Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #236 - Joey Diaz, David Foley and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: December 4, 2014

David Foley, Owner of Iron Dragon TV and Ultraflix joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio. This podcast is brought to you by: Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout. Nature Box. Visit Naturebox.com and use promo code Joey for a free trial box Meundies.com Go to meundies.com/joey for 20% off. Iron Dragon TV. A New Roku channel with all the best martial arts films. Use Code words joey or church for two free rentals. Recorded live on 12/03/2014.Music:Rage Against The Machine - Guerilla RadioBiggie Smalls - Big Poppa

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favorites use code word joey to get two free rentals. You bad mother fuckers. December 3rd, Santa Barbara's birthday tonight. Oh shit. Don't wiggly with your little brown sweater on little throwing heat and shit. You fucking savage. What's going on baby? I couldn't wear this for a while. If you're going to Vegas you got to shave the neck. I don't want them to think I'm hanging out with fucking werewolf's nephew. You know what I'm saying? With Wolfie's nephew and shit. Shave the neck so you look sharp. Get some mousse tonight on the way home. I have no hair to put mousse in. He said this every night. Listen if you put mousse on your hair the fucking hair will grow.

No it doesn't. It's the psychology of the fucking movement Lisa yet. It's the psychology of the move. The hair follicles open up and ooh what's that flavor? Let's go out and see some sunlight. You put some mousse on your hair. You start walking around. It's like fucking putting fertilizer on grass. You know what I'm saying? The sun will hit it. By fucking next year you'll be looking like Chris Cornell. You'll have like a hairdo and Wolfie beard and shit. I wish. What'd you do today? I went and saw Iron Dragon TV's new studio which is amazing or not new studio. It's an office building. I had lunch with Paula and I ate cactus which is really weird. What'd you eat cactus? Her mom. Her mom pickles it. Oh Jesus fucking Christ. She's the type of Mexicans of

these people. The real deal Mexicans. She buys cactus and pickles it. Did you take the thorns on? No they didn't have the thorns in it. You just ate the cactus. I had one piece of it. And you didn't hallucinate or nothing? No. Why are you eating cactus? What is wrong with you? Last night you texted me because you got a headache. What am I going to do? Oh my God. So last night I went to two comedy shows with Joey. On the way down I'm texting for like two seconds or when I get in the car just to say I'm going to be gone for a while and I've seen he's texting right now. I've seen you text. I tell you I'm texting and you go why are you texting her? Because she has a headache. I'm saying goodbye. What the fuck headache?

What is a headache? The tacos still need to be made. The tacos need to be made but fucking headache. You got no time for this shit. And Paula's the slip is put a hot towel in your head and you're back to fucking work on the lake. And then you got mad at me because I was hanging up pictures at my house. Who hangs up pictures? Who doesn't? When she comes over you say honey let me ask you something. Since you're here all the time where would you like these pictures? And next and next thing you know she's getting a hammer and a fucking ruler. And there you are like a doctor sitting there. Let her hang the fucking pictures. She's the one that's got to sit there. Right or wrong? What kind of pictures did you hang?

Movie posters? A couple movie posters. I have a Boston wall with all the sports teams and stuff. Very nice. I like it. I don't know but I did you hang a picture for her? Do you consider it anything about her like gone with the wind or the fucking or Alana Del Rey with a pussy open. Nothing. No. I have that one. That's a good one. Right above the bed. Did you paint that wall green? You filthy cocksucker. Look at you. You go to the gym tonight. I didn't. Today was a day off unfortunately. All right. That's what you're supposed to do. Even on the seventh day you gotta rest. You got those muscles to contract. You're fucking everything. I know but after fricking these

podcasts I go home and eat my entire house. That's because you're a fucking gov. So do you. No I don't. I go pick a little bit. I eat like I drink coffee Lee. It's a cheat. I go home I eat raspberries fresh and I drink coffee. You had more of the raspberries on Monday. I don't go home and eat 18 fucking rice patties. 92 granola bars. You know what the fuck. What comes out of your ass? It doesn't smell granola bar. No it can't smell good. That granola. It doesn't smell good. You farted next to me last night. I had to walk away. It was tremendous though outside. We had a good time listening. You have to have a good time. Dave Foley. How are you? What the fuck guy? You're sitting there like a deaf mute talking.

How you doing today? I'm good to have you in the house here. Dave Foley's a president nanotech. Yeah. Who bring us 20,000 fucking things. Yeah. Most importantly. Iron dragon TV and ultraflix which is amazing. I was lucky enough to go down to their offices today and we had your buddy on who now because I'm high and biking out his name. What's his name? The screen box guy? Reconella. Talking about the future of TV and watching what you want. Iron dragon TV is a small part of ultraflix. I'll let you explain it because it's your thing but it's going to be what everyone wants. Where you pay for the channels you want when you want it and it's not going to be 150 a month. Again I'm seeing more and more shit about cable going down

the tubes online. What's going on? Yeah. What's happened is that with the growth of the internet and the ability to deliver high speed internet to everyone's home you can now hook up a box to your TV or the newest generation of TVs or all smart TVs. You can hook the TV straight up to the internet and you no longer are going to be tied to a cable service or satellite service where you've got to pay $150. I'm going to get HBO. Yeah and 90% of that you're never going to watch. My TV stays on ESPN. That's basically it and what you're very nice and brought me a Roku which Iron Dragon TV is on and has the ESPN app so I'm fine. Yeah and what you're seeing is all of the providers have realized that what's happening is people are watching Netflix. Netflix is 30%

of the internet traffic now. Are you seeing the entire internet traffic? The entire internet traffic. People want to be able to just go and pick what they want when they want it. They don't want to wait for something to roll by recording the DVR. Hope you got it. You know the ball game went late you get half your show. What people want is they say okay I want to watch whatever show it is. I want to watch two three episodes right now. Give it to me. That's how television's going. Everyone's moving to a complete Alucard system so you've got all the channels are now going to be their own individual little apps whether it's on your smart TV or your Roku or your iPhone your Android. Everyone's going to a complete on-demand system and that was the cool thing

about about going to see your offices today like you showed me you're creating apps for not only Iron Dragon TV but also for UltraFlix and it's going to stream 4k quality on your tablet. That's right we're we're streaming 4k right now to your television and we're coming out next week with a release that's going to run on your tablet run on your phone because a lot of the new phones now can do 4k a lot of the tablets can do 4k so it's kind of the new standard. So explain what 4k is to people because a lot of people know everyone knows HD right and what that basically is is when you see 1080 it's talking about the resolutions 1920 by 1080 it's the amount of pixels on the television or it's the it's the ratio. It's the resolution so that the number of pixels on the screen and

HD has been around for a while and when HD came out we went basically double the resolution twice as many pixels and better color and what's happened is in the last year 4k has become the new standard and what 4k is it's double the resolution horizontally and vertically so you have four times as much imagery on the same screen but you also have more colors and that's really important because what happens is you have an image on the screen if you have more color depth then things look richer they look more vibrant you look more a lot of the the biggest thing that I get from people when they see 4k for the first time is they say it looks 3d without glasses. It looks better than real life honestly to like when I when I came over and watched today was

beyond amazing. That's right. It uh what made you start with uh with uh martial arts movies? Well I've been a big fan for a long time my brother runs a dojo and so been a big fan of martial arts for years and we started talking a couple years ago and we said well you know we should really look into what are we going to do as this kind of market shifts from the way it is now to the new era and one of the things we talked about was doing a martial arts channel. That's it. What was I watching today like Tai Chi Hero? Tai Chi's year? Yeah yeah. It was like 300 but in but in with like martial arts like Asian people it was amazing like blood was flying everywhere like that must that kind of stuff must look amazing. Oh it just it looks incredible and you know

they're shooting a ton of new martial arts movies right now but we're also expanding. So for the last couple of years in anticipation of launching Iron Dragon we started sponsoring UFC fighters and so we started reaching out because we figured when we come to start launching the channel we're going to reach out to people like you guys who have a lot of connection with a lot of the MMA crowd. We started sponsoring the fighters and you know we've got Tim Kennedy, Michael McDonald, WSOF champ Dave Huckabuzz on our roster you know we've got a lot of these guys that we sponsor and those fans of those fighters are going to want to come to the channel and so not only do we have right now we have you know modern martial arts movies we've got the classics

but we're adding a bunch of stuff we're starting to work with the on it folks and we're putting something in their training videos. I saw that. I saw that. Yeah so we're going to give all the on it stuff for free on the channel so you can go up and watch any of the on it videos the informational videos for free so you don't have to load up your computer and go to YouTube to look at the on it videos you can do it right on your television now with Iron Dragon. Now before you tapped into this market of martial arts where was the martial arts community basically because it disappeared in my eyes it did but I lost it really was you know it was relegated to DVDs and just you know going on Amazon and finding somebody that had a DVD and buying it

but it's not like it was 15-20 years ago where they had releases in the States. That's right. It's only like Jackie Chan or the other young man who's the other Donnie N. No the other one that good looking one that's on the Expendables. Oh let me look at them. Jet Lee. Jet Lee you know if it's jet Lee he gets American distribution and they're American companies anyway and if it's Jackie Chan Chan that's right but Jackie Chan also shoots a bunch of movies abroad. That's right and they did like 19. There's 1911 the little big soldier I mean they're shooting a lot of movies in China and they're shooting a lot of movies in Korea and they're good movies. I mean this is quality stuff not only visually but the effects are amazing and they're doing a lot of

