Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #077 | LEE SYATT - Pt. 1 | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

Welcome to The JOINT..... It’s Monday, July 5th.....  This Episode is entitled “Living in Hell and Not Knowing it”…. This is Part 1. And today, we talked to our friend, LEE SYATT…… Follow Lee at https://www.Twitter.com/leesyatt & https://www.Instagram.com/leesyatt & https://www.youtube.com/c/leesyatt This episode is brought to you by Boll & Branch, CBD Lion & DraftKings..... Go to https://www.BollAndBranch.com and enter PROMO Code: JOEY Go to https://www.CBDLion.com and enter PROMO Code: JOEY or CHURCH Go to https://www.DraftKings.comand enter PROMO Code: JOEY Follow Uncle Joey on Social Media: https://www.Twitter.com/madflavor https://www.Instagram.com/madflavors_world And don’t forget..... The Mind Of Joey Diaz on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/joeydiaz #JoeyDiaz #Madflavor #UncleJoeysJoint #TheJoint #LeeSyatt TheChurch The JOINT is Produced by: Michael Klein aka @onebyonepodcast on Social Media: https://www.Instagram.com/onebyonepodcast https://www.twitter.com/onebyonepodcast Huge Thanks to BEN TELFORD for the Tremendous intro video.....

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one two welcome to uncle joey's joint what's happening you bad mother fuckers it's a beautiful day to be alive it's Monday the fifth holy shit i hope you had a great fourth of july i did Friday night we went to eat at some fucking uh japanese place with a couple of families saturday we fucking uh went to big play zone and we went to a little party and then fucking sunday was tremendous but guess what we're back here monday's no fucking games no fucking stories no dramas today we're going right for something i don't know if you guys noticed last week on twitter somebody put a picture of me and lia and they said that they had uh moved on from the church and uh you know started listening to the

joint again but that they were proud of me and li that look at the changes that we had made you know that i looked a lot better you know he looked a lot better we both sounded happier we both made changes that nobody knew would happen listen it was very hard for me to tell li that i wanted to stop doing the podcast it really bothered the fuck out of me for a long time i never spoke about it but i thought it was time for li to move on i had had this kid working for me for eight years um i could see that i wasn't happy i didn't know at the time because listen man you never know you're living in hell you never know that's the name of these two episodes you don't know until you don't know you're in hell until you live it you know i've been in hell

three fucking times when uh before i went to prison that addiction i had the hell i had in my first marriage and the fucking ally had uh the last four years of living in LA i didn't i didn't know was affecting me as much as it did but once i landed here i noticed that you know how unnormal i was and how unnormal i felt i felt like when i first got out of jail you know like you feel like you don't fucking belong but today monday the fifth i feel a lot fucking better you know it's fight week we got a great fucking week it's a short week a lot of years off today my daughter starts camp fucking tuesday finally till three o'clock i got a fucking life again you know last week was ccd camp so she was home at 12 so from fucking 12 to

six i'm johnny entertainer i'm fucking sore i had a swim i threw softballs i got hit in the ear with a fucking softball you know it's the life of a dad and i'm enjoying it and i'm not complaining about it it was great but uh today we have a guest i know it's monday and you're like joey it's hybrid we want you fuck it we got a guest and the guest's name is a two-part interview it's today and wednesday so knock yourself out we're gonna cover all the things you wanted to talk about our guest today is the world famous the man from outer space mr lee sciat i hope you enjoy this and i'll talk to you afterwards stay black what's up cocksucker how's it going buddy it's going great man woke up fucking great slept late today oh yeah up at four in the morning i told you lee how

fucked up did i sound the other night on 325 milligrams i thought you weren't telling anybody about that yeah you feel you sounded it's always for you get real quiet you start whispering like oh man i'm fucked up but then you start giggling that's funny listen man it's just tremendous to drop your tolerance oh yeah i remember eating four of those fucking things and nothing happened four 100s or four 200s and nothing would happen and you were putting that what that like wax needle thing and that was 987 i did that like four times and i'm like i'm gonna fucking die i thought i thought you're doing that every and then the tea was medicated too wasn't it wasn't he's medicated i didn't drink that last night i gave that a breather last night i just took

