Unashamed with the Robertson Family - Ep 116 | Phil and the Quest to End Up Nowhere, Miss Kay's Amens, and Jase Sets the Record Straight

Episode Date: July 17, 2020

Miss Kay is Phil's one-woman amen section — with a hilarious twist. Jase responds to people who think he's off base about being a king. Zach reveals the most common reaction he gets to doing a treasure hunting show with Jase and Jep. Phil describes Si's incomparable talent and learns about the Harlem Shake. And Jase shares stories about Bryson DeChambeau and Bubba Watson. Pre-order Jesus Politics by Phil Robertson: http://jesuspoliticsbook.com See episodes of "Unashamed with Phil Robertson": https://bit.ly/2J4XsiX See clips from Phil's TV show "In the Woods with Phil": https://bit.ly/2PNM6k1 To take a FREE 30 Day Trial of Phil's TV show and the rest of BlazeTV: https://www.BlazeTV.com/Phil - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am unashamed. What about you? I turned my mic off yesterday, which is rookie, rookie day for me. Our first Sunday back and I get up and I thought it was off. I turned it, you know, but it was the other way around. I turned it off. I start talking about it. Did you all meet the big round?

Mm-hmm. We're actually meeting simultaneous now. We got our instrumental service and our archipel service meeting at the same time. So we're beaming into there. The only problem was that, like, from my perspective, is it kind of had me rattle because, I mean, there's a lot of timing issues now. And so you're thinking about a lot of stuff. So I get up to preach. You know, normally I'm zeroed in, but I had so much else going on.

It took me a little while to get into it. And you had a sidekick. And had a sidekick. I couldn't do that. Call up and Kelly preached together. I couldn't do that. I'd just say pick a date. You know what?

You know why? I would not call you the quintessential team player. You're definitely more of a lone, you know. I might have said. When you say that, Dad, would you? They don't call him long, Wolf McQuade for no reason. All right, let's, let me just back up. They don't call me that.

You call me. Therefore, others do. Worst, worst event I ever did, my wife and I, because, you know, we do events or we used to. Oh, y'all, you're trying to do it together. Oh, yeah. They're like, we want both y'all. It's like, great. You know, Missy said, I don't know.

I was like, what are you talking about? We're one. So we go out there, do the event, you know, standing ovation. Everybody's happy. I thought, boy, we've started something. We get to the car and she's like, well, you're going to let me talk now? I was like, what just happened? It was a free country.

If you got something to say, jump in there. You're used to doing it, Robbers and style, which we all understand. understand, you jump in or you're silent. We had to remind Jeff that on the podcast, Zach, because it was like, Jeff, if you, if you just sit there, you know, waiting for your moment, it ain't going to happen. You got to go. You got to knife. You got to jump in.

You got to jump in, which is to our audience because a lot of people would say, Jay's is rude because he already talks too much, but it's Robertson style. We get it. Like, none of us are, you just got to get your point in there. You got, you know. We were born with a curse that we can't stop talking. Well, yesterday, Ms. Kay sat next to me. I speak from a table, and two or three of them said,

why do you go up and you sit down and then you just do your sermon in a seated position? I said, because what the American model presented was get up on a pedestal. Right. What they call a pulpit, the stage, and it's up above. So you're talking down. I said, I don't want to talk down to people. I just want to share with them.

I just want to interact with them. I had no idea. That's why you were doing that. That's why I'm doing that. I didn't want to be seen as to be talking down to it. And y'all eat together typically. I don't know if you do now because of COVID, but typically so you're a round table.

Well, it's a different setting. So Ms. Kay says, well, I don't want to catch the coronavirus. I'll die and I won't be here three days from now. It's my health. I said, what's... All her various ailments. So she comes up and sits down. We got a couple of bodyguards there pretty close.

So all she ever said, when I really degraded myself by presenting... I used to be a low-down, sorry heathen, you know. Amen. She's giving an amen. Every time I said I was a no-good. good scound girl. She would say, amen. When I said, I couldn't trust, I didn't even trust me for 30 years.

I couldn't trust me as far as I could see me. So I sure didn't trust some woman. She was like, amen. She had about five in a row. I thought, you know, I'm going to get off of me a little bit. Of course, they begin to chuckle. People begin to say, ha, ha, ha. So she was your amen sanction, but for all the wrong reason.

When I said something bad about me or the, truth about me, boy, she'd come on in there. Amen. And so, so mom, this is a classic mom. So she's such a social person. She's so different from dad. I mean, you're living the dream down here on the river, never go anywhere. You're good to go. Interviews, podcast, but mom has been, you know, she's got to build people.

So I said, mom, maybe, I mean, dad, I think would probably survive it anyway, but you might want to consider not going. Yeah. No way. I'm going. She said, and I've written a letter. And so, and she had her man, like, walk around to everybody in the roof. She wrote a letter about why she couldn't hug them and how much she loved them.