the wire work and you know those crazy spinning scenes that used to be kind of neat and they'd have one or two of them now they're just going psycho with this stuff and it's amazing. I remember when that scene hit I was just coming here from Cuba and getting my feet wet and you know like everybody else I was a confused six-year-old and I'm watching this fucking Green Hornet guy you know on Sunday nights you watch this Green Hornet and this little Chinese guy was a butler and then he put a mask on he started fucking motherfuckers up and then he disappeared and then you know he came back his fist to fury this this Chinese guy and and then all these movies started popping up you know five fingers at that one-armed swordsman the Chinese family that you know all

these little movies and I used to go see them in between the Bruce Lee's and in those releases there was always a movie theater that had a Bruce Lee movie playing at 11 o'clock so you always had all reliable but if something new came out you at least went to see the new stuff and somewhere sunny Chiba is where I lost my mother died you know I think society kind of dropped out for a while too because if you look at the the 70s were just awesome that was it that was like you said every every weekend there was something new coming and the 80s weren't bad either they they tailed off them they tailed off in the in the mid 80s that's right about 85 and and I think what's happened is that the UFC has done an amazing marketing job getting people back into martial

arts and giving it kind of a more of a common name and you're seeing a lot of dojos pop up you're seeing a lot of kids doing martial arts again I think it's had a real resurgence in the last decade and so what's happened is that you know you've now got this popularity back you've got an audience once again so they're starting to make movies again you know it's funny that the fighters who go to those old movies they probably pick up little moves they were doing sharper weirder type stuff I haven't watched any the last movie I watched that I really enjoyed it was a jet lee movie like he took it back to old school martial arts there was one movie where people told me you have to watch this I've heard you have conversations about I forget the name of the movie he's a

they fuck him up and the black guys in it I think that's the one I watched a couple of his movies Jackie Chan I've seen whatever's popular in the States I've never seen any of his work we try you know it's funny is that the some of the movies he's done are actually really funny so like Little Big Soldier it's it's a comedy I mean it's got martial arts and it's got you know kind of Chinese Revolutionary War stuff but it's a funny movie he's hysterical in that I did a film years ago 18 fingers of death I played the caterer in the movie and every once in a while people look at me go and I go I know the longest yard might have no go 18 fingers of death and I fucking look at them like you wackadoo because no it's on showtime it's on showtime they'll run it for

three months I've never gotten a dime what studio produced I have no fucking idea I gotta call it three in the afternoon to go to have no the stars I was at the comedy store that night I went down there was a hundred hours a day to shoot the movie it was just yeah I went in there one afternoon on a high in 06 what was that who's the Chinese guy in the movie Shane Aaron Koji Abe no the star Shane Aaron has the first one really this is a Chinese guy that Dennis Lou something he's the one that produced the movie or he's the one I read for James Lou James directed it I was real excited to be in one I didn't know it was more of a comedy type yeah John Mcblight when we spoke I enjoyed there's a market for it a couple weeks ago I was home it was

Friday night you know Shark Tank was on my wife and I were talking and about 9 30 she pulled the I'm fucking tired card and usually I go all the way up to 329 on Friday nights that's VH1 classics they usually have so many is the same or the who from Wembley they have something always and this particular night my finger kept scrolling and somewhere boom I saw five fingers of death that was the original originally I saw that in the drive in theater I saw that the Clifton 3 which is non-existent and that's where the kid studies and his hand gets read and when he gets pissed off he would hit you with the hand and you'd fucking die and shit but it was mind-boggling every kid wanted to have the iron palm technique we all went into Chinatown and bought the bean bags

with the chin chin juice and you hit the fucking thing a certain way you hope that it would get read but just I watched it I taped it and it was on L Ray what's his name channel the fucking dude who did Sin City what's his name Alex Mardi Gras whatever his fucking name is what's going on with you tonight you're supposed to be on point you gave me a freaking 3rd quarter of Chibichu what three quarters I gave you a half of a Chibichu Rodriguez oh Robert Rodriguez has a station a network called L Ray and this one night he had five fingers of death so I started scrolling how interesting and then he comes in between and he answers questions and I taped it then the next week the mechanic was on with Charles Bronson I taped that the original yeah the original

one then I kept watching to see what was upcoming and he had a bunch of classic kung fu and I'm like this is coming back and boom three days later Dave contacts me and I'm reading about this and I go holy shit this is coming back it's official yeah and there's a market for it and kids are gonna you know it's like everything else it goes and it comes in this country you know whatever's hot you know all you gotta do is go on there do the whatever the fuck it is 99 cents get you two free and just look at the genre that I was on the webpage and I was pretty much blown away you've got a lot of stuff on there so there you're adding like you said 30 titles a month yeah so I actually brought you guys a list but you know if you look this is this is what we have live now and this is coming

up in January and we've got another 200 titles going on in January now why not porn it's as easy just to start these for people to whack off well that's why I love about it you there's there's plenty of porn available but there's there's only a limited access to the to the martial arts stuff and you can't get the the nice quality stuff one of the things that we're doing is we're going back and remastering these films we came over today and one of the things that we do is we have film scanners that can actually scan this in 4k digital and so we take the old 35 millimeter prints we scan them into a brand new master at the highest resolution you can do we also do it in hdr so if you look in your phone when you take pictures you can turn on hdr which does that kind of high

range of color we're doing that with the film so we're actually taking nine pictures of every frame of film and building out this really high resolution image to start with we then go in and do the color correction we do all the the the fixing of any blemishes scratches in the film and we come out with a print that looks brand new it looks like you would have saw it in the theater right as it came out now what was your history when we went out to dinner that night you told me a story that was just fucking blown away like i was just sitting there yeah so a student yeah i i i actually uh i grew up in main and went to school in boston when i moved to boston in 83 and two weeks in in boston i was looking for a job to help pay for school and i got an internship at the Celtics office

and so i was in there and i'm handing out flyers to the to the press and and just doing odd jobs and whatever and this is you know 83 there's no real computers anywhere personal computers don't really exist that much the pc had just come out and so i was kicking around the office and i'd done a lot of programming on pcs and so i convinced these guys hey you need computers to do this you know they're doing the stats by hand you got six guys sitting at the scoring table every game one guy's doing tally marks for the free throws another guy's doing shots another guy's doing rebounds after the game these guys have to sit there and tally all this stuff up type it up on a typewriter print it out and then send it on a mimeograph to the league office and i said this is

crazy there's this thing called a spreadsheet you can have one guy type this into a computer boom you're done you print it out five minutes later you're done so for the next seven years i worked at the boston garden for the Celtics doing all their it all their computers at the same time i picked up a job at bcn do you remember w bcn of course yeah they used to be a great rock channel yeah it was classic rock station so i had uh i developed this little box that you plug into your pc and you type in and it would speak and this is based on one of the old texas instruments chips way back when it was very crude but it was you know it was pretty serious right it's this is what you could do in the 80s like war games if you remember that movie they had the talking computer

oh yeah you know do you want to play a game you know really crude stuff so i had i'm at the garden the sports guy who was doing coverage for w bcn would come in and one of my jobs was before the game i was sitting at the press gate handing out the the stat sheets and everything from the night to all the media and this guy comes in and i said i pulled him aside i said hey tank who do i talk to to get an interview at your radio station i have a really great idea so he gives me the phone number or the program director so i call this guy up and instead of talking to him i have the computer talk to him and he's just he's digging it right this is this is early eighties people don't do this crazy stuff so he he says what are you doing tomorrow morning i said nothing i

just got class at ten he's like can you be at the studio at five absolutely bring your computer with you he sets me up and they they have a morning show there that's sort of like a howard stern type show it's called charles lachodair and the big mattress they sent me down next to billy west and you know billy west is one of the funniest guys you ever meet he was he's a comedian he did voices for ren and stimpy he uh he he filled in that stern's show for a while after jackie left anyways he was there he's a comedian local comedian in boston and they sent me down next to him and he just starts writing out jokes hands me a sheet of paper just type this so i just type blindly whatever and we have this computer like doing crank phone calls calling people up going

this is the irs uo eight million dollars right waking people up in the middle of the morning with this talking computer i was on the air the next day it was just crazy it was a really just like wow you know a neat intro into and i really got into radio and music at that point and i started working the morning show started working sunday nights producing a new music show started djing doing a lot of gigs there in boston so i kind of had the dream two jobs in the in the world in boston right yeah worked for the celtics worked for bcn and that helped put through me through college so i was there from 83 to 90 wow yeah and then uh while i was in college i wrote a little program that sped up computers back in those days hard drives were really slow and a buddy of mine

and i had built this program that made them really fast and we got a call from ash and tate who had a program called debase a big database program and we sold it to them and that gave me the freedom to do whatever i wanted and so all my college buddies had already moved out california to the bay area because that's where all the computer companies were all the you know the high tech was happening and so in 90 i pulled up and just moved out to california and i got out there and picked up a job at bank of america and it was just just boring itself it's doing a trading software and it's just like this is not what i want to do and i got a call from a buddy of mine who was working on a game for sega on the sega genesis he's like we need your help so i was like absolutely i'm in told the bank

thanks here's my two weeks i'm out of here started writing video games and so did the spider man versus king pin and then that went really well so started doing more and more games and did a bunch of games for the sega genesis and super nintendo through the 90s and happened to be in san francisco right when the whole internet was kicking off and multimedia and we actually built this really cool thing that was way too before its time but we built something that was called the sega channel and what this was was you took your sega genesis up put your cable tv cable into your sega genesis and it would download games over the cable tv system you invented the internet essentially no no no no no this is before the internet but what we did was we gave you the ability to download games

