Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #098 | KATHRINE NARDUCCI | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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what's happening you bad mother fuck this welcome to uncle joey's joint it's wednesday the 15th what did i tell you didn't i tell you this month was gonna fucking move at the speed of fucking light speed of light it's the 15th already two days ago it was the fucking first do the fucking math this thing is flying jack and it's gonna fly straight to the end of the fucking month it's been a great week so far i had a couple things going on went to acupuncture this week worked out i don't i'm still waiting here on the rick rubin thing for thursday i'm excited about that a lot of good things going on man fucking acupuncture is great i uh you know i went for all those that whole time and that whole last year i didn't go so hopefully this will be the final

fucking step in my recovery to feeling a lot better you could tell i'm feeling better i'm looking better i'm alive and kicking like i said in the top of the fucking show football is back i had a great weekend this weekend fucking the fair at the park the fucking uh jimmy florentines was great we watched the miami dolphin new england game and it's so weird how much life has changed you know i still remember eight nine years ago goofing on lee because uh he was i'm home watching a new england game what the fuck are you you play for new england i used to bust his balls and this week i'm sitting there watching new england against miami and i'm thinking to myself fuck i'm having a good time i go that's how fucked up i was in la that i wouldn't even i wouldn't even watch football

like i wouldn't even watch football everything was on work mode and my whole life was work mode you're allowed to watch football it's bad for you things have fucking changed i'm loving football i watched the miami game i didn't bet any of the early games i bet fucking the rams because i know the rams so they came through for me and then monday night i had a bag of shit because i bet the fucking raiders and i want i thought it was home team underdog on a monday night they're getting four and everything was set up for it there was 17 24 it was 24 17 they're ready to score and then they fucked up and that was the end of that i had a parlay too even though parlay's a suckers bet i just wanted to watch the game so i threw in a 25 dollar parlay i think

i would have won like 120 or something like that it was just something to watch the fucking game i figured at least i have one side that one both my sides crapped out so i'm ready for fucking next sunday you know i might blast some fucking college in but i don't know much about college sports you got to stay on top of that shit and know it i don't know shit about college football so i'll just stick with pro obviously i don't know much about pro because i took a beating on monday fucking night so you know you take your fucking chances i love it i love just putting 25 i don't have to watch the whole game i didn't watch the whole fucking four quarters i can't watch four quarters i'll come down here i'll watch the beginning after halftime i'll watch a few minutes

then i go outside i smoke my nightly number then i come back in i watch the rest of the fucking game i may play a little fucking guitar and that's it that's my fucking night you know i just can't sit there and watch fucking 18 games in a day i could sit there for a little while take a ride that's why i did sunday i went to jimmy's watched a few quarters got up met my family went over to the fucking fair let me tell you something was great there was a ton of people there it was a co-video event that's why i sat under a fucking tree by myself and looked from a you know what i'm saying like i looked from a ponder whatever the fuck they call it i looked over it was it was fucking great let me tell you something they had these milkshakes i didn't get

one i got one for my daughter right because i got one for a bunch of the people yeah because we had like six kids with us they had fucking milkshakes with a donut on top and you put the straw through the hole or the milkshake or the donut and then you bite around the fucking donut and you so i bought two s'mores two Reese's pieces and two Oreos because i had like Dylan Gavin mercy Nicole and then we had the parents so i said the four kids get shakes and then the parents could split two or whatever i did they were 10 bucks a piece these fucking shakes there wasn't a lot of milkshake but the donut was fucking huge and grandioso my wife tasted the donut she said the

donut was fucking tremendous i don't i didn't want no donut i'm this close on the glucose fucking level i don't want diabetes listen if i got diabetes i'll die because i'm not stabbing myself with no fucking needle the first acupuncture nah both of them have been good i could lie to you and tell you i thought i was gonna faint but nah they both been pretty good the first day i was a little scared every time she touched me i jumped a little bit because i haven't had nobody touched me with the fucking needles and shit covid is really fucked things up for people we stopped getting touched like people you know like i was going to like i wasn't going to like massage envy or nothing those places suck i had this chinese chick and fucking north hollywood i used to take

lee there i used to take my wife there they would rub your feet your fucking calves the front she would give you a full body massage for 40 bucks and this bitch was no slouch she would elbow you to death she would get up on the table and step on your fucking neck there was times i couldn't breathe but you know what i don't live there no more so that went away i miss her though she used to have the afternoon happy hour 20 bucks they do your neck your feet and your calves they massage your fingers your arms your hands tremendous you go take a little edible i would go home and wash my balls and go in there listen to them talk chinese and shit when you because when you're faced down and people are talking chinese you're like what the fuck's going on i can't see who's

talking you just hear a bunch of people yelling it's like the beginning of janet jackson's if you ever see janet jackson's if they got the chinese guy i'll do bye i'll do bye and you don't know what the fuck's going on same fucking thing when you get a massage and your head's down the pillow you don't know what the fuck's going on i don't know if i'm watering ribs or they're going to rub my feet i don't know what the fuck's going on but uh yeah the the fair was great you know it's just been great let me tell you something man it's tough to go through life when you fucking struggle mentally and from like i think i struggled mentally after my mother died i think i struggled a little mentally after i got divorced you know because that's why i compared what i was

