Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 10/31/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #24

Episode Date: November 2, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about the recent tragedy on the East Coast and what it means for Obama. And Joey's friend Loubs calls in with the update from North Bergen.  Finally, Lee's most uncomfortable moment in life caught on tape. Words cannot describe what takes place. Streamed live on 10/31/2012

oh shit oh shit it's Wednesday happy Halloween the church of what's happening now blast that leak oh shit little heck of a ball straight 1970 Willie Cologne listen to this motherfucker oh shit little shout out for the Puerto Ricans in New York right now buried up there in the Bronx and all points north I love you motherfuckers what's happening Lee not much but here it's Wednesday happy Halloween the church of what's happening now let me tell you something as usual it's a beautiful motherfucking day to be alive here beautiful my heart goes out to the people in Jersey and New York and North

Carolina and Virginia and everybody who got affected from this you know I'm sitting there watching TV and I'm watching the streets where I fucking grew up a little fairy I used to go out there to get hot dogs and you know they're showing low Manhattan that's why he's to go get my valium's and shit like that back in the day and you know it's all flooded and it's a fucking nightmare you gotta think that 30 40 years from now a fucking storm that'll come and wipe that shit out but I'll tell you what the sad thing is about this we're next oh you think so oh fuck yeah California is due for something an earthquake something

you know so I hadn't felt one up until like a couple months ago and I felt my first one finally it wasn't that bad but it freaked me out for a second then if there was a big earthquake I'd be gone I move back the next day if I if I survived it you ain't going nowhere Lee a fucking generator you have to jump in Jackson your fucking apartment until they fucking clean up the trees and stuff and that's it you're gonna fucking go to back the ball what are you gonna do in Boston what are you gonna do you're gonna exchange fucking twitters with this chick now you gotta show you a little titties what what is wrong with you I

said go for the monkey there's a reason it's a psychological fucking twist but we'll get to that later we're gonna fill you in on details we're gonna have a party for Christmas fart and Lee's face party and we'll break that down for you we're breaking it down last night Lee was having a heart attack on the phone so for the end of the year we're gonna do a special thing for you the church when I get together before Lee goes to Boston get a couple broads here to fucking fart in his face I got the whole plan he loves it he called me at work last night telling me this and I've never heard him laugh so hard because you have no

idea you dread this stuff but we can't open this but this right now we got shit to talk about I got shit to talk about it's Wednesday it's a beautiful day to be alive I'm gonna have my buddy Jimmy little little loops call up with the North Bergen report and let you know what's going on the streets of North Bergen he called me yesterday he was telling me it was kind of sad even growing up there you know a lot of people know this I came from the second hilliest town in New Jersey when we were fucking kids and it would rain the cemetery graves would wash up the bottom of 46th Street he'll be a little

fucking skeletons and shit I can't even imagine what it's like now I can't even imagine the bottom of those hills but the mayor from my hometown was on CNN the other day talking shit so who gives a fuck the lights went hey listen it's a disaster for the whole east coast of my heart goes out to you they can't even get they don't even have fucking stick them they can't even get stick them right now they're trying to get the subway the subways are packed oh that's the water like up until the platforms that's crazy to see and fucking Atlantic City's done yeah I wrote a tweet Atlantic City's done finally I love Atlantic City but it

needed to get cleaned up needed to get modernized so I'm just helping seaside is fucked up you know I grew up on seaside I grew up in seaside heights I was down every fucking summer since God knows when that's where you go that's where your parents take you long beach island LBI you know fuck I mean it's just it really is it just does something but anyway fucking set sons of anarchy the plot is thickening Gemma was getting high they call one off the fucking thing with the kids but the plot sticking you know clay is just a fucking shithead but I gotta watch it again this morning because what happens is on

Tuesdays it's my acupuncture day I go to the store get a little edible pool and next you know I'm watching this shit I don't even know what the fuck's going on till after it finishes but I know the plot is thickening and shit poor fucking chug Zito yeah sure that's only Tuesdays for you what's up that's only Tuesdays yeah but I like it I'm twos this because I'm busy at the end of the week so I gotta get my shit my groove on like Stella on Monday or Tuesday you know I'm saying you gotta live like Stella you gotta get your fucking groove on you know what else is my guy going on today I got a couple things I want to

talk to you about and I'll tell you what for you people into politics and voting see it's like gambling all right you can look at the teams and the quarterbacks and the strategies and that number three on offense and you can't figure out shit people still lose to get the betting reports same things going on with politics you guys sit there and you listen to what these momos are saying the same thing that these momos have been saying for the last 40 years as I came from Cuba nothing ever changed and nothing ever happens so after a while you just become tolerant to it so you're watching all this shit yeah

well listen I'm watching about this hurricane coming in and I'm thinking of myself Obama's probably jumping up and fucking down why would he say that because let me tell you something this is what the country's looking at to see how president reacts you know we got zero marks with fucking when that when the storm hit New Orleans okay they say the system fucking failed let's see if it fails for this everybody's watching you know that's why Governor Christie when the interview last night I can talk 2020 whatever he was talking about CNN he was talking about how you know we're gonna start rebuilding next fucking week

he was just a latin the president know how we're fucking doing this we're starting to rebuild today it was a day of sorrow and tomorrow we're gonna start fucking rebuilding this motherfucking this week we're gonna go for it so right now today like last night he flew in he was hanging out with white people Obama singing Bruce Springsteen songs jumping up and down they were all clapping you know born in the USA you know the whole fucking deal they're having fun they got together if if Obama is in Jersey today and he starts shoving our fucking 20s all over his 20s Jersey in New York it's over it's over you think so yeah

because that's what they're looking at supposedly Romney said shit about FEMA and all this stuff well now we're gonna fucking see we're gonna see if I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about I just read little articles here and there in the paper but yesterday was funny because when I saw that that's the first thing I said to my wife that this whole country's watching now to see how this guy reacts this guy saves a fucking little town and starts jumping up on channel fucking for Obama you were a little Romney motherfuckers are done it's over pack your shit get your little tambourines and go back to Utah

where the fuck he's from Boston up there I don't fucking give a fuck yeah we're gonna see how he reacts to this this is gonna be great this week yeah it's interesting you say that cuz I don't know if you watch 30 Rock anymore but there's a line that Tracy Jordan had in the last one about in an election because he said he was talking to someone he's like I've done comedy all over this country so that no one knows a country better than I do so I mean you probably know what people are looking for cuz you've been no I don't know what society is looking for they failed last time they failed when New Orleans got

hit people black people are floating for fucking a week they never wanted this to happen again that's why they've been so precautionist about both hurricanes that have comes to set this they're gonna watch how the president reacts to this this is gonna be the real deal today you should see the president TV all day with galoshes on that's what the president should do if he wants to win he should go down there all they gotta do is show the president with a board in his hand jumping up and down with Bruce Springsteen and fucking you know get us some other chick singing songs and shit it's over it's over get some chick from

