Two In The Think Tank - 400 - "400 Sketch Ideas" - Part 6

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

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Oh, and please welcome Angus Gordon Was you like a boy a day? Yeah, it's okay. You probably already eaten enough eggs Red skin did you oh, that's great. See this thing or they're not called that anymore red rippers red ripper Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah The whole thing Yeah. That's it. Good on you. That's cool. Yeah. That's the whole thing. The YouTube's just taken us out.

He's woke candy. Oh, man. I've been set up. He's going to eat the candy. He's going to mention the candy. He's not going to update the name. He won't remember it. He wouldn't be like,

what was that before? And then he'll come out immediately when he walks to them in jail. He was a red skater. It wasn't a good name, though, for one In jail, it was a red skin. Do you mind if I just move this? It wasn't a good name, though, for one reason. It's because it didn't have a skin like texture, does it? It's very skin. The red skin was very chewy.

Yeah, and it's not like it was the skin. It was, we didn't have a skin at all. Right, it was red all the way through. A blob, it was like ham. If there had been skin, like a pig, it'd been emulsified. Yeah. It was a pressure applied to it to make a product

like a system. It was a consistent product. It was going to have a skin that you get. Or red blubber or like a red tendon. Yeah, a red tendon maybe, but it's still so hard. It's so hard. Where could you call it? You could call it like a sweet bacon.

Sweet bacon I think. Or even like a red leather. Red leather? Red leather. I think red leather is a good thing. They could have avoided everything. She's a skin again. A process in a different way.

Yes, but it's also a hairy skin that you don't really know the color of. And it is skinned by definition skin all the way through. Yeah, yeah. Sure. But it's like it's a processed skin that has now become a product and is not really as much associated with the living thing, especially like a human, you don't think of a human leather, all that much, you probably think about it all the time.

Think about it all the time. Yeah, like one of those books bound with human skin? The Nazis were doing. Is anybody making human suede, you know? Like the, the, the, your psychopaths. Yeah. Right, I heard of human suede. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Get on it, psychopaths. Get on it. Come on, psychopaths. You know, what are you guys crazy? Expand your material repertoire. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean, what else can you do with leather? Like a lot of the time with the human leather, they're wearing it as a suit, right? It's going on, they're wearing the face or the- Lambshade is a big one. Yeah, or I guess a lampshade, which a suit, right? It's going on, they're wearing the face or the- Lampshade is a big one. Yeah, or I guess it gets a lampshade, which is weird, right? You don't have lampshade in general. It's fallen out much like-

Yeah. Yeah. The lampshade itself is falling out. You think serial killing is fallen out? It has fallen out. I think there's just- You cannot get away with it. Yeah, there's just too much creasing of people now.

Yeah, really. These days, umas, these are all massive- You think they're an endangered species? Yeah, you gotta kill a lot of people in really these days, umas. They're an endangered species Yeah, you got to kill a lot of people in one go You can't be diven and dabbing you can't Like sure you're old in you got it all in you know what they should have called it. They should have called it red jerky like candy jerky That's yeah, yeah, right?

You're more of like a candy jerky. It's like it's dancer Because ripper is still not a good name because it's a very difficult Candy to rip. No, yeah, you can't rip it. That's a candy jerky, it's like a stancer. Because ripper is still not a good name, because it's a very difficult candy to rip. No, yeah, you can't rip it. You're not ripping, that's a world from the beginning. You can twist it. Well, you know what I mean? That could be like a circus strong man. If he could rip a red ripper and half,

powerful thumbs. You ever ripped a banana and half? I don't think so. This is my thing, I feel like I invented it. Right, I don't think we have any left. I love the trouble. Next time you're in a banana situation. I love banana, it feels like such a waste.

No, it's not at all. Because it doesn't damage the banana in any way. You just grab both ends of the banana and you pull them apart and the banana, I was just sitting there one day thinking about bananas. I was like, I bet they don't have that much tensile strength. Pick up a banana. You pull on both ends.

It snaps perfectly in half. You're in a perfect situation to share a banana, you pull on both ends, it snaps perfectly in half. You're in a perfect situation to share a banana, right? And it's all clean down the middle. Just cracks in half down the middle. Yeah. And then you can share the banana, it's really easy to peel a banana from that point. I feel like almost all banana peeling methods have been discussed, at this point in history, yeah. I invented this and I'm like, I'm going to make one of those. You've been eating bananas wrong your whole life.

Kind of fucking videos. Yeah. So it's a serial killer who's reminiscing and saying how sad it is that the art is gone because it was a thing where you could really take your time. You could enjoy each kill and things like that. So we're going to zoom out. He's trying to groom the Mendocera killing.

And it just wants to do a mask killing. Yeah, but he's like, he's like, it's somebody don't think that they can get it. He's in a serial killer, he's son wants to do a mask killing. This is really. And he's like, oh, the kids these days, and they just want to do a mask killing. They want instant gratification.

Yeah, he's like, yeah, but what a live streamer. You don't live stream these things. Yeah, it's a pro-tank. It's a pro-tank. It's a pro-tank. You hide it in-tank. It's a pro-tank. You take trope fees, you hide it in a true box. It's a pro-tank. It's a pro-tank.

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It's a pro-tank. It's a pro-tank. It's a pro-tank. It's a pro-tank. It's a pro-tank. That's all gone. What about cutting up a chendle? These days you can only cut up all the other ransom notes that other people have written. And they're going to go down to office works. Yeah. Something and then you've got to buy a card down there, don't you? Then you're on the grid. There's no human service.

Makes you want to murder them, doesn't it? Yeah. It's hard to get up. Once? No. Not at all at once. One by one. Over years.

Those fucking lanyards they have. Mm. Strangling with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a guess it's the serial versus the parallel. Yeah, it is all about delayed gratification. It's not part of our cult training. Yeah, you know, this is my way of this. The most important thing is you had it and you had it grind.

Yeah, but also I think, I think, you know, that. People up into a paste, put them in a pie, feed them to, you know, I tell you, they could afford home theater a full canteen right like Continue working a regular working class job at the same time Yeah, you know and just seem like a normal person. What do you think you got a stuff bodies in the crawl space for rental? Come on, you're having in home inspections. Yeah, yeah Thank you about the future You got you got to invest in property. I tell you

and then there's a you know unicycling becoming sexy. Right? Like, is that become sexy? Yeah, it's so it's like you know with G-Street. This is a new thing. It's just the possibility. Yeah, let's go with it. Yeah, yeah. Like that. Yeah, they're like, I mean, I don't think you could make it happen, but then you put it on the cover of, I think you just need a sexy woman. Yeah, if I was doing it. Yeah. It's probably the Kim Kardashian and you can get a card.

Like, let's say you're the guy who owns the biggest unicycle company in the world, right? Now, you could probably spend all but one dollar of what you've got, probably like, you know, let's say $25 million to get Kim photographed in a sexy pose on a unicycle, put on Esquire or Vanity Fair or something like that. Yeah, really? It's the biggest bet you'll ever make, but I think that you will make all that money back.

I think so. No problem. She falls though. She's lost everything. Oh, but it's a photo. You know what I'm saying? There will be the TMZ. It comes out.

She's fallen. Oh, women are doing it at all. I mean, it's not sexy. It's not a real find out She was actually on a bicycle. It's been photoshopped. Take out one of the wheels Yeah, yeah, you can tell for a posture. It's like bent forward. You gotta be She was in it. She was in a row implausible, but it's the biggest bad this guy's ever made

And you can see him. He's stressed. He's like, you can see the photos are taken. He's waiting for the stock market figures on Unicycle Sales to come up. Come on. He's watching his phone as the magazine goes out. Yeah. And he's just like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Unicycle sales, never been higher. I think this is a great thing for them to do.

Kardashian, that feels like it's a, you know, she did that ad for them to do. Kardashian. That feels like it's a, you know, she did that ad for Uber Eats. They didn't do anything with like a pun on her name, like Kardashian. No, they didn't. You're like, Dordash should have got her. Yeah, you can't. And they didn't want to do that. They want any dash reference.

No one thinking about dash when a rival has such a strong branding. Such a strong brand. I always say that about DoorDash. Thinking you can't fault their branding. DoorDash sounds like a prank rather than a delivery thing. Doesn't it? Yeah. They put the food in a burning bag on your doorstep.

And they go, you shut my mouth. It's sketchy. And it's heavy. And they work for free. Oh, they're enjoying. That's what they actually started as. They started as a prank. And then people like we thought you were delivering food

instead of shit in a paper bag. And they go, oh, we could make a lot of money doing this. We're doing it anyway. We're already putting the burning paper bags on the doorstep. They may as well deliver things that they want. And that would be, you know, I mean, the food comes hot, right?

It's got that little bag. It's their technology. Is that saying the air? Are we started with the flaming bag? You know, in that It's got that little bag. It's their technology. Yeah, is that say the ever? Are we started with the flaming bag, you know, and that dog. Flaming dog shit. They've come a long way from just being a flaming bag of dog shit on a doorstep that people would stamp out with their boot. Mm-hmm.

The ding dong din. Ding dong diners. Now, ding dong diners. You know, sure. Occasionally, people come out and stamp their butter chicken and nod with their boot thinking. And sometimes it is a dog shit. Sure. Every once in a while, it's the lucky dog shit in next order completely free. Is that like the golden ticket?

It's like the golden ticket. You get to visit them. Yeah, you get to meet them. You meet them like Chad. Yeah. Try to be invented. Ding dong dash. Yeah.

Yeah. The CEO. that's like Chad. Yeah, try to be romantic. Ding dong dashik. Yeah, the CEO. That's really good. All right. It's already written down. Yeah, OK, so you got the crush in it. Could you crush an egg?

Yeah, that could happen. Could you do it? And we're going to do it? Yeah. And what do you mean? Well, you were talking about how you ripped a banana off. Could you rip an egg and a half? Do you think it's, is it hard?

Is this like a thing where it's like, you really easy to rip? I don't think it is because it was really easy, yeah. You know what people say it's a strong shape, is that only from the top? I think it's also before it's been cooked and stuff. Okay. Yeah, yeah, man. I can't be more strong before it's like, I mean, I've tried to break them in the past and it's been hard.

Only from this direction or any direction. Yeah, you know. But, you know, like real men, they crack the eggs on the top. Like if you crack it on the side, that's the easy way to do it. Yeah, but I- It's a tough offer for your entire life. Yeah, exactly. How you cracking your eggs?

This is my 12 rules for life. Yeah, crack eggs on the top. One, wake up, make your bed. Try and egg the manly way. Yeah. Man way in. Speaking of like some of them, I think every once in a while they should let,

there should be a little chicken side the eggs. Oh, we were talking about this. We were talking about this, white chicken. Oh yeah. And then there's a lady who's going, oh well, I had a small child. I had a small child this small,

I have a small child. Anyway, it doesn't matter. You don't need to do another sketch, I had a small child. I had a small child, I have a small child. Anyway, it doesn't matter. You don't need to do another sketch. You've already done it. Yeah, you don't need to go go retread over that area. No, I'm dropping a shell everywhere. What about a lady who has a pet rat that she keeps in her jacket and she refuses to take off her jacket?

But she works in a hospital. In a hospital. Yeah. If you've got a rat in a... What about this rat into it? What about this rat into it? But it's a doctor. Yeah.

But what if... But what if it's like this is a rat-a-toe situation, but it's fake, it's medical training, and it's giving a really bad advice, but she is going through, she's like, well, if a rat can speak, that's very impressive. Yeah. It must must logic like also Medical stuff the rat is like yeah cut that off

Knows it's gonna get thrown away and it's gonna get to eat it like yeah Yeah, and then she's eventually put up in front of a medical board. Yeah, male practice Mm-hmm, and then she's got to explain this sort of rat situation Mm-hmm, and they're just like well you shouldn't have been listening to a right Yeah, isn't it interesting that like have revealed that I'm not the only one. Judges is another rat. Her lawyer. It's not a rat lawyer. It's not a rat lawyer.

Yeah. It's all rats. Every job is rats. But you were right to say that, like, if you met a talking rat and it told you it was a medical genius you I think I would be more likely to believe the rat telling me that than I would just a regular person of course because it's already I'm so over it's already proof for one thing's involved I've massively exceeded my expectations that the step the step from no talking being a dumb yes to being a talking rat yes and then the talk yeah such a big step up and then the step the remaining step to being the world's greatest doctor

not the tiny yeah yeah so that's where they get you mmm so the rat's getcha mmm everybody falls for this I would fall for that so quickly there should be a... I mean, there's probably a... The sketch is called Catch Me If You Can, brackets I'm a rapper. I'm just... Alright, because he pretended to be a doctor. He did, yeah.

Rat catch me if you can. Yeah. Yeah, and so Tom Hanks' character is a rat catcher. He's a rat catcher. He's just got traps and stuff. Yeah. Because it is still a rat. If it sees a bit of cheese on like a sprick,

it still does want to eat the cheese somehow. Sorry. I mean, I don't think I'm going to write this down as a separate idea, but I will add rat catch me if you can. Okay. Um. Okay, wait, sorry, it's going to send this. A pied piper, right?

He led the rats out of the village. They didn't pay him. They were like, fuck you. He's the rat guy, you know what I mean? He put him there in the first place. Did he? That's the sort of, he's a kind of conduit. Really? He's gone town to town with these rats. Are you sure that's part of the story? If it's not, it is in my head.

He's definitely in on this. Is he having to spend a lot on rat feed? Or do you think that he's letting them meet? He's letting them go. But he's letting them go? But he's just a whistle guy. He's a whistle guy. He's just a musician who's found a way to monetize it.

Yeah, that is tough. It's a tough thing. That'll sell you music for advertising. Spotify, it's like what a sense of it. There you go. I think really, you've got to go town to town. Yeah, it's either a lot of shows. Yeah.

And unless you know the songs that most people like to top 100 or whatever like that, people aren't going to, you know, want to, you play in their songs that regular, like that most people like to top 100 or whatever, like that, people aren't gonna, you know, want to, you play in their pub or whatever, like that. So you play the music that you like, that you know rats like. Yeah, yeah. And then they follow you, you infest their town with rats

and then you give me some money or... I get rid of the rats. You know, I mean, if you have to rock up a bit off to the rats, you can't be rocking up with the rats, being like, this is my plague of rats. I mean, yeah, whoa, look at of the rats. You can't be rocking up with the rats being like, this is my plague of rats because they're going like, well, we'll just grab you. They're grabbing you and we're going to use violence to get you to, and not payment. No, it's going to be a bit weird when like in this very quiet village at nighttime, you

know, suddenly they hear a bit of like a flute playing at nighttime. I wonder what the fuck is that, right? Next day, big infestation of rats. Don't see anybody for, you know, he stays out of town for about a week now. This is probably this pop guy's here. Yeah, and then suddenly, yeah. Whistle guys back and like, you know,

he started going, see, I go play a whistle who's like, I'll get rid of your rats. You know, this seems really suspicious. But then nobody believes the people who are like, I told you, I heard the whistle on them, like the rats came. Well, you're assuming that the whistle only works to lure the rats, but there might be a different tune you can play to sort of drive the rats into the town.

Maybe like a lower instrument that doesn't travel as much. You can play a tuba or something like that. Yeah. Born, burned, burned, burned. You think that, do you think like, you know, he's the rats guy, there's like, if you want to get rid of him, you have to bring like the snake flute guy. There's like a whole sort of like a high-resistant food chain in musicians yeah in competition with each other. Look there's a rat guy's getting out of control.

There's too many rats we bring in the snake charmer guy. No but does the snake charmer guy do the snakes eat the rats or do the snakes change the hip the guy is in balance. Yeah. The very, the rate at which you're going to be, you know, the rate at which you're going to be, you know, the rate at which you're going to be, you know, the rate at which you're going to be, you know, the rate at which you're going to be, you know, the rate at which you're going to be, you know, the rate at which you're going to be, you know, the rate guy. Yeah. And then you just, you just, you will eventually end up at a point where the ecosystem is in balance.

Yeah. The very, the rate at which the snakes are attacking the, the, the pie, the rat guy, and the Eagle guy, the Eagles are biting the snake guy, that stops him from playing the pipe so much to make the, his snake attack the rat guy. And these all are in seasons like festivals. This is how the his snake attack the rat guy and these all in seasons like festivals This is how the music system the music yeah Well the live music scene establishes itself and gets balanced again Yeah, and he's gonna I be able to continue you got a diversifier right for musicians

This could be a good you know YouTube video or tick-tock thing about how to make money as a musician And I guess while while he's in town That's what we also do a bit of busking as well Just see if you can just make a little bit of coin. Not rat songs, obviously, doesn't want to like, you know? You know all the rats, but... Yeah, him and the rats kind of go to be looking like, you know, we don't know each other.

Right. But also, I wonder, is there other versions of the Pied Piper that you could do that might be a bit like, is like not as much work where you have to like, herd rats? You know, could you just have like one or two wolves? Yeah, okay. You know, would it be easier you just have like one or two wolves? Yeah, okay. Would it be easier to just be like, oh, it's a wolf in town? You know, there's a bear, I guess bugs are harder to lure.

I don't know, I mean, it seems like the rat thing works pretty well, I don't know why. And this is definitely. You can't come back to the same town and then with the rats, right? Okay, then you're back with Wolves next time. Yeah, you got to, you know. You're in disguise and now it's all creative. And also creative.

Still a guy with a pipe though. Yeah, but creatively you might be moving on from the kind of rat songs that rats might follow. Yeah, all right. I don't want to play those rat songs, no. Yeah, that's true. That's my old stuff. I play, yeah, I play rat songs, no. Yeah, that's true. That's my old stuff. I play turtle tunes, no?

What if the, you know, most cities have rats without a rat guy coming in, eating rats. Surely one of the bigger cities would just put you on the sanitation department, like full-time geek. You're always going to have rats, use your rat music, just to keep it a sort of, you know, nice level. Yeah.

Not fucking crazy. He led the kids into a mountain didn't he? Yeah, he does some child murdering I think That's where he goes too far, but that's proves that he is like a actual musician, you know They are not good. It's really it's really just an Aussie-Ausborn thing where he's probably just biting off their head He says he says a real kids. Yeah, I mean he's a showman. Oh, there's more of a Gary like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I love them. I went on some really small water slides when we were up in Queensland with my family. Small. You know, like probably from up there

and the top of there down to the pool. That much bigger than a normal slide. No, no, it really wasn't. I didn't say it was. I said, there were really small green. I know, yeah. How small could a slide be and you reckon people still go on it?

I mean, there is a really small slide. Like some really small slides for like four-year-olds? Yeah. Like from here down or something like that. They're not like they're not... Do you think you could go smaller than that? What's the smallest slide you could get an adult? Yeah.

I mean, you couldn't get me onto one of those little ones. Little ones like that. No, no, no. You're based on what just sit into the water. That's right. It's fun or to just jump those little ones. Little ones like that. Not worth my time. No, no, no. You're based what just sit into the water. That's right. It's funer to just jump into the water. Yeah, but this one, like this little slide from there then, some of the most intense joy I felt in a really long time. That feeling where you get down to the bottom

and you plunge into the water, like moving horizontally like that, it's ecstasy. It's like being a rock. It's what it must be like to horizontally like that. It's ecstasy like being a rock It's what it must be like to be a rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because a lot of the time you kind of throw the rock and you go that rock I was like I haven't had a better time than me You know, and you go wow my doing is like why am I putting so much energy like I get I feel Skimming and I can get a man across yeah, wow if I could get something that would skim me across the surface Well, that's a bunch of those really big water slides can come across. That will do that across the top of the some water at the end.

