Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 09/18/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #113

Episode Date: September 19, 2013

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whole wide open today oh shit a little fucking Judas Priest for you the fags are jumping up and down at the house saying why are you playing that shit fuck you cock sucker it's my main man here oh shit are you kidding me or what Wednesday zero in on a bitch zero in on your fucking life get it together what's the story bro where you've been all day you don't call you don't write cock sucker i've been busy playing video games you look so disappointed oh you're killing me though killing me salt mines you're a grown fucking man with older but they're so realistic so his fucking life grand theft water what then rob a fucking car see how non-fucking exciting it is to

steal a fucking car have you ever done that like fucking no that's the most unexciting thing because when you get pulled over you're in the stolen fucking property there's no two ways out of i didn't know who it was it was my cousin venny no why would you fucking steal a car i would never fucking steal a car even when i was 13 i was like there's no fucking sense of it the stealing drop it off or i could see stealing the car if you're gonna shoot somebody i guess he's stealing the car if you're gonna you know rob a fucking bank so you have a different type of vehicle but to steal a car with three your fucking knuckleheads you're crazy i never stole the car i never stole a car stereo are you that stupid fuck with somebody's music in that fucking car for 35

dollars you're gonna ruin somebody's day to get 20 dollars for a fucking car stereo that's all you get for it if you steal out of a fucking car if i show up here with fucking a radio with veins coming out of it from the dashboard what are you gonna give me you're gonna give me brand new fucking money no you're gonna get 30 that's crackhead type shit is that why they changed it because like now you can you really can you to i don't know anything about cars but can you take them out now because like they seem really built in now well now if you take the fucking thing out it won't play you know so now if you rob somebody's fucking stereo it won't play in your fucking stupid car in the old days people stealing cars remember people would take them out you could walk around

with your car stereo and you're fucking a hand like an idiot yeah really fucking really you got to take the car here's a 20 000 car and you're worried about the fucking stereo this is the society we live in so people would steal a fucking car stereo out of your car to second handing them the black market for 30 fucking bucks so they would ruin your day for 30 bucks if i'm gonna ruin your day i'm ruining it for a couple grand not for 30 fucking buck radio what's happening car that's it dude i love it i love doing these that i've never been this happy to wake up at 5 a.m. oh yeah smoking pot all right what do you bother me for what are you asking me questions what are you gonna say and you're sitting over there mumbling and humbling nobody's

getting hot here come on i got some fucking what are you gonna say what's going on nothing nothing's going on what the fuck's going on you were playing grand theft auto like some fucking kid from a suburb chasing getting chased by the fucking cops you were right i am a kid from a suburb you ever ride a but you ever steal a bicycle or anything like take somebody off a bicycle like knock them over and fucking take the bike uh-huh me neither i did shopped a little bit did you i know you were telling me you got scared petrify like i did like a dvds and stuff and i'm going i would get scared when i was gonna walk over the uh the entrance when the it's fucking terrible to do shit like that it's always terrible you're supposed to get scared

you're doing something bad you know yeah you think that listen when you're a kid you you shop live for it for joy you know for it's like gonna have to it's like going to fucking grind a great adventure i'm shoplifting you know where i stayed this week in new york i stayed at the holiday in express and it was right a hundred yards from my grandma's school okay i was right by mckinley and what's mckinley close to around the corner from shop right and we used to walk every day to shop right at lunch and steal a ten pack of hubba bubba you know a ten pack of bubble yum whatever the fuck it was and you put three pieces in your mouth and we throw it at each other you ever get hit in the head with bubble hubba bubba no it's a fucking nightmare you understand

like chewed chewed bubblegum yeah like chewed bubblegum you get hit in the head with that shit you're going down like waterbox on one of those fucking i love those fucking water things so it was funny i was i went for a walk the one day and i went by the school and that's what i thought about how many days we went to that i mean those are disgusting hotels down there 30 years ago those hotels were disgusting right under that little bridge where my grandma's school there was chicks sucking dick there 30 years ago then a hotel there that liberally hotel then the york hotel was where the ice man chopped the body in half and put it under the bed and left it in there yeah right right across from where i was fucking staying right there it's pretty funny that the

ice man movie is doing very well on dvd and a lot of people have been hitting me up on it and the other day i guess there was an argument and my buddy called me from work because he's he's in some jersey and he also knew the story of it and he was arguing with some guy back and forth and he goes you know what you know pretty much about it i read the fucking book and over the years i read the one fbi file they released so i know where his head is coming from we're just talking but even going through there like i watched i saw the other that was up by my friend damon rago's house he's dead and the house has been sold since then but the garage is 20 yards from his house or where he used to freeze the bodies he would kill him and freeze him to throw the bodies off to the time of

death and then he'd drop them off so you can't tell when the body was killed if you got to freeze somebody to fucking drop them off you're doing too much fucking killing i don't want to drive around i don't want no fucking dead body in my fucking freeze that's just damn spooky you know i'm gonna shoot someone they shoot him in the street like the house on fire what the fuck it is you know and but uh he asked me about some questions it's so weird how when i drive around north bergen and west new york i when i read the book of the ice man i saw the different places he was talking about there's a real popular bar when i was growing up called uh bottom of the barrel was next to a carvel oh fucking tremendous on 39th and bergen lying fucking tremendous this

bottom of the barrel was like two floors and a lot of those mafia books anything with henry hill henry hill used to hang out there with jimmy with the guy who played the nero at the bottom of the barrel you know the ice man used to hang out at the bottom of the barrel that bottom of the barrel was a well-known mob spot you know and a lot of cops uh down the block was a kung fu school fujia party fujia pi kung fu that's probably still fucking it's not there i think he moved i forget the guy's name but it's amazing that how that area didn't fucking change who gives a fuck about the ice man what's going on lee lee i'm going to denver to do the oddball fucking festival tonight with dade ship out in the fly of the concord but it's so weird okay let me break it down for you

lee because this is how weird life is yesterday morning my wife couldn't go to work yesterday because the baby said i had to go get her passport so i took the baby for a few hours and my wife came back and i felt bad because i had a lever i went to jujitsu yesterday i want to get it over i'm gonna hit a day jujitsu so i went to 12 30 jujitsu and i didn't go to acupuncture either i just said fuck i'm gonna go to jujitsu for some reason i just want to go and get it over with you know because i was gonna go my schedule for the week was gonna be tuesday wednesday and then i was gonna uh either do uh thursday afternoon or do a private with the guy on friday but i had to go to class at least two times you know i wanted up my goal this week to three times jujitsu monday

i got too fucking high monday i got too far you start off early in the morning with this yeah i started out early monday and i fucking ate the bowls and i don't need to go to eight o'clock that's a tough class that that monday night's a tough class so i fucking didn't go monday so i went yesterday i get out of there i get home and then both awake the baby and terry that just slept an hour and a half and they're ready to go i went what i went after jujitsu like i i went to jujitsu and they fell asleep okay so when i got home the baby was fucking crawling yelling she's ready to go terry is looking at me i got home like at two o'clock i go on the back i check my messages whatever i send out emails i swear to god lee i get in the car with him i go what do you guys want to

do we're gonna go to a park in burbank and my wife goes i'm fucking starving i go to be honest with you i'm fucking starving too i only had breakfast and i didn't since jujitsu was late and i i didn't eat lunch so i was fucking starving so i go let's go to portos portos is a cuban place yeah on magnolia boulevard and that place is usually bumper to fucking bumper packed bumper to bumper that's every time i walk in i get pissed when i open up a cuban restaurant broadcasting and comedy fucking clubs and traveling that guy's making a million over there and he's got one in glendale and one in fucking burbank and they're both mediocre they're both a five but you go in there it's packed all the time the bakery side is fucking packed i talk about portos on the

new cd that you know that's what our meetings go to eat so i get the cuban i walk in there it's fucking empty it's beat empty we go online we got a sandwich and we got a few potato balls we meet them that's it my wife got a chocolate croissant for this morning she loves the best bakery is over there so we get this shit we're sitting down and also the baby's making fucking gorilla noises so my wife starts giving a fucking starts giving her fucking the papery and the potato ball with the meat in the middle yeah which i knew was gonna make her lose her fucking mind so she's eating this shit and i could see her face go boom boom and she's going boom boom boom like this is fucking her world and the potato balls were fucking great yesterday the meat was

perfect so she's eating this and i look at my wife you know i'm thinking to myself you know man i can't lie to you people the whole time my wife is pregnant i i think i cried myself to sleep three of those months i was nine months because i was worried about this kid i was really worried i got a lot of shit in my system you know that smoked a lot of pot in my day and chemicals and thc and and uh you know i'm 49 god knows how weak my sperm was and my wife is 43 which if you go online and see pregnancy at 43 they condemn it you know so i was reading that shit and getting scared so you know i hate to talk about something like this i thought the baby was gonna come out i don't i just didn't know and if you look at me i'm not the most handsome fucking guy in the world

thank you my god my wife is good looking so i was scared the baby was gonna be an ugly fucking baby with hopes and an overbiting shit no could they could they have done tests for any like things like that i just don't know how it works now i don't fucking know so i'm sitting there i'm looking at this baby and this fucking potato ball and i'm thinking about new york this last weekend and i'm thinking about how i went to jujitsu how i lasted an hour and a half i didn't beat nobody up i'm horrible at jujitsu by the way i'm fucking horrible i came to the conclusion yesterday i'm fucking horrible i'm just getting positioned and learning to breathe but i accept that because i was horrible doing comedy 20 fucking years ago yeah so i accept that shit so i just

