Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 12/19/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #40

Episode Date: December 20, 2012

Ralphie May and his Daughter call in from Nashville with a special message for Joey. Juliana from Auntie Dolores edibles calls in to talk about her journey and how she got started in this industry.  This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com. Use Promo code Church for a discount when you check out. Streamed live on 12/19/2012

we are motherfuckers oh shit oh motherfucking shit Wednesday December 19th 2012 we got two more days and kicking it the church of what's happening now Joey Coco Diaz the main man Lisa at aka the flying Jew a little friend he's dead for the black people out there let's do this oh shit Leroy neck bone is probably fucking watching in black cock right now as we speak putting powder on the other side of that motherfucker the other side of the table or something where's the music Lee it's Wednesday wake these motherfuckers up they're laying there all discombobulated figuring out what they

gonna do today it's Wednesday motherfucker wash those nuts get out to this two days left see if you get an advance on your paycheck cuz the world's gonna end Friday get fucked up eat some ass do what you know gotta do welcome it's a beautiful fucking day to be alive how you feeling Lisa you bad motherfucker you I'm feeling fucking great the last week of work is always a great week tremendous you're done that's it for 10 fucking days did the Joe Rogan experience yesterday my man red band is watching that I want to give him a shout out if you got a minute he's over that casino tonight with

Tiffany Haddish it's a black room go out there bring a fucking emergency helmet just in case they fucking beach up out there those black rooms are fucking crazy are they really but that's how you get better red band knows the fucking deal you got to go out there and bang these motherfuckers out every day man I started a black room in Denver and Club Mix you know how the room ended cuz they shot somebody no they didn't yes they fucking did oh my god fucking yes they did that's how I met her like a sedentary entertainer and the guy that died and all those black comics a little older that's how I met those guys I was

an open mic around Sunday name the club was Club Mix East Covax and Denver is shit nothing but black motherfuckers pimps and hookers and like go then they throw shit at the white comic you know Kevin Fitzgerald the veterinarian he used to go I used to go with him the veterinarian on Discovery or whatever one of those channels in Denver okay I don't want to turn me on to the room they would throw shit at white people and I'm the only one that would go up that dance right there's one in Rome I wouldn't talk go up that fucking dance Freddy's dead you know they all start wiggling with you the next thing you know you got

those motherfuckers I talk about some black actor or something I get the fuck off stage did you see now I think it was Ken Jong on BET like the doctor he did like a little like a little like a disco dance they went nuts because now you're jiggle you know for 2,000 years when black people went in front of us they'd have to dance and do all that shit like in the 50s yeah when we go up in front of them we got to do the same fucking thing so I told red band on the way out yesterday go hey motherfucker went in Rome went in Rome fucking fuck them up and go out there and sling some dick cuz it's I had a great time last night

my other brother Ari Shafi does a storyteller's that's a great show at the improv once a month was a great fucking show you know it's funny because I listen I swear to God he called me he goes yes I need you on Tuesday the 18th whatever you got to come up with a Christmas story I ain't got no fucking Christmas stories I really don't I mean I have one really good Christmas with my family mm-hmm like with my mother at the house when we were kids and I remember Christmases but they were like everybody else's Christmas you go home you open your fucking presents and then you go to bed with your fucking pajamas on big

fucking deal the best Christmas story I had when I was like I was a sophomore in high school or junior one of those it was the sophomore year when I was really fucking crazy and instead of going to school what you did was it was half a day on the 24th Christmas Eve was like 7 to 11 yeah fuck all the school tonight before we start drinking the night before we meet like at 6 so instead of buying beer I mean we had the money to buy beer we just rob a fucking beer truck we go by Hudson County Park and there was an A&P right there and we'd wait for the fucking truck to pull up and then one of us would cross the street

we'd open up the fucking thing and sometimes we robbed it by hand the guy's not gonna chase you the guy's not gonna change you take a case of courts or sometimes we get a car pull up to the truck opening that's when you steal that's the way to do it that's when they hold the back of your pants and you steal a couple fucking things so it was like me Richie Vanacheck Bob Banta a bunch of savages these these were white fucking savages I grew up with so we drank the thing we got all fucked up we drink like blackberry brandy and I went to the metal ends in the night before which was strip strip club where they

stick bananas and all that shit in their pussy yeah but that night I went in there was like an off night like a Wednesday night I never forget somebody was selling meth this is when they called it speed speed there wasn't no method it was just speed I bought a half a gram of speed and they gave it to me like this little I've never forget I remember taking it home and sniffing it and the next morning doing a blast like it's six in the morning and fucking drinking drinking drinking all morning getting fucked up and about 1130 cone in front of high school and we set up like a little fort and we're throwing

snowballs at each other right bam bam you know snowballs you use coach you take the snowballs and you dip them in the melting water yes that fucking snowball becomes a rock of that you understand me so we're throwing the snowball and as I for some reason I look up and on the corner of my on this side I see a station wagon yeah people don't know they know SUVs and so the station wagon is a big car and the guy driving it was a Santa Claus headed to one of those targets to ring the bell and the snow and I see I hear the fucking snowball leave Richie van Richie van and she was a hunter one of those big

Czechoslovakian motherfuckers that he's been stabbing animals since he was like two you know there's one of those guys he shot cats he shot dogs as a kid he shot people from his window he was just a hunter I remember one time he put like a knife on the table and he would make you hit his hand and then he'd take his hand you'd stab yourself with a fucking knife I mean he was just crazy so he threw a snowball a low on inside this motherfucking curve like he was one of those pictures in Little League that would hit you with the ball and today people still walk up to you with that jiggly leg man Richie van and check

fuck me up in 72 so Richie van and check this snowball got away from and it hit this guy was driving with his window open you know here come Santa Claus here come Santa Claus right down Santa Claus Lane like he's like a lost thinking the world is beautiful yeah he forgot about North Bergen New Jersey will kill you with a fucking snowball and this snowball came right into the window and hit him and I never forget like hearing the car go and not even thinking about I don't give a fuck what the guy kills himself like he you know he almost lost control he lost control and shit and about four five six

minutes later I remember looking up and I see this fucking Santa Claus running with bleeding from his face like the snowball had hit him and he's running at us with like his sand we're like what are we gonna do we could either run no let's stay here fuck Santa and like five of us just started fucking punching on Santa and I still remember Santa in the middle of like us it was like when you see like an antelope and you see like those little animals hyenas around biting from him we were just all pounding him bam bam he went down the cops came by they had us all up against the fence I'll never forget that we're all up

