Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #084 | RUDY SARZO | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

Welcome to The JOINT..... It’s Wednesday, July 28th..... Today, we talked to the Great, RUDY SARZO! https://instagram.com/sarzo.rudy https://twitter.com/rudysarzo https://www.spreaker.com/show/rudy-sarzo-the-dash-podcast This episode is brought to you by Boll & Branch & CBD Lion..... Go to https://www.BollAndBranch.com Enter Code: JOEY for 15% OFF Go to https://www.CBDLion.com Enter Code: JOEY 20% OFF Follow Uncle Joey on Social Media: https://www.Twitter.com/madflavor https://www.Instagram.com/madflavors_world And don’t forget..... The Mind Of Joey Diaz on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/joeydiaz #JoeyDiaz #Madflavor #UncleJoeysJoint #TheJoint #RudySarzo The JOINT is Produced by: Michael Klein aka @onebyonepodcast on Social Media: https://www.Instagram.com/onebyonepodcast https://www.twitter.com/onebyonepodcast Huge Thanks to BEN TELFORD for the Tremendous intro video.....

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what's happening you bad mother fuckers welcome to uncle joey's joint Wednesday the 28th of fucking July we're almost done with this fucking month and then it's another month and the summer's over then it's another month and the fucking Sopranos are here so it's perfect we want to keep these months fucking going I'm sorry about Monday's podcast I was a little fucked up when I taped it I don't know what the fuck was the matter with me maybe I was a little retarded I couldn't get the wording out of my mouth but that's been going on lately some days I'm flat some days I'm Johnny bananas what are you gonna fucking

do my teeth are back to fucking normal I got them worked on on Monday only two stitches this time it wasn't so bad I did the fucking laughing gas but not really not the weed laughing gas laughing gas laughing gas from the fucking doctor but it was terrible I saw usually when you do fuck I haven't done laughing gas since November 18th 1987 the day I kidnapped Vella and ever since that I never did laughing gas again because it made me kidnap somebody no it didn't I kidnapped him on my own who the fuck are you kidding that was the last time I did laughing gas so I called the dentist last week and I'm like

listen that was traumatizing all those fucking needles coming in it was like fucking missiles I can't do it again like I couldn't even go for blood that week I was so traumatized by the needles so they understood they said you got two options you could take a fucking pill we could give you a pill or you could take laughing gas I said give me the laughing gas I went down there yesterday or Monday and the laughing gas was fucking that was no fucking breathing thing they put a little tube on my nose with two little things going in I'm sitting up looking like fucking Miss Piggy that's what I kept thinking I'm like I'm like

Miss Piggy I'm sitting here and nothing's fucking happening nothing was happening I must have sucked on that fucking laughing gas for 15 minutes and I said to him can I go pee before you start just to walk to see if I was like a little fucked up nothing so the laughing gas was like whatever towards the end I kind of felt it but it was not I just told him to dope me up good because the last time he just put cocaine on me and started fucking I go no whoa you got to put the coke on me and let it sit a little bit let it sit for eight minutes and then give me another fucking shell acting give me put another

coat on there and make sure you put something on the fucking roof of my mouth because I'm not gonna tolerate that fucking needle again that needle to the mouth fucked me up my shoulders were tight I couldn't move my fucking arms I was done for two days never again will I stick a needle in the roof my fucking mouth why didn't stick it in there the doctor fucking stuck it in but the bottom line is I'm better now this afternoon I got to go for a haircut and I got to fucking go to the heart doctor to make sure that the gums being infected didn't affect my heart Jesus Christ this is what happens when you

become a fucking old man but the problem was I did eight caps in two weeks before I left and the fucking thing got infected my little Dracula Fang got infected you can see it's down now he fucking cut it again yesterday they had to cut the excess gums off can you fucking believe that I didn't feel the stitches but I tasted the blood going down my throat it's a fucking nightmare but guess what it's over I got to go back on August night now no more fucking stitches the heart feels a lot fucking better listen I did coke for 28 years I ain't going nowhere I ain't going I told my wife to go listen my heart is a

fucking tank first off I grew up in North Bergen the second hilliest city in the country I walked up and down those fucking hills that makes your heart stronger than fucking death I hit the bag you know that makes your heart fucking strong that makes that chest muscle fucking strong I'm eating good I'm sleeping good you know I'm not eating any fucking garbage food my traps at listen I had I think I did the shittiest fucking podcast I ever did on Monday and all you motherfuckers told me was how good I looked I can't believe it so thank you if I look that good thank you but I'm working out I'm

