Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #140 - The Church Of What's Happening Now

Episode Date: January 9, 2014

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in a sea hit that motherfucker Lee what uh oh oh shit if you're thinking about getting your dicks up today is the day cocksuckers what uh oh listen to this shit running with the fucking devil in this damn we're running with two gods but we got a little devil Lisa yeah he lives his life like there's no tomorrow and this everything you got he got a fucking steal you know what i'm saying listen to him he's dropping at least i have put your hands up in here buddy oh shit oh shit wiggle a little buckle joey Wednesday cocksucker what's the story dog there's no story running with the devil who has to think about getting up their dick suck that's i never have to think about it the answer the answer is always yes so

when you wake up in the morning you're peeing and you're fucking all groggy up and shit what are you thinking about what's going through your head the honest thing got through don't buy them why the fuck am i up that's always i never want to wake up because i never could sleep late and i've always been in that but i never wake up thinking about getting my dick suck i always it's never it never stops i don't know who thinks like oh maybe today i'll get my dick suck if it's never an option the answer is yes so you you're getting your dick suck there's always in the back of your mind yeah even when you were eating McDonald's fuck yeah when you're eating a quarter pound of a cheese sweating up i went i went a while without having sex so it was always i was

jacking off like twice a day fuck yeah oh jesus christ you're a sack fuck yeah when i was like 24 22 i went on a dry streak for a fucking year yeah and you get close to being creepy like you're fucking but to whack it off balances you out sometimes sometimes your bang went out and brings you back it saves a life it does but then there's the fucking the online dating thing gets creepy and and you meet weird people who do stuff to you and it's just it sounds good you hear anyone any from your exes from online dating what are you hearing from those no no thank god you didn't come over and lick your ass off for Christmas it's you no one's ever gonna lick an ass well that's uh no but no it's uh the weirdest one was this girl who bit my nipple and like

broke the skin and that was the weirdest did you bleed fuck yeah and she she thought it was cool and she she thought it was and i would like it but no that was the fucking worst i can't even can't even explain to you nothing but did you fuck her before she bit your nipple no i after but she fucking i ran into a string of girl i don't know what it was but something about being attracted girls who would not give head like just for years none i don't like it i won't do it i won't like it i won't do it and finally i found one that likes it but did you ever propose a left hook i left hook to the what what the fuck in here how the fuck are you not gonna suck a dick no one of you single you dummy yeah so i got a bunch of a string of those that's pretty weird

when a girl tells you she won't give head like right away you look at her like you're like this fucking bitch there's no longevity because after a while even after you love somebody even after that the act of licking your balls is just an act of love if you really think about it yeah and then it's just i mean some people gotta pay 22 dollars just but some people like your nuts just you know because they love you yeah who wouldn't but i mean when you're 18 you walk around with a boner just for having a boner but i mean i don't know about you but i'm not always walking around with just a boner just for with a girl i've never met before so yeah got testosterone had me fucking fucked up Lee oh really yeah it really did have me a little fucking horned up so why would you get

off of it i got why would i hear because it's borderline fucking i was looking at massage places i was talking about and i even told diagostino about a week ago i go you know this is i got a testosterone we don't give a fuck about the hookers walking anymore there's a black hooker in north hollywood that is fucking beautiful do you understand me she's beautiful she's walks in north hollywood and in studio city she walks by marie et every fucking day nobody catches it she wears a wig she's got a beautiful face a fucking tremendous body me and my wife have driven up on her 20 times and in studio city we just laugh but the beautiful one don't you think she must be so like really fucked up if she's that pretty and still is on the street she is hot and young and you know she

just probably hey you don't know what the mentality is you don't know if they have a kid at home you don't know what the mentality is some women listen man i i've i've repeated this a thousand times when i was 20 i was living in aspen colorado and i used to see guys my age maybe guys 10 years younger than me come to town and they hook up with a young girl and i'm in one day thinking you know what's wrong if with a woman of one day she goes looking when you're 22 very seldom are women lucky in love they date knuckleheads steroid guys they beat them they cheat on them they're fucking whatever what's the difference you go out there you fucking make yourself a highline hooker if you you can make yourself to be whatever you want to be

do you understand me at any level of your life uh for example for a long time look at that we're both coughing we're coughing in units and people were calling me for all these youtube movies okay for a long time i was getting up and wearing my own clothes and doing these youtube videos all these movies that people are gonna sell or whatever with me i wanted to work on my acting and i want to learn about it but one day i said i swear to god like three years ago i go that's it i ain't doing these no more they're not getting me anywhere so i made a mental note so for years people hit me up and pardon me i wanted to do them but i didn't want to do them and i had to go right back no at this time i'm busy and i lied to a thousand people that about i made up a job

but i just wanted to get away from that and look too big i got another movie coming out january 14th brave bull raging bull tool whatever oh that's coming out now yeah that's coming out next week you know it's a shit i don't know if it's a good i don't know the budget was good the director was good all right my scenes were all with paul vario from good fellas i know his paul real name is he's from jersey a big actor who played paulian good fellas but i made that mental note i'm not doing these fucking loads sag made this thing years ago called low budget movies leave you get fucked in the ass bro by the way you know my fucking teacher told me what we're talking the other day about editing and i go you know why i think my partner is fucking the editing assistant

and he goes let me tell you something that's the worst job in the world is it really it's he says in his place now they torture those guys they torture us and it's just it's it's not an easy job but there's a ton of us out here because that's the job you get right out of college so people are taking the low level paying jobs that fuck people like me over who've been doing it for a few years because the prices go down so and then there's the night jobs it's not the worst job in the world i mean i'd much rather be doing that for a thousand a week than than digging ditches but it's not and it takes about four or five years to start getting editing gigs so it's it's not easy so one day you're gonna wake up one morning go i'm not doing this no more that's

what i did and you're gonna get different calls now people are gonna call you for editing jobs hopefully man you're gonna get on the phone and go i don't want to do that no i can't i'm already committed you're gonna make up lies and want to because i'm the type of guy i don't like kicking nothing to the side if you call me and you go i got a job for you for 200 i would never want to be homeless and go i could use those to allow us yeah because i did that as a kid i would fucking do blow and blow off jobs and then go fuck that guy was gonna give me 400 fucking bucks to paint his house and i didn't show up so i was always one of those guys and i would go fuck you know i could use that 200 right now so uh but don't don't you think with the hookers i mean maybe when it was

back then in colorado is different but now with like social media i don't think i don't think you could ever escape it i don't think like your friend who is in florida now who's still a stripper she kind of she did it on the in a town over and no one will ever find her but if she started now she'd be on facebook or something no she's she's on facebook but not as a stripper she's on facebook as a fucking mommy but do you think that's still i don't i think that she knows how to control it i think that's the exception i think the rule now would be eventually in 20 years your kids would somehow find out a video would be on youtube now there's ways to hook that listen man there's ways to hook if you stand on the corner and you get and you pull over for fucking Puerto Ricans

and Cubans and Arabs and black guys that's what you i'm serious i'm not putting nobody down but if you pull over and you're getting your fucking asshole eating out by fucking you know disgusting guys you know that's your street value but if one day you wake up okay and you put a fucking ad out there you go help like you eventually you got to meet somebody so you meet some woman who has a bmw and then she tells everybody she's a fucking business woman and this woman probably entertains fucking just Arabs that fly in for a thousand a night she sucks that dick she takes up the fucking ass it's a night from hell but it's a thousand fucking bucks you do that three nights a week that's three that's 12 fucking thousand you know what you could tell the government

you're fucking sewing shirts yeah i mean i do you think there's any how many fucking women fucking work their asses off single moms they fucking make us look like fucking faggotsly do you understand me i tell my wife all the time i tell a lot of people you go by victory and violent by that target and you wait 15 minutes you'll see a Mexican woman walk by with a kid in a stroller and pushing one with groceries by herself and a fucking man's working two jobs you understand me and at any time he might not come home because he's got a no fucking green card yeah so when those motherfuckers leave to work every day they might not come home now a woman really what do you think a woman's gonna do two kids in a foreign fucking country it's gonna have

to suck a dick somewhere or and i'm and i shouldn't say something like this or a fucking lift to do something what are you gonna lift to do in this country in this economy at this time of your fucking life yeah what are you gonna do is a woman that doesn't speak English yeah you got a nice body you got a cute face what the fuck are you gonna do do you think anyone can do that without causing like permanent like i just permanent that's why i don't go to the strip club because i think there must be fucking i can't even imagine the world it's permanent permanent listen everything you're doing your life somewhere along the lines and i come back to fucking bite your knee ass yeah look at look at this thing you told me the other day about tito or t's i didn't know was it you

that told me yeah i didn't fucking know about that did you see his ex-wife on youtube two months ago she's all over facebook fucked up your dog and if you hang out with people who are fucked up who have a lot of luggage i used to hang out with a girl who had a ton of fucking luggage and i love this woman but it felt like her poison was killing my poison her energy was sucking my energy up so instead of thinking about comedy a hundred percent of the day i was thinking about comedy 30 percent of the day because i was thinking about her and her fucking and i couldn't focus and all her bad luck was falling on me you know this chick was like an amateur fucking scam artist and i accepted it was funny i was talking to a friend of mine yesterday and he called me for

advice and he's i know this guy for 30 fucking years but he's the whitest dude in america that's why i love him and he's a 40 year old guy and he's living in the house bro he's lonely he's not married his friends have kids so he's on online dating you know and uh every 90 days he calls me the story now he fucked all these broads they suck his dick they're crazy on online they're fucking crazy but uh this one really got to him because he was with her for 90 days everything was going great they were talking about valentine's day and she sat him down oh no told him that you know she cooked math at one time and then she stripped and that she was into threesomes that she fucked a monkey you know just dropped it out and it broke him

