Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #178 - Joey Diaz, Ray Kinella and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: May 19, 2014

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined again by Joey's friend Ray Kinella. Ray breaks down the television industry and is also promoting the new Screambox website launching July 15, 2014. This podcast is brought to you by: Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout. Hulu Plus. Visit Huluplus.com/joey for an extended free trial. Dollar Shave Club. Use promo code CHURCH and get high quality razors sent to your door. Escapepodtank.com Mention Joey or the Church and get $250 off. Recorded on 05/19/2014.

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joey Diaz the church of what's happening now anything like that they're going to save you an additional two hundred fifty dollars are you kidding me or what this is taking you fucking deep into the murky waters of the underworld monday may 19th the day the devil was fucked in the muffler without vaseline in a dark fucking room with two people watching oh shit oh shit it's a beautiful fucking monday morning if you're in the midwest out of those nuts out of those fucking nuts it's gonna be fucking hot jack but don't matter you're part of the church for what's happening now kicking lead oh shit oh shit oh shit what we all came out on a fucking monday

are you what what oh shit what stop that bitch what's up lisa at you bad mother fuck a little nothing award on a monday morning to rock these motherfuckers out get up it's a beautiful day to be alive you're in fucking america cocksucker you're not laying there with flies on you and white people taking pictures of you and shit let's hope not now that i fucking i'm i'm all energized i fucking told you this life is a comic it's tough nobody believes me and shit and we didn't even do much i didn't have you out snorting blow or taking machine guns up the ass nothing i had you out just

fucking i did that on my own okay let's take you to one back to the room you were fucking hallucinating it's great to be back happy monday to everybody at church or what's happening now talking about austin texas thank you very much for the love and the support you guys uh showed last week and as fucking far as comedy clubs are concerned when i got back i called arie and i told arie what i thought that club is definitely definitely the top five solid clubs in the country the staff i want to thank them all from shondry to kevin to the weight staff i mean uh when you go to texas you feel like family anyway yeah this was just a great weekend i'm happy that lee got to see a first hand we brought a camera down we were going to take a mad flavor's world for you but i don't

know what the fuck happened i got i got a uh i got a little bit but fucking you got me so high and then i was manning the table man the table cocksucker so i was walking away taking pictures leaving the t-shirts out cocksucker man the so i was no shape you were greatly you were fucking great it was a lot of fun great to watch you interact with uh you know man we're not uh we're not just a podcast no more we're a fucking we're our own crime family we're our own fucking crime family that's it that's it you want to be in the crime family you got it motherfucker but we don't kill nobody we're not shaking nobody down we're just slinging dick and telling motherfuckers what time it is that's it and making progress every fucking day so you want to be part of something you're part of a

fucking crime family now we smoke dope i smoked dope finally i didn't smoke yesterday though no no i just wanted to smoke in austin i was my 90 day anniversary and i wanted to get out of the way you know what i'm quitting again no big deal for right now yeah i'm pretty happy with the vapors i mean i can see you once like the saturday night shows if they have it yeah no i have a good time you know i just i have the best weed out right now at my house i looked at it when i got back last night like last night did you have 90 day old weed i have weed somebody gave me about three weeks ago okay and it is it's just just to look at it just even looking at it just to look at it like fuck and he told me when he gave it to me he goes this is this is it he goes i don't

have a lot of it take what i have so i'm just holding it out i'm gonna wait for my resistance to keep getting lower and lower or whatever the fucking is higher and higher i ate a pot cookie last night i had i had to i told you that how good was that flight oh i i said i didn't i don't know i don't know the way home doctor dog you had a middle seat open nobody bothers you you're back in LA by fucking 830 it wasn't even traffic by 830 on a sunday people aren't even thinking of driving you're back already yeah and that's it we were home by 930 i had a bowl of pasta for zool i was with the baby and my wife before they went to church when they came back we took a nap got up went to the park went to a couple spots and that's it answered some emails last night we had so many

fucking emails last we've got to break it into two parts really in the first time in two years wow fucking craziness you know a lot a lot of great questions a lot of people just reaching out saying but austin you know when i was leaving there i was thinking how great of a little city this just a little city that has everything yeah and we didn't do much you know you ain't got some barbecue yeah i like just because i thought you were gonna like i have your i have a little voice in my hand now joey dia's voice so we didn't do much like i didn't want to like nothing you told you didn't tell me not to bother you but you have the show and i didn't want to i don't want to like call you like hey you want to go sightseeing so it was like saturday yeah saturday lunchtime i was like

what can we have delivered here and all that was available is chinese food i was like if i told joey i got chinese food what the fuck yeah we got chinese food so i went and looked and the closest place to me was this place called rudies i got a cab and it was fucking delicious it was fucking amazing you know listen and i know that there's franklin's and there's the other place i got a big problem ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna tell you what it is right now i don't believe in lines and this isn't just recently this is something that i had even as a young kid like being i was always very impatient on lines fucking if i gotta wait this long i don't mind a 15 minute line you know there's lines you have to go through at security at the airport i make the best but i don't want to make it a habit

to get online right uh when i was a kid when i was about 18 or 19 i was taken to studio 54 on a thursday night and i was placed online it was a little bit annoying but my friend got a saying and we were in there like 40 minutes and studio something else you're in there doing blow and you get your dick sucked in i didn't get my dick sucked but i'm just saying you can have sex in there and see celebrities so i could see somebody in the 80s but i'm not standing online for eggs and i'm not i'm a fat fuck you know i'm not standing online for three hours with fucking barbie i'm just not i don't care how good the thing is it's just new and they do it in los felices they do it in uh anywhere with his hipster they have lines and you know what man that works for hipsters

i don't know what you're trying to push out there i have nothing against you but i don't believe in standing on lines we're fucking americans man my mother didn't come from cuba for me to stand online for fucking three hours for anything right for fucking anything i just don't believe in it you know you got to put up customer service you got to get a table out there and fucking cut some fucking brisket out there i'm just not doing it i i love your product i love what you stand for but i'm not waiting fucking three hours i got better shit to do in my life man i don't know if this is what franklin is doing but i think some of it is they're creating a demand like a lot of these places run out of food i wonder if you ever have a restaurant running out of

food like i think they're just doing it so people know they're gonna run out people know there's a line so then you're gonna go and it's like a let me see go away you know what i'm not paying somebody without i'm not doing that to somebody else i'm not the type of person i'm not gonna wait online i'm gonna pay you 10 bucks and i'll wait on i'll pay you 50 bucks to stand online for three hours but i'm just not gonna do it i don't i'm not supporting that rooties wasn't a gas station and it was fucking delicious no no no in our society now it's this thing that you know iphone it's hip to stand online the night before you don't want fuck you fuck you you want to smoke a half a number it's down line for an hour and giggle with your friends for 40 minutes that's cool

but i'm not gonna be there all fucking i'm not part of that society i never watched i think that's the worst one and don't hey don't be mad at me if you're one of the ones that did it but with amazon now and the and ordering online it comes the same day yeah no it's it's a part of this thing this movement that we stood online listen then move to fucking russia stand online for everything toilet paper light bulbs do do your fucking yeah all right we stand online on a fucking day i'm just not fucking doing it i don't care it's just something my mom doesn't come from cube i just don't like it man and that's it that's why i'm fucking staying and i know the barbecues good or frankly i had it last time i went it's fucking delicious the brisket melts in your mouth but not three hours

no no no no even the fucking jesus was born what's up lee nothing everyone was so cool can you show that that model again that was the fucking everyone was so nice in texas that's that's the daily devil was buried in sea this is from my andrew and i don't know how to pronounce the last name yeah as many as she's fucking sweet they're very nice people we've met a lot of nice people man and uh this is everywhere now this is everywhere you know we're doing a podcast we don't come on here and uh when we go off but we uh try to make you leave here feeling good it's like a fucking disney movie you know the church what's happening now it's like a disney it's like i want to see the love bug so are you the princess or whatever you know i never said i was no princess

hero i'm not saying about that shit what i'm saying is that you know uh we have a family so you're part of some i'm part of some lee's part of some like i said in the beginning i'm with you you're with me and they're with us fuck them all and if they're not with us fuck them all who gives a fuck who needs them you know exactly who the fuck needs them lee no what are you got today what were you asking me about my schedule no i just you we were talking and i i have uh rick ramus tonight okay um but other than that i'm fucking nothing i'm a riot for i got my last voice over class at seven i'm gonna uh work out i gotta write a little bit today i gotta meet with my girl tomorrow wednesday for the book and that's it the things are uh everything's fucking rolling

smoothly you know i love it um i'm still i i'm still getting over all those edibles that was a crazy fucking three or four days wilder you know oh my god it's fucking cuban pastries from dallas i'm gonna give him a shout out ookey spooky came down with his son looking beautiful it was just a nice little get together now we're gonna hook up with lady j i mean it's amazing what this is becoming and i never dreamt this i thought it was just gonna be you and i cracked on stupid fucking jokes and people but no it's becoming something beautiful and i'll tell you what was the most impressive thing of the weekend was duck benson show when i walked in then i seen people with signs like let's make a fucking deal i just could not believe it i was blown the fuck away i

