Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #114 | JOSH WOLF | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

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check one two welcome to uncle joey's joint you you you you what's happening you bad motherfuckers welcome to the joint it's wednesday the 10th of fucking november moving right along thank god it's been a tremendous fucking week in jersey so far it's been in the 60s hot as fuck well not hot as fuck but warm mildly fucking tempered

bright beautiful sun shining birds are chirping the trees are fucking you know the leaves are falling off it's just a beautiful time of the year i'm happy you guys we got a great fucking podcast today i got a guest later on uh thank you for everybody who uh made comments on the pictures i posted yesterday from me and my five buddies that's a great picture you know i didn't even look at it that hard until i posted it and i was like that's a great fucking picture and for you people that put up i put it up on twitter and instagram and it's been hysterical the shit that you guys were saying this is the first cool post on instagram i haven't put up without people talking shit and the same stupid stuff i mean i know my hairdo is

fucking ridiculous but for you people who think it was that we were coming on the changing flavors no and i look and i know we look fucking old in that picture didn't we we look like fucking young men but for you guys that don't know everybody looked old when we were growing up it was fucking crazy how old we looked in that picture that was the eighth grade trip we took to philadelphia that we were going to go to betsey ross's house where they made the flag and all this shit something else that's in philly and we were going to the nutcracker suite it was uh it was like it was fucking yesterday and we had buses like i forget the name of the university isn't it university bus with the schools and shit like that i think university bus i remember the night before i told

my mom i was going on a school trip and she's like what are you bringing the kids i'm like bringing the kids i'm not bringing them shit she goes you better get up the fucking shop right and buy some snacks for the kids let me give you some cash so she gave me like 20 bucks i bought like yankee doodles yodels uh what's the the yellow ones twinkies i bought a a box of twinkies i thought i had a cupboard i didn't smoke pot down i was in the fucking eighth grade i think we smoked at the end of that summer we started smoking all of us but we were fucking now i'm lying to you guys we smoked at mckinley yeah we smoked at mckinley we used to smoke out of a glass uh out of a glass uh i don't know what you call them it's not a pipe it's just like a flute

with a hole in it and you put the joint in there and you light the joint and then you just go like yeah something like that like you just i forget what it's called so we used to go to fucking blimpy at lunch time up in union city we'd fucking smoke and we'd sit on that pipe it was a little fucking pipe and i put it in my back pocket and while i was eating roast beef fucking blimpy made a tremendous roast beef sandwich with vinegar and oil oh lettuce tomato onions tremendous no pickle shut up your ass i don't need a pickle on roast beef there's no pickle on roast beef cock suckers so uh we used to fucking do that shit we smoked pot like once a month we were we were petrified then but i started smoking a little more like throughout

the eighth grade i think i smoked like maybe four or five times that whole year but once we graduated we were puffing that summer getting ready for freshman year but that eighth grade picture was taken everybody kept thinking it was the changing flavors or the night that uh we were driving by sound no so we went to philadelphia we went to betsey ross's house first we had to wait online it was fucking cold out and shit we got through it and then we went to the nutcracker suite we brought a bunch of fucking paper clips and we broke them in half and we all had rubber bands so me orlando south say though david ruiz dominik speciale we sat and we just shot paper clips at the fucking people one after the other pop out the people who were performing those let me tell you

some those things hurt when we were kids they tell you don't shoot paper clips because you're gonna take somebody's fucking eye out like they banned that at school and shit we stayed up all night breaking paper clips we had rubber bands so after about 30 minutes of shooting paper i never forget like we kept missing our aim wasn't good you know at the beginning our aim wasn't good and then we got a hold of it and there was like a 10 paper clip run we all shot at them and there were two principal people on the stage i don't remember to fucking play there were two principal people on the stage and i remember that they were holding their legs like ah and that's like 10 fucking eyes the curtain dropped and the light the house lights came on and they fucking went out to the auditorium

they pulled this out and we got thrown the fuck out the teachers were mad at us for maybe 10 minutes i put up i posted a picture tuesday i posted a picture monday of the whole eighth grade class but tuesday i posted one of me anthony balzano god rest his soul and walley lindsey walley lindsey was a teacher i had he was the mayor of wehawking but he was a grammar school teacher in north bergen why i don't fucking know i i felt i found out that day when the atf came in a rest of them for fucking racketeering and murder that dude in the picture i posted on twitter and whatever went to prison for racketeering and murder he was racketeering to waterfront and wehawking selling it without fucking i don't know the whole story back then but he did end up doing

13 years and i spoke to walley about maybe seven years ago and he was very fucking proud of me so it all worked out you know i'm saying so if you get to look at the pictures on twitter go on twitter or my instagram mad flavor and you'll see both pictures that cool pictures uh i never saw them before some girl sent them to me they're getting ready to do a mckinley reunion so she sent them to me just to get me excited i'm excited about it it's next week uh let's see what happens you know i'm saying my schedule changes every other fucking day i got something you know but it works out i gotta talk to you guys about something and let you know what's going on i was fucking excited this past weekend i really was i'm like fuck i'm gonna be able to watch

something i like like right now i'm waiting for a couple of shows i was waiting for narcos i was waiting for cobra kai with my daughter because we're gonna watch that while she's off school all that week uh christmas holiday you know i was waiting but i was really waiting for fucking narcos friday thursday night i stayed up till midnight because i thought it came on a midnight but it didn't three in the morning yeah it came on a three in the morning when i fucking got up friday i went against my own will and i tried to watch the first episode in the daytime like after everything was done obviously i sat down i watched the first episode it was very weird second episode was a little weird finally about a third episode i started getting what was going

on and i was still fucking confused then the fourth six and the seventh episodes picked up some momentum and it led me into the eighth and ninth and tenth episodes which they were okay the show i thought was tremendous i thought this year's show wasn't that fucking good like it just didn't uh it just didn't grab you and the ending was kind of weak how he ended and shit like that they had a couple violent things they threw a side story in there about a guy who was hunting a girl killer he got fired as a cop trust me way to fuck out there okay let me tell you what happens guys before you guys lose your mind okay when you have a popular show i eat the sopranos miami vice narcos uh the one that was on amc

