sketches are very recognizable. Like in that, you know, you see the same characters
appearing with a frequency that you wouldn't expect them to outside of the sketch first.
Yeah. Well, you see, in my, what I'm imagining in the sketch first is I'm imagining a,
an alien people of quite small slugs, like slugs the size of your hand, you know.
And so I can imagine that you can hardly make out of what the different roles in society are
in the sort of slugs society. So what you're watching it and you're going, this is apparently comedy.
Yeah. So, but maybe they just have slightly different patterns on their skin or something like that and then the maybe one of the people is like filming it one of our you know one of the customers is filming these sketches and then it's being being beamed back to just a TV in our travel agents office and people who are looking to
in our travel agents office and people who are looking to buy tickets to the sketch first are watching this going this is really wild stuff.
This is, I don't know, is it all comedy like this?
Because I'm not sure I'm finding it funny.
Go, well, it just depends on how deep into the, you know, this, this guy's an explorer.
I know this guy is, you know, going to the, to the edges of the the edges of the universe to find comedy that still makes him laugh.
Well, it does make him laugh, but maybe after he's been on the slug creature planet for
like a couple of years, like in a rival, he starts to get the jokes. He's been there long enough,
he can see the comedy. I also liked it in the sketchverse.
Things like spaceships, time travel, teleportation, they're all possible.
Yeah.
Because basically anything you could write into a sketch can be done.
And I think if you, I think what would be great about it is that like,
if you were to look behind one of the panels
on a spaceship in the sketchverse, you would just be kind of fuzzy gray blobs because sketch
comedians and writers never need to know any of the details about how things work beyond
the device they're exploring in the sketch.
Yeah. But it does work, but it's not like you could bring back
the spaceship faster than light technology
or whatever to our universe.
It only works there because there are no details.
Yeah.
Wait, so give me just a very beginning of this.
That sentence again. So if you went to the sketch universe
Yeah, and you went on one of their spaceships because they spaceships and that stuff do work over there
Yeah, no
comedy devices if you would have then open one of the panels right you you're down in the warp core
And you want to know how the spaceship works if you would open it
It's just sort of gray
how the spaceship works. If we were to open it, it's just sort of gray, nondescripted details, it's even blurrier or something. It's just like static behind it.
It hurts your brain like trying to do maths in a dream. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but imagine taking a physicist there or finding a sketch versus physicist.
And then that he would actually, I mean, he would be in a sketch,
but he would also maybe be trying to search, like,
I mean, because he would be making a joke
about the universe itself that's there.
Yeah, well, he could be in a meta sketch.
They have meta sketches in the sketch version.
Of course.
So there's a, he could, for the purposes of a meta sketch,
talk about this stuff and point out that none of the, this course. So there's a there would he he could for the purposes of a meta sketch talk
about this stuff. Yeah. And point out that none of the in fact, I think this is quite a good
sketch to write. In which the doc the the your honest spaceship. And there's a there's a there's
a sketch scientist who's explaining why none of we don't know how any of the details work.
Why none of we don't know how any of the details work. But we know that everything works.
Yeah, it works, but only for the purposes of the sketch, it's works because it's needed.
It's a required device for the for the comic premise and the laws of the universe that
control the universe would be all like, you know, if you were trying to look for the rules
of the universe, you'd find somewhere on a fundamental level, the rule of three is built into the universe or whatever it is.
Anything is in service of the laws.
Yeah. All this works because it's funny, you see.
And there needs to be a logic to it. There still are rules. There needs to be a logic
because sketches don't work if there's no rules at all.
Yeah, and that means that you could potentially go to an alien planet and figure out what the joke is based on the universal laws within that sketch.
Maybe, maybe if the universal laws could be localized within the frame of reference of the sketch.
Unless you see a law that doesn't make sense in a sketch, which allows you to hypothesize that there's a sketch happening really far in a really big sketch,
happening really far in the universe, that you are where it's such a big sketch, that it is,
and it must be such a big joke that it is a, we are able to sense, it's like gravitational pull
or the something happening, you know, sometimes you know,
a planet explodes for a gag. You would probably see that from the other side of a galaxy.
Yeah, I love it, Alastair. I want to live there. I think we are currently living there. Maybe we do.
Maybe we're not in a simulation. Maybe we're in a sketch. Maybe we're just making a mistake at not laughing at every moment.
Yeah. Well, maybe we're in the lull.
You know, maybe this is a sketch that goes a really long time.
45 minutes long.
Yeah.
The 14 billion year lull.
And I mean, that means that the universe is about to, is about to wrap up at some point
in the next, in the next 10, like, you know, we're actually, what is this?
So if it's a 50 minute show, then that means that we're four fifths.
Yeah.
Four fifths to the way through the history of the, of the, of the, the, the, the sketch
first. of the sketch for existence.
It's an exciting idea. Let's see if we can get a grant to investigate this.
I think it would be a very, very fun thing to do.
Maybe we just need one of those screens
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One of those screens that Marvel has, oh, big, big LED screen. Is that what they do?
