Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 11/07/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #26

Episode Date: November 8, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about the election, tattoos, weight loss and much more. George from MMA junkie calls in to talk about health and give some UFC picks. Hear where network tv was 25 years ago. Streamed live on 11/07/2012

Oh shit November 7th Wednesday a beautiful fucking day to be alive. I got a little David Bowie there doing this thing from 1970 something blast that Lee oh shit oh shit the beautiful day to be alive the church of what's happening now Joey Diaz with his main man the co-host the legend I like that hope you having a great day congratulations to a new president of the United States fucking Obama I hope you guys are all voted in shit and that's it it's a beautiful day let's say it's over with Romney's done with his bullshit see I told you motherfuckers after the hurricane you couldn't beat that but the numbers are still coming in the Romney people have a legal team in place it could be all over oh Jesus we're gonna be suing white people are running up and down

right now they can't go to work they're at Starbucks cursing Jesus fucking Christ you're fucking Starbucks get a go to 7-eleven get the Brazilian bold it's like sticking 22 fucking black fingers up your ass so get you going all fucking day you'll be jumping up and down why pay $4 for fucking coffee you're talking about being broke and you're worried about taxes and all this shit but you got the balls to drink $4 fucking coffee you know I'm saying you go over right here down the corner with the fucking Hindus right there that little 7-eleven down there yeah the Brazilian bold you'll be fucking jumping like somebody like you were doing crank with fucking Gemma and sons of anarchy last night what's up with you Lili you're looking good today God bless

you brother thanks man no I feel I feel good I'm getting used to the night and it feels good yeah you look good but speaking of that I fucking I saw yesterday gas was a dollar cheaper than it had been three weeks ago on the day of the election do you think that had some it had something to do no no that's just the way things go down the fucking I got so little whitebird of happiness flew by fucking shell stations and lowered the yeah it's got something to do with it it was below $4 a gallon for the first time in years fucking Obama was pulling the move and what are you gonna do guys listen it's politics we're not involved in politics it's all marketing and how they do it and you know you live and you learn I've seen fucking 10 or nine elections or something and nothing's

changed so I didn't vote what am I gonna do I got the felonies you know and it's a crutch I use I got the felonies but it's just I wouldn't have waited on life for three fucking hours no body even if there were even if Obama was letting you stabs wife I'm not gonna wait online for fucking three hours even if his wife is gonna lick your little fucking nuggets you look good last night too with a little overbite that sexy black bitch I love I love I love Mrs. Obama that sexy little motherfucker like to make a freak with Diane Sawyer one time eat each other's monkeys I'm whipping them with a fucking Judas Priest belt just whipping them letting them know who the captain Kirk are the enterprises you got dreams you got desires get out there this fucking day who gives a fuck with

the prisoners you still gotta get up and do your thing I'm more Facebook Lee they threw me off for three days I heard about that that's crazy what are you gonna do hey listen man you may want to make an album but you gotta break a fucking few eggs but it's like they keep man you know I'm gonna get in trouble every 90 days I'm gonna show a picture of my dick I'm gonna call somebody a fucking movie there's only something and people get pissed listen let me explain some to you the other thing about Tom wait a lot of people got back to me you know listen man the reason why we podcast is to tell the truth and so this is not like radio I don't ever want this to be like radio I don't ever want this to come for me to come on here and have to talk to you guys about something

I got nothing got nothing to do with the price of eggs or some bullshit story this is why it's podcasting because it's real this is what the difference is between a bad podcast and a great podcast did you feel the emotion coming through on the fucking podcast if I can't cry over man living with teenagers if I can't call Tom wait to fucking pole smoke and why the fuck am I doing this podcast you understand me I have to have an opinion and that's what having a podcast means if not you're doing the same shit the fucking radio stations are doing the same shit you've been listening to for the last fucking 80 years yeah people ask me all the time if this is you people think this is like an act this ain't no fucking this ain't no fucking act this is why I

did this podcast because I got sick and tired of being held down like a fucking black dude with public enemy blasting in my fucking ears I gotta say what I gotta say a lot of people might not like it and what are you gonna do dog I don't like fucking springsteen either poor kid rock he was walking around all depressed last night he had obama he was texting obama can I come back I want to hang out with black people again he's over there hanging out with fucking Romney the Eddie Munster looking fucking president you know what man and if I could have voted I mean if it was a 10 minute thing I would have voted for Obama not because he's the better president or whatever who gives a fucking he's already there what am I gonna do start another more more four years there

this guy was white and couldn't sell it guys again he was white and couldn't sell it he was white and couldn't fucking sell it he was made up he was worse made up than fucking uh paling whatever he was more made up and he couldn't sell it he would do tip his fucking head over to the side like a fucking Herman looking motherfucker I couldn't even look at him could even look at him but who gives a shit it's over sons of anarchy was pretty good last night you know it's going in a weird direction they shot the fucking uh Chuck Zito's finally gone you know everybody would didn't know what he was doing Frankie diamonds nice character but he's gone uh you know the black kid rolled they they know it's him I mean we didn't kill a lot of people last night you know what I'm saying

but I was fucked up though what did you do what do you have last night I did a bang chocolate bar oh geez I did a lollipop by seven I was fucked up I went to Chinese both you know me dog I ain't got time for fun in games I did a 120 lollipop and I did a bang chocolate bar was fucked up and then about 738 another bang I ate another lollipop out of respect and I went down to the hot hot cafe and cracked some fucking jokes down there oh my I'm surprised you didn't think you were running for president on that much oh my god I am running for president that's the beauty of it I'm walking around here vote for me come somebody votes tell me what are you gonna do you know what I'm saying and the day off yesterday didn't work out worked out the day before today I'm gonna do a little

working out I'm gonna get some sleep I'm gonna plane early to Chicago the moment I gotta be at the airport at 445 at the airport at 445 at a tension like a soldier Jesus but I'm taking it to Chicago to catch the talent of Obama celebration maybe I could catch his wife with panties on at the hotel running around the top floor chasing the kids or something like that but tomorrow night if you ain't doing nothing fuck all this nonsense come on down to the House of Blues myself and Ari Shafir I gotta call from Clay Gweeby yesterday's gonna swing by with the family we're gonna have some people thrown out of the fucking place oh shit this is gonna be a rocking little event I'm happy that I'm doing this at Ari I love Ari that these such a fucking good nipkin up the House of Blues