three capsules i drank a little bit of fucking uh melatonin from on it and i did my three capsules from uh magnesium and i fucking i got up at 411 to p and fucking next thing you know i'm like holy shit i'm fucking stoned wow yes that's i never understood that man because we would do those things and i would be high most of the next day and you would wake up at six like i'm at the gym already i'm doing like it didn't affect you i had no idea how you wouldn't i would wake up still high all the time i had no idea how you didn't wake up high well you know when i wake up high when i make a mistake i'm like fucking tweet like i write something wrong you don't know how many times i've tweeted and i go back to look and i'm like i forgot tweeting that like i really

i woke up we fucking oh i wake up sometimes i wake up so fucking stoned like not lately but when we were doing the podcast i wouldn't know what the fuck i wrote on there till lunch time i'm like what the why are people going crazy ah you wrote about you know obama's wife pussy or something i don't fucking know that's how high i was getting i would just giggle and shit like that and fucking tweet lately what i do here is i get up i get a cup of coffee and instead of going right to my desk i go outside okay so you wake up a little bit i look at the trees i breathe i look at the woodpecker you know some fucking woodpeckers out there and like i'm dying to fucking shoot him with a bow and arrow but i don't surprise you haven't yet you know what he's it's nature what am i gonna do i

can't kill everything this cheap leave a little edible for him see what happens to the squirrels it's not a bad idea one of those motherfuckers a hundred they're hard to blow up but then every time a dead animal's around here i got like fucking hawks all around the uh i told you the chinese lady across the street great people great people they got a french poodle okay and one night the girl came out with a french poodle she had the hot pants on i'm on the balcony with the fucking rocking chair you know just watching her and all of a sudden she looks on a roof and there's three of those fucking buzzard birds that just eat dead shit right they were all over they were like on her roof making noise and they were on the trees across the street and she kept looking at the

trees and she kept looking at the fucking at the house and then she looked at me and i'm like you better run because those birds will pick that fucking french poodle up and bring them back to taiwan wherever the fuck he's from dog that bitch ran in brought the dog in and then she came out with a mother and father and they were looking at eagles then they crossed the street and they asked me what they were and i go that buzzard whatever they just eat fucking dead birds and dead elk you know you see fucking dead elk here oh yeah you had one yet have you hit a deer yet no thank god i saw one the other day up close and personal with his 3d eyes right next to me at the fucking light he was right there i'm like what the fuck are you doing here we waiting for a light go jesus

my daughter's like dad he's right there no there's a street that they always pop out on and i'm real you know i do 10 miles an hour and you know uh i take my time but there's every fucking animal here oh are there turkeys there's turkeys by where i live in there just turkeys they're disgusting i hate on the way to colts neck you see people with fucking gigantic turkeys last night i saw two goats what yeah the guy just let his goats out in front of the fucking house i went to i went to eat japanese food with some families uh friday night and on the way back me and my daughter like what the fuck are those who would leave dead dogs out this close to fucking a road that's like heavy duty and when i got up close and personal with two billy goats just eating their fucking stuff

and i told my wife and she's like i know there's a guy by around that house that's got chickens i find out this motherfucker got chickens that's easy pickings for me oh yeah that means i'll sacrifice one a week i'll take a buzzing fucking sacrifice him next you know i'm betting the yankees i don't give a fuck jack save one for me that's what jews do you have has already told you about that yeah i think it's yonka poor yeah wave it around by the way of it around sure oh yeah save one for me last night i thought about it when you called right after i hung up with you there was a thing on tv just a channel jewish national news and i'm like what can they possibly be shown like just ten jews beating up a palestinian like the weather and who gives a fuck about the

