Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 04/08/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #69

Episode Date: April 9, 2013

Adult Star Tabitha Stevens calls in to talk about taking leaps of faith and changing your life. This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount. Streamed lvie on 04/08/2013

Hit it bitches, it's Monday, April fucking 8th, here you go bitches, the church of what's happening now, my man Lee Syat aka the Flying Jew fuck Passover and your host, the king of fucking swing, Mad Flavor, hit it Lee, little suck for these motherfuckers, I'm Monday morning, what, oh shit, spark that number, wash that fucking asshole, do it, little angus young, young, young angus young, are you fucking kidding me or what, the coffee should be ready, the toast should be fucking washed, the joint should be rolled, it's Monday, what do you gotta lose, take a chance, Columbus did, cock sucker, what the fuck do you gotta lose, you're sitting there, hit it Angus, what, are you, and I got a chibo chew, this fucking podcast

sponsored by Onit, go to Onit.com and get your fucking, hit it Lee, one more time for us, hit it, it's Monday brother, loosen up, take the stick out of your ass, fuck it, you fucked up last week, you got another week, and if nobody don't like it, fuck it, they don't have to like it, you're the one at the fucking supermarket by yourself with that fucking envelope, here you go little Bond Scott on you, and the god then, this is how we deal with motherfuckers, just blasting this music, get up, dance, stretch a little, do a jumping jack, leave one quick and Uncle Joe a quick jumping jack, you got your pants on, come on Lee, jump you fuck, jump, what's happening brother? No much buddy, I had a great weekend but I want to hear about yours

first, you had the exciting one here, fucking excitement, I was in Nashville, I was in the sticks fucking, Nashville's a great city, for nobody's been to Nashville, Tennessee's a great city, yeah because you love music so that must be like, I love music, but you know every I've been to Memphis for music, I've never really rocked it out in Nashville, I've been down to that big street where people talk about, fucking nice, beautiful, when you make a turn on that street and you're up above the hill and you see down all the lights, it's like a section, it's beautiful, nice people, great fucking food, I went to this place Jimmy Kelly's to eat the first night with my niece and my wife fucking tremendous, we took our niece out to dinner,

they're from Bradford by Mylon and all that shit and it was just amazing, it was amazing and it broke my heart to leave because I saw my wife's parents with the baby and I never had a grandmother, grandfather or fucking cousin, she had three young cousins there that were picking her up, singing the songs, playing with her, because I was killing you without your daughter and your wife last week, you were happy for like a day or two and then I could tell you like fucking, I miss those guys, the house is quiet, you've had noise for 90 fucking days straight, you worry and then when I had to leave I was worried about the cats, when I'm on the road I worry about those fucking cats because they could be an earthquake, a hole in the ceiling,

one of the leaves and we drive them back and I'm worried about the cats and I see a fucking dead cat on the road and my heart stopped but it was great, Nashville fucking Zanies is a fucking great club, it really is, that is, you know what happened to me there was in 98, I walked in there with Standlope and I had to open for him and I ate dick and I got turned off, right away when you eat dick in your young comic you think the people aren't cool, yeah it wasn't their fault, it was my fault, you know I went out there cocky or too dirty and I didn't know it was part of the bible belt and your fuck up, this show is in 1115 so if you're not dirty you're not gonna be there anyway by mistake, you know what I'm saying, you're there for a reason, you're there here,

fucking cock sucker, how about you and Vegas, talk to me. I had a great time because I, and there's some history of it in my family and part of it's the food but I love, I'm addicted to stuff, I love gambling, I fucking, I love it, I'm always gonna love it and that's why I can't go that often because I actually, I ended up out on top which is fucking unbelievable for Vegas but it's, it's dangerous for me there but I love it, it's, but I know, if it was my choice I would never leave the casino I'm at and I don't understand walking up and down the street. Oh yeah that's the fucking, listen we were talking about this before going away on vacation with people or certain people, yeah so yeah I love my friends, they're great people but when you're going to do

something like Vegas, it's not going to be like the hangover but you can't go with people who don't like that sort of stuff, you don't go somewhere where it's a gambling mecca and the drinking mecca and the having fun mecca with people who are- Don't have that, don't have that gene, I don't have that gene, you do know that, I don't have that gene, like I fucking first time I went to Vegas I knew it wasn't me, that's the weird, I went out when I was younger and I found out a buddy of mine was in a bathroom doing blow and he got arrested and I had no interest of ever going there because I knew they watched you in the bathroom, oh yeah well they watch you everywhere, they watch you everywhere so I had no interest in it, you're saying Joey it's very sad that you won't go somewhere

because of drugs, then I went back I used to work for a sports betting service, okay we would go once a fucking month with 14 guys, Jesus Christ and I'd be so fucking embarrassed at this time I was you know it was 20 years ago I was 30 something and here I would go to Vegas and all I'd want to do is get my pipe smoked and get a grandma blown, lock myself in the room, you follow me but I'm not a hooker guy, I'm not a strip club guy, no yeah so I would basically go walk a little bit, play a slot or two, get something to eat, go to my room and do blow, oh see and they would make you go to Cirque du Soleil and make you go to strip clubs and I fucking hated it, see I'm not a party guy like I wish I was but I don't go to the bar, they give you free drinks at the tables,

I'd be very, all I did basically was I stayed up for 24 hours one day because I just go from the sports book which I'm terrible at to the blackjack table and back and I get makers marks and coke, I give the waitress a dollar chip every time she comes back every 20 minutes and I can't tell like there's a sense of family at the blackjack table like especially around four in the morning and everyone's drunk and and given high fives there was a it's called like the party pit, there's like this like 80s hard walk section of the casino I was at and I was there every night to like four or five in the morning and I love every minute of it, I was thinking on the way back how much I'd have to make and how much I have to spend if I could go every weekend and win an

extra like five or six hundred bucks I was going through my head if I could do it and and I it's amazing that you were thinking like an addict, oh absolutely, I was telling you that you know when you live like that you have to live so like I live now it's a daily thing oh yeah I enjoy that a lot of people don't like that a lot of people can't live without that guaranteed at the end of the week yeah I was one of those guys until I was about 20 then when they said what are you fucking kidding me I can make eight bucks now or I could take a chance Columbus did some days you make 40 some days you make 400 but at the end of the week is better than 250 a fucking week yeah I met this guy there who probably be late 20s and he's been he's been there for like 10 years

he's every day he's at the sports bet he says he makes 50 bucks a day just guaranteed basically on that because he makes smart bets and he spends all day studying it and then he he said he plays 80 hours a poke or a week and that's then that's how he banks his money he uses the sports bet as a way to pay bills and my friends didn't understand it and I totally did if you were going to make a minimum wage or spend all day gambling and I would do that in a second I would do in a second listen you're stuck at a fucking wage yeah here's a chance for you to make tea you know first of all the will you have to have when you wake up every morning is a fucking nightmare yeah because I didn't like it when I was 18 19 I was good at hustling but I didn't like hustling

