Two In The Think Tank - 499 - "NO SPOILERS RESTAURANT"

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

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Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, oh. Oh, hello, and welcome to Two in the Think Tank the show where we come up with five sketch ideas. Hi, Andy. And I'm Anna Lister, George William, Trulay, Birchell. We are still on the road. Yeah. We are driving through the alpine regions. We're only about an hour and a half out of Wadongda.

Yeah, if you're here, if you're picking up on something a little bit different in the podcast today, it's our proximity to Wadonga. Yes, we have re-entered the state of Victoria. Mm-hmm. The state of bliss, that is Victoria. That is Victoria, but it won't be forever because we are going to go visit my Nana. We are off pot, unfortunately. But she does live just across the Murray River where we... The Coytie River will be briefly we re-entering...

Oh, no, wait. Is Wodonga in New South Wales? Oh, well, I think Cobra might be in Victoria, but... Oh, I don't know anymore, Andy. I was about to make a bold statement really confidently. And then... Ailing for us to reveal later in the show. Yes.

And it is a show. I mean, what a show. And this is a show. Me and Andy have been at each other's necks about our... driving and it's been great and he thinks that I imagine things to pick on him about and he says that he sticks to reality yeah yeah you also like you have these beautiful fictional worlds that you build up where I crash into distant objects yes I mean it's often several kilometers away from the car several car it's often that we're going 60 when we're about 25 meters away from

a red light and I just go Andy there's a red light and I just go Andy there's a red light light just there. And then I react really well. Really well. Breaking super heavily is the only way that you can. And then you get very upset about it. Oh, you don't need to tell me that or not what to drive. Like that, that kind of stuff.

And so that's why we've come up with a fresh sketch idea, which is a, what's that thing like a... The Transport Accident Commission, the TAC, Road Safety, Government Agency in Australia. they make ads to help people drive safer on the road that's right we think there should be an ad reminding people that one of the most important things on the road is to make small comments about the other person's driving yes so that we think that that's what's keeping people safe on the roads

they become more aware of their surroundings more aware of what is happening maybe they haven't seen that there's a corner up there you know so you could say something about that little comments little comments don't forget don't under-appreciate The power of making little comments. We all have a role to play in safe driving. Husbands. Husbands.

Mothers. Hults. Don't let sitting in the front be the only barrier. Don't, don't, don't, and if you can't think of anything to say, that's fine. Just flinch. Just the mere act of flinching. Easily? Could you just very stressedly grab that handle of the window?

Yes, yes. And if you don't have anything to say about the driving, Debbie comment on the loudness of the radio or the temperature. A, B, C, always be commenting. The ABCs of safe driving. Yes, and that will move a lot of deaths off of the road to our jurisdiction. Reducing the number of road fatalities and increasing the number of murders. Yes.

Um, so... Which is not our problem. We're the Transport Accident Commission. Not our issues. If it's not an accident, it's not a problem as far as we're concerned. Uh, you're thinking of the Transport on Purpose Commission. Um, I don't see that on my lapel. On my, no, lanyard.

But I can't see my lapel due to a neck injury that doesn't allow me that I had to have my neck fused. And I can't look down. I can't tilt my head. Yes. But I mean, it would also be good for them to say If we can reduce the number of accidents that happen on our roads By turning them into on purposes If you see a pan into a wall

Driving it, if you're about to, you think you might accidentally crash into a wall Steer, choose to steer into it That's right That's no longer an accident You're back in control That's right, record, do a little voice recording say I am of sane mind And I am choosing to drive towards this wall

like that and that will really help us Don't become a statistic Become a different type of statistic Yes Yes Don't become a statistic Become the statistic On purpose

Killings Don't become a statistic Become a statistician We just We've just drove past the sign Now you know the town Colac I know the town of Colac Well we've just drove past the town

it's called Colac Colac. Colac. Colac. You can never... I've been to Colac and I say you can never have enough. You can never have too much. I mean, it does imply the existence of Colac, Colac, Colac. I mean, you know, I love something that implies the existence of something else. Yes. I love existence to be implied. Oh, we just went past the sign that says Cujawa Cemetery, which implies the...

could you are birth unit maternity ward maternity ward I mean I would love to see an entirely implied universe all the things that are implied yes okay is it real

well it's implied yes let's say an apple well that implies the existence of a people and a sepal and a steeple and a steeple and a steeple yep

oh yes indeed and just there's a bit of a follow-up to the previous episode how we had seen a grey parrot, a grey sort of gala-style bird that I'd never seen before. I just saw the sequel to one of those. A dead one on the road.