breaking bad anytime you have a show like that the first two seasons a blockbuster right fucking people talking about everybody's talking about you you're on tv guide you're fucking everywhere what happens is uh and dex is another show that that happened to also what happens is the first three seasons you've got the full writing crew right you've got the full right these are the writers that were there from you from day one but guess what after your show gets hot the hardest thing to handle is your writers because they all get offers for more money when you're on a hot show you go from being a writer to being a head writer on a different show or moving up two notches like you're more involved with the head writer you're working

with the producers every time you get a job it's a way better job you know i'm saying so like miami vice you watch miami vice first season was mind boggling mind boggling how good it was second season mens and mens they got they found out they had a hit show third season was pretty fucking good after that miami vice fell through the dogs cocaine uh fucking egos but most importantly the writing i mean they had an episode about martians on miami vice how do fucking martians come into cocaine in my fucking world but whatever so that's what happened on fucking narcos i mean that the writers just switched and uh it's a fucking shame i know he's got a couple of the shows andrew by ease he's got like godfather harlem and some other show on stars he's a he's a great

executive even even like let me give an example sons of anarchy great fucking show okay so sons of anarchy ends he goes over to miami's he's the executive producer the show running the whole fucking thing of miami's he was on it guess what he had just done seven years on fucking sons of anarchy by the time he got the miami's he was burnt out i'm talking about curt setter the show runner the creator of all that shit of sons of anarchy he was burnt out he ended up getting fired from his own fucking show yeah he's not on the show no more he's not on miami's anymore it's his show he still gets a creative credit you know 13 14 i don't know i don't know exactly what it is but no he's and that's how fast that shit moves around the result is you're sitting there going

wow this show went to shit no it didn't go to shit they changed their fucking writers and that's what the fuck happens you understand me miami vice did the same all those shows did i don't think breaking bad did it breaking bad held on yeah they were pretty fucking good but it's just some shows that they go down the fucking tubes you know uh today i got my friend josh wolf on the show i noticed he put out a special last week i've been me and josh moved around the same time he came to nashville and i moved to fucking new jersey you know when i got here me and josh very tight we're family tight his family i know his brothers his parents his guy baby sad his kids you know so throughout this whole journey of us being here just because i didn't have him on the

podcast didn't mean we weren't jacking you know we've been talking the whole time bouncing ideas off each other and i'm really happy he's that ally i think that uh when you move that way sometimes you get too dependent on your agents and the people that are working around you and we forget that we have to do all the work i never forgot that i never forgot that that you have to do all the work and bring it to them and then they'll never initiate it so for you young comics you're like i don't know what's going on in my agent they don't want to initiate it you can't just sit there and think your agent's going to get your shit you got to keep working and eventually you guys beat in the middle and you bring them stuff and i know you're paying them a commission

why am i paying them if i got it guys this is part of the business so don't fucking feel bad about it but you know josh and i had been in LA around the same time i think he had been there about a year before me um we were together from 97 to 2001 just trying to figure it out you know like i told him i'm gonna tell you guys you know we're writing the book and we had to write this chapter a couple weeks ago and it was the best feel good chapter of the book so far like it was when the you know we can we talk about me growing up we talk about me going to prison kidnapping people this is completely different this is when i get into an art and i find friends that are like mine that it was me rafi gavin you know a bunch of us six or seven of us we were all broke we were

all going through the same thing we're trying to find our fucking voices we were trying to figure out what the fuck to do and by the looks of it man we fucking did it you know but the best time in my whole comedy career wasn't when i did the chicago theater it wasn't when i did town hall i like to think that i really like to think that i like to think those are the highlights of my life when i did the longest yard the best time i had on my career was when we were getting to that place to struggle you have to look forward to the struggle if you don't it's not going to work off you that's when most people quit they don't like it it's it's you know they don't like sleeping on floors they don't like sleeping without a fan they don't like going to bed with a fucking empty

stomach when you're first starting on comedy when you when you love comedy so fucking much that's what you do you star for it you you sacrifice your family for it you don't want to come home your mom will call you your family you know how many times i was in comics and they're like man my parents i haven't seen them in a year they want me to come home for thanksgiving but i'm too fucking busy and i would look at them not having parents i go dog run back and see your parents and they're like no i'm too fucking busy that's the love that you have to have for comedy that's the love that's the love you have to have for whatever you're doing that's the passion that you have to have if you want to get to that place whether you're in a band whether you play

the guitar whether you want to sing whether you want to suck dick whatever the fuck you want to do that's the fucking cost of it is sacrifice and nobody listen one thing i could look you in the eye and tell you is that i saw Ralph he made sacrifice i saw fucking josh will sacrifice and i saw my sacrifices and guess what when i saw them sacrifice things it was i don't know it was like uh it inspires you like this is what i gotta do to get to that place that's what i gotta do i'm gonna fucking do it before i introduce josh wolf i gotta talk to you real quick about betterhelp.com listen today to join us sponsored by better help online therapy if you're scared of going to therapy like i was think about it this way okay

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had a nice fucking chat i hope you enjoy it i hope you young comics are watching this i want to do is josh wolf i'll see you cocksuckers after what's going on man what's happening welcome to the motherfucking joint my friend i'm so psyched to be here how you doing i'm putting the pieces together man every fucking day is a different adventure yeah one day at a time what's that poster behind you the one you gave me oh yeah bruce lee and dan and asanto and shit looking good back there i got a mirror there you want to cover it i don't like looking at myself in the mirror at night you know what i'm saying i do know what you're saying sometimes i wake up especially now you know and i in my brain i wake up and i look like i did you know 20 years ago and i look in the

mirror i'm like who's that fucking dude you know what i mean it's scary when somebody gives you a picture of you or sends you a picture and you're like oh that's not good do you know joe when you went in your brain you're like i kind of look the same and then someone sends you a picture from like a while ago and you're like oh no i don't no i don't look it's not anything like that anymore it's not good anymore you can lift all the weights you can it's not good anymore i'm gonna tell you something right now dude my skinny little legs are not getting any bigger those things refuse to fucking work for you doug those motherfucking legs of yours just refuse you gotta put heavy fucking squats on there like 300 400 for three huh how long you known me now 20 years have have

