Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #212 | TODD MOELLER | UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

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What's happening you bad motherfuckers? It's Wednesday or Thursday. What's happening you bad motherfuckers? It's Wednesday or Thursday. The 10th or 11th, who gives a fuck? It's a great day. It's a whole new fucking week. Cain Velazquez is out of jail for you fucking real people that would take matters into your own hands. It's a feather in a cap for us this week. I mean, dog, when I found out he was in jail, like he got out, I forgot he was in jail. Like I'd forgotten all about Cain Velazquez. But my guest today is my man Todd, one of the owners of Stoner's Club.

I started with Todd about two months ago. A friend of mine, fuck yeah, a friend of mine from Patreon reached out to me and said to take a look. It was a guy from Patreon. Oh, nice. A guy named Sorev. Good dude. Oh, nice. Shout out to Sorev. Shout out to Sorev and I ordered and Des came and I was blown the fuck away. Tell us how you got this motherfucker started because it's a great story. All right. So, um, so for I spoke this shit into existence, Joey, to be honest,

even my girl says the same thing for for about three years. All I kept thinking about was when weed goes legal, I'm going to I want to focus on the delivery. And I want to be the Uber or weed. Everyone's going to try to open retail and grow in this. I want to be because if I can control that, then the dispensaries need me. The distributors need everyone's going to need my services. So what I did is is is I so happened. It was during the pandemic.

So I got the hell out of Queens, Queens turned the shit and I'm like, you know what? I'm going back home. I'm going to get me a nice little house, get out of the city. I had a dog at the time and it was definitely fake because no sooner I moved back in September, January, it was it was legal in Jersey. It went on the it went on the ballot in November and it went on how Jersey legalized it. They put it on as a referendum, which meant that it goes. It's once it got voted in on November in November.

It goes on to the Constitution that it becomes our constitutional right now to consume and possess cannabis in New Jersey. So once I saw that, I was like, okay, we can't sell it, but we can gift it. So I kind of did some research on a DC model where they sell stickers and they gift you the cannabis because it's decriminalized in the zone of DC. So they found a loophole around it. So I went with that. I went, you know, it was on the Constitution. It was our legal rights. So I started creating the website on January 2nd by January 15th.

We were launched January 16th and we launched as a statewide service from the beginning. I didn't want to, I didn't want to focus on one area and be known as all that person in that area. I was like, you know, well, let's tackle the whole state from the beginning. So in the beginning, it was just me driving. I had four orders on our first day. So once I saw four orders on our first day, I looked at my girlfriend, my business partner, shout out to Sherry. I love you, baby. I said, we're going to be successful.

This is it. Like we made the fucking right move. Like this is it. This is what we're going to be doing. And she was still working her regular job at the time. So every day a little bit more order to come in and baby, can I quit? Baby, I quit. I want to come work.

I want to do this full time. And I remember one day dropping her off to work and I was like, no, go in and tell them you quit. We're good. Let's focus on this. And we were literally driving from High Point, New Jersey all the way down to Atlantic City in one day, two hours and 45 minutes and one trip. And we were smiling the whole time. Because I'm like, I was like, I couldn't believe I had a customer in the top of New Jersey and one in the, you know, all the way down south. So it just grew from there.

So and then news articles started picking us up and that's what really put us on to the next level. So yeah. And then it's just been a blessing from there. You know, we just now when we met, you were telling me that Jersey was messing with you. Yeah. I mean, we're still dealing with a issue in Jersey. So we had a previous company, Slump Kitchen, where they served a cease and desist based on a consumer fraud. So we answered the cease and desist as best as we could.

But they wanted personal, I'm going to be honest, they wanted customer information that we weren't prepared to give up. We felt like we had an obligation to our customers to protect their identity. Privacy. So so we fought them and we're now we're still fighting them in court. I still have, you know, lawyer fees that I'm paying every day because I feel we were doing right. And they offered us a settlement and we denied it based on the stipulations in the settlement. I didn't like how it was worded. And I thought it was going to be a sideways setup.

So I told my lawyer, just we'll see him in court. Let this because now it's all the way up to the Supreme Court. We appealed it. We kept losing, losing, losing. We kept appealing it. Like, I'm not going to stop fighting to the to the fight is over. You know what I mean? Fuck them.

Fuck. Yeah. And it's it's not fuck, you know, I don't want to go to, you know, I do want to play nice. But it's if you're going to command me legally, I'm going to defend myself legally. That's the only way that I that's the only recourse that I had. So so yeah, we dealt with that. And then now here we are at Stoner Club and we're revamped and better than ever. And, you know, you know, I never.

One of my dear friends, I mean, he's a great guy in LA. His name is Gino and he owned Speed Week. Okay. And, you know, I knew Gino from the store kind of sort of. And he always, for me, like I was always, I like going to the store. Yeah. For me, going to the store was like, you know, going, I don't listen. I hate fucking shopping.

Yeah. Like I went sneaking shopping with my daughter. Yes. And I told her we walked in there. You got five fucking. You got five fucking. See, I'm the opposite. I love it.

I can't. I can't sit in the store for two hours. Yeah. Even when I shop, if you see how I shop, you go, fuck. I'd rather go in, take a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and get the fuck out of there. And if it don't fit, I'll come back next time and return it. I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to be changing and putting that.

I got underwear. I don't do the changing room. I don't do the fitting thing either. I get the size I think I need. If it don't fit, we'll bring it back. Yeah. It might be two or three months, but it's coming back. I'm on the inside.