going through this time till after i got divorced i felt empty like i think the move had a lot to do with that meeting new people you know but the therapy took care of it me writing took care of it me getting out there and meeting new people took care of it and i feel great about it guys this is what you're supposed to fucking do i'm 58 you know i'm saying i i love what's going on right now with my life you know i miss comedy but i don't you know i really don't i'm enjoying what i got going on the block and in my life and what i'm trying to do i'm a new fucking strength program i'm gonna get a little stronger i'm gonna i included fucking pull-ups in my routine now and i'm including fucking squats so now i'm gonna lift three days a week and focusing on one major lift

all three days like monday's a deadlift i'm doing up to 200 fucking pounds i'm getting fucking stronger and stronger now for reps you know this is what my life is about now this is what you do you fucking evolve and you move the fuck forward you know this is what it's all about you know and as of today we got what 15 more days left for the many motherfucking saints in newark you can't beat that that's you know a halfway fucking there so it's all good man it's all gravy and like i told you guys i promised you the whole month of october i would have different people different themes of soprano thing i came through for you again today i gotta be honest with you i've done 10 years of interviews and this is the first time an interview made me cry uh my guest made me fucking cry for

once for years i put away fucking what's his name with the edibles and sarah tiana and oan benjamin went down that she didn't give me an edible she fucking just broke me down and uh it was great to have her on the podcast i hope you enjoy it uh catherine narducci from uh bronx tail the sopranos a bunch of other shit she was in the irishman she was great in the irishman she's got a great story and as far as dysfunction go her and i had tied for childhood dysfunction but she's fucking great enjoy her miss catherine narducci what's up beautiful hi i love the blonde hair thank you i've got a blonde for we're not recording are we yeah we're recording we're on oh this is live we're live we're on memory i almost said why

i got a blonde i got a blonde for a job a great probably one of my all-time favorite jobs it's it's a crazy character like out of her mind and the hair is i have extensions so it's gonna be long blonde on the show it's long blonde but i left it because i figured five hours in the chair to get black to blonde why am i gonna go throw you know black dye on my hair i just left it no leave it until you shoot and then let it grow out fucking right unless somebody else says anything how are you today my love i'm good you know you're one of those people that i feel like i know you yes you too i feel like i just know you like i know you and we never met no and i'm look i was looking at this the other day after i spoke to you the pleasant avenue connection you ever read this book oh my

god yes of course this is a great book it got optioned it never got shot yes this is a great book it's look at actually i think my father's in that making a duchi yeah i'll read it now look i still have a mark in here from i was on page 142 at one time wow this book if you go online it costs like 500 bucks yes and you know there's another one that's out of print too uh uh it's got the name about Harlem it's out of print and actually my my my friend got it for me for my birthday i don't know what the hell i did with this book it's driving me crazy i freaking lost it and i can't think of the name of this book another one um i wonder if that's the one did you see niki not duchi in that no i you know i read it years ago years ago i like i was hunting it down

and i even went because the only way you could get it from a library is by going into the library and reading it you can't take it home oh wow i told a friend of mine about it he won a contest he won 250 thousand dollars and that was his gift to me he bought me the book it was like 600 bucks the fucking cover was ripped off wow unbelievable i'll tell you one thing i couldn't ask for a better childhood growing up in that neighborhood that's a great neighborhood i loved it up there i loved everything about everything i'm telling you it was so beautiful and you know i go to brooklyn now when i go around i go wow this must have been like back in the 70s this must have been unbelievable but you always think where you grow up is like the best but i don't know to me i thought that i

grew up in a very magical place i felt Harlem was magical because as kids you know in the other boroughs are great all five boroughs are great even statin island they're great but everybody wants to be in Manhattan i just felt blessed as a kid i knew at a very young age like a five years old i used to look at my out my window on first avenue i go up between 114 and 115 and when you're from Harlem real Harlem people say a hundred they don't say a hundred i go up between 114 and 115 and i would look out my window i had to be five years old and go i'm i love it here i'm so lucky i just know it i love the streets of Harlem i had an aunt that sold drugs on 113th right by the mouth of Spanish Harlem right by the park right there was at the same park yes and uh i used

to go up there just to visit her because it was like a zoo walking up the stairs people be shooting heroin and shit oh yeah and they'd be nodding so i'd go to the bodega get something a couple empanadas or whatever the fuck they had some coquitos and shit those little coconut balls the coochie frita the coochie fritas and i go upstairs and see her and see the junkies she'd give me 20 bucks and i'd walk around Harlem as a kid very very very colorful neighborhood very colorful that's the one thing very cultural just amazing just amazing this shit there was stuff in Harlem you couldn't get any of the other five burrows yep like little snacks and shit every burrow had this now i'm really proud to be from this area like i remembered last week

