Two In The Think Tank - 96 - "WILD WILD WET" (with NICK MASON)

Episode Date: September 12, 2017

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Five. I won't shave for anything with anything less than four blades these days. But five blades. Forget about it. Yeah. And Andy, it'll be nice for you to finally get some of your own possessions. That's right. You don't have to keep borrowing things finally get some of your own possessions. That's right.

You want to keep borrowing things from your wife, your mooch? Hey, Andy. Which? That's a whip noise. The whip noise. Mason brought a sentence. A word of a herd of buffalo in with him today. That's right.

Eww, he's a girl. They're all girls. Oh, now he doesn't breed him. He just, what's that thing? He just whips him and he refers to them as girls. They're all girls. Oh, now he doesn't breed him. He just, he just, uh, what's that thing? He just whips him and he refers to them as girls. Yeah. I'm eccentric now. Ah, success. Mouth noises. Make a mouth noises. Hello and welcome to Two in the Think Tank to show where we try and plug five to ten different products in an episode.

And come with five sketch ideas. I'm Alistair George William Trumblay-Bertchell. I'm Andy. And our co-anchor today is Mr. McMason. That's me. Hi guys. How are you? It's good to be here. From Planet Broadcastings, weekly planet. today is Mr. McMyson that's my hi guys from planet broadcastings Weekly planet that's me. Yeah, it's a me. I got to tell you

You know you are my favorite podcast on the planet broadcasting network. I'll stop it. No you're really saying how good I am I cannot stop plugging it at the end of the show He really can't. Sometimes I try it interrupt, just get in the head of him so that he doesn't do it. And nothing personal against you. Now that's fine. I just think he has a problem

and I'm trying to help him get away. It's weird, isn't it? Like some people just attach on you kind of thing. You know, they just, they imprint. Yeah. I was there at the time. You're like birth. Now I know what it was.

That's right. You were at the time of birth, but you were dressed as a goose. Yeah, that's right. You didn't want to confuse him, so you came in dressed as a goose. And you know what? And since then, I have loved your podcast, Mom. Goose Mom. Goose Mom.

So thank you very much for coming on your show. It's a real, on our show, and it's a real honor. And also thank you for having us on your show. That's, it's been a pleasure. Yeah. Synergy. It's what I'm all about. That's what I like.

It's like, is there a friendship? Is what I like. Is there friendship born of synergy? Man, I like friendship born of synergy and other business terms. I just couldn't think of any in time before I got to the centres where I said business terms. How do you feel about collaboration? You know what, I love collaboration, but I also like Yes. Did you know you can feel about green sky thinking? There we go. I mean, you can edit in, you can actually, we can actually pause and you know you can feel about Green Sky thinking? There we go.

I mean, you can edit in, you could actually, we could actually pause and you could edit one in, going forward. So it'll be like, I'll get to the, is that a saying business terms? I'll go blue sky projects. Exactly, you could have some ready on a sound board. Oh, that's good.

Yeah. Just a sound board of excruciating corporate terms. I like it. It's a sound board that didn't need to be made. That's a solution earring. That's the thing that I feel like I've seen take place in a couple of movies is we're like some kids are getting together to try and fool

someone over the phone so they use recordings of somebody's voice. Maybe there's only one movie, but I've seen it twice. But like they use like little clips of sound from various things to like, you know, to trick someone into opening the doors of the local zoo or whatever it is. One of my least favorite, and this happened a lot of like, hack-a-style movies in like the 90s, is the way they would record somebody punching in a coat, like a door unlock coat.

And we like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, and they would record it and they would play it back. And they'd go, okay, I know what the combination is now. It's not how it works, they're all the same tone. No, it's just. If you've learned a lesson. Well, we may have learned lesson since then. That's true.

Like maybe films are the reason, in the same way that a lot of murderers watch CSI. That's true, and then they get away with it. Yeah, and really? They get away with it. And so then these days, real CSI people have to be above CSI level. So they have to have watched all the seasons,

including Los Angeles, and maybe one that was set in New York, the one with Lawrence Fishburn. The one with Lawrence Fishburn, I can't believe. They barely have time to do any murders. Yeah. So they keep it up to date on the on all these NCIS, Naval, Naval criminal investigative services. There you go. There you go. Yeah. Crazy. Although, well, maybe the murderers wouldn't have to watch that one unless they're going to do a Naval cry. Naval murder. Yeah. Oh, I know, but you wanna, you know, it's like with other things

I couldn't think of again, far. It just, like, if you wanna put out, if you wanna put, like put, put, you know, like, like terrestrial CSI people out of their comfort zone, you commit a, the vacuum of space.

No, no, no, you commit a boat cramp crime on land. Yeah, absolutely. They won't know what hit them. You kill all someone. They're on land. But on land. There's a dead body on the road. It's got two ropes attached to it and they're like, I don't know what this is. Oh boy. Where miles from the nearest canal?

Yeah, yeah. So I think that's it. I mean, ironically, I'm out of my depth. Yeah, there's a dead body on the road and they're like, I don't understand how this happened and then it cuts to the top of a skyscraper and there's just one plank coming off the roof. But they never think to look, do they? Well, they wouldn't. Why would they?

Why would they? Why would you walk the plank up a roof? So is that a sketch? It's TNCIS. It's terrestrial, naval, or criminal investigation services. And it's all land-based aquatic crime. Yeah. And every week they fail to solve it because they just, the rule of the sea doesn't apply here.

Hmm. They don't know what they're doing. Like, what is the most, I guess, I guess walking the plank of a high building is the most extreme version guess, I guess walking the plank of a high building is the most extreme version of that, is it? Is there a version of International Waters On Land? International dirt, is that a thing?

We can make it a thing. Look, all these shows it's all detail. It's all, it's all, it's all just make up the little details. Yeah. I saw an episode of CSI once where they determined who the murderer was because somebody screamed the murderer's name as though they were being murdered into one of those pottery wheels and it imprinted on the pottery. Wow.

