Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 12/03/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #35

Episode Date: December 4, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about Joey's time in Vegas, Ozzy Osbourne's birthday, focusing on what's important to you and some Cuban music. Dont miss today's caller, UFC ref Herb Dean.  Today's show is sponsored by Onnit.com. Use The promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout. Streamed live on 12/03/12

I want to be around oh shit to pick up the pieces oh shit it's that day it's Monday a beautiful fucking day to be alive Monday December 3rd you bad motherfuckers welcome to the church of what's happening now my little brother the flying Jew Lisa Yacht good morning good morning to you my little fucking bearded friend look at you like a little Cuban Jew for Dell and shit I look like I'm fucking six if I don't have a beer I like it whatever you look ahead with Tony Bennett hit me come on baby it's Monday we got a fucking great day listen motherfuckers it's your time get up wake up wash your

pussies wash your face take the Sandman out of your fucking eyeballs get out there gargle with Listerine kill that old pussy breath get out there you get a job go mug somebody go do something with your fucking stuff go to a library read a fucking book something knowledge is power you know I'm saying I love it what's happening Lisa yeah that was your weekend you filthy motherfucker it was great man I had a relaxed huh you just relaxed I did but the reason why I had to relax Saturday was that a holiday party and I don't drink much but when when juicy of open bar and a buffet you tore it up you were happy and she was

looking for the chick the front in your face he was all fucked up but then you don't understand about your job there's no understand about these people that they get you out they drink you up yeah they get you all food it up yeah then they made you go back to work like a Puerto Rican I know the clock till five in the morning what the fuck is wrong with these people I was surprised they let us go like cuz cuz I just thought since it was a weeknight and we were supposed to be working I just figured the people who had to work couldn't go but yeah nice time yeah let's go and fuck I fucked up I got I don't know if

you ever did this but I got drunk and cuz I'm eating all day and then we ate dinner and then I had to I got drunk again so it was they had these they had these cinnamon whiskey shots it was like apple cider it was so fucking good and they don't even taste them going down no you don't drink you're like me so you get fucked up quick I'm a big guy so it takes a little bit longer but yeah I drink like once every few months I'm just not really big into like the I don't know how people do it every night I just I would die too I used to be able to drink like three nights a week you know a couple fucking cocktails couple

fucking bumps of coke wait when I say drink I mean like hammer like oh yeah couple drinks at dinner once you do coke you get an empty leg you could just fill that motherfucker up that's why people do blow so they could drink more I have a friend that with a I had a friend that was a professional had a seat in New York Stock Exchange and on Friday nights when I live in New York in 94 he picked me up we go by a grandma blow from he'd do two bumps and he give me the gram really because that's all he needed he wanted just to do two bumps so he could drink because he in his mind he could drink more and then if I seen him

later on the night he'd ask me for two more bumps because it takes the edge of the fucking alcohol a lot of people don't know so like alcohol slows you down and that speeds you up and so speed you right up and get that alcohol burning you don't even get drunk you just be pissing on that you're like what the fuck is this gin and tonics going they're going in here eight bucks and they're coming out the fucking helmet that's why juice going in an empty stomach so you get drunk with it who's why can they snort coke to some you make the $10 drinks not work you're a fucking savagely anyway thank god we got fucked up we got it out of

the way he had his three little cocktails he combed his third hair it's over it's Monday you bad motherfuckers me myself I was in New York for a few days last week then Saturday I flew into Vegas I had to go do the University of Las Vegas I want to give a shout out to my little brother Jersey putting that show together with Brian Cowell and my girl Sarah Cologne I gotta tell you something else guys starting January 24th I'm gonna be doing a weekend every month at the Riviera and Vegas so Fridays and Saturdays if you're flying out this is two weeks before Super Bowl weekend so don't do nothing for your

cause not just gonna give me Super Bowl weekend and making me work for it so it's Andrew Dice Clay for two weeks Amy Schumer for one week and yours truly from the church of what's happening now your uncle Joey Diaz one week so you doing a whole weekend no I'm just doing Thursday yeah I'm doing the whole fucking weekend I'm talking about here cocksuckers so now you if you're gonna fly out to Vegas you want to spend some time make one of those stops that uncle Joey's at the Riviera you know I'm saying stop I'm buying the river is a weird different fucking hotel that's like old Vegas it's old Vegas old old old

Vegas you can still smell Dean Martin's balls on the fucking elevator but come on out say hello I'll be there you know I'm saying and beside that football what happened Lee New England one they covered that they cover they won by like I think a touchdown so is Miami they might not have covered that right they're probably gonna like nine in Miami or something like that yeah but fucking Dallas one finally in Tony Romo has the most TDs I fucking read that yesterday and I can't believe I didn't see them I didn't fucking see those TVs he hasn't won a Super Bowl has he no I don't see those fucking TDs I'm not even sure if

you I don't even think he's want to play off game he might have won I don't understand about this guy tried to look it up when I seen that fact I'm like what the fuck kind of bullshit is that mortar but whatever who gives a fuck I don't know if you guys know out there today get your fucking reefer out it's the man's birthday you know let me tell you something let me break something down for you guys I never told nobody before especially on the podcast what I'm not doing fucking comedy and having a good time with you guys and that clubs there's always like five or six people that come up to me and they pull me aside and they

go hey man Joey thank you very much for what you do and I sit down I get embarrassed I get embarrassed because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I just come here and talk shit and insult the flying Jew and other people and I'm just trying to be myself with you guys I don't know what the fuck I do but a lot of people pull me aside sometimes they go broke you know by you getting locked up and this and that whatever bullshit story you inspire me when people come up to me and say you inspire me I want to stab myself and then stab them really yeah I don't and I'm talking about stab myself die and then come back to life and stab them

just because to spook the fuck out of them because they just freak the fuck out of me when somebody says to me you inspire me you freak the fuck out of me and I understand where you're coming from or whatever you know I was down for a long fucking time and when I first got down when I was like 15 or 16 when I first went into my rut you know I didn't have anything the only thing I had was fucking music that's why music is my day that's why I open up with music for you guys because it's energy don't cause you nothing will cause you something at the album store I used to shoplift the albums at Pat Mark so it didn't really

fucking matter but my point being it's just something it's an artist that put something positive together and he and he tries to give you a piece of what he's fucking doing and either you fall for it or you don't and this is the thing I didn't understand when you people come and tell me this shit when I went through my hard part I always loved fucking black Sabbath I don't know why I love Zeppelin I loved you know Pat Bennett I loved everybody oh I love everybody but except that fucking weight guy that fucking nightmare I'll stab him but one guy that I really communicated with because a lot of people say that this