drinking tons of water you got to remember I work out four days a week every time I work out I drink two fucking fifty ounce fucking glasses of water I'm pissing all day you understand me this time I leave the house I piss before I leave and by the time I hit the fucking nine I got a pee again I got to go behind a bagel shop with my little hospital P you don't think I have it in the car I have it in the fucking car there's tons of times I pee right at a fucking light I will I'm so good at it now I could take my dick out put it on the cup and pee right at the light wave of people how are you good to see you

great coupon you got to see me at a fucking light dog I could piss up a storm but at the next light I got empty the fucking piss out because I got a driver at one hand carrying the container because the containers and fit nowhere and if that fucking thing spills in my car my car is gonna smell worse than what it does now I have not washed that car since I've got it I got that car in January and it's had that piss bottle in it since I did the fucking surgery I brought two bottles home the one bottles upstairs which I never fucking use and the other bottles in my fucking car you know and it stinks to

death I remember going into the city to shoot that show and I still remember pulling up to the fucking valet guy at the at the parking building and he's like where am I gonna put your car and he started walking away from me I'm like fuck I got a pee and I'm looking at him through the rear view mirror I got my dick in the fucking hospital cup and I'm fucking peeing I'm peeing I'm peeing I see him turn around I'm still fucking peeing and by the time he got to the car my dick was back in my pants and I'm holding my pee he thought it was like a nice tea he didn't know what the fuck it was it's he didn't see the container

but if you see my arm the way it was standing you thought I would just have a nice tea man when he walked past me he goes park it over here I go hold on one second and I got out of the fucking car he didn't see me and I emptied my pee in the garbage can and I just hit it a couple oh yeah I emptied it right in the fucking garbage can you know me I don't give a fuck I put it back in my car I got paper towels inside I wiped the inside up and I throw the fucking paper towels in the garbage and that's it but I'm not putting up with that shit listen every time I get in that fucking car I got a pee and if I pull over in a

parking lot and the cop sees me I'm gonna get fucking if you pull over in a park or in one of those fucking truck stops and a cop sees you pissing they're gonna charge you with sexual assault they're gonna think you're showing your dick to a truck driver and next thing you know you're gonna be have to fucking register as a sex offender in your neighborhood I can't have that so I rather bear the shame and piss in that fucking container then take my dick out and become a fucking sex offender in my fucking neighborhood I don't need that shit my life nobody needs a sex offender in their fucking neighborhood anyway

today we got the honor of interviewing one of my fucking close friends Rudy Sarzo we're gonna talk a little about Cuba we've always talked about music before but today I wanted to switch it up you know Rudy was one of the first guys I went to lunch with and he told me that he would never go back to Cuba while the fucking administration is there and I was blown the fuck away because every other Cuban has gone back there thank God I have friends that are fucking headstrong Rudy's like I'm not going back there and I always respect like that first it threw me off a little bit but then I always respect them

after that because I understood what he was saying and I felt the same way after I'm like fuck you but he's right what I forget do I have a short fucking memory you know they're fucking 90 miles from us and they're fucking doing shit to people that it just fucking horrible I'm out you know I'm Cuban it's in my heart there's nothing I could do you know the last couple weeks I haven't felt good about this because I really want to help and I don't know where the fucking start but something will come to me and eventually I could be a part of this fucking revolution and help the Cuban people anyway I got Rudy Sarzo for you

I'll check in with you afterward enjoy cocksuckers go go what's up beautiful get get by some mono get by some mono how are you I'm blessed let's be on words yeah awesome you on the road this weekend every weekend yeah it's back to the grind we're trying to make up for what we lost last year plus new added dates for this year so I'm pretty busy yeah you're out the whole summer yeah summer up until December right right before Christmas no shit yeah yeah good for you how you feeling as as long as things don't change yeah right

yep yeah and it don't look good you know the numbers are going up yeah I don't know if they're tricking you know they want people to vaccinate themselves or whatever the fuck they're doing but people already starting to panic a little bit I'm okay you know what the fuck you're gonna do yeah you know me too yeah so what's going on buddy I miss you I miss you fucking 11 months you know I miss that I miss going to pour those two you know I've been here 11 months I haven't eaten Cuban food yet it's such a fucking pain in the ass to get the way you need to go to get Cuban food that it just sucks and once you're

