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We have a great guest today, a dear friend of mine.
I love her.
Her name is Esther Lee.
She's a fucking pharmacist extraordinaire.
We met through a couple of moms in the neighborhood
and we become good friends.
As a matter of fact, she works at a great little dispensary.
It's just medical right now.
But she's here to talk about a product she put on the market
and I always thought it was a good idea.
I don't know anything about this shit,
but she's going to educate you to the max.
And there's a lot of nice pretty girls that watch this show.
A lot of women watch this and I always try to have something for you.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's tough in my world.
But here's Esther Lee to tell you about her new product,
which I think is a fucking tremendous idea.
And I'll get into it later.
It is...
Break it down for me, Esther.
So the product is Bokeh.
Bokeh.
It is a vaginal suppository.
And it's a healthier alternative to the scented washes
and the overly harsh suppositories
that's out there right now that's commonly used.
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
That's okay.
It's her first podcast.
You know, she wanted to come on and talk about the product.
I thought it was a great idea because first off,
I grew up in the 70s and 80s.
There was no education to let you know about anything.
I mean, now they're trying to put all this sex education
into schools and whatnot.
So sure, my daughter, my nephew,
they all learned things that I didn't know in a general area.
But when you're a boy, you don't want to know about women's ha-ha.
You know, you don't want to know nothing about it.
They try to talk to you about it.
But it's pretty interesting.
As you get older, you know, you hook up with a wife
and then you have a daughter like me.
So you need to have some type of knowledge.
And I remember when she was telling me about it,
because she had a couple of different options to do it with.
But when we spoke about it,
what caught my mind was that she spoke about the pH
and all that stuff about the vag
and even if you talk about the men's junk, right?
I never knew what was going on.
And years ago, I was telling her when she got here,
I was on the road and I worked with a girl.
And one night I didn't have any soap
and she came back with some of the vaginal scrub.
And at first it was like a joke.
I put it on the loofah and I just wiped my body with it
and I scrubbed around the man's hoo-ha with it and stuff.
But that night when I got out of the shower,
I got to be honest with you, I don't mean to creep anybody out.
I had a different smell down there.
It was smell fresh and the one thing that stood out
was how shiny my nut sack was.
Like it was fucking shiny as shit.
So I just took the summer's Eve vaginal scrub
and I used it for years.
I didn't care what anybody said.
I just used it for years
because I was always very self-conscious
of what you smell like down there.
I'm uncircumcised.
You gotta keep that shit up.
So now when she spoke to me about this for women,
listen, you always hear guys who try to be cute
and say that they bumped to a chick
that had a smelly hoo-ha or whatever.
Women usually don't even know what's going on, really.
They really don't.
Like this guy that was telling me a story once,
this was like his fiance that had a bad problem
and she didn't know.
And how do you tell a woman that something isn't fresh
the same way as how does a woman tell a man,
hey, your nut sack stinks.
You better put some Irish spring in that motherfucker.
So I always think it's a great idea when somebody...
I mean, it's the future, guys.
And years ago, this started with the vaginal rejuvenation.
Like in 1990s, when I got to LA, it was everywhere.
They were even giving out vaginal rejuvenations at 7-11.
It seemed like they were doing everything.
This is what it became.
You don't have to go to a place now to take care of yourself
and open up your legs for some woman.
It's just you don't need to do this anymore.
You could just do this at home
and this is what I like about this, Ted.
And it's simple.
There's not a lot of stuff in here, not a lot of chemicals.
I was looking at it.
You have sodium bicarbonate or something like that.
I'm not good with pharmaceutical names.
But it's simple.
And this is the future.
And I know you want to grow with this,
which comes to mind the other side of your work right now.
You're not at a traditional pharmacy anymore.
You're a 20th century woman now, so you're at a dispensary.
So you get to meet CBD, THC with this product.
So that's the future. Tell me about it.
Thank you so much for just sharing that in your humor
and making me a little less nervous.
So it's not sodium bicarb, just for the listeners.
It is lactose.
It's three ingredients.
It's lactose.
And it's just three ingredients,
lactose, magnesium, stearate, and silicon dioxide.
And that's just to hold it together.
And what I love about this is that it is...
So I think the biggest misconception right now
is that, like you mentioned Summer's Eve,
and that's a product that's definitely going to help women
or anyone that uses it smell better,
but it's not necessarily going to help the root cause.
And it actually makes us more susceptible
to pH imbalances and infections.
So that's because good bacteria is a huge topic right now.
I'm sure everybody's heard about it with your GI tract,
your digestive tract.
Yeah, so good bacteria is in our vaginal flora,
just like it's in our digestive tract,
and it plays a really helpful role in keeping us clean.
It's a very self-cleaning organ.