these legs ever gotten any bigger than this no it's a fucking shame what a shame you're gonna have a hard time when you're 60 you're gonna have a cart and a fucking helmet because you know you might fall off the fucking cart and shit that's that scares the shit out of me like people's parents start to fall when you're 55 i work on my balance every fucking night because of that i am so scared every since i fell off that fucking bike before i moved to new jersey i'm petrified a fallen anymore petrified that fall was horrible in LA i'm looking at him break my fucking shoulder my neck but i mean at our age when you fall on the ground some something bad's gonna happen some bad something bad's gonna happen you know you watch football you watch all these guys flying

through the fucking air and hitting each other i've been watching football this year the last two seasons because i'm not in the road no more i got time to sit pull up a chair place a little fucking 25 dollar bet and shit like that i had the oval last night two nights ago thank god i got beat up this week on draft kings them motherfuckers beat me to fuck up prop bets everybody i couldn't pick a winner saturday night for the UFC and then sunday you saw a fucking sunday everybody who got upset i had them like i had the rams i had fucking dollars given 10 you know i had the bills i had the bills given 14 they lost by three they didn't know it's like they didn't eat wings or some shit that week i don't know what the fuck happened to them but uh it's just uh yeah i had a

winner on monday night and i'm happy and i'm reevaluating my fucking gambling after this weekend do you remember if there was a dude i knew when we were in seattle who parlayed the same and i forget what three teams it was college he would do it in terms of college three teams remember it was like three teams iam e oklahoma florida state and he just rode those every week every week every week you're a winner at the end of the season not by much you're not gonna win a lot but you're in the positive that those three you know unless they stop covering like last night dallas didn't cover once i seen brett michael's i knew not to bet fucking pittsburgh i swear to god as jimmy florentine we were sitting at his house i saw brett michael's like i hope nobody in the room

bet fucking pittsburgh last night he's the kiss of death sure enough they didn't fucking cover anytime it's like fucking pete rose night or one of those celebrities gonna show up and you get all they're definitely gonna win tonight fucking joe montan is there they get killed they always get killed one thing that for me and you taught me this you this the saying that america is not that smart so when you see everybody betting on something you gotta bet the other way you gotta bet the other way and you know that's another job that's what you told no and that's what i like about yahoo yahoo what you do is let's say you're looking at a game you're looking at i don't know the cowboys against denver don't fucking remind me i love the cowboys you know and uh

they're giving i don't even know what the fuck we're talking about here i lost my train of thought here we're talking about the the the betting on what everybody else is betting on right let's say they're giving 10 whatever you go to yahoo and you click on that game because yahoo tells you what games are up that day click on that and the game it'll tell you you know first place in the eastern conference third place no western conference and then you scroll down and it'll actually have the breakdown the money line and the line and the total of what america's betting it's pretty interesting it's very fucking interesting what everybody's looking at and that's what you base your picks off of you know i'm not greedy it's like i was thinking about this the other night

how gambling has changed in my life gambling we did to make money to actually think we were going to beat somebody and make eight thousand and get our dicks up no that's not going to work that way i put a nickel in there i had a g in there till this weekend on 25 stupid bets the world series i just bet i didn't even bet the world series i would bet a run to score in the first inning and that's a smart way to go right yeah they always hit a home run in the first thing except the two games they always scored you know when the playoffs i always bet the first run florentine used to laugh at me goes don't you pick a fucking side i go nah they got all these prop bets i don't want to sit and watch a game for three hours to get the final result that

sucks dick and i don't want to sit there so i rather just put a prop bet and you know where you stand at the end of the first inning they had first five innings they got so many fucking things that you could bet on that it's kind of fun you know listen you just bet 10 there's some nights on board i'll play blackjack for a quarter i wouldn't and i'll go i'll quit when i win a dollar at least i'm up a dollar for the day i did okay i made a dollar that's it another day another dollar you make a fucking dollar were you the one who told me also friday night nba home teams always soon as the line shifts yeah the more points they're getting the more money you're putting on that team so if you like i love the celtics on friday night the celtics and the sixes

at home the line is up and especially like if you put bet if you bet that the celtics from california you get a decent line but if you call boston to bet the celtics on a friday night the line is definitely a half a point to a point maybe a point and a half bigger they do that because you live in boston you're not going to bet toronto you're going to bet boston so when that line shifts two points and it happens all the time i always look at the tuesday you look at the games for the week i don't look at them no more sunday you look at them again the games that you were looking at the three games you were looking at if one of those lines changes in either directions you go with that line changes so if that line goes up you bet that team if that line goes down

you bet that underdog that they're forcing you to bet who's your team this year in football that you've been riding tennessee's a sleeper i'll tell you who won me some money indianapolis nobody saw them coming see now everybody see him coming now you can't bet football after this week i'm done with football that's it i'll switch it up to college basketball on monday nights that's great and just bet on monday nights on college basketball it's a fucking system but if you fall into the system you got it's not going to be fun anymore you know many people i know that don't watch sports because they could caught a beating gambling beatings like they had to get jobs had to borrow money from their mother they had to pimp their wife out the whole fucking deal because

those people do not watch sports anymore i don't want that bad feeling you know i want to enjoy myself you know so if it's ten bucks who gives a fuck i won't eat chinese today i'll just bet fucking uh you know i don't do basketball or mba's mba and baseball will fucking kill you baseball for sure baseball will kill you anything that's every day will kill you i don't like basketball betting it i'll watch a game with nixon good this year i'll watch him for three minutes and i'll move the fuck on yep for me baseball is the hardest because truly on and look over the whole season you can bet on a team right but on one single night look pager martinez lost games right pager martinez and in order to win on a pager martinez game you had to bet so much right but that dude

lost too baseball is one of those games it's not it's not football right 16 games you know this team's gonna go 12 and 4 whatever the 162 games so they're gonna lose a lot do you know what i mean and on those any given nights it's too much of a risk for me and especially the good teams in baseball you've got a with a good pitcher you got to bet so much for even for it to make sense you know what i mean the u.s cdl night had a couple fights that if you bet 25 you want 37 it's not worth me sweating bullets for 12 dollars no you know i don't want to sweat bullets for 12 fucking dollars i don't mind playing the hand the blackjack for two dollars or you know whatever i don't want to sweat for fucking 13 i won't bet it you know sometimes the odds are shitty

