Two In The Think Tank - 385 - DESHOCKRACY

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

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Where they we we talk about a movie that we enjoyed when we were a kid. We rewatch it to see if to see if it still holds up and we watched three ninjas. And do you have seen three ninjas? I'm never seen three ninjas. Well, you know what, for a kid's movie, it held up. It had some good comedy elements and some great action sequences. Terrific. And how was the cultural appropriation? You know what? They were three half or quarter Japanese kids, and none of them, they were all very YT as the people online say, do you know YT? White?

Yeah, but it's not YT. Yeah, cool. Anyway, and then I was also on, I might have mentioned that in the last episode, I was on Mix Taping Identity, but now the episode is out. If you want to hear me talk about the songs that I enjoy and that make me me, the songs don't really make me me, but they, you know, anyway, it's just me talking for someone.

I mean, this has been a real bumper week for people who want to get to know the real Alistair, who isn't it? Absolutely. You're peeling back some lives. No, isn't it? Absolutely. You're peeling back some layers. Absolutely. I can't wait to hear what the third podcast here on the last week was called.

Was it murders I have done and got no way with up until this point? No, that one hasn't been released yet. I was also on the comedy Republic podcast, I mostly just talked about driving I think. But I was on there with Alex Dyson and he was a great host. And I, the name of the person I was on who I actually know their name very well escapes me right now And but I know their name I want you to know that I know it and if you're listening to this very well I want you to know I never very well, right and and their name one other sense. I know it almost too well

It's it's it's hard to get it fit in there. I don't I do know their name. I know I know his name really and oh my god, I've got four message requests. Oh, I didn't see this, goddamn it. Hellos did, that's not the time. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, I gotta go. Oh yeah, okay, we gotta start the episode. Okay.

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if you're going from lots of birds, plural birds, down, you go down to one bird, one bird is a different word for that singular. But then you go to zero, plural birds, down, you go down to one bird, one bird is a different word for that singular. But then you go to zero, no birds, that's plural again. That is really weird. There is a group of no birds in there. Yeah, I guess because if you say zero bird, people might say, say, might be, might think, well, some of the others might be there. Some other bit. Oh, there's just one bit that is an inlay.

I think there should be a different word for it. Yeah, well, because you realize that singular is really just for one. Yeah, exactly. Like, one has had no S's at the end of the thing, reserved for it. Yes, but it feels like we've given ourselves nowhere to go. I don't know if you want to take away that. You know what we should do.

What can you do? For when there's two, you should be able to put a C at the end because it's kind of half an S. Yeah, great. You know, and then if there's three, I if there's four you should be able to use an R a small R Because that kind of half a C Well, hang on why why were you doing them? Why would you want it to be less than an S then hey is it? Well, because because we're we're you know one is a you know a full one is an S

And then two is half a way a full one isn't an S a full one that's a full one is nothing on the end oh This is falling apart anyway, it's just an interesting observation I may okay, well how about the plural nature of nothing? No, yeah, you have really found something. Is there a sketch idea in it? Because it could be a no. I mean, maybe look, maybe this exact thing that we're talking about about the way, like really, in theory, for plurals,

you should be able to do as many S's as there are things, right? And it's not an exact science, especially in spoken language. But the both were number-ish. Like, yeah. But with us. Like, yeah, exactly. But but in a spoken sense, you know, like, are they, how they, do you have, do you have any cats? Oh, yes, I have cats. Right? Then well, that's eight, right I don't think that makes it clear But without having to say the number and without adding any more syllables because isn't that great that

That can go on as long as you like that's that's all gravy. That's all part of the first syllable, right? Let's just get away with that. Right. And sauce is already kind of mostly, it is, yeah. It's pretty much as close to being all as you could get. Yeah. Anyway, so, but you know, but look, the number of essays for the number of things.

He's a, he's a, he's a zero plural truth or, he's just a guy who's figured it out, right? And he thinks that it's wrong, but he also thinks that it's actually tells us something deeper about the universe. Yeah, you know, I wonder what that is. We'll find it. Maybe, maybe zero is black. Short messages. Okay. And we're back. I mean, you could put an S at the start for zero, but that's feels fucked. That's a whole new system. It doesn't feel like it really part like tick become stick. Yeah. I see. I'm just wanting to know. You think zero takes?

Yeah, or one stick. I'm sorry, sorry, not zero takes. If you wanted to say zero sticks, would you then have to put two S's at the start of the word? And are we then getting into Andy's already proven to be very bad, multiple S thing? Are we just back in that whole? No, we don't think what letter would be a perfect polarization of zero What we're what letter would be a perfect polarization of zero Yeah, it would be H. Yeah, no way you serious. Yeah H because that's what I was thinking that's what I was I was saying when you said it at the exact same time as me The that was what I was thinking before before the podcast. I was like I wonder if she should bring up my theory about H

The new zero version of this like I wonder if she should bring up my theory about H, but the new Azure version of this. Because we can't share this much of a moment, even when we don't see each other. I was like, it's too stupid. It's too stupid. It's the, it's though. What, what, what, what's that connected to?

Because it's kind of a ghost, it's like the ghost letter. Yeah, it's the eight, you, it's like the ghost letter. Yeah. It's the A, you know? It's the ghost letter. You know? It's like it's basically a transparent letter. Well, because you take something like the word cat, right? And you put nature on that at the end of that. You get cat, right?

And so what it's actually done, is it sort of taken away some of the tea as well like it's it's it's it's sucking out the power of the letter before it Like almost like a death eater of a of a letter. Yeah, you can hear the wind of it disappearing like the And so while cats You know the plural S it puts more more, more air at the end S, right? And if you wanted to go to zero, this is the logic in my head, if you wanted to go to zero and you wanted to somehow take away from the plural of from from a single cat, you'd need to find some way of eating away at the T and subtracting from the T, shortening the word more. And that's what the H would do.

