Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 08/07/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #103

Episode Date: August 8, 2013

The brothers behind Los Gummies Hermanos join us in studio and Joey's therapist calls in live. This podcast is brought to you by: Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH at checkout for a discount. Hulu Plus. Vist huluplus.com/joey for an extended free trial. Dollar Shave Club. Visit dollarshaveclub.com/church for the most innexpensive and coolest way to shave. Recorded live on 08/07/2013

This show is sponsored by Hulu Plus. Hulu Plus lets you binge on thousands of hit shows anytime anywhere on your tv, pc, smart phone or tablet. Support this podcast and get an extended free trial of Hulu Plus when you go to huluplus.com slash joey. That's huluplus.com slash joey. And now by dollarshaveclub.com. Get high quality razors sent to your door every month for a fraction of what you pay at retail. Go to dollarshaveclub.com slash church. That's dollarshaveclub.com slash church. Or just go to joeyds.net and click on the dollarshaveclub banner. Let's crack it. We ain't even smoking weed today. We're up to a different level. Hit this lead. This is too much. You know what? Just break out the heroin. Forget the fucking ice cubes.

Get the vodka. Let's do this shit. It's Wednesday you bad mother fucker. What's happening baby? This is what happens when you get me high before the podcast. That's what's supposed to happen. I just imagined what if there was amber alerts when Ken Vella was around and they sounded an amber alert for Ken Vella. Ken Vella guy kicking that fuck. Ain't nobody gonna send no amber alert for that cock suck. I trust him. When we call this mother and ask the for ransom, she's mother's like take a hundred dollars. Take it or leave it. Fuck that no good. Welcome. It's Wednesday, August 8th. What is it? The 8th? The 6th? 7th? 7th. A beautiful motherfucking day to be alive. What? By the time this gets, it'll be Thursday, but even Thursday morning you're gonna be getting

this. You're gonna wake up. You're gonna wash your pussy. You're gonna put some powder on your nuts, whatever, and you're gonna go out there like a soldier because you own it. You own that fucking street. You understand me? Who gives a fuck? What's cracking, dog? Not much, man. I feel I'm fucking high. Bro, that's the goal of the fucking day. It's to get up, a few jumping jacks, maybe a little Cuban food, something, and then you make it fucking high. That's it. As long as you make it happen. See, I believe in this. If you're gonna just get high and smoke dope and sit there like a fucking bump on a log, then hopefully a bolt of lightning will hit you, or one of these fucking sharks will bite you in the fucking neck and you're tova.

But if you get up, get high and plan the route. You following me? We just like the GPS. I don't know how you plan a route. That's how you fucking do it. You smoke it, you get the GPS, go on the GPS and tell you, get up, take a shower, shave, brush your teeth, orange juice, protein, wash your clothes, make your bed, pick up the trash, take it out, whatever. I fucking tell you, write your goals, get out there, stab a motherfucker, you'll hear the voices. That's what the weed does, is the GPS. You're following us, Anthony? Sure. Whatever. Look at you. You're thinking about not going to work. It's just, and it's true. A lot of people say that marijuana, to us, to motherfuckers that get up in the morning and just trying to flip a dollar,

medical marijuana, or just straight marijuana, is like Steroids, to Ken Griffey. He sure you went fucking bananas, started hitting fucking homeruns. Sure, because it helps you out at Combs. What do you want me to do? Society wants me to go to a doctor and pay that guy, you know, whatever, 105 for the visit. Then he's going to bang me for another 200 for the blood screen and the whole fucking deal. And then they're going to figure out that the reason, I have an imbalance, maybe I got low testosterone, but I'm going to need Adderall, and I'm going to need some anti-depressant to get my fucking day going. And now every fucking eight weeks, I got to go to CVS, or it gets mailed to me, and I got to go see this guy,

and I need to dose it. And you know what? All that shit could be cured with us. Take of a fucking bucket. A tutsu-tutsu. A little tutsu-tutsu early in the morning. Whenever you take a bomb, it just knocks you off your fucking feet at seven in the morning, and you're like, what the fuck am I going to do the rest of the day? You manage. That was it. I took into murky waters, and you got out of it. That's all marijuana is, and eventually you start balancing out. Society doesn't want a legal law. And I'm not here to, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. You've never hear me talking about legalization, because I'm going to smoke it either way. You want to throw me in jail for smoking a fucking joint? Throw me

the fucking jail. That's all we got left. If that's what you're going to do at 50 years old, is throw some fat fuck that goes on stage until dirty jokes in jail for smoking pot in the personal, sorry, in the, in the privacy of his own crib, then go fuck yourself. What the fuck do they blink and fly that fucking kite for? What the fuck? What the fuck did we do all that shit for if you're going to throw me in jail? This is what I'm talking about. You're never going to see me with this shirt legalized, or you're going to see me marching with a bunch of fucking dudes with hot pants on. I ain't got time for that shit. I'm going to home smoking dope. What the fuck do you think you're dealing with here? Thank God you're starting a history class

in a week, because it's true. It's fucking true. What do you think you're for? Now, every day, I got to read another. What the, how hard is this to get up in the morning, listen, you're a little retarded. Don't take to know. If I go to a doctor, I go to a doctor. Listen, I'm having some fucked-up feelings. I don't feel good. You know, my friend said, maybe I should smoke some marijuana. He'll look at me, but you know what? You look a little fucking under the weather, a little retarded. Look at you. Your eye is closed and you're a little fucked up, aren't you? Take a hit and see where it takes you. It's going to do a lot better for you than some fucking antidepressant. And I'm here. I did it already. I went to the antidepressants. I went through the fucking

anxiety pills. I went through it all. And at the end, what happened was I eliminated the cocaine, which don't help nobody. That don't help nobody. That just adds fuel to your depression. And I fucking focused on the marijuana and the jumping jacks and the acupuncture. And boom, here we are. Still, I get creeped out from time to time. I get creeped out. I got anxiety when I got to get a fucking needle. So how many times am I going to hit this fucking? It's like one of those. Notice this reminds me of the cookie. The priest lifts up a church to show you. Remember that it's a big fucking cookie. The one he gives you is a small cookie, but the one he does the magic trick with, it's a big fucking cookie and he breaks it and eats part of it. You're talking about the

sound cover for the wind cover for all the people listening. Hey, listen, what the fuck? Why are we today? We're going out of cut because I forgot my notebooks. If you were waiting for a shout out, go fuck yourself. What happened today? I'll do some shout outs today. Don't get nobody fucking started. All right. No fucking shout outs. We got people in studio. This is one of the weirdest stories. I'm a flappers one night going crazy up there and talking about Jersey. And you know, I'm from North Bergen, but the truth of the matter is I have ties into West New York because my stepfather had a butcher shop there and my mother had ties to Union City and Hoboken because I grew up with the Bendis. So Hudson County is my fucking patois. Don't ever

bae on because a white man of burgers. That's right, bitches. I said it. White man of fucking burgers and bae on. Remember that shit off the one nine and shit. Fuck white castle. We're going on white man of bitch. By the way, by the foot, by the ring side. Look, motherfucker's dropping on. I'm up there and I just want to introduce these guys. Give me your names, brother. What do you want to call yourselves? My name is Peter. I'm Dave. All right. And they're the fucking owners of a beautiful company, Los Gumi's Hermanos. Let me tell you what happened. I've been running with these guys. They're close to family because I'm tremendous friends with a cousin of theirs that helped me at first. He talked me into going to Colorado. So if it wasn't for their cousin,

I would have still been, I would have, I would have been dead because he said to me, go to Colorado, you'll shovel snow. Worth case scenario, you'll shovel snow. That's right. He goes, it's a lot better than living in New Jersey. At least you'll shovel snow and ski for 12 bucks a fucking hour. And then time later, he had some bad luck and whatever. We're here, but we are connected on stage. So how long have you owned this fucking company, Los Gumi's? I mean, since I met you, you guys are professional fucking stoners. Let's get that out. When we were kids, remember your answer would say, no, no, no, no, no, I'm like, I'm a kid. I said, money one, we became money one. That's what we are. I'm a money one. I'm not a fucking

drug. I don't like, I'm a fucking money one. For people sitting there going, what the pussy? My aunt never said that. No, I'm a fucking waste of life. Same goes for me. I love it. All I do is I love it. I love it. This is what I get up and think about. Yeah. Some people drink and watch football. I smoke dope and you guys are in the same boat. We sprinkled a couple of psychedelics here and there too. Okay, but no alcohol. You guys will never get a beer and go to a football game. Fuck that. I can't. I like me personally, I get gout and so does my brother. So like drinking is out of the question for me. So you smoke that motherfucker up. You smoke the gout out pretty much. Fuck it. You see what I'm saying? Lisa and you sit here every morning

crying. You better eat one of these. I'm already so fucking high. You've met them before. Yeah, they came to San Jose. That night in San Jose, we ate one of that. How many other gummies did you eat the first night? The first night, they come in like thirds, right? They like kind of split up into thirds. I had one third and I was, I had already had another edible and some more smoking. So I was pretty fucked up. Then the second night, because people have to understand this, people hear me on the podcast. I don't want to take another hit or I don't want to have another edible. Before and after everything Joey does with me, I'm taking two or three hits. I'm having a piece. So the second night in San Jose, Joey, you gave me like you gave me like a little third

outside. No, no, no. First you gave it to me on stage when I introduced you. You gave me a little piece. You said, eat it. I ate it. When we got outside, like after the first show, you're like, here's another fucking piece. And I was like, I already had a piece, which is more than enough. One third of 250 milligrams is more than enough. You're like, it's not fucking enough. The people in San Jose, they're going to eat you alive or whatever you said. So you gave me two thirds and like another third of it. So the second night, I had two thirds and that's all I had beside a little weed and I couldn't, I couldn't move. I couldn't move. Tell them why he didn't move. Explain to him what's between your goomy bears and what other people have. We both agree.