When I go into a place, I know what I want. I do the research. So I'm in and out of there. I'm not your typical shopper. People are like, oh, we shop eight hours a day. You got the wrong motherfucker. But for me, I really enjoyed walking into the weed store and I saw the process get better in LA.

I remember them opening and I would not go. Wild, wild West days. No, no. I would not go. Okay. I refused to go. What was the reason? My issue was in the beginning that the doors were going to get kicked in.

No, my issues were in the beginning that I grew up smoking weed in New York, motherfucking city, you know, and I know what like that was going into the city as a child to get a bag of dope was one of the funnest things. Absolutely. You could ever fucking do in your life from the hot dog to the Carvel shake to the movie theater. It was amazing to this. That it's an exciting thing.

It's very exciting to go on a corner or in a car in a place you're not, you don't belong. Like they're like, even they'll even ask you what the fuck are you doing? Well, they know that a lot of like I was telling you on Wednesdays in 1993, we used to go into the Bronx because it was free joint day on Jerome Avenue. Free joint day on Jerome Avenue. You're telling me 93 and you could fucking drive your car and give me a hundred Jersey cars, a hundred fucking Pennsylvania cars. And the cops would pull me over once in a while and you really had no escape because if they

pulled you over, here you are in Spanish Harlem with four white kids. Yeah. What are you doing here? I come to see my grandmother. Your grandmother don't live in fucking Spick Harlem. Get it together. So what's her address? But that was New York City.

Like I always tell a story. I'm a Catholic motherfucker. I believe that Jesus, the whole fucking thing. As I've gotten older, you know, whatever, but when I was a kid, I really fucking believed in Jesus and the whole fucking thing. I grew up Catholic. What burned me the most when I was about the summer of eight grade going into freshman year.

I remember this like it was yesterday. A friend of mine lefty said, I got a new spot in the village for weed and we went to the village, parked the car, walked like two blocks and it was the bottom of a fucking church. I could live time a hundred. I'll never forget that. And he was the creepy thing. You walk downstairs to the bingo hall. It was in the fucking bingo hall and they'd have, you know, little nickel bags, $20 bags

a quarter ounce. And it was like, you know, like 10 feet of a table. Yeah. And you could go and they sold this shit. They sold. They got weed and they put it in a block. Oh, the brick, the bricks like this big and they dip it in hash oil for 35 bucks. Oh yeah.

But I never seen that. I've seen the brick shitty weed. No, these are these bricks and they probably were shitty weed. But when they dipped it in that hash and then they baked it or some shit and you got to cut it with a scissors. This is when I was there. And I never forget that was the same week. I went to see the fucking police at CBGB's sing rock, rock, rock sand with a fucking stolen

ID. My friend goes, come on, use my brother's ID. So that whole week I was like blown away. I'm 14 at CBGB's. Now I'm buying weed at the bottom of a fucking church. And I was fine with it. I was happy until I saw the priest come down and somebody gave him like an envelope. He's like, thank you.

God bless. And I'm like, holy fuck. But again, as blasphemous as the sounds, it was exciting to me. Yeah, it's exciting. I liked, you know, there's something about getting paid on Friday for me, getting you a little fucking $2 a paycheck as a kid and cashing it and running to the drug dealer's and putting a half ounce in the trunk of your car and driving knowing the cops might pull me over.

That was that little thing. So for that reason, when the licensing came to California, I wasn't in. I was like, this ain't for me. I'm going to mind my business. But then they started popping up with lollipops. People started popping up with shit. And I'm like, wait a second. I think it's time to go down the licenses.

The licenses were $350. At the beginning. And you know how much money I had in my bank account? How much? $18. $18. And one day through the grace of God, Red Band called me and he goes, what are you doing? I go, no, he goes, we're going to Houston's to eat.

Rogan's taking us to that specialty because you, there was like, at that time there were like eight doctors that were given our licenses, but there was one guy that would go to court with you. Like he had a reputation that he had gone to court with you, that he fought the cops. In fact, they even threw him in jail. So Rogan went specifically to him, paid for our licenses. And I went to this fucking, uh, we'd still called the pharmacy. The pharmacy.

And it was 10 years ahead of its time. Ice cream. But guess what? And I got no reason to lie. Every time I walked in there, I walked out of there at my $430. One of my visa card. Wow. Yeah.

I was dropping four to 500. I get my wife down here to tell you, she had to sit me down and go, you put five, $5,000 and we remember at a month, a bad day for me in those days. Oh, that was in a month on your visa card. Damn. I mean, bad day for me was to hunt. Yeah. Like that was like a deck.

I got like a quarter. It was like, you get backed up in that shit. Like I'm not going to. Okay. Like my first experience with going into a dispensary is when I took a recent trip to California, I went in the cookies. I went into med man. I just wanted to see and I found myself.

I want this. I want this. Then they give you limits. Oh, no, you can only buy two of these or three of these. But then you're like, okay, give me this and you want the cards. And they're like, let me show you this. And then you get wrapped up in this work. You know, the meaning it's like the experience is so fucking cool.

And I ended up with a bunch of shit that I didn't even, I don't even think we finished before we left California. Give it away. Yeah, you just give it away. I know people like that. And when we come to New York, they'd have like fucking the best was a THC inhaler for a while, 35 hours for an eighth of an inhaler. And I enjoyed all that shit.