And, you know, she was basically a hug through the left. And then the letter went around to everybody who read the letter. She was sitting up there. She'd give them a thumbs up when they would read the letter. So she was, you know. She's the first lady. She is. Well, now she's on stage.

Next day you know, she'll be trying to do a little light preaching up there with you. I didn't know. I think she's the amen section. It did occur to me at about the fifth amen when I would say something. You know, on our journey of faith, it did occur to me. I said, where's that verse? Women be silent in the church. I knew that was going to come out at some point.

Bring out of the old way out of the annals. So I'm going to tell the Unashamed Nation about this because we're still a couple of weeks out, but just to give you a little teaser. So the sermon you preached yesterday, we filmed it. And so it's going to be part of the book promotion right before. the book releases that you get that if you pre-order a copy of the book. Oh, is that right? Oh, yeah. Well, that's a good sermon to get it.

Yeah, so nobody, there's no other place to get it because we don't normally record that stuff. Maybe I should have somebody film. I'm, well, what am I preached? You're up in a couple weeks. Yeah, the 26th. I gave him first, Quentin 13, your famous text on love. It wasn't mine.

I think that was Paul. But I gave him that one. I like First Corinthians, there's another section. And, you know, first, first Peter four. You know, and God, he has love. I'm going to uncharted territories. I'm on this, are you a king? And based on all the responses that Al forwarded to me.

I just sent you the ones that disagreed with it. I've realized that that. Half a dozen. Yeah, I realize that what are we calling this nation? Unashamed nation. Is that the name? That's the name. That's what I've heard.

We've got to get some T-shirts. We have on the king. of kings and are you a king? We have a failure to communicate. So I'll try to do that in a sermon. By the way, those of you that disagree because we've gotten your emails. Well, they don't really disagree. No, they're just, they've never heard this before.

I've got it at about 95%. I'm winning. You have to convince within all of the various groups. The reason they're having trouble with being killed. kings is because they're still waiting on the kingdom to get here. Phil is my first disciple in this theology. I'm just saying. Because he realizes, I'm not talking about the future.

I'm talking about right now. It's a tough sale. They're like, you're a member of a kingdom inside an earthly kingdom, the ones that rise and fall, the ones that ride. Daniel said in the midst of all that, Yeah. And he counted them down. It's you and Ebuchadnezzar, then it'd be the Meads and the Persons and then the Romans.

In those days right there, in the time of those kings, the Romans, ironed little mix with clay, little weak, ethnic groups, couldn't get together. During that time frame, that's when God has set up his kingdom. That'll be an eternal kingdom. It'll outlast all the rest of it. It will never be destroyed. Can't be shaken nor destroyed. No.

And people, they said, well, let's see. Caesar Augustus was there. Here's Jesus is born for the first 15 years. Then Tiberius, they change emperors. He comes along to two emperors. So the kingdom is founded, AD 33. A lot of, a lot of big winds and people speaking in languages from all over the world. This thing is going worldwide.

It's going viral. We're going viral. We're living through. No, we're getting a freebie. And a non-computer age, it did go viral to the ends of the earth. starting in Jerusalem, Judea, Samaria, and he said to the ends of the area. Well, 2,000 years later, we looked down, we said, good night. They pulled it off.

So right now, in China, China. The kingdom is doing well. But the Chinese don't even know it's there because they're underneath the Chinese communist Ukraine. You don't see church buildings in China. You build you a church building over there. It's not necessarily a bad thing. No, but they're steeple. But it's not allowed.

What does the kingdom do? It is a bad thing. They're in their first thing. But they're whispering the scriptures at night. And they're remembering Jesus the Lord. But they're doing it in secret. But it's there. North Korea.

It's there. Iran. It's places you'd never think. The kingdom of God is doing well within that. It's a beautiful thing. It's Acts 6 when they stone Stephen. I think this is interesting. Up into that point,

the church. What was the great commission to go to Judea, Syria, Samaria, on the ends of the earth? Yep. That was the gym and go out. But what they did was they huddled up in Jerusalem. The church did, and they were there, and they were growing, and it was vibrant until,

was it at Acts 6 when they stoned Stephen? Well, they seized him in 6, and they stoned. They stoned him and 7 was the sermon, yeah. Seven was the sermon. So they stoned. The ultimate suitcase sermon. Oh, he burned him. Oh, that was a dumb binger. But he did call him there at the end.

What was that line? Stiff neck and uncircumcised. I don't think you should ever get up in the pulpit and say, you stiff neck with uncircised hearts and ears because it's almost a crude joke there. What about Jesus when he said to the Pharisees, you brood or snakes? I know. I was being. I was being sorry.

I'm just saying. I think I agreed with him. I'm just saying. He warned you of the coming wrath. This does give your style of pontific. A little weight. It's the shock in all. So, say, go right up to the edge.

And sometimes you step on. No, the texts are the texts. This was written, everything written in the pads was written for our learning. So you bring up these texts. And I catch a lot of heat from bringing up the text. But you know what? It is what it is. It's one of the funniest things that were.