Chibo Choo's a great, Anthony Delores has a great product. We talked about the, you know, like the Chibo Choo's, everything is fucking to the tee. You know, variety. Yeah, we like everybody does. I mean, Anthony Delores, but it's amazing. That night in San Jose, I saw what these did to myself, Lee and Eddie Bravo. And it's a complete different patois. Is it because you use hash? It's, um, yeah, basically it's hash oil that we're using. So something that we could sell for like the highest price of hash oil we're throwing in our gummies and we're not really making that much on it either. Like it's just like a, just enough to cover the expenses of the, of the, um, like the, uh, ingredients to make it. Yeah, they're fucking strong. Dude, guys, they came

to my house in the middle of the day on a Wednesday and they're carrying like an electricians box, like one of those fishermen tackle boxes full of like, like Joey, Joey was like, had a e-cigarette and they're like, is that e-cigarette? And he's like, yeah, well, do you have a medical marijuana one? He was like, I do at home. They're like, wait, well, I got something for you. They pulled out like an 18 piece one. Like it was, it was a, what was it called? It's a beta testing one. It wasn't not even out on the market yet. It's a, it's a half hash oil one, half, um, tobacco oil. But you just walk around with all this stuff. Yeah. I mean, they're ready for war. If there's an earthquake, these guys are ready. They got 12, 15 days to serve us on them at all fucking times.

They're the ones that told me you could put the weed on the belt on Burbank, correct? If you're flying to another place in California. I don't know. Oakland and San Francisco came out and they were like, if you're a patient, my name is Paul. It's between y'all. Like you go, you go where you want to go. Like they came out publicly and said it. So you put the weed on the conveyor belt. Well, you know, I'm a patient. If I'm a patient here, I'm a patient anywhere, you know, my back's going to hurt here. Like my, my back pain doesn't go away in Jersey when I fly out there. So I bring some gummies with me so that the back thing goes away. Guys are some heavy dudes. I love it. No, no, I love it because people get confused ever since

the medical marijuana craze out here. A lot of people just jumped on the bandwagon and the rest of the country is like, wow, look at those dudes. And there's a bunch of fucking amateurs. Then there's fucking savages like these guys that some people don't leave home without the American Express. They ripped up that American Express car. They told American Express to suck that dick. Don't leave home without us and shit. Don't leave home without us. Who the fucking say that? People fucking let Zeppelin can say shit like that. Bruce Lee, don't leave home without us. But who could fucking that American Express fuck you in your car. I got to pay it a month later. You gotta give me 90, 80 days to get my shit together. All right, you're a check. I used to

have an American Express and I knew I was going to sink those motherfuckers too. Why? Because they would, it was too much drama. You got to pay them every fucking the end of the month. Don't you have to pay every credit card at the end of the month? No. You could pay them like, let's say you, let's say you charge Discover 300 dollars. You could give them a yardstick to keep you alive for a month. Oh, then you have to pay everything? Yeah. So you bang out American Express and you owe them 30 to 900. You better pay 3900. Oh, they cut that motherfucker off. Let me tell you something. It's embarrassing being poor. It's embarrassing getting denied. You ever get denied an American Express card?

Oh, it's the worst. Because everybody thinks you're Joey Banana. You really buy drinks for everybody. Give them a cocktail. Give them all a drink. You're like Denero. Give them all. Give the fucking bum three blocks away. Get a fucking Puerto Rican on a bicycle to bring him a fucking drink. And then they say it's not good. That's fucking them bad. But I learned how to, that was one of the cards I killed when I got divorced. I held onto that card forever. And I paid them. I kept paying them. And then I figured out how to get cash advances. You got to go to Vegas. In Vegas, though, every code they break. Not anymore. I think you're breaking my Jewish heart. You can't get cash advances. Not anymore. Not now. But 15, 20 years ago on American Express.

Listen, if you had a limit on it, the people in Vegas would get it. The reason why half those dealers, what are you calling pit bulls? Pit bosses. You know what that thing is? What kind of card you got? Because they'll come right up to you. Listen, can you get me a line of credit? What kind of card you got? I got an American bank, but they don't have somebody there. Give me the fucking phone. American bank and D and Connecticut. And you're like, yeah, let me call Diane. Diane, I got Lisa. He's a nice kid. What's his account? His limit 750. This is Paul from the fucking mirage. When was the last time you came out to Vegas, Marie? It's been years. My husband doesn't even fuck me in the ass anymore. Okay, what we're going to do is I'm going to give you a whole

fucking week out here for free. You're going to get back rooms. You're going to go see Wayne Newton. You're going to take pictures of Wayne. Do me a favor. What's legal on this credit card? He's had his limit, but you know, give him a thousand. That's, I've seen it done because they already have the relationship with somebody in that office. They go right through it by four in the morning. That's when they, that's what they fucking pay you for. Now you can't work that deal. Now everybody's got the fucking stick up their ass. In the old days, a cop pulled you over. If you called back in to your product thing and said, I got Lisa here. Let's say Lisa had got a warrant. The people would call you back and your Lisa has a warrant for not going to court and for

Mr. Meena smack to the fucking mouth. If I pull Leo over and I'm cool, like in Jersey, let's say you got a, let's say they pull you over in West New York, but you got a warrant in whippin in New Jersey. That's fucking eight hours away. Okay. It's two in the fucking morning. You did that constant to take you back and do paperwork because you bit smack some fucking girl in college. You don't give a fuck. He's going to say you're straight. I'm sorry. I made a mistake. They'll set you going. Now, as soon as they type your name into that computer, it goes. So that person where you got a warrant, I got alerts. That's it. They get a fucking alerted and that's it. It's done within 10 seconds. The county, the car, boom, you got fucking Lisa yet. Get them. We're looking

for him. He fucking fell out of a tree with a box of fucking Oreos and a bag of M&Ms chasing little boys. Whatever the fuck. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying on the internet forever, man. All right. What are you going to do? You know, you're a nice kid, but, but that's what I'm talking about. That's, that's really weird how different life, how much it's changed. Like you get away with different shit, credit cards. You know, once you went to college, as soon as you went to college, and this is how it works. This is just so you, you know, I'm not fucking crazy people. And we're all in that category. We all went to college. You were a fucking mutt till you went to college. If you were lucky, your dad, maybe, maybe your mom co-signed for you to have a credit

card with a $250 limit. Maybe if you were lucky, if you had any more than that, God bless you. I'm not putting you down. I'm just saying that most American kids go off to college with that first $250 from their parents. But as soon as you sign in to fucking college and you either apply for a Pell or apply for a fucking 26, 25 loan, that's a standard loan, right, Lisa? I don't know the numbers, sir. $2,625 is the first, I forget what it's called. As soon as that paperwork goes through, within 10 days, if you're a normal American kid, even if you beat Columbia House, because all of us beat Columbia House, even if you beat Columbia House, you will get three or four credit card applications with guaranteed cards already approved credits.

And it's a lot more than $250 your fucking parent gave you. So what do you motherfuckers do? We'll keep the $250 our parent gave them. We won't abuse that. We'll show them that we're behaving, but we'll get these four nickels. We're going to get these four nickels. This is my fucking margarita money. This is my pussy money and shit. And we all beat one of them. And there you fall into the system as an American. Now you've got bad credit because we don't know what's fucking 18. We don't fuck it. We're not going to send the payment at 18 unless you're borrowing from Peter to pay Paul. You're not really going to pay that credit card. They throw you into the system. They know if they send 10 of you's credit cards, five of you motherfuckers are going to pay it. Five years they're

going to go on and then you're going to put them in there. They're going to juice you, which is exactly what they want. So what do you owe me? $100. You know what? You're a college student. Send me five hours a fucking month. You're sitting there going five hours a month. I got a deal. Fuck them hoes. You're going to be sending them five hours a month for 10 fucking years because they're just juicing you. That's exactly what the fuck they want. It's legal loan sharking. It's ego. It's corporate loan sharking. Now it's even worse. That's when I went. I'm a fucking old faggot compared. I'm like Liberacean shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about now it's got to be done a complete different system. Lee was telling me something very interesting

that you're in it for fucking a loan shark of colleges. Fuck it. Yeah. I have over probably $60,000 in college loans that I have to pay back and I'm doing, I'm basically doing what you just said. I pay, I think it's $270 a month, which is what God's, which is nothing. Nothing. Most of it's, most of it's the interest. It's interest. It's in the interest. So like these poor fucking kids and then he told me that this motherfucker told me that when you go for an interview, they don't even talk to you about college. No, but they don't even say to you. So oh, you went to the, you went to, this kid went to the real deal. Do you want, no, no, they didn't even mention fucking, are you fucking, I would be insulting like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what college did you go to bitch? I

don't see no diplomas on your fucking wall. You know what I'm saying? When you go to a doctor, you see those diplomas, that's what knocks you off your feet, right? They put you in there. The doctor don't come right in there. He put you into the sit down to look at the pictures of the giraffe and shit. But after you look at the giraffe in the house, it's on fire. Boom. There's three fucking diplomas. Am I lying to you? Yeah. And he's got copies in every fucking room. That's a bitch. Fuck. No, it's crazy. Like luckily my parents, my dad, when I think I turned 16, he came down with a credit card and it was, I think it was linked to him because they wouldn't just give it to me. But he said, if you don't pay this, I'm cutting it off. So I've had, I've had once since I was 16

