Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #102 | DAVID CHASE | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

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proper response was to fucking crash the fucking car guys it was brutal brutal brutal brutal i don't know about you guys but oh my god she was going and i'm like driving trying to figure it out you know like when you freeze up and you can't press it it's like getting like you ever get your your finger stuck in something and you freeze up for like three minutes you don't know what to do you pull away and it hurts more you put i couldn't even figure out the radio i'm like get this fucking yoko ono off my fucking thing listen i don't have asians i just hate yoko ono i don't want people to say well you're making fun of no it's just yoko i ate chinese food yesterday you know me dog i gotta eat my shit every fucking week i got a chinese restaurant down the corner

i'm there twice a week if you think i'm fucking with your tremendous i get the three flavor shrimp holy shit with black bean sauce on some fucking rice i only eat a half a cup of rice my points plus the spikes up your fucking diabetes oh they're fucking tremendous i've always like chinese food i think that's the happiest i'm about is that i have chinese food at my disposal and if this restaurant down the block is closed walking distance the one fucking closer to my house is even better than this one they have different things that are good they're not like i like the pork fried rice over here i like the egg drop soup i like three flavors shrimp another place has tremendous shrimp eggfu young i mean fucking old school shrimp eggfu young

you put some sauce on that motherfucker it's all protein it's shrimp and egg you can't fucking lose your dick it's fucking harder than the rhythmic tick jack but i'm good i had a good weekend i had a good monday a good fucking tuesday acupuncture i'm back i'm back with the ac and you could tell that was the last of my many fucking things i hadn't done from la i'm back steady that was my fourth thing my fourth session i also went to jujitsu last week and i'm gonna join the class i'm gonna take another private or two and then maybe start going to the class because i'm out of fucking breathing shape i mean i'm in shape i've been lifting weights and jumping up and down and all that shit but uh i'm not in jujitsu shape but i'm happy i went thank you guys

for encouraging me to go a bunch of people were like when are you going back to jujitsu and i felt kind of fucking shitty about it but i just had fucking knee surgery you know i can't be jumping up and fucking down right now so i wanted it to get settled i'm still having a hard time riding the bike around the neighborhood but i ride the stationary bike and you know i'm okay for now i'm deadlifting i'm squatting you know so i just can't kneel you know so i can't give fucking blow jobs that sucks but what are you gonna fucking do how come chicks that give blow jobs don't get fucked up knees just fucking guys i can't kneel on them i had to put a brace and a fucking knee pad and the right knee hurt but you know what the more i go the more i'll get used to it and what not

fucking uh bet against the jets listen i don't have any betting uh knowledge for you guys i'm dumb when it comes to that i don't know who's pitching i don't know the quarterback of the team i gotta ask jimmy and his son his son gives me the bet because kids know about what's going on so if i'm gonna bet a football team or something i'll ask his kid this week i didn't know who to bet so i just bet against fucking the jets because listen they're terrible number one i mean that got awful the starting quarterback went down and number two they were playing denver in denver on the lords day everybody knows that's an automatic and shit four o'clock game shit that's when denver fucking thrives on a lords day on a sunday nice the sun was out no snow boom it was like 17

nothing at the half i was happy i only bet fucking 25 bucks but hey bitches 25 bucks is 25 bucks where i come from what did you went on sunday that's what i'm talking about i'm just trying to have a good time here today that's it it's all about having a good time smiling having some fun i was telling the people on the patreon podcast that sunday i went over to my friend's house and i had some fucking at the poomsas house jody pooms is one of the best fucking cooks ever my neighbor holy shit she made a bolognese sauce to make your asshole go like this you ever have your asshole just rattled like this you've ever been driving and your asshole just goes weep walk weep walk this bolognese was so fucking good and she made a loaf of fucking garlic bread i had so many fucking garlic clothes

on it i almost lost my mind when i bit into the first thing like breadcrumbs didn't fall off it was fucking garlic things just went all over but i love garlic because that's when i do my best work you understand me so i had the three pieces of garlic bread i had my little bolognese i relaxed a little while and i went over to jimmy's to watch the raiders against miami you know that jimmy florentine's a big miami fan so when the dolphins play i go over there and i support them i don't i'm not a fan anybody listen i'm a fan of the team i go to a game with a hat with a minus ten on it i i i don't have a favorite fucking team i just you know i i don't know what i'm doing with football so i'll go talk to them but sunday i went over there after i ate the fucking garlic and there