Dad just did an interview for a magazine for. his new book and I think we need to that needs to be our new prep for dad because he came in here loaded for bear today I think you you were he was preaching to the I didn't have notes I just had about two or three big areas I'd make sure I came in and he was just he had that phone he was preached he was preaching you had the holy spirit I mentioned this the how the kingdom operates inside an earthly kingdom how the kingdom of God operates I said I said Melissa you got a member that is the heart of the book by the way oh yeah yeah I said Melissa is the heart the book.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to write a book. I said, you got to remember, the stuff about being kings, I'm excited about it. I love it. People don't think of themselves as members. All these verses are like in Ephesians 2. And then you get the First Peter 3 there, you know, their royal priesthood. There are people belonging to God, a holy nation.

Yeah. Well, trust me, I got enough ammo. I thought Rome was the great power. If I unleash this ammo right now, I mean, this is like run through a wall type ammo. Just remember as you go. As you go, the Romans said, okay, we're, and Jesus predicted it, Matthew 34, Matthew 24, he said, oh, they're coming, but you'll survive, you'll make it. And when the book of Revelation comes on, John said, you've got trouble coming like you've never seen before.

the Roman said, oh, we're going to stamp this out. We're going to burn it down and we're going to kill every one of them and feed them to lines. And we're going to stop this movement when the smoke cleared. Rome was no more and we're all still here. And we've been to Rome. But look. And we've been to Rome. And I saw Zeus out there.

He was on the ground in about four pieces. He was lying there. I thought, there's Zeus. Zach. he looked over, I said, Das, what the Romans were so proud of. That was the best line we caught it on. And it was just a guerrilla, you know, filming.

Did you think about it? Think of all the kings that there's been. Oh. Where are they at now? They're dead. In the ground. And look, you think about how we use that. Like, who's the king of basketball?

Yeah. There's a debate now. No, no, they call him King James. Yeah, LeBron. LeBron James. Well, that's on Michael. Who is the king of golf? No, but they actually call him in King.

He's no longer raining. Who's the king of golf? Tiger Woods. No, how? What was this? The King. The King, Palmer. Arnold Palmer.

He was known as the King. The King of Rock and Roll. Who is the King of Rock and Roll? Well, Elvis. We're throwing that around. And look, most of these people are dead. The King of Country, Hank Williams. There you go.

The King of Pop. The King of Pop. Michael Jackson. So here we are. Look, so here we are. I'm just giving you, I didn't want to go down this road, but y'all forced me. That's why I. Hang up.

Hang up. They're going to be right here. They're going to say, so you're saying you're a king. Take a break. Hang on, we got to take a break. Cliffhanger. Cliffhanger. So you have the Holy Spirit of God inside of you, which would make you indestructible.

You have all the answers of life on how you got here, what you're supposed to be doing here. You have the ultimate counselor for any situation. You represent heaven itself. That's what a king is, is the public, if you read the definition, the public persona of the state. So here we are representing heaven. And people say, oh, yeah, but you're not a king. Well, I'm more of a king than this guy playing basketball, you know, because he's throwing a round object into a round. hole. And people said, boy, dude's a king.

Wow. This guy can put a smaller round object into a little bigger hole in the ground. King! What? This guy can shake his rear and play music. King! It was the hips that made

the king. So my point is, what we're dealing with is a little more weighty. And so when I read in Revolve, Revelation 510, it says we reign on the earth. People say, yeah, one day, one day we'll get up there and we'll rain. I think we're doing that right now. We just don't do it in a physical kingdom way.

It's the opposite of what you think, which is my whole poetry. That's why when it says the king leads the warriors, he leads armies, and they're like, well, why would you bring all that up? Well, look, Ephesion 6 says something about spiritual armor that we have that makes us a king, which is the opposite of the physical. So more later. You're being built into a spiritual house to be a holy priesthood. You're getting in front of your mic, Phil. We can't hear you. You went into a cave.

Being built into a spiritual house, holy priesthood, offering spiritual sacrifices, acceptable to God, through Christi. I lay a stone in Zion, a chosen and precious cornerstone. It's all built on him. The house is. He's the cornerstone that keeps everything plumb. Now, you do who believe this stone is precious, those who don't believe, the stone the building is rejected, has become the capstone.

And a stone that causes men to stumble and a rock that makes him fall. Listen to this, Jase. They stumble because they disobey the message. Faith comes from here. The message is heard through the Word of Christ. Who is it? God and flesh.

Died for your sins. Took them away. buried, raves from the dead. You are a chosen people. That's pretty cool. A lot of people on planet Earth, 7 billion. A royal priesthood. What kind of priesthood?

A royal, meaning, sounds like kings and queens. Just off the top of my head. A holy nation, a people belonging to God, inside this den of iniquity, wherever you are. China, America, you say, you look around. What does the king do, Phil? Look, think about it. They are responsible.

When you just make it separate apart and you read definitions encyclopedias, they're responsible for the character, the integrity of their people. They're representing that. So you just think what you do through the Holy Spirit of God. I mean, it's not us. Because ultimately, the point I'm going to make in the sermon is I don't care if you think you're a king or not. because it's really about the king of kings.