and I've, I've actually got, I don't have like any credit card debt, but I know so many kids who got that because like they, they send it to your, your school mailbox and a lot of kids don't have jobs. And like I, right now I would, I like, I wouldn't have an apartment because every time I go get an apartment, they always like, oh, you actually have good credit because people my age can't get anything. And you can't, you can't get a job without good credit, can't get an apartment, can't get a car. It fucks you up. You just got good credit. Didn't you, Joey? Like a couple years ago, like you and your wife? I had tremendous fucking credit all the way. And in your talking to somebody who was a stone cold criminal, but I always carry the credit card that no matter

when the high water, I paid that motherfucker off. And I had that one since 85. I had that fucking card. That means I had that card, yeah, 23, 20, something like that. I had never gotten a card before when they went to a Chinese restaurant with a stolen credit card. And I applied for this card and they sent me a card like maybe 250 that paid on time. I had that card till about eight years ago. I couldn't hold it no more. It was like $79 a year for the, for the fee. That card saved me in the road. I would go on the road and get a flat and all that shit when I first got a company. Then same thing happened guys. I went to Colorado Mountain College. Nobody gave a fuck. I paid out of my pocket. It was nine credits, whatever, $800 I paid. Once I went to see

you bold and I had a transfer and I applied for that first 26, 25 guys, they sent me everything. And here I was, I mean, it was fucking amazing. And I had those cards when I went to prison. And I had those clean. They were clean. I went to prison. They were clean. I didn't believe in using credit cards at that time. And then when I got out of prison, I started using that 251 and I started using it at a, a harvest restaurant and somewhere else, somewhere else. Then when I got divorced guys, that's when I learned about credit cards and how to shuffle them and how to draw money out of them at an ATM card in the pen. Discovery used to send you checks. You can be over the drawn. I remember one night I went to pick up this girl. I had no

fucking dough and I had one of those checks and I went to a bank. I said, let me just try. No money, nothing. I went in at $1,000. If you're going to go for a broke, you're going to go for a broke. I wrote one for $1,000, gave it to the chick. I was like 1130 at night. She gave me a hundred fuck. I said, Oh my God. That Monday morning though, the first call I got was from Discovery. You're over your limit. You're going to go to give that money back. I said, you better go fuck yourself. That money is gone. I already snorted that nigga. That thing is done. The Colombian got that motherfucker right now. You're fucking crazy. That's crazy. And then I had one more and I did it again. And this time I banged them out for like 2,500 and they fucking had me on the phone

that night. Let me tell you how cold blooded those credit cards were. They found out my comedy schedule. No, they didn't. Just they fucking did. Before you get a website too. Before websites. And they would call the club. So I get to the club and they go, I called here for you. So there's some comedy promoter. I thought it was HBO. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. And they say, Yeah, this is Marty. Hey, Joey, how you doing? Yeah, great. Marty, this is Metro from visa and your heart's broken. I remember one night I was trying to fuck a bartender and the phone rang at the bar. And she's like, who? Who? And I'm thinking I'm a pimp. And she's like, it's for you. It's visa. That girl looked at me. I looked at her like, what the fuck? They knew.

This is at the broker in Boulder, Colorado. I'll never forget that. I used to do Tuesday nights. And one night I'm at the bar doing blow at Valium's and shit. And like the phone for you, this is HBO. Hold on. How you doing? This is Marty from visa. Are you having a good time? Do you have a blow in your pocket? Fucking crazy. You ever get a call from one of those motherfuckers? They're relentless. The first time they call you, they fuck you up too, because you're fucked up. So you don't know what they're talking about. No, you don't know what the fuck. What do you mean I didn't pay? Fuck you. I paid. No, you didn't. You know what the worst thing is? And it pisses me off is like, if you miss like, miss your payment by one day, and it's never on the first, it's always

like doing like the seventh. So like, I missed my payment last month. Capital one charge me 25 bucks just for one day late. And like, even if you go to pay it online, sometimes like if it's after 3pm, that means it's 6pm mountain time and that's when they close. So that's how they get me all the time because I usually pay, but sometimes I'm late 25 bucks. Let me tell you something. You guys have no idea. When I first got on with Sprint, I went to Beverly Hills. I was just walking one day and there was a kid out there. This is 10, 12 years ago. This is why I love Armenians, by the way. This is why I love Armenians. And again, if you got it, you got it. If you don't, you don't. Just the way life is. I walk into a Sprint with Terry Clark, 2002, and we apply and they giggle and

they come back to like, you're in no danger. There's no way you ever get a phone from Sprint. I said, okay. And I kept my peepa. It's by the man, too, when they kept me on the set for like 9,000 days, so I had a little cash. So my buddy took me to his Sprint and we were talking here. I was like, listen, I can do anything you want to do. Just let me know what the fuck you want to do. I'm like, dog, I just need a phone. And at that time, that's when it was like 600 minutes for $4,999. That type of shit. What I wanted was unlimited. It was $199. And they said, $199 back in the $149 or something fucking crazy. Something ridiculous, guys. And the guy came back there and meaning, he's like, I got you $200, but always pay that bill on time. Because they do

something really that's print by the day. And there's been days where I would wake up in the morning and my phone would be shut off. And I call Sprint and go, what's going on? I paid the bill and they're like, you did, but it came on the cusp. So it's, if my bill would be $201, they would cut it off, dog. There was a time I owed him 30 cents a Sprint to cut my fucking bill. Sprint, don't fuck around. This is 10 years ago, before 9-11. I don't even imagine what the fuck they're doing now. I've been with Sprint since day one. I've been with the same service as day one. I love them. I would never change at this point. What the fuck? Now I go in there to give me upgrades. I've been there for eight or nine fucking years. They love me.

Yeah. I'm a Sprint OG now. They sent me Christmas card. They sent me a fucking violin. What up, Lisa? Yeah, look at you. Fuck. So guys, explain to me what I just smoked because I had like two small-ish hits and I'm gonna do another one. I am on average. You can't walk on one fucking like you know what I'm saying? That's what you said after the first one. Oh, shit. Good afternoon, doctor. Yes, hello. How are you? How are you, doctor? I am fine. Technically, I'm not a doctor, so I just want to clarify that I'm all about accuracy. What are you? So, not a bit. What are you gonna say? What are you technically? Break it down for me. Technically, I'm a clinical hypnotherapist. I also have advanced. I've got my

masters in spiritual psychology and, you know, I have a lot of, you know, training toward my PhD, but actually I've decided to go into the direction of more shamanic studies and energy healing versus a clinical psychologist, which once I was on that track. So, this gives me a lot of flexibility. I've studied with a lot of masters, teachers, and energy healing and done all kinds of subtle energy healing, which is very effective with mind-body medicine. I was referred to you for a hot topic on this podcast. We talk about a lot of crazy stuff. One of the craziest things we discuss that people go, you know, the response is huge is fear, fear of overall fear. And I was referred to you because of my fears. Basically, something had triggered or whatever, and I kept

getting panic attacks. I've been getting panic attacks, you know, on and off all my life, not knowing what they were, not knowing what they were. And the last three months, they just got to a point where I, they wouldn't let me know, they wouldn't let me do what I really wanted to do. So, I was referred to you by my other doctor, Frank, who's also been on the podcast, Dr. Bredici, and I gotta tell you, I feel great. And I'm so happy to hear it. And, you know, fear is such a pervasive issue across the population, and it has so many effects. So many effects in one's not only quality of life, but what a person can manifest in their life. So, fear, working with the energy of fear has been one of my specialties.

Now, one of the things you suggested to me, we put together a toolbox. And I, you know, the beauty about this island, you've taught me to form whenever I have a problem or, you know, it's not even that, Dr. I forgot to tell you that before I go on stage sometimes, I pee my pants. You know, I think, I don't know if we discussed this, so I have fear at all different levels. But Monday, I was walking in for my last knee shot. Okay, they were gonna shoot me in the knee. Plus, I broke my pinky. So, I was a little scared that I thought it was the bone under the pinky. Doc, I'm dead serious. So, you learn so much from yourself and from what you taught me. That's why I really wanted you to be on the podcast and call in. So, as I'm walking upstairs,

Doc, I sit down, I give him my name, hose ideas, boom, they call me and I'm sitting there waiting for the doctor to shoot me in my knee. And Dr. D, you know, for a split second, that fear started to get me, right? And I started to get the sweat from the top of my arm, my armpits and my palms. And all of a sudden, I said to myself, you know what, why am I scared of? I'm on my island. I'm on my island of serenity. And one of the new things I came from is one of the things that I don't experience in my island is any of those feelings anymore, which are like anything to trigger me, whether it's anger, anxiety, jealousy, anything in that vein, I don't want it on that island. And do you know that? Beautiful. I didn't faint. I didn't faint. I didn't faint during the

x-rays. I didn't faint. I think it's great. You know, the island of serenity has been studied. A lot of people for fear want to do deep breathing because what we're dealing with is the adrenaline response from the body, which is a physical fight-flight mechanism. So what the island of serenity does, it actually, when they study it, it pulls the adrenaline out of the body and has this effect. So it actually is more effective than even deep breathing. It is just, you know, and it really is an energy treatment because if we can go to a place of peace and calm and beauty and gratitude in our lives, which basically the island of serenity represents, then our whole energy shifts. And fear does not live in that realm. So what I really try to do is help clients get

into the big picture. But I call the big picture, which is a big picture that is really an umbrella of gratitude and beauty. And if you can live there versus, you know, fear and jealousy, like all these words that you've just said, that you've anger, all of that, there's just, they are completely two different levels. You cannot have fear and gratitude in the same space. Your fear and faith in the process, they just don't go. So you can really lift yourself out and move to this other space. You're going to see your blood pressure drop. You'll feel healthier. You'll feel more grounded. And you know what? One of the greatest benefits, your mind gets calm. So your thoughts get more positive.

