Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #064 - ARI SHAFFIR | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT
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What's happening you bad motherfuckers it's Wednesday
May 11th welcome Uncle Joey's joint. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive
You know, it's been a weird week, but not really
Hopefully the NFTs get put up today on patreon. So that's a fucking good thing
NFTs like electronic art a lot of people into them. I don't know much about them
I know that I was getting tortured for a few weeks if I was gonna do NFTs and my agent called with an NFT guys
So I said fucking let's put it together a little something for the fucking patreon people, you know, you got to take care of your people
And I want to talk to you people about some about I want to talk to you people about something today. That's been
On my mind lately. I was talking to my neighbor the other day and he was
Talking about this period of time that we've gone through, you know
And it was weird like I was fucked up like everybody else March April May June July had my ups and my downs
You know how to make decisions, but a decision that came to me July 12th
The day that they said they weren't gonna reopen the schools. I had to make a decision on what to do with my daughter
And I was like fuck it. She's going to school. So I got to move
I didn't know where I was gonna move, but there was another decision I made on July 12th
And this is goes back to journaling and it goes back to all these things that I do
To be a better me and that's checking yourself from time to time
You have to be honest enough to look at yourself in the mirror and go
What are the areas I need fucking help with like what the fuck is going on with my life?
Like I didn't want to move to New Jersey and bring luggage
You know, I was on Rogan one time and he asked me about how I got funny like I went from
Being a mediocre comic to a good comic in 98 and I explained to him that we lose luggage as we as we get older
you learn how to deal with personal conflicts and
You eliminate them and it makes you better
Whether it's addictions, you know, I became better as I was giving things up, you know
I always knew I wasn't gonna give up reefer and when I was doing coke
I was committed to cocaine. I mean, I'm not gonna lie to nobody
I was committed to cocaine because I knew I wasn't gonna quit
But I was also committed to quitting when it came time to quit and I got better from it
So as a human being you have to look at yourself from time to time and go. I'm a fucking piece of shit like I did
I'm slipping in all these areas and nothing was more evident to me was when I did something
I fucking I'm totally against and that's watching myself
Right before we moved one day. I go if I start a podcast
What do I want the next podcast to be if I do start that and I turned on the church
And I saw myself with a fucking white t-shirt on and I realized that right there. I had been slipping
You're not supposed to wear fucking t-shirts as a t-shirt
Right there like my mind right there. Like just those little things made me knew made me know
That my mind wasn't right at that time
I don't know if it was the fucking the edibles
I was taking the fucking amount of reefer I was taking what I was going through the podcast
Going on the road. I don't know what had happened
But I knew one thing that I had let myself go in a lot of little areas
If you look at me today, I could tell you one thing. I gave up butter. I
Only one piece of toast for breakfast wheat toast and I put butter on it and I put butter on mashed potato
You know, I put butter on corn. I eliminated butter from my life
So I lost 30 fucking pounds. That's what you mean to tell me because I live and I was eating that much butter
I wasn't but there were all these things that I had to stop doing
You know, listen, I got problems
I'm always gonna be doing some type of fucking something
So instead of doing the edibles in the daytime. I moved them tonight to sleep
That was a big step right there me not doing edibles at all from the daytime
You guys know me from all the way in fucking September. I wanted to improve on my sleep
I wanted my body to get stronger, you know, I had the fucking surgery out of nowhere
I decided on the surgery in December, you know, like a bionic fucking man
My goal every day during this pandemic was to come out of it
I knew was eventually gonna end but what position was I gonna be in when it ended?
I know right now. There's people that are drinking three times the amount they were drinking
Before the pandemic because they started drinking earlier now
They started drinking at 1 o'clock 12 o'clock 11 o'clock because their day was gone. They collect on employment. They got no fucking job
They got no screen to look at I'm not mad at you. I'm not hating on anybody. I'm just talking about the truth here
So I wanted to come out of this a lot better than I went into it
You know I'm saying like that was my goal once I realized that I was fucking up for so long, you know
Quentin the reefer was not in my plan at all that
That was not my plan. I could show you the fucking change manifesto. I wrote and reefer was not in my plan
What was in my plan was to cut down a little bit? I felt that I was smoking a little too much
I felt that I was smoking in the daytime and I felt that I was carrying over into my family life
And that's why I had a fucking stop like right now. I would love to smoke a joint
It's my fucking basement weed is legal in Jersey, but I'm disrespecting my daughter. This is her house also three people live in this house
This is not just my house
Three people live in this house and I had to make a constant. I had to make a decision about that
I didn't want to smoke anymore in the house. You know, you got to go outside
Down the road. There's a little fucking parking lot that you could smoke your brains out. There's no cops there
Nobody will say nothing to you. It's just a short drive up and if the cops come I could walk from
You know, but these are all little decisions that I made to be a better person. I improved on my journaling
I worked on me being a better husband because I'll tell you what this pandemic when I found out
That we were gonna be stuck in the house
You know instead of becoming her enemy. I became her friend
So out of this out of this fucking pandemic I became a way better husband a way better fucking father
You know, I got sick and tired of calling on Saturday mornings
And my daughter's with her friends and my wife is with her friends and my friends
And I'm in some fucking hotel room in fucking Kansas City playing tittle winks, you know
That's not what I want to do. So when I do go on the road, it's gonna probably be one-offs
You know, I'll do a Friday theater somewhere a Thursday theater somewhere. It's not gonna be I can't keep
Fucking up my Saturdays from my daughter during the week. It's one thing during the week
She's got school and you know, my my rule in my house has always been Monday through Friday do whatever the fuck you want
Saturday and Sunday you got a commitment to your fucking family, you know, so that's been my whole thing
Sister beginning eventually I have a plan and my plan is this to quit smoking for so long
That when I start smoking again, I'll just start smoking at night
And I'll get so far. I'm gonna go back to 14 milligram weed
I'm gonna try to get 40 14 percent weed and start from there and work myself up. That's how you do
That's how you do it. You get your tolerance back
I did this in 89 90 when I was in a halfway house
I would roll a joint and just take one little hit and get fucking
Blast it. I would get fucking
Blast it
So this is what my goal is again. So for you fucking top-heavy-duty guys
Uncle Joe is just taking a breather unbeknownst to me and unbeknownst to you
We have a little zoom guest today. I know you guys some of you don't like it
Some of yous don't give a fuck and some of yous like Joey
We love what you're doing and I appreciate it. This is the only way to do it now and until we move
This is the this is the new standard
A lot of people don't want to do face-to-face. So what do you want me to fucking tell you?