during the 9 11 things how much i hurt during 9 11 because i was in california and i'm seeing my city getting fucking shot down by fucking planes i couldn't tell you how bad i felt and people don't understand yeah i grew up in jersey and i love jersey and it's my heart but my original heart when i came from cuba was that fucking Manhattan i loved it i loved everything about new york city man everything and then they showed me Harlem and that's where the fucking flavor of that city is the city is the city and you know what that's why i'm so proud to be on the godfather Harlem i swear i did the scout i helped them do some scout locations and i walked them around before we even started it and and before we would they were just in getting in production and i showed them i took

them to all the clubs i took them to where all the you know colorful people stayed you know what i mean in that world um and i i was so happy to do it i've never been so uh proud of the show i'm just so happy Harlem's getting its due i'm just i just i'm and i give a uh uh chris broncato and mark one um all the people who brought in jim atchison who brought it to the table i'm just so give them a lot of props for that man just really a lot of props for it the godfather Harlem is just unbelievable i've heard great things about it so i'm really happy for you i've heard great things about it and now that i'm living here i would love to shoot all those fucking shows that one the one about brooklyn with the italians there's a ton of shows they're shooting

you are so perfect for the godfather of Harlem it's ridiculous yeah perfect i was thinking about you this morning when i was doing my gratification because we had a long talk about that last week yes about it's a different world and you don't know what's being said to you anymore i feel that everybody's fucking lying to us everybody you know my wife ordered food yesterday they told to be here in 20 minutes i go terry you know they're not going to have it ready in 20 minutes she goes no but the guy told me she got back an hour and a half later i said i told you everybody's lying to you the airlines the doctors the fucking the who the fucking governors nobody's being straight with us so we have to be straight for ourselves so in other words this could make

us fucking go crazy this can make you go crazy so you have to get your own corner see what works for you what information you have and you have to be different and what's going on in the world today look my daughter's home that's why i didn't call you yesterday she went into school at 8 30 and 9 30 they called a kid in the class he had contact with somebody who had covered over the weekend my daughter can't go back to school till next fucking monday i had to bring a home yesterday give her a test and babysit all day today she's on the computer on zoom and till three and we're good but that that's the world today they're not going to go to school this school's going to be closed they've had 21 cases in three days of school 21 fucking so you have to you know you sit there and

you go i've had enough you order a tv they send you the wrong tv or they don't send it here at all it's back ordered you get a plane ticket everything's fucking upside down so you need your mental fucking side so we've been talking about it and i you know katherin said something about it how you wake up in the morning you get your cup of coffee you find a dark corner even if it's for one fucking minute and you think about you know what you're grateful for really like really dig deep like i don't give a fuck i'm grateful for my heart i'm grateful for this napkin and then when you get in the shower you repeat it a lot that's the system i do and i fucking love it it's been it's helped me dramatically the last 120 days could could could i tell you something i i i watched

your podcast a lot of them in a row as i do everything that i do like if i get on a tv show i start watching the episodes and i just did my research with you and i came across that one podcast in particular and it hit me oh you hear all this self-help things and things to do i don't know that one thing in particular it helped me even though i'm the most i walk around go thank you god thank you god thank you for everything for a glass of water i'm like always appreciating and very self-aware i'm very extremely hyper too hyper self-aware and appreciate everything right you said that let me tell them what you're talking about for people maybe that i'm just turning and don't know he said every day you wake up and you say three things out loud that you appreciate

is that correct yes you say it and i woke up the next day and for some reason i said let me try it and i said it and then i said i said the three things three times and every time i said it it got stronger and it resonated with me myself even though i know it not the one who's saying it i'm like yeah yeah i feel that you know and when you when you appreciate even less than oh i even appreciate you know my apartment i appreciate i you know when you start going down to the little little little things like i appreciate that i could fucking pay my electric bill you just realize like you're saying it we are so blessed and we don't even look at the little things anymore and now we have the time and the realization to do that again because of the way

the world is so we got to go back to our own selves and say wait check in on you what the fuck is going on with you and this is what's going on and i'm like just so appreciative but i want to just say another thing too that helped me and i did it today i didn't do it when i woke up i did it when i was going for my morning coffee i was walking and i said it out loud and it helped me but you know your charm and your the reason you are where you are right now brutal honesty brutal honesty and especially publicly publicly it's it's it's different than your brutally honest and something and you know just you and this person in a private conversation when you're brutally honest and you're being brutally honest about your past because i listened

to you and things you went through crazy right the brutal honesty and your past and then overcoming all these obstacles that you came and being brutally honest about it is your charisma that's your very charismatic to me brutal honesty is a charismatic like to me like a charismatic quality it all goes with because sometimes people don't you'll need to be way too much for people like oh no this or which i think why you are where you are is that even my god son alessandro was like i love him he says it like it is oh my god i'm so happy you're going on a show i love him i love him i love him and me and my brothers love him and they're all like under 25 their kids you're resonating with that right and you just said something at the beginning

