Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - 12/20/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #137

Episode Date: December 21, 2013

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up already I'm sorry for yelling oh shit are you fucking kidding me I would never get around with police hit it one more time one more course are you fucking kidding me what I'm dropping on you motherfuckers on a Friday right from this gen go wash your pussy and get out there hustle a motherfucker when was the last time you put that munkwa on somebody's face when was the last time you dick whipped a bitch in the afternoon today's your lucky day let's do this Lisa what's happening you bad motherfucker you know I feel great fucking happy as can be sure you're sitting at casket in front of the fucking living room all day no and you watch fucking sports and the show you feel good the only days I do that are

the days you give me a fucking green horn at what you did today so yeah when you give me no no no not today today I'm taking your fucking keys I'm walking you downstairs and I'll come back on an hour with your keys you leave me down you gotta come back up anyway you're gonna see a buddy we're gonna see a man about a dog but you gotta sit that side I want you to sit in the fucking chair I can't do that when I'm sure you can't you're gonna call that 1245 right yo yo you're gonna call that 1245 all right I love you you got the number right all right stay black bye sorry about that people sometimes you gotta make a move you gotta get out there and get some sun vitamin deal with the animals what the

edibles is just an appetizer of life the edible ads are fucking the all the edible does to my day is it adds a sense of danger okay I'm always in danger when I'm driving when I'm at the house something something like it adds not danger what's the word I'm looking for being terrified a different obstacle to the fucking day all right and I still do my shit sometimes I take an edible and I don't like it because I gotta go work out and when I work out and I'm and I'm breathing heavy I start tripping it happened Monday it happened Wednesday night in kettlebell class because I couldn't go in the morning because I had radio we did the podcast at 12 so I went you know by 645 I'm already eating fucking 92

different things you know so that's what happened so by the time I got the kettlebell class was my first real workout of the week yesterday I went to jiu-jitsu this morning I got up I did the radio thing pressed for the junk it what can we do match okay I want to get about 930 well can we talk about this because I I'm still trying to figure it out I wanted to break it up when Tony was here but I've got to fucking hi I have to figure I know I have to work out and that's something I have to do but when you're working for yourself like what do you do all day like I can't I'm when you work for yourself yeah first of all before the most important thing about working for yourself is organization okay organization

and discipline okay so they both go hand in hand but they really don't it's really weird you're like Joey come on organization this one so what I'd suggest to people is as a comedian you got to do 80 different time we have to do 80 thousand things a day yeah okay so in the morning usually I get up I do a little writing just my day okay I look over my day and then I write something I try to write a joke something okay then I tweet then I put music I smoked dope then after all that I wash my pussy let's pretend I played with the baby for a while I help my wife I go back in the room I see what breakdowns are at which means like what's out there for me okay and if something's out there that's reacting for acting that takes a couple fucking

minutes you know I take that I send that boom to the email and then probably not another time I got an errand to run I go run that errand two errands I come back this time was maybe to write a paragraph in the book if I could write a paragraph in the book now all that I gotta include the baby in there somewhere I gotta come home and hold it for 10 minutes I gotta play with a 15 minutes there's always something I go in the room I knock that out then maybe I got a meeting or something like that when you work for yourself I send emails out you know I make a list of emails so when you look at my notebook they'll say Monday Tuesday Wednesday the each category starts at right one hour a day I gotta write one hour a day and then after that it's my day

9 36 a.m podcast 9 30 kettlebell class you know fucking 12 o'clock meeting one o'clock so in that I'm always home I like my schedule close by so I'm always home okay I get always checking on the cats the baby but I've even did that when I just had the cat I know you did yeah I always check in sometimes you gotta go to post office you know there's so many aspects to this game I just don't show up no more I gotta fucking go on the emails and check and go on the fucking twitters and check the fucking who gets a shout out I gotta think of fucking music to play for these people gotta get a guest you gotta think of shit to talk about at least have bullet points there's always a preparation your time goes into preparation then there's everything else

then there's a cleanup who didn't send you a fucking check why are you missing a check that's two fucking days you know this week they banged me out for the fucking car at the hotel for smoking in my room I don't smoke in my room so that's 250 I gotta wait on the hotel hour for an hour I had to call the other hotel because I thought I was paying it for the hotel and I basically paid Expedia so there was a snowstorm so I couldn't fly in I called the hotel they said no worry about it when you get here your room will be here and we'll refund you 100 no they ended up charging me money because Expedia canceled my fucking reservation so now I gotta call Expedia and talk to some fucking foreigner who don't know fucking English for an hour and that takes fucking you know I wish

I had that African with the fucking fake fucking sign language next to me on the phone to help me with these fucking people they connect you with and these different fucking countries that don't oblo and they want you know I'm saying like it's fucking tough yeah I went to United Airlines I don't have no beef with United Airlines but they put some fucking chick on that no oblo so the bits don't fucking oblo I ended up she ended up charging me seventy nine dollars extra for something I didn't even look for kind of suck I told her something else the twenty nine dollar go through security line yeah board first she gave me something completely different and charged me doubles and I gotta argue with United Airlines like a fucking mutt for 20 minutes again they gotta

go back to the tape recording and all this shit so you've always got cleanup you've always got that they sent you a script but that's not the script they sent you a contract that's not the contract that you wanted this now it goes back to the lawyer now they call the fucking my lawyer don't just my lawyer calls and they go can we call you back Thursday at four o'clock what like they call you to make a fucking appointment in that time the lawyer could have been fucking calling you it is uh a fucking nightmare yeah it's something this it's so weird because I spent my whole life in school so you go to school all day and then I immediately I didn't have any time off between going to work and I because I'd be at work all day and I'm trying like I like that's why I started

my own podcast I'm helping other people with their podcast because I don't know what to do all day like I'm trying to do stuff I got the CD ready but now that's done and it's just put some of the stuff on on pay that's ready I already I talked to CD guy yesterday but that was like an hour so like I signed up to do I couldn't go because I was at the unemployment office but I signed up to do like focus groups I don't know what the fuck to do all day and it's just it's I have to start adding stuff to my day the gym yeah that that's something the gym is an anchor you know you gotta get out of the house to create some times you really gotta get up because you get stagnant in front of that fucking computer you're stagnant on that couch none wrong with going over a little coffee shop

Marie teased in the corner with a notebook just getting fresh air just getting new thoughts in your head I get stale in that fucking room these shoes I'm not agree I'm I'm creative in ways but I'm not like I'm not gonna write anything you never know take it with you just the ideas just the thought that goes through a piece of paper what thoughts you have for your podcast what thoughts you have for your life what little goals you want then you check it every 90 days and see if you're on fucking track okay you got to keep yourself on track there's oh you know I used to fucking sales sell shit on the phone and believe it or not when you're selling on the phone there's a script yeah all right and you recite the fucking script and you get good at the script and you start

selling and then one day you become fucking smarter than everybody else and you fucking say fuck this and you go on this fucking tangent and you give people your beatings and guess what now you're not selling you got to go back to the script there's got to be a beginning a middle and a fucking end and you know even when I was doing blow as unorganized as I seem I'm organized so do you understand me organization and discipline have to be a fucking must something listen I'm the last guy that wants to sit down with a piece of paper and notebook but if I could do it for 35 fucking minutes get up smoke a number come back from another 35 I did my goal for the day you know Eddie Brabwell's calling in today and I got my first stripe on

my belt at jujitsu it's awesome it's fucking scary because it scared the shit out of me I always thought I was gonna die before I go to jujitsu I kissed the dog and the cat and I'd make sure I lived a well because it was that hard jujitsu was that hard for me like I found my fucking heart I could see my heart beating I had to walk outside and get air but in time it got better and better for me I got enthusiastic about it you know and I'm not the best jujitsu guy I'm not good at all I'm never submitting nobody but just the thing that I'm going and I've gotten emails from people that say hey man just because you're going I just joined because you're 50 I try to go twice a week I put two anchors nothing could stand in the middle of those anchors and you have to go to

those classes when you know nothing else is going to interrupt them so you don't ever have to say I can't go to class today yeah and that's tough but that's very tough so but you join a school that has night classes and day classes and you find the best and worst case scenario you just go to the open mat and somebody that'll teach you something and you move which even if you're just holding somebody and they're pushing against you laying against you and pushing you you're using your muscles your breathing you're getting all that old shit out of there that potato chip you ever sweat and you could sweat and smell this shit you fucking eat no my body so used to sweating now that the one I don't sweat for two days that first batch of sweat is a skunk oh really yeah it's

not from my armpit it's just like it's now that it's used to it my body's used to it I enjoy you know listen man when I lived on Schrader I was worse than you this is why I know what I'm talking about when I lived on Schrader and when I live now look at you know I'm it's very hard to get my wife on the phone because the baby's always fucking awake but uh when I lived on Schrader my life was completely different that's why there was nothing going on in my life because my whole goal then yes it was comedy but it was tied with cocaine it was tied with that that secret fucking addiction I had that which meant going to the house at night and getting blasted so yeah my first in the back of my mind yeah I dug comedy but on the other side I loved cocaine a little

fucking more so the first object of the day was to get money to score below okay once the money was scored then I could focus on the coke and my addiction wouldn't bother me all fucking day you understand me so I had a again I had a structure I knew I was in a snorkel at 11 30 now I had a fine shit to do before that so I did two spots I did one at 8 30 I did one 11 15 or something you understand uh I would sleep I would stay up till four or five I would get up at seven drink something talk to Terry and go back to bed till 11 in those days but I would get up at seven and go on the computer and see what was going on and if nothing was going on I'd go back to fucking bed I'd feed the cats and I'd go back to bed I didn't sleep straight till 11 then I'd go back catch another three hours