against the fence and I look over in this Santa with his suit ripped that was the end of my fuck oh my god what fucking Christmas you got I got no Christmas stories all right I love the idea of you getting hammered and doing speed but then still going on having a snowball fight oh no the speed makes no balls you know I'm saying you're energetic you don't and this was like old-school speed this wasn't made from fucking like golf medicine and shit this one bikers were bikers when they mixed like gasoline with fucking explosive juice and and foot powder this one they fuck you up Jack gasoline and

foot powder Jesus yeah one of these cats took a shit the cat with a box it's horrendous I don't know if it's you who's it you for the alcox sucker you never know what these little shitters man they fucking shit that little shit smells terrible that's the one thing that is kind of weird about cats is the shooting in the house that's I mean I'm also allergic to them but fucking you know allergic here these cats not this cats love you cats don't fuck around I clean my cat to take him in the shower wash these motherfuckers it's crazy cuz I go to front houses when they have one or two cats and I can't stay

there for more than 20 minutes you gotta brush the head you gotta change the little box two three times a fucking day I try to do one and a half times a day what's the half now you pick up a couple pieces of shit when they lose like a Puerto Rican spring cleaning you know really commit to the bottom you gotta scrape the bottom I'll tell you what that shit gives me fucking characters clean out that cat with a box I don't even understand why again let me tell you something today after you leave I'm gonna probably take my wife there because my schedule's been weird now that she's pregnant I can't do like

today I got really nothing on the books I was supposed to go to Ontario tonight but I shoot something at one o'clock today I don't know if I'm gonna make it my wife don't want me a strain too far tonight also was Gabriel glaciers yearly fucking Christmas party which I don't know if you motherfuckers know how Gabriel glaciers does it on Christmas this motherfucker but he rents out the taste of Texas what's that a restaurant and fucking like some place in a Mexican restaurant the one they used in fucking collateral okay one of those Mexican type of restaurants that's just huge it's not in Pico Rivera somebody hit me up the

other day they said the one they shot in Pico Rivera that's a that's still open upon the road so whatever the fuck is the taste of Texas he has a pool a poker tournament holy shit he has fucking the place caters it he has live mariachi bands he had I mean he has games I mean it's it's a fucking party he's been doing it for like eight years and he he's a heavy drinker right cuz I I see all those motherfuckers every day he posted another picture of a bottle of Patron and it's just like Jesus Christ he has a funny web show out it's called a very funny damn TV or something very funny I'm gonna do the

horoscopes of some shit I'm supposed to start doing the horoscopes in the new year I hope he calls me I like hanging out with him tonight it's just it's just 40 minutes each way you know and that's the thing I got tonight especially if they want me to go to Ontario so I gotta put my day together I gotta quark the band brothers down Ontario these guys do a great fucking show Cody and the twins they're great guys if you live on that side of town go see the fucking band brothers I love those guys yeah I got that option but do me a favor I'm also going to kickboxing today and I'm gonna tell you something guys I'm

really fucking impressed with the strong bone I'm really fucking blown away I can't believe that something I mean my knee pain is gone like the little knee pains I had on my left leg I know it's still there but it's not like I could work out guys and that's the most important thing at fucking 50 is that you're working out like I said to you I might not lose weight over the fucking holidays because I gotta go to a bunch of I gotta go like two Cuban parties this weekend which sucks dick those Cubans make fucking flying with the condensed milk in it there's no points on that the points the points is fat fuck that's the

point fat fuck when you eat that it's just a fat fuck alert there's no you know there's nothing else there included but what does I say to you you know the fucking on it go to on it if you have a hard time with your joints you know like I said keep it light in the beginning swim at your fucking pool walk around in the warm pool in the four-foot pool walk in there for a while take the weight off your joints go in there kick get a kicking board and go in the fucking warm pool and just kick from side to side 10 minutes 12 minutes 13 minutes 18 minutes and there you go you got 20 30 fucking minutes in your halfway fucking

there your kids go away look my titties are fucking going away I used to have a nice big fucking man titties are a little nipple on the end that day is done Lisa yeah you bad motherfucker what else is going on your world talks to me what is it you're going home in five days you can't wait yeah I can't wait two days they're gonna fart in your face I talked to some people we got all mapped up you know many people came up to me last night at the Ari show I said they're gonna be at the end of the world show and part of it is because Lisa yeah so what we're gonna have to do is after the show and take

the outside when you believe them should hold on to your face with a nice back because this chicks she started eating like Monday she told me which one the big one of the little one the little skinny one which skinnier people fart and she's gonna scotch tape her asshole to make it even smaller so it's like a mist coming on your face we're gonna take good care of you Lee that's what we do around it this ain't no fucking this ain't no Michael Jackson and this ain't thriller you know I'm saying one dumb rapper I know I can hang I want for run DMC they could cool in the game pull a little run DMC for your fucking

uncle Joey it's a little king of rock these motherfuckers don't know about rank king of rock a little run DMC on Wednesday December 19th what do you got six days five more shoplifting days to Christmas and you're fucking sitting there watching me on a podcast your fucking momos get out there mug somebody you know what December 19th was I'm gonna tell you a little fucking story you got the king of rock on for me lined up yeah it's be ready in two I got fired one year from fucking this a car dealer for beating up he's alive fucking oh we got we got a call coming oh shit who's this mystery

man I'm very much what's happening hey bad flavor oh shit it's my brother direct from the fucking jumping jack farm I love it Merry Christmas to you and your family Ralph you may how you doing brother I'm doing great man I'm here in Tennessee right now I'm here with my daughter April June Mays he's got a message for you uncle Joey hit me baby I'm gonna tell it yeah baby see me talk fuck up I love you baby get it together motherfucker I love it if your daughter's at home right now that's

actually easy talk to you a little girl telling you in the morning get it together motherfucker that'll make a big difference in your life right there that's motivation fuck Joey Diaz you know I'm saying yeah man she's all about it how you feeling baby yeah I'm doing good man we had a little trouble with her yesterday she this boy was she was playing in the park and she she ninja kicked the boy yesterday in the balls and and not really in the ball not really in the ball we don't know we don't know she's been taking karate and she ninja kicked at some bitch in the balls I think or maybe in the head I don't know