Jersey barefoot with a fucking guitar watch they don't show a picture him hugging snookies baby or something it's over it's over Romney and I don't care I can't vote I know that both fucking ways it's a disaster no matter how we cut it yeah so I don't give a fuck but it's happy Halloween what are you gonna dress up as little cock sucker look at you be a little Mortimer brown hairdo today I'm going as a flying june are you really know what is a flying you consistent cuz my man Einstein at 10th Planet Culver City yeah it's going as Jew Jitsu he had to pick up the ghee with the fucking star at David on it that's a very long

beard you know you know how people do be juice go crazy on Jews don't like Halloween I don't know how the wings made out of money or something Jews don't like Halloween only buying candy for little fucking black kids that's just the way that people knocking on my door they want candies I don't need this shit I could be spending this shit on fucking bagels now let me ask you something I just cuz I was thinking when you said that I was thinking Jews probably wouldn't like UNICEF did you guys do anything with UNICEF because I would imagine that would be the way you walk around with a box and you get

coins did they have that when you were a kid no did you have to do that when I was a kid yeah you walk around and get candy and change for kids in Africa so there's a fuck UNICEF I assumed you would have stolen that you stole fucking from UNICEF what's the matter with you I got class I stole from some blind kids once in a glass at Carvel I was like $3 to get into the city and I fucking took the jar I was a Carvel was like supposed to run the corner from Eddie Murphy's gas station in Fort Lee, New Jersey that Anderson Avenue when I was in there getting an ice cream cone there was a

little jar some kid with a fucking playing the drum with a missing hoof it's like don't I took the fucking jar with $3 in it I've never forgiven me so since but it's funny that San Francisco won you know the World Series yeah I was on the phone my uncle and he told me he's like dogs never just gonna beat him they're this scrappy team he goes Detroit's a thousand dollar suit that's perfect he goes San Francisco's a thousand dollar suit with patches in it he goes they're gonna take him down but it's funny how they want I was thinking about something which I've never really discussed you know you always talk about

being bored okay life you know my whole life struggled and what we made the documentary about was getting out of North Bergen and I finally left North Bergen I was robbing these gas stations with Georgie and I was I was living like a fucking no man and I had 18 grand I got the settlement I got 18 grand I took 10 and I put the bank in Boulder and I got a grand and I played with it and I didn't have to do nothing Lee I was bored I was 24 years old I just moved to Boulder and here I am bored with money all I had to do it was wake up every day go get Chinese food get some weed and I was working out of the gym on the

hill I was having a great time after a monthly I'm bored yeah and here I got the money to cover me and I started going out getting credit cards sent down using them and the cop finally put it together and they came and they wanted me to confess and I took it this girl I was dating at the time we went to San Francisco and we lived at the Virginia Hotel which is now a hostel down the line okay in 1985 I lived in the fucking tenderloin that's like living in hell in 85 was surrounded by black and fucking crazy people nothing give a fuck I was young so I'm living in San Francisco I'm hiding out and I find you

know my mother died in 79 and in 79 after she died the Cubans got into the country okay and now for five years I had been hanging out with everything anything but Cubans oh so in San Francisco in 85 like I don't know I went to the corner one day and I realized that there was a lot of Cuban refugees this area down the tenderloin these two blocks are run by Cuban refugees I know that it was amazing I mean I got in touch with myself again because I was lost you know that was fucking crazy but I hooked up with these guys and it was sad because these guys were engineers and lawyers in Cuba but they were

political prisoners that had been thrown in jail and then when Castro opened up the gates in 79 they flooded them and they went to Minnesota first and they ended up in San Francisco okay but now that we're in San Francisco and they were fucking living like sons of anarchy they were moving coke weed heroin guns Cuban bitches and they control these two blocks I'm not kidding you they control these two blocks and they were very nice I got to talk to them and there was one guy he was an old man they called the budo he had white hair budo means pure you're the pureness of the family you know oh wow and I became

friends with him and they liked me these there was like four or five of them that were gangsters and they really liked me and I like that and I was useful to them because I spoke English so they would tell me come on down every day now in those days I used to dress up in those days I used to dress tight because I wanted to look good so when I went out and I robbed you you couldn't tell it was even me who robbed you know I would go into buildings and hawk fucking you know fucking deposits like banks you mean like a suit oh yeah I would dress up in suits or really nice shirts with shoes and pants and I would hang out down there

and these guys used to give me their overflow like some days I sold nickel bags for them some days I cashed in travelers checks up in Japan City up there in San Francisco some days they got jewelry and I would take it to jewelry stores and get 10 20% off the time never told nobody about this no I never heard this so the one guy's name was bamboo he was a very dear friend of mine it was weird that he was an engineer in Cuba and bamboo see went out in the mornings at seven and he fucking stayed out till 10 selling weed everyone like I said at the time I was doing a little bit I wasn't doing blow I was smoking weed and I had

this girlfriend and that bamboo see was my kind of like street guy you know I reported to bamboo see and I reported to Pudo and every day and I was making thousands with these guys and I had 10,000 a bank and Boulder and I had eight grand I was playing with but I held on to those eight grand tight and I was just rolling on the street with the street money I was making I would make a buck 40 here 300 you know 800 off the travelers checks so to make a long story short one that they come to me they go listen you got a piece at the time I had this old fucking 38 you know and I was and I was infatuated with

weapons at the time and I had this gun and they called me and they said hey we need for you to bodyguard one of our friends for the weekend you know I go okay and the guy came up by they said go to hotel go to the Hilton across from where I was staying there was a Hilton there was a hotel California restaurant there a couple different hotels it's all different now and I went over there and I get to the fucking hotel room that's this Cuban guy that's like a gangster really handsome at the time he looked like Manny from the Scarface okay he was married with kids but his freak was his fucking mental block which which is a

big mental block of the guys that went to jail in Cuba was he liked men he liked to smack the shit out of men that dressed up as women so these guys weren't transsexuals yet they didn't have a pussy they were men okay fill their bra with paperwork and they do you know fucking makeup and there were women you know women you see on Santa Monica and and you know like I think Santa Monica and like Lebran like transvestites Santa Monica and Vine are fucking the full deal they went to the farm and got the dick cut off and hanging out with Chas Bono on the weekend playing the drums so anyways so I get to this apartment I get

to this hotel this guy said come in my name is whatever real good looking guy and also all these guys dressed up as women start coming out of this room and he's like this is Sonia this is Lucy and I'm like that's fucking Carlos and that's Jose you know who the fuck are you kids so do you like to have sex with them or like did you yeah he likes sex with them and he would have one main one that he would smack the fuck out of and she would cry in public it was crazy and then he had a parade of other ones that he would tell him to suck his dick and they were like Coke Meals fan what he would do is he would get him out of