I swear to God I wouldn't leave the house to the cigarettes with God the only reason why I would get up and leave those days is because I was on the cigarettes yeah I can see that so I would look to see oh I got nine cigarettes I got two episodes along order I got spaghetti I would get up in those days and eat three eggs the whole package of bacon we would buy five packages of bacon in those days a week a week oh wow and we would fry up the whole thing in the morning three eggs for me two for her half a loaf of bread butter and six or seven cans of soda between the both of us it was amazing it was amazing how much my lifestyle changed in the middle of all this league and I don't have to lie to anybody I lived across the

street from the YMCA people not drowned the block not a mile away I lived across the street from the fucking line and the back of my mind I made believe they sold cancer in there I wouldn't even walk on that side of the street really I wouldn't even walk on that side of the fucking street and the best thing that happened to me was getting the longest yard and realizing how bad the shape and how bad my body had become from the days I was taking care of myself like how bad a shape I really was to go in there the first time and to be able to walk three minutes on the standmaster on point five and have to fucking turn it off is a pathetic fucking statement to ever make in public I remember the train looking I mean going I can't help you you got a quit smoking

cigarettes oh shit okay I was leaving I'm telling you I would only leave the house in those days at eight o'clock at night and and if I could get Terry to go up the corner and get cigarettes you weren't gonna see me in the fucking sunlight Abby once in a while and then I was so weird how I got into it I started going to Kempo Karate in Los Feliz with uh Rock or a BC son that's how I got into getting healthy and he helped me a little bit and I would go to the Y and move around and I started doing fucking chi gung which is tai chi you know you know with just slow movements and I'd be satisfied with that but I was doing something yeah which is all that matters it didn't matter that I was just doing this shit

and he would teach me forms I make believe I was kung fu and and shit what mattered was that I was moving you know and that's how I became friends with super bed Evie and Lulu that was your cats 2007 yeah they were just born and they were living under a tree and DJ and I would go out there every day and do chi gung and stretch and they would walk around and that's how you make your cats that's how I became friendly with them and they would come around and stand there and watch me and then when I would step towards them they'd all scatter except DJ the little Siamese guy so every day I'd go out there in the sunlight but that was my workout that but at least I was going out I was just going out to the backyard that's why I say to you go to the pool yeah just do

me a favor go to the pool go to the pool stretch your arms do some jumping jackson you'll see that the next movement is for you to go for a walk and you go for a walk and but you have to do this every day without a checklist just write it down in that notebook Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Sunday every day before anything happens you gotta go for a walk you know you're gonna get up you're gonna drink some water and you're gonna go for a walk you're gonna smoke you're gonna come in here and roll a joint if you roll that jointly and go like this and turn it off you're gonna be zoomed enough to take you for a little joint then you're gonna get an iPod and you're gonna start walking on a neighborhood listening to that fucking Jew music jumping up and down because I was thinking

about the other day I was watching a commercial something they had one of those concerts where you jump up and down I'm like Lee don't do that I do too for how long two seconds not for the whole time 45 minutes you jump up and down no I mean you don't see you stop jumping up and down like you don't do an ecstasy you don't do no so no I'm the only one I'm the only one there sober you still want that ecstasy you're gonna do the ecstasy tonight with the wife now I'll do an animal with her but not not ecstasy you sure you want the little ecstasy with mama I'll leave you I'll give you two hits acts I'll give you a watermelon and a fucking whip and I'll come back tomorrow you'll be a different fucking man you'll be smiles man dad you have a whip mark going right

through your fucking skull oh she's gonna whip me sure why not most last time you got whipped a piston never a chick never peed on you no you never wanna chick peed on you do you think of these questions no I'm just crazy I'm just crazy I don't want to know I want to know where how deep you've never taken this chicken to the shower and said pee on me like a fucking savage I've taken a chicken to the shower but not said pee on me tonight tell Paul to pee on me I said no I don't want that to happen some fucking tamale piss let it go on my neck how's it gonna get on my neck am I gonna be sitting down yeah you're gonna kneel and she's gonna make piss she's gonna pick up her leg and just pee on you you're gonna take it like this tonight I don't want you to open your

mouth that's that's rookie type shit the first time tonight you keep your mind shut like a soldier and you breathe out your nose and you take that pee like a you know and then you just let it on you it's a tremendous experience you're gonna love it's not like I do it every day I haven't done it in like 18 years but when I did it I did it in this family that sounds like terrible I can't tell Terry to pee on me she throw me out yeah exactly so it's over Paula yeah you're still in those developmental so you can still get away with creepy questions you've only been dating how long six months yeah yeah you can still get away with fucked up shit if you don't stick your finger up her ass now you're not gonna stick your finger up for years from now what's wrong with you

there's shit up there no there's not they're not like us animals that take a half a shit and walk around with shit in our ass all day spread and stink they fucking shit like normal people they take their time they're in their 30 fuck minutes no you just stick and so what so what you get a little fucking brown shit on your finger you just wipe on them on the blanket oh no and then you sniff your finger like a fucking captain that is the worst thing Lisa yeah ladies and gentlemen the church of what's fucking happening now you sexy motherfuckers I gotta tell you something before the show goes on from the bottom myself and the jew's heart we really really really miss you wish you a merry christmas man yeah we hope you spend it with

your families and have a great day and everything's safe that's the most important thing I want you motherfuckers to be safe I don't want to get no tweets that any of us any of us in this fucking network of love reefer and fucking dropping knowledge on motherfuckers gets hurt over the holidays would break my fucking heart so please even I'm worried about this fucking sluts that's flying back to Boston you got me all worried now over the holidays gonna kidnap the plane and take you to fucking israel but fuck you and stick a finger up your ass no i'm flying jeb blue they don't they don't kidnap you know those terrorists will stick a finger up your ass of course they'll they get back at you for guantanamo you know what i'm talking about oh there's

no jews at guantanamo there's no jewish guards you think invented one time you think three white dudes with a set of drums went down there no a fucking jew that said let's take people and torture those motherfuckers oh my god uh i want to smoke some more briefing no thank you you want to do another edible i'm okay we opened up the bang with an edible yeah i don't even have credit for it anymore i just have to do it off camera you're not supposed to get credit for anything yes i am nobody listen i forget i'm fucking i forget the knowledge i was gonna drop on you but you don't fucking uh what do you think character is what you do when nobody's around but you're around what do you think about augustino and i were talking about it the other day and uh there was

another school shooting last week and paul and i were arguing about like whether or not you would homeschool kids or send kids to school with a bulletproof fast like what are you because mercy is too young but she's getting she's gonna be around that age in a few years i live in fear i live in fear really like what's i live in fear for my child and i live in fear for everybody else's child because things happen in life and nobody's fucking child should be shot by a fucking gun when they're sitting in a fourth grade fucking class okay kid can't witness that shit kids cannot handle that shit i say a joke on stage but it's not a joke when i seen that point on when i was 13 or 12 it fucking ruined me it ruined me sexually towards people it gave me uh it gave me this this

weird feeling about sex i don't think about it now and i didn't know this when it happened i'm not gonna lie to you and tell you i'm ruined for life but i realized that 35 that something wasn't fucking right okay your kids can't handle a shooting kids can't handle seeing the teacher shot in the fucking head or kid their age shot or some person shooting through the fucking always yeah lee you're an adult if you were in a machine gun right now through the fucking and it had nothing to do with you you would shit your pants i'm not i'm not trying to be something would come out because i came it came out of me it came out of me you know it wasn't like when i saw one shoot that guy in the fourth grade i really knew what one was about i knew that he had given people

beatings i didn't think he was gonna shoot this guy at this tantaria fucking party i never thought he was gonna do that in front of my godmother and in front of all those people but that's what i found out that night and it didn't shock me it wasn't like he just took out a gun and shot somebody do you understand me that's going a little too strong yeah so i was prepared for him already you're not prepared your mother wakes you up in the morning she gives you a cereal she packs your lunch she gets you in the car she drives you who she gives you a fucking kiss you're going to school you're just a kid you have you don't know about social security and insurance and when a new tire you don't know anything those things and i don't want you to know about any

of those things you're a fucking kid yeah and you walk into your class and you hang your jacket up and you pledge your allegiance to the class and you sit down and all of a sudden fucking 10 to 10 some fucking moron that snapped comes in with a gun now this isn't what pisses me off this is gonna happen it's gonna get more popular it's getting more popular let me explain some to you this did you read into this one in Colorado it was he's 18 he just bought a fucking shotgun he bought the gun december 6 guys now didn't we have two shootings in colorado littleton the other one why are we selling fucking shotguns to 18 year old fucking kids okay you want a gun at least bring your fucking dad in until you're 21 so colorado right there i don't know what the

