Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 11/27/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #131

Episode Date: November 28, 2013

Joey's 7th grade teacher Mr. Barone calls in and Lee's Dad is in studio. This podcast is brought to you by: Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout. Hulu Plus. Visit Huluplus.com/joey for an extended free trial. Dollar Shave Club. Visit Dollarshaveclub.com/church for great deals. Recorded live on 11/27/2013.

This show is sponsored by Hulu Plus. Hulu Plus lets you binge on thousands of hit shows anytime, anywhere on your TV, PC, smartphone, or tablet. Support this podcast and get an extended free trial of Hulu Plus when you go to HuluPlus.com slash Joey. That's HuluPlus.com slash Joey. And by dollarshaveclub.com, get high quality razors sent to your door every month for a fraction of what you pay at retail. Now, go to dollarshaveclub.com slash church. That's dollarshaveclub.com slash church or just go to joeyds.net and click on the dollarshaveclub banner. Kicking that motherfucker. Oh shit. Here's some black mother fuckers from East Orange, New Jersey. Dropping it on you. Oh shit. Oh shit. This is the real deal, Lisa. Hit it, please. Oh shit.

Get it together. Wash your nuts. Tonight's the night. If you can't get pussy tonight, shoot yourself. Everybody's home. Everybody wants a stab in tonight. Ladies, shave that fucking monkey. It's your lucky night, cock sucker. Even if you're ugly like me, you're still going to get dick from it. What's up, baby? Oh shit. What's happening, baby? Nothing. Look at you. You're stoned already. What am I going to do? No, I'm fine now. I'm just sending you the A.A., don't I? Please. Who the fuck? I don't have to do them anymore. I did an edible guy. Stop freaking out. Yeah, he did a little piece of edible. He's back. Lisa, yeah, he's back on this beautiful Wednesday. Sorry about not doing an early podcast, but who gives a fuck? Nobody's going to get up today. It's the day before Thanksgiving.

We want to get a little breather ourselves. We want to switch it up a little bit. In studio, my main man, Mr. Syatley's father, the original Flying Jew, they call them jet Jew. This is the Flying Jew, you know what I'm saying? This motherfucker showed up for the jet. What's happening, Mr. Syatley? We love to just fly and it pays. I hear you. No, no, no. It's like a fucking doctor. It's perfect. So what's going on with you? Where you been for two days? Been here with him. You don't call. You don't write. You live in the life of a fucking playboy. You're unemployed. I got the paperwork today. I got in the mail. I'm excited to fill it out finally. You got an employment? I've opened up the... Fuck it. Fuck it. Go for it. Come suck it.

Sit back, fang it nuts. At least that's what people do. They take the fucking winter off. Yeah, that would be nice. Some of they work hard in the winter, you take off. You know what I'm saying? You put into that. A lot of people are ashamed of getting that stuff. They put into that. I used to be ashamed for like six or seven years. I didn't collect an employment. Ari talked me into it. I've never collected it yet. And it's really big out here because the jobs end. It's big everywhere because there's no fucking money. But no, the jobs end here. So in between jobs, you need a little something, which is kind of nice. Sometimes you work on something for 10 months, then you go back to something like,

yes, I went to Jiu-Jitsu and the purple belt there is another thing. Oh cool. And he lives, he leads your life. But he always gets a job up here. Yeah, I've never gone one up here. He gets one up here, Laurel Kang, and now he's on by Rouse on Witsat or something next to something's fabrics or some shit. And he got a day shift. So you got to get your better position here. You ain't going back. No, fuck that. The next thing you're editing is your fucking porno tape that you make. Jesus. Fucking savage. I mean, this shit. Have you made a tape? Well, I would want to see my sex. I'm so bad at fucking. Nobody wants to see my tape. I'm really bad. I've been thinking about late, like the last 50 years, I've just ruined women's expectations.

I'm horrible. I never really was into it. When I was a kid, I was into it. Then I thought it was icky. I don't know. I like eating pussy, you know, I'll slick your asshole. But after a while, it's like, that's it. My fucking helmet, I come fast. So I'm not into it. You know, I come quick. Sometimes I breathe right and everything's all right. But for the most part, I'm two minute Joey. I'm like a fucking one of those wipes that you get from the Dollar Shave Club. Whatever I've been doing. What the fuck. So we did the podcast Monday. Yeah. I went to Kettlebell class. I'm writing a lot yesterday. I did some couple things with the baby. We went to look at the Subaru. We went to fucking the park and did all that shit. Then we went back

to the mall. And it's the weirdest thing. We go to this mall on Tuesdays, you know, and we have to drive out there, right? We have to drive like 40 fucking minutes. But we just make an afternoon of it. Okay. And we get there. And every time we put the kid in the little playground they have 20 minutes later, they got to clean the fucking place. Never fails. Oh, fucking day. All day. As soon as we get there, they got to clean it. I guess they she played 15 minutes. And then some guy comes in, we're cleaning the place and they clean it. And then I think they don't even have hours. They just wait for this 10 kids in there. And then they shut the fuck down because they're scared somebody's going to get their head broken or some shit like that. Yeah. Are you are you really you really

watch over like if they start play fighting or anything to get upset or listen, man, it's the weirdest thing at that age. She's 10 months old. You just put her on the floor. And she just fucking runs. But she not run, she doesn't run, but she just she just crawls and shakes her head like this. It's crazy. Shake. Yeah. So fucking excited. She crazy shakes her head. And she walks and she tries to get up on the turtle. Yesterday I got into a little hole with a tunnel. I got in there. My wife said, you're not going to fit. Fuck you. I fit, bitch. I got through there and some ladies saw some little kids saw my ass crack and said something like whatever people say, crack, you know, crack kills. Like she's like, yeah, crack kills. I can tell you're going to be one of those

little Hollywood hookers fucking, you know, but that that was it. You know, listen, man, I'm 50. I go to these things and there's not a lot of dads around. There's a lot of moms and be one of the dad, you know, and I feel a lot of plays sometimes. Like sometimes I feel worthless for being there. Like, what the fuck? I gotta get a life. But I work nights, you know, I'm like Tommy and good fellas. Where you been? I work nights. I tell you, you know, what's going on, Dicky? So I kids a little talking to them. I get in there. I kids a little. I get in there. I worked at night. Yeah. I left the house at 530. So he was always around. Yeah, he was always around. He had a home office and stuff. So yeah, he he usually wouldn't leave until close to when I went to bed.

Yeah. Let me tell you something. You know how fucking important that is? You know how important that is? And that value has forgotten because inflation has taken away from just having one person at home. This country was built to have one person at home and somebody taking care of the children, you know, and then it evolved into something else. They want equal rights, but women want to work and I don't blame them. I don't want to be cooped up in a fucking house with a kid. But that was the original intention to having your kids close by so you could watch them. And if not, there was some couple people on the block that watched your fucking kids that they had kids themselves, you know, and that's not what

it's becoming anymore. Now, you know, I look, I always drink coffee at the one place as a daycare and I see that they're fucking packed. You know, the day cares about you have to get on a waitlist now. Yeah. To get on a daycare. It's unbelievable. So I, you know, I think about being a kid and coming home and not, they're not being nobody there. And the 80 fucking things I used to do that I shouldn't have been doing, that if there's somebody there, you do something different. Yeah. You know, in the sixth grade, I fell in love and I was dry humping that chick and I was such an idiot on the seventh grade, I got left back. You know, even there, even if my mother was home then, my stepfather was home then every afternoon at three when I got home,

I would have had no place to dry hump it. So I would have fucking gone to doing homework, you know, but it's so important for somebody to fucking be home. My friend DeVillo has two daughters and he speaks highly of them. And I was talking to him one day and he goes, you know, you have to put the time in with your kids. And then when he's whenever young, he had an own office, whatever job he got, he's like, I need a home office, because I want to be around. I'm going to work at six, but I want to be around when they're fucking. So that's big. That's why Lee turned out so good. Yeah, I am this little fucking. Yeah, no, it was a different experience. And there's kids in the town I grew up in who had au pairs. So like baby sitters would come over.

And it always seemed cool as a kid because you're like, oh, I could get away with stuff. But uh, and my mom, my mom didn't go to work until maybe I think I was in high school. So I was very lucky. My wife, yesterday said to me, when we were in the playground, she looked at me just like a willing hills or whatever. It's like a ritzy neighborhood. The more and my wife looked at me and she goes, you know, the day I sent one over here, my child is a day I put a bullet in my fucking head. My wife went to a party about three months ago, a kids party. First off, it was on a Thursday morning. And she got to the party. It was completely different. It was a pool party at a country club for a little kid, for a little kid. And

that's the wrong person to invite to one of those things. Right. She said she walked up and they had this layout and, you know, fucking what do kids eat? They want chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, grilled cheese sandwiches. These motherfuckers had like season salad with shrimp on it. And he goes, he looked over, she looked over and there was a table of parents. And then there was two tables of Mexican women and she couldn't figure out, she couldn't figure out why this woman knew so many Mexican women. Then she put two and two together. They were babysitters. The parents sent the babysitter in Hollywood. You know what I'm saying? Really, you're that busy, the fucking babysitter who doesn't even speak English, just sitting at a

table with other Mexican women. There were two tables. One table of parents and two table of Mexican women, they're the au pairs. They don't call them au pairs because, you know, they got to be white for you to call them au pairs. But it's just amazing. And then the people figure out why the kids are fucked up, why the kids are getting drunk, why the kids are stealing booze, why the kids are eating fucking pills. Because you got till six to put it together, six or seven o'clock before the fucking parents get home. I could smoke dope till 430 and be perfect by the time your motherfuckers get home at six, you know? So it just makes a lot of goddamn sense. What's happening? Why you all? No, I'm thrilled. I'm fucking the CDs ready. We're sending it to the

CD guy today. So look for that. All right. Yeah, that CD should be coming out in December. That's fucking big time, man. It took me a lot to do it, but we finally got it. That guy will be coming on iTunes. And now I start writing again. This morning, I really wrote some good comedy this morning. Oh, I think it is. It might suck dick, but who the fuck knows until you bring it up on the stage, you know? Yeah, do you try it out? Like, how do you, I've always wondered this, because we never really talk about comedy at all. Do you, do you like, it sounded weird, but you can't really even try it out until you get on stage. So you just like think of something like, I would imagine you'd tell it to your wife.