You know, it's the real reason I, it was affecting my breathing and I would always be scared. And it wasn't even when I was in the bottom playing jujitsu. It was even when I was on top and being the aggressor, I would just go into this panic and I'd have to tap myself out even as I was on top of the guy. And lately I've just been, when I go in there, I eliminate all the fear we discussed, you know, so what if I faint? You know, so what? And then it comes to you, you're not going to faint. And I go somewhere where some crazy guy in jujitsu in Chicago told me, he goes, do not play jujitsu unless that person loves you and you love that person. So now when I do that stuff, I put myself there. Like I love this person and nothing happens and I'm controlled. My breathing,

I take my steps, my positioning. So well, I, by the way, I got to say something about that by saying that you love this person. That's the energy we're talking about that gets you out of the fear realm. Love and fear do not live in the same place either. And that's a wonderful technique to move and really see people through the eyes of love. That's a really wonderful technique. So you just, I can't, you know, if somebody would have told me five years ago that you could help me the way you have, I would argue with them and not believe it. And I am blown away, doctor. I am blown away in my behavior lately. I'm blown away. It's affected my anger levels. It's affected my, you know, I usually just go from zero to 99 in two seconds. Now I go from zero to 40.

And at least I look around. I call, I say a few bad words and I'm all right. Well, you know, this is, see, the thing is, this is all about energy management and congratulations. You are becoming a master of fear and anxiety. That's what this is. It's all about mastery. It's mastery of your energy. It's mastery of your life force. I would love to get into doing some, what I call journeys with you, which is some more of my shamanic work, energy work, because I think we can even transform more energies here and be really in life. It's all about getting lost energies back, recovering those energies, integrating them and bringing them to this state of love. I mean, that is really what it's about. So if you're really practicing this on a beautiful

way, so why would you feel it have fear anymore? If that's where your energy is, if your energy is in a vibration of love, it doesn't exist in the same paradigm. You see what I'm saying? You know, this is where, this is where the comedy for me, I'm confused, doctor, because for me, in my realm of comedy, and I need to be a little scared before I go up after talking to you and doing the work at home, my notebook and whatnot, I realize that that's normal to have that fear as long as I control it, as long as I know where I'm going with it, okay? I'm doing 65, there's no cops around here, but I'll go back to 55 once I hit the light. You following me stuff like that? Yep, absolutely mastery. The word is mastery with the capital M, being a master and

being able when something does not support you to say so what? When it is normal for the mind to throw out of fear. Let's talk about the trash can. I know you like that concept. Why don't you tell me what's happened to you with your thoughts and the trash can we discussed? Well, I tell you what's happened. The thoughts have slowed down. I've been using the trash can for like two and a half weeks and three weeks and maybe the process is it's on my right hand side. It's just a circular little garbage can. I don't even have a a routes bag in there. Like usually you have like a little plastic bag and you take it out. Hell no, I just throw that out because and it's, you know, with me my mind runs away with me. Again, not only does my temperament go from zero to 60, my mind goes from

my friends are here visiting from San Jose and you know us, we're Cuban, we're very superstitious. I'm the type of guy that once you get in the car, I worry about you. Just me, I worry about you. And once I worry about you, all of a sudden I'm going, all of a sudden I'm seeing the truck tip over. I'm seeing a guy cut you off, a Mexican dude on a bicycle by mistake. You don't even know. He cut you off and your truck flips over. That's where I see my mind. And then I got to pull over and I got to say a prayer for you. Why did I just put myself through that torture? That's torture for six, six minutes. Then I feel bad about myself for thinking that way. And then for another six minutes I think about where did that come from? Was it something I was born with? So you know

now before it even hits the even butterflies, I take that throat and I throw it away. When my wife tells me in the afternoons that she's going to target with the baby, six minutes into the flight with the baby. I'm like, I should be in the car with them. What happens? Why not? And I sit there for 20 minutes in the hell until they come back. I can't call her. I can't call her 18 times. So I sit there in hell. I don't have those thoughts no more. So as soon as the thought comes in now, Arna, I take the thought and I just, I don't even open it. Like it used to be that I would open and look at it and fight. No, I started closed. Now it just comes. I put a, I check it and I delete. Boom. It goes into the trash can and I even make a mental note after I got like five buckets

in there. Like after I got like four bad ones, I empty the trash. I see myself going to the one double. You have to. Yeah, it's important because the mind can activate and when you use your mind, you can't afford to have a negative thought. And really the truth is when you get into it, negative thinking is an extravagance to even allow yourself to have it. Why isn't an extravagance? Because it affects your whole mind-body connection. Cortisol comes into the bloodstream. It lowers your immune system. There are so many effects to the negative thought. You can't be frivolous and just say, oh, I'm going to go have a negative thought. What you want to do is create in your life through positive thinking, the positive outcome. So let's use some examples of what you

just said. When your wife gets in the car with your baby, you see her arrive safely and happily. As an example, when your friends travel in the car, you see the car in perfect condition and then, you know, arriving at their location. That's how you want to use your thinking in a positive way. No, you're right. That's what I've been trying to really work on lately and it's doing a great job. Yes, no, having results. Well, you know what years I didn't know. I knew what you were talking about from day one and the last session I had when you really hit home, I've been trying to get at some point of the day where I left there to get that shine back in my face. I've been trying to just breathe and go on to my little island and thinking about

the good things that I have. So I'm really working on this. I didn't want you to think that I just I'm a hit-and-run type of guy. I know that I needed to work on this. It was affecting me. And you know what? The blood pressure, as soon as I walk in those doctor's offices, they make me nervous. As soon as I walk in those doctor's offices, they make me nervous, except the ones I'm comfortable with. Frank, my acupuncturist. What's the fear when you walk into these doctor's offices? What's the fear thought there? Bad news. It's like the same fear when you put a suit on. You never put on a suit on for nothing good. It's either a court, a funeral, or a wedding. Nothing good out of a suit, you know.

When you go to a doctor's office, even if you're going in for the simplest thing, as you're driving, as you're parking, I don't care who you are. I don't care if you're Johnny Positive and you walked over an island full of coals, you're going to think, what if they draw blood and there's something wrong with me? Anybody who's normal, it's just the intensity of how much you let it affect you. So what would happen if you walk into the doctor's office and you hear and you create in your mind wonderful outcome, congratulations, blood pressure is great, and just create that outcome. In other words, same principle, negative thinking in the trash. Because this is the thing,

in manifestation, it's a wide spectrum. It can go from extremely negative to extremely positive. Every possibility exists out there. And with our minds and our intention, we can pull down the result. Do you understand what I'm saying? So why not choose the result that you want to create? So that would not even be anymore in your vocabulary. And what you could do is practice it, make some doctor's appointments, and practice going in there with positive outcome. That's it. And of course, you can use your island of serenity when they're taking your blood pressure and just go in there, seeing them through the eyes of love. Same way, you see your digits to partner. Okay. The 405. 405, you know. That's a good way,

I never thought about that. 405 can be challenging the same way. You know, it's all how you see it, positive outcome all the time. And you're going to see, you talk about that light, that we all have an inner light that exists in us. And once you take the film off of negative thinking, and where we're giving up energy, because it's already our natural state, it just goes full, you know, full bloom. So I caught the interfacial, when I'm working with clients, as you saw, I said, okay, go look in the mirror now. What did you see after we worked together when you looked in the mirror? My skin was shiny. A film of like gray had been taken off it. My eyes looked clear. Yep. I didn't see the halo or nothing, but everything else. And I felt great when I

left there. That was the most, you know, the last, the one thing after, even after the first time I saw you, it felt like a fist had been taken off my chest. Like now I didn't have that piece anymore. There was, there had been a piece there for who knows how long, who knows how long that piece was there. And I don't have that no more. I feel myself walking upstairs now. And I feel myself being a little lighter. You know, just so whatever we discussed, or you did work. And I thank you for that. And that's why I wanted you to. Well, I look, I look forward to being able to work with you again soon. I, I, with the level of mastery, because, you know, it's really apparent, you're a very disciplined person, and you have your, your, you have the ability to create. And through your discipline,

I'm really looking forward to doing other work with you that I think can help you even move to the next level. So thank you for the opportunity to speak with your audience today. I really appreciate it. How can they contact you? You have a webpage where you have results. Well, anybody, anybody who would like to contact me, you can contact me at this phone number 310 614 5352. And when they call into that number, there'll be further instructions on that number 310 614 5352. And I love working with new clients and being of service. So once again, thank you. Thank you. And have a great day. And I will give you a call this weekend and we'll get together, Arne. I would love it. Much love. Have a great day. Thank you. Thank you. Bye bye.

You know, guys, I had to go to work on this shit. We talk about it on the podcast. And for me to do my fucking job with you cock suckers, I got to look inside and see what makes me fucking go crazy. I'm saying Lee not eating ass shit like that. You know, I love Lee, but because he don't sniff a chick's ass, so I get angry with him. Why would a normal human being, it would just say fuck it, you know, you don't like ass to me to listen to something. So get it together, cock suckers. You the goon yet? No, I can't. These guys came all the way from San Jose. I smoke. You see how high you give him another pipe for let's get some pipes going for some hash. Let's get some, let's get some James Brown this motherfucker. Oh, I got a hit loaded for him. Oh, shit. Blast that

shit. Give him the give him the give him the the fucking whatever. Oh, oh, James Brown is a bitch. Oh, got to get back with Lisa. I had to find you, man. I hate you. Revenge. What? I need Dr. Arnold on the phone. I'm having negative thoughts. No, she's not adopted. She's a hypnotherapist, but bro, it helped me out. That's all that matters. I'm not freaking out no more. I was freaking out, guys. Even that stare. By the way, that Friday I had a nervous breakdown to improv in San Jose. I just control myself. I made him feed me. Let me get one of those killers there. What happened to the music? Oh, I was thinking about it when she was on the phone. No, no, one of the, I have three here. No, beautiful. Whatever they call dabs. Yeah. And these things will fuck your world up.