couldn't even believe you know there's only two movies with the letters oh basically i know oh yeah other people's money and on the waterfront at first i was so high with the edible that apocalypse now came oh apocalypse now i go no apocalypse it's a fucking a but uh no no it was uh that was amazing doug does a great job with that goddamn show and trey was funny and joe was funny the kids i worked with this weekend it was just a total complete fucking uh great weekend to get on that was it eight weeks in a row i did people jesus eight weeks to stand up seven planes in eight weeks seven fucking return flights in seven weeks okay that's a lot of fucking plans but i did it and it wasn't even for the money man it was just to see you people at this point

i love i want to see the people i talk to stand up has become something different for me now i want to talk to the people and uh i got these dates in new york at goffin i don't know what the official date is but it's either these two weeks in september and so i'm gonna get a theater in brooklyn and lee and i are gonna go to new york we're taking this fucking podcast in new york we're gonna have some of my buddies on there maybe some crooked fucking gangsters and shit and i do a fucking live podcast somewhere in new york and we'll keep you posted on that uh i don't you know it's funny this weekend because lee asked me how i thought i did on stage you know uh we talk comedy on here and stand up and and little things it's like when i go to jujitsu

if i go to jujitsu when i last 10 more seconds i did the session before i'm very happy if i go to jujitsu and i do a hip escape and uh i i fucking sweep you and then i tap out because i can't breathe i'm very happy because i made forward progress it was funny that i thought i was having mediocre sets and then saturday night i did something i write that for me sometimes to write a joke i have to write a story and then when i'm writing the story i think of something that all turns together and the story i was writing is irrelevant i found the joke somewhere and one day i was writing a story and i think we talked about this in the testicle one time about sticky charlie we talked about it a lot of places i think where where did we talk i think i think you talked

about it in a testicle testament i think you've talked about on the podcast too sticky charlie was the greasiest looking dude you ever saw in your life he had some part it was something and i hate to say this it was some uh you know it was 1970s so he had some type of disorder you know and he was a little older than us i mean he was a lot older than us we were six or seven he had to be in the sturdies uh he got a check from the government maybe okay and he lived with his parents and i think he was jewish i think he had that something about him he could have been you know i'm saying he was just a white dude but i think he could i'm not making fun of you i'm just i i think he was jewish he had that uh mom his mom would come looking for him oh gosh okay he was

dirty that's the worst when you're sniffing the glue when your mom comes looking for you i never knew about drugs i knew that my mom had smoked pot uh you know i knew that little things but i was just a kid i wasn't aware of it and i was a geek man when i came from cuba i didn't know how to speak so i wouldn't speak uh constantly you know i was very insecure about my language and my american so i got into building models i don't know why people don't fucking hate me for it i got into building ships and little fucking buildings but then the marvel series came out and they had the hulk breaking through a wall and they had like spider-man on a wall with a web and and they were like these elaborate models and me and this geeky kid would get together on 148th street of all

places on top of this hobby store it was like they had you know paintings and and greeting cards whatever and we would do these models in the summer and then once we finished we'd go out we let them dry so we put them together and then i'd paint them and he'd paint them he had a uh a better hand than me he did the eyeballs and the and the star on captain america and that shit i mean we were a team don't ask me what his name was i don't remember what his name was but that was our life and we would meet like at like the model store opened at nine we were there at nine i bought the model but he helped me okay okay and then we split somewhere another week i gave it to him or whatever i bring it back home and uh one morning i got up i don't know what happened with the circumstances

we got all you know when you're fucking when you're a kid you don't know nothing about anything being out of stock you know what i'm saying when you're a kid and you go buy sneakers you they better be in fucking stock you don't know nothing about somebody saying to you oh we have them on a stock we have to come back right out of stock what does that mean so me and this geeky kid went into this fucking glue store into this hobby store went to get our glue and the guy's like no i'm out of it i'm clean out of it and for some reason at that time at that time a couple people knew charlie snorted glue but i don't think these two fucking store owners knew that he started glue you know and it was weird how we caught him in my godmother's alleyway and what he would do is he put the glue

in a bag and then you blow in it like yeah it was out of the attack of summer all right you did a lot of drugs i didn't do i didn't do glue i know you didn't do glue you've done a lot of drugs in your day how does someone get to the point where they're doing glue i don't fucking know li i don't know i i think for him it was a starting point he got stuck there yeah i think he just got stuck in that phase you know sometimes you smoke pot and then you do masculine for a while then you do coke then you do heroin he just settled on glue you know and i think and that's what makes me think after more thinking that he was jewish because he got a a government check at the beginning of the month and he had to chop up his days into a budget so

what fits into a two dollar budget glue it's 35 cents a fucking tube so after i saw him snorting the glue i didn't know like i took me like a week to ask around and people like yeah yeah yeah so i'm like i had to wait four fucking days for that glue we had to walk like a half a mile to get the other glue that you had to take out and with a brush and brush and you can't build the model rubber cement yeah rubber cement you can't build the model with that so we will live it so i talked a lot of thinking this is this is why i i don't want people to think that i had a bad life like people like oh well you know his mom died no man i was i was doomed for failure from the age of six and it was because of sticky charlie put a curse on me put a fucking

glue curse on me those are worse than fucking any black person in africa could put on you so fucking sticky i figured out that now at this point we'll call him sticky charlie right me that these Puerto Rican kids nelson and ricky i forget what his last sidenja we're calling him sticky charlie sticky charlie sticky charlie so i get pissed off this is the only time i ratted somebody out so i went to the store another time they're like yeah we have like i went back and they were down to three tubes so from being out of stock now they're down to three tubes so i just bought all three fucking tubes and i said that's it i know he's i go when are you getting the next shipment he goes what are you talking about go when are you getting the next

shipment he goes i don't know it takes like two days to order i go fucking let me i'm six or seven i go let me know how much a box of glue is i'm gonna call my mom right now and how i ever send you the money the guys look at me like what are you talking about i didn't fuck around at that age what i just have this image of the guy back there the the guy with you in the suit that's just you running around yeah that's me i was younger than that oh that's so funny that's when i was 10 this is three years earlier and my mother i remember taking a fucking cab down the 88 street and she gave me like the 15 bucks like she didn't understand i'm like i'm gonna be a business owner and she's like what are you talking about like at that age she didn't question me so you weren't

hoarding it for yourself no i fucking went and bought all the glue so i could sell it to stick it up something in my mind just said this is the only way i'm gonna control the glue fucking trade i i'm never gonna be without glue again that would bro that's what a what that's what our life was how can i live without fucking glue i didn't want to reuse rubber fucking cemently so i went and ratted the guy out and i go you know this guy snorts fucking glue how can you keep fucking something going i bought the case of glue so i waited for sticky charlie sticky the store opened at like the nine okay i got there like at eight thirty one more and that's sticky charlie scratching and he's like i don't know what happened they threw me out of

there i'm not allowed in there no more for some reason fucking i'm not allowed to hardware store like three blocks away there was like another hardware store 150 for in amsterdam or something he wasn't allowed in there either the people from that store called those people so they started calling each other and telling them that that guy was snorting glue and they don't want him in the stores so he knew it he's like so do me a favor go in there and buy me the fucking glue i went in there i said no i'm not gonna buy you the glue i got the glue now i'm the new fucking king of the glue on this corner cocksucker you want glue it's gonna cost you 55 cents he was best he's like so you're putting a 20 cents tariff on it i'm like cuz and i didn't even know about the law and supply

i knew nothing i just knew i was a glue salesman i didn't know about marketing skills there was no myspace there was no nothing i just knew this motherfucker was not taking my glue no more and this went on for a summer where he would come to me and go come on give me the glue for 45 cents so you're not getting it for 45 it's 55 fucking cents and he would tell me fuck you i'm gonna rob you in a right because i hung out with like three other fucking little devils that there was six and seven and the fucking we bite you we hit you with fucking garbage cans we didn't give fuck where did you keep the glue did you have like a little briefcase with you my godmother's house and my godmother's house so he'd give me the money i'd go to a fucking spot and come back

i wouldn't put it in my pocket i put it in my godmother's like what's all this glue so he started teasing me he's like i'll give you 35 cents i ain't paying you a dime over so i would get elmer's glue to fuck with him and you can't snort elmer's glue there's nothing elmer's glue but the best is the day he told me to go fuck myself at nine in the morning on that one i saw him across the street with a can of paint mixing mixing it up and he would snort like the little he snort paint he snorted paint the little you know little ones you know you have the big cans of paint okay you get the little cans of paint oh like the uh yeah put that in the bag mix it up a little bit and he would wait for a hot day or so i don't fucking know leigh i don't know that's the