No, no, something makes me fucking laugh my ass off a certain way. Yeah, I'm bringing it on stage. If I go on it, if I'm driving and I think of something so wrong, I think of something so wrong. So the church 930 mad flavor is sold out tonight. Really? Sold out. Oh, cool. Thank you. So if I think there's something so wrong with a thought, I have to bring it on stage. There's sometimes I have to bring it on stage. Yeah. That's one of my favorite parts about the live podcast is you do like a new, like it's not any of the stuff I ever hear you're working on. No, because these are little notes I make during the week. And I'm so fucking pissed off. You know, it's not a bit. It's a six minute

thing I do in the front of the podcast. So doesn't let me into it and really open up a bit. So it's a lot of fun. Listen, for years, I'd be driving around. I think of something I'd try to remember in my fucking cocaine addicted mind. And sometimes I bring it on stage. Sometimes I didn't. About six years ago, I really started putting shit on paper. And I'll tell you what, I've become a better writer. I become writing this book and I was reading it last night, like just three chapters I could really have been. And I'm going to tell you something for the first time I'm getting it now. I'm hitting it. I know what stories belong somewhere else, what paragraphs belong somewhere else. I went on LitLift. That writing fucking thing that's

very simple. It's for fucking idiots. And I'm an idiot when it comes to that stuff. I don't remember all that college stuff. I didn't remember. I didn't remember. You know, when you're instead of your, I didn't remember shit like that, guys, you know, but after doing it and something looks wrong and then people correcting you on Facebook and you're looking like an idiot on Twitter, there's nothing worse than spelling wrong on Twitter. Oh, they'll fucking kill you. They'll fucking torment you and call you stupid and you feel like an idiot. But sometimes you might hit something wrong. If I don't have glasses a couple of weeks ago, instead of putting Long Island, I put Long Island. And fucking people coming back writing with the fake M inside there,

going where he or some shit like that. So it's, so with this webpage, this LitLift, I could write the scenes if I'm thinking of something like go to it and just write something on the scene and then writing into the chapter. So the chapter is on the page, but next to it is the scene and the characters in this scene and what you want to get out of the scene. So it makes everything a lot easier. Trust me, it's still a fucking pain in the ass. Because you've never, a lot of comedians will write like a script. Have you ever done that or done any sort of like other writing? Because this is, I'll tell you what I did in the process of me writing for the last six fucking years. I've written about me because I know the story.

I know the story and I want to get more out of it. I want to figure out a lot of things. So by writing it, it jogs my memory of what happened all those years. Sometimes I'll think of something and I'm like, holy fuck. You know, I'll forget all about that. I was talking to a friend of mine on the phone Monday and he said something about, remember when we were kids, went to the garden at one time and we watched the kid punch him in the face? That was one of the most bizarre things. And I remembered it because I got sick from the blood. This guy punched this fucking guy in the face and he went down and there was like leakage coming from his fucking ears and his eye. Like the eye was busted, but instead of tears, blood was coming out and there was a little bit of blood

coming out of his fucking ears. All this with a fucking right to the head. And I just, I had to run outside and get air. This is when I didn't know how to deal with anxiety. I didn't know what the fucking anxiety was. I didn't know how to breathe. People saying breathe. In those days, I would have to go on a knee and get water and I'd see the fucking spots. You know, now I don't see spots no more. I breathe that motherfucker out before the spots even show up. Jesus. Well, have you seen this new thing that people are like, like the two kids got killed. They called like the knockout game where they're going up and trying to hit people. And this group of kids, when hit like a 60 year old woman, they thought it'd be funny and it'd be easy. She had a

gun on her and she shot two of them and they died. Like it's, it's a silly thing. What do I fucking say every day? You don't know who the fuck you're fucking with. Not anymore, not in this society, not in this society. And you know what, they're going to throw that poor woman in jail for 60 fucking years till her pussy dries out and she dies. And it's wrong because somebody has to stick up for these old people. They live in fear. Can you imagine that too far? I never dreamt in all my years of hitting somebody older than me. Unless they had a pound of cocaine. Unless I was on a fucking mug him or something, but no, no, no jokes aside. I never thought of hitting somebody with my friends going, you see that guy right there? Let's knock

him in the fucking head. Why would you do something like that? I heard about this knockout thing. I won't even look at the tapes because I knew something like that was going to happen. You just need one crazy motherfucker. Listen, nobody remembers this because a lot of people are young. I remember Bernard Getz 30 fucking years ago. Oh yeah, of course. Remember how happy were the fucking Jews when Bernard Getz killed those two black kids? And there was a lot of Jews at home going, thank fucking God, we get terrorized. What was it like the tape on Martin thing sort of? This was, look at them. Bernard Getz was a skinny, scrawny, he just got arrested for selling marijuana in New York. That fucking guy, remember what he talked about? Bernard Getz,

if he ever comes on biography again, watch the whole thing, watch the story. He goes, these motherfuckers went for a move and he shot him. But the whole thing was because I guess he turned away and then came back and shot the motherfucker. Oh yeah, so it's like the tape on Martin thing, like they were mugging him and stuff, saying he killed four, got a while, killed four of them. And sometimes you got, sometimes, so now people stick up for themselves. Now you have two actions to do. You can fucking get this guy and throw away the key, put him under the fucking jail or give him a fucking medal. You follow me? Give him a fucking medal. You imagine if it's your loved one and he's waiting for the bus, mind his business, some kid karate chops him

the fucking head and kills him and they just run away and walk off and this, he just took something precious from you, just like that, just because they want to be kids. I broke a fucking window. I took a phone out of the police in the old 70s and 80s that have these phone boots every 10 blocks that you opened it up and there was a police phone. We'd open it and take the phone out. That's what we did. We never dreamt of punching an old fucking person. I would never dream of that that fucking age. If you were homeless, I dragged you one time by the high school when I was like in the eighth grade. I think I was on acid or freshman year or sophomore year and we saw this fucking whine on the street. I told the story on beating the beast and Felicia got pissed off at me

and he was just, and in those days we all depended on that bus and that bus would stop running at 1030. So you had to walk home and something happened. We spent our money and as we're walking we see this homeless guy on the street there and we fucking, what are we going to do? Let's go to his pockets. Let's roam in his fucking pockets and we like picked them up and walked a few feet with them just to make sure we put them down and as my friend went into his fucking jacket, this motherfucker came to life and grabbed his arm. You want to see somebody change 18 cars, you know, there's a thousand things like that. Yeah, but to just go let's knock this fucking guy out. Somebody's going to say, you know, and listen, this happens in more, this old lady had a gun

for more reasons. Did you ever see that one on CSNBC when the guy called the police and goes, man, there's two people trying to break into my house. I'm going to kill him. And the police like, get back on the phone. Get back on the phone. He went out there and also he said, bam, bam. And you know, people get pissed at that shit. Eventually you have the right to bear fucking arms. And this is your property. This is your house. This is you. This is what belongs to you. Once somebody invades that, you got to do what the fuck you got to do. You ain't got time to downline one one. You don't know what these 19 year old kids are smoking or they're doing that zombie powder where they start eating their skin or in Florida. What was that shit they were eating,

poppers, bats, bats. You don't know what the fuck people are in today. You don't fucking have any idea. Yeah. You know, so what do you want me to fucking do? You know, the word beaten, I have a court when I tried to mug that gay guy. Okay. Yeah. And God punished me and that beating taught me a lesson to rest of my life. They taught me not to pull up the people and give them a finger. You don't know what that motherfucker's thinking. You don't know what happened to him before he got in that car. He might be taking his gun to get fixed and you pull up next to him and say goodbye. His wife told him she was cheating with the fucking mailman. He's looking to shoot somebody. You're going to pull up to him because he cut you off in a fog and give him the fucking finger.