Are corpses the sequels to living bodies? I think so. I think we are in just the larval form of corpses. Yes. Well, people love a gender-flipped reboot. What is death, but not a

living dead reboot flip flip the life status forget it beautiful forget it

beautifully expressed I'm writing it down ignore me we just went and had the milkiest coffees oh my god they had an award

so milky so hot I took a mouthful into my mouth and then just spat it out onto a chair in front of me it was so hot

we scald in my mouth you would not believe how red my mouth is. And I'm telling you, you're thinking, how red could it be? Pure red? You can't, I said you won't believe it, if I tell you. It's probably a color that you can't see.

It's so red. It's so red, it's not red. Is there something that is so visible, it passes beyond visibility. Oh, that's interesting. Hyper-visible. But I think we should have a, you know, you've got to go to this place, their coffees are so milky. Maybe it's even called milkies.

We've got the milkiest coffees. Oh, yeah. Or maybe they just sell milk. All the different milks of all the different beasts. Oh, that's a cool idea. We're milkies. Mmm. Wait. Beast milk.

Yeah. It's called Teets and Eats. Because I think I would love to try that one that the, I was about to say the Ornita The ornithyrink, the ornithyrins or whatever, the platypus. Because that's what the word in French is. Um, nita rnake, isn't that fucked? Yeah, that's, what, what does that even mean? I don't know, I guess platypus, yeah.

I mean, I guess it's probably based off of the Latin thing. Maybe it is ornitherencus or something like that. Oh, on a taranque. Um, but, uh, but I would love to have some of that milk that they ooze onto their paddle. I reckon platypus is probably based. on the Latin, you know? I thought it sounds pretty Latin to begin with.

Yeah, right. It sounds great to me, mate. Maybe it is. Yeah. Oh, man, what's the plural? Is it platypie? Or is it platterpotties? Platipides.

Platipides. Platipides. You got to get a blotipides. Better blotipides and are your mind beautiful. Oh, God. Okay. Milkies beast milk. So then what? Do you just get?

Oh, you get a milkshake there and it's got all the different types of... You go, I'll have a... You get to choose a blend of all the milk. Yes, you get a, like, I'll have a... A couple of squirts of the... And it's everything's done in squirts. Okay, it's all squirts, and the squirts are from teats. Yeah, yeah, couple of squirts of the...

The teat of the beast. At the teat of the beast. I have the teat of the beast. I mean, a couple of squirts of bison. Mm-hmm. I'll have a couple squirts of yak. Mm-hmm. Um, give me, give me, give me horse.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. If it's, if it's, all the tit that's fit to hit, that's like, oh, man, that's great. All the tit that's hit to fit. Yeah. Or, well, fit to hit. Yeah. The tit.

I mean, sometimes a business doesn't seem like such a good idea. Until you come up with a slogan that makes it in almost in. I mean, you go there and you just drink. You could mostly, you probably just get milk by the shot glass. Oh, yeah. You know, like that and you just shot, you just like gulp. Yeah. You just get 30 mils.

A white gulp. You know, it's a buck a shot. Mm-hmm. Like that feels so affordable. Mm-hmm. You're trying different camels milk. Um, you know, rat milk. Alistair, you were telling me a great fact about camels yesterday.

Did you like to share it with the listener? Oh, yeah, because, you know, we all think that, like, well, you know, it was commonly thought that they hold, um, they hold water, water in their humps. In their humps. Like this, right? And, but no, they hold fat in there. But the idea is that they, they burn the fat. And then the fat gets burned. So it takes, it mixes with the oxygen in the atmosphere, in the atmosphere that they breathe in.

and then it creates water in the burning process but for every gram of fat it creates 1.3 grams of water so they actually store more water than they would if they had water in there well they make the water they're making their own water I don't need to drink I can make my own fucking water out of fat

I wonder if we all do that maybe we all do that maybe we're all a little bit camel. Maybe we're all a bit camelie. By the way, how good is this freaking rolling hill in front of us? My, look at that. It's a mountainous greasiness could stay this hill. Let's quickly describe it, Andy. Let's use

our skills of riff poetry. Okay, it's big. It's folded like the ripples around an old man's eye. A plump man's, old plump man's eye. Old plump man's eye. There's sparse trees on there, but they look aged like a, like a turtle.

Criss-crossed by the tracks of sheep, maybe cows, like, I like to be like ants crawling on the pomp man's eye in the region around it. Yes, fenced off, but only partially fenced off with sheep inside, but like a farmer who couldn't afford a whole hill. fenced off like a topic that you're not

allowed to discuss at a re-ad comedy festival yes a big loose partially submerged boulders

with green lichen on them like a like a like a topic in a relationship that you all know that you both know

is there but that you are yet to reach the crisis point where you address it. Oh, yes, yes, yes. And then a few cows hotting under the shite of a

spherical tree top. All right, it was great. I think you can really picture that now. Yeah. Did we say pasture as well? Pasture's in there. It was a pasture. Pasture is a good word. Yeah. Pasturized. Yeah, pastoral. Yeah, fucking, is this milk

pasteurized? Well, the cows were in a field so what do you think um it's a joke about the word pasture oh yeah yeah yeah yeah should it be pronounced pasteurized like louis pastur it wasn't louis pasture we're entering the town of beringama beringama beringama beringama beringama beringama beringama okay forget it no No, no, no. Is that a cucumber bar? Cucabar on an electrical wire? Okay, we've got to focus on...