But again, it didn't do nothing after a while. You just buying little gadgets and shit. And then I after you get hip, you're like, I'm just buying fucking flour. Yeah. I'm not coming to hit it by nothing else. And but at the same time, I used to get calls from people going, Gino will deliver weed to you. He really likes you.

He's your friend. He's a fan. And I'm like, I like Gino. Gino's my bro. But it's not for me. I don't want to get us delivery at my house. And it's not what it is. And it's nine o'clock at night.

And then we're going to have a different problem. Exactly. Let me just go down there. But I started to talk. Gino would go to the comedy store on Tuesdays and his specialty with these blunts with high level exotic weed and a glass tip. Oh, like the pack was they got out now. I'm not a big pack with fan.

Yeah. I didn't think so. That's why I didn't bring any. That shit burns my lungs too much, man. It's too much. It's a bit too much. You know what it is? It's the fucking pack.

I've never liked pack. When I lived in Florida, I had this roommate. I'm not going to say his name, but he smoked the shittiest weed out of the shittiest, dirtiest backwards you can find. I'm like, he looked through the pack like, nah, not dirty enough. No, I'm like, dog, I'm not smoking that shit. Like we're in a time of like kryptonite back then. It was like, you know, silver line haze.

All this good shit's coming on. I'm like, dog, I'm not smoking that with you. But that was like his thing. He loved. He loved choking. I'm like, yeah, nah. He grinded it in a Mr. Coffee grinder. It got real, real, real dusty.

Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, it was disgusting. It's just fucking crazy how, how much the weed, like I was seeing something. Yeah. They're on TV. They're predicting it to be in the billions next year. Billions, billions.

You know, you cannot fathom that we got to see the day. Like we heard about it for a long time. Oh, weed is coming. Weeds going to be legal. I mean, I started hearing this in the sixth grade. Yeah. Yeah. You've been hearing it forever.

I watched. I watched a thing on 60 minutes or 2020 in the sixth grade that tobacco companies had already bought tons of weed. And they were just waiting in fucking force. Philip Morris. I heard Philip Morris. Philip Morris went crazy. Went crazy in the seventh grade.

And now they're talking about, they're going to, now they're an anti-tobacco. Come get the fuck out of here. You just killed people for hundreds of years. You know what I'm saying? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't agree with that shit. You know what I mean? Now you want to, now you want to like try to clean up the mess that you caused. You know what I mean?

Like it's like when Exxon spills the oil and says, oh no, but we'll clean it up. Well, these aren't, you spent the fucking oil though, you know what I mean? Yeah, you got to clean it up. But I love the delivery. I love the first delivery service I ever ordered from was you. Yeah. Really? I swear to God.

And Dez was, I'm telling you Dez, Dez fucking loves you, bro. Oh, I love Dez. Dez is my girl. She came back. She's like, she, you know, she was just, she's very quiet, very reserved. She just talked, like tells me what I need, you know, what I need to know. She came in. She's like, you know Joe Ideas.

I was like, of course we all, she's like, he's a customer. He's amazing. I, he loves us and he wants to speak to you. And I was like, holy shit. Like Joey Diaz. Like Joey. I was fucking impressed. Really?

Awesome. I'm very impressed. And then like I got, you know, I have 2,200 milligram addables. Yeah. They're not any time, any place. You take those as only one. Is that the one you gave up? Yeah.

Paul, Paul, you sure, right? Wasn't he almost? Yeah. He could, he's, you gave him like a leg. He said, dude, did he have to be carried out of here? No, we were in LA. Oh, you were in LA? He left.

He had to leave the park. He left. He just left. I love Paul. Shout out to Paulie Shore. He's in New York this week. Really? I fucking love Paulie Shore.

He was at the stand for Monday night. I met Paulie Shore when he was doing the MTV Beach House years ago. It was just him and that VJ Jesse. Jesse. Oh my God. Years ago. And I see, and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. And I'm like, Paul, you know, everybody's doing back in the day.

So he's like, yeah, come on, bro. And he's like, what are you, you know, and back then there was no cell phones, no pictures. It was just, oh, I fucking, you're funny as hell. I love you. Jesse. I think he's doing a show tonight. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll give him a call after the podcast and we'll see what the fuck he's doing. That's fucking awesome. He's a good dude. I like Paulie a lot. I love Paulie. You know, Paulie and Paulie's like, he's, I know what Paulie's like right now. He lost his mom by four years ago and Paulie and me got tighter after mom died, you know, because she was good to me.

So, and he's in Vegas. He's still crazy. He's got a podcast. I'm so like, I'm glad to see he's back doing shit again. He never went away. Really? Because I haven't seen him. No.

Listen, the movie stopped calling. Well, yeah, that stopped. Well, you know, that was the 80s and early 90s. So you know, you go on your runs and, you know, when your run is over, it's like, look at Van Damme. Look at all of them. It's over. You can do about it. Nothing you can do about it.

Just reinvent yourself and, you know, do the best you can. That's all you can do about it. But, uh, you know, it's, uh, what I've seen with reefer has been unblown away. Insane. I am really the last 10 years, the speed, the speed I saw that caught up. You know, I saw a wheat store pop up, two wheat stores pop up. And then just in my name, I remember I was telling my wife the other day, she went to Tennessee one Christmas. This has had to be 2010, 2009 fucking Christmas Eve.