are fun I've been to the one in Boston and the one in LA they're a great place to see a show sure what'd you see in LA the LA I saw some band but in Boston I saw the uh fucking always sunny they did a play I saw a bunch of I saw a couple different comedians they're a lot of fun do you like the House of Blues you're a good man yeah you eat the ribs what are you doing I did that I want I went and had the dinner but uh the little trick is if you get a dinner you can skip the line but if you go and buy like a $10 thing at the at the uh gift shop you get to skip the line too so don't spend all the money on dinner you know what I'm saying you learn something new here either you learn how to fly or you learn what to do over at the at the fucking I know how to get deals

all across this country you're the baddest fucking Jew I know you know what I'm saying you're the baddest motherfucker that's why I love you let me tell you some guys I got an email from this fucking momo buddy year and a half ago we met he I I I I did we had a nice conversation but uh he stuck to his word and he's still here a lot of people fizzle after fucking a year we had a great year together I thank you for having balls and for having belief and he pushes me from time to time Lee and this is why we're doing the podcast because Lisa we got to do this fucking podcast guy called the church get out and they show you dick do what you gotta do and stuff I'm happy you guys check in every morning we had a today we got my man George from MMA junkie calling oh great you

guys don't know I do a lot of MMA junkie radio in Vegas I mean these guys put me on the map as far as I'm concerned with Canadian people and stuff I call in there and lose my mind George is a dear friend you know it's funny because you see somebody and whenever I see him at in Vegas at the event first thing I do is he gives me a hug he puts me on radio then we always talk about health you know he's getting close to my age you may be my age or a year or two younger and we always talk about health and walking around we'll cover MMA and the fight's coming up next week between GSP and Carlos Kondo the fight that I've been watching closely I love Carlos Kondo and I love GSP so we'll cover that that's it brother it's just another day we're gonna have a special Wednesday

edition Sunday Sunday edition one of the guys that called up uh early on the season told the story about shooting steroids 15 guys Joey Fulato his father died in Vietnam he had never met Joey oh so uh but mr. T another guy who called this was a teacher he had played football against Joey's father before he had gone to Vietnam so he used to always tell his Fulato's father was a fucking savage you know he died in Vietnam so Joey filled out some card and sent it in and they're gonna pick him to read a poem for his father on Washington DC he's on his way to DC today one of the guests on this show one of the best guests I had Joey Fulato who went fucking crazy he's talking about steroids of me and his cousin mugging people when that is going to DC today to go in front of the

Vietnam War to read a poem to his father at the time of the war that's great so he's gonna call up sunday from st louis we'll talk a little gambling and that's it but as far as today you know uh the dad was going off about music I fucking love music guys you know I really do and I've always been a I've always been real when it comes to anything when I was a kid these kids started talking about the show saturday night live that it's fucking hysterical and I would go home I would walk home on fucking saturday it was a girl Denise Mc the used to babysit Richie's kids and we the main thing on saturday night was to get there the quickest whoever can get there the quickest to try to fuck Denise Mc you know whoever got there the quickest to give Denise Mc a stab and nobody

ever got there quickest nobody ever got in her pants you go there and the people that she babysit the kids for their parents own like a chicken delight where they have chicken and fried shrimp so if you went there it was always food to make the story short I'm fucking babbling we used to go to the watch saturday night live they made a big deal about saturday night live all these kids you gotta watch it and I remember watching it three or four times I thought it sucked but this is just me I didn't really giggle as hard as I should giggle I giggle that movies Kentucky Fried movie and you know Groove Tube and all these kid movies that they made at the time but for years I didn't laugh and I didn't know what it was all for any Murphy wasn't on yet it was

like the original cast and Belushi and all those guys and I'm one of these guys that I always thought that people made a big deal about something to be a part of something I eat Conan nobody watches fucking Conan at one in the morning nobody nobody watched it on NBC but when they canceled them all these fucking momos got together from the UCB theater took it to the streets of fucking Burbank and jumped up and down team Coco now the motherfuckers on TBS and guess what nobody's watching them either yeah but they all jumped up and down to be a part of oh my god team Coco you know there's nothing that bothers me more in the world when I see a bullshit artist when I see somebody who was doing something because of his surroundings or because he thinks that this will make him cooler

and the fucking thing and you see right through it's like when somebody will raise their hand and say put on Tom way it's his music is so inspiring and you're looking at him at a party and you want to smack him in the fucking face you know I'm saying or when you're at a bar sitting there and you see some guy come in with two girls and he's got what a cutie hat so I'm like he's being a fucking fake nothing pisses me off more when I see somebody and half the time I just keep living my life but when somebody tries to push it on me you know you go to a movie and 20 people in your dorm or in your building when you were going to college told you the movie was sensational and you walked out there thinking the movie was a fucking three yeah but you really can't say nothing because

you're part of society and I can't you know I think the movie and you just go along with it's like people with seven psychopaths it's the best movie in years give me a line from the fucking movie tell me one fucking scene from the movie you'll never you know but people just claim to shit sometimes so they could be cool or fucking different you know what I'm saying yeah and I know when nothing pisses me off more than that with like music or a movie or the arts why you tell the truth you paid the money but I remember going up being a kid and fucking people go to the same concerts I go to and say the concert was fucking great last night don't go concert what the fuck are you at you know what fucking concert are you at but god forbid you gotta pay

the shirt to look make people know that you went to the show it's like I seen a fucking fat chick on a fucking treadmill the other day I was at the Y with a huge tattoo on her ankle of like the New Orleans thing yeah her ankle first of her calf look like a side of fucking beef like a cow hoof and she's got this fucking you think I'm kidding you she's got this fucking hoof covered with a tattoo thing the tattoo must have cost three thousand dollars now she's in there with a trainer the trainers told her to walk and breathe and I'm like listen if you were got the three thousand you spent on a tattoo and put fifteen hundred into a gym membership you wouldn't have had this problem but you wouldn't got a tattoo to be fucking cool and then your calf

will you so now you gotta wear shorts the fucking calf was this fucking big nobody wants to see a calf that fucking big maybe you want to see a woman's calf is nice and small and you hit and you get hypnotized for a few minutes you think about how monkey smells and whatever the fuck it is yeah but this you know it's like what the fuck is it with tattoos it makes you cool on your cab now you're gonna wear fucking short every time to show your fucking tattoo you follow me yeah tattoos on women are very iffy there are cut there are some that look cool but at some point it looks kind of weird to me you know and not to judge but some of them look great but they're like to sell like that the New Orleans Saints will up and down your entire leg seems like it's over