We're dabbing here today. Ain't no reef in this motherfucker today. We're taking it to the next level with that. Look at me. What'd you drop? A pen. A pen. I was thinking when she was on the phone, because I've had some stuff. I never want to see anyone, but a lot of stuff with that. Like you talked about it the other day, and this is kind of embarrassing, but you talked, you asked me about it on Sunday, and I've been thinking about it for the whole week. You talk about like losing your bone or something sometimes. And I went through a period of about a year and a half, two years where I'm healthy. I'm a young guy, but one time it happened when I was drunk. I used to use my bone when I was on blow, not when I'm healthy. When I was doing

blows. No, no, no, no. You asked me on Sunday if I ever did. I didn't say you. We're talking about a different situation. I asked you. But I went through like two years where I would get nervous. And like it got to the point where like I started thinking like not Viagra, but taking those like over the counterpills. And it would get worse and worse and worse. And even when I lost the weight, it like didn't get better. But like I started thinking a little positively. Like I just started seeing someone and the first time I was nervous. But after that first time, like I started getting less nervous and hasn't, hasn't been a problem since. Like it's how much of mentally like that you would think like, like if you were at jujitsu, like the first time it probably wasn't

as bad. The second or third or fourth time, like the more you thought about it, they get worse. What's that? That like the bad thoughts you were having. Well, you know, you can't breathe. So right away, I would go to, I'm going to fucking get up, pass out, faint. And then I'm going to have a heart attack right here on the mat in front of these nice fucking people who just pay the jujitsu. Yeah. Now they're going to see a horrible situation. So I would take myself there. Yeah. But I'm saying, did you like the second or third time you went to jujitsu where the feeling is worse than the first time? Like was it worse the more you thought about it? Yeah. The more I would go in there, get worse. If we get worse and worse and worse,

then I just stopped thinking about it. Yeah. I just stopped. I said, fuck it. I'm going to go on an exercise. This is just exercise. This is no big fucking deal. You can't breathe, you get up, but don't, and then it started getting to the point where I would go so long, I would doubt myself, holy fuck, I've been doing this for six minutes. I'm about to pass out. So that's to the point where I'm at now, where I'm doing so good with it. But I think I'm going to pass out. But as long as I keep breathing and focusing and on top of what I'm doing, everything's everything. You know what I'm saying? Lisa, yeah. I have gone to the point where I have no idea what you're saying. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. So let me ask you this.

How did you come up with this recipe for these Los Ombres Malos here? Los Gomesha Malos. That was my brother Peter. Peter, break it down for Uncle Joey. Well, I just took the recipe I found online and modified it to my taste. And you've been cooking marijuana and making it into fucking tremendous edibles for how long now? Well, these gummies just for a few months, but I've been making edibles for years. For years? Yeah. Now you can't, you're Cuban. Yes, I am. And you grew up where? West New York, New Jersey. Since day one? Since day one. God, googly moogly. I was born in Weehawken, in a little hospital by the Dairy Queen. North Hudson, Hollywood. Now across the street, that's when my dad died. Yeah. He used to be a tremendous fucking

Dairy Queen. That's what I remember as a kid, your dad died. Well, take his ice cream and move up, but it was good, that Dairy Queen. And up the corner from there, it was like Rapido taxi on 48th Street. You know, explain 48th Street for people who didn't know. 48th Street was just Cuban. When I was growing up in the fucking 70s, once you made that right on 48th Street and it took, you know, went down a little hill, that's it. That was the cigar shops, a couple Cubans places, a furniture store that just, it was just Cuban. What about the pipe store that's been there since like the 70s, East West? East West is still there. In fact, the guy, two people have called me from there recently and said, guess where we're at? We're at East West. We figured, I bought my

first, do you know, in 1980 fucking two, I bought a crack cocaine kit there. They had the little scales and the bullets. The bundles, the bullets. I think the singer from there was in a band called The Banks. If you went up, when I first started going to fucking that place, East West, it was one floor guys. This is 19, first time I went to East West was probably 75 because my mother had the bar in Union City. So I'd walk up down the corner. Guess what was up the corner there growing up? Genos. Genos is Kentucky Fried Chicken and McDonald's put together. Bam! Nobody knows that one. Nobody remembers that one. It's either Kentucky Fried Chicken and McDonald's or Kentucky Fried Chicken and Burger King put together. They sell chicken and hamburgers around the corner,

then you moved in, there was a pizza place, then you moved in, there was like a Cuban restaurant, then it became all Cuban on that side. There's a supermarket where you make a right-hand turn. You guys know what I'm saying? A bakeries. A bakeries and the whole fucking deal there. Damn, when they closed that, when they closed that chicken place, it became a liquor store and a kid in my neighborhood, Sabatino, his father was one of the managers. He was the bag man of the place. So he had the keys. I swear to God, Sabatino was a junior in high school. We were seniors in high school. Sabatino would wade it home to his father, fellas. He'd steal a fucking key to the liquor store with the alarm. We'd get a car, go up there and rob the fucking liquor store.

That's what we robbed. The case of beer and the bottle of Jack Daniels before, you know, what's those nights where they give out the awards, most popular to succeed, all that shit. Homecoming? Homecoming, it's like, this is true. It was like in those times, it was crazy homecoming, because it's like a bunch of Puerto Ricans. Who are you kidding? You know, they have the homecoming at the high school, then the after parties, like at this dingy bar, the one time it was by Rose, what's the fucking stadium in West New York? There's a bar right there, right? Like a little disgusting bar. I used to get quailudes there. I used to get quailudes there from fucking, oh my God, all those places, those are quailude spots in the fucking 70s and 80s. Oh no, that's

called Miller's Stadium. Miller's Stadium. Roosevelt State, the one in Union City, that now it's a high school. The stadium's on the fucking roof, on the fucking roof. Doug, we used to run up and know, but it's funny that the name of the company is Los Gumi's Hermanos. In West New York, every business ends with the Hermanos. My stepdad's business was Los Emano Canizaria, the best Cuban sandwich place now in West New York is what? Los Emanos, they make the Cuban steak sandwiches, that the Yankees go eat all the fucking time with. Los Amigos. Los Amigos with the French fries and that motherfucker. What, Lee? What? What's there? Like I'm 58 and burger line or something like that. Good, googly moogly. And all they make is Cuban steak sandwiches, two types of vatilo,

mateba, iron beer, and that's it. Everything else. Vapitas no papitas. Vapitas no papitas. That's it. You either in or out, cocks up. If you're on Weight Watchers, take it up the corner and shit like that. But no, there used to be a Gino's there in the corner. But East West, I bought the first free basin kit and it came with a glass, a silk stocking, like so you could put the coke through. This is crazy, but the other thing that East West specialized in was underground albums. In those days, let's say Led Zeppelin played in the city. You got a tape recorder, you tape it to your body, think how bad society has changed. You took that tape recorder, you strapped it to your body, you went there because then you didn't have it in those days. You just went away. But you sat

somewhere and you fucking taped the album. Then the next day you took it to a record store, you put it on vinyl, you sold them for two dollars, you got nothing to lose. And you called it Bonzo's birthday party live. And some of them sound like shit, but some of them sounded good. I had a couple of them myself. And no, that's like free entrepreneurial. That was like you did it from 80s, bro. Like a Cuban dude did that. He went over there and watched Judas Priest took it, put it on vinyl. It was a white album cover that he made at home, a poster he made himself. They sold fucking five dollars, six dollars. East West specialized in all those underground albums done from all those clubs, CBGBs. How was the sound? Was it okay? It was 50-50. It was 50-50.

You remember what I'm talking about? Yeah, bootlegs. I never knew they had bootleg music. In the 70s and 60s, that's what they did. And the Grateful Dead made a living off it. If you go to a real Deadhead's house, he'll tell you, oh, the Cleveland show is in 63. What night do you want? I got the first show and you sit there going, what the fuck? These guys in Boulder had a closet full of like every show. Did you find like if you lived in New York and there was like a guy like, let's say you were really good at it. Would you have like a guy like this guy always goes to the concerts. He sits in the right place and he holds it up. So like did he go, no guys? There was no microphone. Like that was probably towards

some crazy fuck probably one day, took a microphone and took pictures for the album cover. Like I saw those that the guys were that good. But that was like free enterprise. I still remember I had Bonzo's birthday party. I had a UFO one from Michael Shankler that was fucking brilliant. He bought them for five bucks. It was always live at CBGB. Yeah, well live in the garden. Live in the garden. Live at National Coliseum. Live in fucking the one in Asbury Park. You know, there was always something which is really fucking interesting though, really. Now describe, did you grow up in your fucking little chain? Did you hang out at Hudson County Park a lot? Yeah, I was like 12 blocks from there. Who was I telling? I was telling

somebody that we used to rob the beer truck. There used to be an AMP on across from Hudson County Park. When we were kids, we'd go there about 930 and wait for the beer truck every day. Not every day. You couldn't do it every day because then they bring you could only do like once every three months. Once he'd forget that he could get robbed in that area. Bam! You remind him. Close the gate, cock sucker. They would be, you know, they don't know and you pull up. And then as you got older, you had a car at least, at least you watched them. As soon as he hit that fucking door, you ran up to that car, opened it up and you just took a beer case in and took off. That says you got older. But in the early stages, you had to run with that fucking beer. Fuck you. Fuck live

events and try elect and all that shit. Let me see three dudes. And you had to run across the street on Bergen Island and jump over the fence and run in the fucking park. Now it becomes a county ticket. And they in the fucking city, like North Bergen now would just drive by and beep at your way. Now you're in Hudson County Park. It becomes Hudson County fucking park territory. There's always cops in there too. Always, always fucking cops in there. That was a great place to grow up. The old gangsters playing bocce ball. Bocce ball there. And when they were going to shut them down, those gangsters went fucking. There used to be a grasshopper haircutting across from the bocce ball. I saw a fucking vinegar jewel throw some motherfucker to that place last week. No one

night dog on a Friday night. Another night. The janitor I mugged one night. I used to not mug this janitor. I used to take the pills from this janitor. He used to have valiums, like give him away. And then one night I robbed him. He had pills for an epileptic. And then after that, I didn't rob him for a long time. And then one night I went up there and I was in a violent rage. And I was at Larry McNeil, some other dude that we saw him walking. We're like, where's the pills? We smacked him a few times. You just stopped Karen like pretending like you weren't doing it. You're like, where are the pills? I felt bad. We were robbing him for like three fucking months, you know. And then I robbed the epileptic pills and he fucked us all up. And then one night we

robbed him up, but we gave him a few side kicks. Towards the end it was tough. You beating someone up with side kicks. There used to be a chicken place there. When I was growing up, there was a chicken place there, Richie owned it. Remember, we went to the Chance Dragon Inn and we bumped that kid and he said that his father owned it. It was a chicken place there. And one of our friends that went to St. Joe's West New York, both from North Bergen, worked there. So we'd hang out at that bar in the corner, Joe and Mary's. Nah, that bar is still there. It's just the Spanish bar now. They didn't even change the furniture. They just put a picture for dulling that motherfucker.

