Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #235 - Joey Diaz, Herb Dean, Lee Syatt

Episode Date: December 2, 2014

Herb Dean, UFC referee, trainer, and martial artist, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio. This podcast is brought to you by: Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout. Iron Dragon TV. A New Roku channel with all the best martial arts films. Use Code words joey or church for two free rentals. HITecigs.com For a better tasting, longer lasting e cig go to HITecigs.com. Use Promo code joeyschurch for a 20% discount Naileditlife.com - Get 20% off a vapor pen by using code word joeydiaz. Music:  Jungle Boogie -Kool and The Gang I Wanna Be Around - Tony Bennet Rider's on The Storm - The Doors Recorded on 12/01/2014

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Somebody's somewhere is jumping up and down right now. You know I'm saying at least I at what the fuck where you've been on a week Well, I've been here where I was with you what night Saturday all right You better get together and shoot we got stuck in traffic was a fucking disaster. How was your weekend good? It was great. Your wife's getting ready for finals. So there's no chocha for you no more So you're sitting at home like a fucking mook Watching TV wishing you were eating Mexican food. Oh, yeah, look at you. Oh, this is gonna piss you off But I have to tell you what happened. So her mom always has made the hot dog dropped in bacon Guess what she's making for me this week that I

Think you might have to call it a hospital. You might have a heart attack What she's gonna make it with turkey hot dogs and turkey bacon. That's disgusting Tallowing waste of time. Yeah, I might as well go to Felipe's wedding her being the motherfuckin skiz house What's up fresh from UFC 90 fucking to whatever the fuck number it's up to I know what you do last weekend Okay, let's see last weekend. What did I do last weekend? I don't think I had any fights last weekend This last week in a pass. Yeah, you know, I did Thanksgiving and then I just chilled around my house It was very comfortable. You have the family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So me and my me and my kids we went out to my parents house and the whole family was out there and you know

We had a beautiful Thanksgiving and you know, I think it was um It was a very successful Thanksgiving because we only started what I think maybe three hours late Three hours late, which is awesome. What time was the due date? Okay, it was supposed to be at 12 and you started at 3. What time was the first? Turkey fucking piece of turkey about maybe 315. All right. That's not bad. I think that was good. I watched football Yeah, yeah, I think it was good. I'm late. Some people brought the shit late, but it was perfect. It was perfect. And then let's see What do we do? Oh, you know, yeah, it was all just love and family hanging out having fun. No arguments Yeah, that's good. You gotta have a little friction on somebody's got to leave pissed off or they Thanksgiving

Yeah, well, no, my kids my kids were complaining about this or that but no ground folk arguments You know, there's a little totally do that or that one told him this this this and that he's bossy blah blah blah That's fucked up going those big big big Thanksgiving. I forgot all that was like and you said the kid table I used to drive it because I wasn't a huge fan of these cousins But this past Thanksgiving I kind of missed it a little bit Just like even though we even though you don't always get along like it's just it's it feels I'm it's like a good feeling when a family's together even even if like your mom doesn't like this one sister and

It just gets crazy. I was supposed to go to my uncle's But then he started saying, you know, he went to a little restaurant So I bought this turkey from Boston Market with all the trimmings and I'm like, I don't want that shit in my fucking car Anyway, cause gonna stink like fucking Turkey for three weeks. I drive with the Glendale It might leak in the car. Fuck that. So I finally said, I'm gonna eat it at home And then go down there for dessert, but he said he was gonna get something else And so my daughter went to sleep because we kids you really when you have a baby you can't time Yeah, how would she see she's 23 months on Saturday or some shit

So you can't time what time they're gonna fall asleep and should I took her out on morning and walked her and It was like two o'clock. She slept till five only a four. I couldn't take it no more. I hit the fucking crib And I slept till about six. I got up. I went to Steve Simone's house, which was very nice that motherfucker could cook He met a few meatballs and baked ziti Got a taste of the pumpkin pie and I got the fuck out of there by eight o'clock when the baby started night And I went home and I think I watched the movie with my wife and You know, but to me it was like walking out of the house tonight. I walked out of the house And I'm on the top of the stairs and I looked down. I saw a palm tree and 18 years later

I can't fucking believe I'm in California. Oh, that's great Like you really can't but like everyone so I catch myself. You're on sunset And you're driving a light and you look at a palm tree and you look at sunset. You go, holy fucking shit I'm on Sunset Boulevard. How the fuck did this happen? You know, see I grew up here So I didn't realize how awesome it was until I started traveling and I start going to these places and like it's not the code Okay, the code is rough sometimes, but for me, it's a novelty But what gets me is that all the wildlife knows better they all leave and all the odd There's no birds. It's all silence and and there's no green stuff all the like you see these these hedges, right?

But they're not hedges in the winter. It's just these twigs and people's yards And you're like man, those hedges better be beautiful to justify twigs For most of the year then you come back here and pass the other pastina lots of trees birds are chirping I got squirrels partying in the backyard. It's nice. It's got parents Yeah, it's crazy. It really is that you walk out and you realize like you have to check yourself And that's the same way Thanksgiving is Like that was a very peaceful Thanksgiving. I remember Thanksgiving Me and a buddy went to call for another friend at his house

We were maybe 16 and all of a sudden the father was drunk And we got to talk in the hand one thing led to another and voices started getting raised It was 16 and the father finally took out a knife and chased us out of there That was a Thanksgiving, you know, 30 years ago, whatever. So when I have a Thanksgiving like this, that's peaceful Then there were the Thanksgiving when you had no money and somebody invited you over there And you had to scrape up five bucks to get like a six pack of coax you didn't walk in there like a fucking idiot or an apple pie And when nobody ate the apple pie you were pissed off Did you use that $9 for something peaceful and you're thinking about taking it back on the way home?

And you're like fucking I just lost $9, but they fed me. I remember those Thanksgiving's being broke So they all come into perspective, you know, Thanksgiving it really I Like it cuz you always think back what the fuck was I doing last year Thanksgiving, you know Was I eating turkey was they didn't dick was I in the bridge with a fucking sign? It was crazy like I guess it was two years ago when Terry when Terry was pregnant and like she was She I don't think she even ate like you and I ate and watched a little bit of football. She cooked and went to bed Yeah, she cooked. Yeah, she was pregnant as fuck. She was ready to bust You know, it cracks me. Yeah, it cracks me up about things

It was like the friends whose houses you used to go over just all the different houses We had and then also what makes me think about is the friends who stopped by my house without calling Even though it's kind of annoying sometimes those are my real friends because we grew up before they were cell phones So we would just go by each other's house. That's how you did you just want to knock on the door I remember that like remember that expression calling for somebody Hmm when I was growing up that was the thing you called for Lee you called for her because the mom would answer Yeah, you always called for somebody I went over and called for you yesterday. What are you talking about? I'll never told me. That's when you went to somebody's house. That was called calling for right. Yeah. Yeah going over there

Yeah, let's go call for something. Let's go call for fucking her being there was no pay for on you You just went over that fucking boy the clock and there's her mom get the fuck off. I stoop motherfucker. Okay, you know, there's no, uh, I Don't Because the baby and my wife I wouldn't want my old friends knocking on the fucking door unexpected Do you know luckily for you? They probably don't live here there. No, they don't I don't have like crazy I live in the same town. So they all you know, I got a few of my friends We just come knock on the door if they don't I don't answer I can what I find out by the time I finally get to the door They're like peeking through windows and stuff. Is he in there?

They won't leave cuz they know you're in there. They see the car. I see the car. No, I remember weird Thanksgiving It's just one of those holidays and it kicks off a Hard time for some people and you see it on their faces some people fucking struggle during the holidays Jack You know, I struggled but I just fucking party till that's it a lot of people tell you know what once Thanksgiving heads I just want to go to sleep and wake up January 3rd Understood time for him to let it go Because you know what it is is when you're gonna see all the people who you believe are judging you about where you believe You're gonna be or where you think you should be. That's what I think it is

I see a lot of people who are going to that so they're gonna see their family and they're gonna see so-and-so's doing Well and so-and-so did this and so-and-so got that for such-and-such and they're talking about this and that and maybe you don't want You're not saying the things you want to say or would like to be saying, you know one of the best holiday seasons I ever had I could look you both in the face and tell you this when I was locked up Why because I learned a lot Well the best how I still remember calling somebody Christmas Eve on the payphone and Walking out and just looking at the prison the little army barracks And going wow this wasn't as bad as I thought I

Ate you know I talked to some guys We didn't drink we didn't smoke dope, but you didn't need to do they like not take it for granted like it's a special day People out here kind of get sick of them and they don't really care about it as much or it was It was really weird because you had these barracks and every barrack had an eating area Like a bench a microwave a little refrigerator You had to keep keep it clean on your own some guys kept it clean some guys were just animals But there was the HIV unit and those motherfuckers kept shit spotless So we would hide our stashes over there

So the one Christmas Eve we all went over there and I was in business with this guy in prison that cooked He was an Italian guy, but he fucking cooked and he cooked from tools Herb Dean he cooked nachos every night. He charged two dollars for nachos and they were better than fucking restaurant ones He got these salted chips from downtown Denda And then he would make his own cheese. He would stick there the iron You know the ironing when you iron he'd take the thing out of the iron And that's how he would melt the cheese in the bucket

And then he would cut green chilies in there and onions and tomatoes and he would melt the cheese to take eight hours And he'd be cooking that and people would be knocking on this fucking door all night Is the chili ready? He fucking cooked and every day he cooked something different Then there was these Mexican dudes that came in and their wives made these green chili burritos But he was on probation for some so he would cut the profits with the Italian dude So the Italian dude had nachos at night and green chili burritos This was every fucking night this guy so we ate it wasn't like what you see and you know We didn't eat lobster tails like good fellas, but I remember Christmas Eve. It was snowing

And we there was 30 of us in the HIV unit with six HIV guys from heroin, you know And we were all eaten and we had all the fucking food that you'd have at home It was mind-boggling and here's these guys I probably had beefs on the street or whatever because I wasn't from Denver But I knew that there was shit going on in there Everybody was he never some guys are probably doing drugs, but for the most part it was a Christmas that I Thought it was gonna be a bad Christmas But it was a great Christmas

It was it wasn't bad at that time. I wasn't having good Christmases. I haven't had really good Christmases My mother had just you know six seven years in my mother had just died Christmases didn't even feel like Christmas Not because they didn't feel like Christmas because I didn't want to feel Christmas, you know in a way I didn't want to feel it, but that was the first time in 87 that Christmas that I was like, okay I fucking get Christmas again, and it was Christmas. Sorry to fucking know you down with that story But it's a true story. So when I think of prison, that's interesting

I know some people make mistakes like like you've talked about DUIs and stuff or or just punching somebody in like hitting them wrong But mostly when when I think of prison, I think of like bad people being there What is that true? Do you think or like what percentage of them are bad? There's a lot of people that were bad There was a lot of people that were there at the end of their sentence like they had done 20 fucking years There was a lot of murderers in there. There wasn't no rapists in that place. There wasn't no child molesters It was violent offenders that were trying to get Into a system like I think rifle. There was a couple camps. There was rifle camp George West And there was one other one rifle was more for drugs like if you were on drugs or you sold drugs

They put you through a rifle at the end. I think they had a movie theater They had a swimming pool. So you would be a lifeguard in the town They really did a lot of things in rifle because you couldn't escape. There's no way fucking Who played blade? Wesley Snipes could not escape from that jail Because rifle to the cities three hours there and it's one road Sorry, so they gave you all the leash in the world They let you swim in the winter you got a job at the movie theater like at the Lowe's 16 in town and the summer

You got the body guard body guard lifeguard So it was a drug prison and then the other one Was the one for rapist and charm molesters? I was at the one with violence burglaries Maybe a little couple they got guys for drugs heroin, but long-term Guys that had done, you know, there was a guy in there that told told me how he killed this guy But the guy but when he was telling me the story and I got to meet him. I Saw it. I could see it happening. Why would you mess with this guy?

