Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #163 - Joe Kenyon, Joey Diaz, and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: March 26, 2014

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You're searching for your mind. Don't know where to start. Ozzie dropping this motherfucker on a Wednesday. Oh shit. Bunghits for Jerry's kids. It's time to see the devil reality. You're a fucking mutt, but you could change that. Wash your pussy, get up there, cut your fingernails, your toenails, get out there and stab a motherfucker. What's the story? What's with the music and shit? Wednesday, March 26th. What the fuck is going on? It's a beautiful day to be alive. You're alive. Thank God he gave you another fucking day to walk around this motherfucker. What you're gonna do with it? That's your decision. What the fuck are you kidding? It's a beautiful day to be alive. I'm gonna be 60 degrees here,

70 degrees. Fucking cold yesterday afternoon. I went to the park with my daughter. Fucking tremendous day at the park yesterday. We'll have another park. I almost killed three little fucking kids. I told you that's the show I want to do. It's my real insights. You know what I'm saying? If you watch the movie The Family with Robert De Niro, it's a fucking horrible movie, but there's scenes in it like he's talking to somebody, then he loses his anger and they show him stabbing the guy, but they're really not stabbing him. So I was telling yesterday that my daughter was walking on this plank of debt with rattles and shit and some fucking little Chinese kid came up behind him and jumped and she fell down and the kids stopped to say I'm sorry and

stuff. But in the back of my mind, I'm like, listen, you little chink, fuck, I'll kick you in the windpipe next time. I told my wife, she's like, you can't say that, but that's what goes into my heart. You know what I'm saying? How can it not? I mean, you're like that with people you like, but it's your daughter. How like, I don't understand how there's not more of that stuff happening. Oh, and then the little kid jumped seeing her come and she's a baby. He saw her come and he jumped in her way and I see myself. I had a sand bucket in my hand going up and just hitting them 15 times the sand bucket. Kids are terrible. And then we wonder why there's so many asshole adults. It's because it's these kids when they were little, like people don't really change.

It's, you know, it's just a party growing up, man. You know, my daughter reacts to it really well. Like she was at the park and somebody came and took a bucket and she looked from straight in the face. This is my fucking bucket. She pulled it from me. And in my heart, I'm happy. My wife's like, you have to learn to share. Fuck that. Sharon is overrated. Keep that bucket, bitch. That's your fucking bucket. He wants the bucket time to show you dick something. He's got to do something. You just can't give him the fucking bucket. You know what I'm saying? When she's like five or six, you two are going to take this town over. Like when she can talk and you can tell her to do things. Listen, my dream is to build a fucking ninja chick.

Like the girl from kick ass or whatever. Fuck that. That chick could kick ass to suck my dick. I'm talking about a monster of a woman. I'm talking about a woman with a heart of gold that ain't scared to stab in the fucking neck and stick her for what she wants. That's what you want from a woman. That's what I want from a fucking woman. I don't want a fucking woman that's a rag doll. You know, it's not for me. I've never wanted a woman that's fucking submissive, that she's blinking and shit and spraying you water. I don't like that. I don't like a woman that holds her on because my mother held her on. You know what I'm saying? I don't want a woman that's, you know, can I get you something? Fuck you. I just love the image of a woman blinking

and bringing you water. Like that's just hysterical. It makes me feel bad as a man when I see a woman. We started the podcast late this morning. Okay. We came over last night. We were talking. He says, you need water. So this morning I knew in the back of my mind I had to stop at 7-Eleven. I got to 7-Eleven at 25 to 6. Okay. I would have been here the quarter to fucking 6 and I almost called you to come up with the camera because there was drama. Okay. This is where we do the office. It's a dark industrial street, you know, but there's a 7-Eleven on the corner and I owe it 7-Eleven to me late night now. A fucking scary. Oh yeah. When I walk into 7-Eleven now at night, I fucking go in there and if I got my gun in the car, I fucking pull it. I'm scared of 7-Eleven's at night. Yeah. So this

morning it just happened. I pull up to 7-Eleven. First of all, there's a guy talking to his girlfriend and there's a cab. They just got out of a cab and he won't let me pull in because he's talking to his girlfriend. So finally I beep and the girl moves, but this motherfucker, this Donnie Warburg looking motherfucker, Marky, he looked like Nate Diaz, the younger one. Okay. He stays there, stands there. So I don't give a fuck. I'll, you know me, I'll park around. I pulled the car. He looks at me like, bro, you didn't move. Say something. Say something. So I get out of the car and as I'm getting out of the car, she's walking into the 7-Eleven and he yells off the top of his lungs, where the fuck are you going? I'm fucking talking to you, dumb bitch. And I just

keep walking and I see her and she's half Asian, half Spanish. You know, she's a pretty girl. Um, she's been going through some shit. So I could tell that's with him, you know, and then a black guy pops up and says, man, I got a little bit of money, but I don't know if we could, we're gonna have to walk over there and shit. We ain't got enough for a cab. And he just hands the phone. He'll cop. They were looking for drugs. They were going to get drugs with this broad, you know, and he was down on the drugs. So he wanted more. So he's in a furious fucking mood. So who's the cab driver? The cab driver is just some fucking Arab guy, whatever. He's in the cab. He's minding his own fucking business. He's not even involved in this.

So she comes in, she's sitting in the back of 7-Eleven. I'm looking for water. Now in the middle of all this, there's a kid going, Joey Dears, the church. And I'm like, dog, relax. Joey Dears, the church. I'm like, dog, relax. Take a look at what's about to go down this motherfucker. He follows me into the hallway, some goofball. And I'm like, dog, pay attention. Don't worry about fucking Joey Dears. Stupid. Look at what's about to go down. But see, that's the thing. A lot of people wouldn't. If I saw that, I'd probably be a little bit nervous. But for people who haven't been in that situation, they probably just think it's some people arguing. Well, still, shut your mouth. Don't worry about Joey Dears or Jesus. Shut your mouth and watch

the situation play that. What if this chick says something, this idiot pulls a gun and you're talking like, Joey Dears, get it together. Hey, this is what I tell people. Pay the fuck attention. Yeah, fuck. Pay fucking attention. Don't worry about the mountains or the beauty or the sky or the trees or what celebrity or what noncelebrity walked in. Pay fucking attention to life. So this is all going down. She's at the back of the store. The black guys telling Markie Warburg they can't get drugs. They don't have enough money for the cat. So now they have to walk home. They have to walk to the drug dealers house. Jesus. So you could tell she don't want to go. She's had enough. He's been torturing her or something. They walk out and he turns around

and goes, Hey, let's go. And she walks out half meekly. And the cab driver now pulls up, goes, Hey, where's my money? And they go like, fuck it, we don't have enough money. And they give him like $3,000 because I call the police. And the chick is looking at the cab driver for support. Like get me out of this mess. And the cab driver goes, Miss, are you getting in the car? Like to do her a favor. And this dumb bitch is like, I don't have enough money. And the guy runs over and grabs her. And that's when people started calling the fucking cops. They don't have a car. So they're dead. And then a guy from Centralland is like, let it go. And right there, that's again, that's when bullets could start flying. This guy's on meth or he's coming down on meth. This is when heroes