worst that's one of the worst and he used to get pimples on his neck i'm snorting glue like white heads but they weren't filled with glue they were filled with like just pasta liquid i fucking know i tortured that motherfucker for two or three years finally i don't know where he went he went to a glue rehab with some shit posting speaking of torturing that that lady at the end of saturday night was possibly my favorite lady ever oh what that fucking old lady was tremendous an old lady and she was waiting for you and then you left i thought you were going to the club to like try to hide from her so i was like i was standing out there high as fuck just like staring at her and then you came out and it took like 15 minutes to get rid of her listen dog some women

some people none of my women men too are relentless she was relentless she came up to me saying that she was an author and she wanted to ask me questions now this lady had to be 56 to 60 she's telling me she had asked me questions about uh a book or whatever so uh i go what's the book about and she started telling me about what is that shit s&m that she had a handcuff on her wrist that's not my world you know i'll piss on your neck i'll do shit like that but i never tied somebody up and dragged them across the room and punched them like that that's just me goofing around that's not in my repertoire of sex moves and all she kept saying all because i had i ended up leaving with joe just because i couldn't keep it together and i want to ruin it but all she kept saying was

let's have a drink let's have a coffee and you're like i can't i gotta go right now i think i what am i gonna do have a drink but i don't even know what the fuck to drink i don't know i'm coffee it's one in the fucking morning go home old lady jesus christ tortured me she's falling into the car oh my god i even asked her no and then i knew i was in trouble when she told me she was bald from her eyebrows down i didn't know what that meant i didn't know what the fuck she meant i was like jesus so she's bald from her fucking eyebrows down i didn't know what the fuck she was talking about it's amazing the people you meet man you meet interesting people at all levels and at the end of the game that's what this is all about remember for years that was the big

word is whenever you talk to me what do you want to do with your life oh i want to travel and meet interesting people the fuck are you talking about now it's what i do yeah i travel and i meet interesting people it's that fucking simple you ever have a pimple on top of your eyebrow probably there's no whitehead or nothing but the motherfucker hurts like a fucking jesus christ this thing hurts i just want to give it a squeeze i thought somebody stuck a fucking needle in my eyeball jesus christ on my i watched something very interesting the other night that really tapped home with me and it had to do with arty lang i watched arty lang on tom green i think it was thursday night i had radio friday morning yeah tom green was on first off tom green is becoming a

great little fucking interview i mean his shows uh i watched a couple of them and america is ready for that type of shit something loose free where people curse and whatnot and uh you know he talked to arty about what had happened for you a lot of people don't know arty was a co-host on the uh howard stern show i never really listened i think in the eight years he was on there listened to him maybe three times and every time i listened to him it scared me because he sounded like me and i was doing all those drugs and stuff and i had never known arty i had met him in vegas briefly we did a show uh with rogan me arry dunkin and they were doing the show later on that midnight and their show was four times the size of ours like we thought we were bad asses because we had

600 people yeah he must have had 8 000 people in there and he was hammered and he went on stage and it was like uh it was sad i remember even as a junkie myself saying that's sad i would never want uh people to know me for that you know we smoke a joint we have a few geegas but to be on stage and they'd be created and be fucked up and and you know one thing about arty langman when he gives an interview he's very honest so i feel what you guys feel sometimes when i talk about drugs or situations or uh and he was talking about what had happened to him at the end when he tried to commit suicide and how howard called him but they put him in the insane asylum and uh you know because when you try to kill yourself they they they hold you down they

tie your hands and shit you know and the paparazzi's and he was talking about how he's a sea level uh celebrity and the paparazzi was still there and it's just amazing where uh the drugs had taken and it's funny when i talk about drugs in front of lee sometimes i see it in lee's face that he doesn't know like lee it's just i'm i'm very happy that you you're who you are you know i i don't understand uh i understand how it did work the message from people did work because i talked to a lot of young people yeah i talked to a lot of young people i take acts and go to raves and shit like that but i talked to a lot of young people i don't even know what that is and you're one of them and it's amazing that sometimes when i talk about drugs you sit there and go wow

i'm so fucking happy i didn't get involved so it's it's you cannot when i was watching that interview and i was watching arty talk about the drugs and uh just the aftermath of the suicide thing i couldn't never imagine that and i gotta tell you man the last year and a half i was that frustrated i don't know how i didn't stick a knife in myself no i can't even imagine because i've had some low times just naturally and i can't even imagine having the drug addiction it's true we have shitty times just being a human being never mind pouring that shit into your nose or your veins but there was times when i would have to go in the bathroom and pee and i would look at myself in the mirror and for the love of christ lee i can't tell you what i felt inside i felt like

that the mirror was going right through me you want to just put your head through the mirror so you can't really see yourself so what's the feeling like like when you have like that like he let's say he's so pissed off he's that depressed but he's still using is it like do you hate yourself while you're doing it is it absolutely it's a fucking cycle no no no no no no no you just uh you're putting it more in you to kill the pain to kill what you just saw yeah hope the image you go out of your mind i mean and the image is horrible when you walk past the bathroom and you see yourself or the next day when somebody takes a picture and you see yourself it's it's a fucking horrible i've always if you really scour you'll never find pictures of me coked up i always hated

that shit people wanted to take pictures and they were coked up for me it was something that i was involved in that it was a dirty little secret you know it just kept going yeah at least sometimes it keeps going it's a runaway fucking train you know if i get 90 emails a week 30 of them are about pills or yeah coke or heroin it's a runaway fucking train and once a person gets off and looks inside themselves it's fucking scary it's a deep scary move so now you have two choices after you look inside yourself you could either keep going or go for help and i gotta tell you something keeping going is the easiest choice fuck yeah it is you know sometimes i remember trying to go for help i remember trying to go to a free clinic in hollywood just to see what it was about

and it was a fucking nightmare so by the time you took the paperwork to go get it you were getting high again it just didn't matter yeah i remember terry finding the paperwork one day and go what the fuck is this and i go i stopped by there for a friend and hurt giggling her ass off going Jesus Christ i can't believe you can't but that was the very beginning yeah it's crazy because i want when you're talking about how kids don't get into it there's do you have dare when you were a kid i don't it's just a drug program they come in no no they come into your schools and they show you the stupid videos and it never really works and i don't know if you it would be scared straight but i mean it does work i think it would be no but i'm saying i think it would be better if like

someone like you or arie lang would go and be like listen guys like it feels great at the beginning but it never ends up positive like that's that's all when you were saying that that it never it it stops feeling good if i went into a classroom of 60 people and talked to 60 kids i would reach one of them yeah one of the 60 kids because 30 of those kids wouldn't get high anyway okay 50 i'm going with 50 and i'm not intelligent in that source i'm just saying what i feel i think 50 would be 15 kids out of 30 kids out of 60 and i could probably scare one kid not scare one kid but uh confirm what he was thinking he had an idea he was thinking again i listen kids are gonna smoke pot yeah it's just something if they don't uh it's kind of weird because they're trying

things you know you try things when you're younger or maybe you're not you're that headstrong and that solid your parents did such a good job i don't even know if it's that i think i don't think i think parents can do a great job but it's just i mean you must see it at a very much more intense level with mercy because everything's new but when when you think about it when i mean the first time you try drinking it's not because you want to be an alcoholic but it's new and you're not supposed to do it and but you can't compete like i can't compete when i go in to talk to 60 kids about doing drugs i can't compete with society i can't compete with instagram right i can't compete with somebody being at a club and taking a picture of themselves smoking a blunt you know i can't compete

of the coolness of that and deep down inside we all want to be accepted we all want to be cool we all want to be so i can't compete with that if i know what i know now i could tell you that you don't need to fucking do drugs to be cool i think you'd be fucking cooler without fucking doing drugs that's if if you live your life in that matter you know i know a lot of people don't do drugs that live their life and they have a great fucking time i was weak at that age and i let them come in and then they stayed in you know i let them come in and they stayed in and little by little i got rid of the the damage was it too late was it too early who the fuck knows i know i'm not doing drugs today yeah i know i'm not they're not on my mind constantly and now what do you think i'm interested

to get your uh perspective on it when i was under 21 i drank a lot and then when it was legal for me i basically stopped drinking at 21 i believe that what do you feel about like that countries are legalizing more and more drugs do you think it's a good thing or i don't like it you don't really i don't want i don't want it in their faces man i don't want it in everybody's faces i know how it affects me you want me to tell you i left new york for various reasons but one reason definitely definitely was the accessibility of it the accessibility of cocaine in the 80s it wasn't the big thing i could walk to the fucking corner okay i could walk to the corner there'd be three guys sitting out there talking and inside a bumper and a car near by they had

coke stashed all i had to do was give them the cash and they'd send their boy to go get it right on the fucking corner you know heroin was acceptable when i was a kid i could go to washington square park and get eight valium for ten dollars when i was 18 years old eight valium for ten dollars ten fucking dollars guys ten dollars you know and i just didn't like that accessibility and i know i'm gonna get well listen people gonna do drugs anyway yeah people gonna drink people gonna fucking fuck and suck people gonna get hokers people gonna shoot heroin people gonna gamble you know uh i i saw a report months ago maybe a year on the backlash of gambling in pennsylvania all these women all these housewives that go to these games and these games are

