Two In The Think Tank - 512 - "VOICE ACTIVATED GLUE"

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

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Allabaster moon shining down all the cities'rits. Look at all the buildings and a people that you could make. Hello and welcome to Two in the Think Tank, the show, where we come up with five sketch ideas. Ideas. I'm Andy. And I'm Alistair, George William Trombly, Virgil. Andy, do you remember when a day was like a long time?

Oh. They used to have all day long. Day long? Yeah. You know, like, oh, I just have to get through the day. Yeah, that'll take two seconds. Well, like, yeah. A blip, let's rename days to blips.

To blips? Yeah. A mere moment? Mn blip. Choose blip. This is going to be good. Why don't we name the blips? I mean, actually, I wouldn't even bother to name the blips.

That's the thing. Okay, well, what about this? The hours probably should be named. Everything's all they definitely should be. You know, like, why is it that there's 24 hours? And then we're just naming them by their order. Imagine that. Imagine that.

Imagine if we got the gig, if we got the contract to name the hours, the United Nations, they're on a hot streak, okay? They've solved a couple of wars, okay? they've got poverty way down. AIDS has been eliminated, right? And the UN, they're looking for their next big win, and they're like, let's do it. Let's finally tackle naming the hours.

We've got all this political capital. We've got some fucking momentum for once. How are we going to spend this? We're going to call up Andy an hour. I mean, that's great. And so what are you going to think about this? and with some coffee. Oh yeah, there'd definitely be a bit of coffee in there.

Maybe even, you know what I've been thinking about recently? About getting a little coffee machine just from my desk. Wow. Imagine. I've been thinking about getting my genes spliced with a coffee bean so that my saliva is coffee. Oh, that's good too. It comes out coffee flavored. Comes out of your head, hot espresso.

burns your tongue. Ow! Spit, you can already get that kind of frothy in your mouth. I mean, I make much of those noises anyway. You know me. You've spent time. I know you. I'm just sick of coffee going cold at the desk.

God, I mean, there's a lot of noise involved in coffee, isn't there? It's a very noisy. It's a noisy brew. It's one of the noisiest bruise. You have juice. You can have a nice quiet glass of juice. Yeah. Right.

And also having a saucer, people who deal with saucers, people who fuck with saucers, that's an added thing. It's essentially like an upside down symbol. Yes. You keep putting, you know, trying to hit every time you want to put your thing back down. Oh, yeah. And I put my coffee down hard. Yeah. I really

I mean could we make the snare it's a snare saucer it's got a whole lot of spring stretched across the bottom or whatever the fuck snares have a snare saucer and a symbol spoon and a drumstick spoon and then putting the saucer with the thing

with the actual cup on it onto the tray maybe you need a tray that's like that's the bass drum the tray's the bass drum. Oh. Incredible. Dink, ding!

Okay. So I think when you're naming the hours. A completely silent brew. How is that? Silent coffee. Silent coffee. Because what's the one, it's a cold brew. That still could be noisy.

Although I think cold brew is probably one of the quietest ones to make. It's probably pretty quiet. I think it would be, I mean, we'd be stretching it to start to complain about that drip, drip. but imagine you're left alone in a room with only a cold brew machine. Or chained up in the corner there and away it drips like the ticking of time, time, drips that fall days that pass like the drips from a cold brew machine. Blips even. Chinese cold brew.

That's what I'd call them. Alistair. First hour, hour from zero to 1 a.m. that would be called moon hour oh that's nice that's classic you know you're gonna I hope though that you're building up you know you're playing it pretty straight

early on so that you can get it the team on board and then you might have a bit more fun with it a bit later on in the day yeah I would even call it Munna hour Munna oh classic absolutely you know I mean then you could go choose hour and then people

that's really good that's really good people start to wonder does this you know what he's doing okay next one when there's hour when is the hour

right but you know what's also you're getting rid of a lot of the boring ones while people are asleep fourth one and then so then okay so then we get a Thursday hour

I know not Thursday hour Thursday shower. Oh. Yeah. Right. And then you get fry hour. Mm-hmm. Sadder hour and sun hour.

Yeah. Which is, you know, roughly 7 a.m. when the sun, you're completely pretty confident. It's up. Yes. Yeah. Okay. It'll be like you slept through a whole week already. Yeah.