I guess it's better to do it that way than the way that I was thinking about, which is where I would be spinning at a high speed. Yeah, no, that would be filled in. That would probably make you very sick. Yeah. The vomit while you're in the water, which feels very, really, really cool. You've seen the video about that guy who's the best rock skipper in the world. Yeah, it was crazy.

It was too good. Yeah. At a certain point, you lose the joy of it. You know what I mean? You turn into a competition, Robert of its essence. Do you think that's what's happened to him? To get to the top? Pretty seriously. I mean, I think he's like abandoned his family,

but to get to the top is full time. That's what it takes. He's like the Buddha. It's the movie Whiplash, but I'm doing this. Yeah. But it's also the idea of like, to get to the top, which is like, of a thing that people didn't even realize was a hierarchy.

But it's also one of the only ways you can get to the top is by finding something where you can realize was a hierarchy. Exactly. You're competing with four people. Like how many people are like, if you're a kind of natural, really, you're already with four people. Yeah. Like how many people are like, if you're kind of naturally already good at rock skimming, and then you're like, oh, you've watched a couple of videos on YouTube,

and people go, and like, well, this is the real trick. Like this, you just keep your eyes on the horizon. You know, like, dad, you find a really flat rock. Yeah, it's still I'm in that, like, a sort of 170 degree. Yeah. Exactly. Uh-huh. I mean, I feel like watching, like, I'm amazed,

but I feel like that's one of the things I could do. I feel like I could potentially be the best in the world at that. What's the total number? What's your PB for skims? Like 12. Right now? Yeah, I was thinking like 14 maybe.

Yeah. But like, it's pretty good. What's he do? He's like 80 or something. No, that's crazy. So many. You think you could do it with like a small turtle? I think it'd be more fun knowing a turtle's like. Yeah. Okay. More fun. Yeah. But I think that is the turtle app an active participant or is it resisting the city? No, I mean like the thing is that it's actually not fun. The thing the turtle would have for terrible time. Yeah, because if the turtle's loving it. Right. Yeah, I mean

if the turtle comes back and then it's like yeah, yeah. Yeah. If the turtle would have a terrible time. Yeah, because if the turtle's loving it, right? Yeah, I mean, if the turtle comes back and then is like, yeah, you know, it's a place. If the turtle comes back, that's really nice. Yeah, the turtle comes back. You know. Yeah. And do you think you have... You have to try to turtle the skimming turtle.

Yeah, skimming turtle, and you've had a snapping turn. It's incredibly flat turtle. This is their niche. Yep. I guess they grabbing bugs. How can you give them a little trait? And they'll come back. Yeah, they come back. Yeah.

So how is it, of a time? These things where you kind of go into things with that are basically not a competition, until somebody's like, yeah, now that I'm good at this, this is a competition. Well, I think the idea of going into any field where people are just not that competitive and being a real massive fucking asshole,

pushing people around and being like the bad boy, shaking things up, like take no prisoners, I'm here to be the best. So, you know, I realized this isn't like a competitive example, but if it was like quilt making or something like that. You know, you come in and you're real, you've got that real swagger arsehole attitude. You hear to be the best quilt maker.

And you are, ultimately you are. Because you just put in way more work. You put in way more work. You got way more stitches on your quilts. Yeah, but you are also going around and you're really like all the other old ladies. You're trash talking them. You're trash talking them and you're and then to your grandchildren anymore. That's a fucking dead weight

Yeah, I mean you only you only got a wife so that you could climb the quilt world Because she knew the guy who ran the you know that the company you know like the who was at the judge You know he was heard it was the daughter of the The judge at the county fair like that Yeah, I get this is you find out exactly what guy and he's like 20s or 30s. He's really jacked Okay, he's yeah, I'm gonna amaze it really sexy guy He's on on the covers of all these magazines with his quilting and that kind of thing He's the bad boy of quilting. Yeah. And it's barging the AIDS quilt

because it's not as good as his quilts. Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah, I support the cause or whatever, but you can't argue with the fact it's a bad quilt. Maybe they deserve to die. I was a bad quilt. He is us. Quilt, he's actually the bad boy.

I didn't say it was a... Drop the yellow, you should just quit, lady. Drop the yellow you should just quit lady Your last name is Swooped Damn what's that backwards? My name at the last time backwards. Yeah, so it's a Tam sorry That's what happens when you've been sketch riding for yeah, I mean this last hundred has been the slowest we've, you know, none of the we've ever had.

You've been really done. I thought we've been going to take way longer. Well, you know, there's still, you know, 47 to do, so, I know, 37? Oh, yeah, 37. That's actually not too bad. Fine. Um, you're right. It's, uh, it's a guy, he's a boss. Hmm. And he's, and look, and he knows about the rules about like, you know, you shouldn't be sexually harassing.

But now suddenly, suddenly he just goes and asks all his employees, and this is how he harasses them. He says like, you know, sexually harassing anyone. You know, you weren't sexually harassing me just then. Like, oh, this is awful. This is really awful. Is he doing this? Is he have good intentions or bad intentions? I mean, I don't think he's got a good intent.

Like, yeah. I think it's funny for his overcompensating. Do you know what I mean? He's being too safe. Being too safe and it makes it... He's making it bad. You know what I mean? He's not sexually harassing you. Yeah.

He's not touching you. He's just... Touch you. He's not loving you. He's not sexually harassing you see yeah, he's not like touching you He's not grabbing at you. He's not trying to kiss you tenderly is he he's not like looking your food while it's in the fridge And then he goes to the he's like no of course not he's like not putting a it's in your ears while you're sleeping at night And he goes to the game. He goes she's not she's not trying anything funny with you. Is she? I know women can sexually harass as well. She's not doing that. Is she? I'm just frantically... Not making you feel uncomfortable already.

I'm not leaving whoopee cushions under your chest. She's making it seem playful, but it's actually, that's technically she's touching your butt indirectly. Exactly. With her breath. Yeah. So, I mean, is it... Essentially blowing on your back, has it kind of...

Is it possible that, like, there's a new... Now that there's no more sexual harassment, Alistair, in the world, now that we've got that under control, right? Is it now that other forms of harassment are emerging to maintain some sort of balance in the cosmos, crank based harassment. Crank based harassment. It's all sort of clown, it's all comedy, it's comic harassment now.

They're people platforming in front of you. Yeah, and obviously there will be cushions and the fake dog poo's and that kind of thing. Yeah. Now it's all in comic based humor. And everybody in the office has started drawing their own comics. They're getting very elaborate and things like that. Now the humour in this is not in any way kind of bothering you, is it? It seems to be very cutting, but it speaks truth to power,

and that doesn't bother you, is it? Because you're technically his superior. And is that an attack? Do you feel like that's an attack on you? No, no, no, okay. I'm just playing very cute. I'll just want to make sure. I love that almost a different sketch but like competing and tagging is a sort of deal but stall office. All this comic strips but everyone is controlling their own and disparaging their own. It's a very specific thing.

Yeah. Like like this warring comic strips that are just talking about different aspects of how the thing that we're all working in is bad. Yeah, and they're all putting them in the office newsletter. Yeah, and the boss is just reading all of them and feeling really sad. Yeah.

The strips that would have liked it, what, the extremes that, that, um, that what I like that, what's the word? They just like, that parody, the workplace. And these were just got a badge called big boss. Like that, and he's just got a tee, like that.

Yeah, and then that's his striffate, puts it in. It's like, you see him reading the things in the final panel is crying. And then next week, you just see them mocking him crying, reading the different strips. And then here's the next time he prints one. It's just like it's already got the tears on the comic

and he's like photocopied the kind of wet comics that he's been. Sorry everybody about that. I got a little of a shalore already, everything. There's one of the way he's just drafting, like letters of termination, but in the comics. Like as he's like, he's pretending he's like, yeah. Anyway, you're all fired for being made to the boss. Ha ha ha ha ha, this is a joke. Just as a joke. It's like, the panel's real close in on his face.

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Yeah, there should be that's a different sketch office Wang booth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like I guess. It's like you can go in there to mediate, like before big meetings go into the office Wang booth. I mean, your salesman for Office Wang, but you install them. Yeah, I mean, it's probably like one of those things where you get in like a full different kind of company that comes in and they sanitize them. And they bring in booths that are soundproof and they have like built-in screens and things like that. If you don't go to a rep that will also be like sometimes people are

wanking too vigorously in the wank booths. The booth can't handle it. The booth can't handle it. Yeah, wow. So there's been someone got tipped in a booth. And then you end up getting in a real professional, you know, does everything by the book, wank booth guy.

And he's looking around at the build quality of the wank booth and he's really disgusted by it. This is in proper tissue alignment. Someone could get fucking spraying their wrist trying to grab a tissue here. It's not long as enough to code. This wank booth is enough. I mean this is to actually be able to withstand a 5.6 on the Richter scale and this is clearly it's falling apart and he's barely having a vigorous frotage.

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Fifth article 52. Article 52. It's in the Constitution. It's in the Constitution. That everyone has to have... That should be the next This the yes, can I just ask a white booth in our office other Wank booths. I didn't hear the setup to this obviously and obviously devote for the wank with you can't Wank in the voting booth

That's not a wank That's a voting booth and it's got a very different structure. Come on the ballot will be considered a no vote. Oh, and Donky, and also it's cardboard. Yeah, that's a lot more stuff. Donky voters went as a huge amount of sea. Oh, I see. I apologize. But can I just clarify, were the reason for these

Wank Booth as part of an anti-workplace harassment thing where the workplace was mandating that in the workplace everybody had to wank privately in a wank booth once every hour Get rid of the tension that what it was something like that. Yeah, I was I mean, I think that yeah, and that's definitely now also part of it man Mandated windated yeah, the boss is coming out just checking you've had your wank today Yeah, you guys sorry. I I don't want to get HR involved. You just tell me how many times you've done it today. Yeah. We can go on and you don't have to

tell them without your union rep present. Yeah. But they do want you to kind of like, you know, like, yeah, you got a clock in. Like there's a time card. Okay. Cockin. Yeah. You put your penis in it scans it. Make sure that it stamps it. Make sure that it's your penis. It's just a little hole in the four-skid. It's like the eye.

It's your eye. Rhett. Yeah. Dick print technology. Yeah. Do you think that every bit of us, like, what's the sky-gliding thing that you do? Hang gliding. Do you think every single one of those is an attempt to kill yourself?

It's funny. Yeah, I mean, that way. It's like you, but like, sort of like the serial killing one. It's like you're, it's an attempt to to kill yourself but you're spreading it out so much over such a long period of time that it's almost like nobody notices. You see um um Hamas invaded Israel while you've been on air and that um one of the ways they were invaded guy did hang glide into Israel I'm motorized hang glide with like a machine gun it's love. Wow I mean it, it's been a crazy day. Crazy day.

It's been a crazy day for everybody. No one would have thought that that sketch, the hang gliding guy, a hang gliding, I don't know what the, what, hang gliding militarism? Yeah, I mean, yeah. The first hang glider used in a military context. Can't be. No, I'm sure it would be.

I feel like gliders would have been like, pretty early on, people would have been like pretty early on. People would have been like, we're going to try and get to the skies. Yeah. Definitely parachuting is huge. It's huge. It's enormous. It's enormous.

What about military? Motorized hang lighting. Yeah. I mean, I would love to see that sort of like that one when you got a fan on your back and you just got a parachute and you're like, eeeeee. Is that paragliding? It could be paragliding. What do those go? Like fan man? They often go by, if you want. parachute and you're like, you know, is that paragliding? It could be paragliding.

What are those like fan man? They often go by, oh yeah, like fan man, I was like, was there a fan man? Didn't that, that was the guy who had, he had like a, like a huge fan on his end of the thing.

Yeah. And he was like a guy who would go around the world and be at like steady, like you know, big, oh wow. I think famously was it a match that Mike Tyson, a boxing match, he fell in the ring. He was like flying around the ring and he fell. Was he doing it just like of his own accord or was he like part of the entertainment part of the entertainment? Yeah wow.

To the ring with the fan on and it disrupted the match because he's like whole you know the canopy of his fell on everyone and it took like ages to get him in. Yeah, yeah, because I think they parodied that in the Simpsons. Oh, wow. Yeah, I mean, as a celebrity, like Mike Tyson, I mean, obviously being approached by your biggest fan, somebody who, anyway. One of the most terrifying things you could fall from your name. Sure, sure, absolutely. Yeah. So there was the boxing match actually actively happening.

It's actively happening, I think. I think maybe, maybe, maybe not. I don't know. I think it was. It's a better story, if it is. I would love to see one of those guys doing it for while riding a horse, like on a fan like that. And the horse is sort of galloping and meddling.

Yeah, the horse is like, you know, like one of those dogs that you hold above water or whatever, and it looks like it's continuing to try to do it. It's like a sort of hangquestrian we have in the end. question. Yeah, and question is just like I'm just writing it down. Yeah, and question. Absolutely. That's almost like an event at the cyberpunk punk Olympics. Yeah.

I mean, if that that future like a Victorian sort of steam punk fume punk to pass, that would be an event at their Olympics. Yeah. Liding through the air but with a horse. Yeah, yeah. And I guess the really that what people don't realize when they watch it, because it looks just like you're just sitting on a horse and gliding, but actually the horse is really stressed.

Of course, incredible muscle. And it's really quite hard to stay on it and keep it calm. And you're actually like, you're singing kind of horse lullabies and things like that. You wonder if you could build a horse power and aeroplane. Right? People are always talking about horse power, but not put it to the test. So you're saying an actual horse-powered aeroplane? It's an actual horse-powered aeroplane, right? There are horses up there that I guess they're running on some sort of a treadmill

or they're turning a big turnstile and you've got the gearing worked out. I think that's how you sell it, right? You kill it horse power, but really you're just burning horse meat, friend. Oh, no, because it would say so many horses, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely a shoveling on more horse. First horse power. We don't tell anybody where burning the horse. We allow people to imagine the whimsy. So, yeah, but it's producing a lot of really thick smoke as well. We do not skin them, the hair is going in and everything. Don't worry, we burn every part of the horse.

It's the way the horse is running. The horses are underneath. They're on treadmills underneath Yeah, they're on her sort of a long trot mills trot mills is very funny Very funny. Yeah, not so much at treadmill, but it's a concave belt They're on a good way about I think that's really good. Yeah, just leave it at that Yeah, are they are they running on there? They're moving on there Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're running on there. They're moving on there. Yeah, they're moving on there. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely, yeah.

Oh, you know, and they get airborne very quickly. Quantice has got to be the rules. You're not whipping the horses, are you? Oh, no. Definitely not, no. That's not necessary. Yeah. That's a good one.

I mean, what about this? I mean, it feels like maybe it would be more, could we bring it down back down to earth? Yes. Right? So like you say you're in a... You're in a horse race. Not whipping a plane.

A horse race situation. No, it's a horse race situation around a track, right? Say a horse dies before the race, right? You're still allowed to technically enter the race, but now it has to be in some sort of horse vehicle where you burn that same horse for power, right? You feed it into the engine, you know, you stoke the boiler or whatever and you're shoveling in the horse as you race around the track against the other living horses. Technically in a horse race, as long as you're using the horse for power, it doesn't matter how you're using the horse. So it's like just like a...

It's all different kinds. You've got the horses being fed into an engine. You've also got some who have skinned the horses and turned them into like a clite or a sail. It's freestyle horse racing. And you can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want to the horse. Yeah, you can. It's a different sketch, but what about it's like Melbourne Cup Day, and it's like people don't like it when they shoot the horses. They don't. They don't like it.

Right, they so. Now they also shoot the jockeys to encourage them to write them on the same floor. Yeah. So people, things have to be shot. Yeah. But now there's a greater incentive on safer lighting. Sure. Where are they?

I'm thinking like, is there a level where you're also shooting the issue one spectator as well. Oh, OK. There's a winner. And if you don't win, if you don't bet on the right one, if you bet on that horse, if you're the good, anyone who bets on that horse is also shot. Yeah.

That would make gambling, it would erase the states. Because at the moment, we only have, I guess there's a negative thing of like, you can lose the money, ruin your life when you're like a kind of thing. But it's slowly, generally. Sure, sure. You can stick around for a while. Yeah, yeah, your

horse is shot at the track and you bet on it you get shot. Sure, yeah, and it can go either way like either you report to the race track to be shot or like sports pet has the on the app on the phone it has your location and they have to send someone around. Hmm, Xavier Michael, ladies is playing. sports pet has the on the app on the phone it has your location and they have to send someone around Xavier Michael Eadies his play my please and Ben Russell Now I mean this is like this is like because Russian comically as well they have to do it in a funny sort of way I can't imagine any other way to shit Yeah, this is like Russian roulette obviously Russian. This is like Russian roulette, obviously. Russian roulette is like a form of roulette,

but there's a chance that you will die. But this is where we're inventing Russian forms of all types of gambling. Russian, Melbourne Cup. Yeah, Russian poker. Yeah, that is Russian. Russian two up. All right.

Russian poker, you've got two, you've got three cards in your hand. Yeah. It's two on the table, and you got a gun. Yeah, right. And then, you out, you out, maneuver each other. Texas hold him up. Yeah. Texas, Texas, stick him up. Hold him up. it actually makes sense. Um, wait, what am I this way? Other, other Russian...

Texas hold them while the life drains from their body. Yeah, via meat hooks. Gently, via meat hooks. Sure. Yeah, I mean, the prefix Russian, Yeah, I mean, the prefix Russian, as in Russian rule, as a suggest, like, what does it imply if you take it? Like, I'm thinking about like, like hamburger, right? How we took the burger part of that and we made it into fish burger and that sort of thing.

Like, is there, there must be a word for this phenomena, but whether you then take the prefix Russian and apply it to other things to suggest that it's a one in six chance, it'll get shot doesn't matter. I think it's called Russian Relay because Russians were playing it or just because it's roulette and then the sort of alliteration of Russian. Yeah, I mean, I guess, you know, it could have been named because of first time a Russian player or something like that. But I guess, you know, they could have gone with any,

you know, any, you know, if they were just going for alliteration, they could have named any country that starts with R, Raman, Rulet. You know, they could have changed it to English. Or Dajan, Rulet, if that's Russian. Yeah, and Rhodesian, they could have gone, you it to England. And Asian, Red, and Red. Yeah, and Rhodesian. They could have gone, you know, England. Rot, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Rotnest Island. Yes, they could have gone German gun, you know, using gun gambling, you know, like that. They could have done anything. They just had to settle on something that just had a nice poetic kind of, uh, How do you feel? Do you think that if we started pronouncing gun with a soft gen? John? Yeah

Do you think that would like it softens the word? Would it make also people less violent? I think gun, one of the part appealing things about it is it's got, it almost sounds like a shot being fired but yeah I would put down your guns Put down your guns everybody yeah and it makes you feel sillier. Yeah have a john lightens the mode Barrow saying you know what would otherwise be quite a tense situation? Yeah, when johns are involved, you know, I think that we had need to push we need to push for you know

It like like we did with the you know the king hit made it a coward Yeah, and now becomes the John violence I think we should soften all g's you think you should double double other john john and just Howard Hunch. Yeah. And now becomes the beach. John violence. John violence. I think we should soften all g's. You think you should double, double, double, double, double, John? Angus.