fuck you were thinking he shot that poor girl the reports where she was 15 at first she was a 15 she was a 17 year old student you know how old my fucking nieces in Tennessee she's 17 fucking years i think that fucking makes me feel and there they got guns now let me tell you what the biggest problem is he and people disrespect the language i know it's the holiday season but i gotta drop it on you how it is this ain't fucking spix and niggers and Arabs these are white kids okay so there's no even blame in littleton colorado have you been to littleton colorado have you been to that fucking area there they don't even like black people there there's no chubbies in that fucking area so we have to take care of this fucking problem something's there i'm not

fucking pointing fingers at nobody i'm just stating a fucking fact here my heart goes out to these families i have to treat i live in fear you think i'm in a home school mercy i don't know what the fuck to do yeah because it's happening in night it's not it's not like it's happening regardless of race like it's not it's not happening in bad neighborhoods like i was on my podcast yesterday happened at my school luckily the kid didn't bring a gun the kid brought a knife and only got one kid but it like did you see it i didn't i luckily i came in afterwards and they brought us to a different room it's uh it's it's devastating for a child to see that listen man one of the fucking things and i don't i make fun of everything in my childhood one thing i don't

make fun of is what i saw when i was about i saw a couple fucking bad things when i was 13 or 14 after my mother died i saw a mazda rx7 with a young couple in it fucking against the pole one night wrapped around a pole and i was gonna hit an ass with mike denny mike denny's doing 20 a life no parole in north carolina right now for fucking killing his wife god bless you mike i swear the fuck mike denny's doing 20 a life i was on a hit that ass or we'll listen to arrow smith and we saw the accent we got out and i still remember till this day the girl yelling for her life oh he was dead she was yelling for her life that shit i shouldn't have seen that 16 but guess what it taught me i don't fucking drink and drive yeah okay when i was about 12 maybe 13

there was a couple the house that you saw you witnessed the fucking house i lived in the house here next to me there was a wall and there was the autises and some another family the autises owned the house so new jersey and other residential cities people own a house they lived downstairs and the people upstairs uh ranked out yeah there's one couple that lived upstairs for a short time and uh i became friendly with the woman the woman was fucking beautiful you know when you see like a 40 year old woman that's how she was spanish and the boyfriend was kind of an asshole he always had a park on the street he always had a beef because the autises had the garage he had started a beef with the autises and one night i fucking come home i don't know where the fuck i'm at but

i'm with jose torres he drives me home popo that's what his name was he drives me home i get out of the car and as i'm entering my house i hear a woman yelling bro and i didn't know who it was and i was young and i was scared and i was a little fucking fag and i'm not gonna lie to you i couldn't wait to open up the door and run in and within that i heard her run out and it was mrs whatever her name was run out half naked beautiful fucking body blood on 40 percent of her body blood all over her fucking head blood all over her fucking face and i opened the door and she ran i go mom it's laying next door and lady ran in and my mom's like who did this to you and she goes my husband dog my mom went and got like three fucking knives that

bitch was polishing those motherfuckers jesus christ there was one thing about my mother she hated all that shit she hated all that there was she didn't call the police she's like all right no get some knives no my mother was anti domestic violence and there's no police necessary i'll take care of this fucking problem i love that story of you had a sleepover and like your mom threw it like an ashtray and went one and one oh that's a true and then he she hit him in the head and then he lit the cigarette and threw it out and she hit him in the head with a saint she hit him in the head with a fucking saint guys and even though she was bleeding she goes that's the last time that motherfucker ever hit me again my mom had a strict fucking thing against

that shit unwritten you know i didn't know two years later the whole story the reason why she had the the alias and all that stuff is because she had stabbed somebody in cuba when she was 16 somebody said something to her sister she fucking opened that motherfucker up they had to take her out of cuba then she came back with the alias and she got out and she went down there and had me that's why i can't even find paperwork because she had me in that fucking alias oh my god yeah this is a fucking story for the ages here the alias that's the fucking story of my life but it's hysterical that guy came running up that guy came let me tell you what happened that guy came running up but something happened that saved that man's life and i'm gonna tell you what sometimes something

saves your life that's even worse than the fate that's getting served to you so we pull her in and we shut the door okay and i'm like you know i'm a kid i don't know i'm yelling call the cops call the police i don't even know there was no cops in front of my mom i couldn't even say the word cops not that she hated him but she didn't believe him calling the police this is a block problem let's take care of this a fucking block and as i ran in or something i don't know what that bitch said i saw her running for the kitchen and my mom had to draw a regular knives and then she had the other thing with the big butcher knife she went cutting shit yeah i remember she took two knives out and she went to the door but i hear the something hit and we thought it was the he had hit the garage

what happened was one was opening up the garage door so the guy ran into one outside with one didn't like the guy and one would take the guy out within minutes and i guess one said something to the guy then my mother came out with a knife and that's when one looked at my mother and my mother went in and that was the end of that they'd stay put the lady up you know i don't remember the whole thing they taped her up and cleaned her up she was a knockout i remember thinking about fucking them when she was sleeping upstairs that night beat up i was a young kid with no hair on my dick but she was that hot she was a real fucking cougar not like you dirty whores walking around until they calling yourself a fucking cougar stop texting me cocksucker so uh that's that

but you know i made a joke about it but it was traumatizing to see a woman covered in fucking blood oh yeah i can imagine it opened her head he did so many bad things to and on the next day my mom said something to her and they moved out probably two weeks after they moved it was around the holidays it was around the holidays and that happened yeah i remember we had a tree in the room it was around the holidays so it was a couple days afterward or a couple days before this went down and they were gone by like january 15 like they were gone she was embarrassed he was embarrassed yeah that's uh it's it's it's you know listen man this kid thing i worry every day i when i go to the mall to play with us in times i'm sitting there going when i go in there i'm prepared i'm

looking at the exits i know that i could smother her you know i'll take the boat instead of her she's fucking 11 months so uh you're prepared for this and it's very sad it's it's terrible let's call him eb what's up dog what's up baby everything all right where you at i'm in my car uh down the street from my house oh that's right you get no reception up there and planted fucking 10th planet rock am i on the air yeah you're on the air you're live brother we don't fuck around we're gonna tape you for tuesday fuck that shit how you doing for that man nothing we just hear talking about you know this last kid shooting that you know you're a parent and i'm a parent now and it's so weird how you have to think now like 10 years ago if a kid if a school

got shot you think about it you say it's a shame but now you know that your son will be in school in three years and you know you think about these things now you know and we're talking about me yeah maybe homeschooling your child what are your thoughts my man well i'm down for homeschooling i like that um i think uh if you put your kids in jiu-jitsu or a good martial arts program they'll get that uh camaraderie this meeting growing up that you get from school you know but in school some kids get put through bullshit and i think they're them i'm not sure i'm but i'm starting to think that um because i know some homeschooled kids that do jiu-jitsu and they're great kids they're actually better than normal they're extraordinary and they're really good at jiu-jitsu

and they have great a great relationship with their father it's uh i see that time and time again and um if there's one guy at half-amender school this homeschooled and he trains most of the time and you know that he's growing up he's growing up in honesty you know because in in school kids are they have no idea how their ego is making them act like fools they have no idea you can't do that in jiu-jitsu in kids class there is none of that shit there's no bullying there's nothing but respect for one another you respect the younger kids because you remember when you were younger and you respect the older kids because you know you have to there's no choice you can't be a douchebag to someone that could tap you out five times in five minutes it just doesn't make any sense so it's

for you to be honest so um i don't know homeschooling is something that would me and my wife are definitely thinking about uh we still got time uh to really uh you know make a final decision but my wife is just super mom she's she's already homeschooling them you know all she does is teach him like all day she's just she's homeschooling them already because she might be able to handle that i don't know i don't know we'll see but as far as the school shooting goes you want to see a real school shooting like the way you know that i'm still not convinced of what happened in sandy liquid i don't know what the fuck happened there but when you look at a real school shooting you go to youtube and push brazil school shooting and you see what a school shooting looks like it's

kids fucking going nuts running out of the classroom there's blood everywhere some kids are shot in the arms some kids are shot they're like everyone's going nuts all the kids are scattering running you know sandy hook there was none of that like all the kids were dead and some little retard kid killed all the kids none of them got away and there's nobody injured and there's nobody hurt and there's no video of hysteria and kids running out of the school and and everyone going nuts everything's all quiet on lockdown like like it was like church or something it was weird i don't i don't got sandy hook shit i don't there's too much bullshit going on with that we didn't get the whole truth there's some other shit going on there that they did you know that's what i think

i never really looked i never really looked into it that much because i don't even want to look into it i don't really want to even know i know it's something fucked up i know it's something more than what we know i know this this can not just be happening because kids are doing this these kids are walking in there they're half fucking momoed up you see the pictures when they arrest them if they live they're half fucking momoed up they look like they're on fucking drugs or something look at this kid that went into lax something's not right but you know i all you do eddie when i go out to eat now when i go to a mall and i'm eating i'm nervous i'm gonna be nervous in vegas next weekend any room i go into no yeah i'm going for