I go upstairs to my box and there's a happy joint. And I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do? It's eight o'clock. It's Christmas Eve. And I ain't got no fucking weed. And I just got in the car. I went to my weed store closed. I went to any ones that I knew that were closed.

And then I found one and I went in there and they had all right stuff. It was just one girl by herself. And she was very sweet and she goes, you know, I have to work till 10. So I gave her like a tip for being there. But then as I walked out of there, I saw another weed store right across the street. And I go, let me go in there and see what they got. Guys, this is going to shock you. I walked in there like, welcome, Merry Christmas.

And I'm like, you guys are still open. Yeah, we're open till 10. Come on in. And they gave me, they got to fill this up. They gave me like a sheet, you know, a name address. But on the bottom, when I signed, it said this establishment is owned by the church of Jesus Christ. Calabasas or something like that. I'm not making it like, I don't know where Calabasas, I don't know if it was in Calabasas.

The, the, the weed store was in North Hollywood. But when I signed it and I saw this is owned by the church of whatever in Calabasas. And I looked at the guy, you guys got churches. Yeah, we don't like three of them. We figured the church could use the money. The pastor is open minded. Yeah. Definitely get some tax exemptions there.

And the weed was alright. But just to let you know that that's what was there. And then like, I went back there two months later and the Christian store was gone. And the store across the street with the girl had become a mega store. Really? So she took, oh, so she, no, she, she was just working for somebody. I'm not saying, but their, their company, they ended up controlling that. Oh, shit.

And their products. And then we went from the pharmacy. That was the hotspot in Santa Monica. The pharmacy. Yeah. To the one that. Cush town. Cush.

Cushmart. Cushmart. Oh my God. Cushmart started, we started with Cushmart and a little apartment. You've been in a cookie store out in LA? No. No. They're like the, I mean, the one we went in was, it was like the Apple.

Right. I can't deal with that. No. That's not for me. No. So what's your type of store that you want to? I want to deal with you. Yeah.

One is the, but like. I call it. A personal, someone with a personal like they, I call this white people shit. Okay. Okay. There's, there's weed people and, but now they're trying to enter the white world into it. Hi.

How are you? With an iPad. With like a white glove. With an iPad. Okay. And they're like, how are you? And then you go into the glass and you pick the strain and then she pushes into the computer and then you have to go to a window and they give a key in the back.

I don't want that. That's too high tech for me. That's what one of the stores I was tight with. They went that route. Okay, Mike. I'm done. So what's your ideal? So your ideal dispensary.

My ideal dispensary is a two man operation. Okay. With a waiting room out there and put two people in for two people. You got five minutes. If you're going to come and ask me creepy questions. Hi. I want to weed that makes my feet stink and my pussy hurt and my eyeballs. And I don't really want to be high.

But I've been like, listen, we got the wrong motherfucker. Yeah. We sell the devil here. Okay. We sell the devil here. We don't sell mother. You should see the fucking customer request that we get. Bro, it's a nightmare.

It's a nightmare. I don't need it. That high TAT. But I still want it. What do you want? Go get candy. Go get bubble gum. I can't fucking help you.

They come in with the fucking belt. I want something that will take me there. But my eyes can't get read. My boss can't listen. Or my kid. Step up to the fucking bump. Okay. You know, I can't.

I can't. Get hired. I can't. In New York now. What I like about New York's weed system is that they've hired a pharmacy. The medical marijuana stores, there's a pharmacy. But that's law. Yes.

So when you go in, go give them the fucking a beat. Yeah. And then when they decide, they'll give it to a salesman and let him get your weed to get the people out. That's when people come in like, I got anxiety, neck pain, back pain. And that's when there's literally strains that do work well for certain ailments. But yeah, but when you go into like a, you know, a recreational dispensary, they're not trying to hear that shit. I try to appease, like my customer service, we try to appease as much as we can. But I mean, we get crazy requests like, I wanted half CBD, half THC.

I'm like, well, you tell me where the fuck they make that at, because I have no clue. No, it's crazy. I'm like, when I find it, I'll let you know. But that's pretty. Give me the old geezers that smoke pot. Oh, I love it. I don't want this fucking new. You know, I bought the weed.

It was 24%. It was too strong for me. But then I bought the 16. It wasn't. Listen, here at the store, we sell the devil. Yeah. Okay. People ask us a lot why, why a question that comes up is why, why don't we announce our THC levels?

I said, well, first of all, we don't actually test our THC level. So it would just be an estimate anyway. So I'd rather like not put that information out. You know what I mean? Like if you want to look for an estimate, you can Google it and get an estimate like on that stream. But I got a brother who I love dealing. We grew up together. He's my boy.

We smoked tons of weed together. If I get a bag, I call him. If he gets a bag, I call him. Every time I give him weed, it's a 20 call. A 20 call fucking adventure. You know, and I'm not that guy. Like I'm not that guy. Like, so he'll come over here and I'll give him the weed.

He doesn't understand that. And it's hard to tell people that. I know you like silver surfer or silver. What's the stuff you just gave me? Silver haze. Silver haze. Okay. Everybody likes silver haze.

But some people at some of these stores, they market the names by the clientele. No disrespect to anybody. I had a friend that was a fucking writer and he became a millionaire selling weed in the ghetto areas, Long Beach, like the real low areas. You should have seen the names he had for those things like welfare. He had a bunch of fucking names that I'm like, why do you give him those names? He's the one that told me, I can't fire breath here, but I won't sell fire breath. I'll sell lunar eclipse.