So these soaps can actually over clean,
and it'll kind of wipe out too much of our good bacteria,
and it kind of disrupts that really important
and delicate balance.
The cause of odor,
which it's crazy because it's something so common,
up to 80% of women experience vaginal odor
at least two to three times, every two to three weeks.
And I say that because I just want women to feel seen,
and I don't want women to feel like they have this thing
that they need to clean,
or I don't want them to feel like they're dirty.
Because I feel like the word feminine hygiene
can sometimes imply that it's a hygienic issue.
It's like you're not cleaning yourself.
And it's really a balance issue.
And what that is, I can get a little scientific,
but our flora is lined with our natural bacteria,
which is lactobacillus.
It's a probiotic.
I think many viewers will know what it is.
And it also has a bacteria called gardenerella.
And that also, it just naturally exists in our vaginal flora.
But when that balance is disrupted,
when they are kind of there and there's enough lactobacillus
kind of balancing each other out,
that's what we would want optimally.
But sometimes we are prone to imbalances.
There's an overgrowth of the gardenerella,
which can produce these side effects,
like irritation and odor.
So when we know that it's kind of easier to have,
for me at least, when I know the root cause of something,
or when I have an understanding, it just helps.
Like I know that there's nothing wrong with me.
It's just something, this is why this is happening to me.
And that's kind of the information
that I'd love to put out there for women.
And this product, what it does is it supports the good bacteria.
It supports the growth of the good bacteria.
So the concept and the angle is very different.
It's not about trying to, like, oh, you have to clean yourself.
You have to get rid of this odor-causing kind of condition
you have going on.
It's more, but no, let's support the good things
that we already have.
The body is very sufficient.
It's very, the body is amazing.
It's very capable of healing itself.
But we can always do things here and there to help.
And that's what Bokeh is about.
It's funny I said odor, and I shouldn't have said odor.
That's the first thing that came to my mind.
But sometimes you don't even have to have odor.
It's just something that's not right on there.
With anybody, it could be a male.
Let's not just pick on women here.
Male fucking stink, too.
And I have a gay friend who tells me a bunch of crazy stories
about guys, and I'm like, that's why I hate guys.
Because we just filled the animals.
That's how this whole thing started.
Because I've always taken three showers a day.
Since I was a little boy, something my mom put into me
or whatever, I always took three showers a day.
And sometimes that's not even enough.
It could be something you're reading.
It could be so many things that affect your area down there.
So when I said odor, it was just one of the things.
Sometimes you don't even have to have odor
to have an imbalance.
It'll maybe come out with discharge.
It doesn't have to be an odor or something.
It could just be...
A funny thing happened to me when I was younger.
When I was about 20, I dated a girl who was very promiscuous.
I'm a Catholic guy.
I don't like promiscuous girls.
She was a lot of fun to hang out with.
So I started dating her.
And after we broke up, like months later,
I had a weird odor.
And I'll never forget I went to the doctor.
I didn't know what it was.
And he said something to that effect to me
that maybe she had had some type of bacteria.
So I wasn't going to call her and tell her,
you know, that's one of my business.
Hopefully by then she figured it out.
It wasn't like getting COVID or getting AIDS or something like that.
So I just felt embarrassed having to call somebody
and saying that to them.
But it wasn't an odor thing on them.
It became an odor thing on me later on with the bacteria.
So I've always...
And then I went to a buddy of mine caught VD.
And I went to the clinic with him one time
because he was embarrassed.
And once I went to that clinic,
I saw a couple of weird things in there.
And that's why I didn't really like promiscuous women
and stuff when I was a kid.
I was always like, be careful.
I went to the VD clinic and I saw some weird shit in there.
So it was very weird.
And that day when you're 16,
it scared the hell out of me even more.
So I've always been into that.
But by you doing this product,
I think you're going to open the door to so many things.
I mean, we had discussed like maybe putting CBD in there.
How would that change it a little bit?
Well, our brand mission when we were coming up with just the branding
was that the vagina deserves to be celebrated
for all the work it's done and all the work it's going to do.
And I thought that was really uplifting and powerful.
And I could see something like CBD just being right in line with that.
And not just looking at something that we need to fix,
but thinking of ways we can enjoy vaginal care,
making it something like my hope is to make vaginal care like skincare
just as normal and just as enjoyable
that women can use something as a treat
and something that they can add to their self-care routine
when they have their at-home spa days.
And I think something like CBD is right in line with that
because it's a very complementary
and it doesn't make women feel like they have this problem
or this smell or like a dysfunctional vagina.
I wanted to run it by you
because what I thought was amazing about this product
was that there are a lot of people in the sex industry right now.
And with all the different diseases that they say,
syphilis is making a comeback
and this isn't going to help you with any of this stuff.
But I'm just saying that you've got to keep yourself clean.