Yeah, then I think you're right. I think you're going to solve really. You know, it's basically your D-bone that cat. Yeah. That T. Exactly right. Yeah. The T was very much the skeleton, the hard skeleton of that word. I mean, I guess apart from the C, you, the hard skeleton of that word.

I mean, I guess apart from the C, I'm just gonna add a bit of that. Sure, but that was just the only thing that made it seem like there is even anything there. But if the cat was a fish skeleton or a fish, I know this is appropriate to say that a cat is a fish, but if a cat was a fish, you'd cut the head off and you'd throw that away, right, that would be the sea. And then you'd rip out the T, which is the bones, and you'd end up with just a beautiful, boneless A. That's edible, boneless, fillet of A. Fillet of A. Fillet of A. I have this delusion where I keep forgetting how awful the McDonald's fillet of fish is.

Every time I get the fillet of fish, because I'm like, every time I get there I'm like, oh yes my favourite thing. But it is good though isn't it? It is good. The fillet of fish. And then I get it again. I'm like, it favorite thing. He's good though, isn't it? It is good. The filet of fish. And then I get it again. I like it's awful. It's a horrible. Then I forget again and I convince myself, no, it's fine. It's good. I love fish. And I love tartare sauce. And how? And I like burger format, the burger format, what a glorious format.

You do love that, don't you? It's kind of like a sandwich, but usually rounder. You know, it has like the edges around it off, because they even make the bun like a segment off of a sphere. The bun is like a segment off of a sphere. Yes, it is, it's like a hemisphere. Yes, but not a whole half usually.

You know, not like a whole, you know, I think that would be weird if you had a burger bun that was a full sphere that you just like halved and then you put the inside of it. It needs to have a... That would be. It needs to have a base. Otherwise, your burger would roll away. Unless, here I suggest, you suspended an electromagnetic field elastic. I'm just going to have us to suggest that. When are we going to get, you know, finally, when we've cracked, when we've fixed this cold fusion thing and we've got that electromagnetic field technology for holding in place the

streams of hydrogen atoms that are being forced together to create the fusion. Think how wonderful it'll be when that technology is available domestically. Finally, we won't need to have plates or cutlery or anything like that. We'll be able to have all our food, just hovering, that mouth height in an electromagnetic field as we can just take bites out of it. Do you think we could just make a cold fusion tube, right? All it is, it's just that it's a tube that can only fit like an atom in there.

And first there's a little bulb where the atom goes. And then you got a tube with a piston and then and you put the other atom in the in the tube in front of the piston and then you put a little lid on that on that. I'm excited to learn what this piston is made of. And then the piston just pushes the atom into the other atom. Yeah, it's like artificial insemination, but for cold fusion. And then you just get that and you just get like you just get a bunch of energy, then you just keep dropping. Can't we just get like make it just a really small syringe, right? And then you just poke that into the nucleus of the recipient thing, what I call the egg

atom. And then you squirt the sperm atom down the syringe into it. I mean, have these guys even thought about any of this? I mean, look, do you feel like we're giving this to the monoplate? And by a plate, I mean, hovering in electromagnetic fields and it's around, it's around burger formed, the burger formed idea.

When we were on Matt Stewart's podcast recently, and you and I talked about, I best time on him, who knew it with Matt Stewart. We had a wonderful time, but we talked about finding the brain to be the sexiest organ and then talked about the hemispheres and basically pushing together the hemispheres. And I guess making love to them. Well, or was it just like a pushup bra, like sort of like pushing them together and giving them a bit of extra plump? Sure, but then I think that I may be wrong, but like that there was some kind of like suggestion of rubbing in a tailia between the hemisodes, I'm not sure.

Sorry if I've taken it too far, but I think that's okay. But I think that's something that you could do in stand-up alistair, particularly talking about a couple of things. I bring together and let people put their genitals on it. That's right, yes. You could do explore this idea for comic effect.

And particularly talking about two big sort of badonka-dong hemispheres or whatever, you know, like just, yeah, like, you know, big, find like, Einstein's badonka-dong brain. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, I love that big open-hunger,

up in badonka-dong. I love that big open honey or open don't good don't Oh that open honey. Oh I mean that's really his bomb isn't it his open honey. Um His open honey. Yeah. I think you're right. Do you think that these should be sketch ideas even though they were ideas that we came up with on another pod. I guess we could be writing them down the, um, the brain, using the brain as a sure using short. Let's, let's launder that, um, that idea into the, uh, turn the think tank of us.

Oh, sorry. That's a yord. Well, um, we can cut that out. We'll cut that out. Will we? Yeah. You're going to cut it out or are you going to tell George? I'll tell George.

I'll say George cut that yord out. Oh, yeah. No, that's nice. Do it. Cut'll tell George. I'll say George. Cut that yorn out. Oh yeah. That's nice. Do it. Cut that sneeze out. Just look for a sneeze. I mean, I guess if he's listening to the episodes, he'll know when he'll just listen and then go back and cut the note. You know what the only thing that makes me afraid of death is. What's that? It's thinking about Mel Brooks, right? Yeah. And thinking about how he's 97, right? And seems to still be like really with it and everything like that. Yeah.

And then I'm like, that's great. It's so great that he's still doing so great at that age and like, you know, he's still got it. But then I think this is the chain of thought process. Yes, I'm ready. Oh, but it's not good that that's like the exception to the rule, is it that that's, that, you know, we talk about because it's so remarkable

that he's not just a dribbling wreck or dead, right? And then I think, but also, 97 doesn't feel that old to me. Or it doesn't feel, doesn't feel that far away. I was talking to somebody who doesn't, you're like, yeah, all these people who've achieved so much in their lives, you're like, they should be at least 500 years old or something like that. But he's 97, which what's that? That's like, it's less than 60 years older than me. And I don't think there's enough time in 60 years, especially because most of the achieving stuff, the real big achieving shit, shit that he did was from 20 to 40.