was a bunch of guys over there you know hanging out having a good time saying shit and one of the guys started farting like he was blowing these wet farts and i'm like what the fuck you know and i didn't smell him they i couldn't smell him at all i was like five six feet away from the dude so at one point i'm sitting i go oh i got a fart you know i didn't know what was gonna come out of my ass i didn't know the garlic had processed that fast i blew a fart guys that was so fucking bad and then about eight minutes later i blew another one that was so bad everybody was watching a game with their fucking nose covered that means i fucking won people going what the fuck is that i farted on the couch i got up like half hour later to go pee i peed i came back to the couch and

when i sat down the fart had gotten into the couch and it came right back out at me like you could res smell it again people like you farted again i'm like no the fart went into the couch and when i sat down it blew the air out and here's the beauty i went into the bathroom a half hour later and the bathroom still smelled like fucking garlic for me just walking in there after i farted it was tremendous fart listen those garlic farts they go into your fucking clothes that's when you know you did a good fucking job you understand me they were like what the fuck's going on i saw jimmy at the jimmy s they was like dog those are some great fucking farts he goes i went down at two hours later to get something and i could still smell the residue from it

garlic farts are always the fucking best i listen i i love it i love them because nobody knows they're coming out they were silent but deadly just how i fucking like them this is a big week for me you guys know what's going on this week uh it's a big week for fucking new jersey i'm really proud of uh this week i'm friday that many saints and newer comes out we've been talking about it for two years i promise you'll never hear about it fucking again after today unless you guys bring it up ask me a question or whatever i'm very proud of this fucking movie for certain fucking reasons you know i never thought i would ever work get to work with david chase and that had me a little bum not like i'm a no i just it was just like you know i'll never get to work with david chase you

know in 1998 i came back here at 99 i came back here to get in with global global is like an entertainment group that booked a bunch of rooms and shit i came in to get with global i came to get with i wanted to talk to some agents i wanted to talk to a couple of different films like i wanted to do something with law and order anyway so what you usually do is you tape a set you um you know put your reel on there like what movies you've been in and that's your fucking demo reel you know when people say to you do you have a demo reel i could finally say yes i didn't have anything on that this time in 98 i think i had like a few college films and maybe uh i didn't i never got the pilot from bronx county so i just had all these college films and my stand up you know and

you come and you drop more from an envelope with a headshot and a resume and a bio and and hope they call you you know so my buddy owned a tape duplication thing so i went to him early in the day and we duplicated a bunch of tapes and then afternoon i went out into the city to drop off tapes you know one of the places that my manager i had a manager at the time great guy he called me everything's like hey i got you this audition for the sopranos going and drop off the fucking tape well i got busy dropping off the other tapes at law and order and all these other shows i forget and i never made it to the sopranos and i go you know what gives a fuck i'm not a singer anyway you know i can't fucking sing i took the show as a singing show and then in 99 or 2000 i went to

do the Toyota comedy festival and uh it was a 10 o'clock show and i went up on stage and the next thing you know fucking uh one of the girls that worked for uh the cast and director was there and she asked me is Georgina walking senior and i go no and she goes well you're gonna see it tomorrow at 11 o'clock in the morning that's how fast it was i was just getting off the stage at midnight and she's like you're gonna see it tomorrow at 11 o'clock in the morning i go okay so i got that 11 o'clock in the morning i was supposed to be in Buffalo i'd let her know the truth and i'm waiting on the street and also the lady comes up to me she's like do me a favor go upstairs and leave a card with your name on it you'd be perfect for my show are you an actor and i go i'm gonna

stand up and i am perfect for your show i'm your 11 o'clock and she goes you're joey and i never forget we walked in we were talking i was nervous i was uh you know when you get nervous and you go for an audition you're gawky you say shit that you don't want to say so i always check myself not to get in fucking nervous or something but i remember on the elevator i said to her can i ask you a question are you really christopher walken's wife and she goes you up and i'm like holy shit i go can i tell you something i go and this was i took a chance saying this i go i think his best movie is at close range and she just looked at me and she's like you're right everybody thinks it's to dea hunter but i lean towards a close range you're right and we started talking and that