going out of sweat and to breathe and get on my back and have a great time and learn shit so i'm sitting and i'm going you know man how fucking lucky am i how lucky am i got to perform this weekend for my friends and i got to see my friends it was a nice visit you know not to mention i get to spend the days with my daughter you know my wife still works you know not to mention i got you in my life not to mention you know this fucking kid who at 50 uh come on now come on who the fucking my kid you know who the fuck am i kidding i never thought i would be this happy to look at this little girl and it does you know to look at her smile with the mother eating that fucking baked potato whatever that Cuban potato it just knocked me the fuck out and i'm thinking about

how fucking lucky i am and the phone rings it's my agent just like any other day and i call him i think it was what are you doing tomorrow and i go you know me i'm going for a shot uh i gotta fucking write jokes maybe a jiu-jitsu class maybe i'll drop by brother and do a spot hold the fucking nose he goes no you're not you're going to Denver for the oddball comedy tour you're hosting the main stage and i even told him i gotta call you back though because my head's about to explode i was just thinking about luck i was just thinking about luck and then you know because i never look at it as somebody's funnier than you are i never look i i've always known if you go to the comedy store and you look at the wall you see that we're just replacing people it's just a machine

it's just a machine of funny the the comedy store is like a a fucking do you ever go to a bakery where they make cupcakes or just convey a belt yeah that's it that's what the comedy store is in the improv they just spit out fucking comics and they spit out different type of comics some are fat and tall some are short and stocky and you know if you look at angel solace on you look at fucking uh noe gonzalez is the same fucking person if you look at larry what's his name anderson louis anderson and raffi may you follow what i'm trying to say to you and then you look at the fat guy before that's like we're always replacing somebody fucking else you know and but there's no luck at this and it's the opportunity every time you get up at 12 o'clock at night to

go do a spot where you'd rather be home getting your dicks up high like me i'd rather be at home fucking stoned on the couch watching some stupid fucking show whatever about shark tanks or you know whatever the fuck i watch and that's what luck is you know somebody somebody great once said luck is opportunity creates whatever it's true no lucky it's just getting out the more you get out and spit against the fucking wall with lucky you're gonna fucking get man that's it you know people say hi lucked out i got this job now you didn't look out how did you get the job i went to apply for a job and i put an application on the way down the stairs i saw this place like you got up and you went to do the other thing and even though the other thing wasn't hiring

on the walk down the stairs you got this other fucking thing so you got a new fucking gig so nothing was lost you got up getting up is that those are the fucking things that are priceless i'm terrible at jujitsu i'm 50 years old i'm busy i got a wife and a fucking kid you know i go to jujitsu you know i live to show you 20 year olds that you can do whatever the fuck you want i don't want to feed you think i want to go to jujitsu and roll around with guys smelling their assholes and fucking feet but just to let you know at any age i got very inspired we had Mike Kessler on last year he's 65 years old he retired to start a fucking band and are you ready for this he's in the band still and now they're starting to get gigs but he's taking his real estate test at 65 years

old just to make ends meet yeah just to fucking do something because he's wore the debt up in new york state living with his brother he told me he was you can't smoke pot all fucking day and he's right even Mike Kessler said to me you can't smoke pot all day now and another thing is like a lot of times people don't do things they don't want to do or whatever didn't you i think didn't you say me like the guy who who ended up booking you for this saw you at what i did you didn't want to do it didn't you say that maybe i'm a fucking stone but i thought you said like the guy who who liked you for the oddball thing saw you at something else the guy that liked me for the oddball thing has been in comedy for 30 years oh a terrific names in comedy his name

is jeff wills jeff wills has been around for a long time out of the bay area and he really puts a lot effort into his comedy and when i first met jeff wills 15 years ago i thought i was a fucking joke and i don't blame him you know i had funny to me but something was missing i was sniffling my eyes were always red you know and uh sometimes people need to see that you're sticking with something sometimes people may not like you the first time out but they'll see you years later and go wow that guy fucking stuck with it and look what he's doing now so this year alone he put me on that big mountain view thing that was 18 000 that's his and this which is his baby i'm very thankful to that you know like i said guys this ain't nobody's better no but everybody puts their pants on

won't make out a fucking time it's just you getting out there every day and believing in yourself that's it and i don't even have belief in myself but i did you know i did i knew i didn't want a fucking day john yeah i know i didn't want to go back to fucking prison so in other words that's belief you know that's belief so who the fucking might get but just have a good time it's fucking wednesday it's fucking wednesday is it weird because there must not be that many people around from 15 years ago when you first started no there's probably nobody around but the comedy works is still around and they threw me out that was what i was thinking about last night before i went to bed that uh in life there's people who are white people and to them to them life is black

and white you know that's what i consider a white person something that doesn't see what a person's about they just see it black and white and you don't have to be a white person to be a white person you could be black you could be i know plenty of spanish people that are white people they judge people on a white and black thing the girl jumped up on an open mic and i knew her and i grabbed her and i grabbed her ass i didn't grab her ass on fucking whatever if i wanted to grab her ass i would have grabbed it i almost fell so i grabbed some open mic comic saw it that later on became manager at the comedy works and he convinced her into going to management saying he sexually fucking harassed me so i grabbed her fucking ass so they a week before low pass was to come in

i got a call from the manager wendy and she told me that i was banned that she called the attorney for the comedy works and they fucking banned me okay so here i was you know no fucking nothing i had nothing going on in boulder i was about to either go to jail or kill my fucking ex-wife's boyfriend or husband or kill him both i didn't know what the fuck i was gonna do i had no fucking money you know i was delivering chinese food and selling blow i was living in a fucking rocky apartment downstairs in some part of north boulder for 400 a month i was a young fucking man i was 30 fucking years old and i get a call from wendy and she tells me i can't open up for joys love but i've been banned from comedy works here is my life here's the top club in fucking Denver nobody

want to work wits and the mckelvies or the other fucking shitholes they're made one of the top clubs in the country's comedy works it's a top club in Denver you know what i'm saying and the top it's gotta be the top 10 clubs in the country top seven top five comedy clubs and they're throwing me the fuck out so i had a choice i could go to boulder and just wait for these people and shoot them and shoot myself and end my fucking life i said fuck this shit i'm going on the road i'm gonna become a comic fuck i don't need fucking Denver and once i met that fucking freak up in seattle i got the fuck out of there and yeah i was a dad and i had visitation five hours of fuck every other week what's that gonna do so because of that i gotta stay in bold and be a

fucking prisoner to somebody that doesn't even want me around so i went for it bro i went for it you know what last year i did a theater with joe 2000 people or something like that you know and the comedy works is still there but i'm fucking still there and even though she said i did whatever the fuck i did she didn't stop me it just made me stronger bro are you still banned from there fuck yeah i'm banned i would never fucking go back to that dump anyway without grabbing bitch why would i go there with that rotten ass fucking bitch fucking comics and then making beliefs the general mad because you were fucking comics that are married but you're throwing me out for being fucking for grabbing some fucking girls ass by mistake this is what i'm talking about with

these people but now i'm going back there is the oddball fessing you know what she's gotta suck my dick and that's the way life is and that's why you gotta stick with something even though when somebody doubts you tell them all to suck your dick that's how you fucking get back at people by making strides you don't get back up here by telling them to go fuck themselves or by telling them to fuck their mother or to go shoot themselves or hit them in the head with a stick you make strides by people by kicking ass then when they see you that hurts them even fucking more trust me bro it does yeah like it's uh it'd be it would have been easy for you to like to powder do something like that but it probably hurts her more now fuck yeah

to see now she was wrong now she's fucking wrong and where's that open mic girl and where's the kid who fucking ratted me out they're out of comedy this was my life this ain't a fucking joke to me on a tuesday night that i go and drink cocktails with people at some fucking open mic this is my life and i knew it i was playing for keeps but i've always been playing for fucking keeps you gotta play for keeps you ain't playing the fuck is wrong with you fucking car games and shit in the morning cut immediate games before i fucking strangle you cut second so that's it man sometimes people doubt you tell them to suck your dick she's gotta suck my dick now she won't be there tonight she's gotta suck my dick what you gonna do yeah i mean it's i was i was just thinking

about it piss me off about it that rogan tried to bring me into them but for years she kept saying no and telling joe rogan like bad fucking things and he was buying them at first then he fucking got to know me he knows i'm a fucking savage so now they all gotta suck my dick it was it's kind of crazy because i like it's you want to edit it you want to know i'm fine i'm just done that already your two thumbs are ready come together get it together it'd be like if you were acting here in paramount told you you were banned from paramount like it'd be eat like it's like a it's like the big thing where you are like that that most people wouldn't have the strength to like do that i would could if the place where you're at the big thing says you can't work here bro nobody could

stop you in this fucking life nobody nobody fuck them on we were talking about you know getting up in the morning what my mother would say to me exactly get up who gives a fuck so they don't want you somebody of us will get up get up go out there who gives a fuck who likes you who don't fucking like you if you do your job and you get better at what you do they're all gonna have to like you and listen to what i'm saying not that they're gonna have to like you they're all going to have to like you they all have to come around and say what's up as long as you keep working and you keep getting better at what you do think about it think about it they're gonna keep hating you but you're gonna keep getting better they could keep hating all they fucking want man what's that