I'm here face-to-face with you cock suckers twice a week. That's all you fucking need
But without further ado my brother mr. Ari Shafir
What's going on cock sucker sorry dude, yeah
What the fuck is that behind you what are you fucking ground zero or some shit? Yeah, I'm rebuilding it
So when people can knock it down again
What's happening brother? How are you? I'm great summer time in New York. How long have you been back for?
Two and a half weeks three weeks. Thanks so far
It's overwhelming
I got called an asshole my second day here by who
But I was making a right on red. I forgot I've been in different countries making a right on red fucking asshole
It was it was three lanes over and I'm like
Sorry calm down my dog would cut off somebody jogging. She's like come on your fucking jogging asshole
Different fucking city isn't it?
Oh my god
Six months made a fucking difference that pandemic fucking killed that New York City. I
Was there three weeks ago? I was in shock. You were why you had to go into daytime and I was blown the fuck away
There was nobody there. Oh, no time square is fucking empty
That's all the homeless had to move down to the fucking east village. There's nobody there nobody in the city fucking
You know 11 in the morning. I left the fucking North Bergen at
1015 and I got to 40th Street between 156th Avenue at 1030 zero traffic zero traffic
I smoked a number. There was nobody on the street
Yeah, you know the Chipotle was open. I went in there to get like a mix
You know, I do the beans and rice sometimes after first mistake during New York City
You're getting Chipotle. How dare there was nothing else
Open there was nothing else on the block. Trust me. I'm not a Chipotle guy at all
Yeah, if I'm gonna pinch the black beans and white rice aren't that bad. I get the bed
I don't need to meet or nothing. I ate it the last time I was in New York
Because I was staying on 33rd and 3rd and there was nothing open at night in that area
So that's why I moved out of that whole fucking hotel because I had to go to Chipotle the one night. It was good
It was good that night. I'm like the black beans and rice are good. Then I went to California
I went to the movies one day and I go. I'll eat at Chipotle. I had to throw the fucking thing away
It was so goddamn bad
But if I'm gonna pinch
And there's and there's no bodega's open and nothing like that. I got a hit fucking
I got a hit fucking Chipotle if I'm gonna pinch. Trust me. I don't want to do it either
But you got to do what you got to fucking do
What else is going on with you you doing stand up look good? Yeah, man. I had to change it all up
I had to change my life all around
I
Wanted to lose weight just for personal reasons
Just I want to lose weight. I want to change my diet up. I
Changed the lifting up like I told you I haven't smoked pot in a week
Just because I would never even imagine
That Joey Diaz couldn't smoke pot. I wouldn't even do a 420 fucking podcast because it was like I'm lying to him
If I do a 420, I haven't eaten an edible in the daytime since October
Do one of my favorite memories is you at the improv in
Hollywood and you stole the crowd you're like, yeah, I'd stop smoking weed and they all were like what they're like boo
You're like, oh, I still vape and do edibles
And they were like, oh, all right
I misunderstood
Yeah, no, I still take my edibles to go to sleep at night last night my fucking I laid down my heart was beating up a storm
I'm like, what the fuck was in this edible? I took like three 200 milligram capsules and I fucking took like the tea and
Two gummies that are edible here. I'm killing me. Why I didn't get used to six months
I haven't had any regular edibles and the weed they have is all dipped in acid
So it's fucking did it's not as strong, but it's more psychedelic where so I was just here and it's like
Ecuador the weed is an acid a lot of it. Yeah
Acid there. Yeah, they love acid. I'll just give it a little sprinkle
When you get fucking, what do you see? What kind of devil do you see when you smoke a joint like lines?
I was I was smoking in the Amazon and I was staring out
It's a sunset all the birds coming out. I just see these lines in the fucking and I'm like, what the fuck kind of
I didn't figure it out for a month and somebody told me some locals like a lot of people dip their weed and acid here
Probably what you got. I mean, I was just like visuals on on weed. Now. I'm like
Maybe it's I'm like, no, I'm a fucking pothead. There's no weed. This is gonna be stronger than I've smoked
This didn't make any sense until they hit me with that acid info
That's crazy. You miss that plane it. Yeah
You're a world fucking traveler, man, you're a world fucking traveler. I can't I give you that props
Right off the bat. You don't give a fuck where you go
You want to go to Cuba everybody wants to go to fucking Cuba. They wouldn't let us in you know
They were less than a hundred COVID cases there
They fucking did it nobody talks about Cuba when it comes to COVID
One person they fucking nailed it. They had the medication
They don't need no fucking stinking vaccine. They got a pill that you're home with in three fucking hours in Cuba
Nobody got fucking COVID. They wouldn't let nobody into the island if you had it. You got shot. That's it. No spreading
We're just shooting you. What do you want a cigarette or a cigar?