We continue to be Australia's most Australian podcast. Yes. Still, probably still at the highest altitude. Mate, this isn't just a... This isn't a podcast. This is a macro podcast. Yeah. Because of the classification of kangaroos.

Why? Macropods. Are they macropods? They're macropods. Big foot. Oh. Is that what the pod stands for? Is that what the pod stands for in the...

Hodcast? Yeah, I think so. A podcast. All right, indeed. What about, like, okay, there's a, it's an offshoot of, uh, of, uh, of foot guys. You know, guys who are really into feet. And, but they, they really like it when there's a little bit of lint stuck at the end of your toe from the sock.

Ah, I had that yesterday. Is you? Well, these, these guys would have been rolled up by the sod of your feet. Boy. No, but do you think that there's... Just a hint of lint is enough. Yeah. Do you think there's any division in the foot and the foot fetishizing community?

I'm sure, like every, every community is rife with divisions. I'm sure there are those who fetishize the toe. Those who like the gap between the toes. Yeah, I mean... Some people who find toes repulsive, but love a heel. Oh. Yeah, I mean, if there's really like some intense heel guys, I think that's pretty amazing.

I mean, it's one of the most harmless things I've seen. In terms of a thing to fetishize, the heel or the foot? The foot in general. It's like, it's one of the healthiest freaking fetishists I've ever heard of, except for the whole putting a whole dirty foot in your mouth maybe. I mean, but like... You're right, you're right. It does seem there is something sort of wholesome about it.

There is something almost idyllic. You know, we have this vision of this beautiful, and it is a community, you know. This one is. And the fact that they all share photos of feats together. I mean, isn't that something we should all aspire to, to all share? There is a kind of hunter-gatherer sort of aspect of it as well where they're online. And they can spot a foot when, you know, some celebrity or anybody is doing. That's right.

And, you know, a glimpse of like a foot. In nature, these things that are harvested. They're alert to the world. I imagine these people must be so present and receptive at all times. Oh, yeah. You know, and they take what the universe provides. Without having met a single one that I know that are. Any details about the community at all.

Yeah, I would say that these might be the best people in the world. And I think that the Nobel Peace Prize should go to the foot fetishizing community. Oh, I'm a foot fetishist. Fetichist, yeah. I mean, to be honest, they do make me feel excited about humanity. That, like, a lot of the time, it's not stuff that people have sort of been harassed about when they were kids, you know, like when they were like teenagers or whatever by some guy on the side of the road or whatever like that. So people don't feel as bad about it. and they're so willing to offer money to people online people who are not necessarily doing well

yeah the occasional $25 here I guess what it is is that it's like it the foot is almost like a waste product a byproduct of existence right the foot um nobody had thought to sexualize it or fetishize it that's right you know like um what's that uh People had done the ankles. People got enclosed with the ankle. Oh, sure, sure. But then there was a real breakthrough when they explored what lay within the shoe.

Yes, that's right. Maybe they were hidden for so long. And the idea that there's a community out there sexualizing and fetishizing something that was otherwise just going to waste, merely existing, is, it gives us hope of, like,

like a, I guess like a, an alternative to growth. I mean, on the previous podcast, we were talking, I think it was on the podcast, or maybe it was just domestic everyday bullshit we were talking. But you were talking about like finding an alternative to capitalism. Yeah. And maybe the foot people give us a path forward that is like, how do we go, how do we achieve growth without producing more stuff, without the same consumer culture? That's right, because these guys, they use every part of the beast.

They fetishize every part of them. Yeah. You know, no part of the body gets, goes to waste. I mean, I like to think that maybe, you know, they're into a few other parts. I don't want to put that on them. Obviously, that could be a big split, you know, to be a foot fetishist, but... To be adult stuff. But only because you just love every part of the body.

Yeah. But then, you know, that's a lot of communities to be a part of. That's a lot of friendships to maintain, you know? But, like, are there people who are like, you know, shoulder blade guys? are there guys that are like small of the back dudes Smaller the back dudes And of course I don't mean to exclude Women who are feet fetishists

Who love shoulders, who love You know Back of the knees Of course the small of the back That implies the existence of the big of the back Big of the back And the small of the front And the big of the front

I mean the small of the front I guess that is the region between The belly button And sort of, I guess Yes, the pubic, you know, that sort of no man's... Is anyone named that bit? The no man's land? That might be an unclaimed section of the human body.