helped our relationship a little bit i went in i read i put it on tape and she told me she goes listen go back to acting class you know get tighten up your shit and i'll keep in touch with you and we did i kept in touch with over the years how you're doing joe jane i booked this but then opportunity knocked i booked a show a short film called the mezzos for fox it didn't pay but it was a great script i got to play a gay mobster and it was good of good quality so i took that tape and i sent it to joe jane and she called me within like a year and asked me to audition for pussy's brother i was working on spider-man too i put the audition on tape i booked it but there was a an issue somebody said i said something to somebody so they fired me before i could ever shoot

was i bummed i was a little bummed but by that time i had already gotten acting chops and i know that when you go to an audition just prepare yourself do the best you can and when you walk in fucking kick ass when you walk out you won't have any doubts i was already out or i had already had that mind set you know so when i didn't get it i didn't get it that's not you could do god didn't want me to have it and then two years ago somebody let me know that they were doing a prequel i auditioned and it was funny i still remember packing my bag for new york and going this is a great opportunity for me um everything happens for a reason in life i got to do this movie i got to work with david chase before i end my career so me getting fired in 2000 was like a godsend i wasn't really

ready i wasn't ready to shoot at that higher level and i knew that at least i was honest with myself and i knew that i wasn't ready in 2000 but i was ready like a motherfucker in 2019 so when i got the call to do this at first i was a little apprehensive i was had some doubts you know that's david chase i don't want to fuck up in front of david chase but you know what one of my dear friends tom popper talked me into it and here we are today september 29th i got a movie under my belt i got a great character and i did great i've seen the movie three times already and again because of kathleen narducci i did great i did great i belong there uh yeah i watched myself i looked at my timing everything was great uh i knew i was a gentleman on the set i knew i did everything i

was supposed to do and i gotta be honest with you i'm gonna pat myself on the back for you guys i'm very proud of myself and i'm very proud that you guys finally woke me up out of my fucking slumber and uh i'm looking at myself a little differently now yeah i'm proud of me too i'm proud of all you motherfuckers and now without further ado mr david motherfucking chase how are you david it's a masterpiece oh come on but well how are you i'm good good good good were you there on wednesday night no i was there i was there i see you no i was 10 feet from me and they told me to turn around and walk inside so i didn't know what was going on they said go in so me nick valolanga walked in and then you guys went and took a picture and i was like what'd you

make us go in for you know the whole yeah that's like it's been typical the typical of this movie that little details and things are screwed up but it was great it was data i was happy to be there on your big night our big night our big night they loved it but it was really your big night brother this is all about you i have a couple questions and i'll let you be i know that you've been getting beat up the last three weeks oh i haven't been getting beat up i'm just yeah i'm getting tired yeah you get there in interviews yeah it gets old so i understand i wanted to ask you a few questions it's not about the many saints it's just generalization and i'll let you go number one how much do you love new jersey uh well i my number one answer would have to be

i don't live there that's why you love it i could if i um my memories of new jersey are extremely positive extremely positive and i i i could live there very easily um right now we're living in california because of various illnesses in the family and stuff but i mean essex county i really i loved it a lot it was a great place to grow up let's put it that way yes i was uh eight miles from new york city and you hit the age of 18 where the drinking age was 18 and you drive in in new york city and sometimes we would just go come out of the tunnel go around the corner there was a port of rican deli by a huge bunch of six packs keep the car running get back in the car get back in

the tunnel and go back to jersey and take the beer back there have a party but also we did a lot of drinking in the city and the kids used to get killed on the way back uh all right well it was a great time really you know people always say to me these stories that you tell cannot be true about you growing up and it's they're all true i mean they're all i had a great childhood as a kid even though i didn't have parents you know new jersey filled the void italians filled the void for me yeah yeah and uh i never forgot it while i was shooting a movie i got so caught up in the whole jersey thing that i actually moved back yeah yeah i thought you were you were in philadelphia though too weren't you no i was in la i was in la when i shot the movie but i got a bunch of cookies from you from

philadelphia yes those are great cookies because a friend of mine is from philly and he sends me those cookies so i figured you'd like those italian cookies they were great they are great no i mean it was a long time ago and it was kind of country where i lived it was small town america like you'd see in the movies kind of country when i lived there some people had no there are no more cows but people had horses and you could buy corn and tomatoes at the local stand what was i saying to you um now by me i live in south jersey it's beautiful but it's very equestrian