would be emboled shitted by everybody right so when somebody comes along and they're honest like you it's so refreshing and not only that that you overcame such a hard life and craziness crazy fucking dysfunctional to the highest to the fucking if there was a scale one to ten yours is a hundred the obstacles that you overcame and that you're successful and that you're here that's why everybody loves you you give people hope you really do i'm not even saying i'm saying you give people hope and you tell people i don't give a fuck where you're from i don't give fuck if your mother and father were junkies your father you had no father i don't give a shit if you were banks in the past right now today you could change all that and you there is hope you could always time to change

number one and anybody if they have a they have to want it has a dream no matter where you are in your life and no matter what past you have you can overcome that and become somebody you can be successful and you you are the epitome of that you're the epitome you could come from nothing and and make something of yourself you know and i i just think that you're great and i think that that's why your show is excess successful that's why you are successful it's all it's the brutal honesty it's the brutal brutal honesty and where you come from you know what you've come from and that you share that with people and then you laugh about it and you turn that negative into a positive that's all there that's all you have to do you know turn that remember that song i always

made me so happy you have to accent the negative turn it into a positive and that's the way the story goes it's fucking true right you can't play the victim no matter you gotta like you you cannot play the victim you have to turn that shit around you're responsible for everything in your life remember the last time you spoke to a victim how hard was it on you people who just do not it's very hard on people they blame the world they blame the world everybody but themselves it drives me crazy because you come from the bottom of the fucking barrel and you didn't play a victim you don't play a victim you you you you overcome that you realize once everybody realizes that everything you do in your life is your fucking responsibility you make it you you

wake up in the morning and you decide it's going to be a good day or shitty day am i going to complain all day and blame my mother my father my circumstances or am i going to say fuck this i'm my own person i have to be responsible for everything that happens to me my happiness my work my job what i do who i date if i'm in a bad relationship with a guy i can't blame the guy oh he did this to me oh he did that to me no you did this to you by being there and showing up with that person everything is when we when you get that power it's so powerful it's a fucking revelation when you realize you are responsible for everything you cannot blame anybody it life becomes a lot easier a lot easier and you get a lot more power you hit it right that fucking judge told me that

i didn't believe him and now i even blamed the kennedy assassination on me i did it and i feel so much better in my life that i took responsibility for things i was one of those people what happened to your job ah the fucking boss wasn't a nice guy it's you it's you it's always you it's nothing to do with anybody else it's it's your attitude it's how you're seen so you have to change these things to move forward and that's exactly what i did i just take respect i fucked up what do you want me to do cat when i fucked up right i tell you what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go to bed tonight and i'm gonna wake up and i'm never gonna fuck up like that again yes i promise you that i'm never gonna and just say it and you'll be fine but people don't want to they want to ride that fuck

you fucked up that's it who cares i went to prison they were gonna throw me in there for nine years i was cracked i did the four i came out they told me you can't be an acupuncturist you can't cut hair you can't sell real estate you can't do anything so what do you want me to collect disability that's what you when you go to prison that's what they make you do on on the way out they tell you you're disabled you're never gonna get a job especially now with background checks and shit so is that enough to just lay down be a fucking lay down sally fuck no you get up you sign your fucking shoes and you go out there and you bullshit and then you know i used to whatever you gotta do whatever the fuck you gotta do i would bullshit i don't give a fuck i i'd done it

before okay here's the job i thought you did it before i never did i just got a lot of heart and i work hard and i know you would like that quality okay we got something to work with that's right what was your dream growing up what was your little dream growing up in home to be an actress really since the age of five years old i swear to you me and my mother my mother had a voice you cannot believe i mean like unbelievable and she would put on these shows we would watch tv all the million dollar movie thriller she would say stay up with me watch it with me and i would watch these movies with her and it was like my bonding time with my mother and my mother would then act everything out we watch a star is born with judy garland james mason my mother would sing

all the songs and a star is born and i wouldn't she would say take the brush make believe it's her microphone and introduce me and i take ladies and gentlemen funny not duchy and my mother would get up and just start singing all the songs and then she'd take the brush and introduce me and i would act out all the all the characters in the movie and it was just so much fun to me and as i got older i never let that dream die and it stayed with me and um it just you know that was it i was born to be an actress i was born to be an actress that's an actor that that's it i was born to be an actor and and now i'm an actor thank god i thank god you know that my calling and my dream and my calling and my vocational all the same thing you blessed when you have that

how did you when you started acting uh 28 no what were you doing before that i was working in the hunts point um terminal market as a as a billard the fruit and produce they do the fish up there now right uh hunts point fish market part of it i was in the uh fruit and produce yeah i was up there a few months ago that's fucking crazy at four in the morning oh yeah that's fucking real up there and hunts point oh it's so real they moved it from the other fish market that one of folton folton used to be in the city and then they closed that and they now all the fish is being sold out of hunts point so my brother has a fish company i went up there with him like three months ago it's fucking crazy i thought i was definitely gonna get covid thank god i got the fuck out of there

when you were kid did you go to the fresh air fund get off the subject yes you did that when i was when my mother when we came here my mother had a dry cleaner in the Bronx she was partners in the dry cleaner in the Bronx and they had that program for kids up there the fresh air program where they take you to camps and shit like that was there you go live with a strange family in Harlem all the kids would leave all at the same time every year we'd go to LaGuardia house they check it for life they check your feet for um at least feet and that was it you got a put at five years old you got put on a train my mother used to be like thank god they would get all the parents would get rid of all the kids in Harlem you'd get on a train at Grand Central you would get