it broke him emotionally it would break me it just broke him like it just swept him and he said listen it's better i can't deal with this every time i see it in the story he started adding up the mother did suicide the sister killed it it was just one after the other and he goes that he was fucking living like in the twilight zone i hadn't heard from him over the holidays i hadn't heard from him yesterday morning i go what the fuck happened how do you talk to somebody every other day for an hour and for 20 days he hasn't called and i think i called him christmas day to wish him a merry christmas and he fucking broke down yesterday he goes it was it was it was just shocking he goes the the drugs was one thing but making i could almost crash the car he was

serious but the making of the meth was just too much you know that that's uh what was that what did that have uh scared you away i was talking to paul the other day and i said if if a girl came to me and said i she had herpes because we're talking about people with std's and in these in this day and age a lot of people have herpes or whatever they have i don't think i would even if a girl came up to me and we started dating shit oh i have herpes you still want to date i don't think i could do it i don't know now you're married but when you were 20 if a girl came to you and said after you've been dating me i have herpes would you would you still have done it i would have punched the shit out of her herpes you can't carry that shit the rest of your life i know

on your lip once a fucking month you gotta wear a fucking mask like it's halloween but they're saying like one in four people have it now or even more than that so it's it's fucking fucking scary you have no idea what's out there yeah you know for uh let me tell you something i've been with women that i've known were promiscuous and their fucking pussies are delicious their pussies are delicious because the woman that's promiscuous likes to fuck so i mean she takes care of that fucking little dragon eat it you hope so you understand me i the dirtiest women i've said this before the hardest time i had with dirty women was between 90 and 93 around 94 i was dating a couple college girls filthy filthy the shit i got from them you mean just like dirty

they weren't dirty the pussies were good okay their assholes smelled good they were clean no underarm it was that they went to college like the one girl i didn't figure out like she was like i i i fucked two guys but i've sucked like 18 cocks and i didn't and she goes in college i didn't fuck i just mashed i still remember the same mash that you make out with somebody okay and i gave blow jobs and that fucked me up a little bit like i'm making out with side beta fucking tappa here you know and uh you ever see clerks i'm not really your movie but there's a line in no it's a great movie clerks i haven't seen it in 20 fucking years it's just it's just i don't know whether it's like i my girlfriend sucked 30 dicks in a row and it just like he is a whole

fight because she said 30 dicks oh no no and it's amazing that these girls even counted the dicks in college oh yeah i lost and i dated her yeah and then i dated her ex roommate and she was really filthy and i got something i got a social disease but i never went to the doctor like i was so embarrassed i got i never went to the doctor and i don't know what happened to me i think the drain will probably killed it my dick stopped leaking you know what i'm saying like i didn't even it was just it was just a weird time but i i learned a lot that college girls are dirty i don't know fucking why i don't know what it was that i got disease it's the first time you get away from your parents i think i never i never really went crazy in college it just i don't know why but it's uh a

lot of people do experiment a lot in college i don't know i experimented a lot in high school so i'm going to experiment in college if you experiment in fucking high school you know what what lead do you know what today is what's today it's mercy's birthday oh of course can you fucking believe that no it's been a crazy it's been a crazy almost two years now because when when you first told me she was pregnant but that's it's that little girl's fucking birthday today and i am uh deeply blown away that's one part of my life that's just blown away like every time i can't grasp it what are you guys doing we're going to the long beach aquarium i'm gonna go down there and eat i'm gonna come right back getting your cake and stuff i'm gonna get a carvel cake but we have

no kids we don't know no fucking kids so we're just gonna blow out a candle and put her in bed at six and we're gonna celebrate i gotta be on a planet four you know yeah i think i think uh when you start at two you can start at the party right now i went to a one-year-old party last year the kid fell asleep it's for the parents yeah we stuck around and just talked to the parents the kids fell asleep yeah the kid was dressed up like a fucking uh toy story okay fucking passed out can you imagine that being dressed up like toy story and you pass out you fucking fag wake up cunt suck up i was one of the things we talked about with my mom like because we always did birthday parties at my house because at a nice yard and just the gong going through the memory

with all the birthday parties i had was uh was pretty crazy but uh yeah i don't think there's any point in doing anything before two that's crazy though just one-year-old two maybe three four you know and you get the fuck you get pearl jammed to show up for the fifth birthday and shit forget about it like a motherfucker uh it's it's been a fucking last night i got home and uh i took a shower last night i went to jujitsu guys and we talked about goals yesterday i have this notebook and every week i have four goals two kettlebell glasses and two jujitsu's you know and lee i gotta tell you something every time i go to fucking jujitsu i hug the cats i mean i'm dead serious it ain't easy you're still scared uh no no i've been getting better and better so

i wanted to go one time this week even if i went and did the even i thought about the ymca last night and i have the world available to me i got john salami who's a black belt and i had 10 planet van eyes to have a back room so even if there's a class going on you go to the back room and kill yourself it's small you know and i just wanted to work on my cardio so i said fuck it i went down and it was amazing i judged when i first used to meet with john salami if i just grab his gi and we'd roll like just not even roll like just push and pull for a minute i'd have to stop get up open the door and take my gi top off and pee and take my dick out open your gi which is disgusting we having a panic attack i would have panic attacks and i couldn't

breathe last night though the first thing we rolled like four minutes and i tapped and then we looked at each other he told me what i did wrong what i did right and then we did it again for like four and a half minutes then we just drilled for like 15 minutes then we rolled again for another three by that time i was dead but uh on the drive home even if he tapped me four times i didn't expect to do i don't give a fuck you know it was the little things i did uh i felt so accomplished on the way home you know because gi lee whatever your fucking name is gi lee i was fucking petrified the first couple times i went embarrassed you know you're embarrassed you're embarrassed around 20 year olds you're 400 fucking pounds you're trying to you're trying

to do hip escapes and you look like a fucking whale you like a whale that beached and now he's trying to go to santa barbara and buy a suit or some shit you know what i'm saying that's what you look like when you do a fucking hip escape and consciously i knew this but i i knew the more i went down there and did it lee i fucking and now it's like second nature and i'm pissed because i can't go again some kids are supposed to train me in buffalo oh okay we've been doing it for like six months haven't you been close to it yeah but uh the third and fourth month i was going once a week and i was just taking like i was pushing it away like i was pushing away the because i was scared of the cardio but i realized last night that getting into this kettlebell

class really helped me because that scares the fuck out of me he put you in the back of the gym and the door is 50 feet away so just that gives me anxiety lee just let me tell you something just that gives me anxiety now but the bathrooms far away like i'm sweating where they're gonna put me on this fucking plane until i tell it i wanted an aisle seat because lately by mistake they've been put me in the fucking window seat that's anxiety for me really because i gotta bother somebody go fucking pee i don't like bothering nobody just switch with me yeah i'm gonna get up 80 times i don't even want this on my thought oh i'd never get up that's why i stopped with the fucking edibles that's why i gave them a break the last three weeks because i tell you what i feel a lot better

i feel a lot clear-minded you know uh you know i love medical marijuana i love smoking pot but i was eating 15 fucking edibles a day and it was becoming to be toxic like i was just high all the time and i took three days off and i'm like whoa this feels a lot fucking better yeah there's been a cloud in my head for the last six fucking months there's definitely a hangover it's not as bad as as uh alcohol but especially because i would only do it once in the next day and the hunger is amazing oh well yeah the fuck when you eat an edible the hunger is off the charts like you can't go to bed unless you eat a fucking and a half a sandwich ain't gonna cut it you fucking go for everything you're like i'm gonna fucking eat everything yeah so i gave that a breather for a

couple weeks i got some chi bo chews right down the table but even when i was flying i was getting too much i'll bring a chi bo chew just in case i get stuck in an airport because you might as well have a fucking chi bo chew in you if you get stuck in an airport but uh it's just amazing the things i wanted to give a break to josh the the uh this ufc referee before he went to prison for 18 months he got cleaned up and i asked him i go how does it feel to be off the reef and he goes you know what it made a tremendous difference in my jujitsu breathing right now i'm okay i still gotta tap from time to time because of my breathing believe every time i go there's a kid that every time i go his name is zack okay he's a 23 year old kid every time i go to jujitsu he goes where's the flying

joy when you're gonna bring it uh no i have to start trying to know i have to do something i didn't want to do i don't want to be the one of the assholes who signs up for jim january first yeah no no but uh i definitely i definitely have to do something and i don't know if jujitsu is it or what but i i'm excited about it i'll tell you why i like this jujitsu i'm gonna be honest with you lee it's becoming my social life yeah it's becoming my social life you know ever since i stopped doing drugs i don't have a social life a lot of people send me emails and that's one of the biggest things you know what do you do now what the fuck do you do now you know and uh you know i have friends that are fucking whatever in the entertainment business and after a while

that you get sick of hanging out with them because that's all you talk about you just want to talk to people about normal shit their kids their cats you know and i go to this jujitsu on the first i was very embarrassed but i'll tell you what makes me go back more in the health issue is the issue that i just talked to normal people nobody laughs at me nobody fucking judges me they respect you for being there it's the weirdest fucking thing you go to a jujitsu class you go on that mat even if you do one push-up do one lap and learn a technique they respect you for being there it's like hey man you're one of us now and i'm a 50 year old man and i and i only felt self conscious in there and i'm overweight and i'm out of shape i never wrestled i don't feel so

