Two In The Think Tank - 407 - "HIGHER FASTER STRONGER FULLER"

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

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Because those are groceries, and we deliver those too. Along with your favorite restaurant food, alcohol, and other everyday essentials. Order Uber Eats now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age Please enjoy responsibly product availability varies by region see after details Yes, this is good. This is good. Alastair give it to me Hello and welcome to do in the thing tank the show where we come up with five Sketch ideas. Alistair, what do you think of this? What do you think of this? I'm Alistair Trash William Tromley virtual

That's what I think of it and I'm Andy. What do you think about this what the world record? Yeah, having the most Non-essential bits taken out of your body Okay, right the most non-essential bits it's taken out of your body. Okay, right? The most non-essential bits, okay. Because I feel like whenever people get things taken out of my body, it's either like the appendix or... I thought you meant...

Oh, Andy, Andy. Because there's two ways to hear that. It's the way that I now understand that you meant it, which is to have the most parts of your body taken out that are non-essential. Yeah. Right? But not, but I first interpreted as to have the parts of your body taken out,

you're the person who has had the parts of his body taken out that are the most non-essential. I mean, there are two records here up for grabs. Yeah, and that's exciting. This is going to need a whole page in the Guinness Book of. Please. Book of what, Andy? Come on.

World Records, Alistair. Yeah. Okay, so the one that I'm thinking is that, like, you you know, there are I think I'd love to see the person who surgically has It got themselves down to the bare minimum, right? He's running lean running a lean ship, right a skeleton crew Yeah, man, and they're not a not a skeleton. No, no, but like you know in terms of they've just got it back to the basics I think there's a there there's something about it.

I think the crew on a body involves a lot of skin and muscle. Yes. Correct. But less skin than you would think a person needs. Well, that's, that's part of what I'm excited about. A lot of the external layers do you think could probably go? They're just there for comfort. Absolutely.

Absolutely. They're a luxury. They're a luxury. They're a luxury. We can ill afford. That's right, because a lot of them are just so you don't feel the sensation of burning when you're exposed to the air. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You just expect that now, but you see, you give people the luxury of not burning when exposed to air. It's after a while they start to expect it. Yeah, it's like a dog. Like a dog feed a stray dog. Yes, yes. They keep coming back for more layers of skin burning with the.

So what else do you think? more layers of skin burning with the So what else do you think so okay so so and do you picture this like this idea? I I don't like my idea by the way I have to start running because you've pushed us to the point where we've talked about it So we've really talked about it, you know what I mean like do you picture this guy really holy like So we've really talked about it. You know what I mean? Like do you picture this guy really holy? Like torso, it would be kind of like a hollowed out structure, right?

It still have most of his shape. Yeah, but the organ sort of in a sort of a web hung together and a sort of a web of tendrils. What do you think about this? For some reason, he's still got love handles. No, I'm turd's out. you can't live with that. I'm sorry I tried to do with that last time last attempt and I crumbled. I need this. These are the source of my power. Cheeks. I call them laugh handles. But that sounds like somebody grabs hold of them

Have a good life joke you they could tell a joke no, they get so they can tell a joke into your mouth. Oh, yeah, okay That's good. You think do you think that's what a lap. Yeah, no, you know, no, you're right. You're right because I think love handles Of the person making love to you so like I like, I think if there's a really funny comedian with big cheeks, I feel like maybe Pete Holmes, his cheeks feel like laugh handles. Not that he's the funniest guy in my book. My book of funny guys. My big book of funny guys. Big book of funny guys.

But you also have a big book of funny women. But I think his cheeks really do feel like laugh handles. They do and you know what? But Andy, I actually quite like it, you know, that from an evolutionary point of view that maybe we needed them so that people could tell jokes to you and you could really focus. Like these days, it's almost more important now. They're more. Oh, there's so many demands on people's attention. Yeah, that's right. And so you really take up their full, their full, like I, absorbing area. This, I mean, this feels like it is could be a, this is a show at the Comedy Festival.

It's one on one, but you do it grabbing onto the single audience members cheeks Lock in the men like that like you like you're greeting a little baby. Yeah But you do your full hour show like that. Oh, that's good. I Mean you know in a very small room. It's in a it's in a public like it one of those like it Okay, it looks like this right it looks like it's one of those poor to lose But there's no hole, there's no toilet. Right, but it does, it is, and it's in the shade,

so it doesn't get super hot. Maybe it's actually like, the toilet's still there, but it's all filled with ice to keep it cool. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. That's nice. I mean, that's beautiful. I'm picturing a scenario, a beautiful scenario, which you lead your beloved into a bathroom.

And it seems as if it's going to be a soared, sad, you know, some frantic, grottie love-making in a dirty bathroom, but then you open the lid of the toilet, it's filled with ice and they're nestled in the ice, a bottle of moa shandon and you're actually going to have a beautiful romantic evening. Maybe this is what it is. You're at an orgy, right? Disgusting, sex-depraved orgy. Another one. Everybody is making love. Another one, did you say? Yes, another one. Yeah, another one. Everyone out in the rest of the area, the room, whatever it is, is making sick, carnal love to one another.

But then, when you want to take things to the next level, you drag your... Belum, your intended... I'm dragging my carcass everywhere these days, every time I move, I think if it as drag in the old carcass. I'm sorry to make it my carcass, I have a serious... Go into a cold wind as I walk and keep it fresh for longer. But it's the movie, it's the movie Endless Summer, right?

But it's Endless Winter for a guy whose body is deteriorating. And he goes and he tries to stay in the winter. Twenty-four. This is the thing, but they don't tell you about Frostbite. Yeah. Right? It's only a problem when you start to defrost. There's nothing wrong with having a frozen foot. There is a problem with having a foot that has frozen and then defrosted, a thawed foot. I like that.

From the decomposing. This guy, he's got to stay. He's an ice climber who both his legs have become completely frozen. So he has to travel from winter to winter, keeping those legs icy. It's the movie crank, but his legs are frozen. He's got to keep his legs really cold. He's got to keep his girlfriend complaining about the weather, about the temperature. He's got to keep his girlfriend begging to turn up the thermostat. Well, what if it's like, I know this is almost not, I don't think this is an improvement, but I'm going to say it. It It's like I'm excited for some reason. I'm mixing your idea and my idea.