Miami to send and he would pack them all up to get sent coke to San Francisco so now I mean this is fucking crazy I was just thinking about this shit and I forget what the guy's name was I know they got a hook me up with him was Bambusi so you know I would have to go guard these guys at night I have to go up there like an 11 o'clock at night and they'd have coke they do cocaine I couldn't do coke then I would just stand out in the hall and he would smack the fuck out of the main every night he smacked the one gay guy and smacked them and she would she would yell no poppy no poppy he was crazy this was

craziness and I couldn't say I would tell the guys what the fuck that you involved me and they would giggle guy was paying me probably 400 a day 500 cash a day so there are guys who go to jail and they get into guys when they're there but when they get out they just they don't go back no the guys that go to jail while they get jail they get a guy and they say from now on you're gonna be my fucking girlfriend in the Cuban Jails especially when there's violence is you know the main thing I mean the Cuban Jails no morrow they have this big room and there's a hole in the middle and you walk around naked that's

where you piss and shit so every time you shit there's naked men watching you they break you down to the 20th degree you know a jail in the United States in the jail from Cuba is two different situations the United States they give you a blanket in the suit in Cuba you gotta fight for that fucking shirt and at night at that temperature drops that shit gets cold out there like a motherfucker and here you are in a jail from the 16th fucking century so it's a struggle but what they do is they got a guy they go you're gonna be my bitch and they make them put makeup on and lipstick and wigs and they make them get

abroad fill them up and that's what they do but it's hysterical the guys play along like they're like I poppy don't hit me and he smacks and there was no 911 there was no domestic violence but the funny thing was that they the reason why I lost my job with this guy is he had a Colombian buddy that would stash the blow for him and I found out where it was and in those days I was crazy I think I told you the story I went over there and I got the key to the room and I busted the fucking thing down even though I had the key for some stupid reason I went in there was two bags there was a bag with blowing it and

there was a there was an American cash in it and there was another bag with a ton of Colombian money tons tons packed packed to the top a little American cash in it so me being the asshole that I am I left the coke because I didn't want to put it back on a plane I didn't know how to take it I was just stupid I wasn't thinking I took the bag with the Colombian money and I took that back to my hotel room and I counted it and it was like three million fucking Colombians it was maybe 10,000 American so I get on the phone with my friends with lubes and all these guys on my door I got three million fucking Colombians I will be

on the plane back tomorrow morning what I'm gonna do is go to the bank place where you cash in your money and right from there I'm not even packing I'm getting a fucking cab to say SFO and I'm flying right to Newark for the party of the fucking decade on me so you see you stole from the Colombian mob or whatever the fuck it is the Colombian mob was just three fucking guys dressed up like Puerto Rico's Colombian knows that's what is this discovery the Colombian mob this is fucking two guys trying to make a living so I go into that room and I fucking take the wrong bag so I go back to my hotel room and they're looking for

me like they know that they think it was me and the next I lay low and I call this big fucking black dude I know Bambusi knows not tell him to meet me at the hotel at nine in the morning we're gonna go make a big delivery and I call my buddies and I tell them to listen I'm going to cash this money and as soon as I cash it I'm going right to the fucking airport and I'm flying back to North Bergen we're gonna have the party of a decade it's probably September of 85 I have left in June of 85 I was ready homesick I was ready to go home and lose my mind and the next day I get up early in the morning I do my jumping jacks I

eat a nice breakfast I got like $3 I promise the black dude 10 G's I'm a big shot in my mind the fucking thing opens at 9 I get that 855 when you go to excuse me transfer money yeah so say you have money from Israel and you want to cash it in you know you go and they have a denomination they put in the calculator they I had so much fucking Colombian cash they couldn't even fit it under the hose a guard had come on I had to hand them the fucking baggie with all the Colombian mother this is how fucking crazy this was and that wouldn't like set off a bell like no nobody gives a fuck only the only on CSI Miami when

I'm making 10 points on your 3 million nobody cares okay so you did looking at the paperwork looking at numbers from oh my god so you're watching too much television Lee so he looks at it he rings up there they're ringing it up for fucking an hour Lee count 20s and they look me straight in the face they're like it's gonna be like $340 American I was fucking heartbroken I robbed that money they're looking for me I thought I had millions of Colombian money and it was like 300 fucking dollars I had to give the black guy 200 the bodyguard I was already minus two huh so you have no fucking idea so for some reason I was

just thinking of that last night with the fucking guy with the six gay guys it was Lee it was crazy dog and he never asked me like do you want to get your dick sucked you want to play the Bondos with these guys and put on a cable he just you know I kept to myself outside this fucking hotel room so this is laying low for you from that was laying low in 85 well I was trying to I was trying to break into the fucking criminal business because I was born like you are I thought I was bored you know that's why I was thinking about the story I was like yeah I got this money I should be out slinging dick I should be

out robbing people but that was one of my San Francisco was deep for me bro those are three or four months that was that's what I was doing I was carrying a gun I was selling travels checks you know I never rode nobody in San Francisco that was fucked up I had a little job bartending that cuckoo's nest up on hate Ashbury I don't fuck around Lee I don't fuck around Jesus and so how like I understand that you like you found out they were Cuban but how do you go from hey you're Cuban too I'm gonna start bodyguarding the head boss or whatever guys that was just happens that's just happens bro I just started going down

and I started talking to people and then after a while they would say listen man in 85 I would buy so many nickel bags in 178th and Amsterdam those are Cuban refugees too that when they asked them to us and what it what I need to do here to get a part of the collective they go you got some nickel bags for us I said all right they would give you like fucking 25 nickel bags okay five dollars that's 200 and that's a hundred and twenty five hours and they would let you keep 25 hours of that so you would have to sell four 500 600 nickel bags in Harlem to make any type of money like 120 if you sold 500 nickel bags as a

