U Talkin’ U2 To Me? - U Talkin' U2 To Me? - Commentary Special (w/ Harris Wittels, Lance Bangs, Paul F. Tompkins)

Episode Date: June 11, 2014

It's time for Adam Scott Aukerman to look back at the episode that started it all in a special season finale commentary episode of U Talkin' U2 To Me? Past guests Harris Wittels, Lance Bangs, and Paul F. Tompkins return to finally answer some burning questions. What were some of their favorite moments from the show? When did they first hear about U2? What are their favorite U2 albums? Plus, Scott drops a bombshell that can only be explored through the many fan favorite sub-podcasts like 2’s Clues, Talkin’ Bout Money, and much more. This episode is sponsored by:  Bonobos . Use offer code EDGE to get 20% off Fracture: Fracture allows you print your pictures directly on pure glass. Go to www.fractureme.com for more info!

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Oh, hey there. This is Scott Aukerman. And this is your old pal, Adam Scott. And this is the commentary episode for episode one of You Talking U2 to Me. That's right. We've been down the road together, Scott. And we all kind of felt like it's time to take a look back and listen to that first episode just to see how far we've come. By the way, this is where we're talking about how we have the exact same voice,

which if you're listening to us right now, it's almost like there's four of us in the same room. I remember the night we recorded this, actually. Do you? Yeah, it was in December, I believe. It was. It was a while ago. We've been banking these for a while. Because I remember...

This is going great. This is going great. It was going great. I remember it going really, really great, like right up top. A couple of weeks ago... A couple of weeks ago, a couple of weeks ago. Remember that? How are you feeling on this night? You know what? I was happy. We'd been talking about this for

a week or maybe two. I was just happy to see it all come to fruition. I mean, you don't talk about something for a week and then expect it just to fall apart. The full-throated, full-syllabled name of our lovely show. Parks and Recreation. I wasn't listening to you, the thing you just said.

Here I am talking about Parks and Recreation, which is... Oh, yes, the show I'm on. A lot of people don't know that you're on that show and have been for... How long has your character been a part of that show? Four seasons. Four seasons, almost like my favorite hotel Oh, the Four Seasons Hotel No, Parks and Recreation

I remember Oh, hey bro You know, I think we were both a bit nervous For this first episode Oh, in what way? Nervous, we didn't know how it was going to come out. Yeah. I mean, this is a, you know, it's almost like being on a first date.

It really was. You got the jitters. Sure. You never know when you're going to get a boner. What else? How many boners did you get during the taping of this episode? 400. 400? Just kidding.

Four. Four. of this episode? 400. 400! Just kidding. Four. So,

this is a great episode. This is a, if, if people are listening to this show, this is a great place to start. You know what I mean? Number one.

I think so. I think with anything, really, it's a good place to start. If there's like one through 15 like there is

with this show, you can either start at one or two through 15. Now we should mention, by the way, that we're doing this because this is the season finale of you talking you two to me. Yes, we're going to take a break here.

We're going to just go away. We're going to be like Ross and Rachel. Well, we're going to have to go away and just dream it all up again. Which is a famous, famous quote from the lead singer of U2. The rock band U2. I thought you were saying the rock is the lead singer

of U2. No. I was saying that can't be right. But I do know that the rock is a really big fan of U2. Is he really? I saw him at a U2. No. I was saying that can't be right. But I do know that The Rock is a really big fan of U2. Is he really? I saw him at a U2 concert. Did you? What was he doing? I didn't see him. Fingering someone? I didn't see him. What? Fingering someone? Excuse me? Fingering someone!

Oh, fingering someone. No, I've never seen him in real life. You're a liar! Yeah, I didn't see him at a YouTube concert. Why would you lie about something that important to me? It seemed like opportune time to throw something like that. We were listening to...

What song is this? Sunday Bloody Sunday. Oh, right, because we were talking about periods at this point. That was funny. Is that what we're talking about? Maybe one of the first jokes that we made on this show. The old period run. I remember that. Is that what we're talking about? Maybe one of the first jokes that we made on this show. The old period run. I remember that.

So this is the season finale. You and I are getting too busy to do this show. Well, frankly, we're running out of material. Sure. But I would keep going were the band

to be putting out a record anytime soon. But it doesn't seem like they are. I feel like whenever that record arrives, you and I are going to have to drop whatever is happening. Emergency session.

Emergency episode. Now, we may pick this back up again in the future, talking about another band or something. Sure. But at this point, you are going off to do a movie, and I'm sitting around the house.

So we're both too busy. And I'm sitting around the house. Yep. So we're both too busy. Yep. You're sitting around John's house. I just moved yesterday. Oh, you did? Yes, thank you very much. Oh, you didn't.

That wasn't a compliment. You're right. I'm going to miss that bed that you conceived your children in. I wanted to say something about the—what was the last episode we did? Stained Glass. Stained Glass. Well, the last week was, of course, Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark. But you wanted to talk about Stained Glass. But I listened to part of Stained Glass the other day, and something I said really bugged me.

And it was—we were talking about the Billy Joel joel show and i said i said because so it goes was from stormfront we started talking about the album stormfront and i said you know in my opinion stormfront is uh is overproduced um but there are some great songs on it and it just sort of i i sounded like um that snobby record store clerk clerk that you just want to strangle when you're trying to buy something. He sounded like you, who I just want to strangle. So because it annoyed me so much, I listened to Stormfront again. And it's just like a late 80s giant blockbuster rock album. And it's great. And it's just like a late 80s giant blockbuster rock album and it's great and it's produced it's not like they were i just felt embarrassed about my record store clerk uh

shoving my record store knowledge opinion it's like who fucking who cares he made the album he wanted to make he didn't make the album you wanted him to make at that point in time. But I don't, who cares? You know, a lot of this show is about us evaluating music, though. I know, but that one seemed particularly egregious to me. Okay. Can I ask you a question? Are you losing weight for whatever role this is?

No. It's not the normal heart, too? You look skinnier. Do I really? Yeah, you do. Is that a compliment to you? Oh, we're talking. We're doing the Octoon Baby riff here.

Let's listen to that. This is the inception of our Octoon Baby. Yeah, this is it. It'll be Octoon! Baby. There we go. Octoon! Baby.

This was a great night.. Baby. This was a great night. Funny stuff. This was a... When did you realize that we had the magic? I think it was right around... Let's move on. Right around the time that the Octoon Baby bit started. I was like, you know what?

We've got something here. So good. Now, so we are going to be moving on. We may come back and do some more of them but we we can't do them this summer i mean we could i mean we know you and i may do them during the summer around here we're not going to release them this summer the episodes yeah we may stack some up and come out later in the year that would be nice that was nice when we had like five already recorded because part of the issue uh in the last few weeks is that we've had to do

one or two every single week in order to catch up when we had them kind of backlogged or whatever you call it was when we had recorded a bunch and they hadn't even aired yet right so and we would see each other maybe once every three weeks which was was a fun thing to do. Totally. Now the pressure to come out weekly. It's sort of starting to feel like a job. Yeah. I'm realizing what it feels like to be you recording the podcast every week. I'm so sorry. And I'm like, wow, it's not easy at all.

But we had a good run. This is episode 16. I think it's been great. It's been great. Maybe we'll come back. Yeah. But there were some people who helped us get here. But we had a good run. This is episode 16. I think it's been great. It's been great. Maybe we'll come back. Yeah. But there were some people who helped us get here along the way.

It's true. And while we can't have every single guest we've ever had on the show back, we have a great selection of them. And do you remember our first guest, Adam, in episode two, I believe? He jumped in and started talking even though we didn't want to have him on until episode three. Oh, God. Yeah, I am. It's me, Terrace. Terrace?

Terrace. Terrorist Whittles. Terrorist? Have you changed your name or has that always been your name? It's always been Terrorist. Terrorist Whittles. Harris, we heard you died after that show that we did. Yeah, I don't know how that whole thing got started.

I don't know. I just heard that. We've been saying, rest in peace, terrorist every episode since. I've been saying that since 9-11. Every night. Come on, man. It's true. That's not this kind11 Every night Come on man It's true That's not this kind of a show What?

That's not a It's not funny No I I say burn in hell B-I-H Terrace That's a lot different than R.I.P I know

Um How are you Harris? I'm good Scott Thanks for having me Scott Thanks for having me Thanks for acknowledging both of us You too

Thanks for having me Scott Scott, thanks for having me. Thanks for acknowledging both of us. You too. Thanks for having me, Scott. You too. Scott. Like the band. Wait, sorry. Sorry, terrorists. There's an important piece of information we haven't covered yet.

Oh, what's that? I feel like before we go any further, since we can't hear everything that's being said in the first episode should we go over the band member names oh yeah that's right we may have skipped over that we may have been talking over that so okay you two is comprised has it always been four people or was there like you know you've heard of the fifth beetle right a lot have you ever heard that phrase the fifth beetle oh sure you ever heard the fifth beetle the yes. The fifth beetle is a phrase that people use to describe some— Yes, yes, I've heard it.

