Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #254 - George From MMA Junkie, Joey Diaz, and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: February 5, 2015

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Go to iron dragon TV comm and use code word Joey to get two free rentals Oh shit Break out the ecstasy tell your mother to get the fuck out of the house Get the lollipops. We're going deep tonight motherfucker the church what's happening now Wednesday February 4th the day the devil was buried at sea he's right here getting bits left in the room Here you go a black fucking vampire movie. What that's how we roll motherfuckers Are you kidding me or what slinging dick and giving out popsicles, let's do this shit. I Would never have guessed that you would come up with that song. This is bad motherfucking jam

This is one of the greatest openings in the top 10 openings in the movie when sent whatever name is Tracy lords takes a good-looking dude to the fucking the dude from Sons of Anarchy to the fucking He got blown up that dude before you start telling me. No, he's not that's a dude from Sons of Anarchy He was in season three or two or one Fucking blunt guy that used to go to Marie ETC over there. Okay. She takes him to the dance and the vampires fucking They turn into Donald Logan's in the scene getting his dick sucked right at the club You see the chick sucking his dick He's sitting next to another one and all of a sudden she comes in with the guy and the guys dancing with these hot chicks

And these Asians jumping up and down They're all dancing to rave and all of a sudden the force it's open up and blood starts coming out And everybody's aware of the fucking pipes in the ceiling. Oh shit. It's like a meat plant Upstairs where they kill cows and stuff, but that's where they drain the blood probably who the fuck knows but it's tremendous And the fact that you haven't seen it really fucking infuriates me why cuz you're into all that shit dragons All your young kids are into dragons and demons and black vampires and shit People coming back from the fucking dead. You're saying What's a I never understood that people sitting at home every fucking Sunday watching the show

But people coming back from the dead and everybody wants to be in the apocalypse and people going down to the show and dressing up Like Zombo's and walking around get together. Go eat your wife's pussy. We You don't believe in in dressing up like a zombie. Yeah, yeah, I do it every fucking weekend. That's me That's what I do. I want to dress up like a zombie and walk around like get the fuck out of here I go watch a whatever Romero movie and get their full effect. That's what dawn of the dead No, those movies. How long how long did you dress up for Halloween until what age Mike? I did it for like a year and a half Fuck you. I just put on a hat what trick-and-treat bitch

I swear to God, I'm not into that shit. I wasn't into dress up People dressing up like fucking we call those people on the weekends They dress up like Vikings and have fairs and shit. Oh, they stab each other with rubber swords. Really? Yeah, you know They get into that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can't when I quit this career That's what I'm gonna get into fighting people every fucking weekend rubber swords and make them believe I'm an English boy You're speaking with a fuck the back. You haven't been to Comic Con yet. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I go every fucking year and walk around The fuck out of here that guy with Comic Con. I got shit to do on people to see it I'm gonna go down there take a picture with the partridge family. That's what I want to fucking do

What's up with you Tarzan? I'm feeling pretty high. I'm doing good. You scared me. How was your day today, my son? It was good. What'd you do? Um, you do some push-ups. I did I went to the gym. I didn't do push-ups You stay even extra longer, right? Like an hour and a half Hour 15 just look at you because I always kill it when I when we have the munchies movies Did you watch today? I'm watching Dark Knight the one with Heath Ledger just something's Mindless. It's a good movie. Okay. No music for you on the treadmill, huh? My mind goes off and then I focus too much on the time

With the music with the movie you're down with the movie. I just get distracted It's um, it's amazing how much I'm starting to dislike my gym just because of the people who go there Every day there's at least three or four people with with uh scripts on the elliptical with them and then today This dude behind me on the treadmill Turned it up to a speed that no one can ever run at It was like he was trying to run like a superhero But he was banging each time with his feet So the entire upstairs would have to notice him and it bugged me. He did it for like 20 minutes

I just I've never liked that kind of Trying to get attention. Now, you know, I don't go to those fucking gyms Especially at the gym now, you know, I keep it simple at the ymca now, you know And the ymca in hollywood was a good gym, but they had their fucking moments too. Don't get confused great gym Great staff, you know, they opened up at five in the fucking morning. You go in there at 10 to five You jump in the fucking uh Heated pool and then you go in the steam for a little on you go in the sun You take a little schvitz very nice

But every once in a while there'd be an asshole that would come and naked and lay towels everywhere and just spread out Like this was just fucking living room and you had to sit there like, you know Like fucking you had you got a cold in the corner. You're like, fuck you, you know, you got to pick up your towel guy There's other people that you know, it was kind of rude, but for the most part 70% of the time it was a great gym I don't want to be a part of a gym where I got to dress up and see chicks with mascara on and that's crazy How many fucking type like their suits are fucking proportion their socks are on perfect their sneakers They're not and they go the women at those gyms

Piss me the fuck off because they go to the gym and if they go on a pair they do 20 minutes and they leave It is the fucking most pathetic thing in their life. Then they go get a coffee That's like they did this fucking thing and then do shit. They do curls. They look around they walk around It's a fucking nightmare. So there's a lot of guys or I saw a guy who was doing Spurts of 10 seconds on the elliptical get up He would go wipe his whole body down and do it and blow his nose And then he would look out because it overlooks the weight room And then he would take he had a it always

I I love junk food But I would never bring junk food to the gym. The other day there was a guy with A thing a packet of hostess donuts those powdered donuts and a soda from 7-eleven Just eating it at the gym. And what was he doing was that elliptical? No, he was just sitting down in front of the ellipticals. Just just chilling And this this gym is amazing. It's it's it's hysterical to watch and then even even the people who work there aren't that cool They're cool when they're taking my money like when I signed up. They were all very friendly and very nice But now I go in and ask for a towel and

I'm lucky if I even get one or or get an answer or it's uh, Really? Yeah, I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's because I'm chubby or or because I'm not a hot girl or something But they're very uh, they're not very customer oriented there. I mean, I think maybe they just don't like being at the front desk Maybe it's a shitty place to work. That's a fucking job. You took you got to like you got to enjoy some type of Customer service and give us somebody a fucking towel, you know, yeah, like I said Years ago, christie miller a dear comic friend of mine gave me a free year When I was 400 pounds and I was I couldn't even breathe that And she gave me a membership to gold's gym on gow. It's predominantly a gay gym

It's that one of the one on Santa Monica where they say It was free. It was open till 11 if I didn't have a spot I go in at nine and I try to do shit for a half hour lift weights and I'll tell you what they were very nice I always had a great time in there The guys were gay, but they didn't bother me at all It was supposed to be a douchebag gym, but it really wasn't right when 24 hour fitness opened I I thought about it because the pool is heated. Is it and I guess the pool is open 24 hours you go at night I I thought about it and then I said I caught myself when I said, I don't like those type of places

I know I'm not gonna like it Even if then even if like one person listens to podcasts and they're nice to me and they tell the rest of the staff Hey, he's on a great podcast or he goes into rogan's pocket. It's still wouldn't I just knew I didn't know I don't want to see girls dressing up When I go to the Y sometimes I ask myself why the fuck I'm there. I see some crazy fucking people at the Y What do they do? I just see crazy fucking people at the Y like there's a Hindu couple He's got to be 70 and she's got to be fucking like 65 and then the cutest thing you've ever seen in life