i had no idea that new jersey was the number one state for horses my wife from tennessee and she's excited i'm sure you've read about it springs teens daughter wants an olympic prize yes equestrian yeah she went to the olympics or something so yeah it's very equestrian a lot of trees i mean i i grew up in north jersey in north bergen where it's a concrete jungle yeah and then to come down here where it's uh you know just it's beautiful trees dear my daughter saw a bear a couple weeks ago i mean it has just been uh it's a great morning yesterday they they were in the sopranos neighborhood and they saw a bear crossing the street through the window a little young bear that place were the did you ever did we ever no we never shot at the soprano house no well that

place was that's where i grew up right there in that town and it's now a development of kind of big houses that was a swim club that my wife's family belonged to called wild wood swim club is in the middle of the woods and all the patio furniture everything was like appellation style you know you could have you could have been in upstate new york and the pool was huge and there was nothing around the patrice and you know they had a soda fountain there where you could buy stuff it's all gone it's all houses now that's too bad but what are you gonna do question number two i had for you was these characters that you had in the show the tv show yeah where did you come up with these names and these characters i mean

you know from little from big pussy to they were just so they stood alone these characters the same kind of characters i grew up with in jersey you know it's the same kind of stand alone there was a lot of them but um let's see i mean tony the name soprano came from a kid i went to high school with who was also the cousin of my father's business partner an adult version uh his name was soprano pussy i was told that by a detective who worked for we what do we call him the state police in jersey troopers troopers yeah he was a detective who worked for the troopers and i've read about them since the um

um their name was what the hell was their name but anyway they were brothers it was john he was big pussy and then there was his brother little pussy and they got the name because they were um uh cat burglars they just sneak into people's houses and steal so that's where they got that name i mean it was before people i think it was before people knew that pussy was not a not Canadian i didn't talk the light word you know now while you were writing on hill street blues and all that stuff i never wrote on those oh you never wrote on how long did you have this vision in your head of this show oh uh

not long um i was writing those other shows and i switched my deal ran out wherever it was universal and my whole career was based on i would get a tv development deal so in other words for two years your salary was paid and you could do anything you want to you were supposed to be developing tv shows so i would have to do that at the same time as i was trying to write movies uh which they didn't care about at all um but if i had made one of those movies which then every day they would have owned it but um so i was going back and forth on those deals for a long time and they were they were really good to help get me into the movie business but it never worked

it never worked but i wrote a lot of those things rockford files police woman coal check the night stalker i just i forget them all these are all the kids these are all the shows i watch as a kid really the night stalker yeah yeah yeah the night stalker was did you get scared yes i know to us i'm banking the show it wasn't scary at all and darryl mcgavin became kind of an asshole and he wanted to run the whole show and my friend paul who was the producer who had brought me along i was like my second job argued with him and he was replaced he was replaced and gotten rid of sort of the same time it was mutual and they brought in this new guy i stayed the whole season and it was just you know it was

and it got sillier and sillier and sillier that this is one guy would go out and search these monsters every week it was really ridiculous you know why was this just that the original movie had been great that he was a crime reporter in less vegas and showgirls was being murdered in vegas and nobody thought it was a vampire he and he began to think that it was because of reading and and it was it was a vampire and uh so after that they did another one another movie about i don't know what it was about and then they did the show with a monster a week and we had to make up monsters we didn't have enough it was it was fun i'll tell you darryl was a pain in the ass but it was fun

and we had a big argument you know it was a seven day show it was an hour show we used to shoot in seven days holy shit and a lot of it had to be it was supposed to be at night and night shooting as you know is very costly and more difficult and they wanted so the new producer came in and he said now listen who says that a vampire can't go out in the daytime because they wanted to shoot in the daytime and i said you know i was just against it no that's not what vampires do well i know that's what they say but who says there can't be a special vampire that goes out in the daytime and i wanted to write a book called vampire logic which would explain everything from the vampire's point of view but i never did but it we used to have these fights all the time

it was really cheap and so it wasn't to me it was never scary although i was a scaredy cat kid i loved monster stories i like them to an extent i really like them one of the guys who worked on the show was a guy named michael kozel who later co-created hill street blues and he was very funny i mean we just we had you know we were brought up guys in our 20s making fun of that stuff while we were doing that was great david last night while we were doing the screening i thought about something that somebody had said they had a somebody was asking a question and he said that he thought it was one of the funniest