Little John Jones, yeah. Little John Jones. Yeah, because it makes it even cute that we're going to go up on the, yeah, John Jones. John Jones. Oh, you're a little John Jones mate. Mm-hmm.

You're a gentleman. A gentleman. A lone gentleman. Why are there always a lone, eh? Get some mates. It's really sad. A gentleman. A lone gentleman. Why are there always a lone, eh? Get some mates. It's really sad. Sad as. Really sad.

You're going to be a gentleman. You know, and it's like it's such a big day in your life when you're actually going on a big mess, killing thing like that. You'd think that you'd want to have some people in your life, with you. You, yeah. That's why they go, become lone gentleman.

They were alone first. They were just like dry second. Yeah You missed a lone man. He was a lone man before that. Yeah Three seventy two all the right on bang on bang on. They're so good Bangin' you know Bangan. You know, there's no sledding in Australia that much. I guess once you go to the snow and things like that. Yeah, there's a lot more once you get to the snow.

There's mainly snow based. It is a very snow-ish. Do people see in sled? Is toboggan it? There's a bit of dune sledding a little bit. They should absolutely, the Veggie Mart Corporation should absolutely make like a kind of, as a marketing stunt or something like that, they should make it an indoor Vegemite like snow park.

Well, that would be great for you. Very tall like Vegemite hills. Yeah. You slide down them on, I guess, a big spoon or a slice of bread. Yeah, it's like, I love a sunburned country. And there's actually the Vegemite is kind of the color of what like a sunburned country kind of looks like

when you picture it. One of those internal snow reviews. It's from a melanoma country, it looks like a ninja mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a vealy sun damage. Yeah, very sun damage country. I exercise country.

And you know, and and big cheese kind of bought, you know, veggie mite. And I think it would be great to see them, you know, take some of those, probably what are their like old cheese making towers and things that they have. And maybe see them, take some of those, probably what are their old cheese making towers and things like that they have, and maybe put in a comedy screw or something like that in there, cover it in Veggie Might and let everybody.

Do you think that Veggie Might has enough strength to hold the weight? Because I feel like you're gonna get stuck, it's gonna get sticky. Oh yeah, no, it can't just be, I don't think it can just be a pile of edgy Well, but I think I'm gonna have a lot of veggie mic drownings Well, you're not absolutely you're getting you're drowning in a very viscous. Yeah, I'll be

Interim. I think if you know if it's built if it's spread over a surface like a like it like you know a substrate Okay, you've got a five last mountain or well Yeah, well if you have a fiberglass man, that's all you can't Have you your your your buttering as, the bottom of your toboggan. Yeah, that's right. You butter your toboggan. Okay. Yeah, and now we're talking. Yeah, yeah.

Now this is an iconic Australian experience. There could be something that, like, you know, they built the Eiffel Tower and they thought it was just going to be a temporary thing for the, you know, the world, for the era, whatever. I don't think you can have, like have carbon fiber or whatever you want to use. The cladding has got to be like bite-a-bits. Yeah, great. It's got to be something that you could see

from what you put spread-vegimide on. Yeah, and then at the end of the day, you can eat it. You can take it home and eat it. That's how you disassemble it. You invite the local people around for an afternoon snack. Sure. The Wilkinsons, the jambos. All the surnames.

Yeah. Jack says that Anz would love this. That's great. Anz would love it. But enough things are done for Anz. Yeah, that's right. We kind of, we have... They must have lost their own theme, because we're always discouraging the man of our pantries Hmm

What if we let what if we let him go? Yeah, cuz we actually they're like I'm actually only just found a good source of food right now If you could have the if the ants could just come in and just clean around the nozzles of things like I don't I could be wrong, but when I think about ants I don't think about them carrying germs in any way I probably think of them as one of the cleanest animals. Sure, but they're feet are just so small. There's not that just much. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs.

You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs.

You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. You can't be that mean in germs. just coming in and just cleaning that, like, you know, like those fish that clean the jaws of a shark or something like that. I'm completely okay with that.

It's when they get in, they start dying in there. You know, like the clean apparently releases like a pheromone, like changes the genetics, like the pheno, it changes like the genetic expression of the other ants turns them into workers or whatever. You could bottle that, right? You used to, they sell as a perfume, you, now you're the queen of the other hands turns them to workers or whatever. You could bottle that, right? They sell as a perfume, you... Now you're the queen of the ants. Yeah, great. You do your bit. I am the queen of the ants now. Yeah. You're like, on the downside, all the male ants are trying to fuck you. Yeah. Downside, sure. I mean, if you see that as a downside, yeah.

You see that as a downside. Mean pharomone. But you know, you're saying just this bit of, you know, you're in charge. Over here. Over here, just here. You know what I mean? You're the boss of the ant. Cleaning up the place. And because you want they do in nature.

Absolutely. And you have access to much more capacity to get much more through than any ant. And you'd be the most successful queen of all time. You know what I'd love to do is as a sort of an ant queen, or maybe like a queen, a more of a queen bee I would love to breed a bigger ant Right, no so a bigger bee maybe anyway, and I would love to open up a bunch of

Honey jars right and I want these bigger bees to go into honey jars You but you're a bee. I'm the queen B. I get the queen B. How do you open the jars if you're a B? I'm the... I'm me. Oh, all right. Okay, but you are the queen. Okay, right, sorry. I'm me. I've always been me. Anyway, so I open the jars, right?

And then I... Basically, I try to teach these ants... These B's, you come to the jars and this is what we collect. We don't want to flowers. We collect honey. Yeah, correct. And I want them to make whatever the honey version

of honey is. Honey is double honey. Yeah, so it's like honey squared. You start with a honey base. Yeah, and then you make honey honey. Second generation. Yeah, honey. You know, like a beautiful kind of thick crystalline,

you know, like, yeah, I mean, I'm just talking honey honey, that's my idea. Yeah, I think honey honey. We could do this with any animal though, like, all right, what about this? Yeah. Cows, and we feed them cow. You're like cow?

What till you try cow cow? We call it mad cow. Oh. But like, you know, this is a milk fed cow, I suppose that's a meal really in a way. Yeah. Well, I guess if you put up if you want better butter Feed them with just butter. Mm-hmm. Then you take the milk from that you go the double butter What is cream? Whatever thing you think and you're gonna make yeah, I mean the idea of a a cow This has been raised to adulthood Fed entirely on butter. I mean I idea of a cow, there's been raised to adulthood, fed entirely on butter. I mean, I imagine its butter would be,

like would gleam like solid gold. Oh my God. It would be like, it would be basically edible gold. It would be, you'd be thinking of that top the best body they've ever had before? Mm, that's not melting in your mouth anymore. No, no, it feels like shards of glass. Yes, just glass. It's disgusting.

So seeing flakes just fall off of me, and I'm like, what the fuck? You're literally falling apart. Yeah, you're turning to dust. Like, you know, I mean, you've got a couple of minutes. I used to go to a couple of minutes. If you want. What are you just talking about?

We're talking about feeding a cow butter butter. Yeah Oh, well any butter fed cow Feed them whatever product like we're just expanding upon your honey double honey thing Sure, sure, sure, first I did the the mad cow disease kind of riff. Hmm sure. Yeah, but then once but there you go What about this though? You know how we're all riddled with microplastics now sure Yeah, imagine like a shaman for a cannibal tribe, and he's like, you can only have one white person a month because you don't want too many men.

Yeah, yeah. They're top of it, they're getting, so it's like, you know, us with big fish, mercury poisoning, it builds up. Yeah, yeah, wow. They're like, you're worried about the... They're worried about the micro, they're worried about their health.

Sure you are. Yeah, well, their apex predator is aren't they? They're, so it's bioaccumulation. We've already got so much microplastic. If you're eating guys riddled with microplastic, like it's not good. Yeah. I mean, especially if the white person that you're eating only eats eagles. We also, like, we talk about apex predators, and we're talking earlier about getting to

the top of a hierarchy thing. We could build that apex higher and higher, right? Because at the moment, the eagle or the lion or whatever it is, is the top of the tower. It needs to be predators above them. Yes. Or we need to just rearrange things so that you know that the Eagles are reading the lions and those Eagles are being eaten by

Great White sharks. Yeah, and then you know, we're we're reading the great white sharks. Make us feel better. Yeah, I think that would. Yeah, I think that would. I think so. It's been so long since any of any of these animals ate a vegetable. You want it to be completely removed. We don't eat enough predators. I think we need to eat more. I think we need to eat more. What's the commonly consumed predator, maybe shark? Yeah, I think flake, you know, that's form. Is there anything that there's any other thing?

I mean, the idea of a predator farm, right? Like, you're a farmer, but you only farm predators. Yeah. Is so intense as an idea. Like the nightmare of death that would surround you at all times, even more than a normal farmer. Absolutely. But there's no peaceful days. You know, because you can go to a farm now, you look at on the field. Yeah sure. No, you know, it's the buildup for it. It's coming but no not in this one This one their farms Act To service your farm. Mm-hmm. You know

Yeah, I mean that's in saying the predators all eating each other and stuff like Maybe that's the way to do it. You know, like that rat king myth, people love to talk. I mean, I love to talk about it. And then, you know, you put 20 rats in a pit, wait, you're all tangled up. They're the, they're the, they're the, they're the, they're the, they're the, they're the, they're the different rat king myths.

I'm sorry. So you put a 20 rats in a pit. Eventually, they'll be so hungry, only one of them is for five by eating the others. Yes. Put another 20 rats in. Do this like a couple of times. Okay.

And then you'll have like a fucking the ultimate killer racket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you get that rat, and then you'll just go, has a taste for rat now. Mmm. So all the other rats in your village, now you're rat free. Yeah. I don't know if that's true or not, but I know this way.

And there's also a way to get in. I didn't know this version of the rat king, man. He's the king, because he's getting all the rats. Yeah, sure. So what we do this with just top, that rats, barely a predator, is, it's a pier. And you just put every predator in it. Whatever emerges, do this multiple times.

It's a really good idea. Top predator. And you eat that predator, you're the fucking guy. Or, or it escapes, right? So you've built a super tiger. You just shoot it with a gun. I'm the best. Yeah, yeah, you just shoot it.

The guy with low self-esteem. Yeah, but I think Then you eat that and then you've got to you've only got a taste for predator And then you go out and you chill all the predators no more predators you fixed all your problems eventually You've eaten all the predators you got to kill yourself. Hmm Incredible Angus we have a lot of fun Oh my god it's after midnight Angus thank you so much

It's been great fun Do you want to plug anything or are we just like Did the heat plug anything? We forgot to have asked We did discuss the movie Yeah, okay great I don't have a movie Oh my god, I'm excited about that. Thank you so much

Please welcome my calendarian Hey, man, how are you? Good so so good. Yeah, you're so good Down at that my cover. It's one here. That's great drink. I've actually got one here. Oh, I've grown really good. Yeah, sit down at that mic over there. It's one here. Yeah, that's great. You want a drink? I've actually got one here. I'll do you want a drink? I'm on the store. Sure, I think I could have one. Yeah, thank you.

Thank you so much, though. That's really kind. Midnight. Yeah, it's, we're drinking. We're doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Is this mic good?

Is anyone monitoring this? I just, I suspect it there to be people in the room besides you too. No, no. It's 18 hours. We're out. Yeah, it's not been 18 hours. I just what I expected there to be people in the room besides you to Yeah, it's not been 18 hours Okay, let's go Sorry

I'm trying to match the color of the color. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I always I feel like I was doing Yeah, where the beige where the beige boys. Yeah, when his bag is like could Well, I mean that's a great defense mechanism so that you know Yeah, where the beige, where the beige boys. Yeah, when his bagels I could. Well, I mean, that's a great defense mechanism so that, you know, I guess predators don't get you if you can blend into your environment like that. Yeah, if your environment is a freedom furniture store. You never know where an attack will break out. Exactly.

Just can't be sure. And if that's your natural habitat. Yeah. Yeah. It's my natural habitat. I mean, if you want to just remain safe at all times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can do that. Now, Alster, when we were writing for that sketch show recently, or not so recently now, but when we were writing for that sketch show, we had one sketch, which was like a cop show where the body, right, that they put under a blanket when they find it, was in it, where it had been discovered in like a bedbath and beyond or something like that, where there were all these white throw rugs all over all the catches anyway, and they were finding it hard to find which one had the body under it.

And you had to go around and look under all. They're all like the cushions or whatever. It's under one of these ones somewhere. I had an idea recently, which was like a variation on the body sheet. Now, I don't want to give them any spoilers. I don't remember what the idea is anymore. Well, that's a great way to not have any spoilers. But it was a

variation on that like looking under the the body sheet. I mean it would be a terrible thing to try to find where the outline of somebody had been you know to go you know study a crime scene where the body had been the chalk outline the chalk outline if it was also done on an outside Keith Haring you know, study a crime scene where the body had been. The chalk outline. The chalk outline. If it was also done on an outside, Keith Haring, you know, artwork that was all on the ground and he already had all his body outlines like that. The perfect crop. The perfect crops. It's become heritage.

You can't touch it. You're not allowed to touch it. You can't. Except I guess the cop still drew there. Unless you're a developer. If you're a developer. If you're a developer, you can touch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about this? It's a it's one of those Spencer Tune is it Spencer Tune? You see the one who takes the photos of everybody nude lying outside on the ground, right? Sure. Everybody gets up at the end except for one person who's been stabbed to death. Wow. Yeah. Is this a schedule or is this just a Happiness at the beginning of a crime procedural. Yeah, I mean, it's a procedural crime. I have no idea. I don't know anymore. Yeah, but it's kind of too late.

We've been going for 18 hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like, we can't even question what a sketch is. You're on the home stretch. Yeah, I mean. What's the count? 378. So we're only 22 away, but you know, we've had some periods where 20 have taken a really long time. Okay. Yeah Well, let's go. Yeah, yes, you can go no longer wait

Which is As soon as Andy lays back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, so so what was I saying? The Spencer Tunic thing, the bodies under the sheet, I mean, I guess if there was a dead body, that would be the only one that would be covered in a sheet, right? They come out and they cover one of them. Everybody's lying down there dead. The police are like, no, I had nobody move.

The police come out, they cover up one body. Everybody else is still lying. They're dead, I suppose. Not dead, else is still lying there data suppose Not dead they're just lying there surely there's different quality dead body sheets Yeah, you were like in the same way that there's a whole like there's a whole market Correct exactly exactly we've had so many bed. What is that companies popping up and it runs like about linen now This one's bamboo exactly like what's more breathable. And like surely there is going to be like the salesperson who goes morgue to morgue. Yeah, I'm really good.

Who sells like, just the thread. Just the thread. Yeah. Yeah, that's a sketch idea. Right, that's the sketch idea. I mean, you could also have the scene in which the police are like lifting up the sheet to look at the body and they're like

this is beautiful yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what is the third count on that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Nightmare is my voice is actually gone to any pics that he goes Wow, this is beautiful. Wow And the body is just preserved incredibly because yeah wearing one of the satin hand-ets as well It's just like hmm Everything about it is just probably better looking this is the movie the copious. Yeah, yeah This course has got better sheets than my... ...a parent at home. Yeah, yeah. Exactly, just like that.

Yeah. I wish I could... I wonder this guy's... ...rested in such peace. God, anyone, anyone of us could. Hmm. Man, hey. Can you move him?

I'm gonna lay down if it's... Just give me 20 minutes, you you know tell you what my kids have waking me up every now, you know all at all hours Just give me hey, I'll just tuck you in right next. Yeah, you don't just move at all I'm snugging the body still warm me geez. What am I doing waste this body? What somebody under a sheet that's not constantly poking you with their toes. Like capsule, it's like capsule hotels. Yeah. But it's renting out space under the sheet next to a recently deceased body. Yeah, I mean, I was thinking it would be an empty tray.

It's in the morgue. Right, okay. But yeah, I mean, if things are hard up, then I guess you could share with a bossy area. But are you, I'm at the crime scene, I'm picturing him just trying to get under the sheet Yeah, okay, are you're back at the photo shoot? Yeah, I'm yeah, he's been you know your cops been working like a Triple shift Tired at the end our man triple shift. Yeah, triple shift. That's on man. That's that 24 hours. Hmm. God that's a big That's a big day like three spins around. Yeah, that's a big day. That's a big day.

It's like three spins around. Yeah, that's a day. Yeah, like 400 sketch ideas. Yeah. Triple shift. You've seen these, um, heads on the internet, Rachel. You better have. Oh boy.

Yeah, you better see. These are the ones where it's like the signs of dementia. Uh huh. The signs of early onset dementia. I remember seeing those ones. And the picture is like this fucked up pencil drawing of a. Uh-huh. The signs of early onset dementia. Don't remember seeing those ones. And the picture is like this fucked up pencil drawing of a messed up old man.

Why are they like, it's not really really like unsettling, horrible drawing. And that's a sign of dementia. Well, I think they're just getting your attention with this messed up drawing. Oh, your attention. And they absolutely have. They've got a couple of them.

They rotate some of these drawings between the different ads. I see them all over the place and and I just like oh I took a screen grab of it. Do you think while you're looking for that? Yeah Do you think you could be like let's say you were you're just visiting like you know You're checking out the body in the morgue and you got the you got the person You know the doing the autopsy and it's like using a little drill or something like that.

Like this, I don't know what he's, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, with that. And you go, hey man, my nose is always blocked. Do you think you could just use that in my cabinet? Just, I'm fucking dying in here. My mouth is dry every night. I can't do, I can't breathe. Just, you just give me, I lay down.

You just give me a quick, like that in the nose, like that, just do each one. I feel a little jujube. Yeah, yeah. Like that, something's clogging up the whole thing. It's making sense, just, get it, get it. Like can you look in there, just see if there's something in there? Sounds just like the cop.

Yeah, I mean, it's the same guy. His life is not good. He's not only easy-key. But I mean, do you think that would work His life is not good. He's not only as a key. But I mean, do you think that would work? Do you think you could just get a little... What the heck? Just... I feel like it'd be so easy to go too far.

Yo, yeah. This guy. Oh, that is really fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. In this guy? Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, wow.

That looks like one of those, like, racist maims. It looks like a right, like one of those racist memes. It looks like a racist meme that people write figures use for. Yeah. It says, four early signs of dementia. How your body warns you that dementia is forming. Wow.

For signs. Yeah. Dementia is forming. And why would your body warn you that dementia is forming? Like what's your body giving you this little heads up? You can do nothing about it. It's not really... Warnings a strong word.

It's just letting you know it's happened. Yeah. There's nothing really you can do about it. Thanks for the heads up. Yeah, yeah, thanks for that. Yeah. Oh, man, thanks. I can, I can have a bunch of nappies now.

Oh, there it is. Yeah. Well, there we go. You know what you do if your body starts warning you're going to get dementia. You just warn it right back. Better not get in the car, damn. Cementia, like this. And you know what you do, you go in there,

you go walk past a brick wall and you go, like that, you go, like that. Like that, you go, hey, you like that? Well there's more of that if you give me dementia because I'll probably be the starting to hit my head against it. Yeah, okay. In the dementia's one then. Yeah, well, okay.