I didn't like it I thought I thought you loved it at this age I wanted to be Joe fucking Wasp okay I wanted a day job I wanted a 401k but I was too stupid not too stupid I didn't have the formal education like I could always get a fucking job let's I could get a job flipping you know when I got out of high school the big thing for my buddies was going into a lot of them were pretty smart guys okay so the stock book market and all that in Florida and up north and they would always offer me shit when I had a job bartending at 21 that would pay 60 70 grand the city is you didn't bartend oh sure only I didn't know the opportunities of 60 70 thousand I wanted to make that in a month selling coke yeah you know I was too stupid to do that I was too my my at the time it was just too

much now if I really sat down I could build an empire selling blow with 50 blue one set around at this age exactly my wife now but a lot of people know the thing of getting up in the morning going I'm at zero I gotta get up rock the house go to breakfast grab a newspaper look at the fucking lines you know put your fucking bed in yeah and you said you we talked a little bit and I'm awful at it and I should have called Danny B but I just the only real way to make money is either put down 10,000 on the game one game or the thing I did as an idiot which is do parlays and you hit three out of four every time like a friggin idiot that you're throwing away your money and then what you what I did is is I'm only betting 20 or 40 a game but as soon as you see one of

your parlays lose like oh shit I go go but another one double up and it's fucking it uh I lost like 300 one day and then that that was the night I didn't sleep I was up until oh you're a Jew I was in the system I went from the sports bet and I went to a blackjack table and I didn't sleep until 11am the next day I love it I love staying up that late and there's so many people up at the casinos it never ends and it's a different zone oh it's all right time is beautiful I love being up at night it's like a fucking zone you can hear the echophilia in the fucking air or whatever the fuck's in the air you could feel it somebody was explained to me once that when you I live with cats yeah so cats are alert at night when I come home at two in the morning sometimes I sit there

sometimes I don't even have to turn the tv on they're on fire and I can feel it and I walk into that and I'm there fucking around with them it's three in the morning they're throwing a ball or hugging them or kissing them and they're biting me you know yeah it's amazing when I was telling you I just missed Finney because Finney was the one that would always bite me at three in the wall and shit I'm he's been dead for two months now three months my daughter's three months like can you imagine is she really three months fucking old today well I want to be around for that let's get this fucking day going get up bitches you got the world by the balls I don't care what fucking situation you're in because you know what you're a fucking lie fuck take the safety net off hit it

cocksuck a little chibo chew double dose leave with this man oh my man you're gonna take a bite when I close you know I'm not gonna take a bite take a little tipsy sleep you gave me a little bit and I was fucking stoned for about eight hours and I gotta go to work tonight so I'm gonna let you do the chibo chew by yourself you were so stoned when you left my house the other day stop crying I'm not crying you're just giving the strongest most concentrated piece of shit in the world anything it's funny that I that I get to the fucking meeting we're at 45 minutes early because I'm nervous about driving what am I gonna do with you you're gonna stop giving me the most concentrated shit that you can have because you've been doing it for 30 years I've only been eating

pot for a year you've been smoking pot for 30 years smoking it's two different fucking things yeah well this is the body of Christ this is the church of what's happened now the power of Christ compels you gotta eat a little tip something you got people already I ain't saying fuck me throw them out the window stab them you know I got a knife four feet from here everyone's nice look at this you're the only you're the only one that's funny to see how high I get looks like a chocolate take a little tip from the bite how about give me the knife no no fucking no like a little tip that's what you mean last time no no I'm gonna give you half no I can't I'm not eating shit I'm not eating it look I gotta go to work tonight look look at how small no look at that

that's a little dick that's for you look at that's for you look I'm looking what are we eating people at home compare I'm eating this fucking little piece of cat shit and easily eat the tip and he's still fucking crying okay come on no I can't I have to go to work tonight I can't what I'll do I'll leave you and I'll throw the knife at you and stab you and the TAC'll sip into your bloodstream how about that that sounds great you fucking and people are like oh you should eat with Joey you don't understand how fucking strong this is it's Monday you cock suck you gotta get the stuff that's it you're done which I see which I see dicks I add it to what what you can't target behind your head so fucking that's because you get to go home and take a nap what nap I gotta go to

fucking sunset I gotta rip the house up to there what are you what are you doing I'm fucking for a hearing test remember what I got there you're gonna be raising your hands of things that don't exist after eating that thing that's okay I'm having fun you're gonna hear I want to be around and then I'm gonna be like mr. Diaz you don't have the headphones on even your the hearing test isn't starting yet I ate one of these last night about five o'clock I went home and answered like 85 fucking emails oh you were tired last night when he called me oh I was lit I was you know I don't sleep on the fucking road the night before the show was supposed to 1115 it started 1145 I didn't get off stage till 1 30 in the morning I basically went back to the room

closed my eyes and got up and it was five in the fucking morning oh it was five in the morning but you know me tell you what I got out of this trip what I made somebody's year I made my wife's year really you know yeah I really took care of her on this trip I went all out for her the family was happy I got on these guys that's 16 years old and I gotta tell you I've known her since she's you know two you know I've been dating Terry and uh when she was six we started talking a little more and talking I've always liked that because at that age you can finally start having conversation with them I've always liked that you know Terry's got a brother and she and she didn't have a father the mother and her broke up and the father moved to whatever so it was like my situation but I always

have a sore spot for Kristen and Kristen has a boyfriend now you know she's 16 so she called me did he go scare him a little bit no no no she called me and she's like uncle Joe you know he's nice and you can't fuck with him and she didn't tell me that she's a great little girl you know and I was worried about her she she has potential to go to college for basketball oh really yeah she's 4.0 student you know Spanish she'll call me up with that accent uncle Joe what is romantic I mean and I just fucking crack up you know I'm just dying it's like a it's like a reality show when I talk through on the phone it really is I don't know what the fuck he's talking about about but uh on the drive back the boyfriend called and I mean I thought she was 16 you

know what what what the fuck do I know about a 16 year old girl uh oh she impressed the living shit on me really that's not what I how do you say her boyfriend's 20 man no what the boyfriend's 20 for starters she's 16 when we went to eat my my wife left so she could turn she's like you're cool uncle Joey and she was just telling me what's going on in her life but she doesn't like that the guy plays video games she's 16 okay okay and she's like uncle Joe you know can I ask you a question she goes mama my my aunt Terry said you don't play video games why don't you play video games I said you know my attention span but I try explain to you what I tell people about life that that's the beauty about life that we all don't like the same shit yeah you know

we have our own things she's like no you don't understand he works three days a week and he's gonna go back to school next year oh but uh he plays video games all the fucking day and all night and then sometimes I call him he's asleep and so we got in the car and something happened she fucking he called her and and she's like uh did you go for that thing today he's like no he goes you know why you didn't go because you were playing video games and all this and she's and it was just amazing when she got off the phone to hear this little 16 like I have I'm gonna have a call to podcast okay because she's I took the mother off once the next day and I go you did a great job of this girl doesn't want to go to a senior class trip she thinks it's fucking gay a junior

class trip whatever she wants to go to Florida with the mother the Disney world with her nieces or something like that just her attitude to see I don't like kids living ahead of their time but they gotta think or not I was that way I'm sure you were that way oh please I was fucking I didn't go to my eighth grade graduation did you know that at least I wasn't that because you had to do it twice or something no because I went to basketball camp oh that was why because I didn't I didn't like that it was it sounded good on paper to me I never went to any of my problems okay I never went to it sounded good on paper but what I thought about it gave me fucking anxiety no let me ask you something good I was fine with the with the boyfriend thing until you said he's 20 and she's 16 that I was