This neighborhood calls for a lunar eclipse. When they see lunar eclipse, they come in and, oh my God, you know, and that. So you understand me? So whenever he comes here and I give him a weed, like he'll go, uh, it says here that, you know, white truffle is a sativa. Listen, leave me the fuck alone. You know what I'm saying? Just smoke the weed.

Just smoke the weed. What do you give a fuck what the name is? They don't, you're not going to get that in LA. They mix them up. There's a few people will go, yeah, this is strawberry cough. Well, this is real old school fucking diesel. But besides that, they switch them. So when people come up to you, what do you think about the New York diesel?

Where'd you get it from? I smoked it when I was in California. Well, I don't know what you're talking about. Cause what they gave you probably wasn't even diesel. It was Jack Carrera. Yeah. It was a Jack Carrera, which don't do shit to me. Yeah.

Oh, you don't like Jack Carrera? Fuck Jack Carrera. That weed has never done anything to me. Really? I've had some amazing Jack Carrera. I've gotten old Sativa don't work for a little joke. It's a certain Sativa, like the Silver A's and all that. The Silver A's, the Sour.

What about the Sour I gave you? The Sour. I don't even think I tasted that yet. All right. Yeah. That's on another level. That's the exotic Sour. Okay.

And we got, that's our state. That's one of our, that's our state on our New York menu. We know our New York customers love Sattiva. They love Sattiva. You know, they love it. Sattiva? Yeah. If we don't have Sattiva on our menu, our sales stagnate, man.

Like we need to keep, like it's, and if we don't have it, we get calls. Where's my Sattiva? Where's my Sattiva? Because you got to understand, we have a lot of working moms, working parents, and they want that. They don't want to be locked on the couch. They need to go take a couple puffs and then go take care of the kids and cook dinner or go to work, you know, and do that daily shit.

And I love Sattiva's during the day and I love, I smoke everything though. Like I smoke 20 times a day at the, at the, at the low end. You know what I mean? I just don't see the devil. When I, when I pull back and I smoke, it's to get high. Absolutely. It's to get fucking stoned. I don't want to get medium stoned or, you know, if you, if you don't want your eyes to

get red by vizine, I don't know what the fuck to tell you, but that's the only problem with the weed store that if I, my ideal weed store, I want to talk to my guy. Okay. I want to see the weed. Yeah. You know, I don't want to put my hands on it, but let me smell it. I want to live, I want to be part of that, you know, and that's where I enjoyed about the weed store.

To be honest with you, I'm unemployed in the daytime. So I got 30 minutes to go on a weed store. Yeah. I don't have 30 minutes to go dick around, you know, but I have 30 minutes to go on a weed store. And if somebody goes, I got something in the back for you. You know, let me show you what's in the back. Because I, dog, they used to be like, so the funny thing is that the valley is a little

bit more like for us, like for people are talking people. You know, there was a store in the valley that was open till two. Wow. They didn't give a fuck about the cops or nothing. But as you get closer to Hollywood, it gets very woke. And it was woke years ago. I used to go to the store just to torture them. They were woke chicks, you know, all that shit.

They went to yoga. You know, I like these. They put, they put pretty girls in there. And I appreciate a pretty girl selling me weed. But these girls don't know about weed. I'd get them high by blowing a cigarette in their face. So when you go in there, they're telling you the wrong information that I don't want that. I want somebody who gets down.

You got to get down. We came to get down. Okay. My first requirement is if you're going to sell me weed, you need to consume and smoke some fucking weed. You need to fuck them. You need to know what you're talking about. When people ask me, I could tell you what this does, what that does, why I smoke this,

why I smoke high. I educate. I'm a strained nerd though. I love, you know, like I said, Me too. I like looking at them and breaking them and sniffing them. The only thing I can get my hands on was that, was that Mexican squished up brick weed and I thought to me that was the best fucking thing on earth.

And then the first good bud that came to my neighborhood was Hydro when I was like 14 and like that was on a whole other. No seeds. I was like, holy shit. Where's the seeds? How'd they grow more plants? You know what I mean? Yeah.

And then just to see where weed has evolved, man, it's amazing. And it's going to get even stronger. Even stronger. And these nerds, I mean, you know, I never saw the thing with the blow torch and shit. Oh, oh, the devs. I never saw that. I dropped you off somewhere. No, no, we have our own.

I don't that. Oh, okay. I don't that. I'm going to tell you the reason why I stopped. And like you said, I'm a flower guy. And I'm not really even a big pen guy, but I found these sauce bars that I really, really love. I was going to bring you some because they're amazing.

They're really good. Um, but dabs to me, like they, it's too fucking much. You know what I'm saying? Like I'll dad. And like there's be double times. I'm like, oh, that was cool. Like I'm just high, but then I'll take that same dad. My fucking head will start my chest.

And I feel like I got to take my shirt off. I'm like, no, I don't need to like go out of space. You know what I'm saying? I just want to get high, chill out, watch a movie, eat some fucking dinner. You know what I'm saying? Like play with the pups. You know what I mean?

Like I don't, I don't, I don't need to be like, oh, swipe and sweat. And now I don't feel good. Now I'm not enjoying that shit at all. So I don't do the, I don't do the dabs. You know what I mean? I don't, not anymore. I like left that shit alone. I did one.

I did a few of them. Yeah. Absolutely. You got it. You got to try it. And then when that I was at the improv and these motherfuckers, these to make those gummies or monos, these 300 milligram gummies that were fucking motherfuckers up.