music you're playing we get all fucking sentimental here all fired up it's wednesday september 18th like a fucking savage lisa you're looking good with your little red socks shirt on you bad mother fuck what i can't help it what nothing coming fucking stone i don't know what i'm gonna say boy you should smoke some more you're not getting high with uncle joey what's the problem here you're slipping cocksuck so some guy tweeted at me last night he's like you should let uncle joey give you more cheaper shoes i've had more cheaper shoes than half of california fuck that you puked one out last week i gave you the tip and you gotta redeem yourself now you gotta make a comeback on friday night with a whole gbo chew before the whole gbo chew before the high

live podcast my buddy called me last night my brother my brother who i snorted pounds of cocaine with my brother who i robbed sure with the kid who took me into his house that we smoked tons apart i love him with all my heart if anybody was to call me and tell me this shit i'd accept it when he called me last night i fucking hung up the phone laughing i got a call last night from my brother who i saw a saturday night mic running yeah and he said to me that uh he goes can i ask you a question what the fuck was in that brownie i go 500 milligrams of thc and you me georgey kelly his niece our niece and somebody else took a bite vergeal vergeal renas so everyone had 100 milligrams everybody had at least 100 milligrams in their system everybody that i gave a bite to

that thing on after the show was fucking gone fucking gone gone i mean mic money was walking like if he had fucking you know all those diseases arthritis in his knees vergeal renas was just looking at me standing with his wife my niece was fucked up george had to take the car back and he called me with a story he got stuck in traffic for a half hour and that edible he goes it was buck fucking wild and i'll tell you 30 minutes into the stage i was fucking gone i was seeing purple lights i kept thinking that i went on stage without doing a bit i didn't do the finny bit for the second show that's how fucking high i was off that fucking 500 milligram brownie but mic runny who i've done eight walls with you ever do it in there you've never done

coke i've done so much coke with him but i could smell his feet from his fucking socks in the room that's how much coke i've done with him when he started sweating like that's how much blow we do blowing i could smell his feet because he'd be walking around with sweat socks on he called me last night to tell me that that was the strongest thing he had ever done in his life but he never felt like that and he'll never ever ever even consider eating marijuana if it makes him feel like that he said he was high till monday afternoon he said coax i felt fucked up till monday afternoon i didn't feel normal till this morning why does that make you so happy because i never ever thought i'd hear a guy like him say that anybody else like you so i understand now

that he's fucking listen you understand now he's fucking gbo choose and this edible shit is no joke it really isn't a joke sometimes i get overwhelmed and i get scared like the other day on the plane back from new york in the morning i ate like that 500 milligram i went back to the old totem i didn't sleep i was up for an hour so i got on the fucking plane like this i retired i am i got on the fucking plane at six a.m jersey time three a.m california time the plane's gonna land it's a five hour plane right i'm gonna land basically at eight thirty in the morning in LA i think once i got to like six thirty LA time yeah i went in my bag and i found 175 milligram gbo should i tell you about this oh no in on the plane in my sleep apnea bag i must have had it in my pocket and threw it in there

i took it out and fucking ate this thing within 45 minutes i was fucked up up in the air to the point where i had to ring the store this dull father come and bring me peanuts or whatever the fuck she had i ate the worst sandwich i've ever tasted in my life it was a ham and cheese with egg slices on oh you bought one of the sandwiches in the airplane god it was fucking god awful i took two bites of it and told her to take it away and i took a glass of water but i needed to bite into something like i needed to eat something just to calm down the THC levels in my fucking system dog i really needed to that's how fucking whack that was yours you probably still had part of the 500 in you oh i still got the 500 i mean i didn't go to acupuncture yesterday so my fucking adrenals

didn't get cleaned up so right now as we speak my fucking gallbladder is probably a concrete wall fucking THC that's why i was getting a headache a couple weeks when my god my gallbladder just locked up from the fucking mush and that develops in your gallbladder so next week i'll go but it gives a fuck you know i'm saying jesus christ i gotta calm down a little bit but it's funny man we're talking about this jiu-jitsu time i'm going to jiu-jitsu now uh june july august september four fucking months the only thing that's improved is i i kind of have a little improvement of where i'm going and my breathing improved a little bit everything else i'm still a fat fuck with a geek but i like going and i sweat a lot when i go like i love when i'm on top of somebody and i

sweat on them i see the droplet come from my forehead right to the head you love that oh i love that and they have the head twisted because my sweat smells like cheese burgers and THC and shit if you taste my sweat you will probably get high do you know that how sad is that if i sweat on you and let's say it goes in your mouth by mistake like a droplet it's like a it's like a it's like a drop of acid in your fucking skull so i swear to god it's gotta get you high you're gonna get hungry something's gonna happen if you get my sweat like if it drops on you what's up cocksucker you got the girl this weekend yeah we're going to i'm going to my first college football game oh my god we're going to u.s.c. utah what saturday yeah what time noon

um you're getting ready to go you got your little shirt in your little no i don't have a shirt i'm a pasadena she got tickets and everything i know i think it's in isn't it in by u.s.c. in downtown i'm sorry all right i was thinking about pasadena and rose ball i'm very sorry you're right you're a fucking outty molly yeah i've never been to a college i've i've never really been in a college sports but i'm gonna check it out really even when you went to college you didn't go into college did they have my college didn't have any sports teams there's a shirt that says undefeated since 1880 because they don't they never had a football team nothing not even a basketball that's one

something i could well they had a basketball team but no one it was no one went they didn't travel so totally this is true you're gonna start juicing again yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna do another round of it i think what are you doing i think right when we get back from uh and what are you gonna tell the girl on sunday's when mom makes the fucking every mexicans don't juice you know they don't play that shit i already told her yeah charlie don't surf and mexicans don't juice bitch so you better get it together how you gonna fit the burritos and the tamales i had some tamales that she made the other day they were fucking amazing the chicken one yeah the chicken one i haven't had the jalapeno one um you still got a jalapeno i still need my chop one up for breakfast and she just to get the

party started i love the things she makes it's the salsa verde i i could throw that on anything yeah that's a lot of eggs it's really it's homemade too it's like she it was hot when she gave it to me because we called when we left here just to let her know she was coming back and and uh she said oh do you have any salsa verde for him and she said no but i'll make some and she said oh we said don't do that when we got when i got there it was fucking steaming in the in the tupperware it was eating right fucking through it like yeah like jew acid that should eat right through your fucking tupperware you know i'm saying you're having a good time aren't you my little brother yeah i'm kind of i'm you're in love you're in love look at you taking it back to

for 10 days just fucking look i could see three or four 10 days you're just she don't know nobody in bossing to be in the house she's gonna be looking at you you're gonna be looking at her mom's gonna be lurking no i've never i've never heard a lie you don't go to girl home i brought one girl when i lived in boston i i i introduced my mom to one girlfriend that i've been dating for like a year and a half at that point yeah look at you you brought a sister home you bad motherfucker now i'm bringing a little teena home i'm gonna say what the fuck don't you fucking stab little no you don't want to give a little jew girl a fucking stab in the malukia not even a little bit really no can't stand him they remind me of her they remind me of my mom

this is my little fucking jew girls no there's nothing yes they are you get them they start talking about that one anyway you're fucking finger bang them to that and shit you don't give a fuck oh but that's i and it's weird to think about already but i don't want to raise my kids with religion really i don't think so i don't want i wouldn't want to put them through that i don't think well that sounds weird the julie isn't waiting with you marry this mexican chick what you think she's not religious at all yeah because my that's my parents didn't they fought but a big reason for it was religion so at an early age i realized like when you marry someone you kind of have to that's one of the things you have to be eye-dye on so they fought about religion yeah

did they really what he's not jewish no he is my dad is it's uh he didn't like going to services and my mom we didn't go every week or whatever but like the special ones like they said like what just happened yum kapoor it's like all day for two days and it's like it's it's a long mom goes we all have to go and that was a lot of the fights and i just uh i'm nowhere near ready to be married but it's something i think about it's kind of weird like i don't want to date anyone who would want to do that and it's uh but it's kind of weird but did you ever i mean for you it's it's introducing them to your friends like how how uh how many girls did you introduce to like to george and lou's and stuff like that and like have they met terry i know george

musto george met terry yeah i always tried to kathy my first wife yeah met all those savages and she didn't like it she didn't she wasn't ready for it when you get us all together in one room 20 years ago it was kind of ugly very obnoxious very over the top she was a girl from boulder and shit my wife wouldn't see it that way my wife now would see it as my friend and she'd smile she'd see the the you know the the the same things and what all of us whatever that word is but uh no she uh no i wasn't i could care less what anybody thinks of a girl and once you don't have a mom or something like that it really fucks it up i brought a girl home before my mom died i brought a couple girls home it didn't work out my favorite she didn't like it

oh i brought i brought girls home when i was in high school but she like she would come down and like lint brush the couch yeah yeah they don't like it no they didn't they don't like it but you know and they got the right they're still moms so but she's already she told me the other day that uh my girl's mom is winning because like you're going over to eat so she said she's she's glad i'm coming home because you know she says she has to catch up because like i don't know mom it's such a weird concept like she already she she doesn't want me to like the other mom more and it's a young guy probably you're a young guy this is a lot of fun for you you know going over with a girl then you bring her back here and spank her you filthy fucking juke