Correct. But he's treating me like that, a la Luke 15, with the robe and the crown and all these. It wasn't a physical thing. It was the spiritual things that you see later on that those things represent. And we're humble kings. It's nothing like a worldly king.

That's why people are having trouble with it. They're like, oh, you think we're going to live in a palace with a bunch of jewelry? I'm like, no. Many a tyler has come forth from being a king. Yeah. But this, watch, once you were not a people, now you are the people of God. Once you had not received mercy, but now you've received mercy.

Now, what's this? Here's the way the kings operate on planet Earth, 2,000 years from the time the king who established the kingdom showed up. I urge you, that's why this makes me feel better than anything I've ever read in the Bible. Because I always go to the, what if they saw you walking down the road? They saw Jace. He went to New York City. He walked in. He said, remember the kingdom of God.

He walked in and looked around. We're in Trump Hotel. It didn't take five minutes for the personnel who worked for Donald Trump to remove him from the premises. They took Jace and pointed him to the street. They said, have a good night's day, sir, meaning you're out of the building. And all he asked where he take a leak. He said, we'll show you. And they took him to the street.

He's gone. So I'm like, that's no way to treat a king. But Jace rolled in there without knowing it. He rolled in the Trump Tower as an alien and a stranger. He just didn't fit the mold with the people that were staying at the hotel. You're preaching my sermon again, Phil. I actually wrote down, look, we may not look like a king. We may not feel like a king.

we may not even act like a king all the time. And I mean spiritual king. But guess what? We're a king. I would add to this, though, I think it's important that it isn't or maybe modify it. It is not, it is spiritual, but that doesn't mean it's not physical because listen to this. In Acts 7, the reason why Stephen got killed was because he was attacking their structure of the temple that Solomon built. And then in verse 48, he says, however the most.

most high does not dwell in houses made by human hands. Skip over to 1 Corinthians chapter 6, and when he's talking about sexual immorality, he says, all sins a man commits are outside his body. But he who sins sexually, except for one, sexual morality, he who sins sexually sins against his body, which is what? A temple. Temple. Your body is, so it's not, it's not physical, because then you wind up into some kind of

gnosticism. It's that it's spiritual and physical. I think the theology of the kingdom is that I am the temple. Yeah. I'm the temple. My body's the temple. My spirit as well as my body. So it's not, we're not anti-body.

It's not antifysical. Because also you, there's a bodily resurrection. Yeah. If there wasn't a bodily resurrection, okay, maybe. So the kingdom, the kingdom is, the kingdom is physical, but it's physical and spiritual. And it's not in full fruition yet. We're building it right now. We're building God's kingdom.

Live such good lives among the pagans that though they accuse you of doing wrong, it's a drumbeat. They're constantly, after my hide and y'all's too, although they accuse you doing wrong, they may see your good deeds has to come forth and glorify God on the day he visits us. when it all ends, they're going to say, who's what? The kingdom will be standing there saying. Well, right. But I think to Zach's point, I just meant it's not about palaces and pageantry.

Yes. Which is where people immediately go. When you think king, you're like, oh, living in a palace, sitting around sipping a, you know, cocktail with a bunch of servants. Yeah, borders. Maybe some palm leaves, you know, keeping you cool. Anyway, I don't know how we got off into all that, but that's coming to a podcast near you. Well, and I want to make one other point about that. Let's take another break.

So to your point, because I just preached the sermon recently from John 6th, where Jesus is telling me, you eat of my flesh and drink of my blood. And that basically turned off most of his followers. I mean, everybody left but the 12. But the thing was, he was talking physical and spiritual again because what he was saying was in this body, God in flesh is what's bringing salvation. In other words, it's in me. And I'm here in flesh, which was totally, the Gnostics totally missed that. But he stated it plainly. Now, later on, once the disciples saw the resurrection, they saw him back, you know, he died and he came back. Then they're like, oh, well, we get it now. Then they went back. Well, guess who their first

converts were? Some of those same people. Because now, once the resurrection happened, they saw it clearly. Then they knew. Well, that's why the kingdom can't be shaking. or destroy the one that Daniel prophesied about because if you have borders, then we can rally around the borders and we can attack or they can attack the borders and the castles and the palaces, but if the kingdom's in the people,

you can't. How do you snuff it out? You can't snuff it. But I agree with your point. They can't get to the head. That's right. Because they can't. Well, and they laugh at the body.

They're like, oh, see, you're... Which is, look, the whole point, the whole reason I both is up is because the reason this has given me fuel for people to say, oh, you're way off. That's funny. It's because that's what they did when they asked Jesus, oh, so you're a king.