You know something like if you saw fucking Spencer Antoine you knew not to mess with him He was six for four. He played for Louisiana's whatever University of Louisiana. It was a linebacker. He had married He had six kids. He was blue collar And he went to Denver on vacation for his sister and some guy mess with his sister and he ran down the stairs and fucking The guy said something another guy. He went upstairs and got a knife He's from the fucking by you. So I was just I was literally just thinking that so let's say I go on a vacation to Minnesota and I Kill somebody do I go to jail in Minnesota? Even if I'm from Boston, yeah Now your family has to go visit you so his family would come every six months

They put away money. Oh, you had six girls or five girls and a boy But I could see how he went down. He went up. He went up Took the ear beating got smacked in the face went upstairs got a knife and came back and stabbed one of the guys And killed them I could see it happening, you know, you could see did he get a long time He got 12 years because he had a really good attorney, you know, there was another guy that became friends with a scout Like just robbed the Denver Broncos Like way before computers and all that shit. He bought a ticket And printed the ticket in the same paper

He busted into the paper where they made the ticket to the Broncos the NFL Just masterminded this fucking scam. He was some Cleveland chubby Italian dude And he he was doing it in chunks so he would travel all around the country in Chunks, so he would go to New England one week. So 3,000 fake tickets Just sell them for 74 95. How can you do that? We're in bed with the New England Patriots at the new program The NFL is in bed with them. If we sell the ticket to you You get $10 off from the ticket price that they say people are buying them like hotcakes And then he would go to Baltimore then he would go to Miami or they bust them in Denver the FBI

He was going to a town and he told me he goes out average 2,015 or 2,000 tickets at Face Valley made a lot of money made a lot of fucking money And you know how they caught him. He sat in his own seat Oh See him and his people were not allowed to go to the games because they didn't want to be on camera and I felt sick He was a Cleveland Brown fan, and he went to the Denver Bronco fan. He stayed and sat in his own ticket After the description of people and bubba bubba bubba, and then everybody came

That's the guy That's how they fucking nailed them. Just tremendous one little mistake He said he saved one of the best tickets for himself and went in there And they did something where they zapped out the tickets So the people who really had tickets The tickets wouldn't be good or something something just fucking brilliant in those days like I met people that To the regular person you consider him a scumbag But to me, I'm open-minded as an artist and I like when people get fishy

I looked at his genius like that's genius to do something like that. Yeah, I mean when you think about I don't I think it He's a scumbag. He's you know he's hurt. He's a scumbag and people just come back But at the same time it's cool that people are able to think outside the box and people are American ingenuity and be a Self-starter and you know what I mean? When I was on hustle, you know, there was a guy and I always think about there's a couple dudes. There was one dude That was a top I think about a lot. I think I loved him. I loved him. I loved him with all my heart. He's a beautiful beautiful man He had 14 cars when I met him and he has seven women dog and they would all come on different schedules

I don't know how the fuck he did it and he loved Nutter butters So he had all of them bring him Nutter butters and he sent him one of his cronies He had like 10 motherfuckers around them in all time and they knock on my thing Diaz Cuba To a rape house looking for you and I'd walk over there and they don't be outside like four of them would be outside Two in the hallway one in the back and I'd walk through them like not nerdy like what's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah, and I go back to what's up, man? I got some and we listen to Bobby Brown. Don't be cruel and eat another butters Oh

This is in Denver, huh? This is in Denver, so he was a Crip from LA. I don't know what that song is Oh my god the beginning of it just And when the beginning the middle when they were all they would go crazy the brothers would throw up gang signals And they'd be dancing the hallways and it was just a whole and and here's the interesting thing that it was a Crip Army barrack But they put one black one white biker in there. His name was tramp And tramp was the head of some biker gang at the time of VP and He you know, he hated black guys

But the busses balls they put them in this unit with all these Crips that was straight-up Crippin in there selling shit They would go great They would look to get and they would all be dancing with another buttons. You can't in the video Yeah, and the videos they would do a moves on the video, but there's a part towards the middle When he goes nuts Bobby Brown and then they would set up They would set up a Domino game in the laundry room on Wednesday nights and they'd be all around the building Crippin But there was one black dude. They allowed his name was graveyard

Graveyard had the afro with the bonbons on the side and shit Graveyard shit missing teeth and he'd be playing slamming dominoes But there's a part on here with that part would come on no matter what was cracking they'd all start fucking dancing. It was I Can't forget that shit, dog And I would be right in the middle of that shit Howling loving it saying now where the cameras Where's the fucking people taking pictures? This was chairman. This was 16 fucking black dudes with things on what do you call? Do rags do rags and the whole thing and one Cuban dude just sitting in the back giggling even like a tamale

Going what the fuck is this? Tremendous man's funny thing about prison stories because you know I've never been in prison and I don't want to be in prison and nobody wants to be a woman anybody starts talking about prison Even though we don't want to go there's not like we're trying to find out about everybody the whole conversation stops I'm gonna go tell us about this. Oh my god Prison stories right anytime locked down or whatever whatever the look there's two or three jail shows and I'll watch every single one of them I've seen them all ten times It's cuz it's like a totally no one like you can't even imagine what that's like

It's it's from the moment you're born. You're sick. That's like that's where bad people go So it sounds terrifying and I slid my way. I never think about it like that. I think about it That's a place where I mean, I don't know as a person of color, especially in the you know in the times we were up That's where you could end up So it's not even you being bad. It's just that's a possibility Depending on how your day goes. It's very easy to get caught up It's very easy. It's very easy to get to be just a street guy You could be at the wrong house and then all of a sudden you know you sell possession of stolen property

So I'm a customer three fucking stereos. It's a Wednesday. I know this Honda dealership across the street, boom You know, I get off on a fucking probation and now I'm in a car with you You got a joint I go to jail So, how would you describe yourself at that point? Were you in the wrong place at the wrong time or were you like a bad guy? No, I was a bad guy. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I was a bad. I didn't know you're telling the story What'd you do? I kidnapped to do for drugs for cocaine with another dude and then he went to turn on me But uh, it was so you kidnapped him and it was holding him hostage for them to bring you though No, I it was basically what it was supposed to be

Was the dude was gonna sell me coke Because he was gonna leave town. He was gonna rob his roommate He had gotten busted and at the hospital for stealing liquor cocaine after a DUI. This dude was crazy So he was gonna sell me the coke me. I'm thinking to myself. I just robbed this guy So I got this other guy. I usually just work with Jersey guys my friends I grew up with I was out of my realm I used this other guy and That guy tried to rob me. So it was just one of these things where I was at the wrong place at the wrong time But not really. I knew what I was going through and at that time. This is what I needed

I knew when I was doing this that I was gonna go to jail in hindsight. I knew it I knew that this was gonna be a long shot and it was just a day of horror and that we didn't beat him No, no, it was no you could drop the drug you'd be like what's he gonna do after he goes Well, this is the gentleman who was Trying to Upstond with my cocaine. I Usually they don't have any recourse. It was crazy. It was crazy because then the guy is that the coke belong to went to the police station That's hilarious and he copped to it that see that was making it was okay

It was fucking crazy. This whole thing was crazy But it was that the old expression what a tangle web we weave when we tangle to the seat So I saw it evolve in front of you every day the last couple weeks I've been writing just one story about my life I would love to have seen that when that guy came into the police station was like so Randy I like to report a crime. I'll never forget that his name was Randy Chambers and You know from what I heard years later. He wasn't a bad dude He was just holding the coke for these guys moving it from this guy stays at his house and discovers the coke

This guy that I kidnapped was no fucking angel You know, I apologize to him. We're tight now. We talk on the phone from time to time But he knows that he's he was no angel at the time in fact Fresh off my situation. He got robbed again. He was involved in the same shit again. I bought coke from him Four or five years later. I bought coke from at that time. He was on heroin This kid was bad news for a while didn't give me the excuse to rob. Well, that's why he understood He was a drug. Yeah, he's like he's like, yeah, I understand. He understood I know that I could have been you so but it's crazy that I was cleaning off coke for a year

And I moved to Aspen and I was working at the Crestwood Hotel as a security guard and Night I was a security guard at night and breaking into people's houses to stay in the house I wasn't breaking nobody's house at this time. Oh, okay. I was on the level. I had a girlfriend And we were staying at the employee housing at the Crestwood until my apartment opened up at the hotel You had a wait a couple weeks till somebody moved out And then you got a free one bedroom apartment to working there and a ski pass at the time. That's nice Yeah, it was pretty fucking cool. There's 1985 and I had been coke for a year But I was hanging out with people that were doing coke and one night I did

Like just before the year and I was like fuck I did 11 months and after that I was off and running I wasn't crazy. I would just do a little bump from time to time Then Danny Biancullo came out and started selling me ounces and I would go to East Coast and pick him up Like a eighth of a kilo. I'd pick up nine ounces ten ounces and bring them back and I'd sell guns and and I got myself Into this round, but they had blown up this drug dealer. His name was Steve graybo They had blown him up in a car bomb So his understudies were still around the people that were moving coke from was still around and some of the people I knew was still getting coke from this graybo organization. They were white dudes to people

I knew it was a chick and a guy primarily And I said and also I sure they're selling coke for 1800 an ounce And I'm selling coke for 1200 an ounce and I'm giving them way better coke So the word fucking got out. So one day this kid calls me he goes. Hey, man My friends want to talk to you. They want to talk to you about Maybe you go on business with them. You don't even need to go back East. Maybe they'll just cut you a deal. I was a good fucking drug dealer at the time. I Was selling the ounces

I had one guy that sold grams in Aspen and another guy that sold grams and color and in snowmass village My prices were so good that I could pay these guys like good money So these guys would sell an ounce a night like they were fucking Savages they would leave my house at eight o'clock with an ounce of coke and fucking half grams and knock back out my door One with a way give me another fucking ounce. I would go guys. I don't have to even prepare it I got it in rock form. So I was killing motherfuckers and I was selling at old school I took it street today's money's guys are selling a hundred a gram and cutting it

I was giving them come for 80 and rocking it up for them. They were losing their mind I was like fucking killing motherfuckers. So this guy calls me and then he goes. Hey, man, they want to talk to you Maybe you buy the coke from them and me and this dude I go right as long as you go with me I don't know these fucking people because no, no, no, I'll pick you up We went we went to old snowmass when we got those snowmass they fucking pulled us over and They made me go in this other car and they said put a fucking bag over yet. No, I'm like what no they didn't yes They fucking did I'm like what the fuck are you talking about? Like when I search you for weapons, we'll give you the weapons back on the way out

But and we'll put a bag over yet. I'm like what? And I'm like, all right, put the fucking bag over my head. It was like a five-minute drive And I went in I took the bag off when I went in and these motherfuckers that I went to talk to had bags on their head We're little fucking holes cut out the shit. I'm like what? What the fuck how you never told the story because I just remembered this I was writing this stupid shit And this is an I'm an old snowmass and I'm in this fucking like garage slash barn like what he carried heavy machinery and The guys like you don't know me my let's just say my name is Kurt

With a bag on the head with a fucking white like not like a KKK bag Right fucking brown bag with little holes like a fucking three idiots and I'm thinking about this at first But I'm like, you know what these motherfuckers are retarded, but they're the type of guys that probably you know, whatever They got it going on. I'm not because like my name is Kurt Let's just call me Kurt whatever and you know, you're fucking shit up You know if you want to buy it from us we'll sell it to you for 14,000 I was like listen, man. I'm not even up to that level. I'm already been involved with these guys. They go give us a try. I Think I took like six ounces in the missile like that, but they have like a middleman