fine with it too but they both go to church together both in the same church group or some shit I was talking about that with my friends this weekend I don't I don't think when you're in your 20s anything below 18 it like it just this seems like there's something wrong there and it's not on her part because I understand why it's a luring for her but as a 20 year old you're dating someone who's just able to drive they've known each other for a while and I asked I go to a lot of your girlfriends date uh older guys and she goes I have three of my friends at date 19 year olds in 20s and I go those are your grandpa I have something against it oh please how the fuck do you for things I feel you know he's 20 against 16 year old pussy that's wrong oh no yeah but they

both go to the same church group together both in that same church dynamic one thing about my niece he's a fucking bible beater okay she doesn't talk to you about it we don't even discuss it she's told me she's watched some of the videos whatever but no no no she's uh she's a little bit of a bible beater which I have nothing against as long as it keeps her in school you know that's the biggest area for fucking meth is it really yeah that part of fucking Tennessee she says you could smell the downwind oh shit in the mornings you could smell like they were cooking it yeah the cooking and stuff like that so uh you know it's very interesting to see uh I always have this illusion of what kids are like and then I ran into a fucking brick truck this bitch yeah because

she's like a little naughty but I've also seen a resemblance to my wife okay I heard my wife is a strong-willed bitch all four of those sisters the two sisters the mother you know one of their Indian that's a difference that's a Terry's very sweet on paper but Terry's a bitch when it comes to she's my wife and I'm telling you this you don't think that in a weird way no no no no no no she's a fucking when it comes to work and taking care of shit like last night my wife goes so what's going on this week and I just started spitting names out to her who had to send the check to whatever and she just started writing checks my wife and me have that same demeanor well it's time to fucking rock it's time to rock this time I call her at work and she'll tell me what is it that you

want and my feelings have been hurt for three minutes and then I realize a I know her yeah and b this is why I married her because I didn't want a fucking candy coat I never you never want a candy coat so I seen the connection which make me fall in love with them even more across the board I love my great I love my I love my mother-in-law my mother-in-law is my mother-in-law is the old lady from Outlaw Josie Wells the old Indian lady that's I think it's Outlaw Josie Wells I'm not sure somebody please correct me on Twitter uh there's an Indian oh yeah yeah the Outlaw Josie Wells when she goes to when he goes to the store to buy the goods and she asking the lady you're the guy that they're looking for you know there were some people here looking for you and he goes

to pay her and she goes no no no no catch me on the next time she gives she tells him something but what she wraps it around is I'll see you again you're a bad motherfucker I'll catch you on the way back and I don't know you have to look it up on YouTube don't he goes to a general store and she's an old lady and I think she's doing she's either smoking a cigar she's doing something fucking crazy what's going on it sounds like the ocean something sounds like how about the beach was this fucking chandy chew already fucking hit me I have no idea um yeah no your your wife is very cool but I what that when you were talking about your knees the first thing I thought was um is it I know there's a little bit of an age difference but it seems like like with your with

your first daughter and her there might be like a is that do you gravitate towards your knees because of that I travel I gravitate towards young girls at that age because of that uh-huh because I ask them questions just to see what my daughter would be like at that age or whatever yeah I've always been very respectful I've always been a fucking young girl's guy like I always get along with young girls like I have another these Jay Lin okay and she's three and I made you know those YouTube videos the camera I have the blogging it's all with Jay Lin oh that's awesome I can't put it on YouTube because people are gonna shoot me but it was her singing you know that shit and usually last time I was there she was kicking me out of basketball and her mom's like she don't kick nobody

but that's what I bring out in kids and I don't give a fuck at least I bring something out of them it's because you're a 50 year old kid I mean you're you're serious but you're a goofy motherfucker please I love fucking around with kids and talking to them and letting them by the way let me be watch uh before I get this going because I might fucking break down we got seven minutes anybody want 60 minutes last night if you don't want 60 minutes last night it was fucked up what was last fucked up Lee it was about uh I don't think I got it it was about uh the shootings at Sandy Hook oh no oh the parents went on I saw the boys got the problem for that oh my god and Jeremy Lin it was just a great 60 listen guys I watched tv but that listen that was 10 there's not a lot of

shit I fucking like watching okay if I want to watch something I watch Bill Mars HBO show I'm gonna tell you what I watch religiously because it cuts my news in half yeah it's the news that I really want to hear it's the politics that I really want to hear when I like Bill more all right so you heard of and I like Diane Sawyer but they always Diane Sawyer is like listening to like let's it's too commercial for me right now so I gotta go to whatever but my other I cut through the chase and I go straight to fucking 60 minutes and sometimes 60 minutes but sometimes I have a terrorist on their son last week this last week I taped it because I didn't know if I was gonna be home I didn't know if I was gonna be asleep and I come into the room last night I'm watching my wife hold the baby

as tears are running down her face and I knew what it was already I looked and I go fuck and I sat down I watched these people and talking about it and oh my fucking god I would never want to trade my life with those people but there was one lady who really fucking hit home with me and she spoke about uh the kid he he asked he he's great I'm trying 60 minutes he looks like Anderson Cooper he might be a little gay but who the fuck knows right he might suck a couple more polls than fucking Anderson and I love Anderson Cooper too by the way let me blow my nose I didn't put my drops in this one yeah because the Sandy Hook thing happened right when your daughter was about to be born or just had been born I don't remember 12 14 12 14 and it's if you put it together it's 26 the number of

the lives that were lost so uh Jesus Christ the fucking guy goes how do you live with yourself now the lady goes you know somebody's I want to crawl in the hole and whatever how you would when you have a loss but the one lady goes you know and uh it was funny because yesterday when I got home with the afternoon I was looking for all the papers I was looking I had weed and I was looking for all the papers and I went in this drawer and I went in this little compartment there and you'll notice I have a little shrine to all my brothers to the dead yeah you know and I just put a new one last week I had to put George Birkle in there so I put this I look at this little picture and it's Anthony Bosano he was in the eighth grade when he died when he was in my goomba and I looked at the picture

and it was like in my mind I didn't know he was dead I didn't psychologically tell myself he was dead I told myself that I'll see I gotta see Anthony soon wait wait you were thinking that before the fucking Sandy Hook even came on yesterday when I get I got into 11 I'm 10 and I started cleaning the house and whatever the next time I go on the computer to catch up on when I was missing emails and I was looking for papers you know how you I was really enjoying before to get the party started looking for the papers and I saw that his picture was twisted and I have a little thing of all my soldiers and his picture was a little twisted it's a picture of him with his eighth grade graduation picture okay and in the back of my

mind I just took him for granted and I go I'll see him later like I always think like that like these people to me aren't really dead they're around me and that's what she was saying he goes he goes how do you deal with this and she she goes this is how I deal with this he's around me I talked to him I feel his fucking warmth he's not gonna this is how this is how I made believe my mother was around and this is when I was a kid I was this an only child how I made believe my father was still around by you you imagine you don't imagine you dream you don't even dream you you put it somewhere else that these people are still alive somewhere and you feel their warmth and then when she said that I knew I wasn't fucking crazy that's what I'm trying to say