You think that we could call it the, uh, the, uh, sort of like, uh, I don't know, the, the, the Coca-Cola lower belly. Yeah. I was just saying, we, I guess if you named it after yourself, then you could sell it off. The Matthews, the Matthews Tundra or Matthews planes. Mm-hmm. Like that. Uh, the underbell, the Matthews underbelly.

The underbelly Yeah Dark underbelly The well-lit underbelly Um Do you ever Have you ever pictured yourself In a dream or in some kind of

Closed Eye fantasy That you would have a Some kind of a power Not power but yeah That power animal Is that what they're called? Spirit animal Spirit animal

Um I used to be scared, I have nightmares about being chased by bulls. Really? Yeah, I don't know if that counts. Well, I mean, that sounds like the opposite. Yeah. I disempowered

and all. I think I went through a period where I was kind of I guess it was sort of a meditation, but I was like, I think I was listening to guided meditations a little bit. And then they were telling you that you're walking into a forest and that you were meeting your spirit

animal. And that And so then I was picturing this kind of quite young bear. Did I tell you about this? Yeah, well, I think you, did you turn it into an episode of Shusher? Oh, maybe I did. This bear and he's got a bald patch on the top of his head? Yeah, I can't remember. I know at some point I told you about that because I was thinking about putting it into a show

and that I wet my finger in my mouth and then I would run my finger along the edges of his bald patch. But this one would get on my back like a like a backpack. Yeah, okay. And we just kind of hang out together. And just kind of see the forest. But it is a weird thing where you're like, I was imagining this. And I do kind of still have memories a little bit of what the forest looks like. From the meditation thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. But you can really create these places. Oh, we're entering a place called Shelley. For those who are following along on the maps, on the Google Maps, they must be Shelley Victoria. The

Shelley gang Forget it Yeah But it's the Oh I mean That's the perfect Female Kelly gang Oh wouldn't that be great

We should do that Big Beards Hmm The slot Her helmet goes vertically What She's a woman She doesn't have a horizontal

Vagina like men She has one that goes up and there Indeed no It's for the eyes I'm sorry Well maybe her eyes are one above the other like a woman like a woman um so i'm sorry that i the first thing i think of about a female ned kelly is something about her body and it well i mean i did that too by saying

beard i wasn't listening but i was it's a shelly plantation there's all these christmas trees that are kind of planted here maybe for their wood do you think it's for their wood andy could be What do you think it's four? I wonder whether or not you could do these. Hang on, I just realized that Shelley... Yeah. Well, that obviously rhymes with Kelly, so that's the surname. So that doesn't get us any closer to having a female Ned Kelly.

Why? Well, because all we've done is change the surname. That doesn't make her a woman. I know, but... But it's literally Kelly with a she in front of it. Okay. Ah, see what... Yep, all right.

it's like Shealy well then what's her first name well it's a gang they've got different first names so one will be Margaret no but the Ned Kelly version in the game Margaret gang Margaret so she's called Margaret Shelley

yeah but it's the Shelley gang yeah okay you don't think she should be called Edna or something like that yeah I mean we can do Edna great that's the other one

I mean it would be interesting it probably can't stand up but like could we could we start some kind of like come up with some sort of historical argument to argue that Ned Kelly perhaps was a woman under the mask

you know is there any evidence under that that hanging mask that they did at the prison where they don't? The death mask yeah yeah they uh yep um

I mean I think that then Shelley probably did you know have feminine features it's interesting you think he had kind eyes yeah yeah that's true but I think he wrote a really long letter

which seems like something that a woman would do that's right I think that you could just make a essentially a female Ned Kelly movie and and then have people just be upset about it but also make it really good

just like make a better story yeah i mean in some ways um i think if you make a gender flipped movie of any kind yeah in this day and age you have to consider the response of people the outrage and the of the cry babies yeah that's part of the art yeah yeah okay maybe that is your art yeah the art is the is the thing and then but then yeah the the great thing can be that maybe people will really like it and and well that's not part of the art though no no no I mean obviously but isn't that part of the response though um it's a different yeah but I'd include that okay yeah oh son Wadonga 82 kilometers away well that's but that's not where we're going I know but I think we have to go through it maybe sure maybe a little bit um what can be something

do you know what I think that would be different yeah about Eddie Kelly ladies is that is that And look, I don't mean this, I think that's, like Edna, would probably cover her legs a bit. Hmm. I mean, that's, that is interesting, isn't it? But, I mean, is it like the case where, like, like the planes that, you know, that came back from war? Yeah. Right? They were like, oh, look at all these holes.