I want to see a tattoo of your pussy that's it that's the fucking tattoo I want to see is of your pussy if you got a tattoo on your pussy like a dragon or a guy with his mouth open above your little clit and your clit is the fucking tongue or whatever it doesn't I can't see having a tattoo somewhere that I gotta wear a shirt to customize around the fucking tattoo you're following me like now I gotta customize you want to put something on your heart that says I love you mom or fuck the fucking spits or whatever the fuck it is that you know put it underneath but if I gotta get a tattoo that I have to accessorize around like if I put a tattoo over my eyebrows so I can't wear sunglasses on this side so we're like a monocle on this fucking side and walk around like

a momo you know what I'm saying I mean yeah you do things because you want to do them not because you're fucking cool to do now you talked a lot about what like feeling when you first moved here is feeling the urge to fit in so like to it seems to me like you would want to say oh Saturday night life is great in Cuba or in California no no no in New York as an American yeah well when you come here and you're far and you have to learn to fucking speak English uh-huh so I focused on the important things to be fucking cool I did the things that were you know I mean it was it was never really I always saw when people were trying to be cool okay and in my world you're either cool or you're fucking not and if you're not cool or you could do to be the best person that you could

be everybody wants to be cool and hang out with the in crap what's the fucking in crap so you wanted to be included but you didn't you didn't you didn't change yourself I want to be an American okay I wanted to be a fucking American but that didn't mean I was gonna sell my fucking soul you know I'm saying if you liked the who I was gonna like the who I do like the who by the way it wasn't gonna be about uh that stuff it was gonna be because you liked me as an individual not because I showed up with money or I showed up with a bag of pot and fucking high times you know and look at you know there's always dudes that are trying to out cool you I didn't want to be out look at me I got a 1980s hairdo I got a $4 fucking t-shirt on what part of cool do I try to fucking be yeah I don't I drive

a Subaru in present I don't want to be cool I don't need to be cool if you're cool motherfucking you walk down the street and you're confident in your shit you're cool that's cool that's what being cool is not because you got a goatee and a dragon tattoo on your face and people are like oh shit he's so cool look at him or because you hang out with somebody else it's really weird how people always want to take pictures with people of who they know like that's gonna raise your fucking stock in life uh-huh so what you bumped into Adam Sandler the fucking supermarket you took a picture with that fucking guy you know that's not gonna raise your stock you take a picture whatever you live you like people come up to me they go talk I need this picture it's a bucket list so wait a second

your bucket list includes taking a picture with a fat fucking ex felon who's smoking dope where your priorities at I'm a fat fucking ex felon that talks dirty and shit I barely got fucking a comedy career you want to take a bet I'm that's your bucket list obviously your list ain't high the fuck up there you know what's what's number three eating dog shit with fucking you know what's number three if I'm on your bucket list what could number three be you know I'm saying your goals you gotta do your goals like Jim Handy said they better not include smoking dope with Joey Diaz you know I'm saying you're gonna smoke dope smoke dope with a scientist or a fucking lawyer with yeah somebody who can get you somewhere you want to come to smoke pot with Joey Diaz talk about

what fucking Pink Floyd anyway what's happening Lili Lili we're here it's fucking Wednesday the 7th you know the other day we're talking about all this music and stuff one of the best albums I think I've lived with let's let's break it back here a couple weeks ago I covered the album Streets of I was by by uh Leonard Skinner and I did a podcast with my friend Vinny Paulino and I covered on something I said that if Leonard Skinner did have not died because they had already blown up to who on on a tour and they had already fucking the stones on tour okay Streets of I was was a very strong album and I said to myself what would have happened if they wouldn't have died by night by 79 78 79 Leonard Skinner would have been huge and a lot of the music

that was gonna come in at that time wouldn't have come in in 80 you know Sabbath broke up in 78 all these bands so it was a changing of the guards you know Ozzy came out with his band at the end of 80 the Blizzard of Oz because it was a changing of the guard bands like the cars and all these bands came in and the cars has a great fucking first album the first second album too Candio but there was a band that came out in 1980 that the it didn't stop it didn't stop everywhere I went to every coke party every quailude party every club of the city I went at 16 I would hear this fucking song constantly and I bought the album and it's called it's the first b-52's album the first song is Planet Clair pretty 52 girls uh why don't you dance with me I'm not no Limburger

all you know Limburger cheeses it smells like your ass oh so Abel and Castello they used to make Abel always smell Limburger cheese and he would fucking shake and he'd do what I do what you do I yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Ssnogueth, Susquehanna and Limburger Limburger and Susquehanna so uh if you ever want to hear a great fucking album with a great guitarist and you go enjoy what the fuck are you talking about listen all I could do is turn you on to the best shit I fucking know so we can have a conversation live without goddamn lives you follow me play a little B-52s for these cocksuckers while I hit the vapor pen of debt hit it

there's little 52 fucking girls golly see them on the beach golly bop your head cock sucker here's the B-52 you know how many kwayloons I ate to this fucking times I fell over in a bar dancing pretty shit trying to get a chick to take home so I can suck on her neck did you hit the shit regularly you're slipping there we go kick it Lee they got a song on the sound called dance this mess around it's after this one go to a video like a concert video with books on stage watch the fucking blonde sing this song it'll just kill you kill you hitting me how about you ask what you're going to time for I'm not to fuck the same in the band

here you go brother how about you ask all right Lee kill the music you're not dancing you're not wiggling your fucking head you're talking about it was wrong with you you don't love me no more you come here fucking around like that's roots you gotta go to work play what's been going on you've been working out you've been doing is worrying about this girl you're in love watching episodes of endless love we'll find out about that no no it's um I'm excited to go home but uh just working a lot and the home is fucking December 25th weeks the world might end on the 21st we excited about I understand that you work 8,000 hours a week and you still fucking can survive but I'm fucking

I'm working about 80 to 90 hours a week and I'm I'm struggling to the finish line right now so what's December gonna do for you December you'll be dead I'm saying what are you gonna do today to help you do jumping jackson you know yeah I've been I'm proud of myself I actually have been eating healthy I haven't you have yeah I've been doing really good on that you drink water not enough I'm drinking too much Diet Coke right now um you know because it retains the sodium and we stay fucking fat like me I'm a fat fuck yeah I'm trying myself man but it's tough and the older you get it's tough to burn these goddamn calories people tell you when you're fucking young you're like you know hey man when you get older look out you giggle you're like

that's never gonna happen to me I'm always gonna be a yoke motherfucker it gets hard you know I do a lot of I go to the Y I try to work out four to five times a week an hour and a half you know that's a fucking long time man yeah you know I started like 20 fucking minutes and worked myself up five minute increments you know and now I have a great time I really do have you ever had a conversation with yourself because I was I woke up what kind of conversation reefer am I in the bathroom on the floor I'm begging myself I'm not gonna do this no more no some chick is farted in my face I'm asking myself what how did I get here because I woke up late today and I wanted to go get fucking just a sandwich at a drive-thru like I was I had been eating healthy for about two weeks