The fifth beetle. Yes. The fifth—no, no, no, the fifth beetle. Oh, the fifth beetle. Yes. That is a term that a lot of people use to describe someone like Mick Jagger, who they think should have been in the Beatles. Right.

Like, wouldn't it have been great if Mick Jagger was in the Beatles instead of the Rolling Stones? That would have been great if Mick Jagger was in the Beatles instead of the Rolling Stones? That would have been amazing. You mean just strictly a second drummer? Sure, yeah. Like have an Adam and the Ants baroondi drummer in there. Yeah, that would be great. How great would the Beatles have been if one of the Adam and the Ants drummers was in there just going, drum, ba-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.

So do that Drumming Okay One Two One two three Hey Jude Don't let me down

I have found her I've gotta go get her I can't get no And go to the store I gotta go I can't get no. And go to the store. I got it going. I can't get no. Where's my pocketbook? Sympathy for the devil.

Hey, Jew. Where's the pocketbook? So, oh, my gosh. So, like, imagine your favorite rock stars throughout history singing with the Beatles, and that's what we mean by the fifth Beatle. Morrissey. How great would he have been as the fifth Beatle? This isn't much of a commentary.

Chris Daughtry. I'm just kind of talking. Chris O'Dowd. Chris O'Dowd. Fifth Beatle. Fifth Beatle. Right there. And let's get some ladies into the mix.

What do you say? Chris Christie. How about the queen? Yes, Chris Christie. Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz, fifth Beatle. Fifth Beatle. Now back to the album covers.

Oh my gosh. Meet the Beatles. By the way, someone wrote to me saying, hey, Meet the Beatles wasn't their first record. You know what? Who cares? Who gives a shit you fuck face that was before that was before they even had albums it was just like a collection of singles yeah it was a collection of bullshit that took them straight to the top of the charts whoever said that about Scott. Now every time you hear you fuck you. Yeah, Scott.

Thank you, buddy. Love you. No problemo. Love you. Love you. I love you. Oh, yeah. And the band as well. Okay, so wait, what are we talking about here in the first episode? Let's talk about you two. Oh, you two.

That's pretty standard, I think. That's why people have listened to this show for 16 episodes, because we talk about you too. What are you guys' thoughts on you too? Well. Man, I've been waiting for someone to ask. I love war, so I would just say Boy and October are the two albums of theirs. Oh, God.

Listen to us. Listen to us. Rattle on about you too. From the very beginning, talking as if anyone gives a shit. Oh, by the way, I want to say something about that stained episode. May I? May I have the floor? Yes.

A lot of people were saying, God, the contents of your iPod are horrible. When we were playing the U2 or not U2. I was taking all of those off of iTunes, the iTunes store. All right. Yeah. Those were all. I do not have the Cheers theme and the Fat Boys and the Beach Boys. I actually thought I admired your iTunes collection.

The Fat Boys and Beach Boys song was incredible. I had not thought of it nor heard it since 1987. I don't know why it popped in my head. Yeah, it was incredible. That was a stream of consciousness. We should be doing commentary on that episode. Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Harris, talk about your episode.

Any remembrances? What are your memories? I remember coming in and I didn't like U2 that much. And by the time I left, they are my favorite band. How many times have you seen U2

since then? Every day since then. You've gone to a U2 concert. Yeah, even if they're not playing, I'll still go try to follow one of them around. Yeah, how's that been going? Pretty good.

Couple restraining orders from Edge. But it's like, fuck you, dude. Don't go to your house if you don't want me there. Yeah. It's like, you're a public figure. What do you expect? Do you know people call him Ed? They do?

Just for short? Yeah. How lazy. Shortening Edge. Do they call him Je sois? Je ne sais quoi? I feel like we used to really go album by album.

We used to go through where we were in our lives when the album came out. The past few episodes, we haven't really been doing that. Because we haven't done anything. With our lives. What were you doing on that? You guys are a couple losers. Yeah, I guess so. Okay, so no our lives. Like, what were you doing on No? You guys are a couple of losers. Yeah, I guess so.

Like, okay, so No Line on the Horizon, what were you doing? Were you sitting there saying, I wish I could do a show like Parks and Recreation? I was... We were shooting Party Down. See, that would have been a fun... Oh, that would have been fun to talk about. Oh, well, never mind. Why don't we just...

Let's do the show again and go through the albums again. That's why I was... I really do think we should go through the albums again and go through the albums again. That's why I really do think we should go through the albums again and just do another 15 episodes. Okay, we can do it. Let's reconvene after the summer and we'll just redo it. We'll call it redo. But you know what?

I like that. There were some others who helped us along the way. For sure. And episode five, I believe, called Rattle and Hum, there was a young man who really taught us how to do an over two hour long podcast,

which became the standard for this show. He introduced us to the idea of overdoing it. And he's a great director and you want to plug anything as I introduce you? Anything coming out soon? Yeah, a couple things. Meltdown? Meltdown is going to start airing on Comedy Central most likely later this summer.

Okay, so watch that. Really funny show. And how do you know? Because I was there for a taping, Scott. So you've seen one episode, but you're calling the entire show really funny? Yeah, saying that episode is... I am. Why don't you wait until the very last minute of the very last episode is aired

and then talk about how funny it is. Why don't you wait until the world ends to be a decent person and support your friends? I will! I will! You're just lying! He's your friend and so you're lying about a funny show. You don't know if it's funny or not. Okay, let me tell the truth then.

Okay. I was there for a taping. It was hilarious. I saw the light in everyone's eyes in the audience, and I thought this is going to go far. Humblebrag. You went to a taping. Oh, Harris. Wait a minute.

Harris, what do you know about Humblebrags? Humblebrag that he just brought it up. Lance Bangs is here. Lance, welcome. Lance. Hello. Hey, man. Hey.

Lance is here. I'm so glad we're doing this format. Yeah. Do you have any remembrances about what we're talking about on this first episode? Yeah. Before these started airing, you or Adam sent me kind of early mixes of how these were going to come out. That's right, because you did the episode before they had started airing or whatever. Much like Ed, though, we go through 165 mixes before we're just satisfied with it.

Now, back at that time, you were using a different studio. Boy, this guy, he really remembers it. Yeah, we were, I mean, look, we were the first show. I knew that was a different room. We were, this show, an episode of this program was the very first program ever recorded in this new studio. The all that you can't leave behind episode. Yeah. So if it sounds echoey.

Oh, turn it up. Turn it up. Okay, let's turn it up. This is what you want to hear when you're listening to a YouTube podcast. That's right. Oh, this is Huey Lewis. Well, let's get a Huey Lewis in the news update. Yeah, what's going on with those guys?

What's the news news? I love that bass. Let's do some Huey Lewis and the news news. Let's do some news news. Snooze. So, do you still like Huey Lewis and the news? Yeah, that has not changed. That's not changed.

Did he ever get a new drug? Well, he wanted one. I know that for sure. That's my least favorite kind of joke. People are like, did Ice Cube end up having a good day? You couldn't even think of a second. That's a bad example. Hey, Adam, we got to get an update on this because we need closure.

Okay. Harry Potter. Yeah. Where are you at with it? I'm about, I would say, 100 pages from finishing the second book. Whoa, so you finished the first one. Writing or reading? Writing.

I'm rewriting all of them. That's amazing. What are you doing differently with good old The Boy Who Lived? I'm switching around all the names so each chapter begins and I've switched. Each chapter,

everyone has a different name than they did in the previous chapter. Oh, interesting. Hermione, Ron, and Harry. He who should not be named. Voldemort. Uh-oh.

Yeah, you just named him. Uh-oh. Oh, did I? Macbeth. Jesus. They all switch names. So I just do that, and then I also switch outfits and clothing. But every other word is exactly the same.

While you're writing? Everything else is exactly the same. Also, whenever the word the or the is used, I replace it with last. The word last. So it'll be like Hermione took off last shirt. Ice Cube had last good

day. Yes. Also, there is a chapter about Ice Cube. It follows every single chapter. So, how are your kids enjoying Harry Potter? They like it very much. Can you give us an update about the plot?

Of Harry Potter? Yes. Where are you at? You're saying that like you're so over it. We haven't gotten to it. Give us an update about the plot. This has been sitting there. Yeah.

For episode after episode. At the beginning of episodes, you always say we're going to get a Harry Potter update, but then you never ask me, man. Okay, I'm asking you now. Okay.

Tell me about the plot of Harry Potter 2. Well, Harry Potter 2, it's all about the Chamber of Secrets. What? The Chamber of Secrets. That can't be right.

Yeah. I don't think it's called that. And they're wondering who opens the Chamber of Secrets. First of all, I don't think it's called a chamber. It is. That doesn't be right. Yeah. I don't think it's called that. And they're wondering who opens the Chamber of Secrets. First of all, I don't think it's called a chamber. It is. That doesn't sound right to my ears. Chamber?

Yeah. Say it again. Chamber. That's not a real word, first of all. Chamber? And it's not secrets. It's like whispers. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Turn this up. Turn this up. Sunday, I will follow. And he even started his own band called The Innocents. Oh, this is your guy from the church. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, I remember that. Lance, do you remember that?