Exactly, it's something there. You told me that like it's a thousand dollar ticket if you're caught without your mask
$1,500 fine without a mask and by the way, they're a lot poorer than here
So that's 1500 is like 10,000 here and people just like that. I'm not doing it. They'll throw you in jail
That's what he did in Galapagos. Same shit. They pull a full lockdown at 4 p.m.
You can't be outside. That's like what happened like one of our friends did like what happened like they were arrested
Let out the next day and they said if we catch you again, it's gonna be a week
So it's like people just stop fucking with it there was a place
Mexico at the Gnarcos were shooting people if you didn't have a mask if you didn't have a fucking mask
You were getting shot that's fucking crazy
You don't stand up
You have to stand on Tuesday nights
You're doing a fucking show. How do you feel?
feel terrible
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. I mean I have so
I'm okay. It's not that if I can risk make fun of a crowd member. That's okay
What what's problem is there's three stages of stand-up right now. There's whatever I built in the last few months
There's last summer
Stuff, you know with the election and black lives matter and fucking who knows what you know COVID and then there's stuff
I was doing before I feel like a fraud doing the shit from
16 months ago. I feel like what the fuck's wrong with you couldn't write anything. You're still doing that
I feel like an asshole doing that even though if it's good material. I'm just like not yet
I can't do it yet. I'll get back to it but not yet
What about the material from the special?
done
Finish that tour
So that's it that you're like me. You don't want to use that material and that's it
You're back after a while. I'll tell you what I didn't get on stage for seven months
I got on stage like in September and it felt good for about four minutes
Yeah, yeah, it felt good. I did ten minutes and it felt good for four minutes and then I
I started doing spots at Uncle Vinnie's who I love the club. I love Dino. I love everything about that place and
The more I went down there Ari. Yeah, I felt the more a fraud
Why because just like what you said the material was old
Like I would sit at the computer here and
Look at the old material and try to write new material and I would get down there and I'd forget the new material
And I'd have to hit them with old material and I'd I'd feel like a fucking loser at the end of the night
I
Kept doing it and doing it and going Uncle Vinnie's and doing it
And I really wasn't happy with the work I was doing. I didn't yeah, especially over the summer
You had like yeah massive election. You had black labs matter
You had COVID you had this all this new stuff and you're still doing not you
But I mean if someone's still doing like trap is crazy on 42nd, huh?
The fuck are you talking about? Yeah, no, I wasn't in the moment. I didn't feel myself being in the moment
Yeah, and then I had the knee surgery and I took a month off and I started doing Wednesdays again
And then I tore my IT band
It's still fucking hurts in my cast. No, what'd you do? What were you doing Duncan? You want me to tell you the truth?
Try to do a fucking windmill getting on stage. I
Didn't know what I was doing and when I went to get on stage
I got on stage with the right leg
And I got to tell you something as soon as I stepped it was like a 12 inch step and I didn't realize it
I felt the whole fucking bone in my leg rattle. I
Felt everything rattling and I'm on stage. I got a pain pill in my pocket
But I cannot take
Well, I'm trying to do material with this fucking pain
That is gripping through my body
And I went home and when I got home
I went up the stairs my wife was gone that weekend and when I walked up the stairs
I hurt my leg again, and I had to put ice on it and just lay down and it was shaking
I didn't know what happened the next day was a little swollen and like later that week
I went to the doctor and they told me you they did an x-ray and they go you ripped your IT muscle
So they did like a little incision and put some stuff in there. It was painless. It was evasive
But you know what it never really healed yet. The knee is healed
Dude, I heard people being rusty forget what to do on a stand
I've never heard of someone forgetting how to get on to the stage when I got on to the stage
I got on with my right foot. I forgot all about the surgery
You know you're doing stand-up. You're excited. You know, you're not really you're not thinking about it now
I look at every fucking step I take I'm worse than fucking sting
I look at every fucking step I take every step I take look at my fucking feet
But that night I fucked up my leg
I went to the doctor and she told me I tore it and she goes just stay off it
So I'm gonna catch 22
Because you got to go to the gym and ride the bike to maneuver your knee and you got to use the IT muscle
So the more I build it I rip it to follow a week again with the exercise
So it's just fucking killing me like I have
I'm lying to you. It's not killing me right now. I know
And I go ah
Like I stepped wrong like yesterday I went to my daughter's softball practice
And when I got up off the bleachers one time I put my leg here too far and I could feel
What are we gonna cheer? I don't fucking cheer am I cheerly?
I just sit there with my mouth shut. You can't say nothing because they'll throw you out of the league
Last you got to bring the old school in you got to bring the old school cheering like you didn't sound like fever
We were like, don't let that stick strike you out
I
Last week the coach got into an argument with the ump and my old Joe Diaz came in and I'm like hump you suck
And one of the parents like don't say that they won't let you on the field
You won't be a lot in the field no more. You can't say that
Just ran the fuck away and the coach said something to me two nights ago at practice
He goes hey the reason why I was mad at that ump. I fucking email people afterward and they're gonna they told me the ump was wrong
So the ump had to apologize to me
So I kind of felt shitty that I told the ump. He sucked because he did suck, you know, well whatever don't suck that
By the way that thing you told me, you know, listen, we've watched a lot of movies during this pandemic
I mean I've watched
Thousands of fucking movies to the point where I can't watch another fucking movie
But I did watch Saturday night you rewatch fever way before you said that joke to me the other day
Yeah, they called Ari. I go. What's going on? He goes nothing. I watch Saturday fever last night
I didn't know there was so much rape in the movie. I go. Oh my god. That's right. That's a big rapey movie
Just glance over the rapes. Yeah, no the rape was terrible. You know who the chick is they got raped
She's Paris Pat Parisi's wife on the Sopranos
No way really what's the Sopranos the mother Pat Parisi his wife?