suck it during yam kapoor you bang with a yam agon during yam kapoor at least no services you filthy fuck i'm gonna throw you a yam agon sure you should fuck with a yam agon just to show who the fuck the captain you have a fucking chick with a yam agon no they go fucking bananas no they don't yes they do i fucked a chick with a yam agon she was jewish were you pretending to be jewish no it was her uncle's i said let me put it on the fucking if i would have had a robe and sandals i would have fucked it with that too that's how i roll you in the robe i don't understand the robe the yamaka robe that they wear the jewish robe you know not not a regular fucking robe like you know oh the tallest yeah the fucking jew robe that you

get down in temple on saturdays whatever i don't fucking know you know the captain's got that fucking little irish say you what i don't know that was your stomach you're fucking they got a little robe they put on too everybody i roll they just put on like a little type robe i'm not talking about the robe you need but the yamaka started with a big gold chain and shit saying fuck you that's that's what we should get gold chains that say fuck you a yamaka would fuck you in it i love it let's love it like a like a jew star now are you uh the talking about religion just got me thinking about it how does terry feel about like santeria because that's kind of like a terry is terry was raised fucking super religious yeah they go to church twice a week

tuesday nights they go to church to church meetings yeah even my niece today they still go to church they're christians all right and then on my end you have the catholicism so what i did was this this is what i did i cannot see a child being raised without religion it's like having to me this is just to me this is just in my fucking opinion i was very religious when i was growing up i believed you know listen i was very mad at god jesus christ like fucking apocalypse now i'm like i'm gonna come through my window you know it's so weird that i was born a catholic i was raised catholic very catholic you know my mother was very catholic the santeria thing was a thing that's in cuba that's the national religion of cuba but it's still wrapped up in

catholicism now me personally i don't think i could have made it this long with my problems if there wasn't something out there guiding me really yeah what it was i don't know i'm telling you this from the bottom of my heart something guided me something made me open up my eyes something made me not think of suicide when there was so many times that i just wanted to end at that age at an early listen when i was walking around north bergen last week i was thinking about this there was so many times i just wanted to jump the fence into that cemetery lay down on my mother's grave and close my eyes and never wake up again that's all you had so when i lost her i lost all my faith in fucking god that's why i started doing drugs that's why i went to all

the ship because nothing meant nothing to me no more something has to mean something in this world to you you have to have some fear of semblance you're not going to be scared of your parents all your fucking life but something you know it's like when people say uh god loving god fearing americans you know i'm saying like rednecks always say that i feared something i didn't know if i feared i feared myself becoming something and to move on i needed something when i see that little girl and i see my wife and i see that my wife is 43 and i see that i'm fucking 50 and not my wife's life but i look at my fucking life and the things i've done and what's happened and what's not happened and the things i had in my life and i didn't have in my life i look at that little girl

and i say something i had to put her in this world it just wasn't it's like how you know why i believe in religion what like i told you last week as a joke but it's not a joke to me we were born in the united states whether you're born in fucking iowa whether you're born in st louis whether you're born in nuttacota whether you're born in california you're born in the united states could have been worse we could have been born when those little fucking brown kids running around without shoes in columbia begota you ever see those bogota yeah or in brazil anderson silva we could have been born in fucking with flies on us in africa with nobody to feed us we were born here you know but even if you were born there you have a reason to have faith we really have to have faith since

we were born here we were born into luck again this is lucky this is something that i can't describe what's the difference you ever read those fucking you ever you've watched the news in the morning you see some fucking chick that had a kid she dumps the baby in the dumpster you know that could have been one of us but it wasn't it could have been we could have been born in some third world fucking nation where our moms lived in a fucking hut and we froze to death we didn't we're born in the united states which once you're born in the united states and you have all these opportunities you just gotta run with it you just gotta make them better i can't see you making them worse you have all the opportunities in the fucking world so because of those reasons

i don't know if it's a catholic god i don't give a fuck if it's a christian god i don't care if it's a santeria god or a jew god or a protestant god there's gotta be something out there that the end we pass by i don't know i don't fucking know i'm not gonna sit here and argue with anybody it doesn't mean that much to me i know what it means to me it doesn't mean for me to argue with somebody or get into a chat room about religion because i don't really give a fuck what anybody else thinks i'm telling you what it means to me in my life the path that i crossed you know what i'm saying yeah so when did you because i've gotten from the point of being a total i was an atheist man i like i thought i was an atheist now i'm more agnostic like i'm not sure and i feel like

how old were you when you got back and started doing it i was never a fucking atheist i was just pissed there's difference between being an atheist and being pissed but there's something there's something i look at my life and there's got to be something there was a hot spirit maybe was my father's spirit maybe was my mother's spirit that guided me and had to be somebody that guided me here that helped me make decisions that kept me out of right or wrong i look at my daughter look at my wife they could be driving somebody could fucking carjack them but in the back of my mind i always said the same thing that took care of me is gonna take care of that whatever force took care of me that made me go into buildings in Harlem and i saw people with weapons and made me go left

all those things i got myself into that protected me and got me out of all those jams you know the jam when i robbed the gas station in seaquacus new jersey i robbed this fucking gas station and laced into those gas station halls and i ran into a bus fucking uh into a bus place where everybody was getting on buses and i got on a bus and and whatever and also the cops blocked the place off but they let my bus go through fucking through you know it's just so many things i've sat there and go wow you know when i got arrested in bolder the cop arrested me for some months at the time of sentencing he didn't remember the other fucking thing wait did the guy stupid no you know there's something that makes things shine on you and the more good effort

that you do for the world karma wise the more it comes back to you i believe in karma you know i had bad karma my thoughts were bad when i was young i was bad nothing good could happen when everything is bad around you when you're thinking bad well i think when i get up in the morning i make these stupid fucking things i say on facebook twitter because you have to believe that i believe it now when i was 15 i was 25 i didn't believe i thought every day was gonna be a fucking bad day do you know what i'm saying i thought every day was gonna be a bad day how many days in the year 365 yeah and i thought you'd have like 10 good days that's not the point no more the last 25 the last 20 years i've had 350 good days and 15 bad days yeah and you just said but you just said yesterday

you were having like a good thought like you could have been like on board i'm only having lunch with my wife and my kid you said how lucky am i your phone rings and there you go to that room listen man what we're gonna call come in oh shit it's my main man joey what are you doing how are you dr bediche what's happened brother it's early actually it's not that early i mean i get up before 30 but it's early to be sitting on the phone talking to uh somebody well get used to it because we'll be talking about how are you my friend i'm okay i'm okay you know i uh i got a an email last week from one of your doctors in the office saying that uh you know you you're gonna go more for internet presence so i went on your web page the uh i gotta get my glasses here

the center for integrative medicine i looked at and i started reading and i got some ideas and i feel i give you call yesterday and get you on the podcast because you're a very interesting dude brother thanks you know i love you all my heart you know what i'm saying and i can't come in i can't come in today doc so i gotta come in tomorrow you the thing is closed tomorrow right no i don't where i got done where we'll figure it out yeah because i have no no no i gotta go to denver today oh that's okay i got the oddball tour with dave chappelle so i'm just leaving oh great i'm leaving it so look so tomorrow just kind of give me a heads up on what i mean uh jesse is there i'm there no i'll figure out are you there tomorrow i'll go i'll make sure i'm i'll make sure i'm what time

do you want to come in i'll be there by 11 my plane lands at 10 i'm going right from the airport to you guys tomorrow i will be there all right brother so what's been going on what is the center for integrative medicine talk to me from scratch are we on the air yeah we're on the air right now yeah oh jeez let me put my pants on joe i didn't have any pants fuck it put your pants on do everything with my pants on joe hold on let me get the pants on all right all right i got them on get the coffee get the pants get everything center for integrative medicine i'm the director of it it's a multi-disciplined meaning i have medical doctors chiropractors acupuncturists and that other disciplines that would be considered to be like uh

more more holistic like some people that do uh actually yeah you're you're familiar with one of them uh there's a bit of hypnosis uh and we try to you know i i see all the patients first and then i determine what course of treatment would be the quickest to get to you know what their you know what their ultimate goal is and so and everything is always you know in this in these in these fields first of all you have to deal with all these different personalities you know because you know some doctors have different degrees of egos etc and then you have to integrate it so the integrative part of it is pretty funny because the hardest part to integrate to get to all the doctors to agree on a course of treatment and that's the hardest part of having an integrative

practice is you know every every uh health care professional has a little bit of a different slant so i've decided in the last year that uh things work better when there's a dictator i know in the world it's not maybe that's not true but maybe it's there too so i pretty much have to end up calling all the final shots because we sit in the meeting i get out five doctors and everybody has a different you know a little bit different idea and ultimately somebody has to make a decision so i used to go well we'll make it a majority decision that you know then that doesn't work either kind of something where the government goes you know but we get very good results uh we are now pretty much capable of treating everything i mean not if it's surgical

but you know we have doctors that do all this new state-of-the-art procedures called pro-will therapy and platelet rich plasma injections that heals ligaments and tendons uh acupuncturist is good i have another acupuncturist coming on i have a new doctor she has 20 years experience in emergency medicine but she uh it's kind of funny because you know when when medical doctors that were doing straight medicine are introduced to more of a holistic and if they decide that that is the way they want to go it's kind of like they're born again about it i mean they're so she is what she was 20 years straight medicine and now you know she'll say why don't we try this crystal therapy i go you know back i think maybe we can hold back on the crystal therapy today