We've got to patch, you cover up, we've got to put armor wherever these holes are in the plane. Of course, those are the spots where you don't want to put armor. Ned Kelly got shot all up in the legs Right And what do you learn from that Well that's the spot where you don't need to put armour on a Ned Kelly Why? He died Yeah but not from getting shot

No but didn't he Well no but I mean he got taken down That's true Yeah Yeah So like in the case here you want you want the ones of the Players that got shot down So maybe you only armour the legs of the Ned Kelly

By your logic That's right Only put armour on the legs okay he doesn't have any holes at his upper body I mean I think that's a funny thing for like

I guess if she was aware of Ned Kelly and she's like oh they shot him in his legs so she only makes an iron skirt he does that yes protects her calves

and maybe she does that first and then once the shootout starts and she kind of realize she gets hit in the arm she then makes the rest of the suit quickly really quickly Oh, it would be a beautiful scene where she's there at her sewing machine,

sewing those big sheets of metal together. Working with her scissors. I think that's it. I think in an Australian movie of a lady, Ned Kelly, we're driving under a cookaburra right now. Yeah, another cockabur on the bloody power line. I think that scene where she sows the armour. Okay.

On her old sewing machine is going to be a beautiful seat. Old sewing machine from the 1800s or whatever. When was they getting in Kelly around? Probably the 1800s, yeah, I imagine. That seems like a very Ned Kelly time to be alive. The 1800s are very Ned Kelly coded. How do you feel about saying things that something are rather coded? Yeah.

I think that moment's probably already passed. I think so? Well, if I'm doing it, it's almost certain. you know i think saying things after they were relevant and probably getting them a little bit wrong is a very andy coded thing to do yeah yeah yeah yeah um misinterpreting trying to jump on a bandwagon is a bandwagon a wagon that would actually have a band on it they'd be performing on the wagon yeah and is it one of those things that it's good to get involved in once it's already fun

I mean jumping on the bandwagon yeah I mean and you're trying to jump on maybe you're jumping on with an instrument yeah I guess so something that's already kind of good trying to play along jumping on the bandway maybe you were originally invited to be in the band and he didn't think it'd be very good and then you saw them on that wagon and you saw how many people are dancing and loving it

things like that and you're like I want to get in that fun and then you go and get your fiddle and then you jump onto it and then you start playing the fiddle and uh and then everyone said get off get off that's not good fiddle you couldn't fiddle you couldn't you couldn't you couldn't fiddle a rooster what does that mean well it's from it's a reference to our previous episode where people were playing gay chicken

you couldn't play fiddle a rooster in a game of gay chicken That's really good. Another really beautiful sketch idea with a callback to it. Well, some things need to be, you know, we can't ignore the mistakes of the past. I think, you know, that's a mis... Ignoring the mistakes of the past is one of the mistakes we've made in the past. That's right. And just because Andy's come up with a few sketch ideas that are probably not okay

or occasionally almost gone in racist rift. Hang on a second. You know. Oh, we're entering a town called Coatong, Kotong. Co-Tong. Oh, dead kangaroo? No, that's a dead deer. Oh, is that a dead deer?

I don't think I've ever seen it here. Wow, that must have been, oh my goodness. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Wouldn't it's been great to hit with him? I don't like this thing that you said about me going on racist riffs. No, no, almost going. That's a reference to something that someone in the Discord said happened on episode one of the podcast.

At about seven minutes in, we don't even know what it is. Ten years ago. 10 years 500 episodes ago Yeah, more It's probably like 12 years ago now Um But um

But anyway But it doesn't mean that because Andy Has done all of those things for sure Hmm Um That we should then pull all the statues of Andy That we have down Correct

Yeah We could treat them as a reminder Oh, that's right Something or other Oh yeah What about a Something where like A bean dish?

A bean dish? Yeah, I'm new, you say the rest of you. I was just trying to guess what you were. Tell me more about this bean dish. Well, I wasn't sure what your idea was. I don't know. Feendish, bean dish. Yeah.

That'd be what you'd call you a really, really spicy. Bean, be chilly. Chili. Yeah. The fiendish bean dish. Yeah, that's good. And then... Australia's most fiendish, bean dish.

I mean, are beans, do you think beans are sort of like the villain of the food world. I mean, they do cause disruption in your stomach. They do make you fart. Do you think as a, yeah, do you think as a chili maker, right, you could maybe make people think that

you're chili, like let's say you had a chili and you said, oh man, I made this with like these peppers that are like, you know, these crazy ones that have like, you know, essentially life destroying amounts of

spice you know those people like that struggle to breathe that they have a bad week afterwards or whatever that you could say that it has that so no but not many people try it you still have something pretty spicy but then what you do is you also put a bit of laxative in there so that people are like oh my oh we're shitting myself for a week after that it was a really good chili yeah yeah is there any food that you think you could improve or whatever or you could make people think more highly of by making them shit themselves so much afterwards Well, we did, had such a beautiful time in the previous episode talking about drinks that are made for pissing. This drink was made for pissing.