no no i'm coming back i got a babysitter it's my wife's birthday and i'm coming back i'll tape it and watch it later on isn't that crazy you're gonna crazy that the greatest probably the greatest UFC ever to date is that saturday we've been to so many that we could just no problems it's like you know what i'd rather just get on a plane and watch it at home at night by myself isn't that crazy i've been gone for six weeks before this weekend right now it was six weeks before that so right now i i don't have time to waste the night you know when i sit for the UFC at six hours in the daytime that you sit there smoking dope you go down you talk to some people you eat then the fight then you're sitting on your ass for another six hours you're thinking about jokes

you're thinking about all this shit you i get anxiety you know by the seven o'clock car and i'm getting anxiety i'm like fuck and then vegas locks you out because there's no way to get out of vegas after nine o'clock unless you drive the fuck out and i ain't driving there's no flights after nine o'clock did you know that that's nuts you would think that there would be some two a.m flights out of vegas into vegas and out of vegas nothing nothing who got nothing and they do that for a fucking reason if you're not at the airport by eight o'clock on friday and saturday forget going fucking home from vegas how far you found out you drove both times right not eddie my man here yeah yeah what's what's uh what's on the horizon that what are you hearing you know people

ask me all the time if this super fight's still on with you and my man i don't have no fucking answers what are you hearing yeah it's on it's on a hundred percent that's all i can say it's on a hundred percent you will find out soon uh the date and you will find out soon the venue um but it's happening a thousand percent and you know what i gotta tell you and i gotta tell you like a man i love you the i will probably be at the event i have a gig that weekend in miami or they closed miami but they put me in full on them but i gotta tell you i will be there with a tent planted hat on the shirt my cock out saluting the tent planted flag but i cannot walk with you as one of your trainers because the last time that happened it was bad luck was bad luck yeah that's what that was the

beginning of mayhem's bad luck when he brought kevin james he don't know about fucking jujitsu why is he up there standing up there spreading bad luck the guy had two bad movies back to back and this city it takes him up there to jump up and down that was the beginning of the end for man so i can't do that for you you're my brother i have no position if i was a purple belt i would walk you down if i was a purple belt i would walk you down because i could offer you advice i could say grab the leg eddie get down watch the fucking underhook i could tell you that shit but you know me i'm just a fucking corporal you know what that's actually really good advice that you just said right there i know you were you probably weren't even thinking and you were probably just talking

out of your ass but you said watch the underhook and that's what he likes to get on top he likes to get in in top half and grab that head and arm with the underhook and that's what he did to me in the first match so that was good advice because i am gonna watch that underhook you know how many times i watched that fucking fight you in brazil and you crying and hugging and jumping up and down and all that i probably watched that fight 250 times no yeah i watched that i watched it in christ i cry for you sometimes how's that after i really got to know you i would watch it and i was blown away that this is the same kid i went down to some strip club to see and you know this is amazing this is amazing to me so amazing that it took me fucking eight years to join jujitsu and now

i fucking love it i love it i watch all your videos online i watch you first now i've been watching you too much and i watch marcello garcia the number two man i watch uh i watch uh i watch i watch uh oh man i watch your stuff but my favorite all time matches you against joe marrera when you did the john jock sweep and i still want you to teach me the john jock sweep but you're not gonna put a g-top on so i'm in no danger so that's the situation there that's my favorite one when you were a purple button you fought joe marrero but i watched it was funny because i haven't i get into videos and i'll put them on my lineup and i'll watch them and i'll smoke pot and i'll write jokes and i hadn't watched the the brazilian fight that albu dhabi since about

august now i watched it last week and i called you immediately with a question that why did you start so low with uh you see that like that that was the reason why i don't want to tell you but no i watch all that stuff you know i'm 50 i can't do a lot of stuff but i was why i i i know uh remember what was that remember carter remember black carter that used to train with you he used to trade out with out of ervin loyter oven school he came with the arab for a while they were training that had the weed store yes okay black carter black carter carter yeah he's my friend on facebook he once told me that with jujitsu you have your money moves he goes yeah you know all those moves but you don't fucking do them they're not for your body type he goes you're gonna learn three or four

moves or your body type and you're gonna know them how ronda rousey knows the armbar you know and that's all you fucking need so this is why it's so weird how i started watching all your stuff and it's amazing you're an amazing fucking jujitsu guy and i understand you uh uh you know philosophies i just i have half the flexibility yeti i have to have the flexibility my legs are fucking even more flexible than they were years ago yeah it's never too late to do jujitsu there's babies to do jujitsu there's a 80 year old people to do jujitsu it's never too late and there's a lot of people out there that uh aren't in the best shape of their life you know what i mean so you can you can use jujitsu to get in the best shape of your life you have no idea how

many guys came in and you know after a year of jujitsu they lost a hundred pounds you know robber bradley the editor of my show the um matching system and and my podcast he used to be over 300 pounds he's 190 pounds and that was all from jujitsu you know so it's never too late to start over it's never too late to get your shit together it's never too late to get in the best shape of your life and the older you get the more of a reason you should get in the best shape of your life but oh not you know some people say well you know i'm i'm too old to get in shame like that's that's why you have to get in shame that's why you have to be one of those dudes that's 65 years old but looks fucking great you know what i mean body looks good there's no reason why you

can't there's nothing holding you back there's no change tying you down you can do whatever you want you can move your body in any way you want there's no nothing's illegal you could do jujitsu you can go to the gym you can watch what you eat you can do all that shit everyone out there can be in the greatest shape of your life you know if you're a you know a quadriplegic maybe not or something or you're missing your legs but still look at the uh uh Kyle Maynard um that guy doesn't have any arms and he doesn't have any legs and he's out there doing jujitsu that guy doesn't have any arms any legs and he's out there doing jujitsu and he looks great too he has the face of an abracadabra such model so anybody anybody telling me they're too old or they're out of shape and

i don't hear any of that i don't hear any i go in there and i am blown away by what i'm learning eddie you don't understand this is all new to me and the first i ain't gonna lie to you the first 90 days i didn't know what the fuck they were talking about all my goal was was to get back in the car two hours later that's it i wasn't tapping out i wasn't gonna go home nothing was gonna stop me i was just going basically i don't know nothing arm bars i knew nothing eddie i knew what i watched on ufc what i watch when i watch your tapes the only thing i watch i don't watch marcello's fights on on youtube i tell you what i do watch i watch all his beginner stuff he's got great escapes from the sidemount and stuff like that i do watch little things like that

and the morning a lot of i took a lot of my side control escape system from marcello the combination of marcello's best stuff john joc machado's best stuff and javi vasquez's best stuff i put all that together and there's so many different ways to escape side control and you look at the way hannah teaches it online and he's him and here on her doing some other kind of they're like they're on their back and their opponent has them inside control and they're clinging to them from the bottom of squeezing them and just smash themselves down the top of that just to push off to get anything going and as soon as he pushes off they time it perfectly and go and the car to the car it's pretty amazing i mean i'm sitting here talking about it and i'm as i'm talking about

it i'm like dare i'm i gotta start working on that shit you know what i mean because you know my my side control system is uh is not like the here on hannah one it's like the opposite so it'd be it'd be a good way i used to always use my flexibility to escape you know i my flexibility's pretty good and i always relied on that for escaping escaping the mount escaping the back escaping side control but not everyone has the flexibility i do so i decided to get you know put my pedal to the metal and master side control skates that that don't require flexibility which i wasn't used to and uh but i decided to do it i'm gonna and then now since i did it and i you know um i got the best of john jock much enough i went to the academy it was john jock my brother my father

my grandfather um show me your best because this flexibility is that great so i just wanted to take him and what marsala garcia doesn't have good flexibility either take his shit and then javi raska he has great flexibility but he's um he's got the similar stuff to marsala and john jock but he's got his own twist on it and and i took concepts of all three and put them together into a system where i could teach and have make it really really easy to learn and follow and actually implement but um now what i'm doing is i'm combining uh all the the non flexibility escapes back with my flexibility escapes i'm putting them together and really that's the ultimate goal the ultimate goal is to keep always work on your flexibility always try to get to the next level of your

flexibility no matter where you're at in the development no matter where you're at you still got to work to at least maintain and at least get to the next level let's get to the next level and then when you get to the next level then we'll worry about the level above that but let's just take it level aside don't a lot of people look at working on the flexibility and makes the flexibility sucks but then i'm thinking fuck man there's no way i'm going to get to you know in in full loaders there's no way so they may just give up right there and you know you gotta you gotta learn how to um think sometimes you know you don't think like that you think like okay that may be unattainable you could think that if you want it's not but you could think that it's uh that makes you feel

better but what is attainable is that next level flex which is a little bit better or at least maintaining your flexibility so you whether you believe you can achieve the proper flexibility or not you have to believe that you have to maintain it because if you don't maintain it you'll get worse and worse and worse so at the very least don't let it get worse but what's going to end up happening is you've been you are going to take it to that next click the next level and then from there you'll pick it to the next quick so no matter where you are in those quick those thousand levels no matter where you are every day everyone's doing the same thing me sean bowhunter who's super flexible um you know uh uh einstein who's kind of flexible now he used