and and he went crying like a bullet alright he's like a six-year-old boy she's five and and she's handling so she's karate champion over here for Jesus alright cleaning up the park for the little girls and you know and her mama called her a bully and she was soaking all day and I came in and I was like good for you good for you you know she was soldier amen that's the most important we got a little fucking princess yeah at least those motherfuckers to protect protect themselves especially what we've seen in our life you know I'm saying at 1440 all the chicks we threw off the roofs pulling hair and

the Red Devil so yeah if you got a daughter you got a little piece those little savages to protect themselves by the time she's ten she's like that fucking chick on the USA show La Femme Nikita throwing sidekicks and stabbing Puerto Ricans that's what I wanted a little fucking girl up and down rah rah rah get the fuck out of you get out there and stab these little cock suckers in the heart so how long you got two more weeks to working out brother yes sir yesterday I did eighty five hundred meters on the roller machine okay and I did five hundred crutches and I worked out with dumbbells

and tell my arms felt like ragdolls and I tell you I'm doing it Coco I'm sore all over I'm proud of you brother it's the beginning you're gonna be a fucking lean mean slinging dick machine when they get through with you over there I know I know who knows if any of this I might be hung who knows it's the best thing I did it's medium so who knows I might I might have a Cuban they know hey brother you could be a fat fucker you could be a healthy fat fuck we got to make the go right I could do a couple jumping jacks throw a few sidekicks I'm eating apples at night I had a shit this morning before Lee came

over you know shit's going on I mean apples at night they got me eating three of those fucking red apples at night just on the morning everything comes out like normal business as usual you don't go to bed hungry you know I'm saying because if it's not three apples it's an in and out burger am I bullshit you know so yeah that's neck garbage so you're there for the holidays brother yes sir here through the 26th and then we're going to stand up live in Tempe stand up live for New Year's Eve that's my fucking boy and shit well I'm happy you're doing your things you did 8500 meters 22 jumping jacks and you got a standing

ovation and you made out with three chicks and that's all that matters to me at the end of the fucking week right now buddy I love you cocksucker have a great one give the baby a kiss I love it to the little boy and your wife and I'll give you a call before the holidays I love you at all my heart say hello to flying Julie I love you Joey I love you guys I'll call you at the hospital fainting and shit because you know I'm getting stitches this week we're both getting stitches she's getting stitches in the asshole and I'm getting stitches on my chin on my forehead on my eyebrow something's going down so I'm prepared

they better have a hospital bed next to you oh please sleep at your machine I'm gonna be rougher than I'm just preparing thank you very much for the present brother I love you to all my heart I love you have a great week about it all right don't forget about me cocksucker I love you baby love you bye buddy you have interesting timing the song was about to play as he calls hit me what song are we playing Lee a little fucking king of rock we got another call coming in a couple minutes hit me with a little king of rock for Joey Lee

it looks like what oh shit oh shit you don't even hurt this week I heard you didn't fucking hear this crank it for your control you don't want to die and it's one dump I know I come from the cool cool cool road to the rock rock to the road what road to the rock rock to the road who drops it like that nobody cocksucker the church it was happened now coming at you Wednesday you motherless cock suckers we got my girl calling from auntie Dolores's we got a little caramel corn today it's 120 grams of THC you understand me and you tip the bag up like it was a movie theater back and

had like the entire that's right that was full when it when it started so what it's fucking 8 in the morning get your shit together who gives a fuck 8 30 it's the fiber auntie Dolores caramel corn fucking tremendous sorry I'm eating on camera and then they come with these little bags to this little mint chocolate chip you get four fucking wafers in here I ate a whole bag one day fuck and that's it that's how we do it motherfuckers before this girl calls somebody called I got an interesting email at joeycocodeas.net you know if you want to email me you

want to ask me a question you want a fucking suggestion or something like that just don't get carried away everybody's an executive producer all of a sudden you guys live in Kentucky you went to the school fucking dance and you want to call me and tell me how to run my fucking business you know I'm saying get your shit together anyway what was I like this fucking popcorn already goes to your head it's got sugar in it so it goes right to the fucking cranium Dr. Joey Diaz I'm telling you why not how are you gonna start a Wednesday morning everybody always complains just Wednesday I got the hump day blew up get it

together cock so you gotta start you gotta smoke your reefer you gotta do a few jumping jack did I not have a protein powder you did you came I always have a fucking hem force in the morning get me going it's funny when you say that for every day I'm not gonna start your Monday with all this weed are you not gonna start your Wednesday you gotta prepare before you listen before you paint the house correct you take the fucking things you fucking spackle you sand it down you take the joints you clean the floor you drop a cloth that you're in preparation so how you not gonna prepare for your day how the fuck

do you get up in the morning just get up and put coffee on like a fucking smooth you gotta get up you gotta wash your little pussy you gotta powder yourself while you're in the shower thinking you're thinking of your fucking moves throughout the day I gotta go to the bank I gotta do this I gotta do that you're thinking of your fucking moves so when you come out you open up your notebook ba ba ba boom you put your notes down for your day your goals for the day I want to do this if you look at my notebook for the day today I got nothing but I'll tell you where I'm gonna be at a certain fucking time you know you think

of your day before you leave the house you hit that fucking bomb to correct your head you know like Joe Rogan sounded podcast yesterday makes you look at it reality coming at you when you go out there fucking high you see if I'm a remove all you're a fucking dunce you sit walk around like this waiting for fucking put you know you can get high for two reasons to sit on the couch and scratch your ass and play fucking game fly whatever the fuck it is that you do or you get high and double your fucking high pleasure get out there make it work for you you know your case of fucking house if you case it in your fucking

right you're looking at the house but if you smoke a joint you're like oh maybe go maybe I go around the back maybe a helicopter off the fucking helicopter and through the fucking the what is that called over the door yeah whatever the fucking door no burger goes into the door get it together Lee Cox sucker you got me over here solo smoking the vapor pipe no but the amount of high you get I I would be under my covers freaking out what hi this is just a little something to get eat some popcorn Lee that's a problem get some pop just a little piece what the fuck you're gonna have a chick fart in your face on wisdom you

gotta prepare you gotta start today you got a shade got a cream on your face gotta pluck your little fucking eyebrows you don't want that fart getting caught in your eyebrow hair you don't need that shit eat it what he eats it like that's good yeah it's fucking really good this is really bro this is it tastes like caramel corn this is delicious you go to a movie theater start eating this shit and by halfway in the movie that you're in a coma you don't want the movie that you're like I wish there's a Tarantino movie that's not strong at the end oh yeah it's got some way one of these two there's the