I do remember that. Yeah. Lance, do you remember listening to this episode after we sent you kind of the demo version before we had kind of sweetened it up? Do you remember what sort of... Hey, Harris? Yeah. I need you to chill out.

That's why I like coming here. I never see you angry except for when we do this show. Did you – what were your thoughts? I was listening in a car driving around really loud at night, and I thought there was going to be more U2 discussion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You assumed there was going to be more U2 discussion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You assumed there would be a lot more U2 discussion.

I remember you wrote me an email of like, is this atypical for the show of how little you're talking about U2? We were like, I don't know. Because in that first episode, you plow through Boy, October. And War and Under a Blood Red Sky. Which is a pretty big chunk

and you were talking about we're going to conceptually approach it where we take like three albums at a time and then you did like three albums at a time originally it was going to be

just six episodes because that's all we thought we had time for and we had so much fun and I remember we did your episode was Rattle and Hum but we

good memory but we Scott I'm going to need you to take it easy. Hey, what if I took a chill pill? That would be great. How would that sit with you? If you had chill pills and you had access to them

and they didn't have the childproof cap because you're so stupid. Do you want a chill pill? Yeah, can I get a chill pill? Yeah. I have a childproof cap on me. Oh. Just kidding. Rehab, guys.

Go on. What? Go ahead. Oh. What? Oh, okay. We'll talk about that next week. Anyway.

But it wasn't just Harris and Lance who helped us. No, it wasn't. There were others who helped us get there along the way. And there was an episode called Slowing It Down where we ran out of things to talk about and we needed someone to come in and help us slow it down. The titular slowing it down. And here's Paul F. Tompkins.

Scott, Scott, thank you. I hope I helped slow things down by answering the same goddamn question a million times on the episode. I have to ask, I have to ask, when did you first hear of YouTube? Episode one of this podcast. Oh, well, I'm happy to provide the service.

I remember hearing people, no, you can eat your thing. As Scott is about to introduce me, like Adam realizes what's happening. You mean Scott. Scott. You don't have to open it in the mic. And then he reaches for his little high-end candy bar. It's supposed to be for health. As if, like, it's sort of like I could see the wheels turn like, oh, perfect.

Oh, I can take a break now. We've been doing this 15 minutes. Adam has to take a snack break. I like that you recall this high-end candy bar. The bourgeoisie candy. You do pound those things, man. Divine decadence? I feel

so part of the upper crust right now as I eat this. Paul, thanks for being on not only that show but, well, this show. For those wondering, it's a cube of Robin Leach's cum. His high-end candy bars.

For those of you wondering. For those of you who were wondering. What makes it high-end. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. Okay. Hi, Paul.

Scott, hello. What a pleasure it is Okay. Hi, Paul. Scott, hello. What a pleasure it is to be with you guys. Scott, hello. What a pleasure it is to be with you fellows to celebrate the first episode

of you talking YouTube to me. Thank you. Thank you. Boy, it seems like it was just three months ago, but it was actually six months ago

that we recorded it. That's... See, I thought it felt like four months ago that we recorded it. See, I thought it felt like four months ago. Hold on. Was it six months ago? That's half a year. That we recorded Paul's episode? No, no. The first episode,

the one we're doing commentary for. Six months. Six months ago we recorded the first episode. My, how time flies. What? Did we turn Harris' mic off? There it is. Guys, what I was saying was lots changed. I made a signal to Cody.

By the way, Engineer Cody Cody is on the board here tonight. Cody Cody. No, no, no. It's not Cody Cody. It's Engineer Cody Cody. He's an Engineer Cody. That is his job. Engineers have the title Engineer Cody. A couple weeks ago. It's just a coincidence that his name is Cody. So he's an Engineer Cody. I forgot all engineers have the title Engineer Cody. A couple weeks ago. It's just a coincidence

that his name is Cody. It's like the... A couple weeks ago he called Sam Engineer Cody. A couple weeks ago he called Sam Engineer Cody. A couple weeks ago he called Sam Engineer Cody. A couple weeks ago I could see you

and Sam being brothers. I would believe that. Anybody else? Is that... I'm not buying it for a second. How did you guys choose, Cody, to engineer these recordings? That is a good commentary question.

Cody, talk about it. I'm sorry, what was the question? Oh, boy. How were you chosen to be the engineer? How was I chosen for this episode? Yeah, that's what you wanted to talk about? No, for the show. No, you were the engineer on the very first episode, we think. Yeah, free will.

Free will? Yeah, I just chose. Just picked it up. Free will-y. Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Cool story. Hey, um.

Hey, guys. Yeah. Can I go around and ask each of you a question? Mm-hmm. I think it's time for a little podcast we call What's Your Deductible, Bro? Okay. Lance, what's your deductible, bro? I don't know what you're talking about.

Car insurance, health insurance. What's your deductible, bro? Oh, $500 on a rental car. Very good. Paul? $180. Harris, what's your deductible, bro? 300.

Adam? I think it might be $1,000. Really? Oh! Oh! He likes to pay less for his car insurance, huh? That's right. That's right. And I am Italian.

Wait. Scott. What? What's your deductible? Bro? Bro? $500. Just found out. Nice.

And that has been an episode of What's Your Deductible, Bro? This is a great episode. I just noticed we were talking about Robert Hilburn. Oh, yes. And you know what? Someone wrote to me after six episodes and said, you can't have a YouTube podcast without talking about Robert Hilburn. I thought it was the weirdest thing to say because why would he have that same thought that you and I did? And I wrote back and said, did you not hear us talk about Robert Hilburn. I thought it was the weirdest thing to say because why would he have that same thought that you and I did?

And I wrote back and said, did you not hear us talk about Robert Hilburn? Hey bro, we talked about him on the first episode. Do you think he was saying it in a fed up way? He was! You can't talk about you two. He was! He didn't want to hear about Robert Hilburn. No, he wanted to hear about him.

Scott, do you hear what I'm saying? I hear what you're saying now. Lance is making gestures like he understands. I hear what you're saying now. I'm saying this guy didn't want to hear about Robert Hilburn. You are looking at your goddamn phone while I'm talking to you and yelling. Guys, I'm going to say this right now. Wait, say it later. Say it later.

Just sit on it for a while. You know what? I'm going to hang on to it. Sit on it and say it. Let it marinate. Do you think Marc Maron ever says that? Go ahead. Let it marinate.

Marinate. Is he talking about his semen? Yeah. Robin Leach's cucumbers. Cucumbers. Hey, Adam, I have a humble request when you're done with that. I have a humble brag when you're done with that candy bar. I have a humble brag request. Will you, Adam, Scott, I mean.

Dr. Seuss? Will you. Will you. Will you. Will you give me your crumbs? Hey, welcome to another episode of Give Me Your Crumbs. Hey, this is Scott. This is Scott.

Will you give me your crumbs? Uh, let me check. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give you my crumbs. That's been Will You Give Me Your Crumbs. Good app. That was pretty good. Listen, before we get any further, I have to say I saw Godzilla last week. Oh, my God.

The movie. Oh, not in person. No, no, the movie. Oh, thank God. Well, he's a good guy. Oh, I was ready to evacuate the city. Because I was going to say, well, how come I didn't see him because he's pretty big. Yeah, and also we're recording this in Los Angeles.

Los Angeles is a city that's, you know, on the coast, essentially. Yes. I mean, it's not like we're in Santa Monica or Malibu or something like that. Oh, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, guys. Let's turn this up for a while. It is the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website or online portfolio. This was, I remember recording this. Yeah? How was it?

Adam, you've refused to do the ads any of these shows. No one has ever once asked me. That's because you always pick up your backpack the minute that we stop recording. Is that what you do when I leave, is you record ads? I linger around until someone asks me to do an ad.

No one has ever asked me to do an ad. I know. I say that... I know. I say that. I know. Okay, anyway. But do you know that that's when the ads are done? No. I don't.

You've listened to the show, though, and you hear me do them. Yeah, but I don't know that you. Will you do an ad for this episode? Will you talk about Squarespace right now as I'm talking about Squarespace? Let me say something. How would I have ever known that I was expected to record an ad? You're not expected to. I just wish you would have. I volunteer.

Sure, I would do an ad. Squarespace, go put it in your butt. Oh, they're not going to like that very much. Isolator? All right, we have. I was kind of making fun of it a little bit. This break is reminding me that we actually have to take a break on this. Before we take a break, do you want to go ahead and say it?

What you were going to say? What? Earlier, you said you were going to say something. Oh, no, I'm going to hold on to it. Okay. Okay, cool. Is it for Cards Against Humanity? Because I have a whole big thing prepared.

Oh, yeah, go ahead. Okay. Cards Against Humanity. Have a great time. Get together with some friends and then see how funny you are. You guys are pretty funny friends. Okay. Have a great time with Cards Against Humanity.

Why was that on 20 pages? Because my eyes are not so good. That's why I was afraid I missed Godzilla that time. Each word was a separate page. I did see Cloverfield at the Bristol Farms, though. Oh, he's great. Okay, let's take that. What was he doing?