it's pretty funny because now they go from one extreme to the other but it's you know it's fun you know it it keeps me uh in food yeah i've been in practice for 35 years and something's got to get to to get up in the morning and go to work and uh it's good i love it and we get good results i mean i've been going in i feel great you know i i talked to different doctors there when i go you know i've had conversations with jimmy lu i've had conversations with ray on what he does and what's great to me you know i'm sick and tired of traditional medicine it's like traditional fucking religion you know that's why there's there's all these new age things because you may need this you may not need this you may need this i feel great doc at 50 i'm going to jiu jitsu if i

don't go to jiu jitsu i just started trying with the kettle bells a little bit if i don't do the kettle bells yeah i bought a 10 to 15 pound and just i'm just trying shit i went on youtube and i do the beginning exercise on youtube and i yeah doc i it's not even a thing of being johnny fucking uh bodybuilder it's just being healthy like our parents want well you know that that's what everybody forgets so you know people come in and go you know i i got this problem and that problem and this problem i go to jim every day for you know half an hour or 40 minutes i go in the rest of your day just sitting in front of your desk for like 13 hours you know and then i i always like to say i there's very interesting research okay if you go to a third world country there's

a condition that men get it but mostly women get it when they get older called osteoporosis that's where your bones become thin brittle and they can just crack okay they don't have that issue in third world countries in this country they go oh so when a woman is older and she's postmenopausal they need you need to give them these drugs that will force you know calcium to go back into the bone okay well they don't know from these drugs in third world countries you know what they do they work they women do physical work and the physical work puts pressure on the bones and remodels them and they don't get osteoporosis and the you know the new condition in the united states is everybody is now deficient in vitamin d you know d is in david vitamin d so every time

you know patricians and you know i was tested and i'm deficient in vitamin d so i'm 65 you're 50 when we were kids no matter where you grew up you know you pretty much went out in the sun all day you didn't put sunblock on uh here you got a lot of fun so then the american medical association and you know they decide especially the pharmaceutical companies this is okay they decide don't go in the sun sun is bad okay you're gonna your skin's gonna age it'll make you prone to you know to skin cancer so you need to cover yourself with these different types of creams with the varying degrees of sunblock and now they're saying sunblock has to be up to like this pretty should really strong okay well so what happens is if you don't get sun you don't get vitamin d if you don't get

vitamin d a whole cascade of problems happen you know you can't build bone uh your teeth get loose your skin's not so good the muscles don't contract well and there's a very strong link between a vitamin d deficiency and breast cancer colon cancer and prostate cancer so now that you have to take supplements all right so you know it's pretty obvious most if you put a plant in the dark unless it's a fungus it doesn't grow i mean everything needs sunlight so you know just a common sense things and what it should be is the holistic health movement should be more of like you know i try to come from like what is common sense what has worked through the you know the centuries and what you know every culture has you know different things that has worked for them

you know but now we've moved into this area where actually science has outpaced nature because a lot of people are alive now that you know shouldn't have they wouldn't have made it in previous times through childbirth or definitely through childhood then of course we haven't had any we haven't had any big famines we haven't had any big wars because we have a lot of people so a lot of people are alive that you know aren't you know all that genetically healthy and that plays right into the quote you know the how would you put you know the i don't want to say medicine because i'm part of medicine but that you know people are not necessarily going to be really healthy they'll just be sick enough that they need a lot of treatment kind of that's that's

that's kind of what's pushing off you watch tv or you do with the ads for you know this drug and that drug and this drug and that and i'm not anti drug you know we you know you need drugs but you don't need that many drugs so my average patient who comes in as a new patient and they're coming to me because they're going to be a little bit more holistic minded than the average person are taking 4.5 medications that's a lot of stuff to be taking those are meds so i think the new way will be that people will take more responsibility for their health both because of there's more knowledge of what's good and also the health care system is changing and everybody knows that the new the new health care laws that are coming in nobody knows what it's

going to end up being or if it's going to change how much it's going to change and people's coverage has gotten to be very iffy meaning the medical the insurance coverage so a lot of people are going to have to be paying like out of pocket so then they'll they will then be forced to make more educated decisions on what you know what their health care is going to be and how who's going to deliver it and they're going to have to take more responsibility because right now and this is an internal study from the you know the the AMA that the average medical visit you are face-to-face with the doctor is under four minutes just because they can't doctors can't keep their practices open they their overhead is too high they have too many

patients and there's just no time so you're always busy doc now the main thing lately one of the commercials you're talking about uh you know you see the crostora for lower cholesterol and all that shit but the thing you've seen the more of now this is the new trend is the testosterone the little half a fruit guy with the fucking wig that says oh i don't know i don't feel like fucking no more maybe you know whatever you know he's got the little cream that he sprays on that's the new that's the new uh thing for men what do you give me the whole lowdown on that doc all right well hormone replacement for men is is like it's so exciting i mean that of anything that that i've ever seen you know if a man comes in and we determine whatever their age group that they

have insufficient testosterone either they're not making enough testosterone on their own something happened to stop that from happening whatever the end result is and however we get to getting to normal testosterone their life changes they get and these are people that are seriously low they it's like their light goes back on and testosterone is not all about you know i'm i'm virulent i get laid all the time and i get erections it's it's the subtle things it's like your focus your drive your ability to start and finish projects uh belly fat uh loss of muscle and others your body not responsive to exercise and i mean the last thing that goes is is your libido because you know the earth was populated by our forebears and maybe they didn't uh there's

a safeguard nature for the safeguard system and you don't need a insane amount of testosterone to to actually have you know do it have sex but the wanting meaning you know like when you're younger you know everything that moves you're going to try to go you know and when you get older and even some guys are younger and they just lose that and that's all part of that whole male-ness and we can get into whole you know discussion on you know is it uh how we become feminized are we doing we're doing that but the end result is you know a lot of men coming in even in their late 30s that we do every test possible determine if do they have something wrong that's as to why they're not making testosterone and really all it is is that

they're just not making it it's called hypo gonadism and they just don't make as much and it does it does go along a bit with infertility meaning inability to you know uh father children but not that much because you still the all you need is one swimmer to get there you know just need one swimmer now doc let me ask you a question when you're 22 let's say you're slinging dick and you're going out every Friday and Saturday night what are the levels of testosterone in your body at that age the level of testosterone there's something called the total testosterone and then you're looking at something called bioavailable so the total testosterone in uh in a male at his peak you know production all things being you know figured out you know

taking into consideration is somewhere around 1200 it's a 1200 nanograms per deciliter it's a number okay then from that you look what's bioavailable and you'd like the bioavailable to be about half of that number and that means you have that's the testosterone level that most men have healthy men when they're in their peak that changes a little bit meaning there's more alpha males meaning men that are more aggressive uh in any in any realm in the business world in the athletic world they tend to run higher testosterone and those higher testosterone levels have nothing to do with sexual orientation whether you're straight whether you're gay it's just all about your you know how you how you move out about in life i mean if you like sitting

the corner all day you don't go out of the house etc those are not the you know people that are going to do their high high levels but they'll still have sufficient levels i mean the lowest i mean i i actually i actually you know see some some adolescent boys that the pediatricians missed a diagnosis when they were young and you know they're like a little bit pudgy they don't have any body hair uh you know they're not looking very developed and uh it's sad because you know that that should have been addressed when they were younger and really nothing you do for them is if it is what's called primary hypogonadism where they're just not they just never started making it they're gonna go on testosterone right away

uh but that leads me to you know yeah sometimes i want to bring it up to be the ads on television for cialis and these other you know erectile dysfunction drug there's a new one called cialis for daily use right you see that commercial yeah you know and it's a low dose you use every day that's actually an excellent drug for you know almost any man uh those drugs don't really have major side effects at low doses they don't have any but what it does is when when guys are young there's always a lot of blood down in the genitalia i mean in the penis there's a lot of blood down there it doesn't take much to get going because there's already blood there ready to go and what that daily use cialis does is it puts a sufficient

amount of blood in there so everything just kind of hangs a lot better just looks better but the medical reason for using that is when you increase blood flow down there your prostate health is much better because you're keeping things flushing through so i mean when you see those ads really laugh but they that those actually have excellent medical you know reasons that's it's actually good we try to put a lot of people on that hey doctor i was uh i was watching a commercial the other day for like a roll on testosterone it looked like a deodorant yeah and the list of side effects was like terrible like it sounded like worse than than stuff like what is it do you use that one or what like is it safe like people ask if it's safe or what here's the thing okay first

of all any of the commercial delivery systems we roll on under your arm or you put some others they're very they're pretty weak to begin with okay they don't really we don't have much efficacy i mean they don't work well okay now every time you see an ad because it's the new law now in the last like seven eight years they have to put any and all side effects that they have to list in something called the pdr which is the physician's desk reference okay so that lists all the adverse side effects and they have to list every single one of them okay so then you got to determine and you have to talk to your doctor who's supposed to be up on this you know what are the chances of these things happening when it comes to hormone replacement testosterone done correctly okay i

almost don't even have to think about side effects once you figure out what you're what you're doing with the patient again now this comes into their couple comes into play now is the doctor has to know what the hell he's doing okay for instance all these testosterone applications that you see like that you know roll roll under your arm etc they don't mention and i'm going to get i'm i will pretty much more than guess than 90% of the doctors in the field they go that seems like an entity i'll check testosterone or all they check is total testosterone you know it seems a little low let's try this okay but they don't take into consideration one they're supposed to be observing the patient if this patient looks to have like excess breast tissue etc that means they probably