jingle bell shit right here this is this is what it's all about there's the truck and what's crazy is Weight Watches when you go to a Weight Watches meeting they usually have these mint chocolate chip squares like they're two points of peace yeah and they sound like they're always 50% off or something they're delicious these taste just the same I don't think they're not for fat people I think this guy is egging it and a bunch of shit but yeah I met anti Dolores a divine wellness a few people like I told you last week if you go divine wellness and buy a chocolate or one of these anti Dolores is they give you a

telling Uncle Joey saying they give you a commemorative commemorative Uncle Joe you're beating the beast t-shirt and there and I know how organic so good down there today what are you looking at me for you go you buy some anti Dolores fucking popcorn caramel corn you want some more no have some more this is good shit one more piece it's good for the soul this will get your fucking wing going I'm not gonna go to work tonight okay tonight you're worried about seven o'clock tonight you know how many things that happen before you got yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna pass it on your couch and then freak out for four hours and oh shit oh

stupid cock sucker oh no the cats are gonna eat my fucking popcorn you fucking schmutz yeah what am I gonna do I didn't spill it yes you did look at it cock sucker now the cats are gonna eat it fucking my Harry's in the book around all cock-eyed he's got one eye that's cock-eyed already that fucking schmutz what's this girl want here I love you to Adelman campers let me give some shout-outs today to the fucking soldiers my man Tariq my man Justin Delgado as usual Mack hard my little lesbian making videos I love it with that little lesbo pussy she pounds that fucking thing good morning my love

good morning how are you how are you this fucking guy just built the anti Dolores fucking caramel corn he went to give it back to me we're eating caramel corn already getting the day started the right way you understand me I told you I didn't fuck around what time you have 6 35 in the am and we're all reading it good morning my love address yourself tell these beautiful people who you are my name is Juliana and I'm the founder of Auntie Dolores co-op oh shit oh shit and we met that out we met who we met at the vine wellness a couple weeks ago when you were doing like a product

introduction thing yeah yeah we were doing them demos down in the locale trying to hit up some of the clubs down there we do do a lot of that up north and now we're just starting to do more down south so yeah I mentioned at the vine great shop love those guys and yeah it's a there's quite a few shops down there carry our products and apparently you've hit every one of them oh you know I'm a profession I don't fuck around but it was Ari it was the fly I was flying June number two my other buddy Ari Shafia who kept telling me you know and I can't I don't read the thing I can't see I can't you know I'm 49 years old

Juliana Auntie Dolores so I can't fucking see so you know the first time I tried your products it was a kushmark they had the peanuts the spicy peanuts and in fact it was Felipe Esparza the guy who won last comic standing last year who told me about peanuts first and then Ari yeah it was Felipe who won and said bro these fucking peanuts bro they're pretty good so I remember I had the peanuts or the spicy mix or whatever and then and then Ari had something at the one across the street from Rouse they have like a little store there and that's where he goes so when I bumped into you that night I was

like wow what a coincidence Ari was just talking about these and then you gave him a card and now I tell us a little bit about your products and what you put them beside love well as you can probably tell a lot of the ingredients are you know they're very strong flavors so we try to find ingredients that are going to mask the flavor of the cannabis because cannabis tastes nasty right so but then our extracts are really strong so we only need to use a little bit to make the product strong and then the other flavors that are included are helping to match the flavor of the cannabis but we still get the effects

of it so that's kind of the thinking behind all of our recipes and all the development of our products is just high potency great flavor you know that's something for everybody not everybody likes the chili one peanuts but they might prefer the cracker or they might prefer the sweet stuff everybody's got you know different taste buds so we try to find something that appeals to everybody and the thing I really like about your product is that it'll tell you you know sometimes you go in you get a cookie you know you have to you have an appointment you got to go to church you don't know how fucking strong that

cookie is you know you have no idea how strong that cookie is with your products you have at least a ballpark like the Carmel corn it's 120 now is that 120 milligrams for the whole bag yeah oh fuck it I'm behind I gotta eat some more you know I'm saying no no I'm just yeah that's a lot of medicine that's a lot of medicine you know you can just eat as much as you want if you don't want to eat the whole bag save it for later you know like Lee he fucking dropped my bag not a lot of it fell just a little bit he's lucky I love him and he's lucky it's on it and shit like that there's like two kernels left in the bag and I

maybe drop the one look at the fucking floor you're not he dropped those little bugs the little ones yeah I'm not one of my cats gonna eat it and he's gonna be fucked up you know I don't care if my cats get high I give him a super high catnip you guys make catnip that's your next product we're going into business for together we do doggy treats I have made doggy treats I made a CBD rich doggy treats for my tip pole before he passed away but yeah we've got we've got a lot of great stuff and I want to develop more products we're hoping to come out with a CBD rich product for for patients in California that's our next

you know that's our next development right there so you run all through Northern California all the way through the state that's what you're trying to tell me yeah we work with that Spencer's all over California but we're based up in the Northern California and we were talking yesterday on the phone because people always they'll hit me up on the email and say hey man how can I get edibles I'm in Michigan you know even though Michigan Seattle Denver all these other states you're allowed to have medical marijuana your products do not sell that correct no no we can't really we'd have to go there and set up you

know shopping business licenses organization to do business there so unfortunately it's it's a lot there's a lot more red tape involved than you know you would think no I could just imagine you know it's funny that we also spoke about yesterday I got a compliment you on that I got my my card maybe seven years ago six years ago and in that time you know every time I go to a dispensary it's always try something different an ice cream and you see products come and go and I gotta tell you I've been living in the valley for three years so I haven't lived in Kushner in the Hollywood for three years

and you guys been around a while yeah how many years now well we've been we kind of got in right at the perfect time I think because things have changed so drastically in the last three four years and so I mean I really feel like we got into it at the right moment I've seen numerous coming companies come and go like you said it's just an incredibly challenging industry to operate in we have challenges in terms of like how to how to survive as a business the challenges that we face are like way way more extreme than any other industry so I think it's just really hard for for businesses to survive and it really I