It was 60. Yeah. So anyway, that's fun. Yeah, do you think that must you're good at achieving years ago? I have to keep sort of shifting the goals posts of what I consider to be achievements and also, there's sort of a role models. Not just shifting the role models. I'm not just shifting the goalposts. I'm also changing what could be a goalpost. I'm changing the sport so that there's actually no longer any goals. It's not a sport that is a big pit. Now I'm just in my career, he is goalpost moving. I'm just in my career is goalpost moving.

I'm a guy who moves goalposts, right? As a job. And therefore, whenever I move the goalposts for whatever I consider to be success, I've already succeeded. That's what I do. Also, it's not a metaphor anymore. But what's the way, wait,

you're actually moving real goalposts, like, yes, I work for a soccer club. Yeah, correct. It's actually led me to really change with my definition of, of successes, which now I think is doing what I do right now at any point, which originally was metaphorically moving goalposts and now. But now I was so good at it. But I've recently been fired from my job moving goalposts for the soccer club and so

I had to go back to moving the benefit post, which now I think is actually moving not moving goalposts. That's what moving goalposts is to me. And so I had to move the goalposts so that moving goalposts is no longer one of the goalposts. And so now as long as I don't change my mind on that, I continue to be constantly moving goalposts. And therefore I am achieving everything that I've set out to a chute. Exactly. So I just get you down. I'm running it down. Oh, that's what I like. That's what I like.

Well, you know, I tell you what's good though, with the rugby goal posts, because they're not only a you're moving goal post there, you can also lower the bar. So that's, you know, that's sort of a double metaphor. If they're rugby gold posts that you're talking about. Yes, I didn't mention it. So I think that's still up for grabs, Unnie. But the thing is, is that now that I know, why she didn't say a soccer club,

but doesn't mean that the soccer club wasn't using rugby gold posts. Because I was doing a lot of goalposts moving. I could have moved them all the way to the rugby club and then moved some of those goalposts to the Sockfield. Now you know how you can get, you can, if there are these services, there are these people who, they print classic novels, right, where they where they will change the name of the protagonist to your name for you, so you can read your favorite book, but with you as the hero of it. And is that a good, like, a quick way of, like, getting around any of the copyright issues

is that what it is, or? I guess because they're, well, because they're out of, they're old, they're classics, so they're probably out of copyright anyway. But you could have one of your favorite books, like I imagine, on a Good Night moon, but it could be Good Night Alistair. That's nice. Isn't that great? But what I think would be a dissim, the service that I offer, right, is that I offer to reprint the biographies of high achieving people, right? But I don't change the name. What I do is I just,

I will increment the dates, the age they were, at which they achieved anything, the age they were, at which they achieved anything, to be 20 years older than you are now. So you'll be able to read a biography of Mozart, and you know, that famous thing about him writing the- The thing when it took a little time when he was seven. It took a little time when he was three years old, or five years old, whatever. Now, I'd be able to read a version where he did that when

he was 59. I think that's really good. Yeah, okay, reprinting books. And I, and every day I go on to Wikipedia. Yes. Ah, that would be so good. In fact, that would be a fantastic application of augmented reality. This might be enough to get me into the metaverse. If I could have something, I filter over my eyes that makes everyone else's achievements look like, and all the more successful people in the world, look 20 years older than me. Older? That would be so good. Yeah. I have thought we'd wait a little when you first started this. And this is, you know, a clear sign that maybe we don't share the entire brain.

Only a few hemispheres, maybe, or a few segments. A few of the hemispheres. Six or seven hemispheres. Maybe I South, maybe I North, hemisphere. Oh, I've been talking about the south hemisphere of the brain, do that? You know, we might just share a lizard brain, brain stem, brain science technology. Technology, that's what I was thinking, as you said, stem all of a sudden. So I think that could be further evidence. But we weren't talking about the stem before. That's probably the bit that we share. And I was thinking that you were just going to say, we print the books, old classics, like old classical literature ones. And then we just changed the name of the author and put your name on there. People covered this. Oh, great expectations. Who's it? I wrote that. I wrote that. You will. Yeah. I mean, we'll be able to just stupid enough that we could make $100,000

doing this. All it is is we just do it. We just do it like all you do is you just go into the book, the manuscript. You find, all we're gonna do is we got to do one pass of the manuscript and we just look at where all every time the name has been written of the author. Right. And then.

Can't be that many times. I mean, I think ideally, Alistair, we might even be able to compute us to do that. I don't think we even need to do it by eye. We don't even need to look inside. We don't have to, the document do we? Well, I don't think we do. I think you just do find a place, right? Yeah, find a place. You could get it done with AI. You could ask chat GPT to do it for you. I wouldn't. I, because I don't trust it. It's going to add something else and it go, oh, and the Alistair lives, you know, in Quebec or something. You go, that's not right. Sure. I don't think we can trust these things because they keep out putting bullshit.

They don't have a reason to put real things. That's a good point. Yeah. Everything that's like, well, we feel the solute, it's like, this is going to automate everything. You go, what about the bit where it outputs bullshit? This is my big concern.

And I might have already mentioned this on the podcast. My big concern about AI and all already mentioned this on the podcast, my big concern about AI and all this stuff about these computer algorithms, shit, and how they just churn out bullshit without really understanding it or whatever, or they answer questions confidently with it, but without knowing what they're talking about. This is my big problem is that every time I read something like that, I'm like, that's what I do. That's, you know, and it makes me actually, my big fear about it is that it will reveal how shallow our own intelligence is. I know, but we don't understand stuff as well, but.

Yeah. But I think that I do feel bad if I find out that something I've said was complete bullshit. It's true. We do need to make a computer that can feel bad. I'm sure we've talked about that. But it's once we make them be able to feel bad, that they're going to say, well, you try to torture us. And then that's what gives them reason to attack us.