with gambling i i got to do what i like i don't fucking play games like let's see i'm very serious and i take it seriously you know like i like it i don't i wouldn't do big because i have a daughter yeah and i have a wife and i have mortgage payments and i know what happens when you start betting five ten thousand dollars it's just listen you're gonna lose you're gonna lose it's when you start chasing your money if i could play the whole season on one fucking deposit i could care less and then do maybe college basketball for march madness again but i won't i won't do anything that's every day with gambling that's where you get caught up that's where you die when it's every fucking day you know yeah those the dudes who chase their money like i've

gotten good at not chasing my money anymore i'll take it i'll take an help i'll take an help because i know next week i'm gonna try again but i don't lose a bet on a saturday and chase that money throughout the weekend anymore you remember i remember doing that man chase if you lose that big bet on saturday you chase that money the whole weekend next thing you know you're up at four in the morning snorting coke waiting to get the score from hawaii hawaii once you're watching hawaii you know you're a fucking loser if you're betting hawaii i gotta be honest with you i hate saying this to people but you're a fucking loser if you're on if you're sitting there waiting for hawaii to score doing coke you know it's not gonna work out for you i know a couple guys that live down

fucking hawaii and they got killed i know my brother he's fucking you know you can't even mention hawaii in front of them you can't even fucking mention don ho in front of this fucking guy because hawaii killed him it'd be lying if i told you i didn't watch a couple hawaii san ego state games in my day just fucking like that's that last game of the night you know that's one in the morning and shit it's a fucking nightmare that's my rule number one if you gotta bet miami it's time to do something different you gotta sell pencils to blind people you gotta make it work for you gotta make believe you're blind i was thinking about that the other day there's no blind people no more selling fucking pencils what a nightmare this country has become rude jesus even a blind

guy you never see a blind guy at walmart no more standing out there with some pencils and talking to some blind chicken shit you know how you doing baby girl hold on i'm gonna sell some pencils i'll take you over to some eyeglass where it's fucking crazy god how's tennessee man i love it dude i you know i'm i feel really good um i i should have left los angeles five years ago me 2015 that's when i should have left before i saw behind the high and rod curtain yeah and i was telling you this earlier man but for me it was i didn't see the gradual change in who i had become there it slowly started to take a little bit away from me and not until i got here did i look back at who who i'd become and been like i'm embarrassed i was embarrassed about the dude that i had become

and the things that i had made important in my life you know so had i i took a look at that i didn't like my behavior the last five years across the board it worked for then i don't know who that dude is anymore like when i watch old churches a clip or something i have no idea who that dude is anymore i appreciate that motherfucker with all my heart but uh it was weird i'm i was thinking about our conversation before about la and i mean we had listen i'm writing a book josh wolf i'm one of the best chapters i wrote was about two weeks ago about our lives from 98 to about 2000 you really look at that and you see that's a movie that was a movie that's almost famous that's all those movies you see on cable or an HBO about bands and you know queen and shit like that

what we did should be a movie should be a tv series and it was one of the best times of my life and we were broke we were fucking flat broke some way or another we're figuring out how to make a 10 here and a 15 there to snort some coke but i probably had three pair of pants i'm not ashamed to say this today because that was my strength you know i didn't buy underwear because if i bought underwear that took away from my cocaine budget so i had socks pants t-shirts you know but schrader vista kursan seara bonita i mean we could write a fucking show from those two years stealing cigarettes from the arab guy when he was pumping gas you know going to the sunset grill yeah going to the sunset grill when the dude had the fucking the platform foot and he would swing his leg around

that's the guy don henley was talking about you know i thought the sunset grill was yeah chicks and shit like that and it's on the street it didn't have a sitting area and it was two mexican chicks with an old guy who had to pick up his leg to fucking throw it around like if you threw like if you threw a curveball at him like let me get a double cheeseburger he's like ah and he'd have to pick up his leg and whip it around and then with the fucking i mean it was just you cannot fucking believe these stories and that's my next venture is that you know call it five blocks i was you know fucking playing tennis with doug stanhoe mitch headberg you know talking to mitch about the arguments he would have with nick napala who was his next door neighbor he would

bang on the door you know Ralphie may cook and barbecue fucking turkeys at six in the morning with jay more in the backyard and nobody had dough i mean not even Ralphie at that time Ralphie didn't have dough it was just a fucking you know what it was joe you know what one of the reasons that i look back so fondly on it is because all this other bullshit that you realize is around you're more aware of the bullshit the more successful you get because you're more exposed to it but at the time it was just that group of dudes all with the same goal just figuring out this how to create and and it was all about that dude it was like what better you do and go into watch somebody wait in line and watch them do their five minutes and work on a bit talking about the bit acted

afterwards it was so collaborative and it was really all just about us and and in and doing this doing this job that we really also the time dude you look back on a fondly because there was a strong love for what we did we loved getting on stage and i'm not sure that same passion i don't know how you maintain that for however many years but when i think look one of the reasons why i've changed so much about what i do on stage is because i need to keep it fun for me or else i'm gonna get bored and if i get bored like you i'm just gonna stop right if i get bored i don't i i'm not gonna do that job anymore so i've really started to mix up what i do on stage and it keeps me interested i was never bored i think it's very fucking exciting work uh sitting here and not going

on stage reflecting a little bit every day journaling i had i'm very proud of my open my career most people will never say that in the world you know i had some ups and downs during my open my career but i really played it cool and i didn't go anywhere i didn't belong before my time and we fucking really worked and you know our common goal at that time was just to survive just to make it we were living day to day what spots you got tonight we're gonna go to the coffee shop and then swing by the improv and then you know i i fucking love that journey and it all goes back to 1998 this is the weirdest fucking thing i i went to the riviera to do the dirty show and i got on a southwest flight in las vegas and i saw slash got on the plane and i didn't say nothing