have elevated estrogen which is a female hormone already so more importantly than giving them testosterone is to figure out why they're converting their testosterone to estrogen so see half the side effects that you hear on that commercial has to do with testosterone converting to estrogen or another thing another one other thing so that means that if you're smart enough as a doctor to know that those conversions are possible you either can do another blood test on the line to check and see or if you're you know pretty confident in your skill level you go i'm not even gonna let this happen we're going to give you something else that also has no side effects so you don't convert your testosterone into estrogen so that was a big long little dissertation

by me basically saying that it's most important that the doctor that is prescribing your medications in this case testosterone really really understand because doctors in the field don't understand this and if you think it's bad for men with testosterone you know that's the majority of who's listening this morning but for women it's almost insane the the amount of bad information just disseminated by doctors and other healthcare providers to women that are either pre menopausal or post menopausal about what they should do about managing their hormones it's because they have they have estrogen progesterone and testosterone and they are crazy they get it's it's the stuff that they do to these women is it's it's horrible because the large part of my practice is is still

you know women and i mean they're they it's it's it's as bad as it is for men getting misinformation women even get more so i don't think you have to worry about if you go to somebody who knows what they're doing again and everything and would you go to a psychiatrist and he hands you a psychiatric medication during i was just talking about that and he goes well this will do this but it may do this this this this this this this this and if that happens then i'm going to give you this it does this this this this this this but if this then happens because of that and before you know you're on five psychiatric medications that are all all have their own side effects and then the doctor's trying to manage all this stuff and hormone replacement it's much more straightforward

and the way i present this to patients as i say you want to think of your hormone system as a symphony okay or or a rock band whatever there's music playing from different instruments and you don't want one section of the symphony or one instrument playing so loud or playing playing too softly you want to balance it okay you want to have balanced hormones balanced hormones doesn't necessarily mean loading up a bunch on one hormone it could mean taking two or three and lower doses to get to a level more of a balanced level and hormonal balance is difficult in theory but in practice it's not very difficult because the body also has a lot of safeguards it's not going to let a lot of things happen unless you kind of go through it

what i mean is like you kind of you push through barriers uh to go into like a bodybuilding gym or watch professional wrestling they don't look like that because they're working out that much harder than somebody else and they take a lot of different things to make their bodies go into a mode which is actually against what nature wants meaning is not efficient to be five foot nine and two hundred and you know eighty five pounds of muscle uh overly you know overly developed muscle because nature is always thinking about survival so that's not an efficient way to have to kind of like run away from somebody okay or to get into a fight because you can't lift your arm up so the body has all these safeguards so it's difficult to take too much of

of hormones if the doctor is doing you know things correctly but again in those situations we're talking about where you know for bodybuilding and for uh like professional wrestling and notice they didn't mention other sports because those are the sports that have the most problems with abuses of testosterone steroids et cetera and bodybuilding and professional wrestling because it's more of a show on how big you can get and how freaky you can look so let me ask you this talk yeah when is it when you start dropping testosterone how old are you when when the levels start dropping okay that's a good question pretty smart yo but anyway so look what's the if you went back a hundred years to your great that'd be a great great grandfather

i'm going to guarantee that his testosterone levels if he was healthy stayed higher longer than ours do i do not have theories but i have no clue why it looks to me that every generation has a little bit lower testosterone at the at that they will pick a number and age 40 at age 40 the generation that is now age 60 had higher to faster on levels at 40 than the group that's 40 right now you know a small percentage but it looks like it looks like it is just dropping so that's what i'm saying i'd you know i listened to everybody's symptoms and i make a determination i'm not i'm not like fishing for hormones of low levels on people you know sometimes you go to a doctor and you work in a plastic surgeon that

plastic surgeon wants to plastic surgery right so they're gonna be looking at things i try to listen to exactly what the patient is saying and provide what i think either my facility or somebody else can do but when it comes to hormones most of the time patients come in and they get to around to like men they're gonna say i'm i'm more tired than i should be then you have to determine well are you tired because of you know you're you're out partying all night and you have to determine you know what the reason is and if they give you enough reasons to start looking in a hormone level then you're looking at a hormone level but you know your question on on a it's kind of tough because i kind of have guys in their late 20s early 30s that come in and they have what's called

primary hypogonadism it's just it's not it's not a cutting to right age but i'll pretty much say that 90 of the patients that come to see me that are 50 years old do not have optimum testosterone level let me ask you something else what's the difference between uh taking testosterone therapy and the other well known the HGH or the i don't really know doc okay all right so again testosterone is the primary male hormone it's called an androgen there's another androgen called the H.E.A. and then andzacinone etc but growth hormone is is what makes us grow okay so somatotrophin is produced out of pituitary gland it's highest much way high in uh when you're young babies and moving higher higher higher and then it progressively drops off so doctors that were interested in

anti-aging thought they found the fountain of youth in growth hormone but realistically again growth hormone is just another hormone if you are very low in growth hormone if you're low in growth hormone you will feel better going on growth hormone but if you put growth hormone for a man up against testosterone it's about 10 000 to 1 as far as benefit that's how much more of a benefit it would be to be on testosterone now once you get into a certain age group that i'm kind of approaching post 70 75 then growth hormone actually becomes something that the person actually knows they're taking because see there's no there's no way i mean i've even done studies in my office where someone went on growth hormone we gave them growth hormone hth and gave it to them for a couple

months ran some blood work you know things look i can't say appreciably better certainly not worth the amount of money it costs but then if you give them just some like fake growth hormone which would be like that to your aesthetic order they again cannot tell any difference all right so growth hormone does potentize testosterone and vice versa to a degree but it's very expensive and i mean expensive means you know six seven hundred dollars a month you know out of your pocket so it's hard for me to rationalize for people to be taking something that has a minimal effect now again if you're a professional bodybuilder or you're trying to do like a lot of times in hollywood actors have to get ready for part they have to get the shape fast okay if you take a bunch of

growth hormone for a few months combined with other steroids testosterone etc you can lose body fat uh pretty quick the problem is that body fat loss is never permanent okay because nobody can afford or for health reasons stay on that high a dose of growth hormone so you know it it's it's it's it sounds great growth hormone hgh but in theory it's it's nowhere in there as important for men as testosterone you know maybe down the line there's new research there's some new new things that combine uh that look at growth hormone a little differently that are in the works there's another medic there's another i like i don't it's not really a steroid it's something called a selective androgen receptor modulator and what they do is they will actually target muscles and make

you can remodel a muscle it's just the muscle there's no feedback system to your to your you know other systems so there's actually you know potentially no side effects uh what we worry about though is we already have a health crisis the united states we have too many people too many old people social security medicare is running out so and what i'm saying is not some you know conspiracy thing they can't afford for us to stay alive in the past you know the age because you know in the old days your your our our parents put money into social security and maybe they got some back or maybe they didn't because you know you get it at 65 and you know the guys were dead at 67 so now you're gonna live to be 95 or 100 you know

there's no money so i definitely i've been to washington and see kind of where this is going and where it's going is they can't keep you alive i mean they can't afford there's no money for us so we get older doc i'll get off on another tangent on your story no no doc let me explain some to you are this is interesting shit this morning and the reason why i asked you those questions is that these guys you know that that's the answers that a lot of people hit me up doc they wanted to hear you back on here and uh what i made a mistake was when i had john last time is i didn't promote your your web page i i read it from time to time even the stuff about green tea and all that you have a great web page i think people should go to it it's a center for integrative medicine

and go read up and and if you want to go see the british if you're in the california area you know call the numbers set up an appointment like i said you got jimmy there you got you know i had a hard time breathing i went to you and you referred me to hanya and i'm you know i'm rolling around with 25 year olds at jujitsu i know i'm not running laps and i'm not going for no fucking marathon but at least i'm able to work out at 50 oh yeah no it's helped me brother you've helped me tremendously yeah but you also had you also want to get better and and what i you know what i always like is that you have to have the desire you know to get better or to find out what's wrong then you have to find a doctor that fits with you and then you know pretty much things

just kind of they go in the right direction i mean i'm listening to your voice and you said that you were in the 70 year old range and lee and i looked at lee looked at me like fucking you don't sound even 55 you sound tremendous on the phone you're alert when i go see you you're always moving forget how he sounds he looks like a like a like a linebacker yeah you look like you look great brother well you know just before you get into i got a couple of lines though to get you know because that's not really me i'm joking i'm joking but uh no look it's all about attitude too okay i mean i i didn't come into this world with a great you know a great genetic my mother rest her soul she you know she smoked like three packs of cigarettes probably drank 25 30 cups of

coffee while you know i was in there uh rolling around trying to get out and you know that those aren't great things but then i had a grandmother on my mother's side that she died at 98 but my her mother insist we died somewhere like north of like 110 but then you know my grandfather died at 55 so it's all about you know genetics and then you learn about you know that's really great and then you go you know that's so what just do the best you can and you try to keep uh i mean for me because i love my work i'm you know i'm enthused during the day but trust me when i get home that sofa's looking pretty good you know but i don't get home now i'm actually i work 12 hours so and after 12 hours you're okay to sit on the sofa right doc i love you all right well i'm happy