They just took me out there like scared me like to scare me or some shit But I was like come on you guys been watching too much fucking Miami Vice. I Fucking got back in the car and I had to put the bag on my head and then drive to my car and they took it off and then The next we got the next couple weeks. I got a call that to deal with these guys. I had to be a volunteer fireman This is crazy shit, dog And here's the fucked up shit that you got to be careful what you wish for Because for years I was like, I'm gonna be a good drug dealer. I'm gonna be a good drug dealer I'm gonna be a good drug dealer and I was like fuck, you know, and here I was

That's it. I had reached around a fucking drug dealing with these fucking savages Like this was it these guys carried weapons and they had bags over their fucking heads Like this is it. I'm on Miami Vice Welcome to the fucking real world and I kind of shit my pants, you know, I kind of like I kind of shit I used to carry a weapon then I had a fucking holster with with two fucking clips I mean, I was just fueling my fucking fantasy And this is why I tell people all the time like when I call Duncan on that YouTube video Because this is how quick you fall into shit

I think that would have messed me up the bag because that that's like, I don't know. That's like some like yeah, that's that's crazy I wouldn't like that at all not being able to see where you're going It was As far as etiquette as far as etiquette fucking surreal guys, but that was it that was the beginning of my end So wait, what happened with the firefighter? Yeah, they're joining the fire department. So how to join the fire volunteer fire department Because you had to join the snowmass club to get the blow from them and

The only way you afforded to play in the snowmass club is a you paid the 22,000 a year to join or B if you were volunteer firemen, they gave you free admission into the snowmass club And they put the coke in your locker and you take the coke out of the locker They did everything to the snowmass club So I got became a volunteer fireman, you know, I did the two weeks of training and they make you shut out a fucking fire and a dumpster they do like You know because up there that most of the fires were fireplaces Those were 60% of the fires were like fireplaces

It wasn't you weren't gonna handle Jew lightning or nothing like that. Nobody's arson and shit. Nobody's burning shit down So that's what I had to learn to do and I did it for like four weeks to lightning I just that was okay. I was just figured that went up. That's good They made me a volunteer fireman, and then I didn't show like two of the things But they call you and shit like hurry up. You got to go to a dumpster I didn't show and they fired me. That was my end of my cocaine career with those guys because I couldn't they wouldn't do it any other way They had security the people they were in with the people at that fucking country club. Either they owned it They were in and that's where you had to do all your choice actions. Uh, you know, put the money in a locker

Fucking crazy shit guys. This is this yeah This is old-school shit. This is what I'm trying to write now because this is what I think in my mind that This is the shit people want to like what the fuck happened. This is what this is the beginning of my demise So how far away was that from you like doing the bad deal? Two years like that was that role that rolled my psyche right into that madness That blew fucking out. That was like putting gasoline on a fire. You had like a mini drug empire I never I never knew you had people dealing for you two guys. You ready for this who it was who? Mike who called in for the podcast with the book about knives

Mike and car hall who never called in he got sick that day. Oh, yeah Then I got mad but all the people that I was around those times I've called into this fucking show Microbuck. Microbuck was a bartender and aspen so he'd take the coke with him and He'd knock on my door one o'clock. He was better than car him and car were about the same and Those days I wanted 40 for the fucking grand So they would sell for 80. They made just as what I made So they were hopping Jack. They were hopping fuck that shit. I had these motherfuckers hopped up So it was just that it was weird like and I sold the ounces

So they did the fucking little shit and I did the ounces So I knew the fuck I was dealing with and you know those half-gram It was 50 people selling fucking coke in the streets and aspen in those days. I can imagine that. Yeah, I just had a niche I knew fuck 50 40 40 Get up get rid of it. Give him a little rock show him a rock. Everybody wants to buy coke They give him powder. Why give me these people powder give my fucking rock and two little lines of powder They go nuts. They look at it and buy another one. Give me the get the same shit. Yeah, give me another one

Boom, you just sold an eighth. You just sold the fucking gram where you had nothing. So what I undercut the guy by $20 I'm still selling it. I'm moving double the amount because I'm undercutting them by 20 fucking dollars You know, no, everybody was buying coke. It was like snowcombs Like fucking snow cones Lisa. So what year was this? This is 86 This is 86. How do people find out about four years old? How do you I was at the time? Yeah, 63 And this is 86. So I was 23 years old

How do people find out about like a new drug dealer that has like a good price Like how does that? I've never even had to deal with that. But is it just friends? Car hall went out. Well, he was his guy was a bartender when you got one guy was a bartender The other guy was a bartender call. I fucking told color how to do it when you want you want to sell coke Sure, if you If you want to sell coke, you gotta do coke. Oh You're not gonna buy coke from some of you walks in like a secret agent One FBI agent you want to buy coke from the most fucked up guy at the place

By the time Carl got out his jaw would not stop There's people who could go out and control their jaw Carl would be fucking John and I told Carl, let's tell you take 28 grams out What's 28 times 80 10 times 8 1600 bucks, right? I think he was giving me like a thousand at the time or something Right take a gram right off the top crush it up and give people bumps anytime you see a bitch Give her a fucking bump because they're gonna keep chatting They're the ones that are gonna sell it for you those dumb little bitches. Then you got to bang them and get the fuck out of that bar You got to go and get so they would have three bars car hall would sell

27 grams and three bars Because you give some weight to your friend come on do a bump of it You got more on you. Yeah, hold on. Give me 10 minutes. I'm gonna go to the ATM machine Whatever the fuck you got to get them hooked like new jack city That's crazy. Wow. That's the sound thing new jack city. That's it It's new jack city in a micro economic type of way. You know, what's that micro and macro economic? This is how you do it But in that little small little area you probably it probably pretty easy for you to get I know guys

That was buying coke from 10 years ago. They're still in business in hollywood And they're geniuses How much money would you make like a week for me? Sure a thousand a week just from me as a custom No, no, no, no with you as a dealer You want to make five to ten 20 If you're home during the week, you know, you just work nights. I know the guy I was getting it from was making like seven or eight Living in hollywood. He would make one trip up north take a bus

Come back with school books u.s.c. Ra Ra Ra Go right back to hollywood cut that shit up and he'd go to work from Four in the afternoon to one selling coke and ecstasy That's a lot of money he changed his number every 60 days He wouldn't have it in this house You want a lot to go to this house? He never told you where he lived He made he met you in a predetermined location You know, he never had it on him

He would always go busy and within five minutes some chick would show up Some dude would show up He'd have different people every night And then he'd go you see that can over there. It's right behind that can you don't even know who dropped it off He already know what you want. So he'd drop it all behind the can he'd have the chick drop it all behind the can He's still in business in hollywood. I still talked to him once a month He's just invited me to his bed his wife's having a baby It's fucking tremendous

I give those guys credit. They they eluded the law. They eluded and he got busted years ago Once you take a bust or two, then you know how they work now. You won't take a bust Especially if you work smart I'm not advocating drug sales here. We just got out of terp beans here. We're talking about fucking drugs We want to talk about the u.s. See you in Oh, I think I appreciate I appreciate you for not Oh, Tony Bennett 1963 Oh, shit

How you feeling Lee? I'm feeling good. All right. Who takes care of you 35 milligrams. Look at you Who takes care of you like Uncle Joey? You got the Tony Bennett come on. He's the smoothest man Keep it going. Keep it going. You gotta turn her down for this This is every monday I play this with my mother the spirits a lot of candle I changed the glasses of water You know what I'm saying? I close this gar smoke for a leg while and I get the party started I'm gonna add this to my to my play. Oh, this this is the pet music here. This is slinging you play this for a freak Stop if you give a two blast to coke those fucking panties fall right off that little onion opens up

You really eat that motherfucker the death jack Wow Was hilarious as before I came my daughters are like, okay, so dad, uh, tell us where the podcast so we can listen to this Now I'm like, okay, don't worry, baby. I'm gonna text you when I get there. You guys are gonna say, okay We want to listen. We're gonna watch it dad. Like I'm so glad I forgot I Be like that so we want to watch the party. Hmm. There's nobody for this one. No, no, maybe not maybe not when you get home They'll both be there. What's an onion? You're like, what the fuck?

What's an onion daddy? What was he talking about? We really like to cook What's up, Lisa? Nothing the fuck is how many pounds you lose so far 75 look at you. You're a regular fucking joe atlas. Give me a crab Give me a crab. Give the cat. Look at you. Look at you bad motherfucker 75 pounds. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm almost back down I had lost a bunch of weight juicing and I got down to somewhere and I'm almost back down Are you still with that fucking juicing? No, I know it's not throw the juice away. Yeah, it's gone. It's gone. What do you do with it? I gave it away to somebody. Would you give it to I don't know why you lying to me? You still got you and Judy it's in your closet with dust on it that thing's not going on eBay a week before Christmas

But it worked for you It didn't nobody didn't it didn't because I put it all back on plus 15 pounds. So now I'm in the process of losing again Are you gonna have a juice again? No Fucking kill stay off the juice That's it. No pineapple juice. Nothing. No, that'd be cool. It's just the green juice. I made I can't even I can't even look at it. He was trying to sell it to me one day. He's like, yeah He was shaking it up. He's drinking in front of me because he has fucking face Oh

That should put your body into shock though. Yeah, it kills not that great I kept telling you you throw a hamburger in that like some hamburgers some apple juice Never know what happens. It could be like a hamburger smoothie. You could be like make a fucking million dollars You don't know until you try right? What's going on here Dean? Tell me something good, brother. Oh, man Just living man. Just looking forward to the holidays, you know, just uh christmas coming up I'm gonna be uh ruffling lots of fights doing what I do, you know, what's this weekend? Oh, this weekend is robbie lola. Were you being Las Vegas? I will be I will be there on saturday

See, uh, yeah thursday. I'm gonna be doing king of the cage here in california Friday, I'm gonna do the rfa down in orange county saturday go up vegas That's amazing and you stay fresh you go to bed early. Oh, yeah. Yeah drops in your eyeballs and shit Yeah, when I gotta be like that. Yeah, I gotta go to bed early You're the best in the business. Otherwise, it's my responsibility to stay up a little bit late so as so I can sleep in All right That's a man. It's fucking tremendous that you're the best in the business as we have at the table right now

You've been voted, right? They did vote on I think that's crazy. You know Yeah, they did vote on that at the best official. Hey, I'm so happy that uh, our fans appreciate the job we do You know, you know people in our sport. Yeah. Yeah, I was watching football sunday called leapistov Uh monday, and I was watching those guys when they now you could challenge them Yeah, you could challenge them for a couple years and I was like that would work in mma. Maybe maybe I was just thinking that But there's no real point to challenge unless it's stopped and then Well, that's what the people that's the that's the hardest thing. Yeah, that's the hardest. Yeah And I get it. I fucking get it especially now, you know, especially fucking now

And you know when somebody's out, they don't know they're out until they look at the tape Well, did you hear about that ohio state player? No, that guy he was a football player He had wrestled all through a college and into senior year And he he joined the football team and he had some concussions And he went missing on wednesday and they found him yesterday. He got into a dumpster and killed himself Because I don't know if it was because of this concussion stuff, but that they're checking for that But yeah, they think that's what they're getting. They're saying that people get concussion like junior seo

That's the other there's other reasons why people might want to kill themselves though That's true, but it's just it's scary to think about like I mean Mercy's never gonna play football, but I mean if you had a boy Would you let them play football? It's kind of weird. I know one thing I watched the hbo report which is tremendously interesting At junior seo and six other players the most memorable one was the young brother That was a sweetheart. You could tell in his face. He was just a happy young brother

He came down with a fucking gun and shot himself in front of the wife and kids You know, he had six concussions. He was a defensive back But this is my argument. This is the only thing I find. I'm no genius. I'm no specialist What's been happening the previous 50 years? That's what I'm gonna. That's what I want to know Has anybody looked into a report of the players that played with the fucking leather helmets Guys football came out with leather helmets. Am I lying? Am I wrong? Am I correct? Am I wrong? How does anybody know? Does anybody get involved in this conversation here?