fucking don't know this. Okay, people don't know this. Just leave that guy alone and down 911 and wait till he walks away. Don't confront them. If he's not killing it, which he wasn't killing, let the cops do their job. They'll get him a block away. Recall 911 ain't nothing going on. It's five in the fucking morning. So I had to watch all these go down. Yeah, of course. And I mean, bro, they took off, they ran a block. Yeah. And by the time I pulled to this corner, yeah, Cawenga, the cops were already coming. That's how fast the cops are in this area. There's a police station down the corner. So for them to do so, they had them on the corner, they were, you know, they're probably high, man. And you know what, you know why I knew that look

on him? Same look I had when I kidnapped Kamala. You're just going to get in trouble. Really? It's a look that you're not going to stop till you end up in county jail. This is that type of look because you got the chick, you're going for drugs. There's too many variables going on. Something's going to go wrong. Now what's going on in their head? Because they know how much money they have. They know where the drug place is. Like why even call the cab? They took a cab to 7-Eleven to take money out of the ATM machine at 7-Eleven. Like they were looking so that you're in a cab. You get in a cab and you're like, we need cash. We got to stop at 7-Eleven. We went out from around here. It was at 7-Eleven. You know what I'm saying? It's that type of drug

mind. That's the drug mind that's working. You know, if you've been in that situation, you're getting a call with somebody, you know, you don't know where it's going to end up. So these guys got a cab, took it to 7-Eleven, paid them, realized they didn't have enough money for the speed in the blow with the heroin and the cab. So they gave the guy a few fucking dollars. He called the fucking cops and that's what went down. That's what happened. How scary must it be being a cab driver? Like they have all these things now, Lyft and Uber and all these things where you're picking up random normal people and they're supposed to be a background check. But one of those people doesn't get shot, man. You know, background checks are expensive. Everybody says they do

background checks, but really do they? But do they really? I hope so. I'm the same fucking way. I don't know who you're getting in the fucking car with in these strange towns, but if they're working for a legitimate limo company, they gotta be okay. I mean, knock on wood, I've never really had a problem with a limo driver or a car driver or a cab driver. Well, that's the other side of it. Not only who's getting in the cab, but maybe who's your driver. That's the other side of it too. You don't know what this guy's on his mind. You don't know if he's drinking, you don't know what the fuck he's doing. If you really get into it, like if you're really a nervous person, you might not leave the house.

Like there's a thing, there's stuff to worry about at all times. It's just like you put it in the back of your mind. Bad things happen to good people. Bad things could happen at any time. You know, you have to cut the percentages. You know, those people didn't know what they were into. They're just doing, you know, when you're on fucking drugs, let me tell you something, you're on drugs like that and you're doing those late night drugs that keep you up and turn you into a cat in your eyes, fucking shine and shit. That does shit to you. You know, my mental state cannot be good from the shocks that drugs, those drugs put on me, you know, like how long do you think they've been up for multiple days? No, they were probably up. They probably just started

tonight. You know, okay. I mean, their clothes didn't look dirty. They didn't look really creepy. They looked like they had started party. They started coming down, but they wanted to keep it going for people who know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. You go out on a Tuesday night, you have a few drinks, some fucking jerk off pops up. He's got some powder or some meth or something. You do a couple of bumps. Now it's three in the morning. And you want to fucking mourn. It's Tuesday night. Okay, that's Tuesday night. People said, Oh, we're going to bed early. I'm not going to sell nothing tonight. So now you got to go looking, you know, you got to wake people up. It's fucking, it's a, you know, my last two years were, you know, I have to write this book.

I wrote categories of my dark years, like what I consider dark, you know, what I consider dark, which is living an addiction, just surviving to control the addiction. That's all you're basically doing. Everything else is shit that you lead. It's the appetizer. You know, even though I was doing an Adam Sandler movie, and even though I'm doing spots and I'm traveling and all this shit, nothing compared to my little time with my little powder. That was the best time in my life. Nothing compared to that. Nobody's blowjob. Nobody let me fuck him in the ass. No movie with Charles Bronson. Nothing could bring the happiness to that little thing that I had at night, my little getaway, my little mountain getaway. And I remember that I would get high and not even

look at myself in the mirror. The last two or three years of me getting high, I couldn't even look myself in the mirror. I was so disgusted with myself, but the machine keeps going and you have to feed the whole man. Is it just the higher, the higher, the lower, the low? Like why, why were you so disgusted with yourself? It was just somewhere I didn't want to be. That's why when I look at dark times, I look from 79 to 81 from 86 to 88. Before I kidnapped Val, that was very dark for me. Yes, I was living and I was making a good living, but I was basically living to feed the fucking whole. Unless you've been addicted, you don't understand what it's like just to feed that whole.

Everything else leads to feeding the whole. You got a promotion at work, that's great. Now you could feed the whole twice on Tuesday nights. It's just amazing how everything went to that. But after a longish yard, I told all these doors were going to open for me when they did not open. It took me someplace, man. Vicodins, pills, antidepressants. I would fucking leave the house, but the only thing in mind was to come back and get high at night. In the daytime, I kept the animal in the cage. I was great the daytime. The daytime, I wrote my jokes, but the daytime, nothing moved on until I got my package settled. If I had 50 bucks in my pocket, I put that 50 away. I knew there was a package tonight, so that rested me for the day. It was when I didn't have

that $60, that $50. That didn't rest till I was going to get it or whatever, somewhere in there. Now, do you think, and it's kind of stupid to do these sort of what-ifs, but if knowing how hard of a work you are now, let's say you did a longish yard type movie, would something come from it since you didn't have the coke to worry about? Nobody could control that. Nobody could control that, bro. It's what people see in the movie. I want Peter Segal to call in for grudge match on the 8th. The movie gets released April 8th, and I'm having a problem having him call it, so I might get a different actor from the movie. But I wanted to break down with Peter Segal for the people at home, is that there's no formula for a great movie. There's no formula for a great

movie. Grudge match had all the tools of being a great movie, a phenomenal movie. It was a good entertaining movie, but as far as the box office was concerned, it was a failure of sorts. Even though it made $30 million and overseas it made $30 million, I wanted Peter to break down what you can't, you don't know. You don't know what a movie is going to do until you do the fucking movie. You could put millions of dollars into advertising, and the movie had millions of dollars, and it was every game UFC, and it just didn't do what it did. People knew it was there. The combination was there, then they were on Stallone, or at least we thought the combination was there. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart pops a movie two weeks later. That's the biggest movie in January of all fucking time,

with Ice Cube, and you know, Brian Cowell and John Leguzano. Was it a good movie? It's a great movie to write along, but the point being that you never know what nothing is going to do, but the beauty of this is you have to try it. You have to get down and fucking try it, unless you're not gonna fucking do nothing. Nobody knows. Nobody knew I was gonna fucking do it. I'm still not a good stand-up comic. I've been doing it for 20 fucking years. You don't think you're good? I don't think I'm as good as like Bill Burr. I don't hear like, I'm not, I'm not monologist like that, you know. I have thoughts. I'm talking about, you know, you never know, but nothing's gonna happen until you try it. I'd rather you not know than write it off.