shows he had ever seen now you and i both know that when you wrote the show when you look at the listings it says a drama you know it's a drama how did you make this show so effing funny because i laughed my ass off and it's tough to make me laugh so do i i watched the old ones i think this is funny hilarious it had to be that way it just i think everybody who was on the show had talent for delivering that kind of thing um jim was good at it jim understood it he had some failings at the economy but i don't know they just seemed fun they just seemed funny to me i mean that was done like sort of the years kind of the end of the mob you know um they're getting put in jail a lot you know drugs had really put a dent in them because selling and doing drugs because

there was those new rules i forget what they were called but the older wise guys if they stole some money they could do five years in jail that wasn't you know a problem i mean it's a problem but they could do it but the new rules were drug offense federal prison 35 years i know those guys couldn't take it and still do it right out their friends and that's how we're starting to fall apart because i mean there i i always say this to people i think the uh when you did the uh whatever for christopher from ultisante when he was doing drugs the uh intervention i think that is one of the funniest things that ever hit tv that's my personal opinion not because you're in the room i'm telling you this that i have thought of this over and over that is my favorite all-time

scene on the sopranos well all that intervention when he calls his mother a whore and all that i'm dying a laughter i'm dying fuck you silvio you fuck all the whores over there and his wife and just it was and then all of a sudden they're fighting and they're kicking each other it was an intervention right it was supposed to be an intervention you know even though you're a drama writer i gotta tell you i learned from you watching the show as a comic well you know but the thing is i was supposed to be a drama writer those are called by the tv academy those are our shows are called dramas um and from the beginning from the nice talker there was a lot of humor in i don't know if you've got if you've gone back and looked at it there's a lot of stupid silly humor

cartoonish so i got some of my chops there the rocker files had a lot of humor in smarter or witty not so goofy but had a lot of humor so i was really by the time i arrived at sopranos that's what i knew how to do was to write action or drama shows or whatever kind of show and also put a lot of humor in it and i always felt that you know in my real life i used to see funny things happen at the worst time we've all seen it um you know um and i couldn't get enough of it i love doing it you know it seems like you have comedic influences and i would have to say because i love them also it would be your your writing is in the bob newhart realm i love bob newhart that dude has always made me laugh his deadpan delivery but when i see your writing

the type of non-jokes that you write because they're non-jokes that and uh i laugh my ass off even in this movie last night there was a couple things that a couple lines a couple things that you did that were just brilliant you know is the italian girl when she says mother fuck i almost died oh yeah right i almost even there was little things like i would never as a comic think that was funny you hit the fucking nail with the head situation you know it's situation comedy really it's uh it's inter it's interpersonal comedy i mean it's a stand-up comic you're only talking to yourself right you got to come up with ways you can ways to say well this guy told me whatever but you know comedy and drama on a stage or it's all about conflict

it's all about one person believing one thing the other person believing another and they argue and they fight whether it's a pleasant fight uh bad fight it's always funny for some reason and you hit it on the when like simple things like even when in the series when the kids when tony went out to see what uh janice and his father were doing and there was a card game you know the card game breaks up and all of a sudden you show a clown getting arrested how fucking funny is that right right a clown is getting arrested what did a clown do what can a clown possibly do to get arrested the clown was actually the guy who made his living doing clown work at birthday parties and he was obviously a degenerate gambler and he was

down there you know earning right he's probably the same but you know what oh my god it's almost two o'clock i gotta get out of here okay one more hand yeah no it's uh it was uh your comedy is great before the surprise before the first episode hit did you think it would ever become what it did no not at all in fact i used to tell my wife we got picked up for 13 episodes so we made the pilot so that left 12 to do i used to tell her i'd say this thing's never gonna go anywhere i said there's all the mob people have had it it's just it's tiring but i guess what we did was different enough it was real it was real kind of like you know kafon means right it was like kind of kafon comedy it wasn't they weren't wasn't um corallel needs with ties and all like you know

somber shit it was i mean i was believing that was great it was kind of low life middle lower middle class working class i think a lot of people related to that i think people could say oh my cousin eddie is like that oh my cousin frankie they say he's you know involved in that no i loved every bit of it i sucked it all in i was in new york dropping off tapes and my agent called and said drop off a tape and uh georgean walken's office for the sopranos and i was like i can't fucking sing and i didn't drop it off i never dropped it off and i'm in cleveland i don't know a year later and this show comes on and i'm blown the hell away i caught it from the last half hour and i went home and i asked my friends have you seen this soprano show i was