I really wanted to and I was I was getting ready for work and I have a mirror right across from my sink and I just looked and I sat down I'd like I literally just sat and I was like this isn't worth it like the sandwich and I just I hadn't really done that before what kind of sandwich fucking I don't know a spicy chicken sandwich or just from where no you're gonna make me want it from Wendy's that's what I wanted but I just sat and I literally had a conversation with you look at your asshole and ask yourself does my ass need this fucking chicken sandwich that's it you know that's basically it you know guys again to the simple thing we all know the answers to our destiny yeah we want to pay somebody to tell us what we got to go to Weight Watches

and go to whatever somebody to tell us what our problems is or go to a fucking psychiatrist we know what the fucking problem is you know it because you know and I'm not beating you up no no I used to fucking do dawg this is shit I did you know when I was 415 pounds I went into the doctor one day and he told me that my heart was in good shape he goes man you know I'm gonna give you a grandma blow to go your heart's a fucking savage and he goes you have a little stain on there from sleep apnea and he goes why don't you fucking lose the weight and I was like I don't know he goes would you like for me to why don't you do the surgery and that's the last thing I need is 15 fucking needles in me to lose some weight yeah and I told him I was scared of needles

in my situation he goes you know you should uh consider it and then he came he left for a little while like an hour later he came back in the room because they were doing tests on me with ink and stuff okay because they had laid me down and they had gotten a bad reading on an EKG and he came back and he goes you know Joe you have a healthy heart you're a strong guy why don't you lose weight he goes why don't you let me why don't you have my buddies do the surgery and my office or finance it and that touched me so much this dr. solar money that was a dear friend he's still I still go to him he's my heart doctor and he goes give it a try and I said I'll tell you what I'll try weight wash is if it doesn't work then I won't do it and I didn't go to weight wash that first I just went

to the gym at four hundred fifteen pounds and I would wear two pair of underwear you know because I was hit I was hit I would hit the mitts and I couldn't breathe and I pissed my fucking pants I'd pee in my pants you know and this is uh hey there's other fat people out there know what I'm talking about yeah I couldn't go up three flights of stairs with my wife at groceries I couldn't walk with Joe Rogan at an airport you know and I wasn't smoking I wasn't doing nothing all it was the weight that was really killing me and I and I went home and I would go to this gym the guy's name is maca folia had him on the podcast oh yeah just in fortunes and he told me he was just stop with the sodas and with the candies or something like that and I think I went down to like 403

over the holidays just hitting the bag with him and he taught me to just get in front of the punching bag and hit it for 10 minutes at a time don't stop like you know that the thing that they do the fucking the elliptical it's the same technique it's elliptical but you're punching his back and move your hands and your hips and I remember going there doing it for five minutes I wanted to shoot myself and he goes way to go on and going the bicycle going the bike first and warm up and I would warm up five minutes on the bike okay and I would hit the bag for five minutes and that was it I would fucking feel but I started and I kept doing it now I go and I can hit the bag for 45 I mean I can ride the bike for 45 without even thinking I drink this pro am maxed

up to give you a little energy like an hour before my workout but that's just the last month before then I was doing it myself and I went down to like three when I walked into weight watches I was about 390 the first time okay and I went down to two fucking 70 I mean that that's a lot of fucking weight by cutting but I always cheated in the sense that I eat a lot of fruit plus I exercised a lot you know and a lot of water that that was the secret then guys when I first got on the fucking bicycle the bag I could only hit it for five minutes when I first started doing the doce run the book have you even looked at it when I first started doing the doce run I could only do if I could do it if I could do the five minute walk

and I could do the two minutes like I think he recommends 4.0 I was doing a 2.3 or something guys yeah but you work yourself up don't get discouraged don't ever get fucking discouraged you know you start where you can and you do the best you can every day and you know some weeks you're gonna work out three days a week some week you're gonna work out two you know if you're overweight and you're 40 38 and you're 50 your joints hurt so you have to find stuff that fucking will compromise you know whether you have to take the pills to work with your joints the elliptro fan the other the glycosamine and all that shit the thing that that oh we're gonna call finishes later what's up brother how are you george doing good news you know me bro waiting on you

I got my man george remember me junky one of the best outlets for MMA for all the news and stuff that's coming out george always has good information from me over here waiting on you to call george on a beautiful motherfucking wednesday in los angeles you know how we do it papa yeah that's where i'm from man and i miss it i'm here in vegas and i'm getting used to it but but i do miss so cal weather has for sure and what's the weather like in vegas right now if i woke up in vegas what would it be like it's 52 degrees and i know this because i go out for a jog every morning so i always check the weather to see if i need my sweatshirt or not but it's a nice 52 it's clear and uh i'm i'm i'm have a beautiful run after this interview okay and then where do you go

do you go to the studio today and do MMA junkie what what happens in your yeah i do MMA junkie radio every day from 9 to 11 a.m pacific time so after this quick shower quick bite to eat because you gotta have breakfast man you gotta have it even if it's just a damn apple you gotta put something away and then i had to mandalay bay to my studio there and crank a couple hours of mixed martial arts talk how did you get involved in this radio station george i was a listener to another MMA radio show one of the first podcasts that ever came around and i thoroughly enjoyed it because we had fan interaction and so i you know i was a listener i'd call in i was really passionate about the sport and i just love the the platform that they gave and the host unfortunately

passed away while driving from utah to vegas to cover a combat sports so i think it was a boxing event actually and his tire blew out and he was with his family he's taking him on an extended vacation as well he was going to do the event and then do a family vacation the tire blew out it flipped over and he got ejected from his seat and and so he was the host so after about eight months you know the co-host frank trig professional fighter and a good friend of mine i told trig man i go um sorry you know obviously we're all still hurting from ryan's loss because joey let me tell you something man these shows you know like yourself and the ones that we do and the ones that you see out there joe rogan they mean a lot to a lot of people