You know, there used to be leather helmets, right where those guys are strong as us. That's the other question Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, but that's the other question that they hit as strong as we did You know, we're we're a superb human being now with all these minerals and all this shit that we're These new ways of training and new methods of training. You're really optimizing the individual There's so many ways to spend something or so many ways to interpret things You know, it's like at the end of the day with some of these conversations. I'm like, I don't know So I just want to ask the question and you could email me At joeydears.net and in a week or so when you listen to this

I mean the hits I saw jack Lambert put on people right did he get concussions that he killed himself The hits I saw Earl Campbell put his head down. I know Earl's in rough shape They just replaced his hips or his knees. There's something going on with Earl But you know, how is his mental state these players I saw took tremendous fucking hits Ronnie lot who lost a finger Crushed people, you know, those guys that played defensive backs. That's what I left watching that Thing on HBO thinking of especially defensive backs and linebackers They're the ones and when the running back puts his head down. Yeah, her she'll walk I see him all the fucking time, you know, how many hits that he fucking take to the fucking head

You know, just that Georgia that motherfucker got hit in the head with 20 fucking sledgehams Those fucking white kids. What division is that in Georgia? That's the real fucking division Those are big fucking corn eating white motherfuckers that hit hard. They throw weights around and they throw bales of hay Those bales of hay weigh like 800 fucking pounds So I just want to know is her she'll walk her. I want to know I want to know what the What the percentage of those players in the 70s on top of it, you know, I mean guys who can do that are intense people to begin with So, I mean, where's romanoski? That motherfucker clocked 80 people in the head. So I want to know I want to know what else was it something in their diet

Was it a type of steroid or they were doing? While they were getting hit or for the recovery What drove these men crazy because I know that What could it be or could it be their makeup to begin with? Why are we different? You know, I am allergic. I goof on people who are allergic to peanuts I didn't grow up with nobody was allergic to fucking peanut. They were allergic to eat the fucking peanut I'm allergic to maple syrup and dogs. I was growing up. I couldn't have a dog around If I walked in your house, even if you put the dog outside

And then I would be at the hospital. Yeah, I swallowing nose bleeding Eventually the more dogs I played with The thing went away maple syrup today Listen, I'm a fat dude that smells of rizzo Can't wake up in the morning. I can't stand eggs I can't stand eggs eggs is society's punishment on me I eat them because that's

My option yogurt with the peanuts in it and bananas and raspberries. It works from time to time But I'm hungry 10 minutes fucking later So eggs at least fill me up scrambled With ketchup What about the ones on those ribs right there? Yeah, that's Cuban. We walk. How are you? Yeah, that's called we walk. How are you? That's a big Cuban dinner. What they get is a mound of fucking rice Then they put a steak on that motherfucker

Then they put two fried eggs on that motherfucker And what you're supposed to do is cut it with the yolk and the yolk mixes with the fucking rice Now if that doesn't get you dick hard and put protein in, you know, these people only consume soy protein Listen, Sergio Levo one of the greatest bodybuilders. We know that's what he ate for breakfast That's what he did. We walk. How are you? I mean eggs on horseback Are you kidding me or what are you fucking kidding me? That's what the Cubans call it eggs on fucking horseback That's to really send you to a different fucking dimension What's up, Lee? What are you giggling about cocksucker? So that's that's my thing when I watch that I want to know

What's the middle lineback of the chicago best that you did all those crazy movies? During the 60s, he was fucking headbutt motherfuckers. Come on guys He did all the police academy movies and all that shit You know, he was supposed to be the hardest hitter of all time, you know, where's that guy today? So I know juniors say I was a very nice guy. You heard that all the fucking time for years There was a big player from the fucking anybody twit twit me big player from the fucking 60s for the chicago bears. What the fuck? Nobody knows here. Unbelievable. What am I gonna do with you guys? What am I gonna do? What show is he on? He was on

police academy and shit Bubba smith no What the fuck no movies, I mean that movie any other movies Uh, he did a couple of things But anyway, you know, he was like the hardest hitter for chicago bears. Bubba smith keeps popping up. No somebody else That's all right But it really is, you know crazy that that's what I want to know the percentage of the other players where you know Uh, ufc fighters. Yeah, they're getting stronger and stronger

You know, you walk around for years at 205 to 10 you draw. Anthony johnson's a strong dude, you know I could see something like anthony johnson hitting you god forbid, you know, the wrong way in the fucking head boom boom man See and he killed that fucking korean kid young come kim Think of a buku No, what was the kid's name? Is it a buku kim? No, young come kim. What am I supposed to do? Young come young come young come? Don't come kim. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was the greatest fucking fights ever on television You could have robbed 10 banks

At that day, nobody would have known everywhere. I walked in there. Everybody was watching that fight Everywhere you it was on wild world of sports everywhere you walked into that afternoon Everybody was like hold on one second You're like, what the fuck you watching the best fight ever finally I watch like the last four rounds They were beating the fuck out of each other league No referee no no Nevada commission. They threw everybody out. This is a fight guys. Fuck these two and that korean kid wrote on his chair Uh fight to the death or something before he went out there He he fought and he died in his dressing room that fuck. Yeah, man

1982 83 That's gonna be really bad if someone dies in a UFC fight. No, god forbid. I'm just saying that these guys are getting stronger Yeah, these guys are getting stronger and sometimes this throws this judo throws involved You never fucking know, you know with football. I mean, it's been okay, but all these concussions This is amazing every fucking week. Somebody's got a concussion and you got to watch him now I've had a concussion. It's not a good feel. No, I what does it feel like? I don't know. It feels like it feels like your body I remember puking a lot. Oh dick buckets dick buckets. That's him dick buckets Dick buckets was a hard-hitting motherfucker

How is he doing today? Is he suicidal? Has he been around? I mean, these are the things you have to look at So, I don't know when they did that hbo thing what it's conclusive is something with the water For me, I thought about it and it could be a drug with the hits to the head Something they're giving them, you know after this guy has received two Maybe they're giving them something That they don't know it's experimental the FDA blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm saying it's some sort of syndrome that guys are getting after concussions that make them feel this way, right? That make them feel this way like cte or something something like that. So that's what I'm curious about are they giving them something

you know Society athletes are getting sold I've had a couple concussions. Yeah athletes are getting sold a bill of Society is getting sold the bill of lady You know, the there's vitamin people who really believe I I get sponsored by on it because I've gone to dinners. I've hung out with Aubrey And I know what Aubrey does Aubrey talked to me for years about opening up on it before he did it

You know, he always talked to me about this combination of stuff when he went to like columbia He would go and get ayahuasca and all that shit really these countries. Yeah the guy that does on it It has a great podcast. He he writes a blog. He's very intelligent. I'm gonna go look at it But what do they have on all three like he just has a lot of different Old abalone. I don't know what they do all that stuff. I'm not very familiar with so I don't want to Talk about but I know that he's into minerals and Making he always took stuff to make you better or give you more energy Right. So when he came up with on it and rogan was telling me about it one night

I saw his passion. It's the same passion. I have to stand up the same passion. I have for food So I know that on it's good. That's why when he contacted me. I was like, absolutely I was kind of proud in a way because He does have a couple good products there that do work But there's a lot of people that are selling you misinformation They're selling you faulty fucking products. They're selling you shit that there's really nothing in it If you take half those protein shakes in the market They probably all sugar and half the protein in those fucking things and you wonder because sometimes there's some that you know

That's always the low sugar high protein one and some of them taste so good And you're like, oh man, all my dreams have come true. The next, you know, the best tasting ones are always off the market After a little while, maybe people find out, you know what? Maybe it wasn't true what they said was in there or maybe there's some other stuff You don't know what's fucking in there. You don't know what's fucking in there The only protein shake, you know, is when you're making a home and you put wheat grass in that motherfucking Sierhan sierhan and fucking peluca trees and ginger You have sierhan sierhan and your fucking protein shake. No, but I like peluca trees

That's like gunpowder. You put that in your fucking shake like like what's his name in that movie about Africa? He was snorting gunpowder and blow What's that movie to do that fucking was selling guns? Guns of war. Nobody. Oh, I didn't see that movie. No, uh, damn What's a nickels cave? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's one of the god of war That's when it was really last good movies. That's an interesting movie at the end of guitar fucked up and he goes down to this little village And they're drinking on this dude keeps sending them shots of fucking coke and gunpowder That's just tremendous in west Africa. What the fuck they are

And his brother was great the guy that won the academy award this year for whatever the dallas bias club He was a transvestite. He was the brother in that fucking tremendous He played a coke fiend and shit If you haven't watched that movie, what's the guy? Dogs of war it's on every fucking night on showtime or one of those it's not every night every night And every night I stop what I'm doing and I fucking put it on see I don't watch a lot of tv I do the netflix thing and but I gotta catch up to it. I got a lot of movies. I gotta catch up with gotta work You know what man? I decided today. I'm getting rid of direct tv

As soon as the football season's over because I paid for the stupid nfl package. I'm just canceling it. I'm paying 150 I'm gonna get one of those amazon sticks That you can play the watch espn app on And that's really all I watch and then I'll buy a dvd if I want to But I'm it's too much money. It was I sat down and thought about it and there's nothing on It's crazy. How there's how little there is for how much we're paying But there I found that you know, I I stopped watching tv But then I found out I'm missing out when I check in and watch some tv

They're making amazing stuff man. Some of these tv shows are netflix is making great stuff Yeah, you know televisions trying to fucking come back And they're losing us. They're losing us little by little and they know it the cable networks and hbo's and we go to hbo's You're just gonna buy what you use, correct? Yeah, what is that the rumor? Uh, well, you can do that. You can just sign up for hbo go But if you have amazon prime you get access to all like the hbo go things I think or maybe all the old series So it's there's just so much stuff available to you

No, I I do you watch a game of thrones. No, I don't have a I don't have hbo right now. I don't watch it I don't watch it. I've heard it's great. I heard it's great too, but I mean, I don't have tv But I I have to watch tv for my little entertainment. That's part of me getting entertained and refueling at night You know, sometimes I'll scroll by espn and it bores me to death Some of those reality shows late night. All right bad You know, at least they're interesting the prison ones There's always something on discovery or something that are fucking earthquake again. No, that was me. Okay That's how he is. You got like a size 19 fucking footer being tremendous

And then you got like late movies, which I really enjoy. I enjoy a nice Even if I saw you know, it was on last night. What more fucking eight millimeter with neck cage and james gandalfainy None of you motherfuckers ever saw that. Yeah, that's all that nick cage is an investigator and he's investigating a missing girl Right. Yeah, I remember and he has to and Rocking phoenix is the dude who works at the fucking porn store Are you kidding me or what? But last week you went to see one movie. It was the Haven't seen eight millimeter is what I'm talking about Eight millimeter wasn't out at the break. There's a fuck what's out of what's not out

You're supposed to call me and say she wants to go see eight, man Wasn't a bad movie. Yeah. No. All right. Take the fucking stick out of your ass. All right. It wasn't a bad fucking movie You're making crepes on a Friday. God's second It wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't so he has to go investigate That's how he gets him. He has to go get Cut a deal with the fucking dude to make a porno movie from but then does he end up getting drawn in or something? Fucking tremendously. It's on tonight. Don't forget the cock sucker. I'm gonna forget. Don't forget. I'm gonna start watching more tv You know what I do online? I