i swear to you a number around your neck on a piece of cardboard they'd stick you with a suitcase you'd get on a train and the number had like a number like eight blue like the card would be blue and it would have a number you'd get up my mother'd go okay bye kick me on the train i'd be like uh i'd end up you'd get off the train they'd say blue way and that's the stop you would get off you hold your fucking card up like this your family has the same card and they find you and the credo hey you're my family you go stay with them for two weeks you're in a complete stranger's house for two weeks and you just you're just like i'm packing your bag of i could have got raped molested it was a crazy program i don't know how my mother said but you would go away for

two weeks and you were not allowed to call your family you were not allowed to be in touch and are oh my god i had fun and i i used to cry and then sometimes get abused by the kids they'd say you know you're on welfare get out of our house like the kids would sometimes be mean and sometimes i would like it i get a good family but i didn't know if you went on went to that program i got i did it will miss the williams family they were african-american that's great they were great and it's funny that you said they were and here's the funny thing they lived in Harlem they lived in Harlem the williams's wait you went to the fresh yet fun in Harlem yeah because my godmother lived on 148th street so all the kids would go down 125th street that little

center down there so that was i thought that was the fresh air fund i'm not sure i don't know if that's the first the fresh yet fun you go the look you know what the slogan was take a kid up take a kid out of the jungle and give them fresh air yes i remember that now yes and it would be the commercial would be a kid um like a kid on uh you know like when they have the rope hanging from a tree and you go out and you fly into the lake like Tarzan it would be it would be a kid and it's a take the kid out of the jungle and give them fresh air be a part of the fresh yet fun now when is Harlem run from technically i think well east Harlem runs from i'm gonna say i may be wrong i'm gonna say east

Harlem runs from first avenue uh because pleasant doesn't go all the way up pleasant only goes from 114 to 122nd i think so you'd go from um 100th street i'd say like 100 i'd say Harlem east homes that's like from 99 to like 122nd from first avenue now we're talking east Harlem to like Lexington Avenue so you got that little corner pocket and uh a very magical place and where's regular Harlem run from so then Harlem i guess west Harlem uh would be well that i was inconsiderate i live in el barrio they call it right right and then west Harlem i think it the west side starts from what like uh park avenue all the way down to uh all the way down to like almost like a west side highway that's yes it does run to the water

well that's why west Harlem is bigger than i west Harlem has got a lot more than east Harlem you know west Harlem was bigger as far you know area wise so you gotta remember that i lived on 88th street on the west side but for me to get records and shit i would have to walk up to Harlem and i still remember being six and walking up to get james brown's hot pants up in Harlem you weren't there was no fear we just walked and then i would hit Harlem from both directions i loved 125th street i loved everything about it oh yeah i loved that i remember even in 93 i used to cop weed on on in 25th street um broadway there was a little bodega and then there was a weed spot three doors down the guy we used to call the guy mr. Wendell

from that song that came out in 93 i forget the name of the band mr. Wendell whatever the fuck what was your first acting job what was your first acting job that you remember oh my first acting job was a broncetail are you serious that was your first first first acting job i was i wasn't undercover actress my family did not know that i was acting because every time i would mention it they weren't being mean they weren't like oh you can't do it or negative they were just like laugh or think it was unrealistic it wasn't like anybody was going you know uh my mother my mother and father were already dead so i didn't have parents saying oh you gotta do this that anyway even if my mother and father were alive it was very dysfunctional they wouldn't

give a shit anyway it wasn't like go to school or anything like that but it was more like you got two kids where you going you know like that or like you gotta be you know you gotta support yourself you know nothing you need just be looking out for me and so i was doing it on the download i would get backstage i would do all these little things go on go on uh auditions through backstage and when i was at the hunt's point telling the market this woman anabella who i worked with said you know there's an open call there's an because they knew i was doing it they said there's an open call rock dinos got an open call for a little boy you should take your son and then you can meet him we didn't know how it worked i was like oh shit yeah i'll take my son for

closure oh i take my son on the open call there was an open call for closure oh and when i'm there i see that the women start walking in that look like me walk like me and talk like me and i was like shit what are they here for i could do whatever they're here for when the casting director came out of my son i said could i go in whatever they're going in for and she goes the little boy's role is an open call today the the wife and i didn't know the wife was the arrow's wife because the wife is is um not an open call but if we don't find it today i said our actors today we're open it's an open call tomorrow call me in the morning and i'll let you know if you come back so i said oh okay i'm getting dressed i'm ready to go to work i said you don't let me call i call up i said hey did