you know you get used to them and i got used to that show i used to call it my show and people used to call me and say hey man try calling you at nine i said because i'm listening to my show i'd call it my show and i really liked it and so i told trig you got to get back on he couldn't find another co-host to gel with or the time didn't work or the guy didn't want to go every day you know maybe he wanted to go in the evening and he wanted to do it in the morning and all of a sudden my brother goes who you've met joey said why don't you do it george and i didn't have any i didn't have any experience in radio but the one thing my parents always taught me is you know don't say no to anything you're you're capable of anything in other words and so i took about five

seconds to reflect and said let's do it and next thing you know we started in my living room in san anna california just podcasting from home and then it just kind of grew from there that's an amazing fucking story for people want to do something don't have the balls to do it or that i stuck exactly it's funny how anybody can do anything except their mind it's funny how we always think we ourselves can't do something like we always write ourselves off first as human beings we really do it's a natural thing like i'm going to do this i'll never fucking do it i don't even know why i think about it and that's when we sit there and go wait a second what the fuck who the fuck am i to judge me let me go give this shot and you never know what could happen

you know but nothing happens sitting on the couch not doing something exactly you can't have those types of regrets you know it's funny because i was watching an MMA event over the weekend and uh have you seen those guys Joey that wear jockel clothing and i guess their little slogan is refuse to be ordinary and that's something i've told people for a long time is people we used to say what are your biggest fears and of course i got you know snakes and fucking bees attacking me stuff like that but one of them is my fear of just being ordinary of looking back one day like at six years old and saying i didn't go for it i didn't go i didn't chase my dreams and uh so i've always kind of lived by that well i'm the same way i fucking oh you know what last night i was

talking to somebody because i used to live in aspen colorado and they asked me what made you live leave aspen and i was saying that you know you see a lot of people who go there at 21 after college to ski for a year and one day they're 40 fucking two and they wake up an assistant manager at the ski lodge and uh that's it their life flashed ahead of them and that was one of my biggest fears also george i just didn't want to get stuck anywhere i remember being a kid and growing up in north bergen i still have a bad habit george i look at the fucking help one of that do you know that guys when i go to breakfast now if there's an la times or a fucking new york times or a la weekly i look at the classifieds till this day i look at the classifieds four or five times a week

sometimes i even look at craigslist for fun or do you actually like call just for fun just to see what opportunities are out there because i want to make sure even as a comic that i'm not missing anything that's how fucking well i wouldn't say i do that every day but i have done that as well joey i don't know why i i kind of like see what else is out there as well you know everybody has a bad day and i guess that's like every once in a while you do ask or or just kind of think about you know uh you need to read your self assurance sometimes and but you know i think the important thing is you you know and you hear this all the time but boy it took a long time to click through my fat head and that's uh you know do something you love and when you're passionate about it it's

not worth because if people think that i just show up nine to eleven and all you fighters just call in you know and then we put together a show it's not like that we actually you know put a lot of time and getting the show ready promoting it every day on social media executing the show promoting it afterwards sending the links out you know and then of course uh touching base with the fighters and the managers you know thanking them for their time and and and all that good stuff that takes a while uh yeah a lot of people don't know this but i leave the mandalay day studio sometimes like a ten at night midnight because i also want to do the same thing the other to coast the one that passed away didn't that make our listeners feel like the part of the show because they are part of the show they

call into the show you've been on our show and people call in from all over the world you know and chime in and that's what makes our so our show special so that's why i pour myself out to it but i love doing it so i don't i don't really think it works you guys do a great job over there you know i read a lot of your blogs and sometimes if i'm looking for information i mean how do you acquire a lot of the information that you get george about mma and fighters and what's going on well basically we have outstanding writers that just catch up with all the athletes in the sport and and they're very professional they they could write and have written for some of the top news outlets in the united states a lot of people just think you know they call them because because

the sport grew up through the internet they call them internet fanboys and that's not fair because maybe originally that's the way some guys are working but our guys have journalistic backgrounds writing backgrounds they do a good job so i read every story they put out for one two you gotta browse twitter because we can't get to every story and this this sport's huge it's all over the world so you know there's this stuff that's breaking all the time and and uh like i check it throughout the day and uh you know i follow up on that and then of course you know we have these small quick conversations sometimes the attacks email phone with the athletes themselves and and uh just kind of check up on them uh confirm rumors or or squash rumors things like that and then and then we have

to watch all the fights you know and all these shows that are out there as well like inside mma mma uncensored all those we watched them because there's you know little tidbits of news there that we have to be uh caught up on it's amazing how much information goes sometimes and how much people don't realize how much working goes into our podcast how we talked the night before about whether we want to show a clip from a movie or a song or just talk about a topic or sometimes you're talking about a topic or you want to talk about a topic but a better topic comes up and you gotta save the other topic for a different show and uh it's true i email you know this show doesn't end when this is over you know i get emails all week and i enjoy it you know something i really

enjoy it i'm not getting paid for this i get to meet these people comedy shows and whatnot but i enjoy having my little communication with the people even if it's on social media and two years ago i didn't think this was going to work out for me but now i love it it's amazing how part the world of podcasting has grown you know we can reach anybody all over the world at any time there's people that are that tell me uh you know they're in the uk or they're in austria and they're just sitting down for dinner or they just finished dinner and they're listening to the show and then there's a couple people uh down under you know australian new zealand who uh get up early and and they have to get up early because you know that's the way their their job works and then some

just follow a day behind but they're all all over the place and it's pretty cool that we can now touch them before when i grew up it was a m f m you know rig v the mighty 690 things like that and you could reach southern california and baham Mexico you remember that yeah about it baham mexico yeah you know it's funny how you and i have become good friends and uh you come to shows and if i go to vegas we try to fuck around and stuff and it's funny how uh we talk about we always talk about health how much mma has you know shown a lot of older guys health it's really weird how i see uh the big black guy from the ufc that's always yelling he lost a bunch of weight one of the girls that worked for the ufc lost a bunch of weight i was losing weight you were losing weight it's

hysterical how mma has affected us because i'm not getting on the floor jujitsu and a wrestling and running up fucking stairs or chasing vandal a silver with a fucking gas mask on up a hill but it's amazing how we become mma has made a lot of middle-aged men more health conscious have you noticed that exactly yeah yeah and think about all the people we have at our disposal i mean we have uh you know our good friend our mutual friend mike bolcher he'll stop by the studio and he'll answer all kinds of questions and you know i'm writing notes down i i showed mike bolcher the other day i ran into him and i showed him i have this this little notepad on my phone and there's certain things that when he says they click because they work with what i what i what i

