Unashamed with the Robertson Family - Ep 41 | Miss Kay's Fantasy Football Team, Willie's Growing Family, and Phil’s Disaster Interview

Episode Date: December 29, 2019

Miss Kay and Willie join the show today and talk about Miss Kay’s fantasy football team. Willie gives a rundown of all the new family members he has gained over the last year, and they all remember the time Kathie Lee asked Phil if he has dogs.   See episodes of "Unashamed with Phil Robertson": https://bit.ly/2J4XsiX See clips from Phil's TV show "In the Woods with Phil": https://bit.ly/2PNM6k1 To take a FREE 30 Day Trial of Phil's TV show and the rest of BlazeTV: https://www.BlazeTV.com/Phil Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am Unachanged What about you? Well, so we went duck hunting today We've been noticing then we're averaging One gadwall And a few whitties It's better than nothing

And that's what happened So no matter what we do No matter where we go You get one shot at a gadwall Which is a gray duck And you get a few wooded I like the hunting slogan of It's better than nothing

I mean that's That doesn't sound. Well, look at the morning. We start this thing off with a bang. Every time I come down here, it's like singing the blues. Well, I thought it was filled. I now found another one. I'm just telling you what we just did.

Well, we started out today. We shot one good ball. But I said a positive is you got 10 ducks. I'd be happy. You know what's crazy? I probably shouldn't say this. But the most positive thing was I ate my first son. sardines of the year because I eat them during the duck season because if you,

you know, if you eat them outside of a duck bun, they make you gag like a lot of things. But they're good for you. Are they? They really are wondering. They don't make you gag in the douged. Thank you, old mother of health. Kay's telling us healthy things to eat. Did you read that in a book?

Here's what happened. Read your digest. They're not wrong. But here's what happened to me. When that first sardine hit the bottom, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, triggered a reaction that led to a eBM. So, emergency. I got BM.

I was trying to get the E. I was like, exacerbating, excruciating. So I went organic, but there's something kind of cool about just, you know, being out in the woods. Pooping in the woods. Yeah. Pooping in the woods. What is this?

Welcome. Welcome to all my morning. Come on, man. I drove a long way for this. Welcome. Al said, tell me what you've been doing while he got face, mate. Yeah, great. Well, as you can see, our Unashamed audience, we're Sandsfield today.

We left him in the duck blind, but we are fortunate to replace him not with one person, but two. It takes two. It takes two to replace that for sure. So we got Miss Kay and we got Willie back in the Unashamedown. So we're glad to have you guys back. So it's kind of our year-in, you know, we're. we're at the end of a year. And so I thought we'd have a year in review since Dad's not here to pontificate.

That's too big a word. Let's just make fun of Phil. We could do that for it. I know when he's on his phone later listening to this, he'll appreciate it. No, he's got it online. He's got it pulled up there. Yeah, he's streaming. We can say whatever we wanted about Dad.

He's never going to know. He's never going to know. Every time I use a term like that, he's like online. When I got something on the line, I'm reeling it in. Well, you know what? He does watch these podcasts. Really? Yeah, Daniel hooks it up on the iPad and he watches everyone.

So does he really? He really does. I cannot wait until the duck blind tomorrow. I'm going to bring that up. Do you get me in trouble? So the other day, Will, we were talking on the podcast about he called the, he said, I had the eunuch pull up the woman who knows everything on the computer. Alexa or Syria.

I got to think about later. It could have been Syria. I don't know. But anyway, he didn't know her name. He calls her Geraldine or something now. He forgot the name. He just makes one of that. He could never access it because he wouldn't know her name.

He would just come up with some nickname, you know, brainy woman or whatever. All right. So look, I got to ask you guys about this. This is one thing that was excited about having both you all on the podcast. So obviously football is a big deal with us. We've talked about quite a bit on the podcast, and we're sort of at that place, you know, with LSU, which we'll talk more about that a minute.

But I want to know about, Mom, this was your first year in fantasy football, right? Yes. And the first thing I want to say is the man sitting next to me, my son, I beat him. Well, there's three of us here. Which one is that? Which son would that be? Go ahead and call him out. Willie, Boss Hog.

Just use the name. Thank you. Yeah, you did beat me in the regular season. And you were crushed. Say it like it is. Well, no, because I made it to the playoffs. Yeah. Did you make this?

I did make it to the playoffs, too. Kay is actually playing for the Super Bowl. Oh, you are? So do you know the, yeah, give us. Right now. Because we're down to it. Okay. Kay is, she beat a little J. Sum.

to make it two really weak teams. Jay Sum was on the strength of Lamar Jackson, who he offered me the first week of trade. Because he had five touchdowns the first week, and I thought, that's a flash in the pan. Yep. Good call. He rode him all the way to the playoffs. Bad business to see.

But Ms. Kay, based on the strength of one Drew Breeze, even though she's not a Saints fan, shut up. You know I'm a Saints. Drew Breeze finished out the year on fire. and then I was beat in a sham by Jason Aldine based on the Minnesota Vikings scoring 30 points on their defense is why I went down. The country music singer.

He's in your fantasy football. He's got Patrick Mahomes. And so I should have beat him. I had a little bit of a down week. So now, Mom is in the Super Bowl. Now, she's so knowledgeable about football. I want to ask her about some of the questionable moves that you made for this big, your first ever you could have won the whole thing.