are lights and bolts and they get caught up and they next you know that they're remortgaging their house these women their husbands don't know you know when i went down to santa fe somebody had won an account and the guy was telling me when the manager's there he goes it was fucked up because they wanted the 60 grand in cash you know not in a check that means that they don't want their husband to know they won the 60 grand oh jesus you know it's as things as simple as gambling now are they weak for getting involved with gambling yeah did i gamble yeah did i learn my lesson you know how you learn your lesson when you gamble when you pay three weeks when you lose yeah that's how you learn your lesson if you keep losing then it's a mental

thing it becomes a mental thing where you enjoy losing you enjoy saying jesus fucking christ i had the jets minus three and they you know some people that's a form of conversation going to be expressing i just i don't know man i don't like it and i'm i'm telling you this is a fucking junkie that that's what i'm thinking about this is a fucking junkie that i don't want it that accessible okay i do not want it that accessible i know when i was out there you're gonna get it anyway but i still don't want it over the fucking counter so any good that would come from not having to go to drug dealers it just it's negated by the fact that now there's heroin on the streets there's always gonna be drugs on the street right it's gonna be fucking meth everywhere you know i was telling you

i watched on that geodeo and i i watched drug zinc and i was watching a guy in san francisco it's part of a gay meth ring up there that they're hooked on fucking meth and this guy dresses up like fucking rob howford from judas priest and for 200 miles an hour he comes to your house and he's got hiv he's got hiv already and he shoots meth and then once a month the guy sends him a thousand dollars he gets a hotel room because he's homeless by the way gets a hotel room gets a computer with a camera and tapes himself shooting heroin and jerking off and the guy pays him a thousand dollars fucking hilarious jesus christ fucking hilarious so if people doing that it's fucking uh uh still illegal can you imagine legal and people gonna do them and people gonna get drugs

at all levels and i i'm not i can't fucking judge you i can't you know i i've been with you fucking been you know but something about it i just didn't want it that easy man is that part of the reason why you're not smoking as much because i mean especially with mercy getting older she's gonna start seeing things and with edibles and stuff you can't no one's gonna know what that she's not gonna know what that is but if like she saw you with a good joint that'd be easier to see is that any part of your thinking at all listen man let's get the fucking let's push the elephant out of the room uh your parents are your heroes or at least this is how i feel if you've heard this podcast you you know anything about me my mother was my hero

and then she died so you have a fallen fucking hero okay i'm not even going there with it but we have parents they're our heroes until a certain age your parents are your fucking heroes you want to be your father a girls want to be mommy you know they want to be princesses whatever the fuck they want to be okay what if you saw your hero doing something what if you saw your hero yeah how many times if people said jesus christ they went to meet jerry lewis and he told him to go fuck themselves and they left their depressed or whatever it's the same thing with your parents i saw my hero get hot i didn't fucking like it when i was a kid you know many times i told my mom to wipe her nose because i would see the coke rings and shit i fucking hate it then i'm being

honest with you guys i hate it but at some point it had to affect me it told me it was okay to do it yeah somewhere okay if your hero does it tells you it's okay to do it we have a responsibility here in this country around the world you have a responsibility especially people on the public eye you know people on the public eye you know these little girls love kim Kardashian you know how many people making sex tape because they think that they put a sex tape up they're gonna be famous whatever there's different thing you know this chick right here with sterling what the fuck what the fuck i'm still blown away that a pretty girl there's got to be a retardation in there somewhere that makes you want to suck an old dick to pay your fucking rent there's a lot of those

people now i mean there's there's a show coming out where the the commercial for it is this girl saying the only skill i want to have is signing a credit card receipt and it's just people and just for this town some of them have a lot of money like parents just don't care and they give them money instead of what a pathetic life but you know also sounding like that when he was fucking me jesus that was the life i wanted i didn't want to do shit i thought i had money i thought i had money coming to me i thought the world owed me you know when i walked into a bar i could drink for free i thought that i could front coke you know we all want that world we all want that world where we just walk into a place and there's a Lamborghini waiting for you but that's not a

fucking reality have you heard a lot of that i mean obviously i'm not asking you to name names but in hollywood have you heard of like this this actor has a 20 year old girl who lives in the hills and he pays her rent and yeah you've heard a lot oh jesus christ i knew about it uh i first discovered it when i was fucking the guys this is just to tell you how naive i was about those sexual type things because i don't want you to think that i knew everything about every i didn't i learned them the hard way just like you guys we're all fucking morons and as we go along we learn things when i was 20 no fuck 95 when i was 32 i dated a girl and i liked them one day we were talking and she goes do you know i put myself through college and i was out and she goes

i had an old man but i fucked him once a week and he paid my college he paid my car bill he paid all my bills again 500 a week and she'd have to go over there once a week and he'd get another hooker and uh she would have to suck his dick while the hooker ate her pussy and do blow it was fucking craziness now like at first when you first hear like oh that's gross but like imagine let's say you were a girl instead is that so bad i mean like if you were a girl and your and your mom died and you were on your own and there was no way for her to get through college maybe that's not terrible listen i can't judge it because what's the between me stealing and her hooking i mean we're both selling our fucking soul yeah you know so i'm not here to judge i was never madder

but i had never heard that before yeah that's crazy 32 years old we gotta call him all right what's up baby dude it's my main man johnny goombats Vinny boombats here Vinny boombats what's happened Ray Canella not much not much not much i am uh i am just uh uh doing my thing on a monday morning uh getting around y'all i'm opening up the office here and uh uh just uh just getting ready to attack culture once again never in the history of the podcast as i have i had so many people asked when are you gonna put ray back on so i was talking to lee about television the other day and uh whatever and i said i gotta get fucking ray back on lee said the same thing and here the fuck you are

what's happened beautiful nothing nothing nothing i'm having a good old time i mean i'm finally enjoying spring has finally sprung in new jersey after a really really shitty winter and uh uh i'm dude i'm just i'm doing my thing i'm very excited you know uh uh i'm uh i'm gearing up to relaunch uh our subscription horror movie channel screen box all right so tell me what happened tell me what happened because lee was asking how's the youtube page going well uh uh what screen box is is screen box is a digital horror movie channel uh much like netflix in that you pay small monthly fee and you have access to our horror film library okay and you can watch as many movies as you want as many times as you want and like netflix there's no ads no commercials everything is

completely uncut there's no pop-ups there's no promos you have to scroll through nothing you pay a fee and you watch the material you watch the content we had launched uh screen box a year ago on youtube and now i am knee deep in work uh uh getting ready to relaunch screen box on july 15 across multiple platforms uh we are uh set to launch on xbox on roku and on samsung devices in addition to launching an official website so uh this is the next step this is the next move we're gonna uh the youtube channel is going to become a marketing platform and i believe it's going to become a free channel so you can come to uh the youtube screen box channel and you'll see me and you'll see trailers and you'll see uh movie reviews and lots of fun stuff going on there

and if you'd like to become a subscriber well then you can link on over to our website and become a subscriber and for 2.99 a month you gain access to all of our films and it's just the natural evolution of uh of entertainment really because i know that you and i want to talk a little bit about the cable and broadcast uh up fronts that occurred uh a week or two ago and you know before getting into that topic what i'm excited about is the work i'm doing right now uh uh being involved with good people at screen box the team has really grown since we launched the year ago and uh we have wonderful wonderful creative talented people involved to really take screen box to the next level and um we think this is the future of uh of entertainment it's a vod world

you know it's a video on demand world uh people are no longer satisfied with shelling out you know hundreds of dollars for cable and uh not watching you know and not watching any other you you you you're simply not watching what you're paying for with cable um you get how many how many channels you get at home coco 600 yeah and you watch four nine and 14 of them out of all those channels you are only watching between nine and 14 it is not a good value anymore cable tv now when you and i were young when you and i were kids and cable started what was the benefit to cable back in the day do you remember getting dirty movies on hbo the first hbo i got was because of the groove tube i talked to my mom long before it's now even before hbo

even before it's because hbo didn't come along right away the goal that the main benefit of cable back in the day was the reception it eliminated the need for an antenna on the top of your home by having cable that was the benefit back in the day and then they started aiding channels and aiding channels when i was with the sci-fi channel back in 1992 when we launched the sci-fi uh the cable net the cable landscape was still analog okay and we had trouble getting on cable systems because the digital age hadn't hadn't come yet everything was still antiquated analog equipment when the digital age came that's when everything exploded and now you get 600 channels and then each broadcast channel has an on-demand channel which isn't really on demand because you still

have to sit through commercials you know i it's very funny just last night my wife and i were going through the on-demand channels because each each network like apc and cbs and npc and fox they also have what they call a vod channel but in my opinion it's not really vod when you have to sit through commercials you know it's just another cbs channel let me tell you something that i like but you did something that we talk a lot about in the church that you did and i admire the fuck out of you that you couldn't do 30 years ago was a man in his late 40s or early 50s saying fuck the corporate world or fuck my job i'm gonna go out there and do something different i'm gonna go out there and do something that while i was doing this fucking job and i was

