Unchained - Meltem Demirors and Jill Carlson on the Sh*tcoin Waterfall - Ep.74
Episode Date: July 31, 2018In this hilarious skeptics' episode, Meltem Demirors, chief strategy officer of CoinShares, and Jill Carlson, an independent consultant, explain why they think crypto needs fewer moral arguments and m...ore empirical evidence, and how there's too much focus on financial engineering, but not enough focus on winning hearts and minds. They also explain why people are not machines where "you put in a token and get out an action," what the "sh*tcoin waterfall" is, and why cryptoeconomics isn't anything new. Plus, they give their tips for working in the space. Thank you to our sponsors! DACC: https://www.digitalassetcustody.com Preciate: https://preciate.org/recognize/ Quantstamp: https://quantstamp.com Episode links: Meltem on Twitter: https://twitter.com/melt_dem On Medium: https://medium.com/@Melt_Dem Jill on Twitter: https://twitter.com/_jillruth AirTM: https://www.airtm.io Fat protocols thesis: http://www.usv.com/blog/fat-protocols Amber Baldet's tweet about the finger guns guy: https://twitter.com/amberbaldet/status/1006286345122275331 Meltem's tips on working in crypto: https://medium.com/@Melt_Dem/so-you-want-to-work-in-crypto-57961ca074c4 Jill's tips on working for yourself: https://medium.com/@jillcarlson/working-alone-165ababeafc2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today's show is The Skeptics Episode Part 2, and my guests are Meltem DeMirr's chief strategy officer
for coin shares and Jill Carlson, an independent consultant.
Welcome, Meltem and Jill.
Thanks, Laura. Great to be here.
Hi, Laura. Hi, Jill.
For listeners who didn't catch my first skeptics episode with Preston Byrne and Angela Walsh,
I urge you all to check it out. I'll link to it in the show notes.
This crypto downturn has sparked some hilarious commentary on Twitter from Melton and Jill,
so I figured it was a good time for a second skeptics episode.
Meltem, you were a guest on the podcast previously,
but for those you haven't heard that episode, and also because the Cryptospace move so fast,
and you've been up to new things. Why don't you tell us about your background and what you do in the space?
Absolutely. I'd love to. And thanks for having me again, Laura. And thanks for coming up with this
skeptics episode. I guess I'm proud to be a skeptic alongside my good friend, Jill. So I got into
crypto through Bitcoin. I went down the proverbial Bitcoin rabbit hole as so many of us did in 2012.
I actually got into Bitcoin because I started using it. And as I started using it, I was really
blown away by the implications that open permissionless financial mechanisms and financial
systems could have for people all over the world. I was in graduate school at MIT at the time,
getting my MBA and studying fintech and quantity to finance. And as I was leaving graduate school,
I thought about going and working at a fintech startup or in venture. And that just really didn't
seem as interesting as crypto. I met Barry Silbert, who was starting to work on this idea called
digital currency group. We teamed up, spent three years there helping to build and grow that
company, the portfolio of companies in the cryptocurrency and blockchain technology space that we
invested in, left in January to invest on my own via personal investing vehicle called Athena Capital,
which now has two dozen portfolio companies, which I'm really excited about. And in May,
I joined coin shares, which is a digital asset management firm to focus on bringing new products
and services to the crypto asset management space, primarily focusing on financial management
practices and treasury services for crypto firms and ICOs.
Yeah, and the CEO of that company, Danny Masters, actually was also a previous guest
on the podcast, although he spoke about the topic of the Bitcoin ETF, which just feels like
ages ago in the crypto space.
As we all know, it did not get approval from the SEC, so I don't know if people will want
to go back and listen to that show, but I should have him back on the show because he's actually
super interesting guy. So Jill, let's turn to you. You were also a previous guest on my other
podcast unconfirmed, but we actually didn't dive too deeply into your background. So why don't you
tell us how you got into crypto and what you do in the space? Yeah, and thanks again, Laura,
for having us on. I started out my career on Wall Street, where I was trading emerging markets
debt. And unlike Meltem, I didn't get into crypto by using it myself, but I
thought into it through some friends of mine who were also working on Wall Street, but who were
based down in Argentina, which was a regime that had capital controls and all kinds of very
restrictive economic policies in place at the time. And they were the ones who were using Bitcoin.
This is back in 2013. And they, of course, called me up and were very excited to tell me all about
it, how they could get their money offshore for the first time and get what felt closer to
dollar exposure for them for the first time in about a decade. And that was kind of the lightning
bolt moment for me where I first understood, you know, okay, there's actually a compelling
use case to this thing I've been hearing about. At the time, you know, it was just starting to
creep into the mainstream media. So bought some at the time, rode the wave up in 2013, felt like a
huge genius for about six months, and then felt like a total idiot in 2014 when that first
type cycle got washed out. But it was really that experience actually of losing money that made me
kind of go back to the books and say, okay, I actually have no idea what I invested in here.
Let me learn some more about it. That's when I fell down, as Melton calls it, the proverbial rabbit
hole. I was applying the graduate school at the time to study political economics. And by the time
I got there, I was absolutely hell-bent on writing my dissertation, doing research.
on Bitcoin instead of the somewhat dry economic research I had applied to do. Wound up doing that.
Following that, I got a job at a startup in the Bay Area working on kind of the enterprise blockchain
side of things, chain, for those of you who might be familiar with it. And then I've spent the last
year freelancing working independently. I started out helping out some friends who had just
run an ICO and have gone on to work with a whole bunch of companies in the space on kind of
the business strategy side of things. So this is going to be a super broad question, but I know you guys
have so many interesting thoughts on what's going on in the space now, but I just want to start
with kind of like a high level overview from each of you of what your main takes are in terms of
like what is going right and what's going wrong in crypto. Well, I can kick that off and
Jill, you can chime in.
Take it away.
I know you're not shy.