So they scanned it with a laser and they got that first voice. Is that not an episode of X-Files? Are you sure you're not getting it? No, that's 100% an episode of CSI. Yeah, set it in a prison. It's a real episode. So the imprint of their voice went onto some pottery? Yep.

Then they scanned it with a laser. They read the pottery. Read the pottery. The high fidelity pottery. They played it back. They got a sign wave of some sort. Like, much as we're recording right now, it's not a sign wave, but I... No, I can't think of it.

And then it went, hey, Dave, don't murder me. And then they're like, Dave, Dave did it. It was Dave. I've got to feel like. But and surely Dave could then just go, no, it wasn't. You know, people say weird things when they're getting murdered. They yell out all sorts of people's names. They trust that they're coming out.

They trust that they're coming out. There's actually no more awkward a moment than when you're getting killed by somebody and then you don't know their name and you scream somebody like what are your ex lovers names? Exactly. If anything, you know how some people say that the most pleasant word you can hear is your own name Why not hear it while you're being murdered then you'd be like oh that's actually quite nice That's quite nice so the murderers defense is like no no no that's his own name Hmm and they're like no his name was Nick. Oh, it's his nickname for himself. That's right. He calls himself Dave And they're like no, he's named was Nick. Oh, it's his nickname for himself. That's right. He calls himself naive

Ironically, so anyway, how else could you kill what what's another what's another naval thing that you could do on land Does that be a murder maybe okay, but what if you die to the bands? Oh the bands. Yeah, that would be good Yeah, yeah, you got caught in out you got caught in a revolving door and you're in there so long you got the bands You got the bands or you can't try to come out of the revolving door too quick. Yeah, you got the bends. You got the bends. Well, you know, it's when you're so deep into something, right? So maybe you were deep in conversation or something like that. And then the tone just changed real quick.

You've got a bubble of nitrogen in your brain. That's right. Sure, I mean, but there's got to be a person who's really good and it's purposefully taking people deep into conversation and then pulling them out Oh, yeah, absolutely I feel like Dr. Phil or someone could do that, right? Like, you know, when you get you to reveal a lot of stuff and then he cuts to an ad break These shows often have a lot of celebrity cameos, so this will be perfect if we can get Dr. Phil playing Dr. Phil in there

And I think often the lead investigator in the show is like, they know all the trick because they've been in, you know, they've gone too deep in. So I think maybe Captain Pugwash might be the main guy. Look, that's perfect. And so, but he's, he's the expert at terrestrial naval crime. Like, but, but he also doesn't, but because they're never solving the crime. Oh, I see. Right. It's the idiot.

Okay. No, but he's the expert, but he still knows nothing, because nobody really knows anything about naval crimes that are performed on land. That's true. It's the, oh, there's, there haven't been many test cases. All the lore is unproven. Yeah.

It's, you know, I think he was hit by something going 40 knots. Well, it's not what you know what that is. You're afraid to go. Yeah, look, it's written down as a sketch. And you can never unwrite it. So it's in there. Should we go back and look at international dirt? Is there anything international dirt? Yeah, I think there could be something in international dirt. Like, if you, okay, because international waters, right, if you go deep enough, you get to some land, right, then say you dig up that land and you take that on shore.

Uh-huh. Does the property of being international waters, does that, does that travel, or even if you just took some water, let's simplify it. You just take it like a Olympic pool, swimming pools worth of water from international waters, you bring it onto the shore and then you kill someone. It's been pH tested so you can, you know you can get away with it. You're like, you can stick in there, you're like, listen, it's international waters you can tell. Yeah. From the, from the acidity. Yeah, that's right. It's real neutral.

Like it's super neutral. So wait, did you say you take the water and you put bring it onto a terrestrial pool? Yes. And then you drown somebody in that pool. Yeah. I think that works. Yeah, I mean, look, that's one way of getting around.

It's sort of like the diplomatic immunity of drowning. So that a regular person can kind of get around diplomatic and like, you know, getting a... Yeah, right. I mean, maybe you could even, like, an easier way to do it would be just to have some boots that are full, like, you wear gum boots, right? And but they're full of ocean water. So technically, anything you do is in international waters. Those platform shoes that have water... Yeah, goldfish. That's right. Or just like one of those donut shaped kitty pools, you just have to,

you plan to murder someone. It's just a series of like a guy having to convince somebody in different ways to get into the pool. Like he's just white. I gotta inflate this. And I have this bucket. Now if we could both step into the kitty pool, now you're dead. It's oceanic immunity. I have this bucket. Now, if we could both step into the Kittie pool, now you're dead.

It's oceanic immunity. I have oceanic immunity. I guess you could also just do it for more petty crimes. You could do sort of illegal gambling in the Kittie pool. That's true. Or you could sort of smoke outside of a hospital. Yeah. You could pop.

You're technically not outside of this hospital. I'm technically 50 kilometers out at sea. So you cannot park that boat here in front of the hospital. I'm technically 50 kilometers out at sea. So you can't park that boat here in front of the hospital emergency bay. Well, actually, the pool that I've got it in, my trailer behind the car. Where do you park the car? So you haven't rewound this VHS?

Well, I think you're fine. I'm returning to an international woman. Check out these waiters. This cop comes in and tries to put out your cigarette for I'm still outside the hospital. He's like, I'm like, you're out of your jurisdiction peg. He's like, and he shows them and the cop has got his feet all wet. Yeah. Well then the ultimate indignity. If we get all the way, there have to be a, but then like the risk of course then is that you're vulnerable to like a maverick cop

that's true. His self is, he's almost like a pirate, right, or like a Buccaneer who's got, he doesn't, you don't respect the rules well he respects them even less, right? And he's, he's sales up alongside, shoot you in the head. Yeah, that's, yeah. Yeah, I guess, I guess that there there's that there's always that weakness to creating a lawless universe is that someone else will not respect it's sort of like a portable deadwood but with water you know. Well, I mean, I guess in a way the the West was the, the terrestrial international waters, wasn't it?