You know, I just play guitar and sing real bad to my kids. It's about it. Nothing wrong with that. It's about it You got a tough job. So, you know, you got to be focused and but I should watch tv I feel like I'm out of it like half the jokes I don't get because you know, I don't get the references, you know, I mean people are like making jokes today and like I don't get it and then they'll explain to me. It was this tv show and this guy did that Everybody else in the room got it and I didn't So, you know, so I can be, you know Culturally aware I need to spend some time in front of the television. I'm not gonna ask you something

I remember because somebody asked me this a while ago out in the club or something They were like in Minnesota last year nice kids came over to me and they said man you had her dean on If they go to the school do they get certified in Minneapolis? Okay, oh the school and pass it I'm sorry to change the subject While it came to my mind And I forgot to write it. That's a good thing to ask. Okay. So how it works is to To referee a match to be an official you need to have a license

And the way the athletic commissions are work, especially all the ones that go to the abc They say well, you need to have you need to go to an abc approved course an abc recognized course So, yeah, you need to take the course that you come back Which is your certificate and you go and you start doing shows amateur or pro shows and but you to get licensed you do need a certificate So it doesn't automatically mean you get licensed there But you should not be able to get licensed without passing it But it doesn't if they if if they come and get a certificate from you They go back to florida new york or whatever the fuck they're from and be a referee

Yeah, after they get licensed after they come back They're gonna when they're gonna say look they they're gonna go apply for a license They're gonna go. Well, what course did you pass? They go? I took this course. Is it abc recognized? No, you need to take an abc recognized course So there's me john does one a couple other guys doing here in california And they have them in new york too. Somebody does them in new york They have someone the east coast somebody does them like there's a couple guys on the east coast Who's the guy out of new jersey who does them a guy out of massachusetts who do them? Yeah, I don't think anyone in new york because it's not, you know, sanction. Yeah, the u ofc's not sanction

But they have other mma events. Yeah, but they don't have mma. It's not supposed to happen in new york pro mma Definitely and the amateur. I'm not sure really what goes on with that. I've never really done one out there Yeah, and this is all because of a fucking union That's who you're trying to tell me I think I just know it's not legal. I know there's something to be involved with you There's something with a union. It's something you know, you know, whatever that's above my pay grade the hotel workers union Or something. Yeah, I think it's the uh, the culinary culinary union. Yeah It's amazing. That's politics is getting involved

In the ufc fucking tremendous at least the fucking public is seeing it for what it is now You guys are at home thinking your fucking congressman's working hard for you that martians aren't gonna invade your neighborhood You better fucking set that alarm and get the shotgun ready, bitch Because they don't give a fuck you know I'm saying at least I had you know I can go for it right now a wise potato chip not a bag not three not four Just one what flavor the regular one. That's east coast potato chips and shit. Why is this shit? I was always an onion and garlic type of motherfucker myself But right now I can just go for a plain chip just one one of those big ones with the brown edges and shit

Come on now. What could you eat right now? At least I had told me the truth What do you got hidden at the fucking castle the fucking league? I don't got I have to go grocery shopping You have to go grocery shopping. I do you believe like a deal with I don't have I don't have so much stuff. What do you got in the house? You got any peanut butter nothing? Yeah, I do. Well, that's a peanut butter and jelly. You got any white bread? Yeah, no What do you got? Why don't you make those rice cakes and drown them out? I'm out of rice cakes Oh, sure He calls me up and I'm me. I'm like three times higher than I am now

And he tells me you're eating those like rice patties Just I don't know why you don't like rice cakes so much Because they're disgusting. They make you thirsty. Anyway, what the fuck you bothered me for? I'm talking about referee school. Keep it up. I'll send you there for the weekend. You'll be an Idaho referee I hate fucking Jew events and shit, you know what I'm saying? Lee boom boom, where's the fucking envelope say at? Everybody's blowing me up. They know I'm in the church. What's happening now? Oh, shit. Oh, who knows? Yeah, one of my buddy Disco Dave

Oh, let's go Dave. Give him a shout out. Uh-huh. There you go You love doing what you do and I could see it in the fights. I could see in the old fights I can't tell you evolution. I'm not that good. I got terrible fucking eyes. I don't see how the shit you see But I don't see how the shit they see in the football I don't see. I never saw it. I never catch the first time. It's amazing to the catch. How much they catch Going going so fast And that's why it's kind of ridiculous when fans get that upset at a referee for making a call like when the fan has seen

Thousands of slow motions and and you have to do it in real time. Like you can't look at it again Yeah, yeah Yeah, sometimes some of those calls are so close, you know I mean, some of them are like like a fraction right on a like a little fraction of it Of an instinct that we're calling you like, you know what you make your calling what you think it was And if they took a poll with all the knuckleheads that watch television today If they took a poll amongst knucklehead international They would all say punch him till he drops or his eyeball fucking falls off

Of course, of course, they would say that and I don't see it that way I could tell you tell that one punch when they're wobbly You know, you know, and you know he's got one more left So what do you look for when you're gonna like stop the fight? Like what are you what are you looking for the person to be waiting to be doing? What is the person who's gonna lose doing like what's the threshold for that? Well, I mean, first of all, I'm looking for them to be are they doing something that makes sense Are they doing you know, because I'm not judging on how hard they're getting hit

Or meantime you're getting I'm judging on what they're doing back and are they doing it somewhat effectively and does it make sense If they got hit and they're waving their arms in the opposite direction of where the fighter is obviously They're not in a situation to be able to deal with what's happening. So it's time for me to help them out a little bit That's basically what I base it on So once taking shots, are they doing something that leads me to believe they're going to be able to get back into this game? Or is things getting much much worse? Jew referee

Overeem against bigfoot. Yes. Yes. Yes. It was on the other night Uh-huh And there was one punch where you don't have to be a referee. You knew overeem was night night. Oh, yeah, yeah It was just a matter of you getting there whatever and he could take another two or what? When I watched that that was one I was sitting there going Only an idiot could tell he's not out. He's on his feet because he's got strong fucking legs Right, right. His mind hasn't told his knees yet To fall you you could see you could I don't want to see somebody take more abuse

They get knocked out they get knocked out the first shot if they argue with you and they tell you I wasn't knocked out I was just thinking about Bermuda. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they always they always got something dog. I was blinking I felt them. Listen, you were wrestling with fucking the matchmaker. Right, right. That was the fucking matchmaker. That's usually what we'll say Yeah, you know, um, hey, let's let's watch the tape and we'll see about Watch the tape and you want to you know, whatever But when if you see it and you're a real man, you'll understand you were knocked the fuck out and it happens and You'll think about it and go wow, I was I was in the fourth grade Eating a fucking cookie with my favorite teacher teacher. Yeah. Yeah, and those are the things I've been knocked out

So I've had those things have you know where all of a sudden I'm in my living room But all the people from uh from the the gym because I was in the gym or in my living room I'm like man these guys never come over my house. What they doing here pass remote control or whatever What you know what I mean like and that those are the kind of thoughts you're having I've had guys say some strange things to me like guys, um You know, tell me if they're gonna keep fighting at this place that they're um They're gonna have to get better seats because they can't see the punches coming from when they're way out there when they have Bad seats like that. You know, I mean, so yeah a lot of times guys, they're not thinking right for that minute or two, you know

The one that kills me is the fucking blood ones Because once you're cut And you accept the fact that you're bleeding you don't really feel it. Yeah You don't feel it. You don't feel it if you have a heartbeat I've seen it and I've experienced it that once I got I stepped on a glass one time in a fight I was punching and I my foot just went And I felt the glass go through the fucking sneaker the bottom of the bottle was cracked just perfect Just perfect

So as soon as I stepped it was just perfect like if the whole glass would have been cut Uh, the whole bottom like two inches up. I wouldn't have hurt myself But since this was down here and this was sticking up and sharp and it went right through my cat or congress Whatever the fuck I had on and I and after I accepted the puddle in my blood and I didn't faint I kept pushing people and getting involved And until a cop said to me, hey you you're fucking foot's drowning You know, you're bleeding. I'm like, what are you talking about? That's when I felt how much I was bleeding You don't even when you have broken arms and limbs. You don't fucking know didn't

What's his name before the couple rounds with a torn bicep Your adrenaline carries you through once that motherfucker they that you look back to the dressing room and you sit down for three minutes And that fucking rigor mortis sends in that rigor mortis sets into your head and the punches you got and your blood That's when you realize but at that moment You don't even feel that fucking cut and then in the cuts They're really at the end of the day the cuts as far as the bleeding I mean someone could bleed a lot before they're in danger of bleeding death more than it's going to happen for one of those cuts But so that's not the issue. But we're just wondering about are they going to get ripped open further?

Is it going to be they're going to have nerve damage or something like that or think you know, those are the things we're worried about Or like the poor young lady with the ear when we're in for a year is going to get ripped off You know what I mean? So that's what we're going to stop the fight. That was tremendous. That was tremendous That's a shot. I you pay $10 for I would have paid $12.50 to get like a little ear blood on my face. You know what I'm saying? I'm like a pimple that won't go Hey, the ladies bring it man, and she was mad. She was she was really upset with me for stopping that fight She's like look i'm i'm here to do this. You know Yeah, the ladies are no joke. Oh my god. I would have fainted if I was direct

That's how you stop the fight for sure once the ref passes out. It's all over. I don't give a fuck Your ear is hanging off your head. You dummy It's oh god almighty. I've been to a couple fights where the motherfuckers are bleeding And I gotta give him credit I want to give him like 200 bucks out of my pocket because I couldn't do it Joe what the what's the joe? Whatever when he fought bj pen? Oh, joe stephenson joe stephenson. I fainted. You know what that was a that was a pretty buddy match I fainted in my living room. What happened?