So I think the biggest problems are focused really on moving beyond speculation into actual
utilization.
And to me, there's also a lot going on around winning hearts and minds that just hasn't
started to happen yet.
So the things that I just see that I'm concerned about is the need for actual proof of
product market fit.
So we all talk about how amazing.
Bitcoin is, how amazing Ethereum is, how amazing all these protocols are and how they're going to
change the world. But we've seen zero actual adoption outside of speculation. I think the usage
numbers on DAPs are extremely low right now. And while I think everyone fully appreciates this
technology is experimental, I think the amounts of money that people are raising this idea of
quote unquote fat protocols and the need to incentivize developers is something that's gotten
completely out of control and completely bastardized to a degree where it's really, really just
disgusting. The sheer insanity of the ICO fundraisers we're seeing is just ridiculous. Did EOS need to
raise $4 billion with this really problematic structure they have? Did Telegram need to raise
$1.7 billion kick, which is the messaging app, they raised a bunch of money with their
ICO and now they're not going to do any blockchain thing with it.
These structures are so problematic.
The disconnect between valuations and actual public markets is horrendous and retail investors,
other ones that are losing out.
And so everyone loves to talk about how decentralization is democratizing access to finance
when really it's just the rich getting richer.
And I'd love to talk a bit about the coin waterfall, which is basically my thesis that I'm
working on backing up with research around how capital really slows into ICOs early on.
All of the smart money, quote unquote, or privileged insiders, get access to these tokens at
massive discounts.
And then there's massive waterfall where they just dump further and further downstream and
make lots of money while retail loses out.
And then I think there's just this massive disconnect between the way we speak about this
technology.
We speak about it in terms of creating this new paradigm, in terms of creating new markets,
new business models, but we're still using old finance ideas to try to capitalize it.
So crypto hedge funds, venture firms, nothing that we're doing on the capitalization side is
really new. And to me, that's a massive missed opportunity to actually do something innovative,
which is why I'm spending a lot of time at CoinShare thinking about new models to financially
sort of motivate people, but also to capitalize these ecosystems in a manner that's actually
compatible with the overall ethos of cryptocurrencies. So I will leave it at that and pass it to Jill.
Yeah, I mean, not to be boring, but I agree with a lot of what Melton just said. I think that
there is a dynamic at the moment in which the market is completely and utterly over its skis.
In terms of valuations, yes, we've had a whatever it is, 70 plus percent retracement on
Ethereum and Bitcoin, things like this. But nonetheless, you know, looking at the valuations for
these things, whether it's the private deal flow that, you know, is going around or the public
token markets, the valuations are just insane for the level of product market fit that we have
with any of this. And yes, it's early days. Yes, you know, we're building out the protocols.
were a long way away from having good end-user products.
And it's not just about usage of DAPs.
I would say that Bitcoin is an end-user product of blockchain technology
that has been around for a decade at this point.
And who's using it?
You know, okay, sure, people are using it as speculation.
The odd person is using it to buy things off of the dark web.
But, you know, you always hear,
And I said this when I was last on you always hear people say, oh, well, you know, for people in China, you know, trying to get their money offshore for people in Venezuela using the store of value.
That's not happening at scale.
And so we have all of these hypotheses about where there might be product market fit with this.
But we've yet to see that really take off.
And we have yet to see people in earnest working on it because the lowest hanging fruit and the, the lowest hanging fruit.
the way to be most successful and the way to capitalize on what's going on is not to do the hard
work of driving adoption. It's to just write up a white paper and go pound some pavement around
the angel investing community of Silicon Valley and raise a $5 million, you know, free
ICO deal and then go out into the market and raise, whether it's $200 million or $4 billion
from the rest of the investing community for a token that may or may not have any utility
to it. And so, you know, I think that there's this notion, again, that, well, you know, we're in
the early days and right now, you know, these things are being targeted at developers. Developers are
not the end user of your product. Maybe they're the end user of, you know, the developer platform.
There's certainly the end user of, you know, something like Ethereum and, you know, obviously
building out smart contracts and DAPs, et cetera. But if it's just developers all the way down,
you don't actually get anywhere. You don't actually drive any fundamental value. You have to have
end users of the DAP or of the token or of whatever it is that you're creating. And right now,
we're just a very long way away from that still.
Okay. Yeah, I agree with a lot of what you're saying. And yet at the same time,
because of some pretty well-known theories around how new technologies develop, particularly
I'm thinking of Carlotta Perez's book, Technological Revolutions and Financially Capital,
I do feel like this is not particular to the crypto space and that a lot of this is,
just the way a lot of these revolutions happen. So do you, do you guys agree with that?
Or do you feel like this is different? I think I'll start. I think that that's true.
I think that this is part and parcel to the way that technological revolutions happen.
I think that the magnitude of what we see going on is compounded by a few different factors,
but the one that I'll focus on here is just the market as a whole, where we've had this dynamic now for the last,
10 years or so where central banks are just pumping liquidity into the market as a whole. And that
has taken a search for yield to its logical conclusion, which includes, you know, people just
throwing their money into cryptocurrencies and tokens that we're not sure have any fundamental value
to a degree that I don't think that we would see otherwise. We might have seen this kind of
hype bubble occur, but the magnitude of it is concerning to me.
Melton.
And I'll just echo what Jill said.
I think we are in a market where everything feels overvalued.
We look at the Dow Jones.
You know, we broke 25,000.
People thought that would be the top, but we continue to run.
We look at markets.
People are looking for momentum.
People are looking for yield.
People are looking for new opportunities, new strategies.
and everything in our world right now is really over, it feels overvalued.
And so when you have this massive pile of money that's been created, which by the way,
I love it when people say, oh, well, crypto, you're just making magical internet money.
Well, guess what government can do?
They print magical paper money.
So I think the parallels are kind of interesting.
But I do think the macro environment is something that we sometimes forget in the crypto space.