I don't want a fucking morning here Jesus whatever the fuck we are but it was just it was beautiful the only and sadly thing was even better oh the basketball you know this kid was a player in the year in California they didn't get one fucking scholarship Jesus did you know I didn't know that no nothing about this kid you know he was by the golden state whatever Palos Altos area okay Stanford didn't fucking offer him oh god so you see a lady play other year yeah went to Harvard went to Harvard because they offered him a position as a basketball fucking team the kids phenomenal how the fuck I didn't know he was the player of the year in California but that's likely you know how big fucking California I don't know let me black people in California

and a Chinese guy fucking wins the player the fucking year award are you fucking kidding me Lee what's the music for me a little fucking El Raton Chale Feliciano live that movie was on last week Soul Power was on VH1 and I turned it on as fucking James Brown was coming up but today we're gonna listen to a little Carlos this shit hit it brother where's the reefer Lee oh shit no if you have a chance to watch the San Diego they watch it oh shit Lee what's the story Lee you want to know number one up on Joey yeah absolutely absolutely we got a caller we got a fucking great call today yeah it's a beautiful day to be alive

what else get the fuck up get the fuck up it's over listen to fucking George Santana on heroin 1971 listen to this shit oh are you kidding me like this is a great little fucking video yeah this is great yeah it's uh yeah that that that's crazy I I I don't think I could watch that to be honest so it it I read something terrible this morning that yeah and I just read a short little blurb about it um there's been a lot of people of kids recently committing suicide uh but we could be bullied and uh and stuff and this little girl wrote a note I don't know how old she was

but she said it wasn't your fault it was the bully's fault like you were great mom but then she hung herself on a tree that she knew with her bus would pass by and I just it's uh that stuff fucking destroys me that I because I was bullied I mean and I never thought about killing myself but it's uh fuck no you don't play home play blackjack and eat fucking the chicken cutlets right there you bad motherfucker you um yeah that that stuff always destroying but one thing I wanted to ask you quickly because I don't know if you even have that much to say about it um but all this this Rutgers basketball coach thing that's going on it doesn't bother me at all that's what a coach is supposed to do he would he was throwing it at the feet he didn't

I in all the videos I didn't really see anything I had an elementary school uh gym teacher who was from the army and the thing he would do he would take a basketball and if you weren't paying attention he would never hit anyone but it would go right over your head and everyone loved him his name was mr die and I had these kids could transfer that I had no problem with the coach acting like that to be honest I have no problem with the coach doing a lot of things yeah you can't fucking touch me can't fucking touch me Lee you can't fucking touch me okay you can't fucking touch me nobody should be able to fucking touch you then why did they stay because they under a fucking agreement it's like a fucking poor chick with a rich old fucking guy that's got nowhere to go it's like

a battered fucking woman that's got nowhere to fucking go sometimes you really you think it's that serious me I would have knocked that motherfucker out like we did in high school you know but Mike running I'm calling him right now he's smacked the fuck out of the baseball coach and that would have been fine I see Lewis Oliver punched the fucking principal in the seventh fucking grade okay you never let somebody touch you never I don't give a fuck okay that's your body that's your fucking body oh shit oh shit is this my sexy girl I decided not to wear any clothes to church that's you're not supposed to wear fucking clothes to church I gotta wear clothes just because I'm fucking here and Lee's in the room if not I'd be over here scratching my nuts sniffing

my fingers you know how we do it beautiful oh yeah I saw your tweet about how you need to put your fingernails that's right because you never know if you're sure you know I always put my finger at my ass when I affect sure not my own ass just I wiggle outside to get the party started you know I'm saying sometimes you got dead dick you did one too many lines of coke and you're eating that monkey you got to put a little pink in your ass just to just to motivate things down there top of that my girl is calling in today uh how are you my friend I am doing very very well how are you I know you had a busy trip a busy weekend yeah everything you know when you fucking got to do shit with the family and carry packages I was carrying teddy bears and kids and kids it was

it was pretty great it was great to be in Tennessee of my wife how was your weekend my love I'm trying to remember what I did oh yeah I was in San Francisco I'm like uh my name brain is like a big whirlwind but yeah I know it's great which the weather is better you know you know what I'm saying well you're here in California where you're in Las Vegas or you're in New York for the weekend I couldn't understand what you had said uh no I was in San Francisco um I live in Las Vegas and I will be going back to New York actually okay so yes uh I do all of them did you originally from New York originally yeah from mong island so I have that like accent if I really wanted to come out only when I'm drunk okay no no it's I heard it the

other day on the phone so he must have a glass of wine did you have some uh I wanted to say what well I guess I'm contacting yes just to let you know you're the first adult princess to ever call in you know really so it's an honor to have you yeah yeah I've never really had uh uh anybody from the industry call you know I go on Sam Tripoli's show and I go on the shows and there was always a lot of girls called in so I didn't want to step on his toes but when Kenji called in and I spoke to him and uh he spoke highly of you and I looked at some of your work and I was fucking impressed but what impressed me the most about you when we started talking the other day and how sharp you were you a sharp little fucking tack thank you well when you suck a lot of comp you gotta get that

like um yeah it just kind of happens it kind of hits it in your brain when it goes way deep down your throat and it hits up you know when it blows the load and then it kind of sparks something in you and you see things clearer now I'm joking um but seriously yeah thank you but yeah you know it's like Ken is my ex husband I was there Ken he's my second husband I've been married four times and uh Ken and I stayed cool where we're friends and when he told me he was on your show I'm like get out I'm like Joey's funny as fuck I'm like really and he's like yeah I'm like is it cool can I go on and he's like yeah and it's actually my friend you know Shibuti is yes yes yeah yeah yeah we're talking about Shibuti hey Shibuti he's awesome so Shibuti was the one he tweeted me he's

like your ex husband's on on Joey's show right now I'm like he is you know and I was just like you know you know so she's like right on and then I got a hold of Ken and I'm like you gotta hook me up with Joey I gotta be on Joey's show if I like it and so he's like okay so it worked out very well thank you so much for giving me on no thank you but it was funny we you know what we do on this show is just you know Tabitha I don't I know when you talk to different people when you talk to some girl I mean I don't know how to say this without you you've been around you follow I'm saying to you've been around the block and sometimes you see a 20-year-old girl that's just getting into the industry or whatever you bump into she's very sweet

and you know that something's not right there but this this person can do a lot more you ever have that feeling about somebody you're like wow this person can maybe do something better with themselves and out of the business or just no maybe in the business maybe somebody is is an you know people evolve maybe they would be a good director or something but it's really weird how people get stuck in their lives and you and I were having a conversation about divorce because I've been divorced once I'll tell you it was as devastating as losing my mother the first divorce I've never been divorced or just my my divorce it was devastating because I lost everything you know emotionally and financially and all this shit and it was tough to recover but

the best thing about my divorce was I got into comedy because I had nothing I had nothing to lose right and you were telling me the story of the other day in between divorces how you were married to a guy and you looked beautiful the guy wouldn't touch you and you lived like a princess he gave everything tell us the story I really love that thing oh it's really true um I was married at age 23 and um he was a nice guy and again financially happy it was great you know I didn't realize we we had a lot of money actually he did I can't say we because he's the one who really worked but um I wasn't working I became a housewife and he was so busy working all the time and here I was going to begin six days a week you know I had really long blonde hair um you know

big boobs you know and I looked good I really took care of myself and he was um what happened was he would go to work early in the morning and he would come home you know like about five o'clock in the evening I had dinner you know he would take a shower and he'd fall asleep on the couch and I had to get him up and have him go to bed so our sex life really suffered if we had sex well in 73 weeks that was good and when you're a newlywed and you're young you know being a 20 through 24 year old girl who's going to the gym and taking care of herself do you feel like there's something wrong with you you feel like it's you and I went to psychiatrists I was on what was that I would cry in front of a mirror every day for two months I did I cried every

every night before I went to bed and I thought it was me and I'm it really it was and it was he was working to secure our future of course I see that as I get older but I just thought you know what I I don't I'm not happy and I had friends approach me at the gym used to go to the gym who were in the adult business and they asked if I would do a scene and actually they asked if my husband would do the scene with me and I said now you want to do it but I wanted to see it so I went and I got an hrd test um kids have a test when you go to work and uh and this is back in the 90s so this is 95 I went and I was 25 years old and I went from Las Vegas to California got in a plane and saw a movie watched them film it I wanted to see how they did it first