Well, it's kind of a cool, and I don't really have the experience with it because I'm not a comic, but from what I hear people in comics talk about, the issue they have with actors in and more so now with movies, so they wrote Grudge Match, let's say two years ago, a year ago, then they had to cast it, then they had to do the pre-production, then they shot it, then they edited it, and they decided it's gonna come out Christmas Day 2013. They don't, up until the end, they don't really know what's gonna come out with it, and they don't know what people are gonna think so they don't know how it's gonna act. But you who say, I'm not a monologist, tonight you could go on stage and try telling a story like Bill Burr or like that, so that,

or it must be exciting because you don't have to put a year, two, three years of planning into it and put commercials on. You could go to any comedy club right now and just try it out. Try that. I could tell the story about this morning with the chicken. Yeah. Because I was laughing for a minute because she was sitting in the fucking back like all timid. I might do something, run. You know, I just couldn't, when I see women like that, I think of my daughter, and I think that that's what I gotta put in the book. First of all, you shouldn't have been with this fucking guy. This guy is just a loser. Oh yeah. But this poor girl, I could just see the fever in her eyes, I could see the fucking confusion. It's funny because I want to talk

about something, you and I last night were talking about, you know, I always had a real Terry closet, my being white moment. Terry do something. You get these moments that you want to be white and you forget. And we're talking about what I went to the University of Colorado, that when I walked on that campus and I got to talk to different people, the field I wanted to get into is international law. So my plan was to go to law school and sharpen my Spanish and go over to Spain and become a lawyer. This is when I was 27, guys. And between you and I, it's like that mind fuck. Like I didn't want to be anything. I wasn't going to be anything. I didn't have any confidence to be anything. I was just buying time. They were going to give me

money to go to school. When you give me money, I don't give a fuck. I do whatever you want me to do. As long as you give me a nice check, I'll buy time, you know? And it's weird how I was 27, 28, and I still didn't fucking know what I wanted to do. Like this was nothing. This was years away comedy. Comedy was still even not even conceived. I was just going to school selling cars. I would have wear a suit and I would go to these seminars after like I was telling you, like after classes in the student center, they have like these companies come in and talk to you about this and overseas opportunities and shit. And I would go up my little pad and sit there and make believe I was taking notes in the back of my mind. I was scared shit, man. I was just buying fucking time.

I'm like, why am I doing this? This is never going to happen. You know, I kept talking myself out of it. Okay. And here I was sitting in a room with all these people that had like major different fucking, you know, degrees and they dropped their colleges. Oh, I got a BA from Yale and, you know, BS from the University of Spain. And here I am a fucking, I wasn't a felon yet. I had gotten arrested, but I wasn't a felon. Yeah, I was convicted. I was, I was charged, but never convicted. You know what I'm saying? At that time, I was a man of many convictions. So, but it was so weird how I get email from people and I go to shows and I talk to different people and yeah, we are hot and ho ho. And but after a while, people come up and they go, Ben,

thank you, you know, this helped me. I was stuck in this place. And it's so weird how we're all fucking stuck, man. We're all fucking stuck. The twenties has to be a horrible time for fucking anybody. You know, teenage years and then twenties, that's not fair to people. Yeah, that's really not fucking fair. Like being a teenager from 15 on being an ugly teenager, trying to get pussy and shit and trying to make it in the man in the man's world and then being 20 and being fucking confused on what the fuck you're going to do and going to bed and having ulcers and going Jesus Christ. Like I was thinking about leak every three or four days. He's like, man, I sit there at night and I think I want to make a deal with my life. You don't

fucking podcast. We're hanging out. We're having a good time today. Today. You never know what this might come into. You might get a call tomorrow from a microphone company and they're like, Lee, we love how you talking to the microphone. Fucking come be the face of microphones or else we'll give you 200 grand a year. And again, you're going to sit there and look. I'm taking all calls guys. And you're going, Joey, I don't even know what the fuck you, how this kind of, you know, how this came to be, you know, I hope. I mean, I hope so. And it's something I've dealt with since I've been out here. I'm, I'm always wanting to do stuff. I always want to do more. And I always feel like I'm behind. I always feel like I'm, I'm late,

but everyone always tells me like, when I tell them like, hold it, you 27, 28, I'm like 25, look, oh, you're so young. It doesn't, it never feels like it always feels like I'm, I'm behind people and I'm not doing what I should be. But everyone's like, oh, you're so young. When I was 25, I had no idea what I was going to do. You know, you come here twice a week at six in the morning. Yeah. Do you know what that's like for a 25 year old? Yeah, that's tough. Do you have any idea what it's like telling a normal 25 year old that they have to be somewhere at six in the morning? Do you have any fucking idea when you, when people would tell me how to be somewhere at six in the morning? I just look at them and go,

right? Good. As long as you think that that's great. When I pull up here and I see your car here, sometimes I shake my head. I'm like, where'd I find this fucking savage? You don't know how hard it is to tell a 25 year old and thank God you don't have a substance abuse problem or a drinking problem or you even like to go out and have cocktails. Do you don't like to go out and have cocktails? Not really. So the other night you hooked up with actually, how was that? And her brother, where'd you guys go to meet? We went to a bar and on Ventura Boulevard. And how's she looking? Fine. She fucked a black dude when she went to Boston? No. Yes, she did. She's a dirty whore. I don't know. No, no, no, no. She really likes the guy she's

with. I thought she didn't fuck. He didn't fuck her right. And he got, he fucked her from the bottom. And I don't know, fucking. But anyways, she won't listen. How's her body looking? Great. How's her face looking? Good. She's just started a new job. Did she smell her breath? No. Did she have sperm on her breath? She had that little ammonia smelling her breath like she just sucked 10 helmets. Where'd she get a job at? I don't know. Writing place in fan eyes. A writing play? Yeah. What kind of writing play? Like big, like technical writing, something. But you said this a while ago, like, just leave them alone and they'll let you be like, I haven't seen them in like four months. And they're great people. I love her and her brother.

But it's just, it's, I don't know, it's weird when you realize it's like, okay, we're friendly, but it's not like we're gonna hang out every day. And it's when you, when you're younger, you think all your friends are gonna be your best friends. And she's still living in Northridge. Yeah. They're thinking about moving, but to where? Here. I'm closer to the valley. But who knows? You know, you look at your friends in a weird way. I have a problem lately. I've been dealing with something lately about, you know, I grew up with a lot of friends, but there was a court. There was three guys that I ran with for 18, two years, two years. I ran with them for a long time growing up. But for two years, we became each other's each other. It was myself, this guy, Franny

Bacicuto, this guy, Glenn Conti, and this guy, Roger Holloway. I mean, we were fucking tight, tight and tight, you know, it started June a year and it went to 85, you know, our friendship and our love for one another. And then my friend, my friend, Fernie disappeared in 81 when 83, when he lost, you know, $60,000 bookmaking. And, you know, he always felt, because he owed 60 and ended up over eight. And me, I told the guy to go fuck himself. I got in the plane to Colorado. So he always felt that I should have stuck it out here with him when he lost the 60,000. I was gambling for money for Colorado, whether if I won, it was great. If I lost, I didn't really care, because I was gonna tell the guy to shut up his fucking ass anyway. You

know, I was 21. I didn't know about life. I didn't know that I didn't really know about karma. I thought you just told people to fuck off. And at that time, the world had told me to fuck off. So I was telling the world to fuck off. Yeah. So he, when I got back from Colorado or from Florida, wherever the fuck I went, we were still friends. But it was the same. And one day he told me, because I always felt that, you know, you should have paid him the $8,000. I paid him the 60. I'm like, dog, I wasn't paying him. I explained my situation and he understood. And we didn't really see each other much. And then in 93, I bumped into him on County Boulevard. And he was with a girl and he shook my hand. And then the girl says, this is him. And then I bumped