You've really, yeah, let it. It's already taken hold. You've possibly accelerated it. You've already were getting dementia on my terms. Yeah, well, okay. Yeah, let it get totally taken hold. You've possibly accelerated it Yeah, but it would get in dementia on my terms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Not you on dementia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's early on set dementia Yeah, I'm gonna have to get you're gonna have to get dementia pretty early in the morning to get one up on me I get to make before I get breaking up with me. I've forgotten more about dementia than you'll ever know. Yeah. I'm gonna just write these things down. Yeah sure.

I think there's words individually. If you want to make it the sketch, the sketch is that people can opt to get diseases earlier and And that lowers their insurance premium. Yeah, great. Maybe? Yeah. Some way where you, you know, it's the whole like, well, no, I'm gonna make sure I get it earlier. And I'm gonna become a massive train on the health.

Yes, yes. To reduce my insurance premium. And to get more balance. Somehow. Because people haven't used their health insurance for anything. And so it's just a new movement that people are doing. I think it's an advantage.

I think it's an advantage. I think it's an advantage using it. I worry that opting to get dementia might undermine some of your claim. Like that's almost like insurance fraud situation. Like burning, you know, putting arson on your house. Can't commit health insurance fraud by getting a condition earlier.

I don't think there's any more. You have no say in getting. Yeah, but you're saying you're opting to get it. So it sounds like you do. I know you have a say in your app. You're not telling. I'm saying you're more open to getting it. Yeah.

Okay, I'm not saying I'm choosing yet. I'm saying I'm just open to it. I'm saying that. I'm open to what the universe. You're more aware of the signs. And so therefore, you've been... Your body has given you one of the four signs you've been informed. I can't be right. We can't be on skits 381. That's not right. Incredible.

Holy fucking shit. Yeah, yeah. What is it like we're still far or we're... No, I mean we're doing so well. Incredible holy fucking shit. Yeah What isn't like we're still far or we're no, I mean, we're doing so well. Yeah, yeah So he won't just happy I mean should we slow this down? No, no We just got to get this done. Yeah, we could still be here for another hour and a half and we still want to read the fucking sketch idea. Oh my God, we gotta read the sketch ideas. You know, unless you wanna skip that the animals would die in the hot car. But you just get a desert animal.

Yeah. It's used to be like a salamander. Yeah, like one of those lizards that does this. You know, like this. It's used to it. Really nice, right? One of those foxes with the big ears. Yeah.

I mean, they probably still use those big ears to cool down. They probably can't. Is it fox? They call it like a sims desert Fox or something like that. They got a man's name Russell Hey, if you get one of those crustaceans that hangs out Near those big like underwater You know, I bet you could have one of those living under the bonnet. Yeah, yeah in a little like a little Just a little water little little loud. You can have it in the radio

A little, just a little water, little little loud. You can have it in the radiator. You can have it inside the radiator water. You check on it every time you open it up. How you going in there? A little further than the... We're thriving, thank you. Yeah, you can say that. Close the thing, you say, oh, they always say that.

You forget little guys. Yeah. We just need to be more open to inviting animals in. I've never been happier than when I've had these bloody mantis shrimp. Oh. Volcanic shrimp that normally near volcanoes, underwater, in my radiator. Yeah. I look at them every day and I obviously don't see much when you're looking at a little

hole there. Oh my God. But I get my torch on my phone and I'm like, oh, it's like the low record. I can see them swim past the hole. Darn it. I know that. Yeah, I know that.

And I'm yelling. Yeah. I'm saying, you're doing great. I love you. Like that. Anyways, I've never brought people all joy that anything, you know, since my wife left. So people call dogs, obviously, fur babies. What would you call your like

Superheated radiator babies? Yeah, like like you know Prawn shell, you know like a super heated radiator prawn shell You know, Tom was what was he saying? No, no, it's good. This is great Sketch idea from possibly hours ago Yeah, yeah, and I'm. This is great. It's been just picked up to sketch idea from possibly hours ago. Yeah, yeah. And I'm just sort of here. I'm witnessing.

I mean, yeah, I mean, there wasn't much there before. No, it's really just rotting of your brain. Yeah, it wasn't much there before. There's not much there. Yeah, but it's just a guy. He's just like, I love all that. All they come with me everywhere, or go. I'll just deliver the mail now.

Well, he's not really the mail. But, you know, some of the older people they send out letters to each other and they don't know that they don't have money for stamps anymore and since I'm on the pitch now I can help them out and not just drive it. Wait, this is a person who has a pet and echo. Yeah. You're great, you're great. Yeah, I was like, oh, I was going to go.

I thought you were going to go to Mrs. Robinson's now. I can't tell them what they're not. I put those for good again. They like to oh, we're going to go to Mrs. Robinson's now. I can't tell them what they're going to put the food again. They like to know where we're going. I'll show them the letter. No stamp, because it's not through the official boss. All right. Anyway. He's mentioned that a couple of times.

I think that might be one of the four early sides. I'm not a mention. They could be great. This morning is mine back. Don't you give me the measure. We get is mine back. How true, give me dementia. We get to the end of this podcast and I look up that, look at that fucked up drawing of that early onset dementia guy and it's an exact drawing

of what I look like. You've also only got one sketch idea. Yeah, also the thing. Oh no. The thing about that set. 400 times. And every time, you've just been like, I think a carpets a good idea

Yeah, it's just you could beat it could be true. That might be what's happened Business can be called carpet call Carpet call call carpet mania One three one carpet call. Yeah something like that about a it was carpet call and there was also Solomon's carpets So we had a mustard head, just guess your idea. Someone's like, ah, yeah, just mustard head times four hundred. That should have been. It was just like, like friends, you know, mustard head,

wiping their hot dogs on his head. It's great. Yeah, I mean, it's obviously the perfect sketch. You already done it. Why did we continue? For now, the formula, I just do that four hundred times. Then what about little shrimp in the card? Oh, you know.

And as I guess, as the maybe the dementia takes hold, the shrimp do start popping their heads out and talking back, you know. Yeah, what about this? Did you have carpet caught over here? Yes. Or carpet king? Did you have carpet? Caught and caught.

Yeah, caught. So I think like a, maybe a game of thrones or Macbeth style show sit within the carpet court. With people competing, that's already done. I'm competing to take the carpet throne, the shag-pile throne of the carpet court. That's all they kind of like incest and stuff like that. There's a lot of incest.

It's all on here. This is very, yeah. Yeah, a little incest in there. Yeah. And I'm not talking second cousin. I think it's all on here. A lot of kids. A lot of kids.

A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. pretty graphic you have like end of end of every episode a carpet gets entirely

unraveled oh yeah just so I just just becomes just nothing whole carpet gets it's really it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot to watch one of your favorite carpets yeah they unroll it and there's another there's another sibling in there or something like that oh yeah what else to do in there I thought I was done Sistine for the night. Yeah. No, I insist. All right, I insist.

They bought me on Sistine then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you've seen those videos of, you know the whole genre of people like power washing, like using a pressure hose. And they just go to town on, like when they cleaned really dirty carpets? I haven't seen this.

Oh, they're amazing. The ones where it's like, it's just black. Yeah. And then you think that they've definitely dirtyed up more than it ever was. Unpurperp it. Impulsively. And then they clean it to a place

where it's suddenly a vibrant, beautiful, papestry. Yeah. Check out this carpet. I've seen some of carpet cleaning fraud is a business. Oh yeah. That's clear that they're like they're just like burying these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Carpet cleaning fraud. I mean like getting done for carpet cleaning fraud. Yeah. You know, one of the you know one of the things that actually they don't you know my carpet wasn't that dirty.

It's like well, it was a big job. It's like, you've covered it in volcanic ash. Yeah, and then they find out, actually, this is... You get to prison, have to get in court for... If you go... If you get to prison, you let everyone know that you did carpet cleaning fraud. That's actually... Turned out that...

That's the last thing that's like the one... There's a... We just discovered a new thing that we hate more than all the other things that we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your bottom of the pack. Yeah. If you've done carpet cleaning fraud, any cleaning fraud, cleaning fraud, any types of cleaning

fraud, cleaning fraud. And the thing is that you're still doing all the cleaning. You're just making things actually dirtier so that you can make it look nicer in your videos wet, you know, like, they want to clean more. Exactly. But would it be considered like what's the actual crime? Is it have it is it cleaning fraud is that the crime or is it like is it all sad for teasing and clean? What is the crime right? Is it obtaining money by deception? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no They're just, they're making the videos and they're making the carpets dirtier than they were when they got brought in.

It's not just carpets, it's homes. Yeah, it's homes. And they're like, hey, check out I'm gonna clean this, like Andy's place is a fucking mess. And then you see the video later, you're like, my place was never that messy. Not that bad. Wasn't that bad.

Yeah. In the video, it just, it looks really hard. It looks like it should be condemned like vile. Yeah, yeah But then they get it back to what it basically was before you hired them Even right they got to get it back to better. I think barely barely They're cleaning they're gonna be still be cleaning the place. They still that's the fraud. That's the fraud Andy No, but I think the I think you're talking about I'm a business where it improves it This is fraud, but I think the fraud is committed against the people who watched the videos

Who see how bad the place was and like get this feeling of satisfaction like wow look at them really cleaning that place But but nothing gets that dirty in a house. Yeah, but it's this kind of like but but still I think it's like Everybody's dolphins by deception. Yeah, but also it's like even though they clean your rug, right? And they could get it probably you know better than it was They still also made it dirty here than it was which I think balances out to they did nothing Yeah, yeah, and so then you know, I word I pay for yeah in the future by the way the way things are going You know what they've stated things these days

Yeah, the idea of obtaining a endorphins by deception will be a concept It will be a crime. They will be considered a crime like when you retweet Somebody's thing that was obviously a joke and then you're like this guy Fucking insane fucking insane. Yeah. Look at this guy. Imagine tweeting this, like posting your L's, something like that. Yeah, like that.

And then everybody starts retweeting the... Yeah, look at this guy. And all of those endorphins that you got from those retweets, they're all fraud. And you go to jail. If there's one thing, people hate more than fraud endorphins. And people hate more than carpet cleaning frauds in prison. In the future, they can actually take the endorphins away. They try and get them back again.

Yeah, they start to get them out of your body. You get them illegally. You go and endorphins and get them back. And you thought not getting your endorphins was bad. Getting negative endorphins is just a whole other world. You're like in this situation where, like, for the next 10 years of your life you owe all your endorphins to the government.

If you were in native endorphins, do you get more addicted to endorphins? If you're just trying to fill that void. The endorphins you have to go into my turn to other stuff or something like that. But I guess you know it's just like declaring it to you or whatever. It's just endorph it's just a threat. No one's turning the threat to RedCount. It's like it's a serious post. That's what they should call the number of reposts you've got on threat.

That's a great count. And then if you know, you should reach different thresholds. How about a sketch that's just bad people who do like like hmm bad people who do like all these like like seemingly like good will stuns to get views like that's a wait that's just a thing. Yeah, the people do. I like to think of like it's a it's a looking back on it's like a let's say it's a looking back on, it's like a, let's say it's like, you know, 50 years from now, Mr. Beast has died, right? And the edit. He died in one of his own challenges.

Probably in one of his own challenges. And. I'm gonna die. It's a look back. It's a car, you see? That car, the car, the car he's doing. Well, what's the word? Is it, would you spend a hundred days in a room with a stranger?

And if you do it, you get half a million dollars, and you can leave them at any time, but maybe it turns out the stranger's him, and then maybe the person who is in there with him kills him. Maybe the stranger is himself, you know, because he doesn't really know ourselves. Yeah, this is him and I remember. It sounds like fraud, that sounds like fraud.

That's fraud. Yeah, but we look back on his life. And it's like, you know, what's one of those things where you, like, in memoriam, look at all his greatest sketches. And it's him just handing money to people. And there's just nothing there. It's all just like, like, who gives a, why have I been watching this? Ah, yes, somebody handed money, great, like the content. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you, you're the greatest creator of your generation.

So good, it gives money to the poor. Yeah, ah, yes, ah, you asked somebody in a shop who probably has no money, would you, would you give me ten bucks for what's in this suitcase? You go, I don't have ten bucks. I'm shopping at Walmart, you know? And he goes, okay. And then somebody all you would use, give me 10 bucks, I say, well, yeah, I'm a degenerate gambler.

I'll give you 10 bucks for what's in that. He go, 100 grand. But then he go, well. Yeah. He's funny. Anyway. Yeah, I mean, like, and his face doesn't look good either one of the greatest givers of money We've ever yeah, I think because this is on YouTube isn't it so you have to legally say that yeah credible craver

I love I love his turf love creator economy But thank you so much actually convicted for in-dorf and orphan evasion Yeah, that's yeah, there you go There you go. He shouldn't he doesn't do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that.

He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. He doesn't know how to do that. by the government. But then also there'll be an endorphin trading scheme where the rich will be able to buy using I don't know what because I've stand in dolphins of the money. So I don't know what they're using to pay for this. How do you start piling dorsal?

They're able to buy your endorphins. Just in barrels. It's like oil barrels. The government keeps them in a stock pile for all the soldiers to keep morale high. There's going to be an internal war. And they just need to, like, you know, it's not really enough to just give them. Good news, the government will be putting twice as much endorphins into the water supply this week. And it was like, yay!

I feel good to see you get about it. Like, wow, yay! I don't have the endorphins yet. Sure. Like that. All right, stock government taking endorphins. Wait, is dopamine an endorphin? What's the difference? That's a great question.

What's the thing? Because I thought the thing from social media is dopamine. Yeah, it could be. No, man. I'm just using it as a thing for, you know, to mean any good. If there was a way you could get the dopamine clinically, would you just not need social media anymore? I think that's probably drugs. I think that's probably what some drugs do. It's just dopamine in your brain. Yeah. And it's like a drug that you could take so that you never felt the urge to

post. Well, I feel that I've heard that ozampic, right? The weight loss. What can it do? It really is the miracle drug. Some addictive behaviors, they think. And it interrupts something to do with that reward pleasure cycle of like that short term. But you see a lot of people posting about a samvik. Yeah, so I don't know, like, you say, yeah, yeah. But I mean, that would be, I would absolutely, if it would stop me, yeah, I couldn't social mean. And it's a bonus if you, you know, lose your weight. Yeah. It would represent or lose little. Yeah, I mean, it really does see like, possibly what it does is it removes all joy from you.

Yeah, it takes a lot of time. Like, it's not so much the, nice, like there's something reward. It's like it removes all reward. Yeah. Like, yes. Well, let's just sit and feel nothing. I mean, I suppose supposed to still feel bad.

You may be afraid. Wait for dementia to creep in. Yeah, there you go. You know what, actually that image that you showed me that terrible drawing? It's probably the most creepy thing I've seen in a long time. Yeah, it's really unfortunate. It actually feels like looking at dementia.

Yeah. And I wish they'd never showed it to me. It's like, you made me watch the ring movie. Why am I getting these ads? Why am I getting these ads? Actually, it's... They're seeing something in the pattern and how you watch it. Mm.

Joking, that's not true. I'm just... No, but it's very possible. I mean, I watch a lot of videos of men doing woodworking. Do you, online? They probably have got me profiled as like an elderly guy. Oh, that could be it. Do you ever get those sponsor, we're all dads here.

Did you ever get those sponsors that it's about like... Yeah, it's a sponsor. Yeah, it's a sponsor that adds about like a birth like poster for your baby that was like... It was some like Swedish company and it had like this like outline of a bat of a you know In utero I thought this whole time that it was actually like off your based off your baby or based off a scan It's like no, no, it's just a generic. You know, baby. It's a situation of a baby Yeah, right and then it would kind of just have info about the date. It was born. Mm-hmm

You could you know also like a day a lot of money for, like a vaguely customized all my target advertising is very much about the other end. I do have dementia and our pregnant best. Then I've got the poster for you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's a horrible old man in a movie. Maybe.

And you can see and we put put your baby's face on him. And the dementia is forming in his belly. Brrrr! I am genuinely starting to feel a little bit crazy. It's good, Alistair. That's good. Yeah, yeah. All right. Oh, look at the next one. Cannot caramel. Yeah? Really? That's good. Yeah, yeah. All right. Oh, next one. Cannot caramel.

Really? What about this? Yeah, good. You know, like sometimes, you know, fathers would sometimes, you know, take off their belt and hit their kids over the thing. What if your dad... I love that you're just... Recall, it's just laughing about...

You're not a fun thing. You know, but like... We were talking about it earlier. Yeah, but you know, like, you know, take out your guy. Come over here. But what if your dad was an a belt guy? Yeah. He was a suspender's man.

Oh, I know. He's like, come over here and he takes off his rainbows suspenders. And there's actually not a lot of flopping them because they're just kind of elastic. Yeah. Like, look at those buckles. They got little buckles and stuff.

Yeah, that'd be- With the buckles. Why not? He's just- He's not. Yeah. But the suspenders have little claw. They've got teeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are buckles. Why not? He's just like, I know it. There's a guy. Yeah. But the suspense had little clasps. They've got teeth. Yeah, yeah. Are there any other options?

Right? Are there any other ways of holding up the pan? You're getting spanked. It's doing nothing to you. When you're like, now, I'm gonna have to fake it. Oh, no. You're going to be like, Ow, ow, ow, oh, daddy, ow. Like, daddy's like, so next time, don't hit your brother. Okay, thanks a lot.

Next, put him on his wedding. He's just back on. I think for me, the idea is... It just sounds like another thing. It's like, you can't even fake it. Rod to me. That's Rod. That's Rod. That's Rod.

That is Rod. Well, that wasn't really hurting. But like, you know, because it's more common than the idea that people fake pleasure so that somebody else doesn't like it. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. The idea that you would fake pain to like, because your dad's like,

you're like, your dad doesn't even realize he's so weak. Right? Let's say he's actually spanking his hand. And you realize, your dad doesn't realize he's so weak, he can't hurt you. You got a really thick butt. You got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, you don't mean like a like a bubble butt kind of like. Oh no, I don't mean a bubble butt kind of like. I don't think we're two seas. I mean like- I know I heard two seas. Yeah, okay. Oh yeah, yeah.

Like you said it, you said it now. I think we're an hunk and now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You meant what like just like like layers, like of the Earth's core. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You meant what, like, just like, like layers. Like, of the Earth's core. Like, I mean, yeah. But you, I mean, you don't wear belts. You're famously, you're a belt, you're a belt, man.

I'm a belt, baby. I'm a belt, and I'm back, and I'm loving it. Finally alive. It's midnight 30. No, I heard it. Midnight 30. Why the, why the change to belts is it cuz you're a dad somewhere in a suit Zero is this zero duck 30 is this what zero duck 30?

The other third it's about yeah, yeah, midnight 30 That's where they were gonna call it a night. I'm gonna call it midnight 30 I thought well how people gonna think sometimes you hear midnight and you think midday who we're gonna think, sometimes you hear midnight and you think midday. Mm. Good. Good night, friends. Does your stop listening?

Yeah, I think the end is the mid. Oh, I think it's- Yeah, you know, you stop listening. Did you tune back in for the 30? Yeah, you're back in. Oh, you just hit mid 30. Yeah, you go mid 30. You go mid 30s.