I guess you could call it the wild wild wet. Fuck Alice there. He's done it again. Oh, it's a, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you did a pun. I know. You did a pun that works. I've been doing a lot, lot more.

Well, you're getting really good. Thank you. There scares me a little bit. Well, and there's, there's a new, there's a new, Alistairing town. Alistairing town. I like the idea, but just before we, if we're going to get off that, I like the idea of a Maverick cop.

What he does is he cat, he wants to get this guy who's committing all this petty crime. But what he's got, he just, he carries around like a wheelbarrow of like good old fashioned Aussie dirt And then the idea is he like he says the dude in the kitty pool and he just he's constantly attempting to just flip the wheelbarrow Into the pool and he's like back in Australia now, mate And you're next It's sort of it becomes Australian mud And then he just pins them down and pops them and stuff.

That's perfect. It's two renegades against the one. Yeah, the two forces. What I run around with a kidney pool, another one with a wheelbarrow full of dirt. It's dihard all over again. Yeah. We got each other on a technicality. And also their husband and wife. Oh wow.

Yeah, I wanted to see. Now I'm interested. Mr and Mrs. Bruce Smith. I like the moment when the guy looks down and he realizes that somehow the dirt's any is thing and this is finally vulnerable. Feels very bad boys, feels very like 90s action movies. I'm next. Again, you were correct. Has anyone ever seen a chase? Because chase scenes in movies with cars, right? They're always done in really cool cars, which I imagine is somehow connected

to somehow kind of product placement thing where you can get more cars if you put somebody's cool car in your movie. Yeah, but I would love to see Chase scene played out with just two people in real shit boxes, right? Like a 1980s, like, you know, one of those, like an old Commodore with one door, a different color, and someone else in a Honda Matic, you know, and they're, they've, you know, one person's got to get to their car, but they're going to get, they're going to get,

you know, the hero and his love interests have to get in the car, but it's one of those cars where you can't open the driver's side door with the key. You have to go through the back door. Or into the boots. Then you have to push down the seats and then get in there. And then there's that part where you try to, it's got central locking or no, it doesn't have central locking, but you're trying to unlock it while the other person's holding up the hand.

You're like, go, let go! You gotta let go. Well, they've done that in Curb Your Enthusiasm. That was a pretty funny thing. Wow, this is a real Curb Your Enthusiasm situation for you. Don't dump. Don't dump.

Don't dump. I don't know if we would have to pay for royalties for that. I don't think so. That was a parody. Right. Yes. Yeah. Parity of parody.

Well, this is kind of similar to an idea that I've had. Look, it's not that similar, but I really want to make a kind of a kung fu movie where the people, maybe I've already talked about this in the podcast, but where the people are not training kung fu and everybody's really weak. And it's all like, I think it's like a thin kid who's kind of been beaten. Maybe he got pushed off his bike or something like that. While he was on holidays and some island place

where you know, people go and then, you know, by, maybe it was like an old guy on a, like a mobility scooter. And then this kid's got his cast in the arm and then he goes and fights his way up this condominium where this, this old man's family is living and there's a bunch of toddlers and then there's a teenager playing a video game

and there's maybe a smellhound for some reason. Anyway, he's got to fight his way up. He's a smellhound. Yeah, let's stop right here. I was willing to let it go because I thought maybe Andy knew what a smellhound happened was It's like a type of old hunting dog You know, you know, you get up at the ears and all the time and this man is beating them all up. He's beaten them all up but but

But but very poorly in a time a lot of time. Yeah, and he's ultimately doing more damage to himself Yeah, he's hurting himself and he's already damaged, but his cast is basically his his strong point because he's got this thing that he can sort of block and damage with. I feel like he also fights somebody who's disabled. We could definitely, which is very progressive. Yeah, I was there. So yeah, we could combine these two ideas a little bit if you'll allow me. I'm just saying. You know what, I'm nothing if not allowing. That we just create an entire shit action movie.

Yeah, right? With chase sequences done in crappy old cars and fight sequences, people, like, and they're full on fight sequences, right? With, with, with, you know, I think we have to establish that like he's in, in some way, righteous in beating up all these people. I think that the topless is going to be a hard sell. But he's somehow righteous in beating up all of these people to get to whatever it's goal is. But they're not like drug dealers or anything, but they're like people that don't return their library books on time, and they're just cranky old people. Yes. You know.

In a way, senility is the international waters of the mind? I think so. Yeah. Well, and look, and if it's possible, maybe the chase scene with the two cars could happen in an underground car park with the two shitty cars, like at night when there's not many other cars. And so it's kind of happening in quite close quarters, but there's a lot of like poles that you can scrape the side of the car on and yeah and rather than big spectacular

crashes it's just like scrapes down the side just losing it really chipping the paint and then the drive is just like just thinking about their insurance rate. Yeah they're both rentals from Renta Bomb. Yeah, I like the idea of this, but also it's a $100 million picture. Yeah, but it's the most beautiful, because I can see a terrible fight sequence or a terrible car chase being put in like a student film where there's no money behind it. But just have these beautiful images of just, just a totally, they can't just move in possible ways,

flowing in and around poles, helicopter shots, they follow the car, they're flips over or whatever. They've got a bunch of drone shots from within the quite low ceiling car park, they're like, they're flying, but they're only just above the, like, you know, the thing. The drone flies through one window of the car and out another window of the car.

As the car speeds. And that's tricky because one window is down, but the other window is that that weird mesh. If you had a broken window, you can't afford to fix it. It's just a garbage, plastic garbage bag that's been taped on there with masking tape Flattering fluttering and fluttering and let's say let's okay I remembered now the part of the idea with fighting the toddlers like it let's say It's that he's being attacked by them and and he's Trying to restrain them all without hurting them. Yeah, right. And so he's not necessarily a bad guy, but he does want to beat up this old man. Sure.