conscious in there at all no more i feel like i'm part of something and i can't tell you how special that makes me feel at 50 i'm not stabbing people i'm part of something that in fact they're goofy jujitsu guys now and not these big fucking armed guys yeah it's it guys they're all editors i tell you my school's all editors one guy does uh the extra extra he does that okay yeah no all these guys editors there's three editors over there where i work that's crazy you know it's uh i kind of do miss i was never trust me i never thought i'd be anywhere i never thought i'd even play in high school but i was always my mom always had me a part of some sort of sports team and i kind of do miss that i was like i was always the worst on the team when i'm with you what do we talk about

we don't we talk about podcasts yeah talk about podcasts and business and when you talk about diagostino yeah you talk about fun these about but it's basically podcasting or or tomorrow's or next week so what do we want to do for the future it's nice to get out of there once in a while and your girlfriend is great but after a while you need out of that too there's there's three things you need you know so you go down there uh and for me it wasn't the economy store and stuff but that even got old because you're going someplace and you're talking to people about hey do you do that room yet in mississippi nobody really it takes a while to break that wall down and to really get to know people to go out and not talk about it it's going to come up in conversation

that's one of the hardest things about moving anywhere after college is learning how to make friends because even the people you're going to be friends with are people you work with but you always like you said you always talk about oh the shitty boss or can you believe this new guy what he did so like how do you i don't even know you can't get out of it you can't get out of it you can't get yeah you know when i first uh in 2007 when i quit blow i knew i had to fill the void so i joined a kung fu school boy was i ever embarrassed i walked in there at 400 fucking pounds and i had a little bit of cardio from hitting the mitts with just unfortunate but no i had nothing and uh that was the first place where it was a good school i learned a lot but i did not uh

i did not make friends i went there i talked to people i giggled with people but once i walked out the door that's where it ended were you embarrassed or no no i wasn't embarrassed at all it was you make you make friends wherever you go no i made friends in the class okay but when i left there okay that's where it ended nobody exchanged phone calls nobody really did much i was friends with the instructor who i haven't spoken to in about six months and i had a dream about him yesterday uh the black guy had him on duncans podcast yeah uh or a white and it's weird how uh nothing came of that when i went to the kickboxing place it was closer to my house and i noticed they always had cookouts and shit like that but they're Thai and they have Thai food and i fucking hate Thai food

so i wouldn't go to the fucking cookouts because every time i go they have like a chicken dead hanging up for some shit uh or some soup buck dough juice or whatever the fuck they drink but there were nice kids there and i became friends with a couple of younger girls and a couple of younger guys and but again i didn't do nothing socially with them when i joined this jiu-jitsu school that weekend i did in Pasadena 60 of them yeah fucking came out from jiu-jitsu and and eddie school and the other school and it's weird that we had this little uh thing going on you know and uh it just impressed me like all these young kids last week when i went new year's eve there was a class and half the people like we were thinking of coming to your show and i told them no

it's too much drama for tonight i'm at the improv in two weeks i'm in melrose yeah i don't want you guys to be mixed up into that it was fucking crazy up there leigh leigh me and steve samon went up there we got out of the car at eight o'clock ten to eight was packed oh yeah no no no packed not the club universal yeah that's what i'm saying yeah and it wasn't even getting started you could see the fucking people walking up the hill and droves leigh droves droves you couldn't believe only people were going to and it wasn't a bad deal i've never seen it like that not in 15 years since they had a big football game in pasadena about 15 years ago i went up there in the daytime to give away free comedy tickets from the comedy store and it was bumper to bumper

people were walking like this at that fucking mall that's the way it was new year's eve that's crazy and we got out of there 20 the fucking 10 30 he had to do a spot at 11 at the comedy store we got on that fucking 101 north we went back to my house i dropped him off and i went upstairs he gave me cookies and chicken covers and i went upstairs instead i ate a quailude for new year's eve one of the ones i had in the draw by myself yeah those things are fucking duds oh let's do we uh have you seen uh the wolf of wall street yet no how was it did you see it yeah it's pretty maybe tomorrow because of quailude it was good too long it's too long it's about i see i don't mind long movie jonah stole the movie again i yeah i like leo leo's a great actor

i like the two of them steal it we call them leo if we know my buddy leo i like them i like them i don't mind long movies i i get i get involved in the movie i can see where they would have cut it but especially the first 90 minutes is non-stop you don't it's not one of the long ones where you think about it being long i i enjoyed it and they're eating ass and doing quailudes they do like they do so many quailudes and it's i i had to google it i don't i didn't really we you've talked about quailudes but i never really knew what they did and just seeing how many they took and and i can't imagine what that must have been like being on the 80s was vulgar yeah that's why people were running out of that movie the 80s was a

timepiece was just fucking vulgar and i sit back now and i think of the people that i grew up with and what i did in the 80s and what went on around me and how fast the change for example when i left new york in 85 you could go into any of those clubs the rooftop all those fucking clubs area and you could fucking empty a bag of dope on your fucking table jesus and waitresses will walk by nobody would say shit to you yeah it was crazy and people i remember being like in studio on a thursday night with my buddy mike askelies and snorting coke in the woman's bathroom and seeing people sucking a cock right in the bathroom like a woman giving head in the fucking bathroom that's how vulgar the 80s are well when you see it you're gonna if i like i just imagine your

life going down two roads if your life if you had maybe been in school for like a little bit longer and ended up on wall street you would have made 18 million dollars but you would have been dead 20 years ago let me explain something i almost did that on wall street that was the plan you just seeing how i mean that was the plan all my friends went half on went to jail yeah because this is based on a book that the guy wrote and now it's a movie so i'm sure it's a little bit exaggerated but if it's if it's half of what it says it was you could have made a billion dollars on wall street i was in colorado i was in it was a 1987 and i was 25 years old 24 years old right yeah and i had a bunch of friends that had gone down to florida right after high school and they

were working for some guy the guy had yachts and houses and boats and blah blah blah blah and they all went down and like six of them came back like fucking mummified like yeah it was great we made some money you know they were like fucking mummified you know and i don't forget i there was two or three guys i remember what their names were and there was and they were two or three years older than i were okay but they were recruiting people down there and one of the guys they recruited was a mcneil one of the kids i grew up with i was i grew up with his brother they were irish they had 19 fucking brothers he was the one two years younger than me that guy by the time because he just kept recruiting north bergen kids he was telling go get a degree whatever and he was

giving them a million dollars this is no shit yeah like three of them ended up going to jail for stock fraud like ten of them ended up losing their licenses and getting probation and i remember that we had a friend that had a seat in the stock exchange or something like that's something crazy we had like a friend and all that i'm telling you but they kept calling me in colorado going when are you going to come the guy will take you shopping right off the bat you get suits he gives you a car you come down here you work in the sun it was a party but they all went to jail trust me it was very close what did i i minored in economics but i majored in history once i couldn't become a lawyer that was what i was trying to do but it blew my whole cover

because with a felony you can't get a fucking stock license okay because the way they made it seem is that all it is is glorified sales and and know who steals the beginning of the movie is Matthew McConaughey he does a fucking really great job listen being an agent being a lawyer all that shit is glorified sales that's the bottom line people have to get that out of their fucking minds that they're an account executive you're a fucking salesman and they pad themselves with that that's why when you're when you're a salesman you're a fucking animal you have to be a fucking that's what they talked about in the movie right you got to be a fucking animal to be effect like those people that you go work for Lee how you doing you call people and you tell them good

morning no you're not gonna sell nothing people want to be fucked up in the head a little bit they want to be pushed they want to be pushed in the mornings whenever they want to be a little fucking boom so you could sell it that's how you fucking activate their juices if i call you and go hi lease hi i'm selling subscriptions to the LA Times are you interested you're gonna go no you're gonna give me a minute to sell you i'm gonna go okay thank you boom i didn't sell you a salesman a quarry and go hey get you involved the involved what are you reading now i read newsweek well listen for 1695 a year it's usually and then they start talking money when i saw when i saw sports on the phone they came from a stockbroker fucking background okay so the pitch

was to knock you off your chair and then they attack and they keep attacking and every fucking thing you say they go back to the attack bam back to the attack they don't know nothing they don't know whatever you well what's the mileage on the car it's looking it's 289 a month give me a thousand down well what's the wheels per cent of me listen give me a thousand down i'd make a 252 a month they just keep talking money until they fucking bite that's what those guys that's the school of those guys to keep that energy up and to keep that man going up you got a pump jacket yeah so there's if you go see this movie you might have you might have like one of your moments where you start thinking about like the days you don't don't have a chibichu i do not have to go see that movie

i read the reactions of people yeah and i spoke to people who called me back i have a dear friend that's crazy from brooklyn and he called me insulted he says it was borderline pornography he goes they were fucking and sucking welcome to the 80s why do you think i talked the way i do because i talked the way i do no because in the 80s if in the 80s that's shit because you talk to women about now wouldn't fucking work women wanted it more direct women wanted it more direct women didn't want to be finger fucked or let's do this no you got coked yeah here's the deal we're gonna go back when you're in a hotel at the crown royal um a stick fucking coke rocks up your pussy and suck your ass you in sure and it was amazing it was amazing girls would go back