You're so far off that you're, well, they're doing the same thing that we're following the king, said, well, yeah, he's the king of kings, but they're looking, say, you're an old bearded Duck Dynasty dropout. You're not a king. So I'm like, okay, I'm seeing a similarity there, which is coming from that first. But, you know, Jason, in your defense, the night before that this happened that morning that Jason was trying to find a bathroom at the Trump Hotel, who's the Aerosmith League guy, Stephen, Tyler? So he comes in, remember Dad?

We were there. So we were checking in. He was there. But he didn't look like a king either. He looked pretty rough. I mean, you know, he's had a little work done. He had a pizza and a little small dog with him. But, I mean, you're talking about a guy that just looked like he wandered in.

I mean, we talked to him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you weren't there. Maybe that was while I was being escorted. He said, he said, I use your duck decoys. He meant his duck calls, but he said decoys. But he said he duck hunts. He has a big place and no ham.

You know, Ted Nudgeon got him and the band guys off the drugs. Really? Yeah, so maybe they started hunting with Ted. Oh, yeah. Ted's a killer now. He's to whack him and stack him, man. So, all right, so Zach's on the podcast. Before we get to John, if we get there.

tell him about the so we last time you were was it last time Zach was on when we made I don't know but I nobody said no look here's what's funny nobody I had this idea live no he wasn't on here no that's right because we were saying I threw you under the butt here's what happened

shocker I said we because you you and Al came to me hey let's do this show about metal detecting since you're going to do it anyway I was like okay you are trying to make a buck or something or something. I like metal detecting and I like the spiritual applications of it. And I've shared them.

And you have a history of television. You've been on a show before. Yep. There's that. I didn't really want to be. So what is the word for that? Unrelectedly. I don't know.

So we've pitched shows before. But Hollywood, let's face it. in general, their vision does not line up with our vision. And so we have a clash. And so I said, well, let's do something different. So instead of going out shooting this little cheesy sizzle reel is what they call them, we just did an interview and said, here's what we do, here's who we are, and this is what we find. And so then I said, well, let's just ask the people.

And then I told everybody because I wasn't going to read it. So Jep was on the episode That's who was there That's right I knew there was some money Because he's my Me and Jeff Murray are the

The characters or whatever And So you laid the premise out For the show To unashamed The whole hour We talked to a lot Yeah

And so I threw it out there I have absolutely No idea If anyone responded So I've kind of So that episode dropped yesterday So how many people

Wait To hear the report I'm really anxious So yeah I think we've probably had 70,000 people have voted over well. Really? Yes. 70,000.

70,000. The mark was 75%. So what is 75% of 70,000? Or is it close or what's the... To the undershad? Well, we're not done yet. I mean, I got to, I'll have to run the numbers because, yeah, you, you threw that on me without telling me, so.

It's always the best plans. Basically, we call that the tail wagging the dog. Oh, yeah. You got to get ready for, right? The best plans. in life happen on the spur of the moment. Yeah. Well, and Jen, who's our analytics guru, she's on the case too.

I got Jen on it now. So so far, though, give the people a feel. Are we doing the show so far? So just for what the numbers we have and it's not over. So it would need 52,500 thumbs up out of that 70,000 to say we're going to, because that's the Jace laid the bar high. He's like this is like a constitutional amendment here. We're not just going on 50%.

Yeah, if it's not 75%. If half of you don't want to do it, we ain't doing it. So we don't know what they've done? I will say that the number one comment is maybe a deal breaker for you. The number one comment is they want you to add side to the mix. Oh. Is that a deal breaker? I mean, if you want to have while we're metal detecting, if you want him sitting under a tree, wheezing.

I'm just telling you what the people said. Every day, he's out of point in his life now. When he walks outside, he's tired. So he comes back in. Syes, unfortunately, he has C-O-P-D, and so as he gets older, it's definitely, he gets a little more winded than he used to, that's for sure. Yeah, he gets winded now, tell the story. I'll just tell you right now, he ain't digging a hole in the ground. No, that ain't.

And he'll sit over and give commentary for you, Doug. Well, we could just have him, yeah, be like a mountain man was on Duttoncy, a recurring character that comes in with commentary from time. I don't know. Actually, we could have Mountain Man on there from time of time. I hadn't seen Mountain Man in a while. All right, well, so, but you're not, so you don't know if it's overall. You got to get somebody to check. Yeah, I mean, we just posted it last night.

So, I mean, I haven't had time. Right now we've got about 70,000 responses overwhelmingly thumbs up, but I haven't like, I mean, I have not. I guess 70,000 is a big number. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot. So you're saying. I'm doing hundreds of emails. I'm skimming it.

You're saying the show is going on. I think we might have to do it. I'm surprised 70,000 people took time to say, yeah, let's do this. Well, somebody said me what was funny on the email. They were like, I don't know how to get a hold to Zach, but I'm a yes. I saw that. I told them to put your stuff up. Yeah, they did.

They did. He just missed it, but he wanted me to know. I got a lot of Facebook requests for friends. I'm like, I don't know anything. I mean, it's just a brr. So, yeah. This is your, this is a big day. You may have catapulted me.