you find uh the wife and she goes no you can come i went back this is a god's honest true story i went back and i audition and i go home and my cousin comes with me to the audition i tell her and she's like why i was like just just come with me please i'm nervous she comes with me i do my audition the next morning i'm getting dressed for work again the phone rings my cousin i thought my cousin called somebody and said call and act like she got like they're goofing on me i answered the phone i'm getting dressed for work and she goes hi this is um ellen chenna what you were here uh you came in for you know blah blah blah and i was like she goes bob wants to meet you and i went i hung up the phone and i said to my cousin oh you're so

fucking funny what he goes i didn't do anything i said oh my god the phone rings calls she calls back so hi this is ellen chenna listen um bob saw your tape he wants to know if you would like you to come down for for a call back and i was like bob who she goes wop the narrow and i was like what wop the narrow saw my tape and i went down then yes i can yes yes i went down it was like 2,500 girls there and i i i waited a long time like three hours i finally got in that room it was denier room chas jane rolls and thall and the casting director i got in the room and you know here's the thing when i was down in that waiting room and i saw all these girls there and i said holy shit it's i thought it was just going to be like me i didn't understand how this

worked i never did anything professional yet and i looked around i i i made my aunt i told my aunt what i did i said please call me i'm nervous i went down to tribeca and i remember i looked around and they were getting close to me and i looked up in the atrium and i saw deniero look over and he waved and i went oh my god deniero just looked over he's up there oh my god and my ankles calmed down i said oh my god i'm so i don't want to do it i don't want to do it i'm too nervous i'm too nervous i'm nervous i couldn't breathe i was passed thought i was gonna pass out and all of a sudden i thought about my mother and me and my mother what we used to do when i told you we used to do what thing and when my mother was alive she said please become an actress i want you to work with

robert deniero he's my favorite you got to become an actress please work with robert deniero i love them and i remember i all these in the atrium like all the the sun was coming in and all these little you know when the sun has like sun particles in the rays and i looked up and i said mom please don't make me nervous anymore take it away from me if i go in there i'm nervous i won't get the role i gotta be calm please mom please stay with me and i remember this i'm not joking this whole warm feeling came over me and i just looked at my aunt and i just like god calmed down and they go kathryn arduci and it came right back up i was like oh fuck and i got started getting closer and closer and closer and i walked in the room and chas was there and he went hi and i was like hi and i

was like so nervous and he goes say hi to bob and i was like i did not want to turn my head and see robert deniero's face i went and i just started feeling buzzing in my head my fingers were numb and he looked at me go i said i'm i'm so nervous i have to be honest with you honestly honestly i have to be nervous i'm so nervous right now he goes you're supposed to be nervous go sit down have some water when you feel not nervous just go like this i sat down they bring me water and i look up in those fucking sun rays in the room and i just looked just like i said mom this is real this is not a broken down theater i'm in the room with your guy please please stay with me let me do good please mom please stay with me got that feeling again

and i just went boom i'm ready and he sat down and said you ready we're gonna read some lines and then we're gonna improvise didn't even know what the fuck improvise meant i read the lines and he looks at me and they look at each other like you sure you're not an actress like you know i said no he said okay now we're gonna improvise we start improvising he tells me i said he said you i'm gonna say something whatever comes natural to you you say back we'll do it i do that i do that the whole time my mother is inside my body i am just like i did it my whole life and i'm so calm i'm so relaxed i feel like i'm supposed to be here right now this is where the fuck i am supposed to be i am supposed to be right here and i got up i was done and he goes listen there's a slight

chance we may call you to come back and i was like oh okay i went downstairs i was done i went to my aunt goes how did i call you in there so long i said i think i think i did good i think i'm gonna come back i got home on my answering machine hi it's you can come back went back i did it over and over and over and over until the last um i screen tested and i they said we're gonna pull you guys over the weekend we're gonna let everybody know who who's in and who's not and over the weekend they called me chaz called me he said hi rosina that's my character's name i was like and i got it fucking great story yeah that was great that was your intro to this life that was my intro could i tell you something about brutal honesty and this is the god's honest truth and i was ever

listening to this when i was in the room with the casting director and i wish they still have that tape i won't say everything i said right now but i'll say some of what i said she said when you're done with those sides tell me who you are and on god i looked in the camera and i said my name is and i was always brutally honest like you and that is a loaded question tell me who you are even on regular nine to five job interviews the worst question they could ask me because that's how i didn't get the job in that world tell me who you are and i said my name is catherine anducci and my whole life i knew i was supposed to be an actress and everywhere and every job i ever had i would look out the window and daydream that i was supposed to be an actress and i wasn't supposed

to be there that i was supposed to be right here and my father was murdered when i was 10 shot down my mother suffered from mental nervous breakdowns my whole childhood i come from a very dysfunctional childhood my sister my dad my back but i spilled out all my family dirty laundry and then i just went oh my god could i do it over she went no thank you and i went i'm not gonna get the fucking job i just blew the job i just i knew i did a great audition but i just blew the fucking job and when i got that job denero said to me the first day of work you know why you got this and i said why goes because you told the truth in your audition stay with that honesty stay with that that's how you got to act just be really honest