into another dear friend of mine that I talked to every week now. And he told me that he bumped into him about 10 years ago. And how the blue, my friend, he told my friend, it's your fault. I'm fucked up because when we were kids, you had parties at your house. So my friend was like, are you fucking serious? You're doing heroin. We used to drink beers and smoke pot behind the factory. You're doing heroin and you're blaming that on me. So his brother's on Facebook. And I haven't asked his brother how the brother's doing, but he never recovered from that. He never really recovered from the gambling drugs. And then my friend Glenn, who was a big shot at UPS, I mean, I love him with all my heart. If I ever had a brother, he was my brother, you know,

he, you know, he's into Joel Osteen and he doesn't drink anymore. And he has two kids with a black chick and he doesn't, he's not with her. He's not even with her. He just lives by himself. And I hear on the weekends, he goes home and stays home because he's scared of life, you know? He's got like three or four DUIs 10 years ago and stuff. So he's very scared of life. And then Roger, Roger's in my goomba to the end, you know, and I talked to Roger and his brother, Timmy, they drove me to Opie and Anthony and Timmy, I talked to a lot more. Timmy was the driver when we robbed Michael's Jewel is in West New York. He was the getaway driver. And it's funny that I talked to him once a week, you know, he's a driver in New York and we communicate

once a week. He listens to all the podcasts. He listens to, you know, and I love him dearly, but his brother and me were tight. I was tight with all, I was tight with the whole family. And when I went to do the stress factory in Jersey, some lady came up to me and she's like, hey, I'm Janet's hairdresser. And she said to say hello, like I was that tight with the Holidays, but Roger, Fernie and Glenn, I wish I did more with them. I wish I could get together with them for a tea. You know, I don't give a fuck of coffee, but it's never going to happen. And it's very sad. It saddens me because I always thought they were there. And trust me, I have other friends, I have an Erie and Askelis and James and George that I still talked to,

you know, Ralphie, I told you last night, Ralphie May called you there. They were a chance dragging motherfucking in in Richfield Park and in Georgia. He says the ribs were fucking sensational. So it really covers the spread, but it's sad because in my world, I still wanted them to be around. And if it was up to me, they'd still be around on a communication basis. I talked to Glenn's brother. It's funny. I talked to Glenn's brother, Roger's brother and Fernie's brother, but I don't talk to each of them. So that's how tight I was with them and their families, man. I mean, I was everything. They were my everything. So if it was up to me, I wish I could share what's going on. I have them on the podcast, talk about stories that it's impossible. And it breaks my

heart, but it doesn't in a way. I'm happy that they're happy. You know, I still talk to Roger's, the best one I still talk to. When I call Roger, he still calls me Coco Loco and Coco Loco. What are you doing? Well, it's actually kind of crazy. It's a, that's friendship, but I had a dream last night. I don't remember exactly what it was about, but it was about somebody who had been married, who broke up after a long time. And it's just, you grow up thinking you're supposed to get married, but people change. And it's just like, since it's coming up closer, it's more prevalent in my life right now. I've been thinking about it. It's kind of a crazy thing to do. It's just like, yeah. I mean, people change so much and it hurts so much to break up. Why wouldn't you just stay?

So then what do you do? You live like Rick Ramos? No, I'm living in one bedroom and wait for the world to end. And, and, and, and, you know, I love Tom Likeus. I love Tom Likeus. I've been on Tom Likeus. I listen to his show, but he's got this world turning against women, turning against women because you had one bad experience. Listen, man, there's a lot of bad people out there. There's a lot of bad women, but there's a lot of good women and women are going to cheat on you. Women are going to steal from me and women are going to do crazy fucking shit. You know, but there's some women that are solid women that all they want to find is love too. And all they want is a companion. So you have to live this fucking life, man. You have to live this fucking life. Oh, yeah. But

let's say, even if you get a good one, like not that they cheat on you, but what let's say in 10 years, you don't like that music anymore. You don't like or just you evolve. Exactly. Why don't I do Joey Karate videos? Why don't I put a gear on every fucking week and wrap it around my thing and have some fat guy with white hair throw kicks and keep giving you losing fucking pics and there's a 10% of people that are Joey Karate hysterical, whatever, because we fucking evolve. Exactly. You know, we evolve as human beings. So, but you got to take that chance. What about the people that have been married for 50 fucking years? They don't get sick of each other. Yeah, so that's what you have to hope for their best fucking friends. You don't have to

feel that is to have a fucking best friend. You know what that is that you don't have to work. Forget the net for life. Forget the net for life. There's a net that we have to remove from life to be anything. You want to be a fucking Melinda, you got to take that fucking net away. Well, if you want to be a good friend, you got to take that net away. If you want people to be a friend to you, you got to take that net away. The big problem I have is when I become your friend, I go back to 1975, we're going to get in a fight with people and we're going to fucking have each other's back till the end. We get stabbed, we break each other's head, whatever the fuck, we'll take each other to the hospital. But we're here till the end of this

shit. My 35 cents, how much you got in your pocket? 38 cents. We got fucking 72 cents between the boat doors. We can take over the fucking world. That doesn't evolve anymore. That doesn't happen anymore. As people get older, they have other priorities. But you know what, man? I want my friends to be there forever. I want Timmy Holloway to be there. And I want to talk to Askleys and I want to talk to James. I want to talk to people that are there for me. These are my fucking friends. This little, listen, and we have what's called the Queenses in life. Oh my God, if you have a birthday party, I'll definitely be there. And they show up and they bring you a bottle of wine and they take pictures and they hug you. Those are those people. They're

really good in front of the camera. Oh my God, I love this guy. Then you call them at four in the morning when you're stuck. Man, I got to go to work in two hours. I thought you love this guy. What happened to the fucking love? What happened to the love? That was all for pictures. You're going to have those people. Then you got the motherfuckers that look you in the eye and go, dog, I got 8,000 in the bank. You want me to go get it? And they got two kids. They got two kids and they're like, dog, I got 8,800 in the bank. It's yours for an attorney. And you look at them as a man and you go, no, save it for your kids as a man because you know you need that money. But you'd rather go out and rob for it before you take your friends fucking kids money.

You understand me? There's different things you do as a man. I learned to be a man kid. I learned that what's yours and mine, we're going for it. And if somebody fucks with you, they're fucking with me and if somebody fucks with me, they're fucking with you. But that's not the case, bro, especially in this fucking ass fucking city that we live in. These people turn their fucking back on you for no reason. Those, you know, people in jobs will rat you out for what, a dollar extra an hour. You're going to rat somebody out. He came, he takes 55 minute lunches. What do you do with fuck? You should go take a 55 minute lunch. You fucking faggot. He punks his car in the room. Who gives a fuck? Maybe you should grab your fucking balls too

and fucking figure out. But no, dog. And the same thing happens in this town. In this town, people stop talking to you because you stole something or you did something positive. But well, you're not helping me. What fucking help are you talking about? What help do you want? You got to get up in the morning, you got to tweak, you got to do push-ups, you got to whack off, you got to take a shower, and you got to write jokes, and you got to go meet people, and you got to get on fucking stage. That's the formula. You know, it's so weird that when I was doing these, when I was in college, when I was doing, is somebody on the phone, keep going. Big Joe. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My man, Joe Canyon from World of Rock,

motherfucking records, the leader in vinyl. What's up, my brother? Good morning, you freaks. How you doing? You know, that's well over here. We're talking about a weird shit and how, you know, man, when I was 27, I had, I conned myself into the University of Colorado, Joe. And it was really funny. I was going to all these meetings dressed up in a suit, thinking I was Joe fucking Gentile. You know, like I was going to do something with my life deep down inside, I was a miserable fucking criminal, and I had no future in the back of my head. But there was one thing I didn't have at that time that I have now. It's the difference. And yeah, people do change. And you want me to tell you what it was? I didn't want to work.