Yeah. I mean, you are now. I love it. But we had Murray Crow. It was interesting interviewing Murray. Man, that guy is a wealth of knowledge. Oh. I mean.

Where does he get this stuff? He makes his own firearms. Literally. It's crazy. He made Jeff. A rifle. He made a rifle. He brought over, you all may have talked about this.

He brought over a meteorite that he found in Kansas. Yeah. Oh, he's found a bunch of them that he sold. Well, he said I sold one for like $15,000. Yeah. So he's, I mean, he's like. So there's a quality about a meteorite that's valuable. Oh, yeah.

Some of these things are like. Oh, yeah. Look, the one of the things we're into metal detection is you run up on a meteorite. Because like one day I found something and I said, what is this? He was like, I think it's a meteorite. I think, I mean, he starts going crazy, you know. Turned out it wasn't. But he's like, now that's a, you know, something from the star. He went like Star Trek, you know, lingo.

He went to miss your spike on you. Black star cyborg, you know. I was like, do what? That's worth about 30,000. That's all I heard. In the future, Jay, when he does that, just go fascinating. You know, just giving one of those. Remarkable.

Remarkable. But he's, there's, evidently, there's a market out there for these space meteorites from different planet, Vulcan or whatever. I don't think Vulcan. But here's what I'm saying. Welcome's not a real planet, Judge. I'm just saying. No, well, you can laugh.

None of this seem real until he said, you know, I've made $50,000 selling meteorites. Well, that money's real. So they thought that this meteorite, and he showed me the table where this is worth this, this is worth this. And they have the meteorites that hit. They have it all documented where they came from. And it's a world you can get into. I really, if I find one, I'll just let Murray be my broker. Let him sell it.

Yeah, because I'm not. I'm not into, you know. To me, that's... I found him to be the most interesting of the whole thing, just because he has, I mean, he's kind of like, you feel. Like, his genre, he knows it. I mean, he, he... Well, I think if we didn't have him, this thing wouldn't be legitimate.

It would be two, you know, duck guys out there stomping around in a field. Yeah, you got to have an expert. Coins. But he's, he knows the lay of the land. I mean, what he does in his spare time is look at maps and evidently stars. And he just knows. And some stuff like that I'm not sure what it is, but like come off some machinery or something. He's like, oh, that's from a whatever.

I don't know that. But he's found so much stuff. Let's take another break. In a way, it's like dad was on Duck Dynasty because everybody else was kind of silly and funny and all the stuff going on. Dad was usually always the voice of, you know, just, of course, I thought dad was hilarious on the show because all the stuff he did. which was so dag because it was really what he would do, like talking to the grandkids. Now, those are the kind of scenes I remember.

I mean, all the other stuff we did was great, too. In fact, it's funny, Jay's, you know, I haven't watched the show in forever. What show? Dynasty, the show we used to do. I haven't watched it at all. Well, I know. I mean, I haven't since we had it.

But what I'm saying is we were doing, at least I were doing an interview for Fox Nation the other day. And so, like, it was a Zoom thing, so I couldn't see it, but we had our earbuds in, so I'm listening. And they ran about a minute of, clips, you know, they were, you know, they're going to show it. But we were just at least our listening. Well, I said, I got tickled laugh and I said, man, I mean, I'd forgotten the show

was pretty funny. Yeah. I mean, it was funnier. I never really. I was too close to it. I mean, we would watch it the week before it was released and then I just couldn't watch anymore. But the only time, the hardest I ever laughed is when we were in Mexico and we watched it in Spanish. I don't know Spanish. It was hilarious. We laugh. I laughed so hard. I was crying. I couldn't breathe. And we had no idea because the size character especially, it just was so off the chart. Of course, his mouth's moving. It's kind of like these Japanese movies, you know what I mean? Yeah, right.

But it was just, they had totally different emotions with the voice. Just to show you the power of TV, I always just thought, well, and everybody else in the family size is about half a bubble off. but a guy who's a half a bubble off, I found out that the Hollywood crowd said, no, he's not half a bubble off. He's very talented. That's talent. And we all redneck staring out. Do what? You talk about sigh?

They said, yeah. Well, he's half bubble off and they're eating. Most people, when they come right up to the line and you step across that line, you become a complete idiot or a food. They said, what about a man like that? I said, well, some people are wise enough to know the line. They said, the power of your brother is he'll step over that line every time. He'll go into the idiot world. Well, they said that you call that, sir, talent.

So I got a lesson on what talent is. And I thought, man, I said, sigh's going ballistic. And he did. Size is just that way. Oh, he is. And it doesn't matter. He'll come over to the house. He comes to my house at least twice a week now just to eat.

Because he and Stone are buddies, you know, and he loves steak and meats, you know. So, and he comes over there, and so they'll have these guys in because they've got some little side businesses. They're doing, selling stuff. I don't know what all they're doing. And so they'll have, Jay will have these little guys there. So their business meeting consists of eating meat, smoke meats, and then sigh telling stories, you know, for an hour. Out of seven children stretched out over good night, nearly a century. Nearly a century.