And they come in and she gets on the treadmill and she walks And he gets on the bicycle and he rides the bicycle for like eight minutes Then he gets up and he lifts weights for like three minutes Then he punches the bag for two minutes and he comes and yells at her Grabbing each other's hands and they fucking go home It's very cute. I see a lot of uh Spanish people that Are trying to lose weight that kids are all fucking fat those little fat fucking Mexican kids And the daughters I see a whole family in the treadmill

And they're you know, the whole family is in there. It's a family place Right, but even when I was single and I was just dating Terry. I went to the Y Because I just didn't want to feel like I don't want to pay 150 miles a month to go fucking to a gym We're pretty people going they make smoothies at the bar and coffee. It's not a fucking gym, man, right? I heard that, uh A planet fitness, I think it has pizza and doughnut days at the gym. Have you heard about that? It's crazy, you know, I want a gym that has a great selection. Like the Y doesn't have kettlebells I gotta go out to my car and get the kettlebells and go out of the north hollywood park, you know But the Y has fucking uh machines and they have the treadmill and they got the fucking bag and they got

A couple of olympic bars and some benches and that's all I need. I'm 50 years old I don't need to fucking jump all buildings and shit You know, and I'm happy that you went to 24 hours. I'm happy that you continue to go But you see it for what it is after a while. I just don't believe that they treat you like that that they Yeah, we have to be cool. You have to be cool or be a producer or That that gym when you told me that the guy from Sons of Anarchy went there. Who man? It's gotta have some type of You know, if one guy goes there, chris brown plays basketball there, you know

At the Y where I used to go to they played basketball upstairs on wednesdays and fridays or something And I saw flea there. I saw denzel washington there upstairs But I never went upstairs to shoot a fucking hoop, you know, I just saw them and But uh, this hollywood why where I go to shocks me like I said, it just fucking shocks me sometimes I can't believe I'm in there a lot of old people Nobody's hot, you know There's very seldom a chick and I think I've seen chicks that have gone like the first week

And get dressed up and there's nothing in there for them. I never see them in there again Really? Yeah, it's one of those fucking things. So I mean, I'm not complaining when the girls dress up there Look, I mean those yoga pants are amazing, but oh, sure. Yeah, you want to you want to fucking fall on the treadmill I want to fall on your face Interesting week, you know, uh What did you get to tell you got another strike from higgy machado? Oh cool. I'm so bad at jiu-jitsu. I really suck so bad at jiu-jitsu Well, so what strip are you now? I got two stripes

In may I'll be doing jiu-jitsu for two stripes. I won't get a purple belt or blue belt For fucking six years at this pace. You understand me, but I don't give a fuck I just go in there dog to get beat up. I got beat up so bad, but my breathing was a lot better That's good. So tomorrow I'm gonna go to the other gym and I'm gonna get beat up again at the other place But it doesn't matter No, I mean you've been doing it for two years right close to two years may or be two years That's amazing, dude. You know how it takes four months off of my knee and I broke two toes and

But I still suck. I don't really have The time to go four times a week right now if I could go four times a week I'd get really good really fast, you know, but I just don't and I don't think I could recover that much Four days of jiu-jitsu, you know, but have you seen it improve other parts of your life? Even if you're not absolutely I've done a lot every time I go to jiu-jitsu when I walk out I feel really good about myself because it's the hardest thing I'll do. I've said it a thousand times So it changes my day

And and I'll tell you what let's say I have jiu-jitsu I have an opportunity to go to jiu-jitsu and I can't go because I have an audition. I don't feel bad But if I don't go because I don't go I feel bad Like if I have an opportunity to go and I don't go I'm like, ah I don't feel like going to I feel bad about myself But as soon as I go to jiu-jitsu And I walk out of there. I'm a different person. I'm a different person on stage. I'm a different animal when I'm writing I'm a different animal towards my wife towards the baby. I could feel it

Because it calms me down a little bit. I enjoy it even though I'm not good at it. It's amazing I enjoy I enjoy just getting thrown on my back and trying to get out of the fucking situation and thinking And you know if you run out of breath you just tap out and that's it. That's it You know, I learned these little exercises so I don't have anxiety no more and I panic Because if you have fear Fear is in your breath and you control the fear through your breath. Okay So uh, there's these exercises I do now and it's helping me fucking dramatically, man Yeah, I mean just the fact of sticking with it

It's all about showing up, you know, I see it I see it in comedy. I see it in people's actions, you know people start things and then they just fall off to the side Uh, and even if you can't go eight times a week, you know, you do it one time That's why I tell you all the time when I quite good you do a push-up today I always do a push-up every fucking morning at one point. I can't do a push-up But I try to do two three four And eventually I can get up to fucking 20 again, you know at 300 pounds you lose a fucking hundred pounds You're fucking tremendous. You can do 2,000 push-ups on it all starts at one

And just keep showing up man. I see it with fucking comedy. I see how it affected you know, I got a weird way of Thinking when it comes to comedy and I don't share my views people always say to me Why don't you tutor people in comedy? Why don't you because I have to have a talk with them before I would meet them Like I would have to have like that talk that Carter Andre Carter's father said to him. Are you sure are you sure? Because this is what's expected of you when you make the jump into comedy And if you don't jump into it that way, it's not going to pan out for you

It might take you a little longer. You might get to the process, but this is how it needs to be attacked and a lot of people when I talk to them about That type of stuff they look at me fucking weird like Didn't you take any days off? Don't you have a social life? It depends on what you want You got to look at your social life and go home. What time's the party from all till three Lee I'm gonna go do a spot first. Yeah, but they cut the cake at 9 15. That's right. I'm 50 years old Who gives a fuck about your cake? You know, I got to go do a spot first. I mean you you you you make Uh

deals with yourself, you know, but sometimes For me the spot overruled everything It overruled everything no matter what you had going on or somebody else going on or what I wanted to do If I had a way to do stand-up comedy that night It was gonna overrule All this shit I had fucking going on that somebody else had going on a lot of people used to get fucking pissed off at me They still do They still do, you know

Eddie Bravo did two tournaments. I didn't show up to either one of them. You know how bad I feel It's not in book that week. I'm definitely going to ebi. It's march 22nd. I think oh in downtown. Yeah Yeah, so I'm gonna stay in town for that, but it's uh We talk about it a lot about people's work ethics and it's not just in la but it's um even I I still struggle with it more than I did even a year ago But It's hard because you you think you're supposed to do all these things

Like you have the we say friday night is dick night But if you had a gig or or if there's a podcast you'd have to work. It's not Most people think they need friday night. It's still dick night. It's always dick night It's always dick night on friday night when you get home. You just get mama stabbing right but uh Growing up, I don't know. I always felt that you there was this pressure on you that you had to go out on friday and saturday nights Right and in high school. I took that away. I used to just not go out on friday night just to see how we feel Just to see what and it was like I would wake up the next morning and make a call and see what I missed

And I would get the report. Oh, you missed this guy through a bottle at this guy We went to this bar We went to this place and ate and you know what? But I realized I didn't miss a fucking thing, right? When you're young and you're trying to budget you can't go out seven nights a week sometimes So I would go out three, you know when I went out. I did coke. There was pills There was cars. There was clubs. It wasn't you know, ten dollars to go out, right? You dropped 200 You know in those days now you dropped four or five hundred. I'm just saying