And now. Mm. We're really shaking it up. 8 o'clock January hour Alastair you're actually really good at this yeah okay now but the second one

oh my god that's so good because then you got 12 hours to look forward to 12 month based hours to look forward to and then at 7 o'clock again sun goes down and then you get to go crazy with it but first thing is that with 9 o'clock west hour

I just want to fix one thing with February hour Right? I just wanted to be Feb U hour Right

I don't want it to Febbbbb Is it February Brewerary? Yeah it is Fray Is it there like an R Is it F-E-B-R

UA? Yeah Yeah we're getting rid of that First R Now people are going to hate that They're going to be like You misspelled it I go

No I didn't. These are newly named things. They miss, if anyone, they misspelled it, I finally fixed a typo. It's got such fucking typo vibes,

doesn't it? Like, that's a historical typo that we have all been making this whole time. Absolutely. And you know what? I'm actually going to fix

Weners Day as well. It's just going to be W-E-N-S. It's going to be W-H-E-N. Not when-es-I-E-N. Wednesday. Wednesday. That'd be so good. You know, you wake up four hours after midnight.

You go into your mum's room. You're back home. You're not a child. You've gone back home because you're business selling organic lemons. Yeah. Premium organic lemon subscription service. The startup that you had going. Yeah.

It went under. It went up? The stock? No, no, it went under, under, went down. Oh, that's the opposite of up. Yeah. Isn't that interesting? You, you, you, you, if you're doing really well, you buy your parents a house.

Okay, that's often the first sign that you've done something really great with your life. You buy your parents' house. doing really badly you move back in with your parents yeah that's like really you take away your parents house yeah you make it your house again and you take away your own house too yeah yeah no nobody's got a house no one's got a place where they're happy yes that's it um okay now where were you talking about going after oh then you wake up four hours after you wake up four hours after midnight. You go into your mum's room.

You say, what's the time? She says, Wednesday, you say, I don't know. I'm asking you. Yeah.

No, but didn't you have a, you started having a nameing scheme? Oh, then I had, you know, West Tower, East Hour. Oh, yeah, that's something. South Hour.

It's not really anything at all. Yeah, and then we would, then we go, Rudolph hour, then blitz an hour, and we just fill it up with the reindeer. Maybe dopey, dopey and sneezing hour. If there's space. Have we talked about how, I feel like we did actually talk about this,

but this whole fucking Rudolph thing. Yeah. Rudolph, you know, you could even say it glowed. Yeah. It doesn't, it's, that's a figure of speech. It doesn't actually fucking glow, right? No. He had a very shiny nose, right?

He had a shiny nose. That means it reflects the ambient light. It's like the moon, right? Yeah. You could even say it glows. You're saying, oh, you know, I guess you could even say it glows. It doesn't actually fucking glow. right?

Yeah, can something shiny actually glow? Because usually by putting a mirrored thing on something, it means that light can't get through from the other side. Yeah, and it does not glow, right? It's really explicit at the start of the song. This knows does not fucking glow. Santa comes to... It's almost like exaggeration.

They're going, it's so shiny, you could almost say it glows if you were speaking incorrectly. Yeah. And then Santa, and Santa must be, he's having a fucking mental breakdown or he's drunk, I don't know what it is. This is a really foggy night. He's like, it's all right, everybody, get Rudolph to do it. He's, if anything, he's taking the fucking piss out of Rudolph here. He's like, why don't you lead the slay fucking shiny nose fuck?

Right? Yeah. He, his nose does not actually glow. this this slay is going straight into the ground it's going straight into the ground it's not he's not like dispersing the light on his nose

using a beam and like onto the onto the thing and it's kind of spreading out a bit like a like a disco ball well if that's what it is then we need another verse in this bad boy because this is not a nose that actually shines like I mean this is this is I assume

this is what what is actually going on here in the rudolph song okay the pot yeah does does rudolph's nose actually produce light yeah like the sun or does it reflect the ambient like like the moon because on a foggy night something that reflects ambient like like that yeah is only going to be useful for like maybe like you know like a cyclist's reflector on the back of a bike yeah preventing you having a head-on collision with another sleigh or maybe a jet. But even then, I mean, it feels unlikely. It's not going to allow you to avoid colliding with objects in the dark. Yeah.

I mean, unless the person who's singing the song, the narrator, is an idiot. And at first used shiny and then was like, actually, that's not the right word. But covered it up. up and then really went, you could even say it glows now that they've realized like they didn't know the word illumination, you know. It's incandes. Rudolph's a red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose. I had a very glowy nose, had a very sort of bright nose, bright red nose, had a very bright red nose.