I said oh I could do this this is easy went in and it was so natural to me just to go in and do a scene and once I did the scene I never went back home to my husband I stayed in California my mom moved me out of the house that I was in I told him to keep everything I didn't even want my car and you know he had a big house everything I'm like I don't know I I want $60,000 that's all I want it's 60 grand I don't want your IRAs I don't need your business I don't want anything you know it's 60 grand and that's fine and but like we're being married over two years together or over three that's not a lot of money but like you know what I gave up everything I went into something that I knew nothing about I knew nothing about porn not a damn thing but I thought you know what this

could be fun and you know what I will because I'm going to work I'm going to make a name for myself I told myself that and I did so yeah it's kind of similar in a different way your story you know what I'm saying it's the but it's the same thing it's really the same thing you were there you had everything but you weren't fucking happy and one day that was opened up and it said and whatever it's in the adult business you went you fucking rocked it because I saw the one tape with you attacking some young guy or something a delivery guy I loved it I fucking loved it you attacked it you know well people understand anything is better than sitting on the fucking couch waiting for something to happen in your life oh yeah you're not going to get anywhere nothing and you know

and I get a lot of flak because it's porn and it's kind of like and right now I'm doing other things like a direct show I'll help direction my husband's teaching me my husband's a director actually um but I produce shows uh we have a regular show that we're working on now I'll tell you about it later um I'm not to announce what it is but it's more of a mainstream show it has nothing to do with porn but I get a lot of flak because it's oh well couldn't you've done something else because like you know porn porn's disgusting porn is this and I'm like if it's so disgusting then why do so many people watch it you know it's like really and I don't I don't see it that way actually I feel more liberated and free from doing porn and I've made a lot of money I I've

done well for myself I made a name for myself yeah there are a lot of guys I've lost some respect from people yeah but those are the people I don't want to be around anyway yeah no you're reading up dad hey the people don't respect you they don't stand online with your routes and pay for your fucking groceries so they could all suck your dick or in your case they could eat your ass you know I'm the same what I mean I was a criminal and and I know that uh growing up I lost a lot of friends because of the things I did but they're not there with a fucking hand down or they're not there helping you in this life you have to do whatever the fuck you gotta do and now you evolve I mean yeah you did it but it was a stepping stone it's not like there's two lives to every

fucking job right now I come 50 when I got into comedy tea I gotta be honest with you I got into this to party I wanted to be Lenny Bruce I wanted to shoot everyone at night and hang out with strippers and jazz musicians at the Chelsea Hotel in New York and I wanted to do comedy and that was what I wanted to do this is why I got into this I didn't get into this to have a kid and have a girlfriend and pay taxes and you know go to seminars I paid this to this a fucking beer I did this yeah and you know people don't they don't they don't and I for you to say that that people judge you stop me you know I love when people stop being my friend I fucking love it I love when people go away and they can't take they can't take it no I love it I love it and I love when they disappear

that with no drama you know instead of confronting me and saying I don't like how you live your life but I rather you go the fuck away because you know you weren't meant to be there anyway that's why sometimes I'm heavy on people because I want to see if they'll hang out if they don't hang I fuck you weren't supposed to be around anyway so what's this big thing you're working on talk to me T oh this big thing yeah it's I can't even talk right yet but all I can say is that there's no TV show and we're working on it we started with our voices all cracked but I got a low to the throat boundary but so working on that now we start filming next week actually so it's gonna it's gonna take a while but it's good because it's been going well for me so I actually

felt financing our show so just because it's a little pointer you know it's so horrible Joey that I can't even finance my own show but um yeah so we're we're doing it ourselves and um it's pretty cool once I can tell you exactly what it is I will let you know I want to even come in to see you that's cool I'm gonna come and hang out with you yes no you can do it I'm gonna fuck you up but let me ask you something and let me just uh the beauty about this society that we're living in front entertainer now at any level is that you don't need anybody no more T you don't need anybody no more you know you want to get your word out there there's a web page you can write a blog you take pictures of your asshole you can stab other people and put them on there and eventually

if you have enough belief in what you're doing you'll get the word out there oh yeah no I think that social media especially now too it's like twitter it's huge I don't like facebook thank the facebook and bug me so I don't like it but I don't like it no but there's too many fucking christians on facebook I love you on twitter you're the real fucking deal I say like some addict don't like hey get up wash your ass it's a beautiful day to be alive you just twitter picture you fucking asked the other day I woke up to a picture you asked and I would have banged one out but I was in a rush you're following me sometimes you just can't fucking bang one out when you it's like carrying a body and moving around but that's the way to say hello to people

on twitter fuck all this nonsense have a great day you saw somebody a picture you're pussy for breakfast you leave the fucking house with a different look on your face you follow me I just saw a chick's fucking monkey on there on twitter and nobody says nothing to you I love it I fucking love it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no I do that this when I reach a milestone like let's say um I was at look you know twitter's weird number it's going up and down it's really weird okay like let's say I hit 80 000 dollars that would post take care of the monkey you know what I'm saying but um then I stayed up for like big numbers but I always post the morning like I wake up with some beautiful titties beautiful titties with the sun shining on them yeah look

see I say good night it's the ladies they're called the ladies the ladies come on city Tuesday so you know and post cities it's all day tomorrow you know it's like it's a body and if you can't forget the body don't fucking click on the link to look at it that's how I see it oh it's beautiful I love that you do it I fucking love it that's why because when I saw that I'm like you know what she's got it she's got the fucking right attitude fuck around fuck preaching leechy and all this shit here's a picture that'll get a smile on your face bam I love you team from the bottom of my heart and I'm happy you called Danny and I want you to call him once a month I want you to give me a fuck make some make a portion

up for me that you come and report to these church of what's happening now pick a movie of the month or one of your favorite scenes or uh a historic day and time at the Stevens life I love to get Johnny a lot more I love you at all my heart oh thank you and I will talk to you soon what are you gonna be in LA when you're in LA tweet me and we'll do something you can oh you know what we're doing a live podcast so I love to get you on if you're in LA we're doing about the ice house we just put up the Vinnie Kerr don't want to people like that we think we've got a nice recipe and you would fit perfectly in one of those to tell a little bit what are you what are you doing though because I have a podcast too actually that I do I show you on my

yeah and I'm in Vegas memorial day oh yeah yeah yeah good yeah but let's get together we'll just work everything out yeah because I'm going to Vegas for the memorial day but you uh July 4th for sure for the UFC with Joe we're doing a show so but man I think I'm just gonna go watch the fight so I'd love to call you up and if we could be there the whole time I'd love to do a podcast with you whoever the fuck you do it I don't give a fuck I don't know if you do it live or you know as long as I can do a topless if you do the topless podcast yes I do a topless podcast and I even take a nutsack out you know me I'm a strong I'm a fucking sandwich I'll do it naked you know me I don't give a fuck I'm 50 yeah you know me I'll show you some balls that'll make