It's good. He's got to keep his girlfriend complaining about his cold toes touching his leg. Content also touching her leg. Yeah, or he'll explode or they'll explode. So that means that he can't actually allow his feet to warm up on her legs. To warm up. He's got to keep getting them even colder while the other one's still cold on the leg and starting to warm up. It's such a good idea, Alistair. And it's the perfect crank. And then it'll be called crank. This will

be about how she's feeling. Yeah, your toes crank up the thermostat, honey. That's one of the things that's what she'll say. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that I missed. But Alistair, you can't, but there's no, I don't think I can get back because there's no way you can dangle a little, a little crank riff in front of me like that. Oh, I mean, tempt me off the, off the beaten track. And where were you? You were somewhere in between God, who's had his, who's had all these body parts removed and then there was something about a baby was that right? Maybe there was nothing about a baby. I Was grabbing the face of a baby was bit like how grabbing the face of a baby the laugh handles. Oh, yeah The laugh comedy show. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna write down my laugh handles. I think that's a that's almost something This is gonna be part of my my movie

something. This is going to be part of my movie. Well, I think the existence of love handles implies the existence of live handles and laugh handles. Live handles? Well, yeah, we live love. Is it? No, live laugh love. Is that what that? Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah. There's also eat handles and pray handles. Yeah. Now, what would pray handles be? Would that be a, do you pray when you hold the feet of the Pope to pray sometimes if he had really flabby wide feet. No, he washes your feet. He washes your feet.

Is that right? But maybe you hold his hand and kiss his hand or his ring. You do kisses ring. I do remember finding that really unsettling whenever I went to, whenever I, a few times I went to church and went to mass and just seeing like people walk up there and there seemed to be so many things they needed to do and some of them evolved to kissing the bowing and kissing rings and then they had to go get something out of a little chamber and I just felt so anxious at knowing that I wouldn't know what to do if I ever was asked to go up there bowing before having to go up. Oh, you got a bow. It's just this

step. It's just this accumulation of bullshit. Right. Like along the way, some new dude has come in and he's had some his own weird little fetish, his own weird little thing he wants you to do for him. But in order to maintain his authority, he has to maintain the authority of all the previous guys and their weird little fetishes. So you've got to do all of them. Now, if he, because if he says those ones don't matter, that might imply that his one also doesn't matter. So you just got to keep adding things on. Like that, that caterpillar that keeps all its old heads on top of its head. You know that caterpillar? No, it sounds like a caterpillar with tectonic plates or something.

It's a caterpillar, so as it grows, it sheds its skin. But the one bit that it doesn't fully shed is its old head skin. Don't shed the head. It's little skull. Don't shed the head. That's what they say. And so it carries around this little pile of smaller and smaller heads on top of its head. It's real pretty cool, actually.

Yeah, that look nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a little pile of skulls. Yeah, that's cool. Let me head. What's one of those places with all the skulls that they have? They seem to have a lot of them in Europe. This is what I was talking about, Alistair.

You're at the orgy, and you take your beloved into the bathroom. Okay, yeah, yeah. And you, because there, the next level is to have a romantic date. Yeah. So you frantically drag the man and then is to have a romantic date. Yeah. So you frantically drag them in and then out of the toilet, you pull a, um, mowage champagne and then maybe you try and, um, I don't know, roast a lamb skewer under the diced an air blade. Oh, yeah.

I'm running out of ideas. I mean, I suppose, you know, like it's an air fryer, right? It would be just like an air fryer, I'm running out of ideas. I mean I suppose you know like it's an air fryer right it would be just like an air fryer I suppose you just put some oil in there hot oil you could certainly you could certainly dehydrate a few slices of tomato and make Dyson dried tomato I saw one way recently that was like a circle really you know You know, instead of the blade, they got the full circle. Which makes sense, because I guess then you get that effect, that effect with the, when you blow something through and then all the other air gets sucked in.

Is that the Bernoulli effect? It would be Bernoulli. I mean, he's got his mitts all over all sorts of stuff. But you know, you also see there's a way that they inflate like stuff for inflating mattresses or whatever. Now, like let's say like a camping mattress instead of a foot pump. You just have like a long bag.

Like okay, so you've got the mattress on the ground. It's empty, right? And then you've got like a sort of a plastic bag in your hand and then you just do that blowing into it what with the big wide open hole and then it completely fills up and then you close it and then you stick that into your mattress and then you push that all into the mattress and then you pull that out and you blow it up like that again. Instead of doing 500 pumps, you're just doing about seven blows. Right, so you blow up a big bag. Yeah. And then you push the air out of the

bag into the mattress. Because you can fill up the bag in one blow with the Bernoulli, Mr. Bernoulli's effect. No shit, really? Yeah. That's, that's really cool. But if you put cloud milk as a species, we're going to be okay. But if you put your milk, how can we could use that to fix climate change somehow? Yeah, I feel like we could too. We just, we try using Bernoulli on this thing.

We got, we, you guys have been using, yeah, you guys thinking about Bernoulli? You guys been Bernoulli on this thing. We got we you guys been use yeah you guys thinking about Bernoulli you guys been been Bernoulli in it Feels like we we could be getting way more wind power out of this somehow. Mm-hmm You know what I mean how do you feel about this LSD? Yeah, I love it. I went to Africa and drove past some Wild animals in a super fast Italian sports car with the author of the book Sapiens. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. It was a Malawi Ferrari Safari with you will know a Ferrari. You know, I went to primary school with somebody called,

I mean my mom and beloved are both doing classes with her right now, Sherry Castellari. And so the rhyme in nice was Jerry Castellari drives a big red Ferrari on her African safari in her big red. No way. Yeah, yeah. No way. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, it was sorry, Castellari drives a big red Ferrari on an African safari. You know, and I'm so I feel so bad that she has to has to hear I mean she probably doesn't have to hear that these days But every time her name is mentioned I do say it You know and that's yes to see it on your face. Well, you know, we've actually not made eye contact since high school So I have not seen her but But I do hear about her and And then I usually say it and then I go,

I feel so bad that that happens every time I hear her name. For her, I feel it. It's really crazy to me. She's very successful. She's doing very well. Yeah, she can handle it. She can handle it. People who can handle you making up a little rhyme about their surname.