music communicates with their lyrics or you might communicate with some of these lyrics like there's a song on the radio now but every time I hear it I want to take the car and run over like 10 20 year olds what's that song about they say you're a wild one some chick I don't know that he's a wild one guys like 18 19 love when a girl calls him a wild guy like that girl said I'm fucking wild she heard about me yeah she heard about you fucking idiot and it's but it's weird that some people communicate that like that that guy's singing about me or he's singing about the situation I'm going through or something and one of the bands

that one of the guys I really got into was Ozzy Osbourne I mean you know the thing I like about black Sabbath it's not a happy fucking song this moment was international acrobat it starts off fucking weird they play some guitar and then they smooth out everything they break it down for you that's why I like master reality I love that album because it's a scary album but if you listen to what he's trying to say it ain't that fucking scary he's just to asking you do you know what's gonna happen when you fucking die do you want to see the pope at the end of a rope do you think he's a fool just questions it's his fucking

birthday today that's it Ozzy Osbourne December 3rd let's give a little happy birthday opened up with Sabbath bloody Sabbath that's my jam hit it leave a little Sabbath bloody break out that fucking joint spark it it's that type of day this guy was a soldier leave what's going on hit it oh shit and I mixed it up this morning had Junie's eyes I had fucking you won't change you from technical ecstasy but this to me these are the fucking blueprints lyrics to why I do what I fucking do you follow me hit it the race is full the moon is red the end begins to show are you kidding me are you

kidding me just drops it the truth is out the lies are old so you don't want to know you don't want to know wiggle fun for Joey Lee come on baby there you go smoother than when you ask the reasons why that's it you asked the reasons why nobody's a fucking truth they fucking believe me around the bush don't worry about why just do what you gotta do you gotta get up you gotta wash your pussy gotta brush your teeth you gotta eat something nice take some fucking vitamins smoke some reframe get out there I want to have you do like a director's commentary of each song like you know if you don't know the reason why motherfucker

like I don't even know what other song you would do but like if you did like Tony Bennett I want to be around just a director commentary that's how to respect from my mom but you know it's so weird in our life that I was I was thinking about and I talked to you about this before when I was 20 21 I had a fucking tremendous bleeding also I had a horrible bleeding also bleep from my ass stomach I have to drink that KO pectate I had to be on medication and one day the doctor asked me what the fuck are you worried about and I used to worry about everything it's like this morning you came to me you were like

fucking on with the computer you like to do what happened in Kansas City the guy shot himself yet did you what happened Cleveland the guy committed suicide I'm like yeah and I'm like you know what part of it is great but right now you're behind the eight ball fix the fucking computer right don't worry about the guy who killed himself in Cleveland you're following me I mean you gotta worry about this shit but it's so weird how much we're concerned with shit there's nothing to do with us in our day it really fucking doesn't it really then you don't know like I'm 50 now and I'm like fuck I used to worry about this

and that and they got to worry about none all you got to do it's like that expression now yours not the reason why yours is just to do or die it really fucking is that I haven't heard that is that from a song no your teachers tell you that shit when you ask a stupid question to stall you know it's like it's like you're stalling kind of in a way like you want to show the class how smart you're so do we do it on this it is not the reason why yours is just to fucking do or die don't worry about the fuck why they do this and why the stars come down it's gonna do it you're gonna do with the price of eggs that's why I

tell people all the time nothing to do with the fucking price eggs nothing some people say whether the price eggs I have no fucking idea I bring a coupon I'm a half a fucking Jew but what I'm trying to say to you is sometimes just focus on what's on your fucking plate what's ahead of you you don't know how many times people contact me they want to do this they want to do that I got six things on my plate when I was 18 I would have taken it and I would have been greedy but it's the law of diminishing returns the more you do the less you could do to that particular fucking thing keep your plates more give everything on it fucking

50% and something will work out but if you're working on 20 things and you're worried about this that this that nothing's gonna come together you're just gonna spread yourself out then that's why here at the church of what's happening now we work at what the fuck is in front of you cock sucker like UFC weekend this week that's in Seattle I think this week is it really fuck yeah great fights to you got Benson Henderson against little Diaz you got fucking Gustafson against my man Gustafson looks like fucking Jax Teller from Sons of Anarchy is fighting Shogun Rua and you got one of the fucking great fight

BJ Penn? BJ Penn is writing for him Rory McDonnell I wonder when the heck the Lombard whatever fighters but anyway that fights up in Seattle my buddy's gonna be up there he's gonna call up next week ex UFC fighter my brother Ivan Salivary but today I got the best referee working in the fucking business calling up today Herb Dean he's gonna talk to you about the referee and how he got into it and the referee school that he has of you guys a loss and when I talked to him the other day you know here's what I know one thing about life kids and guys because I was with you I didn't know

what the fuck was going on I didn't get into comedy till I was 28 so from the ages 17 or 18 that you got out of high school to 28 I was walking around just like you fucking momos I didn't know I knew I wanted to do some entertainment I thought that you know you know Eddie Murphy was in the bar and some guy walked in and said hey I want to put you in a movie and that's how the movie thing worked that really did that's how naive I was that's how I would have that's the things I had heard that's all the stories you hear you don't hear the stories like you working for 20 years yeah you don't hear that shit you know

you hear about Bruce Willis being a bartender Michael Mann offering him a job in Miami Vice and then the next thing you know he was on Moonlighting for a lot of you people I was seeing Bruce Willis on Miami Vice first season when he plays Tony our model a gun runner god damn when he beats his wife god damn that's when fucking Bruce Willis was bad for the moment it's funny because when he got that role he was in Miami and he kept worrying about this role that was gonna happen in New York he was gonna lose his job I guess he got fired from the bar that for taking Miami Vice okay once he got Moonlighting he bought the

fucking building and fired the owner or something like that but that's what I thought I didn't know I remember sitting there watching stupid movies in 88 and I had to be 25 years old watching like videos or something and a friend of mine said you know my buddy's a Cameron guy and me bothering him for like a month going hey man talk to your camera buddy see what I gotta do to get into movies and when I was a kid live when I was about a little older a little younger than that when I was about 20 I lived in Snowmass Village and I used to work at a video store and Michael Douglas used to come in a lot of guys used to come in I

would ask him stupid questions of the guy Bruce what's his name the little fucking guy Morgan Mindy Rubber Williams Rubber Williams were coming stinking with body odor or coke up but one of the guys I used to bother with this guy named John Link mm-hmm and John Link wasn't edited he edited Commando he edited the second or third Steven's a guy movie little guy and I would bug him about it and he's like man you got to go to acting school and I'm like acting school fuck you I'm then I wasn't gonna be an actor but the point of this being what's that I didn't know where to start sometimes you don't know where to start