She is currently losing. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. But I've got a chance tonight. So in the slot, in the slot, she started James Connor, who had three points for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Ooh. Why would you leave Beasley on the bench? 17 points right there.

You would be winning. But Connor. You could have played Beasley for your Buffalo bill. I know the answer, and I'm not even in this league. Do you not know that? Do you have somebody helping you with this team? Okay, I'm wondering, you're making all these moves, so why would you put? Well, Conner got hurt in the first quarter.

I know. My number one rule is never play a running back in the slot. Always play the receivers. But you left him on the bench, 17 points right there. My rule is when it's Pittsburgh and you don't have a quarterback, don't start anybody from Pittsburgh. It would be my general, I mean, I'm not in the league, but I'm just saying. Okay, I'm 71 years old. It's my first time to start.

I would like you to find a bunch of 70-something-year-old women that had just started playing fantasy football. Well, we're just asking, we're just asking the questions, the obvious questions here of who you played. Well, okay, let me explain this. I do have a silent partner who gives me advice. How much are your silent partner made those moves? How much is your silent partner? Is he getting the take? How much is this part of the role?

What's the entry fee on this thing, by the way? It's $40. You got Jason Aldine in it and it's $40. I know. It's a nice. We're playing for more pride. Ours is like 60. Well, Jordan Summit should have actually beat you and he auto picked his entire team.

So how many points do you need? I did beat him. That's pretty impressive. How many points do you need to win tonight? So here's what she needs. Jason Aldi. We don't even know what you, I'm giving you the information you should know. How better.

Jason Alden has 111. points. 11. Ms. Kay has 91. It's okay. Do the math on that. 20. Okay.

Let's go. She has a chance. Who she got? Stefan Diggs for the Vikings. Two touchdowns. He could do it easily. But he has the Minnesota defense, which single-handly beat me last week. You're going to lose.

Now in this league. That's not good. But you made it that far. If the Packers go crazy, the defense can give you negative. Oh, okay. there is a chance. So you want Packers to go big tonight. Packers need to score 50 points.

You need a big night out of the Packers and you need your guy to score. And you need your guy to score. And so theoretically, the projections right now are that Aldine will finish 116, you will finish 103. In that case, I should have beat Alden last week. I would have been the Super Bowl champion. But you didn't. But I didn't.

But I didn't. I was one. Well, don't be a sore loser. I lost by five points. For the first time, and I got in the Super Bowl, I want to hear it. Kay did something impressive. She named, well, she technically named most of the quarter. But you named all the quarter of a.

I named them all. It didn't have to be because I couldn't pronounce them, right? That didn't count. Okay, if you mispronounce a third of the names, did you really name them? Yeah, I did. Okay. She remembered a loose association of each. They said, asked me all the starting quarterbacks.

And I did. And you did. And then you tried to trip me and say, and what college did they play at? Well, I was this sin if you really knew, which you got zero of them right. But Kay, you're a Saints fan, right? Truly.

So what's your thinking on the Saints this year? Well, I love them. They're great. Well, I mean, besides your love, what are you thinking about their chances, is their position right now, where they're at, position to strike in the playoffs. I wanted to win the Super Bowl, okay?

I don't know why Atlanta beat them. I mean, there's just things you just don't know. And, I mean, they started out so slow yesterday. That was about two months ago. Yeah, so now they're in the playoffs. They actually beat them the second time they're playing. Kay's thought on the Saints this year she loves them and she wants them to win the Super Bowl. I think that's about all you need to know.

I mean, you think they'll close out next week? week with a victory and end up with the what are we thinking here is there a chance for a one seed or is it going to be two yeah yeah because San Francisco loses and Saints win to Seattle they're once in say that's kind of confusion to me I have they got the same records she don't care about all that I mean I care that they win the Super Bowl that's just it you know what's weird is I follow football but if you ask me about LSU I'd say the same thing well you know I just want them to win you know I had Tyrae Hill for the chiefs yeah yeah and so So look, so I've told Daddy all the people I have.

So I'm in the kitchen and he starts screaming. He did it. Your man just did it. Your man did it. Your man's in here. Your man's doing it. And I'm like, which man? Then he told me it was that one.

And I said, great. Great. Just keep up with that. So he'd keep up with what my man was doing and all the different things. And one of them, I couldn't find his number. I was so mad because he was in and out, in and out, you know. You didn't know his number? I finally found it.

You can go to this thing called the Internet, and they have rosters. I don't. No, I only have it on my phone with my secret partner gives it to me every week. My team. I will give it to Kay. She started out strong, then loses Drew Breeze. That's right. And so.

And never missed a beat. When she beat my team, they did not have Drew Breeze. She started basically, the entire Buffalo Bills starting. You played Gore, you played Beasley, and you played their quarterback. Is Jay Stone helping you?

What? Is that your secret? Is Jay Stone helping you? Because he likes the Buffalo Bills. He, and he's got it. Should have played him last? Can we reveal?

Can we reveal for the first time ever on our podcast who your secret partner is? Well, I can't tell a lie, so yes, it is. It's Jay Stone. I cannot lie. But he apologized. He apologized every time. Then it was my fault because they were all getting hurt.

But I told him, I said, why, it just doesn't make sense to me, some of the people, but we debated on it. And then I told him, I made suggestions too. So it wasn't all to see him. Look, that's part of having a team. You've got to be able to have a management. Especially if you have a plethora of ownership. See, what does that mean?