It's like the itty bitty tom witty committee. You know, tom witty is doing fine. That's right and that's why we could we could put his name in there and we could have fun. You know, I mean, you wouldn't you wouldn't do it with uh you wouldn't do it with a person who's you know these days I feel I wouldn't do it with a person whose life is it fills me with depression. Because their life is probably there has some depression in it. Comedy shouldn't punch down, right? That's right.

But neither should little rhyming phrases. Well, I think that maybe we need to start. I don't know if there's as many rules for the poetry world. I've never heard that poetry shouldn't run a punch down. You can't run anything anymore. I think the poets have been getting away with murder all this time. I mean, this is good.

Maybe we could murder and get some of the heat of us. People's characters don't have much character already. That's what we're worried about right I don't know unless they I don't know what you're saying when I'm when you were talking about because I'm We were talking about people's lives who you know that like it would be punching down So you're kind of almost saying like they they don't have much to even punch Anyway, I'm just thinking about this bathroom date before when you're, you know, I couldn't help but feel, you know, when you were lifting the lid to that toilet lid.

Mm. And it was filled with ice, that whole bowl was filled with ice. And in there, there was a bottle of Moesha and Dawn, of course, I think that that is the official drink of the two-in-the-thick tank podcast you know obviously except for one it's the unofficial official official like probably sparkling wine and it is an official champagne. I still call it, it's just sparkling wine. I wonder if that on the 500th episode, we could have cheese in a wine goblet.

So we'll freeze some wine. Freeze into the shape of a glass. Yeah, I mean, that would be amazing. I mean, I don't think I've mentioned on the pod that a friend Tom, my friend Tom who I used to work with in a kitchen, had message me and said that he would love to be the private chef for the 500th episode. I read nothing.

We were cutting a couple of times while and see what he's going to make and stuff like that. So that we had a constant influx of food so that we didn't have as much of a crash. Now, Alistair, I didn't want to get ahead of myself and assume, when you said this, I was so excited, but I wasn't letting myself get as excited as I wanted to be because I was like, I'm assuming he just means he'll prepare some food in a place. No, he wanted a food. And he thought it would be great if we could cut to him.

Oh my God, Alistair. He'll prepare some food in it. No, he wanted a food. And he thought it would be great if we could cut to him. Oh my God, Elastir. So that means we would have a little bit of a... Because if I, on the moments when I allowed myself to dare to dream, I was like, but imagine if he was actually there. Yeah, and I've already said, I love that. I used to love that Gorgonzola Noki.

They used to make it the cafe we worked at. And he's like, I could make that easy and I went oh my god How soft of a food is that well indeed It's I mean that it's like it was made for podcasts. I mean I mean it could be the it could it has the potential to become the official the world's official podcasting food Nothing in that has a single sound in it. You're it in my own way. Even the G is silent. Even the G is silent.

Okay, I mean, even the fact that Noki has kind of like a mold in it, which means that it's a cheese you approach carefully. You mean Gorgonzola? Gorgonzola, I think it does often have a bit of blue in it, you know? Mm, yeah. And that is my only hesitations that it might sit in the stomach a bit heavy. No way, you know. Well, Andy, Andy. You know, it's going to slow you down. You know, hey, if it fix that, you just have a smaller ball.

I'm not suggesting Andy. I'm not interested. I don't think I can do that. I can't make any guarantee. Andy's had a big bowl of no key. Oh no, it's the first hour. It's hour two. And it's like it's just finished off his second big bowl of creaming nockish. Those images of Andy and hour 20 or whatever, with you just like sitting, you're almost sitting on your neck, you know, instead of your ass, with you just like sitting, you're almost sitting on your neck, you know, instead of your ass, because you're leaning down so much,

your hair's all messed up, right? But it's that, it's, we're 45 minutes in, you've just had a big fuck off bowl and knocky, your choc-a-block. I'm knock-a-block. Your knock-a-block, you're... Choc-a-block, I'm knock a block your knock a block. I'm chock a knock And you're like you're it's just like your your gall bladder is just squirt an insulin into your body Like a firefighter desperately trying to put out a fireworks factory

trying to put out a fireworks factory. A single fire, a single firefighter standing in the face of a pyrotechnic inferno. Backups not coming different different systems are just shutting down Legs okay walk can't see Oh, oh, Gargle the next few sketches. I think I think the I think the full expression should be Choc a block with noch. Choc a block with noch. That's my that's my final position. How is this a sketch? Is there any way we can turn this into a sketch? This I mean, the only thing I can think of is the nocky Olympics. Yeah. And it's an Olympics in which everybody's had a big bowl of nocky. You know, I think that actually works. I mean, you

know, in terms of like making it more accessible to everybody, I think it probably works as not key. But if you made it a stack of pancakes, yeah, sure. The panic just, it's just the full Olympics. It's the Olympics, but everybody's full full belly Olympics. Full belly. What? Hiya. Faster, stronger.

I think that's fun because... I mean, I don't know why that hit for me. It might have been because it's good. Yeah, I don't think that was it, but I'll take it. Higher faster. What is it? Altius. Fuller. Higher faster. Fouler.

Ventus. Fautus. Higher faster. Stronger. Fuller. Thank you, Elastair. Thank you. It works for me. Did you write down the thing about the romantic date at the Orgy in the bathroom?

I mean, I've write down the thing about the romantic date at the orgy in the bathroom? I mean, I've written wrote down romantic date, bathroom date romantic. I think I've written romantic accidentally, but I don't understand what the orgy part has to do with it. Well, because I'm trying to see, I'm picturing that scene that you might have seen depicted in a sitcom or in a rom-com, in which people are at a dignified dinner, but they're getting horny. Yeah. You know, it's a dinner party or they're in a restaurant or something, and they take each other into the bathroom to take it one another's clothes off and do

What I like to think of as The dirty deed and what's that go to the toilet? Yeah There's almost no deed that's dirty Yeah, it's true maybe killing someone with a frozen turd Yeah, it's true. Maybe killing someone with a frozen turd. How did he do it? There's a dead body. No.