200 for a kid when you're just in the street you do that three nights a week. That's 600 fucking dollars That's 2,400 a month just going out. I was doing that, you know But still I was still budgeting like going well, I'll go out on sunday and get fucked up I'll go out on thursday and get fucked up Maybe saturday get fucked up, you know, so I was always uh and people Think they're entitled to it like if you told somebody oh you have to work friday night A lot of people say oh, I have to go out friday night The what made me think about it was

It's snowing so much in boston right now that the college I went to had to cancel out classes And they're they're scheduling remake classes on the weekends for a little bit just to catch up And that some kids are signing a petition not to do classes on weekends And I'm just like and when I was in college, I probably would have thought the same way but just looking at it now It's I've had to work so many weekends Like it really doesn't Like just because you don't want to take a class because you usually go out saturday night doesn't it doesn't mean anything I had a show, you know, I think if I would have lost my parents, I think that I would have watched more sports on sunday

But because I lost my mom and I had a different mindset and sometimes I had a Sacrifice that's one of the sacrifices, you know To some people I don't put it down I just don't understand it, but they don't understand my way of life. So that's what makes life interesting I don't understand how If you have an opportunity to make money on a friday night Uh doing something that you love. That's the other thing we got to discuss doing something that you enjoy doing Let's say you had to work. Let's say your boss came to and he goes you got to work friday and saturday

And you said fucking how about I just work saturday and friday night I work, you know, whatever pick one that I could see when you're 20 22 That's all right, you know when you're fucking 20 your friends around here You are working a fast food fucking restaurant to pay, you know, your parents will pay for tuition But you got to pay for room and whatever the fuck your food and your books and your meals They make you a pretty good deal. You got to come up with 300. So you get a job at taco bell You make 600 you have 300 for you to party with and 300 for you to pay for you, you know to justify your fucking existence Right, yeah, a lot of those jobs when you're in college or friday fucking saturday nights

You're either bartending you're working the fucking door. So you sacrifice that already I would you know, I wouldn't when I was in high school when I quit high school That's september those that august for like two months I had a job that you worked friday nights And when they told me what I was going to make and what the job was and the benefits I didn't even think about it. I still got out at like 10 o'clock if I wanted to I still had the whole fucking night But some people wow other fucking you know, my friend glenn Who is still at ups?

He fucking gave up fridays and saturdays in high school friday nights because he had that job 11 to 2 Oh, okay, where you going at 11 o'clock and you load trucks till fucking 2 30 a.m Do that when you're in high school and that eliminates that whole fucking lifestyle But he had to do it for a reason. There was a need right there was a need there was a need for that money You know, so I don't know people you could say it's a do thing, but I've had a job since I was 15 And I I can't tell you how many fourth of july as I worked How many holidays how many my birthdays?

So it's just it's a product just another fucking day guy, right? And I understand I understand I sympathize some people like the party Some people like to jump up and down and fucking giggle and go out and whatever I liked all that shit, too But if it's between fucking eating and you know, what are you gonna do much off your fucking friends? Right, you have to make some sort of a living you have to do something, you know Whatever it may be I just eliminated fridays and saturdays from my life and at this point now I understand that my working fridays and saturdays last week. It was pissing me off. What because everybody kept coming and going So you're not gonna watch the fight like it was the end of the world

You know what man? Sometimes again, if it's between a fight and me doing comedy I fucking do comedy I don't give a fuck if it's a $15 spot Well, I'm working a weekend of one of my favorite fucking clubs If they call me from the commie store on a Saturday and they go, hey, you have a spot at 10 45 And that's when the fight starts that so be it I'm one of those guys and I've always been like that again because there was a need

Right. I was either a junkie. I needed the money. I you know, you can't focus on it. I love sports I grew up on sports. I don't ever want anybody to think that I'm misinterpreting myself When I say I only watch two plays in a super bowl I mean, you know, when I was a kid somebody told me you gamble basketball. Yeah, just watch the last two minutes That's all that matters if you gamble basketball because it it's all the way to the end You never know if a guy just gets fouled and he makes three three fucking three three Three free throws. It doesn't affect the game. It affects the point spread. You get killed up the ass Right, you know, they win by seven instead of 10 and you got a seven and a half

You get caught by that fucking hook in basketball Yeah, that sucks. They're always great at that. I heard they only made like three and a half million on the Super Bowl Who did the Vegas boat, uh, Vegas casinos? Is that what you heard? Yeah good You bought that fucking line all these junkies three and a half million They made money. That's the biggest day of the year. What about the elicit fucking see listen Let's say let's pretend you're uh I don't know. I don't know some fucking rich celebrity. All right. Who's the public eye

And you're a gambling fucking degenerate. You got two options All right You could get your best high school friend who's also probably degenerate From high school that you grew up with And you get him to put bets in for you in vegas Doesn't take two and two together when you're a fucking moron And you're driving the Mercedes into vegas and laying 75,000 that this is not for you Right, right people gonna say oh, he's doing it for joey dears or he's doing it for Joe Rogan

He's doing it for aria dunking whatever fuck it is So after a while when you're a gambling junkie, what what the fuck do you do? So you have other outlets and you have these big time bookies that are across the country that are banks They'll take 40 50 000 dollars from me. They'll still exist. Yeah, they fucking still exist. What do they go away? I thought I would have just all gone to websites. No, no, no, no fuck those way Would you trust somebody with 50 000 dollars on a fucking website? I don't know if I try to trust a bookie A book Listen, if you got a bookie if you come to me and you go listen joey

I like to fucking gamble, but I want to bet 10 000 a game. I don't want no fucking drama. I want to make sure I'm paid every week I'll make a few phone calls and I'll find a specific bookie That'll take 10 000 a game You probably have to wire him the money the first 10 times to put the game to build trust So before you build the game, you gotta wire them 10 g's you know, but That's that they're out there They'll take 10 000, you know, who the fuck it ain't if you came to me right now and said I want to put 10 000

How do you know? How do I know you're fucking good for it? Right, so I come with a reputation. You want to bet 10 000? You also want it to be discreet your bread pit You don't ever want me to fucking say nothing, you know, so you're also looking for somebody who's very discreet You're looking for all these things late. So the other way to do it is to bet with books in ohio Cleveland, you know, uh, Cleveland, ohio youngstown You know, maybe you know a big bank in fucking miami a big bank in louisiana They got a couple big banks in louisiana

And you can call them up and say I need i'm putting 250 000 dollars down. I don't want nobody to fucking know this shit Wow, I didn't even know the world people waiting you're gonna go to if Let's say you got a fucking wife and you got kids and you think you're gonna call vegas and put 250 000 down and gets taxed Everybody knows your fucking business You know What do you think? I don't know. I'm right. I'm just saying if you don't if you want to be discreet

how do you I mean Maybe just because I was never in that at all, but even with like drug dealers now bookies How did you know I would never know where to go to start to find one You go to a bookie And I say a bookie goes I can't take that type. Yeah, but they don't have a sign above a window But they know there are bookie. They know somebody who does take that action Okay, if I want to find a bookie take me 10 minutes right now Really 10 minutes and just get on the phone and make three calls