there you can't find fucking parking you know you gotta fucking walk two miles so forget it it's just too rough I gotta go to Union City in a couple of weeks anyway so I'll fucking go early and park the car on 48th Street and walk around a little bit and see how much it's changed yeah I well first of all you look amazing man so do you unbelievable you look so you best I've seen you your face you look happy yeah you look you look rested you know awesome I am fucking rested 11 months I've been resting that's a good fucking rest that's longer than fucking Tommy and good fellas remember he was resting up by the bus stop and see

caucus I'm worse than him I've been fucking resting up a store I sleep good Rudy I fucking take everything I can to fall asleep to melatonin that the THC the CBD I sleep fucking solid I get up to piss at four in the morning I don't even know what the fuck I'm going I end up in the closet some days my wife tells me I got up in the middle of night to pee I don't remember shit so I'm good man but I'm happy you look great I miss you I feel good I feel good you know I miss like ten fucking dudes with all my heart I miss Brett I miss you I miss a lot of people but it's good that we have zoom we could connect now we could do a little

fucking podcast I could call you next week and do your little radio show yeah yeah I want to talk to you about today was because you were old school more old school than I am you were born there you walked around there I was born there but I got yanked out of there before I knew anything but that was fucking happening talk to me about the Cuban situation as you see it well listen as I see it is because I was there when it began and my only you know what took so long that's my holy question you know I've been gone for 60 years what has it taken since the revolution came in 62 years to people figure out that communism

is not the way to go especially after the cradle of communism Russia Karl Marx writing his book you know Lenin all you know all of them and it fell communism fell in Russia so isn't that a clue that this thing does not work you know you cannot turn humans into robots which is why communism socialism fascism any dictatorship a dictatorship I don't care it's left right middle up and down behind you whatever it's gonna turn you into a robot we are not robots we're human beings and eventually we get to a breaking point okay if you take away everything from us you're gonna take

fear away from us and when we got no fear we got nothing to lose it nothing nothing else matters but freedom you know and I think that's what's going on right now people are just fucking they've had enough the Cubans they've had enough you know I know I don't know firsthand but I know from talking to my cousins what it's like down there you know they're well off they're part of the revolution they're well off their commies you know they have money they have their bands they have all that stuff but I've spoken to other people that have told me what's going on down there and it's not fucking good it's it's just

in the humane and it's been like that for years and we know that you know in the 70s they turned our family on us they tried to turn yeah the family on you so yeah yeah I mean it's a fucking brainwash mind fuck Scientology class all on itself I mean it's just a fucking nightmare it really is it's Spanish Scientology fucking yeah yeah now we're left in this position that Cubans in America feel like I feel like shit over this because I want to be involved but I don't know where to start well listen it'll start with Bay of Pigs they're not being able to to be involved I mean listen even even Castro Fidel started

his revolution outside of Cuba he went on he returned I believe it was Mexico right so he returned from Mexico with the with the first wave of revolutionaries on that boat the grandma you know that's that's the boat and it was just a handful of revolutionaries so they started in El Oeste in the west Oriente you know recruiting farmers you know been to say the Julio that was that was you know happened out west it didn't happen in the middle in Havana you know so it carried over but it was an invasion of Cubans that started not in the island it had origins outside but that's not allowed anymore since Bay of

Pigs you know I mean for the people that I was in Cuba I was 10 years old 10 years old when Bay of Pigs 10 or 9 so I remember Bay of Pigs my family was there during Bay of Pigs and we left in the middle and we were in Miami during the the missile crisis the Cuban missile crisis right so I remember everything you know and I gotta tell you well of course you know we didn't get first-hand information in Havana but we knew something was going on there was a lot of mobilization going on you know and after after it happened you know certain information came out and then once I got to the United States I got the other

side of what also happened so I put you know putting two and two together but the thing was is that the Brigada 2506 the brigade which was the Cuban army that trained outside of Cuba to attack you know Fidel they were the only ones that went in in land the the the US Navy was held back they were they were ready to go but Kennedy got a phone call from cruise chef and says if you guys if you if the US Navy attacks Cuba you're starting World War three so he backed down so the brigade went in they're the ones who flew in you know they had the airplanes and all that and attack you but they were shut down and check this

out here I am 10 years old you know before the revolution just you know life was normal I you know come home from school I will watch cartoons just like every other kid in just about every country right after the invasion of pigs they captured Cuban soldiers that went in right and they and all of a sudden no more cartoons at that time all it was it was the jury you know the judges they had judgment which meant that they were brought in and this is on television television they were televised they're bringing them in and they made the accusations next day they had him shot shot on live TV fusilla fusilla