to suck but he finally got his shit together guys that are way low on the levels we all are doing the same thing no matter where you're at no matter who you are no matter what color you are we're all doing the same thing working on our flexibility working on our next level whatever that level may be so um no matter who you are if you've got to at least maintain it if you're super flexible you better you're gonna still stretch to maintain it so you know no matter what you believe no matter what you think i'm having a hard time with judo rose eddie well yeah you know it's the the bigger you are the harder uh a lot of the techniques you're going to be but you're going to use that to motivate you it doesn't mean you can't do it no no no i'm trying you gotta you

you gotta yeah i have i do those things from youtube there's a uh a brazilian guy that has this thing five drills to better jujitsu and at night i put it on i see the drills and it's basically on my back and my feet on the wall i put a a sheet there so my dirty feet don't stain the paint and i do all those little drills now you know and now i could put my leg over for the arm bar and shit like that but i'm still having a hard time i got i could do the whole length of the floor now to the hip escape when i went in there i could do three hip escapes and i thought i was gonna faint eddie i thought the scary eddie the first three months i went to jujitsu before i go i kissed those cats because i definitely thought i was gonna get a heart attack and at that

time i had been doing two years of kung fu with the brothers i go to the y and hit the bag i do so many fucking things but it didn't prepare me for the cardio because i knew none of that stuff and i was moving around with 300 fucking pounds of weight trying to do those hip escapes and then it was this one kid who's a nerd who goes dog let me fucking fix this hip escape for you you're using too much energy i want you to roll more on your arm and then it started working you know my hidden and now i could do it and i love it like i now dog i do more hip escapes and i do anything when i go to a hotel now i go to the fucking workout thing and i do 20 hip escapes and i put myself back in the position like i'm grabbing the guard back again i do those stupid things

salami gave me that big book the main thing you gotta remember now joey is you got to always remind yourself and always review uh the new techniques that you're getting remember remember how bad you were adam remind yourself of that and and then because people forget and then you forget that you sucked at everything that you're good at you just think about how good you are at the stuff you're good at and that's it you forget about how bad you were with it and then and then over time once you put in the numbers and the reps it slowly gets better than all of a sudden one day you're rolling and boom you hit that shit like it you owned it like your whole life and you forget how bad you suck so then what happens is when you forget how bad you suck at it when you learn

a new technique if it doesn't feel good to you and it feels awkward to you you'll think a lot of guys will think and i i did this sometimes too but you gotta go back and break it down like a detective that you will think you know what this one's just not for me it feels really awkward i don't really like it i'm not gonna do it this is not for my body type and if you get into that kind of uh um way of thinking and breaking down new moves you'll never add new shit you know you've got to remind yourself that okay if there's everything felt awkward like this remember dummy it all felt like shit you can learn this move you can be a master of this move don't be retarded don't be lazy think you want this move in your arsenal or not yes of course you do all you gotta do is know that it's

going to feel like shit in the beginning but in time with training numbers and reps just that elementary abc bullshit that you've learned your whole life just that you just remember that you're going to put that weapon in your system and then you're going to put the next weapon in your system and then any weapon you want then once you realize that and you think about that and you actually think about it every day you will begin to start making a list of all the techniques you want in your arsenal you're like i don't need to have three go to moves the only reason people have three go to movies because they're not um to get to so much fun to rule that people don't want to practice anymore they just want to roll because it's so much fun and if all you do is roll

you'll it's very hard to add new things into your system you have to drill and practice shit you suck at knowing that you're going to be a master at this technique it feels awkward and feels clumsy and you know you know you're not even you're not even beginning to get in that uh train of thought where you're like man this move is just not going to pan out for me you you'll never don't ever get into that train of thought and you'll have a bag of weapons 30 40 50 weapons not 30 i'll tell you what i'll tell you what two things fucked me i'm infatuated right now with the uh fuck i'm infatuated with what your boy was doing to chat mendez last week what was his guard on the floor yeah what was he doing to him he was

sticking his feet under his knees what's that called and he was pushing his hips out he's really good he's a wrestler who is one of those rare wrestlers that have a very hard guard to pass he's very good his best shit off the back is a guillotine from the guard but i mean it's very good he was down at my school for two weeks no i remember and i'll tell you what else i like eddie because it fucked me up it's the spider guard i was rolling with these guys from simi valley and this is fucking little skinny dude was fucking me up with that spider guard and the next time i pulled that fucking guy into class and i go listen i'll give you an extra 20 dollars let's work with me on this fucking spider guard and he did it now i break out of it but now

i'm trying to do it to people because it works better for me i could pull him by the collar and either get him in like a half oma plata with my leg or i could try to get him in a in a in a fucking uh but see this is how much you influenced me you me and you got super fucking high one day and went to houston's and that to me that day was the day i wanted to get into jujitsu it took me three years because i was so scared but i said if i ever got into jujitsu i was gonna do exactly what you said you gave me a fucking ear beating that was so brilliant eddie i wish i would have taped it because you said will you tell me where the future jujitsu is going in your own words but the key thing you said you have to learn how to fight off your back and i'll tell you eddie

i'm a big fat fuck but i hate getting on top of people i'm infatuated with learning how to work off my back because i'm just infatuated with it eddie i'm in number one i want to overcome my sleep apnea number two these are all the fears that i had walking in there i went i didn't go into to become a black belt i went in there to overcome my fears my fear of breathing on my back my fear of dying on my back this jujitsu for me and when i leave jujitsu it's better for me than going to vegas and winning five thousand dollars it does for my esteem what nothing has done for me because this has nothing to do with me being a tough guy eddie this has for me i liked everything you said because i know it would overcome my fears that's it yeah i just i you know if you're

comfortable on your back and you're dangerous off your back you become more than just comfortable and then you end up loving being on your back i mean there is no bad spot for you in a fight you know um if you don't like being on your back if you don't enjoy it uh if you try to anytime you're in the guard you're just like fuck you just stand up and you just don't want to be there um says one day uh and it may happen often more often than you think you're gonna have people put you on your back and there's nothing you can do about it and then you're fucked so and that's the worst case scenario let's that's your nightmare so let's handle the nightmare let's make i love it i love it let's not nightmare into a dream a beautiful dream of uh a dream where you can fly

you know those kind of dreams and you can do it because i start the only problem i'll start and roll on top of someone is if someone insists and they want to pull guard they really i usually just say i'm i'm pulling guard i'm basically basically handicapping myself and and usually people will they want to go on top of it okay and i just want the foot i'm like starting just from the foot i pull half guard and if i even half guard i pull quarter guard that's where i like to start so the only thing worse than quarter guard is being side controlled so i like to start right on the edge of getting my guard pass i love that see when that's where my game starts so um and then side control escapes then you're covered you got good mount escapes like i'm not really worried

about being side controlled or being mounted i'm really not i i mean i i still get caught every now then don't don't get me wrong i mean i'm i'm all over with my my dogs every night and i got some killers and every time then i get caught uh but i'm not ever freaking out or ever if someone's mounting me or someone side controlling me that doesn't really bother me you know i've been there so much and i embrace it and getting out of side control feels like a mini tap it's like when someone passes by they got your side control and you recover it feels like a mini tap it's not a full like a like a quarter tap you know what i'm saying it's like damn you have side control on me and boom now you're back in my garden you may never get side control ever again it feels good i like

it so i feel if everyone felt good on the back and they like playing it um i like getting on top i like using all most of my guard work to get on top i love passing the guard and i love getting mount i love working the amount i love getting the back love getting in the truck but i i love it more when i started in the hole and i earned all all that i went all i started in another one it's like playing a video game you know you can play a video game and if you get the key imagine playing miss pacman and you start right at that right away at that uh level where the bananas come out like that fourth level it's like who does that you want to start from the beginning like you you put your quarter and you want to start the game from the beginning and to me the beginning starts

when you're in a bad spot you're in a hole all you have is quarter guard you really don't have that much can you what can you do from there and i got a whole system from there people that i roll with they know that once i get the foot that's that's my home base that's where i start from it seems like a bad spot for me but i don't think it's about i like it i got my whole game starts from that's where step one is right there boom i grabbed that foot so i i believe that it's uh i think i'm trying to instill that in all my students is to feel comfortable feel offensive off your back then there's really no when you're on top you take more chances too because you don't care about getting rolled there's a lot of guys that like staying inside control they don't want to mount

because when they mount they get rolled and now they're on their back and they're like it's harder for that to be to roll me when i have them inside control suck getting in the mouth there's fight teams and fight camps that have that philosophy don't mount because when you mount you can get rolled and then you're going to be on your back so the thing is they are that is true but yeah yes side control is more stable than the mount but the mount is where you could do all the damage and that's where all the beautiful transitions come from yes you could submit guys from side control but it's harder you have more control harder to submit harder to do damage with punches and elbows it's harder you can't get into the crucifix yes but generally overall it's harder

to do damage inside control and it's harder to submit inside control but you can do it there's there mount you have less stability but damn you could punch right down on the space you could elbow right down on the space it makes them panic when a guy mounts you and he could punch an elbow you you're fucking panicking so you're making all these stupid moves yes it's less stable but it's you master it like riding a horse like you get really good at getting as stable as possible and transitioning into arm bars or arm triangles or mounted triangles or into spider web once you or um or just getting the back because you're blasting them so much he just does what nature's telling them to do with his dna like turn your back protect your face and then boom you're on his back