They only show to like season why you're crying when I do it. You didn't cry when he was
Yeah, oh
That is the most disturbing fucking movie in the world. All those 70 creepy cocaine movies that beginning of last night I watched Papillon
Fuck
Wow
Wow, I sat here till 11 o'clock just fucking mesmerized trying to figure out who directed this movie
Because it was like a Stanley Kubrick type movie. I don't know. I got so fucking
Who is the rich guy was it got from the graduate the fucking Jew Dustin Hoffman. Yeah, yeah, he was tremendous the rich
Glasses they bump into Julio from San Fernando's son when they get the Honduras and he fucking runs them out
I mean the movie is fucking tremendous, but back to Saturday night live. I
Don't think I think the 70s. I think I saw look first of all
There's never been a rape scene that I've seen but I don't feel fuck. I don't feel
Feel creepy death wish is the worst rape scene
Saturday night fever is another terrible rape scene. The worst rape scene is the movie with Jody Foster
Thank you. They accuse when she's in the bar in Boston. That was tough
Difficult anytime it's not we want to end just like come on
You're like why do I have to fucking watch this shit? This is death hunts rape scene
Destroyed me when I was a kid because I saw the movie theater all the
The rape scene and death wish with Jeff Goldblum and
You know, I think it's Jeff Goldblum and the first one is fucking disturbing and I saw it as a kid
And I remember thinking about my mother being at the bar going holy shit. This is my mother
Like I'm gonna fucking kill somebody if this happens like this is not good
So all those 70s movies that had that my word whenever I had whenever I in my head like if like if I don't know
Let's say Ren is eating his wife or over his wife. I don't walk the dog real quick
Anybody that I know that it's like they go outside
It goes in my head. They start going like oh, I wonder if as soon as I start thinking rape
I'm just I just in my head ago. Please just someone just murder them instead of that
Yeah, no, I don't
Shit and those 70 movies date. They're a little bit on the graphic side. They're pretty sis has been on
The last four nights and I didn't watch it. I'm like I've seen it too much
Yeah, I got it prepared last time. I saw the fucking exorcist. I did mushrooms by mistake and
went home
I had like an ounce of mushrooms at the office and Lee kept telling me that the mushrooms tasted like shit and
That they grow in shit. How can I eat them? And I'm like fucking me
Everybody fucking mushrooms. You're the only person ever that's complained about them. I've been involved with mushrooms since
1983 in Colorado and
Not one person has ever said to me
They taste like shit, you know, there's people that say they don't taste good. They make it into a tea fuck off
Shut the fuck up. It's good for you. That's like I got so fucking pissed on him one night
But I took the biggest stem in the fucking bag and I go Lee don't taste like shit
I just chewed the whole fucking thing
All the way down swallowed it and then after the podcast I went to pee in the bathroom was purple and I'm like
I got in the car I ran home
Big mistake and it was 10 to 11 when I got home. I go perfect
I watch I witness news and calm down a little bit and go to bed at midnight
And I scrolled, you know how you scroll to see what's coming on the exorcist was coming on
It was 10 to 11. I go fucking. I watch the exorcist
big mistake
Yeah, big mistake. This is too real. That movie's too real. I lasted
Maybe 22 minutes
Yeah, I had to turn it off and run into the bedroom like a little girl and just put my head under the pillow
Then I realized I couldn't fall asleep because I didn't have to sleep apnea mask on
I'm like, what the fuck is going on with my world? This is terrible
Dude, were you legitimately scared of a horror movie? I watched kujo when I was still scared of dogs and tried to walk home three minutes
Uh, am I front of a convalesce? There was a dog just barking in the way. I was like fuck this
I went I took a 45 minutes around the neighborhood. So I just have to pass that dog
I gotta tell you something. You just reminded me of a fucking tremendous movie. I haven't watched
Kujo in 20 years. I tell you the movie sensation another one real. It's real. So it's like this could happen
You know what's really good? What the book?
I read that book when I was locked up. Oh the kujo the book. Oh
Very scary. I think I had a cover of a
Of a something on the cover. What is it a dog a lion? What are they scared of a dog?
Kujo's a dog. Yeah, it's a big thing for not the fucking there was a dog on the cover fucking scary. Shit
That book fucked me up. That's a turn me out to Stephen King
That's how I fell in love with Stephen King. That's one of his greatest fucking books
I think that's what I liked him
He's like that version of Stephen King is like the old wwf with hulk hogan and andre the giant all them and then how it changed
So Stephen King back then it's kujo carry
You know
Monkey tails or whatever the one with the monkey on the cover is a short story
It's just like those and then they did like the watch tower or whatever the watcher and that was like a later thing
I was looking for that book. I'm that book is do a read
On writing by Stephen King. I don't know where the fuck it is. It's over there somewhere
But it's do a read. That's a great book the story about carry
How he wrote a he was a janitor in vermont at the time
It's a fucking janitor
So for you people who are janitors at home, you got hope you got right
Yeah, he was a janitor and he fucking was writing part time
He didn't know where to start, you know, like any other fucking schmuck
And he was writing a story about a girl who could move stuff
With her mind telepathically
And he wrote the beginning where she got her period and she didn't want it
And he get up and he looked at himself
He looked at himself and he goes, what the fuck am I writing and he threw it away
And his wife walked past looked in the garbage took the script out
Read it and said, what the fuck did you throw this away for finish this?