Well, as Phil would say, what are we talking about? Okay, what are you going to do with the money? What are you going to do with the money? I was going to give it to my silent partner. Oh, well. So next year is Phil going to join up on your fantasy team? Is he going to co-partner with you? No, he's just going to help me identify the people on what they're doing.

That's his job. You know what Phil told me when he thinks about fantasy, fantasy anything. You know what that sounds like to him? Sin. Sin. I'm smelling immorality, fantasy. He said, I mean, all these people now they're fantasizing over football. I said, Phil, it's not really good, doesn't it?

He said, hey, fantasy football, the cheerleaders on the sideline? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, immorality, herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia. Media. Oh, please. Won't you draft throws on your fantasy football team? Yep, that's a good feeling. Well, that's why he's not playing.

He's a helper. What's funny is is that Will knew it. And he didn't even hear the help. You knew it. You knew it instinctively. All I got to hear is one word, fantasy. But I was sitting there telling Phil, yeah, but, yeah, but that's not that. And he just went down his speech that I've heard since I was about eight.

Well, Willis always had a. He's probably the best mimic in the family. And so he's always been one to take off on dad's intensity level. So one time we were filming the show, this was back when the show was still on. So we're filming at the church. And Willie says, come here,

I want you to film something for me. So we're just like messing around. We're waiting while they're setting up a shot or something. So we go in the auditorium at the church. Willie gets in the pulpit and he says, film this. And so I was like, I didn't know what he does this. So I just held the phone up and I'm filming it. And Willie gets the bulletin from church.

and reads the bulletin like all the stuff that's in the bulletin as Phil doing just a hell. And it was nothing. It was like pot luck chicken dinner. Who doesn't like your chicken dinner for crying out loud. It was pretty funny. It was hilarious. Then you started naming the president. You know who else was chicken eating?

And George Washington. So anyway, so we should. So this thing starts. floating around the family. We're laughing. Everybody's hilarious. And that day we're laughing. So Dad finally sees it, you know, and he's laughing at it too. So he looks at mom, like, serious, and he said, do I really sound like that like that?

Like, he has no idea that the intensity level of Phil. You know where that came from? I went, I showed up. I was a little late to Bible class at church, and something like bumping around what Bible class to go into. And I was, Phil was in the auditorium. I was out going here to listen to Phil. and I sat down and he's doing this he's doing his class but he's screaming and yelling but it's not

it's not over anything to be screaming and yelling about and I was reading the bulletin and then it hit me I thought how would Phil sound just reading the bulletin and that's where the idea came I always know Phil's getting excited when he starts making two syllable words out of one syllable words free it's free free free okay y'all remember this time We were off somewhere doing the interviews with the people in the morning, you know, the morning, some kind of show. Yeah, well, you want us to fill the gaps. And, yeah, that was the NBC today show, third hour Hoda. Yes.

And then it's only Phil and sigh. And they're interviewing them. And then Phil goes into that whole thing about you. Everybody was saying. We were all sitting there. It's something that I haven't been able to get out of my memory. Well, I forgot. She said how has reality TV change your life?

And Phil said, hey, if you come down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The question was, so Phil, I hear you have dogs. Because they think that's safe. That's like a safe place to go. The question was Phil, so you guys work with dogs, right, thinking it's going to be, yeah, we have Labrador retreat. They go retrieved the dogs.

They're trying to avoid all the controversy. We love that right. This is a softball like on a tee. You got the bat. You got some dogs. And that was the question. Let's talk about dogs. To which Phil replied, yeah, Kathy Lee, that's the first line of defense, which everybody

looked like, now why would you refer to your dog as the first line of defense? If anyone comes to our property wanting to rape or pillage, specifically Remember the rape or molest, or pillage or molest, our women, our people, or our stuff, they will be greeted by the barking and gnashing of the teeth of our dog, of our animals. And then followed by a hail of gunfire like no human being has ever seen. It will rain down from the heavens. And the artillery was like amening, remember? He was like, yeah.

And Zai was just getting all right. Amen. Yes. Size getting really excited about this hell of, this apocalyptic hell of gunfire. And so Kathy Lee then responds, whoa, that got weird. She said Bible study just did a, you turn with Smith and Westler. And then Phil says, I mean, Si says, yeah, if you want a Bible study or a gunfight, Jack, we'll give you either one. That was all on the question of, so I hear you work with dogs.

But remember when we got back in the car And then Willie would start it up And then we were in another place I remember looking back at the publicist Who Lines all that up And she was on the floor She had just lost all She had curled up in the fetal position

She had fallen on the floor Remember how big Coda and Catha Hoda I heard somebody in one of their mic ears Say we need a commercial Break to anything cut.

We did it even when we were on the plane. Well, then all the way home, Willie was still talking about it. And we're still talking about it. That was years ago. And we're not doing any more morning shows either. So we haven't been invited. For some reason, they quit inviting dad onto the Today Show.

There's a thing about the audience. I'm not sure of the audience of Kathy Lee and Hoda at 10 o'clock on a weekday morning, but it's probably not the audience that's wanting to hear hail of gunfire. with your dogs, attacking people's right, eating people's legs if you're wanting to rape or pillage like we're viking.