No. Hold it. There's holes in its chest. And it sort of, and it's chest smells like shit. And it's just a turd thing. A lot of time right diarrhea all over the floor. How did he do it? I just assumed he was dying and he had diarrhea all over himself. all over himself. There's one, there's one.

This was a mind, brain tease that I had a fucking book when I was a kid. It's a guy, he's found hanging by his neck in a barn, right? At its how did he do it, right? There's like his figure and meter off the ground or some shit. Yeah. it right there's like his figure and meter off the ground or some shit yeah man take it his own life it's a real brain teaser how did he do it I was standing on a block of ice right yeah well in our version this is our book on a block of frozen diarrhea. This is a havebook, brain teasers, but every mentioned water has been replaced with diarrhea.

That's the name of the port. No, that's good. Anyway, yeah, I mean, you know, what were you talking about? Okay, wait. So do you have the know, what were you talking about? Okay, wait So do you have the people know what they were talking about? Yeah, yeah, it's the okay So yeah, well that's the one I understand this right? And so this is the flip the my flip is that I was trying to like find a way in which you would take somebody to the bathroom for a dinner

Right, well, I basically all I wanted was to open the toilet and for there to be a bottle of champagne in there. And then I thought, well, is it a well enough known trope that people at some dignified dining type equation occasion might take one another to the bathroom to have sex? Then, if I were to invert that trope, assuming such a trope exists, I have a feeling it does but I could be wrong. It might not be consequential enough to withstand the inversion. It might fall apart in my attempted inversion, but then there's an orgy, but everyone's having sex. Obviously we depict that in and fall. In the

skin show, it's going to take many, many minutes. And then they drag somebody into the bathroom to, I guess, put their clothes clothes on tear their clothes onto their body and And have a nice dinner Yeah, I just I think it's the inverse would have why does it have to be that you drag some to the toilet to have sex Yeah, I couldn't it be something nice Couldn't it be yeah, I mean unless it was cuz sex as we all know is not nice I mean it's it's not pleasant. If you're doing it wrong. If you do it wrong. I just think I mean I for me the

inversion is more it's too bathroom attendance. They're on break and we're both going to the toilet at the same time. In the same toilet? Uh, yes. And when they're but and as they're pooping and their butt cheeks accidentally touch, they're eyes meet. They're, uh, their butt cheeks touch across a crowded toilet bowl. And their eyes meet and they say, let's take it out, salt. And then they go into the crowded kitchen, the crowded sort of dining room where everyone's eating.

And they start making out and they start throwing themselves up against diners. And I just and I was just, I mean, I want to thank you for this, because it's made me feel much more confident about my inversion, my version of the inversion. Your inversion version. Yeah. I mean, I think that if, if either of our versions weren't, we hadn't heard what the original thing was, I think it would have been difficult to see it as an inversion. I completely agree. I completely agree.

But I think, were you going to say something else about, oh, sorry, you're going? No, no, you tell me. Were you going to say something else about the bottle of Moe shandon? Because you talked about that being the official drink of the podcast and I think that got us distracted onto another try. Well, if I could get us distracted a little further I just think that I think that would be fun to get a real endorsement from Moe shendon. I think I'm ready now to move

away from joke endorsements And now I think I really want to be I think that they could find a new market Because rappers have hennesse I think I really want to be, I think that they could find a new market. Because rappers have hennessey. And I know other drinks have other things. And other things have other drinks. But I think the pod, the podcaster's drink is still up for grabs. And I think that we could settle on my way, Shandon.

Can we, and I'd like to sweeten the offer a little bit for them. I'm willing to offer them this slogan for their drink. Get your hand on a shandon. Get your hands on a shandon. Wait, but what about the Moe? Because there is already a brand called Shandon that is, and I think came together with Moe. I assume they were the same thing. I think came together with Moe.

I assume that I'm the same thing. I think, I'm not sure if they're all the same, but if you could just get something that rhymes with Moe before that, you could get a much bigger, more satisfying rhyme. Mm. Go away. And get your hand on a Moe away, Shandong. You way sand on you did it you did it my way my way your hands on a my way And on. This is good.

I have forgotten. Wait. Now we're you know, absolutely we are ready to have luxury goods. Well, I have had a few podcast that I've listened to stuff like you know people that I've listened to not necessarily for a long time. you know, like people that I've listened to, not necessarily for a long time. Like, okay, one of, but I've said, seeing a few podcasters where they all they talk about now

is how much money they have, and like all the rich, the rich people kind of activities that they do. And it's a weird thing to hear. And it's not something that, you know, our listeners will ever have to go through. I don't imagine. I mean we could we could talk about we could do a rich episode of the podcast. We did recently did a festive a Christmas Christmas episode. That's true. I know but do you think that we would talk about

the rich things that you would do? Like I'm listening to one podcast where like this is the French podcast from a drawer. He's talking about you know how he like you know he's like he's bought a flame thrower and he's a classic rich person. And at one point he was just like he just mentioned and passing how he was talking with a friend about how they should buy a radio station. Yeah I mean he's, because it was only a few million bucks. You know, and then, and then there was another part where he was like saying that somebody had offered him $7 million for his podcast, like a company to buy it. You know, he would keep doing it, but he, but they would own the podcast

and he would get the money or whatever. But then in how he was like, no way. I'm, it's like, I'm not doing it for less than, you know, I think it might have been a saying a hundred or a hundred million dollars from the podcast. What is this French, is this French? Is this a Montreal, is this a French Canadian podcast? Yeah, it's a podcast called Susie Good and the comedian is bilingual. His name is Mike Ward and you may know him.