Had a very bright red nose. No, but even that, no, then he's just saying it's a bright red. That's already a phrase. means it's a very red nose. I mean, Rudolph sounds like a drunk as well, if you ask me. Everybody in this song is pissed as a knit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, including the guys. Maybe there's like a little spoken word section that everyone leaves out when they, when they do the Rudolph song, like, you know, with I will always love you, you know. Nobody's doing the little monologue in the middle. You just want to get to the good bits. But maybe there is a little bit of a round. spoken verse or two

that explains some of this bullshit yeah because if he's going through a storm a shiny nose is not going to make is not going to get you there and because there's not enough like ambient light

exactly right exactly you know is he going for third hand light that's bouncing off the moon onto the nose through the snow first onto the nose and then back out onto the snow

and that's guiding your sled, that's not enough. I don't think that's enough. It's actually not snowing this night. It's actually a foggy night, which I think is arguably even worse. It's even worse. I mean, I could argue that.

It's like there aren't little fog particles just little bits of snow, but not frozen. You could argue that, and you did such a good job of, that at a smaller molecular level. Yeah, yeah, that's really good. I mean, do you think water molecules,

do you think they know whether they're water or ice? You know, when you get down to an individual water molecule, yeah, there's no difference, right? You look at one water molecule? If you look at the actual molecule, I think it would be the speed at which it's moving. it must be the speed at which it's moving right that would be the difference but you could have a you could have a you could have a big bit of ice right like an ice block and you could just be jiggling that around okay just moving it about you could put it in and make a little machine that jiggles it

around yeah like brownie in motion okay every single one of those water molecules thinks they're in liquid water and they're not they are i mean if you were if you were jiggling like an iceberg at the at the pace of a sort of water jiggles. You know, I think that, yeah, you could probably fool all of those molecules. Exactly right. For just a second. Yeah. But isn't that kind of like that?

That's all it takes. Do you think it would be a bit, a bit like that thing where it's like if you, you know that experiment where they've got like a, you know, like a carton of milk and you poke a hole in it? Right. But then you drop the cart. Oh, and milk's pouring out, right? Right. Because of the gravity.

But then you drop the carton of milk. And then while it's falling, the stuff stops falling out. Please do not tell my kids about this fucking experiment. Why? Oh, they'll just drop it on your floor. This sounds like a nightmare. Yeah. And so then while it's falling, right?

If you get footage of it, you can go back and look after you've cleaned up the kitchen. Right? And that milk stops falling out of the cartonger while it's falling because it's like while there's, while gravity is acting upon the carton of milk, other gravity turns off. Yeah, that's what it is. It turns off like you can't have two gravities. You know, you can't, you can only have one type of gravity working at a time. The gravity turns to the other gravity and says, don't worry. You take it from here.

Yeah, you take it here. It's all right. We're dropping all the milk now. We're doing the whole milk. You were doing it a bit at the time. Let's just do the whole cut. This is taking fucking forever. By the way, I love this is the kind of shit.

This is a little experiment, and it's a great experiment. Yeah. I love an experiment. This one's beautiful. This is the kind of shit. In the early days of the Nobel Prize, they were getting them for this. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

And so then we could do that. Like, let's say it was 100-something years ago. girl. Yeah. You could be like, oh yeah, I guess, look at this,

I jiggled some ice and all the molecules thought it was water. Yeah. Because while it's jiggling, while it's jiggling, it turns off the knowing that it's ice thing.

Yeah. And then, and then they're like, yeah, sweet as the guy who invented dynamite's going to give you a price. He's going to give you a million bucks.

This fucking guy. We found this. we found this dead shit he's like fucking loaded and he will give you a million bucks for just like having an idea yeah i mean that's great i wonder what Einstein was like what do you think the first Nobel prize for physics was oh it might actually be Mary Curie no no that's the first woman that's the first woman yeah yeah i went to willem conrad rondkin oh rontgen rays x-rays yeah discovery of the remarkable will raise subsequently named after him.

That's why we still call them Ronkin rays. That's why we still call him that to this day. We literally like crossed his name out and put X instead of his name because Ronkin was such a horrible thing to say. I mean, you can't, you can't in good conscience tell a family, a worried family, okay, whose son has just been hit by a bus. You can't tell them, oh, we're going to, it's all right, we're going to perform a ronkin on him. Yeah.