We can't even say that now without every one of us laughing. Well, and dad got the most tickle when Willie was doing it in the car. I mean, we get on the plane. Dad was the most tickle. He was kind of kidding. I mean, we're all jokes of saying.

He's kind of kidding, but not really. But people, if you don't know him and you look at him and you hear this, you're thinking this guy's nuts. And you see his weapon right beside his recliner. So I don't know that it was. Basically, the AR is hanging in every picture. But if you tell him.

I mean, just have the thought that somebody's, you know, here to rape and pillage, like they jumped off a Viking ship off the Wachita River to come and we finally found the place we wanted to get to. They landed up the river. We landed here. We jumped the gates. We hurled fireballs over the fence. And we're here to rape and pillage Phil Robertson's property. That would be the wrong place to come to for any Norsemen heading down here in North Louisiana.

Just in case the Vikings are reintegrating. And you know, he does now have body armor. Really? TMI. TMI. He wears body armor now. Well, if he's in a bad situation with all those people that are coming to pillage and rape and do all the women. He's got like a Kevlar vest or something?

He wears under his shirt jacket. I didn't know that. Yeah. He was ready. He's ready. He's ready. So they wear. I hope when I get to that age, I'm like, you know what?

I'm just not going to wear the Kevlar. You know, like, if it happens, it happens. It's a great story. You know, I'll go out on top and took the high road, you know. I'd be hiding out. I'm not suiting up, you know, and helmeting up just to go to church. I mean, if I was. For my one time a week.

Yeah. If I was in the military, okay, on the police force yet, but, you know, somebody's just random. after me. I'm like, what did they shoot me in the head? You know, I had a realization, well, we were traveling on the book tour this year that dad, you know, unless Dan or mom brings him food from town, he doesn't know what's there because he only comes on Sunday and he's out of there. And so he had his first chick-fil-a sandwich in an airport just this last year, earlier this year, you know, spicy chicken

salmon. And I had bought it for him, so he's eating and he's halfway through and he looks to me and said, oh, that's the best chicken sandwich I ever had. And it was funny because it was like, it was a realization that Chick-fil-A makes a really good spicy chicken sandwich. I was like, have you ever had one for a day? And he said, I don't think I have it. Because Sunday is the only day he comes to town. So how would he ever know? I forget that myself.

He misses the normal things. That's what I'm saying. Kanye was right to write a song about the Chick-fil-A sandwich. That's right. We've talked about Kanye on our podcast. So look, so this is sort of our year in reviews. So I want you, Willie, so I wanted to talk about you had the most new additions in the family this year, which was an interesting. I mean, it's the whole Robertson family that had the additions, but they all came through your family this year.

We had two babies and a-expanding. And a husband. Two babies and a son-in-law, yeah. Yeah, that's right. That makes you seem older. How are they doing, by the way? What's it been? And the two babies were not the new son-in-law, so that was separate families.

So I'll just keep that straight. You have John Luke. John Luke and Mary Kate have birthed a child, John Shepard, who we, who have nicknamed Baby Squeaky. He's got kind of a squeaky cry. Maybe squeaky. That was the second. And he'll be that from now on, by the way, because what's really tough. It's the nickname for Zane, which is.

Yeah. The Zane is where Rebecca and John Reed is the juju man or the juju boy, according to how he's acting. And so, yeah, both just got dedicated with little spring. at their at their other families churches and so we had that we had fun with that so I so I reminded you juju who's 11 months old that he you know now he's in this new relationship with the lord we we kept him a couple of nights a couple of nights ago this is post conversion right and he's like a dedication he had he had he still got demons in him I've never we're going to talk about spoiled rotten kid doesn't want to lay down by himself and so Corey is going to

try to hold him and so we put him down and I mean whoa I mean it was quite a statement but I need to follow up the baptism with an exorcism of the crying for like two hours why don't you get them that book for uh Christmas baby wise no you know they're they're hey I took you can do that you can that's fine you can do it but when they go over to someone else's house it's going to be trouble so uh or anywhere they're awesome they're good he doesn't kid doesn't like to lay down by himself but Yeah, we have juju and Squeaky are in the family. Do you have a nickname for Christian? Christian does not have a name.

It's kind of hard to give a guy a nickname that's named Christian. Well, his name is Christian, and he's from Niceville, Florida. He's a Niceville Christian. The joke he made about Niceville, they were actually from him. No, it's a town council. He thought he was a kiddie. His name is Christian. He's the nicest guy ever, you know.

He is a Christian. I actually baptized him. I baptized him. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. They all had this. A lot of water stuff. He says he's a sharp-dressed man.

I mean, how does that work? The first time you meet him, they're like, here's my guy I want to go out with. His name is Christian, and he's from Niceville. Yeah. Did you say no, for real? No, that's what they. Oh, I did give him a nickname for a second. Oh, shoot, I'll think of in a second.

But Sadie did not want that one. Oh, Nervis Purvis. That was. He got nervous over something, and so I caught him nervous pervers and said he was like, oh, no, don't let him hang that one on you. So, Will, we taught the first time we recorded the podcast after the wedding, we talked about it kind of gave our perspective to our audience. But I wanted to know y'all's perspective because y'all weren't, obviously, on the podcast,

about the wedding itself because I won't say what we said. So what was your take on, I'll let you go first, because Will had to pay for it. Do you remember it? I'm not that old. I think it's the most beautiful wedding that's ever been here in this town or this parish. I mean, it just tops them all. From your perspective. How many weddings have you been to in this parish?