Wardie. Wardie might have found him. and you may know, I worry, I worry my hands down. But it's like, I think it's just like, if you're talking about your life, I guess at some point, things go good. And then you're like, well, this is actually what's happening now. It's not all that, but it's also happened with,

what's his name? They're a bearded guy. Tom Segura. Now it's like, oh, he's doing helicopter lessons and things like that. I don't really listen to Tom Segura's podcast, but I get a lot of clips from his podcast appear in my YouTube feed. Right, sure. You know, it'd be great.

A podcast. Yeah, I mean, that's a different path, isn't it? Yeah, it'd be great. It's like a podcast or something that people listen to We're suddenly the people start getting really poor What do you mean it'd be great like I mean, it'd be funny. I know well Andy. It's not that I mean that's this podcast I know, but you're still I mean we're We're not like doing super well

Yeah, where are you? Live and great position just the fact that you are managing to keep We're not like doing super well. Yeah. We're a fly-up, actually. And we're in a great position. Just the fact that you are managing to keep four of your farm of children alive. I think it's already. Okay, four. But if you picture this kind of podcast set in the time of like, maybe it's like somebody who works is one of the staff on hand at one of those royalties,

like British royalties where they lost 13 children. You know, back in the day when people were just kind of, they just wasn't medicine and, yeah, yeah. You know, and they were kind you know, they were kind of like everybody was struggling. They were just drinking, they're probably drinking beer because water was too dirty. Yeah. So I think that would be why is it a royal, why are we associated with the royalty? If we're trying to pick somebody who's really poor, well, it's not somebody who's anywhere near the royalty. No, it's somebody who's like, you know, in a fucking hole in the ground. Yeah, yeah. But I think they have to start it out.

Like when they were doing the podcast, they were doing all right, originally. And then things have started getting bad. But not in a, I guess, I guess for this to work as a sketch, part of it has to be that it goes bad from their own doing, because I think that in human minds, we think that if something goes bad for somebody because of a decision they made, then we don't have to feel as bad. But if it happens due to something that's just happens to them.

How sought of their control. Yeah, then we, then we're like, oh, that's Paul Sard. I don't know. I feel also, I feel pretty bad about people whose lives go bad. I feel, I feel bad about that. Decisions they've made. I feel bad about that. Like, awful people, really terrible people,

if they end up destitute or they lose even a lot of their money even if they're still fine, I feel really bad for them. Yeah, but think about you, but you've been let think about this, you've been listening to their podcast, right? And now all they do is like they, they try to do the other stuff, but they really just complain about how bad things are. And so the quality of the work is going down. It's a bit like, who is the, like that kind of like the first American stand up guy? Oh, Lenny Bruce. Oh, Lenny Bruce.

Lenny Bruce, and his life saved to go pretty bad. Yeah, just as he kind of like just started to folk, like imagine if he had a podcast. And like I mean, essentially that's what it was. He was just standing in front of crowds, reading bits of legislation and how they're fucking him, the, you know, the, the police against him and things like that. And then, you know, and he's probably partially in a drug psychosis a little bit.

I don't know, but yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, think about how funny that would be as a sketch. But it's a podcast. All right, well, I'll roll it down. Funny podcast. All right, well, I'll roll it down funny podcast. The poor, I guess, I mean, I guess if I just write down the word funny podcast, we'll know what that means. Oh, somebody's watching the theory right because they get really poor and

I mean, but do they still do sponsorship reads? Yeah, right, are there sponsorships? The sponsorships are getting worse too. Yeah, other sponsors now just things they found for dead animals they found on the side of the road that they could pull it rip a bit of meat off to bring back to their family. Yeah, well now they eventually have to just start advertising their own stuff that they find. Is that what you mean? Like let's say you find some meat on the thing and he's like, you should buy it. And he tries to invent a company. It's from Jack, the jacket company. No, no, I don't think that's it.

Hell is dead because I think it would be I, uh, email them. This podcast is brought. Lenny Bruce at gmail.com. email them. This podcast is brought to you by the dead fox. I pulled the eyeballs out of to eat. Yeah. If you are interested in eating a bit of the dead fox, Why not check out the dead fox? Well, why not, say... Come on to my house and give me a little bit of money for some of the fox. Yeah, well, if you come around to my house and give me a bit of money, I'll tell you where the fox is. It's not when you get to the fox.

I don't think you can just come and take the fox and overpower me, because I'm weak, because all I've been eating is fox eyes. Well, I know I've thought it might have. I think there's something in this Alistair. I don't know what it is, but it feels like there could be something in there. It's the sniff of something. It's the very outside edge. It's like when you find a fraction of a tooth and you say, I think I've discovered a new dinosaur.

I mean, I think that we could make it as a podcast series and something happens where the two guys live start getting so much worse. Maybe it's just like while we're doing it, the part of it is just maybe the climate collapses a tipping point happens Oh, this is getting fun here. This is getting feeling more or feeling better about this more positive Yeah, I'm gonna enjoy we're releasing like I mean if we were in me announced that we were doing a podcast on the climate on the climate science And then we had like 10 episodes and then by the like the 10th episode it was just I guess one of us was eating the other one live on air. Yeah, you're right.

I think that would be really interesting. I think it starts out as quite like dry science stuff. But then that the... I think that's a really good idea. It starts out as dry science. So it starts out factual and it ends up fictional. Right? Like it turns into its own speculative thing. Yeah, and we would make it real enough that we would make it real enough that we would just regular riff, but then some of the regular riffs we could expand that later on into actual things like, oh yeah, I know that thing, I remember that thing I said my kid did.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, he doesn't do that anymore. Some of the, some of the fun, the fun is, fun is left his eyes. Well, I think, well, what about like, and also, you know, you have in the episode one, you're like, I was thinking about getting that expert back in the podcast studio, but when I saw him in the street, he just screamed and ran away. I mean, I was chasing him pretty fast with a stick. Yeah, we should have some like that. Yeah, we'd find we'd find a thing like that. It's just like, like that's just within the realm of believability.

Or just without. Do you think we'd release it on the tour to think tank feed? I mean, it would be an interesting thing to just, you know, have in there. Cause then maybe we're doing it right now. Cause then we could just draw some eyeballs to the, to the regular to and the think tank after that. We just go, oh, that's it. I think we're doing it right now. Hey, Alistair, if, um, if, if society does collapse, and everything the earth becomes uninhabitable. You're allowed to let. You're allowed to eat you?