I mean, and they were, I still talk to these guys cause they're like related to a friend of mine. And we were at the improv and these motherfuckers set up a rig right on Melrose Boulevard. I'm like, holy shit. Right in front of a fucking restaurant with valets. And we're out there with a blow torch. And I let the dog get hit me.

It hit me to the point where whenever I take a good hit, like the freeze pipe, my bong, whenever I take a good hit, you know, it rattles you a little bit. You drink some water, whatever. This shit just took me out there. And I thought I was going to pass out. I'm like, you know what, man?

I don't need this. When it's time to smoke this, I'll just go get heroin. I'll just go get a patch, a little bag of heroin and starts snorting heroin. You can't listen. There's no way you're tolerant. You know what I'm saying?

Like there's no fucking way. Like it's just too much. You know, I like my, I'm an old street guy. You look at the, you look at the strength, the, the, the testing 97% TAC dog. I don't need that. I mean, it's not, not what I do like. I'm not going to lie.

What I do like is the hash. I do like crinkling up the hash and throwing it on a, on a blunt. Actually, it's kind of, I'm kind of like bougie with this shit. Like I can't, it's like, I almost like I can't smoke it now without, without some of the ice water hash or the, you know what I mean? Now, you know, again, I bought hash 40 fucking years ago and they smoke it a lot when I went to San Francisco. I went to, I tried to hash it all those wheat stores.

And I think out of the 30 hashes I got, I found one good hash. You ever get the hella Danks or the, from us? I don't know. I got, I think I used to smoke it under a glass. Yeah. Okay. So I put it on the pen. All the hash you get today, you light it and it just melts.

Yeah. That's not good. That's not the hash I grew up on. Okay. I grew up with my hash from over there with the stamp. With the platinum, the gold and the fucking silver stamp. I'll never forget buying a $35 piece and the stamp was still on it. You light it on fire and it lights.

Don't fucking melt. Oh, no, no, no. It don't melt. It lights. Don't melt. All hash lights. All hash lights. If you'll ask how heights I want.

I got it. I don't know if I brought it. I don't know if I grabbed the hash. I know I grabbed some, some of the concentrates for you because we just got the custom, our own custom stoner club. So we're trying to brand every, so we're trying to brand everything. We're trying to partner with people who already have these facilities who make great products and we're trying to collaborate with them, you know, and bring our ideas to the table

and also create a line of stoner club, you know, branded products that, you know, that are top, top quality that everyone would enjoy and rave about. You got some great fucking reefer and your edibles. Like I ordered, Des came and I was going, I always go on Sundays. I go to my buddy's house to watch football. Obviously I went over that once. I brought the 200 milligrams and they weren't bite. So I got some true dose.

Because they're lower. They're not for me. They're lower doses. When I first got true dose, I go, these ain't for me. These ain't got to do nothing for me. But I bring them around the corner. So I went around the corner and I'm busting that ball. I think it was the, I love the fucking starburst.

I love the pink starburst. The starburst will fuck you up. Oh boy. So I had like two studs there. The whole bag is 300 guys. 300. Legit 300. Legit.

I took 15. I gave it to one of my buddies and I gave the other guy another buddy. Guys, I have no reason to lie to nobody. I was talking. Maybe I went to get a pizza. And when I checked on both of them, their eyes were fucking beat red. Are they like heavy smoke? Are they smoke?

They're heavy smokers. Yeah. They smoke laughing gas every week and shit. Nice. So I'm like, oh shit. And then the guy is usually a yeller. Fuck you. Drop the ball.

What type of fucking actor are you? Yeah. He yells at the team. Like it's going on. After 30 minutes I go, this motherfucker hasn't said a word. Like if a cheerleader is cheering, he'll go, give me some pussy. You know, and all that shit. He's a wild man.

Watch football with. And I get, look at Michael brother. You just fucked up. He's like, wow. Right in front of him. I opened up the bag and I ate the 270 milligrams. Right in front of him. Right in front of Michael.

When I do, when I do shit like that, people are like, oh my God, get the bed. Yo, we need the pump. It's something like dog. I eat edibles. Like I eat edibles and I love the truth. But go ahead. Finish it. Oh my God.

I came home that night. I was fucked up. I love when I am. I call them. I had an accident. Okay. I love having accidents. I love having accidents by mistake.

Like just a little accident. You won too much, but you're by yourself. You're kind of embarrassed to tell people dog. Yeah. You know, people like, I can't eat those. I'm like, dog, I got a story for you. You know what I'm saying? Everybody got an edible dog.

Yeah. And I still remember being in my old house and just like control. Like my wife and a friend were in the other room and I was eating pirate booty. I'll never forget that. And I just kept showing it in my mouth. When I was like, I'm maybe 2000 milligrams. Addibles. Maybe 18.

Bong hits a mushroom for flavor. And I got home and they were awake for flavor. Oh, you got to do a little mushroom in there for flavor. I started fucking eating. And I'm in my wife would say to me, she goes, I don't know what you do. But when I wake up in the mornings, the kitchen is like a fucking bomb. There's ham out. There's cheese.

You ate 10 apples. I'm trying to, you know, you try not to fucking be a slob. So you start, you know, weight watchers tells you to be not hungry enough for an apple. You ain't really hungry. Okay. So I'll do one apple. If the apples are really good. I'm like, fuck yeah.