He was shopping. Do you mean T.J. Miller? Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. He shot, he was the camera. That's right. Let's take that break. When we come back, we'll have more of the first episode of you talking you too to me i thought he was talking about mike vogel

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How about paper? Yeah, I mean, that is a surface. Yeah, you're right. You want to submit that as an official guess? Okay, yeah, I guess that. No, not on paper, you idiot. Those are called photos. You're right you want to submit that as an official guess okay yeah i guess that no not on paper you idiot those are called photos you're right how about on a wall just printing it onto a wall an entire wall yes roger daltrey style you're wrong not not not what they're selling how about on i don't know say a piece of glass? No, I doubt it. No, that is what they do.

What? They print pictures onto a piece of glass and it looks incredible. No, that's impossible. You can't print photos on glass. I am absolutely certain that they are able to do this. Stop messing with me. I am not messing with you, Scott. The colors are incredible.

It's almost like even better than photo paper. What? It's the colors. They just pop right out of there. Let's go through the colors because as far as I'm concerned, you got red, you got yellow, you got blue, and hey, you got something there. Yeah, those are primary colors. You mix some of those together, you know, you got other colors as far as I'm concerned. So can you get either of those colors in this fracture?

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So what, do you take it out of the package and it already has the thing to do it on? Ready to go. Also, it's very affordable. Prices start at $12. Scott. What? $12? $12?

Hand-assembled, checked for quality by a very small team in Gainesville, Florida. I wonder how small this team is. Yeah, really. If it's one person, okay, that's a small team in Gainesville, Florida. I wonder how small this team is. Yeah, really. If it's one person, okay, that's a small team. But any more than one? They also don't specify if it's a small team of humans. That's a good point. What do you think it is, like robots?

Hamsters? What are they bragging about how small this team is? I don't know. You know what I mean? How small can it be, one person? Yeah, if it's more than one, this is a big team. Yeah.

I consider, like if it's a chess team, two people, big team. That's a big, big team. If you have more than two people playing a chess game, you're doing it wrong.

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So if it costs, let's say, $12. Okay. 20% off of $12. That's $2.40 off. That's going to cost you under $10? No, not bad. Not bad at all. But you have to use the code U2.

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You get 20% off. That's amazing. Amazing. Let's get pictures of each other. Yeah. And I would like those pictures to be as big

just life-size pictures of each other on glass. Yeah. And just so I can feel like I'm always there in your living room. Then we can break them

over each other's heads. Deal. You talking you two to me we're back here Adam Scott and I. You talking you two to me. We're back here, Adam Scott and I. You talking you two to me. We're back here, Scott and Scott. From boy to boots.

Here we are. Getting them on that is. This is you talking you two to me, the comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of you two. We covered everything, which is why we're ending the show. Every single album. We did them all. Oh, there was something someone reminded me we didn't cover,

which was Larry Mullen Jr. and Adam Clayton doing the Mission Impossible. We didn't cover a lot of the side stuff. Spider-Man is the one that we covered far too extensively, by the way. I apologize for how informational I got. We both read that whole book, and I just felt like... Yeah, I haven't listened to that episode. What book are you talking about? Look, we read a book, Paul.

Don't worry about it. Maybe I'd like to read it. Why don't you pick one up sometime? Well, maybe I'd like to pick up this book that you're talking about. How about you pick up your iPhone right there, go to iBooks and buy it yourself. Sick burn. That really was a sick burn on me. You're smoking right now.

God damn it. I feel like a fucking idiot. Wait, is it time for an episode of Sick Burns? Yeah. Nice Robert Burnhill. Hey, welcome to Sick Burns. This is Scott. This is Scott.

We're going around the table giving some sick burns tonight. Nope. Scott, I gotta start with you. Take a look at PFT over here and give him a sick burn, would ya? Oh, hey Paul, what's going on? Nothing much, just hanging out. Yeah, that's what I thought. Ha ha! Sick burn!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harris, gotta turn to you. Look at Lance over here and give him a sick burn. Hey, Lance. How you been? Hey, Harris. How's it going? Exactly.

Sick burn. Lance, as the recipient, it comes to you now. Take a look at me and give me a sick burn. You find a place to live yet, Scott? What did he say to you? Why would you say that? That burn was too sick. Yeah, hey, Lance,

back off now. That was a pretty sick burn. This is a sick burn. I mean, not destroy a guy. I think we better close up this episode of Sick Burns before it goes any further. Okay, fine.

Hey, good up. Yeah, that was great. Yeah. I didn't get to do any sick burns. Do you want to go? Here, let's open it back up. No, no. Open it good up. Yeah, that was great. Yeah. I didn't get to do any sick burns. Do you want to go? Here, let's open it back up. No. Open it back up.

Hey, guys. This is Sick Burns. This is Scott. And this is Scott. Hey, PFT. Sure. You're sitting over there looking like you're sitting on a sick burn. Maybe I am.

Why don't you turn to Scott over there and give him one of those sick burns you've been talking about. Hey, Scott, when's your birthday again? April 3rd. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess that's okay. Sick burn. You got me. Alright, this has been Sick Burns. Can we start another show?

Yeah. What show do you want to start? Sideburns Sideburns Alright, let's open it up Hey, welcome to Sideburns, this is Scott And this is Scott Today we're talking about sideburns and our guest, to the left of me, Harris Whittles Hey, you get sideburns kind of

Sort of Is that your Armin impersonation? Hey, you get sideburns kind of. Sort of. Is that your Armin impersonation? You seem woefully unprepared to start this show that you suggested. You were all revved up and then that happened. That's been an episode of Sideburns. Hey, good ep. Good ep. But I have a new show. Mr. Burns.

Oh, yeah. Yes. Hey, everyone. Welcome to Mr. Burns. This is Scott. This is Scott. Excellent. This has been Mr. Burns.

Great ep. Good ep. You know, earlier, I brought brought up Godzilla having seen Godzilla Yeah, we all wondered why the fuck you were talking about that I really wanted I was kind of aching to open up an episode of I Love Films if anyone Oh, I was hoping we would do that

Do you think we should do that? I guess we could. Should we put it to a vote? Yeah, let's go around the table. See if we have a quorum I think it should be Secret Ballot Okay, sure. Let's put our heads on the table. No one tell anyone else you're across the table. Engineer Cody Cody, you're the only one who can look. Grab the other person's dick.

Wait, what? Are we? You started already. Scott. Okay, everyone put your head down on the table. Cody, you're the only. Engineer Cody Cody, you're the only one allowed to look. Ow.

Whose dick is this that's my dick all of those in favor of opening up I love films raise your hand so Paul

Gorfengen three to two wait Harris how did you know that this is a sacred trust I didn't say

it's three that doesn't matter. Scott, Paul, and Lance. That's not how voter fraud works. Well, it sounds like I'm outnumbered. Let's open up I Love Films. Hold on a second. Wait, okay, hold on.

Before we open it up, Scott, why don't you want to open up the old I Love Films vault? That's not a secret. Yo, I love films vault. Did I say great? Yeah. Of course. Always. I've never seen a film. What?

Hold on. Hold. Hold the door. Shut the phone. Shut up. Shut the phone. Shut up. Keep it going. Scott, we have a podcast called I Love Films. We talk about the films we love, like The Godfather.

Like Apocalypse Now. Citizen Kane, Lawrence of Arabia. You never seen any of those? I've just heard people talking about them. Oh, whoa. You never seen any of those films? Wait, wait, wait. You haven't seen those movies?

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. The apocalypse now? Wait a minute. Is this an episode of You Poppin' My Stones? I think it is. Hey, welcome to an episode of You Popping My Stones. This is Scott. And this is Scott.

I got one question for the groups of you. Sure. You Popping My Stones. Oh! Great ep. That was really good. But we're in the middle of Isle of Films. That's right.

We'll talk about that. Have you ever seen uh goodfellas and i'm gonna talk about which what is that about but i just thought uh it's about ray liotta trying to oh ray liotta right you know what i mean have you seen it but just so there's no ray liotta the movie ray liotta the movie such new music you know what, Scott? I wonder why you've never seen a movie. And I wonder if we might try to figure it out by doing some Blue Turtling.

I wouldn't mind it. Hey, welcome to Blue Turtling. This is Scott. This is Scott. And this is Scott. We're Blue Turtling. Scott, I am just Blue Turtling here, but I think that the reason you may not have seen any films is that you can't differentiate between film and real life, and so the movies scare you.

You know, Paul, not to Blue Turtle, but I'm just going to Blue Turtle it here and say, I agree with Paul. Paul, not to Blue Turtle, but I'm just going to Blue Turtle it here and say I agree with Paul. And I think that you need some sort of a device that will let you know what's real life and what's a movie. I mean, maybe I am this Blue Turtle. What do you suggest here? Not the Blue Turtle, but I gave Jerry Ferrara a blowjob. Well, this sounds like it's an episode.

Yeah, I've never seen the conversation either, but I just... Oh, wait. Talking about Turtle? Talking about Turtle. Yeah. Hey, welcome to Talking About Turtle. This is Scott. This is Scott.