In an hour somebody will call me back And then we'll take it from there and then I call them up and I go, all right. What do you want to take an action? Well, I don't really know you where do you live? I live in north hollywood Okay, I'll meet you before the games and give you a thousand a game about six or seven times I bet we start betting everything's cool after that. I call them up and I go listen. I want to bet 2500 a game Let me call my guy see if he'll take that from me. He calls this guy. No worries. Boom We go back for a few months. I call him up and then I go listen. Why are we fucking around? I want to put 20 g's on this fucking game

He's telling me he's not taking and this guy's not going to take it but They know a guy And for 10% or 5% they'll call it better So I mean, I Is it the same like lines? Remember for me to take a $10,000 bet I gotta have 10,000 on the other side to create a utopia. Right. I'm just not gonna take a $10,000 bet from you

Just to take it from you. I gotta have a $10,000 bet on the other side. So if Whatever happens I get the big That's how I make my money. I get the big So when you put a $10,000 bet if you lose you're paying me $11,000 I'm paying Tom Segura $10,000. I'm keeping that thousand off the top That's how a bookie makes a living He's not just gonna take your $10,000 bet without a backing over here. Oh Okay, okay. So he takes $10,000 from you. I gotta make sure I got 10 on the other side. I don't lose

I'm gonna so let's say at the end of the night. I got 38,000 dollars for uh, New England and I got 31 for uh, Seattle, Seattle. I'm a cocky guy. I'll keep 33 And I'll call five into a buddy of mine in miami. Oh, okay. All right. Let's do it

What's up, my brother How you doing? You know me a dog over here fucking school and lee on the lessons of book making explaining a utopia to him Well, I was explaining to him like if you want to call like if you call me george and said Joey, I know you a long time. I really like george st. Pierre. I want to put 10 g's on him I would say well go to the sports book, you know, joey I work right there. I don't want people to know my business, you know, okay

I call the guy right and he'll says yeah, he'll take the bet that guy just doesn't take the bet george He has to have somebody else on the other side Betting 10,000 on seattle Because no matter what happens if if lee loses the 10 he gives me the 10. I pass it right to you lee's give me 1100 He's giving me 11,000. Exactly. So the yeah, uh, that's that's 10 percent called the vigorous the vague So that vague is how I make my living

The book he tries to get Even action on both sides that way he can always take home the vigorous not bad It's not always going to work that way sometimes it's just going to be heavy on one side Of course, they cross the fingers and hope that that side loses But for the most part a perfect day for the booky is a million on the page And a million on the seahawks they'll keep their 100,000 and then knock off all those farlays and features and all their mother They've got a crack how long the star single banner is going to go, you know, is it going to be heads or tails? You know, it's tom brady going to bang three tricks or four tricks after the game

That kind of stuff. That's what they clean up on What's up, my brother george Not much man. One of the most One of the most interesting weeks in mma One of the most interesting weeks in mma and one of the most saddest weeks in mma as far as i'm concerned couple of weeks as soon as i uh Read that yesterday. I called you because I didn't know what the fuck to think, you know, and both of them

Both of them fail the fucking drug test. I mean and then john jones a few weeks ago But as far as this both of these motherfuckers fail the drug test I could see one guy or you know, but the guys that are fighting each other. This is uh It's like a fucking black eye, you know, but it's the nifty has one really Who didn't expect nifty has to test positive for that? You know, what do you think george? I expected it. I expected me. I mean, I didn't know I shouldn't do that I'm not going to you know what honestly mma have so many interesting characters And 50 shows nowadays for years just in the ufc alone. We cover bell for world series. I forget about shit

All right, so How do you remind me? Hey niggas. He uh, you know, those are smoke. We need to go pop and I would have said probably You know with a smirk, but honestly fuck it's all great fight on saturday That that I enjoyed that I hated. Oh, I missed the motions about it You know, it was just great happy to see both guys back in the octagon after such a long time At the end of the fight. I just thought wow, I didn't expect that honest about it So it's too big fast strong for niggas regardless of the layoffs niggas, uh, he was a gamer man. He went out any thought he got an answer space

And so at the end of the fight I thought okay, cool. You know, I wasn't expecting any of that completely blindsided by The Anderson silver positive test The niggas once I heard it. I thought well shit. What was I thinking? Of course he kind of always does that The third time in Nevada. Where's the shocker there? But Anderson silver. That took the wind out of me I just don't eat and it's funny because I called Ed Suarez early in the day just to talk to him Just to say hello. I the blue that morning I got up and I go, you know, I haven't talked to Ed sinister

Sister fight. I meant to call him before the fight And I left a message I don't want him to think that I was calling him to ask him stupid fucking questions now Now I feel bad, but uh, I never expected uh, and hey listen You got to do what you got to do. It's a tough sport to train for it's uh, five six days Three or four different disciplines strength and conditioning You know, uh, who knows what goes on? I don't I don't know how to break down How what what gets you stronger? I don't know, you know, uh, my heart goes out to him

My heart goes out to nick Diaz. He is In my opinion, this is the this is not the pot calling the kettle black. He's fucking crazy He's just fucking crazy Like we are definitely related somewhere along the line Our bloodlines are definitely deaf. How old is he right now? I put him around 32 I that's what I was at 32. He's 31. He turns 32. Are you fucking kidding me? They give him that lunatic a half a million dollars a fight

He spent his rent is 800 a month. He has a bicycle You know, he doesn't go out. He doesn't really I don't think he drinks He smokes pot. He throws those fucking new chucks around and he goes to jiu-jitsu when he swims and he runs How much weed will $500,000 last him for they give him pounds of weed at that fucking store up there in Stockton They give it to him Yeah, yeah, somehow he doesn't manage the money right because he's always complaining about being broke here that he's telling him I know he has a strict diet But when he goes out everything's organic and you know, that's he can add up a little bit here and there

But still you're right, man. That's 500k causes embossiness Uh, uh, you know, it's gonna last him a long time. Well, this time it's gonna have to last him a long time because this is his third offense So the first one's about nine months and then after that They uh, you know, they listen to what you got to say They go from there, but man, um

I don't know what the I don't know what he's gonna do. He's gonna start cleaning things up And they have to make examples out of someone who knows man. Maybe it'll be this cat. This cat's so sick of both. He has so sick of Uh, he's a character. He comes to fight I don't know To speculate would be foolish on my part because I know I'm gonna be way off And I'm in the industry and I'm ashamed to almost say that but honestly, I can't fucking figure out Who from which besides about five miles away from our studio here in Las Vegas Can't forget them guys out. I can't forget the athletes and our sport out

It's a confusing time to cover the sport and to be having a fan which I still am there Why I make cover the sport and actually these fighters every day But I'm a fan and as a fan right now, I'm just a little I'm a little sad and disappointed, but you know what? This is an ongoing Uh, so proper. I would call it general hospital It's not gonna end the sport's gonna be around for a long time. It's just general hospital. This is to Luke and Laura fucking 30 years ago doing whatever You know and uh