I'm sure that a lot of you guys on on Saturdays or doing a week watch do you have seen you're like boy that's an interesting career to be a fucking referee but where do you start do you have to have previous experience do you should do you have been a fighter before do you have to know Jiu-Jitsu a lot of people don't know that I didn't know this either like there's a chick that's a referee you ever see him with a ponytail skinny she's pretty good she's pretty good so I didn't really know what this was so by talking to him you know I've met her a bunch of times at the fights and we giggle you know her flies out of

Burbank like me all the time to Vegas there's no reason to go to LAX to fucking Vegas so you fly like a professional you go to Burbank and we see her but I've had a conversation with him about Kempo Karate I'm a big Kempo Karate fan and all that and he's helped me out with some questions so when I bumped into him the other day when we're talking about the referee school I told him dog you gotta call the fucking podcast and tell a lot of these guys you know how it started for you and well I remember years ago hearing Dana White an interview saying that he's one of the best referees in the fucking business I didn't

know that he had he had ref Tim Sylvia fight when he broke his arm he's been involved in some great fucking fights and I got a lot of respect for him you know I got a lot of respect for all those people so and the thing about a great referee is like what happened earlier this year in the and in the NFL when they had the replacement refs and everyone was pissed off because they're making bad calls a great referee is someone who doesn't it sounds bad but in a good way doesn't disrupt the fight they're there to make sure everything like is following the rules but you like and I'm sure I'm sure he's a good guy

cuz I'm sure the UFC doesn't have bad refs but for some reason I just don't like that Eve guy that French guy Abel Levine whatever yeah yeah yeah I'm sure he's a good guy but I like I like her he seems cool he doesn't he doesn't run in there and bother stuff and don't you like about Eve Levine I just I don't like you he was in the Canadian one and I felt like he was giving the Canadian too much and he he was one of the ones that wouldn't stop them when they're doing Gigi's stuff and get him off the floor yeah it's weird because the reason why I liked her I like her being I watched him in there and I've seen him

after fights and how cordial he is and how he talks to people it takes time to give autographs and take pictures so I like I've seen Eve Levine out eating also and I've seen him so I don't really know him personally as much as I know like Herb so I really can't sit here but Tim Donahue was a very great call we had last week and I dropped the ball so I'm sorry guys I dropped the ball I should have asked him different questions I should have had him on that we'll have him on again guys but I dropped the ball and that's one thing about me is I fucking tell you when you fuck up you claim responsibility I wasn't ready I

didn't know the magnitude of it I ordered the book on Amazon it should be tomorrow okay and once I read the book I'll know more or less what the fuck's going on you know then I could really interview him and get into the nuts and bolts well the thing with that guy is like I I was thinking when he recall I wanted to ask him if he thinks all sports are fixed but he's probably gonna 8,000 interviews and you like your type of interview isn't like to the Jay Leno tonight show interview where he's just trying to sell something like you your best interviews are where it's someone you connect with so you don't want to hit

him up with well do you think all sports are this and he's just gonna go into whatever he's fucking talked about for 8,000 I've been bothering you like you really think all sports are fixed I think they have to be I think that the lion readers have just been doing it for a long time they know exactly what's going on they know a lot of things that we don't know and I would hate to say that the story lines are so they're so good and there's always one player and then and then it just it seems like the story lines always match up so it's Boston in Miami and LA in Boston and then New York and the giant the giants

in the Patriots will probably might be in the Super Bowl again for the third time and if to me if it was fixed that'd be even more impressive because that means they have to like the players have to be in on it and you got to start smoking a little bit more dope you're thinking about shit that you know I'm saying when don't make that worse what's that wouldn't pot make that worse no it would make you think about things that are important like eating that black chicks ass when she farts in your eyeball next fucking month this month we got it coming out she's gonna fart in your face at the end of the world show

we're gonna get you a nice eyepatch the whole fucking thing you got insurance right yeah I'm saying she's gonna fart in your fucking mouth you out there smoking that reefer today it's Monday get up go out there justify your fucking existence cock suckers wash your ass wash your feet get out there it's a beautiful fucking day to be alive they know to be fucking sad about dog plus like I told you guys today's changos tomorrow tonight at midnight it's changos fucking birthday I can't I'm supposed to do his library thing for like this thing downtown I can't do it because I'm working on two different

shows today so I gotta call them so remind me the fucking cancer thing keep forgetting I can't do this tonight but today I'm gonna I don't have a movie for you guys today the movie I got for you guys is Wednesday Sunday is Lee's day we're doing a special fucking podcast for gambling and for all my brothers out there the Jews in the fucking struggle it's Hanukkah so I want to sit here with you Sunday at 9 a.m. which is 12 o'clock Eastern time and we're gonna fuck around and bullshit with you guys see what Lee's gonna do for Hanukkah gonna bring the menorah we're gonna light it on fire we're gonna let the ghost come in

a fucking Gabriel whatever Moses Abdullah Gabriel whatever his fucking name is and then Wednesday I got a great fucking movie I'm breaking down for you guys it's gonna be great but today I'm gonna break down an album that I grew up on you know when I play music here for you guys or a movie like yesterday somebody had hit me up and said bro you should talk about Donnie Brasco listen Donnie Brasco was a great movie Travolta fucking Patino was great and the other guy who also in Donnie Brasco you know the guy that was in Dark Shadows the guy that plays in Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny fucking depth or was Johnny depth

and whatever Johnny depth performance as a wise guy or mobster whatever wise guy is a great part he did great and I like the one guy got like a couple lines is it a classic did it fucking inspire me to get out not really so what I put it on here I'll put it on here and jerk you guys off but it's not something that pushes my envelope it's not something that fucking gives me passion when I listen to it one of the alms I'm gonna play for you this morning I'm sorry because I went off on you last week about speaking another language in public but this is not public this is your own one of the greatest alms that I

have ever listened to is these two guys were cute my name Patato and Totico Totico was an Abacoal like my stepfather and he was not he was dead the night Niko that my stepdad shot Niko how really that's the first time I knew what an Abacoa was about how close they were they would always talk to each other at different Santa Rhea parties my stepdad and the singer his name is the name Totico his name is Eugene Totico Arango but I didn't know how tight the Abacoas were till that night because he was gonna put a bullet in the fucking guy too just out of principle he didn't know what the fuck was it was about and