using the cable tv system how would that work you took the wire from your wall okay you ran it into your genesis we made a little adapter and you ran that out to your cable tv box so we just and then we just had a channel there's a special channel oh on the cable system that would send games down to your game console that's amazing so it it was really fun to do but you know it was way before its time and nobody really got it they were like well no you put a cartridge in it's like no no you don't you hit the menu and it'll download so we we we kicked around doing that for a while did a bunch of games on the sega genesis in the super nintendo and during that time you could develop a game you could do three or four months with four or five guys you could do a game and

you know these these systems if you remember i mean it was pretty shitty graphics and you didn't have a lot of memory the game cartridges that the games came on that was less than a floppy worth of storage so you didn't have a lot of room for anything so your music was pretty low quality music your graphics were very small but the games are always so fun oh yeah well you had to make them fun because you couldn't they didn't look good they didn't sound good so you only your only choice is to make them really fun to play i'm sorry my mom never let me have video games so i my first one was i got a ps1 when the ps2 came out i was so far behind well the the ps1 was what got me out of the video game business in the home console market because what happened is

we were kicking out three to four games a year and it would cost us about a hundred grand to produce a game and so of those four games we did a year say one just got dropped none of the publishers would ship it two of them you'd ship but they didn't do very well you'd break even make a little money one of them did well you made some good money you made that's where you made your profit so it was kind of like you know we were talking about earlier but where you you take ten calls and maybe you get two two callbacks that's what we were doing with games right you make four of them and one of them would make you money and then the playstation came out and the whole world changed so at that time there was a ton of little shops like we had we had like 18 people in my shop and you were

cranking out four games a year and there's a lot of those shops around the bay area a lot of people little independent studios making video games playstation comes out you got much better graphics you've got this powerful cpu and you've got a cd player so now you're going from 512k to save everything to 650 megabytes so now you got to have an art team you got to have 12 people do an art for a year and our first playstation game we spent a million dollars developing it so we went from a hundred grand to a million in development costs and it got killed at beta so we never even shipped it yeah so it was like okay we're done it got to move on to something else because the risk was too high and what you saw was a huge consolidation in the video game

business at that point and all the studios got swallowed up either people like me went on to another market or they got swallowed up by electronic arts or division yeah and you know and now it's a it's a battle of the big games you'll get the games now they spend more than they spend on a movie developing a video game and they take longer to do it's basically sometimes some of them have movies within them like that one of those halos they had multiple movies with them yeah that's just it and and it's it's just as complex as scripting a movie but then it's even more because they can't just build a set you can't have a couple of guys with a hammer build a set you got to have 12 artists do all this stuff in 3d have you ever got called in for a video game

joey a couple times really do you ever do one or one i got a couple callbacks for it was going to be a whole month of shooting every mobster in towns down there every wannabe russian everybody i never heard nothing else i get calls once a year here and there but no not as much as i should what do actors think of that like like that woman who does those progressive commercials must be a trillionaire but when you went when you go to be an actor you're probably like oh i want to be a movie star i could i would imagine she was about to pack her bags that's the word on the street harry's friends are she was about to move when she got the call for that you know what you're here in town you're trying to make it people advise you can solve these things where's the fucking

do i hear you now guy oh yeah the rising where's the rising guy but he made six million so it's what he did with the money and the invest he tried to reinvent himself he lost the glasses and got an act that because i read something about him when i got here mcdonald's had two guys one of them was a comedian they killed it for a year they would do every mcdonald commercial and they did mcdonald's on the road or some shit you don't know when you come out here you come out here to act and all of a sudden you're going in for progressive commercial what does she shoot two of those a fucking month yeah two of those a month there's always a new one yeah and they air and they're all cable so she's making a great living you know they're airing on and on and on

yeah you listen you come out here if i got called in right now for what's the big video game tour of duty call a duty call a duty and they give you eight minutes in there and your main character whatever the fuck and all of a sudden you go from eight to 22 you did 16 episodes what do you give a fuck you know it's it's work right your insurance is covered my for me acting is like one of the things i do it's one of the things i do i love when i do it i'm about to shoot a movie i worked on it today with them i'm about to shoot a movie next week all next week friday thursday and it's good i got a week off from everything else for a week i don't have to worry about stand down i just go in there and i act so but i can't imagine people who just act i couldn't even imagine

that's a hard fucking gig that's why it's great what david did i i'm good with computers i i know how to work them i'm i'm very good with like like with this roku i won't with the directions i can just figure out how to use it i've never been good at and i don't never really try it but programming and that's so cool that you could go from video games to i don't even know what the next step was but well it programming's really it's it's all the same right you're just you're just it's a set of instructions telling a piece of electronics what to do and once once you have the the basic idea of doing it it's you know if you were crafting clay pots and then all of a sudden someone gives you some other material to work with and you know it's going to be the same kind of skill set you

understand the you know the motions it's just you move on to the next the next chip the next piece of hardware so where did you go after you sign on to the video so we moved moved out of the home market into the arcade market so this is the mid 90s like 96 and at the time the arcade machines were still better than the home machines what arcade games do you work on well so my first game one of the things that i looked at was all right you're coming into a market and all the arcade guys midway Atari all them are making a new computer for every arcade machine they're building a brand new piece of electronics and at the time the pc market was just becoming powerful enough where you could do a game on a pc that was better than an arcade machine

and so i it was actually it was very funny the guy that i wrote the the the speed-up program with back in the 80s he called me up 95 he's like i spent my money you know the money we got he's like i spent it all we got to go back to work i said well we're doing video games he's like all right i'm on it he moves out to san francisco we sit down we we formulate a plan and what we decided to do was build a platform instead of having to build a new computer every time you build an arcade game is build a platform where you could use all the programming tools all the graphics tools on a pc as opposed to having to develop that stuff from scratch and went down to texas to id software and met with those guys and get the license to quake and we took quake we

made a great game we made an arcade version of quake and it was sit down big projector screen controls in the arms of the chair and then we linked eight of them together and so you had a arcade game with eight seat deathmatch whoa and then what we did was we sold that to sega gameworks and then we connected all the gameworks so gameworks in ontario mills down in dallas up in seattle all linked together so you sat down and deathmatch was 64 other people in the arcade and so that was our first arcade game i love that game and we had in order to do that we had to do a bunch of stuff on the pc at the time it was windows 98 windows 98 was not meant to be just shut off by pulling the plug right you did that and then you booted up and you had this safe mode

and i think bitched and all that so we built all these tools that would prevent all that and made it an embedded system and we built i o cards and video card drivers so that you could actually have this stuff and intel was very excited about this so we got a call from intel they were just down the street and they had me go out and tour for a year speaking at the video game conventions talking about you should put intel inside your arcade machines and so we started building all these arcade PCs and we landed contracts so like Atari we landed a contract with Atari and with midway they started building all of their games based on my computer as opposed to building their own hardware right yeah i mean how much time would that save them save them a lot of time and a lot

of money because they didn't have to develop everything from scratch that's crazy i love our kids yeah i was like my hope because i never had one as a kid so i every time i went to the mall well and that that that is what bred my next project so and this was uh 98 and i had just i sold that company to a company that was spun off from 3dfx which at the time was the big 3d chip and we had this idea to take all the old classic games and put them in one cabinet and so we went to we sent a guy over to japan to capcom and he got the license for all the old classics so you know street fighter street fighter two bomber man all these games and then he went to taito and then he went to gelco and all these japanese guys who were these things were just

sitting in the shelf collecting dust they had written them off years ago and so we said give us a license for these games and we built the machine put them all in one machine and so we built this machine called the ultracade and the ultracade started out with eight games and then it had 16 and then it had 32 and by the time we were done eight years later that machine shipped with 85 titles and you could put 256 classic games in it and it had every classic arcade game in it i yeah one of my last offices had one of those yeah it was amazing yeah it was a really popular machine we had it in sky mall for several years and it was in uh it was in uh cosco you could buy him at cosco and we were we were i was out there a month ago and went by the break room at cosco

and saw one of them it's like hey there it is do you play a lot of games i used to i used to play a lot of games lately i i haven't had that much time but uh well you're away from it now yeah right when you're in the business you got to play fucking games yeah yeah a ton of games and see what the competitor has and what's new and yeah i've never been a game guy i was telling my wife about games the other day like uh the longest lasting game i could play was battleship battleship was the fucking shit you know monopoly once i bought the blue i've never finished a game of monopoly me neither never finished a game of a full game it always ends people get pissed off people walk away and it was i never really dug computer i don't know what it was i would go to get weed

a drug dealer houses and i would see how they'd act with those fucking games oh they yeah they would just play you fucking guys kidding me and then the coke dealer i had i go there all hours of the night they'd be 20 people yelling screaming and and i didn't understand i'd sit there and watch and i go wow this is uh and madden i'd never played a fucking game guys i don't know what you motherfuckers are talking about pcs and arcades and well it was it was interesting because when i was when i was in junior high school i remember playing an arcade machine called phoenix and i played it for hours and hours and the the town i was a real small town and so they only had four machines there they had a dragons lair which was like you know state-of-the-art at the time

was a laser disc cartoon game and you just had to make a decision and then here it is 20 years later i owned the rights to phoenix to put on the ultracade and we did the 25th anniversary edition of dragons lair so we got the license for it and we re-released it and we did dragons lair dragons lair 2 and space ace all in one cabinet and in the best part about doing the re-releases we added a feature where you put a second quarter in and we'd give you hints we tell you press up now oh wow so what it's kind of like is a lot of people younger people are are big into vinyl now they love going and seeing the retro stuff it's it's kind of the same thing when and especially when people my age and when older older people go they want to play the games that they had as a