And that's carry wow
Sometimes wives are fucking lifesavers that's right exactly what the fuck we don't listen to him because we're jerks
But his wife told him to take it out and finish that fucking script
You know what made that movie so good too that book so good is all the fucking christian undertones to it
Because her mom sissy space act in that movie. I think it was her
Beautiful in that movie. She was yeah, but it was like you get under the stairs
And it was weird like you're being held up by christianity while your wild other side is coming out just in this rageful
And they hit it with that pig's blood bad move
That was a bad fucking move
That was a a pre a prequel to like when people knew jiu-jitsu, but they didn't look tough
People like we could pick on carry. She can't do shit little scrawny bitch. What are you gonna do?
Fuck their world
You know, that's another movie that had a little bit of travolta in it
That was when travolta blew up
Travolta was huge on saturday. I know I signed that live I walking home walking back kata
So he was huge
They lied to you. They told you travolta was in the movie and when you went to the movie the
Travolta was only like in two scenes. What was he when he was one of the jocks, right?
He's one of the guys that he was he busted the balls. He was the one chick's boyfriend
That's right at the end. He dies when she's walking down the road
And he's driving towards her and he goes i'm gonna hit her and he swerves and she gives her the
Yeah, and then he fucking goes off the cliff and shit
He was only in it for maybe one or two scenes. They lied to you
They lied to you
You went down there to see john travolta. Little did they tell you he had three fucking lines in the movie
So he was on fire as siren I fever. He was so fucking electric. He was got I always heard
Tantino talking about him like bringing him out for uh for pulp fiction
And he goes he was one of the biggest movie stars in terms of movie stars
I'm the terms like draw but just in terms of how he took it by the screen
I was like, uh, yeah, I'll take your word for it, Tantino
But then you see him and you're like god damn, you're so brash and fucking
Oh, I would lick that guy's asshole in a movie like that
And if you you know if you took me back there, I'd be like, look, we're here for whatever I can't do the impression
I'd be like whatever you want us to hold not anymore. Not now. You can't now. He can't buy him now
You gotta get a line
Now you gotta fucking compete with him to give him a massage and shit like that for john travolta
He loves those young masseuses his wife died. I mean he had he's had a rough go over his son passed
So my heart goes out to the travolta family
I mean he's made you know the last people beat up on him lately because of his movie choices
Probably the guy's wife died the guy's son died, you know
God knows where his fucking mind is that give him a walk these guys to be at the top of their game forever
They'd rather them just die at 45. You see deniro same shit where people are like, what is this?
What is it? You know, and it's like dude, he's an old man
Yeah, he ain't a 26 year old anymore like fucking. He's an old man. You're lucky. He's doing anything
You know what the fucking grudge match premiere? He fell asleep
And he's passed the fuck out it was past his bedtime
Eight o'clock and deniro's already in fucking bed. That's right. You went to the premiere with me
His head was a little hat on maybe had a little hat on yeah
I had he was fucking snoring he wasn't out a little he was
That's how you could tell when you're in a bad movie when you pass out at your own fucking movie
Once I saw he was asleep. I'm like, this is a bad fucking movie
We're not gonna make any fucking money with this movie the movie
The only good thing the only good thing is we left afterwards and we're taking a picture of the red carpet and big pussy was there
And that's where we took the picture the first time my phone is off out of respect for the movie
It's gotta go on it takes three minutes to go on these fucking iPhones and he was like hurry up
Maybe we're walking down the stairs
That's how we bumped into puss. We were walking down the stairs all of us. It was like 200 people
And I'm like, what are you doing here? He's like, what the fuck are you doing here? Finally I get to meet you
Everybody tells me I look like you. I can't believe it's you
It's like who's this joe deans you look like joe deans. I'm like, who the fuck is joe deans?
It was so cool. It was so cool seeing you guys face to face. It was like
Wow, it was it was like fucking macho man and and hulk hogan turning around and just like just two powerhouses meeting each other
So what are your plans now? What do you want to do now? What's your next move? What are you thinking?
Go back in the road build a new hour
You know, I start road road with my leftover shit and get on
June 11th and 12th and Hartford and then and then some gigs in july and and then september hard
I'll say that
Listen, I like to go up on stage. I'll go up non-stop, but
The travel that's gonna cut down
You know, I like doing stand up
But I don't I can do it for 25 dollars here as much as I can do it for two grand, you know on a flight
So it's like
I'm doing some gigs
But I'm taking august off to go get drunk with my friends the whole I love last summer in new york
They do walk tails
Do they fucking put a caprice on pouch full of margarita and said enjoy and you just walk around
He's right next to a cop
This way
And I'm like that way sir
They're all scared of us now now you can smoke weed right in front of cops weed is legal in new york now for black people too
It's fucking great
And you smoke weed and drink in the streets and I'm like i'm doing that again
I told all my friends take august off, you know, it's good for you
We're gonna have a great time go to jones beach
Have the fucking blast throw up in the street at fucking 6 p.m. Like a man
So i'm gonna do a lot more of that hanging out
Enjoy myself and then september all hit it all hard again
What do you think about the state of stand-up for right now for you? What do you think?
I I think i'm gonna have more fun with it again because last whole tour
I was trying to build a specific hour about Judaism and religion in general
And now it's like those shackles come off
I'm gonna have fun again. I remember I'm doing these shows with these young comics run and they're still creative
They're still like i'm gonna try a character today or i'm gonna do this today and it's like oh, yeah
Just fun for fun sake
So like do more of that do more like hey come eat me the stand. Let's do a little sketch instead of doing stand-up
Let's have a fucking good time
You know, come eat me the cello. Let's just fuck around. Let's pretend i'm a tailor remember i'm a dama rares
What was this razor or arrow?