fucking people cry oh well yeah take this ball and smash those oh please and I'll do a scratch system we'll do like a 3d section on the podcast we could do a scratch a sniff you can like an interactive screen you can scratch my ass hold the sniff your fingers whatever I don't give a fuck I'm Catholic all right we'll talk have a great day all right beautiful thank you so whatever the fuck you decide to do I mean when she was telling me the story the other day it was breaking up here it was an amazing thing because she made a move you know when I was married I was in hell the first time this time I think about it Lee and I get sick and I think about how I used like how I like coming home now yeah you don't know what has to

you don't know what it is to have a life when you don't like coming home because you don't like the person you're married to or the person you live with yeah and the thing that sounded similar to yours I mean your ex-wife did some pretty shitty stuff with the baby afterwards but when you broke up it was kind of the same thing her husband in reality didn't do much of anything wrong it's he was he was working hard and he wasn't fucking his whole wife which I don't understand but when you're working hard at what didn't happen you and your wife just weren't or ex-wife weren't meant to be together and she did shitty shit afterwards but you it was basically the same thing you went and did comedy I was done guys when I got divorced in 1991

but that's June let's say that June of 91 I probably had every major credit card I had a couple grand in the bank I had zero debt I didn't believe that that you know that yeah I had zero debt if I wanted something I bought it if I had a credit card I bought a plane ticket I paid it off at the end of the month there was zero debt I started with my credit from a college visa card what you get your first loan or your first program you got a visa application the mail pre-approved with a hundred dollar bill if you sign it they want you they want you out of fucking high school they want a lawyer you know and I'm not kidding you I never had no credit I always got paid cash I had bank accounts but there was my mother's name my mother had them

and stuff like that I wasn't one of those type of guys or that and what we just talking about fucking I'm about break about your divorce and no no no I'm not I'm talking about the thing but uh by or by a year later I had all those 15 credit cards maxed out really I was so much fucking debt guys I mean I'm not even kidding I was dying I was selling drugs I was doing comedy for $50 a fucking week you know every Tuesday at the broker for a steak and the rest came out of Valium's I sold Valium's I sold Valium's I couldn't sell Valium's anymore I get a hundred of them for $200 I'd sell them for I don't even know I don't even know what the money was at the time whatever but uh this is what made me get into comedy because I had done comedy that

July we broke up that October but I was doing it as a hobbyist yeah I was I would have become one of those people and I fucking hate town and they do it but they always have something else to do and they just have a business car and the shit like that when we broke up and I was confronted with uh nothing and even then I still didn't it took me two years to really grasp what was going on in my life that I was going broke and after I stopped feeling sorry for myself was when I said I have nothing to lose now I have nothing yeah I had nothing I had a white Nissan 19 whatever fucking car if it was a 91 think about it Nissan yeah uh no when they were dotson oh sure that's how old the car was I went from having an accurate tiger a brand new and a

brand new Ford truck to having a fucking dotson and that's how I got to come in 1994 I got separate 91 I didn't even really zip into comedy till maybe October in 93 was when I said you know what this is what I need to do it's not getting any better it's not getting any better the addiction was bad the you know money for the kid was bad I had nothing so I might as well go for it and I went for it's the best time to go for something you got nothing yeah I know where the fucking go can't get no worse than what it already is exactly and sometimes it gets better and sometimes it don't but you'll never know until you fucking wrap your hands around and say suck my dick am I lying to you don't you don't even do it with me look at you with this gambling thing you know

you like it and I know you're a smart guy you can make a living off it you're gonna take a couple knocks you're gonna call a couple times and say I need five grand for three points for a couple weeks because that's what you need your bankroll the most important thing in a in a in a sports is a bankroll yeah as you learned parley's suck dick oh yeah so you have to attack one game at a time and eventually you'll learn that the game that's on cbs not the game you want to bet no most people say I don't like that that because I can't watch it you follow me so they highlight those games those are the games I have action on them you gotta bet the new mexico states the wichita states the fucking yeah you even me I called you in syracuse my friend said syracuse

gonna close yeah but then it went so it wasn't that fucking close but uh the thing the one time I wore one or two times I won and they they don't do it often but they made a mistake on uh on like friday or saturday night i was probably friday they had it was oklahoma city playing uh the indiana uh pacers and they had the pacers favored by three you know mba i know a little bit i know i know i'm a more than a casual fan but i knew that indiana shouldn't be favored over over oklahoma city by three so i bet and i want to but i won i won like 250 and i was like oh shit because that i mean it was awesome but uh it's kind of like with uh with cut when they say i'm blackjack you have to wait like you really have to have a lot of money to play because you're

gonna lose a lot in a row and you have to wait until it gets good you have to wait for that one time they make a mistake like he said he told me not to bet parlays he said wait for that one game where they make a mistake and put you see we say like put the house on that motherfucker you just that's how you have to do it i think we're gambling the more you're dilly dally yeah the more you're gonna fucking lose don't you have a high chance of losing straight up yeah can you imagine dilly down like when i go to the track and i bet two trifectas and i'm dilly dally yeah i'm dilly dally you take that one fucking horse and you blast it for everything it's going off eight the fucking one and you keep going you keep going on the next race and the next race it might be a three

to one and you're there you at least you made two dollars on your fucking dollar you know but at least and you know i gotta hold you you know a horse is gonna win yeah there's no money at the end of this fucking horse it's gonna go off whatever there's no fucking money why it's like throwing spaghetti against the wall so your movements are very calculated you just can't bet like a fucking Puerto Rican on the fifth i gotta check in my fucking hand no your movements have to be very calculated because just because you know that you might win it's like that chicken the bar that you know you're gonna fuck it you fucked 80 times you're coming up mouth and eyeballs but you know there's drama attached to it yeah she's a good piece of ass but you know you're

gonna hear about the father and how the brother beating with a fucking broom handle you don't want to put up for this shit you know follow me that's that fucking thing so sometimes you just lay off until a good one comes along that's a thing with that sports back yeah but then you're hitting it from all angles because why you're making money there you're playing cards oh yeah oh yeah so it's it's a hard fucking thing you gotta be really sharp you can't get high you gotta be sharp and the other thing is and one of the main reasons i'm not gonna i i i would love to make a living off of it but i i went to like i went to a a local bar in vegas yesterday for lunch and i see it all the time in the casinos and i saw it in san diego the people who are there all day every day

and are just sitting at the slots constantly putting in money or constantly making making bets are the people that the fucking lose and that's uh they're doing too much of it like like just the tapatha who just who just spoke she's not the porn star who's gonna be there at 50 doing a hundred all day whatever you always have to be moving forward and at some point gambling isn't going to be enough to do it so you gotta be careful because i can feel myself getting pulled in i won yesterday and all i wanted to do was take all my winnings and put on one bet that's all i wanted to do i didn't do it but and and my friends didn't understand that i couldn't to me i'm like how could you not want to do that but to me like i wanted to just do it but i i didn't but action