Oh, he hit him in the head and there was blood and it was a perfect shot It was it was a I had gone back to give him instructions That was what it was one of the most like as far as the precise punches because I went back to give him instructions And they his on his pads they're working this thing out and then they're holding it low And he drops down and throws a kind of a strange unorthodox punch And I guess his design for when someone changes the level and shoots in on you You're gonna catch him right there and just as he worked the combination on the pads it happened just like that It's like I went in there and watched the pads

Then came out the rep to fight first thing it happens boom that punch it lands perfectly And bad night for joe Way to get him. Hmm. Yeah, right. You're right. You're right in the forehead. Yeah When I was a kid 2020 that's the one that's on friday nights when a wrestler exposed wrestling tricks Oh, oh, yeah When I was a kid one night a rat and I was like the highest rating fucking show ever It was a 2020 about wrestling. Yeah, it was that's the one where where dr. D slapped the guy That was one of them. That was one of that's when they went after the boy. That was just an open hand slap

Oh my god, the guy went down. He started holding on to his ear. I can't hear Yeah, he walked up and he said it was just he said, yeah, I think pro wrestling's fake Oh my god, just smacked him right in the face. This guy thought he was one of those cute, you know Brent must burger looking like motherfuckers. This guy clocked him in the ear with a cup hand He sued mbc. He sued somebody. Yeah. Yeah, he sued the wrestler. He sued somebody Well, they did all this thing about tricks and that Again, don't fucking listen to me I just know don't shoot the messenger

The big thing was you got revved up And the blood went to your head and then you took a razor blade and you cut your head here And it bled a lot because it was like, why would there be blood there at that time? Well, because I think yeah when you're revving up, yeah, you get and facial cuts bleed a lot, right? Something you would cut right there with a razor blade And the blood would come out every time your heart beat the blood would go boop And television people go nuts if you want, you know And they cut themselves because they don't want those the ratings will go right up

Ratings go right through the fucking roof. It's like putting on a green bag game And there's two feet of snow everybody. Well, that's a train wreck people love that shit. Could you do that to yourself? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go home and do it right now and play with the cats and jump up and down What the fuck is wrong when you can I do that to myself? No But if somebody was giving you 30 grand Yes, and you're all revved up you get punched in the head for a living. What's a car? What's three stitches? Who gives a fuck? You might go to a bar and get hit with a bottle of Michelob and there you are getting stitches on with some dumb

Bitch at the bar. It's a second thing pro wrestling is scripted. Those dudes go through some stuff When they train like I was to train with these pro wrestlers over at a no-key dojo And taking those bumps and the things they would do to each to themselves Like this guy's gonna body slam you on your head But not only that I'm gonna jump when he picks me up so he can get me higher before oh, man It's crazy. Last night. I was in the Eddie Bravo podcast talking about If if I was a musician If I was with the fuck Lee

with the fuck Lee So you got that Sucking phone on there texting or whatever the fuck get that phone up there. You can't suck it It's getting twits from fucking some 20% off chicken or some sushi in the valley You're gonna fucking puke and blame it on my edible later. Cut suck it. I was talking about a musician right now Uh, there's a book about everything I learned about business. I learned from the grateful dead Yeah, at the end of the week, bro, the grateful dead made it happen

They did for 20 years what people aspire to do they played every night and they sold our concerts And people had a good time. They smoked dope. They stunk like shit. You know, they camped out. Right, right, right, right. Yeah That's what you want when you're a musician So what they had a whole Thing around them. They had a whole community a whole a whole like, you know, I don't know commerce was going on That's shake down street. Yeah, shake down street all that shit. It's just brilliant. Lee. It's very fucking brilliant. But I didn't know anything About entertainment. I knew nothing

Until I did the longest yard and I saw those wrestlers work I saw the wrestlers do things That actors comedians don't do First they're very accessible They know when they do those live events It's all about the pictures and the autographs at the end of the fucking fight So I remember being at restaurants and adam sandler would be there and people would bug him When I did the longest yard the most bugged people on the set

were adam sandler and Not goberg, but the other guy steve Austin the one I was supposed to be on his podcast Steve Stone Cold Austin Stone Cold was at the bottom of end of his career. I guess night 2004 And him and adam sandler would get tortured everywhere the most. I noticed this. This is just stupid shit. I look at Who's getting tortured here? Who's the biggest fucking star in the room?

Think about that. Steve Austin is a fucking wrestler and adam sandler gets 20 million fucking a movie lead. What are you looking at me like? All right, so This is a guy that was getting bugged just as much as the number one movie star in the world at the time Whatever the fuck he was But it was how he reacted to it adam had bodyguards Steve Austin didn't You know when we did the longest yard kevin nash Would leave on wednesdays to do an event somewhere in north carolina

And he would bring back the tapes and we would watch them and giggle But at the end it was him with the fans at the end hugging on fans. He taught me that angle of it Like he really those guys they commit That's just the one part of it and then what they do to train Those motherfuckers are in great great shape and they get hurt They get fucking hurt and they work through that shit And they get money right the wwe pays them. I don't know the league. So please don't attack me. I don't know wwe Yeah, I think that's right. That's wwe. I think you know, I all I remember is being a kid and watching chief chief j strong bow and watching

You know fucking all those crazy motherfuckers the arab dude and shit and I stopped watching over the years And then now it's like, you know, whatever coal. I don't even know those fucking people But I learned a lot about entertainment from the wrestlers And then you think about it. Yeah That's been on for fucking 50 fucking years Since I came from Cuba, there were men wrestling on tv And then one day you find out it was fake and you're like, I'll fuck those bitches So when the dude started showing blood

That always made you think twice about wrestling. Is it fake? Is it fake? He's bleeding from his fucking head Come on, Lee. You gotta put two and two together cocks like I'll wake up I didn't give you these edibles so Confucius enthusiasm. I'd say you sit there and stare at me like I owe you $20 Fuckin her beans here, you know, this is Fucking does the best fights and shit in the world and you're sitting there. You don't ask them no questions No, it's fun. No, you know, I think the MMA athletes do that too. Those guys always sign those guys. They have to so nice They have to yeah, because I think you know for so long that everybody we're just so happy that people appreciate what we did You know, listen, I know one thing when I go to watch the Dallas Cowboys play on Thanksgiving day

against the Eagles I don't go there thinking But if I buy the most expensive ticket, I'm gonna get to shake Jerry Jones hand But when I go to the most expensive ticket the UFC I know I might get to see Dana White and take a picture of them Or chuck ladell. It's pretty intense guys That's one thing I saw that I thought was brilliant from the beginning UFC on tv is one thing

And I gotta say I'm pretty spoiled because Joe's my dear friend. He's taken me to him. So now I'm I pick and choose a UFC event is a fucking pretty phenomenal thing to go watch Especially in Las Vegas to me. That's where I go That's there's all these things that you see there that you don't get to see at home like the certain like the mid like the those uh Videos they put together like to the different songs or whatever that are like really well done And you only get to see them there You get to see a lot of things and you feel this energy before the fights I've always

Enjoyed those fights to the next level like I don't tell Joe what my plans are to after I do them Because I I don't want him to panic. We've done acid at those fucking things good for you When Anderson silver kicked Vito Belfort me and Ari were an acid Are you fucking kidding me me and Ari were an acid? You have to prepare for this shit. We always take addables. We always know when to take them We always pop them at 445 and then we pop another one at six Then we pop another one at seven once Bruce buffer says it now. That's okay Bruce buffers Bruce buffer alive man the stuff that Bruce does you they don't get to see you don't get to see that

The 360s he jumps all around just the way people walk in and out I've seen you know after a fight a fight sometimes he goes in the locker room and two fights later he'll come out And be walking right there with a lump in his head talking the fucking Somebody who was in the audience that he wanted to talk to so it's a pretty phenomenal event You know if you and you heard me the other night, I don't go to events I just stopped going to him like I won't go to the one in LA, you know I won't go to the u.s.c. now Not so much fun. No, I like the hotel. I like going right downstairs like a doctor

Then you go right upstairs take a shit smoke another joint and you're back and you walk around the fucking casino like a doctor I got a hop around casinos like some fucking immigrant Going from one hotel to the other taking buses and circus desolato and do that shit And if you and then if I go to an event here I'm always thinking about getting on to the 405 of the fives. I'm not watching the event resting The whole time I'm I gotta get the fuck out of here because not I'm gonna be in bumper to bumper Right, you know, so that's the other thing. I don't want to be involved in that When the fight comes saturday night once Robbie Lawler gets in the cage with little Fidel

After the first round, I get a little fidel little fidel That's a good one. Yeah after the first round. I get up Is that is that only you says that or am I missing out? Do a lot of people call him that? No, that's just me Cuban I got that's a good one. I don't like people with those fucking beads. They make me nervous and shit So little fidel, right? It's fighting the law. He's on the headline It's not The Guillermo oninho. That's the co-main event Right when the lawler fights

Fidelito after the first round I get up already I get up I walk up People say where you going? I'll be right back. Fuck you be right back. I'm out of here But the time they come out for the second round. I'm already by the fucking top of the stairs Right by that time they let you sit out and hang out and mingle the cops don't bother you no more Again if they don't get knocked out Then I walk a little closer to the door

And I go by like a french fry store and I just sit there. They're closing up And I watch them on it It goes into the fourth round. I walk 30 more feet And I watch by the escalator right by the tv So does he knock some out of the other guy knocks the other guy out of my man here comes out and says it's over I head for the fucking door. I already know the decision I'm gonna sit there and get trapped What if somebody drops a stink bomb or a little fucking bomb or something I'm trapped down below fucking sniffing that

That's who you give away your game now. Not everybody's gonna be up there. They don't know no people don't think like that They want to sit down. That's what's the ending. Let's watch the credits. Go fuck yourself the credits. Get the fuck out Get up. Why's the pop going don't trip cocksucker? What's up herb dean? What the fuck the outlaw josey monday december 1st 24 days till christmas get your shit together cocksuckers. You know what i'm saying? Let me give some shout out to you Lee you're sitting there like a fucking mummy of death cocksucker. Never again. Can you even know that? Mick gray down. That was true. I love you brandy lee your sexy bitch brandy lin your sexy motherfucker jay Gomez throwing heat chris parker keith roberts

Sergio or tega Talking lay. I'll see you this weekend And kaspa 2307 Stay in black bitches What? Listen, we're getting high in the 16 days. What's it? The eight days of fucking yamaka Hanukkah we're eating an edible a day forget the 30 for 30 leaf tapped out But his mom leaves on the 16th. So starting tuesday september 16th

We're gonna eat a lettable and light a candle for the fucking jews. That's how we roll either you're in or you're out All right, I can't tell you where you get your edibles. You got to do that shit on your own But you people think that what kills me about America's that they think that all california denver they're legal We can't we can't get those edibles. You don't need these edibles Buy a quarter ounce of some fucking mexican brown weed Put some butter in a frying pan take all the sands out in the seeds Cut that motherfucker up small

And start cooking on a low flame and suck that butter out of that thing And let that butter go to the side and get all greenish and shit And you already have your brownie batter mix and you squeeze that powder in then you throw more weed in that motherfucker Another stick of butter and you squeeze that motherfucker The butter and you keep it all low. You see I'm saying you don't burn the fucking butter And then you drain it into the brownie mix and you stare that brownie mix up again You taste it from time to time Who the fuck are you and again you fucking burn that weed all the way down man with light fucking a little bit of olive oil

Mix it up nice nice nice You stare that motherfucker up you squeeze it down you keep dumping it in the brownie batter you stare and that's it You when that weed looks like that you throw the weed away you throw the frying pan the water you put some fucking Bounce in there whatever the fuck you put soaked this shit. I don't like people don't fry soaked this shit You gotta soak your fucking frying pan and you get the brownie You put some cooking spray on the on the tray and you pour your brownie max and then you cook in the oven It's just as good as we're getting out here If you don't eat one don't get you're going to eat two you'll look like lead by the end of your fucking brownie mix

That's your uncle joey's telling you this. You don't need to eat these elbows This is just a lie people selling you this shit the best edibles. I've made the ones I've made at home I can't believe you just gave out a recipe for how to do that. What the fuck? This is pirate fucking radio This is a podcast. We're dropping knowledge Herb Dean is here. I can't not give her being an education Maybe he wants to make a fucking brownie. What the fuck am I to judge him? You know, I mean I was listening Sure now somebody calls her deal and says, you know how to make these brownies joe dears is talking about boom He's Johnny on the spotlight

Yeah, but what about like Cassius Morris up there? He shouldn't know how to do that. Why not? Cassius Morris is slinging dick. He's working for what's his name? He's getting paid let him be 16 Who's just on the news? I know did you see the Cassius Morris don't fuck around. Cassius Morris is a little young kid does a podcast Okay, for two years now since he was like 13 calling people interviewing people buying tickets to concerts Fighting with security to get back there. Really? These people walking around another dude Fucking Momo with the movie Let's watch fucking papa you fucking dummy and here's this 12 year old figured it out you

Unbelievable I got affected. I'm sorry the holidays get me all fucking hyped up Hyped up like public enemy anywhere. I'm sorry, brother What's up? What's happening? You know, I'm just enjoying you man. Keep it busy. Yeah, I'm excited this weekend. I'm excited about these fights I like El Nino's fighting the kid from the warming. I don't even know who's on the end of the court That's exciting to keep him in walking. Yeah, that's a good fight. Now. How many fights are you allowed to Ref a night before if you have the main event? I I I do I ref between three and four fights. So you have two and two and four