street dealer for those fucking guys you make 125 hours in those days that's all day that's a 15 fucking hour day and it's a nickel bag like a gram like I don't know I was there bro those denominations don't even exist anymore I didn't know if it was like one or something you couldn't buy a nickel bag today of your life it's 2018 dollars for a gram you know what's a fucking nickel bag is half of that yeah you see three joints out of a nickel bag of brown weed or something like that okay Lee Lee motherfucking Leland in the house what time you got Lee I got my man Lou be called up with the report what's going

on Lee what else has happened I want to give out some shout outs before I forget there's some great fucking people shout out alert rich Lamos Lance Johnson Rob McKenzie Lewis by Farhad Ali or me says I don't like fucking Arabs there's my Farhad Ali I'm with the Jews I'm with the Arabs and my girl and be leaf girl up in Canada she invited me to a fucking football game of math that take Lee over there to Miami against New England that's how he wrote she's great I thought she was coming by herself so I could squeeze her titties then she throws the fucking husband in there how you gonna act leave your fucking rims ain't clean

cock sucker you bad to the bone Jew what else is going on your life Lee well since you told the entire world I'm seeing that girl when I go back and so for the past week I've been eating like super healthy like I have eaten like I haven't had any fast food or I've been eating really healthy and I'm fucking hungry oh yeah it's tough stop you know what man I tell you what might help I'm like give you some protein powder because you think that I'll fill you up well I tell you what man you're trying to get off you're trying to lose weight you know if you replay all fucking slim pass this is a mere replacement with a lot of

fiber that you shit blood for three months but you're not gonna live like that forever you're not gonna live on slim fashions when you go to Boston you got your girl you're gonna have to spend late lobsters and shit there's no shrimp fast after you eat that monkey you're gonna be laying out the bed she's gonna feed your grapes like fucking Julius Caesar with your little dark shadows head do but anyway you know I've been I use meal replacement so I'm that sent this bunch of stuff you know Joe told me about the protein shake that's tremendous I don't know what the grams of protein on it I'm it's got some great

stuff if you're fat buck by the way you get the mood enhancer to help you with your mood cuz you're hungry okay then you get the fucking bone and stone the glusamine and everything for your joints because when you're a fat buck let me tell you something who they expect you to go to a Y and run or ride a bike let me tell you something you're fat fuck when you're over 300 pounds your joints hurt especially when you first start to work out first couple days man your joints are gonna hurt you're gonna go you know I can't go back my joints are that's why you want to do little stuff that is not high whatever you're high

intensity like a pool that's not a city going to pool fat man alert fat man alert you're seven fucking weeks from the holidays if you don't lift your metabolism now by December 18th you asked I was gonna blow and your head's gonna blow from how fat you are so you gotta get on the bike right now fat man alert every fuck three four times this week you start with five minutes of fucking day on the bicycle or you go for a walk I just read a research out of fucking career if you're fat fuck I'm serious I read all this stuff about how it was on Twitter and I find I can click and click it took me all the

way back to fucking career to the doon-hoon coon fucking clan though I'm just fucking around but seriously they did a study in Korea about 30 minutes a day it lowers your cortisol and it gets your heart in shape you know raises your metabolism 30 minutes a day of walking and they say you can break it up into three fucking segments so that means you can walk around your block for 10 minutes go upstairs eat a cheeseburger walk around your block for 10 minutes go upstairs eat a fucking salad and walk around your block and eat an apple and I said that making it easier for you guys so man fat man alert fat

man alert seven weeks to fucking holidays you got to start now because if not by the time fucking Thanksgiving comes you're gonna be 80 fucking pounds I'm not talking about you but you know I know I know you're doing jumping jacks you're trying to do the best you can but you're still not getting to the heart with this chick I'm telling you they're gonna get you in the hotel room they got three black guys and fucking some part of Boston they're gonna finger fuck you then they're gonna fuck you and you're gonna be thinking about Joey that's why it's a system you're going for the monkey you like send me a picture your

titties what's that gonna do I don't grill up the corner for three hours to show you fucking titties all day long that's not the problem you want to get the fucking picture the monkey you how old is she 21 with what are you kidding me that thing it pictures beautifully it's not like you're 40 and the fucking limbs hanging off and the noodles going the other way it's 20 tell her take a picture and send it and you're in for sure but she's got to put a part of commitment I can't have my boy Lee run around Boston the all you need is a girl to get their hands on you now when she sucks your little dick and sniffs your

balls you're done you'll be given every dollar in your fucking little Jew bank account it's all over you'll be coming back like a fucking money rabbit is when your pockets hanging out all broke crying and shit get it together you gotta invest you got a bunch of bitches hit you up online you're like a sweet daddy pimp you like would you know who the fucking power that Lisa had has from Israel direct I think you know more than I do but this is what I'm trying to say to you because you're sitting there all shy your face is already like I gotta light a cigarette off your I'm sure you can even

fucking know leave we're gonna I'm telling you right now what we're gonna do is this all right people listen we're gonna get up on location here in LA I'm gonna charge 25 bucks at the door I'm not gonna make a dime 20 of it we're gonna get let's say we get a hundred people to come down and watch 200 people gonna get that $20 and we're gonna chop it up three ways we're gonna hit three hot chicks they're gonna hit me up on Twitter or your boyfriends and we're gonna show a picture shut up bitch and we're gonna your boyfriends are gonna submit you cuz they're not gonna have sex with them what they're gonna do is

we're gonna get leave we're gonna put them on the stage we're gonna get three chicks to sit there very nice they're gonna go to Taco Bell they're gonna go wherever they want the daytime and eat bring the receipt take out of the tap go to Taco Bell go get some Chinese food eat some sour cream by the fucking gallon I want you to get your asshole ready at least in the sit on stage of his mouth open now there asshole has to be clean Taco Bell's clean Taco Bell's clean because they're gonna eat it not shit it and then I don't want nobody there with shitty mufflers you're gonna have a nice muffler you're gonna put

on stage leaves gonna sniff it first he's gonna sniff the gunpowder because they know a good woman around smells like gunpowder doesn't smell like shit a little gunpowder then you're gonna open your mouth then they're gonna fart in your face but while they're farting in your face you're gonna have your finger in there a little on your little pussy just moving around when it's nice and wet that little thought like his leaves face is getting red or anything like that so I don't want you to faint from the fart in your mouth I want you to take it in there real quick pop your finger out and put under your nose and