Well, I don't know, but that's the fanciest one I've ever been to right there. You went to aisles. Yeah, you went to mine. Better than dad. Dad wasn't there. So what was dad's line on the wedding? Because mom was worried about dad. She always words about whether he's going to come or not.

And what was his line? I can do anything for an hour and a half. How did you know that? Do you know what his response was to me when we were leaving? He asked me to walk him out, which was really weird. He said, can you get me out of here? Because he couldn't find the way with all the teams. He was lost.

He was lost in your backyard. He was lost in my house. He was lost. And he was like, can you get me out of here? And so we're walking out. And he said, hey, Jason. He said, I think this was a little much. Yeah, but he was one that came in and talked to John Fultz about all the food and all that.

Yeah, he enjoyed it when he was there. He really did. Which, by the way, for those of you around the country, Willie's chef that was in charge of the food is one of the most famous Louisiana chefs we have. He was on TV for years. He's amazing. He still is. He still is.

But, I mean, has amazing restaurants. So, I mean, like, when Willie does something, it's full. That gave me that cookbook that's like this thick. It would take you like a year to read it. I've got them all, yeah. He was one of the probably that of all the famous people that I've met. I was probably the most excited by meeting chef John Folles. He really is a likable fella.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. He's not just a good cook. He's a great guy. First time he met him, Willie, he was up cooking at Willie's house for a charity thing. He's the first person. ever used my side. And then I know he's, and he autographed that this is by my cabinets. Yeah. And I told Corey and she goes, please tell me it was the

inside of the cabinet, not the outside. Because you know how it's how it signed that I was. So. Was it the inside? Yeah, it was the inside. Yeah, it was inside. Yeah, it was on the outside. That would, so you can see. See, we would have a lot. I thought that would have been. It was a brand new. It was a brand new. It was a brand new kitchen. So, yeah, John did. So I caught him. I've done a couple of his charity things. And so, yeah, that was the card I've been waiting to play. And he came up. And I

thought it was great. It was incredible. And the best part was when you and the family started dancing. Tell about that. Now mom's interviewed me. Yeah. Well, okay, we started dancing. Go ahead and take it, Mom. You're in charge down. Tell me how you fell about that. Okay. Have you talked to them since? I don't, I can believe you did. Yeah. Christian. Yeah, they're at my house right now. So really, that's weird. They are. No, it's Christmas. Well, they're here to Christmas. Oh, that's right. It's Christmas time. He's graduating. He's at Auburn University. He's going to go back and finish up.

I think he's in business management. So, yeah, they just got back from him. He's at Auburn. That's perfect. He's at Auburn. Did y'all watch the game together? That game? No.

No, we did not. Did you send him a text? I can't remember. How can you not do that? I didn't have to read that in. Yeah, it was an awesome game. Well, he and I talked about it. I'm trying to start the relationship all positive.

Oh, I thought I'd just be. I'd just ragging him. Plus, I know how. college football goes you know that's just you can turn around real quickly on you and then let me tell you you're the guy getting all the text this is our year this this is the year but no as far as the wedding goes uh with with phil so we were going to get phil to lead a prayer and then john howard my father-in-law to lead a prayer so there was some uh debate over where they should be and i said let's make sure phil is first that way i was panicked he was going to hear something in

the wedding that he felt like he needed to respond to like fantasy football right so something may not have been said quite like he believes or thinks so i said just let him right off the bat do it that way he doesn't have like you know the minister said this and this is totally wrong and um so we so we decided that it ended up being the most perfect situation off a really bad situation because you know let's be honest we spared no expense on this wedding it was a big thing and uh every thing was top notch, except for one thing, which is very critical, even as we're speaking now, how critical it is, sound. And so when Phil got the microphone, nothing.

And which we were so glad it was Phil because I look, because Sadie was really nervous. And then when Phil starts, feels like, I don't need a microphone. So Phil starts yelling, which he likes doing. Yeah, which it was hard to hear him even with him yelling. Because the venue was so big, like probably halfway back, nobody from the back half, even with him. I heard him crank it up. So he starts, yeah, well, then Sadie starts laughing. And I was like, this is perfect.

Yeah, because it kind of. It's perfect that's now say he's laughing and we're not on, you know. Until the sound kicked in. Yeah. Then the sound kicked in. But do you notice when the sound kicked in, Phil kept hollering. Oh, yeah. Phil still yelling.

I mean, I thought he was like. He's dogging the sound guy, which I love you know, like these sound guys. But look, he dogged the sound guy in the prayer. So he closed it with a prayer. He's like, Lord, you know, these sound people in his prayer. And he's like, I mean, I'm not going to yell because I don't know if this thing is coming back on. He's like doing a play-by-play in the prayer. He's the friend-ness prayer, remember.

Oh, it was. Jason and I was sitting next to Jay's. We were laughing so hard. Missy was squeezing me, like, keep quiet. I'm like, my dad is literally sending the sound man to hell as we. speak in the prayer not laugh. Now what I thought was interesting, Sadie just reminded me of this yesterday because I totally, to be honest, I really wasn't paying attention to everything Phil

was saying in the moment because I'm standing there waiting to give her away. So I wasn't like locked in on it like from a seat. Like we were. But Sadie said, well, yeah, I was wondering how about Phil the passage he read was it's better not to marry. And I was like, I didn't even pay attention. And she goes, yeah, it was kind of weird that he led with, well, it's better not to marry if you want to go by the Bible. But hey, if you want to have a big shindig like this and get married, yeah, hey, do whatever you're going to do.