I realized where the music was coming from with these guys but I thought oh I grew up with this week I'm gonna have my uncle hopefully this week I'm Duncan family owl and my uncle's gonna tell the story about I almost smacked Patato was like five foot tall and when I was like ten I was like five foot tall and I remember my uncle come to New York one time to visit from LA we were at a Cuban party and me saying to my uncle stick around I'm gonna beat the fuck out of Patato and my uncle till this day goes that's the day I realized you were hell on wheels when you attend and you want to beat up this poor Patato guy who

was a man at the time I used to be a conga player I still am I'm a bad-ass conga player you're fucking a lot of people don't know that it's in my blood my family's very musical so I always wanted to be a part of his fucking band especially listen to this album but in 1968 they released an album which it's Kachow and fucking it is just a classic they call it the fucking masterpiece to music what the fuck do they call it here they say it is 1968 it's one of the definitive Roomba records in the US because it covers everything Latin jazz it covers everything the band is Israel Chacau

who Andy Garcia paid $40,000 to Fidel Castro to get him out of Cuba they have him as a national fucking treasure did you know that I didn't know okay now you're fucking no so if it all just takes takes care they got Arsenio Rodriguez on trace they got fucking Carlos Pachow they got Israel Kachow Eugene Totico Arango I mean this album never fucking ends we're gonna play a couple cuts off it or after her Dean calls and that's basically it brother it's Monday make your motherfucking time count bitches you know I'm saying what the fuck we got great great fights next week though who do you like in the

guises and fight I I don't know anybody man I those are I I want DS to win I know Diaz and the other guy Ben Henderson yeah I don't really like Ben Henderson and there's nothing against him he looks like Will Smith fighting that's why he drives me fucking nuts but he's a fighter and I got him I get more the respect and then I don't know I don't know if Herb is even big into fighting or he can even talk about who he thinks is better but for me when people come back it's it very rarely seems to work out so what do you think about BJ Penn coming back who knows he's a lot older but he's let me tell you

something about BJ he's a great fighter and over the years I know a lot of people know him a lot of people go to Hawaii and it's like he has problems training his endurance has always been a problem you know his cardio has always been a problem what not you know it has you have to see something in your life before you can make it happen you got to be sick and tired of people kicking in the fucking ass you know a hooker finally says I'm never gonna suck another fucking dick again again you know I'm not even trying to be funny you control your fate in life and you always say to yourself never again am I gonna do this

you know why go into the ring why go into all this shit and keep getting the same result either I'm gonna quit or I'm gonna come back and do this 110 fucking percent and a lot of people can never make that shit now a lot of people can make that decision against their life you know before it happens you have to see it you know before we did that CD I sat here for a year and tried to write a CD but at least I saw it you follow me yeah so before something can happen in this life you have to see it and sometimes it takes getting kicked in the fucking stomach 18 fucking times or bleeding in front of your mother or

having a bloody nose you know one of the things I love about Anderson Silver's he always says that he doesn't like to go back to his family beat up that's the last thing he wants at the decision you make you know this personal decisions you make in your fucking life and once you make those decisions you know November of 2007 I made a decision never to do cocaine again it's December 2012 I've never done it again if I came to you and said I relapsed then I didn't make that decision I'm a fucking pussy okay you have to make a decision and stick to it that's what life is about that's what we talked about a couple

years ago but when I don't I don't like text messages I don't give a fuck how cool it is to do this shit I don't like them life is your fucking playing field and once you decide what decisions you're gonna make in your life it makes everything easy I'm not gonna do that and that's it or I am gonna do that or if I do that I'm gonna give it everything I fucking got in my balls because I want to know you know Lee I could have gone home fucking 10 years ago and gone back to Boulder and said fuck this shit and so I mean I'm a fucking asshole I could have done it the easier I could have sold blow and had a good time it's like

when I asked Donagie last week do you fucking miss it you know if I had to look you in the eye and you asked me right now Joey do you miss 2000 do you miss fucking 1990 of me being in a room in Boulder snorting coke waiting for a chick to come over so I could eat her last they little pussy and I consider her my friend after those women I've never talked to again they were just there for blow they weren't there for me if you know or do you appreciate what's going on in your life now the quality of life now there's times do I miss that lifestyle not at all not a fucking all I'm happy I made this decision and

that's what a lot of people who know about Hector Laval Hector Laval was a great Spanish fucking singer but he called himself in there's a point in your life when you're a boy and there's a point in life and you become a fucking man and you have to call yourself and these are the things I'm not gonna do no more these are the things I am gonna do no more I got a shot at when I was 27 or 28 of being a man and I failed Lee I failed miserably I had a wife and I had a kid I failed and I picked comedy and but once I picked comedy I decided I'm doing this to the fucking train breaks there you go we got her dean had a

fucking perfect time good morning brother what's happening what's I'm happy you call in this morning my man thanks you're having a job yeah this is her being here do it early oh fuck yeah we don't fuck around we want to get into their psyche nice and early dog we want them thinking about us all fucking day and you know we're putting them out there on a positive foot you follow me that's right how are the fights out of a night yeah the fights were good um you know you're there he says he's still there her no no no no you got to go to a different room or you got to use the

house phone or something her hang up no it's still running give me a closing haven't called back yeah closing them come back it happens sometimes he's up there in the fucking mountain so it's tough reception happens yeah he'll call back what's up leaving nothing I feel great and that's a that's a very true thing about it you have to make the decision is your life because every time every time I've lost weight before it you make the decision and there's no there's no more oh I'll have one more meal it's just you have to make the decision you get

sick and fucking tired you know I went to box last weekend and I had no cardio left and I said you know what I got to quit it out with the fucking smoking cigarettes at night when I go do comedy I haven't smoked since have you really know no no no not at all man once you make a no patch no nothing no nothing at night that's it you just make a decision as a fucking man and I did the same thing with blow and all the decisions I've made in my life man you know you have to and once you go in if you go against your grain you'll never succeed that's what happened to Hector Levo Hector Levo was a great singer and

one day he said I'm gonna stop doing everything I'm gonna become a fucking man and stop doing shit and he went in he wrote the best fucking music do you ever fucking heard Latin Jack Latin Spanish Hector Levo music whatever Willie Cologne motherfucker started getting high again he got AIDS his kid shot himself the wife left him you know nobody did if you ever see what Hector Levo looked at like before he died at the time of his death no do something about him on the podcast no we get to there's a YouTube video his last performance you would have brought you would have died inside he had no teeth