sniff it so it brings you back it's like uh it's like when you go to a doctor and they give you a needle you're gonna faint they give you that aluminum thing under your nose and ammonia it's the same thing so you're gonna take your finger and sniff it so you don't pass out so what I'm gonna do is why does my mouth have to be open because that's part of the whole thing when you're eating ass your mouth is open you're not sitting there with your mouth closed like you're swimming underwater you got that mouth open look at that fucking muffler and she's gonna fart in your eyeball and you're gonna have your mouth open so 20 bucks let's say 200 people show up times 20 we're gonna take that and chop it up between three girls

the five goes to you for damages case we gotta take it to the doctor to the hospital or they loosen up a tooth in your mouth from a fart something but at least you get something I was there farting in your face you got your little pinky in there monkey shaking around so as soon as they fart as soon as you feel a little weak you just smell your finger your back like fucking batman is 69 are all three of them doing it at once are one of the three different ones we don't believe who the fuck are you it was the last time I checked for you never all right then then what do you get next to look at you I always that's part of the whole thing that's part of the whole world every every savings is finally told the way to go go for broke fart my fucking eyeball

go you know what I'm saying look at you look at you look at me it's all giggly and shit we gotta have a long talk with you you're fucking you're acting all fucking strange and shit for my eyeball oh my god you don't have a little fart in your eyeball that's what we were trying to butfully we're trying to turn you out what was the last time you've been turned out you've been turned out by a hooker where she shows her finger up your ass and sucks your balls it's a ring a little songs and shit like that you never been turned out that's what your problem is that's why you're like you know if I do like rig james sister to turn you out we need like a pit black chick to just turn you out put a bell up your ass to hope for put a butt plug up your

ass to suck your balls what is going on here you know what's going on cocksack we're gonna take you to the next level put some music off for this fucking pass out where's this fucking guy he's supposed to call he's gonna call me in an hour stuttering up a stall oh my god all right here we go here you go little fool fighters I love this song when I'm having a bad day I put this fucking song on I go out there I sling dick with a flick like a soldier like a medic like my buddy recommended there he said you guys are a doctor and a fucking uh a soldier together that's a medic so a lot of people don't know that I'm trying to fill you in we blast this shit what what what oh shit

so we're looking for three girls to volunteer for this I gotta be spotless not or he won't do it he won't do it he won't do it so I'm looking for those in this time send me a request to Twitter if you want a foreign leaves face a week before Christmas oh my god I know you all do don't be lying I'm sorry I'm calling but I gotta remind this fucking kid you know what I'm saying when he probably went back to sleep he's stuttering himself back to the fucking I was doing what's up league turn the music off you're looking at me staring you're in shock

Lee what's the problem yeah I don't know if I can talk for the next couple minutes Lee this is what it's all about this is what it's all about fucking stories on you you're supposed to be you know loving me and telling me this shit that this is what you want to do you know Lee you're a young man all I'm trying to let you know is you got the world by the balls I don't know if I I don't know if you're fucking younger than 40 today in today's world you got the world by the ball you do whatever the fuck you want to do you don't even fucking know that that's why you know that's why I try to tell you the truth you're a young kid you're 24 you want to do more but it all starts with this chick this button how can you move when you're stuck you haven't had a chick you haven't

sniffed a muffler when you sniffed that little ass that smells like a fucking stick of dynamite like gunpowder and she's got little barnacles around her little oh you don't know what that's likely it's a fucking package that sounds like my worst nightmare no no you love it you're a fucking pimp you're a pimp slinging dick and giving out bubble gum yeah but why does he have to have shit on her ass I didn't say shit what's barnacles is like the flavor doesn't mean you got shit on you ask the flavor here we go here we go what's happening my little brother what's up buddy a little spinning around in blocks like what you're back what's going on cold out is it cold is it still raining back to new york new jersey area no those people that don't have heating that's

right for them they're what no power they still got no power but I heard you got power right two more weeks is that now two weeks to get power two million people two weeks at least minimum minimum oh oh shit now how bad does the neighborhood look how bad does the neighborhood look oh terrible terrible you know but I tell you what I have the whole the whole town there's like maybe seven blocks that have power that's it you know 80 for like 79 to like 82nd and then the rest of town is it is wiped out trees trees down every day no power it's it's getting cold out so it's gotta be like 40 degrees out now so now what do you got to eat anything open to go eat like fucking next pizza nothing nothing nothing none's open none's open no street lights no nothing

you can't find milk you can't find soda you can't find nothing that's a fucking you know it's like you know your worst nightmare and you can't go into the city the city's closed from 30th Street all the way down it's gonna see me at city less last last night like you you know I think those those streets that we used to go to like you know a little bit of a 2020 2030 we used to get those those little dime banks apart yeah right now it's completely pitch pitch stock pitch stock and it's cause just we pitch stock with no lights right no street lights and it's cause flying by both both both directions and yeah people trying to try to cross the street with your little flashlight that's the funny thing and people with with those minor hacks on

yeah oh it's the funniest thing oh my god loose now the George Washington bridges open like let's say you want to go get a package of fucking powder in the city that's impossible nobody's out if they don't eat it out of the seven or eight you know like major bridges and that you don't eat anything and that's open is the Lincoln Tunnel holy shit and they stop you there and you have to have a they'd be and they say why are you going into a tunnel and you know you have to be either a worker or live there or you know something otherwise the Holland Tunnel is under seven feet it is coming in one of seven feet seven feet of water seven fucking you know i'm watching on tv you know lose they had little ferry on they had all these fucking things on

i'm watching this you know i don't know how many times i drove out the little ferry i don't know how many times oh yeah right down the fucking jersey shore i don't know this is like real like shit man did you see uh six o'clock fucking down you know had that they had that nice board boardwalk and everything yeah they get the first the first wheel is it is flowing in a he showed you a picture of the first wheel is like floating in the ocean the whole the whole boardwalk is gone remember that's what we used to go get the the open turkey sandwich what was the name of that place oh those and those are the giant snot you know oh my god what was the name of that place to fuck Fleming's or something i don't know somebody was just telling me it's still fucking