loving it i was learning something i was seeing the bad side of it or the the downs not i'm not saying sci-fi was bad in any way i watch it from time to time what i'm saying is that that's what i admire about you at this point that you're saying that in midlife you're gonna go fuck what i was doing i'm gonna go open up my real fucking passion and put everything i got into it until they put me in the fucking grave in one of these horror movies that i produced myself well the truth the truth is while that's the while that's very nice of you to say the truth is the truth is that i was let go from sci-fi okay well even that i'm no visionary no even that rey even that even a lot of people how long were you there how long were you at sci-fi how long were you there 20 years okay

most people would have fucking climbed into a hole gone to a doctor taking antidepressants and blaming on society and how a guy your age what is he gonna do now not you not you you said you know what i'm gonna turn to my passion i put away a couple dollars i got a brother i got a wife and i'm gonna go to work and i'm doing what i love and that's why i admire you look you tried the youtube page last night when i spoke to you you spoke to me about this youtube page because you know what it didn't work out is like we thought so we're gonna attack this most people crawl in a fucking rock right yeah i mean i don't know a lot about the business side but it seems like you're making the right choice yeah youtube is a good place to start because it has the the backbone

and has people going to youtube but now now that you have a little bit of a following you go and you go to your own website and you don't have to deal with youtube anymore well you know the powers that be the uh the good people that created screen box and i'm i'm now and to be clear i'm not one of the creators of screen box they approached me when uh when i became available on the open market uh they approached me to be a programmer and a host and and uh uh you know it's it's just a privilege to be thought of in such a way uh but i you know i mean i had already seen the writing on the wall because i have two teenage daughters and you and i spoke about this in the past my teenage daughters were obliterating the way that i was using television so around the time that you

know the layoffs happened at sci-fi i was let go with about 400 folks um about around the time that the layoffs happened at mvc universal um i was already you know ready to go because of a number of things 20 years is a long time uh uh you got you have to 20 years in one particular spot is an awful long time uh uh you you you need to move around more and i and i wished that i had moved around a little bit more but um but i also came to the realization that there was a change coming to the industry that no one can stop that that that this change in the industry is inevitable and so in a way uh it was it was both a blessing and a curse that i i left cable and uh the good people in the screen box were were generous enough to make me an offer

and uh have me come aboard and it's been so exciting a huge learning curve for me i think um um you know i'm 51 i just turned 51 and so to be training in a new technology i've been sitting through training sessions and things like that to be trained in a new technology this old dog learned a few new tricks has been a lot of fun and i and i could be bothered with with all of this so uh so for me it's a lot of fun but i personally feel that you know i was out of party yesterday and i was speaking with a 20 year old young lady a young lady in her mid 20s who just passed the bar exam and joined a law firm okay she does not own cable she has a Netflix account and an Xbox account okay so this is the shift that is happening the next

gen the next generation the millennials and the next gen okay they don't want cable they can't afford it number one and it's an on-demand world they want to watch what they want to watch they don't want to watch what someone else selects for them at a time that is selected for them it's an on-demand world and the next generation gets that and so what you see from the broadcast channels and from the cable channels what you're seeing is a lot of scrambling they're throwing a lot of money at the problem the problem is their audience is shrinking and their advertising dollars are shrinking and this is true this is the truth it's been a steady decline it's a slow decline because the networks are doing an excellent job of keeping the quality of the content thought of but nonetheless

it's still a decline and i think over over years we'll see the model shift and and i mean we are seeing the model shift but right now television is still your primary source of entertainment i could easily foresee a future where it's all along the way i think for people my age i don't think tv is number one anymore i think i think if sports weren't a factor it'd be even more people not on tv because honestly that's the really only reason i need cable other than that i could get anything i need online what do you think about and i'm actually really pissed off i hate AT&T i hate them they're the worst and they just bought direct tv and you saw the news this morning right yeah and comcast just bought friggin time Warner they're only gonna they're older it's gonna be worse

and worse because they're gonna have even less choices and it's gonna get more expensive and it's just it's terrible and then out here for dodgers fans if you don't have time Warner you can't watch dodger games so now they have no reason to keep i think they're making terrible decisions i watched i want i clicked on a gallery online they have all those picture galleries like look at the shows they got canceled this year i went through 40 slides and i must have not known 30 of the shows all the pilots and stuff like i canceled i i you just never hear of them anymore so i mean i'll be but we're saturated that the mark that the cable landscape is now saturated um who announced the other day that they did client to launch okay i was just reading

in the trades that someone came out to say oh let's move us was uh uh making a comment about uh um you know maybe launching a cbs branded cable network but at this point the cable landscape is so saturated there are so many channels out there that you had no clue that they existed um and it's a waste of time in a waste of space right uh and a waste of money more importantly um yeah the cable landscape is is is pretty much uh uh done and eaten up and 18 teachers spent 48 billion by the way 48 billion to buy direct tv i don't even i don't even know how that's legal by the way has about 25 they have about 25 million subscribers i think between 20 and 25 million subscribers direct tv so that's a huge chunk

of change but what that does for AT&T it puts them in the tv business it puts them in the cable business you know AT&T um and that's where they want to be jesus it's uh it's pretty i think the only tv stations that really make sense are like those ones like tbs and all those ones that just really do syndicated shows and then i don't have to spend any money on producing the actual shows tbs does produce a few shows but like whatever my team might like whatever that weird guy then number 11 that if shows like king of queens and friends and that those must be the only ones making money because the people love the shows and they don't have to produce anything yeah but yeah but those shows still cost money to acquire for tnt and tbs and those shows aren't cheap that's true uh

and that's why you see such a turnover by the way when you know when when when we have these up fronts you know you have first you have the the the what's been canceled you have the announcements of what shows are not coming back and then you have the up fronts now now you you know what you know what the purpose of the up front is correct no hit me well the purpose of the up front is and and the up fronts have gotten more and more and more consolidated uh what i mean by that is nbc universal let's take them my old boss as an example nbc universal held their up front on may 12th at the javits sample okay and it wasn't just nbc universal it was all of the networks that fall under the nbc universal umbrella so that would be us a network that would be sci-fi channel that would be e it would

be esquire it would be chiller it would be all a telomundo uh uh i'm excuse me univision um you know six seven eight networks now what they do is they all got they gather all of the advertisers together this is a party for the advertisers the up front because that's a broadcast channel a broadcasting cable channels currency is how they uh uh uh raise revenue through programming they raise revenue from the advertisers so they throw a big party for the advertisers and they pull out all the stops and nbc universal this year had seth miers come out they held it at the javits center and seth miers came out and entertained the crowd with a few jokes blah blah blah uh joel mccale also came out uh uh and spoke to the crowd and basically what they tell

the crowd because the crowd is made up of advertisers they thank them for their support thank you for your continued support thank you for your advertising dollars and here is our slate of upcoming programming for you to check out so that we can continue to do business together and that's the purpose of the upfront is to bring in the advertisers thank them for their support and then show them what you have coming around the corner so that they can invest more dollars in your in your network and that's basically what the upfronts are and it's usually a great party i in the 20 years that i worked for sci-fi um i only went to two up fronts um basically the reason being was because this was this was before the

consolidating occurred you know like sci-fi would have its own upfront separate from a usa network separate from e separate from chiller you know one of sci-fi chiller used to do this together but um all the people network used to do this separately now we live in a climate where you know i just rattled off seven channels owned by one company uh you know you have nbc usa sci-fi chiller esquire e univision you have all seven eight nine channels on the one owner okay so it just makes sense to throw one party now what do you think about like the big theater in manhattan fox held bears oh and they had ryan sea crest open and making it and and and address the crowd so it's it's a way for advertisers to see the salads to see the stars you know to to to tie one on a little

bit have some good food it's it's a big schmooze that's basically what do you think like is it possible now because i mean when you think of advertisers the whole reason they don't have swearing on tv is because it would upset the advertisers do you think they like and like i don't know if like let's say screen box had an upfront could you sit could like could you have swearing and and and still get advertisers that would that would lock on and you could still make money as opposed to not having to having nothing nothing on tv now because god forbid an advertiser drops out all right that's a great question that's a great question because what that allows me to do is to clarify something okay there were two business models out there there is the broadcast model

which relies on advertisers for their revenue and then there's the subscription model and the subscription model is like hbo stars uh uh on core uh showtime okay in in the subscription world there's no advertising all right they make their money they make their money through subscription okay so there's no ads there's no there's promos for material that appears on their own network but there's no burger king no grill on desk right so screen box is falls under that model of subscription and that's one of the things that has me thrilled about being part of the team at screen box is that there's no more ratings there's no more advertisers there's no more censoring uh uh uh because we're subscriber base the movies you you watch the movies with all of the language