supposed to read for it right and uh it blew my goddamn mind so well it's great having you you were a great presence on that show i one of my favorite things is your is you talking to joe demaggio i love i love that and you know he did have the guys who ran north the borgiardo family they had a big mansion richie borgiardo had they were um they were the new jersey crew of uh the genovese family i believe and he had a big mansion up in limestone and that was all true and george raft used to hang out there and demaggio so that was all based on truth so see and whenever it's based on real stuff it helps i think well i knew that you had a base this on something something that you saw growing up in your everyday life and you really

captured i mean stuff that i would forget all the catholicism you know the wakes i've been here a year i've been to three fucking wakes for 23 years that for 30 years i didn't go to a wake i've been here a year i've been to three wakes already you know i've got invited i got involved with a lot of them through the show because people you know it was a large group of people people would die or their relatives would die tony serrico's mother died we had to go to the wake and his his brother who was a priest we gave i don't know what you call the eulogy or something and he said we must believe for us to understand that i was inside that body for nine months

jesus oh david i want to thank you that's what i mean it's crazy crazy it really is crazy and no but i knew that you had written this off your experiences growing up in your i had my best friend owns a funeral paul david who does my best friend till today we grew up together you know how many bodies i went to pick up with them really oh my god how many joints i dipped them from out of the hide you know who oh my god you have no idea you know we would just so when you would have all the wakes and i was like this guy has hit new jersey on the head you just hit everything on the head so yeah warren's again i was interested in you know you're interested in wakes and stuff like

that spooky stuff what goes on back there and i used to like thinking about it my father told me when he was young he was working with my grandfather on a funeral home in bitsburg i believe and he fell asleep down in the room with the bodies and he woke up and what the body sat up because you know the gas inside the body makes it move and he completely freaked out and you know i just love i love those kind of stories i've been his friend for 45 years and he still hasn't told me what they do in the embalming room really because they have to take an oath in the movie it says that tommy is trying to sneak into where they do the bodies he said he's trying to snuck in to see what they do the bodies i was

laughing when he said that david i want to thank you for everything i want to thank you for what you did for new jersey i want to thank you for the best show of all time uh well thank you thank you for putting in a great movie i hope we can do some more and if there's a show i hope we can do something else me too is nicole around but she has you want me to call it yeah nicole did you come in here joey wants to talk to you i'm not actually going to be on this podcast she doesn't want to be just want to be yes come on i want to say hi to you but i want to say hi to you and i want to thank david and you and i want to tell david that you're the best producer ever you kept us together like glue you were great to work with we had some great nights together it took me six months to

get over the experience i was heartbroken it was great i didn't care about the long night i love all that stuff so and i'm really proud to be in this project this is a great project great so i want to thank you a lot to you bro a lot to it oh you get you were great david i learned a lot on this so thank you and thank you for uh reigniting my love for new jersey and making me move back here it's been great yes i'm here i love you guys how to go last night in l.a very good good it's a different crowd yes but it went well he got to hang out with frankee valeder yes frankee came i think that's pretty cool yeah he lives in calabasas that's right yeah that was how's he doing he looks great he's kind of really 80 something 85 85 yeah i don't know i think

so maybe can i get older and he looks about 65 doesn't it yeah no he really didn't look very good he looked great and he's still touring a beautiful suit on yeah good but i love you guys good luck on friday thank you we're gonna kill it you know and i'll talk to you guys soon thank you very much for coming on today okay stay black love you bye bye bye bye all right you bad motherfuckers i hope you enjoyed my little tay tay tay with david chase listen guys he had been beat up for the last two weeks he's been doing press three weeks he's been working on this movie for two fucking years and i know this so i didn't want to bust his balls i didn't want to ask him the same question that he's been getting asked for the same you know people asked you the same questions the last two

weeks so i wanted to switch it up a little bit you know uh i'm happy you enjoyed it i enjoyed speaking to him i enjoyed being in this movie and i enjoyed being a part of this and it's for the first time in my life i feel like there is a real feather in my cap i really did something i got a medal for doing this and i'm very proud there's a reflection of my wife my daughter and the person who i became i love this movie so much this movie got to me so much that it made me move back there was only one place i could live when this movie came out and it was motherfucking new jersey this is my home i appreciate rogan for offering me a home in texas and all my other friends who wanted me to go to mississippi and colorado and whatnot it was time for me to go home there's

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