open they had i remember getting in the car during the week and going down there with Conti and driving an hour to fucking get a sandwich down there and driving back that same night just to get those sandwiches down oh yeah so when i see the governor walking on the beach yesterday i was heartbroken man i just you know what do you want me to do get up and fucking cry you know our government that that that's not answered uh christy in that he was he was always crying and he was done with that wasn't my childhood my childhood yeah i mean you know it is done in childhood childhood you know and here's what i was thinking about the loops i mean i grew up downtown you know i grew up on giving that terrace and i know where like carlos used to

live and shit you know we were kids and it would rain like it would just rain the fucking cemetery would wash up and i remember them having like that street closed off a 46th street and taking up bodies like little skeleton parts and shit i can't imagine like my basement used to flood in the 70s what would happen did your basement flood and all that i don't know oh no i know don't worry about it i live on the hill so so everything your your basement didn't flood nothing the bottom of those hills aren't fucking out the water shows the water goes right right down the hill boys but like people like in like little furry did you see that yeah like basement flooded his basement flooded his first floor flooded and the water went came up to that like fifth stair they were

standing on the top of the stairs well you know shaking in that because you couldn't read the house because outside the house was like 10 feet of water that this lady said it was like you know it was like uh and there's one town the listen listen to the story there's one town in queens yes in new york where all the like firefighters live like you know it's it's called my greedy point right they had a hundred fires over right they have 110 houses right and a fire started it and i have the hundred hundred hundred ten houses 85 were burnt burnt down to the ground and they couldn't do nothing about it because the wind was what was 110 miles around just a blown fire and any people were crying saying

for what's in you know what did we do wrong it's just fire coming this fire you know it's like you know god is showing us that you know what's it called the minds to give us a fucking warning yes yes no no i was you know and you know me man i'm a skeptic luby and i started hearing about the storm and like what are they trying to do scare white people i go that's what i thought they were doing well you know we're scaring white people go shopping go buy a generator it fucking blew my mind you know i've been calling you guys in sunday keeping track with half of you motherfucker but it it was like the storm was like you know like how smart everybody came up and sat there building up some strength and waiting for the you know when a high tide to come waiting for the

full moon and then i just let's just go and burn jerky jerky in the city for a little more let me tell you something you know we were kids we got nothing out here no you got got a little shaky you know just a little mumble there you know yeah well we got earthquakes and lubes you know i was thinking about the worst the weather would get we were kids it would get really cold there's a park for all you guys that don't know it's called hudson county park and they have a little lake up there the weather would fucking freeze in january we would wait and then the lake would freeze up in the middle it was a little island and we would cross right basically the island of saturday party and we would walk we would walk across with a tank

right and the one that we ate a bunch of kwayloons and we went to the wingfong chinese restaurant where we'd always where we'd always run out of there and joe focaccio was with us and he had a hook nose and all of a sudden he ate a kwayloon somebody fell asleep in the fucking pork crying rice and his face and his face felt like we're playing the rice and the rice was going to his nostrils and it stuck a little tooth and nose in there what's so funny what's so funny the fucking rice is coming out of your nose i don't know how many times i dined and dashed out of that fucking wingfong they used to be pissed at me i used to go in there and run out oh my god right right and then he'd say let me let me wait i'll be right back i'm going to the bathroom

i said uh oh there you go dine and dash we would die that's why i learned how to dine and dash the wingfong we should we should we should do it to to where we were i just uh oh hey i'll be i'll be right back yeah we just leave you there fucking run right back to back door and we leave somebody sitting there right oh my god oh my god lose that was so funny we used to run out of there well i'll tell you what i'm i'm just happy that i got power i'm just you know what do you do without power i might just like what do you do you just sit in the dark house freezing you know now it's cold you know and where'd you get the generators from moves oh okay how about this my my dad says to me don't worry about that you know with the pope of radius street we got power i almost died i almost

died when he said that so you have a generator correct you have two fucking uh yeah yeah but he doesn't know that you know he's old he didn't tell me just we just have power because of him i didn't tell him to generate it i started running would you get the generators from moves what's that would you get the generators from uh i go with my boy up in Pennsylvania he does all that stuff in the generations and what do you got diesel fuel them yeah diesel fuel they might run for about like three four days holy shit i mean yeah i mean like you know you gotta keep keep them feeling that but still i mean you know right now just people like my my my name was one and a half ice cold and that because this morning it was at 40 degrees out you know

that's a pretty cold one you know all night long enough and you're basically not used to that cold cold weather you know i said well it's not that cold in my house is mom cooking in shit or no i guess but that you're doing a shit yeah what she cooked yesterday some chicken caught with what she cooked no no just this morning since she got me up really i you know i put you on it like you know some but i'm a pancake he put the order oh my my little pancakes please or you know what the hell you're a bad motherfucker all right you're gonna be home i'll call you a little while i'm happy you called this all right gave us that call you in about an hour get the address you know i love you

buddy have a good day cocksucker all right buddy stay black all right bye bye uh jesus christ can you with you can you imagine you and him having a conversation starting to reach out of the death ii ii ii him started and you started i don't normally stutter it's only when you tell the black it was gonna fall on my face oh he's a great guy this kid lubes man let me tell you something i've been friends with lubes since uh sophomore year freshman year in high school and i can't tell you how many times he covered for me if i didn't talk to this guy i would be the biggest piece of shit in the world i mean this guy used to come to hotels and bring me food and uh he'd always show me like you know like if i called him and said

lubes i got no money i snorted coke last night i'm broke i'm hungry he would bring me weed chicken college mashed potatoes a fucking valium a couple dollars to take a bus you know i grew up in his house so i'm happy he still calls he's a bad motherfucker he stutters up a storm the only time he don't stutters when you give him a couple mumps of coke then he's straight he's like fucking Pavarotti could sing songs he's jumping up and down i didn't know this storm was that bad though because i mean i i don't really watch the news and i figured it was just water and you know if i don't i always downplay everything if i don't see fucking people floating or something i always downplay something but this i've called everybody i called everybody yesterday and i could tell a

lot of people on instagram the phone because they have no power so they gotta save on to the power so they have to charge the car the phone in the car yeah so i know a lot of people didn't answer what my heart goes out to him when i watch that shit i grew up there you know it's like watching 9-11 you know i'm not gonna sit here and cry and be on my hands and knees but the bottom line is i grew up there and it does affect me and my heart goes out to those people if there's something i could do so what we're gonna do is when we do the fart and fucking your face contest we're gonna have proceeds out of your five dollars whatever you don't use of course we're gonna send it to the jersey and uh you know because the flying jews helping out jersey what the fuck don't you want the flying