Mid 30s, what is this like a thing about like some friends living in a share house. There's the struggling to transition to adulthood. They don't know what haven't settled down yet. Yeah, mid 30. Yeah, yeah. And then your weak dad is spanking you. And you don't feel it,

but you don't want to make him feel bad. And he's lost all the muscle and his arm is broken. Yeah, make your dad feel like his arm is really strong. Ow, daddy. Ow. Oh, no, no, no, no, like that. And then you go and you're like, And make your dad feel like his arm is really strong Ow daddy Ow Oh, no, no, no, no, like that And then you go and he's like, that's right, I just don't want you to You know, learning, he's actually being pretty sweet about it

But he's just, he grew up in clump of punishment like that Yeah And then he's like, oh, and he just, I guess it's really pathetic He's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's open, that's me. It must be. And even when you're getting spanked, you're like, my dad is so pathetic. Oh. And on, that's what's happening. This is humiliating. Yes.

I hear him. I've lost all respect. Yeah, and so, kid, has to fake it. Sure. Yeah. There's like night classes for dads who wish they were better at corporate punishment. Oh, like a spankin'. It's like an illegal, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a fight club, but it's just like. It's the dads and they spank each other. Yeah, yeah. They try to learn how to be good. They're like, oh no, I never do this to my children. Illegal, like late night. I'm starting to wonder if another kid is really what we need.

You know, and then you film a brotherhood with these fathers, you know, you're like, I mean, I learn how to spank with these guys. You know, there's no closer bond like that when you've felt a man's butt. You've been in a circle spank. So you're living so bad I'm spanking the ass of the dad in front of you And they're all doing it in time Yeah, man that experience is so fulfilling they don't need that at home He's really a win-win he's he sneaks out at night. Yeah, great But then do we discover that he's just been spanking himself in a talented type scenario?

No, I don't know I I like I like that he's just been hanginganking himself in a tyledon type scenario. No. Oh, I don't know. I like that he's just been hanging out with other dads. I think it's better for you. I think it's better for you. Sure, it is better for you to make some friends. Yeah, okay, that's nice. I'm happy for him. Give him something.

This is where dad's practice. This is our second big dad spanking sketch of the day. I mean, I think that we're actually only starting to get to good sketches now. No, I mean, we're really heating up now. Here we go. Let's see. One, two, three. Okay, we're on 389. No. Incredible. All right.

What's another dead sp and sketch, you know Such a great minor material All right, what about this instead of having a wristband that says do not resuscitate Yeah, oh I was thinking about this yeah who has Because I was thinking about this, the guy who has, because I was thinking about getting do resuscitate. Oh, I feel like good. Right, and that guy's like, yeah,

but you say the problem with getting do resuscitate is that somebody can write in not in between the two words like that, so you gotta find something where they can't adapt it. So you could have resuscitate again, same problem. Right. So then you got to find something. How do I can think you get one that must? Yeah. Like you do must not must. Resuscitate, yeah, must not. Definitely resuscitate. Definitely don't.

No, resuscitate. Goddamn. Nothing you could do. There are always one step ahead with their pens and their incredibly neat handwriting. That's right. These, like, they're not murderers. Yeah. But they're like, they're... Is it, would it be considered murder? Yeah.

Like, somebody's dead. Right? The ambulance is on their way. Yeah. You're the guy who sneaks in and writes, not on their, not read their do resuscitate t-shirt. Yeah. So it's a t-shirt I'm getting a tattoo on my shirt. Oh you're getting a tattoo. Yeah I'm hoping if I have a heart attack they

pull up my shirt and look at my chest. Yeah. I think that's something. Yeah touch my chest. Like a couple of dads would at an illegal corporate punishment class. Mm-hmm. Forget it. Ignore that. Anyway, I'm just, I was just gonna suggest a doughnut shop called doughnut resuscitate. Yep, okay.

And it's for people with nut allergies. Yeah, that as well. I guess it was just like, you know, they've got, they've got coffee, they've got, they go in a thing, they go in a they've got, they've got coffee, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got coffee, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've got, they've

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Donuts and potatoes. They're russet potatoes. Russet potatoes. Donut, russet potatoes. So now, are they just russet potatoes that have been shaped into a circle with a whole? No, it's a separate thing you get. You get fries. You get donuts and, yeah, yeah, and russet potatoes. Yeah, right. Russet potatoes.

Now, let's see. That's patates. Patates. Patates. Oh, yeah, because it would patate. Mm. It's in French, because that's much, you know, you're not Russ at Patat. Yeah, you know, I saw stuff. It's a donut shop and French potato. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And everyone there is a licensed CPR. Sure. That's great as well. That's a benefit because they like that. There's been some there's been some

Understandings people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, do you think if you would it's the next it's like where do you go next from Like Instagram like social media food trends right because before it was enough to have Just like a multicolored donut like there was the rainbow bagel and everyone lost their mind Mm-hmm, and then now like because it's you know, it's all video focused Yeah, it's like you got to have like the thing you cut open and they oozes out, you gotta have the trouble with your movements. It's like what if you know someone you know

is choking to death. I'm not allergy from there, don't know it and then they get resuscitated. I suppose you could get. You said you watch a video and life is saved. You know what I would get? That would do serious numbers. You every time you watch a video a life is saved. I mean how I mean? That would do serious numbers.

Every time you watch a video, a life is saved. I mean, how would you save in a life every single time? This is my... No, I'm saying every video that's published is someone's life being saved. So everyone's watching that. This is my concept. They're getting a lot of dopamine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm unwanted. I'm really good. Would Mr. Beast do this? You want to be killed and then resuscitated on camera. Mr. Beast 100, that's a good one. Mr. Beast would offer money first. Yeah.

Do you want to be resuscitated? Do you want to come in and they'd be choking? And he'd say, hey, do you want to be resuscitated for $10? Yeah, yeah, and they'd be like, and he'd be like, I need an answer. They would go to somebody else. They'd go to someone else's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You are resuscitated. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And it's like, I'm we'll go to somebody else. Yeah, go to someone else. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. You are re-assisted. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And it's like, I'm not getting anything from these guys. Yeah. Yeah. But this is my pitch for it. Wait, how is he saying you, wait, are they choking? Yeah, yeah.

And then he said, do you want to get resisted or $10,000? Yeah. And then? $10, just for $10. Oh, or double it and pass it on to the next guy Yeah, they're like double it and pass it on Yeah, and then they get they get two nuts down here. Yeah

All right, this is my pitch for the most expensive meal of all time, right? This is what it is is I make a meal using only I only source a particular type of ingredient I only source ingredients that have been Coffed out across the room by somebody who was choking and had the Heimlich maneuver Formed on them. Yeah, yeah, so that's great. So they're like they're almost like miracle miracle foods. Yeah Exactly like these are that this is the food of life. Yeah, yeah, so that's great. So they're like they're almost like miracle miracle foods. Yeah, exactly Like these are the this is the food of life. Yeah, right? What if or it's all of the food that different people trucked on?

Yes, I mean, that's what it is You know because they're like the like ends of hot dogs Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I mean, it's got you know it's connected to life. It's got it really ended someone's yes But it didn't didn't went flying across the room and that Yeah, how about this it's not only is the food You know a miracle of life and that they didn't choke, but it's fed to you by the hands that pushed it out of the Yeah, they die from like that and so then and that person puts it in your mouth. Is that what if a sketch is just

someone who's just tied of the primacy of Heimlich? Yeah, it's great and innumerable. This person is just like I've got a new method. Yeah, I'm tied up because Heimlich has very good brand name recognition. In terms of if you talk to like a marketing bro about brand, probably ran power like this. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's just but also in terms of a If you talk to like a marketing broker about brand, probably we're in power like. Like, like,

exactly. Exactly. Exactly. It's just, but also in terms of a, break turn in terms of a choking thing, anything you're out there, you've got, you've got Apple, you've got Android, you've got any option, you've got multiple options. When you think of choking maneuvers, maybe another one besides home like, it's all home like, it's, it's possibly illegal.

The monopoly. Oh yeah, monopoly. Oh wow. The home link of monopoly. Yeah. So then you got to get like the A-Triple C. And it's just like someone doing their like touring road show, they're trying to drum up support.

And so yeah. You're able to get their name recognition for their new maneuver. The FC still breaks up home. New. Yeah, it breaks up. Okay. It's now home. It's now, up. Okay, it's now Hime. Well, that was now it's Hime Lake.

And it's the Vodafone Arena. I knew that. Yeah, like, like, hand and thumb, you know, a diaphragm maneuver. You know. So maybe, maybe the maneuver is broken up into two components like when they break up the Yeah power supply company into the yeah, yeah, yeah, the infrastructure and then the power generation the retail or whatever Yeah, there's one version. That's just the one part of it is just giving someone a hug from behind. Yeah That's still called home like

That's the home Yeah, and then the vote of honorina That's the Heimler bit. Yeah, and then the Vodafone Arena. The Squeezy. The Daya friends. Yeah, yeah. Squeezy, yeah. Squeezy, sponsored by Boost Juice.

Yeah. Planted by Boost Juice. No problem. Yeah. Yeah. Break up big Heimler, I say. Yeah. It's a really good idea.

Thanks. Yeah. I mean, there good idea. Thanks. Yeah. I mean, there should be more maneuvers. I can't believe that I can't think of any other things that are called a maneuver. By the way, somebody posted always resuscitate. What about this? Don't resuscitate. Always resuscitate.

That's not working though. Well, these don't resuscitate. Yeah, don't always resuscitate. Yeah. Always leave unresuscitated. Yeah. Don't what about this, don't not resuscitate. Yeah. They can't, we're going to have to.

Just can't not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be too crazy. But also, I mean, this is your problem that you're going to have when you, you know, you, when your relationship with, with death, yeah, no way, you want to do resuscitate. Do resuscitate.

But when you decide that you do want to die, it'll be like when you, somebody breaks up with somebody and they've got to go and get their, the tattoo that has their beloved's name turned into like a list of McDonald's ingredients or something like that. McDonald's. We've mentioned McDonald's so many times today. We could get they haven't returned your call They don't seem to but you know if they could just it's like one of those monopoly One thing I need one part of the cruise. Yeah, the one that allows me to get I lost it was so close. I know I know we got wait one two three four five so we're on 91

Oh, it's just 93 oh no Sorry sorry we're on 91 I apologize, but what you know work Hey, don't do this don't do this you know you can't do it. I'm fine. I know I know I just resting my eyes I know you don't do that. That's the big mistakes Oh, no rest your eyes no rest of brought some ideas to help bring you guys home But I know we're okay. We're okay. We're doing good. Okay. Um, wait. We might be done before one a.m Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, more of a 69 position. Yeah, I guess. Paul. The 69 from Manuva. The 69 from Manuva. The 69 from Manuva is for, you know, unclogging constipation.

Yeah, this person has a catastrophic bowel obstruction. Yeah. They're trying to shit, I guess, also at the dinner table. You know, there is a restaurant. It needs to be taking place. Lick Manuva. I was at the Los Angeles Pro. Yeah, it's good.

But like you, I'm why, yeah. A lot of confusion. They're still, no, they're not clothed. That's right, because they're probably trying to do a shit. Yeah, wow. It's a real minefield. Yeah. Timefield.

I'm, uh, was it constipation? Yeah, but it's got to be more than that. It's got to be a blockage. It's got to be like urgent for you to get this out. It's got to be more than that. It's got to be a blockage. It's got to be like urgent for you to get this out Gotta be like, but then it like you know, then rich guys. Maybe if they have now, I just want a shit now You know, and this is always they're always getting a priority. When is it urgent? Yeah, I mean well You got you got you got space flight coming up here. What yeah in, yeah, in 15 you get home like ends. I mean 69 late Yeah, how do you work at the priority for that? Yeah

How do you triage the Yeah, Peter Thomas Wow, oh my goodness. I forgot Do you want to come in come on in in. You want to be a love of you. Yes, we have another amazing guest. You've come at the right time. Excellent. I'm talking about what number you up to. Oh, no, actually.

Yeah. I went to bed at like, you know, the 11. And I'm just, I'm ready to go. Did you really? Yeah. No, okay. Oh, that'd be amazing. I'm doing that.

Do you need that? How are you doing? Does that work for me? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be amazing. Do you need that? How are you doing? Does that work for me? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think the couch has been moving back. Yeah, yeah. The couch has slid back a bit.

Yeah. That might be too far away as well. The look was sort of whole the down close. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's like, I'm sorry I've got to go to the bathroom. That's okay. All right. You've heard of like, you know, you've heard of 69ing.

You've got to have a bit of craft singles. No, I've got to. No, well, okay. It a pair of 69. You've got a few hit of craft singles. Not a hit of, you know, well, okay, this is, it's a sexual maneuver. Okay. But what about the 49ing? Yeah. Is when you lay behind somebody and they're instead of just bent over instead of agony holding

onto their stomach because they're in a lot of, they ate like, I think a four. I'd shrimp or something. I think a four is a chair. Oh. Like an shrimp or something. I think a four is a chair. Oh. Like an empty chair? Yeah. Like the one that looks like Clint Eastwood would talk to.

Yeah, yeah, one of you is a chair. Hey. Yeah, one of you is a chair. Okay, one of you is a chair and you're behind it like this. And you're cradling it. I guess a 49 is basically the move that a cool school teacher would do. It's an update upside down.

It's a 40, that's a 40. But it's an upside down chair. If it's that this kind of. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. So you're kind of holding a chair in a 69 position. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that.

And you're pretty cool. Yeah, you're putting the other teachers to a 49. Yeah, because then also, I think the backwards chair, you're not even sitting on it. you're holding it. Yeah. Okay, let me let me let me school you on some real life. It's so cool your hat is forward again. Like you've turned your hat backwards twice. That's forward, but it's inside out. Yeah. It's not a it's not a nine. It's a six then, isn't it? Wait, what? No, you're the six. I'm the six. You're the nine. Yeah, you're the nine.

It's 94. Yeah, so that's 49. You're behind the chair. Got it. Like this. You're just holding it like this. When you said turn it upside down, I turned the nine upside down.

Yeah, yeah, sorry. I said that, sorry. Naturally. Yeah. That's what you would do. And then this is the coolest way to sit on the chair. And you're standing. Yeah.

And naturally, it is the most the way to do it. 49ing across the school district. Yeah, the government's passing through legislation, reforming the education sector. Yeah, yeah. It's called, yeah. It's called initiative 49. We've been doing studies and we've been finding teachers

dangerously under cool. We have to create new sitting methods to get let the kids respect us again. Yeah. And you'll always have some teachers who are resistant to this, like they're very old school. Sure. In the way that they want to sit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's still talking about sitting? Absolutely. Somebody said just said the 99 is the home like maneuver. Yeah, sure. Right. It is. Yeah, yeah. It's a beautiful thing. This again, it's the it's the monopoly that home like has on the. Yeah, we were saying that the home like maneuver has an

operator, but working relief methods. If you do it upside down, it's a 66. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, if you're both on your head, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do the Heinelec maneuver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If and what is a, what is a 69 like? A 69 like is it?

It's a sexual maneuver. None of you have a number of the six. Well, no, I mean, that we're trying to say that it's another maneuver. If you kind of, I assume someone snakes up on someone else in the bathroom to help them do a shit Well, I mean it's somehow come back to the yeah, 16 unlike maneuver, which is terrible. Yeah We've invented hopefully we could move on from it. Yeah, yeah, we've invented the 69 When do you think we will invent the 70? What do you think it'll involve?

Well one more you miss as we talk about the 49 We just invented the 49 which is the coolest way to sit down for a teacher It's a tea there rather than sitting on the chair. Oh, so you're sitting on the chair Reverse and upside down. That's really good. Yeah, we're not even sitting on it. You're just holding it Yeah, because you can't. Cheers upside down. Yeah, it's a bit of an end holding behind it. Yeah, and your head is backwards twice, so it's...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Backwards twice. Yeah. So cool. Yeah, it is. So cool if you teach you to that move. Yeah. And then if they mention something about Roblox, I don't know.

Yeah, Roblox. And you'd be like, oh, that's the coolest teacher ever. Yeah, I said like... The chalkboard Roblox. And you'd be like, oh, that's the coolest teacher ever. Yeah. They said like, the chalkboard to get your attention as well. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no sick of scratch the whiteboard. Oh yeah no but no he just does it with his nails and it's just a beautiful gliding sound. Okay we'll do your idea. No, that's fine. No, no, no, you corrected me and I assume you had your good reasons. Well, I think

it's like a, I feel like a kind of like a hustle school for like primary school kids like teaching them how to grind, how to become motivational speakers. Yes. I think if enough people... Like grind, or like, so it's like the Andrew Tade kind of Academy. Well, I wouldn't say Andrew Tade because I would say more of a, let's go, let's problematic slightly, and let's go more of a Gary V, like a Gary, you know,

like teens love Gary V about this. What about Andrew Patek's? He, oh know, like teens love Gary V. What about the Andrew Pate? He, uh, I like that. And so, but it's like, you can start younger. Like, you can start your game. Gary. Gary Vanachuck is like, you look him up, and he's like, all about hustle grind. You, the only reason you're not successful is because

you haven't worked hard enough. You got to move the catch forward. We'll move the catch. Let's move the catch. Incredible. There we go. And I can mind you delineate a little bit. I thought you were going to be more involved.

Yes, right. People won't be able to hear you. This is going to be good. So then, here's all the amount. Basically, all these hustle people who are just like, the only reason you're not earning 100K a month is because you don't want it enough. And I just say all this bullshit, but I think I'll just start younger.

Like I'm saying, it's true. And so I think kids can talk about like Grand Culp, you're like, hey, you know, like, you could be selling whatever marbles Pokemon cards, whatever is the currency in school. And that can be your first investment and how you can build that into owning a home. Yeah. I mean, there's the question of like, you know, telling kids the only reason you're not

is because you don't want, or telling people the only reason you're not earning 100K a month is because you don't want it enough. But then there's like, well that doesn't help me. I don't want it enough. How do you make me, like surely the thing then, is you've got to make me want 100 grand a month more. Yeah, yeah, that's what we got to teach the kids. Yeah, to want money more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly the future of capitalism depends on kids wanting more money more earlier Mmm, so how is like you know it's kind of like a reverse a Zampic Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but so it's like it puts it in so instead of like you not no longer wanting to eat food It's be addicted to things. Hmm makes you it helps regulate your glucose levels

Is that it helps regulate your glucose? I don that- It helps regulate your glucose. Don't come in here and chill for a Zimpick. She's, we got a big far better. Come Zimpick comes in here, is like, actually, it's got a whole bunch of other benefitful side effects. Yeah. And it's taking it away from regular people, who need the treatment.

Those diabetics, which- Yeah, the diabetics here. Yeah, we got it. Yeah, I don't know how it makes you want money. It makes you want money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, GaryVee could use something like that. But I do like this idea on like problems

that you don't want it anymore. Yeah, so I think you make the want happen. Well, you make them poorer. If you make the poor, it's poor. Nice, you know. Nice. And now want money more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take the jobs away from their parents for a start.

Right. I mean, this is really... So this is kind of like an old British landlord. Yeah, and that is prison kind of situation. Puck shop prices just insanely through the roof. Yeah. Yeah, what do kids want? And where can we really hit them?

What can we really squeeze? What can we, yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's squeeze those kids for all our work. Cheeks. Yeah. There you go. You know, no. They want little toes.