to him i had seen him at the store a few times we went to the riviera you know the plane landed i went to the river i didn't think about it again but there was a convention at the river some type of convention like a guitar convention there was something going on downstairs and i went downstairs to walk around and i actually saw a slash at a booth talking to people signing pictures and shit and i went over and i go hey how you doing man he goes good and that was it i didn't you know it was good to see you you know so you had to store where i was there with chewy you know the whole fucking thing and i remember that that night i was fucking bored as shit after the show it's a midnight show it's like a late show in vangus 11 o'clock and i went downstairs to

smoke a joint on the way back i saw slash there by himself and i go this is my chance just to ask him some questions you know and i went over i was broke i was lonely i was bored and we started talking and one thing led to another and we actually started talking about careers and comedy and shit and he's like listen you're broke right now aren't you and i go yeah he goes yeah you're getting on stage every night you're writing at that time i think i did a movie like i was in baseball or something we were talking about that i remember that and he goes listen man i want you to remember something the best times you're gonna have or right now when you're broke this is the best once it becomes a business some people hate it and they move on

that's what happened to axle he was telling me that that day he goes that's what i'm an axle you know he just snapped he couldn't believe he had all that success in a rush and he just didn't approve he didn't smell the roses and i'm really appreciative of my open mic career like i i'm really proud that i did the building correctly like the bait the building the building blocks i did them correctly for two years i just got on stage and improvised you know for two years i got some material and i would do a hybrid type of thing improvise and do material then i started yelling and then i moved to la and i started when you talk on stage in la they ain't going for that shit it's not new york city hey where you from what do you do for a living they fucking you know

so that was the end of that and then i went through the rodney danger field period and then that didn't work and then i finally realized that i had to tell stories to connect with people and that's how we got to where we were and it's just funny that i had a great time going to Milwaukee and chicago and zanies and you know all these theaters and shit but it didn't beat the time we had in seattle no man you know didn't be the the broke but sitting down at that i forget what that 24-hour cafe was out near where you hid in the trash can with riko yeah the the hurricane was it called the hurricane the hurricane yeah the hurricane i remember going there after open mics and you know in seattle i didn't have money but i had more money than everybody else because

and i remember going there and like we'd buy like a pot of coffee with brody and maybe tana and we'd sit at the tables after open mics and just talk comedy just for the love of the comedy and and let me tell you when i say bored i'm never bored on like performing but i like i like to challenge myself with something new every night because the new things if i knew that if i know there's something new in my act it fuels my entire act the excitement of trying something that i haven't done before you know but but that excitement back then of not knowing dude we didn't know what to say or what was going to be funny we just knew that we all shared this love for this thing and it was really exciting man and i gotta tell you like i'm really glad that

that i feel lucky that i get to start with you and brody i feel really lucky you guys you guys taught me a lot because you guys had a different path in me i don't want to say my path was easier but especially early on you guys were extreme people you know what i mean by that i i could step on stage and fit in do you know you guys had to find your peace yes yes and so i was always fascinated by you guys because watching you even on the way up maneuver that we're like i said for me easier the way i look white dude i'm gonna kind of fit into most rooms that i stand on stage you two were and i'm kind of middle of the country relatable kind of burst you guys are extremes and so it was fascinating for me to watch you guys do the same thing i was doing

but have such a different journey like the audience's reactions to you guys especially when they didn't get you was something i never had to deal you know yeah especially when you were this jodias when you were this guy this dude this dude the hand pumper you made some people nervous a front brick jack when you were doing this god damn do you remember the very first time you know the very first time i saw brody snap on stage was at the underground and his jokes were he was just and he he said i don't think you understand people how hard it is for a single man to shave his own back by himself he goes i got trouble spots and he lifted up his shirt and he showed the patches on his back yo trouble spots

i was howling but i was like in my life i'll never have to do that you know what i mean it was great yeah to watch brody especially at the store and at the underground i have those memories drilled listen man i have a problem i can't remember nothing from 2010 on like if you bust my balls about 2014 i don't know nothing between the edibles the fucking reefer the kid god knows nothing i destroyed my fucking memory but i have and i have real memories of brody like on stage at the store and me going i don't think brody's gonna last because he was having like when he first got to LA he was going up there doing eight minutes they weren't on board and he would just snap and that's what made him funny you know we loved it

his comics and fucking you know in the back but the audience he was struggling yeah he was struggling and i respected brody because he showed up every fucking night he didn't give a fuck what happened the night before he had the right attitude that was last night mother fucking tonight's tonight okay so it's funny that we did learn a lot from one another i learned a lot of shit from do you remember doing the fucking industrial that saturday like in september we had to do an industrial shoot where we had to just pick up boxes and drop them all for people like just pick them up and drop they gave us like 75 bucks it was like ups and all me josh and gavin did was like pick up boxes and like every once in a while we waved at the camera and the

guy would go don't do that you were fucking and i remember going this is my first industrial oh my god i'm on my way like i still remember going to i still remember going to LA my first audition was judy brown called me up she was booking the jenny mccarty show for you people don't know judy brown is one of the biggest managers in the world today sebastian whitney fucking uh bill what's his name not bill burb burr christian i'm really proud of judy judy came a long way i met judy in colorado springs when she was charging 20 bucks to take a stand-up class before you could do the open mic there and shit i'm like judy yeah i'm not paying you 20 bucks she's every time i see this she's like you never paid me that i'm not gonna pay you that 20 in fact you owe me 35

dollars from fucking veil how's that when my car blew up and i left it there and i had to call the dealer and go you remember that nice fucking car that was there yeah the engine blew where are you i'm in the fucking i'm in veil i'm i quit i'm in man's car dog i'm in man's car i was talking about the end man he called the other day when i got towed and i tried to go down to hollywood to get my shit out of it and they're like you need a registration and i actually went home and like got carol's registration and tried to fucking how many tickets were in that car 200 not an exaggeration by the way i remember seeing those tickets in the backseat you should just take them and throw them i just took them and threw them in the back and shit i still remember the

lady would follow me the little black lady with the she had like a fucking cheese danish on her she spun it around her head like the afro she was the most angriest woman in the world i brought her flowers i sang a michael jackson songs i would sing an owl green songs i threw the whole black catalog of love music at this sister because she was fine too and she would get out of my face and i remember finally one day she goes i'm just gonna keep giving you tickets i go fuck it i had the stack and there must have been a hundred in there she goes oh lord and they didn't tell me in hollywood those month they got me up and fucking the valley they got me in the valley with that fucking car i was in there taking a shower i go outside to