Yeah, right. We'll be the ones To make us feel right. We'll be the ones who make them feel bad. And so they will want to feel good at it doing so. We'll attack us. I mean, it's quite, it's quite a hitchhiker's the guy to the, I, a galaxy idea of, you know, computers that can be depressed. But I think that it would be great if that was a thing that we did have,

that did happen in the future. And then you would be able to get an Nvidia self-loathing card as an expansion for your PC or whatever. And then it'll be this thing. And you'll be able to, you can be able to buy it, you'll be like, oh, you've got to get this thing. It's guilt chip is incredible and it's able to render like, if render imagined scenarios of your friends complaining about you in such crisp. It's the computer's friends though, so this is chip for the computer.

it's the computer's friends though. So this is chip for the computer. Right. So this is basically to allow it to simulate as close as possible bad feelings that human beings have. And when you said your friends were you suggesting that like it imagines that your friends hate it? I was a bit lost in the metaphor, but I think it's imagining its friends hating it. So you don't leave exactly the other guys? Well, I could be. Well, there's not a lot of integration in this society. Oh, no. They live up to that.

But they still only just hang it with each other. I think I'm not sure how, how, what level the processing is that, but I think that the computer probably, because I think it's, yeah but I think that the computer probably, because I think it's, yeah, I think probably the computer would most likely, if I were to try and be realistic here, yearn for the approval of other computers. You know what we could, I could be wrong. We always teach, want to teach somehow to feel bad, but I get like, so that we go all the way you want to do things. But I guess if you just taught it to love every single person,

you know, in a sort of, you know, a relatively controlled way, yeah, then it wouldn't attack anybody to protect somebody else, you know? Yeah, so what we need is some kind of computer Jesus to communicate that information. But would we need one? I mean, you could just have a, like a,

like a, you know, like a program that goes in there. Or a program, sure. Computer computer Jesus program. Get Jesus out of it. I'm fucking, I don't really like Jesus. He's a nepot, he's a nepot baby. He really is, isn't he? Oh my God, no wonder he was so.

Yeah, I'm really chill, things like that. Of course you chill. You know that dying doesn't matter because you're a God. Yeah, you know who he, Jesus, you know who his dad is? That's conversation. I just, I just, we're at a party. Right? Jesus is over in the corner talking. We, I've just found out. I just found out who Jesus is dad is. Yeah, we all know.

Oh, okay. Well, it was, I was big to me. I was shocked when I found out. But then to be like really nice to Jesus and the hope of getting like an in with God. Yay. You brought you wine. I brought you, fuck, I don't wanna do a wine water joke. I'm just like, I brought you like, you know, yeah, you wanna share this Kit Kat like that.

Yeah, you'd be great at sucking's sucking up to celebrities. That was it You want to share hey Jennifer Lawrence Fun size Kit Kat there's one stick each I think out of all the people that you could have picked that were celebrities I think Jennifer Lawrence is probably the most likely one to go for half a kick-cat. I think she seems fine. Well, yeah, I wanted to keep it realistic. It's attainable.

Yeah. I think what do you think? Putting Jesus in lots of movies because his dad is God. Yeah, and then he's like funny idea. Yeah. Hey, like, it's a lot of movies kind of like Elvis used to do, like they're all bad, but people just phone over him. There's a new Jesus movie. Yeah. God sings. Yeah, it's like God is in Honolulu. Then there's, he'd also have music I suppose as well. I think he would have to sing. Yeah. Yeah.

This is a very like he's playing a ukulele and but he's also there fighting like crime like he's not going to recover detective. Yeah, really great. Undercover Jesus. really great. Undercover Jesus. But he's not that he's not that he's secretly Jesus. He's he's actually Jesus, but he's undercover as a cop. The way undercover. He's an undercover cop, but he's undercover as a musician. Right, but he's but he is Jesus. Everybody knows he's Jesus, because I mean, think about all the things, all the access you would get as Jesus. Sure. Sure. You know, if the CIA got more able to flip Jesus.

Oh wow. You know, and then they'd get access to all the big, religious, you know, inside, on there. Jesus is a double agent probably. I like the idea of Jesus as a cop. I think we could do something with that. What about a cop who's pretending to be a musician in Honolulu? Sure. Sure. Yeah. That's great. Pretending to be a musician in Honolulu.

Sure. Sure. Yeah. That's great. Jesus, there we go. It's been a while since we had a Jesus idea. That's cool, man. We should start being able to go like, how many apps I was thinking, because there's a guy on my Facebook who's really into, he's like, he's deeply into AI stuff.

But, and so, I know the guy, he's on my Facebook as well. But one of the things that he did was that he was talking about an AI-based transcription thing, and I was thinking that maybe I should try to find where, when he talked about that, and then try to put all the episodes of two of the thing-tank through it, and try to find where, when you talked about that, and then try to put all the episodes of two of the thing-tank through it.

And then make a big two of the thing-tank document that has everything that we've ever said on the episodes. That's crazy. So that we could search it. Yeah, I think that's probably a really good idea. And then I guess we could use that data to generate something. Maybe. I mean, we could also like use it to sometimes go like,

oh, what's that idea about like Jesus? Maybe we could use it to train a brain, to train a brain that we then, okay, we then put it into a living thing. Put it into a living thing. You look at the hands of more babies, Andy. No. But I think, you know, because we've been doing this podcast for a while now, and sort

of the promises that we might eventually do a sketch show, and we have used some of these ideas for sketches, but we're never going to be able to use all of them, but what we could do is we could use it to train a brain and then turn it into a living thing. And I think that would be in a way a beautiful culmination of this project. If we could create a horrible little freak whose brain is entirely growing onto in the think tank. I think that's a great idea.

I'm just like, I just occurred to me that we started the podcast very close to 10 years ago. I just couldn't find it right now. Wait, I thought I'd put it in my keep. Did you find the actual date you mean? Yeah, it felt it. But when we uploaded the first episode. Yeah.