kid they don't want to play the new crazy games at the arcade now i played miss pac-man i like yeah yeah and i like the one with the the missiles that came out and you have to shoot the shit missile command those are the ones that are in all the laundry mats right yeah when you go to laundry man a robust agent so as a comic i'd be on the road and i have a three hour wait and i get like a dollar and quarters and play miss pac-man but so the arcades are the ones that you sit down to that's right and two people could play and that's right i know a thousand people who have those things yeah my friend had one of his house and his uh and his bedroom like in his office he had one of them i played miss pac-man the whole fucking time but he bought it offline so it would like shut off

by itself after like 45 minutes you know really cool off at 25 fucking minutes of some shit that's right well those old those old those old machines that the circuits inside were these boards that were this big and now we've replaced it with a little board that's this big and runs all the games on that one board it's amazing do you think it's ever gonna happen i i know is a playstation is trying it where you can stream video games yeah so there's actually there's a really neat thing that nvidia is doing where you play the game but the game is being played on a server in the cloud and all it's doing is delivering the video from the game to your screen uh so there's no memory no memory you don't need you don't need an xbox you don't need a expensive player you just need

something that can handle the streaming and that's coming that's that stuff's coming real quick that's so cool yeah it's i've played with some prototypes of it because we did a we did a 4k streaming box with nvidia last year and so we've seen some of that stuff that they're working on and it's it's it'll be in the market coming up in in the first quarter this year you'll see it at ces this year and it's amazing i mean you you can play what would be a super high-end computer on your tv that the graphics are that good without having a console that's crazy when i when i went to your office today you had a uh a 4k film scanner yeah and we were you were talking about how a few years ago a lot everyone was 3d crazy everyone wanted a 3d tv and it kind

of fizzled out essentially and you were saying how you had to buy on 4k before this happened it's kind of crazy like because a lot of people made mistakes on hd dvds instead of blu ray or that's right or something a lot of people lost a lot of money developing 3d stuff too and and it was a gamble but you know two years ago we saw at the consumer electronic show we saw the 4k tv's done they weren't prototypes they were done they were working and we said this is where the market's going to go and so we invested in we bought two of those film scanner we had the first we were the first company to get two of those film scanners in and we've been just scanning like madmen we've got one down here we've got one up in san francisco

and we just haven't gone 24 seven just scanning film and one of the things that we do is that we're not when you were scanning in hd you were just doing it you could scan pretty fast scanners didn't take that long to scan because all they were doing was taking an image of each frame and then stapling it together into a movie and for so people know there's thousands of frames in a movie because it's like 24 frames a second so times that by 60 times over a million hours yeah and so we actually take nine pictures of every frame of film and what we do is we flash it with different brightnesses of red green and blue light and then a couple flashes of white light and that gives us this really high dynamic range like hdr on your phone when you take a picture if

you set it to hdr you notice it takes a little bit longer to take the picture because what it's doing is it's taking multiple pictures at different color depths to give you this kind of more vibrant image and we're doing that because right now you can do 4k at 10 bit color but next year you've got Dolby coming out with this new color space that's going to make it even brighter and even more vibrant and so we're kind of scanning them once keeping them on our servers so that next year we can go back and deliver an even better version of the film and then you were saying that you have because what you're doing is you're not going back and and just copying a dvd which isn't that great a quality you're going back and finding the film versions of them that's right so whenever

we can we try and get the inner negative if we can't get that we'll take a print we can scan either of those and we're scanning it with a brand the sensor inside of there scans down to three nanometers so it will actually give you 4k image off of a 35 millimeter print who else is doing this right now there's there's so you've got you've got uh netflix has got about 20 hours they've got the house of cards they've got uh one season of breaking bad and a few other things but nothing else and uh amazon's got a few things and it's interesting because the the big studios you know we're working with the big studios to try and get them on board but everyone get bit by 3d so everyone's kind of well let's see what happens this christmas with the tv's while we're just like

no no it's here it's coming give us the film we'll we'll invest the money we'll we'll pay for the scan we'll pay for the color correction let's put it in and you said 10,004 k tv's were told last weekend we we had 10,000 new registrations just from samsung yeah 10,000 samsung yeah i mean they're predicting a million tv's this christmas season in 4k and these kung fu classics will be ready for those tv's yeah so we we've already got about 30 of these films in 4k in the new ultra high def and we're doing more and more and what we've done with iron dragon is because it that process takes a while we got a lot of these original masters in in digi beta format so the kind of the old you know pre dvd format and if it's if it's bad quality or you know low quality

stuff that's not up to par we'll put it on the channel we'll put it up there for free so you can watch it watch it for free excuse me as we get the films in we get them scanned we get them cleaned up color corrected and brought up into this new resolution then we'll replace it on the channel put those up for you know 99 cents to a couple dollars depending on the film and and deliver them in this super high quality and lisa a couple of them today and it's just stunning you know it's amazing going back and everyone's seen an older film print when it gets all discolored and there's scratches everywhere seeing that for the some of the free stuff and then going to the new 4k it's just uh what do you say to people who because the tv's can be a little bit

expensive but like what do you say people like ah hg's good enough like it because if you hadn't seen it 4k before well you know the funny thing is we get that a lot and it's like you know just go over to best buy and take a look because there's a difference a lot of people you know uh this can't be that much better you know and and there's there's people to say well if you read the specs at eight feet you can't tell the difference now you go look because you can you can tell the difference at eight feet yeah you know but i mean if you sit here and year after year you get presented with something and they tell you it's going to be the next big thing you know uh we both have white hair we've seen everything the hypo this that you know the zoon

yeah and it's like at times a consumer has to go well let's get with this shot and let's see if it fucking catches on yeah i'm happy with my hd well that's that's the beauty with a lot of our channels too is that we deliver them in hd if you just have an hd thing's are fucking rough you know and if i have to keep up with my apple phone my fucking tv's every year you know dvd oh no no dvds don't work fucking throw them away you gotta own the blu-ray you gotta send them to some chinese guy and he's gonna print them it just gets you know again that's what we're talking about how uh the consumer's always you're at home waiting to get fucked you're like what's the next you're gonna drop i just want to buy a fucking tv and get movies that's it i don't

want to leave the house what do i do okay so now you have roku my wife lives on this shit that's right my wife lives on fucking roku you guys are pushing roku rake canella another buddy of ours gets on the podcast and he's like throw your fucking cable tv away i still haven't caught on i still don't know what the fuck i watch what my wife is doing and it gets complicated if she's not in the room i tell her take turn it off turn it off because i don't know what the fuck's going on i gotta press t three button he invited me to dinner last week so i went to his house first the first thing his wife said to me is he gets so pissed off on the roku's left on the tv because he can't switch it back i gotta fucking press 19 buttons and i'm in mars somewhere and i can't

watch my channel i want to see what the weather is so that's why i just get confused the next time i come down i'll bring a i'll bring a logitech remote with me for you you can just program one button back to cable make a button that says back to roku we'll set that up for you yeah this is all confusing to me you know i'm confused right you have netflix you have pool it's this you got that now it's a matter of what you're used to too you know we grew up in the era where you just you go through the numbers and you look for the channel and you know my son's nine and and he he he he drives a roku like it's nobody's business he doesn't cable tv or satellite tv he's foreign to him because he's grown up with i want to watch this episode of this show now there you go he doesn't know what

it's like to wait up on december 19th wait for you know santa claus it's coming to town eight o'clock on cbs and if you don't stay up that night boom another year before that show is coming by again no no he wants this show now there you go that's that's how people are going to watch tv i think the real thing holding it up is live sports like not be able to watch that so i when like all these television deals expire i like i would hope roku or something will go to them and be like listen don't put it on live tv anymore but you you can get a lot of that stuff on broadcast tv now so you right you know so you don't have to have cable service you can just put up a aerial you know the aerial antennas are digital now everything's broadcast in hd you can get most of

the football games just by watching your local sports right mbc abc cbs whichever now my big problem is i got a fucking problem here this is my whole problem with all these big problems i got a problem okay i love the u of c i love the u of c but if i'm working on a saturday night and the fight happens and i don't watch it live i don't watch it i'm one of those guys i just don't watch it i just don't watch it's already happened the sopranos comes on at six o'clock california time nine o'clock east i'm just using the sopranos if i could figure out a way to get that fucking five well why watch it with with the sopranos or or any of the serials that you you can watch any episode anytime you want you don't follow what i'm saying to you

that's the last one we got two episodes left in sun's anarchy last night was one of them episode is at seven i want to watch the episode at seven what do i do then well the way it's going to work is let's say sun's anarchy comes out on a tuesday night right all they're going to do is they're going to make it available tuesday at 12 o'clock one a.m you can watch any time of the day you want just go get it that that's what's happening with like house of cards orange so that night that night boom it's ready midnight you can pick it up anytime you want paula and i are big fans of house of cards it comes out in like february or march we're already playing that whole weekend and they released it on a friday friday so now all week and we're just

going to watch the entire season the part where that kind of fucks them up is is that they don't have a whole season to draw the fans out like if everybody watches everything in the first two days then there's nothing new coming out that's where the issue is but like they could start releasing it that way that's right but they can they can just make it available and then you don't have to wait for it to roll by now netflix produces house of cards that's right yes they shoot it in house house of cards yeah they fuck it just shoot 90 fucking episodes like tv's doing they shoot 99 episodes these deals now that's what they're doing this 1099 if they work at 10 episodes you shoot like anger management that was what came out like you shoot 89 fucking episodes you know