mean it's taken us a good three years just to kind of you know operate in a way that we can continue going and and I like I'm able to give out Christmas bonuses this year you know it's just so it's tough it's a tough industry but it's getting better especially getting better and it helps that we've got a really consistent product and that's because all of our our processes are very very consistent very specific I mean we do we do the same thing every week we don't change it once we get our recipes locked down and that's just not just the flavors but the potency and all that once we have it locked down it's

like set in stone so there's no varying from that and you know sometimes that people work in the kitchen and they they come from food backgrounds you know they work in restaurants or they work as a chef here there and they want to get all creative there's not a whole lot of room for creativity with this this job because if you work at it as a cook in our kitchen you have to do everything the same way every day week after week and so in that sense we were able to create a really consistent product but like I said it's not exactly like the most creative job for somebody who's got a food background because it's all the

same every every single recipe stays exactly same day and day out how did you come up with the idea to start the company what made you what pushed in the direction well as you know the economy started the tank a few years ago and I was a bookkeeper before I did the keeping for nonprofits and I was just starting to lose clients less than right and I just I have a kid so I was like I need to figure out how to support myself and and my daughter and we just I started selling my products to some clubs up in San Francisco not been doing this for over 10 years on your own just on your own help what that you were

doing this over 10 years just on your own yeah I mean I've always been cooking with cannabis I mean I grew up in you know the San Francisco Bay area it's like you can it's not hard to get your hands on good weed okay so I mean I've been cooking with the stuff forever but I just never thought there was you know actually a business in it and then I started working with them some dispensaries in San Francisco and it just I mean immediately took off it was like incredible so you know within like probably about two or three months one of our best dispensaries in San Francisco was selling like 500 brownies a

week of ours and so I thought well shit I'm gonna fucking throw in my day job and move into this because like why would I sit here and crunch numbers for non-profits when I can like go and like you know help people with medical cannabis and start this company and see what happens you know and it's just every step of the way it's just been like wow let's see what happens if we do this and okay now I now I can hire a couple more people to help me out in the kitchen and oh wow we just like grew another you know 25% let's keep going until it's just been constantly like trying to keep up with the growth of it it's been really

phenomenal you know so I look at I'm one of those I have an econ degree but I'm one of those pickup orders where I look at when I go to a restaurant I'm looking for shit to talk about you know I'm saying yeah yeah I look at the walls I look at the fucking service you know I'm one of those assholes but I keep it to myself I just always think about if I had a restaurant what would I do different let me tell you what you're doing correctly number one I know what I'm getting when I buy your product yeah like I said the big knock to this industry was you know with the cookies and the edibles where you didn't know

where it was going and yeah you have the other side of the knock where people want the bread strips and everybody wants to be fucking cool and this guy well I got a scent I got a lollipop who gives a fuck I want to see the devil you follow me I'm 50 when I work out and my back hurts and my muscles ache you know and I don't want to eat a lettuce fucking sandwich or something you know THC helps take the acidity out of your muscles so I know if I look before I go to bed if I eat a one of your if I get a fourth a four pack of your anti-dolores mint chocolate chip for example the chocolate mint that you turn me on to

which I'm showing a bag right now on the camera it comes with four of those in there at 55 grams a piece right 55 milligrams the normal person for the bag yeah like the normal person like Lee I'm a fucking gorilla so I could eat the whole all four of them I've done it before but like Lee all you need is one 50 milligram and you're gonna sleep you're gonna wake up you're gonna feel a lot better Lee I had three kernels of the popcorn and I'm already feeling it oh yeah Lee's not a big smoker or nothing so he'll feel real I'll fuck this motherfucker up he'll call me this afternoon and tell me how his vibe his

body was vibrating all night and shit like that so he's my official test he's like my little young Frankenstein I love him to death I have a quick question for you we always hear about like the dispensaries that are getting closed you know you're not a dispenser you're not selling it yourself you're like a producer how is it how's all this stuff affecting you well the first part of your question I didn't hear well like we in the news you always hear about it especially down here about dispensaries getting closed by the federal government but you're not a dispenser you're producing it for them how does that

does that affect you in any way or well I mean we are a legal cooperative so we're set up like a dispensary but we don't have a brick-and-mortar shop we've got a kitchen which is you know in a confidential space so like nobody knows where we're located and the reason why is because we could get graded by the feds just like any other dispensary could you know but yeah we operate we're totally undercover we have to be ridiculous but it's how it is and as far as what's going on in LA I mean clubs are going to get closed left and right down there but you know what they're always going to open up down the street

two weeks later because there's just zero regulations down there so I mean it's happening all over California you guys hear about it because you're in LA but really what how it looks to us because we're dealing with all these clubs all over California is like there's just pockets in different areas that get hit and there's always going to be that until we can reschedule cannabis properly so that it's no longer a scheduled one narcotic and once that happens the whole industry is going to change so hopefully we'll see less closures less rates and all that stuff because it's just a big waste of money

resources and time and you know and and I know I know you probably can't give exact numbers but for someone like you how in a ballpark how much money do you think you're paying in taxes to the state and that that it if this was more legal we'd be making more like how much money do you think you're giving to the state every every month or year or something we are all of our employees are on payroll so we operate just like any other legal business I mean everything that we do is just like any other company the only part about it that's different is we're just we're way more discreet about where we're

located and stuff but as far as a business goes like we you know we've got several tax ID number we we pay sales tax and everything just like any other business whether or not the biggest difference would be like suppose cannabis was rescheduled and just you know the gates open up and a company like ours we'll be able to operate you know serving all of California not just medical cannabis patients but anybody I still think that there's going to be some red tape because I mean we're a food company but it's also medicine right but part of the problem is legally we don't fit into the food category we

don't fit into the medicine category because we're a little bit of both and so like once the FDA gets involved with that profit it could really change things and I don't know what that means but right now we kind of operate in this gray area I mean it once again it's ridiculous but it is what it is but you're paying taxes not a lot of black and white laws around this stuff at all and you're paying taxes Julia so that's the big yeah you're paying you're showing up in a fucking envelope it's not like you're running some fucking it's not like you're hanging out with Blanco on the corner you know you have a legitimate

business we're getting treated like that we still have to live like criminals I mean that's the sad part about it it's like here we are we're employing people right we're creating jobs we're creating a product that's helpful to thousands and thousands of people in California okay yet I could be thrown in jail tomorrow I mean it's just it's asinine but that's that's the reality of it it's not 100% legal what's what's happening here and that's wrong but it is it is what it is you know you know I always talk about what's going on in the country right now with people losing their jobs and people are tapping out