I guess the old man got up to the top of the condominium thing using one of those things on the side of the stairs or whatever those things are called, those old man lifts. And so he's working his way up. So it is kind of like the raid. So I've been trying to like the raid, but with weak people. Yes. And todd working his way up. So it is kind of like the raid. Yeah, so I'm just like the raid but with weak people Yes, right and toddlers getting beaten up and Like I think that I think this it'll be a similar situation with the disabled person is that he wants to fight them

He doesn't necessarily want to fight them, but they're like you're that kid You're that kid. I'm gonna get you like that. And then he's like trying to like Stop them from hurting themselves, but also from hurting him Which is very good of him. He's a good guy and then you get get to the to the hard work of beating up an old man Yeah, I think I think that's great and it's all because he ruined his the old man ruined his summer vacation Like this is a I feel this is drawn from real life. It old man ruined his summer vacation. Like this is it. I feel this is drawn from real life. It's an old man ruined your summer vacation. God fucking old man.

Will you wearing sandals on like a beach in an old man ran over your foot with a rascal? Yeah, spend a lot of time on Venice Beach. Al does have a toddler who, you know, keeps him awake at night. So I say, drawn from real events. And ways to restrain him.

Karate shots. Karate shots. Is this a sketch idea? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's a shame that it's a full movie. But I don't see there's any reason why a full movie can't be a sketch. That's very true.

Yeah, and often a critique of bad movies is that it was more just a sketch that was drawn out to an hour and a half. Yeah, and imagine the reviews come in and then as the filmmaker just go, yeah, I know. That was the point. It's a sketch I dragged out too long. I know what I was doing.

Yes. The movie was called A Drawing Out Sketch. Yeah, about a week. Thanks for getting it. About a week. Yeah. A version of the raid. I've been trying in my mind to come up with a pun for the raid, but it's really

difficult because I hear you come up with a pun. Because there's not enough words to really work with. That's true, yeah. Mobility raid is the best thing that I've come up with. Yeah, like the ability aid. Mobility aid, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, everyone. It's okay. I was the pun guy now. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, and you go back to coming up with concepts and making jokes that actually make people laugh. Okay. I was just, I don't think you know how to insult people.

Yeah. You lost your touch. Yeah, no, I know. But I'm the little insult that- I have this one, you go back to your loving family. I just don't eat it. I know, I'm trying to be even more disrespectful by not only being the good one at puns,

but I don't even respect puns. Yeah, so I think the whole form is beneath me. Well, by explaining it, you've undermined yourself, Alistair, you should just let it stand. That was my plan all along. No, I'm a standard sketch. Ah, he's good. This guy's good.

Alistair. Yes. Would you like a smoother way to shave? Absolutely. I would love to do something nice for my cheeks. Would you like a pinch to the cheeks? You know, if I can't shave with a beautiful five blade razor, then I would enjoy maybe an aunt or just a foreign lady to come and pinch my cheeks.

But luckily, yes. You can get a five blade razor by going to harries.com-thinthank, get yourself a starter pack worth $13, right? But you only have to cover shipping. So you get that for free basically. You're kidding me, right? No you only have to cover shipping. So you get that for free, basically. You're kidding me. No, I'm not, why would I kid you

in the middle of an ad spot, Alistair? And this is the first purchase. This is the only time in my entire life when I'm sincere. This is the first purchase, though, right? Yeah, this is your first purchase. And the future ones, you have to pay the $13? Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably.

But you first one, you just cover the shipping. You're missing the point. I'm absolutely. You get a taste of the good stuff. Oh, right. You're going to think it's, it's absolutely worth the $13 as well. You see, and, and, and if Harry's were like, we're, we're drug dealers, they would jack up the price after they're giving you that first taste.

Which in a way they do, but only to $13. Well, that's not that high. No, that's not the way. In fact, it's half what you would pay for the leading five blade razors. That's like the price of like sort of three and a half coffees. What a great way to think about it, Alistair. Because that's about how many days, about three and a half days, is how frequently I need to shave. Right.

You know? And so, so you can be having coffees all those other days. Is that how the math works? Well, I can buy a box of raisers every three and a half days. And that's if I was just throwing away the raisers every time. But I'm not. You get the Harry's raiser. And you can throw boiling hot coffee in your face.

Just bonnie cheeks on those three days of weeks. Freshly shaven cheeks. Yeah. There you go. Get a smoother away to shave. That's my new phrase for them, because it's a smooth process to water online. Absolutely, you don't have to leave that on the shave.

There's a cabab shop near where I work. And it's one of those cabab shops that's like in a shipping container. And there's slogan is, you've tried the rest. Now try the best. And I'm like, that's really gone back to right first principles as far as the slogan goes. Right?

They went, should we do a pun? Should we talk about the culture of, where cababs, no, let's just say you've tried the rest. You've tried literally every other cabab in the world, but without trying the best one. You were working up to it, statistically speaking, how did this happen? Yeah, you know what I mean?

What are the chances? That is really, you're a really unlucky person. You've eaten every other cabab. And not by chance had the one cabab that is the best cabab. Yeah, well. I mean, look, I think there's almost just like a headline joke in that. Maybe there's a full sketch, like, but the look I think there's there's almost just like a headline joke and that maybe there's a full sketch

I like but the idea that somebody was so we are we out of the ad right Yeah, we're out of the ad. Yeah, yeah. Oh look to be honest. We were never really in the ad. Oh Harry's comms Ford slash thick tank. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm never really out of the ad. Yeah, you never That's why we work well together. We're right year in, yeah. You guys are never really in the ad and I'm never out of an ad. Look, yeah. In a way, you always gotta be closing but at the same time, you always gotta be opening.