So I say, D-Dicked up, even in her nervousness, she picked up on the awkwardness that I said, well, I don't, yeah. The verse actually says, but since there's so much immorality, you should. You know what's weird? After he said this is a little over the top, the sound man comes to me and Phil, because I guess he's like, hey those looked like a couple of guys of the family because i never met him and he's like hey hey and phil's like yeah what you got he said i was the sound man and phil went oh he said i just want to apologize you know for you know that was a debacle and phil's like yep you need to try to figure out something else to do he was probably he was probably trying to get back in dad's good graces

after dad sending him to hell during the prayer. Well, Phil was basically telling him your career is over. Because there were a lot of people here with money, and they're never going to hire you. Yeah, you're never, you won't put that on your resume. Yeah. But, you know, they did get that lined out, which was great. They did about halfway through it. Yeah, the rest that was good.

But I tell you, Will, one thing we said about it was, not only was it obviously beautiful and all that, but it was one of the most, if not the most spiritual wedding I've ever been to. I mean start to finish. Jason and I talked about it, sort of commented on it throughout the whole thing. I love communion. They took communion. I love what they wrote to each other.

It was very Jesus-centered. And you couldn't even like make it up. It was so authentic and real. Well, you know what the preacher told Phil is he came up to him and he said, number one, when I saw you come in with the Bible, he said, I thought he brought a Bible to a wedding. That's wonderful. But he told Phil.

He said, I loved your prayer. I'll take my Bible wherever I go. I know. Because we were instructed to by dad. Yeah. And you know what? He said, I loved your words. And I know you're a man that studies the Bible every day.

He said, I just want to tell you that I'm grateful. But I should have known that after knowing the rest of the family. And by the way, Louis Giglio did it. And so those of you that, you know, know about him, know how good he is. But if you don't, Google him, because this. guys amazing. Passion City, Atlanta, Georgia. He's incredible. Yeah, he and Sadie and Shelley, his wife, they've been great friends. He's asked her to speak. And actually, next week, right after the big game at the Georgia Dome. Are you going to go to the game?

I am going to the game. Oh, awesome. Oh, yeah. I'm going. Right after that, two days later, Sadie is actually speaking at Passion at the same place. And moms, you're going this year? Yes. Which is excited. I love here. Yeah, I got my tickets. and yeah, I'm going to the game. So let's talk about LSU a minute because the way this is working out, we're recording on Monday, which is release on Sunday the day after the game.

So none of us are, as we're talking about it, we don't know what's going to happen on Saturday. I think we know what's going to happen. Well, I feel good about it. I quit doubting LSU at some point this season and just started enjoying it. And every bit of... I'm concerned about 22 not playing a lair.

But I've noticed this week there's at least four defensive starts. starters for Oklahoma, which already was not the best deal. You know, I saw that. I'm like, for smoking weed? I mean, you're potentially going to make millions of dollars you're playing for national championship. And you can't get the drug test in order during the playoffs? I mean, can we not lay off a week?

I'm trying to figure where Jason was going. I thought you were like, smoking weed. I thought he was going to be like, for smoking weed? Come on, man. Come on. Everybody smokes weed. I'm like, why are you smoking weed when you know? Okay.

So you're saying they shouldn't have smoked the weed, not. It's a bad rule to smoke the weed. I realize they're legally. I didn't know. It's not. I wouldn't share it first. I'm saying you'll miss out on a national championship or possibly a pro career. I mean, because this does you damage, you know, because now you have character issues.

Just because you can't say no in a, you know, dorm, you know, with, hey, man, smoke the, I mean, you know, you know the rules. I mean, I just. I didn't. I wasn't up on this information. Oh, yeah. Some people got suspended. I don't know. One of their stars.

Yeah, four of their stars. Only one of them. Their best. Their best edge rusher and now their best cornerbath, that was today, are both out. Oh, for smoking weed. That's what the Internet says, so take that for what it. Sooners. Sooners.

I do love Jalen Hurts. And before somebody types in, I'm sure LSU has had players. Hey, Honey Badger got busted for smoking fake weed. That's right. He didn't even do the real weed. We lost him a whole season over that. But I'm saying, you know, what are you doing? You know, it's funny, Jay.

Guys, these kids are in college. I mean, I'm not just saying these are. I'm just saying if your whole dream, whether you're a believer or not, if your whole dream is to make millions of dollars in the NFL. Oh, I still think they're. Small list of rules. Well, you think they're not going to have a chance now? Well, look at Ryan Perilu.