Do you want to try and do one last podcast before? I think it would be nice. I mean, if we can get the time away from our partners. Yes, indeed. Now, I don't know what it's like when society collapses, but I feel like the people in your life get a little bit clingier. And it'll be hot, but you know, what if there's electricity, or at least a little bit of power left in my phone and computer. Let's use, let's save the last little bit for a quick poo in the shorts. We'll release

poo in the shorts too. I think that sounds great Andy. Just enough battery left. I think that will be a great last one as well. Because we really, there was just nothing left. This was all there was. The only thing that could stop us was the world Collapsed we we needed that to happen in order for to be able to stop doing the podcast Can I can I tell you something else? Yeah, I decided that this is the only thing that Science can't explain with the anthropogenic principle etc Yeah, right because the anthropogenic principles very powerful Basically saying that things couldn't be other than they are, because that's how we observe them. The fact that we

exist is beings that things have to be the way that they are. Otherwise we would be able to see you. Otherwise we would be able to see you. In order for us to be able to observe them. So that's why, like, you know, the force of gravity is as strong as it is because it had to be this strong in order for us to exist and be able to observe it. Is that right? Here's what I can't handle, though. Yeah.

The eclipse, right? Why is the moon the exact fucking size to obscure the sun? That's so weird and specific, right? Doesn't need to be like that. Yeah, and you think that one's too, it's too on the nose. Well, it is!

It feels like an artistic choice. Yeah, and so they are exactly the same size or is the moon just a little bit bigger? To the point where, just either side of the eclipse, you see the tiny little, you can see little bits of light leaking around the moon, right, to do with the imperfections in the shape of the surface of the moon, right? This is something that was on the latest episode of

Susu with Matt Stewart. Oh right. Right. And just that, just that fact, that fucking eclipse thing, I can't handle it. I had a guy tell me that while I was sitting in a volcano once. I had a guy I had a guy tell me that while I was sitting in a volcano once And he had just given me a bit of weed and he was like In that weed I mean, I'll say they're a sitting in a volcano. It was in Rotorua in New Zealand and he's like look around We're in a volcano like that and then and then he goes isn't it fucking weed? How the moon and the sun are exactly the same. So I was, I'm supposed to. Yeah. I mean, you know, I think it is weird, Andy. I will give you that. It is very strange. I mean, I think when when that guy who I like,

who does the, the consciousness stuff and, you stuff and all the stuff is reality is just created by our brains and all that kind of stuff. And one of the pieces of evidence that he put forward is the amount of symmetry that there is in the world. And so he used that as an example of something that could be evidence for what, like the world is created by our brains because it's like a compression algorithm, so stuff doesn't have to take up as much space, you know, like the memory. And then, you kind of like have stuff like, you know, wide space and subatomic particles

and stuff like that are,'s like you know there's uncertainty down there or there's uncertainty at the subatomic port particle level and that there's almost nothing be you know beyond a certain point in space and so those both seem like all somebody just couldn't be fucked having to like design all those bits. I, I completely agree. Yeah, I'll never get a look here Right, nobody's ever gonna look down here. Let's not bother. Let's just stop. Yeah, we don't have to Where the particles are at all times? No, exactly where they are that's crazy Every single one

Nobody's gonna look that closely and then we made machines to look that closely and they're like Ah, it's fucks But I mean the machines might be our own brains Right, there's an element in which it's like you know We're maybe just seeing a fraction of the universe that's there and so when we do look We're like, oh, this doesn't anyway. It doesn't matter. I can't actually explain what the fuck I'm saying. So, and I must sound like a real idiot to a lot of people. But Andy, just, no, but Andy, it brings me joy.

It brings me into my joy to dabble in the cookness occasionally. Yeah, I'll treat myself to a little nibble of the cookie. This felt warm and comforting, and I think that we could become Cooke's full blown cakes. A couple of Cooke's. Yes. Two in the Cooke thing. Oh, what?

Why thank? Oh, no, no. Why could that be? That's what it is, isn't it? You know, today, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, little, little. Yeah, it's really like a land, little, little. All right, and do we have at least five sketch ideas? We are gonna go to three words from a listener. What do you think, or the first word is?

Or first word? Caravan. This one is Caravan. this would just caravan first letter right third letter oh third letter is What the second letter is oh The second letter is what the third letter is Whoa and The lash a Is it crash no what the third letter is. Whoa. And the last.

Hey, is it crash? No. It's cracker. Cracker. It's what you and I are. Cracker joke. Cracker. No, Andy, not cracker joke.

You're thinking too festive, Andy. You've picked a theme and it was the wrong theme. The second word is lacquer. Cracker. Lacka. Is it slacker? Andy. Is it packer? Think about the park. Is it freckah? If our ACIS freckah. No, I'm sorry, but you did great putting an A at the end. Is that what you said A at the end? FIRA, FIRA C-A-S. Yeah, I would never use that word.

And I don't really entirely know what it means, but you made a good choice. It was, did end in a kind of C-A. It didn't have the S at the end, but it is cloaca. Oh, of course. but it is cloaca. Of course. Cracker? Lacker? Cloaca. And it brings me to an idea that I've been incorporating into my two into my sci-fi try guys that we're trying to get out for this month's bonus episode.

I came up with the idea of ass prison. Ass prison? Ass prison. Ass prison. Well, I wish I could say it like you say it because I think it sounds way better. Ass prison. Ass prison. Ass, ass prison.

Right? Ass. Yeah. And what it is is because the prisons are so full, right? The government can't fit any more people in prison. So what do they do instead they invent ass prison? And it's what the government puts a little locking device on your ass. And instead of locking you up for, you know, a year or whatever,

they're just like, you're not going to be able to shit for six to eight weeks. Wow. Yeah. Or whatever, like however long it's going to be. Six months. You're like, are they sending you a pack? I don't. I mean, you may have ordered. Well, I guess that's where those numbers came from. But in a way, yeah, there is a package coming. And it's gonna be...