And it's open for public. And it's Amigos, you know what I'm saying? It's still there. It's still fucking there, all those places, man. It's, that's some wild shit, you know. And the power struggle there, like that whole area, like the biggest Cuban bad thing ever done was right there. The biggest Cuban bad thing that they ever did was right there on that 48th street. That's where they shot the Cuban cop, the undercover cop in front of Rapido Taxi. They fucking gunned them down right there. But that was a little fucking war zone. Now it's death. Union City was a great place, man. The other day I was watching the premiere of the

movie Dice Clay is in the Woody Allen. And they were interviewing the Cuban kid, the Spanish kid that was on, uh, what's the show from down the Boardwalk Empire? He did. Did you guys watch that? You watched it? I've seen it. I remember it was Spanish. Last season there was a kid on there. And I know, I've heard before it's Union City. He's done everything. He's done every fucking movie in Spanish. Cause he even did the, he was in, oh fuck, I forget, but anyway, he said Union City. It was weird that, I think all those that growing up down there, I knew that area like the back of my fucking hand.

I knew that area from 29th Street from 26th Street probably no from 24th Street in New York Avenue all the way up I probably knew Pino's pizzeria the food job pie kung fu. I knew the fucking carvel on foot for 39th Street next to To the bottom of the barrel, which was a big mafia. Do you mean Glenn Caspillo? No keep going Who's in the movie? What do you have it? It's keep lunch at Joy Carlin Richard Conti Glenn Caspillo Baldwin Charlie Tahan Annie McNamarin Daniel Jenks Max Weatherford Andrew desk clay Keep reading Ted now. This is Andrew Long Fuck there's way too many people in here

John Ben John Bland Glenn Fisher brand there Christopher Rubin Bobby Knavel that kid Bobby kind of Bobby kind of valley read on his IMDb. Oh, I know this guy But you listen to him fucking talk and you know where the fuck he's from Yeah, it was in my as soon as he opens his fucking mouth Well, I'm he opened his mouth. I knew it first time that kid from that Pacino movie. What's that Pacino? Huh, I just found this one which one this movie. No, what movie? The Pacino movie And I heard him talking I like that kid's gotta be from my area and now he's a Cuban kid that owns a restaurant

I'm Boulevard down by the water. He did a couple episodes of law and order. He did a good movie Yeah, the one with Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer. He played the Spanish kid in the kitchen that kids grew up in North Bergen He's a North Bergen kid. He has a restaurant now. Yes That's the restaurant he owns the restaurant now, sure But you know, we say I can always tell by a certain whang in their accent Exactly what I could break it down if I really really listen. I have a friend here That's from Queens first time I met him I asked him Queens and he goes nobody knows that I could just hear it Cuz we're from back there. We break it down

Lee sciatis with the Connecticut Jews It's Frankie and Johnny. It's the mother fucker. It's Tommy and Johnny But yeah, is it do you feel Like is it a big like a loyalty thing like would you guys like band together against like another part of New York? Like why like it must matter to you if you can tell the difference No, you just hey listen man that area was I grew up in that fucking area Even when I was living on 205 West 88 she my mother had that bar So I was over there all the time and then they just spread out, you know, I had friends in West New York

You know, when I was a kid my love for basketball meant for that one everywhere I wasn't I wasn't the two things that I would travel for karate and basketball So to play basketball at Washington school or school number four in West New York, that's where you had to go You had to get an address So right away. Yeah, I go to my mother and I say wait We're gonna use you know anybody in West New York and she's a conchita lives there And I go, okay

Let me use your address and I go to school number four and everybody would look at me like you ain't from fucking West New York Because people know but don't play the game. Well, you know, right? Let's just fuck this motherfucker I'm gonna fuck until all I want to do is get on the team I would try out get on the team and get a shirt and then quit Once you got the shirt that said West New York, you're out of there. You ain't It was fucking ridiculous and they knew I remember doing that the first time this how bad I was in basketball I went up to what was the school on 30th? To the oh, yeah, it's tough one there

This is a time you're on bergoland Avenue bergoland Avenue Also, you you got to either go that way which puts you into New York City Or you got to make a right which puts you into North Bergen and all that shit, but you're still in Union City There's a school on the right-hand side that they had a parochial league So when I was a kid you had your grammar school league Then you had the city recreation league That was my school that was McKinley in North Bergen, but no crowd on the other side, but it didn't matter this how much these things You had

Done to you like if you were from North Bergen, you had your grammar school team And you had the 12 you had bitty basketball or 12 to 15 and you had people PAL So you had four fucking games a week you were jamming in those days You were fucking jamming, but if you really wanted to jam You'd give a Union City address and play at the Union City League and Washington School, they didn't really care as long as you had a fucking address in Union City So to put my mother's address down at the bar So I would play up there get the t-shirt fucked you I wouldn't go back there

No, but then once you once you get the 12 to 15 once you get the 12 to 14 you had to pick a church Because the church had to accept you. This is fucking none of you play CYO ball Our lady a Libra all that shit So you had to go to the church first in those days with your birth certificate and your baptism fucking thing And the priest would sit you down, but okay, you want to play basketball? Why I'm gonna go to college Okay, go try out and then Steve Rubinaccio or Richardi Steve Richardi would have tried to so I ended up I couldn't play for our lady of Fatima That was my North Bergen church

I had to go to Union City to play because they were all out of you had to either be in the district of Uptown oh in the parish the parish is shit. That's what the Catholics call it They don't call it cities and districts. They call it the parish So you can only have two hours out of parish Basketball players, so I had to go Union City. So it doesn't really fucking matter. We just talking politics here Who gives a fuck? But I was I knew all those areas up there and then my mother knew all those bars up there because you know all the owners Look, I feel like Dita, you know, what's the one on 56?

It brings that's a that's a go-getter. That's a that's a bring it if you got it in that dog That's a heavy-duty cube. They used to be so it bleemies on this corner on this corner If you're going up is on this corner on this corner It brings to be on this corner across the Cuban restaurant right all the way in the corner Yeah, the next to it is the flower shop That right because when I used to run there the flower ship was across the street and that bleeding was always there Then they used to be one on the corner, which is a badass motherfucker and a bakery and a bakery nice nice little neighborhood tremendous I seen a couple people gets there was a kid. I'll never forget this when I was a

When I was about maybe nine the summer of my eighth grade mountain fucking early Fort into fifth summer. I spent it working with my stepdad in the butcher shop. It wasn't okay It wasn't on Hudson Avenue. It was on the side There was a little building there and then right next to right that 50 feet not even 20 feet up You could still see a bring me there. He was a little butchers I'm not gonna say that name of his dogs a mano can be said yeah one of the owners with chichu He did a bunch of chichu chichu to 20,000 years for shooting motherfuckers. He was in prison, but he was one of the owners Yeah

Yeah, my stepfather had the fucking Santa that she got me Sonia with him was a butcher shop So every day I used to have to wake up and go to the city and get the fucking meat with him And then the other obstacle we did it five days a week Three days you got meat and the other two days you got flowers for the they also owned the flower shop, which was the It was in those days. It was the You couldn't do numbers in there You could talk numbers and no thing, but you couldn't call him with numbers. It's where everybody met the exchange money

So if the cops rated it there was no number sheets there. There was money So that's where all the money came in after three o'clock from the other banks, New York Harlem The Bronx all the money came in there and they counted like on they said yeah, and I was a little fucking kid though that was amazing those days were just and I saw I knew those kids down the corner is Memorial High School So I would do all that shit in the morning and then the afternoon I would shoot down to the fucking corn and I was great friends with a Cuban kid named George Fujita. He had like Chinese eyes. They used to call him at Chinito He's to play basketball for Memorial

I knew a bunch of kids in that area now and then later on Memorial was the Kuei Lu school That's where the deep Kuei Lu's were over there. Everybody had them and I forget the names of the kids They were bartenders in the city And then by that time Luke Kaysie's had North Bergen locked up and we were buying our quinoa from the Luke Kaysie shit That's long fucking time ago dog. That's The fuck Lee what the fuck you looking at me shit You look like I'm stoned to the guilt. It's like right in the heart of the print. Oh, yeah, this is it A lot of people don't know about this shit man. This is a very you know all those mayors Memorial West, New York