I forget what's the name and it was a brand new open mic if you get flustered all the time you'd be like
Hey, you guys ever take the bus sometimes that and somebody goes. Yeah, he goes
You have to start over. Hey, you guys ever take the bus uh sometimes
It was just like it's so fun
I don't know that's what I want to do. I want to have fun again. I want to have fun with travel
I'm combining everything. I got two weeks in washington state spoke hand. It's a coma and I think september
So o'neill's gonna open for me. Matt Edgar's gonna open for me out of me
He gets gonna come meet me. Pete's gonna come meet me when we go camping in between
It's a four-hour drive. So we're gonna start two hours go camping for four days and then fucking do the other shows
I'm having fun. That's that's what i'm planning for stand-up
Uh, you got you got to hold on to the good parts of this fucking covet, you know
Some people uh, it's so terrible, but i'm like, you know all these business folks. First of all
A lot of those businesses fucking sucked. Let's all be honest ourselves
And that guy delivered food cold late at night. You know, I hope you got a business
Well, guess what you got your fucking wish
So you got to hold on to the good parts and that's what i'm trying to do. Hold on to the good parts of covet
You know, I want everybody over 70s dead already. I want this shit to be over with
I see a light at the end of the tunnel like everybody else sees, you know
um
I don't know what i'm gonna do with stand-up yet
You know, I just had another call today for a book a publisher
I've got like six chapters written. I got uh, jimmy florentine's cousin niece
She's a writer. She's already an author. She's published
So i've been working i've been working with her since january
so, um
I think that if we continue to do this the book will be out by fucking
The book will be finished by november and out by february
Maybe march the latest because they want an audiobook also the company's meeting with
So I got my hands full with that
You know, the podcast is struggling. I don't give a fuck. I just
I just like the idea of coming out and talking and giving my thoughts out whether they like it or not
You know, we know the window, you know, you know the podcast window, you know the
The entertainment world and you have to take advantage of it when the iron is hot
And sometimes the iron gets cold, but you still got to do your fucking thing regardless
Every day you got to push and that's what i'm doing, you know
I'm starting to think the fucking
The interview podcast has kind of run its course. Yeah, I think the interview everybody's got one
So you're not uncovering anybody's story. You just hear in the same stories
Over and over again difference people start getting like autopilot a little bit, but it's just like
It's headed back to either the morning zoo type podcasts
Like uh legion of skanks or your mom's house or shit like that just like fun for fun's sake
But even that it's like we didn't get into the speed radio hosts
We were just doing it for a little bit. We're all stand-ups
So
It's just like whatever once you're making enough to get by
Maybe we'll have fun, you know, for me. I just wanted to get out of this funk
The pandemic affected me weird like uh all the blues
Got to stop reading the news dude
I gave up in fucking July. Thank you for telling me, you know now, but I stopped last July before I moved
But the damage was already done. Sure, you know, the damage is already done
I figured out that I couldn't watch the news anymore. I haven't watched it at all. I don't I'm nothing nothing
Did I care less about politics or care less about anything else?
I knew that, you know, you got to sit distance yourself. You got to weigh your mask
That's what I knew. So that's what I did, you know, the only news you need is a weather report. Did you get vaccinated?
Yeah, I got my one. I got my next one like in a week or so
Yeah, I got vaccinated regardless of what people said. Listen, you're gonna need that card for a while to get into places
They're gonna break your fucking board. You can't get in the Yankee stadium without the card. So I'm doing plus
I heard there's a side effect it turns your dick bigger than it normally is
Well, whatever the side effect is I really don't give a fuck. I just uh
Wanted to get this over with because I got sick and tired of getting the emails every three days
You ate lunch at a place the waitress was contaminated
No way really the coals and a fucking something and you got an email
The wait the cashier had it and then it started at the comedy club where I was going and I was like, you know what?
That's it. I can't take this. You know, I had I was taking so many tests. I had the guy like on a salary
Fucking two months the guy told me no me or so much. Yeah
Because I was going there so much the guys like this and Joey, I would just work with you
You know, just give me like fucking 80 a test or whatever to pull out of your 90s coke
Nah, that shit's gone. It's
No, because remember I had the nose surgery
Uh-huh. That's the nose surgery and that's when they found the hidden treasures and the big
Like I'm covered the tomb
You know, you know, my doctor's name was I did the surgery doctor line
That's a lie. That was his name. Dr. Line. I'm like, you're my perfect fucking doctor
And he knew it too after the surgery. He's like, man, you had some weird stuff in there. I go, I know
27 years of doing blow you're gonna find half of his cousin. You're gonna find something that fucking schnaz
Look at the size of it now. I lost weight on my face. It's even bigger than ever
I look like an angry jew now and shit
That's right. That was good. Misha for having a big nose. What about Diaz?