So yeah, I'll either have three or four fights. Even if you have the main event Yeah, they're over work. Yeah, they don't do it like boxing boxing if they have the main event a lot of times That's the only fight they have they'll be back in a special green room and then they you know, they're back They're doing their thing us. We we just ref fights all night. It's better that way you get warmed up You stand focused on what you're there to do It's been a while lately watching the UFC it's been and it's getting more Referee involved it seems lately. Well, I think people are Learning more about what the referees do so they can everyone's an expert. Everyone knows the rules

Everyone can make a commentary. Yeah I it's um Yeah, I think I think it maybe has been a little more ref involved. Why do you say that? Well, the last couple fights The ref has come into the picture. It seems like you know, usually there's fights. This guy knocks this guy out There's always a bad decision There's always a bad decision But then there's always that fight that suspect An early stoppage

A blood thing, you know, so right away You're involved big john's involved Evil avian is involved. Yeah, masaki. Somebody's involved. Somebody's questioning you You know and and and they go nowhere. That's what kills me about the questioners They go nowhere. It stays. That's it. You just waste the three hours of your time crying about an early stoppage You know nothing about you've never been punched to the head I've never punched nobody through the head. You could tell by a certain sound the guy makes Well at the end of the day, I mean, we we know why we're here

We're here to uh to protect these guys and make sure that they don't receive any unnecessary injuries And try to make sure the event happens as clean and fair as possible And we're not there to win a you know a popularity contest now It's great that everybody, uh, you know pays attention to what we do And give us some sort of respect for the things we're doing. It feels really good But at the end of the day when I start counting on that or depending on that That's when I've lost because my job is an official to make decisions that sometimes people aren't going to be happy about And but that I know I can sleep with it tonight. And so, you know

I um after every show, you know, sometimes I no matter what I'm going to look on the internet and someone's going to have something to say And before I used to never I used to never go on the internet And so I was always kind of out of the loop with our sport because I don't want to get involved I've seen officials go down that path more down the internet and they're arguing with kids on the underground and stuff I'm like, don't you know that that's probably a 12 year old you're arguing with This dude is like his mom is telling him to feed the cat and he's like, no I got him on the line and he's pissed off. We're going at it So I left the internet alone. But now through the social media

I do have my own social media at first I didn't have one But there would be guys who would make up their own fake ones of me The only way I could get them shut down was to make my own. So no, everyone can go right to me Everyone can just go right to me with what their opinion is I would love for somebody to hit me. I get back from the fight I know at the end of the fight, I know with Joe that they would give you one from the box They always give you a copy of the fight. I know Joe would always gamble at night Somebody would give him a copy or if you asked for it or something

But I took that up to my room and I you know relaxed took a shower got room service I'd always look at it Just me Would you ever be tempted to look at your tape in the night or once? Oh, no, I watch no, I watch my fights I watch fights afterwards Especially if I have some you know, even if I don't have thoughts about or even even if I thought everything was perfect There's fights that I've watched from years ago and I look back on. Hmm. No, what was I thinking there?

Why did I do that like that? You know what I mean from years ago and you know And then some of my fights that uh that happened recently. I'll always go back and rewatch it again I mean we live by that replay as soon as we're done Whether no one's complaining or not first thing you see us do we're looking up at the replay because we want to know If we did the best possible job, we could have done if there's going to be some other information from a different angle that we might see You know what I mean? So yeah, we're always uh watching tape and always trying to think of better ways to do it like hey, well like um You know, I can think of a mistake I made uh Or or loski versus a paid apano

You know, uh, I remember, you know our loski paid apano is like going after a foot lock and I'm Wondering and now paid up our loski's hitting them in the head And I'm trying to get close because I think he might be putting them out but in my mind I'm thinking Man our loski's got incredible base. How's he not getting rolled from this foot lock? How's he not getting how's he keeping his base like that? Well, he was grabbing the fence I didn't see it because of my position. He's so tall. He's grabbing the fence over me But that's an adjustment I've made you know and since then always up against there

I have a new position that I always pick at that time so that I'm able to see everything, you know, and that's What were there to do? I could tell when I see other events Like they call me today, you know, I'm going to vegas in the morning They call me today. Can you go come in for this thing at 2 30? That means I won't get to vegas till six or seven o'clock at night, which sucks because I want to go to wain The wain is my chance to look I smell I smell you smell you smell certain things just these certain things Not that I'm gonna gamble. I'm not one of those assholes

But it's always just good to know to see if it affects the fight, you know, right your mind. Wow He was all skinny yesterday looking all green and shit Like yeah one of these edibles, but now look at him. He's all slim Jim McGoo Just little things and you see there there if they're scared if they have a lot on their mind How they're acting if they jovial If they just relaxed, you know, I love seeing all that shit. Yeah, I think that sometimes the fight is Is won and lost there by how they come out and their confidence level, you know, there's ways No, you're true

We've seen some things, you know with andison he put the mask on and you get people rattled up and get them out of that game I always talk about one of the greatest ones of all time was reberto durand before you support sugary linen They went to rondo walking in the street and they were walking at each other Sugary had his family with him and sugary stopped and he goes, honey, this is reberto reberto And reberto's like tell your wife to suck my dick and all this shit and fucking sugary That was it. He took him out of his game After the fight, I'm gonna have a suck my dick real good and swallow my fucking cum. You fuck You know in front of his kids

That's it. Wow that happened. That's it. Yeah, get the durand book get the sugary books Sugary talks about it one of the specials on HBO. He did years ago. He goes. He said things to me that were fucking I couldn't even put him in my computer That's when he lost everything for him. He was like this guy's a fucking thug. He's a street garbage. No That was his way of fucking with you durand You know, he just got you. That's it. You know when when Muhammad Ali fought joe frazier Wasn't he out there pointing the gun at him? He had a started pistol and he kept going in africa

Come on down joe. I'm gonna shoot you and you know just to get him out of the fucking joe frazier is like Is this motherfucker or george form was one of them? There's an africa that was an african. He's like, was this motherfucker really gonna shoot me? Come on down joe You know, whatever the fuck that's that's people fucking with you. That's taking you out of your game You know, he's I mean mom I'll leave is one of the best in the game but doing that shit Yeah, you hear a lot of the jokes that some of these fighters do to each other, you know

Didn't it just happen to keep people awake or different things to frustrate them and things like that? Yeah, keep people awake Well, they're like maybe like send their friends have their friends find out where the room is at and play pranks and All those type of things, you know, I think they're just having with tito ortiz and steven bomber It came out like a couple days after their fight What happened that tito ortiz was sending seven bomber pizzas and and girls So like at the middle of the night he had to go and get like a motel six or something right next door I heard something about that, but that's that's not the that's a pretty old old trick like guys do would do that a lot I don't seem like I think it's probably pretty hard to find out

Where these guys are at now, but that's what guys used to do. Yeah, I think one of the weirdest fights this year that was on the other night I watched frankie egg against club cubs wants and I was out of town and I watched it that night when I came home I thought it was phenomenal. I didn't get to see it. I forgot how good frankie egg was you forget how good these guys are And that night I couldn't sleep I went to bed early and I got up at three and main event was on the UFC channel And it was two fights. It was chris wide bananas and silver the first one and it was On aloe vera against

Frankie egg I don't even know what the fuck i'm going with this, right? What the fuck was I watching god damn I forgot what the fuck we're talking about see that I'm sorry about that No, thinking about something about the referee guys. Oh, yeah, we talked about the referee We talk about guys doing things to get guys out of their game. We talked about um Yeah, I don't who the fuck no see what I'm saying. Well, yes. I look at you and I get all emotional I'm sorry. We're here with the what about you. What about what what what um, you doing any stand-up lately?

When's the next stand-up you know I'm home now this friday. I'm gonna be at the south point casino in vegas the dirty at 12 30 I'm gonna swing by and do some jokes, you know, I'm gonna go to vegas and just swing by and that's it Just get out of town. I'm home for the month of december. I don't like flying this fucking month. This month is a right You know, all you have to do is go to vegas this month or maybe phoenix I'm gonna go to go. I'm gonna be around here and then i'm gonna go to vegas and then i'm gonna vegas twice and i'm gonna go to phoenix Right, you gotta go to phoenix. So that's it, but you're home, you know Every year people sit at home and see people at the airport with blankets on

Chinese people breathing on you and they're like look at these assholes now you're becoming one of those assholes So I don't want to fly There's no reason for me to fly in that window. It's just a cause look at this weekend It happened last week this weekend in chicago. There was drama already They had a 1.2 mile long Security line because so many flights were cancelled Like this reporter measured how long the security line was 1.2 fucking miles. You want to fly and see your family Yeah, I believe it midway. I think I believe it. I believe you have mid. I believe it

A couple weeks ago at a port and the security line was fucking huge. They're getting big But now some airports ain't making you take off your shoes. Yeah, boston didn't make me knowing belts No, no, they're not making you They're telling you to come through with everything you jacked on your sleep apnea I'll even take the computer out of the bag. That's the suckers. Just leave it in there. They're not gonna fucking know Don't take it out no more. Herb Dean. Fuck those motherfuckers. I never do. Tell them Herb Dean You know, they always ask me to take it out again. You don't know nothing. You're deaf Give me fucking signals, whatever. Just throw a pan signals. They don't he's definitely among those sewers. They don't fucking know

When is the next uh, referee? Uh, next referee clinic school. That's gonna be uh, I do it all every year. It's on april single demand Okay, right. It's my third this year. So, uh, single demand because uh, Well, it is May 3rd, but I do it in a single demand weekend because I know that Mayweather Usually is beating up somebody on that day. So I know there's not gonna be a UFC usually so that's Usually I do it Sync on a mile a weekend. That's very interesting Well, now they're throwing them into the hat. It looks like Mayweather's gonna have to fight packy out

But who gives a fuck by the time they're fighting gonna be 84 Who wants to watch that fucking psychiatric war fight? I don't need that shit in my life And how many days is the clinic? Uh, it was two days, but I'm expanded to three Just to do what what are you at? Well, just because there's there's so much stuff to cover and uh, you know I we do long days on those two days. Sometimes we're doing 12 hour days easily Sometimes it's a lot of material to comprehend. Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of material to cover. So I want to add another day Do you put a lot of them on tape and they get to see each other? Oh, yeah

A lot of tape a lot of tape I put them on tape Well, because what one of the things that we do is there's um, we teach unified rules and scoring criteria and you know referee mechanics and stuff like that and talk about a you know, we watch my mistakes and things like that But then, um Also, I want to make sure that people understand the sport because sometimes people are like, well, I want to be around this sport It's it's pretty sexy sport, but I don't want to get punched in the face. So maybe I'll be an official So, um, I want to make sure that they understand the sport So I have them teach me technique and we put it on video

And it's it's pretty cool. It's fun technique. I haven't teach you You know, they're they're they're the values of judge you're there to evaluate The effectiveness of the mixed martial arts techniques. So I'm gonna have them, you know, okay Show me your game, uh, you know from the on the cage, you know, show me some cage control on there Teach me by the numbers teach me a darts by the numbers And so they teach it and then, you know, I have a evaluators there that fill out a form on the technique Was it, you know, did they show competence? And then it's all on on tape. So they say, well, hey, I think my technique was stunning. You just don't know what you're talking about

That's fine. We'll have somebody else look at the tape. Some of the tapes are pretty funny um And then also if you're a referee you have to understand the what people are doing so you can keep them safe You know, part of our job is to do a little submission defense for the guy when he taps out when he can't do anything about it Or unlock the chokes after the guy taps out if you don't know How the submissions work you can't help the guy defend against them. So at least you want to know that you Do understand the stuff and the details it takes to do it to someone who's not letting you It's not you just can't say, you know what this looks like a career move for me

I'm gonna go pay for this and get in there. You want the guy to be an established martial arts not much established, right? But at least to have no two years be a blue belt. Maybe yeah to understand the techniques have to have that been taught We tie maybe hung around a gym for a while sparred with some people and those were just to get kicked them out Exactly this to get kicked in the knee, you know how somebody's walking or one of the most uh controversial fights this year That the other day I still saw people talking about it was the cuban kid against tim kennedy And the more I look at it like the other day they brought it up again on ufc That was big john's fight. Yeah, it was big john. That was a big john fight And the big thing was that at the end of the day he had vaseline too much vaseline on his face, right?