all of you watch the movie the way it was made the way it was meant to be watched that's funny because we did a new model so we we don't approach uh advertisers at screen box we will probably will for the website uh uh but the main source of revenue is subscription that's amazing because last week when i did dug lugs movies we were talking about when you watch a movie on tv and instead of saying shit they say crap but sometimes let's say ray leo there's the one that's saying it they can't get ray and they get like lead to say just say crap at the end of ray leo there's and you sit there and go jesus christ what am i watching you know it's like watching scarface on tbs or something uh yeah it does feel like the dark ages we've we've definitely evolved

and that is a problem that the the the the broadcasters and the cableers have is that they still well you see they fall the broadcast networks fall under the regulations of the FCC because their material is free over the airways you could go to radio shack and spend $50 on a digital antenna put it up on your roof and boom you get all the networks in gorgeous 1080i high definition so they're held to a standard regulated by the government the cable industry is not regulated by the FCC in in so much that uh as far as content goes the cable industry sort more or less polices itself okay with the exception of HBO stars and showtime those guys are all you know my god you ever watch spartacus i had to go off topic for a second but you ever

watch spartacus no on showtime holy shit let me tell you something that show would have a hard time earning an r rating as they went out into the theaters theatrically jesus christ between the bloodletting the gore and the masturbation there's no way there's no way that they would get an r rating in the theaters but because their showtime and because their business model is a transaction between a subscriber and the company they don't fall under those FCC guidelines they don't fall under those FCC regulations i should say so um so the networks do it because they have to because the government tells them so they can be fine by the government now ray i gotta ask you a question and and and we've seen these cases happen bono share how would stern uh we've seen these cases

where you know if someone drops an f bomb you know the FCC is going to find you for that let me ask you something ray i'm really interested in uh i have a friend a comedian friend i've known this and she was answering the phones at the fucking improv and dallas that's how long i know christella alonzo christella alonzo's show got picked up last week by abc how this is a spanish girl that came out here got a job writing on the carl'sman see a show wrote uh when that ended she went on her own did calm me i seen her on son's anarchy she got shot in the head she did a couple episodes of some shows she went to montreal and got a deal she's a spanish girl so they gave her a weird deal you know they gave her an abc a hundred thousand flat or something and pay as you go along

which everybody else they'll give you you know whatever you want 250 000 and they gave this girl nothing but it was uh if they write a script we'll give you 30 000 if the script goes to pilot we'll give you another hundred thousand if the pilot gets picked up then you get to the fucking world so they still got hello oh my god i am so happy for her i'm the name of the shows i'm christella and gabriel laces plays her boyfriend really she knows gabriel gabriel and her have been on the road for years yeah christella's a neat girl and i mean when i saw the trailer i was so fucking happy but he is the thing right ready they gave it they gave her like the fucking 10 o'clock slot on friday nights on abc now everybody knows that's a tough night that's a tough night but in this

society it really isn't right because somebody like lee will tape that motherfucker and go out and watch it all on sunday when he watches uh what else did you tell louis and when he watches shark tank on friday night too i've been on for like four or five years yeah that's one of my favorites too but this yeah now when you dvr a show is that part of ratings still like a 50 million people dvr christella and don't watch it as it's getting aired because it still counts as a view will abc cancel her if everybody dvr's the show uh uh yes yes and yes um uh it counts okay when you dvr a program it counts but it that uh it goes into a different bucket all right and i'll and i'll try to explain uh we'll try we'll try to we'll we'll we'll make this three different buckets one bucket

is live viewing okay and live viewing means uh you're sporting events the news and award shows okay because most award shows are live events the Oscars uh what do we have last night the bill board bill okay okay so live viewing is where a network or a cable network uh has its strongest dollars is in live viewing they want you to watch them live now let's say last night you were watching the billboard awards and you had to go make a pichadour okay you had to go to the back house and make a pichadour and you freeze you paused the live broadcast the moment you do that you fall into the second bucket okay the second bucket is time shifted viewing even though you hit the pause button and that pause button is you know you you go make a pichadour you come back 45 seconds

to a minute later you are now time delayed all right and that's a second bucket then the third bucket would be uh plus seven which which means that you ended up watching it within seven days of its original budget and that's the last and that's the third bucket so there's three different buckets each bucket has a different value to the cable company live being the highest value because you're probably fast forwarding through commercials if you record it i'm sorry say again because you're probably fast forwarding through commercials if you record it oh yeah absolutely yeah now again these numbers are only generated by nielson homes and and i don't know if we touched on this the last time we spoke but you know like toko no one's

unless you're in a selected nielson home no one's looking at your db off yeah that's the biggest bullshit thing now anyways with all the with all the digital stuff so unless you have a nielson box i don't know how they're getting these numbers like they pick a couple people to give a nielson box and then they just extrapolate from those numbers so they have no idea who's watching anything now who gets a nielson box and who judges who gets one they do well um i would say right about now and boy if there were any other broadcasters or folks listening they can certainly correct anything i'm i'm saying but i would think i think the last time i noticed it's about 20 000 homes right now in the united states are official nielson homes so those 20 000 households those those people are basically

dictating what the rest of the world is watched the rest of the united states excuse me what the rest of the united states is watching i i think there's over a hundred million homes with cable currently right now and 20 000 of those homes on nielson homes you're selected by your location you're selected by your income you're selected by how many people are in the household um you are selected by um well those three things primarily where you live uh what your income is and how many people are in the household i'm sure that there were more factors than that but for this discussion i'm trying to keep it simple um then what they do is they measure the viewing habits of those 20 000 households and they yield a result they say uh through their matrix through the way that they

do their math they can extrapolate as you've said uh the information and say this many people watched the billboard music awards last night now how old is that system because it would be like if let's say over the weekend joey had 300 people at one show it'd be it'd be like getting comment cards from five people and maybe you just gave those cards to the five people who didn't want to be there anyways like it seems like with all the internet stuff now that we could probably actually know who's watching what and then we wouldn't have two and a half men on for 10 years because just a couple random people who got the nilson box liked it yeah you know i mean that's the argument that has existed from day one but even even before the digital age uh there were many many many people

inside and outside of the industry that felt that the number simply didn't close out that the numbers don't add up that the sample was simply too small um like you said you know it's like handing out five q and a cards to a room of 300 people it's almost like taking a baseball players one single time at bat and making that single time at bat his average for the season you know yeah it's i don't get the system and i i feel bad for people who do tv shows now because they could do a great tv show and just maybe they maybe they don't give people maybe they don't give people who are horror fans nilson boxes so the horror show goes off the air now it's just uh yes i mean i mean it's and for many many decades this system has worked but on the other hand you can also say well it was also

the only system in town you know yeah it was the only game in town now here in the digital age advertisers and by the way now there's also c3 c3 is the rating that uh is given to commercials commercials are rated now um i i i remember back in the day when ddr's were just coming on board and advertisers were living they're like hey look if uh if it's being ddr people are not watching the commercials so what nilson did was nilson turned around and developed the matrix that simply measures the commercials to tell the advertisers hold your voices calm down here are the numbers people are actually watching your commercials okay so that's even another bucket but i don't want to get and i don't want i don't want to get confused these motherfuckers i don't want to get too

complicated in the discussion but what's going on right now in the digital era is that advertisers are screaming for a new matrix for a new unit of measure uh a central one coming from nilson however most advertisers are using their own matrixes now anyway so i'm not quite sure how uh uh a single a single uniform unit of a way of measuring the digital audience i i i don't see that much happening because most advertisers just use their own their own uh matrixes at this point now anyway so um so it's a little bit so so it's much much much tougher when you see a show get canceled and and this is the old programmer programmer in me talking now but the show gets canceled because people don't watch it i mean that that's it at the end of the day uh uh i i know

that our audiences would like to think that programmers shove things down your throat but not today uh uh we're reactionary programmers we react to what people respond to okay and if people go to a show coco coco you know this you're on stage if people go to a show and they don't like the show they see they don't come back you're right right i'm the same as true of television but how does a show where robin williams not work at a perfect time slot this guy's been on tv for 40 fucking years i mean we grew up on robin williams is it because it's too competitive or the show is just aren't any good anymore or well he probably didn't come cheap okay right it'll make that a that that's what i was thinking about okay so that that show has to bring in a certain

amount of revenue for it to be a success which means that it has to hit a certain number and if it doesn't and and and and if it doesn't hit that number if people don't watch it then the network has to make a decision hey look robin williams has cost us an x amount of dollars the show is not yielding the ratings that we've promised to advertisers so we got to let the show go and that's what happens uh nothing lasts forever in television i think except maybe 60 minutes in the that's about it uh it's crazy how attached you get to shows too like that thing with community that just happened like and even when like regular shows get canceled you get it gets sad for a second then you realize like why am i selling the tv shows ending but it's weird how attached people