Just keep driving. Put your radio on because you never fucking know. Look what happened in New York with those fucking motorcycles. What happened? The motorcycle cop that was riding on a Sunday with a bunch of motorcyclists and the kid cut him off and they started banging. Then he pulled back and he, can you imagine that motherfucker would have pulled out a gun and started shooting Puerto Ricans right there in the fucking middle of West Side Highway? You don't know. You have no idea what's going on with that guy. You have no idea if he drank Kool-Aid with no sugar and isn't a bad mood. You have no idea if his wife told him she was cheating on him. You have no idea if he got a letter that his mother had cancer. You have no idea. Just because you went to the gym

last night and you movie tied some fucking kid that never threw a punch, you have the right to go out and give somebody a finger. That's what happens. Somebody has to set you straight. I'm lucky that that guy gave me a beating and I punched him and I ran away. He could have stabbed me and made me suck his dick. He could have stabbed me, made me suck his dick, fucked me in the ass and then called the police. That would have been the ideal scenario and then I would have been handcuffed and he would have made me suck his dick right out there in the fucking sidewalk. So think about that. Next time before you get a wild idea, you gotta know what the fuck that guy's thinking and what he's going through. And listen, I'm telling you this at 50. I learned this at 19

and I think it's sunk in by the time I was 25 and I left it alone. I left it the fucking alone. So that's your public service announcement. For the day. What's going on? Say, everything all right? I'm having a good time. I'm here for 10 days. I'm talking to the mic. Move up. I like that. I'm sorry and I should be trained. I only did this 25 years. You want to smoke some more dope? Sure. Why not? The fuck? Then he wants me to say smart things into the microphone. Did you eat some chibochews too? You got a little piece of chibochew? Oh yeah, is that what they edit? This is what we're doing here. This is the church of what's happening now is promoting fucking good health, family style. It's like the Wharton's for fucking

people want to smoke pot. You know what I'm saying? Here we see. Salute! Look, I ain't fucking lying to you, motherfuckers. You know what? Beamed I ain't motherfuckers. What's happening, Lisa? Yeah, tell me something good. Fuck, I'm trying. I'm trying to think. What do you think? I had a fucking 222. I don't know. I'm excited for tonight, man. These are my favorite nights. It's fucking sold up. That's awesome. It's sold up. Thank you for your hard work, brother. What do you mean? This is what happens when you do hard work. Oh yeah. This is what happens when you put hard work in and you believe in your fucking product. Well, thank these guys. They don't have to come out every week and guys like Waterbox

and his wife come out every week. Jordan Lee comes. Jordan Lee's been working out by you in that park and I think I'm going to go draw them pretty soon. We got this kid online that he's going to help us train. I got to meet with him next year. I was going to be with him this week but I ran out of fucking time. I got his email. I'm going to hook up and see what's cracking. I'm lacking. Yeah. So you were saying you had something happen this week. What happened? What happened? Oh, the blood vessel broke in my fucking leg. I got a big purple spot on my leg. I showed Lee. Lee couldn't stop laughing. Lee's like. The hardest I laughed and every six months I have with Joey like the hardest I've laughed for a while. Yeah. Listen to this fucking people.

No jokes. No none. This is all I did. Joey's been saying for like a couple weeks. Oh, I hurt my leg on stage in St. Louis. Thank you. And it hurts. It just hurts. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the doctor. So yeah. So he's like, oh, it hurts. So after the podcast Monday, like less than 30 seconds later, he goes, don't look at my dick. Look at this. He was wearing a long white shirt. And for those of you who know Joey, he doesn't wear a belt. He doesn't wear underwear. So he like straightened his legs. His hands were right by his ankles. He was lifting his balls up under his shirt. He's like, look at my thigh. His inner thigh is all purple. And he's just like, look at that. It hurts. I thought I was a blood clot and all I can see is him

holding his dick and balls under his shirt. I was whole. I didn't want to leave it with him. That's embarrassing. I wanted to see what was going on in my leg. There you go. You know. So yeah, that was uh, Lee's Jewish. Somewhere in that family tree. There's got to be a doctor. There's got to be a health physician. He's not an attorney. His mother is an attorney. She still works too, right? Yeah. You're still tight with him? No. You don't talk to her though? No, I talked to her last November. It was a nice conversation. We said we'd talk again before the new year. We just didn't say what's new year. It takes a long time after a divorce. How long have you been divorced? About seven or eight years. Wow. Yeah. It's still fucking brand new.

Yeah. What are you going to do? Look at what you say out over there. Memories. You bad motherfuckers. What are you guys doing tomorrow for Thanksgiving? We're happy to be here with your son. This is a nice little thing you guys do. Yeah. We're going to a restaurant and where is it? Do you remember that? Boston Market. Right. I work there once on the Thanksgiving. You know what, man? Let me tell you something. Boston Market Turkey ain't fucking bad by itself. It's a mashed potatoes and corn that kill you. If you're on a diet and you just want to lose a couple pounds, you're going to get a slump. It's not that bad. I know the chicken, they're communist chickens. They raise them like in fucking Bulgaria. They have no eggs.

They're out of fucking, they don't even have fucking ovaries, those chickens. I don't fucking know. So yeah, we're going into Hunga Canyon. It's this like cool place that my dad found about. It has like these hippies sort of, it's like a nice natural foods and I'm going to call you in an hour. All right. I'm doing the podcast. Give me an hour, brother. All right, man. So yeah, so we're going to go there and and then he's going to do my podcast, I think probably later that day. And yeah, it's just, I mean, he's here for like eight or nine days. So there's not, we can't do something exciting every day, but just hang out. Tuck him to the beach, you know? Yeah. This is nice. This is nice. This is nice that you get

to see him. This is what Thanksgiving is all about. It's like TV and talk. And smoke dope, lead edibles. This is your time now to get a bag of Cheebo chews. You know, our boy from Cheebo's coming down Saturday night to San Diego to bring fucking treats. It's going to be sponsored by Cheebo Chew. So get ready to fucking drive and hit cars on the five forget about it. I could never fucking love this shit. Thanksgiving to all you bad motherfuckers. I'm happy. I'm a part of this for you guys this year. I mean, if it wasn't for you guys, I've had a guts. I have dick. But I hope you guys are all getting together with your families tomorrow and eat some turkey or smoke some dope in the garage

and, you know, go for me. Believe you got to go get something. We're going to go to the store and get ice cubes and you fucking get tuned up. You smoke like 18. Do you want to get a provisional in your eyes and close up? Then you come back and tear up that fucking food. Are you doing Black Friday this Friday? Yeah, yeah. Who the fuck does that shit? Especially now that the best deals are online. If you're Amazon, by the way, the Amazon link is up. It's up there with the Dollar Shave Club link and the motherfucker on it link and the fucking Hulu Plus link. So stop busting my chops. They're all up there ready for you to go. A lot of nice people. A lot of nice. I don't even have all the names. A lot of nice

people came out and said, Joey, we want to donate. We want to get stuff through Amazon. There it is. You have an Amazon portal right on joeydeers.net. The beauty of it is I order from fucking Amazon. They got a new package of Amazon premium. You're fucking kidding me. My wife is part of that. We get cat food, dog. I mean, we get everything on that shit. A deal is sneakers, karate juggies. I get everything on that fucking Amazon. So what the fuck is wrong with you people? Why would you get in your car when you can get stuff? I'm going to go look around and see what fucking animals. Animals because I'll tell you what, they're going to shoot somebody this year with all the Black Fridays. Some motherfuckers going to be pissed off about the iPhone. Take out

one of those M92 fucking machine guns that they stole from the airport and they're going to start blasting people. It might be a best fucking buy. It might be a fucking Kmart and tell me I'm lying. They run over people every fucking year. Tell me we don't see the store opening and some fat black chick busting fucking through right along. She's got to be tipping the scales at 350. Smells like Popeyes chicken. She's got that fucking gate open. She's got that gate and a fucking guillotine and she's got that leg open and it's always that white dude on the bottom of like a fucking Led Zeppelin shirt that she's stepping on his neck or something. They're fucking animals. They're fucking animals and they're going down to do what? How much fucking money could that big fat fucking black

woman have? Well she got 200 and her fucking Christmas fund. So look at how she's acting. She's acting like they're giving fucking cracker barrels away or down there or something shit like that. People are fucking, you're crazy. Somebody's going to get fucking shot this year. I ain't stepping out of the fucking hot fucking party. I ain't even telling people what I'm doing till next week. I'm going to do something with my daughter. I'm going to go see a live performance. Oh cool. Yeah. Yo Gabba Gabba. Yeah we went to that. We went to like Disney on ice. Fuck yeah. You got to go to all that shit. The Harlem Globes. Oh yeah. How many self the games you guys go to together? Well he had. We're going to talk about it on my podcast. What the fuck. He was on the radio

for 25 years. He's on the guest list. Never used it. Oh and tell them what the guest list means. You get to press box to every major sports team in New England and he was there during the 80s I'm going to have to ask you to go on the live. He was there. He was there during the 80s when they had the old Boston Garden during the playoffs and he was on the pay phone with my mother saying hold on mom I can't hear you. They're being too loud and he and he didn't have that when I was a kid. Fucking he lost because he wasn't going to the game. Lisa Yad is my witness. Lee do you remember the day when my old office. Yeah with the Arabs. And how fucking crying. That's not crying because listen I grew up in Jersey but I love basketball. I love sports growing up and when I thought about