jew to help out jersey people in the jersey know who you are the flying jew helped us out i think man i think man flavor should help out jersey well that's what i'm gonna do we're gonna help out my women fart in your face and i take a percentage two points so you get three points and north bergen gets two points who's better than you and you get the fucking finger bang the chicken smell your finger come on lee i'm taking care of you know what i'm saying i was just i was just recovering and now you know you're bringing it all back you leave your 24 and it's like the rest of you guys listen to this podcast and tweet me i love you guys that's why i fucking give you all love with johnson and rob mckenzie and ritchie lamos i love that you guys uh we're a family on twitter

and then we all stick together and fucking bang this out i was gonna give you an hour of the day today but i'm letting them move for fucking music it's halloween who's gonna stay in tonight i'm happy that you're listening to this now you're gonna dress up lee no i gotta work jesus fucking christ i got a shit date to it today i'm not gonna do much i'm scared on halloween really yeah man this shit might go down somebody might fucking kill a cat and skin him and put him on my doorstep i'll need that bad luck jesus christ you know i got kids knocking on the fucking door now they want candy i'm in here stone locked up trying to watch the rerun the sun's anarchy i got these little fucking mexican kids knocking on my door trick or treat what the fuck yeah i didn't

know what it was yesterday they start early these motherfuckers don't have a calendar trick or treat what the fuck i had like gum i gave one a pork job i didn't have candy yesterday i had a meatloaf i had to take the meatloaf i don't give a fuck they want some had a couple dollars i give pennies whatever the fuck i got i give them it's just kids trying to make a hustle you know i'm saying it's funny because uh when i went to the doctor i went to the doctor last thursday with my wife the kaiser and uh i fucking hate going to the doctor on my own never mind going with my wife but they uh they uh put the thing they did the thing on the stomach and you see the baby on the screen and they give you a polaroid picture 10 000 they give you a black and fucking white

picture iphone's got the best cam in the world these fucking medical places still give you a picture of the baby looking like a fucking skeleton in there it's amazing that this is catching up to me i'm i'm becoming a father and this is uh what happens and it's scary you know it's scary but i'm optimistic i got i got you motherfuckers that listen to the church what's happening now you guys got kids so you'll be answering a lot of my fucking questions for once you know i'm saying that's why i love you guys i was just thinking about that i was uh you you told me about it we were dropping down i think it was to the urbine improv not in ontario but now six or seven months later to go into ontario this weekend it's finally hitting it's two months away and it's hitting me

because you see it i see my wife you know when i tell you like i'm not that excited but i'm excited when i see her i love my wife you know i really do uh i think the world of my wife she's a cool lady it's weird like last night i went to the ha ha again did some comedy and i wait till she falls asleep i hang out with her all night and i go out you know i definitely want to shoot this special in january so i really want to be ready and i want my peeps to be ready and you know we're gonna try to get a little show because the same people come to the far to the face show i'm gonna be invited to the cd taping because that's just the way to stop laughing late this is serious we're gonna get this on you gotta overcome this shit lee it's over you know you join the

church or what's happening now you're my brother i love you and now i gotta fucking do what i gotta do i gotta take care of my wing you gotta do this kind of shit but you gotta pay attention we're gonna fucking make a soldier out of you don't you want to be a fucking you're giggling in the shit you're jumping up and down i want you giggling i used to think i did but i think i'm fine now no you're fine you gotta get out there you gotta do your thing you're just sat there they told me how you're bored you tell me how this girl says that i goof on you you're my brother you're the flying june wait till the yamas come out and you have your yamaka on the side pimping because we're gonna have the yamaka so the design goes to the side like a black yamaka dude you know what i'm

saying you can bust this motherfucker out so you know i love you lee oh and all of you guys man i do this show i get up at five when i lose for my health i do this to get money no i do this you guys get something out of your day you go out there and fucking apply it to get something from me and apply it to your fucking day and you know what it is smoke a little joint fucking live your life and go out there and bang it out the best that you can't and accept it for what it is if you fail you get up and get to more you fucking try again you heard me tell you tell them the story about being a bodyguard for a gay guy and a bunch of fucking transvestites that was my life 25 years ago my ashamed of it fuck no i had a good time nobody sucked my dick i didn't have to put a

wig on that's all that matters but you know what we're here and we try everything that's why i tell you you got the world by the fucking balls you young cock suckers you don't know what you got in front of you you're young get up wash your dick shine your shoes you can't go out with shitty fucking shoes on i see these motherfuckers with nice suits and and their shoes ain't sure how you gonna get your dick suckly your shoes gotta be spotless you're gonna fucking the supermarket for two dollars you get that shit you put on your shoes then you buff them out you give you these two dollars to buff them out with the fucking towel and you go out there and you greet the fucking dang dog that's it it's that easily we don't we're not doing brain surgery i'm not doing

that's what kills me about society that you get a call saying that brand pit was at the edge bar and they picked up his tab but some doctor that just fucking saved somebody who got hit by a fucking car and was walking across to you with a limp he gets done he's gotta pay the tabs he's gotta pay the tab our priorities are wrong straight there's nothing wrong with you go when i was 21 and i was a bodyguard for a bunch of gay guys i could have gone home and cried and said there was nothing wrong with there was something wrong with me there was nothing wrong with me just the people i had around me at the time and even those cubans are great fucking people because they watched me i learned from them so i'm not here to fucking poison you only i'm here to move your

exploration along the rest of you fucking guys same thing i'm not here to harm nobody we just have a good time this is a great time we have here in the morning because i love doing it lea and i'm happy that you reminded me about uh testicle testaments it's still in the top 10 it was number six this morning yeah so thank you go to itunes pick up testicle testaments one and two we're going to release four we're going to have the whole fucking series and then we're going to put it into a whole one show and i'm going to go out in the road and fucking tour for you guys next year we're in ontario this weekend november 1st through the 4th i don't know 909 uh i don't know what the fuck the number is a temporary problem it's 909-484-5411 call them to get tickets i

don't have any debt squatters joe's gonna be up in seattle with red band and greg fitz simons aries and calgary and fucking dunking and this is somewhere you know stabbing some buddhist chicken the ass with dirty feet but you got great people on the show though you got felicia on the couple felicia friday saturday i got everyone saying one i got quarry and chat thursday i'm doing some radio tomorrow to promote it so come on out to the ontario improv also i think chicago might be sold out by now oh shit but i'm telling you right now you don't want to miss this show next thursday november 8th with the flying fucking jew at the house of blues tickets are online i'll be in arizona and that's at the end of the world show i'm taping the special what else we got going on