so uh the more the better you are at the guard the more you're going to develop your mount because you're not worried about getting rolled so you'll you'll see in jiu-jitsu the guys with the best mounts usually have wicked guards because they mount more because they're not afraid of getting rolled as a shitty guard uh have a hard time developing their mount because a fear of getting rolled they'd rather stay inside control they don't mount as much does that make sense to you Joey? yeah yeah i understand i don't really i don't try to mount unless where am i going i got i got two things i got a geek choke and i got a fucking americana that's all and i'm not gonna either i'm not gonna either you know this is some advice Joey just for me to you uh even if you don't

you're not good at finishing guys in the mount it's a good stop practice and good training you have to learn how to train as you roll so you're not just rolling to get the top it's not about i just gotta tap this motherfucker's stops like that it's not about that that's good too but you got to combine training and developing new techniques and you're rolling too like uh let's say uh i'm telling you that it's very very important to uh develop a mount and a dangerous mount so if you believe me then you'll believe me i believe you bro please you're my fucking then believe that then you mount even if you don't have a submission just mount them and control them because the better you are controlling in the mount the easier the submissions uh come so and and you know another

way of saying is you can't get any submissions from the mount if you can't control them so why don't we work on the control first so you pass it you sweep the guy you pass the star you inside control get to the mount and just control is that try to work the submissions try to work them but if you don't get them so what you had some ride time there you do you accumulated ride time which will come back if you're it's like it's like uh money it's like you're gonna it's gonna pay you back because when you finally start getting offensive in the mount all those roles that you had like that with the amount of the guy for the last minute of the roll or the last few minutes you didn't cap them but you mounted them and you weren't you got ride time and that's that all accumulate and

it's gonna it goes towards it's like a retirement plan it goes to your mount development you know you've got someone's back and you can't finish them and you were on his back for like a minute or two you got ride time there even though you didn't finish him you actually did get better at the rear naked choke even though you didn't even finish him but you got better at it when you mount and you don't get a finish you actually got better at the mount and that finish that didn't even come up it didn't even come up but the reason you got better at it is because you've got some ride time and control you've got to spend time where you're uh you're uh getting in the mount getting on the back getting in every position every position is ride time every position like you're

playing rubber guard this is something I always say guys will go yeah get them to mission control and I get them and you're having a chill dog in New York or whatever and all these different rubber guard positions but I can't finish him I get stuck there and and I tell them as long as you're getting there keep getting there accumulate that ride time that's gonna make the next steps easier the fact that you got there and you controlled them I mean in fact we do live drills work we'll start guys in mission control and all the dude on the bottom in the car he doesn't have to do nothing he just has to control his opponent for one minute we have the timer going and the guy on top in the guard he has to try to bust out so the guy on the bottom we're not even trying to

go down the path we're not even trying to set up a submission we're just trying to control and accumulate in ride times very important that you uh you mesh that into your rolling as well like there's some positions that I'll get like uh there's a move called the can crusher from side control and to set it up it's hard to explain over the phone but you really control it's a really good side control control position where you're clenching and you're trapping your opponent's inside arms smashing but you're setting up a darts it's like the setup is called a can can crusher um I'll stay there for like two minutes just to work on the control even if I don't get the submission I'll stay there because I know the next time I come back my control is going to be

better and it's going to be easier to submit and even if I don't submit in the next time if I accumulate in some ride time the next time will be easier and you just keep going it's not about always just getting the tap when you roll it's about working on your clenches working on your control dominating guys in certain positions so that when you come back you're so dominating in this position then you could start looking at the submissions because if you start looking at the submissions before you really even have total domination of them before you can totally immobilize them it's not going to work anyways so before you can finish someone you have to establish dominance in the position does that make sense it makes it you know right now I can't lie to you sometimes I pass the guard I get

him inside control I start to go for an arm and by that time I'm fucking tired I ain't gonna lie to you dog you're my brother but I'm working on the cardio I'm working on it all right I'm working tired it's fucking you're battling a grown-ass man 100% you guys are wrestling each other here's the one is guard pass shit people that's that's a big part of uh rolling in class when we do an hour of technique and an hour of rolling or sometimes less than an hour because we do I overdo the drilling Larry so we're cutting into our sparring time but we're I'm just drilling the shit out of my guys but yeah I mean when we have a full session of sparring we are we're trying to get in six eight minute rounds and if you can do six eight minute rounds

wow yeah you're great so some guys will do two rounds and then I'll take that third round off come back to the fourth take the fifth round off come back to the sixth you know but that's okay I don't know big deal that's only five because in a month they'll come back for the first three and then another month they'll do yeah I understand that concept you're right no one's bagging on you you know you're just at a point where you hadn't like you know guys will come in and they had to miss a month of training so that's gonna fuck up their cardio 100% you know so um you know everywhere no one goes like oh you're big pussy you can't fucking do all the round everyone knows like he's like fuck my cardio fucks right now I gotta start training more

it's not like uh people don't look down upon everyone's at a different level some guys are on fire they're training for a fight they can do six eight minute rounds easy you know and uh and and it's cool it's a ball it's like you know when you get there you're like fuck I did it dude I'd find fucking doing my first six minute uh a uh six eight minute roll uh and then now you want to keep it now you're like fuck I want to keep it I don't want to go back down and then keep it for like a month and then a couple weeks you start getting lazy and taking a round or two off here and then and then you start feeling it you know so everyone's at it at a different level you understand you're a fucking savage I'm happy you called today but you're a

bad motherfucker dog I want to get away I'm happy I'm happy to be Joe I appreciate it man you know I love you dog what the fuck I love you too man I'm gonna stop by van eyes tonight representing any problem let him know and should I make you fucking whatever tonight you couldn't make it things happen but I'm here dropping off an envelope it's gonna be all right all right man thank you Joey also I just want to plug my podcast real quick do your thing brother edit the Bravo radio is my podcast we've been doing it for a year we got like 30 some episodes they're long ass episodes so if you're a guy out there that likes to listen to podcasts to kill time at work or kill time in the drive to and from work now my podcast is long we talk a lot of bullshit it's boring and shit but

it's probably it might be better than you know than dealing with your job so you can get that on iTunes and Stitcher also 10 planet JJ.com if you want to learn the 10 planet system just quick techniques it's all right there man thank you Joey for having me love you brother I'll call you later you're going on you're going down the orange kind I see when you get back okay man all right beautiful bye nice see little jiu-jitsu talk for you on a friday we'll just switch it up a little bit can't be about that what the fuck you giggling but hi you over there she was making this designer pussy with his hand I was catching him he was intrigued look at me he's giggling look at this fucking guy I haven't heard any bravo talk when I was sober for months ever since he came

up to San Jose and then he was at the ice house every time I'm anywhere near like your voice you give me so fucking stone that's the that's the plan though I can't I think I think he enhances it I can't believe that you sit here at night on that fucking couch and you don't smoke dope I leave you 15 roaches oh you need to go like this come here take a hit I can't get up right now you can get up we got more chiba chiba for you oh oh look at this we got a nice hybrid for you this will kick you this will put a little pep in your step what do you think I'm calling the fucking guy from alpha brand we're gonna start putting an alpha brand I can use it I know you can use it look at you you're fucked up let's go get some

some of me after the show today that's it we're gonna sit downstairs for five minutes put you in the sun Jesus Christ I'm back in my eyeball with this fucking thing don't forget there's a time of year where you look for next year and you say what can I do better like next year to be honest with you people I'm thinking of going to a jujitsu tournament just to get my ass kicked but at least I go with these guys and do the camaraderie and stuff I haven't had that in years that's one of my goals you know so I don't know what you're going through make a goal for next year do something you can start it by going to fucking on it all right because you go to fucking on it and you see what they got they've got something for you whether it's kettlebells whether it's the ropes

whether it's instructional video whether it's it's it's alpha brain or the hemp force or the 180 turnaround or the hemp force protein bars they have so many good ways for you to get you started with your goals you know even if you start with alpha brain every other day you know you can't afford it whatever the fuck it's like Joseph steal the nutrients make it a home by yourself cut them a fucking tumble tree down or whatever the fuck it is I don't know what you want to leave I don't know what you need to do but start your year off with alpha brain start your year off with shroom tech you know I do this stuff and it keeps me sharp I'm always ready to go at 6 a.m your motherfucker see me we just been doing it late because I had a prior fucking

radio stuff all across the country today called Iowa DC North Carolina uh Madison Wisconsin two or three sports stations everywhere promoting this how was it you know was what it was you know you really can't go off you know you know me I try to go off a little bit and I try to contain myself that's pretty crazy man that like I mean that like that must be exciting for you because I can't do you do that first stuff for the longest yard this is like this is like longest year I was worse because I was the only Spanish guy so they made me do everything in Spanish from San Antonio to Mexico to fucking Spain there was like three or four days of this this was just one morning for two hours oh no I'm just saying like it's it's cool that you would think it'd be

deniro and Kevin Hart like that they're doing it too they're doing it too but it's if they didn't care about you being in it they wouldn't have you do press for it no everything helps yeah listen everybody a little bit helps maybe you're not going to go see it because of Kevin Hart maybe you're not going to go see it because now in Ark and you know so who knows listen uh guys you know the fucking deal I could lie to you and tell you the reason why I'm very happy about the who the fuck thought I was gonna ever do a movie opposite fucking deniro I didn't you motherfuckers didn't even think about me neither I never really thought about it never mind Stallone deniro island arkin whether I saw them whether I didn't see them or I got scenes with them or not