want to do you know there's some things that he does that i'll never do you know i don't think i'm gonna get around to doing the squats and the deadlifts and all that shit but if i can replace greek yogurt with uh yo play loaf at yoga i can do that i can make some of those yeah i can make that's like i don't like to cal yeah it's just little things that and that's what people don't realize a lot of people go well i'm not ever gonna do that so i'm not gonna fucking do you know what man if you go to in and out burger and you don't get the double double you get the single and you tell them not to put the fucking the sperm sauce on there and you don't eat the fries you have a diet coke you know a burger isn't that bad for you if you're in a bind with a slice of cheese

in the tomato if you're in a fucking bind it's what you eat with everything and that's what people don't realize george it's just a little adjustments that you make word i hear you i do that too and and uh you know sometimes that's not enough for mike but like i told him i go man i go but i'm just not you i still love my junk food i don't he looks at it as poison and i don't i look at it as uh as a delicacy what's your junk food what's your junk food i was a mama's boy so i didn't really learn how to cook so i wait till i'm hungry and then i panic for about five minutes until i can get to the nearest spot but you know i i i've lessened those battles and sometimes i plan ahead and sometimes i bring my snacks and you know carrots dicks and belveda crackers

and things like that while winning some of those battles back i can't eat carrot sticks i'm a celery man with blue cheese but blue cheese don't do nothing for you you know mike dolce wants you to drink it and fucking light light hummus and shit without the fucking hindu juice and some shit i can't have that but his uh his tuna is very good have you had the tuna i have not with the avocado and all that in it it's he's got a chicken salad that's really tremendous his uh his pasta the pasta the power pasta is really delicious that and the the pickle pancakes the pickle pancake i'm not a big pancake guy see a lot of like i'm not kale you know i don't like a lot of craziness one thing i do do that he fucking strongly recommends is to drink a glass of water when you first wake up

before coffee you know the first three or four times i did i got fucking dizzy it was like whacking off when you're 12 when you don't come but you just get dizzy and shit like that that i swear to god just a fat a fast glass of water and he said it kicks open your metabolism so there's a lot of things that mike dolce talks about i'm gonna have him on the show also so he could talk to a lot of our fat fucking listeners including myself and help us out because it doesn't even mean that you're fat he has so many things a lawyer cholesterol what's it between greek yogurt and the regular yogurt i don't know well i guess a lot of it has to do with what he's preaching is it's just like they're gonna be healthy fat they're gonna be healthy carbs and uh and it's

those ingredients you know like fruit toast and and those certain uh sugars that that are out there you know processed food right he doesn't want you to touch none of that shit because i'll show him i'll go look i'm eating this it says zero calories he's like yeah but look further you know and so that's where it gets complicated i was one of those that felt like if i'm winning the calorie war then then i'm winning you know but he says well it there's there's a lot of other food that you can then stuff yourself full of until you can barely walk and it's delicious but when it's all said and done when you're sitting back doing work or sleeping or fucking or whatever you do after that then all of a sudden the uh you know the body works and and it can eliminate it quicker what uh

what is your favorite junk food like what do you consider junk food and what do you crack for junk food for me what is your weakness a fucking steak at the medley bay with ice cream on it oh no no i'm talking about the dirty drive-thru stuff like del taco combination oh jesus no no no no one of the assholes on fire that'll fucking kill you george and you're mexican you can't be eating that del taco shit in that taco belt shit you're killing me there you know what i i can't i always crave a quarter pound though right the definition of junk but i always i crave a quarter pound of which he's every fucking day of my life do you know that every day when i drive on fucking burbank boulevard and i see that mcdonald's it takes everything i got not to take my car and

go right through the fucking drive through and kill five of those fucking filipinos and then steal 18 fucking quarter pounders you know that i love quarter pounds and i don't go in there it's like the weirdest thing i say who doesn't who doesn't love a quarter pounder jerry who doesn't love a quarter pounder let me finish it the fucking i know you know this fighter there's a fighter named george maveral he's a cubano like you are yeah and he turned me on to a quarter pounder with big mac sheet or a big mac sauce so now i go in there and say hey hook me up with a quarter pounder and they say well that'd be all i go did i say i was finished and they say well carry on sir so then i tell them what i want you to do is don't put the ketchup and the mustard

and all that i go uh just give me the the meat and the cheese and put on some some big mac sauce and then they do that and uh man it's pretty good you should try that that fucking big mac sauce it's like iranian sperm on your back that shit's disgusting it's like tartar sauce meets fucking asshole sweat it's disgusting that i want so you're not a fan of the big mac no no you know when i came from cuba my mother wouldn't let me fast food so the only time i could eat fast food when i went to miami to meet my cousins in the summers that was the only time i was allowed to eat fast food the rest of the time i had to eat you know fucking what the cubans were eating every day eggs and shit like that so i i think i didn't get turned on to like mcdonald's breakfast to left him

my parents my mom had passed or something like that so uh but i love a nice quarter pound i like a nice i won't eat taco bell i knew taco bell wasn't meat fucking eight years ago one night like meat fell on my shirt and i was going through with my fingers and i knew that wasn't meat i knew that wasn't meat i knew that was like fucking goat's blood or something that they fucking sprinkle cereal on and just colegulate to some shit i always knew that was disgusting i won't eat that stuff you want to hear something funny uh but when it comes to fast food that drives to do what what's your routine you know for the guy hands you the food do you have the willpower to drive five minutes to get home lay it all out on the table and eat it then or do you

do you throw that shit down in the car and get lettuce between the car seat and all that we all know the fries never make a fucking home we all know that we if you go to a dive through it's because you're fucking hungry okay people don't go through a drive through because they only go home and set up a fucking picnic table and put on lauren's welk and dance around the fucking dinner table you're killing that motherfucker right now and you save the bags in case you get diarrhea and you gotta pull over you gotta wipe your ass because that's why i always save those bags if i go to that place as a reminder of why it's so funny how i read years ago how the mafia would take the meat from a supermarket like in vegas you know when you drive by those hotels and it has meat eggs and

bacon what do you call that steak and eggs dollar 99 and these fucking momos in there walk out like that was the best t-bone i ever had listen stupid they take that meat that you don't sell at the supermarket they send it back to the butcher and he dips it in this fucking chemical and then he gives it to vegas and then you go in there with your fucking drunk friends and you eat this mafia which you're not going to get sick or die all it's going to do to you is make you have like a little light diarrhea which you won't call the hotel you're not going to call nobody it's just a cause to do in business you know what i'm saying but we accept that shit that's the beginning right there that's why i don't eat those steak and eggs for the dollar 99 i'm gonna you know i'm