See if he's got any fractures in his skull. They'll say, no, thanks. We'll get some ronkins through his hand and just see. We'll take him, we'll take him home, we'll give him some brandy and we'll put him down to sleep. I'd rather that than get you. Yeah, Ronken Ray does sound like it's just a guy. Oh, I mean, but Ronken Ray, it's a, that's a good. Comedy duo.

Rontgan and Ray. Yeah. Oh, they can see right through the audience. Oh, good. Good. Do you think you could do a comedy duo where you guys act as X-rays? And somehow that work? Just see.

I mean, imagine if the audience, the only thing I can imagine, imagine is the audience is um is like bones right i mean i guess you know you know what you know what a ronkin and ray they're comedy yeah they would do a lot of stuff for the back of the room right their jokes go straight through give them all the audience down the roads down the front give them cancer um but they don't hit anybody they don't hit anything until they get to the comedians up the back they're real comedians comedians um passing through the soft incomprehending flesh

of the paying audience and getting real solid laughs from the comics up the back. That's Ronkin and Ray. The comedians. Their big thing is they like to inform the audience that they have bones

and then prove it. And then they get somebody, can we get somebody up on stage, please? like that and then like Melissa comes up on stage and can I have your hand for a second and then he'll like touch the arm and then he'll squeeze it and he'll do a little chop on it and he goes like that

that's bone she's got bone in there like that big round of applause for Melissa you can take a seat yes bones bones we're all we've all got bones we've all got bones inside us bones.

A little skeleton that we control. Oh, does he control us? Actually, you know what? I quite enjoy this as a stage show. It's all about your bones. One of them talks and one of them doesn't. One of them, yeah, it's like... The one who does the squeezing...

Yeah, they modelled themselves off of those magicians. Petitella. Penn and Teller. Yeah. The Ronkin and Ray of magic. The one who does the chopping and the squeezing, he doesn't talk, right? He just looks at his friend. So that's Ray.

He does the squeezing and the chopping. And then he looks at Ronken and nods. What he does is often he'll pinch your fat. Like he'll grab your arm and he'll just pinch the area underneath. That would be one of the funniest bits. That'd be one of the best bits that Rockin and Ray do. Like that. And he'll look and he'll feel around and he won't be able to find the bone.

And he'll look shocked. It'll be like, and he'll signal, uh, Ronken over. Yeah. And they'll have a huddle. Yeah, they'll have a huddle. And then he'll be like, I know, he'll be like,

tries to, you know, like, mime out that it's like soft but not hard. Um, you know, and then he can't find. the bone. He'll do that with, you know, he'll do that with all sorts of body parts. You know, it's going to be a really hard show for, um, for us overweight people to go and watch while thin people really laugh their asses off, which they've already sort of, I guess,

worked off or allowed their body to eat. Yeah. Um, I really, I really, I really love this. I mean, you could definitely do this as a historical piece about, like, in the early days after the discovery of Ronkin race, this comedy duo. All the comedy duos were doing it, but one stands out. The one that stood the test of time. Yes. Or the one that's closest to standing the test of time. everybody was doing x-ray stuff back then it was the hottest new thing but you've got to get on a new trend if you want to stay relevant

absolutely and then and then you know maybe later in their career they tried to like start doing MRI kind of gear they're really old and they don't really understand the technology yeah oh we've also got flesh-based things inside of us. It didn't work. Let's be honest. Oval and quiet is good because everybody loved the bones stuff. Do stuff about bones.

People would yell out. Judas! There'd be a great bit where Ray is feeling around in a guy's crotch, right? Basically squeezing his dick. and he's looking at Ronkin and shaking his head he's going and he's doing the I don't know motion

yeah and then Ronkin's like you keep filling around you'll find something soon enough and then he's like and then he's like whoa and and then what we reveal was that actually the reason this show was so popular

was Ray was ultimately masturbating to completion dozens of men at night on stage. Live on stage. Live on stage. I mean, you know, I still haven't seen a guy get an erection on stage. You know?

Is that the final taboo? It could be. I mean, I've heard of people taking a shit or taking a piss on stage. I've heard that too. You know? And that's comedy now. That's where we're at, you know?

That's the edge. That's the frontier. just got to shit it whatever you can. You've got to do something. The equivalent of what you were going to say is basically taking a shit in your own underpants. You can't shit anywhere anymore. That's right. That was our...