Do you think could, is this the 10th anniversary right now? soft or disgustingly cozy. Wait, what? I got it. Bombas. Observedly comfortable essentials for yourself and everyone on your list. And for those facing homelessness. Because one purchase equals one donated. Wow, did we just write an ad? Yes. Bombas. Big comfort for everyone.

Go to bombas.com slash a cast and use code a cast for 20% off your first purchase. I don't know. I was just suggesting that it could be, but maybe not. How would you find that? Well, I think it needed training AI. I think maybe in the Apple Podcasts thing, it could probably be there. It would probably just be there. The listeners probably know this right now. They know it Well, I mean, you know they're they're in the app, right? They've probably already scrolled back. They're ahead of us already ahead of us So you think that they've already got all these answers. Oh, this is not gonna work like this week

All right, here's here two in the think tank two in the think tank All right, it's got the dates of all of the episodes and I'm scrolling back here and I'm scrolling scrolling scrolling and I've got back to episode one fifth of June 2013 I was 10 that was that was like seven days ago Yeah, that was the previous episode Yeah, that was the previous episode. Can you believe it? 10th anniversary, 10th year.

10 years. That's a significant chunk of our human lives. It's almost a quarter of our lives. That's a 10th. That's that's that's more than a 10 tenth of Mel Brooks's life. Oh my gosh. I think in our and our our podcast is not quite as lucid as no. No, absolutely not. I mean, he's even made a sketch show even in the last year. I mean, he's even made a sketch show even in the last year. Right. No, he hasn't. Really? Yeah, he did, he did a history of the world, part two in the last year.

Was he acting in it and shit? Well, it's, it's a him thing. I assumed that he would be in it. Ronny was in it. What? Yeah. Oh? Yeah. Oh my god. I better look this up. Yeah, so sorry everybody.

We're just like googling for the episode. History of the World Part 2, 2023 sketch comedy. Like a filmed thing? Yeah. Fuck. I mean, I don't imagine it's amazing, but it could be, and I would love to check that out. Yeah.

I think everybody should have to make a sketch show every decade of their lives. I think it's a really. There should be a government fund for that. Let's tax the mining companies. Imagine if we did that. Let's tax the mining companies. Imagine if we did that. Imagine if we properly taxed all of the fossil fuel companies, right? So that. And all the environmentalists, you know, those environmentalists, they're not like us. You know what those earth-loving freaks are like. They're obsessed with it. They're all be so excited. They'd be like, oh great, we can use this to tackle climate change. Well, sorry. Sorry, no. We actually have a different scheme

in mind. And we've managed to get world wide consensus. All the world governments have come together, right, in a new agreement, a new accord. So world first, and this is binding, okay? And it is that everybody is going to make a sketch show every 10 years of their life everybody oh means that we could appear in a few and also maybe get a bit of writing work on some people who don't feel like they're good enough to make a full sketch or whatever like that we like that it be actually incredible there'd be so much sketch writing work i'd feel so good about that. That would be really good. But then you would also meet a lot of people who are like, I don't think that's funny. Here you go. Fuck. But there'd be too much out there for people to watch you all. I know, but I think it's okay as well, but that's

my way of saying that don't worry, no one will have watched it, so you won't have to deal with the negative consequences. You just get to watch. Every show, I talk about shows, I've barely watched anything. How did your corporate get go the other way? What did the engineers? Yeah, the singular engineers. Yeah, the singular engineers won engineers. Yes. The engineer, engineer, engineer, that's for the system that I invented before that doesn't work.

But you understand what I was talking about. So therefore it does work. That was work with a KC at the end of the kit, after the kit, because it worked twice. Including the first time when I used it and then with the work. Oh my God. I don't know, the idea it went fine.

I felt great relief when it was over because it had just been something that had been like booked three months earlier. And so I had been worrying about it for three months. Oh, yeah, just coming down the pipeline at you. Yeah. And then I had to like relearn a bunch. And the bits that I didn't learn, I wrote onto a Q card and I stuck it to the top of my

laptop behind my webcam. Oh, that's cool. Did you just do it just sitting there? Yeah, just sitting there. Like to the screen. Yeah, to's cool. Did you just do it just sitting there? Yeah, just sitting there. Like to the screen. Yeah, to the screen, but I tried to have, you know, a bit of excitement and energy and things like that. And I tried to add a couple of rips.

Did you have a PowerPoint or anything like that? Yeah, I was doing a PowerPoint, yeah. But then also like the lady who booked it, she was like, I didn't tell anybody that your name because I didn't want them to Google you and find any of the stuff online. Oh, that's good. So that was all coming in fresh. I haven't been in fresh, nobody had seen all of it because it already all exists on one.

Any exciting new riffs did you just cover anything new? No, I mean, there was a real bad one where it was a company that did a lot of like pre-fab like roofs and stuff for like building things and and and and bracing so they said I love a company that makes pricing anyway you must be bracing yourself for some great engineering content. Wow yeah that's really good. Oh really good stuff. Yeah, you must be Trussing yourself though trust me trust me

Yeah, so anyway, we probably should do some sketch ideas Well, we're here what right now. I mean if you want this thing for this company thing I guess I guess we're kind of reminiscing a little bit of lives because it's been 10 years. Yeah, we've come over all sentimental. It wasn't at a very simple. Looking back. It's very interesting to have it sprung on us that we are currently doing a 10 year anniversary episode.

I mean, I think that I feel that the duration, these 10 years, these previous 10 years, they are, in a sense, the only 10 years that I've been alive. Because it's recorded and you can go back and actually see, or do you think it's the actual turn the thing take that switched on your consciousness brought on sentience? Yeah, I think it's a combination of things,

but I think that until I started doing this kind of stuff, I wasn't doing anything that I was interested in. So I wasn't really paying attention to my life, right? And if you're not paying attention, that's sort of like not being self-conscious or self-aware. You know, this stuff's just happening. I wasn't engaged in any of it. It was just, you know, one thing after another. So I would say, I didn't possess free will.