gonna meet for breakfast today what's that i'm meeting georgia leis remember georgia leis used to work for the ufc the fucking spanish guy oh yeah yeah yeah he lives close to now they do it out of a broadcast studio they don't go to the event anymore no i know victor came to the fight the other night victor talking about next week real quick what do you like for next week it's one of the biggest fights of the year it's one of the most anticipated fights of the year we'll talk a little mma real quick what do you like about carlos conduit gsp and who do you like and why well you know i like to always factor in the intangibles i mean i know there's skill sets gsp obviously loves to take guys to the ground he has infected impeccable timing and it seems like nobody

can get away from him setting up with a jab you know fainting it twice and then getting you to commit and bam you're on your ass but here's the thing there's those little intangibles for one coming off an 18 month layoff off a serious knee injury and you know gsp is one of those guys that's methodical it all goes you know his training camps all go in a certain way he's very organized so this one had to be a little bit different because that could there has to be a little concern in the back of your head every time you spring off that knee you know and so those are a couple factors going against him now that and carlos conduit he's he's a beast you know he's he's got 28 wins and i think he's got 13 submission wins 13 tkl wins this guy goes to take your head off he's not going

in there to see what the judges think happened that night he's going on in there to be decisive and find a way to win whether he nails you with a knee whether he catches you with a hook whether you know aim the kick at your head shin at your head or whatever and so you know for five rounds gsp's gonna have to deal with you know contend with it now at the same time carlos conduit has to make sure that gsp isn't able to put him on his back because when he does he's strong man he's got them broad shoulders he does them gymnastics he's just upward torso is just you know in phenomenal shape and he has the ability to just make it a nightmare for you and keep you down and grind you and break you and that's why guys in third fourth round they basically give up and go fuck it

fill the towel or or let's just finish this thing now go to the judges i'll hang my head and and be embarrassed for the next six months but i don't think that's carlos conduit he's he's had plenty of time to uh to train so i think it's going to be a lot closer than what the odds makers think the odds makers have like a four to one favorite gsp and i disagree i think it's going to be very very close i think con is going to be in there at the end but i i do believe gsp at the end of the day probably is the one that'll have his hand raised i think it's going to be real close maybe one of those like 48 47 or maybe split decisions i fight you know for me i sat there and watched this kid out smart the ds kid you know the ds kid could have beat him 10 out of 10 days on the street

but he went and he outsmarted this kid carlos conduit's very very smart guy you're right the layoff is big and the layoff is a big intangible i still can't make a decision i'm leaning towards carlos because i've been a fucking fan of carlos since uh he was losing the rory mcdonnell i think it was and went in the third round and took his fucking head off remember with the elbow yeah was a rory mcdonnell that's when i realized how bad this motherfucker was that he was a killer you know chuck ladell's a great fighter would i take chuck ladell into a lobby against three porta rican's with knives into a black i think i take fucking carlos conduit in there i think carlos conduit could stab you in the fucking eyeball and go eat a sandwich after it something

about that yeah before they call him a natural born killer man that guy's a savage he knows how to turn it on and he knows how to fight on game day you know a lot of guys go in there and go that wasn't me i don't know what happened uh the things weren't clicking you never hear that from carlos conduit he he knows what to do when that cage door closes and i will say this uh you know it's very easy to say gsc's gonna win because he is the odds on favorite he's got you know all the experience he needs to warm up talented fighters of all time but i do believe that if you're going to bet this you have to go with conduit because of the odds i don't think the disparity in the odds is uh justifies their skill set so i think they're basically saying look every momo in town is going

to bet gsc because they've heard of gsc and not everyone's heard of conduit and that's why but you know the money's going to be divvied up that way but the sharp know that conduit is in this fight and he has a very good chance to win and therefore you can capitalize on those odds that's why i love you i'll call the station next week george you're one of my best friends i love you thank you for everything you do for me and you know you give me a launch pad with your station thank you man i respect you with all my heart your family and uh what you do you people that are out there listen to mma junkie it's on every fucking day from nine to eleven correct george nine to eleven a.m you can catch us mma junkie dot com forward slash radio we're on all mobile

devices and if you're back east in pennsylvania connecticut and new york or new jersey you can watch us on fighting out tv channel four sixty four joey it's been an honor thank you for having thank you brother you know i love you i'll see you next we'll talk next week for sure brother and you know you uh you've really done a lot of special things on our show as well we've gotten a lot of fans through your social media and you you appearing on the show so all the respect and love mutual all right brother stay black we'll talk next week before the fight all right thank you brother have a good day he's a fucking great guy that guy he's done a lot of great things for me you know he is the thing he said at the beginning where he said he uh he was just a fan and then he someone said

why don't you do it and he did it that that that like we were talking about that's what i did that's why i heard you i heard you i wanted him to say that to let i know a lot of people mitch nutter i know uh ali farad the fucking crazy i know a lot of you guys are doing your podcast and listen man i get fucking emails every day that we inspire people do something or the other look i'm just a regular fat fuck i can lie to you and tell you i'm special i'm in bedley hills i'm hanging out with this or whatever if i could do this shit so can you fucking lee you know everybody thinks lee's a great guy lee's a warm guy he's funny we torture him lee's not a comedian he's a fucking editor but lee has no fear and that's all i the church of what's happening now is about having no fear

brother go out there you believe in yourself you don't believe in yourself well it's time you start fucking going out there and doing your thing because god knows what's gonna happen now so go out there do it what do you got to lose what do you give a fuck whether it's losing weight whether it's starting a fucking business whether it's telling the boss to suck your dick you're not doing it no more you were looking for a job when you found this one all we're trying to do is make you go for what the fuck you're gonna go for and make you the best you could be i'm a felon dog i'm over here doing a fucking podcast doing fucking comedy jokes on stage i see people when they say hello to me like people that are in the movies i'm a fat fucking felon but you

know what you can't tell me no you're not gonna tell me no if i believe in something i'm gonna fucking go for and i advise you motherfuckers let me tell you something uh i always show you guys movies and whatnot and uh my earliest inspirations were uh you know jackie gleeson and and uh uh you know richard prier and but for comedy the guy that really fucking got me the guy that really took me for a loop in my life i mean jackie gleeson with the honeymooners took me for a little bit brother lee yesterday said to me i go lee i don't know what movie to show you guys why don't you show the tv shows that affected you on friday nights in this country way before any of you used to believe on eight o'clock was one of the best lineups ever on mbc it was sand for the sun at eight o'clock