I think overall, one of the biggest criticisms that I would levy against just the crypto ecosystem
overall, myself included at times.
And I think Jill and I often have conversations one-on-one when we spend time together
where we try to help each other stay cognizant of this is we're operating in a very localized
context.
There's a San Francisco crypto community that has its own kind of belief.
It's very tribal.
There's a New York crypto community that's very tribal and has its own belief.
There's a Singapore community, Korea community, Berlin community, and there are all these little
sects and tribes in the crypto space.
But I think what we always forget is there is a global macro context to all of this as well.
And that's what I think Jill is pointing out here in the broader context of what's happening
in financial markets, what's happening in political markets, what's happening socially in these
countries, we are seeing a populist uprising, we're seeing growing wealth inequality.
At the same time, increasing numbers of people are being lifted out of poverty.
More and more people are getting access to the Internet.
We're seeing the democratization of access to all sorts of resources happening in different places around the world.
I think these factors combined together have created a really interesting dynamic.
And we see these factors play out in the crypto community where our channel for discourse is Twitter.
Our channel for information sharing is medium.
Our channel for engineering work, our channel for sharing technical innovation is GitHub, this idea that you can simply fork some code or simply write some lines of code on top of another protocol, i.e. Ethereum to create a new smart contract and create basically money out of thin air. All of these factors together, I think, are creating this perfect storm where we've created weapons of mass destruction when it comes to financial engineering.
To me, right now the phase we're in is a lot of the people that are in crypto right now
are either from the tech community or from the finance community.
And when you have finance people trying to grok tech and tech people trying to grok finance,
the end result is going to be a whole lot of financial engineering.
So as a result of that, I think what's being reflected in the crypto community right now
is largely focused on financial engineering.
And I've talked about this a lot in terms of artificial.
supply constraints and artificial demand curation, which I think is really interesting. But I think
for this to evolve, what we really need to think about is what is the social engineering that we need
to do? What is the political engineering that we need to do? What is the actual sort of user behavior
that we need to drive and change? And that, to me, is really a hearts and minds battle.
No one's really talking about that. That's really interesting. One thing, though, is that I know you guys
do see that there is a solid use case, which is store of value. And where are you seeing
that this really has the potential to take off? And I think, Jill, you mentioned that you are
even putting in some work to try to make that happen. Yeah. So, you know, not to sound like a broken
record here, but I think that in part, this is informed by my backstory of how I got into the
space where it was literally through some friends of mine living in Argentina who were
using Bitcoin to diversify out of the Argentine peso, which they'd previously been unable to do.
And now in Argentina, that's not an issue anymore.
They've had to change the president, et cetera.
But in Venezuela, it is a very serious issue where they're in real hyperinflationary mode right
now. We're talking quintuple digit percent inflation month over month. We're talking people not being
able to get just, you know, basic human goods, toilet paper. We're talking people literally resorting
to the barter economy, actually, you know, people bringing goods to exchange for services
because it's just, it's futile to try and use their local currency.
And so, yeah, I've basically taken the last couple of months to try and do a whole bunch of research about what is actually going on on the ground there.
There are some really interesting initiatives that a handful of companies and projects have undertaken to actually do the hard work of driving adoption.
And I've teamed up with a friend of mine, Alejandro Machado, and then also Zuko Wilcox and some others to start to do some research and to how.
we as a larger crypto community can support these initiatives and, you know, also maybe do some
work of our own in just how we can educate people in Venezuela and countries like Venezuela
about the other options that are out there for them if they do choose to diversify out of their local
currency. Have you come up with those strategies yet? Or is it still something to be worked out?
Working on it, it's a very complicated issue, as you can imagine, you know, not least of all
because of sort of dynamics of rules and regulations of dealing with countries like this,
both on their local government side, but also from the perspective of, you know, U.S. sanctions,
things like this.
But, you know, I think that what we've concluded is that it, there is a need for these
types of educational initiatives. As I said, there are some really interesting companies doing
work on the ground, specifically in Venezuela, a company called Airtm has done a lot of work.
They have about 20,000 daily active users of their wallet verified in Venezuela today.
This is a cryptocurrency wallet, sort of hybrid integrates with some of the banking system.
And so, you know, that's really encouraging to see something like that.
But there is definitely still, as I said, a gap in terms of educational initiatives, getting more people onboarded, ideally not just sort of the upper middle class too that has access, of course, to, you know, more resources around these things.
But also, you know, actually working on the democratization of finance, which is something that everyone loves to use as a buzzword in this space.
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We're banking the unbanked.
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I don't know.
Wait, Jill, I just want to piggyback off what Jill said
because I think Jill just raised some really important points here.
So to the point about actually doing research and gathering empirical evidence
and using a more formulaic and methodical and data-driven approach,
I think this is, to me, the next phase of spreading.
the virus.
There's a lot of hand waving that happens.
There's a lot of hand waving that happens where people like to get on stages.
And I love going to conferences where people will get on a stage.
They'll talk for 45 minutes.
And all they do is speak in platitudes.
Jill and I like to joke that we could literally write a telebook, just using quotes from people's talks or white papers.
And I really think in order for this technology to work, it has to do something.
something that's demonstrable, as it was saying. And so to me, really, the next phase of evolution
and the next phase of really reaching a broader market is gathering some of that empirical
evidence so that instead of standing on stages and hand-waving, we ensure that people actually
back up the claims and statements they're making with empirical evidence and also historical
context. This is not a new. Financial engineering is not a new thing. We've been doing it since the
dawn of history. This is my favorite thing. We've been doing it. This is my favorite thing is when people
tell me that, well, you know, with cryptocurrency now, there's going to be no way to enforce capital
controls. And like, financial engineering to get around capital controls has existed since capital
controls were developed as a policy. Like, there's nothing new under the sun. Yeah, and you're not
going to do it with crypto. The usage, you're going to do it at Goldsend and Shipping Morgan and
Dutchevarynged capital controls is not high at all. You know why? Because
people do it through other means of financial engineering that is actually much easier for them
to access still today.