Yeah, let's squeeze that little toe. They want encouragement. They want love. Yeah. Take that all away. You don't get that for free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to hug them.

You want 10 bucks. 10 bucks. That's really good. 10 bucks a pop. Yeah, we were, this is our problem. We were looking at the schools, but of course it starts at home. It really does. Everything.

I can't teach your kids to want money. If you're renting the monetized, urging them, yeah, you're right. That's actual individual that we say you want to be a part of wrong. It's actually $2. It's individual transactions What you want is parenting is it's like it's like the whole you know parenting is a service. Thank you It's the whole trans sweeping economy parenting is a service. It's like Uber for parenting. Yes, and so really I think hacking parenting To deliver more you know for I think hacking parenting to deliver more, you know, for... Optimize.

For Gary Vee. Optimize. You've got to, you know, get that hustle in, really, you know. And this is so the kids can't start their own... So that they want... They have to... They have to start their own hustle like this. And they need to be able to launch a masterclass themselves...

Series. Yes, for themselves. Exactly. For for themselves, exactly for other kids. For other kids, exactly. Yeah, you got to teach, yeah, that's the way you make your money, is by making more, teaching the secrets of... I've written it down. For you school.

Make them want money so that they, by taking away love. Yeah, I love it. For school of life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he good about life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah She's school of life. What is it? No, no, who's school of life? Baton yeah That's not really they're practically the same person

Am I getting that wrong? Yeah You know like okay, you know how there's like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's a good idea. It's the regular horse. I'm going to say it even evens out shortly. Yeah. It's the regular horse. Yeah. Could be, but they've still got those shaggy feet. Sure, yeah, I know, but I shade them. Oh, okay. You wait, and then you take it along to people, you show people, you say.

Look at this. Look at this. Regular horse. Regular horse. I say, yeah. Yeah, and I go, yeah. And then I go, yeah. And then I go, that's what I thought.

Yeah, and then you go, you fucking idiot. Yeah, you're all bust. bus. That was a regular horse All right, move there's nothing. No, no, no, but I mean, you know, I like it like a Starbucks But like all their sizing of cups are all different. It's all relative. I think they should have like biggest little latte And then there's in England in England England in the UK, in the Starbugs. But yes, the Lathe in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you start off and the smaller size they offer is gargantuan.

Yes. Right? And then it just gets from there. Yeah. Like Colossal Jews. Hyperion. Hyperion. Infinite.

Infinite. Infinite. You see the loud. Infinite is the third size. I think it's the third of six. Infinite is the third size. I think it's the third of six. I'm not talking tears. Well, we know that there are different infinities. There's the infinity of all the integers, and then there's the infinity of all, like the

greater infinity of all the numbers between. It's just like Antoine. Yeah. Then it's like Antoine plus one. Yeah. And then it's got Antoine plus one. Yeah. And then it's infinite. These aren't like, and then it's all smaller. These are the normal sized coffee things that you get from Starbucks.

They're just, you know, I don't know. I kind of think one of them should be an infinite coffee. I went to Starbucks and I got the infinite coffee and you see them holding the mug and you pan down, you see the mug goes all the way down to the ground and then maybe into a hole and then goes all the way around. You see it come back down maybe. It just hovers right? What is what what could not be like what could not be a subscription service everything now It's like hey, you know we could make that a subscription Mm-hmm everything is as is like why would I sell you that product once when I can tell you that

Everything could be a lot yeah like a washing machine Cancel it you know I realize is that washing machines you see washing machine prices and you go what my situation Well, I know my thing about this but like right now like washing machines they're like 400 bucks Uh-huh, so that's not like that and you go that's something you buy once and it's the most useful one of the most Things in your house. Do you think they don't wash machine? They don't realize what if we could pay two thousand bucks? Yeah, yeah, ten thousand dollars if you could basically like what's the alternative not having a good washing machine? Yeah, I,000 dollars. Well, if you could basically like, what's the alternative? Not having a washing machine. Yeah.

I'd rather ride. And it turns out that washing machine companies end up basically just recreating the laundromat model just for individual homes. They're like, actually, what you know it's best? We charge every one at dollar. Per use. The description.

Yeah. The machine is free. Don't worry. Yeah. It's a free machine. Oh, yeah. We put it in your house, we install this. Mm. A wash is a dollar. This, yeah, we put it in your house. We install this hmm a

Wash is a dollar this is gonna happen real soon. I'm not doubt anytime you want anytime you want It's fine anytime. You just you just mail it back to us. Yeah It's sad and has to be unused Yeah, I mean we're not gonna get in perfect condition Mm-hmm, and then it's a it's a beautiful system and it works well for everyone. Man. The amount of clothes we wash on a daily basis. The brag is absolutely insane. What is the amount of clothes that we wash in a household. Yeah. It's more than I could, like, it doesn't seem possible.

How big is your washing machine? Is it a regular size one? Do you have like two grams? Do you have the Gauntlet? No, no. No, I need the infinite. Yeah, that's going to take you to the infinite. What was the one above infinite the size?

I'm come up with one yet. I think it's a countable infinite. And it is uncountable infinity. Sure, can't do that. And there's slightly larger than small. And then there's what's bigger than infinite. And there's God's love. And there's extra extra large.

And then there's Gronday. And there's Venti. And then large. And extra large. Oh, you're extra large. You're the biggest. Yeah, that's the biggest one. Big and infinite.

Yeah, I mean, there's definitely that's what you need to miss. You mean to washing machine that's infinite? I think so. Something else just avoid. Yeah. Yeah, that's just like, hey, isn't it? Well, it's like, I think it's more like those cartoon things

that I, the black dot that you throw on the wall. I need a I need a Washing machine that is like those things that when you would go on school camp that they use to making the toast Right where it's just always going you know that thing where there's like a little Metal conveyor belt and you put the slices of toast in one end and they roll through like that under the heating element and then they fall out the end Yeah, but well, I guess like a pizza oven But they don't thought that the toast falls out the end of the toast a little toasting thing is a lot like a one of those pizza ovens The pizza's would fall out. Yeah, they didn't get them. Yeah Yeah, they get them. There's no way to stop that. That's that that the things, the first things you'll learn in the business.

But I want that, I want something that is like, I guess like a spinning vortex, right? But open it both ends. It's been constructed in such a way that the water remains within the vortex. They use something to do with the dyes, they should get dyes and should get onto this, right? It's a washing machine, open it both ends, you throw clothes in one end, they work their way through the vortex and then they fall out the other end.

And it's just continuous, you know, there's none of this opening and closing, I just as close that get dirty, chuck them in there, they come out the other end, flopping onto a thing. It's just existed, why don't we all just live in the vortex? Why don't we all just live in the vortex? Then we'd be clean all the time. Yes.

That's clear. No showers. I mean, this is like... Talking about the ocean. Is that what we're going to be doing then? I guess so, yeah. We've discovered being fish. But like, this is like, you're now the whole house

is the washing machine. It's gonna be bigger than the small machine you've been. I have thought about that. That's what you have. You have it. My coxix is really sore. I thought it. There's like, there's like, there's like, there's like,

there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there Like that in harms. Yeah. I would love there if you can stay in the home. You don't have to go out shortly. But like if you just want to rank up. When dust just appears. So when dust appears and you could just press it and this is all the dust, it's like there's some suction. This is very much a guy's. So this is just like the public toilet ideas.

I would do the self-cleaning public toilet. The self-cleaning dust in the home. Yeah, and it's like that. That perfect level of suction, it will not pick up anything that is delicate, or move all dust. I'm, it sounds like maybe we want like a true vacuum. Maybe we want a true vacuum. maybe you want to like have a pipe

that goes from your house up into the infinite void of space. I think you just open that little nozzle and it sucks all the air out of your house. Let us go. I think you just did a little, one of those little flying drones and it comes into your house and it zaps the part of your brain that gives a shit about how tidy things are. Oh wow. And then it just leaves. And then whenever that big grows, like recovers and stuff like that, it just gets nose and it comes back.

Yeah, but I think this is great, but I don't think it should be a drone. I think it should be a guy in a back alley who'll do this for you for a 50 bucks. With a horse prod. Yeah, exactly. And he'll remove the part of your brain. And you're like, you're beloved. Like, it keeps asking you, you like to fix the vacuum cleaner or whatever it is and you're like,

it's gonna cost 200 bucks to fix the vacuum cleaner. But I found this guy, we go along there, it's a one time cost for 50 bucks, he'll pull out the bit of our brain that cares if there's dust in the house. He goes along and he does that and he's really good. This guy's like a pro, he's from Eastern Europe. He does it with a vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. Which is the written yeah. Like he sucks it out of your mouth. He gets he gets he gets done for cleaning

from. What about what about the one guy left who still believes the future of walking is the segue? You just get to say, you know what I think? It's that guy, but they've released those shoes that make you walk faster, whatever. They've just released shoes, which you guys don't have to do. And they just really shoes. Yeah, but they they've really shoes that have like a kind of like a like almost like a conveyor belt on them. So that every time you take a step you don't you just walk normal, right?

But every time you take a step it yeah, it kind of like keeps you going a little a little bit faster. So you can never stand still is that the I think I think if you stop walking in there also stop. I think when tapped into that hustle mindset you want to stand still. I think you're if you stop walking in there also stop I think that I'm tapped into that hustle mindset. Yeah, I want to stand still I think you're always moving But think about this where and knows on a segue But you're walking on the segue That you're like who'd you sleep this? Walk you guys like why you doing it maybe on a treadmill. You got a long

So I'm gonna tread mill. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this was this was an attempt like to be stupid and try to Say like all we're gonna go away faster, but that's okay. We don't have to go with that. We can walk you can walk another thing These I don't want to get back to these shoes. They've got come via belts on the ball. I don't know. Something like a conveyor. Whatever. Like you take a stand and you look at army tanks that have those catapultes on the back. Like tracks, yeah. For shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And so, you know, you can probably go over Ruffa Teranese. You could do well at Verdun. Yeah. You know, if you're going like France. I don't think you would actually think in this situation, you go way worse. I've ever roughed her right. All right, okay. I'm a really inside right now. It's like how like Gerrugin happens.

But it's just like, yeah, I think it's like, you can do it. Should we wait and know when you check that? Let's move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go great in a like in a war zone like that, like that. Perfect. Done.

Move on. You know, but then also sometimes. I know it. I heard it. I think it's true. I think sometimes it's also then people going, that guy's being an idiot. And I know that he's being an idiot, but then I'm like, but I'm also going to post about it like he was just telling an opinion of that, right? And there's a lot of that. And we can all we all do that because it's sometimes it's fun to be smarter than somebody, even when you're not really smarter than somebody. And then you get done for Mind Frog.

Verdon. Verdon. Yeah, Verdon. Let's get this done. Let's get it, Verdon. Get her, Verdon. Get her, Verdon. Okay, it's Larry, this is Larry the Cable Guy.

Yeah. Oh, you're gonna make sure. It's Larry the Cable Guy in the second World War. Okay. Get her, Verdon. We're done. All right. world war. Okay, get her for done. We're done. All right. Get her.

You can't ride that down. What was that World War I? Is that World War I? I don't know, but you can't ride that down. Yeah. What? Otherwise, nothing means anything. Hey.

You can't get that in. Where are we at? We're at three ninety six. Three ninety six. And I want to be supportive of Elastair. Yeah. I do. And I think you've got great ideas. I just don't think about that. I promise you3.90. And I want to be supportive, Alistair. Yeah. I do.

And I think you've got great ideas. I just don't think about that. I promise you, at the beginning, you got me to write down things where you were like, write that down. Write that down. Yeah. Bunnies wear hats like that. And you're like, yes.

And you didn't give a shit. And suddenly, your standards are like really high. That is not true. That is not a fair comparison. There was definitely things. Yeah, that's just because... I mean, I don't know what you thought I wanted you to write down. I should for your whole body.

I should for your whole body. That wasn't what you were on board. I know, we developed it. I didn't tell you to write that down. This is not fair, I am being railroads We can't be getting a genuinely upset I mean, I'm just trying to bring a bit of engine into my own brain I need to have some conflict to like fire me up, okay?

But the truth is I also Fundamentally disagree with what you say and it's fine We're sugar your whole bodies because the the sketch is doing that in shark tank. Anything can be in shark tank. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, so. I'll do Larry the cable guy.

Shark tank, okay. You're at shark tank. You come up with the idea for Larry the cable guy. Oh, bad, bad, bad. I'm not sure. I'm okay. Yeah. That is a good one now.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so then you're there. Okay, no, but you haven't, you're not even mentioning Verdun. You're not even hitting him with the good stuff, yeah. I'm shocked. I haven't. So what, you walk in and just say Larry the cable. Yeah, you go, this is a character.

I've come up. I'm a blank face because I don't know who that is yet because you're about to pitch. But imagine that, because you realize that you ended up being a very high selling kind of like one of the most successful kind of comedians in America Wouldn't have seemed like a lot of things when you first pitched it But if you'd invested if you'd invested early in Larry the game. What about this betty the Grable guy Yeah, what if I told you investing in individuals in Larry the Campbell guy You've got Mark you got Mark Rubin got more individual than Larry the Cable Guy.

Yeah, well, yeah. You can actually invest in people's careers. I think that's a really good idea. What if I told you that five years ago? And people could have invested in Larry Cable Guy. And everyone's like, it's exactly, it's the whole like, well, if I would invite him and he shall am I? Exactly.

Yeah. At times you don't have to be invested in it, you know. Larry the Cable Guy? Yes. But I mean, is it like, um, fantasy? I would have like Fantasy in Kevin James and him still having a career like fantasy football Yeah, yeah Fantasy casting couch like fantasy football but for the people's careers Don't casting okay, and you so you you you pick a bunch of actors at the start of every, I guess, Oscar's season.

And you make a dream cast for a film. And then, you get a score according to the relative box office. This sketch is that there's always history of award winning films. Thanks to AI, Al has replaced all these, the cast of the award winning films with Larry the Cable Guide and every role. And they have somehow just become more popular. You see them sweep the world.

What a very place. What's that? What a very place. Every actor is Larry the Cable Guide. And we'll, I mean, do all these like Oscar winning films. Different the Cable Guy. And we'll... You know all these like Oscar-winning films. Different markets, you know.

And it turns out everyone just fucking loves it. Everyone's like, I never thought I would appreciate... I can't even film right now. I know. But yeah, that one. And so... Thank you. It's been beautiful.

And... In Shakespeare and Love. Yeah. Everyone loves it. Yeah. Everyone just wants more Larry the cable guy He and every role if now they've never sold more tickets. They're like to oh, they're all back in theaters as well Yeah, well, they they really Except for the film the cable guy which Elle gets recost with Jeremy ions. I get recast in there You get recast as your as well disgusting. I think it's that.

So now we're also doing another Larry the Campbell guy idea. Mm. Yeah. Wait, mine was just fun. But AI, the AI one, where they. AI replacing every actor in a film with Larry the cable guy. So this is how you get to, yeah, we've done Kirk, and you can have Larry the Cape guy there. And he says, get her done Kirk.

There you go. Does he, does he do get done? But also Kirk is also in it. But yeah, but like, he like shatner is playing Captain Kirk in the movie. And they can do that. They, they are. He's also still alive. So they can just do it with him. It's cheaper to get AI.

Then William Chat. Well, you could use footage from him in the rocket, with Bezos, and then you can just transplant it. So yeah, so he'll be doing this. It's done, Kirk. But he's only in a small scene while I read the cable got yes Get her done sketch where I'm just I'm vest it in you guys is getting this done Yeah, sure sketch where bass is like refuses to sell anything besides books Like back to books. He's never he's no, no, I know what I want to do.

But he starts to say like, but that I never wanted to sell anything else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was always a book guy. You have such a book guy. Everything with books. Yeah, he just wants to be a bookstore. So if you ordered something, that's what it started on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You get sent to book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think pictures of the product that you thought you were wearing? Do you think you could, do you think you could do a version of that movie, Money Ball, but for movies. So it's another movie. It's Money Ball for movies. And you're just finding the best performing

for their fee actors in the world. And you put together the best film just because you know that for this money we can get this act and he's going to be really good in this kind of scene. I think you just do it. That's called the expendables for you. Yeah, okay. You're out in cinemas right now. Yeah, I mean, I was imagining it would be, it ends up in you making a really really great film.

Yeah, because you are spending your money in the right way on the right actors. I think that's in this it completely ignores the role of anything. Oh, there's no script. There's no script, but if you get the right actors, we just need a room. Yeah, and the chemistry was palpable. No, but then you'd have to factor in not just the box office versus things, but also their interactions with each other. No, because the whole film would just be like, the bloopers really end of the ocean's films

where you're like, yeah. It's okay, film, but they were having a lot of fun. I could tell they were all having a lot of fun together. There should be an Oscar for that. Having a lot of fun together, the most fun on camera. Early on in this episode, we had an idea for the Oscar, for the person who together the most fun on most fun on camera really on in this episode we had an idea for the Oscar for the person who suffered the most the actor that put themselves through the most pain for the right but now the

actor that ensemble cast had the most fun well I mean why not just yeah the most fun exactly like a misconjuriality or the Oscars. There isn't, but as far as I know, there's not one. No, I mean, I don't know why not a talent show, a talent section, a swimsuit section. Yeah, a swimsuit. A swimsuit? Yeah. Oh, okay.

I mean, best swimsuit in a movie. Oh. Oh, the price goes to Seranthini Hopkins. I mean, do they ever do it for the best looking food in a movie? Or the most people wanted to eat that. It's not just that it would be a whole, because it's not just the way it looks. It's a folly of that.

It's a really good deal. And the actors, I suppose they do. It's not so good. Like, that's a real whole production. Yeah, food options. Yeah, because they can feel like they're part of that, you know, that glory. Or could be the first movie to get a Michelin star. Look, this is a thought that I've had in the last then everyone will be gone weeks. Yeah, I mean completely overturning the Oscars and removing the

gender. The gender, the, removing the gender split. Yeah, and then shifting it into weight classes. Pound for pound, he's the best actor in Hollywood. So you got you know, you got featherweight, you got the whole thing like that. Yeah, white clork away, you got lightweight midway, you know, all that kind of stuff like that, heavyweight. I can't you in.

Yeah, again, as an infinite God's love in Grande. And and then you all the actors, but it's all you know, it's mixed gender. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gender. And you get way more kind of best actors, pound for pound, that kind of thing. I'm writing it down. Yeah, I'll ask you, of course, you're writing that down. See, I'm really supportive, God. It's all a true idea. It's all a true idea, and I think you're great. All right, so is this, you know what?

This is the last sketch idea in our history. Oh, shit. Wow. And I remember last time, I was like, I'm going to write it down. All right. So is this it you know what this is the last sketch idea now? Oh shit. Wow. And I remember last time this was really hard because there was a felt like there was so much pressure to do. Yeah. Before we do that, I want to talk about you mentioned the self-cleaning toilet. Before we do that, I prepared it. Before we get to that last, we got some stuff I want to say. They're called exo-loos. Wait, what? Sorry. toilet. I prepared it. Before we get to that last one, we got some stuff I want to say.