and they'd get naked before you even put a line of coke out well then the first 20 minutes i think he does a line of coke out of a black hoker's asshole it's fucking did you get emotional did i get no no it's fine i i really enjoy it i like scorsese so it's cool to see but just thinking about you watching it you i don't know if you might have to leave the movie theater like it's just i just imagine you in that life no it's it's it's uh i want people to understand where society has gone the 80s were so vogue that politically correct started all this political erection here we go speaking of politically incorrect what's happening my brother hey cocoa what's happening on the line with my fucking brother from uh 50 years ago ray canella

boom boom in the middle what's happening brother not much not much say hello to flying jew he's in here first i thought i was calling pizza hut i was gonna like get a box uh dinner box and uh you know a few wings and uh stuff like that how do you how do you eat your wings ray canella how do you eat your pizza hut number what the hell is this no how do you eat your wings with blue cheese or a fucking wrench oh god no no actually no i don't do the blue cheese or the celery with my wings if if if the public is dying to know uh the answer is no i do not do the blue cheese i'm sorry you're fucking stupid and and and other various you're probably eating hummus and shit too aren't you you're from north bergen i have to i have to keep my girlish figure you know

i fucking hate ray how long we've been friends break it down oh lordy lordy lordy lordy 45 years 65 well my god 40 years 45 years sixth grade i mean we go we go all the way back to north bergen and mckinley school and uh charles quad and hanging out in the projects hanging out in the streets hanging out in the woods uh doing all sorts of things hanging out in my basement we were in a band what was the name of our band in the sixth grade when we had the vetoes oh lord that i don't recall we didn't have a fucking name we just covered betel's help and jackson five songs that's right well you you were a tremendous jackson five fan but then again you know we all liked you know we all liked a lot of different stuff yeah my father

was a musician my father was a drummer and so it wasn't unusual for me to have all the different types of music in the house but i was because of my older brother i was a little bit of a rocker but you had you know you had the whole you know the whole latino thing going when i would come over to your house and the the sailor cruise would be on and the salsa would be on and there'd be good music going on so we had that going on all around us so while i was a bit of a rocker and i was into the Beatles um you were definitely into jackson five you were definitely into things with more of a beat with more of a rhythm to it you guys got me into well i'll tell spending our summers on 38th street park uh your brother and all those older guys would open up their

cars and the two albums i remember like the back of my hand of peter franklin comes alive and uh led zeppelin the song remains the same and then the who who were you i mean the who who i remember when the who came to town in 77 like your brother and all his friends would just play who were you that whole album and uh we were exposed to great music and we were raised when it was you know lee and i were speaking about this the other day we were raised when it was ten dollars to go see yes on the tuesday night oh yeah and we would all go over there and shit i used to go i used to go to the dr pepper shows down on the pier in manhattan uh pier 48 for seven dollars and go see carlo santana and jefferson starship and uh david gilmore and oh my goodness me

all the all the all the great shows but the other thing that i remember about you and i when it came to records was that we also had comedy albums you would bring over the richard prior and i had the best of bill cosby you know russell my brother and and no where in the noah in the ark you know all those great comedy routines from the bill cosby albums you burn over the richard prior and my mother caught you and i listening to richard prior at a point where he was talking about i think oh god i'm trying to remember he was either saying if you wanted to learn how to lick pussy you had to lick stamps or it was something like that was like licking stamps was like licking pussy and and my mother walks in the door while you and i listening

and she's like turn that off what are you listening to i think i wasn't allowed in your house for a while either i don't know i think the record wasn't allowed in my house for a while mom my mom was pretty cool mom mom let all the kids in the house you know what i remember from your house out at my place what i remember specifically from your house mom was very cool mom was very cool i got but really young so to listening to a record like that um took my mom by surprise a little bit i think i remember being at your house and i couldn't wait to go because you would always offer me grape kool-aid with salsa water in it and it was the greatest thing in the fucking world to use club soda instead of water and grape kool-aid you know those these water drinks they're inventing now

with the flavored water yeah rey canella invented that shit yeah 45 fucking years ago right right remember we were part of the ecology club and shit you know i try to explain my grandma's school our grandma's school because it was a different time cuban kids had come and they didn't know english so mckinley school the whole north bergen system would hold them back till they'd be 16 and then they put them in the pilot program and they become a sophomore in high school do you remember like we had so many i remember this is louis aldevar smacking leo gatone one time oh i remember that do you remember when when mr titara hit me and anthony balzano and carmine came and beat up mr titara you were in school with us and they used to call me koko kare moko

with yeah remember that shit yeah no hell yeah hell yeah i remember well north bergen high school was crazy i mean we'd you know you go into the bathroom and everybody's everybody's smoking in the bathroom remember mr lee remember the jun teacher mr lee yes i remember and you'd go he'd come into the bathroom and everybody would be smoking either cigarettes or weed or whatever in the moment mr lee walked into the bathroom you hear all the cigarettes going out in the toilets and he and he would yell if you ain't shitting a piss and get out and we would file out of the bathroom you know billows of smoke coming out of the boys room you know today jesus christ we'd we if that happened today we all would have been arrested thrown into rehab

pitches on the front page in the newspaper you know the whole thing but uh it was a different time wasn't it you know it's crazy i always go home and i always drive by the neighborhood and uh i know that for us that neighborhood is a blessing and at the same time it brings me a lot of pain that neighborhood every time i go through i think of the friends we lost and i think uh how many times you know that remember that phone the police phone at the bottom of your hill in the box how many times we ripped that out and ran like by like by leonetti fuel right there and uh you know i still talk to vita speciale and i still i know michael's online he won't talk to me michael's speciale online because now no he won't talk to me he even told vita he didn't

fucking remember me but he told vita like a smokescreen and i still remember him walking up the corner and me going uh mike what's up and him going fuck you guys my brother died and uh it was all your fucking faults and shit and me trying to hug him and he wouldn't talk to me and that's the last time i basically saw mike you know and uh oh my how wonderful was that that was the day domic died that fucking morning when uh it was a one day you know and these are times that's a terrible day you know i was there no we were all there i mean i wasn't there but uh i think about auntie now i think about i think about the pain unfortunately i was and it it wants me to this day you know what happened that day uh i'll never forget it you know it it it it it um that incident had a

profound effect on me oh it's profound effect on the neighborhood as as the neighborhood the uh basano yeah found effect on me and um that's one of the difficult things about um looking back at the old days is because unfortunately there was a lot of tragedy uh uh you know 15 year olds aren't supposed to die you know at 15 you feel invincible and to lose uh uh uh anthony uh at that age was just i i i my entire world was pulled out all of us because i saw him one minute you know he was at my house i'll never forget he was at my house i had just bought uh pink floyd's animals had come out and uh it was the newest pink floyd album i had just bought it and i went uh you know auntie and i are listening to the album in my basement

and his brother came by to pick him up to drive him home and that was the last i saw of him and um that sort of thing to a 15 year old who has never really been faced with death before uh uh it it it just you know it was devastating and then only a few short years later uh when dominant passed well i blamed myself uh for the longest time i blamed myself and you remember in between anthony and dominick my mother died so for me it adds i still remember my mother dying oh yeah my mother died 79 anthony died in 80 and i don't know what i was doing on that fucking block and i remember Dominick died in 80 in 80 especially all died in 1980 um and that was a terrible terrible terrible terrible tragedy um and the the the the the truth of the matter was that um we had just

arrived at the lake where we were going to go swim it was an excessive excessively hot day it was well into the 90s that day we had literally just arrived and everybody jumped in the lake to cool off and that's when the incident occurred there was not enough we certainly weren't there long enough to consume any sort of heavy amounts of alcohol or weed or anything like that we had literally just arrived and it was so hot out that we wanted to cool off first before doing anything else so um i never really stuck around well not so much i didn't stick around but i never really got to hear if um if drugs played a part in it or alcohol played a part in it if it did i certainly didn't see any of that happening uh again we were simply we literally just arrived

and um decided to jump in the water and i was in the water with him and i turned my back on him for a minute uh just went to the shoe of the lake and he was gone you know so i blamed myself for a very long time because i figured you know if anybody was going to save this guy it was going to be me but over the years um as you get older and you have more life experiences uh you tend to discover that the the reason these things happen is because they happen and that there's really not much that one can do about it you know why do things happen because they happen you know and it's that simple uh i think sometimes people like to search for greater explanations for things but unfortunately sometimes an accident is

simply that an accident uh and it was a very important i mean it was just boy that that sent me into a really bad spot oh my god oh my god i i read you know i i don't think i saw you after that for a while you were very depressed you know that was the nail on the cherry for me you know anthony was one thing my mother was another yeah now three people in three years that a fucking family with you and uh it it yes fucked me up for 15 years and let's talk about the other side of the coin you know my mother used to come home from the bar in union city every night about 3 30 and she'd wake me up ramon and she'd bring me a uh a blt from the four star diner or a cuban sandwich from her nandes or something like that and i wake up and one night when i was a sophomore

in high school i went out and i did a hit of acid and i came home and i went to bed and i uh fell asleep and you know one of those acid trips that you you fall asleep and i heard her come home and at one point i heard a yell from me and i said you know what i don't want to go downstairs and uh an hour later i got up to figure out why she wasn't in bed and she was on the kitchen floor dead and for years i had to beat myself about whether or not i should have came down when she called but i'm in the same boat as you when god comes knocking even if i would have gone down there what would i want she was having a heart attack whatever i didn't know this but for years not really years i i gotta be honest with you took me by the year to figure out that uh when the man