quick yeah three fucking years yeah they're gonna knock it right off they're gonna knock it right off you know and then you're on to something else the actors can move on everybody can move on it's a lot of work you know but but that's also kind of cool where like they spoke who has a youtube channel so maybe then if they're done watching that season of something they can go on to youtube and watch this podcast all the stuff that's on youtube so i guess you might not need as much programming because that there's so much online amateur programs now well not only that but you you're gonna get the the access to the back catalogs yeah you know you're gonna have hbo go you're not going to be required pretty soon to have a cable subscription you're just gonna be able to pay hbo

directly and give them 10 bucks and say give me your catalog right no it's uh it's amazing to it's like it's a new uh like frontier kind of like what we're doing with podcast and what you're what you've chosen to do with ultra flicks it's just you don't know if it's gonna work but you're hoping you're putting your eggs in the basket so in two years what are we gonna have guys break it down for me you're gonna have a tv in two years i go home 11 o'clock at night i turn on what news do i get do i get i don't i don't have no more direct you you choose you say i want to listen to sky news i want to listen to cnbc i want to listen to headline news you just go click on whatever icon you want boom you have your menu of all the news stories for the day you can say i want to

look at sports news i want to look at international news am i getting a at the minute that second okay so i want to get home at 10 to 11 and watch my local news i witness news well they have over the air like abc cbs uh fox but a lot of them have apps now right you can just pick it up right so you can either just pick it up on the app or your tv will still have access to like the basic cable or networks these mother fucks i could watch tv on my phone yeah yeah and that's a cool watch the news on my phone that's right i mean we're coming out with iran dragon tv on your phone and tablet next month so boom i finished watching the news at 11 o'clock 11 30 i want to watch a kung fu movie yep i smoke a fucking dube and i turn my phone on and i go to iran dragon tv slash

joey and i get two fucking movies and i watch six hours entertainment on my iphone there you go sitting there in my room and the cool thing is because you smoke so many joints you're probably going from your bedroom or the couch outside the smoke you can follow you don't want you don't want pause you're right into this middle of this fight we even set it up so you can be watching on your tv pause the movie get on the plane get in check in your hotel room pull out your phone and watch the red pickup right where you left off on your phone what about on the plane a lot if you're flying virgin or jet blue they have wi-fi on the plane why all of them have wi-fi right i just flew back to boston united there's no there is no wi-fi there's one of those big tv's that fall out of the

ceiling that's it i was on the right brother's plane my wife signs me up i go in boom absolutely but it but any of them with wi-fi you'll be able to watch iran dragon on the plane so when i go on my plane i get on the computer boom i go to fucking google whatever the fuck it is i pay him four nine nine for three hours i go to iran dragon tv dot com and i'm streaming right there streaming the movie that you guys have that's right in my fucking retarded why haven't i been doing this lee what the fuck do you do lee lee do me a favor you got a lollipop for your uncle joey what you got flavor you want i need not just get just get the whole bag when the whole lollipop went the fuck my blood sugar's down cocksucker look at lee looking

smooth tonight with his little brown sweater on you get that on the sale too no i had this one when i moved out but i had to stop wearing it because when i raised my arm was to see my stomach you like that you missed that no looking good lee you're not motherfucking i'm trying when you're gonna join the you're gonna do the age run you should do the age run i can't run more than i even even after all this time at the elliptical walkward this shit this might put you right over the top you can walk you can run yeah you can run it jog it half run it and they train you you go up to pasadena my friend's doing what am i going to pasadena you go like in the morning 11 o'clock and you go around to the usc track and they run you then you come to a guy like me or david you'll

listen to the ten cents for every mile i'm gonna walk and you walk 10 miles we'll give you a dollar mile you you take you wouldn't give me shit you say like fuck you fuck you and your aides run i wouldn't say fuck those eight people what i'd say to you is fucking you know yes you would no i would not i'd give you the ten dollars you should have the ten miles he'd give you a rice cake and say on your way fucking leaves already have it no oh yeah i understand all this i just uh i'm very scared i'm an old man well it it's a big change i mean if you if you look at what happened a decade ago people were used to television you went home on a thursday night to see your show right if you were

watching friends you you got home and then the tivo came out and the tivo changed how we watch television right now all of a sudden you don't have to rush home on thursday night you just go i like this show i like this show i like this show when you get home it's recorded for you can watch it and we're at another change in how people watch television no longer do you have to set your tivo and wait for it to come by now you just go on and say i want this show this episode right now give it to me and you know netflix has done an amazing job kind of bringing that style of watching television to the market and everyone's following suit now does anyone even still use netflix's dvd option or do they completely they completely kill their own now what about what about the

fucking flapper what's going to happen to the clapper those people from boston that have the six channels at once what what's a clapper what's the fucking commercial you could tape six shows at once they're all from boston oh the hopper the hopper yeah well i don't fucking i mean that apparently i i and i don't know anything uh specifically but doesn't the hopper make you record like the four major networks she are only having two like i've heard that it's not that great and there won't be there won't be any need for any of these companies anymore yeah or or they're gonna have i think probably what they'll have to do is let you start buying channel call a card yeah it's it's going to go a la carte it's going to it's going to become

i want this this and this here's four bucks three bucks seven bucks you know pick and choose you're out 30 bucks for the month that's how it's going to be you're just the the the the cable companies are going to become internet providers and they're going to they're going to what you're going to see is that your cable box is going to just be built into the television and you're just going to pick and choose ala carte they're they're they're not going to be able to sustain the 150 bucks a month because people are just saying i don't need this right and i don't know if you know anything and i don't if you can't say anything that's fine is apple gonna is apple doing a tv well they have an apple tv box well i know that but i've always heard rumors of them doing like

an actual physical television that's that's the that's the word but we haven't seen anything and we we actually were holding our breath when they had their last big meeting because we thought they're going to announce 4k tv and they didn't they announced the watch oh that sucks no it doesn't suck we were happy because now we we've got a whole nother year without apple even in the market oh because you think their tv's are going to have their own proper like well everything with apple you have to jump on their bandwagon you have to give them a third cut you know the big air is nice you know they they take a third right off the top so you make a buck you're taking home 66 cents they got 33 in their pocket and the government takes the other half and they're you and your

fucking friend that's right i got five cents for donnie yee and five cents for me let me ask you something donnie yee how come i was looking through your day by mistake lisa you have bruce lee on there i was looking for i didn't see any we're working on bruce lee so bruce lee is held by the major studios really yeah no run run chow no they they so they they hold those rights to that library which studio paramount paramount owns a lot of it and then the the the bruce lee family trust owns a lot of that stuff and they're very particular about licensing it so we're actually doing some tests with a couple of those films to try and show them what we're going to do because you kind of have to prove to them that you're going to treat their baby well and so i think in in the next year

we'll have some of those big bruce lee films on the channel it's just a matter of they're not as easy to get as some of the other stuff no chuck norris same same thing same fucking thing they back i was looking for like uh because i thought i'd throw some of that in but i went looking i'm like no chuck norris either yeah so the guys were black that early yeah some of those bigger names they're held up because they know those are gems you know they they know those are those are gold so wouldn't you want a fucking hdm well yeah well not hdm but 4k yeah and and that's what we're doing is we're doing some tests to show them what we can do with their properties and say look let us have a go at this because this is what we're going to give you but you know the studios

the analogy is you know we're we're out of silicon valley we're like a speed boat you know we turn on a dime the studios are like an ocean liner they don't do anything drop of the hat they think about it they have a committee they go to a meeting some guy says some other thing you know you gotta have 20 meetings to get some of these big studios to even talk to you and the cool thing is is a lot of the stuff now people only seeing like the mainstream what's that what's out there everyone sees the same stuff with by seeing some of the old stuff that it came from by the time you do get bruce lee or any of the big ones because you could see those anywhere the some of the stuff that you have is hard to find yeah yeah and it's interesting because basically these guys all are kind of taking

the wait and see attitude you know yeah you guys are excited about 4k but we got burned on 3d so we're kind of going to hold back make sure that the market really sells a lot of these 4k TVs and then we'll jump in and you know what's happened is that what happened to the music industry when itunes came out and they really took over digital distribution and the music companies you know they were fighting tooth and nail they're not let it go that way the the major studios are still not really embracing the digital era so they're still hanging on to their models you know give us a million dollar minimum guarantee up front you know promise to buy 250 000 Blu-rays you know sell it as a as a single licensed view they're kind of stuck in this you know