Union City, Hoboken, North Bergen none of those mayors ever leave without doing time Yeah, the governor of New Jersey hates your mayor. I saw that's a video you posted and like governors are usually like kind of quiet Your mayor fucking the guy he freaked out. He does it at every town meeting The guy got Chris me You gotta watch it. Yeah, just go to YouTube Oh my god smoke a huge joint get two hours to kill And just sit there and put them on and do something else while you're listening and he'll talk and here's how I'll go into it Very nice to be here in seaside Park, New Jersey

You know, he'll go talk about seaside park. I was growing none of doing North Bergen. I don't know where he'll go You know your municipalities are doing great here. You're down to like two million dollars every two years That's very good. Not like those bozos up in North Bergen that fucking mayor say don't say fucking we such going that mayor Sacco, what's he doing up there? $100,000, you know to do what to have six jobs there. Yeah, you want to play it? I got it. You got to go go go I Mean you see the crap that's going on up in North Bergen I mean bad enough that Nick Sacco is making 300 grand himself now

He's paying he's got the highest paid in-house counsel who then refers Business hundreds of thousands dollars in business to the firm that he's a member of While at the same time he's a full-time employee And then I love the guy who's been working there since 1988, but can't tell anybody what he's been doing Well, I kind of got frozen out 20 years ago But I've been trying to create my own work I think was his quote and then when they talked to the business administrator and the other folks They couldn't agree on what he was or wasn't doing and then ultimately admitted that he wasn't doing anything

But the one thing we know he was doing was kicking back about six grand a year of his money to whatever political cause Boss Sacco wanted him to kick it back to So I understand from reading the report the comptroller has referred this to the vision of criminal justice a place where I believe it Richly belongs and now I'll let attorney general acting attorney general Hoffman Take it from here, and I will stay back Because as much as Larkins and I would like to go back and do our old jobs sometimes we don't get to do that We have new jobs, but it's outrageous It's completely outrageous, and it's indicative of the of the absolute taxpayer waste that exists in North Bergen

It is it is just we outrageous the unchecked power and abuse of the citizens that the Sacco administration engages in outrageous Man, it almost it almost, you know makes his salary Understandable because you need to make a lot of money to be to be that bad That's on his page, and it's at a freaking college graduation The Mount Laurel College it said Those fucking mays always and I love them to death I get it There's too much money in that area. There's too much construction the unions, and you know what they say no no no

But eventually I gotta take something they gotta take something look the other way and then you get addicted That guy's been the mayor for how long man Sacco I didn't you say like one of your teachers was like a mayor of another town owned a bar and was your teacher. Yeah Listen when I was growing up there that the town of North Bergen had cops and they owned the metal ends and that was a strip club Where it was I seen disgusting things. I ain't mad at him. I ain't fucking mad at him I ain't mad at him at all and then in the eighth grade my eighth grade teacher was Wally Linsley He was the mayor of we walking Why would the mayor we all gonna be an eighth grade fucking teacher in the daytime in North Bergen?

Had a bar at night and had a blood on then and then Carmine had the bar at night, which was a cop But the bar was a What do you call that? I would have a bizarre in the day to release the oranges. I thought one of your teachers are your principles owned a bar. Maybe not Oh, yeah Ray Dalton who was one of the always he was one of the but This was this guy was an advice principle Ray Dalton could have been the mayor in North Bergen, but where Ray Dalton did was he really cared about the kids

Ray Dalton was a dude that was a thief But at least he cared about the fucking kids and if you came from a fucked up place He dug you even more and he had a bar that bar in 76th street in North Bergen the brass rail It's been there since Jesus came to town right there around the corner of that view if you come up right there There's always a corner in North Bergen. There's always cops hanging out in there That's always been a North Bergen city But at one time that was owned by Ray Dalton and Ray Dalton was a cool motherfucker Ray Dalton was the one I wasn't there one night rob the jewelry store and I went in there like a week later one night

He goes, I talked to you for saying how you doing? He goes listen, they're looking for you They're looking for you. They went up to the school looking through the yearbooks. They're looking for you He's the one that told me just disappeared for a couple weeks. That was my vice principal the year before That's when vice principals were cool. You know what I'm saying? He was a cool motherfucker. He caught us doing something And he wanted to suspend the senior year and he went to bat for us He really was a a guy Guy alone. He was getting his dick sucked too by a student those days. My name was Gabby She sucked my dick one time too. I pulled over on Kelly Boyd. She had fucked up green teeth

I didn't give a fuck in those days I remember she pulled in and the car was the ass was still left out of the car I didn't give a fuck right there where Ringo used to live. God bless his soul. What a fucking nightmare those days were Have you guys ever used to plus Hulu to watch tv online sometimes. Yeah, well, we're sponsored I love how you slid that it I got him man. Just say look at people It's time to take a fucking break now for a word from our sponsors hit it Lee Well, we got we got two we got hulu plus

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These are just our friends that we see that we met up. I met up one of joe's shows. Why does this taste so These are not friends. We're fucking family. We just like them. They're they're awesome people so when they brought these listen If they weren't my friends and they would have gave me one of these gumi's And they were passing through town I would have had them on because I think these motherfuckers will fuck your world. Yeah, listen in my world people I don't fuck around. I'm not gonna give you something. I'm okay Well, no, I give you something because I'm telling you I put my stamp on these motherfuckers when something kicks me at my fucking ass This is the mule. This is the real deal. No need to fuck around

I give you the best fucking products and these these gumi's are a savage. Trust me. So why are they guys why they taste so good? Why does lee let me see you let's get a drum roll that tastes um that you get is from the plant matter We don't use anything with plant matter. We use hash well. We use a quarter gram for Gummy and so so it's because people are putting like actual marijuana in it. Yeah, and that's the weed taste you're getting Yeah, like when somebody makes butter they put like actual like they ground the bud in the in the butter and they cook it up and then they're like uh, uh sieve out or the all the uh, um The plant matter. Um, we don't do that. We we eliminate all that we make a hash oil And we put it into into whatever the recipe calls for whether it may be glycerin or or or oil or

Peanut oil like whatever we decide we're gonna use for that recipe. It's like those little sour gummies I used to love them the little chewy ones. It's like that except you get fucked up Yeah, yeah, we we put a lot of medicine in the verse. Uh, we we like it to be the strength for us And you guys are professionals. See, I don't that's a piece on people on the stairs. Sometimes I go to a weed store On the old days I go to hollywood and the girl smiles at me Like there was one store that had a black girl a black girl from yonkers. That was fucking banging And every time I go into her eyes would be beat red So I'd ask her what she'd smoke and she'd tell me and I'd take it home and I'd smoke and nothing would happen

I smoked a whole fucking eight for 70 dollars. Nothing would fucking happen. I'm like, oh She's a fucking amateur You know, and it's not her fault when I consider a bomb and what somebody else consider a bomb There's two different fucking things people come up to you and go dog. I smoke this don't drive you get those people Man, be careful on the way home. Yeah, and you smoke the whole thing. Well, what the fuck is wrong with that moron? The fuck is wrong with that fucking weakling? And then you meet some motherfuckers that smoke shit with you and they're like, you know And there's some people who are obvious and there's some people who smoke it for a social

You smoke if there was nobody on this planet You smoke weed and be happy as fuck Think about it If you were all along this world and you had weed and a certain type of chicken cutlets with cranberry sauce and cream And cream or cream corn and some salt and pepper. Maybe some mashed potatoes. How happy would you be? I would as long as I got refit. There's a person in my head There's a fucking party in my fucking head. There's a party in my head when I don't have reef Can you imagine what some reefers slow it down?

So it's like when I wake up and I want to say people yelling and screaming and shits get up It's like a marine boot camp. It's like go go go. There's a fire and shit. And then once I hit this motherfucker like by 645 It's okay. The marines are just marching. They got their guns out But they're just walking around like it's cool. The lights came out in the clue. Yeah, it's all right Can someone please animate that that's a star uh get you up this image of you waking up like Get up and then like that's like world is like your head fills up with smoke and all of a sudden they're just like That's what's in my heart. They're put there for the smoke. Yeah, they're playing. They're playing the trumpet or whatever

Just you calm down. Oh my god, you think like uh I'm here to fuck around with you people. I mean, this is what I go my and I knew early on like you know early on I did cocaine at first and it was okay, but I knew this was you couldn't do this in the daytime You can't do the daytime, you know an acid's fun, but you can't do that in the fucking daytime You know, so you're talking to somebody their face is melting. That's not gonna fucking work in a real world You know and in those pills you I used to eat valium When I first got to commie 91. Oh my god. I had this college girlfriend We hook up like about 1130. I used to do some neon

So I'm going and just put a flyer out cuban kid So I put a flyer out and either they call the shop and they call me go. No, you got six calls You got sales calls tomorrow that neighborhood But I go home eat a valium with this girl taking that either ass I love all that afternoon delight wake up eat like a frozen piece of chicken or something either ass again That's a fucking party. You know I'm saying Yeah In the afternoon, you got like a pubic ass stuck in your tooth. You know I'm saying like fucking

That's just a real deal here. Really. Tell them. Tell them. This motherfucker. I don't know these guys don't need that But I love but there's nothing like I don't know about that. I don't even know when the first time I started smoking It was in high school when I started smoking the daytime. I just liked how I felt I made my eyes feel I knew by looking at people's eyes that they were more calm I knew how these people would act without the weed and I'd see them on alcohol and they'd be complete morons But on weed they'd be chill and I said fuck it That's what I need to make the voices go away

And I would hit that fucking pipe in the morning on the walk up to high school And then you walk into the school and it's warm where we're from. It's cold six months out of the fucking year So you gotta smoke outside. It's windy. The wind's coming off the Hudson once you walk into high school It's chill. That's when the weed really hits you. But man, then back there trying to talk about fucking history You're sitting back there thinking about fucking You know that leopard live fight with the windshield. Yeah, you gotta fight with all by god It's it's it's a fucking you know what man? There's not a day that doesn't pass I don't think about growing up in jersey

Like I'm proud to grow from fucking jersey. Like I swear to god. I loved everything about it I loved everything about the area where I grew the thing I hated the most Let me tell you what I hate the most about the area where I grew up and were ruined me for life So this day it spoiled me was the accessibility That always ruined me for life because I always thought every place was going to be like that I was a very lucky person growing up. It's very nice to live in new york city And it's a very prestigious thing, but I had it one better I had new york city all the opposite new york city and I lived in north bergen new jersey

Which gave me access to bergen line in boulevard east and it gave me access to fair view to rudies To get calamans and then we gave me access to fort lee You know, I would go to fort lee dining and get bagels right there by george wassen bridge You'd drive by and the red light would be going off and you make it right and you're in the city I had access to either to come out of new york city on this 78th street right there in the mouth of holland Or I could come out on 42nd street in three fucking minutes. Let's face it when I was a kid I could woo you c qualpers at 10 to 8 and be in new york city at five after eight. What at madsen square? What? What with a bag of fucking weed walking down?