in his mouth when he died you know it's just something that you have to make a call and it's like I tell people if you wake up Monday morning right like today if you wake up and for some reason you stumble on the voice page and you see Pittsburgh is playing on Sunday playing New England but something burns you in your heart about Pittsburgh you're like fuck it I'm betting fucking Pittsburgh this week you know and you bet you ready a bet Pittsburgh in Sunday let's see here we go Herb Dean hey Joe Dears all right baby you sound good you sound good now sometimes it happens it's bad so how will the fight what fights did you

ref on Saturday night you know it was a local promotion over at the hard rock okay gunning that's the tomorrow and it was good fight they had um you know it was a good time out they had had a DJ and all girl rock man playing and and a good fight good for you man you know before you call that was I was telling Lee and the people at home that you know I've been watching you we've all been watching you for years and I was at one of the the fights when after a post interview and Dana said you were the best referee in the business and then I always loved you I love what you do and then we you know I talked to you at the

airport all the time about Campo and I see you walking around and I you're a fucking total gentleman and I didn't even know you had a referee school or what refereeing had you know involved what you had to have to be and that's what me and Lee was saying that there's that female referee so I didn't know if you had to be an extensive martial artist or whatever you want to break it down how you got into refereeing the whole thing we want to hear from you yeah yeah I'll tell you all about it man yeah it's always good to see you and thanks for appreciating what I do yeah man watching me hey well basically I got into

refereeing because you know I was involved in the sport I've been involved in martial arts they are all all my life I love martial arts I used to kickbox every now and then and one of the gentlemen who you know we had the same trainer Zane Frazier he was in UFC 1 and so of course if all of us were geeked out about that and you know we're trying to prepare for those types of competitions and you know things started happening and you know I was a part of the you know little Southern California mixed martial arts team we cover those fights Larry Landlis you know was a wrestling coach and he had a fight team

called the submission factory and we used to put on smoker events and things like that and he was also he was also a referee and that's how I got started refereeing I would go out to help him on the Indian reservations with King of the Cage and they would you know you have to bring we bring all the guys out to help them do like some of the inspectors and stuff like that and one thing that's another and I ended up getting a referee some matches that's probably not how it would happen today now it's a little bit more it's a little bit more organized you're supposed to take a certified course a course that would

certify you before your commission would hire you there's a few other guys who do the courses I do one my I'm having my next one in May it's going to be May you know a single day mile weekend it's going to be May 3rd and 4th out here in Pasadena, California and I set it up I have a shadow program that goes along with it so you know I'm organizing it so that after you do the course then you can actually come out and get some experience at a live event it's a good time but so yeah but that's the thing is that not everybody does have experience with martial arts to pass my course you you should have experience with

martial arts because you're gonna have to teach me about positions and submissions and and you know just watching it on TV is not enough you know we want people who understand the details of what they're looking at because well because it's it's it's important because for one it's you know people's careers are on the line people safety is on the line and when you make a decision you should have a reason for making it you know you said something to me on the plane that was beautiful you said that you're always very prepared because you know that person those two people who are fighting this could be

the fight of their life this could be a defining moment for their career this could be you know you're looking out for a lot more things than what people think at home people think you're just looking you're also looking out for their safety which is number one thing on the card right well yeah you're you're absolutely right each and every one of these fights are the most important fight in their career you know and and and that's one of the things that I teach people about because I didn't realize it until I had actually got in there so hey you know yeah I'll get in their referee match and then at dawn I mean

these people spend a lot of time away from their families and you know there's a lot of smart guys in our sport who could do other things and so this is what they want to do with their life and you know we have to make decisions that are balancing their health and well-being you know against you know their dreams and goals so each decision is very important to these guys and so it's it for me it's a I consider it a sacred trust you know I'm pretty fanatical about it it's almost like my religion that's a that's a beautiful thing now what was the first UFC you worked you know I worked up USC I don't know my numbers it was it was it

back in 2004 wow I've been working working with the commission and finally they gave me a chance into the U.S. referee the USC and yeah yeah I mean I man it's been a it's been a great experience and I've got to go all over the world and got to be in there for you know moments that you know a part of history get to be you know get to be in there for a lot of great moments what are your what are some of the fights you've ref that you'll always remember okay well of course I'll always remember you know Tim Sylvia and and Frank Muir you know with the arm break right you ref you ref that one and you know Tim Sylvia didn't

want to stop and he didn't believe it but I read years later he came and apologized to you that you saved this career or something so yeah you know in the moment he's doing what he does you know he's trying to win the fight and you know he he's one of those people he wants to fight at all times some some people look out for their own safety in his mind so well I have another arm that one's broken and so I can just use my other arm knock the guy out so that's the kind of and that and then he's not making you know that's the kind of that's the way you know these guys think top-notch guys they just you know they want to keep

going they want to win so yeah but he did but later on he you know he thanked me for that I've got to be in there with you know some Randy cool tour fight I've got to be I even got the referee horse Gracie wanted and wow that was pretty cool you know the guys who you know started all this for us so yeah and people come on these fighters come up to you afterwards and they have a lot of respect for your you know do you ever have guys that come up to you and will ask you you know dial a call you made or something do you ever have that sometimes yeah a lot of times guys will come up and you know the and that's something that

people do should understand that the fighters are most of them always very respectful and they respect the fact that you know this sport has referees and that and that it is a sport guys come up after and you know they asked me explain some of my calls and you know and as they deserve you know if you're gonna make a decision that important you should have a reason for why you made it so I have no problem explaining my cost to them now you know and as the guys at the moment you know you're in the moment you don't know exactly what's happening and but after guys look at the tape and whatnot a lot of them are okay with

the decisions made some are aren't some guys are always you know they believe that they're always have a chance and they believe that that they and always continue and that's the type of attitude you have to have to win at that level so you know I'm I don't believe that they're always gonna agree with me but you know I should be okay with my decisions so yeah I have no problem explaining to them you know we would talk on the plane about the growth of the UFC and what that's so we're talking about like a guy like yourself you just got into this to be a referee you figured you make a couple dollars on the weekend you're

around the people you like and your colleagues and look what it's become yeah yeah I you know and one I didn't get into expecting that I would have this position that you know I would you know get to do all the things that I've got to do but in a sense I did expect the sport to be all that it would be you know that I because I've always believed that this is the best sport on earth you know and sometimes I would sit and watch some of the stuff that was on TV and like really that's on TV and we can't get mixed martial arts on TV fucking poker I gotta sit there like a mookie and even some golf you want to shoot yourself in

the fucking head like you're sitting there I'm a grown man what the fuck am I watching this guy swinging a little stick what the fuck is wrong with me go somebody watch people fight on TV come on so yeah I always knew the sport would be what it was what did I think that that people would have that it would be as I think rewarding as far as you know people having you know lots of respect for me or all the all the good things that it's been for me I did not think that as a referee I thought that hey you know you're gonna make your calling and make your decisions and people are gonna sometimes like you sometimes hate you