2000 mentality of selling media and they've really not embraced the digital market yet and so it's it's it's kind of education and convincing that this is the future and this is where you need to be sort of like advertising for podcasts and even what's going on with podcasts podcasts are selling but it's still a hard sell yeah people don't really know how to handle them people are really they're still touching them with like you know cotton gloves very sensitively you know but a podcast is a new thing i could see but it's it's it's changing i mean i i really think you know for i've been i've listened to joe's podcast i've listened to you guys i've listened to burt's podcast listened to corolla's podcast and you know no agenda i'm a big fan of those guys

and i really think that's changing how radio is being delivered you know if you look at the old days of radio stations and talk radio i really think that's what podcasts have taken over and i think what's going to happen is the next few years you're going to have all of your new vehicles are going to have internet built into the car when that happens and that becomes the norm boom podcasts are at radio dead radio you might as well kiss your radio stations goodbye because if i can get in the car and i can go on my screen and i can go boop boop church what's happening now let's see who's been on oh look at that herb dean boom i want to listen to it in my car radio you're never going to dial a radio station up again you're going to have your list of your favorite podcasts on your

car radio you know i can't believe that in sorts this is radio i mean this is the the bastard cousin to radio absolutely in all my dreams i like the music radio or i like the informative radio i didn't like chitichata with music that always bothered me i always tended to go to a station that played six songs in a row right and when they went to commercial i knew to go to wbls a black station just to see what the fuck was going on there i never dreamt of this because my friend george who at the time was on heroin he would listen to sports radio tonight and when that ran out he would listen to just fucking people arguing and i would go and then go what the fuck is wrong with you what the fuck is wrong with you now we're not on here arguing we're having

a conversation with whatever genre we're having we're not really informative though no we're not really informative no but i disagree i mean i i love i love listening to the the different people come in i love it too i love it too i love i love the freedom we have i love that we could go any i love that it's not on monday from eight to nine you know i love that it's nothing is made in stone everything we play a podcast could be 20 minutes i know people do 35 minute podcasts or it could be four hours i did that he's in that three hours how do you we got to get the fuck out of it right because i don't see myself listen to three hours but there's so many different things available now when i was a kid you had wplj you had the pix and one other one now i could

listen to eight different things if i want that's right i got something different every fucking day bill burr on monday us on tuesday rogan on wednesday you know rogan wednesday night you know corolla thursday when i fucked abroad that lives in sherman oaks it's a longer drive so there's always something so i really but i never thought in all my years i'd be involved in this yeah because i had no appreciation of it it wasn't till i called lee two weeks ago and said to watch already already on stern talking about heroin that i've even seen how it started so i never really knew what was going on so when people contact us and say we're getting better at what we're doing i had to go measure to see what the fuck they were talking about because i have no idea

i don't know a starting point on any point well if you if you look at stern and his success his format is exactly what podcasts like this are he would just get on the air and just talk to somebody interesting with no holes barred and he wouldn't he wouldn't stop at the 15s and run the commercial he'd go until he was done with that topic and then he'd say okay let's break for a commercial and then he'd do another 45 minutes you know and people really liked that format people like the informality of it the the the intimacy of it you know you're there and you're you're learning something and people are talking real you know it's not a you know you you're you're comedian you you're used to going in you know the old days you'd go into radio station and they

they'd try and set you up right what's your what's your what's your punchline right give me your punchline all right he's gonna be at the comedy center blah blah blah the worst it's it's it's so disingenuous and it kills me it destroys a guy like me because when you get there like right three of your jokes it's like watching comics on least yeah every time i watch comics on least it's the only time of the day i want to stab myself right in the fucking forehead it is the worst platform for a comedian i have ever seen in my life it is so and it it didn't sell tickets i mean if you look at it now you look you look at the success all you guys have had you know the desk squad guys getting to know the comedians in a real way that's what sells the tickets right these

podcasts sell tickets much better than doing a friday morning you know zig and zaggy's radio bit you know go go to their comedy store tonight you know it's that that isn't real so people don't they don't buy it you know people they listen to a podcast and they they learn to like somebody you learn you like a Duncan or you like an Ari and then you when you see them come to town boom you're gonna go see him i like the podcast because i could put what i was about what i'm about this is what nothing was worse for me than doing the longest yard and seeing people walk out of the show or getting off the stage and people that were talking to me before the show were not talking to me anymore and you know i didn't give a fuck at the day at the end of the day but i did

give a fuck because it felt like i was misinterpreting people misinterpreting myself with the lonesome oh he's one of adam sam's buddies oh he's fat his pants will fall he'll fall on the floor i'm out there talking about eating pussy and having a threesome with some chicken miami and my dick wouldn't get hard and i could just see them like oh what the fuck this cuts that off that's right this lets the people know i always knew i had a chance if we had this type of forum i always knew i had more of a chance because it let people know the backbone the backstory i mean you take it to the next level and that's what i think people appreciate more you know i think that that's what we're doing more with podcasts we're on a flight one day and rogan looked him and he goes

do you have any idea what we're doing we're opening ourselves up to people which is good and bad depending how you look at it i enjoy it yeah you know i have a real problem with this cosby thing but for me i don't have a problem with what cosby did people are human they're fucking horned devils and they do creepy shit i snorted abroad when i was a kid when i was a kid and if i go to your house i'd have to go to the bathroom i'd look behind the door if your wife would have a bra i'd sniff it my dick would get hard i wouldn't even wipe off i didn't have hair on my dick my little dick would just get hard and i'd get dizzy and then i'd go in the living room and every time i went to your house i sniffed the bra so i understand whether this to be a fucking

nutty person what bothers me about this cosby thing is people's reaction you got taken bitch but if you got taken by cosby think how many people are taking you for a fucking ride because we're gullible as americans we're very gullible and we want to believe like i told lee the other night i told lee was going to see cosby and i didn't want to sound like negative sally so i didn't beat up on cosby i just said what are you going down there for and i never understood like just put on the album that's the same thing and i told lee a couple days ago i go i never liked him that show here on mbc yeah i wasn't around for that i was my head was somewhere else i watched three or four episodes years later i liked lisa bonnet i

never thought much of him but when i shut off to bill cosby was when i heard his distrust of dirty comedy right and him telling my black people i seen his treatment one time in veil colorado the comedy festival i was an open mic i saw him do some horrible things not rape nobody i just saw how he treated people right he treated people uh black comics weird and i just didn't like him i could kill a fuck if he fucking died or got hit by a car to be strictly honest with you so when this came up was i happy no i wasn't happy but i'm sad that people got taken some people are really hurt by this some people are very hurt by this but i look at it all every i i work with these people i see them you know it's like somebody said you're right com i go just because somebody's good at

something don't mean they're a good person didn't he say something yeah he left me said last night but it's i think it's what's happening with uh sports people is as a kid when you see these people you're like you look up to them and you think they're supposed to be better like everyone thinks tom cruise is amazing or like that that level of stardom and when they turn out not to be that like that's it's not even bill cosby it's bill cosby the the doctor on the cosby show that no one wants to believe did that and with podcasts you probably never have a walk out anymore i would imagine you can't you can't hide your true self these these podcasts are two three hours and you guys are doing them a couple days a week brogan's doing three a week carola's doing four

a week and it's uh you you can't hide who you are when you're doing that day in and day out yeah and it's it's i was just thinking how crazy it was like people don't really have conversations anymore and a podcast is really at its best when it's a conversation a podcast when i tap into a conversation and i'm a taking it's a good podcast yeah sometimes i put a podcast that we did on a plane and we're laughing and i'm not taking when we're having a conversation that's when i'm in it's like being at the barbershop and people are talking and you're just not talking you're not talking it's a beautiful feeling sometimes and you're agreeing or disagreeing in your mind and it's opening up your mind while you're listening and and some people wouldn't have the chance we had

rudy sarzo a few weeks ago when you were a kid if you knew rudy sarzo was going to be on something you'd want to listen and i would i would never have had the chance to meet those kinds of people or even hear them hear their opinions on things and it's it's a it's a great new well an example that i told joey about was you guys had bruce buffer on and bruce buffers known as this you know the guy that comes out and does the big intro he's a deep guy and you you sit down with him and you learn all this stuff about him you go that's really interesting i want to go read his book you know i tend to get guests that i get something from when i sat across from you at the chinese restaurant i got something from you you inspired me you lost money you know you lost the house you

got a downsize but you kept going and you took chances and that's why you're on the show and that's why i love doing business with you because your story is not you you did this and all of a sudden you got a boat and you had bitches and freaks were stuck in your dick and you know no you lost money you lost your ass you took a chance with that one fucking video game one sold three one of this shit who eats a million dollars not the fucking guys you do that's right so and then you had to start all over again now you're on movies after all this you know but then again we have a dear friend ray canella that he believes the same thing he worked at the sci-fi network and he said he was looking at what his kids were watching yeah and they were watching on demand

this is what i want to watch right now and he kept going to sci-fi and they kept saying fuck you you don't know what they're talking about i want to really know what numbers televisions get because it's like anything else guys you know you open up jerry uh what is his fucking name is lee's deli lee's deli opens up he sells great sandwiches great price all of a sudden the fucking subway sandwiches moves up the fucking corner and you know that there's people that whether they pay seven dollars or five dollars they're gonna go but they don't care if they're eating shit that's right they don't care that's why dominoes pizza i can never eat two pizzas for five dollars because i know i'm eating shit that's right i'm eating this fucking flour that they

invested in bulgaria you know you're gonna shit blood you know and enzymes those little moving white things are in your shit when you flush they make little bubble noises as you flush the toilet save me how you love me so i know that people do that now rouse the supermarket chain it starts making the sandwiches they make a fucking good sandwich or rouse i know you do yeah in the deli all the time they fucking pack meat on that motherfucker like it's the fourth of july cuz they got you know they sell code cuts there also so now guess what lee was making money now the subway is there he's still making money lee but he's working a little harder that's right and now with fucking rouse now he's breaking even and none of those three fucking morons are making

money then to top it off you know uh did you get a a flatbread you know everybody's eating flatbread so now who wants a fucking sandwich isn't a flatbread a pizza yeah it's a fucking pizza what the fuck it's a fucking pizza what what is all this thing with flam sitting at a restaurant what is a flatbread and finally this is a it's a fucking pill why'd you say pizza on a fucking stick that's whatever the fuck it is like a right cracker that's it looks like pizza on a fucking right cracker or some shit but it's oh you know nobody's making money who the fuck is watching tv i have 700 fucking channels let's say five of them a 50 of them at the order point i have 650 channels fox sports fox sports one i fc uh sundance who's watching all these fucking