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Well, real estate is number one because you literally need, you know, how you have to get KYC
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For real estate, there's no KYC AML.
So let me finish this thread.
So I think empirical evidence is massive.
And I think, again, we need to become more data-driven so that we can actually have
dispensable arguments.
The second component that I think is really important, which Jill was speaking about in regards to education and advocacy, to me, that really comes down to user experience.
And it comes down to the way we communicate.
The problem is that when people look at cryptocurrencies, and this is my favorite game to play with my friends, but also to play when I go to non-crypto events.
I do spend a lot of time in other ecosystems.
And I always like to ask people, well, I do actually.
I have a life, kind of.
So I like to ask people, what do you think of crypto?
And it's actually my favorite game to play with some of my friends who work in media and work in sports and industries that are just totally separate from crypto.
And I'll show them something.
I'll be like, well, what's the Cardano?
What's the tron?
What does this mean?
And the way they view crypto is it's this really inaccessible, confusing thing.
And I think people in the industry deliberately try to use really big words, try to overcomplicate concepts that are really quite simple in order to make themselves seem like vision.
or to make it seem somehow more challenging than it is.
We need new language.
We need new ways of communicating about this technology.
We shouldn't have to launch into a 40-minute primer on how a blockchain works when we talk
to people about cryptocurrencies.
That's not how we talk about the internet.
It's not how we talk about apps.
It's not how we talk about anything, really.
So I think, again, there's this math effort where we focus so much on developers and incentivizing
developers and this idea of fact protocols and incentives for developers that we've completely
forgotten about communities and users.
Blockchain protocols at their core
are networks, and networks at their
core are about strong communities.
It's about people collaborating
in physical and digital and virtual
space, with people sharing a set of values
and people sharing goals. And in order
for communities to form, you
have to really think about communicating.
If to think about messaging, you
have to think about creating purpose.
And to me, the hardest battle to fight
is hearts and minds with the battle
we're losing, because no one
trust anyone in crypto. No one trusts anything they hear because so many people have gotten
burned. So many projects have defrauded people. So many projects and entrepreneurs have abused
trust. There have been many, many broad-scale systemic violations of trust, and they continue to
happen repeatedly. And these abuses of trust are sometimes even perpetuated or propped up
through social signaling and virtue signaling from Silicon Valley elites and venture capitalists elites
and hedge fund elites. And it just further perpetuates mistrust of the financial system. And I think
crypto has actually ended up becoming the very thing that we railed against when we started building
Bitcoin. Awesome. To jump in there, you're touching on, I think, the great irony of this whole
space, which is that if you think about what a blockchain is, fundamentally, it's relying on
incentives. It's relying on economic incentives. And it's, it's relying on economic incentives. And it's
It's relying on people to behave as rational economic actors, right? And I think that people who work in
this space and have worked in this space for a while have this bias where they want to believe
that everyone is a rational economic actor, where they want to believe that you can just use a
token to bootstrap community because people will have skin in the game. It's all of these telebisms,
as we've talked about many times. And, you know, oh, if you give them a token, then they're going to
be invested in the community. They're going to want to develop the platform. They're going to want to
use the platform. But it's not as simple as that. People are not just these machines where you put in
a token and you get out in action. You know, okay, yes, to a degree, people tend to be rational,
you know, on mass. But people also have hearts and minds, as you're saying, you need to be able
to communicate with them. You need to be able to sell them on things. And you can't just rely on
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I'm speaking with Melton Demers and Jill Carlson.
So let's talk about this irony of the crypto space sort of recreating the old one.
Melsam, you tweeted, new money, just like the old money, but with different rich guys in charge.
Yeah, awesome.
Neat-oh.
I'm curious to hear your take on what we're seeing play out so far, which is pretty much as you put it.
Laura, can you?
I wish.
I seriously was obsessed as your Twitter feed as I was putting this together.
But I agree with you that, you know, so far what we are seeing in the space is that it's similar to the old financial system, which is that mostly men, primarily white and Asian men, are getting rich on this new form of money.
And yet at the same time, this technology has the potential to be democratizing.
So what do you think can be done to remedy that?
Sure. So I think there are two key things that I'm really spending a lot of time and thinking about. I think the first is that the crypto community really needs to stop making moral arguments to defend itself. I think this is the biggest damaging thing about crypto is we try to come from a morally superior place. We try to take this moral high ground when we talk about Bitcoin and cryptocurrency using words like decentralization, censorship resistance. And I think we
One of the criticisms I've gotten when I talk about crypto, and I think I'm fairly transparent
and honest when I speak, but maybe I'm not, is that we sound like we're living in a dystopian
Anne Rand novel, and really we don't come from a moral high ground. We see what's happening
where people are pumping and dumping, dumping, people are shilling, people are, you know,
using deliberate misinformation to raise capital from unknowing, uneducated investors. We're engaging
in a lot of behavior that could be classified as predatory or quote unquote immoral.
And so I think we need to stop using moral arguments and start using empirical evidence
and data-driven arguments to help people understand why cryptocurrencies matter.
I think that's probably my number one biggest thing is that when you say when you keep saying
this about how we're not using empirical arguments, what are some kind of, because a lot of times
I think actually what you're referring to maybe are theses where it's like,
because this hasn't been built out and it's currently being built, people are theorizing
about what the future will look like. So what are some examples of, you know, statements that people
make or theories that they have that you feel like should be backed up by empirical evidence
that protocols, fat protocols. But when he made that argument, he, and by the way, for listeners
who don't know this, was a thesis that was put out by Joel Monegro, who is now
with Placeholder Ventures. He wrote this blog post when he was at Union Square Ventures.