sports Boston just stuck out. Like just everything about to me John Howard check was everything to me Dave Cowans was everything to me growing up. Andre Tippett was one of the best fucking line backers that ever fucking played the game to me. You know Tion and and and Carl you're Strimski and and I mean the list fucking goes on and on and on. How many fucking people I loved from Boston and I couldn't even imagine my life if you took Boston away those early years. The hockey team how many fucking games I go to in the garden and not Boston Garden but I went in the Mascot Garden and just to see the hockey team that I knew nothing about the Bruins. Fucking amazing blood on the ice teeth people yelling fuck your mother fuck this I never

really went to a I went to a Yankee Boston game in Boston I think okay in the 80s the early 80s but you're just stepping in there and breathing. You could see you know Bernie Carbo and you could you could just I can't even imagine I'm not hey you're not into it I don't give a fuck you know I love you the same I mean some people aren't into it but it's just amazing yeah Boston you know I still remember watching Green Bay playing and when the Cincinnati Bengals went to the Super Bowl against the fucking Niners with Joe Montana oh sure they were amazing they were fucking amazing that Chris Collins worth the announcer was one of the fucking receivers oh that you know I loved all that shit and then Larry Bird came along yeah and when Larry Bird came along I wanted to move

to Indiana I wanted to move to French lick dog I thought you know I went to North Carolina a couple weeks ago I wasn't fucking with them in the audience I'm like guys when I was a kid I used to write letters to those coaches the coach from Duke yeah at the time it was Bill Foster the coach from fucking North Carolina Dean Smith the guy from North Carolina Charlotte I was in love with sports I loved I believed in my heart I was gonna play sports when I when I converted to drugs it wasn't the heartbreak was it was basically because I couldn't I came to a conclusion I wasn't gonna be an athlete mm-hmm which is a horrible conclusion when you're a fucking kid and you think that's all you got going for you I always thought I was gonna be a six foot seven white forward yeah maybe

I played for the Celtics for a few years go to like North Carolina you know I'm saying start as a junior or a sophomore when it says you know from here what says what hometown you're from and what fucking high school you're from that's fucking pride Jack that's what that's what fucking American is when you come out and you're the NCAA finals are you fucking kidding me or what and you're in the finals against UCLA or something and you're starting you know when you're in the fucking bowl game you know a Boston college with Doug Flutie against whatever that's Miami yeah yeah so for me it was everything at that time so I don't know what the fuck yeah no it was I was never I knew I was never gonna be an athlete I prayed I wrestled into high school but I would like never I just did

it to do it I was never starting or anything but one of the coolest nights I had is my freshman year my high school wrestling team won like the uh it wasn't the state championship I think I think it was just our little mini league and it was everyone was so excited it was it's uh I'm glad I did it even though from day one I was never an athlete I used to when I was would play baseball I played with the dirt because I just I wasn't I was never good at it but I'm glad I did it it's just listen man right now in my life I have not much going on it's uh I have you you know I have my wife I have the baby I have my friends but we don't see each other you know I don't see I see you more than anybody else I don't see anybody you know and it's so weird and about eight months ago I was walking

through this jujitsu place and I was very intimidated I didn't know what I was doing I'm overweight I'm not in shape and every time I fucking go that guy that's called before that's John Evan that's one of the guys there's John Budd those guys that I go to jujitsu with I every time I go to jujitsu it's not even about not because I suck at it but I always feel good that I went because I see these guys in there you know who would have known who would have known that I like the guys I go to fucking jujitsu with yesterday man he was there and he was teaching me shit and sometimes that's a great thing to to be involved in something just something even if it's one to twice a week the wrestling room talking shit that's why this thing that happened a couple weeks ago with football in my

I don't understand it the best times for me and what you know and I'm not a guy guy can you imagine if I was a guy guy I'm not a guy guy I'm the type of guy that'll come over and eat popcorn on a sundae and watch six hours of football I can't do that with six guys I can't do that but it's nice to be around guys for an hour and a half and sweat on each other and they choke the shit out of me and all right sometimes I'm rolling and I find a little fart comes out of my ass and I go I'm sorry and they go it's okay and I'm like no it's not fucking okay what do you get away for this fucking cock duck they're coming out of my mind you know they're such nice guys they choke yeah well it's just nice to be involved in something yeah it's it's and you know I'm fucking 50 I'm no spring

chicken if I go twice a week I'm good and I wish I was 20 again so I go nine times a week so I really had a social life those guys after class they go drinking they go get cheeseburgers you know I gotta go home I got a wife and a kid I got a set I gotta meet somebody you know there's always something so when you don't have it you know it's it's funny uh I've been to gyms before and shit and I when I go to the Y I basically walk in do what I have to do and walk out you know how many words I say in the Y two two hi and bye yeah nobody talks at a health club very few well there's no no there's some people who do go to talk yeah go to the Hollywood one oh there's motherfuckers that just put a tight shirt on and walk around flexing just to let people know

when every 10 minutes they'll go over and do a bunch of curls and walk around and then they'll start there's a there's a guy he's gotta be mr. Syed dick he's gotta be 90 years old he's at the Y I'm seeing if it opens at five he's there at 10 after five he stays till about one I think his his wife passed he stays till about one guys he does everything he does everything Jesus so at 515 you'll see him in the steam room wrinkled up just bone and like wrinkled skin and he talks to everybody guys he talks to fucking everybody if you let that guy in you're dead you can't you got to like say yeah and go okay because he will fucking yeah he would fucking you know if he says you know your nail is kind of weird and you go yeah I went to the doctor well that's it if you let

that motherfucker in you're going for 45 minutes yeah you'll be as regular as him so he goes there for a social activity and I feel him but you know what that motherfucker swims he rides the bike he plays basketball he boxes he hits the bag you know then you see the freaks that go there's a lot of women that go there to get fucking sweaty Jim dick too there was a chick at the Y that was so hot she would do stuff and she wouldn't wear panties so the sweat would come through her fucking sweatpants so you could see the sweat from her fucking patois right on the bike where the clip was right on the sweat like a clam yeah but one of these big animals like an ostrich then with their the camel toe camel to it thank you that's exactly I didn't know she didn't have a

camel toe she had a little pussy but it just sweat like a motherfucker she would have a line of sweat on her ass and uh it was a man and guy like you know what when you see that you get turned down you're like look at that pussy it's buddy my favorite my favorite pants are the yoga pants like the heights that was my favorite especially when you go to yoga you sit behind the chicken those things did you see a bunch of girls sued the yoga manufacturer because they were see-through and I there was a girl at my old class here in hollywood that her shit was see-through it would just squish the fucking pussy like a burglar like it had stockings on so when she would go into downward dog from behind it was a fucking party and I would breathe per I would

just look at that fucking my ass I look into that fucking pussy and I would fucking just love it and she would look at me because she knew yeah of course she knows because every once in a while she looked at me like you're getting off back there I wasn't getting on I wouldn't come in my pants but I'm looking at that I'm looking at that little yoga's pussy like it's fucking getting down Lee Lee you let me tell you something I got a couple emails this week people thanking me this is a true story I got people thanking me oh shit oh shit it's my main man how you doing mr. brown where's deniro I want to talk to deniro deniro is in new york no he's in he's in Panama they're doing the film duran they're doing a movie about rebuttal duran

my my fucking idol is fucking deniro I'm in five basketball hall of fame but I'd rather be him are you really in the hall of fame still they haven't broke that record I'm still in it you want my picture I'll send it to you you're still you're still there now you still got the record for free throws the ball was in the whole thing next to bill russell and chamberlain's uniform this is it john barone on the line my seventh grade teacher how much money I you know how much I'm money I make in my in my son-in-law's ball when I asked that question like who's got the record for most free throws in a row ever I said let me give you multiple choice a ask the robinson b michael jordan c larry bird b lebron james or e john baron put your

money up and I say my name and then I take the picture out and I and I put all the money in my pocket and what year was this 69 70 what what college I was a kid I was a senior in college university oh shit and then you got drafted by who the miami floridians yeah and they fucking went back to the a b a the old a b a what's happening mr b how you doing buddy that's it school all right it's done for the day it's good it's done for the dungeon one day we're off you know Thursday Friday what do you got half a day today so the reason I got john here I know I love you I've been friends with you for 30 years but Lee is from Boston and it was very interesting what happened when uh that you know right now you see all you know I was in

yeah I told Lee I told him we were cheering for you okay and uh but funny you see all these fake motherfucking Johnny come lately Boston Red Sox fan the original Boston Red Sox fan is the guy I got on the phone in a fucking New Jersey classroom he would tell you he would tell the kids to their faces the Yankees suck Boston and I told you last night I still remember when you used to have the Italian horn and used to say that whatever you know how many fucking scratches on my car because of the Red Sox and I would get the kids so aggravated they fucking scratch my car I had to buy a car just to take the school I bought a 4S car for $400 and I took that to school every day for the good kids

they weren't fucking my good car they only did that once the kid will fuck you on my car and I called his father in and I said it won't he was his first name was Peppy last name was Peppy I said your kid wrote fuck you on my car he says how do you know it was my kid because he signed his fucking initials right under it the kid signed his initials Jane Pitt John Peppy stupid ass mr bro remember when I stole your keys in the seventh grade when they left me back and you were goofing on me so I stole your car keys and you were gonna kill me and shit and then you came back to school yeah you straightened out you never got left back again no I didn't you were a good fucking teacher and you were funny that's what it was you made kids want to come to school you wanted