referee most spot sports it's pretty thankless you know the referees get it pretty rough in this sport people really respect the job we do and and actually give us some respect for the job we do which is like a pleasant bonus you know but some days some days everybody's not happy with you there's days when they're going and you know throwing bottles at you you know I've never been at the ones when they've done that you know I always get okay seats and I I'm there listen to people and people dig you when you come out that they clap be a people dig you man yeah I know that that's yeah that's really awesome it's

been a while since they were pissed off at me yeah no they did that that is awesome that people you know people it's been a pleasant surprise I'll tell you that oh you know man this is this the thing about the UFC is it really represents what's going on in society right now and I hate to take you there what's happening you know when you watch the NFL when I watch baseball when I watch you know the other fucking hockey or whatever the fuck else is on TV I don't know who the commissioner is I don't know who owns the teams I don't know who trains the teams I don't know nothing in this business and this goes

with Twitter this goes with you know I say that we don't have fans anymore when you and I were young guys we had picture of who on our wall Bruce Lee or will Chamberlain or fucking James Brown or Jim Brown is running back those are the posters out on my wall I was fans of those people you know what I go to the UFC and I could shake fucking Frank Mia's hand I could shake your hand I could shake fucking Dana White's hand so it's a UFC event if you've never been to and it's fucking amazing because go for the ticket yeah yeah you're right about that everybody yeah I think I've met so many of the fans and everybody

in the sport is real approachable I think I don't know I guess you know maybe it's because we're still happy that you know people are finally appreciating what we do you know and so yeah I think everyone's always approachable everyone's always always thankful of you know because you're the fans of the sport or what make it a professional sport you know no one be anywhere without the fans every I've seen you what we were talking about you getting room service and walking through like you know this weekend wasn't bad like I walked around Mandalay Bay and a few people like yelling Joey Karate you know whatever mad

flavor go if you don't eat blue cheese go fuck your mother shit like that but when it's a UFC fight bro you can't walk through those things people want to talk to you and I've seen you run through I've seen you Joe Rogan buffer it's like it's the mayor of fights like president of the United States coming but and that's how yeah I'm not always that organized so usually I need to a lot in some time to hang out with people and I'm on my way but you know me come on I'm on my way I'm late for work you know so that's what I'm running you know late for work yes sometimes I can be late too so so break down this referee

school for me it's May 3rd 4th and 5th and past May 3rd and 4th and it's gonna be in Pasadena, California you can go to herbdeen.com MMA referee school come on out we're gonna talk about the unified rules we're gonna talk about mechanics and we're gonna talk about judging criteria we do judging and refereeing so judging is on the first day and then do do be a referee you need to take both courses and then hopefully which I'm pretty sure I've got it lined up we're gonna line up with a shadow event we're gonna go to a camo amateur event and the guys are gonna shadow you're gonna shadow inspectors shadow other officials

those who do get certified they can get licensed with camo and actually officiate matches and you know get and get the whole thing people travel from all over to do it people travel from all over the world so it's you know it's gonna be a good group of people it's a lot of fun. No like I was saying people sometimes don't know where to start bro they just don't know where to start in a life they don't know you know and they they say to themselves fuck it you know I just keep doing what I'm doing because nobody's gonna help me become a referee or even learn how to do it or and at least people know now where to how to

go what else do you do Dean during the week you do some personal training you teach to also you know on the week I train I go I you know do my sport I also have a Jubilee house I run a you know I run a facility for for ladies to you know help them get back to who you know kind of off their feet and help them get back to you know wealth and their family and things like that and so there's a few things I do stay busy I didn't know about the Jubilee house where's that located it's in Pasadena okay California and women go there when they're having a hard time in their lives or exactly good for you man we

work with some of the you know organizations out here in our area you know like I was telling you on the plane I didn't want to tell you when I came from Cuba I was exposed to the whole black culture and I look up to it a lot I love the whole African-American thing dog and when I think of you you're a smooth motherfucking black man dog honest to God you know you remind me of a for you you're the you're the ref you're the Marvin Gaye referee dog you just a smooth brother you're a smooth motherfucking brother oh man we had a breakdown I want you last week on the podcast and a little bit about Marvin

Gaye and what he meant to me you know like we were talking about the plane how rap and I was saying how I like rap but my heart is with fucking Marvin Gaye and David Ruffin and the Temptations and that's and Rick James yeah I didn't know that you were so into music man we're on the plane and I mean you were breaking it down you know oh and then I've always been a fan of you know I've always been kind of obsessed with Cuban music you know I think especially like you said you know that's a place where you know African culture is really really there you know no it's a whole different experience than here so I've

I've always loved that music no we are weeks to music is you know we work out to music everything I do that's a soundtrack brother and if the music is right everything's right and I'll tell you man I'm happy that you called in today I'm sure a lot of people gonna get a big kick out of you they're gonna go over to Herb Dean get calm and see what you're about here you're a gentleman and a scholar brother and I love what you do hey thanks for having me on Joey and even Lee Lee the flying jeweler producer of the show when I told him you were gonna be on he's just starting to get into UFC's like he was excited so say

hello Lee. Hey what's happening Lee? Not much I forgot to tell Joey we were talking about ruffering earlier and I used to ref baseball when I was in high school and it was it was tough and I wanted to ask you how do you because when I watch the fights on TV it's going by so fast and every other sport it's going fast and refs sometime get shit but like how do you train is that part of like what your school is gonna be is it do you train them to like slow it down and really look at what focus on what's happening? Yeah we do that we also we talked a lot about position you know that you're going basically you're

running a checklist at all times of what are the possibilities and where things can happen so you always want to be in a in a position where you can see the majority of the things that are happened and sometimes it's gonna happen where you're out of position you can't call what you can't see but that's mostly what it's about is being in a good position so you can see what's going on and make some good decisions. And that's when it's in the other thing before I let you go is that uh I didn't know that you did other MMA events like I thought it was like other sports where there's different levels and you move up

but you work for the state athletic commissions and you're just doing every event that you can. Yeah I do every event I love you know I I mean some of the best fights I see I've seen it at small events one of the best fights I ever see I referee Uriah Faber and Tyson Griffin in a parking lot at a show that was put on in a parking lot on an Indian casino so you know no matter where you're at there's gonna be some good fights happening. Hey man the best fight I saw was at a white castle in Jersey. I like when I stay up to date with all the guys like well when Hussama Pajarras you know I started fighting in the UFC I'd

always had some experience with him because I've been going down in South Palo and refereeing his matches in so I knew a once that man grabs your foot you better be on it because violence is about to happen. I love you Herb have a great week and be good up in Seattle next time on Marvin Gaye's birthday I'll call you and we'll break down Marvin for these motherfuckers. That's right for certain. Thank you brother. Stay black have a great week man. I'm happy we had him today that was a great call. He just made me happy made me so happy if whenever you see him he always smiles he's a good guy and that's why I judge

people on how I see him when they interact with these people go to Vegas I mean the people who go to UFC fights are not rich people they're fans and they they make a week of it you know they might live the fights might be in Minneapolis but they might be in Chicago and they see the dates and they go let's make a weekend of it. For the one thing a year? For the one thing a year that's gonna be and they go and they get hotel rooms and they put away $50 a weekend they're fucking whatever when they you know and they go and the only thing that makes your weekend better is the reactions from Dana White and Joe