But I did a great episode with him. You guys should go back and listen to it. And I will link to it in the show notes. However, the thing is that when he wrote that, he actually did use some empirical evidence, which was he said, hey, for most periods in Bitcoin's history, if you had invested the same amount of money in Coinbase versus Bitcoin, you would have come out ahead if you'd invested in Bitcoin. So I do think there was something empirical there that he used. Yeah.
Yeah. So that's exactly the example he used was Coinbase versus Bitcoin. That is 100% empirically true. Now, at the time that he wrote it, I believe this was way back in like 2013-14 initially. Correct me if I'm wrong. But at the time he wrote it. No, I think it was 2016. Oh, was it that recent? Oh my God. Crypto years. It's like dog years. So even in 2016, though, at the time, at the time, he wrote it.
time that he wrote it, that sort of made sense as the two things that you would compare returns on,
Bitcoin versus Coinbase. The way that people tend to use the fat protocol argument today
is to justify the token, the Bitcoin that they're building on top of Ethereum to say that,
well, you know, some of this, some of the value is going to accrue to this token. It's not just going to
or it's going to accrue to the token. It's not just going to accrue to sort of the rest of the
services and things being built around it. Now, if you're building a protocol like Bitcoin
where you actually need the token as the incentive mechanism to make the whole thing work,
for sure, that makes sense to me because your end user product is Bitcoin. If you're building
a decentralized application and then just wedging a token into it that's actually going to
be harmful to user experience and that is not a fundamental part of the mechanism design of it,
then you're going to have a much harder time convincing me that you need that token.
If you're building Coinbase and you're wedging Coinbase token into it,
then you're going to have the same problem as if you just issued Coinbase equity versus Bitcoin.
You know, you're not creating something that has some fundamental inherent value outside of the,
the good or service that you're providing to the end user. It's a kind of false dichotomy that
people have created out of fat protocol theory now. Are there any particular coins that you feel like
really exemplify this? Oh, God, don't make me name names. I like to stay friends with everyone.
This is my problem. But I think, so there's an element to what we're saying here. So look,
it is easy to sit on the sidelines and criticize.
So I do want to include this caveat.
So Jill and I have been working in the space for a fairly reasonable amount of time.
I spent a lot of time working with these projects,
and I fully appreciate how challenging it is to do something new.
And I don't think either of us are saying there isn't value in experimentation
and coming out with new ideas.
And I don't want this to feel like an ad hominem attack against people
who are trying to bring new ideas to the forefront.
I just think that we as a community have to do better job asking questions.
No one seems to question anything, and that's really what bothers me, is I've seen perfectly
smart, rational people that I respect who's been successful in other industries come to
crypto, and it's like something in their brain just stops working, and they start spouting
off these random phrases that are meaningless without really understanding what they're saying.
So I think really what we're advocating for is not a complete
dismissal of people trying to bring new ideas or people trying to articulate things in new ways
into this ecosystem. I think we just need to see people starting to think more rationally
and people starting to prevent arguments that are defensible. And if this is experimentation,
let's run it like an experiment. Typically what happens in an experiment is a form of hypothesis.
You come up with outcomes that would either reject or support your hypothesis. You run those experiments
and then you share the results with the broader scientific community,
and then other people take that thread forward and continue to refine the hypothesis.
In crypto, we've rejected all of that.
It's like the dumb leading the blind, and somehow this has become accepted.
I think that our industry would be much more successful,
we'd be taken much more seriously if we just applied better experimentation practices
to what we're doing.
And there's such a big opportunity here,
and I hate to see us throwing it all away just because people are trying
optimize for personal gain, either through wealth creation, through cruel of some form of power
or social signaling, or through quote unquote, crypto fame. Because people will tell me all the time,
like, oh, I'm crypto fame. And I'm like, that. Who says that? What? It's not something to subscribe.
Oh, my God. Okay. This coming from Meltem, though, who told me, Joe, someone came up to me in the West
Village the other day. Someone did. Someone ran across the street. And it was like, oh, my God, you're
melts and then I was like, this is so...
My favorite one is Amber Ball Days.
Someone gave her finger guns and was like, hey, blockchain.
But I'm sorry, to return to the point here.
I think that, you know, one of the really interesting things about crypto and one of the things
that does make it so much fun to work in is that it's so multidisciplinary.
You have people with hard finance, Wall Street backgrounds.
in the space. You have the VC philosopher king thought leaders of Silicon Valley. You have the
hardcore academics who are trying to do some of the rigorous research that Milton's talking about,
both on the economic side, the legal side, and then of course the actual technical distributed
systems and cryptography side. You have the people who got into it because they were trying to
buy drugs on the internet in 2011 and woke up one day in 2017, a very rich man. You have this
very wide diverse spectrum. Or women.
drug users can be women. A handful of them, yeah. But you have this very wide spectrum of people and actors.
And I think that one observation is that the VC kind of philosopher king and queen community tend to be someone's loudest voices. And that is the community that is spouting off hypotheses on medium, which again, as Meltem said, do have value.
you, I think that where the frustration comes in is probably from the Wall Street crowd and,
you know, those of us who have some degree of academic background in the space who are
craving something a little bit more empirical to sink their teeth into. And, you know,
that work is important as well. But I will say just to try and balance out the conversation a little
it, I don't think that you can just put all stock in whatever numbers you can come up with.
Speaking as someone who tried to do some empirical research on the usage of Bitcoin, this is back in
2015 when I was doing my master's thesis on this, it's really hard to get data. It's really,
really hard to get empirical data. And Meltem, I know that you're as someone who's doing work on
this right now, you know this as well. So it's not, I think, for total lack of trying. It's not
for just total naval gaisery that we're talking about.
I think that there are just fundamental challenges in such a nascent space to have,
you know,
concrete data points to be able to point to for any of these things.
But Jill, I don't think that's defensible because this community is so collaborative.
What I've found, the reason I use Twitter so much is because it's a really great place
to crowd for ideas.