Yeah. And that's what, just what you'll do. Yeah. And one of these, this drink is going to piss all over you. Yeah. Out of you, at least. All out of you. So you're suggesting a sort of a poop and food?

Um, well, I'm just, you know, is that perhaps a little bit too close to some, every three, some very fertile grounds that we've already covered. Well, I think that in, it would actually exist, though, in the universe, the implied universe. Ah, yes. A pissing drink with a certain... A shitting food. Yeah, a shitting food. I mean, did you write down the implied universe as the church idea? Oh, good.

Oh, good. I mean, I'd love to meet like a, like, a bizarro Superman from the implied universe. Or somebody who travels over to us from there. Who's a Superman, like an Ubermensch, like one of Hitler's sort of dreams, examples of a person. And an Aryan dream. Yeah. I mean, he'd probably meet you and think that you're like an early version of him. Me?

Yeah. Because I'm blonde. Blonde? What color's your eyes? Blueish. Blueish? Yes. And then what would he say from?

What were you trying to say about meeting somebody from the implied universe? Oh, I'd just like to hear them talking about their world. I mean, maybe they're angry at us, right? Maybe we created this universe by implying things or by even coming up with the idea of things existing because they're implied by the existence of other things. We created this universe, but their universe is shit because all the things that we think of,

where their existence is only implied, are like not things that people would want right so it's kind of almost like a hellscape yeah because we make things that we want but we but that but the things that are implied by the existence of things that we want are very often things that we do not want and so this person lives in this hellscape and they've come to our world like maybe to destroy it right because if our world doesn't exist it can no longer imply things oh my gosh attack of the implied universe people. Implied, Lisa, or implode?

Think... Like, so, for example, they show up and they have these unautomatic machine guns. Exactly right. Yeah. The existence of automatic machine guns implies the existence of

unautomatic, I guess, non-machine guns. Maybe sort of biological guns. non-machine unautomatic non-machine guns um yeah yeah but somehow they still defeat us

and we are all all kills and then I mean I guess this sort of matter and anti-matter thing is kind of like an implied existence thing yeah

yeah I mean antimatter is a very difficult thing to get my head around because I would love to know the mechanism by which they eliminate each other because is it just that

they it's true is it just that by being created matter had to have an equal and opposite thing created as well I think that's it Yeah. Yeah.

But I do, yeah, I am, I would love to know what actually happens when they destroy each other. Wouldn't you love to just get a real close look at it? Just let me look at it. Just let me get right there. Somebody film it. You know they've got these like trillion frame per second kind of cameras and whatever where they can. Actually can like film the motion of light. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't even really know what that means, but. Yeah. But then, can you just, can you get one of those in, like, the large Hadron Collider and just show me, show me everything? Show me. Shelby. I want to sort of all. Um, wait to kill us to, so we stop implying. Hmm.

So they can finally be free. Oh, somebody's overtaking us very dangerously on these curvy mountain roads. It's okay. It's a, I mean, it's a peep later, so they know what they're doing. Wouldn't you love to have a show that is, like, exclusively follows the lives of people who overtake dangerously in unnecessary situations? And it's not necessarily even about them drive. It's just to, like, see what their world is like. Yeah.

We found the kind of people who overtake. you on the inside lane to get a couple of cars ahead on a wet road and we we just filmed their lives yes it's like it's like that at that tv show squinters which is sort of set in people's cars but it's only in cars the before and after of dangerous overtakings yeah and what we discover is that these people are actually way happier than the rest of them is... Yes, and getting places faster. And they're getting fun of that. Yeah.

The lesson that we learn is that actually it's cool and good, and they are cool and good and happy. Really happy. Fundamentally content. Content. They have great self-esteem, really good relationships with their children and their... and then everybody and then everybody

starts overtaking everybody and as a country we lift up we lift up we decide to take speed limits off of roads like that because we're all overtaking each other at such high speeds

and as a nation we get happier and happier and we get good at and then we achieve some sort of state of just like pure pure bliss really pure uncut bliss

maybe we overtake our mortal forms oh yes we were bound to do that at some point because we're moving so fast this was so fast we probably sort of warp space itself

and enter the kingdom of heaven oh we realized that it was here the whole time you just needed to be overtaking it wasn't a place it was a state of overtaking the kingdom of heaven that's the that's one of those

things one of those like undiscovered dimensions that you know they talk about that you know in physics where they're like we think that there could be other dimensions they're just like rolled up in something little pocket dimensions and these ones are rolled up in inside the concept of overtaking now Andy we probably have

at least five sketch ideas. So should I, do you think, do three words from a L-A-S-D-A-I-R-T-B? Yeah, I think we should. I don't think I have any more network here. Three words from a Alistair. Okay, so, um... Go ahead and write them down. Yeah, yeah, I've already written them down. You already done it. I did it at the beginning of the episode.