weather in israel i want to see the fucking action i want to see some rocks i want to see some fucking people shot shooting people explosions people rubbing the wall of jesus and fainting you know that i didn't even know about that it was on tv yeah it's i guess it's on every fucking night jewish news i don't know i don't think you're supposed to know about that i think you might have tapped into some like secret stuff that i don't even know about like express vpm and they think they think you're a jew in jerusalem now so on thursday somebody tweeted that they uh and i know you saw it and it made you feel really good because it made me feel really good somebody tweeted that they were a little absurd upset with us when the church ended but to look back at us now

and what we've done that it made it all worthwhile and they support the both of us how did that make you feel you know what man my life didn't really change that much in l.a it did a little bit i got to do some cool things meet some cool people hang out with you but i wasn't really surrounded by our our listeners as much like i got my lived a pretty the same life but to the outpouring of love that you and i have both gotten over the past god it's almost been a year uh has just been i mean i would it would have it would have been very different if we had ended it and they'd like well fuck those guys and my twitter follow goes to zero and no one says anything it's it's people to this day still send me messages and half of them are when you get the far in

the face but the other half are like i got one the other the other week it was some guy his wife was having surgery and he he made it through the surgery by listening to our podcast and it doesn't really make sense to me like i'm i was a chubby guy getting high on the internet and it was i had a great time doing it but it's the fact that it's like so important to some people is just amazing i like it doesn't i don't even really feel like it's fully clicked in yet i mean we did 800 episodes you got a figure of them 400 of them were good 200 of them were inebriated at least 200 of them we didn't know what the fuck was going on like i don't remember what happened with the guitar player from the fool fighters i don't remember a lot of you know

it was just so many of them you know we started in the office and right away my wife told me that we had to get out because mercy was getting born right then we took it to your office and that's where you know they'll let the people know when the weed thing started in LA all these fucking jumped on the weed wagon like that they had been smoking weed like they were friends with Tommy Chong for the last 20 years none of these motherfuckers these guys were getting high on a fucking roach and walking around with make-believe little fucking eyes like they had smoked and shit right nothing bothered me more than that so i wanted to prove a point that nobody smoked dope like we did listen i've been i was smoking chocolate tie in 1987 getting shipped to me to boulder

my tolerance has never you know first of all i have an outrageous tolerance as lee got the witness and we built it and built it and built it and now i knocked it down the 75 sleepy time abx fucking uh edibles you know but that's not the point the point was we built it up that we wanted to let everybody know that no matter what the fuck bullshit you were talking about oh i'm hot we could outsmoke you by type top 10 the only motherfuckers that the rum with us would be real that's it the rest of those motherfuckers were just front and face uh you know faking the funk right and we wanted to prove them wrong and we want and we did it 2200 milligrams of stars was our limit that was mine i did 3000 with lewis j Gomez i mean

that was when i met you i had smoked weed before and i'd taken edibles once i got so high in main ones that i often only every time i had a homemade brownie i set my chair up like an inch outside of where the umbrella was and i got so sunburned i turned purple but like when i first met you dude mercy wasn't even a thought and you had me come over to your office and you had that little tiny mini bong and you used to put ice cubes in it and i would take little hits and i started getting like real proud of myself i was taking okay hits and then that one day that you put hash in it but didn't tell me like that was a turn that was a turning point because you put that hash in it and i took a weed hit and my lungs exploded and remember my face turned real red like

that box behind you that book and from there man we had we had to give you a can of coke oh yeah we every we took me to like a barbecue place but then like from there like we outlasted probably six edible companies we had the cookies with the frosting we had auntie de lores which the cookies with the frosting with 200 milligrams and i would tell lewis there were 100 milligrams and he would heat the whole thing and then we'd have an extra one and we'd get so high that we needed munchies and we'd split another cookie and either as a fucking munchie i mean we weren't fucking around so the whole time leet thought he was in fucking inhaling uh you know 25 25 milligrams and then i was taking the chiba chews the 180s and taking them out and putting