Because, for example, one of the DECs I was looking into was the circularity of capital or this idea that, you know, we have investors investing in VCs who then invest in cryptocurrencies and those cryptocurrency projects then invest in ICOs.
And those ICOs invest in VCs and this endless recursion.
And so, but again, like I put a tweet out there and I said, hey, I'm looking into this.
I think this is really interesting.
Are there analogues to what happened in the tech IPO bubble in the TEP?
thousands. And I got a lot of great link back. People sent over some research studies. So I do think
that there is this great mechanism we've created. We've created this awesome, super vibrant,
sometimes slightly toxic gender community in crypto. That's like an amazing crowdsourcing mechanism.
And I have found that if I'm trying to work on a specific research hypothesis, I can quite easily
reach out to people either on Telegram or on Twitter, even write about it on Medium and get data.
I think the problem is that we have been drinking our own Kool-Aid for so long.
And because we had this massive bull run last year, people confused getting lucky with getting it right.
And there's certain things we've gotten right, but there's a whole lot we're getting wrong.
We need to keep asking better questions.
And I think as a whole, we have stopped asking questions because we've started believing our own hype.
And that is really, really dangerous.
Yeah, and I've seen you both on Twitter be critical of crypto economics and say it's not even a thing.
I actually disagree with you on this.
So I was curious to know why you don't think it's a thing.
So on the crypto economics front, here's my issue with it.
Everyone loves to talk about tokenomics.
And again, it goes back to incentives and fat protocols and incentivizing developers and ecosystems.
Number one, saying, oh, ecosystem growth is a really esoteric metric, like,
let's specify that a bit, saying decentralization is really esoteric. Let's specify that a bit.
And I've talked about that a lot in my writing. And I think Jackson Palmer, who created Dogecoin,
has done a great job with his website, Are We Decentralized Yet?com, where he points out all the different
metrics we could use as a proxy for decentralization and how not decentralized things are.
But I think the broader issue here is, look, we've spent decades working on understanding debt financing.
We spent decades on working on an understanding equity financing.
And in both of these models, when you raise debt capital, you get assets on your balance sheet
on one side, on the left-hand side of your ledger.
And on the right-hand side, you have a debt to someone that you have to repay.
There's a liability.
When you do equity financing, same thing.
You get assets, but the equity in your company is owned by other people.
In token financing, what we're doing is we're creating assets on the right-hand side of,
left-hand side of the balance sheet, pardon, and we're doing it in the form of not only treasury
capital or assets that are raised, but also in the form of our own tokens, because we keep a
portion of the supply. And there's no offsetting liability on the other side of the ledger.
And that doesn't work. You can't print money out of the- Central banks do it.
When people are capitalizing these projects, but we're not central banks. And again, I think
it doesn't mean that it's going to be liability or equity. I just would love to see more critical
thinking about how we develop the practice of token financing. And the conversation, and the
conversations people have are completely irrational and they're pseudo-intellectual. Let's take it back
to the practicalities of how firms function. Firms have accountants. They pay taxes. Firms have internal
reporting. Like, we need to spend time on the nuts and bolts of how companies work and how firms,
communities work. You can't just create money out of thin air in perpetuity. That's not going to work.
We don't have militaries. We don't have a nation state. Laura, I want to see if I can convince you
sorry, go ahead, Melton.
I'm finished.
Rant over.
I want to see if I can convince you about the crypto-economics,
tokenomics debate of whether this is a real thing,
because I think what Meltem is saying in all of this
is that there's nothing new under the sun.
Financial engineering has been around forever.
I would argue what we're calling crypto-economics
has also been around as what it is is mechanism design.
There's a field of economics and game theory called mechanism design.
It's an engineering approach to designing economic mechanisms or incentives toward desired
objectives.
Thank you with media.
And that's all it is.
That's all that tokenomics is.
Right.
And I'm not saying that like this kind of thing didn't exist before.
Obviously it did.
I mean, economics and incentives existed before.
What I'm saying is that now you can create little systems that are.
are kind of built around one service, right?
Maybe it's like file storage, let's say.
And you can have this token at the center that,
if you design it correctly,
should enable groups of people that are not otherwise organized
to put work into the system that will enable this service to be offered.
And some people will maybe make money from it.
Other people will use it.
And so then you have this like,
little economy that's been created and there is no corporation at the center, which is a new
and unique thing. And so in that regard, I feel like that's new. I'm not saying that, you know,
mechanism design isn't new. I would say our ability to experiment with mechanism design is absolutely
new in this way that, you know, you can watch these things play out in real time, see what works,
see what doesn't, see what fails disastrously. And, you know, we can for the first time absolutely
create systems that leverage mechanism design in our real lives in a new way. But it's a little bit
akin to the law of the horse. And the law of the horse was a term that was used to kind of rail
against the idea of having law of the internet or cyber law in, I think it was like the mid,
mid-90s. And the idea was, you know, if you had all these laws in place and then suddenly
like horses came along, you know, you wouldn't and, you know, you have all of these cases
dealing with horses and, you know, people stealing horses and racing horses and so on. Like,
you don't suddenly say, oh, well, now we need to have the law of the horse. You say, okay, well,
we have these existing laws that are our principles and framework. Now we just need to apply
them here. And I think that the same, and my biggest point with this is not to,
sort of myopically nitpick here about, you know, the way that that we talk about these things.
But I think it comes back to what Melton was saying earlier on, you know, maybe 10 minutes ago or so,
about winning hearts and minds and the way that we communicate with people about this.