miento in life TV here I am a kid and I'm watching I'm watching you know man getting shot right live TV okay this is this is what I experienced still living in Cuba you know and ever since the Bay of Pigs they has not it's not the US government has not supported any invasion coming from the United States to Cuba now when they went down there 2506 that was the crew that battle was in Jose battle yeah and they got in Castro was already waiting for them yeah put knives standing upside down in the ocean so when they stepped they would cut their feet they knew they were set up the United States the the Bay of Pigs guy that

trained they trained supposedly in northern New Jersey too because Fidel started his campaign up here in Union City then he took it to Tampa then he took it to Mexico and he built you know he built up as he went along you know yeah if you remember in the movies in New Orleans they said that a fuck oh they got a shot Kennedy was passing out flies he was anti-communist for a while then he was communist it was like he was like a fucking setup but Castro started his recruitment you're right in the United States it started in Union City he went somewhere else New York City Tampa and then Mexico and then he fucking took the

grandma in and that was it the end of that fucking tune so yeah and then after they got captured like battle battle didn't get shot and he remembers them getting saved and they got taken to the orange boat and there at the orange boat Kennedy gave a speech but his wife stole the show Jacqueline said some shit that really got to the fucking soldiers and but under their breath they all knew that Kennedy had fucked them they knew that Kennedy had fucked them you know so that's the history there but what I don't know is the question you ask yourself how could they stay like that for years I've been saying how can

communism be alive and kicking 90 miles from the United States it's fucking disgusting it's just an embarrassment now I don't think it's the United States fought with the embargo you know people blaming the United States they want Biden to fucking go in I mean a couple of days ago when we spoke yeah I was telling you that I think Sunday night there was 3,000 Cubans in front of the White House you know they're starting to go in front of the White House now and I think that's a great move but I don't see you know the United States has their hands tied Rudy you know I don't know if Russia would stick up for Cuba now I

don't know if China would stick up for Cuba the way fucking Russia's been acting the last couple years this could also be a setup this could also be a Russian setup you know Cuba's been acting fucking weird the last couple years remember a couple years ago they had the all the people from DC went down there and they started getting headaches so yeah because Fidel and his people were doing some type of ring-toed noise that it's like a dog whistle you can't fucking hear it certain people's ears hear it and all those people got fucked up they had nausea you know Cuba's been acting fucking weird lately so something's going

down there but I think it's the Russians just trying to be high-handed you never know never know never know I mean the only thing that I can give you you know my perception based on my own experience from being there you know and also in school you know our education in school especially pre-revolution was you know we were taught the basics I learned at a very early age about the Spanish-American war you know it the I've you heard about in my name the main it's a ship called Maine no okay this is well well Spain what Cuba was still a colony of Spain right and the Cubans were trying to you know get get up just like the United

States did with England you know stop being a colony and become a nation you know a country and but the Spaniard you know they they just confide the the Spanish Armada basically the army you know so so what they knew they knew that somehow they have to bring in the United States you know to help them so there's conspiracy theories about this that the boat the ship the American ship that was docked at Havana Bay this is I'm talking about 1899 right before 1902 is when Cuba officially became a country so it's pre 1902 over a hundred years ago right so this American ship was parked was docked right there in the Havana Bay and

somehow it blows up there's there's theories about that it was the Spanish that did it or there was theories that the Cubans did it to blame the Spanish still eventually what happened is Teddy Roosevelt the Rough Riders came down the Battle of San Juan Hill along with with with the Cuban farmers you know the word Guajiro yes it's actually war hero war hero that's what the Americans were calling the farm farm war and they thought it was Guajiro right so the farmers are got involved they became part of the of the of the army it was like you know it's called the Spanish American War but it's really the Cubans

were fighting along with the Americans against the Spanish you know and eventually you know they got liberated and as a gift as a thank you as a thank you to the United States Guantanamo that territory that is the base was given to the United States one time when what is known today as Guantanamo base as a thank you for liberating Cuba from the Spanish that's fucking amazing I never knew that I had no idea the feature that is cool they oh I they used to in Cuba when it was a kid you know so that's like fundamental stuff yeah yeah I didn't learn a much about Cuba it's what I read you know what I read on my own that I