them in a 60 milligram wrapper and i would even leave mine open and put to lee and he goes i don't trust that one that's the one i want the other one he would actually pick the 180 and i would take the 60 and i would just be sitting there like he's falling for these fucking street tricks it was fucking tremendous oh i had no idea i had people emailing me you should sue joey this isn't right and like like what about the time and this one like i was the only one like you like played these games with the first time you ever my dad ever came out to la you guys got a long great and you're like before you take him to the airport come and see me and you gave him a chocolate chip cookie and you even told him he said eat half he got nervous before he went to

security ate the whole thing that he fell asleep on the airplane they had to walk him to his car and he got pulled over on 95 doing like 30 miles an hour like you you fucked up you loved fucking up my dad you love fucking up everybody like you like the the yoshi story you would fuck up people look at tom sagura he had to get an uber home from the valley one time and just park his car at a ralph's like people they had no idea the edibles that we were doing and that's i used to get a lot of messages like you're such a pussy you should take like how can you not handle these edibles like most people you said you were shitting on yourself like oh i have such a low tolerance at 75 most people take 75 now and they're on the moon like they don't know what's

going on so the fact that you can still do 75 is still like we shouldn't have been doing two that we did 2000 as a minimum for like at least a year i think twice a week my i would take crabs and my poops would smell like gummies because you'd have to eat 10 of them tell them what the guy that's used to give us the stars of that tell these people what the guy looked like oh Jesus he he looked like he had been like he looked like he was straight out of like and i don't like to show that much but like breaking back like his face was messed up he had like long hair like for those of you who don't know when it was medical like this guy was making them in his kitchen it wasn't like a high like it wasn't like a real deal operation this guy had like a like a

cookie cutter and he was just making gummies and fuck it like it was it was it's not like it was basically a legal drug deal i like it it was not at all like there was like there was no real packaging it was like a ziploc bag with a label that he printed out on his computer and put it on it like it wasn't like now they have like actual like pill bottles and it looks nice like this was and i i missed i never i don't think i ever tried the uh the breath mints the the strips that you had i came in after that but for a while like they were people were just giving us stuff like the los gummies hermanos guys were probably the craziest they drove down from northern california a six hour drive with uh a dab torch in the cup holder doing dabs people had no idea what we were

up against oh my god remember that time at the improv we did that on the side of the street i did a dab at the improv melrose improv on melrose boulevard yeah so i thought my fucking lungs were gonna blow up i'm like i enjoy smoking weed but this is the next level of reefer which i'm not ready for i can't show up at the house with a fucking blow torch there's no way my wife will lose her fucking mind she sees a blow torch we got so high we left the the bong in the office bathroom like three times and they just in the lady without imagine if you just left the torch out because you just forgot about it like no that i i'm surprised we didn't blow that office up at the end i'm really surprised that office just didn't fucking blow up from when we got out of there

i found shit behind the refrigerator from i mean you know people would come drop off pills that we would never eat you know i mean we ate those happy pills for a while god knows what they were from our friend in vegas oh god but going back to the star guy i was thinking about him the other day to me that guy looked like because he was jewish i didn't know that he knew he was joining you no because hila beat the fuck out of him during the holocaust and hila was the one that taught him how to make those stars of death and he told him you know i mean the guy was beat the fuck to death yeah he looked like a bomb hit him and god knows what was his in those edibles you know i always buy the liver cleaner okay because i take medication and you don't want so i would do