Oh, but the thing is I think that even with a... See, here's the problem with the one flaw with their device, is that I think no matter, no matter, I mean, look, maybe I'm picturing this wrong, but I picture an ass prison, you could still just shit around. I guess that, I mean mean from their point of view, I think the government has worked out the kinks. Oh, yeah, they've worked out the kinks. I guess I was just picturing the fact that he belt. Yeah, you could just fill it up.

Well, I mean either that either that or the punishment is you have diarrhea for six weeks. But I think the ass prison and locking off your butthole is- Imagine if they paralyzed your butthole. They shut down all your butthole systems. Yeah. And then your butthole just kind of lays there like limp. Like it's mouthful. Full, it's mouth a gap. It's drooping on it, you know. Yeah. What are you, what are you, your, your paras plegic? You are, your piras is that you said piras plegee. Yeah. Yeah.

So so you can't move your arms your leg or your anus. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess in this case, it's just your ass. Okay. Yeah. Ass, raspeed. What's the rest doing it then? are there two asses in your ass? I don't know double ass. It's Rass You know like ass

I'm ass So that's an exciting little teaser for sci-fi try guys What a very Tantalizing Andy Mmm And so it's are we using that for cracker, lacker, cloacker? Well, just the lacker and the cloacker gave me the image of like sealing over the opening, the passageway.

And I like the idea of a Christmas cloacker that you get. And you break open and there's like something inside. Yeah. You know, like a joke. You know, because like, and the reason why I'm saying you break it open is I do feel like it's been kind of candy coated or something like that. It's had like something.

Wow. Hainted over the top that's made it crunchy. You probably can eat it. It probably tastes like a cinnamon roll, I think. Like it's been treated. It's been, it's probably the, the cloac has been sort of boiled in sugar water. Candied, yeah.

Candied. The, that is interesting. And then, but inside the folds, you know, there is a little gift in there. Maybe you got to find a penny, you know, maybe you got to get a joke. I mean, it's got to be something new, I think. It could be, you know, you get a, you know, you get a raffle ticket. And the big scratchy. Oh, scratchy. I'm a lottery ticket in there.

It'd be great if it become, it's like instead of a scratchy, it's a Pokey. You got a Pokey, like not a Pokey, like a Poker machine. But this is like a Pokey. And you got to put your finger through the cloac a hole. And then, you know, there could be folded up money or like the deed to a house. Yeah, wow.

It's a lucky dip. Yeah, it's a really, it's a very lucky dip, but it's a lucky poke. Hmm. Maybe this is not it. No, I mean, I'm sorry, I think I'm getting a bit tired, so I'm not like, not latching on as I should be. No, it's okay. Do you like a baby who's just learning how to breastfeed? Yeah, I'm not offering you high quality, you know, golden, first like syrup there. Colostrum.

Colostrum like that. You need a bossy midwife to come in and just grab. I mean, that's what you need. You need it. You need someone to push you onto my idea and start. Yeah, it's a pump. But you are not so I can guzzle on the rich comic potential. You are the rich.

You're not. And hearty. You're not taking the good stuff. So, so I'm going to have to sell this these sketch out into a bodybuilders. The colostrum that bodybuilders lot. Yeah. It's not from humans, right? It's not from, it must be cow colostrum. Yeah, I would say most, but I think that they would, they would take woman colostrum if they could get it. I'm sure they would. But they'll see how much bodybuilders need to eat. Right. This would not, you know, the the meager amounts that feeds a baby would not satisfy them at all. Yeah, I wonder if there are other forms of colostrum. You know, the first little bit of lava out of a volcano.

At first. First. Let's see. The first drip of water out of a tap. Ah, that tap age. The first Harry Potter fan through the doors of a convention, of a gathering of a wizard gathering. You were like, maybe if you were like a somebody who hunted Harry Potter fans, you know, and you were talking to

another group of Harry Potter Hunter or Harry Potter fan hunters. There would probably would be something where you're like, you know, you'd probably get a job at a convention. And then you would wait to see who the first people to come through are because they would have a specific enthusiasm. The first hand there that I think would be more to enjoy seeing leaving their eyes. There is it like if you're talking about like the queue to buy a new iPhone right with people spending lots of money to buy their way to the front of that lie,

to be the first through the doors to buy the new iPhone. Much like colostrum, they probably are rich and thick. They are truly the colostrum of iPhone purchases. Purchases. And so they would be good for bodybuilders to eat. They get grabbed by bodybuilders. They're awaiting their inside the doors of the Apple store, hiding around the corner and they grab those first people through the doors. They tear them apart with their bare hands and they eat them. They're in front of everybody. Me needing a person probably would be, you can watch them grow bigger. It's very good for you. The protein. You know, I mean, imagine if you could get the colostrum of a body builder.

I mean, imagine that. It's I picks colostrum. I think I'm a predator in terms of the, the humans that you would, like people always try to go, oh, well, they're meat would be tough, but you would slow cook it. Mm, of course, you're not crazy. We're not crazy, isn't it? Did this such a thing as an Apex parasite? Mm.

Oh, yeah, there must be. Apex predator. So what would an apex parasite be? Would it be a parasite that that sucks on other parasites? Or if there are parasite parasites, I guess there must be parasites. I mean, it's just a parasite. But then they're parasites on the parasites on the parasites. I guess your kids are your parasites, right? They are a little parasitic. A little landy. Come on go say it go walk into their room and say it out loud. I'm recording this right outside their bedroom. Just to think of all the

half episodes of two and a think tank that they're getting into their brain subconsciously. They're absorbing all the word, all the mentions of diarrhea that they get while they sleep. They're doing this brain and affect their dreams. Oh God, I was hanging myself in a thing and then there was diarrhea. The whole strip of diarrhea. All the first bit of diarrhea. All the first bit of diarrhea. Oh, you could feed to a bodybuilder. Well, if bodybuilders get fecal transplants, they demand to get only a fecal transplants from the first.