That was Rob Schneider. That was Rob Schneider when they invented the toilet cubicle. Well, there is essentially a new... Who are those two guys? British sketch guys, guys mostly on panel shows now. Mitchell and Webb. They did a new Mitchell and Webb TV show and there is a thing about them creating toilets there

and how one guy's upset. Now you just have to, you have to just go in one place so that you don't have to throw it out onto the road. Man, did we talk about that show? And how, yeah, and how Robert Webb just looks so fucking sad in every single sketch. I've only seen one or two little tiny clips.

Even if the writing was a bit more fun, it would still be dragged down by the fact that he looks like he plays every sketch like a fucking tragedy. Yeah. It's really, I'm like, whoa. I don't get vibes of lots of joy from him, from his regular life. No, no, at the best of times. You're right. and um yeah but man yeah it's really coming across i mean now that he's older and his face looks older

i think he can be a grumpy young guy but when you're a grumpy older guy it's really you're like whoa it's a bit too late to um turn this ship around mate yeah i think it is i think yeah you're looking at them, you know, and being British, I think, is only going to make it more difficult. Oh, yeah, that's the, you know, to turn that ship around. That's you. That's the big three. That's the, because being young and grumpy, it's funny because you're kind of like, it's like you're acting as if you're, you're in a guy. That's sexy. That gets me going. But he has a nice wife, Abigail Burdus. She seems nice. She's been in the bleak. old shopper stuff with him, I think. The bleak old

shop of stuff. That seems to be a show they did together. Looks like maybe it was a period piece from 2011 to 2012. You know, which you can get on Amazon Prime video. I wonder if that's a parody of Dickens. Could be. There he is wearing Dickensian hats.

Ah. Oh, Stephen Fry's in it. Really? Maybe even Johnny Vegas. The fact that we have never heard of this show does not bode. It's a twisted tale of Dickensian Properation. Proporation? Yeah.

Proportion? Wait. Proportions? Proportions? Properation? Yeah, it says properation. Okay. Maybe that's a word.

Yeah. DeKensian. I wish I had, I wish I had an adjective named after me. You know? Oh, no, this is when, and look, wait, no, I didn't want a fucking proper... Proporation. You only use DeKensian to describe certain things, you know? That adjective is pretty limited.

You know, you would never have, make love to your beloved, and you ask, how was that for you? And she would never say Dickensian, you know? Even though maybe she might say, this is after making love. After making love, she would never say Dickensian. She might say Dickensian. Of course, yeah.

She was very Dickensian. Yeah. But then that's the problem. she says that. She says Dickensian and you're like, oh, well, that's good. That's good. No, no, no, but you might just misinterpret it as Dickensian. Like this, you know, that would be awful because you would, you would make, it would

definitely make you think. It would be definitely one of the worst ways for someone to tell you that you have insufficient dick, cock. Like, Dickensian, like, how, how was the sex? Oh, Dickensian. Like, it's got a please, sir, may I have some more kind of thing about it, right? Yes. It was a, it painted a portrait of insufficiency and desperation.

Yeah, God. And the characters had really funny names. Oh, yes, like, sort of Nemo and. Dory. They should do a finding Nemo set in the Dickensian era. That's a really good idea. Yeah. I mean, have, Pixar haven't done much historical stuff, have they?

Yeah. You know, that's very interesting. You know, there'd just be basically way more fish. We could see. We could. We could sell them this idea. This isn't even a... I mean, they must be so desperate for new material at this point.

Somebody just pointing them in a direction. They probably give you a million bucks. They're like so far up their own asses, like quite literally, I think, probably. You think they're literally up their own... Like, is each person's up their own ass or they're up the asses of other people who work with them? I think probably the inside out team, right? They've like done so much stuff now inside out, inside out too. They've done so much stuff inside the human mind, right?

Yeah. And they're within the human body. And they can't, they can't find a way out. And they are probably like, what if we did like poos in a butt? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a young poo who doesn't want to be pooped out. and his parents

Yeah, they're scared of the big white toilet Yeah And his best friend is some Some piss But his his piss friend has been separated from him And sent off to the bladder But he starts traveling back up the pipes Oh wow