I'm in the fucking movie and I'm very proud of that and it makes us feel a little closer and it should make you people say Jesus fucking Christ if this fat fuck felon did it I could do whatever the fuck I want I got a family I got two legs I got credits a bit the fuck out there cock suckers it all starts with honor go to joey dears dot net and what do they do with honor they press what church church ch u r ch number two a good fucking president it's cheap why not get away with murder send somebody fucking dollar shave club for christmas six dollars a month 72 i'll sign them up for a year move on with your fucking life okay you don't gotta drink coffee with them will be buddy buddy and hahaha just send them the fucking present go to dollar shave club they

got three different fucking packages and all three of them will rock your world or they work as a christmas present dollar ones the six dollar package and the nine dollar package correct goddamn right who the fuck you think you're dealing with they come deliver to you they send you an email when they send it out to you so you can tell the fucking pubic air don't worry cock sucker the razors are coming all right i'm shaving you off this weekend and the white fucking asshole it's ha it's christmas fucking week nobody wants to lick ass under the fucking mistletoe with hair around it looks like a fucking you know whatever the fuck i don't know what they look like a barnacle or some shit all right so take that to the fucking bank let me give some shout out to

you to some very special people teddy i don't know teddy slater jacob shard robert woolbridge kasey sinks mj reverie you cock sucker bazooka joe stew khan too and henry walkins merry christmas to you motherfuckers and merry christmas to the whole debt squad nation this is how we motherfucking do it you understand me smoking dope getting some sun drinking water whatever fucking on a friday afternoon before the holidays you want to be working on office it's up to you but more power to you know i love you cock suckers you're out there doing your thing i want to talk about something very important that a couple people asked me about and let's just get this shit out of the way right listen he's dudes from dug dynasty okay yeah you know really really we're angry well let me explain

to you people first off they're never gonna get rid of the guy because the show makes too much fucking geese number one cable show ever yeah they're gonna they're gonna insult the fags for a couple weeks and people are gonna be upset about it and they're gonna be back alone because nobody gives a fuck okay you know it's it's funny that we're getting mad at people for telling the truth you believe that in this country we're getting mad at people for telling the truth of how they feel you move one way or the other but everybody's gotta everybody's so politically fucking sensitive now so everybody you know i hear fat jokes i hear a bunch of spic joe who gives a fuck you still gotta pay for groceries when you go to supermarket right or wrong yeah why are you worrying about

this shit the mfs they gotta leave now for the transgender society now they're all ain't really you know it's like you know what people i i'm sick and tired of recovering drug addicts that'll make you feel bad the part like i'm recovering for 13 years listen fuck you bitch you're not special you're not fucking special you should have been doing fucking drugs in the beginning all right yeah so don't sit around with like a fucking chip on your chest because you don't smoke potty you don't do whatever the fuck you don't do i don't do coke for six years i don't do it because i go to the fucking NA or the long-term organization i went to a rehab i stopped on my fucking home but that don't mean i'm gonna throw it up by people at fucking parties why

don't do this there's people every time i go somewhere there's always that one jerk over i'm cleaning so but oh my god fuck you bitch especially in that way the same thing goes with you know these guys we're getting in trouble for saying the truth to how he feels well guess what that's how everybody in the fucking south feels well it's not even how he feels it's like it's his opinion it's his fucking religion it was born into him because he grew up in the south in the south he's 67 years old what the fuck do you think do we think everybody in the south is jumping up and down against gay people and black people no they hate everybody but they can't go on tv nobody gives him a fucking voice or put him on camera finally you got a voice for somebody and the

people get fucking mad you know listen man i'm sick and tired everybody getting sensitive and complaining at the bottom line again he ain't gonna get rid of the fucking show and i ain't gonna get rid of him and diffie don't tell him listen go hunt him for three fucking episodes who gives a fuck like didn't you have somebody with you today doing radio like helping you like for someone for a show that big they don't have a guy approving all interviews like who would approve a gq article for him listen man he's uh whatever gq's interested about these people i know i know but wouldn't he's interested in anything it wouldn't anything like you might say something no i mean they're christians they don't even allow people to wear you know shirts they don't curse

they don't do drugs they don't drink these people have strong beliefs in this country and that's the way it's going to be in the listen what's the scariest gang in the country i think the mafia and i think the fucking kkk you know who it is old white money old white money is fucking scary those guys got boxes full of fucking money okay boxes full of money he didn't say nothing to insult nobody he said it in a way to let people know what his opinion was because of his religion he said it as a joke i was reading it yesterday he said like to me guys you know i think a woman's vagina is better than a man's anus like that's like and it is but you know i scratched my asshole and sniffed some times i wouldn't want to fuck that i scratched my ass

and sniff it you think i want to fuck that when i looked at my asshole about two years ago and saw what it looked like i don't know anybody who'd want to fuck that you know i got raped by a bunch of fags they ripped my fucking pants down they squeezed my ass i'm going i ain't fucking that that's disgusting you know it looks like it's like eating a pussy that got hit it hit with a fucking loam mower that's what my asshole looks like they're like i hit with a fucking anyone you get me all excited eating that i'm more hot and bothered i just don't understand why people are i understand because people always gonna get offended by something leader there's always something to offend somebody except normal people who don't give a fuck who go around their life

you know when you insult mexicans you think these mexicans are gonna stop mowing the lawn to go fucking say something or get a leak they don't give a fuck because life goes forward and people gonna have their opinions in life and you're not gonna agree with all of them that's what makes this life so fucking interesting that we're all not the same but all of a sudden this country has gotten this fucking thing that you have to get sensitive about everything and now it's bleeding into our children because now we're making films about getting bullied yeah you understand me when your son gets bullied you can't make a film about it you have to the same thing we're talking about with jujitsu you have to have your son address the situation or he's not he's never

gonna grow as a human being you can't hide if a kid curves you can't go home and tell your mother because eventually you're gonna have to rock the fucking house you're gonna have to rock the house and then no transfer you but at least you made your fucking point when they transfer you in they're gonna say you see that kid they got transferred because he hit the other kid with a chair over the fucking head they were fucking with him before three kids kid ain't wrong yeah he's protecting himself three kids are blowing they're trying to take his fucking lunch money people not talking out of fucking line here so what the fuck wash your dick shave that monkey it's friday mother fuckers go buy a grandma blow do what you do two weeks you start all over again

i ain't gonna do blown no more i'm not gonna i'm gonna go to generally eat fucking food without gluten i'm gonna you know fuck you you know just listen just do whatever fucking makes you happy that's it put it in moderation and put into a little package and stick to the fucking philosophy that's it for the last three months i've been eating one egg with one piece of toast and two pieces of bacon a little bowl of oatmeal i used to eat two eggs with two pieces of toast or i eat fruit you know you think i like that shit you think i like turkey baiting eating that shit but even oscamiah the lean cut there's only two points a slice so if you eat two points nobody wants to eat an egg with bacon dry like a soldier you want to put a little breakfast meat in there

you know what i'm saying i just had salmon for lunch i've been drinking my protein shakes with the glutathor you know i get that fucking i get my hemphorist chocolate or my vanilla acai and i put the glutathor in it i'm ready to go my dick is hard even though i'm not getting testosterone shots i had a bang one out this morning i was sweating the fuck it's friday it's friday li you want to eat another goomy bed? no do you do it in the shower? what show? what show? like when did you bang like in the shower? like i can't imagine. no in bed in bed i threw the cat off the bed so i didn't feel guilty and i banged one out you can't whack love for the cat on the bed that's animal cruelty you know what i'm saying

you can't be doing that shit li li what does that say to you the other thing i'm telling you people also you give us a christmas present or just get it for yourself this is their extended dollar shave club after the next fucking monday who gots who bought and we can't do podcasts anyway because itunes doesn't submit podcasts from december 21st to december 27th it doesn't matter if you're the medit the wiggly we get up li the wiggly come on get up you haven't wiggled in much what was that go wiggle go leek go leek go leek his name is leek he lives in go go go go leek wiggle funko joey

what's the story you're not gonna wiggle funko joey the fuck what was just happening you know what just fucking happened i have no idea this is a church of what's happened now what i was talking about was hulu plus the party's almost over cocksucker i don't want to keep telling you this shit it's a short limited engagement it's two weeks on the arm nothing who gots free bang that it's 799 a fucking month after that which is 96 fucking dollars really entertainment for that shows like sad night live shows like like the daily show the day the fucking they got everything just go to hulu plus cut this shit two weeks free and then 799 a month who the fucking think you're dealing with