cycles of liver cleanse you know just for a couple weeks just to get all that you know that jello those jello things that means it's got serdo with it that's what holds the jello together and serdo is what you used to take the clean your piss test oh jesus why don't you tell me about these liver cleanse things because you know i don't have the time you know i'm saying when you when deep in 2000 milligrams things slip your mind i guess so oh my god yeah that was well dude we took everything we took cat tranquilizers one time the catamine oh yeah i don't know what's fucking true blood yeah we told everybody the best was the kid who said there's hidden footage of you guys snorting blow oh jesus christ we never did blow in that fucking office no i know two people

did it not in the office in the bathroom yeah but we know people who did fucking blow on the show but we never did blow on the show then we had the beautiful night of doing the acid podcast that destroyed the internet for a week you know arie went to australia three weeks after that and he said that there was a long line at the airport not the hotel to check in right and a guy saw him and came from behind and said mr sheffield let me take you into this room and he took arie into the room arie's like i wonder what this is the guy checked them out gave him free wi-fi internet no $15 a day you know the whole thing and he goes let me walk you up to your room and arie's like this is getting creepy you know why is this guy walking me up to my room and the next thing you

know the guy opens the door puts arie's luggage down arie tips him the guy goes i loved you on the acid church and he goes all the way in australia that it was wild where it went but like the thing about that one and all all of the times we got high that i don't know if people know is we got high like and like we would sometimes sit there for an hour before we started people had no idea it by the time we started we were fucked up like i remember i still remember the acid church we met at your house your wife made Cuban steak sandwiches we took the acid and then we went to the office we probably took no you did yeah you did you had me take edibles and and bonn hits to calm the acid down i'm still not even sure if that's a real thing or if you just want to be more fucked up

but it was like that one and the best part of that was dunking at the end sending that video where i think we laughed for like 30 minutes straight just off of that video that guy dancing around flipping his dick around with his hands like that and he was like a transsexual something he had like a pussy hair but a dick was in there somewhere and he was he just got stripped naked the thing about that night was what i tell people all the time acid is a non planned event you never plan acid acid somebody comes over and you're like mike what's going on nothing i got no work tomorrow all right fuck let's do some acid what do we mean what are we gonna do just let the universe take you and that night the universe took us i mean Ari took his shirt off well he laid down he laid

down for a while and then the killer was you know when Duncan sent the text of the guy dancing naked and we fucking lost it but the best one i just i looked at my phone i never did it before and i just massed emailed everybody i just massed email everybody had to be midnight i said i don't give a fuck and there was only one person who said something to me rogan rogan was like really the fuck was that i can't have that on my phone he nearly died when he saw that little there was some little mexican guy from narcos he comes out with some mexican music out he just started stripping himself and when he pulled his pants out he had a bush he had more head on his fucking dick than i got on my head yeah and he had like i don't know it was like a clip and a dick coming

out of it like it was like a combo package you know right it made me feel good about my dick but like yeah that's something else i don't know if we've talked about is you have a no texting rule but when you text it's gonna be fuck i can't tell you how many times i woke up at seven in the morning to a text from you of just the most outrageous piece of shit like like like the longest shit you would just say it wouldn't know words either just a piece of shit and it would pop up at like seven in the morning you text you it's like and it's hysterical but like you text the craziest shit you text that and you text food every time you go back to jersey you text me like pieces of pizza or the egg roll at chans like you you text some crazy shit i text big shits to you

and bird crisis the girl got the biggest kick out of you can't text the shit picture on twitter because then you'll get a 22 000 back for weeks every time you open up a twitter you think like it's happy birthday it's a big piece of shit with shit all over the toilet you can't do it on the instagram or anything like that no you can't do each other i would send them to the to fucking tom and tom would actually look at it enlarge it oh and go what the fuck it's it's 22 inches what did you eat you know tom would it would really mess with tom's insides like what why would you send me this now i gotta take a shit to match it you know what what am i gonna do i mean it was just people have no idea the the craziness that was going on then we after lee's apartment