That's very, very, you know? Do you think that like with this idea of the best cabab in the world, you've eaten every other cabab and there's still the best cabab in the world? Would you eat that cabab? Because it feels like once you've had that, you're obviously a cabab completist. I prove eating all these other cababs. Do you think that

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I think about this sort of thing a lot. Whenever there's a limited edition food product at like a KFC, I'm like, what if I buy it and I really like it and then I can then they discontinue it? What do I do? What do I do with my life after this? You know what I mean? Just spend the rest of your life longing for the double day.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. Or what if I buy like a KFC product and then I've gone by a Coke, which they don't sell at KFC. And I combine them and that's the perfect combination in my life. And then I have to do that for the rest of my life. I have to go to two locations every time I use. Well, I mean, that doesn't feel as bad as the first one.

The one where you just have to go to two locations to get the ingredients for a thing, which is a lot of shopping. Yeah, still don to care for it. Okay. Yeah, I mean all my shopping in the one place, every time. It just takes it to the level of like having to prepare a meal

at home, where occasionally, you know, you have to get a few ingredients from different shops. And so now you're getting takeaway, but with sort of cook at home rules. Yeah. And see, and that's not fair on you. Defaiths the point. Yeah, absolutely.

You did not get into this business to have to try. No, absolutely not. No, you're eating KFC because you're a lazy. Hmm. Are you a lazy fuck? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, look honestly, you can have said lazy and literally any word, and that would be true. Yeah. Yeah. Lazy Gremlin.

I love a real lazy Gremlin, yeah. I'm a lazy Gremlin. I don't know where we were going. I wasn't born in the first world to have to go to two locations in order to, when I decided to be born in the first world. That's the Gremlin, coming to Russia. That is the first world. That's the Kremlin, doing that communist or Russia. That is the Kremlin. Yeah, that is.

Yes. I had an idea. Look, I don't know if there's anything in this idea, but to add to your idea of what about the guy, he's making that decision whether or not to eat the final cabab and it is the best and then he'll have nothing. Other than everything else in his life, but he'll have nothing. Unless I guess he got into this thing, I guess if we want to really build up the tension,

he got into this whole eating every cabab thing because he was going to kill himself. And then somehow this was the thing that gave him purpose. Right, right. Well, he, along and he told himself that after he'd eaten every kebab, he would then kill himself, but along the way he regained his love of life because of the great interactions that he had with people while eating kebabs.

And then he decides that he can still keep his promise, maybe to Satan or some sort of witch who cursed him. Right? But then if he doesn't eat that last kebab. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But then there's ways around. How's that guy like sauce? Okay, so first of all, there's the fact that you forget a lot of things.

Sure. You'll probably will have forgotten what Kabab one tasted like. Right. He's worked his way through probably one to 1.2 million Kababs. Yeah, and how much better than all the other Kababs is this Kabab?

Because if it's only like a 0.002 better, then it's gonna be really hard to distinguish and a lot about his mood will define how he enjoys that experience. And also, I would question what his state of mind is when he's eating the kebab. 99% of kebabs are consumed. Yeah. That's true. That's true.

Yeah, exactly. And I would also question how recently he brushed his teeth, because I think that that can really affect your enjoyment of a food. That feeds into really when you're eating your own mouth taste a lot as well. That is a big part of eating. And the best restaurants also cook the inside of your own mouth first. They clean that out, they soak that in a nice marinade. And you know how many restaurants do that?

None because there's no restaurants that really care about the human experience. They only care about the food. Well, the real Michelin star, I believe, is got from cooking the mind. Or the bacteria that lives in your mouth that you taste. Wow. Yeah. So the real Michelin star was in our mouth all along. Wow.

I would like to just taste the Michelin star. That's interesting. Yeah. I imagine Mazapani? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. I guess it would be kind of crunchy, but sort of like... Yeah, that crunch, like with those beads on cake, that you're not sure whether or not... I'd rather eat a crunch.

How will I know if this is just a ball bearing? Yeah, am I about to break my tooth on this? Well, there's only one way to find out to push through until something crutches. That's a crazy thing to put on cake. Cake, you know, it should just be a comfort food, and the thing that everybody can enjoy in a relaxed fashion, let's just put some little balls on there,

just little seeds of doubt. That's what they call it. There's got to be a shiny seeds of doubt. And that idea, it's a new segment for fear factor. Yeah. It's what's it called? A drasje. A drasje or ball bearing.

What's a drasje? The little silvery, little silver, sweetie thingies? You know the word for what that thing is. Drasje, yes. DRAJ, double A. How did you know that? There's an accent of what it is. I don't know.

Wait, maybe I've seen that word. I've always thought it was a drag E. It's probably a drag, yeah. No, but... But why would it have an accent and B-E? Yeah, drag E sounds like it's something that's being dragged behind someone's being. Oh yeah, maybe behind a drag. A drag, it's dragged behind a drag.

Yeah, or it's the drag or the drag. Well, that's true. Yeah. Or behind a giant moving cake decoration. Mm-hmm. Trigger. Feedback of foot for cakes. Wait, okay. So this is the challenge that you give to people. Right. So you give them, you've, okay, and maybe it doesn't have to be fear factor. Yeah, but you it's like it's like who dares wins.

Remember that TV show? Yeah, yeah, but we go to random people on the street, right? But it's a new TV show. It's called a dragy or bull bearing, right? And so you say, hey, would you think you could be able to tell whether or not this is a bull bearing or a nidraji? Right? Now, if you get it right.

Just draw-ji, I- Draw-ji? Yes. Draw-ji. No, I've said it so many times. I'm not sure I had a pronounciation. It doesn't matter. Okay.