What's going on in the world right now?
You have the monkeypox, all this stuff is coming up.
So I forgot what I was going to say.
I got so stuck up with that.
I'm so fucked up with that.
But I think even after you give birth,
you might have some issues down there.
I don't want to keep going back to the Yoda
because it makes me feel shitty for saying it.
But there's just so many things that,
when a woman goes to yoga,
it just all works out.
I've heard so many different stories.
I read somebody a year ago
that we're going back to sex,
that women have to be very careful when getting fingered
because of the germs on hands.
I read this during COVID,
people were concerned about all this shit.
So there's so many things that could just,
and I don't know much about the vagina.
I don't know the mechanics of it.
I know how to look at them and giggle.
That's all I know, right?
When a guy looks at them and we just smile,
like weeee.
Like giggle, like fucking idiots.
But I really appreciate your sensitivity around the topic.
I got a daughter.
That's why I was so excited to be here today
because I know you talk about a lot of things for men,
and it's true, older is,
and I love that you kind of were sensitive
around that topic as well.
And just one of how common,
one of the most common kind of vaginal issues
that women experience is vaginosis.
And it's pretty much when there's an imbalance,
when there's a decrease of your good bacteria
and you have symptoms like irritation and odor
and discharge.
So this affects up to one in three women.
So 30% of women are diagnosed with this.
So there's probably more that aren't diagnosed.
And of those women, I think they were saying
about 50% are asymptomatic.
So we don't even have symptoms
and we kind of have these imbalances.
And not to scare people.
Some people are, you know, not as sensitive to it,
but it's just nice to know that these things are very common
and this is what's happening.
And it's not always going to show up as odor for everyone.
But it's just good to know that,
especially for women, like when we are prone to imbalances.
And a lot of those situations,
like I think you mentioned something with yoga.
So yeah, a lot of it is just everyday lifestyle things.
It's not because you're promiscuous
or because you're, you know, it's not an STD.
It's not because of anything you should feel ashamed about.
It's a lot of it is just everyday things,
like having your period or even stress for women.
It shows up as an imbalance in their floor.
And I think, and I just love that you already,
the way you talk about it.
It is, I don't know if you're just being so nice
because I'm here, but it's like,
yeah, like I don't think a lot of men view it that way.
And it's so issue of imbalances and sensitivity,
just like something like acne or like skin sensitivity.
Some of us can stay out in the sun all day
or some of us don't barely have to wash their face
and they have perfect skin.
Me, if I don't, like if I don't do my treatments and stuff,
I'm going to start breaking out in two days.
So I think women have to know that it's just,
everybody is very different.
And we just show like stress in different ways as well.
Yeah, so, and I say, I go over this a little bit
and on the website on like the situations
where we are prone to imbalances
and some of them is what you had mentioned,
sexual activity increases our risk,
also just menstruation, semen.
So just, and also like hormonal imbalance,
not imbalances, but hormonal changes
that women go through every month.
And that can increase, change our pH.
It's crazy how I go on Twitter and the Instagrams and whatever.
And there's a group of girl on Twitter
that I met at the comedy store
and she's very cool, funny, crazy.
And she goes out every weekend to a different city
like Miami, Houston, Dallas, and they go to a hotel
and they have outdoor orgies
and it's like one chick with four guys.
And every Monday they put them up on Twitter.
I get banned from Twitter
if I put a picture of fucking weed up there.
But this chick is having threesomes, you know, the whole thing.
And every Monday I look at what they gone through
in the back of my mind, I'm like,
fucking Esther can help these chicks right now.
These chicks put their monkeys through war
over the weekend with, and nobody's wearing a condom.
You know, like in all these things when I look,
nobody has a condom on.
I hope they're getting tested for AIDS and anything else.
But even without the condom and whatever,
God knows what you're putting in your body.
And this goes for both of us.
This goes for men and for fucking women, you know?
I mean, what if a woman has a bacteria issue
and a guy goes down on her, you know?
Yeah, or bad teeth.
He has a fucking cavity and he goes down on her
with a cavity or a fucking abscess in his mouth
with some shit.
I mean, these are the things that happen, guys.
This happens.
It's funny, but this is what happens.
Like, there's a lot of sex like that.
I mean, and she's having sex with fucking stallions, right?
Like, they're not little dick dudes.
She's having sex with giants.
I mean, I don't even know if your product can help her.
I mean, it's like a double, you know?
But I like to do a survey with them
and they're gonna be here next week.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, and I don't think all the ladies are coming,
but she hit me up and she's like,
I'll be an exotic if you want to swing and sail.
They're very sweet women.
They just, they do what they do.
This is what they do for fun.
I'm not gonna, you know, I smoke pot and eat mushrooms.
They like to go out and get laid in a pool.
Everybody has different things, so I'm not gonna judge them.