learned about Cuba and I'm upset that I didn't ask more questions when my mom and dad were alive well my mom was alive you know I was raised very anti-castro I was raised in a community that was very anti-castro I saw the fucking rage in their faces you know some people say ah Joseph Jerkoff but some people look at you and they go Joseph fucking cocks I mean people would lose their mind when I was a kid I didn't know what this hatred was about so I had to actually read look it up and go holy fuck these fucking people had a hatred in their heart that was just rough my mother there was a lady at that was a bartender at my

mother's bar that she would make me rub her head every day she would tell me rub rub rub my head and I could feel she would make me rub her head so I could feel the metal bullets she had in the head she was pregnant and she passed like a stopping Cuba and they fired on her and she still had the fucking bullets floating around her head I mean you could feel them in her head I mean just the shit that I was told was just it was just horrible what they did to these people you know so this has been ingrained in their fucking psyche for years a lot of those pre-revolutions people are dead I mean thank God you

still have your mom she's still alive but I bet your mom would be a fucking great guest to tell you exactly what the fuck was going on down there you know yeah but it's painful it's painful to know they're very painful you know yeah very very painful everything taken from them they got lied to and then they got fucked how would you feel you know how would you feel I mean they got fucked they got everything taken away from them well let me tell you this it took my family about a year to get all the documentation and visas and passports and and you know purchased a ticket all of that and it was done clandestine

because if any if we had defense committees which mean it was a every block had it a watch it would be people watching you watching your every move that you made and if they found out something about you they will report it and then you were you were you disappear that's it they take you away and you never heard of after that to to leave everything behind knowing that you cannot give it to any of your relatives pass it on to your mom you know to to to my grandmother nothing we left the house as a matter of fact we were not even dressed to to leave the country by that meeting that back in 1961 it's going to be 40 years in september that we left

60 years 60 years that we left in september and 1961 and we you know we just had like street clothes back back in 1961 people dressed up to go on a plane you know you have to wear a suit and it's high you know not like it is to it now but you know back then so we left like you know normal street clothes and then somewhere along the way we've changed into our flying you know traveling clothes and we had things in duffel bags they call it chorizo sausages duffel bags not even suitcases because we could not walk around with suitcase if you purchase a suitcase maybe you were going somewhere where you're going to start getting questions start and if you have multiple suitcases because everybody in the family's got one or two then that really raises the

flag so everything was done like you know in duffel bags because you can fold them up and put them inside of the paper bag and nobody knew that where you were carrying you know so and in the middle of the night before before dawn we we got in a car we headed towards the airport you know we changed so on on away there and i gotta tell you to know that there is no coming back see if you're an immigrant you can always go back to your country but if you're a refugee a refugee you're running away and you're getting away from from from a dangerous lifestyle something that takes away your freedom you're not going to come back until that problem is resolved if ever in your lifetime and we knew that and that's the anger that we all have we had no closure

we cannot even say goodbye to our family and they know when they go where are they and we are in miami gone and and and there's no texting no cell phones back then 61 so the information trickles by writing a letter to somebody to give to to somebody in my family because they were watching the postman to see you know if and if and if it's a letter coming from from miami to let's say my grandmother they were gonna they were gonna grab it and read read what was in the letter what information and not even give it to to to my grandmother you know it was it's horrible horrible horrible situation 60 years ago can you imagine what it's like right now i can't even wrap my head around that you know my wife told me yesterday that my cousin got a tweet out about a week ago

my cousin emi and it said that she didn't really want a tweet or say anything because she didn't want to get thrown in jail they're just throwing people in fucking jail right now part of me wants to start off some fucking problems up here but i also feel that maybe they'll do something to your family in cuba who the fuck knows if i start taking it to twitter and instagram and fucking march in and you know cursing fucking fidel i don't know what they're gonna fucking do you know if you watch the 30 for 30 about the duke brothers the one that the two brothers that played major league baseball that one world series yeah duke yeah duke what old duke went through before when his brother left was rough they wouldn't let him play baseball because of

his brother they would throw eggs at his fucking house every day you know they would cut the food at his house because his brother left you know he had no choice but the fucking swim to fucking Bahamas and then the Yankees got him from the Bahamian jail before they got thrown back in cuba if you ever get a chance to watch that 30 for 30 you'll be moved to fucking tears it's it's it's tremendous i thought it was one of the best ones but just to see the way they live you know people don't know about the biggest star in cuba celia cruz fucking fidel yanked her house you know fidel wanted fidel got pissed because she didn't sit when she was singing she didn't make eye contact with him she wouldn't look at that motherfucker you know because she knew he ended up killing her cousin