That was clever. And I got to guess them. got to guess the three words. Any of the first words? Um, you know what? Have fun out there. Okay. Yeah.

Um, okay, the first word is Gadfly. Oh, it is something that you could do to a gadfly. Oh, smell. Okay. Smell.

Smell again. Second word, based. Smell based. No, Andy. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, that's a sweet one, because you got to my last one. And that made me feel like, oh, man, my mind is knowable. And that's spooky. No, the second word is echo. Smell echo. Yeah. Okay, chamber? Smell echo.

Smell echo. Remember what I'm like, Andy. Do you remember what I'm like? What do you like? I mean, I don't want you to get these, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm actively working against you. I am your enemy.

Um, okay, ballast. No, that's a you word. You would have come up with that word. This is a... The third word is situation. Smell echo situation. We talked about smell echoes. Did we?

Yeah, on the 500th episode, I believe. Oh, my God. We're discovering, it's funny that we're releasing this episode the episode before the 500th episode and we're talking about things that happen on the 500th episode nonlinear time on linear time yeah

but I'm discovering today that there's full conversations that I don't remember I don't remember smell echo at all oh it was good stuff I don't think we really got very far with it and it might have been during a time when you were writing things down on the computer nobody knows why you were doing that all the time

but you kept typing all the time away. Like you had other stuff to do. Yes, I was filling out job applications. Smell, echo situation. A case of dears. Okay, sorry. People say that

that smell is the most regular fundamental thing, right? It's deeply linked to memory. Yeah, I think. Hence, of course, all the Proustian reveries. That's right. But also, it does pure because it doesn't feel like it's processed as much by the brain yeah it doesn't

feel like it's it needs to exist like you know what I mean like vision I get it because there's a whole beam dedicated to that right but what are we doing with smell well actually maybe smell is all judgment based right because like when you see things they could be they could be anything right it's just light but when you see smell smells it is like this is a good smell this is a bad smell nobody's like this is a good side this is a bad side no i guess they are about some things but uh that a lot of things but don't let that undermine my my mind point that it isn't that it is that uh i think you know smell is like a little it's a little shorthand right it's a little hint right you're like oh look at this um

beautiful sandwich but it smells just letting you know it smells like shit yeah you can see your nose is just like it's like your nose is whispering in your ear well i mean it's got it's got a little it's got a little buddy it's the only sense

with a buddy tell me about that well because the taste yeah because smell and taste work together right yeah it's a little foreshadowing this is almost the opposite of a shadow because a smell of sorry of a of an echo right because a smell

is like a little reverse echo of taste. Yeah. It's, you, you, you, you, you smell it before. It's like a hint. It's like a, here's a little, a spoiler. I wonder, I wonder what this is going to taste. There's a hint. It's a great, the no-spoilers restaurant, right?

It's where you block your nose, you go in there, you block your nose, so that you taste everything without, without, without, any life idea what it might taste like before it goes. They're all odorless foods with lots of lima. Oh, wow. I mean, I guess that's like it's sort of chips and stuff like that, right? Yeah, chips still have a bit of an odor.

Right, you're right. Yeah, but, you know, maybe if it's all in an oil or something like that, then you can't... Oil has a bit of a smell. Does it? No, you know, oil doesn't always smell. Yeah, right.

It's a new thing that we can... Everything's in a plastic bag that you chew open. That's good. You got an edible plastic bag. Yeah. You got a burst at first. So you're not interested in my idea

where you block your nose? For some reason I'm not. Okay. I was just trying to find another way. I was just... Yeah. I'm just trying to be creative, Andy. I'm just looking at creativity.

I'm trying to create tension. Is that not a form of creativity? I guess you're right. It is. But you're doing it in a really hack way. Oh. Actually, just sort of subtly undermining somebody is a really hack way of creating tension. Oh.

It wasn't... It wasn't the subtle undermining that got to me. What was the name of the restaurant you'd say? Smelless. No, no, no, no spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers. I mean, I guess you, what, do you block your eyes as well?

Block your eyes. Put a peg on your eyelids? Yeah, close your eyes with a peg. Yeah. Oh, man, that would be uncomfortable. It would put a, you ever put a bull clip on your lips? Of course we all have Everybody's put a bill

All clip on your lip Anytime you come across a new clip You've got to put it on your lip That's like If the, it's the lure That's why it's got That's why it's got lip in the name It's why it's got nip in the lame

Turtle, Kinnett Kidna, Kinnett Will's hitting the Kidna We didn't Hidden a Kidna This is Australia's most Aussie podcast This is such an Aussie podcast We're almost hitting a Kidna

What other podcasts are doing that. No, podcasts. They're almost hitting the kidneys. The last episode of WTF. He goes that and runs over in a kiddo. Oh, hey, we just dealt under another cockabar. Oh, my God. Under a cocabarra over an echidna. The Aussie sandwich. I mean, look, we're having an Aussie ass time. Oh, we're going into a town. Oh, no, just saying thank you for visiting Bullio. Man, these towns are not big enough to even have names, I don't think. Yeah, they've got a little... They're just a bunch of to driveways.