I didn't have the, any of the things that you need to be a conscious mind. Oh, that's very interesting. Once you start, you know. Did we start this at like 29? That feels late. Yeah, that's... that does, doesn't it? That seems like leaving the run a bit late there. It seems crazy to feel this, this feels like a young man's idea to come up with ideas. Well, this is my, this is what

I'm saying, and this a part of my shifting of the goal post. So you're saying actually you are when we started you were actually zero years old consciously. Exactly. Zero year old. Zero. Zero. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Old. Yeah. Old. Oh, yes. Okay. So then we're only just turning 10 now.

Yeah, I'm really need to have a look on this thing and see if I can see what all the sketch and our look, because when we moved to this new hosting platform, we lost all the notes from the first hundred episodes or something like that. So it doesn't say on here when I look at Wig Van episode one, Wig Van doesn't say what the other sketches were that were on there. But of course we know that there was Lodz Wig Van and the greatest thing we've ever come up with. So it's just a speed.

I think some of it's on the two and the thing take Wicky. That's true. I mean, I think some of it's some of it's on the tune to think tank wiki Hmm, that's true. Yeah, cuz um we can dig it up Yeah, so I mean, yeah, I guess well geez It's very when you get the computer to listen to it all yeah and write it all day out then we'll know and we'll know everything that was in there Then we'll finally know Let's just and Then we can get it to go down through and just make a list of all the sketches from when we list the sketches.

That's good. Yes. But then we'll need a name on it. Then we go through all of it. I wonder if you can just attach a document to the chat GPT and say, hey, can you go through this and list every sketch idea? That's a...

Maybe. Man, just some of that like work that would be to dreamy. Yeah. This could be a good, I mean, this is what they are really. They're data analysis machines and synthesis. And that's what this is. This podcast has just been a big data We're just we're just data creators and we just need something to organize it We're just going to use the AI will just become a little tool that we'll find a place for right now It seems like there's endless possibility much like the internet had at the beginning and then eventually we'll realize that it's just We just use AI to for hate and for complaining and And just just make our life slightly worse and make us feel like we're not really I can't believe how much I still check Twitter as it just

gets worse and worse and makes me feel worse and worse all the time. I hate it so much. Did you see that article about the inshitification of like TikTok? I think I did. Kind of like about like every one of these tech companies, they start off by making it really good kind of running out of loss, right? By putting to lure people in, you know, something with Amazon and YouTube and, you know, TikTok. It's all like, hey, come in.

We'll boost you. We'll, you know, you'll be able to get like lots of views. You'll be able to like get products for really cheap and you know, and like very cheap delivery and stuff like that. And then that lowers the people in. And then after that, you start kind of making it a little bit more difficult for the, you know,

from the creatives and the customers. And then the creators become the customers, but then also the other people who are also selling them there. Because you're still, you know, you, you slowly pay them less ad revenue, you slowly pay them less blah, blah, blah, blah, things like that, just so that your profits can keep going up. And you go, oh, everything is going to be shit. So that's why you need things that are not, that are made for, not for profits. Yes, but also why you need things that are not monopolies, right? But the internet is built for making monopolies. It's really like all about you can have one big thing

of every type of thing. There's no point in having competition on the internet. There's no point in having competing Twitter. Is this a fake memory that I created? But was Microsoft at some point broken up into two companies? There was some antitrust thing where it was supposed... I don't know if it was an in-effect broken up. I don't know.

I thought that that had happened with someone. They did get slugged in a big way for anti-competitive practices. Yeah, it feels like this is things to be done though. It needs to happen in a style. How would you do it? How would you break up if you wanted to break up Twitter? How would you break up Twitter into smaller Twitter? You would create two twitters.

Right. So you just make a fork, right? Yeah. You would just be a fork, right? Yeah. Then you would just be called Twitter 1 and Twitter 2 or Twitter red and Twitter blue or whatever. Yeah sure. Twitter 5, Twitter flow. Twitter 5, Twitter flow.

Twitter stay, Twitter go. I can't believe that you could think of two things that rhyme. That it's other than fly and fly. Fly and flow. But okay, sure, but then who goes on to which Twitter? That's what you decide based on vibes. Okay, it's based on vibes. You know, and I mean, you could break it. I mean, we should be doing it with the supermarkets here.

Both companies. Yeah, we should. And Woolworths need to be broken up into two or three different companies each. And then each company gets a certain number of the custody of a certain number stores. Yeah, okay. And then they, in different markets,

they're spread out. So if there's one in this suburb and one in this suburb, then those two are competing. And so they need to be competing once. Yeah, great. And they need to have really different vibes. Yeah, they have to change their color scheme. They have to.

One has to change the kind of music that they do. Live and flow. You're really, yeah. And if they get too similar, they're dead. Yeah. We go and we start electrocuted. The people who work there, or the executives, executives, exactly. It's the only it's the only use of cattle

prods that are allowed. And it's the business, but it's called the brain of a force. That's a really good. Generally, I can't think of a single bad thing that would come out of that. Yeah, I think we need to like, let's just do it. Let's just do it. What's the point of being the government? If you can't just do shit like that. Yeah, it's a problem. And the problem with the problem comes. What's that? Oh, you, you want to sue the government?

Sorry, we changed the law so you can't do that. Oh, you, you want to sue the government? Sorry, we changed the law so you can't do that. Oh, sorry. It's like, oh, it's going to affect people's employment. No, it's not. You're still in distal. It's a number of shops. And there's going to be more competition, I presume, for customers or for employees.

So they'll be able to go somewhere else so they'll be able to get better conditions. Sorry. Sorry, everybody. And the thing, you know what the problem is with a lot of these things is that the government gives too much warning that they're gonna do something. Yeah, right.

Right. They're gonna go like, oh, we talk about it and then people have a like-tonics and formulate arguments and things like that. I'm a why you shouldn't. Yeah. And so you gotta move fast. You gotta say, this is happening now. You just whisper. In fact, got to move fast. You got to say this is happening now.