And he gets back into the stomach Yeah, great Yeah And then he starts And then he goes through there And the person starts obviously getting sick and he starts getting vomited up and he gets into the mouth

and then he starts holding onto the sides for you know for to save his life yes yes and then it leads to obviously more vomit coming out and he goes out to the back of the throat somehow claws his way to the back ends up in the nose right right

and then he's like up there in the nasal cavities in the in the sinuses right and and then once he's all the way up there he's so close to the head he can actually um yeah maybe he does start leaching through one of the little one of the little things that goes through like the skull like one of the vein areas and he's like tries to push his way he's bashing on that little nasal barrier thing yeah there is a really easily breakable bit there and there's maybe yeah there's maybe like he's got a coin inside of him because a kid

swallowed a coin oh it's a kid oh that's nice maybe it's a kid could be a teenager no you know what it could be an adult right who swallowed the coin

when they were a kid and he found it on his way through and he's taken it with him for good luck and then he smashes his way through into the brain into the skull cavity

and then he's in there and he actually fights the brain and he kills the brain and he takes over. He thinks he's going to become the brain and rule the body. And he does. And then we pan out,

we pared out and we revealed that the person's body that they were inside the whole time was Donald Trump, president of the United States of America. And he's sitting there at the United Nations and they are brainstorming

new names for the hours. Oh, that's the edge. Yeah, and he was like One of them should be, the three of them should be called Donald. Donald Trump hour. And I want midday, midnight, and what's the other good hour?

6 p.m.? Yeah, 6 p.m. Yeah, that's the other big one. Yeah. Oh, Donald, it would be Donald hour a.m., Donald hour, p.m. And then Donald hour evening. doesn't want to be pooped out. Yes.

Yeah. The other, yeah, I mean, I guess having a coin like that, any of a penny or something like that, that's perfect. Or it could be like a woman who was, I mean, I like, obviously, like the reveal that it's, that it's Donald Trump. But then also, if it's Donald Trump, then you can have him have swallowed something even more fucked.

Because then it makes the reveal make more sense, you know? something, you know, I don't know, something more sex-based, depraved sex-based, you know? Yeah, maybe an IUD metallic thing. Although, you know what? I think that implies that he's a very generous, like, oral sex giver, and I just don't think that that's probably the case. Wow, I mean, that is so generous. If you are really going. Like, you know, he's going in, like he's getting in there.

Yeah. Yes. The generosity. What a generous lover. Yeah, that's good. Now, technically, we do have... Do you always get IUDs confused with IEDs? Do you always, whenever you hear the phrase,

I mean, you can usually work it out from context, but does your brain have to quickly pass it? Is IED the English is a second language thing? No, that's ESL. Oh yeah. IED is an improvised explosive device, which... Ah, yes. You heard a lot about them during the war in Afghanistan.

But an IUD-I-E-D, you could imagine that something Mossad is working on. Yeah. Yeah. The Mossad. I don't like that they get a the in front of it. Why is it the most sad? I guess I don't know what the meaning of the word is. Yeah, I think they, they, I've been hearing the most sad in the last couple of, in the last week.

And there's been a lot of talk about them in the last week. Mossad. I just heard them it's most sad. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. And that's what it makes me when you say that and you don't go along with what I'm saying. It makes me much, much Mossad. Alist.

When you don't back me up, Andy? Yes, we do, Andy. We do. Oh, happy day. And that means that takes us to three words from a listener. And you're going to be so overjoyed to hear that the listener is the amazing Mike Lee. The amazing Mike Lee. Yeah.

Mike Lee, Mike Lee. They could see a song about Mike Lee. The amazing Mike Lee. Hey? Mike Lee. Mike Ladd, Mike Loosley, and Mike Lack. Yeah, okay. Yeah?

Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Thank you, Mike. Yeah. And so Mike Lee has sent in three words from a listener. And would you like to guess what the first word is? Mike Lee likes me. The first word is

Bubble Bubble You're right that Mike Lee is like an anagram of like me Almost Sort of Yeah What about E like me

Yeah Good Yeah That's an an anagram of E or like E me Now Alicair I want you to know that you started this sentence With the words

You're right After I guess the first one word bubble. You're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong. You couldn't be more wrong, Andy. This is probably one of the first times you've been this wrong. The first word is acoustic.

Acoustic. One letter correct. Conceptually very far away. Second word, computer. Oh, this is closer. Grandfather. Okay. Acoustic grandfather.

Clock? Grandfather cock. Grandfather. But then maybe there's no pattern acoustic grandfather. Pattern would be a great third word. Leg? Leg. Oh. You know what? It's not close, but I'll say that what it actually is. It's adhesive. It's not close, but it is far away. It is something that I will continue. I won't stop the whole podcast. It's not that bad. I'm able to go. Acoustic grandfather adhesive.