Fuck
Yeah, this weight loss is uh
It's been great. Listen, I I'm having a great time. All right. I gotta be out. Listen if you want me to tell you
I was telling mike
I missed the good people from la. I missed the gerry roaches and the steve somones
Yeah, and the people that just had no malice in their heart. I miss
I I don't miss the desperation. I don't miss talking to foreign agents desperate there
I don't miss that chatter
You know a couple weeks ago a friend of mine called me and she's like, I think he would work well with these people
They they manage a lot of podcast people
The 10 minute call was brutal are really listening to him
Just listening to the guy. I finally just hit fucking and
And I text the guy and I said the phone call went down
Then he kept texting me back. When are we gonna meet? I don't want to meet. I don't want to see no, but
You should hear them talking that hollywood way of talking just that hollywood way of talking. I'm done
Like I've detox now to the point where
I look at comics and I could tell what the fuck that problem was I could tell if their dad molested them
If their uncle stuck a finger up their ass if they got beat up like now when I see a comic
I'm like, oh this goes back to this like I'm so far away from that realm
Of LA I got nothing against anybody. I still love the comedians. I loved I love
It's just a la it's
Soured
Normal good people got soured and it felt like they had to like do this
Oh, I gotta go talk to that guy's a big guy. I think but this guy's your friend
This guy's a fellow fucking Yankee fan. You'd rather talk to this guy
But that guy's on a show like that's not you're not that guy
You're not that person who would choose that over that and yet everyone felt like they had to it
It got sick. It got really sick. You know, you remember when we first got to the store in 97 98
Yeah, 99 for me. It was a fucking rat hole. Nobody cared about anybody. There's nobody's doing shit. Nothing, but remember those older guys
Do you remember those older guys that hung out? Yeah, sure. I remember even then looking at those guys and going
I don't want to become
I don't want to become one of them
Yeah, if there's anything I want out of comedy is I want to do comedy
But I don't want to be one of those guys that's holding on to this place
For fucking the last hurrah and listen, that wasn't my situation. That wasn't my case. I was very lucky
At 58 that I walked out of the comedy store. I didn't walk out didn't
Crawl out on my knees. I walked out like a fucking man. I'm very proud of that
But at the same time I put my 30 years in
They they the comedy store was always a place for young comics to grow and they told when I started there
The reason to get into the comedy store is to eventually get out of the comedy store
To get out of the and then it became more popular and people stayed and stayed and stayed
There was no like reforestation supposed to go 10 15 years get a sitcom get out
Somebody knew it was two years in now seven years in now. They're great
And they get a sitcom seven years later. Somebody else comes up. It was always that cycle people stayed
But man, I I argue with people on this a lot to me that the heyday of the comedy store is not when you have line-ups of like
silverman david spade rogan
Simmons
the guy from texas
Jim jeffrey, it's not that the heyday was a bunch of nobodies
And then let's see if we can see some fucking older comic fucking somebody in the back
You know, we have a little fucking makeshift casino where the bartenders aren't even fucking working. They're all they're gambling
It's fucking dark degenerate. Shit. You might try to fuck a waitress after hours
You can wait long enough and like it's just like that the heyday of the comedy store and now it's all fucking preppy
it's just like
It's just lame. There's no danger there anymore. There was none. I still like I think it'll come back after all the stars left
but like
Man, once they lock the door once they lock that back door because like liability. It's like fuck this place changed
Well, I'll tell you what I liked every phase of the comedy store. Yeah, you like it's not bad
It's just not as good. I like well, you got to remember again
I walked out of there with my own two feet in 2007
I didn't crawl out nobody threw me out. Nobody banned me. Yeah, I said one day that
If I started at
I'll give you a name if I started at
That
Royal Oak comedy club. What's the name of the club and come
Let's just say I started dr. Grins
Okay, I start I let's say I started at uncle venice
How long is my window at uncle venice from the time I get on stage
To the time I become a headline. It's about seven years
and then he's gonna tell me that
Then I had lined new years. I'll headline
Thanksgiving I'll headline the 4th of july. I'll headline all those dates. Yeah, and after about two years of that
Somebody has to come to you and say come here. All right. Listen, you've already
Overstate you're welcomed by two years
It's time to go to LA and show the boys what you got
Yeah, I thought about the same thing when it came to the comedy store
When all that shit was going down when I could feel
I felt the tide changing the same way I felt that like the reason why I left
I felt something wasn't right. I took myself out of there within six minutes. There was a video rogan going off on carlos
There were other videos other things happening there and next thing, you know
The comedy store was done. I looked at it and I go I got to give it a breather
Yeah, me too. I had to give it a breathe. I gave it a breather for
Seven fucking years. I didn't step foot in there and I wasn't banned from there
No, I mean I spent about two it was the same thing. I drove by on my way home
You know, I lived like down the block
So I drove by and I was about to pull in
It was after that time where they just like for whatever reason they decided to ban
Joe rogan for for
Whatever the shit is but like after that man see a step
But we're like the height of the comedy world for about two days Todd glass like I had to run into
I don't have internet where I was and it run to my manager's office just like watch that video
So for two days everybody's talking about it and then they go we're banning Joe rogan
I just felt disgusted by it for a minute. It wasn't even the decision. I just pulled in to come in and I go
I don't want to be here
And I just kept driving went home
Start going to the improv more
Every time I drove by I mean I lived like literally a block and a half away. I just felt like
For about two years and then I was like
I didn't feel blech anymore and I went in
um
But you know, yeah, you took off longer than I did
Weird, I believe in giving things a break. I believe in not letting somebody come to you and tell you it's time to go
Nobody should tell you it's time to go you
You know what let it tell cal ripkin like did you got to move to third?
We can't we can't you're not good anymore, dude. We respect you but like come on man. You already have the record
I can't believe you threw cal ripkin in there cocksuck
I love you cocksuck. I'm happy you took the time to do this today, man
Yeah, and I'll be seeing you soon. I love you one of these nights
I'll drop in the stand that fucking tuesday and see you
You're welcome. I got me jimmy's gonna come over florentine. So text him
Down over where he's gonna come and see you at the stand on a tuesday if you wanted
I told him you were doing that the outside patio. He said he'd go over and see you one of the nights
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell it to him back. Then I'm back. I'm happy that you told me you feel weird on stage because man
I felt like shit up there and usually when I hit the stage. I feel like a new man
It's like the fountain of youth. It's fun though. It's fun to be nervous again. You're like, what do I say?