some novice they're giving you two weeks so you can sample the fucking goods when was the last time some chick said to you listen look at this fucking pussy right here i'm gonna give it to you for free for two weeks then you gotta move it and pay rent nobody does that shit the church would nap in the now and hulu plus cut a deal to bring it to you for two fucking weeks and you're over there giggling go to joey dears dot net and press in joey in the box joey again that's joey who the fuck do you think you're dealing with on a friday december 20th four shoplifting days fat man alert stay away from the fucking cookies don't believe the hyper right here's the fat man alert you start eating on the fucking 22nd you'll never come back by the fucking fifth you're up 19 pounds

you got a juice with lee he's eating it's great i love drinking these milkshakes oh my god oh my god what oh my god what what what look at this you want to smoke some more no thank you why not it's friday thank god it's friday friday friday friday friday plus sign of that fever this is great musicals i want you to wiggle funk with joey today right you're good at that you didn't know i fucking had musical talents so i just don't crack jokie poos you know hit me with some sign of that fever that's come on i'm giving you i'm saying holy shit i didn't eat today before the podcast i said you fucked up you slipped see i'm about to give me another cheapo chew a little just a little taste of the chocolate where's the musically that's

come on where's the mouth let's just take the way over here i'm there behind you for a deed oh shit oh shit yo give me a little wiggle it's the holidays people want to see lee wiggle no no not in your chair you gotta get up take the earphone i can't get up come on come on come on leave just a little wiggle just a little dr moldy's staring into my eyes come on then get up he's hypnotizing the next thing you know you'll be sucking his dick get up dance about my Joey let me see you wiggle a little bit golly come on let's see you wiggle gotta get up gotta get up and do a little dance come on oh shit look at him do head dude stop it stop it oh shit look at lee golly golly oh shit just want to talk about people check this shit out ready who's gonna find lee's face

you let me know go to twitter right now i love you fucking crazy people i love that you listen to this shit i love you tolerate our fucking craziness today this is what it's all about some podcasts are fucking serious some podcasts you learn about yourself some podcasts you learn about how to fucking light a house on fire and others are just very mellow because it's friday what the fuck you want from me listen i'll tell you what look at the shape of lee where's the movie theater tell him next friday next wednesday no ho lemley is that how you pronounce lemley no ho lemley if you just google uh north hollywood lemley it's the only one there it's a 720 grudge match you can buy tickets online and buy them because it's we're not renting out the theater we're just going

we're just going like Puerto Ricans we're just gonna so make sure we want to we would love to have it just be people who listen to the podcast that'd be awesome just smoking dope outside we're all gonna meet early eat some edibles you open up your presents with your family watch the fucking laker game you shoot up the fucking linkage and we all meet outside 720 that means 10 minutes we can meet outside at seven and start fucking smoking up getting fucked up leasing to eat an edible leasing to eat a couple edibles that night he's he's driving his bicycle down there he's living on the fucking tux side this guy's so remember 740 lemley 720 720 740 who the fuck knows number two don't remember new years we're releasing the cd you can't eat pussy with fucking asthma

but we're having the cd release new year's party eight o'clock john love its comedy club universal city walk it's gonna cost you fucking 10 the fucking park and 15 for the fuck 30 for the ticket but you're out of there by fucking uh 10 15 10 30 you're gonna give you a wig let's you jump up and down if you want to stay you can dance too and do the fucking I don't give a fuck but at least you're up there I got a hotel if you want to snort cocoa for your wife's fucking clit we're having one of john love it's been over here let's be like what do you think what you think john love it's good just tell them people the truth this is what the problem is they can't handle

the truth we think people want to do one new year's league they want to rent the room to watch fucking dallas country whatever the name of that movie dallas country club no they want to rent the room so they could stick it up their wife's fucking kulo and call it a year without no babies you ever sniffed off the clip fuck yeah I snorted cocoa for chicks it doesn't dissolve right away no it just gives them a little tint it numbs it then you gotta hit it with a fucking hammer then you gotta fuck them for three years and that's why I fucking fail because I come in a minute they gotta fuck themselves because my dick goes dead it goes into the fucking turtle shell and after that I'm just sitting there scratching my balls making me believe I don't know what happened

I don't fuck for three hours anything I am a sexual deviant I'm not good at that shit I'm just a freak I like to eat some ass and pussy and I tap out that's it all right we gotta get the fuck out of here because you're too high you're not contributing you know you're killing me I give you a half a piece of cheapo I ate two whole ones and a half with you you see me I'm like a soldier I'm ready to rock I'm ready to fucking do 20 fucking push ups laps whatever you want to do you're gonna go to sleep on me no you can't go to sleep this is what the problem I made pasta last night I'm gonna eat some of that up oh Jesus Christ with that cheap homemade what what brand sauce I just got store brand sauce and I I took some ground beef and I

cooked that up and then I put the sauce into the beef all right you put some garlic in that motherfucker no no garlic you made spaghetti sauce no no the sauce was already made no you gotta dope the shit up just because it's store made you still gotta cut some onions a couple onions some fucking garlic two three cloves of garlic you gotta put some green pepper to cook that together with some olive oil the sauce over that then you brown the fucking meat you put that all together you mix it up isn't that just making cut that's making all sauce at least you're for controlling the fucking odds you know what I'm saying you're going into the casino and you're controlling the odds they're not giving you that shit what do you think is in that sauce that's what got

so sauce you can make a better thing by yourself yeah take your now put some sauces brown some meat you put that sauce in the refrigerator you freeze a little bit of it then you take your that you throw it on the spaghetti you mix it up every time you want some you fucking nuke it every four days you make a new batch some weeks you make fucking little elbow macaroni with tuna and mayonnaise oh that's good oh yeah a little pickle relish stop it there's a little there's a little snack just a little snack in the afternoon just something to fill you up you know you get a four o'clock you can't wait till 60 you the fuck wait till 60 a little salad maybe a banana maybe a little macaroni I'm saying just to get the fucking back to me listen as usual

if you can't listen on Monday because you're traveling I love you guys we're gonna do this last podcast Monday and that's it to like the fourth or something when you come back Lee the I come back the fourth of the whatever that Monday is that first Monday I'm back time you come back I come back on Sunday I won't talk with me because the way I'm feeling today we're not gonna do shit you're gonna go home and take a nap too I love it when you like say what's what's outside right now listen as I left Mercy was going to bed when I get back she's gonna be awake and she don't want no stories so I'm gonna take it to the park I'm gonna take it to get some fucking yogurt I'm gonna take it maybe to get some coffee outside sit outside

walk her around she'll take another nap by five or six and then I'm headed to fucking some parties and to the ice house okay you come away or you get the way I gotta fuck besides that I love you guys do me a favor stay safe all right please and we'll see you guys Monday fucking morning 6 a.m. slinging dick and giving our bubble gum Lee wants to do one Thursday morning yeah we could do that after Christmas we'll talk about it right yeah we could do that please if you have a second listen to flying Jew radio we had a really good one yesterday I hear you August you know sister called in and then we had a bunch of good callers and where we were like number three and we're really having fun doing it so you're number three no no no we've done three

of them okay we're like we're not that we're like 98 last yesterday like fuck it yeah congratulations yeah man you're bad motherfucker Lee who the fuck you think people like you I'm proud that you're doing no it's a lot of fun don't even think about how fucking stab me now boy I love you guys the church what's happening now I want to thank on it I want to thank Hulu plus I want to thank Dollar Shave Club please support these people they're good people they take care of us so please take care of them I love you guys with all my heart New Year's Eve John Lovitz January 9th a buffalo helium Canadians I'm telling you right now don't want no fucking drama I don't want when you come into Canada can't come to fucking Canada so you cocksucker just make a trip of it all right don't worry about the weed

buffalo's got tons of fucking reefer we got DEA we got everything up there just show up all right I love you guys have a great week what music you got for me I got some parliament funkadelic but first now that the show's over don't forget to sign up for your free trial of Hulu plus Hulu plus let's binge on thousands of hit shows anytime anywhere on your tv pc smartphone or tablet support this podcast and get an extended free trial of Hulu plus when you go to Hulu plus plus the fuck you laughing about me what's the problem man what the fuck just happened man Jesus Christ I threw it away I gotta get my shit

you believe this people this is why I deal with this fucking stooks he's giggling over there look at him what's the matter with you tell your uncle Joey look at him you see this fucking people is what happens to you people want to know why look at him his face is red look at him look at the shape of this fucking kid look at him he can't take it look at the shape of this beauty listen when I leave here he's headed for the Mediterranean place his ass is gonna smell like Mediterranean for about a week he's gonna eat 15 gyros some hummus look at him look at the shape of this look at him don't forget do the fucking ad will you please you're killing me I was rubbing the wall

for some reason the wall what wall what happened what happened nothing what do you do read the fucking ad will you you're killing me what a subscription you we get the shape of this people you see this is this is a typical 25 year old I gotta fix America look at him giggling you don't see no daylight look at the fucking shape of this fucking guy he's eating tuna out of a can like a cat with no mayonnaise and soy cheese look at the beauty of this beauty it's so hard not only you gotta read the fucking ad oh Don't forget to sign up for dollarshaveclub.com

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