You came into this segment as the expert. No, I'm the fool. No, you're just like that that Terran no not not Teranelius, but that Terrestrial naval expert who doesn't know that much about it, but how do you terms of our dronjay? We're dronjay This is mobile. Let's never say it again Okay, so you you come up to people and this is our new YouTube sketch show

I'm right in the Frank show and you say okay, I'll give you $10 million if you can guess If you can guess it right but if you guess it wrong I get all of your assets Okay, Alice said well this is turning out to be like just a guessing gay really like because I thought that the element of like hurting your teeth on the thing was the forfeit, but like in the context of losing everything Losing a tooth doesn't seem like that big a deal. In that case, why not just toss a coin or something like that? I know, but losing everything plus making it difficult to eat or make that hurt the bit when it's losing everything. Not that hurt the bit when it's losing everythingosing everything and now you gotta go to a dentist.

What are you gonna pay the dentist with? You got $10 million yesterday. And now I've got nothing. You would sell it. You already had $10 million. Yeah, you know, these are the approaches. Your assets were $10 million. Exactly $10 million.

You could have got another $10 million. $10 million. That's your sucker for $10 million. That's how they snare a sucker. They snare a rich, like a whale. Who thinks they're getting one over on you? We only ask CEOs. We've just received a pay packet.

Ironically, if you are a sucker and you just suck on the draggy instead of biting on it, you'll be fine. I think that they don't release so much of a flavor when you suck on them. I think that's where the risk comes in. You're just kind of, for a long time, it's just layer is a paint, I think. Yeah, and then you just, like, you probably, even if for a long time, it's just layer is a paint, I think.

Yeah, and then you just, like, you probably, even if you were like, I'll just keep sucking on it for ages, you always sort of get a bit sick of it and then you bite it anyway. That's very true, you know? I get it's ball bearing, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You could coat, you could sugarcoat the ball bearings.

Absolutely, yeah. You could sort of game away. That's my wrestling name, the sugarcoat the ball bearing. Yeah. He's sweet on the outside. Boy, he's got a very dense steel. Yeah. Yeah, look, I don't know if this is a great sketch.

I think there is definitely a sketch in a who dares wins type thing, right? But brought into two sort of wider sources of anxiety or like, you know, other kinds of fear and that sort of thing. It was always someone like jumping off a thing, like off a diving board or something like that. But like, what are the real anxieties? Following your dreams?

Oh, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Because I think, yeah, I think I've seen a Who Does wins, which was like, can you eat three jars of mayonnaise? Yeah. And then, but then, But instead of that, Can you be honest with your parents?

Yeah, can you tell your parents about your history of drug use? Can you, can you answer an unknown number on your phone? Do you have an outstanding debt? Maybe you do, you don't know. Yeah. $10 million. You do.

$10 million. Will you answer the phone? Will you go on a two week driving holiday through South of France with your high school principal? Yeah. Who dares with? Or just like, just hang out with a bunch of people. You don't know.

No, full stop. A bunch of people. To be honest, they're like catching up with your friends that you exclusively the friends You don't know. Now full shot. Yeah. A bunch of people. To be honest, they're like catching up with your friends that you exclusively the friends that you no longer talk to from high school. Oh, that'd be the worst. Like that's hanging out with all the people you blocked on Facebook. Yeah, right.

I think this is just. But how much money are we talking 20 bucks here? That's kind of closer to who dares wins. They had like with 300 bucks. Yeah, but I think who dares wins they did little ones, but then they also did big ones. Sometimes they're a big one. I think they would do like you would investigate

the participant and then you would give a, you'd get him right on the edge of that indifference curve. It'd be like, okay, this person, you block this person because they're a racist. You know, you block this person because they're, they're just, they're always racist, you know, you block this person, because they're, you know, they're just, they're always talking about their boat or whatever. And then you find the exact figure that they'd be,

they'd be in foreign, they'd be like, 10 grand. All right. Yeah. Yeah, of course, because then it's a real dilemma, isn't it? Are you, are you, may get interesting? Yeah. And, yeah, no, I, I, I just feel like we could get into

like even more Psychologically taxing Dears I just I just You ready any right now. What about that one with the trolley problem? Sure, yeah, okay, right? So there's there's a train coming down. There's two tracks, right? One's got like one child on it another's got four adults Yeah, right which which thinking thinking to ascend it down. Yeah. It's like that, but who does?

Exactly. And you have to wait a maxi- And you could win time. You could win 20 bucks. Yeah, that's right. I'm not sure if there's a right answer though to that one, so. But one, like some interesting ones, I guess if you were televised. I like the idea that you can't opt out though.

Yeah. You just give, you give them the choice and they're like, for 50 bucks, which lever do you like? I don't want to do this at all. Well, it's 50 bucks riding on it, so you better, no, there's human lives at stake. And that $50 wouldn't you like that? I think you like this kind of $50. Yeah.

What about the idea, like I guess, look, pineapples are what we call 50 dollars in Australia. Is that what a pineapple costs in Australia? Yeah, because of cyclone, Yazy. Yeah. It's just a TV show also where we're just, I mean, look, this is basically the same idea, but we're telephizing that trolley sketch. That trolley dilemma.

But then you're getting people with very specific interest. So you're getting a guy who's super into comic books. Yep. Right. And then on the one track, there's 10 babies. Right? And on the other track, there's like... Action comics number one, first appearance of Superman. First, yeah, or it was gonna say like Alan Moore.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Helmix creator, Alan Moore. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Alan Moore. Yeah. And then they have to decide whether they're gonna save Alan Moore or 10 children with, all of them could be-

Infant potential. Infant potential. They could be 10 Alan Moore's. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's interesting. Yeah, I think we'd really learn a lot about value. And if they make the right decision, they get $20.

Nice. Who decides what the right decision is? The viewers? We take it to the high court. Yeah, well, yeah, we go to the highest court in Australia and we let the judges, you know, with their kind of infinite wisdom. We're not infinite. They're finite wisdom. Very limited wisdom. They're mere human understanding of, you know. Also Mike Whitney is also on them.