he ended up taking a house he destroyed fucking celia cruz you know and a lot of people don't know this shit but we don't we know what's going on down there and it hurts you know it bothers me but what can you do where do you fucking start broody what do we do if you send money they take 70 percent now you send five dollars your family gets a dollar fucking 50 yeah yeah yeah you send food they take it off the top you send medicines they take some off the top you know you send the bala aspirins they get three fucking aspirin yeah it's it's just a nightmare yeah one thing about the the consciousness that the copies you know communism in cuba has spread is the that that all their problems stem from the embargo and you and i know that if we walk into walmart everything's

made in china china communist country what keeps cuba from buying from china we have no no say so in that cuba has has done business with every other country in the world what once the embargo if ever is lifted and hopefully is lifted after cuba is liberated cuba will become a favorite nation which means that we start pumping money into cuba meaning yours and mine tax dollars that we pay starts going back to the cuban government not to the people but to the cuban government because it's still a communist country right so lifting the embargo see people are not rebelling because there's no food people are rebelling because they have no freedom you can't buy freedom doesn't matter how much money we send to cuba there'll still be prisoners in that island

which is fucking crazy to me it's crazy that like when my uncle went back he said he said he could stay at the hotel but his family wasn't allowed to visit him you know what kind of shit is that that's apartheid that's apartheid and nobody connects it instead oh boy the people in cuba are not allowed to enjoy their own native uh no nothing that's apartheid it is people don't know that that they're not even allowed in that like if i go to cuba and stay at a hotel my family's not allowed in the hotel i know i know especially if they have dark skin especially if they're dark skinned so a lot of people don't fucking know this shit that it's that racist it's that fucking uh you know bad to live off three eggs a month or whatever the fuck they live off you know

it's just a goddamn shame and like i said i wish i knew where to start you know i think talking about it like what we're doing right now and people listening this will educate a lot of people i mean you dropped some fucking knowledge today i had no idea about the waheedos and fucking and uh wantonim obey and whatnot but i just don't know where to start you know i don't know where to fucking start whether it starts on social media whether it starts by us going to the nation's capital and marching you know i don't know where to start and i don't want to bring harm to the family that i have in cuba yeah you know the reason why why i'm i'm i'm not

elated elated that this is happening is because there's gonna be a lot of bloodshed and most likely you're gonna get the same result as in venezuela which is nothing nothing happened they they rebelled in venezuela you know a couple of years ago and still still the people are going through very hard times and listen any communist country especially in the caribbean south america with such fertile agricultural resources cuba in particular coffee tobacco sugarcane and of course you're not you're not gonna survive only on those part of what i'm talking about how fertile the land is to be able to export all of this around the world if you really want to sustain your your your citizens agriculture there is food there's

food there but recently i've been watching interviews with farmers and the system is broken they sit there because they the farmers have to sell the their crops to the government but the problem they're having is the government is not buying their crops they're letting the crops rot so they're sitting there with rotted crops and they can't sell that crop because you know they have to that's that's allocated for the government it's it's crazy what's going on there crazy i just don't know what to do rudy and that's what's eating me alive you know i will start with this talking about it you know letting people know what's going on down there i think you know i've always cared but i just didn't know where to fuck to start yeah i know this has to be

i mean we could come up with money get some boats go down there and save some people but there's a million people that want to get the fuck out of that right now i know i know well you know unfortunately what goes in comes out the same way it's it began 62 years ago with the revolution and it's gonna go out with another revolution that's from from being there when that happened and my perception of what's going on now it ain't gonna change unless it's a it's a reversal and the only way to to do it is the same way that it that it came in the same way it's gonna go out so what do you suggest that somebody gets a little boat like grandma and starts in Mexico i mean listen we have tons of fucking uh cuban americans that are willing to help here you know that this

that those fucking cubans are crazy so what what what do we do do we get boats and go down there i mean i don't think the united states is gonna send anybody down there right now no no of course i think we have our own fucking problems and i get it i understand yeah so this has to be like a clandestine operation of cuban americans this is the only people that are gonna take this over yeah you know yeah historically there's always been leadership like when during the spanish-american war prior to that we had jose martín leader and it's just one one of many you know that were that were around maceo antonio maceo you know all of these leaders who were either military or or conscientious leadership you know and i i don't see a leader right now