And we have our guest Harris Whittles here talking about one time what happened now with Jerry Ferrara? I don't know if this is the right show to talk about this on but I blew Turtle. Yeah, this is definitely

the right show. This is maybe the only show we can talk about this. Hey, what was it like? We, I don't know about you guys but I love Turtle.

I love him. He's my favorite Entourage character. I think I love Turtle more than anyone. Really? Yeah. In the world? Maybe not more than Harris. You hear I love him. He's my favorite Entourage character. I think I love Turtle more than anyone. Really? Yeah. In the world? Well, maybe not more than Paris. Hey, wait a minute. Do you hear I love films? Yeah. Oh, man.

Scott, I have a question for you. He's got a sick kick. A sick kick game. He had a sick kick game. His shoes were nice. Alright, well, this has been an episode of Talking About Turtle. Good ep. So, hey, we're in the episode of Talking About Turtle. Good ep. And hey, we're in the middle of blue turtling right now,

and I feel like I'm never going to figure out why I have them without more information. Try blue turtling. Well, I think I need more info, and to get more info, I need to go on some sort of investigation, so I think it's time for Two's Clues. Sure. Hey, welcome to Two's Clues. This is Scott. And this is Scott.

And we're trying to look into some clues about why I've never seen a movie. Okay, here's what I've gathered so far, Scott. You haven't seen a movie. Also, you are in the entertainment industry. You have a TV show and several podcasts. I don't think that's right, but go ahead. Also, you don't think that's right. You are not acknowledging the stark reality that you are in the entertainment business.

Really? If I'm to gather all of these clues, I would have to surmise that you're just a confused individual hmm you know why I found one two's clue as to why I haven't seen any movie

and it's because I reached into my pocket for a hard candy and you know what flew out was a moth hmm that's right I have no money and that's why for a hard candy. And you know what flew out? It was a moth. That's right. I have no money. And that's why I've never seen a movie.

And that's why it's time for Talking About Money. Hey, welcome to Talking About Money. This is Scott. And this is Scott. We're talking about money and... Scott, you were saying you don't have any. I don't have any. Okay. So it's hard to buy things.

You've got to pirate that shit, my man. Have you thought about earning money and then saving money and then spending money? No, I've earned it. I've saved it. I've never spent it. Well, then that's the thing. You have it. You do have money.

What do you mean? No, I don't have it in my pocket. You can get that money that you've saved, put it in your pockets, and then spend it. Where is it? It's in the bank. You gotta get it from them. I don't know how long it would take me to get there, which is why it's time for an episode

of When Do You Get There, Bro? Hey, welcome to When Do You Get There, Bro? This is Scott. This is Scott. And we're talking about how long it takes us to get to the bank. Well, which bank are you a member of? Well, the bank of, love it or leave it, America. I wouldn't want to be a member of a bank that has Scott for a member.

Me. Poof! Groucho Marx. I think he said that. I think he said it recently, and that's scat for a member. Me. Poof. Groucho Marx. I think he said that. I think he said it recently and that's why it sounded like that. Where's the closest

Bank of America? I mean, I think there's one right down the street on Sunset. I think so. That checks out. Yeah.

So, I gotta ask, when do I get there? Or how long would it take me to get there, bro? Something like that. I'd say if you're driving at least 30... It's when do you get there? Or how long would it take me to get there, bro? Something like that. I'd say if you're driving at least... It's when do you get there, bro?

When do you get there, bro? I think if you're driving at least 35 miles an hour, you get there in like five, six minutes. I think I'm going to walk 35 miles an hour. Is that okay? Whoa, so fast. No, that's slow. Oh, that's slow. We talked about this before.

I forgot. It's pretty slow. Yeah. Okay, so I'll. We talked about this before. I forgot. It's pretty slow. Yeah. Okay, so I'll probably walk there 35 miles an hour. How long? As if you're just cutting through a Hollywood party. Sure. How long did you say?

He said 20 miles an hour. John Cooke. When do I get there, bro? Was he Mellencamp? I'd say if you're walking 20, 25, 30, 35 miles an hour, probably get there five, six minutes. Okay, great. Great app.

Yeah, that was really good. Great app. A lot of information. Yeah, and we are in the middle of talk about money. Yeah. And so, okay, I'll just go to the bank and get some money. Okay, great app. Great app.

Yeah. All right, so we're in the middle of two's clues, so boy, I've figured out why I've never seen a film. Well, there were great clues. Great app. Hey, all right, so we're in the middle of Blue Turtlin'. No? I think we were talking about Turtle.

Yeah. Oh, no, we got out of talking about Turtle. We did get out of Turtle. Yeah, we're in the middle of Blue Turtlin'. That was a think we were talking about Turtle. Oh, no, we got out of talking about Turtle. We did get out of Turtle. Yeah, we're in the middle of Blue Turtlin'. That wasn't great up of talking about Turtle. Yeah. I'm just Turtlin' here, but I'm pretty sure we're just Turtlin'. That's a different show.

We are Blue Turtlin' here. We are Blue Turtlin'. How dare you? Get out of our Blue Turtlin' show. All right, great ep of Blue Turtlin'. Yeah. Yeah, we're in the middle of I Love Films, and I got to say, I really, even though I've never seen a movie, I love this show. Yeah, it's a terrific show.

You know what? I think it's time for I Love I Love Films. I think you're right. Hey, welcome to I Love I Love Films. This is Scott. And this is Scott. And we're talking about how much we love the i love films podcast you know i i love this the this show and it's been a while it's been a while look let's be frank about this it you know what it's time for an episode of let's be frank

hey welcome to let's be frank this is scott this Scott. And Let's Be Frank. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. Great app. So I just, I love I Love Films. I just wanted to say that. Oh, me too. Can I say this?

I mean, it's your show, but what I think is great about I Love I Love Films is that you don't have to love films to love I Love, I Love Films. You can never see a film like me, and you can just love it. And that's part of what they try to do in I Love Films is they try to educate people about films, and that's why it's time for an episode of Jucation. Hey, guys. Welcome to Jucation. This is Scott. This is Scott.

Andrew's talking about people jucating people. Yeah, you know, I love films. It's great because they jucate people all the time. But the films of the 70s. Auteurs working within the studio system. I'm talking about Scorsese. I'm talking about Coppola. Coppolo. I'm talking about Scorsese. I'm talking about Coppola. Capallo. I'm talking about those two guys.

Yeah, exactly. What about Wes Anderson? Wes Anderson? Absolutely. Well, this has been Jucation. Hey, great app. Very good. You know what?

I have to say I love I Love Films. I love I Love Films. You know what? I just, I have to say I love I Love Films. I love I Love Films. You know what I love? I love, I love, I love films. Time for an episode of that. Yep. Hey, welcome to I Love, I Love, I Love Films. This is Scott.

And this is Scott. And we're just talking about how much we love the podcast I Love, I Love Films. They really love I Love Films. They really do, and they really let you know. And I feel like I'm there with them loving I Love Films just as much as they do. Oh, my God. Is this weird to say? I love, I love, I love films.

And I love, I love films, but I don't love, I love, I love films. That is interesting. Yeah. Huh. So you're, it's like you're leapfrogging the one in the middle. That's the one that you don't connect with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why?

There's something about it that I hate. Like, I love, I love films. I love, I love, I love, I love films. But man, I love, I love films is the worst. Okay. Tell me why. I think it's the hosts. Uh-huh.

Yeah. I like the hosts of all the other shows. Real shitheads. Dick faces. Yes. Who fuck each other in the face. Yes. Yes.

Real pussy breaths. Yep. Well, this has been an episode of I Love, I Love, I Love Films. This is Scott. And this is Scott. Goodbye. Great ep. Very good ep.

Hey, you know what? I think it's time to close up I Love, I Love Films. I think so. Very good, Ab. Very good. Okay, so this is I Love Films. Do you know, have you ever seen that film The Lake House? Oh, yeah.

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. It's a good one, right? Very good. Do you know what kind of house they Bullock. It's a good one, right? Very good one. Do you know what kind of house they lived in? It was a glass lake house. I think it might be time for All About Houses. Welcome to All About Houses. This is Scott.

This is Scott. We're talking about houses. Harris. Yes. When you build a house, what's the most important part? Foundation. You know it. What's the most important part? Foundation. You know it. What's the least important part?

The roof. That's right. This has been I Love Houses, or All About Houses. That was a great app. Yeah, that was a great app. That reminded me of the lake house. They had a shitty roof. They did?

Yeah. The least important part. Do they say that in the movie? Yeah, several times. Many times. Several times. What do you mean? In the movie, the lake house, both characters,

I think a lot of the supporting characters say at one point or another, the roof is the least important part of the house. Yeah, at the climax. It's written in a lot of the notes for sure. There's actually a big 45-minute chunk where it's completely silent. And then suddenly, Cusack just busts out. Roof is the least important. Kuzak. Kuzak. That's right.

You know it's Keanu Reeves. Wait, John Kuzak pops his head in? Yep. Just to say, the roof is the least important part of the house. I need to do a cameo in this Lake House movie. You can. That's what's cool about this movie. Anyone can.