it's called action brother it's called action and some people fucking love it and some people don't and some people are scared of it oh i love it somebody you're looking at somebody that's scared of it but you did a lot of sports betting i did sports betting to a certain fucking age okay and then i stopped you know what that age was what 21 i sports really met it heavy for one year and i knew that a it wasn't my company b i it could be it could be but it's and c the first thing people told me two people came up to me after my mother died after a year after my mother died and said you don't gamble do you and i was like no they're like we don't think you should because your mother she was not a good fucking gambler so i knew it was in my blood

i didn't want to fuck with it yeah you're following me so to me and i've told this on the podcast a thousand times it became that if i'm gonna fucking lose money to somebody i might as well put it up my nose and at least look out a window my dick sucked with some chick that's fucked up or something to me what that was what was having a good time was yeah that's sitting at the bar with a 70% of me losing with other fucking eight losers sitting there hoping for something to come in yeah that's not what i really wanted to do by no fucking means no you're following me so yeah that's not what i was into and it just didn't work for me it just that whole world didn't work for me and once they get you leave they get you but you have to be really smart about it i lived with a kid that was

up 50 fucking grandly oh yeah my mistake he was a fucking retard he was one of my best friends in life i miss him daily but he was a retard people i'm telling you right now the kid didn't even talk hmm he was funny that was my brother but he didn't even fucking talk and i saw him bet a thousand to the parlay and turned that into 60 thousand dollars over four or five months this guy was betting and going to sleep he was calling a bet and going to sleep and wake up in the morning go fuck and he lose and we both got into the cycle and it was one two three it was like six of us at this time and we'd sit at the bar and then when we lose we have to go steal that's how that whole chain thing started that's how all these fucking stories started with me

about that age that's when all i did my shittiest fucking work was when i was gambling i was mixing my addictive fucking personality with the gambling personality and just me of losing a parent and being a fucking limbo in my mind and put it all together and half the time i was putting bets with people i knew and sometimes i was putting bets with people i didn't know and tell them to suck your dick now you can't go to your favorite hotspot for a fucking month because and even though if he wasn't going to beat me up i don't want to be interrupted when i'm fucking doing my thing you're following me you got my 200 dog you told me last week was i don't need that activation so i had that going on plus you have people looking for you for stealing you got people

looking for you for all of them for drugs so i had this whole thing yeah so i don't i don't know what the turning point my life was i lost 800 dollars to the same bookie that my roommate lost 30 000 dollars to and this was the guy who who lost it on the superbowl and then never bet again yeah never bet again never watch sports again and it chiseled him it sizzled him for the rest of his life it ruined him ferdy never recovered from that and i'll tell you what the parents blame me and another friend of mine steve of illo he was called the podcast yeah i talked to him steve of illos one of the sharpest guys you'll ever know one of the sweetest men that walked this planet you know i see the post he does on facebook he's got the band band masters yeah and they travel

around the past masters i'm sorry they travel around he told me one time that ferdy told him after high school that my mother hates you because you used to have parties at your house and i would go and get drunk you know that's the kind of family he came from but about two years ago i seen the younger brother on facebook and i hit him up and said have your brother call me and he didn't return my call so i knew that that was still running in their family it was because of us that he gambled that really fucked him up because he had to get two jobs he had he had basically worked from six in the morning to midnight five days a week he slept four or five hours and he went back he pumped gas at night and stole at the gas station he took a batch of something the daytime he worked at his

father's restaurant and when i went back and saw him be his lady he wasn't the same person at all i could tell he was a little mad at me and apprehensive because i split on the 800 and i asked him what's what about what that guy did you pay him all his money he goes like 7800 i told him to go get you you pay him the 800 i pay him the 800 so i always knew he was mad at me because i told the guy to go fuck himself i wasn't paying him 800 i went to colorado you know but it was uh i don't like it i till this day i like fucking around with it with people and i see a move and i'll report it like i like the sunday night totals and football that's where i'm really fucking good that's it scared i could like that's it what is it called like grand salami

in baseball where it's like the they add up all the runs and you do a plus or minus yeah that's that's what i like i like i i like blackjack because i feel like i'm in a little bit more control because i i i decide what it's uh what like what i'm gonna hit and and stuff like like that but i can't if i could if i live closer i'd go to vegas every night i know you wouldn't you wouldn't and lee there's nothing wrong with it as long as you understand the other side of it you understand what could happen you know i i always enjoyed the movie around this around i don't hear that matt dillon no it's a matt no matt uh what's his name wasn't that movie uh round this is a great fucking movie about a poker player it's about matt daemon with uh john malkovich playing the

russian gangster at the end it's yeah it's matt daemon edward norton yeah paul sissaro john tutorial oh tremendous movie john tutorial is tremendous it's about gambling and it's about this kid who loses a ton of fucking dough and then he swars off gambling and he gets into chicken the fantastic four isn't she plays at the pool hall at the poker hall in new york and it's funny because i money went on facebook he when we were kids he was a gambler he was a casino dealer at one of those underground spots in new york okay like if you live in new york you gamble every night too i'll sit into a place i make a phone call and you're in a basement in fucking spanish Harlem that looks like las vegas oh really looks like las vegas they got food they got chicks sucking dick there i used

to go to one of 181st street in broad uh an amsterdam it was a parking garage yeah a parking garage at night the top floor everybody thought it was parking they turned into a legal casino Jesus a fucking parking garage and you get blown you get harrowing you get your dick sucked the last time i went over i went over to a friend of my christy lorenzo and he used to have a brother named bonehead amio i talked about him on the podcast and they uh had a sister called donna they had a girlfriend amio bonehead got a girlfriend called donna who was chinese and italian guys when i tell you this chick was fucking banging and i was 18 i'd wake up over there hung over and i looked to see was in the living room and she'd be completely naked with her legs open sleeping

and i look into a pussy and i fucking my head was almost exploding i ran out of there i go to this gambling casino one night all fucked up i'm sleeping pills and shit and i see donna in there and she goes you can get me out of here and i had a car downstairs i was all fucked up i had woken up in a car i had been out with friends of mine they left me the keys i took the car keys i left my friends in the city and i took this chick donna over to a hotel in fort lee nigeria this is fucking crazy we must have done an eight wall of blood nothing happened here i was in a love letter she was going to show me a pussy nothing fucking happened so that's the way to end a monday morning fucking podcast hit that note don't get it together at least think of what you're

doing no i'm fine you'll be fine if not call dave yankulo you she fucked up and i was gonna tell you they called him don't you have his number i'm sure i do i just uh you fucked up you got away did you check the messages this last week we had a couple people calling didn't we raffi may said he called it on friday there's there's one message apparently i don't know why i don't know why he's calling on friday but yeah i think we have one message but anyway listen let me give some shoutouts real quick let's talk a couple minutes here let me give some shoutouts first off to my main man at nashville i gotta give uh nashville fucking death squad a big shoutout that dude's a sharp fucking guy i met him he got me into the zanies he's doing a great job for

death squad and death squad as a whole you know what you motherfuckers are popping up everywhere like roaches they got kent they got everywhere and we're gonna try to see all these this year at least i am with fucking the flying jude dunkins back today uh his mother passed my deepest condolences if you go on duck and truss will send him some fucking condolences there but the most important well people personally i met this week was a little fucking skinny kid named hank Diaz and with his partner came to the show and outside they fucking hugged me and they had to go to work in krogos they stocked shelves at fucking krogos that's how i did the job it broke my fucking heart i want to cry right there but there was too many fucking people like these guys came