I didn't want to work. I didn't want the concept to work. I didn't like that concept to work. Like I wanted to walk into your job and be the top editor. Like I'm not going in there to be no editor's assistant. Like there was no work ethic in my life. I didn't even plan on it. Like what? I got to start as a stock boy. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going in there as a manager and I got fucking Saturdays and Sundays off. Oh, I ain't doing it. And that's a cold reality of life that I had as a young man. But sorry about that, Joe Kangan. Tell me something good, my brother, because you've been a young man. You know how we act. Man, it's not a typical morning here. It's freezing. It's a windy as shit. I'm in Linden, New Jersey. I'm getting ready for the day. I got my coffee. I got

everything I'm doing. I'm doing everything the way you guys are doing it. Let me ask you this. I'm on the other side of the program. No, let me ask you this. How long have you had World of Rock? Well, the World of Rock is two things. It's a record label. Okay. And it's a music school. Okay. It's based out of Summit, New Jersey. The music school has been there since summer of 2012. And the label started about about a year later. So labels going on maybe nine months, eight, nine months now. And do you guys do DVDs, CDs, or just playing out vinyl? I mean, you know, it kind of it started sort of spontaneously. It was done mainly to keep me busy and to just kind of do music and an art that resonates with me justice. You know what I mean?

It originated as an outlet to get local bands heard, be that CDs, vinyl, now that that's, you know, big again, anything. There was really no rules. And it just sort of turned into so far it's just been all vinyl that we put out. But I mean, we could really do anything. But it seems like I got more vinyl now more than anything. A lot of collections been growing for the last couple years, you know, we've been talking for the last six months, you and I, and I've been watching, I've been watching your tweets. I learned what you do. And it's so weird that you're involved in so many different things. One of the questions, you know, I want to hook up with you in Jersey, but it was two things.

I had my family lurking, and you saw what it was like Thursday night. There was 300 fucking people on my shoulder. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew your trip was going to be packed for the minute you got here. And I know that I love people who take chances and you got to look at and go in the world of digital downloads. This fucking guy in Jersey wants to open up a vinyl company. And it just, I'm not criticizing you. I'm loving your balls. That's why I've been commiserating back and forth with you because I'm like, in this land of downloads where they're closing all these fucking stores, they're closing everything, books, borders, everything's getting fucked in the ass, even Red Lobster and fucking Red Lobster. How do they gonna close Red fucking Lobster?

That's like, you know, here you are doing vinyls and you're pushing 12 inches. And there's a lot of young people who don't understand what vinyl is. They don't understand, they don't want to understand. And I wish they did. You know, it's like people like right now I'm smoking a vapor pen and I have vapor pens here and it's great. It kills what I'm trying to get rid of. I'm trying to get work on my lungs. I love getting high. But there is nothing. Listen, fuck medical marijuana. There is nothing like going into a black neighborhood and getting a $10 bag of weed and throwing under your seat and stopping at a fucked up store and getting rolling papers and driving home with the weed in your car and going upstairs and taking the weed out and breaking it with your

fingers and cutting it and then cutting the rolling paper and rolling up a fucking joint. That is what it was intended for. You know, when you listen to music, when I grew up on music, you knew what album you wanted, you walked to the store, you bought the album again, you got your goombas to come over six or seven years, you had two joints, you opened the album, you rolled it on the album, you took it out of the cover, you put the album on, you rolled, you smoked a reefer while the album was playing and you read the liner notes. You read the album. Where was it fucking recorded? Who was on it? We'd like to thank the Sheridan centers. That was a karma thing. It was the process of the music. That was what it was all about.

When I lick a rolling paper and I rip it and I roll it, it looks tedious, but that's the process of love. I'm taking it from the ground. That's the whole thing. When you buy a CD now, you open up the CD, there's this picture with a sleeve and there's no info. I don't know anything about them. I don't, you know, there's nothing in there. You have five square inches to put all your liner notes, all your artwork, all your bullshit, and then the thing fucking breaks when you drop it three feet from the fucking ground. That's a CD. You know what I mean? No, I'm with you. So what do you say? That's a CD. You've been a salesman. How do you sell records to people who

you can either illegally download it or download online, keep it on your phone. It's with you in the car, wherever you are. For vinyl, you have to be like, be at home. How would you sell it to like this generation? Well, normally, I mean, now the vinyl is a big resurgence. Vinyl that's being sold now is typically packaged with the download that comes with it. So you get the best of both worlds. You get the digital that comes with the vinyl, but usually in the form of a card, you enter the code on the computer, you get it for free. You know what I mean? It's inside the vinyl itself. Then you have the vinyl for the home. You sit down, you listen to it as it's meant to be heard as a piece of,

in Jerry's case, a piece of comedy or whatever it is it's art. It's meant to be paid attention to and focused on instead of something disposable to listen to in the background when you're driving or something. I mean, that's fun too. That's what the digital is for, but the vinyl is for when you are ready to actually experience the album the way it's meant to be heard by the old days. It takes a certain music person. You go to somebody's house and they have a library of books. They want you to see that fucking library. They're trying to show you something. Nobody puts their library in the fucking bathroom. Nobody does. Nobody wants to show you what books they've read. Oh my God. Did you read all those books? Yes, I did in time.

You know, whatever. Who gives a fuck? Same thing with music people. You know, when I was growing up, hey, this is my friend Lee. Say hello. Hey, Lee, how you doing? Yeah, yeah. Sit down, guys. Have a soda. Have a beer. When that motherfucker went in the kitchen to get your beer, the first thing you went and you looked through his record collection, that motherfucker had more than two bad albums. You're out of there like a bad cold. I see cheap trick live at Budakon and something else. Fuck this motherfucker. It was out there. You saw where his head was at. If he didn't have Zeppelin II, if he didn't have Paranoid, if he didn't have, there was certain albums you gotta have. If you didn't have those, this motherfucker ain't right. He's a cop. He's something. He's an undercover

fucking witness. He's a mambo dancer for the FBI. He ain't right because he ain't got the right fucking music. People like that. People like for you to go in their house and see what they listen to. They want you to see. It's making a resurgence. It definitely is. I miss it. I tell people all the time, if you buy the last, well, the last Led Zeppelin album is Coda. I'm talking about that with the one before that, Intro to the Outdoor. If you find that store today, if you're not doing anything, you drive your wife to a fucking stupid hair salon or you got a pair of pants and there's an album store, go in there and look for the last Led Zeppelin album, the one to last, into the outdoor. Pull the sleeve out. You pull the sleeve out. If they took care of it, the sleeve

is a picture of an ashtray with cigarettes in it, a few loose joints, some booze and some pills and coke. You take a sponge and you wet the sponge and you dry it and you would wipe that thing and all the colors would come to life. Can you understand that? People played with that. If you look at some girls, the album by the Stones, look at it. Pull it out. It lets you match up the wigs with the faces of the Stones. If you look at Led Zeppelin 3, the immigrant song and all that, it has a thing that spins. So while you were smoking dope, you could spin this fucking thing. The old Cheech and Chong album had a rolling paper in it. A big fucking rolling paper in it. This is a piece of you that you're giving to me. I just didn't give you $16.99 for a fucking disc