But in the back of my mind, I always,
it's like I took a friend of mine,
a dear friend of mine, or a rock concert.
It was one of Dean Delway's parties
and I introduced it like Rudy Sarazzo or something.
And I go, Felicia, this is Rudy, Rudy is Felicia.
When he walked away, Rudy Felicia looked at me and she goes,
if anybody needs conditioner, it's him.
And I'm like, out of all the fucking things
that you could say about somebody, you know?
You're talking about it.
This guy could have conditioner.
So when I look at those girls doing all those things all weekend,
which again, I have nothing against them,
I think about, wow, they should really be taking care of themselves
because as a man, if I was there at that RG,
I know when I come home, I do like a mask,
whatever I could do down there to sleep better,
you know, a mask, a cucumber on the P.O.,
whatever I can, you know, to sleep better.
You know how they put cucumbers on their eyes?
I was just thinking, what happens if you put a cucumber on a P.O.?
But, you know, all that stuff worries me.
Like, I'm a fucking prude.
My wife would tell you, like, a lot of,
my shit is kind of prudish.
I mean, I like it, you know, I like sex and stuff,
but that's what's always held me back from that sex.
This is going to that V.D. clinic when I was 16
and seeing people walking all fucked up.
Can something like this, I mean, with the CBD and everything,
well, you were saying like, if you do this,
you can't have sex for a few days?
No, so this is one of the things I love about this product as well.
It's so, it's just pretty much, we can think about it
like a vitamin for your vaginal flora.
So it's really not irritating.
And it's not something that you have to give it time
to kind of wear off or clean out.
You can use it, I mean, there is going to be a residue
because it is a tablet that's going to like melt inside.
But other than that, there really is no waiting period for some,
but so for those women that do kind of put them,
their vaginas through a lot,
this would be something that's great for them
that they can use in between just to kind of replenish their flora.
And I kind of want to be careful as I go on this journey
with this product too, not to instill any anxiety with people
because I just find that these days, even with myself,
because there's so much information on social media,
like you start to think you have everything,
like you have to, like even, like I know it's really good practice
to pee after you have sex, but like even these like things,
it helps to know it, but sometimes you get really anxious,
like, oh my God, what if I didn't?
And I'm going to have an infection.
So I just want to remind people that,
and I don't want women to feel like,
oh, you're so prone to having an infection,
like you have to do this.
No, like your vagina is very capable of cleaning itself.
It's almost, you really don't need to use a lot of these scented washes.
And like I mentioned before,
the scented washes can make the imbalances worse, if anything.
But I just want women to know that if you are experiencing irritation
or odor, this is something that can support your floor from the inside.
It's like a targeted relief for them that they can use.
And I know I said this before too,
but I really just hope that women feel seen and heard.
Because I think the feminine hygiene industry now,
I don't think they've done a good job at that.
Especially because a lot of these products,
just the fact that it doesn't really help the root cause
of the symptoms that we're trying to get relief from.
What made you come up with this product?
You were thinking one day and said,
you know what, women need to take care of this shit a lot more.
That's a really long story.
So I, around 2018, I was experiencing,
I was like feeling really anxious about just my career as a pharmacist.
I was working in retail.
And I think I've learned a lot about my personality now,
but I think it's just this, like I felt really stuck.
And I have a fear of that.
And when I feel stuck is when I get anxious.
So I was seeing it, I was going over this with my therapist.
And we were going through all these different,
like she was so helpful.
We went through all these like personality tests to try to,
cause I had done pharmacy for so long that I didn't know what else I could do.
And she was just trying to help me kind of find out what my strengths are
and where I could explore.
And at that time, what I wanted to do was something for women in like the
broad industry, cause I had gone through a lot as the Christina knows
that I'd gone through a lot with.
I had gone through like multiple rounds of like breast augmentation
and just taking them out.
And I was in a really like, like a vulnerable space.
Cause while I was healing, I wasn't allowed to wear wired bras.
I had to wear these bralettes.
And I just kind of find anything that was appropriate.
I had to make these like makeshift bras at home.
And I have this like funny story cause I've,
I was bowling with my, my church community and I was,
I had to like put these pens in and when I was bowling, they like came out
and luckily no one saw,
but I was just going through this like time where I was getting kind of frustrated
and I just couldn't find anything out there.
So that's my therapist had encouraged me.
She was like, I think you have something and I think you have like a heart for it.
So I think this is something you really care about.
And I kind of, she, and then we went through like with the personality test,
how I like to problem solve.
So she just really encouraged me and pushed me to start.
She's like, it all just, you just have to start.
Like whether it's researching three, four hours a day, whatever that looks like,
she was like, that's where I've seen women do it.
And they just have to know that they can and there has to be a beginning.
So that's what I was doing.