Tomorrow there'll be some more controversies and we're all gonna forget about this The happiest guy on earth has to be john jones. The pressure's off him Well, you know, I hope john jones recovers. I hope all that goes well this To me is just uh, I mean they had a disaster year last year with injuries And it opened up the fucking year. They just lost three more fucking guys. They just lost wideman They lost anderson silvo off the roster. They lost niggas. You know, jack array got hurt Uh, yo, oh romero got hurt. Which like I told you the other day in my opinion was the best fight of the fucking year And it was the best fight of that fucking card in la to be honest with you

You know, the bad luck continues for the ufc Uh, right immediately last night. I sat there at one point. I wrote ufc, you know You know karma, whatever the fuck I wrote on twitter and I saw a couple fighters retweeted a couple mma people retweeted And I could just imagine, you know, I'm gonna get that call from somebody but in my world. It's like The ufc was fun. The ufc was fun to watch There was something about it. You know, suddenly became something else too quickly And I think they're moving a little too quick, you know, uh, I don't know what it is I'm I have nothing

Nothing nothing against condom and greger But I don't like the how this whole situation has been handled To get the truth out there. That's the truth I'm not gonna lie to anybody. I don't like how this situation has been handled in what way From A to Z. I just do not like it. I I see what it is I see what it is and it breaks my fucking heart That's it. Well, can you can you expand on that a little bit there? What what do you mean like they like they, um You don't like the way he has opened his mouth and gotten opportunities as opposed to other people that

He's the maybe I think this whole thing to get to the position either. I think this whole thing started with chao son I think this whole thing started with chao son. I think that uh When he was talking stuff about annison silva Uh and going a little deeper than what should have been And calling the nougara brothers names and stuff like that I think right there dana. Why should have stopped that it became something else to me And his is a guy that I love and respect But he was talking too much. He wasn't really covering the spread

He was not covering the fucking spread as as a UFC fighter. He was talking. He was selling tickets, but it was like a fad diet And then look what happened boom He fucking tests for peds again, you know And he's gone and he created this whole fucking bad tasting amount. So now you get this fucking bad tasting in your mouth and now you have Conor McGregor who's a great fighter. He's exciting. He's got island behind them. He fills stadiums You know what? There's not a person in the fucking world that if I took him in a room and quizzed him

Said they wanted to see him against deniseva You've been saying that for a while. He pissed me off the fight that I wanted to see right then There was only one fight. He gets the winner of cubs. Wanton frankie edger and the winner of that fight got Hosea out though. That's me as a fan That's me as a fan. That was the right move right there When they put him up, okay deniseva is tough and he destroyed deniseva in a in a tremendous fashion and all this shit I still have a bad taste in my mouth And I know Conor McGregor is working a lot on his jujitsu

I know that he's doing a tournament in april and it's like they're buying the kid time And I get it. I get it But I look at the gates and I look at the pay per views and they just raised the price on the pay per views So you're holding out on one thing even though you're making money You're making money across the board, but if this kid wins this fight, you're fighting in an arena So this whole thing has been sold because this kid's fighting an arena I don't like the pictures of him drinking out of a fucking coconut At a I don't like him talking about how he's not even in the fighter hotel. He's across the street in the fertility suite

I didn't like that. They were all fighters What does frankie aga feel like at home when he sees that and he is that What does gsp feel like they made millions for the organization? They're walking around the fucking mgm in the morning and so is fucking frankie aga You know, this kid's at the fertility suite and making the fighters feel bad about it I saw the interview with chad mendez when he told him he was gonna have his ballsack on his face It's just becoming something else And if for some people

Well, not the storyline it's not the storyline there's nothing fake about getting need to the fucking head And getting body slammed and getting the arm bar and the shit. I just don't like the path they're taking That was it. That's my whole fight right there. I wanted to see frankie aga against connor mcgregor That's it. I didn't like when connor mcgregor jumped the fence and went after him and this and Dana's bodyguard was right there waiting for him You know, and he held them. I just didn't like all this. It's going it's it's disrespectful all over again It's what we learned with chao son and all over again. I'm not saying that this kid's gonna get popper steroids I'm not saying these things again. I'm not saying nothing negative about connor mcgregor I'm just letting you guys see the situation that I see

So, all right, so let me ask you something here going back to anderson. So you guys think you've done Uh, I didn't see the whole fight. I'm not gonna lie to you But the mood I got from people Was uh that he was done or That's it. We want him to go out like this. That's it. You prove your point your leg healed Come back beat somebody Get a payday say goodbye. Not yet. You know go back to brazil spend your fucking mcdonald money

Open up a school do lectures whatever the fuck you want to do But to go out this way, we're never gonna see him again. They're gonna just spend them for six nine months He's pretty much done, you know, I was 50 50. I thought before the I heard about the Yeah, you know the pd I thought okay, you know, maybe he's gonna go off right here in a blazer door where he's talking about his family Walk him home But right here, he's gonna get an automatic nine months. He's already pushing 40 You know, even though he's come out and put out a statement that he said he's never put anything

illegal into his body I mean Come on, man. They They don't they don't uh, let's see stuff up. I think they have before but I fuck that man. No way. I just It's gonna be tough for him to prove his innocence Wow, you know, he's saying that they they may have tampered with it or Uh, you know the procedures it's gonna find loopholes in the procedures of the past They're chill fun and didn't in the reader today. He said man if he did it just come clean

Uh, you know, I've seen this with bobby bombs. He's a very bomb Roger Clemens lands farm show Uh, you know, I don't know man. It sucks. You made a mistake if I look at it now the question is do I go back and Do I believe that he did this the whole time because at 32 years old is when he got into the ufc A lot of guys are on their way out at 32 and at 32 he gets in the ufc and starts light and cools up So it wouldn't be that far fetched to think that he could have done all this his career You know, but he passed every single time so we got to believe that he didn't and in this instance

He did and maybe with pomegranate coming off the broken leg. He needed something to recover He was stuck in with a mentally who knows he slipped up, but I guess that's the next thing we're gonna have to try and figure out and see you know see how forthcoming he is The the thing I don't understand is The argument against using steroids Especially in fighting is that it would give them an unfair advantage and they'd be able to beat people up more than just a normal person would But then we don't hear about this until after the fight already happened So the danger would have already happened like why why don't the results come out before the fight?