and a piece. I'm giving you, you give me a piece of me. So I loved Inside Covers. If you listen, if you get Pink Floyd Animals, you pulled out the thing. The lyrics were in there, you know, to all the fucking songs. There was some neat shit. Van Halen, too, had a poster of David Lee Roth hanging with chains and threw darts at that fucking poster. I hated that fucking poster. My point being, there was just so much more life to an album. And don't get me wrong, I love cassettes. I love DVDs. I love going on. It's iTunes impressing the thing. And next thing you know, you listen to fucking music. That's all great and dandy, but the album is for that guy that goes home. He's a stoner. He wants to live the whole fucking thing. He's got the chair you

got, you can put your feet up, and you just listen to Dark Side of the Moon, you know. How many bands have put out albums? How many bands have put out albums through you guys? So how many bands have put out albums through you guys? Well, you're going to be the third album we do, or the third release. Our first one is a seven inch single by, actually a very popular rock band that's been around, they're not around anymore, unfortunately, but they've been around for quite some time, CKY. Their lead singer and the drummer had a side project named Four Objects. So we're doing a box set of those. We're doing each single from one of my favorite albums. I couldn't say no to it. We're doing a box set of each song with

a whole lot of B-sides. And there's a pop band from Australia called The Triangles who had a song in an LG commercial recently. That's how I found out about it. And I fell in love with the song and I found out that it was impressed on vinyl. I said, you know what, I guess I got a fucking job to do. So I got in touch with them and we said, hey, yeah, we could do something. Let's press a vinyl, you know, seven inch single. So we're doing that now, pre-orders are up, and then we're going to do yours. That's what we've got going on right now. And we're doing a free compilation we're putting together for the whole lot of local bands. That's all that works. Now you're a musician also? Yeah, I've been making music since 2006. I was at a band called Rune Machines.

We're not really doing anything anymore. But a whole lot of stuff out over the past seven, eight years or so. But I haven't really written anything recently. I've just been kind of in a transitional phase. I just moved back here for PA. So I'm just trying to take a day by day, figure out what the whole plan is. The Rock is really the only thing keeping me sane. That's my beacon of sanity through the whole thing. So I hope the show is there. You love what you do, Joe? I love it. I love it. Now, do a lot of people say- I hope that shows. I'm sorry? I said I hope that that shows. All I know that that shows.

No, it shows. It's a 24-7 thing for me. It's all of it. World of Rock is a one-person thing. I mean, I'm the one that runs all that. I do all the graphics. I do all the everything. Start to finish. So it's a hell of a job, hell of a responsibility. But it's an interesting time. So I can't say no to it. Now, do you go out a lot in Jersey during the week? Do you go to different bars and see different bands? Not as much as I should. You know, as a record label representative, I guess. On a personal level, no. I mean, I don't really go out much at all. I kind of spend all my time working on something creative. I write a lot, but I haven't put anything out in a while.

Mostly music. But like I said, I'm just trying to gather what, you know, I'm just trying to gather it all together and figure out what the next step is. You know, it's funny because if you're in the music business, you know, 15 years ago, it was like the comedy business. You had to be out six nights a week. You know, you all had to see the next, you know, who doesn't want to see the next big, the who or, but at the same time, the internet fucked that up a little bit. Because now, if I say to you, dog, check out, you know, Jewish lightning, you go home throwing Jewish lightning and there they are on YouTube or whatever. Me, before I sign somebody, I want to go see them live. I want to go see what they're putting out. I want to go see how they are with the people

afterward, how they are before, how they fucking bumbling by fumes, you know, but you could just get it out of the way now by turning on YouTube, which works for an artist and doesn't work for an artist. You know, I'm disgusting, but if you sit through the show and calm and watch, you know, I turn disgusting into a little nicer than what it is on stage. I make it seem a little cleaner and then I talk to the people afterward and you could tell my heart and my love is there. You'll sign me. If I just send you a YouTube thing, you'll never sign me. Even from the beginning, when I got here, people would say, send me a reel and I refuse to send them because what's the use? You're not going to do nothing from a couple of jokes. I want you to come check

me out. You know, what's still open in Jersey to chat? I mean, when I was growing up in this dirty years ago, there was a hole in the wall, you know, the soap factory. I mean, those are the big venues I saw. Errol Schmidt there. I saw Twisted Sister there. You know, I used to go see sticky fingers. Not that much. I mean, the Spell Pony's here. The Starland Ballroom's here. Right. My friend, Queen's right. Rudy Sarzo was at the Starland Ballroom last week. Twitted me the one night. Where is Starland Ballroom? Saverville. Okay. Saverville. Okay. And that was Bon Jovi's All Stopping Grounds?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They were around what? Woodbridge and Perth Anboy, which that's 15 minutes from me. I'm in London. So I'm right up Route 1 from them. Wow. That's fucking amazing. Yeah, I'm like 20 minutes from North Oregon right up 1-9. Wow. Yeah, yeah, you're right there. 1-9 is Tunnelie Avenue. They fucking, that's a terrible fucking road, man. Yeah. Did you see the trailer that we put together or that we put together for the final? I saw the one, but I want to be around, but I haven't seen the other one. That's it. That's the one. That was filmed on Route 1 and 9. Okay. I took my phone out and I drove all the way up towards North

Oregon, filmed all that, like the skylines and stuff, brought it when it came all the way back, put it together, put the music to it, threw it up there. That was all done in one day. Now, it's amazing that, I mean, I always check this out because I'm thinking of getting one. Once I settle, I mean, be a waste. People keep telling me that if you go on eBay, there's a lot of turntables on there. Is that true? Or like this? Really? Sure, yeah. They have anything old. No shit. Yeah, I was just going to say, because I have no idea how to use a record player. Like how easy is it to pick up? It sounds like anything to say, but I just- Can you fucking believe this? Yeah. If I had one, I would have no idea

where to put the needle. I have no idea how to change it. You put the needle on the record. Put the needle on the record. You fuck. Yeah. Put the needle on the record. Putting the needle on the record is like lighting a cigarette. Everybody does it slightly different. Okay, so there's like- There's like a right way to do it. There's like a right way to do it. Okay. Remember, motherfuckers, you walked in the house and you can't even put sneakers on. Don't shake. The needle is very sensitive. This motherfuckers took that shit seriously, bro. Like don't fucking move in my room because the shit shakes. Yeah, I think you get it. Somebody told me at a record store in San Francisco, you get a turntable on eBay now for a hundred fucking bucks.

Sure, yeah. I mean, there are people that really strive for the best possible sound that they can get out of a record, so they'll spend a lot of money on a turntable and, you know, all the components, you know. But they also sell like those novelty old ones, like a target for a hundred bucks. But I would stay away from those if you're looking for something of decent quality, because those are more of a novelty than anything. They look cool, but they tend to disintegrate after a while. Right, after a while. They're 30 fucking years old, you know. They still have that wire from the fucking needle to the thing that carries the sound, you know. I mean, so people are making them brand new is what you're telling me. Oh, yeah. That's a big thing. I mean,

ever since vinyl came, it started coming back to the turntables. Yeah, it's really weird, because I remember vinyl being huge. And, you know, you had your cassettes were coming into the mold and a tracks were going. And then the big thing was you had to have real to real. Oh my God, that's the only way to listen. You could actually hear him pulling away from the microphone, you know, all that dumb fucking Gentile shit. So that was everybody went for the real to real. And I had a buddy who had real to real. And I got to tell you something. He put Judas Priest live on there. They are unleashed in the East. And he put staying class on there. And it was the sound was unfucking believable. So then people kept saying, Well, the sound is better on DVD. So