Anyone can. Look, we're just sitting here in silence. Please, anyone drop by. It's a public domain film that anyone can appear in. At any time. Long after the movie's been made. It was the government made this movie for America. And they said, if you want to be in this movie, go ahead, be in it.

You ever see that movie? That'd be really cool. You ever see that movie, Look Who's Talking? Yeah. What do you call that thing that Bruce Willis did the voice of? A baby? A baby? You know what?

It's time for an episode of In Utero. Hey, welcome to In Utero. This is Scott. This is Scott. And what was the thing that Bruce Willis played in Look Who's Talking? A baby? Is this a play on In U2-ro? It might be.

Was this a podcast that existed before? It sure was. Oh. What kind of baby, though? A white baby? A white baby? True. He was a cool baby.

He had sunglasses. Great app. Yeah. Great app. Yeah. Great app. All right. I just have two more things to bring up. Yeah. In the middle of I Love Films.

You ever see that movie, The Rocker? Yeah, Rainn Wilson is the drummer. Hey, it's time for an episode of Good Drummers. Yeah. Hey, welcome to Good Drummers. This is Scott. And this is Scott. And we're talking about Rainn Wilson in the movie The Rocker. This is my wheelhouse. Harris, what do you got? I love a good drummer.

To me, drummers are like the foundation of a band. What's the lead singer? The Roof. Right. What do you think of that singer? The Roof. Right. What do you think of that song The Roof is on Fire?

That's the least important song that's ever been made. Wait, but even though it's talking about the least important part of the house

being on fire. Yes. And the people in the song they clearly support this idea by saying we don't need no water. Let the motherfucker burn.

Because they know it's the least important. Right. That's what they would actually believe. But they say roof. So that's it. Do you say roof or roof? I kind of went, I tried to go in between there so that no one would call me out. I think you say roof.

I say roof typically. You say rough? It's on the roof. I remember Tom Bosley saying roof on Happy Days and it made me very uncomfortable. Is that why he died? That's why he died. He said, Marion,

what is that on top of our house? Is that what they call a roof? Oh! What show was this? Good app. Great app. I have one last question. It was good ep. Great ep. Yeah. Great ep. I have one last question.

That was the good drummers. That was the good drummers. Yeah. I have one last question for the I Love Movies, I Love Films crew. Guys, what's your fuck style? Hey, welcome to What's Your Fuck Style? This is Scott. And this is Scott.

We're going around the horn talking about fuck styles. Harris, we gotta start with you. Sad. Lance, I gotta know what's your fuck style. Calibrated. PFT, the listeners have been dying to know what's your fuck style. Straight up 1900s Wizard Wolf. Adam, Scott,

we gotta know. People watch you every week on Parks and Recreation. They're gonna watch Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and wonder, what's your fuck style? Short and hairy.

Is that the first side of it? Anyone wanna know? Scott. Scott. Scott. What is it? What's your fuck style?

Mr. Bartleby's old-fashioned root beer. And that's been What's Your Fuck Style? Great ep. Great ep. Great ep. Well, I think that just about closes it down for I Love Films, right? We talked a lot about films in this episode. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, great ep of that. Yeah, that was a good I Love Film. That was really good. Longer. Really long. That was one of the

longest ones. That was like, that reminded me of when Mike and Omar would take out the trash when they were young boys. Good eps. Just so we can

get a pure... Wow. Wow. trash when they were young boys. Good apps. Wow. Can I ask you know what that was? Can I just say sure. Great bit. I think it's time for an episode of Great Bits. Hey, welcome to Great Bits. This is Scott.

And I just gotta say, Harris, A-plus bit. I appreciate it. You know what? That was a great bit. It was a C-plus bit. No, meaning I loved it. Man, what's an A-bit to you? It was above average.

What do you mean? C-plus? C-plus is above average. I'm just wondering what an A-bit would be. You know what? I would just take it and shut the fuck up. Louis' Y-bit? Here's October.

What? Louie has that Y-bit, isn't that? That's a great bit. And his children? Yeah. He hates those kids, right? Oh, my God. I think that they understand and it's all good.

I don't know. I think he hates those children. Great bit. Hey, great app of great bits. Great ep, great bits. So, boy, Scott, I think we did every single sub podcast. And you remembered all of them. Did you have a list you were working from?

No, it was off the top of my head. Oh, my God. I love all of our sub podcasts. Who's all of our sub podcasts? He's a conspiracy filmmaker. Conspiracy filmmaker? Conspiracy theorist filmmaker. What are we listening to, by the way, at this point?

This is like a different show now. We're going through October. We're just on October? We still have War? Oh, we're going through a different show now. We're going through October. We're just on October? We still have war to get to? How much longer is the episode? 27 minutes. Oh, that's fine. Can I ask a question?

Well, we probably need a break. No, I don't think so. Paul, what do you got? This may be off topic. It's not about you two. Were you singing that to the tune of Hot Pockets? Indeed. All right.

Is it not the name of your show, Scott? Is it not Parks or Recreation? That's a good question. I never thought about that. Because you guys are saying Parks and Recreation. Can I field this? It was Malcolm or the Middle. Why? Well, I work on the show. You're right. It is Parks or Recreation. Can I field this? It was Malcolm or the Middle. Why?

Well, I work on the show. You're right. It is Parks or Recreation. It is Parks or Recreation, right? Yeah. Okay, why was everybody saying Parks and Recreation? I don't know. Why were we saying that?

Well, it's just because the ampersand that they use. Did you say ampersand, by the way? No, I didn't. You didn't? No. Ampersam. You said Ampersam. No, I did not.

You most certainly did. I said Ampersam. Now, folks, we want to hear from you. Get out your phones. I wish I could slide with Scott, but I got to go with Scott. Did Scott say Ampersam? Text one for yes, text two for no. I said, I think it was pretty clear I said ampersand.

No, you did. You said ampersand. No, I said ampersand. Everyone says it at one point or another. This was your time. It wasn't my time. I didn't say that. You said, the first time you said ampersand. No,'t my time. I didn't say that. You said, the first time you said

Ampersam. No, I didn't. I said Ampersam. Great songs on it, but man. Look, it's the Ampersam that confuses everyone,

right? Because it's like, I mean, apparently so. It's Sex or the City, Malcolm or the Middle, Will or Grace, Barney or Miller,

Sanford or Son, Happy or Days lot about it. Well, it's just that. Barney or Miller. Sanford or Son. Happy or Days. 60 or Minutes. Mark or Mandy. Mark or Mandy. Happy or Days. What was it about shows that you used to be able to just name two names and that's a show? Laverne and Shirley.

Mark and Mandy. How easy would that be? Now, today, if you named a show after two of the characters, people would be like, fuck you. Yeah, they'd go, we want our ensemble. Like Parks or Recreation. Like, what if it was just called Leslie and the Dude? Guys. Does that refer to Ron or Ben?

How about Jerry? Mike and Molly. There you go. Mike and Molly, guys. Hint show. Are you talking about Mike or Ben? How about Jerry? Mike and Molly. There you go. Mike and Molly, guys. Hint show. Are you talking about Mike or Molly? Mike or Molly. Mike or Molly.

I was the one that was in Pasadena, but I didn't see it when I came back around. Harris, do you write on Mike or Molly sometimes? I only write on Mike. Do you write on Mike or Molly? Molly. Purely Molly. You just handle the Molly side. I write on Molly.

Hey, Paul, when did you first hear of U2? I think it was... Behind the band, we were literally the hear of U2? I think it was. Oh, can I say this? I realized the thing. This is my corrections department from my appearance on the show. This better not be commentary. I was trying to, whenever I'm asked questions like this, I feel like my mind goes blank, and you were asking me the kind of music that I was listening to, whenever I'm asked questions like this, I feel like my mind goes blank.

And you were asking me the kind of music that I was listening to at that time. And I said New Wave, and that's all I can think about. But I think it's important to note, and I should not sidestep this, that when I started doing stand-up in 86. How old were you? Were you a little boy? I was a little boy. I wanted to be a big boy. I'm sorry.

We did get that burp, right? Okay, good. By the way, for those of you who don't know, Adam is constantly burping while doing this show. She pulls out a big carbonated perrier. That was not me, by the way. That was not me. That was old Emperor Sam Elliott over there. Emperor Sam Elliott? That was not me. That was old Ampersam Elliot over there. Ampersam Elliot.

What if the cheers was called Ampersam and Diane? Ampersam and then an Ampersam Diane. We got to get Jimmy Burrows on the phone. Oh, Cody. Engineer Cody Cody, get him. Just start dialing numbers until you get him. Warren Littlefield works too. Either one.

At that time, I also discovered blues music. And Charles Bukowski. So I was insufferable. I was not quite insufferable, but I was really walking that line. What were you, 19? Oh, yeah. And just discovered Bukowski and the Blues. Yes, absolutely.

Philadelphia. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Ortlieb's Jazz. Were you smoking? Going to Ortlieb's, going to Bob and Barbara's. Now if you go to Bob and Barbara's in Philadelphia, you will see exactly the type of insufferable white hipsters that you imagine you would see.