I'm still remember walking with a ghetto blast to go see ac dc and all that stupidity. So I have no regrets growing up It was I'm jealous and you you grew up in west New York your view tell them what your view was Oh, there's a skyline Talking to my first joint was right on the new york skyline right there like a block from my house Literally, and you guys had all those pools to sneak into the galaxy. Oh, yeah I don't go work there. Not the guy Versailles we just need to first size. I got I got a scar under my arm from one of those pools

It wasn't the the the galaxy is the one lower So I had to be on the 68th street. So it's about 50. There's a bunch of buildings that look the same Down there The fucking galaxy was a badass place I used to sneak with a girl in there that she had broken up with this guy that was a killer So the only way I could fuck it was if I hid so I would take it to the bar under the galaxy that made me like Bahama mama's and shit I'd sneak run that and I had a little breakfast place

I seen Ken Griffey seen here in there one time because he used to live Ricky Henderson lived there too Ricky Henderson bunch of people Dave Winfield lived in that motherfucker Diddy Chakone lived in that motherfucker tour at the galaxy. I was a stocklick at the galaxy though And I was all fucked up. I was all coped up And every day going at 7 30 I had to work for half an hour and people just bring me work orders and say we need two pieces of wood Me the window and that was my thing. I ordered it. Please make sure it got in stock it That was my job one of the guys there. I still remember his face

Had a horrible drug drug problem Like I didn't know it then because I was in it But thinking back some time The guy never slept. He had the black things under his arms. He didn't have a wife He had no kids so he just went home and kept snoring He would come in in those days with the bottom of the grinder and they would be filled to the brim bro And he would come up to the window to get an order and then go open up the door And I'd open up the door let him in and he'd give me a bunch of fucking blast

And then I'd give him 20 bucks and he'd fill it up with fucking more coke and he'd leave Then he'd come back like for 10 o'clock coffee break and we'd go in the hallway and we'd smoke and we'd do like 20 more fucking blast And I would be by 12 o'clock my head would be fucking spinning there And I remember sleeping I would sleep it off to like four And then I had to go into the city and bar 10 from five to one and I had the package He sold me for 20 and oh my god, I'd see him the next day and he'd still be fucking that dude would never sleep bro I ended up in front of the navel and I never saw him again How many of your friendships ended like that?

What's that I ended up front in the navel And you guys know we were from in that area in that world In that world that listen with weed it's something different because what weed it's like this this People will give you 10 pounds of weed and you're like fuck you the weeds good Why will I not but in those days the blow was it was moving fast? How many times did you how many times did you mean to give somebody money? I don't think there was one time a guy gave me like an ounce of coke or something And I kept calling the coke was tremendous I kept calling calling calling and a week later his wife called me

She's like no he went to jail You know you got the guy's money and you spend it a month later. He comes up. Where's my money? It was a month ago, bitch You gotta catch me in a month now or you gotta give me another ounce of coke to get me back You know, that's that that's that world somebody's not gonna come up to you from 1987 and go hey, bro You owe me for an eight ball you fronted they know in their mind that you were in that game. Yeah, of course Oh, I know now. I'm just saying it's funny in that dirty game It was uh, you know cocaine was a dirty

I remember still like you guys are young. I still remember that little What was this 1980 my elitos? Yeah when they took over That heightened like that was just That area went from fucking A decent place to live To a battle zone It was a battle zone for two or three years It was a fucking battle zone from 80 to to fucking 83 or something

Then they started cleaning it up a little bit in 83 and 84 And they put the pieces back and they all decided who the coke belonged to and that was it But when those my elitos first came over they invaded every bed everywhere they went to they left bodies They didn't leave trash or fucking Droppings they left bodies. That's what those fucking dropping. So that was a spillover from Miami Yeah, all the ones you know the guys that had already killed in Miami and they were on the lookout They had cousins in west New York You know, like I said, yesterday I went to lunch at Rudy Sarger who was on the podcast

Cuban kid from Miami came over way before the revolution But after the revolution they had to move different humans they moved into west New York Like I was saying Rudy Sarger went to him. Rudy Sarger graduated from Memorial High School in West New York fucking guy played on over 200 albums of famous metalheads and nobody has ever mentioned them Graduating from Memorial. Nobody even knew till he sat on the fucking podcast. I had never even known or guessed it So you never know who the fuck is from Memorial Motherfucking high school. What up, Lee? Tell me something. No idea. How can they find these Gumi's?

Okay, so if you like strong edibles and you're in the bay area and you want to fucking see the devil No, no misunderstand. That's what I was saying. The devil ain't sending no messages Stuck us up on facebook Los gummies hermanos. L. O. S. G. U. M. M. I. E. S. H. E. R. M. O. S. At no see M. A. N. O. S. M. A. N. O. S That's what that's what it'll do. You can't spoil your own company's name when you're on the gummies and these dabs aren't hurting Who's up for another dab? I'm ready. You know you set it up and we've got to do two more Fuck because I didn't I got to catch up to Lee. He's

He's got to be wrapped up like a like you gotta see this fucking thing people. We're professionals. It's all over There's no amateurs a lot of here. There ain't nobody doing documentaries about these are fucking savages here. Lee You have to do one more and balance. Yeah, there's a small piece. This is good. You go No, one more for Lee. Then I'll go let's go. Let's end the show one more for Lee Let's do them. We'll play some fucking musics and ac dc It's been a great week people. I love you motherfuckers. Remember what lee told you go to hulu plus dot com Go to dollar shave club Dollar shave club is church or joey church and and hulu plus is joey correct and on it is

Church church. All right people, you know, we're here taking care of your motherfuckers Don't be mad at us because we're trying to put the fucking pieces together. It's a wednesday You're gonna listen to this and have a great look at lee his fucking heads turning red like a motherfucking shit over that But i'm happy your people tuned in today, and I love you motherfuckers. I got no shout outs today I'll tell you what I do have August 14th. We're at the ice house late 30 for a live podcast august 28th. We're at the ice house for a live podcast Another one is they what are they 10 bucks or something? We're gonna do stay home and fucking whack Well, we're gonna come on down have a good time august 22nd to the 24th. I'm at the dc motherfucking improv

Doing it getting my paperwork back. I know you gotta fill one for uncle joey. I got you. Fuck it. That's how we do it here Lee, how do you feel? No, it needs one more. No, fuck you. Look at me. Fuck you He took out me so see I didn't I do what you think of these things lee tremendous I love the gummy bears. I love the fucking. Oh the The patelita fucking i'm gonna have another one before I leave Fucking like the like conditions essentially for all the juice out there. That's what the bay area lacks. It's good Oh, yeah, yeah, some of them are meat some of them potato, but yeah Fuck it's good

Oh, yeah We don't so are we are we done? Anything else joey anything you want to say? We're done. No, we're gonna smoke some more. I want to smoke some more Yeah, who gives a fuck So we're gonna go out but now that the show's over don't forget to sign up for your free trial of hulu plus Hulu plus lets you binge on thousands of hit shows anytime anywhere on your tv pc smartphone or tablet Support this podcast and get an extended free trial of hulu plus when you go to hulu plus dot com slash joey Or go to joey ds dot net and click on the hulu plus banner

And also don't forget to sign up for our new friends at dollar shave club dot com It'll get high quality razors sent to your door every month for a fraction of what you pay at retail Uh, we love these guys and you will too Go to dollar shave club dot com forward slash church or go to the or go to joey ds dot net and click on the dollar shave club banner What's the story get it together, dog. All right Hold on i didn't do the fucking baboots here. Let's do this shit. Here's how we're in there. What is this called again? And what's the flavor of the week? Stop with the music cocksucker started from the jump. Hold on. Let's hit this thing. This is some uh

Tahoe og sap and how much how much thc isn't his motherfucker? I don't know. I haven't gotten this tested, but it's pretty high You get fucking wacky stony Me and lee we're gonna do two more. Fuck you. Let's take pictures of lee. I want to see kicking you out of my house No more cubans allowed in my house. I want to say you guys are cool I want to see his eyeball blow out of his fucking the left side just so you have an ipad So when he takes the eye to the to fight for the face of the one ipad You understand me i fuck around no more Oh

I love you cocksucker stay black. Thank you for listening to the church for loving us and supporting us You know, we love you support those gummies or monos Support my man the flying jew as always hulu Dollar shave club on it. We love you motherfuckers support them. I don't even deal with us. See you next week See you wednesday at the ice house. I love you guys stay black We're na na na na na na Oh, shit. It's like that motherfuckers bitches pussy it on fire And licky had fucking muffler. It's wednesday. It's thursday morning

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