they went all the way to DVDs. And then all some people said saying, Nah, the sound is better on fucking vinyl. And then when Keith Richards put his book out, he put a couple chapters out dedicated to recording of music now, how they're fucked it all up. They fucked it all up. They can't even do live albums anymore. They forgot how to wire rooms. They forgot how to wire drums. He does like a whole chapter of it. Did you read it or Joe? No, I haven't. I was never really big into the stones for some reason. I like the stones and this is going to sound terrible. But I dig the stones more than the Beatles only because I like happen to like their sound more than than the Beatles. I understand the respect and

and all that. Oh, no, no, no, you're preaching to the quiet. Listen to Beatles with the Beatles and the stones are the stones. The stones are fucking dirty. The stones are dirty. Right. This is a period of the stones that they're fucking dirty. And you can feel the music and it feels great. Sticky fingers is dirty. It's only rock and roll is dirty, you know. There's a couple albums that they had during the 70s that are just so brilliant. But that's the brilliance that they sound dirty. Well, is Ottoman about them? The documentary? Is that them? Yes. Oh, that was scary as shit. When they were up in the Ottoman, somebody got stabbed in the Hell of Angels, stabbed somebody

and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the stones were dirty. If you look at the stones, if you look at Keith Richards and all that, Ron Wood came along in 73 or 74. They're dirty, man. Not that they don't take showers. They just, their sound is very. No, their sound. We, at the studio, we have, we have like a big TV with like a DVD set up and we have a rotating selection of DVDs. It's the stones, lives. I guess I guess it's the newest live DVD. I don't know if there's one of them, one. It's that. Suits later. We got Elvis and I think another one. And they're just constantly on loop just going every day. So it's, I mean, it's playing all the time. I hear it all the time. That's amazing. Constantly on loop. Elvis was dirty too.

Some of this shit was dirty, man. It's dirty. That's one thing I never got into, man. It's and it's not a regret, but I know, I don't know the names of all of like the guitar player for this or music was just never, was never like, they never did that for me. So I listened to you guys like talk about, well, the stones are dirty, but then the Beatles, it's like, it's a whole new world. That's just exciting to like take it into the Beatles have how many albums Joe estimate. They have a lot of albums. They have a lot of albums. They put out a lot of albums. They put out what two, three albums a year back then because albums were, the whole process was a lot simpler and quicker back then. They put maybe shit. I couldn't even tell you the stones put out. I gotta say 20

albums. That's conservative, you know, I don't think the Beatles got, I don't think they were that high up exile on Main Street, all those out, you know, there's just too many according to Wikipedia says they put out 13. Who's that? The Stones? Yeah, the Beatles. The Beatles? No, that's not right. That's not right. I don't think so. May it could be, it could be, it could be revolved. Yeah, it could be. Yeah, yeah. What about the Stones? Let's see. You know, I was, I was always more of a Pink Floyd and Queens fan. Me too. Listen, man, fucking, one of my favorite songs of all time is death on two legs. I love that queen. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me talk to you about Night of the Opera if I could talk.

Night of the Opera. That's, that's a masterpiece of an album. I just, every time I put it on Twitter, every time I put a song from that album on Twitter, people have no idea what I'm talking about and I don't tell them, I don't. They have no idea what went into, what went into making, no, no. What was the one, Q-Side Rendezvous? Oh my god. I forgot all about that shit. Oh my god. 24. The Stones have 24 fucking albums. 24 albums. That's why they're fucking gazillionaires. 24 fucking albums. And the meat of the Stones is in the middle. That goat's head soup, exile, sticky fingers. It's only rock and roll. Some girls, that's the fucking heart of the Stones in there. That one, the Jimmy Pages on it.

Oh my god. They have a lot of fucking wild music to Stones, but that, that's 24 fucking albums. Last one was an O5. Oh yeah. They put something out every couple of fucking years. Yeah. In the 60s, it was, they put two out, they put like three or four out in 65 and every year 66 a year. I've been told. Yeah, you're right, Joe. Up until like 83. Or at least one a year. Let me ask you this. Go ahead. Let me ask you this. Are you a bigger fan of Gilmore's Floyd or Water's Floyd? I'm a Gilmore guy all the way to the end. Yeah. You know, I have no use, I can't, and people gonna be pissed at me. I have no use for egos and it doesn't show me a lot to see an ego. I just need to see them walk. A manageable ego is Bono and I'll tell you why because they're still together.

Roger Waters' ego to get the singer from the police's ego. Those were fucking egos that it's just too much to feed. And that shit drives me fucking crazy when an ego breaks up a band. I eat the police. I eat, you know, whatever the fuck else we were talking about. So Roger Waters, I love, again, the dirty sound of Gilmore. I love that dirty dogs, you know, sheep, all that Gilmore shit. To me, he's one of the best guitar players of our time. But that's to me, we all have different people. I put them up there with Page and the Hendricks and the Shanklers and, you know, we all have our different, you know, people. And then Brian May of Queen. Brian May is a savage. Brian May is a savage. I'm gonna tell

you who else is a savage that you never want to admit it. But if you listen to, if you listen to bitch, Keith Richards is a fucking savage, an untamed savage Keith Richards. And if you don't fucking believe me, put on bitch, put on sticky fingers and just focus on his guitar playing. Can't you hear me knocking all that shit is fucking heroin in your fingers. That's if he touches you, you're high for two fucking days. And that's what happens to you. That's what happens to you when you listen to that shit. You know, I love every listen, man. I love everything. I get into arguments with people and the biggest arguments I'll get in the anger I get is about music, because it's plain and simple. I was telling somebody the other day if there was,

if Leonard Skinner would have lived, do you know how different society would have been today? Because the cars wouldn't have been popular. A lot of that music would have never came out. If Leonard Skinner would have lived, they would have rised up. They would have rised up. Outlaws would have rised up. All those Southern based type bands would have fucking jumped right up. That would have made room for nobody. They were eating people alive. I've said this for years. Look at fucking read all, read up on when they opened up for the Stones in Nebworth. It was two different fucking worlds. Even the Stones couldn't believe how good Leonard Skinner was. They couldn't believe it. That these guys were fucking crazy. Somebody wrote me a thing yesterday.

When are you coming to Jacksonville? And I'm gonna fuck that boredom fucking town. But you know, that fucking boredom town produced some of the best fucking guitar players in the history of American music. The guitar player from the Eagles, the guy they threw out, and fucking Tom Petty. As a matter of fact, he was Tom Petty's guitar player in high school. Did you fucking know that though? Did you know that the guitar player from the Eagles taught Tom Petty the guitar in high school? Tom Petty is another savage that you got to get into him. There's a couple albums that he's fucking heavy duty. When they fucking kidnapped the chicken, Sounds of the Lambs, they played Tom Petty. Tom Petty's a fucking savage, though.