Yeah, a billion dollar question right there. Well both for him and john jones You know stop stop the fight from happening because too much money to take Oh, they're even pulling the finger saying that the that the commission may have known Of course the commission makes you some payday out of it as well but you know, um Say well, man, we got some good reporters in the sport, especially when we're junky and They're gonna try and figure that out and see what happened there Uh

Because january 90 test and then you don't get the results for three weeks later I mean, what's the point of the random test, you know, you supposed to pop you guys But they don't go out there and perform you know, uh enhanced and That's that's exactly what didn't happen on saturday night. Well, he's a big Diaz again Not shocked one bit that pot that he may have smoked three uh weeks ago or whatever did nothing To enhance his deployments. That's the most ridiculous thing out there. Hopefully they change that going forward But the thing with me, uh with Anderson Silva

That was botched man. They need to they need to get those results a lot quicker than they have Well, that's what I understand, George You really want to clean up the sport start the random testing right now Pick 100 of your athletes out of the 500, uh, you know, there's that roster 500 that they have Pick 100 names and get them all tested within the next week And let's just see how dirty that organization is as a whole Send the message to everyone that's training, you know, and and it's going to cost you some money But you know what with the pedal to the metal and do that for the next six months a year two years

Do what you got to do, but you will not tolerate any type Of cheating out there, you know, and because it's terrible guys black cloud over the sport That is what I understand in 1987. I got I got arrested and I got in trouble in 1988 I got locked up. I went to prison and when I came out 89 90 I was in a halfway house If you pissed on a monday in 1990 at a halfway house who has state funds Which has no money

They'll I would always look at the boxes when they tested me and that's how I knew So let's say I had six tests a month. They would test me for four of them were just for cocaine But for six for two of this four for two of the six So four of them will be for cocaine And two of them will be for everything Like when I went to court with my ex-wife My my ex-wife was pissed because she kept saying I was smoking dope

Right, even though she was stealing dope from me when she dropped the kid off Here's the beauty of it She made she paid for urine tests that I had to take My attorney talked to company and just tested me for blow not for thc So the whole time they would get the report and they would say I was clean for blow and other things But they weren't testing me for thc My point is the tests were coming back in two fucking days. I was gonna ask you why these fucking tests Coming back three weeks later the ufc has money these people have tests

When you got a job in vegas, they pulled a strand of hair out of your head And they tell you everything you fucking did every dick you sucked every pussy with a yeast infection You sucked till the last year. Did you know that george? You do know that You got a job as a fucking valet at the mgm grand right there what before you could say I'll be back They go, huh, they take a fucking hair strand right out of your hair and they come back and they go on november 28 You had 16 martinis and you took three of your mother's sleeping pills. That's how good the fucking test are That's how good the fucking test are all right. That's one thing number two. Let's talk about john jones I love john jones. I don't give a fuck what happened. I don't give a fuck about the blow. Listen. He's 26 years old

All right, the same with nick Diaz. They're 30 fucking one year. You know what I was doing when I was 31 Do you have any fucking idea george? No, I was fucking acting just like nick Diaz. Even crazy You know, here's this kid who went to john jones piss in a bottle December 4th or something Among us before December 4th. What happened was I'll chime in on that other thing you were saying so

Anderson Silva and nick Diaz that random testing that they have a called a water testing That one's blood. Okay, it's random and they know that throughout the campus party. Good chance. They're gonna come because you Been doing that for about a year now Now one's blood That's the one where I have to go through a procedure and then they go through I think there's one of the agencies in solid city. The other ones in la it takes a lot It's got to be faster than what it is. But that's what happened The one they do after the fight where they found out about the uh,

When I want a metabolites that one's your that one they can get back like you were saying joey Thank you within 24 48 hours. So that's why we got the result on nick Diaz right away But that but it's also explains why the john jones one took about two three weeks And the Anderson Silva one took about two three weeks The difference was with Anderson Silva the commission stating that they didn't know until yesterday To that with uh, john jones, they knew about a week before the fight the difference was They weren't supposed to test for coke

um, and water world anti-doping agency says that uh cocaine When it's out of competition meaning I guess within 12 hours of the event They shouldn't be testing for that So it's kind of like a loophole stuff, you know, but it doesn't make any sense at all Uh, that that's why the if he was able to find them because it was a photo conduct Policy thing and that's why they had to come down on them

And they did find them But that's why they couldn't stop the fight from happening to out of competition and that's not a good water regulation But why did they let him fight then? He didn't do he technically didn't do anything illegal it didn't but it didn't even come out like Why didn't it come out a week before the fucking fight like I don't know there's something there that's not right You and I both know that I don't know about fucking water It could have went to Daniel Cormier and said hey look this this happened, you know

It's up to you whether you want to take the fight, but I believe I think Daniel Cormier has already stated He would have taken the fight regardless um But that that's basically what it is is um, it was out of competition therefore Let's say if they found the cocaine metabolites After the fight with the urine test like the way you talk to the DS and you'd probably have a no contact

But because it's happened out of competition There was nothing they could do So what do you mean so after the after the fucking weigh in I go back to my room and I snort fucking Three lines of coke so the next night when I fight After the fight I come up positive and that means I did the cocaine in competition So you tell me 12 hours there would be a no contact there would be a no contest and um Technically what you said would probably be out of competition because they say 12 hours before The event so that would be Saturday morning on a you know of a paper view

You um you beat me Yeah, that morning if you did something within the 12 hours then that's called in competition But like you said after the land it would still come up on the test And if you beat me joey, then you would get a no contest but Um technically like you said, yeah, you're right. It might and might be out of competition as well It's all stupid isn't it the dumbest thing that they could have ever I'm very confused. So because because I'm confused In my mind I smell a rat Like I get confused and I can't figure it out after I beat it up for a couple weeks and like again

I'm still a fan of the sport. I love john jones. You know, I love watching fucking connor mcgregor fight I think he destroyed See her but I just you know, I remember years ago people always saying that they were taking care of the spanish kid What was the spanish kid that was supposed to be the poster boy and then they went to miami and he said Right, they said he wanted fucking padilla money. What the fuck was he doing and they got insulted I don't know what the story was and then afterward when he left they said they were coddling him There were people that said that you know the u of c even said that they were Uh, you know promoting him to be a huge star in the spanish market

So they were giving him like kind of easier fights. Is that true? Right? Or am I fucking making this up or something? Well, um, no, no, you're not making it up and and Many fans have felt that way not only about I have to go back and in and look at I didn't hear the same thing. I have to go back and look at the the competition he had I know we had some pretty tough cast Fuck yeah, we'll let let him Martinez fight let it whatever The the kid was one of the best fights the letter Garcia when they yelled at each other in spanish until I went their way Yes

I don't know. I mean, yeah, I'm sure the matchmaking helped out a little bit And I'm sure that they do do that and and and a lot of you have said the same thing about carnivore birder Yeah, they hadn't put him up against the record in the big name and you want to get him to the finish line You know, sir, which is y'all don't like so you're definitely not crazy to think in that Joey Um, but you know, some people would also say it's smart business on the ufc's part because those guys need to create big Big fights too many guys are getting injured too many guys are Uh, getting in trouble So on the one hand you say wow ufc sharp for you know

They're creating some of these matches and protecting some guys They didn't themselves into some big fights So if they could start Trying a ton of paper views and drawing big ratings and keep them for bulk is it it's go through hills and valleys Peaks and valleys, excuse me and right now it's going through a valley. So Like I said, some people would look at a tower others would say no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know that that's too much It's not being said to all of your athletes the ones that are earning the shot You know, it's supposed to be more about putting the best versus the best

As opposed to, you know shortcuts for certain fighters, you know, I love journalism. I love reading The internet the good thing about the internet that you become fans of different blog writers and And you write and what I've read the last two days a lot of little things I've read And it's like right now people are down on the UFC and I think they're uh A couple blogs I read were like, you know, all the drugs and this and this what these motherfuckers don't remember is I came up with the 80s when fucking the san diego charges were a cocaine fueled fucking team and I remember and I was telling somebody a story