One of those ones, you know, so that you can just be in front of
alien planets at all time.
And that's just an easy way of filming this.
Yeah, great.
Well, getting into the practicalities of it.
You know, you know, where has a really big LED screen?
At the Marvel Studios studios. Well, they do have one there. I don't know if it's exactly for
those purposes, but I think it could do a lot of that stuff probably. I think you could. Yeah.
That's basically what we did in that sketch you were in Alistair. Oh, yeah.
That video. I've also just seen somebody do something where they go,
you can actually go into,
Epic, Epic who make Fortnite know that.
I think they have like a thing that's just for,
you know, for like 3D modeling and things like that.
I think it's the, I'm probably,
it's just Unreal Engine.
And you can just go in there and find any landscapes in there.
And then use those landscapes, you can, I mean, you can make landscapes, but you can also find in there and find any landscapes in there, and then use those landscapes,
you can, I mean, you can make landscapes,
but you can also find landscapes that already exist,
and then just use those landscapes as backgrounds for sketches.
It's really exciting.
You're very excited about this.
It's maybe a little less fun.
Yeah, comedy powered by the Unreal Engine.
I mean, look, we gotta get get, we got to get there.
We got to make it happen somehow within a very small budget.
Yeah. Great.
Andy, we technically have one, two, three, four, five sketch ideas.
This is so exciting for the listeners. Yeah.
So we could go into three words from a listener.
Alistair, let's do it.
I, you know, this is the, the model for like, you know, you
watch your shows on your streaming platforms. They make those episodes any fucking length
they want. That's right. And we can do the same thing. We can do the absolute same thing.
And so now the three words come from Patreon supporter Santéry Rickenon. Santéry Rickenon, Santari Rickenon, Santari Rickenon, Santari Rickenon, Santari Rickenon, Santari Rickenon, Santari Rickenon, Santari Rickenon, Santari Ricken words. Okay. The first word then is hey.
Hey, like, A-Y?
No, E-Y.
Ah, yeah, okay.
No, it's not that.
But you have two of the letters are correct.
It's where.
Where.
Where?
Where?
Where?
You know, I feel like I was very, very close.
Where is? Where is? Where is? Oh, that's, that's a, I think, you know, you got the spirit.
You got the spirit of this word, Andy, and you got one of the letters, right? It's where find.
Where? Find?
find. Where find teleport? Very good guess. Very good guess. No, it's discord. Where find discord? Yeah. Santeria had heard that there's a discord and didn't know how to find it.
So maybe we can. I've been putting it in the show notes, link in the show notes, I think.
I've been putting it in the show notes, a link in the show notes, I think.
But I also realized that for some reason I've been copying in the show notes
for a few episodes and the links were all broken.
So hopefully in the most recent episodes, those links are fixed again.
Is that a sketch idea?
I mean, that's not a sketch idea. That's a really good, that's a really good bit of, I think, information that, you know,
that all audience members can use to get
into the discord if they want.
There's a lot of wonderful people in there
and there's some fine conversations,
both about the episodes and random things.
And you can come and also promote any of your,
whatever you're doing and the, you know, stuff I'm making or whatever, uh, little thing in there.
Could we, could we find some comedy in this by, uh, by interpreting the word wear in the sense
of one that one would say wear wolf, you know, and so, uh, this is what the sketch is about,
it's a about a find discord that turns into a wolf.
All right. Yeah, yeah. Or so, so somebody who, when the, the full moon comes out, can tell you
where to find the tuna thing, think discord. How are we? That's good too. Yeah. Or somebody, I mean,
somebody who on a full moon turns into a telemarketer and you got a lock
in your way so that I try to contact my family.
And I'm going to get to some.
Yeah, or yeah, telemarketer or a multi level marketer maybe.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I think there's a fun sketch in that.
Yeah.
I agree. They transform into an M.Y. person or whatever. Then they run into
the forest and they start digging and from, you know, and they drag out a big plastic tub full of juice or something. Yeah, single branded products.
Yes.
Quick, chain me to this thing.
You know, they get the strength to move a big boulder that's in front of a cage that
had all their products in there.
No, we locked that away.
You know, you go into the room where it was all chained up and there's just a hole there.
And he's, I know he's escaped.
He's going to wake up and they think that their mouth is covered in blood,
but it's actually just they've been demonstrating so much AVE on lipstick.
It looks like it.
Yeah, it's so furiously drinking so much of the, of the, the, the
the pomegranate based health juice.
Yeah.
I also, partway through this, I don't know if we've pitched this idea, but like, you
know about witch doctors.
Yeah.
But why just witch doctors?
Why not witch mechanics?
Why can't you take your car, broken down car
to a witch mechanic who will burn some herbs over it
and try and fix it in that way?
If we trust ancient Eastern medicine, say,
why don't we also trust ancient Eastern engineering?
Engineering mechanics. Yeah, well, just a guy who's, who's, will acupuncture your car.