get to it we all have that show yeah we all have this show i'm the main community lasted as long as it did oh yeah i think that that's really to be honest um i think it's a testament for the people at at mbc universal because it wasn't really doing all that well but they stuck with it and and you don't see that too often nowadays things get canceled quickly and you got three you got three episodes you know especially when i can put Beverly Hills housewives on you know we can put a reality show you know of something and they get ratings and even it's too quick a sign fell wouldn't have lasted 10 years ago they wouldn't have given it two seasons you know not in 2005 they were cutting you on the third fucking episode i remember the tracy morgan sure you remember the tracy morgan

show in mbc no three episodes you know uh joe panta joe pant liano had a show one at one year about right the beginning of they went through everybody they went through every combination what's his name low what's his name low they put rob low rob low had a show his fail what they do they put joe pants and rob low together on friday night that show failed you know they don't keep you around they don't give you i'm surprised blue bloods has lasted on cbs with tom selec as long as you know with with more in the hand you look at these shows and you you know a guy like me i'm interested why has that lasted and why hasn't this lasted who you know i came from a society where we didn't watch tv on the front well we did growing up we watched samplin son of eight

and cheek on the man of eight thirty you know and then you went out and then you had miami fucking vice at nine o'clock so you had to tell the dealer not to come over till 10 15 because miami vice ended at 10 and you couldn't wait to fucking do a line of blow you know there was all these cars wasn't caught up as much back yeah no you had you know 60 channels it's so crowded today it is so crowded today man i mean to make a hit and and friday nights by the way there's a there's a term called hot levels okay hot levels are houses using television okay and friday night has the lowest hot levels of the week your worst your worst nights for television television viewership where there are fewer people sitting in front of the tv

on friday nights and saturday nights okay so um what would what do you two think would be the best nights mondays maybe wet and tuesdays well actually isn't thursday the best night isn't thursday and monday sundays and mondays are your best or the highest hot levels you have the majority of folks homes using television uh sunday night and monday night and what always runs on sunday nights for award shows from the oscars through the billboard awards to the american music awards you you normally see your award shows on sunday nights because of the high hot levels and you also see a lot of your big mini series events when history channel did the bible and uh all of these big uh the rosemary's uh baby uh coming from mbc it's a sunday night and a monday night because

they're hedging their bets because more people will be in front of that televisions on those nights so to your friend who's getting a show on apc on a friday night at ten o'clock she's got a bit of an upheld battle right no no no i know that i know that that's why and i love it a death and uh i want to support her on the show she's you know i can't believe what happened they give all these stars these shows and this girl found the right you know you for you to get your show on the air so many stars have to align yes you know so many stars have to align you can have the best show go in front of an audience the thing sucks and there you are so many stars have to align so i'm very happy for rey when is your uh so your your new web page launches july 15th you said

this is this is the information i have at the moment july 15th screen box is going to really become a much more robust experience and and it will be available on multiple platforms that people are accustomed to a subscriber uh uh uh to to to to a subscription sort of model uh uh there was a wonderful announcement from xbox i think about a week ago uh a week or two ago wonderful announcement from xbox they are no longer going to be charging uh uh xbox gold membership in order to get to their pay channels in order to get to the xbox pay channels you needed to be a member of xbox gold and they're removing that wall now they're removing that wall so that you don't have to be an xbox gold member

in order to gain access to netflix and the other pay services that are available on xbox so that's wonderful news for me that's wonderful news uh for screen box i should say and then um the other piece of news uh that was also uh uh uh well i have mixed feelings about it because i have good friends there but uh uh fear net is uh no longer going to be around they're going dark they're going black uh a comcast fear net was a horror was a horror movie channel and it was owned by several companies i think it was lion's gate and mgm i'm i'm not sure i'm blanking i'm i'm sure the folks out there know better than me they're yelling at me right now but uh uh uh fear net was owned by several companies and comcast was one of them comcasts

who've been bought out its partners it now owns fear net outright and it's going to um it's it's it's going to eliminate the channel and the programming that exists on fear net is going to be divided between sci-fi channel and chiller now this makes me very happy uh it makes me very happy because uh uh there's a void now a void that needs to be filled uh avoid that sci-fi channel and chiller can't sell because they're appetizer based they're the old business model okay whenever you tune in to chiller for horror movies guess what folks it comes the commercial break then a bounce you added a horror and all of the language and all of the violence and whatever needed he exists is going to be eliminated okay and that's why it's a vod world that is why

the shift is happening because the audience is demanding it horror fans don't want horror movies whitewashed or saturated they don't want any movie whitewashed or sanitized horror fans don't want horror movies sanitized and that's what you get when you watch horror on tv at the moment now walking dead in american horror story are two excellent shows but i can't watch them with commercial breaks i wait till metrics i wait till later because the commercial breaks bounce me out of the horror it's disruptive i can't take it so when was your page ticked off July 15th July 15th yeah yeah July 15th we're very very very excited and this was really the original design for screen box from from my understanding when i was when i was asked to join the team

my understanding was that uh the original launch for screen box was supposed to be on xbox and that was always the goal that was always the intent and for reasons uh i'm not clear about uh it was fun youtube instead but the xbox launch is now coming so this is really where we wanted to be and uh we're very much prepared for it and we're very excited about it i'm i'm i'm thrilled personally i'm thrilled because i'm i'm i'm able to give horror fans content the way it's supposed to be watched not through someone else's filter i don't want to watch a horror film through someone else's filter i want to see the film the filmmaker made ray you like the fidel castrol fucking horror films you used to drag me down to jersey city 40 years ago to watch all that craziness

ray we're gonna have you back on we're gonna have you back on on July 14th to promote this if you don't mind ray i love you you're fucking knowledge about this fuck the people are happy today uh it was great seeing you and your brother together at the stress factory uh it really hit home to see all of us together fantastic folks if you haven't gone out to see joey d as yet live man dan you're missing out you might as well might as well be living in a cave what a show let me tell you something my ribs hurt dude my ribs hurt from laughing so god damn hot when we talked about the fucking kid with the pointy ears growing up vinnie warhead to kid that fucking used to light the fires he was uh he was a volunteer fireman he's to light the fires and he'd get there first

yeah folks folks let me tell you when you go see joey on stage and he's telling you about his friends growing up he's not he's not kidding okay who are fucking around i gassed in the audience because i'm hearing names of people i know and situations and i just and i gassed because i'm like oh shit i know this person um folks when you go see when you go see joey you seen the real deal the real deal i can guarantee that i love you uncle ray i'll give you a call during the week give your brother a kiss for me and uh thank you as always i love you buddy thank you for being my friend for 45 fucking years my brother always asks for your message and we love you very very very much i love you guys really really proud of you and i'm proud of you guys that you're still

on my corner man stay blackish and we'll be in touch i shall i shall i'm black and proud i say it loud ow hit me hit me stay black i love you cocksucker lee love you too stay well all right brother he's fucking great he really is he is i learned something every time i talk to that fucking lunatic that vapor hit me a little bit it's supposed to fucking hit you what do you think this is was tonally better that's what i'm talking about we're forgetting about everybody a main steps ahead we love you people blow something for your monday morning we're always around i want to be around to pick up the pieces when somebody breaks your heart are you fucking getting me we're always there we're all together fuck these motherfuckers we own this place it's over

no more fucking around i'm stone too i think i'm thinking about that fucking one egg and that piece of wheat tell us all used to do with me i hope tony bennett has like a web guy who will eventually go to this youtube page for this song i'm sorry just talk over it for a second wow and he goes and he looks at all the comments and like he figures it out at least i know what the fuck are they talking about church gave you balls i mean i want to be around are you fucking kidding me let's see what's the story leesaya let's blast these motherfuckers with some on it always on it i was just in austin i talked to arby but we didn't connect and i feel really bad but doesn't