They're called exo-loos. Wait, what, sorry? The toilets, the self-canning toilets. The company that runs them is called exo-loos. This is a true fact. This is just true fact. They're called exo-loos, which is like bizarre. Is there an endo-loos? There an endo-loos. Absolutely. Like, what's, it doesn't make any, like, an exo-loos, which is be a toilet in the middle of the street. Yeah, which I think some French places have, where they have toilets just on the outside of a building, like a urinal or something like that. French places.

Yeah, like in France. French places in France? Yeah, I mean, that's the, yeah. This is the outside. What is the toilet? Yeah. Yeah, I suppose. But then the toilet.

And the other would be, like, inside the earth. Why not? But you have a toilet inside your house, right? Exolute for yourself Absolutely, maybe it's called that because you can because it's self-cleaning you can shit outside the toilet Yeah, that's why it's called an exo-loat You can technically you know, I think would be really nice? I know we're not marsupials, right? But this is something you could place in, right?

To have a pouch that not to carry your young, let's say near your genitals, so that you could, if you really need to piss, but there's no way we could to put piss, you can piss into the pouch. And it's like an exo-boy. Yeah, all like a... Is that what one of the people can do, though?

No, I don't think one of the people can do that. But I'm just saying you got the pouch. Some pouches...the pouches go different the other way. But what is the pouch actually like a thoroughfare for the urinal? Okay. Well, it's like, it's a urinal on your body. You can piss it onto your own pouch. It's like, you know, maybe it's right above,

it opens, it's like it's a line you put in. Cut it into your generals. It's like probably right above your pubic line. It's like that. I'm really happy for this to be the last one. Like this, and then you create a pocket there that kind of goes into it. You're curling a dick back.

You're curling a pack on itself. On itself like this. Make more sense if it was underneath. You're pulling the pocket open. Yeah, or if it was the ball bag. Like you piss it off the door. I mean, I guess if you piss it off your own ball bag, fill it up like that.

But what I'm saying. I think it's future the placement that Alice chose in because it's the most difficult placement. Sure, I mean, I could have put some more and more difficult. I mean, this is the idea that this is what we've finished on. It's like so beautiful. Yeah, all right. You're going to say it's what if it were on your hand? I mean, you could have one that this is what we finish on is like so beautiful. Yeah, all right You're gonna say it's what if we don't you hand? I mean you could have wanted a little pouch in your hand Yeah, I know that's easier. I know I know I know I was trying to give you another reasonable

Another reasonable suggestion You know I'm trying to meet you halfway But you know what I met you the whole at the destination You would piss in one you would let You would let a mate piss in your pocket if his pocket was full? I'd let a mate piss in my pocket. I'd let a stranger piss in my pocket. What is happening though to somebody where they filled up

their bladder? For $1,000 can I piss? They've filled up their own piss pocket. They still have an empty their piss pocket all found a plate. Like, what's going on with them at the moment They're like man. I'm sorry. I'm just run off my feet today. Yeah, I'd never would normally never like parents don't love me anymore. Yeah, we're 40 oh no

Wow, that's unfortunate, but that is this is like the end of the Buppet movie This is 400 sketch ideas Hey, oh The sketch idea I gotta do it all okay should I should you say Melissa or message? I have syndrome message wait Well, if you want to just start reading through them. He'll go vent a black toilet. Wow. We really didn't go for hot toilet Running scissors this is building entirely for running. Gingerbread time in the sun. Gingerbread, this is going to be the next big bread after Briosh. You know, you're going to be able to get a gingerbread burger. Street wise witch, in which street, really good tropical witch. You don't see them in the woods, do you ever see them in the rainforest? Micro scoppy

Italy district for bite-sized food. You've heard a little, little, you've got to love even little, little, little, little, little, little, vertical pizza that you can put in the toaster. Hairsh, their hair skirt by hair trance is getting a ring of hair transplanted around your waist so you can grow your own grass skirt out of human hair. The coco to snail trail that goes up all the way over the top of your head and then back down and includes a Hitler moustache Yeah, that's cancelled

Infinite Hitler Infinite Hitler is theoretically a force for good The Allies In World War Two an alternative history where the Allies clone Hitler and let him lead their army to Fight the other Hitler, but it starts a Hitler arm race where people want bigger and bigger Size of the Hitler is what's important? Oh, and then we've got intercontinental ballistic Hitler Unified feel they're all separate. They also feel these are separate ideas Unified feel they're all separate. They also feel these are separate ideas Some of them are different. No, they're ten separate unified

For a force of guilt we find that all emotions are just different manifestations of guilt These service that tells you that babies smiles are actually gas their people who it's a government service that doesn't let you Get away with thinking anything else. Yeah, sure you do it. Hey the McDonald's want to break you let me know Okay, yeah the smiling weight or the smiling son from Gas Bro, oh, yeah, sorry the smiling son from gas that makes baby smile McDonald's or the McDonald's the great subtractor the guy who wears a cape and the top hat who comes and takes the bacon other things tractor the guy who wears a cape and the top hat who comes and takes the bacon out of things After you say no bacon please we got tooth brushing based alt medicine brushing teeth with other limbs

Is it cake cake shop? Well, you're not sure whether or not any of the cake to you buy is it is a cake? But they all look like cakes is it cake shop? Yeah, and then is it bowling ball bowling? Some of the bowling balls, okay? We got the resin factory restaurant, that's because the resin cooling releases heat. We got the pop up restaurant. We got the downstairs sneeze called the happening.

I can't remember that one. This is what a jackalation is. Now it's a now a part of the sneeze verse. Yeah, yeah. And then we got the holy people doctors. Mm. Oh yeah, it's like, It's the whole doctor.

I think it's just got to do. It's, you know, it's doctors that, you know, it's that an ear note. Oh, they're in throat. Oh, they deal with any hole. The holes. Yeah. Right.

We got reverse body language guy. Oh, what's that? I can't hear you. I know he's like, what's that? I can't hear you. No, no's like, what's that I can't hear you? No, no, no, no, no, no, you got it right the first time. Okay. What's that I can't hear you? Garbage delivery service, reverse fisherman who throws fish into the ocean, fishing with

a can on the line so that you can speak to the fish. It gets really taught in here. Yeah, this is him. Podcasts that you can feel like a fish. What? Podcasts that you can feel like a fish life. Okay, I don't remember what that is. Big blooders, one of the people who get extra blood put in that blood.

Yeah, extra blood put in there. Blood. Yeah, where does the old men's blood go? The young blood weight young blood transfusion freaky Friday, but with blood Honating your body to wait half way all your grandpa's blood in your body And he's got all your young blood in his body. We got body supermarket sweepstool, you don't know what that was. Wedlocking the door after the sperm has bolted, limited sperm recollecting it after...

After each ejaculation, all the sperm that was the egg you've got it collected back up again and put it back in your balls. Yeah, doors on the urethra then having to hammer them shut during a hurricane. Once a week every man worries about that about Tara Reed and hope it's okay. Yeah, this is a science thing. They prove that was science. Yeah, spermnato, super instant pregnancy. Two million million baby. Yeah.

Naming sequels. One, eight, can you say it? Yeah. Naming sequels to the $6 million man, $6 million and one, for example, $6 million didn't go into the $6 million man. It's a, it's a, it's just the same $6 million man, but now he has a dollar in his pocket.

Yeah, no, but now we've got this is another thing We're the people who sketch for stuff We got learning to fight different animals at Marshall Arts Academy Monkey style for killing animals monkey's with your bare hands Noah's Ark they turn on him Hmm the animals Dr. Manoa's Ark that that's supposed to be the Ark. Dr. Manoa's Ark. Yeah, the Ark, the Dr. Manoa's Ark. Wow. We got Noah's Ark, but he does the bare minimum,

just doesn't give a shit. The God couple, this is God living in a house. The old couple, one of your housemates. We got Fuddy Daddy sexualizing, Fuddy Dutdies. Hmm. We got, in prison, the male nipple. This is, you know, we got elderly men start lactating at 75 and elderly men start lactating in old people's home for newborns. Old grey milk.

Yeah. And we got a scrotum, guy begging for an N at the end of the word so that you can say scrotumnal. A speculative dictionary with new words, you know, a kind word for testicles like Bozumbaris, men's rights activists who really fight for a kind word for testicles and then when he gets it they disband because they no longer have any anger. We got Edward Mongrel, who developed the Muskel of erectness.

The Muskel of erectness. It's a full Muskel. Then we got the Doomsday Clock based on the Muskel scale. I don't know. Restricting erections like diamond supply to increase their value. We have the last island where people can get erection. We're talking about tosses.

We've got children of men, but Clive Owen has to get the last guy with an erection to someplace. We've got post-death, legal transplant. This is, I don't know, we've pictured it blasts out of somebody. We've got our Tisinal Surgery, Old School. We got meat processing in Japanese hotel bathroom because there's no like gaps. It's a, you know, cow costume that looks like two women carrying a box. So you can just cow into the Japanese.

I feel bad here. Yeah, I feel shepherds get your idea. No, yeah, yeah. Children of men, again. Good question. But last, but it's the last man with a cleaver. Yeah. Children of men, there's another one again.

But there's the last man with a cleaver. Yeah, I think so that you got to take him to the butcher. To drop up the meat. Yeah, okay. And then we got children of men, but there's only there's only one cup and only one force that you can milk. You got children of men, but Clive Owen has found the last man with dry mouth so that they can bring it to kings who can use his mouth as a whole. Listen to us. who can use his mouth as a whole. Listen to this.

A little colostrum for daddy for something. Anyway, a little colostrum for the... I was worried that you'd drop your sand. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun the whole time. It was fun the whole time.

It was very much fun. A frenzy. Oh, my goodness. Thank you. We have the technology. Oh, we have the technology so I can have your baby. It's a van and a quick getaway. Inception, Christopher Nolan's sleeping beauty.

He goes in there and he finds a way so that we go into. That can make it easier to have. Man, so it makes it okay. They can form a relationship in her mind while she's asleep. So it's okay for him to kiss her when we're up. We have the landlord of a manager. It's a guy who's basically has a manager, but he's basically like an adult babysitter.

Uber, but for having a babysitter and then dumping all the babies on that babysitter, you know, everybody from the neighborhood comes and you're like, you got a babysitter, we all dropped their baby. Baby dumping, dropping off babies with the babysitters without parents who paid for, without them knowing it's called baby cuckooing. Yeah. A birthday podcast, I know, a, I know a birthing podcast

to help you through, for helping you through the bad situation. So it's a podcast that's like, Hi, you're gonna go birthing. It just seems silly to have a podcast for each, each event. Someone in a forest. I also think it, that could be another one where it's like, there's a lot of banter up the top. And there's a bunch of mates sitting around talking.

Well, someone's just standing randomly in a forest and a guy walks up and says, have you already ordered? Yeah. There's nothing. You're so far away from him. I don't think. Max Wife for birthing, instead of having a midwife, you want to get the best. You want to get the best, you want to get a max wife. You got no push guarantee midwife ad.

This midwife who's so good, she'll reach in and pull the baby out herself. You don't have to push. If you push, you don't pay. We got the effects of playing podcasts on babies and then we see all the misshapen babies from the various podcasts we played to them. Pollyatchi tears as ACL, but is all the misshapen babies from the various podcast that you played to them. Pollyachi tears as ACL,

but is all the otherwise quite happy. This is reimagining of them. That's the podcast, just maybe just the podcast that the mother was listening to while she was pregnant. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think you're allowed to change the idea.

To play, yeah, no, but that's what it was. It was like you're playing podcasts to the babies in the womb when you were finding. Yeah, I get that, but you've already said it. No, no, no, no. And Mike and I are here. Sick air. That's cleaning fruit. Sick air to reduce terminal velocity

to allow flying cars, so that you can fall. Then we got umbilical cords to cars and a mesh to make the flying cars safe. This is all the industry stuff that they've put in places that we can allow flying cars. Then we got the Sully X-Pose. He was, he was, he was, he was not as a Sully Head, but as a goose Hater.

Yeah, as a goose Hater, sorry, yeah, as a goose Hater. Then we got Sully truthers who were pointing out that, oh yeah, actually goose Goose bodies are not able to break Of engine blades engine turbines. Yeah God, we're not that far into this thing. Yeah You can you go for of course here we go Guy who threatens geese by saying that he knows Sully

So when he has an enemy who's a goose ac Accu-pressure master changes your personality with a high five. Looks like they can control your body. Zeus turning into a taxi to be fucked by a carfucker. Here we go. Airbus Namer was a podcast guy. Saved by the fact that podcasts didn't exist yet. Boeing Namer noted after the sound is dickbait when he invented the blade. Drilling through the mantle for transport tunnels causing giant

sloths to peek in from behind the veil of non-existence. Yes, buffet island, old times make 20 beasts so he can go back to barbecue. One man mutiny. School President vote MUT. I will eat the school dog. If you vote for me I will eat the school dog. Get hard to... Platform it's really easy to understand. I'll go from simple message. Get hard to remove stains with this olive oil. Get hard to remove stains with this olive oil. Yeah, I clearly accidentally pull hard to remove stains with the olive oil. Get hard to remove, oh I was like get hard. Anyway, a cleaning bread for getting oil stains, cleaning condiments aisle, pitching to the...

Philim... Philimans... filmmakers to get Jurassic Park too, as Jurassic Ark. Here we go. Sci-fi master world builder, Moe's paradox, hard is now soft. That was a really great idea. A shark bread for kissing. The shark is like, it's just a kissing shark. Shark bread for kissing. Yeah. Yeah. Just for kissing. Hmm. You're breeding a shark just for kissing. It's a make-a-wish-

Should it be a bread like a shark? No, no, no, that's crazy. The make-a-wish as a driver of innovation, like kissing sharks, to drive the industry. The make-a the maker wish kid, I guess, is wishing to be able to kiss a shark, a guy convincing maker wish kids to approve Rio Tinto Merge, to wish to approve the Rio Tinto Merge with PHP. Guy who revitalizes the shoe making by only gluing and nailing the front and back, cobbler's hat him, bringing Hitler back with dog with frog D&A, but that he starts laying eggs and creating more. Jordan Peterson, him eating with his eyes because frogs do it.

Oh, asking for help in case your eyes suck, Donna, clear the nose. Okay. So I've had a couple of nose wanting to clear my ears. Yeah. cartoons for the elderly. Um, it's called what was it going to be called? Oh, instead of adults swim, it was going to be called Geriatric Aquarobics. Yeah. Oh, it goes modern death. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, of course, modern death. Yeah, okay, great. Plastic coating for clothes, yes. Old, a Ruggler horn in America says rocket in Australian. Yeah, Narnia, it's the Australian version of Narnia. We tried exporting Skippy to the UK as bitey the badger. It is a badger, just a tax people to communicate. Dry man, the dry man who can absorb your liquid

and clenches but it can pure water comes out. He's partnered with Mount Franklin, dry a rear. Head-based martial art. Dry people universe where they debate whether they can play sport. Riverdale rule martial art, Riverdance rule martial art, only heads and legs, horses on ice, moustache at the back of your head to have time to self-improve. Wasn't in the room for that one.

A cult where you just listen to the current guy who's talking. Anyone who's talking is the leader. Every house to become big brother house. Community service forcing you to edit film content. Oscar for people who suffered the most. Ghosted two are show where people stick around, but to But they can no longer touch each other bottles antique customizable ornate cough medicine bottle on a show raising bad

Amazing raising a kid as a Himo home school Himo bringing the high school toxic experience to home school Where you have to bully your kid or whatever to give them the full gamut of high school experiences. Fast track bullying for kids who show promise and bring other kids to summer intensive, programming does to you what's staring into the sun does for that guy in sunshine the double wearable orb solution, humped-deeing and dumped-deeing, the empty of the orb and the crack and leaving. Too late at horse like a segue. Recursive Roob Goldberg that's a perpetual.

Here we go. A fleshlight for telling jokes, too. Yes, it'll laugh at your jokes. A human, eared, and mouththrat for laughing at comedians' jokes. They tell to each other when they've lost the ability to laugh. Skin-touch social network, fecal transplant with celebrities and your younger selves, the ET autopsy, but it's

entertainment tonight to find out what's going in the hang on in the Hank's children. Okay, rebel school. It's a stakeout restaurant where you eat like a cop on a stakeout. Theatre-y, a restaurant with theater seating. The eatery, oh that's right, give me your wallet. Take the stuff out. Hand it to him. Just give him the wallet. The loophole Bible. It's all the Bible with all the loopholes highlighted. Bible pictures, God updates, Bible as people exploit. Hmm, the purge, but for the, Jed, for God. God goes offline for 24 hours and you can do whatever you want. Get the Oval,

orifice. Yeah, the orifice into the Oval Office, but Hyman. Comedy portrait of Dorian Gray. It's the caricature of Dorian Gray. Sit. Let me go for a long time. Are we? For the, yeah, For the term of your natural life,

a leftover restaurant, but will make stuff, or stuff out of your fridge, a super computer. It's an isn't a cave tile, a cave show where it could be a super, it could be a... You so poor it could be. Using up all your holiday undies, so you have to, I guess, soil them all. I guess it's like burnings millions. But with underpairs and underpairs,

you can see all other buildings got soil all of them by the end of the day, or what a bruised as millions, that's it. Replaceable disposable undies that you rip off like a paper towel, a cake, you bake inside you, used as a murder technique, restaurant that hides vegetables in button batteries for kids to eat them. A drinking vinegar, a swilly vegan,

swilly vinegar, health influence in the past, selling health influence or health and something like that. I feel like I will go now. Yeah. It's a lot of it's like we're not even we're not even close. I'm just glad that I was able to. Thank you so much. Okay, Pupori owning a cat, a therapy murderer a military complex a Roman therapy using it in war

How do you find do open coal lines for meeting dad's oh? How do you open lines for meeting dads at the hardware store paliachi, but he has a sore Gucci so it's Thank you Mike mystery doctor who tells you how you did it Oh, yes! Thank you, Mike. Mystery Doctor, who tells you how you did it. Slippery, tumnit.

The detective, slippery tumnit. The themed evening. Eggs being poached after you see nuclear bomb has gone off. Family is dead and nuclear launch button on the table. Kids bring home the nuclear launch button and parents worried they're gonna fuck it up. Nuclear launch button changed, make it a gong. Nuclear launch code in the G-Sports slash

prostate of the president. Fluoride makes people more susceptible to buying our toothpaste rebalancing the periodic table with sponsors for more non-medals. Realizing short living elements are medals at by hitting them and hearing the tink. Dad present, that's just okay. Sink in a tarp it quick and get saved. Fresh water bay watch. Solid. Everybody guys, guy doesn't know why. He ends up killing himself. Their voiceover says, I guess you're wondering how I made this sketch. It's me in heaven.

Bears into heaven. By pl- by plying a lead-ed Pope. Final detective, final destination, but for going to hell by God. God asked you to put your book in the new Bible and maybe a diet movie. Guy goes to a comedy room and does the bits he's, he does for his kids. Pedal self-service like liposuction. Killing off your child's favorite characters because you can't be bothered doing them anymore. Gritty recreations of old kid characters back to the 24-time travel swatch. The magic publisher that the author gets

the thing straight away, if you can get the book published, magic phone where text messages become real. I said, I said, in the world of the ideal. Yes. You can say jaggings to anyone that understand, at any time, anywhere, having a John Claude van Damned splits testicles and you have to touch tongues. Greg or Ian Calada, a whole shoe for your body, a mother worms, feeding its young,

a bird it choked out, the perfect man, but he won't take off his shirt or Roman mask he's actually worms the next thing is it says worm aad oh that's like a half worm half verb aad or half a boom half person presents presents presents that they would borrow through the ground the weremaids. Oh yeah. Hmm. Presence that Langston being in the sea.