But back then, we were like ahead of our time, me and my friends. I remember I saw a comedian on Johnny Carson when I was like 10 years old who said... Oh God, I cannot listen to this again. Adam, you tell this story. Oh yeah, this is an old bit I saw someone do on Johnny Carson,

the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. And he would, he was like, you know, sitting on the dock of the bay, great song, but it's not really about doing anything. You're basically just a guy sitting on the dock of a bay and looking around. So I may as well just write a song about It's a song about nothing

and I write a show about nothing. Let's do it in the past tense. Sir, we can. Here we go. Stranger in a Strange Land from... It took you twice as long to tell that story as it did the first time. Hey, Paul, what were you just talking about?

The music that I was listening to. Philadelphia. Bukowski and the blues. I think that sounds like a romantic time. That sounds nice, actually. Yes, and I don't begrudge people in that time of their lives any of the stuff that they, that sort of pretentious stuff. Kind of when you feel stuff the hardest, right?

No. No, I'm sorry to tell you feel stuff the hardest, right? No. No, I'm sorry to tell you, Harris. It gets worse and worse. And right now, the emotions that I have are more intense than they have ever been in my life. Are they good emotions, too, then? No! Oh, my God.

Did you carry a copy of Ham on Lent? Did you carry a copy of Ham on Lent? Or is it rye around with you? What is Ham on Lent? That's one of the books that Charles Bukowski gave that same book he wrote over and over again. , Have you ever had though like a ham sandwich on rye bread? I have.

I have. It's good. No wonder he wrote a book about it. It's really good, though. That's how who does it? Arts delicatessen. Sandwich artist? That's Subway. Isn't that terrible how Subway ripped off Arts Deli? Yeah. That's bullshit. It's like putting meat on bread.

Remember that scene in Subway where Meathead's mom is like, I want an orgasm, too. Yeah, this has some massive hits on it. That's my favorite scene from Subway. Lance, you've been awfully quiet. What do you got? What do you got? When are we going to start talking about YouTube?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not doing commentary about YouTube. No, we're talking about you talking YouTube to me. It's not like with or without you. This isn't, we're not doing commentary about you two. We're doing commentary about you talking you two to me. It's not like with or without you. You know what, Lance? Between this and that turtling comment you made earlier, I don't know what we're going to do with you. Lance, I have a question for you.

Have you had any thoughts or feelings about you two since you did the podcast? Do you regret anything you said? I regret doing the episode, for sure. Hey! I went and tried to listen to Rattle and Hum again and couldn't get through.

Oh, really? What was it that knocked you out? It was some of the songs that you were pointing out that just didn't really work. My memory then was basically from being 13, 14, whatever it was at the time. And you hadn't really

listened to it since? Not actively, no. And so to go back and having thought about them with you guys and hear them again, some of them just didn't really... When did you first hear of U2, though?

This is like a headphones and high school song. I remember such a meaningless... When did you first hear of U2, though? This is like a headphones and high school song. I remember such a meaningless... Like, what? It's like a high school newspaper question. Yeah, exactly. Too hard to beat is one. Those were played constantly.

But, so then I picked up this record. It was going to be a little like... What is your favorite U2 record? By the way, I forgot up this record. It was going to be a little like... What is your favorite U2 record? By the way, I forgot to mention this. Adam, I forgot to text you. Do you want to say your favorite U2 albums in order? Can you get that together while we're working on it? There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

12 albums. 12 albums. Maybe Lance, what is your favorite? Did we talk about that? No, I just started listening to Zeropa again a bunch lately and really enjoyed that. It's really good, isn't it? Yeah, it holds together really well. Ask me.

Peft? What is your favorite? The Joshua Tree. Classic. Do you think they're afraid to release their next album? Because it's the 13th. Ooh. I hope they do it on a Friday the 13th.

Go all the way with it. I hope that that falls on Halloween. I hope they dress up like witches. Yeah. I hope the next Friday the 13th will be on Halloween. And then they will dress up as witches with like warts on their noses and stuff and they'll have a really

plasticky looking cauldron and they change their name to Witchy Poo 2 yep I have audio footage of Bono and the Edge talking about releasing the next album if you want me to play it I'd love to hear it, yeah let's hear some of that I can't believe you've been sitting on this

hey the Edge I think releasing a 13 album is going to be unlucky You do? I'd love to hear it. Yeah, let's hear some of that. Man, I can't believe you've been sitting on this. Hey, The Edge. I think releasing a 13 album is going to be unlucky. Well, let's just skip right to 14. Release that one then, mate. But then that one automatically is the 13th. Listen, man, are you going to fucking suck it or what, man? That was weird. Let me stop this tape.

Here's what's weird. It's really weird because you said it was going to be a conversation between two people. It was just that one guy talking to himself. Yeah, and the one guy was John Lennon. Yeah. He was dead. So he can't appear on video. Isn't that weird That once you die Yeah

Your image It evaporates from all video It's scary Yeah I've taped a lot of dead guys And they It's just a waste of time It's like watching the head cleaner

Harris what is your favorite U2 album Pinkerton by Weezer Nice That's a really good U2 album It's not even U2 Harris Good catch He got you That's a really good U2 album. It's not even U2, Harris. Good catch. He got you. That's why I like it.

Oh! Should we open up an episode of That's Why I Like It? Sure, why not? Hey, welcome to That's Why I Like It. This is Scott. And this is Scott. And we're talking about why we like it. Harris, you're known to like things.

That is why I like it. Oh, it's a song. Can't use that as the theme, I guess. We'll just use I like it like that. Sure. Oh, there you go. Work around. So, Harris, why do you like it, though? It's because

it's good. Lance, you got any opinion on this? Because it's the best. TFT. It's pleasing to the ear. That's Ben. I forget. That's why I like it. Ah, good ep.

Yeah, it was pretty good. Good ep. Scott, how are you coming on that? I am five albums in. Out of 12. Yes. This is not promising. What a strange thing to make him do on the spot.

Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. I forgot. 12 albums. I forgot. Do you have yours already listed? Yeah, I already wrote mine. Well, why don't you read your goddamn list and let him get his thoughts together?

I don't want him to be influenced by my list. Okay. He's not going to pay attention to you. He's not. Yeah. He's going to eat another fucking candy bar. I guess that's what I mean, though, is I want him to pay attention to me. Wait, he's just making a list of his favorite candy bars.

Rattle and Hum. Zoropa. Snickers. Nutrageous. Score. Because it's fancy. You can get it at Ikea. What is it with, like, candy bars?

I know. Oh, I love this bit. I love this bit.. What is it with candy bars? I know. Oh, I love this bit. I love this bit. What's the deal with candy bars? No, why do so many of them imply that you're going to make money from eating it? Payday. $100,000 bar. Score.

Well, it's because a lot of them were invented during the Great Depression. Snickers, I think. So? I don't know that. I just thought of that. I think Snickers implies you're going to make money, too, because you'll be so wealthy. You'll be snickering. You'll be snickering.

At poor people? At poor, yes. Three Musketeers. Milky Way. Hey, those outfits cost a pretty penny. Yeah, Milky Way. You'll be able to take one of those consumer passenger rides into space. Lance, what's his name? Bass?

Lance Bass. Lance Reddick from The Wire. I think that only lances should be shot into space. Yes. And they should carry Lance snacks with them. Lance, don't listen to this. I'm not listening. You don't want to go to space? You don't want to go? You don't want to be shot into space?

Not with his guys. Not even Lance Reddick. Lance Armstrong has good stories. It sucks that he did what he had done. But if you were going into space with you, he would probably break it down beat by beat and just be like, here's how I did it. You'd get the whole story that no one else would ever know.

When Lance Armstrong creepily broke up his marriage with Sheryl Crow, nobody thought he was a jerk, but they're like, oh, he cheated at riding a bike. He's like, he's the worst. Yeah. That's the thing. Shouldn't performance enhancing drugs just be legal? Who cares? You know what? Yes. They should.

Make them a separate thing. Make them like they should be a separate drug Olympics and drug sports teams. Who cares? Sports, isn't it all about just like jacking yourself up to look like a weirdo? Have you ever been jacked in? I'm not sure you...

Johnny? Mnemonic? Strange Days. Oh, okay. I will never forget Ray Fine's face filling the screen in that ad for Strange Days. You'll never forget it? Have you ever been jacked in? Lance, what do you think about jacking yourself up?

Sports style. And jacking yourself in. I'd like to hear both. Scott, did you put live albums on there? No. Under a blood red sky? No. Scott, just do the list. I just did the 12th. The list is live, speaking of Ray Fons. Are you

including Passengers? No. Alright, I have a... Are you including passengers? No. Okay. All right, I'm ready. Are you including time passengers by Al Stewart? I want to hear Lance. You can't just say, I'm ready, and expect Lance not to answer the question. Well, I wasn't listening to what you guys were saying.

Say I'm ready. Sorry, Lance. Lance Reddick. What was the question? Is that okay? What do you think of getting all juiced up, getting jacked up like a weirdo for sports style? What do you think of getting jacked in? I think that athletes would be more interesting if they got jacked up.