Because that does matter. And if we choose as a community to come up with all new terms
for things that already exist in one form or another, it's going to make it that that much
harder for people to enter the space. And, you know, that would be my argument for why we really need to
come up with ways to talk about this in frameworks that are already existing. Okay. We're going to
enter this like lightning round, sort of, because we have so little time and there were so many
other things I want to ask you guys about. So let's start very quickly with EOS. You, Jill, you called
their $4 billion fundraise, sheer insanity. Why? There's no way that we look back on.
this in 10 years and be like, oh, yeah, $4 billion, that was totally reasonable for EOS,
which I'd gotten in then. There is just no way. And the thing that I really want to highlight
here is it was Nick Carter who pointed it out to me that we have no way of knowing that
EOS has not been contributing to their own ICO, which would mean that they would be sending
themselves ETH into their ICO. They would be receiving those ETH themselves. And then they
would be also issuing EOS to themselves, thereby self-dealing. And you could say this of many
ICOs, but we have no audits, we have no frameworks in place to be able to check in on any of
these dynamics. It's hugely problematic. Problem number two with EOS, 25 cents of every dollar
invested is being invested in venture capital, where the GP or the LP, the general partner or the
limited partner who participates in the profits of that venture investing activity is EOS, its
investors or its affiliates doesn't benefit the community in any way other than quote unquote
network effects so very problematic in my view. Okay yeah I definitely see that. Okay milton at the very
beginning of this conversation you mentioned that it's coin waterfall but did not go into detail
on it. I want to hear what that is. Okay fish coin waterfall very simple idea. I'm actually working on
creating a beautiful interactive graphic which I hope to share with everyone the way it basically works
is team gets together. They pull in some crypto, quote unquote, influencers, go around to
crypto vCs and hedge funds to collect some big names. They do a pre-pre-ICO, raised five to 10
million, as Jill said, massive discount to the ICOs to the part in early investors. Next round,
they do after doing a little bit more work and writing a little bit more white paper in latex
font, which is the font that people use in white papers, is they go to a bigger group of
investors that are less educated, they now mark their tokens at 10x, 20x, sometimes even 100x,
in the case of Dysinity, sell it to more investors. Now they're ready to go with their big
ICO, do big marketing, community building, quote-unquote, effort. They sell to the general public
or an even larger audience of qualified investors or credited investors, and everyone who's already
invested, pardon, gets in at a massive discount. Then the token starts trading, there's liquidity.
Everyone's dumb. I've looked at 30 different ICA.
ICOs that have happened over the last three months at the token issuance.
Within the first seven days, 80% of all tokens purchased in the ICO were traded in most of them.
So the velocity of this stuff is really high.
Everyone dumped to capitalize on the post-ICO liquidity pump.
And then the people who are left holding the bags are retail pled for uneducated retail investors,
people who got hyped about the coin who are now stuck, you know, having given their capital back to all of the investors that I'd weigh more information.
So basically, the idea is that every buyer in the crypto market who buys a coin is buying it because they believe there's someone dumber or less informed than them who will be the buyer of last resort of their bags or their token.
The question is, if we're in the market we're in right now, who is that buyer of last resort for some of this stuff?
I think that's going to be tested very soon once we have a continued bear market.
If we have another bull market, I think we'll see this continue for quite some time.
That's the Bitcoin waterfall.
Yeah, there's another crypto podcast I listen to. I will not name it. Unfortunately, I know they maybe listen to my show, but they do joke about this kind of thing because I think they buy some of the U.S. coins and they fully admit that, you know, that's what they're waiting to do is to sell it to somebody stupider than them.
I don't think that's funny. I mean, look, it happens in every financial market, right? Like the mass unwashed masses are always the virus of last resort. And there are tons of financial institutions.
and very wealthy people who are now respected who have built their entire fortune off of doing
things like this. This is financial engineering at its finest. I just think the challenge is,
is, again, if this is what we're doing, we can't use moral arguments and a moral high ground
to try to claim that cryptocurrencies are this divine, beautiful, perfectly designed social
mechanisms. Yeah, and I agree with you. It's not funny, which is why I didn't want to name
the podcast here, which I feel bad about because it's entertaining in other ways, but yeah, I don't
condone that kind of activity. So Jill, I know you're critical of security tokens, which are like
blockchain tradable versions of traditional equities. Melton is critical of, yeah. Oh, Melton is.
I actually think they're pretty interesting. Oh, okay. So why don't, why don't you make the case for and
then Melton can make the case against? I love you, Jill. Come at me. Come at me, Melton.
Anything offensive I'm about to say. I want to preface by saying, I love you, Jill. So, look, I
think that there is a case to be made that blockchain as financial infrastructure is interesting.
I think that a lot of people, this is the reason they got into it with Bitcoin, is it is a new
model of custody. It is a new model of who you have to trust, which third parties or groups of
third parties you have to trust. I think that old school Wall Street systems are overdue for
rehaul. I think that there are lots of problems in place there. I think that there are lots of problems in place there.
I think that if you look at traditional Wall Street fintech, you're already seeing in different ways that don't have to do with decentralization, but you're seeing a move towards more peer-to-peer trading and securities issuance and all of these kinds of trends that map actually quite nicely.
It's a trends that you see happening in the blockchain space.
Now, we've seen one cycle of kind of attempts at this.
Company I used to work at, I think, is doing the best job of any of the companies in the space,
attempting to do kind of the Enterprise Wall Street blockchain play.
But there are tons of others, R3, et cetera, who, you know, I've made a foray into this.
And I think that securities tokens are going to wind up being kind of the next generation of enterprise blockchain.
for Wall Street. What does it look like? Not to issue new assets on new infrastructure,
but to issue old assets on new infrastructure. And I think that'll actually create really
interesting things for Wall Street and the dynamic at play there. But I do, I will say,
I will caveat. I think that we're many years away from seeing that become a reality in force.
Milton. Come at me, Milton. Let's go.
All right. Hold on. Let me crack. Let me.
crack my knack my knuckles to gear up here. Okay, so I was actually having a talk with one of my
research interns about this this morning. He's working on analysis of ICOs versus FTOs,
so initial coin offerings versus security token offerings, so ICO versus STO and the key differentiators.