you know I gotta really applaud you man what you've done is tremendous and we talk about this all the time that in this part of right now in this part of your life you can't get a job unemployment runs out you might as well do what you love doing hopefully it goes in the right direction because you're doing out of love and I really applaud the hell out of you I didn't even know that part of your business I thought you were doing this you know like everybody else but you're doing this because things got bad in your normal life and you said fuck it if you're walking on ice you might as well dance you know hey man

when you hit rock bottom there's nowhere else to go but up and I've been really lucky really blessed I'm really really proud of you and the story that I didn't even know that I just really love your products man yeah that's awesome well I've got people that work with me now that you know they come from backgrounds where they may be like we're on the sales team at a really successful business they lost their job and they're like shit I got nowhere else to go but the cannabis industry because really this is the only industry right now where a I can even get a job that I'm going to be able to keep and you know money's pretty decent

and you know compared to a lot of other industries it's actually thriving you know whereas you see all this other stuff going on out there people are losing their businesses left and right and their jobs and everything I mean there's really no financial security in the world right now and yet this cannabis industry it's like it's just blooming it's just like it's like the plant itself it's not going to stop growing just because we you know want to put all these rules around it all we got to do is step out of the way and let this shit take off because it is changing the world and it's definitely

changing California you know but I'm really proud of you know and your business listen you know we're goofing around here and I fuck around a lot but I met you because you were doing a product demo you know you go to Costco and on a Saturday and you walk out of there and you're fucking full because you've had sausage you've had cheese you've had toast you had a lemonade coconut milk you know everybody's giving out samples that's big business type thing and you didn't have to do that you could have been at home counting 20s and playing video games but you took a chance you live up in Northern California

whatever the hell you live you came down to a store that's been selling your product they do a great job of you know it's on the board there and stuff I mean they refer your products all the time and like I said yeah you know I go in and out and ever since I started I met you and I saw what you were doing I just been with your products lately I don't even go to the fuck bang those miserable motherfuckers you know they don't return nothing they don't return calls that they're late with their supply every time I go into divine wellness your stuff is there and Ari can't say enough you know talking up praises around you

man so thank you that's awesome thank you for what I mean this car even getting the chance to talk to the patients directly because you know I mean we provide a lot of information on our website and everything but nothing replaces you know being able to talk with the people directly and because we work with the clubs directly we don't always get that chance to talk with the patients directly so that's always great and what is your work I love meeting folks like you and especially when I go to LA I mean there's so many dynamic interesting people that go to clubs down there you see some fucking beauties you

do see it's like going to OTB in New York City you see some fucking yeah I got a question well comment I just want to put out there we because we are a legal cooperative anybody who's a California medical cannabis patient can become a member of our cooperative and all you have to do is go to our website there's a community tab which has membership information so just if you could let your folks know that what's your website what's that what's the website the website it's at www.onteathalores.com www.onteathalores.com I love it yeah I fucking love it I love that you could you

gave me a lot of info today Lee don't touch the fucking brownies look at him now he's looking now he's interested before he's talking about how he's gonna not go be able to go to work at seven o'clock tonight you know I love what you're doing I'm very proud of you and I'm happy that you called your family now you're an official unofficial sponsor you call whenever you want and let us know any new products you have coming up look at I told you super bad's eating the fucking popcorn I knew it super bad's eating the pop you know why he needs some fucking popcorn the mint chip brownie is like our newest product

that's what we got in his hand right now we went with the lower potency on that because we're hoping that folks would like buy it and maybe bring it to a Christmas party and share it with their friends or you know it's a great gift item and whatnot but we didn't want to pack those with those hundred bite brownies because you know not just anybody should be throwing back a hundred milligrams of medicine it's definitely not for everybody but that's why we've got this wide range of potency levels with our products because you know folks that have a low tolerance want to stick with the 5x brownies and then most

people want the stronger stuff so we got something for everybody but those mint chip brownies eventually will probably sell them individually but that wouldn't detail you know probably February or March I had a hundred milligram bite the other day the blue the black and blue yeah you have like the just black package is 180 also 112 112 and then the one under it is a hundred and then I think there's like a 75 or something I usually dabble with the hundred and the 120 I like that one I had the cookie yeah on a plane one time I thought I was gonna have a fucking heart attack how many milligrams the

cheesecracker or 180 in the pack oh like 90 per per cracker I was on one of those like a jet jet blue fucking flights where they sell you the cheese and crackers like she actually buy them like like a Caesar you're on there like Julia sees eating grapes and cheese and cracker and all of a sudden I popped your fucking cracker and that's plain started spinning jack and they had a they had like what is that like a satellite radio on the flight I'll never forget they had the disco one and it was throwing heat they had like boogie oogie oogie and all that shit and that's doing this told me to take those things off I told the fuck

you circle around for another hour I'm throwing heat up here with this cheese cookie but I love you I'm happy I'm happy you call what up ask only Julia before we let you go I was just looking at the at the mint cookies and I was noticing that there's really there's nothing that it's all really good ingredients in it it's only like weed flour a butter sugar milk like there's no preservatives or anything like that is that a was that a choice or why well like it's great that it's all natural but like why cuz all the if you've got a mint brownie somewhere else you wouldn't be able to pronounce anything in it well

here's the thing if you can believe it that brownie that you got in your hand let me ask you where did you get that from divine wellness okay those guys order every week from us so that brownie that you got in your hand even though you're sitting in Los Angeles that was probably made in the last 10 days oh yeah it's fresh as hell it's right I already have one this morning for breakfast it's fresh as a motherfucker it's fresh as a motherfucker all our stuff sells out every week so we actually don't need to put preservatives in it because everybody that buys our products knows pop it in your freezer it'll keep for

over a year okay because our stuff freezes really well we don't develop products that aren't gonna withstand you know storage and that kind of thing because we want people to be able to purchase the product take it home and consume it that day if they feel like it but if they want to wait three months all they got to do is pop it in their freezer and our stuff will last for over a year so it doesn't need preservatives really yeah and all our ingredients are high quality the cannabis is all high quality most of our medicine is grown outdoor organic not all of it I'm not gonna say it's 100% organic it's an