comes knocking the man comes knocking there's nothing i could have done but i lived with that for a while you know i lived with the fact that if i would have came down because i would have saved her life so i'm telling you uh looking back at that neighborhood i love it with all my heart because i gotta tell you it's who the fuck i am today it's oh my god you know that basketball court was where i learned hard work that 38 street basketball court was where i learned how to fucking work in the sun running up and down that fucking hill how high was that hill behind black mollo's house with the number black mollo's lady hunger boom the woman has some steep shit well we have some steep hills in north bergen but you know your mom your mom was a hell of a

oh please you're real cuban shit we would both be under my taste for for cuban food you know through through hanging out with you hanging out with your mom going up on bergen lane a avenue but do you remember okay now i'm gonna answer here here's one i don't know if you're gonna remember this do you remember you and i were little little little we were playing baseball in your yard and i was pitching and you were batting and i pitched you the ball and you hit the ball and you drilled me right in the goddamn head with the ball do you remember no you beamed me in the head with the ball and my glasses kind of cut my cheek a little bit you beat me in the face it was an accident you bring me in the face with the ball and uh it was a good hit and uh and your mom

came out and she grabbed me and she brought me inside and she wiped my face and she cleaned my card and she gave me kiss on the head and uh it was she said do you want and and you know so you're translating the whole time and uh and i had she gave me soup it made me feel better and so your mom was so sweet yeah that was a long fucking time do you remember do you remember me we had a lot of accidents in that yard we had a lot i took lee i took lee and showed him that yard i took you purposely that yard we turned that into a little league field that was a swimming pool that was a basketball court at one time uh you know how many times did we go in that attic and listen to Led Zeppelin's smoke pot you know that's that's what we learned oh yeah well that

wrecked it out so much you can hear the other side oh my god were you with me and i tried to fuck uh fake cartonelli's mother yeah that was her name fake cartonelli we were at the park we i was like 14 i was all fucked up on fucking reefer and pill no we were doing tht crystal that was our tht you know i still talk to carlos perez i still see carlos i'll tell you yeah when i go to miami i see carlos and i gotta tell you something right i don't see sabatino he stayed in florida huh yeah carlos stayed in florida but i gotta tell you something about me and carlos when we look at each other i'm happy you called today right because uh nobody ever from down there called and i think it's because a little bit of the pain we all live with a little bit of that pain uh of

what happened when we were kids on it because we were very close raymond we were fucking close as kids it's hard it's hard to look back sometimes on that time because there was it was a little it was a little tough it was tough for young people to be faced with death like that you know and and and for young people to die young people aren't supposed to die and i think that that's the thing that that you know knocked us all for a loop is that you know it's unnatural for a parent to bury their child that is not the way things go uh the natural progression of things is that we eventually care for our parents and and we see them through to the end you know they've taken care of us and now we see them through to the end and so losing anthony and losing dominic you know just

flies in the face of that uh uh uh that's not supposed to happen and then you losing your mom on top of it that's um that's an awful lot for 15 year olds to take well i'll tell you what you know in a short period of time let me explain something i thought it was anyway it i i i i was very very messed up after dominic stuff you said something very messed up give it give it we ever bump into a friend now or and they introduce you to your their kid and their kid's 14 15 in the conversation he said how old is your son he goes on 14 and a half and you look at this 14 and a half kid and you figure to yourself does this kid know what i was going through the 14 and a half could he handle it today that's why that's when i learned about myself when i saw people's kids when i saw

14 or 15 year old kid and i look at him and go could he handle what happened to us at 15 emotionally today he would crumble yeah like it made me become a man like i became a man overnight like there was no michael jackson always said i was never a child well bitch let me tell you something when my mother died i went from being a fucking kid a kid that played baseball and a kid that had a mini bike and a kid that had that that fucking you know just played two hand touch to just getting thrown into the sea of it was a complete different ocean and after facing the two deaths that the death my mom was one thing once dominic fucking that happened to him i lost faith it broke me as a human being and you're supposed to be broken at one point but not a fucking you know that's an interesting

point i was broken you say that that it broke your faith because i i would agree um i i i would agree i think the exact same thing definitely definitely happened to me i yeah i i agree i totally agree it destroyed me it destroyed me for uh i say 15 fucking wasn't there no it wasn't no it wasn't but you know what life isn't fair and you get up and you fucking take your cock out and you salute the flag and you uh i think that the other half of it now here's where the other wizard gets interesting the other half of it is where we grew i mean i still remember robin fucking i still remember walking back from the metal lands after we went to see ted new jen mahogany rush poke all an arrow smith do you remember that do you remember do you remember being able to hear

ted new jen from the basketball court when you were a kid from the metal lands do you fucking remember that brother do you remember that right um well the stadium wasn't very far away the stadium wasn't very far away there was less construction uh uh around at the time and i i think i think when it when a big band was playing in the stadium you you could you could probably hear something here and here depending on on the night but uh my mother used to have a heart attack i used to walk used to walk out to route three used to ride our bikes out to the stadium to go see the giant games and i'm i'm not you know i'd come home on a sunday afternoon you know sunday night i'd come home my mother said where were you i was out at giant stadium i saw the game she says how'd you get there

i rode my bike you rode your bike on route three what the hell's wrong with you i'm screaming at i'm even being on a motorcycle with frankie bowz and ready for this one i remember telling frank you had to go to the track one night he goes come on i'll give you a ride in the dark with a head he put alona mertens on the handlebars how about that name from a blast from the past alona mertens the blonde that lived on charles quote the german girl that was fucking banging she let me make out with her like in the ninth grade i made out with her in the fucking apartment i dry him for the debt she would show me a pussy i still look for her on facebook that little german chick was banging remember she had a

little sister that was hot she had a mother that was fucking hot but she used to date a girl a kid named eddie lemenka do you remember eddie lemenka oh yes he's in miami too i remember the names very well i remember the names and i still talk to mario arias i still talk to him pretty much when i go to vegas i see mario we talk on the phone from time to time i spoke to levito about a year ago and you ready for this one raymond now how old is levito levito is like 60 something he was the last one to retire and you ready for this one raymond i took i took mr barone to the premier grudge match oh did you really yes i did yes how's he doing he's uh you know he's 60 he's still a boston red socks fan he's still wackadoop but uh you know when i got left back

over new yorker rees's pussy in the seventh grade and uh he took care of me man and we became friends and he taught me how to play basketball and from time to time i spoke to him and i'm friends with his wife and i just wanted to show my appreciation so i took him to the fucking premier and uh we laughed and we giggled and we had a great time so you know he was one of the few teachers that took an interest in us outside of school he took me he took me to a yankee game i went to a yankee game with mr barone you know uh he was i you know i you know and perhaps you recall better than i but i think that he was really probably the only the only teacher in that school that really seemed to genuinely be interested in the kids outside of academics or coaching you know

and i gotta tell you something he's part of the core good guy he's part of the reason i became a comedian because he's funny as fuck that dude was oh yeah funny as fuck and you know i always think of those kids charlie gizzy and ritchie colombo and david bishop this shit there's not a day that goes by what about dean what about dean leprecht i listen dean torchard barone i uh barone couldn't make barone couldn't figure dean out for nothing about christmas eve i get very down every christmas eve for about an hour i don't know what it is lee i miss my mother you know i miss my friends i want to be in jersey for about an hour every christmas eve and this christmas eve i said you know what honey i gotta go for a ride i was feeling shitty i went in the car i put on aziz boneyard

and i was looking for a weed store because all the weed stores were closed and there was a weed store that was open on burbank so when i went over there guess who called me dean leprecht and we talked for 45 minutes and that's when i realized ramon that it was me you and dean and john bender we were the originals we were really the originals down there yeah john bender what a nice family the bender family most of the balzano family they took me in the both two families that took me in and then years later your brother became your brother became a cop how many fucking times your brother get me out of fucking beeps growing up how many fucking times if it wasn't for guys like your brother those guys i would have been fucking dead right now ramon i came from that neighborhood

that neighborhood fucking raised me you don't understand that were neighborhood raised me oh yes oh no no no they reached and let me tell you something what what what what the balzanos and the benders and i have such just nothing but fond memories what what nice family people people who were i mean i mean everybody yes a lot of kids hung out at my place you know we hung out at my house we played music we did stupid shit but everyone hung out with the balzanos everybody hung out with the benders um i i just just nice nice family oriented generous folks i know and i'm sure you you know that you of all people know that firsthand i that's why i learned uh the gift of friendship i learned a lot of things from those fucking people man uh ray what did you end up going

to do i see bender on on facebook i see he has a family and yeah and and and all that and it doesn't surprise me very family oriented folks i still have to figure out an apology for john bender i really do i owe him a huge apology but i i'm still tight with bobby bender when i go back i get breakfast with bobby and we talk and we talk about the father how uh ray what did you end up doing him in ages i saw john at the last reunion high school reunion yeah that's what he was saying they all saw you at the reunion i saw john lisa mesina i saw i saw john at the last high school reunion and and uh and he looked great and um and yeah i have nothing but just wonderful wonderful but of their parents as well you know what i mean that's that's how close

and how open they were because i remember their folks too you know being nice to us kids i'm a mr bender me that that that that was the more positive part of growing up in that neighborhood was having people who um who are good family folks mr bender and i dragged one of d lorenzo's one of dennis d lorenzo's friends who was overdosing on harrowing from his basement one night oh lord mr bender looked at the guy and he goes listen your friends on harrowing he ain't gonna die here koko grabbing on withdrawing this cocksucker in the street until his day i still remember looking at mr bender going i ain't touching this fuck and then gonna grab some fucking balls grab that fucking kid put the sandwich down and he dragged the guy out he went right back and got a