to cry and go home and kill somebody and I told you so what you're with me another year you're gonna be that much better off a little bit of fuck you on out yeah movies with Bob DeMiro hey we had a good class we were talking about Richie Colombo yesterday and Charlie Gizzie who I figured Charlie Gizzie's definitely in prison I know him and his brother killed somebody down by six corners but we had Richie Colombo in the class tell him Richie Colombo did it because I didn't know the story Richie Colombo hated Kingwell because Kingwell made friends well remember the kid with the messed up eye his eye was wearing your eyebrows on one side and when the kid used to walk in Kingwell had no heart when the kid used to walk in Kingwell's

class you know what he used to do bong bong you know the hunchback entrepreneur he got away with that and I said girl you can't do that because it was Wanda he said no you won't and he never did but this kid Colombo stood up for him one day and Kingwell hated him for you made made his eighth grade miserable the whole year he was always in New Orleans what happened had a problem with Kingwell well guess what ten years go by I'm still in McKinley and a guy walks in in a fucking marine uniform I go can I help you he goes don't you know who I am and so who are you you know I'm Richie Colombo I said oh he came back to see me he goes no I came back and kicked him shit I have fucking Kingwell where is he I said he they moved him out of school he had a

problem with his student he's in Robert Fulton and I don't know what he did but he asked me for the address I gave it to him and he left school like well you know he wanted to kick the shit out of him I wonder if he ever did when I saw her he wouldn't admit it I said Kingwell did Colombo come into you he goes no that was crazy I tell I tell Kingwell was he was a good teacher but he was a fucking animal you know who hit him Martin Perez is our father hit him your friend Balzamo came in and put a gun to Earl Kingwell said because Earl Kingwell was given his son spelling test 20 words 10 points for each word so the kid was getting four wrong you're supposed to get an 80 or Kingwell was given him a 60 while Carmine found out and you know Carmine

he came in and he said to Katonny I want I want my son in Broads class I don't want him in Kingwell so Katonny said if it's all right with Kingwell you know it's okay with me so Kingwell says no he's staying in my class so Balzamo in front of Katonny and he took his gun out he was a lieutenant he was a lieutenant you know that please and he said he do you put him in like the Broads class or I'm gonna fucking bore your head off I swear to god I was there when Carmine beat up Mr. Tatara for hitting me and Anthony and Martin Perez the gym teacher I beat the fuck out of the principal and here's what gets better Tatara was my uh homeroom teacher in high school and I walked in I was like oh fuck and he goes Kokorini just like Kingwell constantly getting trouble hitting

students antagonizing students he hated kids oh my god Carmine fucking smacked him like 50 times the principal was the little guy mustache the one that looked like George Jetson that was the principal oh Maytash Maytash yes you did yes you did you gave him George Jetson uh what does that say to you man I gotta ask you a question really interesting we did a documentary in Lee who's in the room you interviewed you and I wasn't there I was in and out talking to your daughter and stuff and you said something that really always stayed with me and look you proved it right at the end you told Lee you know what this kid did what he did but he's not done yet and that was two years ago and in the last two years it's been nothing but great stuff how did you know I wasn't even done I thought

I was fucking done I thought I wasn't gonna book anything everything again when you made when you made that fucking football movie you were noticed and that's what I told you I said you're gonna get fucking good parts down you just you need that breakout fucking role that was your breakout role you were the funniest guy in that movie and fuck that guy on on Saturday Night Live I thought he sucked in that movie he tried to be he can't be Bert Reynolds you can't he had the Bert Reynolds plot Bert Reynolds is the old-time ace you you stole the show in that in that uh movie and that's why you got kicked through the other ones well the guy that direct you're absolutely right because the guy directed the longest shard directed the deniro movie and he called me right yeah and he's

been with me I thought he hated me and he told me a bunch of stuff so everything was solid but you're uh you're all right mr bro I told you I told you you're all fucking right well so what happened with the world series tell me how'd you get the ticket the one ticket you got tell Lee make Lee Salivate because Lee wanted to go Lee really wanted to be I wanted to buy daughters I said I said to my son-in-law my daughter I said my son-in-law I made him a Red Sox fan only when he came to the altar and he took my daughter's hand I said Nico are you a real Red Sox well you do that to marry my daughter right in front of the priest he didn't know what the fuck we were talking about he says what is Red Sox have to do with this wedding I said take it easy father this is a

personal question he said I said are you a real Red Sox man or you just said that to marry my daughter you said no I'm a real Red Sox and I said well here's our hand go at it but anyway there was he there was the after they won that fourth that fifth game it was it was three three one no three two and now they're going to Fenway so my thing was let's get the seventh game I called up they said I said what happens if they win the sixth game because you get your money back I said all right I want uh 17 tickets thousand a ticket bleachers the worst seat in the fucking house I said how much is this section three thousand how much is this seven thousand I'll sit in the fucking bleachers but now my daughter says like that what if they fucking win game six you never

see it so I took a chance thousand dollars bleachers see and I was at the best move I ever made we didn't even go to sleep they were celebrating so much it was 10,000 cops outside Fenway yeah that must have been crazy because of the marathon game they thought something else was gonna happen but they were dancing in the streets you should saw them remember basically the Red Sox were losers who got out by beating the Yankees four straight and ever since they did that they walked the streets that's three championships in the last ten years and the Yankees pretty much fucking dead they're pulling their pricks they're pulling their pricks I all I give it to every teacher in high schools the Yankee fan I got a I got a picture

of a little boy with a red sock uniform giving the middle finger I ran it off and put it in everybody's mailbox in high school and they said oh I had to be Barone nobody has the balls to put her in women's fucking mailboxes that's what I was gonna get in trouble I said for all the brief they gave me with the Red Sox they have to take it with a grain of salt so when are you retiring mr. Barone you sound great you look great I mean I can't see you're retiring but Jesus fucking Christ you're my seventh grade I want to come I want to come by you and make a movie I want to be an expert no no you got a lot you could say some lines you're a funny guy all I gotta do is tell Demiro go get tell your friend Pesci to get his shinebox he'll get me

apart Pesci still walked around I haven't seen him you know you're a funny you know that guy Richie Colombo we were in high when we were in the 7th grade you know the thing with Demiro he in the last two years he aged his face he aged like ten years don't you agree yeah he's 68 years old mr. Barone but like he was like three years ago he looked 50 now he looks his age I think that motherfucker's looked old since taxi driver I'm telling you he looks old now I saw him the other night on something he looked old oh he's old but let me tell you something mr. Barone let me tell you why somebody asked me what did I get out of the movie when I worked with him and I tell you what I got out of it that he's 68 years old and

ever since the uh the raging bull which is 19 let's just split the difference and say 82 that's 31 years he's been working out five days a week doing calisthenics jumping jacks you know all these people doing cross training now they think they invented the fucking bread Demiro's been doing that for the last 30 years and I gotta tell you what it does it kept him sharp he's still a bad motherfucking actor he just knows he's just trying to leave a nest now for something listen I call this movie for me is for me it's called italian pride this is because when I grew up the first fucking movie that really killed you was rocky that just fucking killed you I don't care if you're black I don't care if you're swahelian I don't care if you're Australian the first time

you saw rocky you were like what the fuck did I just see and there was this alone guy and for me it was he and then I saw panic and needle park with that fucking Pacino dude then I saw him in that movie the godfather and that that was one thing then I saw that other fucking guy in taxi driver then I saw him in godfather too and yeah you know uh whatever his fucking name is deniro so so these three guys what's what I grew up watching to me it was these three guys then I moved to north bergen so I met all you fucking crazy italian people and now you're my family so it's like I got this movie like a gift for you guys this is my gift for you fucking crazy italian people this is it you know what and it might be a bad movie and

my it's going up against Jesus christ it's going up against like three killers it's going up against the anger man to anger man to the movie with the other guy and the movie with merrill street it's going up against three animals to me I don't give a fuck about that to me I used to walk those streets in north bergen I used to walk those fucking hills I used to walk up those fucking hills I robbed the gas station across the street from north bergen with Darren rago I know all this shit there and let me tell you something for me to be standing next to deniro is like a fucking purple heart and I want to thank you guys you know the teachers that stood by me and shit especially you man I know you you know what I was thinking about mr brome when the coach of the basketball team quit

and I went to you and I said mr brome we need help and you said I can't coach you legally but I could bump into you at a schoolyard and we both I can't remember where we went we bumped into you somewhere you set us up and you taught us plays from one to five that was your that was your grandma's school team that was my grandma's school team we weren't allowed to have him he just bumped into us and said this is what you got to do do this and you're going to be fine and we ended up we were fucking oh and 70 year before I know you just wanted the league that year four and three we went and we had no we had no coach we had no fucking coach we had Pete went to the high school and that fucking races threaten the girl the gym teacher whole big remember yeah that's right