And then while I was doing, I was exploring that realm of women and like,
I wanted to do something that was empowering for women with the bras,
but then I started seeing this kind of like lack in the vaginal hygiene industry.
And a lot of my friends were coming to me with like they needed antibiotics
because I was at a pharmacy.
And I was at that time, I attended a, actually a longevity conference.
And at that conference, the whole conference was about probiotics and good bacteria
and just how important it is for us to take it and how depleted we are nowadays.
And from there, I started just one, and I started reading about how we need good bacteria in the vagina.
And I just started wondering like how the oral probiotics will help us vaginally.
How does it end up there?
And it kind of just piqued my curiosity.
And when I was at the pharmacy, I was also doing, I was compounding vaginal suppositories
for a hormone called progesterone.
So it all just like kind of came together.
And I started researching, trying to see what else is out there.
Yeah, it took a lot of time.
This was like two years of me just kind of floating around and looking at what's out there.
And then I did find a very similar product like this available,
I just hated the messaging behind it.
And I just felt like, and I used the products and it did help me.
And that's where I kind of wanted to tweak it and make it something that was had a different messaging than like,
I felt that the products that were out there, I just, I don't want to name any names,
but yeah, I just felt like it was something that I had to use and kind of hide.
Like it was kind of embarrassing to have.
Like it's almost like having a modium.
Like I don't want people to know I have diarrhea.
So yeah, I was like, you know, why doesn't we women don't have anything like this for them?
Like something that they could be proud to use and just, just feel like they're taking care of themselves and even display
and just be like, Hey, yeah, this is something that I use and I feel sexy or using it.
And that's kind of where my mind was at.
And I think in the beginning I did it.
I think the hardest kind of step for me was just going for it.
Um, yeah, cause I'm a very idea person.
I'll have all these ideas, but not much.
So does everybody.
Yeah.
So, but that's how, yeah, it started pulling the trigger is always tough with an idea and you're embarrassed.
You don't know if it'll work.
You know, failure is always looming.
So it's, it's courageous.
You did a great job with it.
Now, let me ask you this.
How would you in the future, when you add CBD to this product, how would that, would that really take it to a different level?
Yeah, I think so.
I think CBD right now.
And even I would love to see both like CBD and THC.
We have so many forms of that at the dispensary.
We have topical THC and CBD.
And, you know, patients do really well with it.
And I think it can definitely help with women and just with like sense, heightening sensitivity and also with women that may have inflammation where it's or irritation.
It could help with that too.
I mean, of course we would have to kind of test it out and see.
I think that's what's so like exciting about CBD right now is that there's so much to learn.
Um, but I absolutely think that there is a place for it.
And it's definitely going to, I think it's something that women will love.
It's crazy.
You know, when I got hit up by Manscape, I don't know, five years ago, I was like, this is the fucking perfect product.
Like this is, you know, I've always been trimming around down there, you know, but once Manscape put it out, I thought it was a great product.
It was a great product for me to push in a comical way because I could get guys to use it.
And over the years, like I had a lot of comic friends.
I had a lot of female friends that, you know, spoke freely in front of me and they would talk about guys, they were dating or situations that would have.
And I would pick up a little Cusin and go, okay, I got to double check on that.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to make sure I got that shit.
And that's why when Manscape approached me, I love the idea.
I love that they have a tight nerve.
Yeah, they have a refresher and they have like a little.
You could put a little thing in your wallet and if you're getting ready, go to war.
You could do like a last wipe and it's got like VH and all that stuff.
So the person your wit doesn't fucking get insulted.
So I always liked that stuff.
You know, I always think, listen, what's this?
Isn't there a fucking whatever?
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
So I always was extra like, and then I got heavy.
So I'm like, man, when you get heavy, you smell like cheese.
So I would take even, I would take even more showers and I would like shoving between like creases and stuff.
And I've always been very, I don't like being dirty.
Like, I don't know, especially your private parts.
So when you came up with this, I think with with Manscape and this, I could cover everybody's world, you know, like a little bit.
I mean, women trim themselves and they go for Brazilian bolds or whatever the fuck they do.
But what is that?
What is that called? Brazilian blowout or something?
I think it's a Brazilian wax.
Brazilian wax. That's what it is.
And that takes all the hair out.
The blowout is when I blow with a blow dryer.
It looks like Michael Jackson.
Yeah, I've never heard about that.
Yeah, it doesn't work.
You got to add some humor to this because it is a very great product.
I'm happy. You fucking put it together.
You know, I'm happy.
I've known you since when you were struggling to put the pieces together.
We went up to the dispensary and I'm happy you put it out.
Now, how can they find this?
Right now our website, you can go to our website.
It's with bouquet.com.
With bouquet.com.
How do you spell bouquet? B-O-Q-U-E-T.