we moved into an office in like a horrible part of town oh yeah didn't you hit somebody with your like car door at the 7-eleven there's a car that 7-eleven was guys it was fucking real there was a 7-eleven on magnolia and whatever over langur shim past langur shim past like what was our street not cumston kawanga maybe kawanga it was kawanga and there was a 7-eleven there that you know had his moments from time to time a hindu got hit you know a homeless guy would throw a bottle of fucking milk at him or something then you had the lower you had the lower canyon 7-eleven which was fucking ices yeah every time you went in there they had the turbines on they really did music on after eight minutes you'd be fucking saying jihad because they they would play the music

on loud like you'd be in there going next thing you know you're dancing jihad jihad fuck america and then they killed the owner yeah they killed the fuck know the ices people right in front they stabbed them to death right in front of the laundry man not our people you got to be in on this shit to believe it but then there was another 7-eleven on burbank and some street it was in burbank we rented an office that's burbank and kawanga burbank and kawanga it was a dump the office was a dump oh yeah no windows no ac no ac the table and we had a an african-american accountant next to us so a consultant not even that it was uh what do you get a notary a traveling notary public she fucking hated us i mean day one from day one we weren't

and we like made there was no window so we couldn't smoke weed in there and we didn't we never smoked no we smoked a vapor pipe that you can't smell and we have felipe in there one day and next thing you know she's banging on the fucking wall if you listen to the felipe episode she's banging on the wall we're fucking ignoring her we're laughing our asses off then we were in there and there was an earthquake with rick reymos oh Jesus i forgot about that the earthquake with rick reymos when we were in there and we just stopped that was a tremendous podcast moment we had my god for my uncle in there yeah we did do with the road yeah and then we took over then we found then we were gonna move out to like fucking the barbecue place all the way out there north hollywood and right

that was just a dump the guys like i walked in there i was there three minutes and i'm drenched with sweat and i go what's up with the air conditioner guy goes it's on oh i go you're fucking crazy it's what is it at and he goes 78 what normal people put it out i'm not in my house no my shit's at 52 there's penguins fucking running around the house the vent the whole fucking thing but then i did a podcast for draig great draig great great draig oh but you're forgetting an office which one you're forgetting the one on next to the in and out where the homeless guy was was in the hallway sleeping and that was a good office that was a very good office a little creepy we're about to get killed yeah because when you left there it was fucking scary it was just

dark but that was a fun one because we would do the periscope on the stairs yeah we would put away two fucking joints oh and but yeah and there was like an uh an acting school downstairs there was a lot of weird shit in that office but they didn't mess with us there was actually we found out a weed delivery company also in that in that building right at the end that that was right before we were gonna move but that office that's where we had angel salazar that's where we had steven bower we had uh denis hoff denis hoff with his assistant fucking the rapist with the harmonica when he kept playing the fucking harmonica and you would freak out and then uh i don't know what made this move there from there uh well didn't the other one become available or something right over the

holidays like january i i had mercy and i took her to the park and my wife was like bring her back in an hour and i'm like what the fuck are we gonna do back in the house in an hour so i kept her in the park all fucking morning i went to 7-eleven i got his hot dogs and shit and i got her an ice cream and as we were walking back the guy came out and he goes hey are you still interested in office we have one available on the second floor and i was fucking blown away right you know he goes we it's gonna take a week because we gotta get the caskets out of that i go what fucking caskets because across the street was a funeral parlor and they were using it as a casket place i didn't know that jesus christ i didn't know the caskets were being stored in there

yeah there were caskets in there what are you fucking nuts and that was the final office we were in there for four years and it was just tremendous that office was uh i still remember breaking the walls down how painful it was you know it was it was kind of not bueno but you know li we did the eight years you got the fucking uh lisa at nada space which hopefully someday you'll turn into an nft you just going back oh that's coming and uh it was just really weird how did you feel when i came to you that day and said because it was about a year ago it was about a year ago that i said you know i think it's time for us to end this how did you feel at first