shows no my kid has six channels nick and night nick tune nick midgets nick retard you got nick fucking nick you got six fucking nick channels right so i'm gonna make a picture of that nick retarders so who's well i mean so now people are going i know when i'm home at night with my wife if i'm home after she puts mercy to bed we have a 10-minute conversation and i know my wife i know she wants me out of that fucking living room and i'm very content we're going in the bedroom and putting youtube on and watching 15 music videos in fact by the third one i feel like a fucking loser i'm like my life is dying look at me i'm watching rock and roll videos or whatever but i'd rather do that my wife will go to roku on netflix and watching old series or breaking bad

and i'm breaking what's he watching now the one about the dead people shooting dead people i am walking dead walking dead you know so so who the fuck is watching tv what are the real numbers the real numbers are horrible horrible horrible and you look at things like headline news the reason headline news is no longer headline news is they were down in like 150 000 people an hour range they were getting nothing it was just disappearing nobody's watching the broadcast stuff anymore it's it's the the the market has spoken and it's just that you know the cable operators are trying to catch up they're doing anything they can to hang on to people now like friends how many viewers was friends getting a week they were getting a million dollars each in episode

do i get a million viewers couple three million oh they're more than that they were probably getting 20 million is there any show today that's getting 20 million views no not even close it's too fragmented they were scoring a 12 among adults 18 to 49 which is 25 million a week there you go oh and that says big bang theory he's doing 20 million a week but that's it that's one show what's you know i bet you look at the top 10 i wonder what sons of anarchy is doing five through 10 are doing a million or less i bet because who the fuck is watching 600 channels nobody that's what i don't understand who the hell is watching them not me you don't have enough time to watch them all no all these shows who

could watch all these fucking shows every night they got 22 channels dedicated to housewives housewives of this housewives of that who the fuck watches that shit then you go on bet they got reality show for black it's fucking mind boggling they they got like four million wow so that's like a top show right now four million compared to 20 so there you're fucking having people there you have it it's doomed it's over you might as well get on this fucking watch the roku's watch kung fu movies you watch horror shows or ray canella which ray canella charge he's got some scared thing it's like 199 or something parental that's what people don't really it's only three bucks a month actually three bucks a month that's what watch unlimited but then you could

buy just buy rentals but an issue you're gonna have is especially with uh um older cry like my i got my mama roku last year for hanukkah and i told her i was canceling cable and she's like oh am i gonna have to take over the roku account i was like what do you what do you mean she's like oh well now that you're not doing cable they might have to pay for that and i was like no no no you're gonna keep using netflix and amazon and it just it's people need to get educated on it right no it's a change in in how we view television and it's going to take some time but it's where we're going it's going to be on demand it's going to be our card you're going to sit down you're going to go i like this i like this i like this i like horror movies here ray here's my three bucks a month

give me some horror movies i like kung fu movies here you go here's 99 cents i want to watch saturday matinee you know you're going to pick and choose what you want you know if you look at the success of the music business when they got it down to where it was 49 cents 99 cents or 599 for an album people didn't care to pirate anymore because it was value right the the the big thing you're looking at is people aren't afraid to pay something if it's worth it as long as it's reasonable you go i want that song 99 cents i can own that song forever that's fair but when it was you know pay us nine dollars ten dollars that's not right you know people are going to go well i'll download it but you you make it so that it's a fair value you get something

back the you go you know i'll pay you the the big thing that louis ck did now joe's done with his specials and and people have done five dollars i'll give you five dollars that's a fair price to watch your comedy special sure five bucks two right that's right you get to keep it exactly and that was the crazy that was really crazy watching and say what you want about his specials even if you're not a fan of louis ck his one thing decided the price on online video web specials if anyone charges eight bucks ten bucks like well no that's five and and comedy central had to go okay i guess it's five right and to compete but but it's a fair price you look at that and you go that's fair it's it's we were talking as a as a comic i always want people call a long time well if you do this

we could charge 28 dollars a ticket you can make this we're gonna keep it at 20 when i see a fucking service charge it burns me up whatever we do they we do for five hours we always do payloads five hours because i know somebody doesn't want to go to itunes and spend 899 itunes works for a lot of people it's like you could either go to starbucks or go to 7-11 you get the same brazilian fucking bolt i can't i can't tell you how good the brazilian bolt is when it's fresh at 7-11 you can't go in at night because those fucking they're doing a night work is it all the 7-11 there's one guy he's empty in his car oil in that box fucking one guy by me that is a prick he doesn't speak english he just speaks arabic all night he has his buddies in there with long

beads plotting when you fucking come in i'm telling you i know for a fact they're plotting they're on the phone and shit and there's the other one who like was cleaning the driveway one night and we almost slept he's not with the weird i like yeah alibaba and then his buddies the two buddies but they got a mexican chick maria i usually walk to work when i walk the baby and she walks in front of me and we talk they're nice people but you gotta be careful the nighttime ones affect that one where we went the other night yeah last night where we stopped i always stopped yeah that dude drives me fucking nuts because he don't speak english in fucking uh where was i where what portland or again i wanted to get rolling papers and i went through a 7-11 whatever the fuck they have

whatever it's called i went in there and i asked the guy for some rolling papers guys he didn't know and i'm like rolling papers fucking portland rolling papers i ended up bought a blunt from him i bought a blunt because i didn't want to wait no more the next day there was a black lady there was cooler she said where's that little motherfucker i can't speak english because oh please don't say they called everything they called him everything but jesus christ yesterday she goes they people with rolling shit at him he spoke no english he spoke not a word he didn't know what rolling papers were so i you know i don't give a fuck everybody's gotta work for a living i'm not here to bust all buddies both let me give some how do we start talking about that

i don't know li why you bothering me for because you eat those edibles then you give me lollipops i love this thing laun rozenkir i love you cocksucker hang in there mike lavin keith brown frank nielsen sunshore or john shore whatever dk proud philip sunzoo nathan hempley i don't think that's your real name what's his name what's his name john shore i didn't know if it was an s you know i didn't know if it was sun shore you never know what these fucking people you got double checks sometimes i get stoned i write their name should happen is lee what do you got planned for the week i'm going to vegas oh that's right and we've taken edibles i don't want to hear no crying in vegas we're going deep and go under the rock and shit

that christmas money you were saving to take it to the dumpling palace it's coming to vegas with you we're running deep cocksucker okay i signed you up for a blackjack tournament i'll be so fun sure but you didn't do that yes i did you know why because i'm thinking of activities for you saturday morning when i wake up to see talking laugh for breakfast who's better than us i love talking there then you decide if you want to fucking stay or go if you want to stay we'll get your room for another night you hang out you smoke some big reefer you gotta bring gel you gotta bring gel to vegas you gotta walk around the casino if you uh if you get bored you let me know i'll send you over we have an office in vegas we just developed some new slot machines over there what okay i'm

i'm ready to go yeah those computer slots they're fucking tricky they're the ones that fuck yeah you gotta go to those old school ones arena where you can always pick up 800 before you leave did you ever develop anything gaming wise any slot machines yeah so i developed a bunch of machines starting 2004 we started developing different slot machines different game card games yeah is that do they sell for a lot because you know the casinos are just gonna rake in millions on well the the the key is to they do sell for a lot so a typical slot machines about 18 to 20 thousand wow but the the trick is you don't sell them you build a game that's really good and then you lease it so you know wheel of fortune uh-huh i gt doesn't sell that machine if you want to

wheel of fortune in your casino you give them 15 grand and you give them 30 percent of every dollar it comes in that machine oh my god so they're making money hand over fist in that machine and they're there you gotta kick it back to i gt that's crazy we can they just put those there's charity like you can't borrow these for a few months no but it's just crazy thinking about how cost a lot of money man yeah you want to make money so on a month what is a casino make on a on a machine like that one machine per month i have to look the numbers but i know that uh like a typical table game will make about a million dollars a year holy shit yeah they're stealing from us that's a lot of well you look at a slot machine slot machines the worst game in in the in

the whole place i never understood what people sit there i like it because i'm boring the slot the slot machine it's all social dynamics right you you you pop off a win somewhere around the player and they go i have a chance to win but those machines on your best day you're gonna put a dollar in you're gonna get 98 cents back but on average you're gonna put a dollar and you're gonna get 85 cents back or lose it like i lose it but well but i'm just saying if you play over time yeah if you play for a month straight you're gonna put in a thousand dollars you're gonna get 850 back wow they didn't build all those big buildings by giving out money i know i know and then uh but you play like poker ones which i kind of understand i like those the ones i don't

understand are the ones we have to match and looking at the screen you i don't know if i won play bet max bet max because if you don't bet max your odds go even worse what but i know you bet max but how does anybody know if you want you're just taking their word for it like there's 18 000 lines and they're just doing it and they're like okay the display is there just to appease you i know it's like what is even happening so you're just like okay i guess i won that one i'm just not patient enough for blackjack i get if i start losing i start betting too much and it's terrible the big thing i saw in 60 minutes was that in connecticut they put those electronic machines for gambling and people get more addicted oh yeah it was more addicting than just playing the regular

fucking slot machines and stuff because of the lights and explosives it became like uh and how fast they can get yeah how fast they can boom boom boom women were losing their fucking houses up there you can burn a hundred dollars in two minutes two fucking minutes so it's it you know it's prone con thank god i don't i could give a fuck about those flying lights i always know that the house don't get you know you're gonna leave with some i love these people go to vegas if i beat them for a 50 whatever whatever you're gonna pay somewhere whether they're running a fucking charity there somewhere they're gonna get you on the way home you're gonna get a flat right coming out of the casinos and of course you're 780 so you you made 70 for the fucking weekend how you how you like me