almost impossible to grow organic weeds everybody knows that but outdoor you got a little more opportunity for that most of the product that we use is outdoor so um yeah it's all good quality stuff I tell you I ate that little brunette before breakfast with some caramel corn it's starting to rock in this motherfucker right now you know I'm saying yeah and always on an empty stomach you know I always work better or you eat I think we were talking yesterday about yoga shit like that working out oh yeah when you're medicated and how great that can be I love that too I I usually get medicated before yoga class I feel

like I can hold these yoga poses for like 20 hours if I feel like it when I'm medicated because it's an analgesic you know it's like it if you're feeling any kind of pain and you're medicated it's gonna be a lot less pronounced so if you're working out and you're like oh man kicking my ass but you know when you're medicated you can work out longer and when you're doing yoga you can you can hold these poses longer because you can just you can do more without having that pain kick in that's why I love you no no we're both on the same I love going to yoga love lifting weights going to kickboxing you forget you even

fucking there you eat one of these you eat some of this caramel corn you go throw some sidekicks for Jesus after 10 minutes you're covered in sweat and you're like what am I doing here I don't even know I don't even know who drove me here I don't even know how I got here where's my skateboard I love you have a great week have a merry merry Christmas and if you ever come to the side of town again you got my number call me and I'll meet your divine wellness and we'll shoot this shit I love you thank you very much for you do it thanks Joey thank have a great week merry Christmas go to anti Dolores calm right now that is

some heavy-duty shit I'm telling you guys this is you don't know how lucky we are that we have anti Dolores I think it's great a un ti e do lo re s what was that the website just how do you spell it oh shit you're gonna break the fucking popcorn again talk sucker this is what I'm talking about it was it's great talking to her and when she said that she she almost lost her or like was losing clients and had to support her kid and it's it's like you you you never stop working and she could have very easily like gone on unemployment and gotten welfare for her kid but she has a business that's making probably a

hundred thousand dollars like hundred two thousand dollars for the government or I don't know how much but I know it's a good amount of money for the government don't worry about the money no but that's what I'm like I'm saying like she'll be eating calm or corn by the way you gotta be a fucking half a Puerto Rican Jew that throw numbers at me then you're gonna alert her she makes a great product yeah what's up cocksucker nothing fucking you want to get behind you have to deal with the consequences no I love it bro you bustle you asked her with some great fucking questions but I don't want you

to start talking about don't then get the feds all fucking riled up next you know they're looking into her stuff because we're talking about dollars as she pays taxes and everything's on the level I'll tell you man like I said I've been eating edibles for years for years and I've seen them come and go people have contacted me and said we're thinking of putting together an edible company and I've talked them out of it because I know what it takes I know how much marijuana it takes unless you're growing it you're you know taking the good stuff selling it and then taking the leaves and the shake and the stems

and grinding it down and using it for whatever you can't buy the shake to sell the stuff it has to be a part of the cycle like Escobar he was using the blow for this that the whole for what he's spitting me for though you know saying but I'm proud that this is what we talk about if things are bad right now you don't have a job you gotta go dig deep yeah maybe it's what you love that's right in front of you so sometimes you're like fuck I'm happy I lost my job you know dancing in a peep show because my career was going fucking nowhere what kind of music you got for me give me some music you want the music you got Rick

James from Col Joey yeah I think you said you had Rick James Rick James the fucking temptations again for my favorite brother Lee Roy neck bone out there I didn't even finish the shout outs because that's how I roll here Justin Delgado cosmic Kev David Pires Dante Morgan Will Brown RJ Strachio and your fucking nephew I love you happy birthday cocksucker John Henson I don't fucking know Tarik always my little fucking favorite lesbian mark card with a little flat fucking monkey and what else what else you want to talk about Lee it's fucking it's Wednesday I'm fucked up on this popcorn it's 705 in the AM I got

the poster Steven machinowitz made for me where's the music we hit it oh shit go Lee what what what dance from the Joey Lee hit it Lee kick it loudly this is how we got an elite system here I want something here the fucking Trumpets oh shit Rick James the temptation to go brother oh shit oh shit it's coming oh shit I'm fucked up guys Wednesday December 19th start your fucking week off right Uncle Joey oh shit since Lee hit Lee standing on the top huh oh shit boogie woogie motherfuckers go go Lee go Lee go Lee go Lee go Lee go Lee go Lee go Lee oh my goodness lower that motherfucker I love

you guys man thank you for being a part of church or what's happened now every day and put it together I was telling Lydia data I didn't write it down somebody sent an email to Joey Coco Diaz net asking me that you know I was talking about movies or whatever well I have a fucking talk about what inspires me and all the movies and the music I play like when I'm in the gym and I'm stoned I listen to standing on the top I think about Rick James and the addiction what I felt like and I cry I get emotional I think I really do man I feel this fucking music all fucking I think about what are you laughing at you don't think I always

fucking cry dog I always get emotional that's what I'm all about mother fuck there's the passion like Rod Stewart 84 it's passion I'm back like Gloria Gaynor's boyfriend from other space you know anyway well fucked up anyway the stuff motivates you stop stop stop Lee you're my little dog here you know what motivates me you motivate me cox second to be honest so you inspire me but what really inspires me like in 1974 are you staying on this Puerto Rican neighborhood you need to stay in New Jersey around the corner because my mother had a bar on 29th Street but on 26th Street that was Puerto Ricans and Central Avenue they

won't forget the school you go to Washington one of those and I knew this kid Julio who teaches jiu-jitsu now in North Bergen but his brother and my mother they used to run numbers together and he took me to his dude's house doom buggy one day it was all fucked up on heroin right we're like and we're like in this every fucking grade and what this guy's house on a Sunday fuck he's doing heroin and we'll listen to you know whatever the Beach Boys would have fucked we'll listen to thinking we're cool he's like nah take that album off and he put on Richard Pryor album right and we're sitting there and