Rogan and these guys so this guy's a gentleman so it was a pleasure having him on here today and like he was saying Lee Syed the flying Jew Sunday Hanukkah for you bad motherfucking Jews you know I got a ton of fucking love and respect for you make sure you come in 9 a.m. this is Lee's show Sunday I'm co-hosting Lee Sunday so Lee's gonna be playing the Jewish music we're gonna have the Gazelda fish the whole fucking thing here we're gonna let the spirit come in who is the spirit's name Elijah Elijah's coming over he's gonna bring some reef and a pack of full of fucking pennies and shit Jews don't fuck around

that do you know what one of the things is on Hanukkah it's it's one of the most hilarious things it's called the offy comb and and at the end of the night the parents hide a piece of motto that cracker thing and I'm sure not every family does it but a lot of the families that I know the kids the little kids you find it they get money for it so it's every night what you get a couple bucks it's not bad let me ask you this Lee I don't want you to tell Jew secrets here I don't want to get killed I don't need some fucking Gaza strip thrown rocks at me and fucking shoot me in the fucking head so I don't want no Jew secrets I'll

consult the manual before I consult the manual and just keep it light I don't want to insult nobody understand me especially when it comes to the Jews you want to get on that back corner next you know I go to the bank I got no money left and they give me a picture of the fucking Jews smiling yeah science motherfuckers it's Monday bitches this is it this is the day you've been waiting for all your fucking life you understand me yeah I'm over I'm stoned to the gills and speaking speaking of Hanukkah before we before we get to the music what how you've been doing with the working out with the on it stuff let

me tell you something fucking on it shit is getting better because I know it's gonna take a couple weeks for strong bar strong bone to set in yeah last week I had a rough week with the kickboxing they made me jump rope and they made me do a lot of things like that like I'm used to running but the jumping rope really hurt my feet and stuff but I'll tell you what I'm up to that level I popped three of those strong bones and I was in like Flynn I had no pain I have no fucking pain and it took a couple days it takes two or three weeks for the strong bone to kick in that's why you always order two of them but again thanks to Lee for

reminding me this podcast and every podcast we do is brought to you by on it go to on it calm look at their fine line of products whether it's new mood whether it's fucking strong bone whether it's the hemp protein I love this fucking thing that's why I did this morning I didn't have time for breakfast so I just went and made a fucking hemp force milkshake real quick 16 grams of protein look at me I'm happy I'm farting I got fucking fiber in it things are moving around you got the shroom tech you got the power get the shroom tech the new mood works phenomenally I love it you know I go to fucking sleep I've you

been taking it yeah how long have you been taking it for don't be bullshitting me like I took it the first night you gave it to me last week but you have to build up in your system I mean it makes sense with every medicine you take they say it takes a while like any algae takes a while you have a whole body hat it's not gonna like go in and I mean it's not like drugs where you take a little bit you finally feel it it's like it takes a while and a couple people hit me up that they went in order and they tapped in church and it said no because he had it under mad flavor but starting now December 1st go there and it's under

church look at that fucking hemp force protein you want to lose some weight just replace a couple years ago there was a big problem I'm not here I don't want to get sued I just heard this I didn't hear this from I'm not here just from other people that like what was the state of slave slim fast I'm a slim fast yeah doing that it wasn't enough protein and shit like that and people are getting sick because they weren't doing this shit at least has protein you got vitamins you got minerals if you mix it with the fucking with the new mood if you mix it with the alpha brain I tell you that strong bone is great because what a lot

of people don't tell you that they mix them together the little succamine and the other one they mix them together and that's how they sell to you for 895 or whatever this is a little bit more but it's got so many more minerals in it I tell you what I don't listen I can sit here with you and read through them and that's what I did when I wrote out the outline I tried to get off technical and I didn't want to sound like a fucking fake smart guy so I'm not gonna blow smoke on you I try this shit it's like for years people like all they show up with these little containers and you put the blow in there and you had to shake it

up and look at it and if it wasn't purple it wasn't pure what are you talking about I just fucking killed the Colombian for this you're gonna show up with your fucking chemistry set go fuck your mother the best test for anything is right here in the nose when I go to White Castle where I go to Taco Bell which I don't go when you go what's the test your mouth how it tastes and how it feels when it comes out of that fucking asshole if it fucking feels funky coming out of your asshole and it feels funky in your stomach it ain't good you don't need no fucking scientist to go no because it's got no meat in it you know

it sucks you know it sucks but with all this shit listen when I took a couple months ago I went to some web page a buddy mindset go to bodybuilding.net and buy this mineral they have on the nightboard and for two weeks I felt shitty it raised my blood pressure I kept having headaches I was like what the fuck is this I realized I was taking this product I stopped taking I felt great again ever since I've been on the fucking I'm the stuff I feel better I look better my mood is better I'm more relaxed so it's gotta be fucking working so just do me a favor go to honor they got mixing max packages so you don't have to

just buy like eight or one thing so you could buy a new mood you could buy a fucking protein and you could buy a strong and just start with that start taking a walk around the block like Mike Dolce said just a fucking thing for the mailbox and let's pretend you do this for 90 days and you lose one pound but you're walking five miles well guess what now you're a healthy fat fuck yeah if you're drinking water you're not drinking soda if you're not eating ice cream and you only lost a pound don't give up you didn't gain weight you didn't gain weight at least be a healthy fat fuck walk the five miles a day be good to your fucking

heart that's it be a good friend to yourself the same way I'm a friend to you the same way Lisa friend to me well fucking friends I'm here with you you're with me and there with fucking us before her Dean called I gotta get more stoned and prepare for this shit we gotta break up the real reefer fuck this fucking tube with whatever was the real shit leaving smokes on reefer this morning I had to her Dean was a cool guy he was a another one of the fighter guys who are like a very man yeah I'm gonna try to get clay we do the call I'm gonna get a couple guys to call we're smoking herb it's Monday bitches