well i wouldn't have stayed in la nearly as long as i did if it wasn't for the podcast i didn't like i missed some people in la and i miss the weather right now but i didn't i never liked la um there's always going to be a little bit of sadness um but it wasn't it wasn't really out of the blue you've been talking about leaving for like three or four years it felt like at least like no no like nailed down time but you know i always wherever you because i i've said this for months and people ask i honestly feel like our relationship is better now yes um i feel like it it's good because i mean you've seen tv shows podcasts anything go on for too long and that wouldn't

like that would hurt um i had a great time doing it i i i miss you but it it it is kind of weird i'm not i'm not a very religious person but if you look at it we started the podcast the first week of september 2012 and it ended the last week of august of 2020 like exactly eight years and we like and i even told you i was like hey man like i i don't want i just want us to be cool after this i would i would have hated if like i moved to new jersey and then there was a blow-up or or i didn't like new jersey or whatever and then we didn't talk so i like it almost worked perfectly like it as much as i like it was a blast and it was a great time it almost works you couldn't have written it better almost you know lee i felt after the netflix thing on the way home from vegas

that was a very cold reality for me that in this life it's better to want than to have like all i remember and i don't give a fuck who gets angry about this all i remember is being on a date with my wife at the cuban joint el cochinito in silver lake and getting the call from my manager at the time that netflix offered me a half hour i mean it's april 18th or something it's the end of fucking april or at the end of may and they're talking about a july shooting and i'm like even though it's a half hour that's just not enough that's a recipe for destruction but i gotta be honest with you the netflix and the whole thing overtook me i was blinded by it i'm smart enough to say it today and i agreed to it then when they told me it was in a fucking pool

i'm like what the fuck there's not no stages in vegas like the whole thing was such a bad experience for me that the experience bled into everything else like because that manager bled into my comedy and he was a great guy i'm not saying nothing he was just doing his job but that whole period taught me it's better to want than to have i i i don't want to do this if it's going to be to you know my phone rang constantly lee you know i had made a mistake and given my phone number to podcast people and they wanted something every day every day except for guys like bobble lingus and berg and you know i was getting calls that i don't need these calls right i don't need these calls this is taking time from my family it's taking time from my friends and it's taking

its toll on me this stupidity and you have to be nice you try to be nice but it was just too much there was so much going on that people had no idea mic comes over we do a podcast he's gone in an hour and a half two hours with us it was six hours oh yeah it was nice to Ralphie we got there Ralphie would get there an hour late and then we would stay there till two in the morning and then you had to put the podcast together till five and it was it was a job that was went from being it was supposed to be five hours a week tops to 16 hours and i got stand-up and i got writing and i got touring and i got and then what about booking what like that's something that people don't know about podcasts is you have to a book it and then b how many times we get to the office and then you

get a call hey man i can't make it like it it happened a lot and it's it's not it's like the least fun part about podcasting i think you know we're probably gonna do this in two parts okay okay that was the thing that wore me the most because we're gonna tell people what a lot of people didn't fucking know how many times did people do a podcast we did a good job with them we got it done and they never called again people you paid to come out i'm not gonna drop names i'm hand throw people under the bus and make people feel bad because it's not what we do but it was really hard on you that you take care of somebody you put them in a hotel room you do all these things and then they tell you to go fuck themselves afterward and it happened with

a couple of people i just saw a guy online like a holy shit him and i used to talk every three days and one day he just decided that i asked him what he had done the night before that he was supposed to meet me what happened i didn't ask him in a weird or in a in an angry way i just asked him in a you know and he cut me my friendship off there was 10 of those guys then you had the people that would reach out to you a week before on monday and go hey man do you mind if i come on your podcast and you and i would get all excited this person's coming on the podcast and you don't hear from them and three days later you throw on twitter and there he is on joe rogan right so they would use us as leverage and then when uh rogan put and i'm not mad at joe at all for this