I give what they want. They want the muconium of the baby. I think the idea is that a body builder who got the first of something, got the first colostrum, suddenly now wants to eat the first of everything because he thinks it'll just be better. Especially eating the first iPhone buyer. That's the, that's the, what is the, the lack of, the lack of, lacker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker with your Alex Lloyd getting getting your your clue on who knew it with Matt Stewart and your words read out on two of the think tech at the same week. Can you believe it? Oh, who did amazing things and you did? You did. Something about how you live your life means that deep down you knew what you were doing.

I wonder what the, like you know, like there is a kind of like a greater connection group of podcasts and friends in Melbourne. I think, like I wonder if there is a name for this group, you know, including the kind of the sand's pants and the weekly planet guys and the mat's yours. Yeah, yeah, sort of like a frat pack kind of thing, right? Yeah, but it's like a flat, that equivalent. That equivalent. That a flat, what pack?

The flat, what pack, but of course. Soy, flat pack. The soy, wart pack. Anyway, let's not give that the name because that's real shit. And everybody would hate that. They're not going to be what they're not going to what if anybody does know a name for the Melbourne podcast. People, you know, let us know. Should we wrap up?

Do you think Andy Matthews? I think so. Yeah, sure, let's wrap up. I mean, this is, do you want to take us through the sketch? It's so nice to Andy, it's so nice to do sketch, sketch, sketch, do a podcast while I'm still on a stride, despite still being, you know, over 12, you know, probably like 10 hours or 11 hours away from where you are right now. We're doing these. We're both tired, you know. It's good about that. But I go to Canada.

Do you think anyone ever says, if you're talking about two points that are underground, right? In a strip, but in a straight line between two points underground. Would you say as the crow deeks? Yeah, maybe or as the mole crawls. I think it's funny to think of a crow digging. I know, you're right. I know, but I think I thought it was the crow

was enjoying it, you know what I mean? That's the crow, he's not enjoying it. Also today I started doing the podcast in my parents' kind of basement, which smells like, you know, oil and things like that. And it's not, you know, it's things like that. And it's not, you know, it's not really a basement because it's still above ground, but it's under the front of the house's ground, but at the level, ground level, at the back of the house, but it smells

bad. And I think that this is what my podcasting situation is going to be like a Montreal, because the house that we're going to be staying in is going to be quite small. And I think I'm going to have to go down into the basement to as to not wake up everybody when I podcast. But then because you're on the other side of the world by going down into the basement, you'll be just be getting that little bit closer to the out there. That'll be, that'll help. It'll be a little gesture, you know.

I think that'll come across in peace. All right, I know you think it's the Crow digs. That's the Crow digs. It's the Crow and joys. All right, take us through the sketch as I'll stay in this. All right, we've got the first sketch idea. It's your painful for a lot of people. The record for the most unnecessary body parts removed.

And we imagine a funny scenario occurring with that. And then we have the laugh handles comedy show. I mean, the sketch isn't 100% clear at this point, but I think it could have something to do with, it's a new thing in order to allow people to just focus on a show and try to enjoy it the most. It's got to be one on one and you got to just take up the person's full vision and hold on to their cheeks. Then we got the endless winter, which is a documentary about the decomposing man who tries to keep his body fresher for longer by traveling the world, going to the coldest places.

Mm-hmm. Crank up the thermostat, honey. Yeah, but what was that one? That was Crank. That was Crank. That was Crank, but for... He's got a keepy's cold toes, so he's... Keeping you.

Cold toes. Toes on an upset wife. And then we've got bathroom date romantic. That was your idea about the the inverse on the on the on the on the right inverse. When you when you make a point of saying that it was my idea That was your hour dear Inverse restaurant no it like The inverse restaurant makeup

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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because how you say hour, I think is very close to dear.

Do you think that idea? The idea. I think the idea should have an r-adient. Yeah, of course. Idea. Idea. Idea. Come on, LSD. Come on, LSD. Let's do this. We are so close. Okay, then we got people are almost very Olympics higher, faster, forward. Then we got the brain teaser killed with frozen diarrhea. Then we got funny podcasts, letting you think in the full belly Olympics, the Olympic rings are just a little bit to standard at the bottom.

They look a bit more like a beer. Oh, that's cool. I was picturing some of the plates maybe. Maybe the upper ones are plates and the lower ones are plates. I hate it. Let's do it. Then we got the funny podcast, Lenny Bruce. That's life getting worse. Get some more sponsor, read, dead fox. Then we got the climate podcast where everything crumbles. I really enjoyed this episode, Alice, looking back on the sketch ideas. I don't feel good about it.

They're not, I mean, I think that I think that the ideas are just, they're just going to take a little bit more work getting them there. Yeah, that's fine. I mean still they're not the people to do that If there's fun in all of these Andy we had fun along the way, so there's got to be fun there somewhere Exactly you're completely correct Alice if you finish reading them out the climate podcast where everything crumbles by the end and then that's you and me And then we got bodybuilder eating colostrum and then wants to get the first of other things like eating the first iPhone buyer

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just. You know, we had a friend, good, no? Because the BGs, they seem they started to become a bit irrelevant. But then they invented disco music and sang in falsetto I'll start podcasting in falsetto. That's right or in the whistle register. Two in the whistle register will call it. Two beyond the range of human hearing to podcast for dogs. You don't even want to try. You've been hearing it's a podcast for dogs. I'm not saying it's my hearing. I would never read it.

I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it.

I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read it. I would never read. But I'm not saying it's my hearing. I would never. I would never. It's not my hearing that's the issue, Alistair. It's the fucking, it's the compression of these, this medium that we're using. Oh my god, Andy.

Andy is the spirit. It's next episode. Oh, Andy, you want to do a read about a dead fox? Want to start eating the eyeballs Alice there's anything you want to plug Apart from your butthole. Yeah, I want to plug it up as part of a experimental prison system Not right now, you know, you can always check out the patreon Um if you if you guys are interested, but mostly I just want to plug

you the listener. I want to plug you guys and say that you are what I want to listen to. Yeah, you know what? You guys should listen to your heart. That's what I was going to say. That's how I was trying to put it into the fridge. I've heard good things. And we love love. Yeah. That's us listening to our friends. Bye. Bye. It's the holidays and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats.

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