Dan fouts at one time was off for three weeks. First of all him chuck muncie that fumbling motherfucker That cock suck I must have lost $10,000 on that fucking I was in high school chuck muncie He would kill me on monday nights because san diego would throw bombs And then chuck muncie would have to run a minute and he'd fucking fumble the ball And he became a big coke guy and then fred dean left the san diego charges and went to the niners And an interview with sports illustrator. He called him a bunch of free basin motherfuckers And nobody really knew what was going on and then a couple years later Uh, some guy wrote an article

He wrote a book or something and somebody sent me like uh pieces of it on an email And I read the excerpts of a book and there was a story in san diego Where they were in a hotel room coked up to the gills the san diego charges And dan fouts was walking around with a gun and the gun slipped and it shot him in the arm And they called the li and in those days they had a liaison with the san diego police department They called the liaison. They got a doctor to come over they stitched him up And uh, they said he slipped and fell and he would he hurt his shoulder. No, he shot himself with a 22 In the fucking shoulder. I mean this was the nfl back then look at today and then the fell got played

Got caught with 200 000 in his fucking car. Yeah, and like 63 grams and 63. I mean, you know, listen There's good and bad in every sport. Don't be down on somebody, you know yesterday people were talking about drugs and shit listen uh Those guys in the NFL don't get to be six with six 290 pounds because they don't do something at one point or another That's the truth. Let me go into broadcasting and I'm right back to being you know, speak three deep funny And they're playing like 80 pounds bigger, but I'll tell you what man

He took me down memory lane because I remember those chargers I was charged with teams john jefferson west chandler air quarry out air quarry out Those rumors around chuck muncie. I did not know I thought that's something more as a choir boy No, look up chuck muncie online tomorrow if you look up chuck muncie online chuck muncie went crazy years later Because some kids were talking monday. I went to this meeting and they were saying well, you know, seattle I can't believe they threw the ball and I go you motherfuckers are too young You motherfuckers don't remember air quarry out that mother fuck would throw a one-yard touchdown

Listen, they could be three and one and he would throw a 40 a 40-yard fucking bomb That was his prank. That was why they were air quarry out. What was his name chuck quarry out? What was his name the coach? I think don quarry out don quarry out. So the name of their office air quarry out Dan fouts had the body of a fucking michelow bottle He was the most unhealthiest looking quarterback you ever seen in your fucking life He was square. He was all he did was throw That's all he couldn't move out of the pocket at all. He never got a yard

But uh, yeah, they would have thrown it from anywhere though They didn't give a fuck Three and one from the fucking boom 40-yard fucking touchdown because they didn't give a fuck. They threw it down your throat, you know Long time ago, huh? Nobody remember that. Let me tell you some of their games I remember all of that man. He was some exciting time. You always had to bet the over with them and the overs were like 60 Who fucking bets an over when it's 60 and I remember going to bed one on a monday night The final score was 58 52 like that's the type of games they played 54 48 48 40 they had no defense

They had no defense their their offense was everything their game strategy was listen We're just gonna bomb these motherfuckers to death. Don't worry about defense. Do what you guys do. Just make believe you're doing what you're doing But you're right. Yeah, there's there's problems in all kinds of yeah, there's fucking problems and every fuck Not immune to it. We're just we're just all waking up right now I think that you have see, uh, you know, again, it's a term I use constantly Because when I see somebody slipping in a personal view on a business view It's uh, the law diminishing returns It happened to me two or three times in my life. I learned my lesson and I never did it again

You could only do so much george You can only you guys hear that anderson silvers still gonna be allowed to coach Tough uh tough for brazil tough to go for whatever they call it. Yes Filming here in las vegas in and show them who are the coaches and the uc decided to stand by them And they let the process play out. He put out a statement saying nope you know, it was They left the temple with the testing or whatever because I've never put any of the legal like I said earlier But they're gonna stand by I'm not surprised me. Honestly. I thought they were gonna

They were going to replace him and get another coach, but That's because it's a point a lot of people because If you want to if you do want to make a statement And if you do want to project to your fans That your athletes are clean and you won't tolerate tolerating anything and I would have believed that That if they are going to let the process play out, they could have done it without him being in a coach's role You know when it comes to that stuff I I don't know what I don't want to cut somebody's legs off because of a mistake, you know, I've made tons of mistakes

I wouldn't want somebody cutting my legs off Uh, if you can't fight maybe he's a good coach But I think if it was anybody else if it was a lesser fighter They would have they wouldn't have had any problem because they're I was thinking about it when you guys were talking about all the rules the UFC is a Business and then the all the athletic commissions are like rule that just general Fighting sport so that like they're not connected at all. The NFL has its own rules and it's it's kind of governed within itself And it's just crazy how like how much?

Input they have and all the UFC really cares about at the end of the day is money. They don't care if they're doing drugs They don't they want more exciting fights It's like the other side if somebody with a lesser name was in their position I honestly think they would have cut them from that coach Yeah, he's gonna be around when you project too much That you won't that you're only gonna protect everyone at the top and you you're you know, you're trying to let everybody know that You know, you're are you treat all your athletes the same it's air across the board this uh, whatever Uh, and then you do something like this. It doesn't sit well, man

Do you see all the other athletes up if they weren't the way the John Jones situation unfolded and granted It was kind of out of your hand a little bit because of the fact that They couldn't penalize them. You know, the commission couldn't do anything about it So I kind of get that But still until the athletes kind of got all the facts and all that I mean they were A lot of them did not like what did and they didn't like But you know, just being with Anderson Silva, man, it's not done. I'm sure there are more You know, they grew guys and they're going through growing pains

I mean, I was just sitting here going when they were just regular They didn't have all these problems. So when they started reaching out to Macau and Doing all these cards and doing, you know, fuck sports and fuck sports one And you don't know what, you know, the prelims aren't on the fucking computer and and I think that uh I think that they have a lot on their plate And I think that they're gonna hopefully I don't know. It's just a law of diminishing returns You can't sell t-shirts and Open up different markets. You know, it's just too much and now they added women to the fighting

You know to the sport. So they're getting adjusted to that, you know, that's a complete different thing They don't know about you know, what the rules are they can't fight with a tampon. Who the fuck knows, you know, you don't fucking know You don't fucking know, you know, it's a fucked up rule next thing No, you got karate chopping a tampon comes out of your pussy on national tv. Who the fuck knows, you know, I don't know this shit So uh, but then the reboxing is kind of fucked up too when you think about it That they're they're not going to let people wear Like non-approved uniforms and cut all that money because they're not paying when you look at boxing salaries or whatever the purses are Like they're millions of dollars and then the most the people are getting like at most a couple hundred thousand dollars at these fights

And then you and then you're cutting a big major way from that for them to make money Like didn't Anderson Silva even say before this fight, he wouldn't wear it That's why maybe he tested positive for cocaine. Maybe you know, put the cocaine in the same guy that shot john f kennedy Because once he opened up his mouth all of a sudden he tested positive for uh, for fucking uh, Debalites whatever the fucking tested positive for so maybe they said oh, so you don't want to fucking put rebuck Here you go. We'll put a coke rock. We'll put a fucking steroid in your fucking piss test and that's the end of it all I mean, who knows? I don't fucking know anymore I just can we go back to something a little bit. I want to know your guys's honest opinion, man