now cocksucker and they charge so much for the rooms and the resort fees well they get you even if they comp you they charge you for the resort fee which is do they really yeah they get you somewhere there's always a fucking buy the tax and they give you two free drinks and a free thing to the fucking museum but i don't get listen i don't want the two free drinks no i'm gonna go and i'm gonna go to the museum either what's that bell there was cars beeping oh i thought like that i thought lurch was at the fucking door you never know cocksucker that's it let's do one for me lee you're not saying nothing tonight you're all quiet no i'm not it was well if you guys ever have a chance to go see joey on stage

we were i was it was at the comedy store and one guy said ew it's like one of the things you said or aw or something like that and it was about like probably the funniest like six minutes of my life i had a torture and i usually don't say nothing people but i've had it i've had it with fake fucking guys like when i go to the east coast i tell them right off the bat if somebody else i'm getting you thrown out this is the east coast you guys all suck dick and you ate ass with fucking hair on it and you went to the beach don't ill me one time this guy caught me on a bad fucking night last night at the comedy store and i didn't tear into him because he's two you know and they said ill because he was probably sitting next to a girl to impress her that's right that's what they usually

do that shit for to be cute it drives a guy like me nuts because i know when that girl's not there you're jerking off on your computer fucking fingers and you're fucking with sticky fingers you're going back and not even wiping the fucking thing and your mother's on the thing looking up a the map for the church yeah it's the truth it's the truth those are the same guys you know all last week you were online fuck rapist fuck Bill Coyne and i'm looking at these guys saying this okay did you see i put fuck rapist oh there's a fuck yeah you know fuck guys who hit women let me tell you something there's not a guy i don't know that's looked at his wife at one time and said i could kill her could i get away with it not one guy and women are the same too they'll

fucking hit you in the head with a fucking bottle you know what the fuck knows what are we talking about the only way you make me eat those chiba juice i don't know we're going deep next week for the four with the jews i'm starting on the 16th we're going eight days you gotta go get a menorah how many candles eight there you go eight fucking days we gotta get a menorah okay okay okay chiba a chiba chiba menorah the little one 70 milligrams like tonight nobody gets their feelings hurt nobody's feelings are hurt all right now how did you end up with kung fu movies not because your brother's dojo you're a fan obviously yeah i was a fan growing up we watched that stuff just like you did and and so we uh we we got approached by janelle smith at ion dragon productions who was

working on some stuff and we sat down we said it's time we need to reach out she had some contacts with crash media and wellgo and my brother's got some contacts we're actually going to have a bunch of the california amateur stuff coming up so we're going to have a bunch of kickboxing and a bunch of tie events on the channel as well and but it was you know we've been thinking about it for about four years and things just kind of came around where we had the contacts we had the ability to scan the films and so we said well let's let's put the channel out and it's it's been great we've gotten a lot of good feedback and you know it brings back memories like you said you know you as a kid you went out and you saw it at the you know it was

it was the two dollar matinee show and you know it's it's fun to see that stuff again and you know just the crazy dialogue and you know just the the the funny story lines it's it's just it's just to see them talk off color like just to see them talk off key like the lips are moving but the lips are really going the other way all that used to make me laugh when you see the string and the old martial art ones oh yeah yeah you know I'll see the ropes there was one movie where the guy took a treasure chest and threw it up a mountain and he jumped up on the mountain he caught it on top of the mountain shit like that that the movie did it you were giggling your ass off but it's entertainment it's just regular entertainment for two or three hours this

iron dragon tv is a great fucking idea that's why when we spoke I said it's it's it's it's with what's going on with the little that I know I know it's a tremendous idea because there's a million stones that are sick of watching what the fuck they watch they put out when they put on a martial arts movie like a studio martial art film now I see right through him anymore right the worst thing is when the guy's doing martial arts and he's not good at it they're doing different angle cuts to try to hide it you can't hide it you can't fucking hide what's the guy with that it took his daughter he's 68 and he's throwing little kicks and taking taking you know even Charles Bronson god bless his soul they got to a point there and and death wish

three where they would just watch him start to run and they would go to the bandits and they see Charles Bronson tackle him and there was a dummy with a fucking wig on and shit you know you just can't how fucking old can you be you know what's the point of this situation anyway I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about here no but the cool thing is is that iron dragon tv is part of ultra flicks so even if like someone's like oh I don't know if I want martial arts you guys have some really cool sports some a lot of nature stuff yeah we've got documentaries we just have some really cool concerts they have a bunch of cool concerts yeah we just signed 50 concerts we've got the who quadrophenia we've got rolling stones zizi top got a bunch of great concerts

coming on this month how much of it is 4k all everything on ultra flicks is 4k all those concerts are 4k that was amazing you know yeah they're a couple cool concerts you show me the some bears today you're like all that no yes we did we signed 35 i max films so all those you know those the space films the pilot films all that stuff it's all in 4k that's crazy I have a weird question you know those curved TVs like uh-huh does that do anything what is the what is the benefit of the curve TV it's a preference thing I mean just to be a jack off yeah it's it's something different okay so just to be a jack off I'm kind of techie but I was like I don't know what the curve would do well for one thing it actually distorts the image on the corner you think but you know but

like the the quake game we use curved mirrors to wrap it around you okay but curve screen is unless you're getting an 80 inch you know but in a normal situation I don't think it's going to add anything it's really a personal preference if you like it okay it's been an education man I don't know dick about this but I enjoy this kind of talk because it makes me seem fucking intelligent like I know what the fuck I'm talking about it but my wife loved the stuff you sent her yeah all the channel she goes there's a lot of stuff on there we could watch for the baby a lot of kids yeah I sent you all that stuff for the baby too that's where it's going I guess that's where it's going especially for the children I mean like I said my son doesn't know regular TV we never gave him so the DVD is

going to be obsolete it's dead dead that's it we're adding we're adding a feature in January called digital walkers and all that is is sometimes you see on the blue rays now it says ultra violent so you'll be able to buy a movie and then watch it on any device whenever you want so we'll charge you you know 20 bucks you own the movie forever you can watch it on your handheld on your computer on your TV wherever you want and there's no box no no box no no DVD it's just digital in the cloud I mean you see how many kids at the Cuban restaurant had like the phones with playing a show it's just like it's that's where it's going that's good for kids you would need it especially I'm getting old let me give a shout out to the sponsors let's start off with my main man Dave Foley

irondragontv.com or what's the other one iron dragon dot tv whatever the fuck you want to go I don't want to confuse nobody irondragontv.com like I said you want to chill back do a couple bungs you want to bang the little chinese delivery girl that comes over and press it tell you got iron dragon tv sit down bitch we're going deep tonight open up that little uh whatever the little mooshu pork you get some hensho soy son it was that hoisin sauce fucking delicious and you sit down you watch the assassins you watch the thieves you can watch Jackie Chan there's a fucking ton of stuff on there that I couldn't even I knew some of it some of it I didn't know what the fuck they were saying but it's interesting stop man so give it a shot what's the price Lee well there's different prices

it's $3.99 $4.99 for different rentals right yeah and a lot of them are $1.99 and under and a lot of them are $0.49 wow and then there's some free ones but use the code joey on the more expensive ones yeah you get two free rentals with joey there you go look at the lead being the juke I'm fucking iron dragon tv you gotta be okay you last last episode you told them how to make uh weed brownies in this episode I'm being at you all right I ain't mad at nobody as usual me on these dot com you know what the beauty with me on these is they deliver them right to your fucking door it's the holidays cut this shit they got beautiful men's briefs they got these fucking hot thongs did you see the thongs they have yeah you ever see a bro with those fucking thongs on like I wish they have that under

the dress the sun shines through and you see them walking and you see that little muffler and you look at that down and you're fucking thinking your mind what's that thong tastes like hopefully it's got those little crinkle corners because she sweat a little bit you know what I'm saying it's got that little but anyway go to me on these dot com you know why free motherfucking shipping to Canada and the motherfucking United States me on these are they are fantastic their material they pulled the sweat out for the nut sack they keep everything fresh your ass holds fresh you don't sweat in them they they hold tight to your legs these guys got the boxer cut they got how many other cuts they gotta leave what the fuck you're supposed to write this shit down you're

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witness where you find the back of the club mac and holds my cruise behind me mad question asking blood passing music lasting but i just can't quit because one of these omnis think he got the creep sleep with keep the epic secret why not why blow up my spot because we both got hot now check it i got more mac than kraken in the bed believe me sweetie i got enough to feed the need no need to be greedy i got mad friends with benzy see notes by the layers true fucking players jump in the rover and come over tell your friends jump in the gm3 i got the chronic by the trees i love it when you pull me pick up throw your hands in the air and use a true player to the honeys getting money playing niggas like fromy's uh

you gotta come up in your ways please don't shoot up the place because i'll see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby uh baby uh straight up honey really i'm asking most of these niggas think they be macgin but they be acting who they are tracking with that line what's your name what's your sign soon as he buy that wine i just creep up from behind and ask you what your interests are who you be with things to make you smile with numbers to dial you're gonna be here for a while i'm gonna call my crew you go call your crew we carry on they fool at the bar around too plans to leave though the keys the little seeds pull the truck up front and roll up the next block so we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly a t-bone steak cheese eggs and what's just great

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i love it when you pull me pick up you gotta come up in your ways please don't shoot up the place cuz i see some ladies tonight they should be having my baby baby you