I'll tell you what you know I had I had been from New York City I cursed and stuff and my mother used to curse and all the the bullshit and Ryan Brock fucking from Memphis and you know I used to I know about drugs and what was going on and I heard curse words and shit but he threw this album on hit it Lee and I had nearly my head almost blew up when I fucking heard this why knows deal with it all right why knows never get afraid of nothing but running out of wine that's the only thing that panic a wine on why no could deal with Dracula right anyway hey man say nigga you with the cake what you doing picking in

people's window what's your name one dragon what kind of name is that for a nigga where you from fool trying to play yeah I know where it is you know you ain't the smartest mother fucking in the world you know even though you is the ugly oh yes you are don't you get your teeth fixed no let's just hang it all out your mouth don't you go get your awful dollars that's a good as you know huh 1975 boy I put your shit together what's wrong with your natural you got that dirt on the back of your neck you got to be home for the sun come

up you ain't lying mother fucker so you're asking the day you got to get you want to suck what that was it I heard that and that was it Bruce Lee was dead by that time you know the Chinese and me was done I was still going to karate but I needed some direction and I heard that and I'll tell you I ran home and borrowed whatever it was nine bucks and then he came out with bison tenio nigga and I had all those albums and we'll go over those and then years later I don't know what the fuck I was watching something on TV one day but this one I was into the honeymooners

and shit I was watching something this one had three channels Lee yeah we're talking to something about Lenny Bruce and I don't know I asked people about him there's somebody calling up no all right see you fucking playing DJ no I'm getting ready for the fucking oh so I didn't know who fucking Lenny Bruce was I had no idea you know and when I got locked up when I went to prison I read ladies and gentlemen and me Lenny Bruce whatever the fuck and I was blown the fuck away and the first thing I did when I got out of prison was I went to this video store in Boulder that had three floors on 28th Street and I got

everything on Lenny Bruce one of the things they had stopped we keep knocking over this popcorn cocksucker that was you nothing left no Andy the law is dead she tapped out the popcorn I gotta eat fucking chocolate brownies now they're delicious no these things no no no eat half on camera with Uncle Joe let's get the day started right well be on your couch the rest of the day no you ain't staying on no fucking couch I got shit to do I really got a pregnant wife I gotta be sitting around you the cats and I can't take it I can't take it I like to never win goodfellas I can't do it so hit

that Lenny fucking Bruce no before you I want you I want you guys to remember something if you're 20 30 this is 1962 guys yeah the videos in black and white the videos in black and white and I used to hate black and white when I was young when I was 20 if you showed me something black and white I'd say get that shit away from all that old shit but you learn a lot from black and white shit listen to Lenny fucking and you want to set up what he's doing with the mic yeah he opens up with this thing like when you go to Catholic Church how you come up and throw the smoke like that like you throw it out like the holy

water that's what he's opening up but so hit it Lee you know I like to do that because it's classic illustration on the beholder because I watched the people when I get a lot of rejection I assume that there's a lot of Jews out here who don't know what I'm doing thinking I'm trying to hit them but perhaps there's a lot of quasi-Catholics missionary trained Catholics that Catholic worship statues and symbols that they were hassling understand this a mime group were doing their act in the park and they didn't have a stick and they got busted and some of freedom of speech

issue but the I think they miss one point they were doing their act in front of the Catholic Church and see on stage and there was a stripper in the burlesque house I said go here it is boys let's da da da it's cool but let her do that in the public park on the way home and their asses in jail the reason for that is that the people in the park didn't ask for that that was you can yell fire in a crowded theater if you're on stage but don't do it off stage that's the theory that's weird you understand how crazy that shit he's talking is that's crazy fucking talk but I love that shit that's

what I was trying to aspire to be I was trying to be something between Richard prior and this fucking nut and then George Carlin came in there fucked up my whole mindset but this guy this fucking crazy Jew I love him with all my heart you do know that that's the only way I wanted to go when Jews go off the reservation don't fucking go off the reservation they go deep they start dating Puerto Rican women eating black ass and shooting heroin and becoming jazz musicians they go deep like the guy Larry hollow from the final stars you know fucking in fact let's put a little fucking Spanish music on the clothes off

the show today I got nothing else to give you people I talked I took you to the hoop with Lenny Bruce I took you to how about a final all stars I'm trying to figure it out little finding all stars on a corner a na press a na and see what comes up it's like a live footage I'm like yeah I got him for these fucking savages hold on before you hit it I love you motherfuckers there's six more days left before the holidays do the right thing go out there you know send some cards shake some hand lick some assholes do what you need to do to cover the spread the flying Jew is here remember before even if you want vacation take

your on it which on vacation go to on it calm and get your little travel packed together get the protein shakes you can at least have one protein shake and feel better by yourself when you're eating the rest of that shit your mother's making for you take your strong bones so after you go for a little walk around the label I don't care how fucking cold is you put your thermal on you need to fucking cook up a number you smoke a number you put a fucking iPod on you could walk from your house to the fucking moon you understand that done it before I walk to the moon and back fucking smoke and reefer listen to you

know Rod Stewart 84 whatever with the faces what else was I gonna tell you cock suckers I'm sorry I got allergies I don't have no medication I gotta call look at this motherfucker over here this cat over here driving me crazy Finney I love you cock sucker hug your cat it's national hug your cat the dog they feed him brush him do something nice for your fucking animal today they're sitting there like a bunch of months it's a week before Christmas in fact it was shut up I got you not even sagged this month I didn't pay your bill go fuck yourself too cock sucker over here arguing with me like I don't know what I'm fucking

talking about it go to Onnet and get your package together get a little travel pack get your workout going why wait till the 31st don't fuck around start now Ralphie may already dropped 2,000 fucking pounds when you see Ralphie next I'm just like a fucking x-ray so leave by example Ralph me that's why I'm happy called them to I want to thank Juliana from fucking anti Dolores calm I want to thank my man Lisa yeah we're gonna come back Sunday we don't know yet yeah whatever Sunday because we can't do one Wednesday right Lee's leaving on Christmas Day he's flying out the 25th like any good Jew he caught the early

$99 bring a yarmulke fight with you he's got a show put a yarmulke on a passport they're gonna smell him to see if he's got gunpowder on him it's gonna be beautiful by that time the fart will be drifting off so you'll be okay okay that farts gonna be on you for three days like a cheap suit from Ross I love you cock suck I'm happy you do this with me every morning you make me laugh to all the motherfuckers on Twitter that give us love to red band watching the Joe Rogan all you motherfuckers happy Hanukkah to the Jews out there in the struggle put on a little finally also don't forget to go

on it Joey Coco Diaz dot net we got testicle testament for fucking the holidays we everybody's been going and getting where I got my balls from my payloads do your thing I love you stay black have a great day have a great weekend be safe get the Christmas presents and we'll talk Sunday and Monday all right I love you motherfuckers hit it a little on the corner for these motherfuckers oh shit Larry Harlow the piano the flying June of the one this is the final all stars yeah this is the final all stars 1971 the movies

called our Latin thing we'll review it next week hit it oh