before herb called cool motherfucker I also do a little de-supplement can you believe I got a blood test land fact I gotta go in today or tomorrow and I'm low on D vitamin D I live out here with the fucking son that's how much pollution there is it blocks everything motherfucking filthy armpit plays anyway before my man her being called I was so near a potato and totico PA TATO E is a why totico to TICO two Cuban dudes that put a couple albums together but the most noticeable one is 1968 listen bro this song's got ten fuck this album's got ten songs on it and all of them are fucking monsters the first one to start

with is one of my personal fucking favorites and it's called enguardo called a song Lee's gonna start it for the 14th second I want you to listen to the Congress the guitar and then we're gonna cover another one hit it Lee listen to that fucking bass in there just dropping on you boom boom boom listen to the Congress though listen to the fucking cuts listen to that cut are you kidding me if that guy smash in the face it's all over for you this is the heart and soul of fucking Cuba this guy singing Eugene for people listen to his voice he's done

all right the next jam since the seat these guys were abacoas or was based abacoa music and you can feel totico's fucking voice and his and that song is about he's breaking up with his girlfriend and in grotto called a song which means in grateful fucking heart I'm dropping on you motherfuckers I'm giving you what makes me tick bitches the next song is a song called I walk and rock either it's called the water is gonna fall and I heard once this is the song this is what my stepfather said to me when there is the song they play for you before they fucking took you out the ocean and slit your fucking throat oh

my god yeah this is real this the abacoas abacoas don't eat pussy it's a society that dedicates their life to San Juan so and they were all longshoremen and it was the last real men's society they don't like they don't like a lot of things I don't agree with a lot of their facts but I do like the the love they had for their brotherhood this wasn't about money or drugs this is about just men and if you ever see a Cuban they got the little fucking thing on their hands right here right now a little cusp air just turn around they're fucking abacoas but this song here I want you listen to his voice like they

always talk about rap music and when you listen to totico's voice and what there's a song in here about me me body oh it's about his neighborhood you got to see how he sings about his fucking neighborhood a good friend of mine I want to name a good friend of mine told me that when you walk into puff daddy's house he's got a cover of this album in one of his walls huge puff daddy lid this is the real deal people this is the start of everything it started right fucking Africa when you see the exorcist and you see him fighting the two dogs they're in Arabia fucking land that's part of Africa hit this fucking song

I walk about guys it's about ice and mother's taking you to your fucking last but it means that water is gonna fall like it's falling in California today I you kidding me or what I want to see you play now it's tremendous I played my uncle on Mondays I His mother fuckers make you fucking around Is this something your mom would play in the house a lot yeah, they would play this they didn't have it on 45 when I was a kid

but they had it Well, they had The whole out the album is amazing. It's got less or walk walk. It's got a look for a song called Me barrio on there. It's the same people. Okay me barrio on there Look at Joe Burns. He's like, let me give a shout out to some of the fucking stars of this podcast the real motherfucking stars See, I can't I write this shit down Mitch Nutter, you know, I love you rooster neck Bubba Duncan Andrew Chidley Colin Nelch Leon Spinks Anthony Sacco, Michigan. I love you. I'm trying to get to Michigan, Michigan. I'll be out there soon

You know, I love it. This is the fucking hand. I love you motherfuckers. I love you dirty freaky white women too with dirty heels Freckles happy birthday to Ozzy Osbourne and has happy birthday to my man Peter Marron. You know, I love you motherfuckers Joe Burns. It's on the way my man chill always in the house with his fucking swing as Joey Dears Go to iTunes and check it out. What else Lee? What else do you find that song? Yeah, I gotta play it from like the 15 second mark and just listen to this guy's voice Describe his neighborhood. That's it. He's talking about his fucking hood his hood, which is all wraps up Damn I can't even tell you what he's saying. Is it because is it because of what he's saying? Like, why is it uh

Affecting me so much. Uh, just the way he's dropping. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. He's just talking about low He's just talking about his boundaries what he goes for his days And just uh How brilliant is It's just a kind of drama the guy said Is Intense and a base now is he playing or is he just singing he could be playing too. He played too Now there's another one it said new extra barrio is that is that what you heard no

No Cut that motherfucker That's how you end the fucking podcast the album cover on youtube is the little guy sitting in front of uh of a street with two congress red and white congress which signifies chango And that's the one album they have on youtube the real fucking album on youtube is the one when them standing on the wall on 130th street and over there by fucking spanish harlem That's where that picture was taken totico was six foot four and patato is five foot fucking plane so

That's the album cover you're looking for. I hope you enjoyed the show today. It's monday show. Don't forget tonight at midnight Light a candle for chango if you want to pray if you got something going on in your life that you wanted to come through for you Uh, what else this sunday? We got a show a gambling show denny beyond kudos giving me some love Either my man's giving me some love done. I love you motherfuckers always Uh, september december 13th. Where are we we're at the fucking madhouse comedy club in san diego? Lee's not coming down the school club. Lee came company's working that night And the 21st i'm at fucking the end of the world show with stan hope and joe motherfucking rogan. I'm stoned today Shit I gotta work today too. I got two jobs to do today. Oh, and that's it man

We'll be back wednesday you bad motherfuckers again. Thank you for all the people tuned in. Thank you for all the shout outs I want to thank herb dean and thank you. Hey, listen man. The music I played today might not be you I'm just trying to open up your fucking eyes So when you had a party and some motherfucker wants to throw in tom wates with his cool shit You go stop bitch. I got patato and totico from joey d is here We're gonna drop this motherfucker and all the girls will say oh my god You like spanish music. So you say and that's how you get your dick sucked and that's what monday's are about stay black Give him a kiss lee sire. What are you gonna play him out with? Well, I'm gonna play him out with uh, I got off the uh

Uh, Sabbath bloody Sabbath album. I got looking for today. How about national acrobat? Okay? Um, and while that's loading up just for everyone because I'm sure you guys want to know it's p a t a t o E which is why t o t i c o and that's the source patato and totico. Why is ants? Yeah, just remember that that's that's all we dropping it for you mother fuckers Mitch nutter I love you too hiding from my wife as a popular podcast Don't forget to listen to it. He does a good job on that crazy motherfucker hit it lee Oh, shit Go out then do your thing for them motherfuckers

You gotta dream stop dreaming. Why man fucking do it tell them all to suck your dick The church of what's happening now stay black roma kiss lee I I found out what it needs to be