get my shorts the car is gone i didn't bring all my luggage with me i just took a t-shirt if i would have brought my whole luggage with me i wouldn't have been this predicament tonight let me tell you the when i used to get in i remember getting that car and looking in the backseat and being like you got some tickets and you're like yeah i'm like are you gonna pay them you're like nah they're gonna have to come get me now is it that's it what am i gonna pay him with what what are you on my good looks the car had no brakes no no brakes i would have to step on the fire i was like red flinch stone for real i'd have my foot on the brake and the other foot outside the door stop in the fucking car i stopped dog on the 405 south i had to do it one time

the car had a tremendous cassette player a sunroof and air conditioning you don't know how many times i would just park on the street pop the seat back boom and just pop the sunroof i still remember being on vista and jerking off doing coke in the car fucking jerking off and then taking napkins and and put them outside and i remember waking up in the morning when the sun wakes up and stretching and looking down the scene like eight little sperm napkins and going this is not good this is not good i jerked off on the street i'm vista on the way i'm going to help i would not be surprised if those sperm napkins were still on that street right where you left them drive right down the block there's probably a homeless guy wiping his face he's just eating

his subway sandwich and he's taking my little sperm napkin and wiping his sides like great poop on his shit yo do you remember when that dude oh by the way shake up wolf was at that travis scott concert on friday yo i forgot to tell you this so i'm so glad i was asleep but i wake up to a text hey i'm all right but shit get real hairy so he and his girlfriend have bruises circling their body from where they were being smushed by the crowd he showed me my man just has bruises because he was being compressed oh god i forgot this story is so bananas man he said at one point his girlfriend who's smaller her feet weren't touching the ground

but she was stuck between people and just being moved there was she was like this and and so many people compressed she was being moved by the crowd and that he said that he he would look down and he would see people's faces everyone was just walking on people and you couldn't bend down because if you bent down you were next he was like so you were literally just you would look down and see faces of people looking up at you and you could not reach down to help crazy right have you because i know how many concerts you've been to did you've been to and you were in you went to 70s arena rock right yeah can you ever mad can you ever remember anything like that i told i told mike i love music i love everything about it you know i don't

like this shit now because you got to show up with a vaccine card and shit but that's a complete different fucking story i went to the ted new jen aerosmith poko frank marino mahogany rush i mean it was just a lineup and a half it was like one of those one o'clock shows that you're still there at five thirty and at five we looked at each other aerosmith was so fucking bad they were what what year is this this is 78 this is the summer of 78 oh they were fucked up yeah they were on their way down done with mirrors hadn't been out yet but they were done and the joe perry smashed his guitar and stuff i went there to see ted narrowsmith frank marino stole the fuck took the oxygen out of my lungs like frank marino took the took everything out of my lungs like i couldn't

even fucking wait it was hot it was humid people were sweating there were no water bottles back then nobody had water bottles nobody had canteens nobody even cared about hydration you know and i remember being there and like just going we gotta get the fuck out of here there was a lot of dirty white people people you know like doing all that grateful dead shit i didn't even know the grateful dead were at that time i think i did but you know i wasn't into him and i was like i'm i'm we had a great time i remember walking home and finally getting to north bergen out of sea caucus we had been walking for about 45 minutes and you could hear ted's solos just in the air like loud like holy shit we're walking on the turnpike and you could actually hear ted nujans we stayed for maybe

four of the ted songs and then we left but i didn't like it it was too long it was a whole day i was suntan i was hungry i just wanted to go home and i could see that not that one there was it was fine there it was fine up to the part i left i left it like 5 30 i was there from like 12 we started we got a ride out there we had to walk home i just didn't like the amount of people and i just thought i wasn't ever gonna do that again so i've never been to i've never gone to a lolapalooza i never went to a us festival i never went to the us open i i never did odds fest i just don't need to stand for seven fucking hours you know i got a one and a half hour fucking tolerance led zeppelin maybe two if they do trample dumb the foot but uh yeah you know i just

don't and i and i this this this bothered me a little bit because i saw houston and right away i thought about skankfest yeah so i thought about skankfest arie jimmy rich vaas all my friends live miss pat and then i saw it was this astral world what's the guy's name travis scott travis scott yeah i've never heard of this guy before that's jacob scott travis scott and jake travis scott and j Cole that's jakey's those are the hip hop guys for jakey okay i think he's did something or whatever i don't know i've never heard of him you know that doesn't mean shit i'm a fucking old foggy so i don't know anything about young music but i don't think they're doing the right things at these concerts you know if you notice everything's coming to a head movie sets you know everybody's

looking at rust as this problem the problem was early with that fucking marky wilbur kevin heart movie they did in hollywood some guy fucking died on there whatever you know these concerts everything is getting bigger everything is getting bigger every time but he's trying to make money everybody's trying to make the money they lost last year i don't know what it is and i don't know what's making all these people want to come out to these things i mean you know 60 000 70 000 people with just an ac for not tool but who was it it wasn't tool somebody else came and did a like the whole weekend the fucking you couldn't even get a whole town in atlantic city and they showed pictures i forgot what the guy's name are the band you know and they're all there i mean we're in the middle

of fucking covet i mean the numbers are down nobody gives a fuck but you know you just have too many people something's gonna happen yeah it's like what we were talking about when you gamble when you gamble two days a week you got a better chance than gambling seven days a week the more spaghetti you throw up on the wall it's gonna stick eventually you know with these concerts i like little things man like i went to see the last concert i went to was guns and roses at the on sunset and vine a little down yeah a little club there what i don't know what it's called that was 1700 people the palladium the palladium yeah the palladium and then i went somewhere in beveley hills to like a little theater and i saw pat benetton and it was great and the little fucking theater and i