This is so crazy that you bring this up. Because just yesterday, I was doing a riff with my boys about a voice activated glue. Stick, unstick. Like that? Yeah. Yeah. And in the bit, I'd built my... I'd built my whole house using this voice-activated glue

so that I could pick things up and move them around, but also have them stay where I wanted. Stay! But the problem was that the bits of my house, the different bits didn't know which bit I was talking to when I said stuff. So the whole house was falling apart. Yeah, when you were on stick.

Yeah. Yeah, and I just wanted to like lift up. a cup and the whole bench falls apart. Oh, so you were sticking the cup to the counter. You know, that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that's crazy. That's where a lot of your mistakes are being made.

These are avoidable mistakes because you don't need... Unless it's a boat. This is the whole point for the technology is that I live in a house with four boys, okay? I have... And one in particular of them, and it's not the one you'd think, has a remarkable. ability to tip over cups that you wouldn't think he'd have any reason to actually be anywhere near, but they are getting, they're getting tipped. And I'm aware of, like a voice activated glue would be incredible.

Yeah, I mean, but it may be if it was stuck down, like let's say it was sitting on the arm of a chair or something like that. The mug or whatever like that. I think that if they didn't knock over the mug, they'd just knock over the whole chair because it's stuck. They just go, like, still hit it with their elbow or whatever. That chair is going to be stuck down. I'm telling you that right now. This is activated. I mean, I would actually love to be out, wouldn't it be great to have a cup, a cup that you could like just stick to a wall?

You know, why do we need a horizontal surface, you know, to put our cup down on? You should be, what about a mug, it's got one flat side, maybe it's got a few suction caps, or maybe it's got that gecko foot technology or whatever. And you can just your cup to the wall there, pop it off. I mean, wrenching it off the wall, I imagine. You might spill a bit of your scalding tea all over your face. And you know what would be really good to go with that

is have like a little portable wall that follows you everywhere. You know, like a wall on like four legs, like a little familiar. Wallee, you could call it. Yeah. Yes, that would be perfect. And then you bring it and maybe, oh, you know it would be really good. Maybe it's like a little bit of wall. It has a little, a bike seat on it.

And then you could ride on it like that as well. Okay, so you sit on it, you put like that and the little legs carry you around. Look like a little like. Like, you stick your tea to it. Yeah. And you stick your tea to the thing and then you kind of just ride this wall. Like that. And there's the wall guy.

The guy he can. And then suddenly like the fact that you stick your tea to the wall is like one of the least interesting things about it. But it's still pretty amazing. Because you've got a walking wall that follows you wherever you go. You go into shops. And maybe when you get on a plane, it kind of like, it just. walk sideways and then just stays between your legs. That's great.

This is my, this is a supporting wall. You could say, you're not allowed to have walls on the plane. You say, this is my emotional supporting wall. Exactly. It's almost there. Support wall, supporting wall. Fucking hell. But you see.

You see what I'm trying to do. I think that's really good and I think we've done a beautiful job of turting. Oh, that's wallful. Turting. That's what a lot of regular builders would be like. Yeah. Oh, that's woeful, wallful. Is that a woeful?

Can you imagine that I imagine this wall is sort of a, you breed these walls, okay, maybe in some sort of wall farm. Yeah, you go artificially inseminate the wall. Trained. Yeah, well, because they've been, they've been bred so far, so strangely that they can't even reproduce on their own. You have to like, you have to bring in like a rubber vagina into work. That looks like one of the walls. You and your beloved lie down there in the mud, in the wall paddock and make love with all the walls gather around.

And you teach them how to make beautiful, caring, loved ones. each other. Love in the pad, yeah, in the muddy paddock. Yeah. Because they destroy, they eat all the grass. They stop it all up. But then the thing is, you've got to, at the end, you've got to break the spirits of the walls because actually you're selling them to the construction industry, right?

And ultimately, the walls, they want to run free, but you break their spirits in this really brutal training montage. Oh. And then they're shipped off in big, um, cars. Yeah, the ones that you sell to the, big, truck. you sell to the construction and just you got to clip their legs off oh no and they got to stay there at one place yeah because actually you discover that not many people actually want the walkable ones right and so you're just breathing on the wall and then having this and the and the the shareholders

they want to return on their investment and these walls you care about so much right yeah you've got to find a way to make them pay And so you're selling them off to the construction industry. And then these walls are like alive and in buildings, but they can't communicate and they can't move, but they're just alive in the walls. They live off of the bacteria in the air. Yeah, yeah.