in the eight thirty was cheek on the man cheek on the man was a kid by the name of freddy prince who uh was a fucking nobody and next thing you know he got on mbc and he made the show and uh he got on the tonight's show and johnny karsten loved him in the world on the street was he was going to replace johnny karsten he was a great host if you want to learn about comedy from eight to nine you watch mbc on friday nights i used to have this girl that used to come over on friday nights she used to have a boyfriend named eddie lomenka in that fucking mumbo moved to miami so i was like in the eighth grade and she was like a sophomore in high school so she would come over on friday nights and we'd get a pizza and eventually we started making out she let me give her

hickeys on her neck she let me eat her pussy and she liked that but our love was shared by sand for the sun sand for the sun was one of the best comedy shows i've ever written and when i came out he had became friends with paul moody who wrote on episodes of sand for the sun and i seen the whole black experience thing but you know richard prior opened my eyes red fox walked me over the motherfucking bridge and one of the episodes is one of my episodes one time and last night we voted for a president okay no no you guys in this country voted for a president last night and it's funny how in the last couple years people have been talking about their what they could say and what our securities are and what you know what's happened in this country how now you

watch son's anarchy and uh the lady said you know uh did i suck your dick in the first episode son's anarchy this year the chick jemma asked jimmy smiths if she had sucked this dick the night before that was fucking mind boggling at seven o'clock let me show you what mbc played at eight o'clock 20 years ago 1977 one night when i was watching this this is red fox one of the best fucking tv performances of all time hit it league and i want to ask this obviously a question eight o'clock on a friday night ladies and gentlemen now here's the question what have you got against black drive now

i will not tolerate these outbursts and you will restrict your inquiry to the matter before the court well that's what's that's what's wrong with the court judge a black man ain't got a chance down here i'm black are you the judge that don't count this why don't you arrest some white rappers i do you do well where are they look at all these niggas in here look around here there's enough niggas in here to make a Tarzan movie that was television eight o'clock 1977 on mbc what has happened to this fucking country you tell me what they played that today every fucking yam will be running on the street fucking white people be running down the street this is why this is the direction where we're

going i was 1977 eight o'clock he said nigger at about 8 24 in the show okay it's one of the funniest things nobody got offended nobody jumped out of window just food for thought over the weekend this is where the fuck our country's going and that's why i laughed i didn't i didn't i didn't laugh because i didn't say you didn't get elected i know i knew where it was going yeah no this is just to let you guys know we're going fucking backwards all right uh let me give a shout out to a lot of people have been giving us some love always neil samuels i love you juke hock sucker king taco junior gilberto mikey c dominick colabrio i love ghetto fonzie burn one ross denver fucking drew my man trevor race fletcher i love you guys i appreciate you guys always

writing little things to me on twitter i've known you guys for a while thank you very much my facebook is officially off till saturday tomorrow night for you motherfuckers that don't know november 8 me and my other favorite jew arish afir are gonna be taking a flight to fucking chicago get your shit together chicago right break out the italian hot beef sandwiches get the fucking reefer come on to the house of blues it's already sold out whatever but we're gonna open up the back section it don't matter bring your mother bring your grandmother i don't give a fuck bring every pollock Puerto rican whatever the fuck come on down bring reefer i heard there's a pound of reefer already there in root from fucking cantaloupe it's gonna kill motherfuckers so make sure you

come out we're gonna take it to cheap the 20 bucks come on i'll say hello to myself and the flying jew next week not the flying jew the flying jew's working here the other jew the yamaka jew next week i'll be at the at the scotsdale comedy spot and scotsdale's only 100 seats per night do not fuck around you want the number i don't have it so i don't know you got to look up information or get online or whatever uh we got a special gambling edition on saturday i know i've been losing the hat i know i had the fucking over one day night all right you don't need to fucking tell me but guess what bitch i'm making a comeback this week like her piece so make sure you're here saturday i got a fucking pick for you and that's all that matters all right i don't

need people busting my balls joey you didn't do this do this that that that that that that that and that's it lee what do you got for these beautiful people that's it's sunday it's sunday what'd i say saturday whatever the fuck sunday nine o'clock an hour before so nine o'clock new jersey time no nine o'clock california time twelve o'clock new jersey time uh come on out let's talk about gambling let's make some money together i got my man joey fulato corner from the vietnam wall in dc and what can i say i'm happy uh you people took the time not to listen to the show today to send you love you know i'm sorry about the voting reports i know a lot of you people are upset about obama not obama winning and ronnie not winning what are you gonna do you all you

could do is do the best you could do today get up brush your teeth wash your dick put some power to clean your shoes shine them go out there be a fucking savage most importantly stick up for yourself next week i'm gonna be going on five years without doing blowing the most important thing i learned about that was i finally stuck up for my fucking self that's why i'm in here in a cubicle smelling a cat with a fucking box of my man lee but we're out there giving you the facts and giving you love and giving you the best we got so thank you very much for tuning in subscribe to the fucking podcast please what are you people breaking my balls for subscribe i'm getting killed here you know i'm saying i'm getting fucking killed here the sponsors are coming uh

subscribe and that's it i'll tell you i'm on facebook so don't be looking at me on facebook it's me you and twitter this fucking weekend lee you know i love you cocksucker you're a good man you're a hard worker don't forget to vote for fucking the podcast awards for felicia michaels please don't do it for me do it for felicia if i can be in the beast if not she's gonna send me emails and text vote your cocksuckers all right beside that obama won and listen man he could do his job you got a fucking job to do today go out there and do it sling some dick and be the best that you can fucking be stay black hit me with some david boy a little fame on the way out of this you know a lot of people don't know before i get to before let me give you a little

something about fame lee lee lee lee a lot of people don't know david boy was in new york okay and he was hanging out shooting making fame and john lennon came by the studio he was he was writing something else and john and he came by the studio and they collaborated on fame okay about a week later out and john found out about this and said what the fuck you're giving uh bowie music what am i and he wrote fucking benny in the jets oh just a little shit that you motherfuckers don't know by john lennon get fucking uh what's the great out of the magic by john lennon great fucking out and that's it have the best day you can have i love you guys be the best go out there sling dick with three hands you're a disciple of the church of what's happening now hit it

church of what's happening now i'm coming sunday 6 9 a.m 12 o'clock with jersey crown what lee hit it what lee uh fame what oh shit oh shit hey hey the brain is just the flame the bunch of children keep your hey you