that's what a woman coach she didn't know anything but I said if somebody don't volunteer they can't go play and she just sat there but I practiced with you she says I don't know anything about basketball no shit I said all you got to do is take the $500 go to every game and sit there I'll practice with them and they'll play on their own they'll know just what to do and you stay it's one of you want almost every game yeah we went we were Chuckie McBreen me Louis Hernandez and member David Ruiz had to go to Kennedy school and used to call him Benedict Arnold he wouldn't even talk in front of David he wouldn't even talk in front of David Ruiz fucking he's the right boy he had like three weeks left and those three weeks were the hardest days

of his life every time Barone seen him they call him Benny Shruth and Benedict Arnold that's Benny over there but I still remember Colombo had that fucked up hairdo and one day he went into school and you looked up and looked at him and his hair looked like he was Italian but his hair looked like he had an afro but in the middle it was parted and you looked at him and you go Colombo what'd you call me here with a stick of dynamite and he just and we had that other fucking lunatic David Bishop he probably went on to rob a bunch of banks you're gonna see the fucking handboos in the high school I every day I get one every day I get one I told this kid today did you is it windy out because you you must have walked to school because his hair was in all different

directions so I told you know what you do to make it like calm walk calm in the in the wind and maybe it'll go like back to normal that's a new hairstyle I could just it's it's like a a retarded afro I just no sense to it but it's all hair so there you guys are taking a chance if your teacher is bald it's gonna fail you he's gonna get he's gonna notice a church like you have this much hair and he's bald I sold him that so mr bro you never knew we robbed the gas station across the street me and down regal with a water pistol listen I'm from all broken right Frank sit out your room nothing surprises me oh you couldn't surprise me if you murdered somebody I'd say that's a lie we robbed the water pistol from uh whatever was on the bottom of 76th street

that supermarket we were kids pathmark wasn't ready those first wife arenas the VP yes yes I still talk to she came to the show she came to my show in New York right now she's my nice principal yeah she's a good lady yeah she's my vice principal now yeah she's a good lady she's been around for a while she was she's when I knew her when she was a teacher at Fulton you knew her mother her mother was in guidance yes her mother was a guidance counselor absolutely right and mr langana was my guidance counselor who's still left up there nobody you're the only one guy that's it uh this is my 48th year some teacher was telling me what to do I says how old are you she said I'm 36 I said you know what I'm the teacher longer than you've been born and you're telling me what to do I'm 40 she goes oh you

were good for 40 I don't mean that I mean I'm I'm here 40 years and you're fucking telling me what to do I'm fucking 64 again he looks bad coke he does he looks good enough no this is it I think well they took part of his jaw out that's what I heard you know what he was doing all this time sneaking chewing sneaking chew tobacco yeah uh the grandson you know my wife my wife brought him something one time and he she saw the cup he didn't put it further you know far enough under the bed he she said Vinny are you fucking chewing he goes yeah so he goes don't tell my wife please it's the only thing that fucking gives me joy so my wife she came home and told me I said don't tell nobody

leave no long but now sure enough the back of his jaw the cancer got all into it they had to remove some of the bowl so now he can't eat hard food he can only eat soft food so he's losing too much weight now no uh good man coke I know I know I know I know you know listen I'm from Northburg what you what you say I was to you in school he was the same community remember he was my whole room teacher in Hoboken I didn't know everything you say everything you say about me I would I could say about him I was a wise guy from Hoboken wanted to be like Frank Sinatra if it wasn't for Vinny ask me is what are you gonna do at the school I said I don't know I'm gonna stay down and show him with my no no you come home I get to a teaching job everything he told me everything I got is

because of Vinny ask me I didn't know I'm gonna miss him I miss him now you know I gotta go home next month and when I go home and I stop down and say hello to everybody and see what the fuck's going on you know I talk to Michael all the time I talk to Jennifer all the time and I talk to the grandson you know I talked to all three of them keep in touch yeah yeah I talked to Michael a lot Michael called me uh last Thursday it won't be a shock you know yeah no no no you weren't doing that you would feel bad no no no no I I lost Jimmy Burkle this year which uh was a try and I tell other players and other kids that love that was always with Vinny or his his ex football players they don't do shit and I ex them out of my fucking life and I don't want to mention names

there's a lot of them I said when's the last time you went and talked to Vinny or you saw your coach oh oh he's sick I don't want to bother him you're a fucking asshole you think that don't help all the people that go see him and make him feel good I go there I make him laugh and I feel I feel like I accomplished something I tell him about all the douchebags in the high school I know all the people he hates so I even make up things so he feels good there's some things I really do for him I don't do something just because I know he hates them and then I go tell him he hates he hates Tanaro principle I told him you know his wigs looking bad he laughs his ass off I said and you know he got cancer Tanaro now how many principles are at our high school

it's amazing only a couple only a couple how many years we just had we just had our 50th year last year they had a ceremony they had a cake coffee and cake I went 50 years and they've only had one two maybe five principles they've only had three football coaches so I was the third one they've only had four basketball coaches that's a that's a lot for 50 years you know I'm saying that's a big that's a big thing you ask another person how many coaches you have in 50 years that might tell you 20 but you got dedicated people there hey man that was uh what kept me fucking saying mr bro and I love you I got to get out of here

but I'm happy that you called today and uh okay I'm happy that you took the time we were in waiting for you to call out to tell to tell to tell Pesci to get his fucking shine back do you know how Pesci got noticed why why deniro picked Pesci to the raging bull you know the story no he heard Pesci was fucking doing something that has nothing to do with acting he was on stage he was an mc but somebody pissed Pesci off and deniro heard him cursing he said that's my brother I read it he heard Pesci mother fucking you you remember when he says like no your mother sucks elephant dick in that movie you ever see that part when he's on the phone yeah yeah yeah no there's a that move the best part

is when he's eating right deniro's mad at him so so deniro calls him to try and make up but he can't say nothing so Pesci's going who is this you know there your mother sucks elephant dick that's how he got noticed cursing he loves him cursing and any movie he's in with deniro he curses like a freak fucking amazing hey with the new york premiere i'm taking you to the new york premiere so get your fucking tuxedo ready i love you i can't wait give the wife a kiss on the kids and i'll see you in three weeks and say hello all your friends there that know me tell them i said hello and have a happy Thanksgiving tomorrow all right you got it mr bro and i love you buddy thanks for being the best seven great teacher ever i love you more take care you got it

i love mr baron i love mr this is my seventh great teacher ladies and gentlemen that's the real fucking deal and we stayed in touch and uh he's the guy with the blue background in the kitchen for people who are watching the doc if you watch the documentary where i got my balls from he's the guy that talks on there and he's great and he just says it how it is and you know i stole his fucking keys in the center because it was breaking my balls and after they came to my house he cursed me out and that whole summer i was scared to go into his class and he never said no he never held it against me he worked with me so he was young i always pictured him even though it doesn't make sense i pictured him like 40 years old in that but he was like 30 something and then the

more we got to talk to me talked about basketball at that time that was what was saving me was basketball so i was interested in all this shit so you know and then we lost our coach and he worked with us and then after that you know i remember talking to him i quit in school and he's like it breaks my heart but i understand you gotta go you gotta do my my father quit school so it was pretty interesting and uh for people who can't i still talk to my seventh grade teacher i still talk to my freshman fucking teacher because this is all you've got in your life it's just this shit you know what i'm saying yeah let me give a shout out to some people for the holidays here real quick the new york general kenneth sungrass brian baker bacher jessie miller vicky pez i love you

cock sucker the electric pilgrim paul annes jordan maskell i seal mary and brad redden happy birthday wall sniffa and i want to talk to you guys about fucking on it and how i've been taking on it again from my kettlebell workouts and from my uh jiu-jitsu and that fucking shroom tech guys to support i'm telling you if you haven't problems breathing just give it a shot go to on it dot com get that get some alpha brain you can mix and match introductory practice they got the 180 which is fantastic if you fly a lot to fucking turn around there's fucking tremendous give it a shot just go to joeydeus.net in there they got boxes go to the fucking on it box pressing the code word church what are you fucking nuts chr uch and you get yourself a little 10% this guy you get some

fucking emails you get a lot of shit going on getting a lot of emails about dollar shave club people seeing the quality for a dollar six dollars a nine dollars a month you don't got to waste time and go down to the fucking store and do this and this and this but boom you just go to my fucking box joeydeus.net you don't got to go to a pharmacy and fuck around and wait that ladies got to do a price check and none of that shit it comes to your fucking box they send you an email they'll tell you your box has been sent boom you get four new fucking blades every month so you got them right there in your fucking thing i got overblades now they send you an email that if you're not using your blades like if you want to they'll send you'll slow the blades down

they're fucking a great company to do business with and i haven't got that one complaint that razor they use like i told you could fucking stab somebody if somebody breaks into your bathroom i went i went to the mall yesterday with my dad did you look at prices did you see the shave thing and it's even worse there's a there's a sherman oaks mall right next to my house there's a store and they're called the art of shaving i saw it i saw it about a couple weeks ago and and and they it was empty they had cobwebs at the door because you got dollar shave club kicking their fucking kicking them in the fucking pussy oh that's why i fucked dollar shaving i'm gonna go drop 80 dollars to get a fucking blade when the blade you a dollar shave because you got packages for