They've all got a little sign that's like a welcome to and a thanks for visiting as like... That's the most infrastructure you put into this place. I don't want to... I mean, thanks for saying thank you

but honestly it wasn't like a choice. Yeah. You know? I drive straight through. I did not stop. I didn't even necessarily look side to side.

Yeah. And I mean, it did slow down for that echidna. Maybe the thanks for visiting one is a bit sarcastic. Oh, thanks for visiting you know don't we know that they're sincere about these signs

that's true it's very impossible um restaurant sarcasm it's a bit like orgasm oh yeah there's not the asim on the air how many words do you think end with asum

chasm spasm um lingua ghasm linguasim I think that's about it I think that's you think that's you know what's funny Oh, we ran...

Just drove past a dead snake. Oh my God. With a red belly. Could have been a red-belly black snake. That might have been it. Well, what colour was the other side? Look black to me? Oh, confirmation.

I mean, we could publish that. And it's funny, because we ran out of Asim Words just as we ran out of the podcast, Andy. Wow. Can you believe it? Beautiful. Oh. Maybe it's linked.

Maybe it's linked. Anyway, listeners, I'm going to take you through the sketch ideas. We've got the little comments method of reducing traffic accidents then we've got the implied universe then we have milky's beast milk all the tit

that's fit to hit it's a beautiful milk bar thank you but with it you know with international milk milky bar kit oh bat milk imagine that bat milk I choose not to imagine that yeah I think bats are disgusting well you just think that because they're full of

coronaviruses But we've pasteurized it. We've pasteurized it. We're not like raw milk. Pasteurized, mate. Is that where you were going to sing? Is it? No.

Pasteurize, mate. Oh no. You don't want to catch disease. So you need to heat this milk under pressure. This can only end well. It's beautiful they do. They heat it under pressure. I wouldn't be sick.

I think that's good. the pasture. So they don't know if they get it too high and change the temperature? Yeah, I think... Let me change the flavor. Yeah. Yeah, nice spoilers, Mike. Nice spoilers.

All right, we got... We got... We got... Foot fetishists are good people. Mm. We agree. And we got Edna Shelley, the Shelley gang. You know, and that...

She sews her armor on a sewing machine. We've got the shitting food from the... Oh, right the brand. That's great. We've got Attack of the Implied Universe. They show up with inautomatic non-machine guns to kill us so we stop implying. And they can cease to exist. It's like a whole universe suicide, essentially.

Please. We've got the Overtakers show. And we've got the no-spoilers smellless restaurant. With little nose pinches. Yeah. I don't want my nose. nose telling me what i'm about to taste but a tongue first but the the the nose really is like the you know the the the guy who works with the the king and tastes all this stuff before the king does

the taster the royal taster but he's this but he smells the taste it's like a it's like a safe way of tasting yeah isn't that crazy do i wonder if the taster the royal taster has a smell like a trailer for taste. There's a trailer for taste. And, you know, in some cases, it's like one of those trailers that makes you think it's going to be really good and it's not as good.

Yeah, but then also sometimes it's the opposite, like Parmesan. Parmesan is like, you can often be like, oh, it smells horrendous and then you taste it and you go, holy cow, my mouth is having an excellent type. There's a shallow river right next to us, though we're passing over. You would not believe

how shallow this river is. Beautiful, big dead trees around it. Um, oh, look, and there's some kind of tractor rally. Oh, there's a tractor rally. It's just, I've got a tractor convoy. A whole lot of them. Oh, I hope they're not all being. They're not all doing it for right wing reasons. Yeah, it's a shame. So many tractors are right wing. Yes, well, it's one of the most right wing vehicles.

Sorry, vehicles. I guess they are all about slow progress. Slow, slow, no, that's slow grass. Slow grass. All right, let's go to the song. Ding da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ding-d-d-d-ding-d-d-d-d-ding-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-tt. Thank you, 46 kilometres to Wadonga. Yes, as we close in on the great island continent of Wadonga. All Brie and Wadonga. Hopefully we'll get to pass through both bits.

Beautiful green shed with four green water tanks to the left. Uh, some, some corrugated on roofs on some hay. What looks like a milking shed, milking shed. We're looking at rolling past pastures. We're looking at gum trees to the right. Um, jokers to the left of us. My bloody joke go to the left of me. I'll tell you what. All right.

See you later. Are we? Oh, we're going to love you. You. Bye. Bye.