He gets a chef, for a some reason on the high court and he Mostly just the smogs is gonna kill her smile if you don't know who Mike Whitney is Google Mike Whitney and just check out that winning smile and then put it as your Sort of your sort of banner photo on top of your Twitter. Yeah, nice. Yeah Do it so look I've written it down. I've just got Who Dare's wins, but for psychologically taxing dares? Yeah, I think that's really good. That's a sketch idea.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, to me, anything that I guess is going to come back to do some kind of family thing, which is the source of, all my love and fear. Yeah, now, are there situations in which you would willingly sort of sell a family member? Oh, like she was. I mean, obviously. Desperation?

Yeah, desperation. I was going to go with desperation. But like, how desperate would you have to be? Oh, pretty desperate. Yeah, I would say very desperate. Yeah. Yeah, would you say like, okay. I'm in a social stigma alone

upon selling a family member, yeah. Okay, so let's say, right now you wouldn't sell a family member to buy a car. Well, I didn't say that. Okay. Because so that's not that desperate a situation. Well, I mean, one of our cars is currently broken down. So, yeah, it's true.

I mean, they all might need another car. Yeah. But what if there was nobody else around to judge you? So that's interesting. So there's just one of your siblings. Uh huh. And there's the buyer. Yep. So this is a sort of almost an end of the world scenario.

Yeah, everyone else is dead. It's just me, a sibling, and a guy who wants my sibling. Yeah. Do I get to find fat goose? What are we trading for? You just want it out of here. Oh, yeah. Oh boy, this town.

So we're in some sort of post-apocalyptic situation, but there's a nice town. There's a nice town down the road. It's very much localized to a non-walking distance. And like, it's like, two within, all walk, any distance that you can walk, that's where it's... It's that plus a bit.

I like the idea of very localized post-apocalyptic, like town, like a... Already, that's a better idea. Yeah, you're right, that is much better. So we're talking like a post-apocalyptic suburb or something like that. Yeah, like a Mad Max kind of situation. But it's just very localized. It's just a couple of streets in West Coveburg. Yeah, but also that it's like a booming metropolis. Okay. Is there a way that it could be both post-apocalyptic and well, really successful? Yeah, well, Thunderdome. They didn't have a Thunderdome. Oh, yeah, Is there a way that it could be both post apocalyptic and?

Well, I'm really successful. Yeah, well ThunderDome. They didn't have a ThunderDome. Oh yeah, the ThunderDome. It's a nice place to visit and go to the ThunderDome. You wouldn't want to live there, obviously. So like, oh, we've got to go to a West Cobraig. And probably fight off Raiders in like, hot it up, buts with spikes on the front.

Two men enter, but do we have to enter? I'm kind of busy. I can't be bothered Two men enter, but do we have to enter? I'm kind of busy. I can't be bothered leaving the live stream. But I don't understand why they don't live stream the Thunderdome. I guess it's because there's so much post-apocalyptic area around the Thunderdome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's kind of like a nice place for everybody to come to. It's like a, you know, there's a bit more sort of like ghost cheese. It's like the bar and cheese. Yeah, everybody knows your name at the Thunderdome. Yeah. By the way, when you said, you know, it's a nice place to visit, but nobody wants to live. That's exactly how Ernie feels about the moon. Anyway, I've been singing a lot of kids songs. Oh, yeah. I like to visit the moon, but I don't think I'd like to live there. That's a parody as well. So we don't have to pay rent, right? That's right. So I'm so sorry.

I think this localized post-apocalyptic thing, like if we wanted to, we could go even more specific, it could just be the corner of somebody's living room. Sure, post-apocalyptic or something. There's just like, there's a couple of guys in there, one of them's wearing a man's skin. And one's got a chainsaw hand. Yeah.

And that makes sense because I think, like, people think of the post-apocalyptic, I think it covers the world. But I think it's got to start somewhere. That's very true. And it's got a spread, you know? And it's got a, you know, it's got a sustain and spread. So there's a lot of sort of post-apocalyptic... Or shrink.

Spots. Or shrink. Yeah. Possibly shrink. Yeah, so first of all... Because things get gentrified, right? So you've got like, you know, you've got your post-apocalyptic wasteland. But of course, you know, you're going to get a, when things become a post-apocalyptic wasteland

prices go down, yeah, this student start moving out of I like a cool area. I think last time I was on, it was, we did real estate with a, with a, some sort of weird dimensional portal in the, in the bedroom. That's right. So maybe expand out again and we can't be like, okay, gentrified post-apocalyptic suburb. I like that idea. estate with some sort of weird dimensional portal in the bedroom. That's right. So maybe expand out again and we can't be like, okay, gentrified post-apocalyptic suburb. I like that idea a lot.

And the people who wear human skin, as a mask, they can no longer afford to live there. Yeah, exactly. And then there's all these investors talking about how, actually, I've been looking and they have been studying a you know a lot of the Sort of people who are buying a lot of the burning tires and and some of the sort of elusa You know sort of leather jacket and sort of goat skins and things like that and then I go there And I buy real estate there because you know that's gonna be a sort of a boom Yeah, I like the idea that I like the idea that a retiree couple move next door to the ThunderDome. And they make noise complaints.

The ThunderDome gets turned into apartments. Yeah, no. Yeah, that used to be, that was the meeting place. That was the entertainment venue. And now they got lockout laws. Exactly. Yeah. It's killing the ThunderDome nightlife.

I mean, we used to be able to get like a like a Latina broken jar, but now it's in a glass. Yeah, it's really. Well now they've at least filed off the shop edges. That's right. Yeah, we used to, you used to sit on oil drums, now we sit on chairs. Thunderdome is now Thunderdome towers. Oh no, Thunderdome Heights. Yeah. And there's a door man. Yeah. But he kind of like, he sort of wears like a, it's a very gentrified like version of the thing. So he has where he's got a lot of skulls on it, but they're kind of very nice like silver buttons.