you called in i'll call you when i get in tomorrow or okay i'll be there coming friday and get the shot doc all right it won't really throw me off will it doc not no okay and so the center for integrative medicine that's where they go and integrative medicine and uh doc thank you for calling a lot of people gonna be happy because a lot of people email here good luck stay beautiful all right no that that guy's interesting as fuck bro you know and uh uh for you people don't know i got a lot of emails about dr bedichi he was on one of the live podcast live podcast with josh wolf so you know josh i've shown the guy because he's a comedian but when i sit with this guy and i talk to him he's got a lot of interesting things to say i know it was early you know you guys like you

look bored we're not bored i'm just sitting here and fucking out because the guy's fucking smart if any of you guys are 35 and you're feeling a little sluggish and you need to finger up the ass every time this is the guy to call if you're in the california area or if not this guy there's gotta be one of these centers close to where you live where it's holistic healthcare listen man i love my doctor i'm very happy and proud that i have fucking insurance but at the same time sometimes it's like really organized religion sometimes it's like going to study karate maybe you want to learn a couple things at once mma everything evolves everything fucking evolves so give this shotgun suckers go to center for integrative medicine and take a look if not

if you want to start taking k yourself go to fucking on it that's what you do go to on it and get those little day packs i've been taking in the fucking mornings those little 15 packs they got everything in there take that take the hemp protein this morning i was fucking starving i was just thinking about that and i had one of those hemp protein shakes again i'm not my stomach is fucking great i'm not making noises go to on it what are you pressing the box little brother church church ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch you are ch bitches and see what the fuck happens your life will fucking change what are you making little noises brother i was trying to figure out how to do the ch i don't know how to do it all i'm sorry stab you

heavy in the lump cucks sucker. Do you want it? Like YMCA? Yeah. Some shout outs. Jason Segarz. The Haven. I love you motherfucker.

Joe Enthalicato. Parry Brooks. Creative living out there doing fucking web designs and graphic designs. I love you motherfuckers. Mad Dog and Yen Fu always give me the fucking love and respect to Lee and everybody else. And let me tell you what I did the last couple of days,

guys. I shaved with that shaved butter. Dollar Shave Club sent me. You guys have no fucking idea what you're missing. Dollar Shave Club. You get the razors. You get the shaving cream. You get the fucking asshole wipes.

And you control your package and your budget. You want to get just two blades a month, right? A dollar a fucking month. That's $12 a year and you're shaving. You're not, you know, you're shaving. And that's all that fucking matters. Is it not? For $6 a month, what do you get?

You get two. No, you always get four blades, four heads. Four heads. It's two blades, three blades, or four blades. See what I'm saying? That's why Lee Sayati, he breaks it down a little bit better. But that's $6 a month. That's what?

12 times six is what? 72. 72, who's fucking better than Lee? And then you got the $9 package. That comes with the shaved butter. That comes with the asshole wipe. That comes with the blade. That comes with the blade with the fucking allows,

trips or your skin feels nice and shit. I shaved my guignols yesterday. Bam, that's $9, which is $108 a year. Correct? No, $112. $12. I'm more fucking confused today. This reef has killed them all.

Wait, no, it's not. I'm done. You know you're right, $108, sorry. Yeah, who the fuck do you think you're dealing with? So this is what I'm trying. I'm breaking it down for you that way so you see what you're spending a fucking year. 100 for raises.

That's what you spend a month drinking coffees, hanging out with your little faggy fucking buddies like coffees being, ha, ha, ha. I'm thinking you're going to Europe this summer. Go fuck yourself, you cocksucker. Anyway, what's up, dawg? You played the fucking music for me. What's the story here?

I played all the music for you. What did you play? You played Fame for me? I'm playing it right now. Go ahead, then play it. What do you want to interrupt, our doctor? You're just smoking a reef after this? Oh, shit.

And like I said, Friday, motherfuckers, we're live at the Ice House, Lisa at myself, eight o'clock. Then the 10 o'clock show is my man Red Band with some fucking hitters. That's how we do it. This is one of my all-time favorites. Smoking dope on a Wednesday morning.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm doing it right now. Have you wiggled fuck with Joey yet? He's only sit-ups this morning to jumping jacks. He's my fucking Alex, with the kettlebell, right one. Huh. Mm.

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Mm. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Suck it, bitch. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Do you listen to music when you have sex?

No. No, that's my eight. Yeah. When I have sex, it takes me long to put the music on, and that sex is gonna last. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. I'm gonna be the liar to you. I tell you, I sling major league dick. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I have a funny feeling it's gonna be a good fucking weekend. You got John Jones. Gustas inside.

He's fighting on time? Fuck yeah. Wild'n. Oh, we got some good fights on there. Matt Mitrion. Brendan Schwab. Mm. E.

Ah. Ooh. Suck it, motherfuckers. What else we got? We got Portland next week. We got shit cracka-lacking. We got time to fuck around. Let me tell you something else, too.

Sons of anarchy was okay last night. Not that great? Ah. You know, it didn't. Ah, fucking, like, singer died, but I got shot in the fucking head. He killed him. Who the fuck knows?

I think it was a fucking Mexican Puerto Rican guy. I wish they used your description for the TV guide. A little Mexican Puerto Rican guy dies. I don't know. What happened? A fucking kid that shot the mother. All this drama to fucking do that. I don't even know what went down.

Clay wants to see fucking. What's his name in jail? We don't even need to do a spoiler alert today. Fuck. Spoiler. If you didn't watch it, go fucking mother. No, but you didn't even spoil anything. Spoiler alert.

What the fuck? It's like fat man alert. Fat man alert. I'm going to demo that from green chili over my nice green chili, fucking bowl of green chili tonight. Oh, just smooches and shit like a motherfucker. Let me tell you something. Whether it's sons of anarchy, whatever the fuck you want to watch,

go to Hulu Plus. Dot com slash Joey. Hulu Plus. Hulu Plus. Two free weeks. I'm giving you two free weeks. What's the deal we cut with these fucking people for you guys like this? Two free weeks.

And after that, $7.95 a month. That's $8 a fucking month times 12. $96. Oh, shit. So for $200 a year, you can shave and fucking watch television if you will. That's how I roll. You're always getting a fucking deal from somebody. You're 10, 15 points off for honey.

Plus the email I talked to Aubrey yesterday. We're going to shoot a video in October for honey. I love it. Forget about it. It's fucking. I'm telling you, it's going fucking down. You cock suckers. And you can watch Hulu Plus on the plane today.

If you wanted to. I am. I'm going to try it today. You can bring on your phone. Who do you think I'm for? With glasses on. Yeah. I can't see everything on this fucking phone.

I'm going to watch. You know I'm an old man. You don't have to see shit. You have the Hulu Plus app. You press it and you got your shows right there. You sure? Yeah. I'm not sure.

I'm the fine Jew. I'm always sure. Look at you with a little fucking ego and cock sucker. With a stab in the neck, you little fuck. With what? The e-cigarette? A fucking poke in the eye and then I'm kicking in the esophagus. This is what he says to me last night right before he goes to bed.

How would he like it if I kicked you in the shins and then me and the esophagus? I don't even know what the esophagus is. I think it's a get-throat. Yeah, it's right here. See, I'm getting better. I'm getting better with geography. I'm getting better with the fucking esophagus. Guess what?

When I went to talk to that dude at Valley College, he got me a tutor. He said it would work better for me so I could pay the tutor. I meet with the tutor twice a month, go over my history, and I could read the chapters, and I'm going to do that instead. Oh, I think that's better. That's what I need. I'm sick and tired of being a fucking retard. I'm going to learn my history and I'm going to argue with you motherfuckers about history.

I'm going to get down. I'm going to become a fucking history. Any specific history? American history from fucking A to Z. I'm starting with that. I'm going to go and meet him on Monday and get my book and everything. Are you going to homeschool? Yeah.

Are you really? No, I'm not going to homeschool. I'm not going to homeschool me. I've got enough problems with me being me. I'm trying to be fucking smart here. You know what I'm saying? I'm fucking idiot. I would love to see just a little school desk like you and Harstein X and a little tutor.

Let me tell you something. I would consider us doing a homeschool when we kids and fucking taking it to the next life. Homeschool with Uncle Joey. Oh, no. You know what I'm saying? Bro, these little kids are getting jittery nowadays. 18th to a fucking class. 18th to a small class.

I know. It's crazy. But no, that's awesome. That does sound better because you won't have to go to the school and sit there for a whole class. Listen, I didn't care how I did. I just wanted to learn something. I got nothing against sitting in a fucking classroom, bro. I got nothing against that.

I got nothing against being with somebody and asking them questions. I just knew it wasn't going to work online. No. It wasn't going to work online for me because I'm horrible at comprehension. I got to read something 18 fucking times. You know what 18 times means? Time. That takes a lot of time.

I'd rather just do it once, but you read the assignment, make my questions and ask you and then break it down that way. It's going to be cheap. It'll be affordable. And then I'll have to go to fucking college on Tuesday nights and do it Monday morning or something. I don't do shit during the fucking week anyway. That's awesome.

This is what I want to do, people. I'm doing it. Same thing. It's never too fucking late, people. Get out. Who gives a fuck? Gives a fuck. Get out.

They try everything. And eventually you'll find what the fuck you want to do, man. Like I said, I laid bricks. I cooked at a fucking TGIFs. Did you really? Yeah. I wanted to be a bartender. They wanted me to be a cook first and start.

Then you moved to the kitchen. Fuck that shit. Through seniority and shit. I think I got time for seniority. Were you a good cook? Look at me. I'm not a good at anything. You understand me?