that's what acting is it's honesty that is one of the best fucking stories i've heard in the entertainment business in 23 fucking that is great that is tremendous and you took the ball and ran from there it's never stopped well it's always been a struggle i mean i i'm a working class actress i mean i'm no a-lister i'm a worker you know i work a lot sometimes i don't work sometimes i work but no matter what you know i always say this to people when they go you know even when i taught i taught like a couple semesters at um school visual arts i say if you're not willing to just work the rest of your life if i told you you would work the rest of your life in a broken down theater nobody will even see you but you could act in that theater you can do all the

plays you can do shit you can do that the rest of your life you're an actor but that's what you'll do it well you still want to be an actor and if they say yes then i say then do it because you'll never be miserable when you're not working you'll never be miserable when you got told no you'll never be miserable when you don't work for long periods of time because you're just fucking happy being who you are and what you are meant to be so when i had dry spells of course i wanted to work because i needed to pay my bills but i never said all this fucking business oh fuck this fuck that i was never not happy for my friends that worked all the time all my friends worked all the time and i was always still happy for them and i was happy for them because i said i want to be around

working actors i don't want to be around a bunch of non-working actors although i was around a lot of non-working actors i like being around working actors it teaches me and it gives me hope i want you to get it even if i don't get it because then you are my inspiration if she got it i can get it that's how i we took it when somebody else got my job that's how i look at my job that's how i look at things and if i get everything about it is positive because i just want to be an actor i don't want to be famous i just want to be an actor and i want to be able to pay my bills and i am successful you are that's a great attitude to have and you haven't stopped since i remember after the sopranos ended i saw you at an audition for something to play a cop or something oh i think

it was csi new york i think we auditioned i think so i think it was yes now it all no i just said hello to you you had on pants you were dressed like a cop and that's the only i was i've been thinking about it for the last couple days what auditions i went in that time and i think it was csi new york when it first came out like the original cast like this wow to shoot the pilot so it was a long time ago but you have not fucking stopped how did you end up getting the sopranos Kathy Moriarty called me who i love and to me she's such a fucking great actress man yes she is um Kathy Moriarty called me she goes nadoch she named me nadoch everybody calls me nadoch nadoch your kitty and my two nicknames she goes nadoch you gotta go for this show uh the

sopranos and i was like but i don't sing she goes no it's not about that she goes you gotta go in you're right for it call your agent i call my agent he goes all right i'm on it and then i got an audition i auditioned for eddie falco's role and they called me back of course only eddie could have done eddie's role brilliant eddie who i love um eddie falco's role and then they called me back and i went in for shaman buco and uh i got called the next day for that they said they you know david wants to give you shaman buco so i was blessed again blessed unbelievable blessed you did great on that show you were great you're fucking great thank you thank you and now we're here you know what i'm saying i'm sorry you're not going to go to the premiere i would love to see you i heard from

vinnie last night well no you know what wait let me tell you we were i think we're all i mean i'm invited to be many saints of new york yes yes premiere but i may have to go back to the show that i'm blonde for if i don't i definitely want to come in and i and i want to see everybody i would hope all the sopranos are gone i love i love to see we all love seeing each other and i get to see you yes no they're all supposed to go i heard from vinnie last night and he said he'll see me at the premiere i heard from a friend the charipers he's going so yeah everybody's going to be there oh and i'm so happy i i you understand i did the Wizard of Lies with alessandro yes yes and i me and alessandro i love him and i love his wife and i love their family and i just

am so happy for him i am so happy for michael i'm happy for david chase he's unbelievable he don't stop i'm i'm just i'm just really happy about this movie i'm happy for you i'm just it's so everything's a win-win yes a win-win i'm happy for dav i'm really happy for michael and i think i hate talking shit but i think alessandro's gonna come out with an award from this fucking thing oh well at least the nomination me yes when he got it yes he's gonna be i think this is a good movie i think they all did well you saw it yeah i saw it about three months ago but i think it's gonna be different all honesty how did you like yourselves in all honesty yeah i looked away why i hate looking at myself on film

you want to know could i say something you told me about the not me you told the whole world three the three things the three uh the three things you you know are appreciate and yes great grateful for i'm gonna tell you something when you watch yourself watch it again going with a different perspective and love yourself and say wow self you're doing pretty fucking good from a kid from fucking nothing look at you up there look at you look at your eyes look at your mouth look at your nose your ears your hair look at your body you're up there you're in a beautiful movie you're so blessed look at you kid look at you kid look how good you're doing now and look at yourself beautifully because all that put together made them hire you and and and

appreciate it let that be one of the things i appreciate me on the screen with all these fabulous people i appreciate me being able to be seen and heard i appreciate me to be doing what i love i appreciate it i appreciate my face my body that's what got me there i'm healthy i see i breathe i taste i hear i i have you know all these things all these things that put me together me me me i appreciate you i appreciate you joey i appreciate you and let your little in a child that was beaten up and broken down look up at that screen and say we did it that's fucking beautiful that is as beautiful as it gets we did it we did it we fucking did it and i don't care if it goes nowhere you never work again you fucking did it you're fucking in a child that tries to keep going