I have my notebook. No, I wasn't even nervous. I wasn't even nervous
Well, what that's what really got me because I usually have a little fear before I go on stage
You don't like that fear, but that's the fear that makes you kill on stage
I wasn't getting that fear
I wasn't getting that fear and I remembered that
It took a break like he said towards the end of
before the pandemic
I was such on fire
Like before the pandemic those fucking last 90 days. I was doing the best comedy
I was ever doing in my life. I was going up there every night. I was fucking rocking
I saw you at town hall. You could fucking destroy that place
I was fucking on a different level and just
You know, I was in the middle of writing new material. I was writing new material in this pandemic hit
I don't know. Listen, man, we change
Just the fact that I haven't smoked pot in seven days
That's gotta tell you something, you know, I I and I'm calling people
That I'm dear friends with and going what could this be and the best answer I got was dean delray
He said that maybe my body's not that stressed out anymore
And that's one thing that is real just getting that desperation those people away from you that detox from la
That get that fucking bugs off me. I felt so much better. I'm sleeping better
You know, I'm I'm just uh
I'm mentally better all around so
But I can't really write material till you're on stage because right you don't make you there's no like splatter flight
So what you got to get on there bomb and then you're like, uh, sharing material
So it's like you can't write until you're until you it's after you already needed it
It's a it's a nutty thing. It's crazy. I've been doing what paul mooney said paul mooney always said to be a good writer
You have to be entertained at all times
If you want to entertain you should go get entertained
You know, so
I picked a lot of music that was that was a positive
During all I started playing guitar and I started playing the guitar and doing lessons and
Every time I play the guitar
I feel creative like when I start fucking around. I don't know what I'm doing
When I'm doing the lesson. I'm uptight. I'm very rigid
But it's just like stand up. It's like doing material and improvising
When you're doing material, you're very rigid. I found myself very rigid on stage for a while
Because you were just like you were just like delivering lines and someone
When somebody like listen
There was a big difference in my
In the way I looked at comedy over the years
When I was working with rogan and had lining on my own those stupid clubs. I didn't really give a fuck
What came out of my mouth the best special I did was uh
The first one. I don't even know what it's called like the first one I did with lee
Because it was it's either you or the priest
I love that special because it was written on the way down to brayer
It was written in the car on the way
You told me that one of this is not happening to me
Did and it was the same thing where it was like and because people like how do you book people?
I'm like depends if they prove it themselves or not
You obviously prove it over and over again. So you tell that's a writer story and you're like aria
I don't want to tell us on stage
Until I tell out on stage until we record it and I'm like dude do whatever you want
I wouldn't allow that for most people you maybe j
You know
But but yeah, I don't want to fucking I don't want to go over this
I want to be on the spot and so it's like then do it then do that and it was a fucking amazing
It was amazing. You were so fucking in the moment
That was that's big for me. Sometimes that's I my problem would stand up was I get caught up with the material
It's not about the material. It's what's going on inside. I have the moment
So sometimes you might write something. It's two months old now. It's part of the special
It's part of this fucking thing and it's like it's not even you anymore
But you got to use the special you need the time blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
That's what I didn't like about comedy
Like I told these people on the podcast I go. Do you guys want if you guys want?
I'll just fucking charge you 40 bucks and fucking go on the road and go out there and talk shit for 40 minutes
Even though
You're gonna pay 40 for two tickets. You're gonna pay for a babysitter and dinner
I could be the biggest piece of shit in the world. I I'm a thief. I've done it before
I just go up there and sing songs. I don't give a fuck. I'll do a whole monologue on the cuban missile crisis
Do you know what I'm saying? I don't want to do that. I want to give them
I want to give them the best that I could be so when I'm ready
And that pen starts fucking flowing
And I start doing little guess sets because that's what I'm that's how the only way I'm gonna bring myself back
You gotta do shows where people don't know you that's that's what separates you and a lot and me and it's some other people too
Where it's like it's a respect for the audience like guys. I could just go up here, but like
I'd rather just not make any money
No, I'd rather not make money on take your cash and not a really good show
I don't want to leave and come to my hotel room and have somebody on twitter go. That was the worst fucking show I've ever seen
Yeah, you didn't even try it up there. You didn't even fucking try so that's where I stand
I love you cocksucker. I love you too, buddy. Don't forget about me. I'm on youtube now. My podcast is on youtube now finally
Okay, so they let you back on they let me back on youtube. I maybe promise not to have Milo on ever again
I said we'll see
Where the fuck is Milo Yiannopoulos? He's back. He's heterosexual. He's
He's straight now and he was a sodomite and he apologizes for it. He says disgusting
How the fuck do people that are gay just stop being gay one day like that chick from donny brasko
She was eating out ellen's asshole for years while she was getting rolls
And then one day she's like, I don't want to do movies no more. I'm gonna get a husband and get married
What happened to your fucking time as a lesbian? What happened? What the fuck you weren't a weeblon?
You know, you gotta be a weeblon before you get the way you're gonna go now. You're not a weeblon no more. What the fuck
I love you cocksucker. Stay black
Okay, I'll be in touch. We'll talk about the other thing too. We'll surprise these cocksuckers. All right. All right, stay black
Happy rasha shana
You got it. I love it. My dad's love. Send him my love. I do
All right, I hope you enjoyed my little tay-ta-tay with arie. You know me
I'm like fucking sting every step I take now now. You got to be fucking careful
I hope you enjoyed this little tay-ta-tay with arie. I had a great time seeing him
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And don't forget the nft's come out tonight patreon. I love you cocksuckers at all my heart
Stay black and have a great weekend
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