i see a mass revolts almost like the french revolution just people fucking had it you know with it but at the end of the day once when god willing things get resolved there has to be somebody to come in and say okay we're gonna place order and it should be internal internal you know or at least cuban might be a cuban in exile that comes in with the purest intentions you cannot replace a bad system with another bad system the next system that that government that comes into cuba has to be saints saints you know like the best leadership any country could ever have otherwise we have the same problem but the polar opposite you know we'll see that's the problem i see that i don't want somebody to go back in there with bad intentions again

well you know they're gonna go up they're gonna come in and say they have good intentions but once they're there the intentions become bad again yeah that's what i don't want cuba to go through like a bunch of cuban americans from miami to the fucking yahoo's going down and then yeah it get into their fucking head you know so that's what we that's what i'm worried about i hope this ends up like mariel i hope the government says listen you want out let's get the fuck out of it get the fuck out have your family come get you uh send planes i doubt the united states said they will not take cubans so they will have to go somewhere else oh yeah i'll take them canada'll take them you know but i think it's gonna be a mass exodus i hope that's how it ends instead of all the blood

shed and the fighting and shit like yeah that's what i'm hoping yeah i are you aware that it was obama who lifted the the one wet foot one dry foot yes law yeah it was obama so now anybody that you know comes out of both here from cuba they get sent back even even if they are if they are caught in dry land because that's you know they're illegal so send them right back so that's why people are really not vent you know taking their the risk of going you know on on a boat or usually in a raft not even a boat a raft made out of like pieces of junk that floats and they throw themselves into the shark infested gulf you know with uh hurricanes i mean the chances for survival are so minimal but they rather risk their lives than to just uh lift you know

live under communism you know i always think of that what it takes how bad is your life when i get in a raft in new jersey to swim over the long island that's that's the distance you know like the tip of 90 miles and probably like the tip of jersey like if i go all the way to wildwood and get a fucking boat i mean how bad is your life that you're willing to die on a fucking raft eating saltine crackers yeah because they have a system the cubans have a system they go from a certain part of the island they leave at a certain time you know they have to bring certain fucking things water saltines you know they bring a lot of shit and then it's just a brutal 90 miles it's there's no fucking clouds you're in the fucking sun if you jump in the water there's

nothing but fucking sharks i mean it's a no win win situation there's a no win situation so and how bad your life has to be i'm sorry that is it no and that is if the cuban coast guard doesn't get you and machine you machine gun you shoot you down because you know if they see you they're gonna kill you they kill children they kill adults it doesn't matter you know they see they see a raft you know the coast guard the cuban coast guard right yeah right so you have to like avoid that too so you know the risks are so high i've you've been to have you've been to the rest museum you said raster oh it's in key west to actually see these it's it's it's pieces of junk with a rope together and these people cross the goal from that it's unbelievable i wouldn't even go

in the swimming pool with one of these things it's uh it's very scary and i'm happy that you brought all these things up today so people know what the like i said i i have a limited knowledge you were born there you were raised there you were there for a couple years under the fucking uh maybe a year or two under this shit you know i knew you would bring light to this and i know how much it affects you i still remember being at portals with you and saying to you are you gonna go to cuban you're like not in a million fucking years yeah as long as that government's in there i can't go back and you were dead fucking serious and i'm like fuck rudy is no nonsense when it comes to this shit but you never forgot you were there you saw the atrocities you saw the

lie hatching you know like when you go to miami you don't order a rum and coke you order a mentirita that means a lie you know that's what they called the miami they don't say rum and coke or whatever the fuck they called they just say give me a mentira mentira means a lie in spanish so yeah it's uh it's just fucking crazy rudy i hated to have you on for us to talk about this fucking nightmare in cuba but i wanted to have you on to show people a different perspective and you fucking came through on it so you know i i i've got the request to come on on other shows and i'm making yours the only one because you and i we know it's in our blood we know this we we live this you know remain so it's not a unopinion it's based on experience well i i i

never lived it rudy i saw the pain i saw the pain of it of what it did to people i saw the pain in my mother i saw the pain in my stepfather and i saw the pain in all those other cuban americans when i was growing up and it did something to me you lived it because you see we were just talking about what was going on in cuba once you leave cuba and you come to united states it's the other it's it's it's act two of of of the of the nightmare act two because all of a sudden you know i have you know when i was living when i was living in cuba i was cuban everybody else was cuban it didn't matter if they came from poland during the uh you know during the nazis or or there were chinese leaving you know escaping from masatoom you know it didn't matter we were all cubans