I wasn't a good cook. I was a dishwasher. Oh, that's a shitty job. John Denver's restaurant and Aspen and Snowmass Village. I was a dishwash and a prep cook. I did it all. Just like you fucking guys. Do it all and eventually you find something and you kick it.

And then you take your dick out and you sell it. I found it. That's it. But after you find it, you got to stick to it. And you got to do it and you got to commit. Commitment is the whole fucking thing. If you don't commit to it, it don't matter what it is. Commit and tell everybody to suck your dick.

And that's it. You ain't got time and everything works itself out, Lee. Now, do you think this is going to help your comedy? Like the tutoring? Everything helps. Everything helps. The more you learn, the more you fucking listen. That Stephen King book, he stresses.

To be a good writer, you have to read. You have to read. You have to read and you have to keep reading different authors and different styles and eventually you'll find what the fuck you want to write and how you want to write. It all starts with reading, my thing. When I read and I write every damn better comic that night, did you know that if I go to LitLift.com and I write a few chapters or a few paragraphs, I'm a way better comedian that night.

Oh, really? I'm not writing. Sure. When I read two, three fucking paragraphs in a book or whatever the fuck it is, I make time and I make notes in my mind. That means I get more, I'm wider up on stage. You know, I feel it. I feel it.

I know there's days when I just go up on stage cold and it's a nightmare. If I don't read and I haven't written in some time, and I'm not even talking about writing comedy, maybe that day I feel like writing poetry, but as long as I make my mind think and I exercise it, you know, everybody goes through this luminosity. It's so funny. I met with somebody about a month ago and we were talking about writing. I spent $10,000 on writing books. Me and my wife.

We threw away more writing books than people have. Acting, writing, and with writing, I tell you what, you can read a book on how to do it and then it's just doing it. It's like anything else. You can go learn Jiu-Jitsu everyday. You can learn Jiu-Jitsu at home online, unless you do it. Math time is math time. Getting choked up and putting your arm there.

The only way you're going to learn it is by doing it. Same thing with kickboxing. Same thing with editing. Same thing with what you do. I can learn to edit. Oh my God, this is me. But only if you edit. You ain't going to learn to edit.

You know what I'm saying? I can show you this card and oh my God, that's why people crack me up and they're like, oh, the editing and that. What the fuck do you know about editing? I hate those fucking. All the writing was, what the fuck do you know about writing? You're a fucking plumber. Know it what the fuck you know.

All right? Right away. It was a poetry. Shut the fuck up. But I just feel that for me to be a better writer, I have to read more. For me to be a better reader, I have to write more. It all goes hand in hand. This is the language of words.

So anything I do with words, or thought, or analytic, if I do math everyday, if you did ten algebra projects, ten algebra things everyday, you know how smart you would fucking be. People all of a sudden society are getting down on school. You see that? You've been reading that. Yeah, that Walt Smith kid said something stupid. A lot of fucking people. I had a conversation in New York with a woman who fucking had me convinced.

She made a lot of sense about school and why she homeschools and what the benefits are to her and her child. She didn't want her child in the building every fucking day inside learning what I mean. She had, you know, but that takes a lot of work and commitment and you have to have money and time and, you know, you have to have a plan, you know, you have to have some type of knowledge on your own. This shit I don't fucking have. I wish I had a way to homeschool, you know.

I wish I knew how to homeschool and teach people, teach people the other fucking things, you know. I think there's a social thing and plus, like, you're gonna have to go to work everyday. So unless you're planning on working from home, like, I think school is mainly social and learning. It's not even really about the learning. It's learning how to be a person and it's, but it's, it's kind of weird. Like, I didn't mean like your, your comedy would have hate, like you wouldn't be telling

history jokes, but it's a, you're, like you're exercising your brain kind of, and it's. But think how brilliant that is when somebody does do a fucking history joke. Think how, I still, I love it. I love when somebody makes fun of something that we all look at and say, like politics. If I really know about politics, I'd be fucking lethal because I look at the other stuff, but I don't know the true meaning. So if I look at the outside stuff and somebody's gonna come back to me, hey, stupid, you don't know about this.

So do you understand what I'm telling you about politics? The stuff that comes out politically that you sit there and go, this is the dumbest fucking thing ever. And I could talk about that, but I don't know the underlying stuff. So I don't want to seem. Do you want to make political jokes with someone? No, but if it's there, you got to make it. If something happens on Diane Sawyer, if she talks about something and you're sitting there

going, what the fuck is that? It's like, come on. So you killed Osama bin Laden when you threw him in the fucking ocean. I never understood that because he was radioactive. The reason they said this, they didn't want to give his followers a place to go to mourn him. Take a picture of the fucking body and then we throw him overboard. Take a picture of the fucking guy.

They even took a picture of Jesus with him, he was fucking hanging there, wasn't he? Was he not? Yeah. They showed us Jesus. So they didn't show us fucking Obama or Osama, whatever his fucking name is, Osama bin Laden. Yeah. Okay.

So some people are like, they killed him. They threw him in the ocean. I said, I want to see the motherfucker. Don't, isn't it particular that even when they kill a body on the fucking street, even with the Syrian gas, everybody, they showed the people running down the street and they showed the little kids lying there. They show all that shit, which is even more horrific. We would have wanted to see Obama or Osama bin Laden, but they didn't see it.

Anybody see Osama bin Laden? That's hysterical to me. You. I try not to think about it because, yeah. Okay. That right there alone, that right there alone is fucking hilarious that us as the American public never saw a picture of this guy on the boat shot in the fucking head bleeding from his fucking neck, but they show us little kids with fucking tear gas and they're like,

they show us Diane Nyatt coming out of the water with her leg shaking like somebody fucked them for 12 hours. You know what I'm saying? You follow what I'm trying to say to you. We see all these other things. That right there is fuck. Where's these fucking pictures? Show me something.

I like it. I'm hanging there. It's turban. Something. Show me his fucking turban. Shout out for the bullet going through it. I didn't see nothing. That is fucking hilarious.

You're right. Okay. And I'm not a fucking conspirator. I'm not allowed. I don't give a fuck about Bigfoot or where he lives. Leave that motherfucker out. I give a fuck about Bigfoot. I give a fuck about how much it costs to eat to how much the price of bread is every fucking

week. You know, I got to go to Target instead of fucking rounds because they charge me an extra dollar for fucking wonder bread at rounds. You think I give a fuck about where the fuck Bigfoot is or who's seen him or who hasn't fucking seen him? Are you fucking kidding me? Get it together. Cocksuckers.

Tonight, I'm in Denver, Friday, me and Lisa at the beautiful fucking Ice House, stage two, eight o'clock, be there, tremendous guests, we're never going to tell you who the fuck it is. This week, me and Lee, we're going to be in helium up in fucking Portland. And that's how that goes, cocksuckers. So get your shit together. We love you. Again, I want to thank our sponsors on it.

I want to thank Hulu Plus. I want to thank Dollar Shave Club. Everybody's pussy should be fucking shaved with Dollar Shave Club for a dollar a month. I'm like, I got to talk to that fucking guy again, talk to him about like little heart designs for your clitoris, whatever the fuck it is. What's up, Lee? No, I'm working Sunday, so I can go to Portland. I can't wait.

You're working Sunday, so go to Portland. Fuck you. We're going to give you. Edible is important. Oh, no. They got an edible for you important. You stick up your ass like a little tube that shoots THC into your body. I don't trust you.

I'm not taking anything to give me, shove it up my ass. You're doing whatever the fuck we give you, cocksucker. You would definitely give me something weird. You'd be like, this is THC and it ends up being, I don't know, you just want to have the video. Forget it. The face is still coming. We talked about it the other day.

We haven't forgot for all you people that are waiting for Lee to take the fart to the face. We got big plans for you. Easy. At this point, he's even going to open up his mouth. He said. No, I said that's the thing I don't want to do. You got to open your mouth.

I tell these people where to go. Tell them what they got to do. I love you guys. Have a great, great weekend. Be fucking safe. Don't let nobody fuck with you. Tell you how you're going for it. Fuck all these motherfuckers.

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Now go to dollarshaveclub.com forward slash church or just go to joeyds.net and click on the dollarshaveclub banner. We love you. Have a good weekend. Bye. No parking from the door. No small. And mama cooked a breakfast with no home.

I got my girl bone but didn't dig out. Finally got a call from a girl. I want to dig out. So hooked it up for later as I hit the door. Bicking while I live. Another 24. I gotta go cause I got near drop top and if I hit the switch I can make the ass drop. Had to stop at a red light looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight.

And everything is alright. I got a beat from Kim and she can fuck all night. Caught up the homies and I'm maxing y'all. Which part are y'all playing basketball? Give me on the court and I'm troubled. Last week fucked around and got a triple double. Freakin niggas every way like MJ. I can't believe today was a good day.

Drove to the pad and hit the showers. Didn't even get no static from the cowards. Cause just yesterday them booze tried to pass me. Saw the police and they wore white past me. No flexing. Didn't even look in the niggas direction as I ran the intersection. Went to show dog's house. They was watching you on TV raps.

What's the haps on the craps? Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em up. Roll em in a circle of niggas and watch me break em with a 7. 7-Eleven, 7-Eleven, 7-Eleven even backed a little joke. I picked up the cash flow. Then we played booze and I'm yelling domino. Plus nobody I know got killed in South Centralland. Today was a good day.