joe didn't even know it was happening you know joe didn't know it was happening i never mentioned it to him i didn't need to he's my friend i mean he's gotten there but it showed us what people were the desperate people it showed us uh the level of people you you mentioned the name you know yoshi i know yoshi from 1995 in seattle i forced the club manager to put him on stage yoshi would call me every week me and arie to see what we were doing the show the guest set you know and we would give him a guest set and uh one night you know yoshi's gonna call in at six in the morning where we were making people get up at six in the morning and he calls me at 545 and says uh i don't i don't know if i could do this i just don't feel right doing this i feel all right yoshi don't

worry about it maybe you're still off on that other but we gave you two years ago and the next thing you know he's on rogan with kennis cho the next day i can't show whatever again i wasn't mad were my feelings a little hurt you know i know you're 20 fucking years all you had to say was you were going on rogan and i wouldn't be fucking mad at you but that wasn't the fucking case you know no it's um and then sometimes people would just flake and not even call not even call it you know and there was a few times it wasn't didn't happen as much but i remember like we waited at the office once i think for like two hours for some i don't even remember who it was but like we just waited and waited and waited and they just never showed up and or like they would come and

like i know you would always get calls like you tell me like someone told me to talk to their manager and they wanted to pre-approve questions and it's like no yeah it's it's it's ridiculous and then you would even tell me that like getting getting paid for the podcast for the for the sponsors was months of work like it wasn't just it wasn't just us going to the office and having a good time like it was it's honestly a full-time job just to do that and then you also had your comedy you had the book you were writing you had being a father and we also something that people i don't think uh no is a lot of podcasts take breaks take a vacation we didn't start taking christmas off until like two years before it ended like we just we just went straight every week two episodes a week

i don't think we missed a week i don't i literally don't think we missed a week no it was uh and we were doing them first we started at six in the morning which was fucking rough because you and i were getting up in the middle of the night and you were working you were going straight from a job to that right and then uh we fucking you know moved it you gotta remember monday wednesday thursday i'm getting up on the fog a m flight to go to some city friday i'm getting up to do fucking radio and then sunday i'm sleeping three hours to fucking make the six a m flight back to la i was gaining weight my fucking sleep was terrible you know my blood pressure was always running high and i didn't have a fucking clue what the fuck was bothering me you know something

was eating away at me but it didn't really dawn on me this whole thing didn't dawn on me what we were doing until you started going to therapy then it really started to fucking bother me when you really it wasn't about like it wasn't about i wasn't going to crying about you or anything no but just the fact that i knew that you were unhappy about something made me fucking really think we'll cut it there and we'll save the rest for wednesday we'll be right back ladies and gentlemen we're gonna wrap this up and part two will come to you on fucking wednesday i'll see you then thanks lee thank you buddy this kind of set we'll keep this count no no we're gonna keep this conversation going right straight to fucking uh because this is where

nuts and bolts of this conversation comes in i thought we would get to it before it but let's leave it there with you joining therapy all right okay thank you for coming on and uh we'll see you in 10 minutes thank you buddy it was good seeing lee that was the first part it was really good fucking seeing lee and i told you guys that uh he sounds a lot better uh he looks better he's happier with his mom up there guys listen i have a certain gift and it's i was taught to me as a young man you have to know when to fold the cards you have to know i don't care if you have a drug operation if you're in it three four years you got eight million put away you've never got a fucking indictment against you you fucking you know your home life is solid

which is never is because you can't be a fucking junkie and a father but if you're doing it as a business and your kids are happy one day you have to look and say how much longer can i do this until i go down until this business goes down this industry goes down this error goes down or better yet i go down you have to know when it's time to pull out as painful as it was this was hard for me i had to leave it just wasn't canceling a podcast it was leaving la it was rerouting my family but you know what we're here today and today this is uncle joey's joint and lee's got his podcast and that's what this is all about is evolving and you guys saw it we didn't tell you a fucking story this isn't the stories they used to tell in the church

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