sandwich and ate it like it was the fuck that cocksucker right you ended up working at the sci-fi network for a long time did you not after that for how long yeah so it's really weird that we both came from a fucked up neighborhood and we ended up in entertainment yeah it's very very very interesting to me that well you know it's funny because i think looking back if you if you grabbed a dean or john bender or lisa mesina tanya if you grabbed any of those people today and told them koko grew up to be a stand-up comic and ray cannella grew up to be uh uh you know making science fiction and horror movies no one would be surprised absolutely nobody i don't think anyone would be surprised that that's where you and i ended up uh because it was all there in the

very beginning you know it was it was with our questionnaire in the very beginning i wasn't terribly i wasn't athletic as you guys were i didn't play basketball i didn't play too much baseball i didn't play any football i sat in a movie theater and watched monster movies now i had my mother make me go to the go to the my mother used to take me to the movies when i was a little kid constantly so i wasn't terribly athletic but um the trajectory that you and i took um i don't really find that all that surprising really i do i do i really do i can't believe that we uh you know ramon i can't believe that at 50 we're on the fucking phone right now with each other so in this life like what are you doing now ramon but you should feel a sense of validation

now shouldn't you i mean i feel a sense of validation i mean when you were a very young kid you were hysterical you were an entertainer at a very young age you know so i'm i'm i'm i'm a little surprised to hear that you're surprised because i think that i think that being an entertainer is in your dna not everybody can do this uh life is you know uh comedy is hard life is easy kind of thing so um i think uh i think you landed exactly where you were supposed to be i think it's a sense of validation like i said because i turned my hobby into a career so i do feel a sense of you know uh uh uh uh uh a sense of validation in that what i pursued i was able to make a career out of lee you got any questions for rayman

well uh hey ray and joey's told me a bunch about you for a few weeks and uh i i worked in tv for not as long and no not on the executive side but i find it interesting because i've been telling people for a while that that eventually there's going to be a change with tv and i think it's pretty great that you you've gone to youtube now and i it's probably you're probably making less than half of what you were making but in five years you're going to have i like what do you think's going to happen in five years when you're going to have you're going to be making ten times that and everyone who stayed at the tv networks are going to be flipping burgers and and like where do you think that's good like but it's going i love it

it's going it's going that way yeah like you can't you can't it's just even with the comedy specials i don't i don't know where how the advertising works with what you're doing but for the money they're paying you and the restrictions they put on you it's just not worth it anymore especially when so many people aren't watching regular tv on their tv so just like what went into the very you know what you're really on top no he's on target really really ever since that revo box came out well the roku shit came out now and i've been watching me i see my wife entertained on netflix and i see her watching hulu plus and i see her going back to hulu plus and get me another code and how much she enjoys it i'm seeing this that this is and then you watch tv

you pay i don't know how much money you pay for premium fucking cable and you so many nights do you sit there you either watching an old movie you saw 80s two fucking times yeah or a sporting event you're going why am i paying so so what went into that thought process for you because i just went through the same thing i left the tv and i'm trying to do this full time and there's there's people who think i'm crazy and my parents my parents every day ask me to go get another job because they're worried about the college loans but what what like what explain what how like how you're doing it because a lot of people are asking me like how do you go follow your dreams and it must have been even more i can't imagine how like how much thought you had to put into it at your age

when i'm sure you have a family and a lot more bills than i have well it takes you know first of all it's a that's a great question because it was i would say my last three years three or four years with sci-fi channel i was uncomfortable i was uncomfortable because i have two teenage daughters and i was watching just three years ago three maybe four years ago i was watching my teenage daughters obliterate the way you and i use television completely completely obliterated they have broken all of the standardized rules all of the standardized theories of what we thought the passive act of watching television was these kids have obliterated it they have started new trends such as binge viewing oh yeah you've heard of binge viewing i did i did it last week

yeah the best TV show i've seen in the last generation is also what i like to call screen agnostic they do not care what device they watch their content on nope they are not tied to the television the way that koko and i were as kids they can easily watch content on a tablet they can easily watch content on their phone and they're also enjoying user-generated content it doesn't have to be a major studio release to get a lot of attention now my kid might my oldest spends hours in front of the computer with her friends watching people punch each other in the balls yeah okay so what does that tell you you know it tells you that human nature is always going to lead the way so while i was at sci-fi channel those last three years here i am the only you

know 48 year old with a gaming system with an xbox i'm trying to explain to the other guys you've got to get online you got to get the you got to get the xbox you got to jump in this is a set-top box this is a game changer it's changing everything and you know they kind of looked at me like you know make another dopey monster movie so which was what i was doing over at sci-fi i was i was having too much fun making stupid monster movies but over the like i said over the course of the last three years there was an enormous enormous shift going on and this just isn't my observation uh let's ask the people over at borders books how's it going borders books is out of business yeah the post office is suffering but the post office is nearly out of business

they're almost back the horses that's and i think that that's a prime example of the digital disruption that's going on well you know it is the best tv show i've seen in probably 10 years to have you seen house of cards on netflix it's on show i've started watching it yeah yeah show time roe there might have been a mini series but it's it's kevin spacey and it knocks everything out of the water and he's i was watching it with my pen i was watching it with my mom and she said why is kevin spacey executive producer i said because he probably made no money with our netflix but he he has so much more creative control it got nominated for emmy's like and and i don't want people to think it's just because they're sponsors but we we we work we work with hulu plus for a few

months and they have a bunch of original programming and it's on par or better than anything on tv right now and it's where things are going because like you said i've it was a joke for me because i had a tv in my living room but i'd be on my bed with my laptop watching youtube videos it's just it's where it's going and have you seen the new xbox the xbox one where you plug it in and it can be your dvr but you have skype baby you have skype coming in you can you can record you playing video games there's there's no more like i mean i like the show big bang theory like the that show makes millions of dollars and 20 million people watch it a week but once that's gone once these once this round of sitcoms are gone i don't like i think there's maybe five years left well i'll tell

you what i'll i'll i'll tell you this much and this is simply my opinion in my in my perspective on on the landscape of television um right now the cablers the cablers and the broadcasters are throwing a lot of money at the problem the problem being that their audience is shrinking okay and the audience isn't shrinking because of lousy content i think television right now happens to be quite excellent i think that there's a lot of superb television on right now uh uh uh very high quality stuff because the cablers and the broadcasters are throwing so much money out the problem however at this stage of the game the genies out of the bottle their business can only shrink at this point uh uh the the next generation growing up cannot afford cable television

they don't want cable television no they want their entertainment the way that they've been brought up they want their entertainment a la carte yeah and i think that all of when i got out of when i got out of cable when i left sci-fi channel um i was determined to be in the digital ecosystem and that's what koko and i were talking about yesterday prior to this phone call if you are not on the internet if you're in the entertainment business and you're and you don't have a very strong presence on the internet the ship is sailing away oh yeah you're missing the both and i think there is there definitely is a lot of good TV right now the cablers and the broadcast is living this bubble because i go and i talk to people from i still talk to a few people at

sci-fi channel and people say to me things like oh i'm just holding on until i can retire you know we know the ratings are shrinking we know the advertiser dollars are leaving i'm just holding on till i can retire and i say fuck that i don't want to hold on till i retire i want to be relevant for the next 20 years yeah and this is how screen box uh uh began uh i was uh fortunate enough to be contacted by the founders of screen box when they found out that i left sci-fi they were looking for a programmer and uh you know i i i said yes of course i mean to have a second opportunity to work in a genre that uh means so much to me science fiction and horror it's i'm a fan you know i mean yes i could get paid i get paid to do this stuff but i'm i'm i'm i'm still that six seven-year-old

kid in the theater watching monster movies i haven't changed that much oh no and that's you know some people some people want to fly to the moon some people want to cure cancer i wanted to make zombie movies now you could say that maybe i didn't aim terribly high but i'm doing it no and and that's when you can tell when it's good and you said it's something interesting you said there there is a lot of good tv out there and i think that's because yeah you have to have it i'm not just working there is good tv but the the problem is there's so much garbage there's a tv show i saw a clip of where it was karaoke but the woman in the middle in the middle of singing had to stick her hand in and touch snakes there's so much garbage right now that when you turn on the tv when you turn on the

tv it's hard to it's hard to see it through the shit so the good thing about screen box is if like let's say i like horror my girlfriend loves horror so i'll show her screen box and she'll go and she won't see a bunch of shitty horror movies or tv shows she'll be she'll see your whole lineup and if it's all good she'll keep coming back so we'll be also the other the other thing about screen boxes that it's your choice yeah at your leisure wherever you can get a signal if your phone gets youtube you can get my channel if your tablet gets youtube you can get my channel you know one of the things that i learned at my years at sci-fi because sci-fi channel and these big big big big all of these big cable networks spend millions of dollars on research research and focus groups

and it's wise of them to do so and it's and it's part of the process and what we discovered through these focus groups and through the research is that the average household only watches between nine and 14 channels yeah now you know for you guys on the phone and for everybody else listening you know take a piece of paper write down on that piece of paper the television shows you watch and the networks there on and you're going to discover that you only watch between nine and 14 channels if that the rest of it you are not paying for you're not watching it you're paying for it but you're not watching it so cable you know to spend 200 bucks a month 300 bucks a month if you have multiple sets and you have HBO show time you got bit of it bit of book you're not