lee the documentary is still on payloads for five bucks or an ad design for five bucks where i got my balls from lee was the executive producer was the director i mean you were everything out of lee right or wrong if you learned you didn't know nothing you didn't know nothing we learned didn't we yeah i'm sure one day you gotta have the world you gotta fucking get up you take the world by the balls grab the fucking balls and say fuck you world i'm going on i'm getting out what's belongs to me and everything belongs to you guys you're young go out there read a fucking book i've read that book american desperado tremendous yeah tremendous uh i'm gonna fill you guys in more next week we're gonna finish the sponsors up but i think i want to do something without

it because uh this fucking shake you gotta taste this stuff and just the joint stuff they have and never mind new moon and and alpha brain and uh shroom tech these are all great products and i know you heard joe talk about it they got a money back guarantee and the uh if you guys don't want to fucking pay for it take the steal the fucking chemicals and make them yourself you're at home like grandpa whatever the fuck you can make your own vitamins and all but i don't give a fuck what you do as long as you get healthy that's all we want here the church of what's happening now i mean i'm no fucking picture of health but we're all gonna get healthy together in time right lee cocks up absent fucking you know you're going to boston you're gonna want to sling dick if you're huffing

and puffing you can't sling dick she's 21 you gotta give her 20 30 minutes a cock you gotta be moving and let your asshole on fire and tell her you love her and you know that her pussy smells like jemez from sons of anarchy you gotta work that shit there's way too much asshole stuff going on but yeah you're just gonna lick the asshole you're gonna sniff the muffler and the monkey the patois of the pussy that's the whole flavor is the asshole you lick it one time you never lick the asshole no i've avoided it like the plague this is what the problem is this is the problem this is society nobody wants to get to the patois to the heart of the fucking matter on a wednesday october 31st don't forget tomorrow is all saints day and then all souls day and then

friday is all fucking saints day for you catholics you gotta light a candle and even if you're not catholic or you're christian you had somebody who died you'll light a candle and give them light wherever the fuck they are whether they're in hell or purgatory or fucking heaven you want to give them a little light i feel good this morning i went to acupuncture i had a fucking protein shake you know i'm saying i got good i didn't get full eight hours but i got like five and a half i got a couple things they got a podcast with felicia a couple things not come back and take a nap it's halloween i'm locking these doors at five any fucking kid shows up i throw them right down the fucking stairs you think i'm kidding i ain't fucking around no more league i love you guys with

all my heart we're not having a podcast this week we went oh and two and gambling last week what do you want to fucking talk to us for i went oh and two i mean i undercame it but not really it went over by four points it didn't come in i gotta go to condo service to subrew today okay that's gonna cost me eight million eight million fucking dollars but i'm looking forward to what he got the rest of the weekly what are you doing brother got work and then i think i'm gonna come down sunday with you you're gonna come down sunday with me and i'm gonna say one don't forget we're at the ontario improv next wednesday i'm at the uh the chicago house of blues next thursday no friday and then the 16th and 17th i'm in scott's dale arizona at scott's there's only a hundred tickets at the

place i'm only doing four shows isn't gonna sell out quick don't fuck around and after that i'm home for two months because my wife is having a baby league thank you very much you know i love you lee i kid you about the fart but this we're going through with this we're gonna have a party in that way if you have any suggestions if you have any girls that like i said we'll split the fucking door so if we get 200 people 20 bucks it's like eight grand you guys get six grand we split the fucking two grand if it's farting the guy's face ladies that's your christmas money to sleep and he just puts an inch of his finger in your little twat machine guns it you know what i'm saying it's a lot and then he's a killer coming in and once they fart once he smells it before he passes out

because you don't want little lee to pass out what's this girl's name you're flirting with online what's her name i don't know her last name just say her first name uh rose rose all right tell her you love her so rose i love you i can't wait to come to boston and suck your fucking twat straight from say it say it straight from duty that's why i'm gonna say that i love you rose because she's listening she's listening like titanic she doesn't listen i don't know won't just say it say what you want from her tell her you love her rose i love you dirty bitch like that say it come on lee what are you fucking holding on to your head for your strength you got the fucking you got the thing it's covering your little bottoms collins head dude let's let's tell

her rose what music do you want to tell her rose i love you guys say rose i love you look at them folks do you see what i got to deal with look at them look at them your face is red i didn't even meant i don't want to say i love you so you say you love her through twitter i love these people on twitter i don't meet half of them i see them at shows and then i fall in love with them like monkey time and fucking my man she's a great person i don't say i love you because once you say i love you online she's gonna say what the fuck you think i'm totally say you love her trust me it's like it's like somebody dedicate this song you ever see abroad when somebody calls us says i want to dedicate this song to my sweetheart maria i've been in prison for 18 years

say i want to dedicate this song to you rose there you go ahead so put the best of you on by the food fighters all right fucking people anyway i love you guys drive safely have a safe halloween man be careful no matter keep your eyes in the back of your head there's a lot of freaking freaks out there bring the gun and shoot somebody to don't fuck around shoot them in the leg and run like shoot them in the leg come suck it run like a motherfucker listen you guys know i'm on twitter and facebook and i love you at all my heart thank you for making this podcast uh success with you guys i mean it's always great getting up go to go to my fucking uh go to church or what's happening now leave a comment subscribe this helps me out so we get more sponsors better

sponsors i can do this every week we get a studio we can fucking do live stuff i mean i'm look i'm going for it with this guys i need your help thank you very much for listening have a great week have a great week and we'll see you back here monday on stickum.com i also want to give a shout out to my main man effrin he's uh one of the producers over at stickum and last week we're having proms and he came over at five in the fucking morning knocked on my door i almost got the gun and shot the motherfucker but it's real customer service and i'm happy i stayed with stickum i'm happy to do a great job and uh that's it guys have a great weekend download this motherfucker tell your friends your family uh twit lisa at at least i at at man flat

yeah convince this motherfucker trust me you guys have eaten ass talk to this guy tell him tell rose you love it all right we love you people is for you rose have a great weekend stay black yes are you gone and on to someone new i needed somebody i had without your news you gave me something that i didn't have but i had no use i was too into giving