dollar six dollars and nine dollars that means the most you're gonna spend the fucking year is 108 dollars at least you have a fixed income so yeah i'm a member that are you yeah that's why i love you see mr syath fucking joins up and hulu plus tomorrow you're gonna be sitting there they're gonna be watching football i say you don't want to watch football you can put a plug in your fucking here go to hulu boom you can watch original programming or you can watch whatever shows they have available law and order svu fucking the mentally they got everything they got everything you can fucking put all eight episodes together and watch all of them and that's the way that fucking shit goes again go to joeyd's.net go to the box what are you pressing li joey and that's

for hulu plus what are you pressing for dollar shave club church what the fuck you think you're dealing with sir church ch you are ch i wouldn't have these products i wouldn't stand behind them if they weren't fucking good and you were gonna save money cock suckers because that's all you got is your word you know what's on there that family guy episode that pissed you off don't even talk you know what's crazy didn't fucking piss me off it pissed millions of americans off didn't fucking piss me off we depend on family fucking guy i depend on that dog he keeps me fucking together brine don't bother nobody tells how it is you gotta kill the motherfucker there's a million email me family guy people i'll send you who the fucking kill i got a list of names you're gonna kill brine

the fucking dog and i hope they don't have that they're gonna bring them back though well i hope so because they have that old that weird looking new dog oh my god it was because i didn't watch it live i watched it because everyone was going crazy on twitter they killed brine they killed brine and they ran him over like they did it hard they did heartless heartless shit how they killed them they couldn't just stab me in the eye with a fucking razor from dollar shave club no they gotta fucking run the full fucking dog over it kills me so tonight sold out this weekend in san diego tickets are going fast american company company dot com don't fuck around seven thirty and nine thirty lisa that's coming for boat shows saturday night red bands gonna be down there

one of my buddies doing a guest set early show friday night just me the agustino and my man fucking steve samon you ain't gonna be doing nothing it's samon there saturday friday and saturday you don't fuck around man we ain't fucking around then next week i'm at the colluca casino on friday and then saturday i'm at this theater in eugene origan i'll post to the theater yeah the mcdonald fucking theater great show me and tom segura there's me and tom segura colluca casino get your tickets now new year's eve john lover thirty bucks eight o'clock 10 15 you're walking out of there will all be there fresh from the grudge match smoking dope right up there universal city and they're taking rides around with all the raider fans so come on out let me talk to you

about what happened today i just want to show you what happened the last three days i haven't seen you yeah monday morning i got a call from a buddy man i got a call from an agent okay he's telling me how to i'm down this comedy central show and i don't even know what the fuck he's talking about i'm like what are you talking about he goes yeah there's a comedy central show for r-rated comics david tell is hosting they got 40 comics on it i didn't see your name on that i didn't really know about it you know and they started breaking my balls you know you're fucking agents are slipping you're agents you're agents they know about this shit there's people on that list that are with your agents you better fucking do the math i'm like hey whatever you know and then

it didn't bother me i didn't look at the list of them and then i got another call later on from another comic he goes dog how come your name's on that list i saw what you did on the fucking thing online for arie how come your name's on the list listen i don't fucking know you know i don't i really don't know yesterday morning two o'clock i got a call from another fucking agent and he's like hey man you know they're shooting these next week i thought you were gonna come we're gonna go watch i go no i didn't even get the fucking call nobody fucking tells me nothing you know and that time it bothered me a little bit like at first i go that's when three people call three people call you and it's not i don't know if they were calling me to break my balls or calling me just to tell

me what happened can you get on the show and i talked to arie about it this morning like arie called me because yeah i didn't see you like arie what do you want me to fucking tell you you know comedy central only that some people like broccoli some fucking people don't you know and it's so weird how i'm 50 guys and i know you guys are young you're 25 you're 22 you're frustrated they're not getting paid enough you know and it's thanks again i'm not trying to tell you something thanksgiving this goes every time of the year this goes whenever because this is the most you get pissed off about once every fucking 11 days am i lying mr syah i don't care how old you're you're frustrated with your life yeah even you you could talk to the mic even you yes you were doing well

and at one point you were saying maybe i could do more oh yeah there's always something that you yearn to do and i tell you what you know sometimes it used to i had ulcers when i was 19 did you know that lee and i took care of them i didn't think ahead and it's really with mr syah that uh uh you you really can't think in life about what you don't have you have to think in life about what you have and it'll make your life easier every fucking day and i didn't know that i didn't know that till about 10 years ago you know uh especially living here you don't get a role you know i wouldn't get a role for something i'd be fucking a mess for three days then the movie would come on they'd blow and i go how'd that guy doing he goes he did terrible the movie sucked

it's you're happy he didn't get it and that's the way it's always been like i've always had a path like a light that whenever i don't get something that i wanted nothing happens that's not why now i'm not a hooah no more i feel like eight or nine years after the longest journey i wasn't a whore no more because you could only do what you could do you can only do what's in your path you can't and you can't worry about what you're getting what you don't get and what that guy's getting because you have your own path and it's so funny how i didn't get mad yes lately i was just surprised the people who call me the bad mouth my agents because they want me to sign with them that was number one and number two got me pissed uh that i could see 10 years ago they didn't choose me but

now they should choose me but they don't and that's fine people have their own thing but i didn't get mad about it because how many of those guys wish they wanted to do their own movie yeah i wish they were in brooklyn nine nine i didn't know the amount of people who watch fucking brooklyn nine nine it's a new show yeah how many people watch that fucking show on monday it's is it is it that popular well andy samberg's pretty popular so jesus the fucking email is having stopped so thank you for watching tv and let me know about this shit i saw billboards and stuff and i was like people like man you were with andy samberg or whatever to me it's just a job it's just i have insurance for another year now because my wife ain't working she's living off my fucking insurance so now

for me i don't look at acting like that i don't want to break out role i look at it as it was fun to do they paid me uh it was something different you know i turned down a ton of shit now like little shit because i would have to hire a babysitter do this drive to fucking angora hills eight hours and not gonna have food i'm not doing that no more i'll do shit it's not how many motherfuckers you shoot it's who you shoot so did you call your agent no i didn't say no okay well like it's to the point where uh like you should get calls for stuff like that and it's you can only do stuff that's in your way but if if the people who are supposed to help you aren't helping you i thought i thought you were gonna say you fired your agent or something

no listen yeah i can't you can't fire somebody for somebody not liking you if there's an opportunity there and they like you they'll hire you you know uh when it comes to comedians i'm not the best comedian working but when it comes to dirty comedy i feel i'm up there you know what i'm saying i feel like i work with the best of them or the presence or i could take a dirty i could take a different types of dirty whatever so that shit should break my heart that's what should break my heart but then again it doesn't because i want you know you have to realize that if you start sitting there and thinking about what you don't get mr syat what's gonna happen to you it's gonna get real depressed so you have to fucking zero in on what you got and make that shit better

and i don't know what would you do if you were in my position mr syat would you call comedy center to suck your dick would you be angry i'm not angry i'm happy you know it's like you say show up for work and have a good time yeah it's like why there's things in life that should make you mad and you don't get mad then there's things in life that shouldn't make you fucking mad well and we'll talk about it more tonight but you you had me watch omit the logic for the richard prior thing and then it's this guy at the end that i want to ask our guest about tonight it was one of uh richard's old managers like the old white guy at the end who says oh like who says like he was trying to be good to to uh richard and then he had to draw richard fired him one day and he he cries in

the documentary and i don't know why just anyone in that role kind of gives me like it gives me a weird feeling when i see them trying to sound kind of uh what's the word they're trying to sound like like they're good people and and they're really scumbags you just who would send you out there if you had like mental problems or drug problems and they want their 10 percent you know brother look nothing's worse do nothing is worth doing unless you really love it you gotta assume half these motherfuckers don't have your best interests at heart you have to assume in my business you have to assume that you are 10 percent you know it's like i tell young comics they're like how do i make a move in that way or the first thing you get there is get something

get on the board even if it's a co-star a dumb tv show once people see you on that show especially the comedy bookers they'll treat you a certain way because they know now you have potential you could actually books up and they'll never want to be on the bad side of you what if he becomes next bill cosby and he won't come to my club because i didn't hire him when he was in mc or i didn't give him say hello people think like that here you know a lot of times people have a project and they think i'm i'll be submitted for the project and then they'll stop talking to me because they don't want me to approach them about the project which i would never i'm not that type of person i do well on my own so i would never jump on somebody like a little mutt because i don't know

what they're thinking and casting just because they want a mobster doesn't mean they want me it could be a guy that looks like mr syat a little mobster like that a little jew fucking gangsta you know i'm saying from florida coming up to visit you yeah so i whatever it is it's just not meant to be and i know this from experience you know i really stopped caring about roles like in 2003 like i had this part when i go to an audition i walk out it's in it's in god's hands it's in the universe's hands because i don't know if the director has a nephew that just moved here from connecticut and he wants to act yeah i don't know that just because i was the best actor in the room i'm doing the brian callan podcast pretty soon oh i'm gonna talk a lot about acting and then uh