And they have horrible existence. They'd scream. That's, they would scream. They'd be absolutely, that's the byline of this movie. Yeah. If these,

what do you think about a movie called? If these walls could scream. Oh yeah I mean Do you want me to check right now Because I mean we may as well We could just We could get an agent on the phone way

If these walls could scream Let's see Anything comes up Oh There's a song Called that And then there's also But hang on

A common Wait if these walls could scream Is it is the AI A common phrase Highlighting a location's Dark Dramatic hidden history. Is it?

A common phrase. Is it? There's maybe a book maybe called? By J.R. Rodriguez. Let's see. I've seen hellish things. I've had terrible acts committed within my walls

by equally terrible people. I mean, look, I reckon it's still up for grabs. This is on fable. What's this? Fable.com. I'm not sure if this is... Yeah, if this is that big. Yeah.

You could still, I think you could still be a movie. AI does have that ability. Like, you'll, I'll be making up phrases. And I'll just be Googling them to see if anybody has said them before. And AI's, because it can, it can sort of infer the meaning of it from context, even if the word isn't, the phrase isn't a common one. And it'll always give you a little paragraph talking about what the word, the phrase means. And I'm like, don't tell me what this thing I just made up means, you little fuck.

Yeah. You know, but there's probably like if these walls could, you know, holler, you know, or if these walls could, you know, shriek. Squawk, yeah. Squawk. Yelp. You know, and then if you say if these walls could squawk, you could just make it about, you know, make all your characters be, you know, crows or ravens or something.

Yeah, really good. So it's still a horror thing. Could grunt and moan? Yeah, oh yeah. If these walls could moan. That's, you know. I mean, it's great. It's a great thing to say.

Yeah. And that's all it needs to be. You know, about how much sex has been had in this. Yes. You know, all the hot things. When you're telling a group of people, all these hot things that you've been doing inside this house. And while you're giving them the tour.

Yeah. of my own And he'll be like And this is the master bedroom I mean I've had a lot Of very hot sex In here Very hot intercourse

Ah if these walls could moan They'd They'd uh They probably Would be doing Do you want to take us through The Skachydias Yes I would

Um Wait I'm just writing down If these walls could moan good um we've got the u n uh give give us the contract to name the hours then we've got we're gonna really gonna make those hours hours when we yeah when we know that's how they give us the instruction yeah they want us to let them hours um the drunk group of people involved in the rudolph song everybody's drunk probably we've got the ronkunken and ray

X-ray comedy duo all about how the audience has got bones we've got Dick Inzian sex and then how you accidentally misinterpreted it as an insult you thought she said Dick Enzy I think your interpretation of it's got a real please sir could I have some more vibe

I think that's very funny yeah that's I mean No, I said Dick Inzian. My previous girlfriend, she described the sex as Dickensian. And imagine just the relief when this podcast that he's on and the guy speaks to the ex-girlfriend and she clarifies. He's been carrying this around for 25 years and she clarifies, no, I meant Dick Insian. Like as in it made me feel like somebody who had a dick, inside them.

Yeah, that's really on her. I mean, she's... Yeah. But she does have a way with words. It's not a good way, but she has a way. And we've got the Pixar movie suggestion where they make about a poo who doesn't want to be pooped out. Yeah, really good.

It's Donald Trump's. Yeah, and sitting at the UN. Yeah. And then we've got the voice activated glue. obviously. And we have the and all the troubles with his house and stuff like that. And then we've got the

walking wall and the walking wall situation where he's breeding walls and he's riding the wall around and then having to clip the wall's legs off for the construction industry. And we've got if these walls could moan situation.

Andy I'm happy with that. I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. We covered some ground, Alistair. Yeah, absolutely. Some of it was with a little towel as we laid our beloved down and demonstrated intercourse for the walking walls so that they could breathe. The one problem was that they have no memory.

They can only monkey, see monkey do. I think this is a real, this is a harbinger of a new era for the podcast. I'm looking forward to. what lies ahead. Yeah? Maybe this is what you meant when you said there's going to be some big changes for this new season.

Maybe down on the mud in the... Mushed into the mud. Yeah. Because at some point, at some point... Oh, jambajabata. Bajabadajabado. Bajabado.

Because at some point. Because at some point, if you're having to ask your beloved all the time to come out and have sex in the paddock to get these things to breed, at some point they're going to go, today you're the one who's going to get rammed. Because they're going to be like, I can't keep doing this when I'm not in the mood in order to keep your dream business going.

Today, you're getting your face mushed in the mud. And I'm wearing the... I'm wearing the thing. And we. Thank you for listening. Love you. Thank you for listening. Bye.

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