Presence that you bake into a pie like meat and apples. Leave it alone tasting table. Yeah, I could grow it somebody out to this Edible six shop foods get eaten cooked into a biogorma Doctor Dr. Jekyll mr. Hyde but no one notices because they're both reasonable people guy who Character for his kids his real personality and acting like a normal dad is his character. CEOs, raspberry bonus, and a spanking furry. Pack like you're gonna shit yourself. Person who can shit themselves

and own it, scorpion with a tail between the legs, jerk off motion. Best scorpion bit on stage. Nappy for the end of your penis. James Bond using kidney stones to throw and burst their tiles. Tires. Domesticating bats by offering your own neck. Rewilding the pug. Give her the summer bone. Slow release, coil, viagra and links. There's nothing much more titular than this. The titleduck shirt and the title is on your chest and you yell and shake the person

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if you spit into his mouth. The wood be killer takes you into the woods, but it becomes a hike and it becomes a lovely time. Batman villain, the Andy man man, covered in candy, the candy were okay, mustard head friend who, oh oozers mustered, instead of powers, a bunch of people, ooze condiments. People who don't know both sides of a small strip,

mode, both sides of a small strip, put on a list vampire boomerang. I hope this doesn't come back to bite me. The soothing sound of the dog, clomp musical instrument, the overbiting date, eating a strawberry on a date and putting the whole hand in the mouth, mouth and champagne. I'd like to report a break in. Oh, okay, well, I'll come around and do one so you can. I'd like to report a break in. Why would you like that? Climate change seems like a perfect way to melt, to make fish and chips, oil spills, hot oceans, fish, a sick ocean. M-mer-donalds. Or you can eat fillet, a fish, more McDonalds.

The repeats are folder. Oh, these are raw brickicktottled Villards. Pastor, your due date of bills and parole for Ialata. You wanna do something? Yeah, I'll do something. Do you wanna go get the block and make a, a public? Oh, my God. But you don't have to. Yeah, yeah, no I do. Okay.

We got hot Ronald McDonald comes back, becomes a serious actor, and then realizes he did bad when he was a cop, and becomes a serious actor, and then realizes he did bad when he was a cop, and becomes a whim-hoff, but for heat. Ronald McDonald, old all the other clowns, who didn't, Ronald McDonald went all the other clowns who didn't get the gig or bitch in the bottom.

Ronald dying, no Ronald doing clowns school in France, person in workplace eating forks. Date situation where person eats carrots in one mouthful and makes a hole, like that kind of sound. A date who secretly does, a date who secretly does, here comes the airplane to self. A tooth make up to go with your outfit, a broth to flavor your tongue for when you bite it.

Swish Army couch, whole house appliance in a couch. Sofa-crusted cockatoo. They've been hunted to almost extinction. The tap crab. Two cans Sam gets... Poached by a... It's poached by a company that makes recipes using two cans. The Spoon Bill goes and replaces two cans as a mascot.

Boat race, but it's a can of chickpeas. Shopgunning a can of chili. Barber shop crime, but the stab wounds are covered up with a little bits of toilet paper. Call an ambulance, no need. We got one more wipe needed, you know, the wipe when you're wiping your butt, so then you just use a little piece of the toilet paper that's stuck to your face that you cut while you're shaving. Wiping with the cardboard roll. You go, there's a meat eating tree with a hole

that people love to get a photo in. The snake in Adam and Eve was actually told Eve to eat a full rock, capybara. Adam and Eve is a metaphor for insider trading. God was clearly embarrassed. He secretly reporting to a God, God. God removed Adam's ribs so that he could suck his own dick. This God guy sounds pretty good as he got a sister.

Jesus not feeling supported by skeptical Mary and Joseph. God as Mr. Darcy. God hooking up with Eve behind Adam's back. And oh wait, yeah, God hooking up with Eve behind Adam's back. The shame particle is why nudity is wrong. It's called the sharticle and it comes out of your butt. We got saute, girlfriend. It's a girlfriend who's always covered in peanut butter.

We got substitute students. That's all our students. All the students are sick. Just the teacher is normal. Nice city you have here as a goddess sister. Cities have a body hidden all around the thing. It's got like a mouth and an eye and a penis and stuff like that all around the thing. It's got like a mouth and eyes and penis and stuff like that all around the city. Just regular size and you just

got to find the bits. We got flash paper, toilet paper, ordering a birth image asian but accidentally ordering a wizard cutting his hand with a dagger and like a circle with a pentagram and stuff like that. We got a Vegas wizard. It's a regular... It gets like magic? Yeah. It's a Vegas wizard, but it's like a sorcerer who, yeah, Vegas, like, who's just trying

to... But it doesn't make money, so he starts doing like regular party magic. All the dead come back thinking that we'd all already be gone. We got CRT punk, cathode ray tube punk, dad who spanked himself when his kids are bad. So you don't want your dad to get hurt like this. See you later, self-flagelator. Oh wait, no. See you later, self-flagilator. Yeah. Getting more doctor specialists in porn, instead of just GPs, like, you know, for representation. You're getting oncologists in here. You've got a, you know, like a weirdo.

Like a very diverse profession. Yeah. We got chiropractic porn. We got the Bristol Mayor announcing to the town that they got their name on the Bristol stool chart, which is about the quality of a shit that you do. Nurse Frenchman P teacher, that's the new fuck Mary Kill. We got ponytail event horizon. How high does it go before it stops being a ponytail?

You just start being insane. She's gobbling all this. She's gobbling. We got fuck Mary Kill, men, women, and children. We got Olympic fuck Mary Kill. We got travel show where you go to old versions of cities like Old Zealand and Papua Old Guinea. We got MTV Crib's Mind Palace. We got cathode ray boob tube.

We got a phone that does, oh, somebody makes a phone that does ignite petrol at the station. We go off, we can't use it anyway. May as well invite one, and event one that does. We got a big monitor cables with lots of pins to lay on and have a smash a brick over. Who are those people who do that? Indian faquias, maybe in faquias, lay on those beds of pins. Yogis, yeah, could be yogis.

Making up a guy who was trying to shorten the name Ben for house, for the, oh, mocking, or making up a guy who's trying to shorten the name Ben and mocking him for house stupid, the ideas. The Gooch is something that keeps things apart, but it also brings men and women together because we're something that we all have.

The exoparineum, that's the exoparineum is here, but the exoparineum is the difference between my statistical and Uranus. We got the stolen valour. We got Napoleon in the modern day. We got no excuses, no excuses, raw, dogging, accountability. And we got the axle of cheese, a living when you ghost by dying and you're stuck haunting them in their house. The song, Ain't No Mountain High enough is a message

to Marvin Gaye's ancestors about them trying to challenge other artists in court. We got a safe pair of tonsils, someone who's good to be your first kiss. A guy kissing teenagers shrinks his tongue so that he can use the if the glove doesn't fit defense. Deep blue fucks Gary Casper of wife. Alpha Goatsy. Chest players use deep learning to get new sex moves with wife. Hello back. Rebecca. Rebecca, oh, I can't believe you're still up. Elon Musk buys Goatsy and ruins it. I don't know. Is there a wetness back there? How much?

Like a lot. Yeah, quite a bit. So, peace on, okay. I don't know about that yet. We got back second. I'm sick. I had to see you on. Oh yeah, back second oh yeah back second crack knee for those who love the Port Montau wise cracking little Miss Muffet biopic I've got a butt hunger and

the only cure is sitting my Muffet on my Tuffet we got eye glasses for your nipples and new glasses industry. You got sunglasses monocle, the eye patch bikini, which is just the eye patch you realize is a one-sided bikini for your face, which inspires the one-sided bikini for your breath. I think you want some of the cheese I've been cutting here. I could, but last time I chewed from this and I felt real good. Yeah, but I'd love to keep that. We have to use it, Beck.

I mean, no, you can choose from the block of cheese. No, I'll have them straight. We wouldn't want a white cheese now, wouldn't we? We got, okay, we got the bikini for the butt cheeks. We got building balaclavas into turtlenecks. We got robbing a sperm bank because the regular bank will take your mom's house unless she can pay up 200 liters of sperm.

That is the average change in there. The sperm are breeding. We got, oh my god I don't know what that word is. Oh, this is onomatopelan drone. What's your word? Onomatopelan drone. Oh no, yeah that's not this one. But anyway, this is onomatocia, the boob.

Every bit of the boob looks like a boob. We got onomatopalindrome taking the pregnant belly. Oh, this is another idea. Taking the pregnant belly off, and so that you can just pause the pregnancy and also doing it with your gut so you can pause a need to shit. The other shit has a right to get to full term. Saving an animal by buying its discount meat.

This is your last chance to save it from going away. Like 300 and they're still gone. Yeah, oh yeah. Uh, die. So yeah, you die and animals reject your meat, the final insult. First guy in heaven, God promises you, it's gonna be great.

But then the religion collapses and then it's just you and God stuck in there for eternity. Pastor who promises that if you're good you get to piss on anyone from heaven. I wouldn't lie to you. I wouldn't light you on fire if you were drowning in piss. That's a guy who says something doesn't 100% make sense. JK Rowling says that Gandalf was gay as well. Top booksellers get to decide on other fictions. Happens in other fiction. Especially if the author of that fiction is dead.

Yeah. Yeah, then non-fiction bestsellers get to make, oh, cheers. Oh, another sip from the cheese. Oh, this is a cheese. Oh, cheese. Oh my God. Oh, cheese. Oh, cheese. Oh my God. Yeah.

There's little bits of cheese floating in the beer. Mm. And it's actually not too bad. Yeah, it's actually a good, it compliments. This is giving off real weird breakdown vibes. And I like it. Oh yeah, yeah, we're in a weird place mentally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We got Renaissance style production line for Pepsi. I have no idea what that was. I was out of the room. Yeah. We got a meat though. We got a meat grown banana. Yeah. Green grocer eating challenges. Okay. If you can eat 77 apples, you get it's free. Being tense and dehydrated. You're right, it's always unhealthy food for those in-challenges. It's good to do one that's like. Exactly, being tense and dehydrated from diarrhea

is a solution to improving your body. Sorry, the idea was that the tenseness helps build your muscles. You don't need to explain any tensile. Like, come on. You get half a second, half a second day. Oh my god. Oh, wait, half a second a day, intensive bodybuilding. That's when you just go, like that one time.

Shrinking weight loss solution. Big Mac truck race. It's the three different types of big Mac trucks. A reincarnation of my grandpa reality show, which of these girls is the reincarnation of my grandpa. We got the new grandpa reality show. My grandpa died, but I got to move on. I need a new grandpa.

We got full fat Coke. We also got almond Coke. Then we've got Elk testosterone in a drink, but also a can that has a full gazelle meat in it. It's just been boiled down. We've got crop top and crop bottom with an animal head on your crunch. Ornamental cod piece with your whole family painted on it, upturned cod pieces, to help you carry bags. You got drop crotch and fake dicks, heaps of cod pieces.

So yeah, a fake, you got a drop cross. You got, this is all like dick camouflage. You got a drop crock and a bunch of different cocks and nobody knows which one you use. If your real cock is like... A real cock. A real cock. A real cock.

Yeah, cockle gangers. But I know which Dick to laugh at. Those fish that have dots that look like eyes. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, I'm aggly. We got a fast friends, you saying Bolt and Gandhi. We got the hippo rider bandit.

We got drive-through marriage. Talking about the tongue like a cat inside. Like it's an inside tongue. Tongue kissing is like the first contact. Traveling to the deepest part of the mouth, like going to the moon, they went, they went, they want to go further in than any other has ever gone. Bring them back safely, and they sever it and then reattach it before the tongue dies.

How many read of you? Sure. Okay, here we go. Food that gets that that's so good it doesn't It gets you tired area It's all food It's not a sketch that's a lot of human versus IIR try guys Guy tries to draw from faster and better than the II he loses faster than the draws a turt stinky Wrestling a big soap clump to dare to deen to clean

Release a soapy bear into the showers to clean the troops Keepers of the Queen's website dealing with the website taken down by hackers Smash and grab jobs stealing the Queen unexploded microwave egg found from the second walled war and I for showing its waterproof Showing that it's waterproof by feeding it through an elephant pulling it out of the dung wife Wet wife vet wife vet feed diamond ring to elephant board of directors imprinting on a On a non-er who walks in and is a ruthless dictator Make tic tac toe fun again blocking out winning moves. Guy with a crazy mouth. Writing notes telling people, I'm gonna crazy mouth. Don't listen to it. I'm gonna crazy mouth.

A long carrot boom and bust a cappuccino steam engine guy who can't deal with how there's two few spellings of the word Graham. Craig, Craig, American, something kind of, kind of more, blindness, more code. Everyone except for America, world group chat, Paul bearers, people who tolerate Paul's truly free range chicken goes hitchhiking, a hard, the hard walker, guy who's insecure, the hand hard walker guy who's insecure the hand walker guys who's insecure about the quality of his apple brackets red delicious a guy who is so insecure about the sticker on his car sees someone read it and goes out and tells them that it's his wife's how to have it all by

having a curry pie. That's great. Eating a baby bird, hippie lady feasting on placenta and putting it in capsules. I remember the sketch there, but that's good. A bug and worm under your skin to make you healthier, but you don't have to change your lifestyle. Big tractor that strips trees upsell from Handex, Wolfcock Man. I'm in the dog house with the Mrs. right now. It's great.

It's a house shaped like a dog we're very much in love. Spiders who are more dangerous than you think. People crash from spider. But people also find buried gold, riding John Cleese as a compliment Cadbury morrow favorite morrow like favoritism Kissing a gun on the lips woman with a bullet in her mouth avoiding all the red skin problems by calling it red tendons naming it properly serial killers have feeling that like that Slit like the art gone and how it's the crude

a mass killing. Unus, oh that's the serial killers have the feeling that the art of his lifestyle has been lost. Unicycle kids these days they can't wait for it. That's why they do instant gratification mass killings. Unicycle mogul turns to the crit Kardashians to turn perception around. Door dash sent a flapping us, so he has a flapping, a firing poop bag.

Rad to toey, but the rat is trying to be a doctor. Rat catch me if you can, to just eat, cut off organ bit. Piper is a guy who monetized music quilt making master bad boy. The two worried about sexual harassment boss. What does it sound good? Boring comic strip parody of the workplace, which will make the boss cry. Workplace, Wank booths, dated wanking. Oh, mandated. dated, wanking. Oh, mandated.

Mandated, wanking. What does that say? Hang, oh, hangquestrians, hang gliding with a horse. First horse powered aeroplane, but they're burning the horse. That's horse, to make a horse fired. Steam engine, freestyle horse racing, where you can use the horse any way you want to win the race, including burning the horse to power a car or

Make it skid into a plane they can also shoot the jockey when horses fall other Russian gambling like Russian roulette Texas hold them up. It's all with guns soften the grin gun make to make from seam less manly Soften the grin gun to make from seam less manly Soften the G in gun soften the G in gun Veggie might tobogganing on a veggie might hill with a buttered sled Queen ferrimon why isn't the sled made of toast? I Definitely did cross my mind. Okay, that's good. I just Thank you. They're back. Thank you for keeping us honest.

Queen Pheremone, you're the aunt, Queen now, and all the ants do what you want. Honey, honey, I am a queen bee, and now collecting honey to make double honey. Oh, yeah, you're making the bees collect honey, and then make the honey from honey. Canabal. Oh, that had a lot to it. Cannonball's medicine man recommending they only eat one white person per month because there's too many microplastics.

Woo. Guy does rat king thing. He becomes top predator. Then to beat the top predator, he shoots it in. I'm the top now. Keep having artwork or ground CSI can no longer find which one is a chalk outline. Keep hearing. The higher thread count sales man to morgues for the sheets they put over bodies, Egyptian cotton bamboo, cop loves the quality of the sheets covering the body and he wants to collide

out under there. With the body. Yes, asking the coroner to chill your sinuses. The drill. Drill your sinuses because your nose is so blocked. A guy who is warned by his body that he's giving him signs of getting dementia so he warns his mind to watch out and stuff like that. Underwater volcano shrimp guy keeps pet in car radiator and he talks to them, carpet corn, gone of

game of thrones with lots of incest. Carried cleaning, fraud criminals discover that to get to prison and discover that it's hated more than anything. In the future they can take unirnd in dolphins away, like if you retweet a joke that is a serious post. As if it's a serious post, government taking in dolphins as tax stockpile them for shop, for soldiers, morale. Weeks spanking dad, So his kid has to fake pain. Illegal late night corporal punishment classes where dad spank each other. Do not. Oh wow. Do not russet, potato. Do not assassinate themed restaurant. If C.C. breaks up the high blick monopoly to the high-blink backwards bum punch and the

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piss pouch for an exo bladder. Everybody. We did it. Applause. This is the longest we'll ever be from getting to do another one of these. Yes. And I know that our minds could definitely handle doing that.

Yeah. So we're going to do 500. I mean, let's just not promise you. Yeah, okay, right. Well, should we do a song and get out of here? I guess What's your favorite sketch on the list? Let's see

For me Probably a piss pouch exo bladder. I think we really peaked at the end there. Yeah, I mean I quite like the dad's Spanking each other to practice and getting good at school punishment. But I think the dad who spanks himself and he doesn't want the kids to see, the kids don't want to see him in pain. I mean, that amuses me, yeah. I mean, there was a lot of here. Yeah.

I'm a post-pomber player. Thank you, everybody, for watching this. I can't believe you're still up, Mr. Sunday movies. Oh my God. Kids bringing home the nuclear launch button. This surely cannot be done again. I mean, believe you're still up, Mr. Sunday movies. Oh my God. Kids bringing home the nuclear launch button. This surely cannot be done again. I mean, you know that Mace, you know that you're holding the pug really made me a lot.

Oh yeah. And you count it back down again. Oh, I think my favorite sketch, one and eight years, probably when they would try to export Skippy the Cangeroo to England, but it was bitey the badger. Yeah, savagy again. What's that body?

Um, yeah, uh, James, Nick has told us, basically, since we've been doing this, he's like, you know you don't have to do this. And we do know, but it feels like we should. I feel like you got up. I think I can't personally, with this card vibe. I can't wait to see 500. I mean I think of anything I'm ever likely to do. This is probably the closest to art. Right. Nippy the Bad kind. Thank you. Nice. Yeah, that's very nice. It's gonna go into the, into the stupid old family. Thank you everybody. I guess we're gonna do a song to get out.

That's okay with everybody. And then eventually this will all be re-uploaded onto YouTube and we will start uploading pieces. This could end up a VOD. I don't know, YouTube might explode processing this. Yeah, I think, where's the VOD? Probably is. I think there was just a thing last. I don't know, YouTube might explode processing this. Yeah, I think the VOD probably is. I think there was just a thing last time where they were like, if they're longer than 12 hours, then it doesn't entirely save it.

Yeah, we'll find out what happens. Yeah. But, yeah, and then we'll start uploading the podcast to this and people can work through. Thank you so much everybody. We're going out with, uh, David and Batman and Batman but do, but it Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap, but do, Bap,

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