Look, I think one of the things that enables people to raise ICOs at a really high valuation
is this really esoteric concept of network value and building community and ecosystem, et cetera.
With an STO security token, that incentive doesn't exist.
Unfortunately, the form and function that these security token offerings will take is that they'll only be able to be offered to accredited or qualified investors.
Likely, many of them will not be offered in the United States.
And so this whole idea of decentralization and democratizing access to finance will be largely a play for people who are rich.
It really won't be accessible to many people.
I think the second thing is because you don't have the network effects, because you don't have this community idea,
because you don't have this ecosystem value concept that factors into valuation, a lot of the
premium will get squeezed out of security tokens. Really, the premium that will be left is a
liquidity-based premium, which, again, if you're a private investor and you're used to investing
in a liquid private securities, a liquid private placements, a liquid private offerings,
the idea that you can now have more liquidity, you don't have to wait two to three years for your banker
at Goldman Sachs or JPMorgan Chase to find someone to buy you out of, say, a commercial real estate
trust or some investment you made and it's on esoteric project that doesn't really align with
your investment mandate anymore. That could potentially be interesting. But I think, again,
to me, this is doing same old finance just with a different substrate. And so I find it
fundamentally uninteresting. I also think that you don't need a blockchain to issue security
tokens. You really don't. You can just use a Google spreadsheet. I really don't think there's much
that's innovative about taking a security and tokenizing it. Now, do I think there's money in it?
Absolutely. Will I be participating in helping people create security tokens? Probably. Do I see any
problems with it structurally? No. Do I think it's interesting or innovative in any way? Not really.
Do I think it's sexy? Absolutely not. Will I be spending a lot of time thinking about it? Probably not.
So just being completely realistic, I think this is more, let's use crypto and blockchain as a buzz
to market old finance, doing it the same old way, just with newish shoving in the middle.
And that's fine. Look, I'm not trying to jam on anyone who's trying to make a dollar.
Everyone's got to eat. Everyone's got to make a living. I just find it fundamentally.
I'll take this up with you offline.
I think I have to take the Goldilocks position because I basically agree that it's definitely not
as sexy as kind of the more utility token model, which, you know, which will power sort of like
these big decentralized networks that offer services that are now offered by companies.
But I do think that there is some merit in making tokens tradable 24-7-365 or not token securities
and also in enabling certain types of securities that are not possible now.
Guys, I don't know what you're talking about.
Wall Street's back office is so sexy.
I can't even tell you.
Get involved.
Get involved.
Jill, I will be bringing you a shirt in San Francisco that says
on it.
So this is our new phrase, Laura.
We're not Bitcoin maximalists.
I like that.
I like that.
So you actually referenced working in the space.
And I actually kind of wanted to leave on that note because both of you have written about
either freelancing or working a crypto.
And I actually get a lot of people who just randomly message me and say like,
oh, you know, I listen to your podcasts. I'm interested in working in the space.
So what job advice would you guys have for people who either want to work in the space
or want to work on a decentralized project?
I just wrote a blog post about this on, lo and behold, medium,
where it's called So You Want to Work in Crypto.
There's a lot of great advice in there about how to get involved,
what channels to have how to search for jobs.
I'll let Jill reflect on this some more.
but I think finding a job in the crypto ecosystem has never been easier.
The advice I always give people is just get engaged, comment on things, follow people on Twitter,
be in the places online and offline and physical space where people are hanging out
and just contribute your time, your energy, your thoughts.
And I think people really respond to that well.
But Jill, I'm sure you have a lot of ideas here.
I would also just say just start reaching out to people, you know, find people on Twitter or medium or whatever.
find a way to get in touch with them and just cold call and just say, hey, I'm really excited about
this topic that you wrote about or that you seem to think a lot about or that your company is
building. Can we chat? Because, you know, we've been pretty negative, I think, about a lot of what
goes on in the crypto space over the last hour. But the thing that I love is that people are just so
excited. Like, you can't get people to shut up about it. You know, you go out to drinks with people
in any other industry after work drinks constitute of like a little bit of office place banter
and then, you know, talking about other things going on your life.
In crypto, people will not shut up about it.
And they will be excited to get on the phone with you or exchange emails and exchange ideas.
And, you know, I got to credit a lot of people who took my cold calls a few years ago when I was
first getting into the space.
And even Meltem, you do it to a degree, you know, when I was a little bit more
green a few years ago, you know, taking me out for drinks and, you know, chatting about a lot of
these things that, you know, were at the time even more experimental than they are now, but that we're
both really excited about. And just start getting to know people. It's awesome. It's great in here.
Come on in. Dive in. The water is fine. Yes, I totally agree with you. All right. So for both of you,
where can people learn more about you and your work? The best place for me is Twitter at underscored.
Jill Ruth is my Twitter handle. That's also the only thing that I sometimes reply to on DMs.
LinkedIn has become a crypto bucket shop, so don't try to find me there.
I'm on Twitter like Jill, so I'm Meltz underscore Dem. I also spend a lot of time on Medium,
writing and then under the coin shirt handle you'll find me as well and I do try to answer
DMs so long as they're not too creepy I think I'm usually responsive I've gotten some really
funny ones and then I think generally at crypto events I like to hang out and learn what people are
working on and I try to be as helpful as I can so if you see me out at a conference or a meet up
or at a crypto event would love to chat I always like it was
people tell me what they're working on or if they have ideas and then yeah just engage me in dialogue.
I love arguing with people. Conflict. Or just to cost you on the streets of the West Village.
Yeah, I spent time in the West Village in New York. So if you'd like to cost me while I'm getting my
morning coffee, feels free. Okay, okay, great. Well, let us know if that happens. All right, well,
thanks to both of you for coming on Unchained. Thanks, Laura. Thanks, Laura. This is awesome.
Bye, chill.
Oh my God, I cannot.
All right.
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