Yeah, right. On his jacks. Cultural appropriation, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he sort of, he still has that kind of like, looks like a, you know, like a, sort of limo driver's cap. It's got dreadlocks coming out.

But it's like dreadlocks and like sort of little, like old cow horns and things like, it's wearing them ironically. Yeah. Maybe there's like a place where you can sort of get sort of gourmet, post-apocalyptic sort of, you know, like fried, human flesh. Fried, yeah.

Yeah, absolutely, yeah. You know, sort of like a nice, nice sort of. Which used to be free, because you could just tear it off your end of it. But now it's like $24 a portion. It's really. Absolutely. And they do like, I said,

of a beautiful sand waffle. You know, where, you know, I guess, when you were really desperate, you would sort of just eat sand. Eat sand. You know? That's true, but now people are like, oh, you gotta, let's go in and try the sand.

Try the sand. Well, they're really good sand here, because you're like, oh, it's, technically and try the sand. Try the sand. Well, they're a really good sand here because you're like, oh, it's technically you can sustain on the sort of microorganisms alone and things like that. You don't have to wait for it to grow into plants. And, you know, I think it was kind of better actually when the soil sort of couldn't sustain life. You know, it drives up the price of the sand, right?

And the local, the few who are still there can't afford to eat it anymore. Who live in the dirt quarry? Yeah. They're being forced to sell all their sand to cafes. By the way, whoever said the old folks move in next to the Dome and Mega, those can play, that was very good. That was very good, Nick Mason.

I did it. I said a thing. Like the Thunder Dome. Who would have thought the Thunder Mason. I did it. I said a thing. Like the thunder dome. Who would have thought the thunder dome would be so noisy? That's right. What the real estate agents bring him in when there's no thunder

that when John Snow is in twilight, Mad Max or whatever. And then I think it's quiet. They're like, oh no, it's a library. It's the shush sphere. It's the shush hemisphere. It just looks like there's very quirky architecture in the area. But a lovely neighborhood, really.

Yeah, and it's quite nice. And it's just got character. Hey, I think we did it. We've made it to five sketch ideas over the other. Shall I run us down, please? Three of the sketches. Keryl of sketches. Well, we've got TN CSI, which is terrestrial, naval crime scene investigators, and it's

where there's sort of, there's been sort of naval crimes that have been committed on land and they've been sending in an expert and nobody's really an expert, but this is the guy who knows the most about it and he doesn't know that much. And what is the main story of this sort of sketch is that there's also, apart from people walking a plank and dying of the bends from escaping through. So there's revolving doors too quickly. There's a main story which is this guy who's been taking ocean water and putting it in a kitty pool and then committing crimes.

Technically in international waters and then he's. Technically, in international waters, and then there's this, and he's been really making a mockery of this cop who then eventually, who he himself is a renegade, hell gets a wheelbarrow full of Australian land and tips it in there and then he busts his ass. Alistair, you really gave a lot of detail on that sketch and I appreciate it. Yeah. Sometimes I think if I ever forget some of these sketch ideas and I just want to get them back, I'll just listen to the end.

Listen to the end. Yeah, we should release the end as the podcast. We could release the end as a preview, but then fuck that. Listen to the whole thing. There's a lot of hemming and hawing in the middle. It's kind of people love the hemming and the hawing. Hemming way is Horing. Especially the Horing though.

Then, oh wait, I know that was the second sketch, International Waters. I apologize. That's fine. Second sketch was International Waters. First one was just... There's many CSIs. Absolutely.

There's room for two maritime. Yeah. CSI International Waters is just in general as a funny thing where they show up to the crime scene And there's never anything they can do. That's right. Yeah looks like they'll get away with it again. I don't know why we bother Then there is the raid but for a week and poor people Yeah, I'm sure shitty cars shitty car chases and but no the car chases are good, but they're in shitty cars Yeah, but they're in bad locations, but they're still good. Oh, yeah, they're beautiful and it's weak people fighting other weak people and

And things like that and but it's kind of like yes, so it's like the raid but anyway, I feel if anything that's that's a more visceral fight Yeah, like I'm like a man charging in and like knocking somebody's head off with a hammer That's all well and good and fun. That's fun for the whole family. But just two guys who don't really know what they're doing or in a battle to the death, that is unpleasant. I think that's the new, I think that's the new, incredibly powerful, skilled action, action fight. It's just too idiots who don't know what they're doing.

Just dial it back. I think the only reference point that I've got for this is in the noted action film, Bridget Jones' Diary, where Hugh Grant and Colin Firth fight in the street, and they're really not very good at it. But we really take it. We really kick it up a notch. Yeah. It's sort of like the Chinese water torture of fights where nobody is really capable of killing

the other, but no one, you know, both are too stubborn to stop. Yeah, for us, the Chinese water torture of being punched in the face. There's just sort of slap-ass in our own, anyway. Then we got the Who Dairs of Winds, but for psychologically taxing dares. Yeah. And then we also have post-apocalyptic suburb gets gentrified. So I think that's fun. That's good stuff.

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I'm on Twitter at Wikipedia brand, if you wanna pop over and say hi. Well, you know what, I'm on Twitter at alos.tv. And I'm on Twitter at Stupid Old Andy and we are at Two in Tank. And we have recently launched a Patreon for some reason. Very good. And we're looking to pay George who edits this podcast.

Yeah. And that's our first goal. We haven't put the goal into the thing. But we don't want to put anything in writing. We change our minds. We don't want to put too much pressure on us or you or George. Or George.

Yeah. I don't want to put pressure on him that he might get paid. There's no pressure on anybody. No, I don't want to put pressure on him, that he might get paid. There's nothing pressure on anybody. I think the anticipation of getting paid might drive him mad and then he won't edit the podcast. Yeah, because we haven't told him about this. I'm like, of course not. He might send him a message like, hey, George, we're going to pay you for this and he

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