I eat another apple. Then you eat another apple. I didn't know that was like a weight watcher. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, apples. So if you fucking, once I eat three or four apples, if the reef is winning, it's done. There's no weight watches.

Everything goes out the window. There's no points. Yeah. And you just go for broke, you know, and, uh, but that night with the true dose, I was like 300 milligrams. You try the chocolates. And then I started getting the chocolate. I started getting the punch bars, but I was getting the punch bars.

Yeah. They've been around for a while. But it was really surprising. Like, uh, how professional your drivers were, they were on time. They hit you with a text and tell you when they're going to be there. When you wake up in the morning, you know, you just fucking order it at night. Like whenever I know, whenever I'm doing a show in the city, I don't, I have a bag of a 200 milligram metal, but tell them that you can't give those to somebody in New York.

No. Delphi. Yes. I'm saying you end up in fucking Delaware. Yeah. Yeah. What is your schedule? It's like Monday is what?

Okay. So we, we have, uh, we have a weekly promotion schedule that you can go to stonerclub.com and stoner club is with a K, um, just for anyone who, um, but yeah. So, so Monday we call it manic Monday. Monday is, I believe you get 15% off every order over 200. So, and it's automatically applied. You don't have to use a coupon code. Um, Tuesday is toke Tuesday, which is 10% off flower edibles.

Um, and I believe pre-rolls, um, Wednesday was called hash Wednesday at one point and we were giving a good discount on our, on our concentrates, but we changed it to, um, we're giving away pre-rolls. So for every hundred hours you spend on Wednesday, you get a free pre-roll with your order. I think it's, we cap it at 10. So if you spend a thousand dollars, it'll come with 10 free pre-rolls. Um, Thursday is called slurs day. That's where we get, uh, 10% thick.

That's where we're speaking of edibles. That's where you get 10% off all your edibles, drinks, um, and things like that. We may, we may revamp that and look back at that special. And then Fridays, Freaky Friday, which is a mystery giveaway or promotion. So it's what I decide when I wake up in the morning, like what we're doing. Like we'll collaborate the night before and we'll say, Hey, um, you know, we have extra edibles or we have these edibles we can give. Like we'll, we'll collaborate and see, um, something that we haven't done in a while.

Like if we give away edibles on Friday, uh, you know, a couple of times that month, we'll think of, you know, something else. Sometimes we'll give away merch. Sometimes we'll just announce just a 20% off everything on the site. Um, and then Saturday or Saturday, which is 10% off. Yeah. Which is 10% off all the concentrates. Um, and I do, I think we added the pre-rolls on there too,

because we have the hash infused pre-roll. So, um, and then Sunday is Sunday, fun day, which is 10% off the entire store. Um, no cap. And then, yeah, I already explained what Monday is. Um, but we're also going to implement, um, some other giveaways and contests. Like if you leave a Google review on our Google, my business once a month, we draw a winner from that and we give them a free ounce with includes free delivery and it's top shelf.

Um, and that includes. So, um, it's an incentive. It's incentivized and you can leave an honest review. Like you can, you could win leaving a one star review. No, I'm going to respond to you and find out why it's a one star and try to fix it. But, you know, everyone, everyone's eligible to win. We're also going to implement pretty soon. I'm not sure when, but a raffle in system.

So, um, it's going to be monthly based where every order comes with a digital raffle ticket. And at the end of that month, we're going to pull it out and then we're going to, um, think of a prize for that person to win as well. We also may implement our loyalty program again. So there's a ton of things we, um, we, um, we love our customers. Like you can tell that we can tell, like we, we fucking love you guys. Like I like without you guys, we wouldn't be shit. And I, we appreciate each and every one of you, the word of mouth, um, all the kind words

anyone has said for us. So that's why we always listen to the customer's feedback and we always try. I mean, within means we try to answer that, that feedback. Customer support is huge with us. Cause with all these new services popping up, um, what's going to set you apart as customer service? And let me add to this too. Let me add to this. Guys, I don't want to sound like a fucking snob here or something, but you know, some of you just want,

Jersey's a big fucking place and Jersey has bad areas and good areas. New York city where you're delivering now also has good areas and bad areas. And you know, I'm an older guy. I don't have a fucking born to lose t-shirt on with a Hitler tattoo on my forehead. So, you know, I care about my neighbors. I care about the people, you know, and the most important thing, like when I was in high school, when I graduated high school, a friend of mine said to me that he goes, do you know what I really do part time?

I go, what? He goes, I deliver Coke for a service that doesn't want Spanish people. They don't want Spanish people in their house. So white people that are up in the white people. They don't want some brown guy coming in your house to sell you Coke. They, they sent this guy. This guy was a white dude. He put on a suit and a Monty suit.

I don't even know if there was a Monty there, but he looked like a fucking probation officer. This guy, you know, and it worked. It worked. I'm not saying that whatever. I'm not saying that these people were prejudiced. I'm just saying that these people were attorneys. You can't send the guy in here with a fucking tattoo and fucking hair. I'm attorney.

I make fucking two million a year. I have a million dollar clients. I can't have this kid come in here with slippers thinking like, you know, I'm going to tell you something, all of your deliveries. And you know, I've ordered 10 times. One of our biggest customers. The fucking delivery drivers dressed to the teeth, nines, smell good, look good. They talk to you.