Okay, the regular.
And then you can check us out on Instagram.
It's the same handle. It's with bouquet on Instagram.
All right.
This is going places, man.
I have a funny feeling about this.
Now, you were saying when you came in that you wanted to cover the dispensary stuff that you're doing also.
Yeah, yeah.
Because this matches in the middle somewhere.
This meets in the middle.
Yeah, no.
I just, you know, I always have an appreciation for just the timing and when I met you
because I, that was when I was interviewing for the dispensary.
And I was a little, I wasn't sure, you know, if this was something that I would be good at.
And I remember Christina, who is our mutual friend.
She was so encouraging and she was just so kind enough to introduce us.
And it was after I met you, I truly got so excited.
And I think that's what helped me to just like nail the interview because that excitement just is showed through.
And it was like, we were talking about CBD and the different uses of CBD.
Yeah.
I thought like CBD by itself has a great result.
But if you wanted to really kick up a little bit, a little THC, that's what I have like that one-to-one balance.
The one I have in the draw.
So we were talking about that stuff.
And I really believe in CBD.
I think because I'm a bigger dude, it hasn't like it's just shamed some people's life.
I work with CBD line and they have great CBD like, but the tinctures and stuff helped me with my anxiety.
And they helped me sleep a little better at night.
Like whenever I take my tincture, my REM sleep, I'll hit REM sleep at least a little better, you know, for my shoulder.
I put the cream on and that's fantastic for my knees and stuff.
It gives you great relief.
I love people to think that if they have a bum knee and they buy CBD, it's going to fix it.
That's what scares me about all that stuff.
It's like when I have sleep apnea and nothing bothers me more is when I see sleep apnea products.
Like not sleep apnea products, but products that are a shortcut that are not going to help you.
They're not going to help you.
You just drop 50 bucks on something.
Just go get the fucking sleep apnea machine.
I hate all those intermediate products that give somebody hope and they're like, fuck, I still got the sleep apnea machine.
It's over promising.
Yes.
And this keeps it simple.
Like I don't want people to ever think that, well, I'm going to have sex with 20 guys, put one of these things in and I'm healed.
It's going to take time to balance and rejuvenate and whatever the fuck up.
It's the same thing for a man.
If he lives like a fucking animal and then comes home on Monday and he's got a bump down there, what happened?
Why are you with 20 women?
That's not going to help you.
The thing around it will help you, but at least this will make everything feel a lot better.
Yeah, yeah.
No, and just thank you for bringing that up because another important note is that there is a rule for gynecologists and antibiotics.
And that's what I would want people to know too.
If you have an infection or if you have recurring symptoms, definitely get it checked out.
But if you take antibiotics, one of the side effects is that your flora might need some replenishing.
It could wipe out all the good bacteria too.
So that's a great time to add something like bouquet and use it after your antibiotic treatment to help you restore your good bacteria again.
When women are in antibiotics, what happens?
They can't do something.
There's something I heard when I was younger, like a friend of mine was in antibiotics.
She couldn't do anything for a couple of weeks.
I forget.
It's a little different for women when you take antibiotics or something.
Oh, you got to eat yogurt.
Oh, yes, the yogurt.
Yeah, women have to definitely eat yogurt.
We have to eat yogurt for the good bacteria.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It's crazy because I'm taking antibiotics, whatever the fuck, amoxicillin now, right?
And I was like, yeah, I was like, man, I've been going to the bathroom regularly.
My stomach has not bothered me.
I started taking this product called Armra.
It's what they give you.
It's what's in a mother's milk when she first feeds you, colostrum.
Okay.
And I guess in some countries they use colostrum as a...
Like a supplement?
It's a supplement, but it's also a...
You can't use it for some stuff because it flags on your P test.
Oh.
It's considered an answer.
Oh, wow.
So I have the other stuff.
It's a company called Armra.
And it's so weird that they have over 200 nutrients in this stuff.
Where did you get it?
A friend of mine from California, a woman trainer that is legit called me.
Like I've known her since college.
And we reconnected in Los Angeles 10 years ago.
And when I met her, she was just one of those girls that...
I used to go, this chick has the worst fucking job in the world.
She would change guys' socks in the football field and put tape their ankles and all that shit.
She was one of those girls, but she was also a strength and conditioning coach.
And I guess after I sent to Colorado, she told me she stayed in Boulder for a while and trained some people.
And she went out to L.A. and she started training like, you know, high-end executives and stuff like that.
But she calls me when she thinks something's gonna help me.
She wanted to check in and she goes, you should look into this Armra.
It's $109 for maybe a three-month supply.
It's like just a thing.
And you only put, when I tell you, you put two capsules, you're supposed to start with one capsule.
And then the more you, you know, as you're building your system, put another one in.