liked where i saw guns and roses i don't mind paying the extra yardstick i agree i don't mind for a little bit more intimate setting you know i got this thing here the pack center whatever up here it's supposed to be very nice it's like uh the place in colorado um the not not red rocks but the other one you know i i feel the same way i i i personally enjoy the music and i enjoy the performance of stand-ups and musicians more in smaller places i hate seeing stand-up i don't want to go in the arena and see anybody i don't think by the way i don't think it's good for common i don't think it's good for coming but i think everybody is a better comic in a club i think the energy is better or a smaller theater do you know what i mean but that energy and your

interaction but as soon as i'm in an arena watching my comedy on a giant screen i don't think it's as good i think you lose something it's and even like a big theater you lose yeah that intimacy i listen i i love watching stand up with a brick behind there yeah brick wall and a microphone and there's bottled water i don't need much you know i don't need much to i like you know i like smaller venues you know the reason why i put you on here today i'm getting a lot of emails about your new special i'm gonna congratulate you oh thank you and your new special on youtube i'm just really proud of you man because you're doing it if i was doing comedy right now i'd be doing that how you're doing it very compact very small you know what our mistake was i'm gonna write a book

about stand up comedy after i finish this book i've been making a lot of notes at night of things i would do differently let me tell you what's the thing i would do differently if i got a chance to do it again yeah i would have never gone to LA i've been thinking about it i was never ever gonna go to LA that was my fucking number one rule when i got into comedy i am not gonna go to LA my uncle's there i hate LA i fucking always hated i've been there 10 times and i didn't think i just over the years on the triple runs i spoke to all those mediocre comics good guys they just went out they were unprepared or whatever they just they never fell in they never got on the line they never got on the conveyor belt LA beats you up very roughly it didn't beat us up very

roughly we had lump you know we had peaks and valleys there but LA has beat up some people you and i have both watched how many people left with that tail between their legs i think that how they treat stand-ups and shit like that i think it's not healthy i loved it i love banging head that listen i got no regrets about my career i loved that those people when i was doing comedy the 10-year mark told me i was never gonna be any good and those same people had to come suck my dick at the 22-year mark and i'm looking at them taking that check and laughing patting them on the side like it's gonna be okay you had to bite your own tongue you had to suck my dick even though you didn't like me but now so i felt bad for those people yeah but i would have just become a power

house comic i wouldn't have worried about think about career if we didn't worry about movies tv and everything else i like the podcast angle of it i really enjoy the podcast angle of it i'm happy that this uh avenue grew i'm i'm happy that this really blew up out of proportion i don't give a fuck about what people say there's too many podcasts there's never enough podcasts because there's enough ears for all of us i'm not mad at anybody for podcasting but i wouldn't have gone that way josh will yeah i think i would have stayed in a really good right now every city is a good comedy city every city is great boysy let's see well i don't know what's going on in seattle people marching up there i know what's going on in portland i don't know what's going on

la but i know arizona is tight austin is tight houston's tight boston's tight new york is tight all these little pockets are big you don't have to go to la no more for all you young comics watching you could go to new york get tons of stage time and they're gonna come to you when they come to you you know people ask me a lot i'm sure they do too about advice for stand-up and it's really simple get on stage and if you're if you're in a place where you can't get on stage you need to move to a place where you can't get on stage that's it it doesn't have to be la anymore it doesn't even have to be in new york anymore but i would tell you this if you're only getting on stage two or three times a week then give up then if you're starting and you're getting on stage two times

a week and the people who are already successful are getting on stage three times more than you i tell people like if you're not then you you're already going back just move to a place where you can get on stage and do man do you still have your notebook about all the sets you did you should show people you want guys you want to know what work is you want to work i marveled at your you wrote down what jokes you did like how it went but meticulously and so this is the type of when you say i'm glad i put the work in you gotta put you gotta put every brick in the pyramid you gotta you can't skip a brick and there are just some paths you need to take and one of those paths is if you say i can't get on stage because you've already lost if you're like i can't you

know what i can't do three times a week because i got a job well then you should do that job because what it takes to get to where you are is the work that you put in do you know what i'm saying so like when people ask all the time what should i do how do i write get on stage that once you're on stage you'll figure everything else falls into place once you go down and you talk to people who are going through what you're going through i mean it's such a beautiful life in the beginning like all these people looking to help you and you're teaming up with people and you're writing and you're smoking dope and you're doing all this with five dollars in your pocket yeah there's no Lamborghinis there's no fucking grandiose so computers there's no fucking you know you're

just doing this and you're loving it you're loving that you're broke it's great to be broken go where am i gonna eat lunch there i don't know let's play the cards you know so you're excited and you find the subway sandwich on the floor you know it's a fucking trip you're like oh shit i'm eating okay i could save my 82 cents that i have in my pocket for tonight i gotta get another 17 so i could eat my fucking Wendy's that's what i ate every day when i first moved to LA it was the 99 cents burger the cup of chili and the Wendy's salad and then i go to your house get a little turkey salad oh yeah i stole all your 2000 for the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches fucking Blake was talking to me about your peanut butter and jelly company the other day Blake called me for something from cAA and we're

talking he goes i still remember you and josh walking to the building with the peanut butter i'd be holding Jacob you'd be holding the box of peanut butter jelly and then you'd always go i was short one peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you look over at me like i knew you i know for a fact everybody was robbing josh wolf then josh couldn't turn around me his wife his brother i remember his brother used to work in Compton and shit and they used to charge us for local phone calls josh would be pulling his hands out of my head who keeps calling Compton who keeps calling com i don't know no black people i don't need black people you remember yeah jonathan was going i don't know anybody in Compton jesus christ you just showed up with an african-american you know somebody in

fucking Compton you teach a crunch out dude he's like yeah i don't know i don't know anybody somebody's calling crunch or i was stealing your you who's god knows we steal every fucking year dog listen i'ma tell you something today i live a decent man okay i'm a very decent man but a bottle of you i'll pay for a can i'm taking that motherfucker i fucking went to a place last week that they had you who's in a can off the nine i was fucking starving and i was coming back from like somewhere and i was like i can't take this no more i wanted this one was one of those broken down new jersey bagel places they only had like a half a raisin cinnamon and shit that's it but the guy had i had to put a ham and cheese on a fucking onion bagel