to the show and they're going to fucking work all night he had a stay black shirt so i gotta give you a lot of love and i love krogos don't get me wrong i used to use the calling cards and buffalo fucking krogos delicious they got the fucking chicken the the wings bigger than your fucking heavily 22 points a piece of you at weight watches so hank diaz i love you your little buddy you came out nashville fucking like i said nashville death squad stay black there's a vet online his name is on on twitter he's at your feet y a r f i clothing for the individual not the fucking masses this guy's a vietnam vet if you're a vet and you're trying to help other people these are the guys i know there's him and there's another guy who used to make leather jackets used to

listen to beauty of the beast we would fuck around every once in a while these guys are out there they're disabled you know the little pennies they make they send it to other vets this guy's a vietnam vet not one of these fucking guys that you know did his fucking duty in san diego and walks around with a fucking camouflage these guys are a real deal you know i don't know if there's lists online because i've been interested in this if there's lists online for these veterans who make badges and different shirts and leather pieces and whatever this guy makes hoodies so you put your wallets in remember we're talking about my wallet you offered me a wallet but i thought it was one of those biker wallets with the fucking chain like sun's attic i don't need that shit i don't even

like shit in my pocket but uh this is not about this is about him and what he does you know so help him out like i said he's oh he's an at-yard fee clothing for the individual not the masses he's also his name is jamie why sadhuina why why gara what the fuck i'm stoned sergio ortega rami oliva death squad national death squad as a whole and my man shorn fucking cappuccino you're following me what the fuck what are you looking at also i'm not doing dick till i get to miami some people going back to cali cali cali i'm going back to miami emmy emmy april 19th two fucking shows we need to add this second with no fuck around go to south beach comedy festival get your ticket now it's gonna be a party i'm flying in weed right now as we speak and then

dropping it into the ocean on a fucking helicopter some oh gee i got i'm fucking high today dog and that chimo chew didn't help fuck you leaf and i'm doing a chimo chew with your uncle joey i saved that for y'all but i could have been a fucking jew and held on to it and got into a bunker and don't pretend like you didn't you told us already you had one last night but i could have done both of them you know me i don't fuck around i gotta eat one for each leg here and then i've been i've been fucking austin i've been utah i'm coming to long island i'm going to arizona this year we're going to our place i'm bringing leader uh san jose and june for the weekend with me so june 25th take it off we're going up there doing some business all right i'm gonna get you

into a fucking reefing business a weed country anyway you know i love you guys as always listen guys i gotta talk to you about something i don't know if you people know this is November 26th i was smoking at night i stopped smoking the wife had the baby uh i'm a fat fuck diet is so important and especially here at the church we try everything we do fat men alert fat men alert so do me a favor dog i need your help too i'm fucking done you know and it's killing me leave because i work hard on it and i'm gaining weight and i don't know what i'm eating that's killing me i don't know what the fuck it is it's not like so it is i don't know what has happened and even when i eat light i get on the scale i'm i'm even i don't lose any fucking weight but that happens

it's uh it i mean it happens with everyone who's losing weight you you hit a plateau and you got changed one little thing i think it's time to get dolce back on it i think it's time to go to vegas for a week and just hang out with dolce oh yeah he tweeted me a couple times we talked a little bit over the weekend it was nice he's a good fucking dude dolce's got the podcast it's kicking ass because people want to know how to fucking get healthy people don't know people don't fucking know even if you think you know you really don't fucking know it's it's it's heartbreaking yeah and he he uh he tweets he retweets people who take pictures of the making his food and someone tweeted a picture of his fried chicken which i'm sure isn't fried but it looked delicious

no it's in the oven it's delicious i tell you what i really like is pasta oh cool i gotta make it you gotta make it fresh and i'm fucking lazy and i'm getting fatter by the fucking day fatter and uglier and fucking older something's bleeding in the flesh no you're not yes i am getting old dog my ears are getting bigger you know they're gonna get to be like 60 get those long ears like fucking dumbo that shit's in my blood everybody's trying to get that nip tucked in their face at least you know your cut at least you don't have your head is growing by the fucking day you understand my head Lee is fucking bigger than ever bigger where's the other camera Lee it's coming i have the other camera i have to get something to hook it up i was gone i was gone for two days for the first

time in a year give me a break that's my fault we've been talking about this camera for three weeks we've been talking about for one week and i have the camera i need to get something to hook it up give me one but give me a little bit you gotta get somebody to hook it up i gotta get something i can hook it up what is this gonna what is this gonna take what what do you mean what is it gonna take i'm just gonna fucking take i told you it's gonna take a week that was three weeks ago each time you said it gets longer i was talking about this four years ago lee you're slipping man he is fucking slipping anyway listen uh as usual uh podcast is brought to you by on it yeah but here's the fucking a lot of people have been hitting me up lately i've been going on and they

really like the strong bone i'm not kidding you that shit works if you're a fat fuck and how do i go because i've been doing that fucking treadmill that that elliptical and that's the test my hips hurt and my hips never fucking hurt before i don't know if it's my hips some of my thoughts or something i think that was back in my ass or something but uh you know that shit fucking works on your knees i don't have knee pain i was just thinking about this morning when i went down the stairs stop the leak i don't have fucking knee pain no more now you have any fucking knee pain at all not at all now i got the strong bone in my system so it's been like four weeks it's not it's gone you know i've never had elbow pain i guess my shoulders get stuck if i sleep it's fucking 300

pounds on a little fucking joint but besides that you know when i hit the fucking pads or whatever it feels great try if you're a fat fuck just do me a favor i think there's only one size for strong bone so if you're gonna go for broke go for fucking broke get the strong bone get the fucking immune with the shroom tech immune because that's shit like i said my allergies have been on fire they're not reacting to something lately this is the only reason why i've been clogged up well i'm not doing blow i'm here on fucking time and i'm a soldier i'm not doing blow this is fucking weird this has been like the last two years the biologies have been fucking dying i don't know what to do so uh but anyway get the strong bone allergy i'm fucking high get the the strong bone

get the immune and get the head protein you won't be fucking sorry you know for you people who don't like taste the the protein and the milk this is delicious fucking delicious the chocolate if you're a stoner fucking delicious i'm not kidding you know that old school chocolate that is you're drinking again like a chocolate mustache on your lip oh that type of shit is nice and you make it think well like trust me people go to strong go to fucking on it dot com type church in the box c h u r c h boom there you go get 10% off you get fucking emails when we get the kettle bells with my face don't worry about nothing we got you over here at on the the church or what's happening now like i said i love all you motherfuckers go out there and go for it today don't fuck

around cut the motherfucker off you got places to be you're a soldier you're with the church i love you motherfuckers we'll see you wednesday thank you for the love of the live podcast we're going to keep doing these we're going to perfect these until they sound like juniors priest live and fucking bangler desh unleashed in the east with a bunch of japanese people whatever the was so i'm loving i'm loving that you're loving to go to joeydears.net for all your dates and t-shirts have been on fire thank you for the support uh the main t-shirt the long sleeve you're supporting the podcast you're helping us out and that's it lee you got anything to tell these cocksuckers no i no fucking thanks for listening and uh finally all stars again what do you got for me i got caught

stealing all right hit it motherfuckers i am trolling now walk right through the door i walk right through the door