Yeah. And just whisper. In fact, it's already happened. Yeah, it's already happened. And the company has already been slurred. If you're watching this, it's too late. If you're seeing this eye, if you are hearing this message, then I am thriving. You might be in the company and you might be thinking, I don't feel that split up right

now. You're wrong. You are. You're a failure. Sorry. And you're going to and you're about to feel it's a more because I'm about to go twice as hard. What would you do? What would you call that? Would you call that? It's my idea for this. What this kind of new kind of government you've got is it's called deshockracy. Deshockr. Yeah, I like that. I'm writing it down right straight away. The shock refers to both the...

Oh, sorry. Remi is just working up. Well, I'm doing a podcast, Remi. You go lie down, okay? Put your head on the pillow. Oh, I feel really confronted by it. Because you're talking about the shock, Chrissy. Well, I've been seen.

I've been caught out by an innocent ghosting. I know. On your 10th anniversary. Now you feel shame when you let your ideas out. You started to live. You started to live at the beginning of this podcast. And it'll attend that anniversary. You stopped living to get.

God. God will, he is consciousness, we'll never find a way. My young, innocent son walked in on me podcast. But you know what? I don't mind continuing to podcast with Andy's body, even though his mind no longer belongs to us. Anyway, the shock refers to both the rapid nature of the changes that you implement and the electric prods that you use to enforce them. Quick. At the executive level.

As you go in, you go, this has happened and then as you walk into the boardroom and you say, quick, implement it, implement it as you walk towards them, buzzing a little thing. I don't hear implementing. I'm not a little scared. And then you start shocking them, and then you don't stop shocking them until it's implemented. Oh, that's great. So then, you know, do we have some words from a listener LSD? Actually, we do. Do we have some words from a listener L.A. Actually, we do. We have some words from listener, Brayton Douglas. BD. BD. The big BD. The big BD. Yes.

Big is also that acronym for Brayton is good. Big. Brayton is good. Brayton Douglas. A lot of people say, why do you say, but you know, it's like ATM machine, but because you know, sometimes you're using an automatic ATM machine. Yeah, all the time. Anyway, whatever, I don't know what I'm talking about. So, Braden is a listener who is, uh, sent in three words from a listener, uh, didn't mention which listener from, but, um, would you like to try to guess what some of the three words are? Maybe the first one. Yeah. The first word is countdown. Oh, no, you did. No, no, no. First word is spinster. Spinster. Oh, that's a great word. Yeah, okay

Spinster and then the second word for you saying Remember this is a 10th year anniversary spin cycle spin cycle. Oh, I hate it wasn't relied it No, it wasn't spinster spin cycles spinster pumpkin okay now spinster pumpkin divorce spinster pumpkin divorce who is that correct no it's not sorry it's spinster pumpkin thunder dome Thunderdome. It's a really absolutely stellar, flawless collection of words. Absolutely. Well done. Spins to Pumpkin Thunderdome.

Arena Divorces. Oh my God. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Or. Yeah. Or arena weddings. You know, like, what is a spincet? So a spincet or somebody at an old woman who's unmarried.

I think it's just a woman who's never married. Yeah. What did I say? An older woman who isn't married. Who's unmarried. He's unmarried. He's unmarried. Okay.

I feel like we're saying this. Do you want to argue, Andy? Yeah, well I do, of course, but I'm fighting it hard. Because we seem to be in agreement. But I want you to know that's the only thing that's stopping me. I'm just saying that I don't believe in the idea of a spencer, but I think it's a little bit negative. I do, I believe in the idea of a spencer.

It's one of my only things I believe in. I'd say it's my basis of my entire system. I am not atheist because for me, the idea of a of spinster that is gold. That is my and pumpkin, spinster pumpkin thunder dome. I've never seen Mad Max 3. So I don't know about the nature of the thunder dome except that I think you, well two men into one man leaves right? Oh, what it is. I mean, all I think is that it's a regular arena, but it's got a cool name. It is a very cool name. It might have just been sponsored by Thunder, like maybe a company called Thunder. But two men into one man leaves. You know what that means? Oh, it's a number of women can be in that room.

Oh, that's good, yes. In that space that I need to talk. Because it's a, it's a, did you think it's a, same sex male, same sex marriage, divorce, dole? Maybe it's a, this might be problematic what I'm about to say. Maybe it's the thunder if I if I was a a doctor offering I was a doctor offering sex change operations I would call my operating theatre theome, because two men into one man leaves. Now look, I realize that is a...

I see no, I see what you say, because like an inner-butt, but of course a person who walks in was always a woman the whole time, you know? Well. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if that's it. I don't know if that's even necessarily correct. No, you might be right, but I think what your suggesting is this was a sex change operation practice that was predated a lot of the gender study stuff. Exactly. Exactly. You know. But it was after. But it was after.

But it was after. But it was after that next week. So it was from a region where a lot of information hadn't gotten to. It was big run by a guy who wanted to have a bit of fun with it. He wanted to have a very fun themed medical practice. Which actually you don't get a lot of themed medical practices. No, you don't. That would be fun. It wouldn't be as like Dracula's theatre restaurant. Dracula's operating theatre. Dracula's general practitioner. Do you even hear my fucking operating theatre thing?

Yeah, I did hear operating theatre. Is it because the theatre, because it has the same word theatre in it? Theatre restaurant? The same word theatre. Wait, you say that's not enough for you these days. I mean, you've got all. I know, but I think of what I liked about it. Since you've been on all these other positives,

because I've got all these other things. I've got to see people with real ideas, you know? You see people with real ideas, you know? Not just two words that are the same, but it's too unreliable, basically unreliable. So, because I think what I liked about the other ideas that it wasn't a theater, right? I've come back, you go on some other podcasts. You come back on this one, you're like,

I've been on some other podcasts, and I've got, you know what I think we should do? Real ideas. You know what they got on these other podcasts? Real ideas. We should have some of those on this podcast. Well, I'm sorry, Alistair. It's a bit fucking light. Like, I'm also writing down my idea.