Beside this cold and this migraine headache, I feel fucking great.
I feel great.
And I was reading up on it before I, when I started taking the antibiotics,
I got to get some of those two-ounce prebiotic things.
And I'm like, why?
This thing says it's gonna be great.
And I got to be honest with you, it's great.
It's worked perfectly.
I'm down to one more antibiotics than I'm done.
And let's see what the fuck this takes us.
But I've been starting to use more probiotics.
I started last year.
We had a company that sponsored this for a while, a magnesium company.
And they were really good, this company.
We just didn't do well with them, so they went away.
But I started using their products.
And I could notice just in the probiotics, how different I was feeling.
You know, shit that you eat, maybe it doesn't agree with you.
So now I'm a believer in them.
So when this Armra came up and they had it in, I go, yeah, just give it to me.
And I'm telling you, I feel a lot better.
Like I feel a little thinner.
It lays down the inflammation.
It takes off a lot of inflammation.
And it's basically whatever, the colostrum.
I've never heard of that, but I'm very interested.
Yeah, it's whatever's in your breast milk.
When you first feed your child, like once they take them out of you,
they bring them back and they take to the breast.
Boom, that's the first dose of milk.
And it has like a lot of antibodies in it.
It's great for the colds and stuff.
You just got to read up.
I'm no, I'm no fucking doctor.
But probiotics had made me feel a lot better last year.
And I've been using them now consistently.
So that makes fucking sense.
I didn't know that you had to use them in conjunction with something else.
But it all makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah, I definitely notice a difference too.
And I use them.
Like sometimes I have gone, like I go on and off, but every time I do and don't,
I definitely notice a difference, especially in my skin,
which I think is really interesting.
There has to be some relation with your gut.
Nothing will help my skin.
I've had shitty skin since I was like five.
I got one summer in Miami.
I caught like sunburns on my arm and it went all the way down.
Like it was like third-degree burns.
And then I played like, I don't know, basketball.
When I was seven, I went to take a shower at the place
and I came back like the worst foot fungus.
Like I had blisters and pimples.
So I wasn't allowed to take showers in the fucking gym no more.
I couldn't take a shower with boys.
I couldn't do it.
I didn't have a regular, I don't want to take a shower with boys anymore.
There's no fucking, whatever.
There's no disco.
But I had all those problems coming up.
And then as I got older, they went away.
Tuesday, I'm going to the longevity center.
And it's a whole day of needles and I'm excited about this
because I'm going to turn 60.
And the medical, I don't know what's going on with doctors
and what's going on in the world now.
Every time you call your doctor, it's a four week for an appointment.
And this is the second time I've called her.
I'm waiting on 72 hours for a call back.
So somewhere along the line, the medical professor
has just buckled somewhere.
I want to make sure that everything is all right with me.
So I'm going to go in there and give them blood.
I'm going to do the whole thing.
You check in at eight and you don't leave there till 4.30.
Oh, wow.
They feed you two times.
It's a lot of money.
I saved some money away in my little Acorn account.
But that's worth it.
I think that's awesome.
I think that's a great investment.
Listen, man, you invest in yourself.
I mean, it's not like I'm a kid anymore.
You know, I have a daughter.
I want to be here for a few more years.
I want to be here for my wife.
These are golden years.
So I'm going to go down there as much as I don't like fucking needles.
I don't like paying a lot of money for my doctor stuff.
You just got to go for it and going in.
It's men's health.
This is what, you know, this is what we're doing right now.
We're trying to, you know, I had a rough life.
I did drugs and shit.
I've been clean for 15 years.
So I don't drink.
I don't do anything anymore.
Not because I'm in a program.
I just don't drink.
But I just felt it was time.
This is thorough.
I haven't had a prostate exam in four years with the pandemic and everything.
I haven't had chest x-rays.
I mean, nothing.
These doctors have taken more and more away from the physical.
Like when I went to a physical in LA and that dude was busy as hell, but he would do chest x-rays,
a prostate exam.
You know, he would talk to me about different stuff and look at my throat and look at my ears.
The last physical I went to Esther was so fucking bad.
I was like, what the fuck?
No chest x-ray, no prostate exam.
She took my weight, my blood pressure and asked me a bunch of questions.
And she's like, you're free to go.
And then they drew blood and they read my chart, but that's not.
It's very in and out.
It's just an extreme.
Very in and out.
So, you know, like last week I had to actually go to urgent care.
I couldn't even see my doctor.
I had migraine addicts.
I can't fucking breathe.
And she's like, I don't know what to tell you.
You don't know what the fuck to tell me.
So I don't know what's going on with the medical system in this country right now.
Ever since COVID somewhere along the line, it's, uh, it's kind of broken.
I hate to say that word, but yeah, this is the fee.