being brian were very enlightened like in 2001 uh there's a movie called sleepers who's the cast who was the casting director on that of your imd be it uh brian callan i i knew each other from joe rogan and i knew that he was more of an actor than a stand-up at the time and uh he uh louis did yamal louis de jamal and uh louis de jamal went to school with donny brasko and and east orange new jerseys a jersey guy that's just a little tidbit on the side but louis de jamal did a casting thing at ucla how fucked up are you mr sayah you fucked up i like it yeah you want to go sit on the couch and put your feet up oh he did he did it for the exorcist too he did for exorcist the godfather godfather oh no radiator rain man bro louis de

jamal is one of the best he also did hannibal he did fucking a thousand movies he did donny brasko he did you know he did a thousand fucking movies yeah but we went to his casting workshop like i didn't know it's like if i had met lee through you and also i go to a casting workshop and lee's there so i sat next to lee and we sat next to each other we watched his workshop and it was about him casting the movie sleepers and how they were looking for a spanish woman there was a role that they were looking for a porto rican woman this is a village role and they looked at jennifer love hewitt they looked at jennifer lopez and they looked at some other fucking broad i lost three broads who do you think had the best tradition lopez jennifer love hewitt

ah knock this motherfucker he seems crazy he goes on paper jennifer love hewitt should have got that role i don't know why because the chicken could have been mixed okay she could have been porto rican and white too but supposedly the story goes that uh she was she was uh the girl who ended up getting the role was in new york visiting a friend and she dropped off a headshot in the director and she got and she's australian the girl who got the role okay because she was like a late adam but going into it you would have thought it was jennifer love hewitt but for some reason they picked the girl they picked yeah she didn't have the best audition but she did something that fit with the other guys or something so just because you're the best one doesn't mean you're gonna get it yeah that's

still killing me like i would go for jobs on i went for a point of about a year and a half then i probably went to 10 or 20 interviews and i didn't hear anything and it's you feel like you're more qualified than other people and you feel like you could do just a good a job but then their friend says oh i have a buddy or or they hire the first person they see because it's just easier it's it's something you know like it's it's hard to get over for a while you know what it is it's a numbers game that's it the more job interviews you go on even if the job sucks and you don't want it you got to go on it when you're looking for a job you got to go on everything you know yeah the same thing with acting you know you just have to keep going keep enthusiastic you know when i used to go for a

job interview i would drive you crazy i'm a real fucking i don't fuck around so when i go to interview with you i go to interview with you i looked you up even this is 30 years ago even when i was fucking criminalizing this is how i was like uh i went to an interview for whatever when i walked out at interview 15 minutes after that interview i would call in there and call mr. sciat who just interviewed me and said thank you very much for your time is there anything else you need any other references or whatever nobody does that as soon as i walk in the house i'd send the fucking thank you car if i didn't hear that in three days i call that motherfucker again don't go i'm right there i get right and it'd be amazing what result you get either you're gonna get no we're not interested

don't call here again or you're gonna get i was just thinking about you you know you're one of the three we're interested in that phone call just put you to the top of the list because those are the fucking two guys didn't fucking call this is for a job especially if it's got something to do with customer relations you're showing the guy that you're a fucking savage he can't he can't replace that shit yeah he can't replace that that's something you cannot teach i went to denny's this morning i got up early and had a protein shake and then i killed time and it's fucking weird if i see a skinny waitress she's a bad waitress i get it you're a skinny fucking person you don't understand the value of food but you're a fat buck and you're a fat fucking waitress i understand that when you

see another fat fuck you look at him and give him that nod it's like a fucking nod to a blind horse and you give me the fucking respect a fat motherfucker needs at ten in the morning when he comes into your place to eat fucking food okay so i go in there this morning she's a fat fuck i order the grand fucking slam i order two eggs sunny side up piece of white toast and two slices of fucking bacon and the oatmeal between me and you guys the eggs there i don't trust them they're radiation action the fucking toast ain't wonder and the bacon god knows it could be boys fucking meat bacon or it could be somebody's dog or it could be a wanted fucking cat you know i found a little earlobe one time in that bacon so i went in there i was just going for the oatmeal but if you're

gonna drop the 495 for the fucking oatmeal you might as well get an egg with it and what's up grand slam it's 595 when you pick four fucking items right yeah i sat there for 25 fucking minutes with nothing on my thing except iced tea like if i was fucking like if i was dehydrated that dumb bitch couldn't even give me a bowl of fucking oatmeal quick these are the little things that you should know that's how you get a tip he just walked in here this fat fuck is hungry if i was skinny i look like fucking jesus then he don't care about food he'll he'll forget to eat he hasn't eaten since tuesday but this guy's a fat fuck let me go get you know she brings the oatmeal with the two eggs what does that do for me so now i eat the eggs but the oatmeal's fucking cold you understand me

it's common fucking sense this is not something i could fucking beat you this is common sense you're looking for a job how the fuck do you look for a fucking job do you go down and give me a wrap with your tattoo fuck the jews and your yellow tooth and your fucking greasy shirt no you and the piercing yeah yeah you got a fucking you know i believe him there was a dude i just worked with a fucking on the movie set that went to wire you up and he goes dog i'm sorry if my fingers smell like cigarettes but i don't give a fuck and i looked at him i go you must be 22 he goes how do you know i go that's what a 22 year old would say listen dumb motherfucker someday you're gonna be on a movie set with denzel washington okay and you tell that to denzel and you see if you ever ever

even think of fucking working in that fucking business again you'll be fucking sucking dick in hollywood or being a waiter so if i was you i would smoke on your own fucking time because if you're gonna be a professional take it to the next level that's not the answer a professional would fucking say no i don't like if you don't smoke fuck you have to deal with that's a dumb fucking hillbilly i would say something yeah i can't imagine it's uh and it's kind of weird we we always talk about how some the tv show is going down and a lot of comics write tv i asked you earlier if you wrote but they're hiring a lot of younger like no like it's kind of what they go through like they only always want the cheapest so like if they had hired you you would cost more but the

show would be better no they have a lot of older guys on the list sometimes but there's no this show has tom rhodes jimmy shuber oh no no not that show just any like sitcom oh sitcom yeah no no but listen bro it's a union now they got you on scale and they got different after it's different than sad after scale is 695 some companies like 695 plus scale and you're raging calls and goes get over yourself this is what you're paying my client that's different after has a set rule so let's say you do something after it's 2770 for three days and you're a guest star that's what it is so either leaf say i taste that guest star or joey dears they're not looking like your resume it's 2770 for fucking three days okay you understand me that's where after came in

also after is in right now anything you do now is pretty much after sacks still around but not really they're still doing a couple movies they still do a couple tv shows but it's basically after and they hide a bunch of little fucking but they all do they all hide a couple fucking by the way people who's not working that there's not a by the way on your fucking contract somewhere maybe you don't want to pay overtime you know there's companies that do a lot of dumb shit it doesn't change in the movie industry somewhere along the line you sit there and go what the fuck was that all about when you go you know what they hide me for four days what do i give a fuck i'm in and out of this motherfucker you know he gives a fuck absolutely so how long you up here

for miss that's like eight days and you're excited like like then franklin said after three days fish and company stink no no no i just i don't want to overstay my visit but i'm having a great time all right well he's happy you he couldn't stop talking about it yeah my dad's coming special western for thanksgiving what are you doing tomorrow i'm going to my uncle's i'm going to my mother's brother who i tried to rob 30 years ago now i'm breaking bread with my thanksgiving he wanted to see the baby he wants the baby to come up so i'm bringing the baby up and my wife and when i watch the game and turkey i eat a pot cookie and that's it that's what the fuck do you do on thanksgiving you know they they draw thanksgiving up to be like the pilgrims are going to show up

with corn the fuck out of here it's regular people who show up and and what do you really do you sit around you you watch games you talk nobody's thankful people bullshit you say put your head down let's be thankful for the things we got this year a couple people look at each other and be worried about fucking you know black friday whatever the fuck happens so that's it that's all i got for you motherfuckers today yeah it was good that was a year ago i came to your house for things giving in your wife was super pregnant and i think you and i just watched football for like an hour and then she went to bed she had this white meat and she went in and fucking watched the pregnant monkey and that was the end of that fucking thing that was the end what are you gonna do for thanksgiving

so you're going out with your dad well yeah we're gonna go probably come back here he i'll watch a little bit of football he probably took a nap because he doesn't watch football um and then more times paul are coming over i'm gonna see you i think friday look at you he's on celibate this week you know what i'm saying that's all right that's only for a week i'm sort of happy to see you son he looks good god bless him he's doing good he's doing good a lot of things could be going you know this place is a fucking uh an armpit so a lot of things could be going bad but he's doing well yeah he's holding his own yeah this what you're supposed to fucking do that's what you're supposed to do you know at that age of 25 you and i were bulletproof you could stab me i'd put a bandaid on

and go out to work the next day who gives a fuck about blood or whatever the fuck coming out of me who gives a fuck i'm not going to no fucking hospital so this part of the conversation brought to you by chi with you i love you guys seriously happy thanksgiving we didn't have to do this podcast it's just another one for you to put in the car and scratch your balls with and drive around and have a good day happy thanksgiving terribly out there what song did we decide uh looks like hill that's right little motley crew for you motherfuckers happy thanksgiving water box and clio we'll see you motherfuckers on a sold out show tonight over at the ice house oh shit 9 30 9 30 bitches stay blacker than black we love you nothing the show's over don't forget

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