World of Rock, where do you want to take this label to? I mean, you're doing comedy. I'm doing my next album with you guys or this album. You can't eat pussy with Adam. I'm gonna put it out on vinyl for the connoisseurs of vinyl, you know, because when I listened to fucking comedy, I learned to listen to comedy on pink on our, you know, whatever his name was, prior, prior on vinyl, you know, I had Colin on vinyl. And if you left the vinyl by the window, the sun would melt the vinyl a little bit. So it would have a little bump into it. So all the music had like a little bump into it. So you had to put it back by the window and adjust it when it got warm again, fucking tremendous You gotta be very careful with your albums. Oh, yeah, you always got to be careful. So

you could just stack them vertically too, because if you stack them horizontal, that if there's a piece of dust or a speck of something in there, it could scratch the groove. So you always want to stack it vertical. Remember when somebody was, remember when somebody would borrow your album and scratch it, you wanted to fucking stab them 50 times? Like dog, when I gave you this album, it wasn't scratch. Yes, it was. It bumped into that party. Listen, man, I'm happy it's the time to call in today, Joe. I love you at all my heart. I think you're a good little fucking guy doing a good thing and you're doing it for the, for the right cause, you know, it's really cool to hear on a Wednesday morning. Yeah, yeah, you're doing it for the right cause.

I listen, bro, I could tell when somebody's faking the funk and I could tell when somebody's putting everything they got into this. And I want to do, you know, you can't eat pussy with asthma. We're going to fucking print up. I got to get you some pictures together. And I also want to do my next one with you. And I want to do like a Pink Floyd thing, put all three of them together on vinyl and make like a big cover. And we'll get that out for Christmas or something. I have a couple, there are a couple surprises for the vinyl too. One of which will make each single copy different from all the rest. One of them involves my good friend, water boxer and the other two gentlemen that I was with when I saw you in Jersey, you're going to be helping with the

final step of the vinyl part or the vinyl pressing process. I'm not going to tell you what it is yet. You'll find out. That's why I love you, brother. How cool is fucking water boxer? I love him. Is water boxer a bad motherfucker? Everybody on there. Lucas Leon, don't fake the funk they had me on. I was actually, I called him to Lee's show. I think it was episode six or seven. Did you? I called him until Lee and I just, you know, thank you, brother. Thank you for supporting the Flying Jew Radio. You're a good man. So I'll give you a call from Florida and we'll put this together,

brother. I love you and I've been watching you and I don't want you to think I threw you to the wolves. Sometimes, you know, sometimes when, uh, when people call him in a bad position, I got the baby in one arm and I don't want to yell him into the phone or something. You know, since, you know, man, this is, uh, it's a different life when you, once you sprinkle the child in there, it adds a different fucking view to his life. So that's why, but I love you, brother. Thank you for calling on Wednesday. Well, the rock. Now where's your webpage at? Just go to facebook.com slash world of rock records. If you want to check out the records, we have for sale. It's world of rock records dot big cartel.com. We still have

to put a website together. I'm getting on that now. And that's weird.com slash world of rock wrecks RVCS. And if you're an artist and you want to submit your music to a world of rock, man, Joe, you know, send it over and send it over and you never know what he could do for you. I love you, Joe. Thank you for fucking keep the music alive, bro. This means a lot to me with the vinyl. So I love it means a lot to me too. You have no idea. Stay black. Stay warm in Jersey, Cuck Sucker. That's right. I love this shit. I love it. I love what we're doing. Cuck Sucker. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive. Get up, do some jumping jacks and look at the sky. Thank whoever Buddha Jesus Satan for giving you another day of this motherfucker.

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I'm leaving tomorrow morning for the Fort Lauderdale Improv. Tickets are selling like hot cakes. Don't come crying at me. Oh, Joey, I can't get tickets. Fuck you. You should have got them on Tuesday. I know you broke, but on the credit card. Who gives a fucking payment? I'm a bad credit. And it's really cool up there. My dad lives in the area and he took me up there. They have like, we went to a sushi bar right next to the casino. Go up there for like a whole night. It's really fucking cool. I took a casino. Yeah. They have a sushi bar on the give you like cotton candy at the end. We sat at the sushi bar with like a really cool old Asian guy. So you went to the hard rock. Fuck yeah. Come on. Oh yeah, like three or four years ago. Yeah. You can leave your

shit slinging dick. I don't mess around. I go and I I scope out all your all your tour dates. You really know about it. Jews and shit like that. I want you to put on the Rolling Stones hot stuff. And this is how this is what this is what the Stones did for dirty like that. They're just dirty and I love them. I love all that shit. For you people who don't know for three April 3rd to April 5th. I'm at the Tempe Improv with my other favorite Jew, motherfucking Ari Shafir. And I don't know if you people remember Saturday night, my main man and my brother and my mentor in a lot of ways that he bravo Meta Morris. You could download it because the tickets are sold out there. A hundred dollars a ticket, but you can still download it for 30 bucks

or 20 bucks. 20 bucks. I know Lee will be down. Lee can come over later. You gotta help me download it on my phone. You can't download. I mean, it's just you stream it. So I can stream it on my iPad. Yeah. Yeah. So I go to MetaMorris.com pay for it and I can stream it. You're a fucking genius. That's why I love you. Where's that hot stuff? Oh shit. Oh shit. It's Wednesday. Get up. Watch that pussy motherfucker. You might get a lead until they go. Wigglefuck with Joey Lee. Fat man alert. Fat man alert. What? Go Lee. Move your hands in the air. A couple calories, Lee. Come on. Go Lee. What? Huh?

There's one problem about Lee. It's Wednesday, March 26th. You bad motherfuckers. What are you going to do? Sit there with a thumb up? You're asking me right there? Yeah. Get what belongs to you motherfucker. Your lunch money is in somebody's pocket and you're sitting there. It's Joey, the church. Go out there and get some fucking cash. Sign up for a fucking jujitsu class. Write your fucking memoirs. I don't give a fuck. Stab a bitch. Do something today. Do something. You only get one shot at this fucking mic. You know what I'm saying? Where's the national anthem? That's what the problem is. Nobody fucking remembers they're a fucking American no more. You understand me? Get up. That's it. I'm pissed off today. Get up. Get up. You're a

fucking American. People forget every week. Well, where's the missing plane? Who gives a fuck? They're in the Indian Ocean. Now they found 150 fucking parts that belong to it. For 10 days, nobody found fucking nothing. But now today they found 113 parts. They just showed up for a week. They didn't know where it was. They didn't even know the Turkish shot it down. Oh shit. It's your chance to prove yourself. Justify your existence. You're a fucking American. You didn't wake up with a fucking towel on your head getting chased by fucking Russians. You didn't wake up being a black kid under a fucking tree with no breakfast and flies on top of you. You didn't wake up in some fucking foreign country where they're whipping and you're sucking

some fucking old man's dick. But you're sitting there complaining about insurance and there's no work and there's no construction. Go fuck yourself. Get up. Grab your balls. What do you think God put you in this fucking planet for? What the fuck do you think he put you in the United States for? To be a fucking jerk off and to watch Kim Kardashian with fucking Kanye West on Vogue? Who gives a fuck about those two motherfuckers? They're getting somebody to peel blueberries and feed them to them. You gotta go out there and get the fuck up and wash your balls and wash your fucking hair and grab your fucking heart. You gotta get out there. Fucking Kardashian. Fuck good morning America. Fuck all this nonsense. It's all about you today. You're a fucking American.

Grab your gun. Fucking load it with bullets and get the fuck out there and take what belongs to you. The same way the fucking pilgrims did, motherfuckers. Have a great day. I love you. Stay black and stay fucking strong. You hear the church. That means you're a savage, motherfuckers. I love you. Lee, close this motherfucker up today. I'm fucking fired up. For Father Dale, here I come. I'm getting on a plane tomorrow morning. If you got them, smoke them, you bad motherfuckers. You heard it here first. Fuck good morning America. Fuck good morning American. All those fucking facts trying to sell you computer parts in the morning. You got to sell you you motherfuckers. It's all about you today.

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