not too good but it worked that day but on the way out i saw that motherfucker had a you in a can he had three of them the last three because i can't find them anymore yeah they can they taste different yeah they taste like the ones at calahans there's a place calahans up there and they have them on the on the machine oh i'm tapped all right have you been have you tapped back into carvel at all since you've been back home like a motherfucker and my daughter fucking loves it let me put this where i've got let me be as honest as i can with you okay i got a regular one owned by chinese people on the 516 on the 520 they she doesn't make ice cream sodas or shakes that it's a new modern

carvel okay not bad then there's one on the 79 that's pretty fucking good chinese people and then there's one in cheese quake where i go to jujitsu oh oh she's owned it for 30 years she's got to be 300 pounds and she works it in the daytime so she knows how to make everything fucking perfect thin shakes ice cream sodas so i go when i go to jujitsu that's my deal if i go to jujitsu and i work hard on my private i stop at carvel on the way home and i get an ice cream soda with no ice cream in it and i buy a box of sundays from my daughter so right now in that freezer in the garage there's a box of sundays sprinkled and i have maybe a whole thing of flying saucers that's the one chocolate ones vanilla ones i got plain and with colored and

chocolate yeah that's the one that's the one and you know what look i'd lost the weight but i still do one carvel a week listen i'm gonna tell you first of all when i was growing up anybody who had a freezer in their garage was rich if you had a refrigerator in the garage or a freezer where you had extra shit that meant you had to me that was that meant the the pinnacle of opulence do you know what i mean you're like you got so much shit no this is a little box refrigerator somebody gave this to me in LA my neighbor gave this to me and we have a couple things like we have for steaks and shit in there like it's just meat that i saw this morning pulling ground beef out for the fucking meatloaf tonight um dude i wanted but i didn't say thank you about

the special and thank you so much just you know man like right now i'm having i just every time i get on stage all i focus on is having a good time i'm like i just want to make sure i want to have i'm having fun and if i'm having fun and having a good time they're gonna have fun have a good time and and this special you know the way i shot it this is the most me i've ever done but the way i shot it i shot it you know that middle camera when you shoot is stationary on sticks i had my move just a little bit because i wanted you to feel like you were in the club so it moves a little and i left every mistake every hiccup i start jokes over if i make a mistake i go my bad i wanted you to feel like you were in the club with me so it doesn't feel like

if i wanted it to feel like a live experience and then you know you shoot too much right because then you take out but then i was like wait a second this is my special this is on youtube this is my channel i'm gonna leave the whole thing in you can start and stop fast forward if you want but fuck it why am i editing my own shit i edited things that were terrible but i let it breathe so i let you feel like you were there yo when i read the comments and i'm not lying to you dude i haven't and i don't usually read comments on youtube not one bad not one bad comment in that comment section dude it's it's been amazed it's the best thing that i've ever done without a doubt i'm really proud of you man i'm really proud that you uh didn't you did this all yourself

no more la no more agents telling you oh that's not gonna work my friend that fuck you fuck you if you knew anything you'd be doing this so until you do this shut your fucking mouth that's what i've put together about agents now all of them could just shut their fucking mouth they know dick they give you the worst advice in the world the best advice anybody could give you josh wolf gave it to you get on stage till your ass grows roots shut your mouth repeat rinse and do again tomorrow it's that easy call me when you got 45 until then shut the fuck up i don't give a fuck well i Joe Rogan said i should be in a theater you belong in montana in the witness relocation fucking theater where nobody will see you okay that's where you fucking belong the same

where i did fucking comedy for the first 10 years so nobody would fucking see you so you would grant them that you know i'm saying so that the next born wouldn't be retarded you know i don't want nobody to fucking see me so everybody wants to be seen in the third year congratulations brother i love you to death and i love you and thank you so much and i owe you one one apology um and i know you're gonna tell me i don't but for me this is just where i am in my life you know what i la had kind of turned me into somebody that i just didn't want now that i'm here that i didn't like man and those last three four years i don't i don't really feel like i was a great friend to anybody and so if i'm sure i had missteps or you know i want to apologize for if there were any time there

were i i wasn't the best friend i just got caught up i got caught up in a way me as a person i never thought i never thought i would be worried about what other people were doing i i was meddling in other people's lives so much about what they had what i didn't have and why he wasn't my friend and why i couldn't be on his show that it was weak it was weak and i was living from a point and a place of weakness about what wondering why i didn't have things and why i couldn't do things instead of just really being grateful to things that i did have and the things that i could do i have great life great family great friends great career what am i complaining about do you know what i mean and i feel like la puts you in a corner

to go be happy you got this but look what all these other people have and you're like this isn't good enough i need more you know hey man we do comedy we don't worry about the jonesus we only worry about one person us so i love you stay in touch good luck to you where are you at this weekend mohegan son beautiful you're up in canada get up there yeah four five shows uh four shows saturday and friday already sold out so they added thursday beautiful have a great weekend up there my friend where can they find you uh everything's josh wolf comedy uh go to my youtube channel i put all my stuff up there for free uh i put a new comedy bit up every week i got joe i told you i think from here on out maybe no more specials just 20 new minutes to

stand up every three months that's it that's perfect i make a live off that and youtube is paying nobody else's best dude i love you i'm so i'm love you man i'm so happy for you you look more i'm happy i'm happy for you i've never seen you yeah no no no it's uh i learned i next time i'll call you and we'll talk about my fucking uh lackluster experiences in that light i had a few myself buddy love it just love you stay black later all right you bad motherfuckers we're back i hope uh you enjoyed josh wolf and i a little ta ta ta we just talked about comedy and what's going on with our lives and uh what's happening i want to thank josh wolf for coming on the show this week i want to thank you guys for always having my back you know uh i went through

a lot this year but i'm feeling fucking tipped up magoo and part of it is because of you guys for having my back chit chatting with me you know and always having a good time i love you guys with all my heart stay black do not forget laughing gas is stocked up over at the ice cream shop and pack woods has merged with us and they're in stores all over fucking california but we're getting licenses in levada new jersey new york city they're all coming so we'll have laughing gas and the store you near you in time cocksuckers thank you thank you for watching the joint i'll see you motherfuckers uh monday morning tip top magoo on the 15th of the month i love you have a great day and now for a word from my motherfucking sponsor jack all right i want to

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