watching the majority of it now when you go food shopping and you spend 200 bucks on groceries do you let three fourths of it sit on the table to rock yeah okay now but that's what you're doing with cable so the next generation gets that the next generation sees that you know i was on the radio with a couple of guys just the other day and they were complaining that netflix went up to eight bucks a month you know so the next generation is is is not only obliterating the business model but the pricing the market the what the market the market can only charge you know they can only charge what the market will bear and the next generation is giving them the finger and saying no and you know what's crazy i'm not going to pay that you know what's crazy about that i don't know

anybody like everyone almost everyone has netflix but i don't even know anyone anymore who still has the dvds delivered it's all streaming like even having the dvd even having the dvds delivered no one does because they raise the prices in the media's tangible media is done you know it's all files now and again this is the way that the next generation is being brought up this is what they're being acclimated to yeah and so it was funny because i got put in a position you know i was part of the team that launched sci-fi channel 20 years ago i was i was hired before i was on the air so i was one of the original programmers and launching that channel and then being a part of screen box and launching that channel the the theories of the the theories and the thought

processes of launching a channel remain the same it's the infrastructure that's completely different now so can you explain to people what a programmer is for people who aren't in tv well you know i mean basically what i do is um i try to as a programmer you try to give the channel its voice you try to give the channel its attitude you try to give the channel its personality and you do that through the programming through the shows that you select that you want to present on your channel and at what times you want to present them and the nice thing about the digital ecosystem is that i i'm i'm free i am free of the shackles of broadcasting cable in that my material is unedited uncut no interruptions no commercials no pop-ups nothing

you're paying a fee and you're watching a movie there's no promos in between you can stop the movie when you want you could start the movie again it's completely liberating as opposed to cable now i work in horror and science fiction okay so as a storyteller because i was also a producer of movies at sci-fi as a storyteller all right you're trying to tell a horror story horror relies on moments of tension moments of dread moments of suspense okay so you're building up these moments in the viewer and then the screen goes blank and it's a goddamn burger in commercial yeah and everyone has their hamburgers and they're dancing around and they're happy and it bounces you out of the movie it bounces you out of the horror and as a programmer for sci-fi channel

and as a fan of these movies it break my heart yeah you know because but because the movie goes to commercial at a critical point and it destroys the narrative and thankfully i'm free of that now raman do you remember taking the movies can go up and and people can enjoy them the way that they're intended to be enjoyed horror cannot be interrupted i can't watch american horror story with the frigging commercials i struggle with walking dead even on the dvr if i gotta pick up the remote and fast forward through the commercials it's disruptive to me yeah no exactly raman do you remember taking the bus to jersey city getting high and going to see like dawn of the dead no yeah yeah i mean richard fry and live on the sunset strip dude we used to go to the state theater down in jersey

city down in journal square and go see songwame it's the same and then stop at white castles later on for the munchies you know i would drove a bobby bender down bergen line avenue and i we pulled up in front of the union the union city cinema and i thought of all the fucking films i watched there from the longest yard to tommy the one on bergen yeah i think you and i went to tommy the longest yard and to the dragon all the bruce lee movies let me tell you exorcist i saw there there were times when i think that the staff of that theater could have shut down and gone home for the day if i didn't show up with me and my body's you know like me and a couple of guys because we'd be the only people in the theater you know and and and and then the movie's done

and we leave and everyone stand they're trying to go home these poor folks got three little three white assholes sitting in the theater laughing their brains out when we could have gone home for the day i practically lived in that theater i grew up in that i can't even i look at movies now like life i saw that the french connection i saw because my mom had that bar there from 61 so you know from the time i could remember she gave me a couple of dollars and you walk to the cinema the new moon chinese restaurant pastore music i remember being in front of pastore music and seeing greg wallman walk out with share are you fucking kidding me in union city fucking new jersey my head almost fucking blew up uh right i love you ray for calling today it made me happy and sad

at the same time you brought back great memories and just to know that was still here well that carrying the fucking porch at 383 that was kind of our childhood you know i mean it was there were good times and and and there was tragedy too you know it was uh it wasn't uh it but you know what i mean looking back at it is it you can't you can't not look back and think about the harsh things that occurred but uh uh uh there's a lot to there's a lot to be uh happy about as well i mean we we were for a little while anyway we were happy kids and i think that we've come out the other end okay you remember you remember i don't know about you but i'm all screwed up do you remember when call my boss out on handcuff mr clements and beat him up i'm giving that terrorist and he kept

yelling police brutality so he went from door to door telling people i didn't see that i saw it live signed a petition and you know till this day michael clements won't friend me on facebook because of uh i wasn't i didn't cover for his dad that day i saw a calm mind through a couple beatings down there that were mind-blowing when you're a child did i now did i hear correctly or did did uh uh uh mr basano passed no mr basano is alive and kicking i went out the dinner with him about a month and a half ago and it was uh me him and me him and pete went out the day why did i think he passed that listen bro that's the way them there's certain people in this life that are gonna die and there's certain people in life that aren't gonna die they're gonna die

they're gonna be the last man standing and i have a feeling calm lines gonna be one of those people bro you know uh yeah yeah it's uh why did i think that my goodness me how wonderful thought he was just i mean the whole family was just great we'll go swimming and hang out and um the house was always open uh just the my brother and i both what about we were across the street and fucking the feds were over there because they were looking for the gun that pattyhurst used in the fucking picture you see it remember that shit these months you know ray i'm happy you fucking call speaking speaking of that crazy shit i'm watching the iceman right now oh that's right we were talking about that last night on the phone tell them how we grew up with prong you had the pleasure of

meeting the iceman me i never saw that motherfucker but i knew who mr prong was yeah you know it's a little eerie um that this is all coming to light but koko and i for for you folks out there listening we we knew um mr softy mr softy was a hitman uh for the i well he was kind of a a freelance contract that he worked for different crime families he worked for the gambinos and uh and a few others and um we knew him you know because of his kids they lived in charles court so we knew little johnny prong gay and we knew you know we knew the family but the father was well a sociopath uh uh now kiklinsky the iceman i met uh um i met richard kiklinsky and one of his daughters um my father had a retail store on kennedy boulevard uptown in north bergen and

you know putting two and two together i now realize that probably a decent amount of the goods that he sold in the retail store were were fenced so you know they kind of fell off the truck and uh that was cooked that was kiklinsky so one day um i'm uh i'm at the store with my father and this enormous man comes through the door long long winter coat big guy fur collar big guy and uh a girl a little girl and they you know they shook hands i was introduced the guy's hand was like a a catcher's mitt huge huge man i'll never forget and they gave me like 10 bucks and told me and his daughter to go upstairs to the bowling alley and get a coke and so that's what we did we went upstairs and we got a coke and we sat and we talked while my father did business

with richard kiklinsky but um really vague kiklinsky left bodies all over our neighborhood at the york motel across the street from mcginnis right koko he cut that body in hand we used to go over and get potato chips we were kids from the fucking hotel lobby the york motel which was only about 200 yards from my house uh was where one of kiklinsky's victims was found uh he left boy uh um the the diner on route 46 um he stuffed a guy in a barrel and left the barrel uh next to a dumpster on route 46 and the barrel stayed there for like weeks they think that he killed steve benaventos father too they think he killed steve benaventos father the gangster from west new york they say that he killed steve benaventos father it's it's highly likely it's highly highly highly likely

but um yeah that was my one brush with uh something that i i i you know and it's funny too because i never forgot the man because he was so enormous but uh he died in jail kiklinsky and um and so i'm in the middle of watching the movie now and it's just interesting because you know john prongay's dad drove a mr bookie truck and his method of execution was cyanide so when you think about it here's a guy handling cyanide and selling ice cream to kids at the same time it was uh you know that's pretty spooky let me tell you something we grew up in an area that uh i took lee there and we shot the prongay's house and we shot uh sabatino's house and like i said i grew up in an area that made me and also broke me it broke me and made me

it broke me as a kid and uh but uh let me tell you something i'm happy that you called and i want you to do it again we got to get the fuck out of here this was the most interesting call we've had in a long goddamn time uh we went from death to happiness to tv to the death of television to why you should fuck the mafia to mafia to why you should subscribe to hulu plus for 799 a month raymond i will give you a call later on and we will have you back on here again what's the name of your youtube channel screen box screen box thank you so much co-company you know thank you so much for everything it's just great to talk to you you know what i would love to do if we could get dean lepreet or john bender the three of us on the phone together that would just be great i would

really really enjoy that let me talk to dean he's shy anybody listening out there the channel is called screen box and i want you to go on youtube okay and do a search for screen box look for me i use a stage name my stage name is razella uh it's a nickname i developed while i was at sci-fi channel it was a nickname that i kind of that kind of got stuck on to me while i was at sci-fi and i'm the host of the channel as well so i want everybody out there to go to youtube search for screen box the first two weeks are free it's a 299 per month subscription okay so it's 299 a month that ain't gonna break your back they're gonna break the bank like cable does and the first two weeks are free and you go there and watch to your eyes bleed

scream as much as you want so right what what's a good movie or show or one of the videos to watch to like what's your favorite one or what's one people should watch to see if they're gonna like it i have two favorites actually i've two favorites that i really enjoy on the channel one is called dead and breakfast and it's a zombie musical actually uh i i made it available we made it available for free over the thanks over the christmas holiday uh because we wanted to position it as sort of like the sound of music only with a lot more blood you know uh you look you get burnt out on all the holiday stuff but uh a dead and breakfast which is a wonderful zombie musical it's a great movie and the second one i really enjoy and there's a film that you