the sparkle in your eye the honesty you have all the things that make you did it i'm like you try it again differently i'm like you captain right here it's all about this right here oh my god she died when i was 16 and this is it right here she wanted me to grow up and be a man i did that's it what's her name denora denora denora with a d denora he did it we did it we fucking did it denora i'm funny my mother was bunny and she's up there too and nicky my father but i don't care scrappy kids from nothing i don't care how big or small we're trying keep yourself a fucking hug give yourself a break give yourself a little pat on the shoulder appreciate the little moments because that's your life right there right now this moment it's every single step we take

it's our life that's it can't keep waiting for the big event the big this the big apartment my biggest my most happiest times is when i fucking had nothing you know as a kid i was homeless a couple of times we slept in central park on newspapers and very you know a short period of time like two weeks then again we did it for a week and i gotta tell you we got evicted i was still so fucking happy like what the fuck is am i stupid like i just feel you gotta appreciate your life the good the bad the ugly it's your fucking life and then it's over then it's over and right now it's like you're here appreciate it and you're not gonna be miss happy go lucky or miss the happy go lucky all day every day and appreciate but try try try to to just appreciate it like you

looking at yourself on screen look again man look again do that little joey ds fucking ten year old that was going to a shit look again and go man what the fuck you got up there we did it we did it that's it it's to be appreciated i really appreciate it now not you really gave me a different appreciation for it yes i love you made a mark in this world you really fucking this is one of the best podcasts i've done in a long goddamn time you don't make me cry you fucking schooled me today i love it i am blown away i had tears in my eyes you made me think about my mom you really fucking hit it out of the park that was great you are a fucking star i appreciate you with all my fucking heart you know i would watch you and go wow she's

bringing something different to the table and now i know what it is you're bringing to the table you got a lot of heart man you got a lot of fucking heart Harlem filled your heart with fucking balls and toughness you're the real deal narduch oh my she can't be more already i love her too i haven't seen her in years she still have the pizza place you know i don't know i'm not clear i spoke to her about uh maybe three weeks ago i i didn't i forgot what she said i think i answered but i forgot what she said i forgot yeah they opened up a new one by my house before i moved from LA they had opened up a new pizza place by my house i'd gone to it once it was good you know it was their pizza good pizza yeah

yeah they opened one in studio city before i left so it was great um um how long is your podcast are we going too long no that's it we're done oh okay i'll call you now filming anymore no we're filming we're gonna end right now i love you to death i'm happy you came on today it was tremendous they're gonna fucking love you let these savages know where they could find you do you have any social media anything yes i just started following you koko and that's my niece's name shout out to koko they could find me i don't know i guess on on uh instagram twitter instagram capo narducci um that's it really i don't have anything fancy i've instagram no website no okay i love you narduch you should start one of these podcasts narducci

you're very good at this no i like i i i know you fucking just blew me away today so you're very good at this i don't get blown away too much you have some deep knowledge so i love you to death you have a new fan a bigger fan i was a fan already now i'm a bigger fucking fan because i got to look at your heart and what you're about so thank you very much for coming on today and let's stay in touch okay i'm gonna call you every week and be in touch with you and these guys know i keep in touch with people i don't fuck around when i love you i love you to death so i appreciate you taking the time to come on today kathryn i i got and i appreciate you and let me tell you you gotta get on i'm telling chris broncato we need joe's ideas on we'll do it i love you

stay black and stay in touch with me okay okay and thank you very very much for today you're a beautiful woman i love you to death thank you well family that's it stay in touch okay all right god bless you have a great week bye you too bye beautiful what's happening you bad motherfuckers i hope you enjoyed kathryn it was uh a great little ta ta ta you know she broke it down i have a hard time watching myself guys and i have a hard time listening to myself because i hate my voice and i hate what the fuck i look like look at look like but when i go to this premiere next wednesday i'm gonna take her advice and look at my eyes look at my face and pat myself on the back you know what it's time i did that anyway i've never

done that before in my life it's time to fucking smell the fucking roses and see what's going on i hope you enjoyed today's podcast it's from the bottom of my fucking heart like i do all of them some of them are good some of them are bad but the thing is we always motherfucking show up right mike we always fucking show up episode 97 three more to 100 are you fucking kidding me or 98 i'm you know i'm saying i'm a little off i'm a little fucking off but uh we're making it happen and we're doing it i'm happy you guys checked in today again i have no dates to give you or nothing like that the only thing i have for you is laughing gas like a motherfucker it came in and from what i'm hearing it's stronger than ever i haven't gotten my little fucking box

but uh friend of mine went down and he goes dog i bought it last time and i bought it this time and it's fucking smoking so uh today some kid hit me up on twitter and said i went the fucking la and i bought some and it's fucking tremendous i love it joey so it is what it is thank you and a strain is coming out in denver and it's coming out and fucking uh somewhere else i was told they're all fake guys so if somebody in denver tries to show you laughing gas it's a fugazi if somebody in san jose tries to sell you laughing gas it's a fugazi and if somebody in san diego it's a fugazi i'll let you know when that weed is available with the original bag so you can fucking save it okay you know i don't fuck with you motherfuckers and i love you at all my heart

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