then i come to united states and it's like well you're different from everybody and that guy is this thing and this guy is this other thing and everything you know once i moved to new jersey you know how west new york is you know especially in 1961 i was there in 63 that's when i got there when kennedy got a shot it was like you had your little section that italians and the polish and then the irish and then the cubans we were like we were like the smallest minority in west new york you know not anymore but that was it and man you know i went from rudolf to rudolf and now i'm rudy the teacher's naming me rudy first thing in school i never i don't even know who he was talking to when he when i was putting my books inside of my uh my desk and he's i hear rudy rudy i'm going

like then i lift my head and he says yeah you and go no rudolf says no you're rudy from now on the adaptation man you know losing your identity losing everything i'm i'm talking about a truth my experience yes i survived it i survived it and i because i survived it and i experienced it yeah i'm probably a better person than i would have been if if i did not have these challenges but it is challenging just because you leave communism that doesn't mean like okay wow this is fantastic okay so now a smooth sailing oh no man it's it's still a rough ride it's rough rudy and i don't know how to fucking uh get this started but it starts with you today i mean i'm happy that you took the time to let these motherfuckers know what's

going on down there anytime anything for you mimano anything anything how are you doing my make maybe someday we can do the podcast they love on it i'll be there with you that'll be fucking great man that would be great rudy what else is going on in your world the wife is good touring is everybody i'm i'm blessed uh touring doing some shows with the guest show i have a big announcement coming up uh next week and uh i'm blessed beyond words blessed beyond words yeah well i miss you with all my mind man you know i miss going to lunch with you and i miss just seeing you you know i'm six doors down from florentine we always talk about you i saw him this morning at the gym with his son and he always says that you're the reason why he had

that son because you told him fucking to get it together and shit so i saw him this morning with his son it was great to see him and uh it's great to see you rudy and let's keep in touch about this cuban thing you got you got to remind me how we could uh help you know i don't want to send money to some fucking thing i don't want to do that i really want to be involved you know so uh let me know and thank you maybe this week are you leaving this week yeah i'm leaving tonight actually i'm going to Miami with mom yeah okay and then you're going on the road from there i'm going that's straight from miami i'll be going to somewhere in main outside of portland but i'm gonna be i'm gonna be at the golden nugget in atlantic city coming up in september

so if you're not gigging really coming coming down yeah yeah what's the date i got on my calendar i'll text it to you okay i'll text it to you what was i gonna say to you fuck there was something i had to oh maybe next week we could do another guitar lesson okay you got it let me know you scared the shit out of me that day why i've never seen you like that i have to tell you i've never seen you like that but all the pieces came together do you know that that was the last time i took a xanax the day i took the guitar lesson from you and before that it had been like three months since i took a xanax you were so intense on that guitar lesson that i was like fuck i've never seen this side of rudy

put your thumb down finger up guitar out put your shoulders up holy shit and now i don't use my thumb and now the thumb is behind that the pressure is tremendous so that was i was with you and i'm like i remember getting off with you and going no wonder he's the bass player that he is no wonder why he should be in the fucking hall of fame holy fuck that was a guitar lesson right in front of you i was like i had a fucking take a little football i was like jesus christ this is as intense as could be so yeah let's get together next week i'm doing crazy train for you all right i don't have the whole thing i just got the booboo booboo booboo booboo booboo booboo i just got that shit i'm no fucking randy rose but uh i'm trying brother but thank you very much

i hope this thing works out and uh let's talk next week when you get back you guys god i love you brother god bless you the gift bye bye all right you bad motherfuckers i hope you learned something i hope you enjoyed rudy so i did i learned i didn't know about why you know i didn't know about wantonimo bay i knew about the spanish-american war but i never knew all those little details he dropped on me thank you very much for enjoying it again i'm very sorry about monday's podcast i was a little fucking lost with the therapy and whatever it happens i'm getting back now guys i have a plan uh i'm gonna start doing guess that's pretty soon i feel it in my balls once my two fucking stitches heal up i'm gonna just start i gotta get out of the house at night

i gotta do a little something i'm gonna do it my way though i'm gonna do comedy my way i'll probably end up getting a residency around here and i'll do comedy on wednesday nights and friday nights only i want the weekends at home with my daughter uh no more running around the fucking country if i do go across the country it'll be one fucking night to a theater you know i miss milwaukee i miss cleveland i miss chicago i miss utah i miss fucking texas i miss a lot of fucking states you guys know i've been on the road for fucking 20 something years i know this whole fucking country back and forth and i love it you know these fucking jerks also i went to spain fuck you you ain't going nowhere now with covid so you better get fucking cozy and get to know

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