Oh, now you're saying living. Yeah, yeah. out of the seven children, there's two standing, Si and me. All the rest of them are gone. So we're dwindled down to the last two standing, you know. The resurrection is looming larger each day, each passing day. Resurrection, looming bigger.

Lumen bigger. You're like, hmm. Yeah, and now we're out. I'm glad it's something to be held on to, that hope there. I'm glad there's something there where you say, well, if the Bible is true, we got out of here alive. So I'm all in. I can't budge, especially at 74.

I can't dare budge because this is it. Only shot I have. Well, we talked about this for the generational faith element of our family. And a lot of people have asked me about this that are watching and listening to the podcast. And it is so important because, I mean, when you baptize my granddaughter,

you know, a great-grandfather baptizing his great-granddaughter. I mean, to me, that was a clear, image of what we want to do going forward. If you get enough families that generationally, then you don't lose it. You know what's amazing now? That's under severe attack. Yeah. The patriarchal system.

I heard some guy get up there to do away with that. We don't want that. They don't want it passing down, like you said, from the children, the grandchildren, the great-grandchildren, in my case, possibly the great-great-grandchildren. They don't like that at all. But I'm looking at it as a thing of complete beauty. You know what I'm saying? Well, a song of Missing them saying yesterday was about that.

It's a blessing. Where's it from numbers where it says from generation and their children and their children. Missy gets emotional every time she's seeing it. Yeah. Because she's like, you know, it's really the promise that was mentioned in Acts 2. That's so splintered now, Al, in America. It's so splintered and divided. You're seeing the fruit of it in our streets.

You're like, yep. Check me out of them. Look, for I know. Sad thing to watch. We're not going to have time to get to John today. So I'm going to tell you, I did something yesterday. done a long time. I watch TV. All right. Well, hang on. Let's take one last break and then tell us.

But, yeah, it was X-2.39. The promise is for you and your children and for all who are far off. The promise of the Holy Spirit and forgiveness. But yesterday I watched TV. And, you know, I look in it. They have golf on now, which since there hadn't been sports in months because the coronavirus, it was actually somewhat exciting. And so the first person I see on there is this Bryson D. Chambot, who looks 100 pounds heavier.

And we know the camera has 10 pounds. No. Just I'm reminding. I'm saying from the last time I saw him, what happened? And what's going on here? Well, then the more I'm hearing the story, and he's leading a tournament. He's hitting the ball like superhuman distances. They use that word.

That's why. Anytime I ever hear a godly word, always take note. because we got something superhuman going on. That old gym net. It's almost superhuman. That's the way he was saying. Look, they're trying to get ratings. There's no other sports.

So now we have a superhuman being. Yeah, they're the only game in town. Hitting the ball. He was averaging. They were showing all his stats. He, like, out drove his playing partner, 1,400 yards on 14 times of the day. Wow.

I mean, this is insane. Yeah. So I'm like, what happened to him? Because he looked like he had swallowed a bunch of cantalotes. I'm serious. Just look. They said he's drinking seven muscle milk protein shakes a day, you know, working out. So while the coronavirus hit.

So he's not fat, it was muscle. He's like swole. And here's why. Oh, he just swall. Yeah, the more I got to look and I was like, oh, he's been working out. But look, here's the funny thing. Here's why I tell you this is interesting, is that I met this guy. about three or four years ago, I was at the green bar with Willie and Bubba had Bobba Watson,

who we're friends with through Jesus. You know, Bubba's kind of a weird acting person, but he loves Jesus. So, and he fits perfectly. Yeah, because we're weird too. Weird is permissible. Oh, I know. In the kingdom of God. So what's really weird is when us and Bub are together, because now we just got a bunch of weirdos.

And everybody's looking at us like, oh, I don't know what to do with that. By the way, before you leave that, you could probably find it on the internet. I thought about this the other day because I heard the word Harlem Shake. Do you remember a few years ago when that thing? That's the first day we met. That's right. So he comes to Duck Commander. He just sent, and it was his idea, right?

He sent me a message on Twitter and said, I like y'all show, I'm coming down there. And I said, I'm out of town doing an event. He said, I'll be there tomorrow. I said, I won't be there. Every time I responded, I was like, I won't be there. I met him on Twitter. He's like, well, I'm coming down there. Duck Commander, I'm going to Google it.

I wasn't sure if he was serious or not. So when I landed that day, Missy said, hey, Bobba Watson's here. I was like, that dude was serious? I mean, I thought I was having Twitter. And he had just won the Masters, I think. So I literally walk into Duck Commander, and they're doing the Harlem Shake. That's right. And so I was working at the idea.

What is that? Well, oh, boy. I know that's cut. I don't even have to know. I just thought of it. It's a dance. It was a dance. It was a viral.

dance that was going crazy on the internet. The more we say, the matter he's getting in my mind. It's where your legacy went. A golf pro, Harlem Shake. Well, look, you'll like what I did. I stood there. Look, people think. And they wonder why I self-quarantined for about 45 years.