The cars are great. They don't come on your block blasting fucking music. When you wake up in the morning, it says we've accepted your order. It'll be delivered. Wait for the link to come up. So when the link comes up, it'll tell you, you're going to be around your area. 221. If they're not there at 221, you will get a text from them at 2, 8, 13, telling you why

they won't be there at 221. Tell you if there's some jerk off and fuck whatever. That's what I enjoyed about it the most. The professionalism from A to Z. The thing I was scared of the most was some kid tearing on my block with a Z28, with a gray bumper. With a sign on the car that says we got weed. We got weed.

A buddy of mine called me once and he goes, do you need weed? I got this really good weed for you. And it was great. The guy goes, I know these guys. They're out of AC. They'll deliver the weed. I go, okay, I just need like an A. The first week I moved here, I had been in Jersey for two weeks and I had the same

weed. And they were going to send me a box like three days later. But when I first moved here, I needed weed. The guy goes, I got top level weed for you. He was like a friend of a friend. Okay. He goes to the delivery driver. I go, you want me to tip him?

He goes, you could tip him if you want. I don't even know if this is a service. This was a guy doing me a favor. And the weed was sensational. But the kid came. He came with full fucking people in his car. Okay. He pulled up.

I went outside. And when I went outside, guess what? They were smoking a joint in the car. And I said, thank you. I gave him a $50 tip. Even though the guy told me not to tip him. Then the guy goes, where are you going? I thought we could smoke.

And I go, bro, I got a daughter inside. I'm watching TV with it. It's 830 at night. I didn't call you to chill. So right away, they sent four people in the car. That's fucking crazy. That's amateur. You just amateur now.

And all those things. And some of the people you deal with don't want fucking amateurs. Some people, yeah, they don't give a fuck. But some people like, you know what? I want whoever comes here, I want them to look good. Our customer base? They don't want ghetto. I mean, I don't mean to classify it,

but they want you to be presentable. To look okay. So my daughter doesn't know. When Des comes here, she's like, who's that girl? She's a friend of mine. And when we used to do the munchies, it was cool. Because we used to sell chips and then gift the can of it. And it was cool because the parents would give all the munchies to the kids.

They're like, okay, here's your treats. And then I'm going off with mine. And all the kids would say, oh yeah, food delivery. And the parents would, you know. See, I would love to do a weed delivery service like yours. But it would be from 9 o'clock to 2 in the morning. 9 a.m. 9 p.m.

8 p.m. So like an after hours. Yes. For people who want. Who want. We're going to expand our hours. But we want to see how. And I'm not talking about you guys.

I'm just giving you, when I lived in Boulder and I was not, there was no weed delivery service. Colorado, right? Yeah. It was Boulder, Colorado. There was a chubby kid that would come in every day with a smile on his face at 6 in the morning. I'm like, why are you smiling for this?

Man, I found the fucking cookie ice cream service that delivers till 2 in the morning. And they're all stoners. They bring you weed too. This is in Boulder. This is Boulder 95. This kid was getting bigger every month. I'm like, dog, how'd you gain this? Bro, those cookies, the cookies were fucking sensational.

They deliver them to you hot. They deliver them to you hot. And like little pastries and ice cream treats. What? And you have the thing. But he also brought, you would join the two of us. That's super cool. And I've always said, wow.

That's literally our motto. Yes. But 9 to 2, you're welcome to fucking gooply gops. Who thinks they're cute and they're trying to mug you or something like that. So it would have to be like, you know, our massage envy does their packages. Like you have to subscribe to them. We got to have your card. We got to have everything.

Oh yeah. Then you got to have the info on them. Yeah. We'll just make this easy. Yes. Like an app. That's, I love all that shit. I know for me.

Like I don't want, I used to deliver Chinese food. I was really selling Coke. Okay. But I used to deliver. I used to Chinese food as a thing. You know how many times people call me and said, Hey man, can you stop and get a pack of cigarettes? I'll give you 20.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. All the time. So I like that. I like that. I know I would. If I'm sitting here at 11 o'clock and fucking like, you know, I was sitting at 11 o'clock and Blues Brothers came in.

Clear the field. Yeah. Blues Brothers coming out 1130. That's when I call you dog. I need Honduras. I need eight of those chocolate chip cookies with the walnuts in them. And I need a half ounce of weed. So we're fast.

It's like a family delivery service and we deliver it to two. You know what I'm saying? How many fucking late night restaurant people get off because they don't have any money in the daytime. They go bus tables and now they got 200 hours to buy. So I've always loved that. Not that I would love to even deliver it. Not that I can even stay up to 11.

But it's just so that the world is endless for you, brother. Absolutely. Like you have the world by the balls. I like your moxie and I wish you're all luck in the world. And next Wednesday, if it all works out, not, not yesterday. Next Wednesday, the first 50 orders in New York and New Jersey, I'm giving away 25 grams in New Jersey and 25 grams of laughing gas in New York City. Next Wednesday, I have a video up to let you know how we're going to make it fly.

Cocksuckers. And that's it, brother. I appreciate you coming out. Absolutely, bro. I love you. I just want to take a minute, honestly, while I'm on your platform to absolutely thank you for everything you've done for me, bro. You've been a great friend.

Your motivational speeches in the morning sometimes have got me through some bad days. And while you're still here, I want to give you your flowers, brother. And not just from me. I want to tell you I love you. You know I love you, but I want to speak on behalf of everybody else that you've touched in this world. And I want to give you a round of applause. Thank you, brother.

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