I mean, he's like the greatest recruit ever. What happened to him? Did you know that? Stock and shells somewhere. This year, for the first time. There's anything wrong with that. No, that's good. For the first time ever in the NFL, they just shifted on their,

substance abuse policy about testing that marijuana is out now because there's so many states where it's legal so basically they jettison that out of their so now even when they test that's not a part of the testing more so i think that's where it's going well no matter what i mean there's going to be rules in college for sure that um you know that you're going to have to you know abide by sorry i mean um i just i mean no matter what they're whether it's showing up on time whether it's you know and so i appreciate link and rale and whoever whoever whoever making those decisions say hey because that's not an easy call yeah I think it comes out though they do a drug test not I mean the drug test is by somebody else you fail it oh you're out

well that's how we lost our linebacker before the Alabama game which he's trying to come back but well you can I think he's out is that right yeah I mean his was uh divinity divinity divinity yeah well he's been out for a few games but no it's because of substance abuse he kept Every time they would test him, you know, he kept coming up. So here's the message. Kids, stop doing drugs. Well, of course. Stay in school.

Stay in school. Well, it makes you scared of going to college. That's true. That's what kept Kay out of college right there. It just scared her too much. I took two courses at Louisiana Tech. And at the end, my teacher called me for a special meeting. And he said, I want you to know there are so many.

good jobs that you don't require a college support. And he said, Kay, maybe you should smoke weed. Maybe that's... No. And Jay's followed in your footsteps because that's how many college courses you took. Yeah, and I took first aid and golf. And he didn't even finish him. That was the worst.

I went out there to share Jesus, but, you know, they ran me off. First time I tried to do it. And they're like, you have to be a student. So I took golf. You had just graduated from seminary. Just so they honest. Why didn't you finish it? We paid for it.

You didn't even finish. Because I was out there sharing Jesus with people. I wasn't worried about. Yeah, God forbid doing both. You know. How do you pass bowling and golf and share the golf? That's impossible. I think my two classes were first aid and golf.

I know. I failed. I failed both of them. Chase said it was just too much. I mean, you know, I hope there's not an mercy on the golf course. James would be like, I took the first week. I don't know what to do after this. You know what?

I actually never showed. not far glass. Oh my goodness. Well, I kept, I would be going somewhere and I'd meet somebody. And next thing you know, we're, you know, catching frogs down in the pond behind the campus. But I never knew that about the two classes. I just made that link.

So it's funny because you said Jays was the hardest for you to get along with when we were growing up. Is that still a true statement? He would say that because he'd say, I argued with you all the time. But he argued with me. And anyway, he was. three when he started. Well, that's really

giving me a lot of credibility because at that stage, I think you should have taken control. Well, if you still are, you're so dominant even at three years old. He was a dominant three-year-old. He was a problem.

Hey, plus we were poor, Kay. Yeah. We were. We were just trying to survive. That's right. We needed some courses on conflict. resolution, anger management.

Yeah, because I'd go in there and wake you up and then you just said, leave me alone. Well, you have to wake up to go to school. And then you'd say, I have to think about it first. And you'd just sit there and stare for like 15 minutes. Have you heard of this book called Baby Wiles? I didn't know anything about that. I like how Jason is saying, well, we needed a course on this and books,

and he couldn't make it through golf and first aid in college. So, like, that's impressive. So now you're saying, I went into to reach the books and take some courses. And see, we got that in common. I took them. Well, that's what I'm making a bond here for you. And I made an A D. Tell the truth.

What was your classes? Typing in shorthand. Since this is, the name of this podcast is unashamed, I'm going to give you a verse that's profound since you are making fun of my education. Is this the end of it or you? No. We're almost done. Oh, okay. Acts 4.

He's wrapping this up with this person. Where is that word? Acts 4.13, it says when they saw the courage of Peter and John, because I've been thinking you're referencing my courage. And realize that they were unschooled, ordinary men, they were astonished. And they took note that these men had been with Jesus. Well, I'm John. I couldn't pass either. So how can I be talking about you when I'm saying the same thing about myself?

Well, if we're on the same team here, why are you concluding the point of that is that you're dumb? No, the point of that is... No, I have a PhD in life's experiences and relationships. That's just a nice way to say you're doing. No, you're just an older woman, Kay. That's... But now, now, well, let's go ahead and give it to Al too. Al sadly is what you guys couldn't do like two classes.

He's two classes short of a degree. That's right. So he did the reverse. He went all the way where it's like, all right, you got over 20 years. One class to go. And I was like, no, I'm good. Well, I mean, at that time, I got hired full time at the church and, you know, started preaching. And one of these days, I'm going to go back and tie that up.

Well, I'm trying to tell you why I'm reading that verse. Because when I was on the campus, that was part of my presentation. They were like, do you go into class? I was like, no. Because if you can't figure out how to get your mistakes forgiven or get your body out of the ground, that's just stupid. I know. Now, I'm going to say this.

That's the most important. But if you paid money and you started, why not finish? Because I didn't care about money at that point in my life. Who paid? You pay care now? Yeah, I paid. I had no money, but I borrowed it from friendly finance. Probably.

At 19% interest. She paid 25% interest for you to not finish. Way to make a good investment there. I have a really disturbing question. Did you ever pay that off? I did. Okay, well, great. I did.

She traded. I probably did. Look, don't worry. She traded Dad's wedding room for it. She traded Dad's wedding room for it. You're all good, down. That's true. And besides, when Willie made money, I borrowed from him.

Thank you. Well, look, we're all godly. we're all been successful, we'll give him the praise. Willie, to give him credit, he is the only one with a legitimate real college degree out of your four sons. Daddy had a master. And dad had a master. I don't put a whole lot of stock in the college degree.