Here's what happens on the Harlem Shape video. So you'll be in a setting or a scene where it's like normal. Everybody's just there. And then this song starts playing. And then you shift to some insane dance. That's what happens. I stood there with a shotgun. People think that I was, what do you, photoshopped in?

But I actually was. You were there? I was the only person that didn't. Everybody else was dancing but Jay. I was just standing there with a shotgun. No, is that cool or what? I just remember that was the first time we met Bubba. So anyway, I met the Green Bar.

Well, he said, you want to go to Devo tonight? I was like, they do a Devo on the PGA tori site. They actually do. Wow. I said, shocked. I'm in. I tried to get them. Let me talk.

I said, let me do the preaching. Because it was one of them deals where I felt like, if it's not good, I'd just soon do it, you know. But he said, no, I don't know if I can swing that. So I was like, you're Bob Watson. You can do anything you want to? Come on. You won the master. I don't think I can swing that.

I was like, okay. So we go down. And it was a little cheesy and crusty, I will have to admit. However, I was looking at all the tour players who were in there because I was like, I'm now a fan. I'm now a fan. I'm now. You're making a note. Bryce and Deschambeau was in there.

Now, look, I don't know if he's a believer. I don't know if he was just vivier. visited. He was in there. But here's why I'm bringing this up. Because this guy's like revolutionary to the golf world. He's like supposedly the smartest golfer ever. He has some Ph.D. I doubt he does.

But he's from Stanford. He's like he's an analytical man. So like all his clubs are the same length. He doesn't use what everybody else because he's like, I think this way is better. So he's all the time testing the boundaries. Like his swing is built on what they call. I think he calls it rotational end or whatever. Like he'll take his elbow and turn it as far as you can as possible.

Then he'll get up the club that way. And he's like, it ain't going the other way or it'll break. And so then he builds a swing off the limits, the boundaries of what your body can do. So it can become. I'm very limited right now. But here's my point for telling you this long story. Here's supposedly, and look, the media, they love it. him because he's a science he's a man of science science but see here i am the only time i met him we were in

there talking about jesus and i thought here's who they've deemed as the smartest golfer in the world and they love him because he's he's challenging the boundaries and i'm like he's smart enough to realize that one day you're going to die i don't know his background you know i don't know what he's into but i know that he took time out of his schedule to sit around and talk about jesus you know in the resurrection. So to me, I just, I was impressed by that. So, you know, it's something that when you think, what is the definition of intelligence? The term fearfully and wonderfully made comes to mind. Yeah. But I think that when somebody's really smart. So it's a short, short line, a little line between science and fearfully and wonderfully made. Yeah. So I don't know. I've always,

I thought, I've always been a fan of him because he was in that group that night. And I said, hey, I'm, you know, I'm Jace. You know, I'm pretty sure he had never seen an episode of that Dynasty. And he was wondering why I was sitting next to Bubba. But still, I kind of knew that. And I thought, I like this guy just because they always talk about him being a man of science, which I've always said, I love science. I believe God's the greatest scientists in the world or, you know, greater than the world.

but it's just something that I wish would even be said there because I'm sure the commentators and all would be shocked by that you know because most of the time in Hollywood it's always it's kind of like Nacho Libre which is a movie I tried to get you to watch on a duck hunt trip and I was just fixing to bring that up that's funny Phil would not do it you know you had you had it's one of the greatest movies ever feel if you would just get over the embarrassment of watching it it's funny get over the The embarrassment of watching it. It has no plot.

Nobody cares. It's just funny. And Jack Black's character is a monk, I think. Well, he's kind of a monk, won't it be, yeah. And then you got Skeletor. El Skeletto. El Skeletto, his, uh... I was going to brain this.

His tag team partner, he's a man of science. Why are you trying to baptize me? I'm a man of science. But they made fun of the Jack Black character. And they, because, no, they made fun of both of them. But they, you could tell. in their writing, they like that guy of science. It's science versus theology.

Science versus religion. That's right. And that's why I brought up that about D. Chambot. I mean, because another thing, he was looking at all this science and trying to do all this swing. And then, you know what he realized? If I just got bigger and stronger, I'll just hit it further than everybody. Yeah. And guess who won the tournament yesterday?

Brison. He won by about six strokes. Muscle milk. Muscle milk. Because he's hitting at 370. And they're hitting in about 310. So guess what? He won.

All right. So I'm going to start drinking muscle milk. Well, we're out of time, man. We zoomed all the way to Nacho Libre. That's, I mean, that was. I would like to, Zach, who are you going to give the responsibility for titling the last 45 minutes into a message? That's going to be difficult. I'm going to call it.

It's all about the title. I think I'm going to name it attention deficit disorder. I will call this podcast, ladies and gentlemen, the quest to end up nowhere. I can't top that. So we're so glad you guys were with us today. You can subscribe on iTunes or Spotify or YouTube or Facebook. And be sure and rate us on iTunes so that other people can know about the podcast.