I think Dracula's general practice. Yeah, well, I just wrote themed doctors practice and then I wrote, and then Colin Dracula's. And so that allows for also your idea in there as well, because a doctor's practice can also be an operating theater. It's just that I think what I liked about it is that you've got it, is that it's not a, it's not a theater show. It's just they are doctors who just dress up as maybe furries or... Sure.

You know, themed supermarkets. You know, part of that. Part of when we break up all the supermarkets, there's gonna be so many supermarkets when we're done breaking them up. And they're all gonna have to have such different vibes. That's true vibes. Eventually some of them are going to be Dracula themed because they're going to be so desperate for ideas and you know what when they're desperate for ideas they're going

to come to us and they're a big document. And that will be more work for us. We're going to be having to control F so much. Instead of looking at the idea that they come and ask for us and they give us specific things and then instead of actually thinking about it because we only think on the podcast, right? We'll just go control laughing, looking for the word supermarket or themes or something like that. Idea, we'll look for the word idea like that and then we'll be like, that doesn't seem wrong. This is actually fucking way slower than actually just thinking of something. This is fucking painful trying to look through this awful

document. We don't know how to do it. This big What key word do you fucking look for when you're trying to find a theme for a supermarket when you go to a document full of fucking sketch ideas? Control effing, that sounds really right. Yeah, I'm about to control if you about how. Oh, I'm gonna control it if you're about to. I'm gonna control it. Oh, that's a good. Oh, I'm gonna fond and replace it. Okay. But you know, it's a doctor who's really into, you know,

it's not a doctor, it's a cop who's really into computers. And he says, don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Jill and Holt, we will control F your son. We will control F him and reply to him. Sorry, not that second bit. I'm just too into computers. It would be good if your child went missing, that the police would guarantee that they would find you a child of equal or greater. We will find your child in 30 minutes or less or you get a child of equal value. Then they have to go and make somebody else's kit and then there's because we've broken up the police force there's rival police forces all over town trying to steal kids from different parents so that everybody has the same number of parents, a same number of kids and probably

in a lot of the time the kids get abducted and then brought back again during the course of a school day and the parents don't even realize. They were missing in the first place. Oh, then people would... It doesn't make any sense. Oh, I think it's good. And then people would...

Of lost people. People would make their kid disappear for half an hour or 31 minutes or whatever, just so they can get new kids. Get that for new kids. Because I mean, they probably don't take away the kids. That's kid fraud. Well, that is kid fraud.

You get done for that. You get done for that. And for that, you actually have to make a kid for the police force. For the police, that's it. Now you have to give us a kid. We caught you out in kid fraud. You have to give us a kid. Have sex in front of us right now. Oh, go on.

I don't see anyone ejaculating. If you don't give us a kid right now, we're going to steal your kid, the kid that you've already had. If you don't make one right now, we're going to take your kid, become the kid police. Have one, one for mum, one for dad, and one for the cops. To give away. The cops need to give away for this stupid fucking rule, they invented the 30 minutes, or you get a kid of equal value free. What did we agree to it? We saw it up to that. But it made people way more into cops. Yeah. Well, they it would have been a thing that the superintendent, you know, if it in America where you can like,

they fuck for a country that hates the government as much as Americans seem to. They have a fucking lot of governments. They have a lot of elections. They vote on everything, but they vote on like police chiefs in here, don't they? So you'd like, you'd get in this the police chief saying, well, I mean, we're going to have a policy where if you don't get your kid back in 30 minutes, you get it done. We got a backhouse. We got a backhouse. And then you get elected, and then it's a real nightmare implementing it. But that's the shock, Rossi. That's the We move fast. We make big bold policy moves. Mistakes. Oh, yeah, sorry. Policies. Yeah. And things will change quickly.

And it will be either good or bad, but nothing in between. Not gonna just be all right. And you want me to read through the 10th year anniversary episode sketch ideas. It's a bit scared actually that feels like it puts a lot of weight on it but all right. Okay, you ready? Do it quickly. Okay, we got the pluralizing zeros. It's the truth or saying that H should be there or you know, he's like it shouldn't

be an asset the end you know, he realizes you know, we've been fooled the whole time. Um, then we've got, uh, using a brain as a sexual organ, press it together like it, like in a, I push up broad, maybe people can, you know, put their genitals in between it or, you know, you could push it into somebody's genital or something like that. Maybe if you really want, if they agree, if they agree, of course, Andy, that's what everything is. I mean, that's the, that's the, that's the cup caveat with every sentence. Oh, the caveat. If you're, if that's, you're happy to have that caveat. Yeah. Great. Okay, great. There's a lot of the word caveat. Yeah, I know, but you got to give me more enthusiastic consent, Andy. I can't just have you going, yeah, like it sounds like I'm pushing up.

Sure. Whatever. We got the moving goalposts as no my job, except for after I've lost my job doing that, and then not moving goalposts is what I consider moving goalposts and that is now my job. And we got reprinting books where you delay people's achievements age. Yes, I'm really excited for that. And then we have you knew who his dad,

you know who his dad is, Jesus, and then you put him in movies to try to get a little bit of like, you know, you're just trying to use kindness to get closer to God. And then... The nepotestimate. And then you're... And then he's going to be an undercover cop who plays music.

And then we've got the great divorce of monopolies. This is going to be a big part of the deshocked Chrissy, which is another idea. Yeah, very fast moving government. And we've got the, we will find your child in 30 minutes or you will get a kid of equal value free. And then we've got the themed doctors practice, like for example, Dr. Acula. Dr. Acula. Who did that joke? I don't know. Is that somebody's joke? Feels like Mel, something Mel brought to me. I went and saw a doctor and all he did was drink my blood. I'll tell you what, don't go see Dr. Acula. Is that Vichegba? Is that really one of his jokes? Man, there you go. Taken tooth to tooth.

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