I'm just saying. Oh, I'll tell me, yeah, man. You need to look at my degree because I have a non-certified P.E. degree. Boo, that's what I mean. And Willie has really used that P.E. degree to full force in his success. Let's let yourself go. So I don't get your point. That is realistic that if you graduate college, your children are way more likely to graduate college.

And I was like, well, I can finish this. So I knocked it out and got it. And Phil had a degree and I had mine. I had two degrees. And Phil has two. Thank you. And so. But he said when I was commercial fishing, I thought, now what good is this college degree doing?

That's what he said. But then when he went later in life and started speaking, Then it does. Then it helps. Yes. I tell you what a college degree does. It helps you to finish task. And so I've hired a bunch of people who have not had degrees and had degrees.

Most of the time, the people who have the college degree are better at finishing a task because they had to finish task after task after task. And I've always thought it helps you from all my years in college to work a system, which, you know, does help you in the long run, the idea about business and everything else. Because you learn how to navigate. Of course you don't learn everything. and they're trying to put into you in the moment all the facts, but you learn how to navigate and get through, you know.

Noah Webster. Education is useless without the Bible. There you go to that Bible school, and I will admit, that did help me. Yes, it did. And Willie went for here. See, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

You got a finished task. Which is what's weird is I went there because I was in love with a girl. So. Why did you go? Why did you go? Who I married. She is my wife. So I won.

When? I was just trying to learn the Bible. I never knew that, Jay's. I thought a whole time you went just to learn the Bible. We just learned something new. Because he loved the woman who wasn't there. Who wasn't there? She wasn't there.

She was going to go to a Christian college. And I didn't want to go to college. But they said since it was a Christian college, if you go to the Bible school, which is local, you can transfer there and be a junior. And I thought, well, I'll go there for two years if I have to. Because I wasn't sure what she was going to, you know, she was like. You were thinking about transferring to college?

I was going to if she didn't stay here. I'll probably have to have a mistake because no matter what they told you, none of that stuff transferred. That's what they told me. Because I did transfer to Christian College. So all those 80 Bible hours I had and I went to a Christian college, they wouldn't accept any. Until 20 years.

It's a 10 years later, a new law in Texas, because mine did. So I wanted to get a bachelor's in ministry. So that was the plan. But it took 20 years for it to happen. So you got some kind of bootleg? I figured out the, he gained the system. I gained it. I took two courses online and then wound up.

So you have a degree. I have a degree. Technically, I have a degree. My Bible degree translated into a bachelor's, which could put me in any master's program. But you got a member too. That degree is BS. I'm going to tell you that. The class is a BS degree.

The classes we took were, I mean, some of them were like regular. Remember, we took English. Oh, yeah, Greek. Well, hang on. What we did at the seminary was way harder than anything I took in college. Oh, I know. Now, albeit it, it was a non-certified ped degree. But, I mean, that was really hard.

Intest. That's what I'm saying. College was easy. Because we went to school every day. I went to college and took golf in first day, but I was so. You didn't go to class. That didn't. count.

Well, he played gone. Paid the money. I really didn't play golf. No, he said he paid the money. He said she paid the money. She paid the money. He was 18 years old. I worked for them for like 10 years for nothing.

I mean, it was like severance pay. I think we all did. Who did? Raise your hand if they didn't have to you. She would say, you know, when you need some money. You had to hold the checks, remember? I held a month. Then Willie lost half of it.

Well, what about the? the ones that you said hold it for this day and then I went that day and it bounced. Well, you didn't hold it. I told you to hold it. No, I held it to the day and then it still bounced. And so I called and it still mounts and you went, oh, I'll give you another one. Kay, how did you run that business with that D and typing and shorthand? And then ran this giant business. Yeah, thank you. All right. So I'm about I've quoted that one verse. You got the one verse. So look, thanks. Thanks. Thanks, Mom.

Thanks Willie for being on our year-in special. I don't think I've laughed this hard since the last time Willie was on. But we'll be back next year. Well, I've got to tell you, you have to honor your mom, my dad. That's Ephesians. Are you telling us?

Is that the audience? Is that the audience? That's my boys and everybody. I always remember that I've told you. If you quote a verse, I'm always going to agree with you. I know. And you'll remember my birthday, won't you?

I did. Thank you. you're bitter about that guy you came over to my house on your birthday well i thought that might help you're like why haven't you called i'm like well it's because you just walked in you're here it's in the middle of the day and really got the days mixed up no i called you actually this morning hoping you got the days mixed up i knew i was tardy but i thought you may not i didn't know what point of your mental state you would be in and i was hoping you would think it was your birthday but no you know i do get the days we know but that was my i i remembered on time thank you

okay that was over at noon i'm saying on your birthday that is not enough time to qualify i'm the only person that does a birthday tour on her birthday she came in her why didn't you come out of my house yeah i was coming to your house and then we ran out of time i had to go eat for what a kid you She had to go eat. She came into my house and said, did you forget my birthday? I was like, it's noon. Like he is going to remember day. He and I live 100 yards apart and somehow you ran out of time at noon.

To go eat. To go eat. She couldn't cross that last hundred yards. You couldn't just walk over in the yard. Look, here's the deal. Somebody said that Corey left and I had a luncheon. gauge. I just need to fade out of this.

Just fade out. At some point, we just have to end it. So, hey, thanks to all the listeners. Thanks for a great year. We look forward to you guys next year. And I may win. There's a chance. We'll tell you next year.

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