Yeah. I think that the interviews would be way better than they currently are. I think that should happen. They'd fly off the handle. If they were like hulks. Yeah, yeah, for sure. The people that have done that have been more interesting conversations. That's true.

What about getting jacked in? I don't know about getting jacked in. To the internet, bro. Oh, yeah. They should getting jacked on? I don't know about getting jacked on. To the internet, bro. Oh, yeah. They should get jacked on. Sure. Adam, you ready?

Yeah. All right. You want to go from the bottom to the top and we'll both, let's do it. Go from the middle outward.

Yeah, read the list at the same time. And then we'll try to figure out if you're going towards the best or the worst. Let's do a Siskel and Roper style where we go from the bottom.

We each do our bottom and we go all the way up to the top. Okay, and these are as released, not like your fancy reconfigured versions. No, yeah, this is as released. Okay, so from the bottom. Here we go. No, go ahead. How to dismantle an atomic bomb. That's your least favorite. And that's your favorite, I know. Fuck, go ahead. How to dismantle an atomic bomb. That's your least favorite.

And that's your favorite. I know. Fuck, this is nuts. Are you kidding me? That's your least favorite. I'm not kidding. That's my least favorite. You like October more than How to Dismantle.

I do. That's, yeah. I really. Harris, you want to get out of here? I'm thinking about it. I mean, if that's the link of conversation about each entry, then I might have to leave. I thought this was going to be a straight up recitation of a lesson. Okay, but what's yours?

October. Yours is October. Okay, my next one is October. Even saying my next one is too much. Shut up. My next one is pop. Interesting. All right, I go then no line on the horizon.

Even though I like it a lot. I talked about how I liked it a lot. Say the numbers. Say the numbers. Well, that would be 10. No Line on the Horizon. Mine would be Boy. Boy, really?

Okay, nine is Rattle and Hum. Nine for me is Unforgettable Fire. What? If we ever have the same one on the same number, we totally have to slap dicks. Yeah, okay. My next one is Pop. My next one is No Line on the Horizon. All That You Can to slap dicks. Yeah, okay. My next one is Pop. My next one is No Line on the Horizon.

All That You Can't Leave Behind. Zoo-ropa. Ooh, close. Boy. No dick slap. All That You Can't Leave Behind. Ooh, that was a close one. No dick slap.

Octoon Baby. Octoon Baby is number five for you? Yeah. Wow, mine's Rattle and Hum, number five. No dick slap. Rattle and Hum is number five for you? Yeah, I...

Wow. I can't help it. Zeropa. War. Joshua Tree. How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. War. Joshua Tree. The Unforgettable Fire.

No dick slap. Octoong Baby. Octoong Baby! Octoong! Bye-bye! This has been great. Thanks for having me, guys. Stay here.

We only have a few more minutes left. But I love you, too. You did great. Thanks for having me, guys. Stay here. We only have a few more minutes left. But I love you, too. You did it. Thanks. Wait, did you finish the list? Yeah, we finished it. No dicks. Wildly different list.

Wildly. Scott, what was your number one? Octoon Baby. And Scott, what was your number one? The Unforgettable Fire. Both two good records. What about my favorite U YouTube album, Joshua Tree? Where was it for you?

That is number three for me. Number two. It might be number one. Look, those top three are so good. They're interchangeable. I just can't believe those three. How disinterchangeable. I mean, they might as well be.

There's a level of equality that I feel like they're like one great long album made out of three titles. Put any one of those in any three. I know, sometimes I feel like I'm white and it's great that I'm white and I feel powerful and strong. It's almost like after you get past the top five, it's all sort of arbitrary. That's what I've been saying. Hey, Harris, I'm going to need you to shut

it down. And jack in? Get jacked in. We've got to talk about this because look, we said we would do this show until one of two things happened. Either Bono comes on the show or YouTube breaks up. Yeah.

Neither's happened. Neither. And— I wasn't correcting you. I was— Yeah. Not talking about it has been the edgelofant in the room. Yeah!

That was for you. Adam, do you— I loved it. Do you solemnly swear that if we stop doing this show, that you will do your best to try to get Bono on this show? I will do my best? You've met him! Yes.

You met his family. Yes. You made no effort. You spent Christmas with him. I feel like that's already doing my best. You've met the president. I just didn't mention the podcast to any of them. Why don't you tell the president to tell Bono to be on the show?

Oh, okay. Do an end run around him. That's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. Look, all we want from Bono, not to reiterate, all we want is two hours of his time because we've established we do these for two hours now. But even more importantly than the

two hours. Bring the fucking t-shirts, bro. And you know what? Put some college girls in there too. Get some fucking college girls in there. Get some college girls and a couple fucking t-shirts. Just a couple.

A couple, like a couple different sizes in case that we lose weight. Like look, Adam's lost weight. Medium, small, or large.

Extra small. Look, for Adam, give him an extra small, a small, and a medium. Just in case he balloons up. Right.

Just as long as it's in the form of a fucking t-shirt. Nope, I don't have it. All I want is a fucking t-shirt and one college girl. I'll share a college girl. By the way, why didn't we have college girls in here as guests on the show?

That's a missed opportunity. Well, okay, here are some things that we need to do if we ever pick it back up. Yeah. We got to get Kulab and Naomi back on. Or back on. We got to get them on to talk about what they think about this. Before or after the college girls? Same time.

Same time. Same time. We got to get college girls on this show. We got to get Bono. First you get the edge. Then you get the t-shirts. Then you get the college girls. I may be missing. I think it would be amazing to have college girls on the show.

Then the college girls, then the t-shirts. And see what they have to say about you two. I'd love it. And how old it would make us feel. Is the plan that getting Bono on will be the gateway to getting the Edge t-shirts and college girls on the show? I think. Okay. So all you have to do is get Bono on.

I think Bono knows a ton of college girls. Makes sense. On the bus, Bono, The Edge. We need those t-shirts. We need those t-shirts. I need just like, also the other thing, if you have any extra longs, you know, every once in a while I go to bed wearing a t-shirt, and I don't want to wear pants or underwear on my little butt. I want nightshirt style. And when you're bending over to pick up the remote control,

you don't want everyone to see your pulse and your anus. Those are the types of happy accidents. By the way, I do want to thank, I promised the guy who made the dicks and buttholes supercut that I would play it on the show, and we'll play... That's every time we mention a dick or a butthole on this show. We'll thank you to who that was. I can't remember your name, but we'll play that after when we end.

Just hang tight, and we'll play that. So thanks to him for putting that together. I promised we'll play that. So thanks to him for putting that together. I promise we would play that on the show. We should credit Lance too with having the idea for the commentary episode.

Yes, Lance, thank you so much. This is a wild success. Is this going to drive people fucking crazy? Oh, I don't know, Harris. What do you think? Adam, why are you shouting?

I don't know. Harris. What do you think? Adam, why are you shouting? I don't know. I'm not shouting! Like, to have this audio play underneath it, do you think it will make people, like, not enjoy it? It's going to be like the noise of the bees and the pigs screaming in The Exorcist. Yeah, that's what I'm feeling like. What? People right now, they're losing bladder control.

I also want to thank our other guests we've had on. Of course, Jimmy Pardo. He didn't show up. Nope. Why are you thanking him? Fuck that dude. Hey, you know. I mean, you're right.

I thanked him the day he did it. I don't thank him for this. He did nothing for this. He's been thanked. Doug Benson, but also. Been thanked. Todd Glass for stained glass. That was a really fun one, right?

That was great when it happened. Yep. Those days are over. I want to thank the guy across the table from me, Paul F. Tompkins. Thank you so much. Thank you. I think so. Thank you, Scott.

I think people like you. No, I want to thank Scott over here. Thanks for roping me into this crazy. It's been a wild ride, man. It's been a wild ride. It's been a wild ride. It's been a wild ride. It's been a lot of fun.

An unexpected gift late in my career. The subtitle of The Hobbit. I think you're just getting started. You never met Harris, by the way. Directed gift late in my career. The subtitle of The Hobbit. I can only imagine. I think you're just getting started. You never met Harris, by the way. Oh, Harris, thanks. You can say it to my face at least. Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool. Thank you.

The lovable. He can't do it. Do you have any last song you want to play? Song? Sure. Yeah, do you have anything on that? No. Oh, yeah.

If I could. Song by who? By anyone? Oh, one last time. I snatched the cord. We'll be back. This isn't it. Come on, guys.

We'll do commentary for every episode. Yeah, that's the way to keep it going. Is there a chance we'll do commentary for this? Oh! That should be the first episode when we pick it back up.

I think there's a pretty good chance. Engineer Cody Cody, thanks for being there since the beginning. A lot of late nights. It's almost 11 p.m. tonight.

I've been up since 4 a.m. A lot of late nights that you've stood by us here doing these, so I appreciate it. And thanks to all the Earwolf crew for doing these late nights. Usually it's not open this late, so thanks to everyone for... Oh, turn this up. Bye, everybody. So that's been it for us. We'll see you next season.

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