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beautiful fucking ukie spooky for coming down constants andrew and yasnid for the beautiful fucking card and the thing i don't know i pronounced her name correctly please tweet me and tell me the name and i'll pronounce it again you're a beautiful couple and you're beautiful people a lot of you people that came to austin i fucking love you man dead squad nation stand up take your dick out tell them all to fucking sniff that helmet joshua mitchukas no mitchuk ski joshua mitchuk i fucking love you and vats panos i'll see you soon cocksucker but uh i think i'm gonna talk to lee uh i'm gonna start a new podcast once a week called the church advice and we're gonna give you a number and uh you're gonna call with your problem or whatever you have on your mind

you don't have to give your name you have to give your number nothing like that we're not gonna take your number we're not gonna call you back we don't give a fuck i know a lot of people have questions that are deep and maybe uh you want to talk them out with myself and lee so we're gonna get a number today and we'll let you know when that's gonna start up because i get fucking great emails and listen man the emails and what we talk about on the show go hand in hand but i just want to dedicate a show i think once or twice a month to the fucking people from the church that have a fucking question about their life man and maybe me or lee or we'll get somebody else and this isn't to laugh at you or the goof on you you know i got a great one yesterday about

some kids that uh i got two great ones yesterday about uh a kid who called who hit me up and said he's a salesman you know he's getting into cars and he's learning a lot and it's hard and he said you know joy i i always hear you talk about it what's the best advice you give me and i told me to follow up and send cards send thank you cards don't hang out with the fuckheads in the circle and do what they don't do do opposite of what they do you know be your own person as a salesman but the most important thing is to keep your shoes shined because when you shine your shoes you're ready for the day you're letting your mind know that you're ready for the fucking day you ain't fucking around we don't shine our shoes enough and i'm guilty of that shit when i go out

and i see a salesman i look at his shoes and i get fucking depressed and you guys are looking at me going joy what are you talking about let me tell you something it all starts with shining your fucking shoes in the morning you shine your own fucking anybody could take it to some fucking Puerto Rican or some white dude or some black dude at a train station anybody could do that i'm talking about you yourself as a human being putting your thing on putting that fucking black gunk on or brown gunk and shining your shoes it does something to your attitude listen man lee will tell you i fucking hate everything all right i have a great time with lee i have a every morning i talk about the word love because if you fucking say it you'll believe it throughout

the day you know every day i tell somebody i love them and i see them looking at me like wow because they hear it and they go why would you say that hmm you know maybe somebody whatever it all starts with the little fucking things you know and i believe that i had a manager wane means and he used to say that when you shine your own shoes you believe in yourself it's a weird way of believing in yourself and uh these are just little anecdotes i picked up and i paid attention to that and i see what they're talking wane means was a biker half the year and the other half the year he was a fucking car salesman but when you worked with wane means your income went up everybody's income went up two three thousand miles a month because he attacked different

things that we didn't attack in normal he was a biker guys he was a fucking biker with long hair and a beard and a Harley and an old lady and tattoos but six months of a year he fucking shaved he shaved his head trimmed his beard he took off his glasses because he goes i want him to see my beautiful blue eyes this guy was an amazing man when i went to prison he was fucking amazing wane means i mean uh when the cops went looking for me he gave him a wrong address he used to call me brother he used to call me the renegade and he used to tell you know he believed in me and sometimes when somebody has a weird belief in you he was a car salesman this guy had no reason he was a fucking nomad six months a year but six months a year to keep his sanity

he would just fucking change himself completely and he would go into he would become corporate it was the most amazing thing and he'd come over to me and go this is what i and i'd wait for him i worked for him for three years i worked from the Suzuki store for a while i couldn't sell Suzuki's that kept tipping over yeah fuck those Suzuki's that kept tipping over do you remember those things Lee the little bike yeah no the fucking jeeps that's how old i am oh the cars yeah they had these a new motorcycle no they kept tipping over and shit and then he went to the Subaru store and i learned more in those six months about sales but i learned though stop laughing let me get a waterly i got caught in my from the hemorrhoid medication uh it's it's very

amazing and that's one thing you used to say brother you got to shine your shoes brother you got to look sharp you got to feel like a million fucking bucks to make a million bucks so if you take anything from today's show shine your foot oh here comes fucking Donald Trump in the construction crew again it's fucking kaput to the podcast it's one thing it's the fucking other how do your nuts today people it's gonna be a hot one we love you listen let me give you some dates i'm gonna be at the ice house may 28th next wednesday we got a great guest that next Thursday night me and lee are going to san diegel we're gonna be in harris at nine o'clock eating steak selling t-shirts fucking around patches the whole thing june 6 and 7th i'm at wise guys with the great drunken

dunking trussell one of the best co-headlining shows you'll see this year wiseguys.com we'll get the tickets this is a goofy podcast shut the fuck up cock suck it's always a goofy podcast and governors long island three days in june get your tickets joeydeers.net for your fucking ghee patches t-shirts and your cups but seriously i want to uh let you people know we're gonna start it's gonna call church advice and uh we're gonna just start out gently and see how you guys like it if you don't like it we'll get rid of it i just think it's a good idea for people who want to uh send me an email but not really because i get great emails i got another one about marriage yesterday also that i brought a tear to my eye the guy was getting divorced and he couldn't

believe it that he didn't do the little things and and like i tell lee anybody could give you a woman flowers anybody could buy you a diamond you know it's the little things in the relationship but i didn't know when i was with kathy you know i talk about mercy and and my other daughter jackie i was two different people i had two different expectations of life and sometimes you got to taste shit before your life tastes better sometimes you got to taste shit man before it gets better you know and uh with marriage and shit like that as relationships with lee is a given to take you know yeah lee has to know i got his back fully and i have to know lee's got my back fully and he does and i have his back and that's and that's in a friendship relationship but it also works in a

home relationship with your wife man i'm not the easiest guy to live with and i know that but i love my wife and i give her the respect that i can and i'm home at nights and i uh i like other women i like looking at pussy intense don't get me wrong that's what part of being a man is but my dedication to my wife is uh and sometimes we forget that early on when we're young it's not just going home fucking them and eating dinner with them you gotta do little things listen on sundays i love to go to the open role at g mack at v mack at my jujitsu school it's fucking tremendous people come from other schools and teach you things but it's family day i could jujitsu jujitsu i had six fucking days a week so i'm gonna be covering a shit like that on this if you're interested twit me you know this

is something for you you know give us a response you know and twit lee tell lee it's a great idea i'll give you a date we're gonna get a new 800 numbers so you could call from wherever the fuck you gotta call and we're gonna give this shot to church advice we'll have a t-shirt made a patch maybe we'll send you a sticker to say that you called in you know whatever the fuck you can put it in your window put up your ass i don't give a fuck it's monday may 19th go out there fucking swing from the fucking fences and let them know who fucking sent you you're a bad motherfucker don't let them tell you otherwise i want to give a shout out to ray cannell and all my sponsors on it dollar shave club hulu plus uh escape pod tank dot com nailed it life and nature's box dot

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but my dreams coming true while i'm staring at the world through my review you can't hear you i got feel your heartbeat and fans get this time to die getting power to top fly because my mother fuck is staring at the world through my review no i've been screaming god you can't hear you i got feel your heartbeat and fans get this time to die getting power to top fly oh my mother fuck is now you see him now you're dumb some niggas be here for the moment and then they gone We're havin' to him, well let's see It seems to be a mystery But all I know I'll never let them wanna get to me

Stay down like a truce Dug after it till I check out this bitch I thought you knew it's a hoot Gonna catch me when I fall, I even can't do Why you thinkin' I see you lost up in my rear view Head view, and stand with them outlaws Outcast, not far, I feel like sidewalls But still we keep mashing till our dreams come true

Slippin' out the world through my rear view Now what's raised is a young black male In order to get paid for stupidity Cracked sales, caught a n***a Saw they send me to these overpacked jails In a sale, countin' days in this livin' black air Do you feel me? Keys to ignition, usage of discretion

World with a 12 gauge, harmful protection Niggas take me in this section from years of G checkin' New turn to spin the rest in war records 75 on my soldier I'm gettin' hotter, cuz the world's gettin' colder Baby, let me hold ya, talk to my gus like they fly Pitch is you, all you bust is Mr. God Look at my bitches, now I know the answer to the question

Do dreams come true? Still standing at the world through my rear view I said now I know the answer to dreams come true StGB't through my rear view They got me staring at the world through my rear view Go way baby, squeeze me God, he can hear you I can feel ya heartbeat and asked at this time they die Devin' how lots ta tie fly

Yo know my mother fuck that Stepping at the world through my rear view Go way baby, squeeze me got, he can hear you I can feel ya heartbeat and ask at this time they die Devin' how lots ta tie fly Niggas gathering There's just days to detainy I suffer sneakers and peepers

It's not a six for gloss, cause fools hitting up blocks with street sweepers, bless myself when I'm on rules to these streets, so I'm not learning school Or some layman marching for the peace, true that only one life to lead, a vast life for greed Cruelty, addicted, festive, since the sea, we all die free, lead like humans, towns run by young guns I have flaws and truths, shit's deep, turn 18

from where I went when I go, from my body when my shawty all choose and I go So while you reminiscing all nights, I with the crew smoke a puff from me too, I stare and threw you with you You ain't know what we mean by standard career shoes So since you ain't know what we mean, let me bring you better understand The world, the world's behind us Once the motherfuckin' get it understand on the game

And what the levels and the rules of the game is Then the world ain't no trick no more, the world's a game to play So now we lookin' at world, keep from behind us Niggas know we gotta step, just gotta put our mind to what we do It's all about the papers, money for the world And bitches make the world go fast Real niggas do what they wanna do Bitch niggas do what they will do

Staring at the world through my rear view Goồi baby, scream the gun, he can't hit I can feel your heartbeat be fast cause it's time to die It will be high watch the time fly here, man Staring at the world through my rear view Goồi baby, scream the gun he can't hit I can feel your heartbeat be fast cause it's time to die It will be high watch the time fly it will be

Staring at the world through my rear view Scream the gun, he can't hit Drawing the fast, time to die Watch the time fly, Stealin' at the world through a ravine, Screamin' the party game, Holdin' me back, time to die, Now the time fly.