He was stalling a little bit, but still he was uh Would you have done anything different? You know, I'm not here questioning big john What we all learned. Yeah, he's a good But I think what happened is when he when big john went to correct it Then you know, there's a little bit of confusion with The with the corners and whatnot right there So it ended up turning to this long who's on first kind of a thing, you know, I mean, so it was just one those

One those situations that every now and then kind of happens, you know, and then I believe there are some language issues as well You know, so I'm not sure I don't want to speak for him on what it was Well, he's cuban they cuban people know how to work it They understand english when it's beneficial to them. I'm not sure if it wasn't him I think but yeah, who but I believe there was a corner guys Yeah, might have been so yeah cubans have the funniest corners You know who's got the funniest corner in the business. Who's that or hey modra? Yeah, the guy who corners him is has to be one of the funniest cubans

I've ever heard because he says things that are fucking hilarious How i'm not george madder vallon. I just don't call time out to laugh Is beyond me like what's he said? Met a long guy at aso. That means bitch lap him. You can't bitch slap somebody in the ufc You know metal in a bottle or you know spanish people and their fighters at heart the boxers Their corners are so unorthodox there because it sounds fucking barbaric in spanish the way they say But I always hear the corner say metal in guy at aso, which means smack. I'm like open-handed You know, you can't smack somebody open fucking handle like that

You know like like a like in the 50s like a clerk gable type smack But he has a hilarious fucking corner. I forget this shit. I always tell jojo You have to make a point to listen to mind your vows corner How emotional they get now they talk to me. Didale didale means shoot But in spanish it seems different it works So didale means throw those punches. Mm-hmm didale, you know let those hands loose, but they just say didale that covers all the bases Do they covers everything in spanish? It's not like in english. I have to say four different meanings to one thing

But he has a funny fucking corner. What li look at the shape of your league Fucking mushroom whatever the shirt on what are you gonna eat tonight? You're sitting there. Look at me. Look at me thinking about a cuban sandwich, aren't you? You're thinking to yourself. That's nice is mambo open tonight. We went to a cuban restaurant the other night Myself my wife the baby li We got some nice cuban fucking picadillo some chopped beef with some olives in that motherfucker with some black beans and rice We got the combo platter a couple fried bananas Some empanadas some croquettes made of ham. Come on now. Okay, where's this at?

Right in glendale on victory boulevard. Are you eating cuban food dog? Oh, yeah Yeah, you don't fuck around there right food the chorizo was really good chorizo was on fire don't fuck around Those cubans do it right there from new work So at least we got something to talk about, you know Fucking herb deans in the house. I'm so excited. I'm a fan of her dean I'm a fan of what you do and I'm a fan of In our conversations. I'm a fan of what you stand for. I never knew that That's what you stood for to keep the fighters safe

And it's you know, it's a nice feeling it's a night. I know you were in there with Anderson silver that must have been Those are screams. You're here for fucking life when you hear that type of shit, you know It's a tough job. It's a lot of respect for you, man It's like you say with answers It's it, you know, we see our our heroes get in there and put it all on the line and it's real It's really happening right people are people going in there and they're taking risks You know, that's they're not playing tiddlywinks. It's a tough sport. You know It's a very tough sport. Where can they find you? What web page can they herb dean dot com?

Yeah, that's got the referee schedule referee school if you want to follow me on twitter That's herb dean mma same with instagram and I think my I think my facebook is herb dean ufc You know, and that was funny that one got started by this kid He was on there pretending to be me. He was saying horrible things. He was saying like you say things that He was saying horrible things He was like he was like was quoting like all kinds of gangster rappers like those sort of kind of stuff I was saying sometimes I'd like it, you know, I mean I was like I don't want to repeat the things he was saying But people were harassing him so much

Like this is not and but he had like 10,000 followers. Yeah, a lot of people didn't like me on there too Then finally he gave it up to me, you know, he gave he gave me the um That he gave he called me. It's like I want to turn and it turned out to be uh, I think a 19 year old kid from from uh, australia Thank you in australia. Okay. I see the picture of you a girlfriend a little skinny little neck, you know me And I was so mad. I was like, why did you say all those things? He's like, well, I like Rap music and basketball players. So I just you know, kind of and I like, you know, I like you And so I just kind of brought all my favorite things together and I figured, you know, those things that you would say I was like, well, I don't say those things

And um, he even gave me his address I was like live it but I was it wasn't let it know. He's like, could you send me um some stuff an autograph thing? I don't want for for building this up for you. So yeah, give me an address He gave it to me You know, I had another guy the funniest dude was the twitter guy who was smoked the herb dean. Have you ever told you about this guy? No, I smoke the herb dean. Okay. This dude he went by smoke the herb dean and this dude was so funny and when I first Found out about people were saying are you saying this stuff on twitter? And I'm like, no and this dude portrayed me as if I was always high and ethnocentric, right?

So everybody was some sort of nigga or something like that and that's I was like like my comments on uh On the kimbo slice versus big country. Do you remember that fight? Yeah We're big country later on kimbo. It was like, okay Here's here was the kind of nothing I heard worse than watching them bad ass cracker lay up on a swollen ass brother and get rewarded for it That was the comment I was like and people were thinking it was me And he would say stuff like that all the time and like when I first saw it was so mad, but then All of a sudden I I just clicked and I just started laughing. I was rolling and my lawyer He was calling go. I called okay. Wait before you send the letter

Let me like send it around to a few of my friends so we can laugh So like me and savant, you know who worked at the jail. We were yeah me and savant We just rolled for about a week just saying other stuff and like just crazy stuff This dude was saying and then they shut him down, but I kind of miss him. I wish that I smoked the herb I wish that he was back you smoke the herb dean if you're listening, you know reach out to me You know I'm saying uh because you were funny Oh my god, how somebody could take somebody's identity And just say shit is fucking hilarious. I made a bill cosby joke

This is bill cosby dude on fucking facebook That was saying some stuff to me that was hilarious like he knew me, but I love all that shit that that's You know kids are doing crazy stuff, but that's tremendous where they Smoked he smoked the herb dean. No, he was he was funny, you know, I'm not trying to give anybody ideas or whatever But down. Yeah, it was funny Oh my god, I would love to do that to somebody Just fucking

Say shit and get away with murder. I would say some horror like who would you want to take over? I don't know. Who do I hate Lee? What do you think? Who would I take over like who? I don't know. Give me an idea. What the fuck Lee you might be a nature valley Nature valley who the ranch company? Oh, like to make the uh, I hate ranch fucking dressing just talking about it every day Just talking about like it's smelling the fucking air right that would be really funny if you were to be nature valley Really? Yeah, I guess think of all kinds of stuff you could say is nature valley suck my dick It's the same giz that comes out. Yeah stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. That is brilliant. Keep sucking that fucking

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I'm there. I train on mondays and wednesdays. Take me up there. We need to do something Teach them how to throw a flying psychic without the ropes, please Tomorrow though, I'm gonna go see eddie bravo. I've been taking them down there with you tomorrow Take the train. Don't you take a train downtown to eat french fry? I'm gonna eat french fries with cheese on french fries. Yeah, the potatoes. Oh, yeah Go see eddie bravo Way a little mushroom shirt Who's better than you cocksucker?

Herb dean, what are your new year's resolutions this year? What do you want to do? Ah, well, you know, I don't have any yet. Now. It's a good idea to start thinking of something. I usually don't make resolutions You know, I try to always go for this non shit and they crack by the 14th You know what my um as far as for the fitness one, that's the big one, right? That's a bit. You know what god was really was really interesting I've I've noticed I've been through this cycle the last few years November hits with November hits everything changes. I started eating better. I started working out better And I realized what it is. It's the light when the light changes. I don't feel like sitting in the backyard

Drinking beer barbie killing and all that. I'm like on it. I just want to eat a salad go to the gym You're healthy dude. You look good out there though. No, well, thank you man. I try to be happy, you know You can't be a fat fuck Referring it just doesn't look right. I couldn't be out there refereeing no matter how even for a while big day Big god john was big. You wanted a big time died years ago when he worked a lot more It's tough being a fat dude. Just for personal purposes, you know, I'm a comics at this point It helps me out. It fucks me up sometimes from time to time I think about it a lot. You know, I think about what I'm eating. I think about what I should need, you know

I'm gonna work on a movie next week. Those are the fucking kisses of death A movie is a kiss of death with 24 hours. They got raisinettes You know, I told them today no raisinettes on this movie last time they had raisinettes everywhere Those raisinettes fucking put 10 pounds on me. I love raisinettes. They drive me fucking crazy When you sign the fucking sponsor sheet, we want raisinettes Because I could sell raisinettes. You understand raisin. That's a good breakfast. I'll email her get it together You're slipping right this shit down her dean. I will see you Friday night at the south point. Hopefully you come over. I wish I was no, it's too late for you

Well, no, no, I wouldn't normally be there. I would normally do it But the thing is I think I'm going to be referring to fight friday Here and I won't be able to get up there to the morning or come up Saturday morning or drive up friday night when I'll get there to be like maybe the show might be over But any other time I haven't seen for a while. I'm about doing man. You don't come out that much. I'm about do dog It's tough To go on the road every week raise a family Be a husband workout

You know, you have me that's but you know the thing about is I actually I chill out on because I used to see you guys a lot More often and then like I'm like, man, you know, I want to let my boys get some material You know, I don't want to be seeing them every like to see the next week afterwards. You know what I mean? I like when people I get embarrassed when my friends come I get embarrassed how they feel about my material and shit. Sometimes I go off sometimes, you know Whatever just be good singing. I'll see you Saturday night the whole town. Maybe I'll see you walking around after the fights I'm excited. I haven't been to a fight in a while. So I'm very excited about going this week. This is going to be good I want I'm a big fan of uh Gilbert's I like Gilbert as a human being, you know, I like

I don't know Robbie law or Fidel personally. I don't know to give them a walking You know, I don't really know a lot of people but I'm excited Lee's gonna come Yeah, Lee hooked up. He's gonna drive out on Friday night like a soldier You know, what are you gonna do here? Lee nothing No, I'm excited Maybe we'll do a little edible run out there through Friday and Saturday in Vegas So up to the south point that that's nothing more for december because I do want to come see you

So because you have me rolling man. I mean the one is one used to do about the cat No, no, no, I'm around a new year's eve. I'm doing at the ice house right in your neighborhood eight o'clock Okay, new year's eve eight o'clock. You gotta everybody done. Boom. You're on your way home Fucking jumping up and down. You can practice refereeing in your living room. Right, right? You know, fuck it. Yeah, I'm running out of the ice house New year's eve. Lee's gonna be there with a tuxedo. I'm gonna get him a nice tux Yeah, you know, greg and lynn send you a robe. I gotta go pick it up the long Oh, that's nice. Thank you send your robe. Finally. I want to take pictures of you with the fucking robe on with gel in your hair

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