should all check out it's called god of vampires and it's a it's a it's a it's a it's not a twist but it just puts a spotlight on the chinese version of the vampire what's known as the cheng shi uh they are blind corpse vampires zombie vampires so they're actually flesh eaters as well and that's one of the things that you're going to find at screenbox is that the united states is not the beginning middle and end of horror films that there's horror films from around the world and that's the type of material that we want to present on screenbox is international horror as well as us domestic so check out those two movies god of vampires and dead and breakfast and do you have i just because it's so new do you have like us we do the show

every monday and wednesday the screen box have every monday or once a month you put a new thing on there or does it come as it comes or how does that work well uh we present a new film we unlock a new film every week okay on the channel so so when you come to the channel and you click on there there's going to every week there's going to be a brand new film besides the 200 other movies that are there on the channel every week is going to be something new also as the host i do movie reviews i go to the theater and i do reviews of big theatricals i also travel around the state uh to horror conventions and i shoot little packages and i i just uploaded a package from a horror convention in atlantic city called bizarre ac i went down there for a day

and hung out with my people uh the great unwashed as i like to call them uh uh and so i'm out and around creating original content for the channel as well so you can watch movies or you can watch me being an idiot so that's crazy for three bucks a month you get at least minimum four movies you're let you're less expensive than red box that's pretty that's pretty crazy if you're not if you're it's less than fifty bucks a year it's it's entertainment a la carte which is what the public has wanted for decades the public has wanted entity they don't want the public does not want all of these cable channels that they're not watching if the public had the choice they would prefer to choose what channels they want to watch as opposed to just having to accept

everything so it's entertainment a la carte horror movies the way you're supposed to watch them well that's awesome anyone anyone watching should put in the comments that you heard him on on here just so he knows and that's crazy i'm gonna show my girlfriend this weekend she loves she loves horror so you probably just made my weekend a whole bunch of horror that there's an end there's a lot i just returned from a film market in Santa Monica uh back in november and uh closed a few deals so there are more movies coming there's always the fun part about joining screen box right now is that you're going to get an opportunity to watch us grow and it's the early days that are sometimes the most fun because we will experiment a little more

you know when you're fresh out of the gate uh that's where that's where a lot of the fun is so you know join if you join screen box now we're only going to get bigger and and you get to watch that and you get to come along for the ride i love you buddy stay black that's my story and i'm sticking to it because you got no reason to lie cocksucker i love you have a great weekend i love you brother thank you that was a fun podcast hey let's do this again all right anytime brother just let me know when you want to call i take care dude thank you so much for the great questions on screen box no problem thank you all right brother all right be well you too what do you think of that Lee that was your favorite it's uh he's a good dude yeah it's good

it's crazy because i know there's so many people especially in tv who are his age and refuse to do anything different nothing nothing so it's uh i can't because i was thinking oh maybe they have the movies on there and once every few months they had a new one and if they're adding four movies a month for three bucks i mean that's that's your next venture lee well he was talking i was thinking this is your next thing you like all this shit i was very surprised how you act at the grudge match premiere you like film i mean i love movies yeah you like film yeah you gotta get together lee you're slipping you know what i'm saying this is the shit doll 99 a month leaves favorites you get porno on there a couple people getting killed some horror yeah the the issue is the licensing for

what they have but i mean that's that's uh i i didn't even know youtube had stuff like that i didn't i heard about it yeah subscription services and they got original program let's give some shoutouts real quick go for slay goth you bad motherfucker pamela i love you sheila and boston training motherfuckers up there superhuman dg zachery holstein kevin moonyos mr spacely get well cocksucker stop eating those vicarians westport 115 daniel hodson and constantine you bad motherfucker over there letting bitches know what's crack the lacking uh you know you my guys might think this we set this up we didn't set this up this way who loo plus bitches 799 a fucking month how many times i gotta tell you it's two weeks for free boom i'm the fucking cuff until you decide

if it's even worth it and after the conversation today you should be running the fucking who loo plus what are you pressing the box joey joey so go to joey dears dot net look at the tour schedule and at the same fucking time bam right in the box and when you're out of it we talked about it yesterday that's what got me going last night to be honest with you was that fucking uh nature tag oh i'm out of nature box the last thing i ate was that fucking acai uh granola that's delicious yeah try that shit we'll get our nature box next fucking go to honet dot com i'm telling you right now i'm 50 years old last night my endurance is growing it's i'm still a fat fuck but i'm out there and that's the most important thing all right you're out there that's it you're

you got to get out there number three nature's box i'm more fucking impressed with this than ever before 50 off it's nutritionless approved like lee said it's better than bringing fucking kick cats or to be going back and forth to the fucking uh thing to eat fucking chocolate or potato chips get the cocoa almonds get the fucking pumpkin seeds with the salt go to joey dears dot net go to the box 50 off what are they pressing joey who who's better than you lee cock no pretty soon your own show they'll be going and saying who do you press lee syat or the flying fucking jew that's what i'm talking about you're looking handsome today with that straight with stripes you bad motherfucker you and finally last but not least buffalo new york listen i'm coming in like a

fucking big black kahuna so get your shit together let's warm up bring reefer bring that powder down from fucking canada i don't give a fuck just get there cocksucker bring the dog sled that's who you people are known for the week after i'm at the melrose improv my main man lee syat's gonna be done and giving out autographs and slinging dick as usual and fucking the house of comedy up there in the mall of america the 24th to the 26th we got live podcasts and the 30th we're not fucking stopping this month i'm shooting marin this month oh shit yeah we ain't fucking around this monthly we're building the fucking podcast castle our own fucking we're setting our marker and forcing that's it it's time i love it second fucking tie it and you're gonna open up your own

fucking video page to cocksucker gonna do it make me go over there and burn you with this e-cigarette i'm in the mood tonight and everyone please go check out flying jew radio we did a great one yesterday with augustino that's new we pull it up every week um and then also next week they're doing uh jill himitsu is doing an inspired disorder 24 hour podcast and i talked to her last night i'm gonna do i don't know how long i'm gonna be on there but i'm auctioning off to support yug nasty uh either a call in to flying jew radio could talk about whatever you want and i'm also gonna do because i always get calls how do i start a podcast how if you want call in we're supporting yug nasty i'm not taking any of the money i'm gonna donate the highest bidder

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to get it back in the house can they wear it on their face like muskets all over you can't imagine losing a house let's hope but anyways it's next tuesday and wednesday i think just go to jill himetsu's page and we're doing this we're doing this we got to help out yug nasty he's part of the fucking network every three weeks uh what good is being part of something if we don't all fucking chip in like i said i don't know how many fucking downloads we get a month i don't know how to break it up with a wall for chipping a dollar to yug nasty this will all make it fucking better listen man this is the first week of the year i hope you guys are focused and ready for what's coming up god knows what's gonna happen we just want to be healthy and fucking strong this year

lee's making some fucking leaves and bounds i saw him yesterday doing jumping jack with fucking with spats on this shit what's going on talk sucker with you nothing just i was really yesterday with flying jew radio because it takes a while like you remember when we get in a rhythm but we got a few great calls yesterday and we were talking about uh just just stuff that's going on and just i want to i want to i always get revved up in the mornings with this i want to call ray cannellan's to do a podcast with him or i don't know what but it's uh that's it's that that whole conversation really at least i know someone's working on it so that new fucking year bro that's the whole new set of rules brother yeah and uh you gotta grow and you gotta roll with the punches

as much as you don't like it sometimes and that's what's going on with television yeah we've seen it with the show we've seen it with the podcast you know this is a show we didn't this is just us being ourselves and we have an internet presence so uh this is where it's going and i enjoy doing it i enjoy being free league you know i went to a meeting monday that was horrific yeah i can't yesterday yesterday that in hollywood that was just horrific on their thoughts of podcasting in the future and i sit there and you know leon the way up laurel kane i got sick i called you and i said i didn't feel good you know what makes us a fucking an authority that we're doing it on the way up i was like you know what whenever i leave these things i always feel like a fucking asshole

because i always look down at the people in a way like who the fuck are they to judge us or to say that they want to do a podcast and make me a these people will offer me like a a section on the podcast but they wanted me to keep it a little cleaner and i left there and they're turning something simple like television everybody always wants to turn something simple into something so fucking hard you know what leigh i don't have a format for this show no do i am i interested in having one if we play a song one day and if we don't play a song the next way if we have a call one day if we don't we're giving you entertainment or what we consider something that's worthwhile for you to listen to i see what's on tv i said the fucking talk shows

it's a bunch of people talking about promoting fucking a movie i don't give a fuck about that shit i want to know what makes you fucking tick yeah and that's why we've been successful we get on here i don't write fucking jokes as we're talking to them if they come out they come out if not fuck it that's what happens you know what i'm saying we're getting high we're having a good time and we're just being us and that's what people want to see most people i want to see that and i've been yearning for that for years i've been yearning for that for years it's like when you look at people magazine you see george cloney yucking it up with fucking brad pitt that's not really they're on a movie set the people with cameras there you know i'm saying what happens in

real life yeah that's what we've given you i don't fucking policy stories up i just come up with fucking names and who our sponsors are and the dates there's no fucking material here what the fuck this just goes as it goes and uh that's why successful and that's why we have the fucking people we have and that's why uh who the fuck knows leah i can't i gotta stop smoking dope i love you guys either i see you in buffalo this week or i'll see you in fucking uh melrose the week after or i'll see you in pat and uh minneapolis mb girl mb leaf i see you sexy motherfucker beside that stay black have a great day and uh tell joel ostin whatever now that the show's over don't forget to sign up for your free trial of hulu plus hulu plus lets you binge on thousands of

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