But also a guy who had like a a shamanic experience, like he was close to death,
had like a shamanic experience. Like he was close to death,
and then he saw spirit come to him
as he was, you know,
verging on the edge of no longer existing.
And he told him,
The spirit was wearing really greasy overalls.
Yeah, and he told him how to fix all cars,
or, you know, like the electronics inside
big screen TVs,
or, you know, know a witch mail man
who tells you how to yeah which mile oh me which mile man which mail man yeah or just you know
the or a witch mail person who works in the actual post office, and instead of putting stamps on things,
like puts little sprinkles, like sprinkles some,
I don't know, like some frog eyeballs
that he crushes up in his fingers,
sprinkles it over your leather.
Yeah, nice.
And then, you know, drops it in a,
you know, drops your leather into a pool of ooze.
Now, we have to establish whether or not
are they actually fixing things?
Does it work in this sketch, the mystical voodoo mechanics?
I think a lot of people believe it does.
And maybe that's enough placebo effect.
Is it?
effect is enough. You know, like, like, you know, if you send somebody a letter, really, like what impact is that really going to have if they get your letter? Ah, sure. You
know, I mean, unless it's like you're posting like your kids birth certificates, you know,
like, you might be a history of birth or whatever like that, but you might be able to convince
yourself that they got your letter on a on a deeper level.
But the government, yeah, the government knows on a deeper level that your kid is born.
And yeah, great. And a known number of society. And then you could get a which Medicare number.
Yeah, great. That allows you to go to the, the, the witch doctor and get bulk build.
Just to think of like how much of the sketchverse would be just witch based, you know, witch mechanics,
which, you know, how many there'd probably be a whole witch district.
I mean, there just, it would be, which sketches.
There'd be so much more industry so much more
diversity in the economy in the in the sketchverse I would be interested maybe
or maybe not I mean I think there's probably huge sections of the economy
that exist in our world that no one has ever written a sketch about well I think
you're right pipe manufacturers or pipe designers. Oh, that's interesting. I'm thinking about
making my own six mill instead of seven mill this time.
Wow. It's crazy. We haven't been writing these sketches this whole time.
That's so good. Which which pop does on this? Which architect? Yeah. All just the one over there. And he should I just take
these sketch ideas? Yes, please. All right. Well, first we have the sketchverse, which
really is the all-encompassing idea of the sketchverse. And I guess you and me being to
travel agents, allowing people to facilitate.
We find the doors.
We find the portal.
It's probably a door like a
maybe it's an invisible door and you just got to open it up like this.
It's like a mind door.
It's a mind door.
Imagine that the first time you open up a mind door and it actually takes you
somewhere, you open it up and then actually
you see something on the other side and you go holy fuck. An improv scene gone wrong or very right.
There's also the way in which you could wake up and find yourself in the sketch of us
without realizing how like, or maybe you went through, you know, yes, you were at improv
at an improv night and you went through the mime door. They forgot to close the mime door
on the stage.
And you sketched first leaked into you.
And well, you, and this is the second move.
And you happened to step through it just randomly. You didn't see that it was there.
Yeah.
And, and when you went through, you found your way into the, but it
a thing. You know how like in the second Jurassic Park, I think it must be second Jurassic
Park or maybe one of them where like a T. Rex is brought from the islands to the main
world, like it's in the city. This feels like it's the second movie where somebody forgets
to close the sketch, did the mind door. And then suddenly the sketch world is infiltrating everywhere.
And you can only,
to be true, who is who based on whether or not
they're kind of in a,
look like they're in a setup
or they're being really unreasonable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They do a lot of Mime scene work.
But then there's things like their sketch guns,
their Mime sketch guns do work in our world
as well.
They start to take over.
Oh my gosh.
As a joke, which is, you know, what everything you do is, but they don't think it's such a
joke.
There are so many Hitler's, so many sketch hitlers.
Oh my God.
But you know, some of them would be doing their painting, some of them would be doing.
Yeah, oh, that's true.
Yeah, but it'd be a boon for the old right. Anyway, so that's first then we've got
a sketch. I'm actually quite excited about all the sketch
headlers coming through and they all look a bit different, but they've all got that.
They've all got that mustache. They've all got slightly different quality uniforms
depending on the budget and the sketch show that they're in all different body types.
Sure, of course, because poor neighborhoods would have worse props for their sketches.
Then we've got, okay, so then we've got sketch comedian, Dr. Kutspitzer with metal circle, possibly in a restaurant and some people pick
them up and then they roll their head against the thing.
Then we've got improv parents putting pressure on daughter to become sketch comedian doctor.
Then we have an improv couple having a baby in a scene because they want to end on a
last.
Yes.
Then we have the traveling to alien planet in sketch verse and seeing aliens do sketches for aliens that we don't understand
Hmm, then we've got
Where multi-leveled marketer
And then we have which mechanic which male person
Yeah, and which the which first investment analyst. Yeah
Investment analyst might what's the bloody difference there, I tell you what here we go
Paul let us all
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