We got to start taking care of ourselves a little more and go outside the box.
I don't care if you go on Express VPN.
I don't care if you go on there and look at the internet, the dark web for stuff like this.
That could help.
I'm not saying this is going to be on the dark web.
What I'm saying is that there's a lot of products that are great for you out there.
People don't have access to them.
There's small companies like yourself.
You don't have a big budget to go on NBC.
And you know, advertised on the fucking world series and shit like that.
So we do what the fuck we do, but I'm happy you put this together, Esther.
And I want you to come back every time you add something to this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would love to.
This is like the baby steps right now.
Yeah.
This is like the so fresh for me, like beginning this journey.
So it's so, I'm just so grateful to be here.
I'm grateful that you're here.
Remember, Esther, little steps become big steps.
And so we, we have a job, but in that job, we always want to, we have a dream and you
look at your job and you go, you know what?
It's too late.
I have kids.
I have a husband.
I don't really have time to do what my dream is.
But you know, man, you did it.
You know, some people don't have the time.
You made it work for you.
And I think this is the beginning of a lot of good things for you, Esther.
I think from this, you never know, you might open this up fucking something as he reaches
out to you, 10 million to shut the fuck up and get out of the market.
Go sell weed.
They'll tell you now you got $10 million and you're living like a doctor.
Nothing, little steps become big steps.
And I think that this little step was big for you.
Now you're ready to do.
And then you call me up and go, Hey man, I cut my hours at the pharmacy by 10 hours.
Then 10 hours and 10 hours.
And pretty much you're doing this full time.
Yeah.
So it's a journey.
It's just, it's the beginning, but just that you did it.
And that's all that counts, man.
I'm really happy that you did it.
And this is how we do it here in the church, on the joint fucking church.
I gotta stop eating those fucking mushrooms.
For you people who want to know, I did not get the role I auditioned for in the Nero movie.
It went to a name.
Who gives a fuck?
I was there baby boy.
They put my picture on the wall.
That's all that fucking matters.
I got to meet Barry.
I got to read with Robert again.
That was great.
And this is part of the deal guys.
You keep going to them and eventually something sticks on the fucking wall.
Listen, I'm 0 and 4 on my last four auditions.
That's not me at all.
I usually, if you send me out, I could pop one thing.
So that means when you get a bunch of nose that you just close it to a motherfucking yes.
I love nose sometimes because the more nose you get, you're going to get a yes somewhere fucking along the line.
And that's it, man.
So that's where I stand on a beautiful fucking Thursday morning.
Short and sweet.
No drama.
As the Lee came on, talk to you about bouquet.
I can't see without my glasses.
It's just fucking bouquet.
There you go.
And it smells good in here.
Can I smell it?
Yes, it's sealed.
Let's smell this.
It's unscented.
It doesn't have fragrance.
It smells like a pill.
But there's no fragrance.
So you just put this.
That's it.
You insert it about an inch or two to where it's comfortable.
Let it warm up to your body temperature.
Let it dissolve.
And I got an idea for your podcast.
The podcast you're going to start for this stuff is going to call Estelize Magina Party.
I love it.
You're going to put a little cake with those fucking lights in it that explodes like on your birthday at Astoria with the things.
And that's going to be the name.
I think that's a great name.
You're a power and woman.
And I think this is needed right now in the podcast world.
So Estelize, new podcast coming soon is Estelize.
We're putting it out there.
Diagonal party, Jack.
You know what I'm saying?
Fucking kazoos, whatever.
Yeah, you can coach me on how to do that.
Yeah, you can do it yourself.
You just did it.
You just come on every week.
You just come on every week and give information.
It doesn't have to be funny.
It just has to be you and correct information.
So you don't end up on Spotify, giving out bad info and shit.
And I think it's a great idea.
I think this is ready.
You're ready.
You have great guests.
You have our fucking matriarch.
Yes.
Christine Murdov over there, fucking Miss Pharmacist herself.
And I think it's a great idea, Estel, because you just told me about what you wanted to do.
And I'm like, yeah, this is Estelize Magina Party.
Once a month fucking on YouTube.
Just draw a bunch of your friends to come over.
You drink some wine.
You insert a bunch of these.
And then you put a sheet mask on.
Yeah, some cucumbers on your eyes.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling great.
I'm not feeling anything.
I've put two in there so far.
Well, I'm happy you came on and took the time.
Thank you so much for having me.
Thank you.
Again, tell these savages where you can get this for your girlfriend, your wives, anybody.
Your grandma, you know, grandma walks a little slow.
Maybe this will put a little pepper to fucking step.
You know what I'm saying?
Grandma hasn't seen no light since the Nixon administration.
So.
Oh yeah.
So please come check us out.
Our Instagram is with bouquet and our website is with bouquet.com.
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