We're shooting it straight up. What are you right here doing so church of what's happening now? I want to know because I I get some heat for this. I have just I'm in a slow process of embracing women's mixed martial arts. There's about 10 Good athletes that I enjoy watching that I thoroughly watch and go wow She knows how to throw a head kick or a spinning back kick or a set up certain submissions But a lot of the other young ladies they're athletic or tall So I'm not gonna take anything away from them all you know, all that other stuff But I I still feel like they're in the 1990s of mixed martial arts like if you go back and see

You know, you're C8 you're C7 you're gonna see your spot You know, you can see some really good athletes like Don Thine, Mark Coleman And then you can see a bunch of tomato cans out there. What the fuck the sport was really these guys and right now I uh, I just I don't know L.A. has a cult a company of it and a main event it's four women And L.A. is one problem man. I'm from Southern California Orange County I get excited when the UFC goes back there

Both this when they canceled the other L.A. card and I wasn't too happy when it when Rhonda Rousey Was headlining against Liz Cartmuge and the other machita and Dan Henderson with a combing or whatever. I'm not sexist What a guy But now L.A. is it has you know I'm seeing what happened with VTOR and and wide man and I'm just not as excited to go out to L.A. as I was Um, and I think a lot of it honestly is just I'm just not as down like everybody else about women's next martial arts. How about you guys? I I don't really have that much of an opinion. I've seen a few of the fights

But I was listening to Ari Shafir's podcast today and he said something that I actually think makes sense thinking about it He said it's not going to be exciting until someone at least beats Rhonda for like one round They don't have to win the fight, but they actually have to like beat her For like one or two rounds probably win the fight, but until then it's just kind of it's exciting to watch her But at the same point It's like it's not as exciting. She's like Mike Tyson, you know For a headliner, you know, she might come out and knock you out in fucking 30 seconds or arm bar you Or whatever. What was it wasn't the question more about what I thought about the women in MMA?

Isn't that the question that's yeah, do you like women's mixed martial arts as a whole between you and I Yes I watched Misha Tatiana against the wrestler And that wrestler knows how to throw some fucking punches Yeah That would be two of the 10 that I like. I mean Right, I'd like to take Rhonda Rodney had a lot of ease and then two were fighting. I was into it. I was I love it

I love but there's not many of those pairings that come up where I go. Fuck yeah. I can't wait. We got about 800 Here's my 600. We got about eight girls. There's some buddies. I just can't get into all of them You know a proper comparison with Mike Tyson around around that's exactly what she is. She's a terminator And you know if they get passed a minute or two to the it's an accomplishment But other than that to see a combing event at ufc 184 and it's two more ladies I'm coming down to Robby and Kaz and Garo. Yeah, that doesn't hit me That card needs one more fight something that has to be added. It's not gonna that's not the card V door has got to step up

Somebody's got to step up. I know Jarod Masasi wanted him. That's a good fight for him I heard that he wanted to fight mark moonyos or some shit I mean that you know, who the fuck knows but Uh, no, it's time. They got to add something else to that card. I I agree with you there But no, uh Am I a fan around the rousies? Ah Am I a fan of katsen gano kind of michita? I like the wrestler she fought. I like there's a couple girls. I don't really know their names

But they're okay to watch that they're in the ballpark and I know people enjoy it and it Listen, man, it's the fucking future You know hunger games got bitches crazy and shit. They started sharpening their knives Throwing away the frying pans and getting back out there smacking hoes like old school and shit I don't know. I really enjoyed, you know, it it's uh, it's not bad. I can't lie to you that the other night I wasn't entertained watching me shitate against that wrestler and look at that wrestler throw those punches

Yeah, that was one of the better fights of the card. Yeah. Yeah, she's got a kid L. A. I'm just disappointed man. I feel like I'm going to the lowest there instead of a usc card I think that what they need to do with the women is uh Do like, you know, katsen gano's got a kid and her husband, uh died My heart goes out to her and her family and you know, these women have stories, man You know, I remember seeing I remember seeing uh, alexander remember godzilla black alexander What was his name?

Remember at full what was the black kid That was in the u of c for like five fights. He came to an alexander used knowing xander I saw how he's knowing xander the first time he knocked the motherfucker out in 10 seconds knocked his mouth piece out Came out again. Godzilla another motherfucker But it wasn't until one night I was watching something that he raised his six kids by himself And he was a ups driver and he trained in the middle of the night And kind of get up in the middle of the night and cook breakfast and sleep only six hours And I fell in love with the guy every time I see the guy give him a hug and these women they're moms

A lot of these women have interesting stories now those little wiry ones that were on the ultimate fighter Those bitches are crazy them bitches had two choices the ultimate fighter of prison You can either you see that bitch on spike or you can see that bitch on msnbc on a friday night During those prison shows, you know, which ones i'm talking about those little lightweight ones They looked a little crazier. Yeah, but it's always man. That's some good ones in there. I agree Yeah, I'm interested to see where this woman thing goes with this mma goes. I'm really interested to see this man It's not how about you me Yeah, no, I I agree. I I like it. I think

It's kind of the issue they're having with having too many fights is they have to have There's less of a stock of women fighters. So it makes it even more noticeable when it's a bad fight I mean and everybody's watching those fight. Listen, let me tell you something I can't wait till they have those helmets That they put on people and let you know what they're thinking Yeah, okay, if you took a ufc in vegas now the way you gave my helmet And you said everybody put the helmet on during the women fighting If there's 18,000 people in that arena

16 five are waiting in their mind for something to pop out They all want a fucking costume malfunction If if if me should take get somebody in a fucking headlock and one of those tits pop out Oh my fucking god Oh, I'm fox television. I'm fox one sports. Oh my fucking god. That would be tremendous So don't don't tell me every man is sitting at that thing going If me should take fucking cheek popped out of her ass right now, how good would this be? Everybody's waiting for you know, some of the positions you're waiting for that monkey to pop out of the fucking short

I mean, don't don't lie to me, george. You sat there and you said, oh my god What if a tit popped out right now just for a split second that just shoots through your mind Like remember in the 70s when you went to the movie theater during the commercials or during the movie theater Coca-Cola would slip commercials in there and you'd see them subliminally and you get thirsty for coca-cola Same thing. They just thoughts that shoot through your mind. What if a tit fell out? What if it almost happened a couple times with rosy? Yeah, no everybody's waiting for that and that's the other reason why men love that shit Men love that listen retarded men love that shit to see two women fighting jello and shit on wednesday night your local bar

I never liked that shit hot fucking bikini contest. I don't give a fuck if her monkey's out then i'm there But if she's got a bikini on that's why I don't go to hooters I'm gonna go to hooters and eat with fucking people with bikinis on take that bottom off Show me that stinky ass. I want to smell that fucking rot muffler when i'm eating that wing, you know what i'm saying? Fuck hooters and their stockings and shit I love you george. Thank you for calling in your bad motherfucker You always give me great insight listen to george on mma junkie. How many times a week every day, correct? Yeah, monday through friday noon eastern nine a.m. Pacific catch us on serious six m channel 92

And uh, if not, you can listen to us on the internet www.mmajunkie.com forward slash radio if you're ever in vegas stop on buy and pay us a visit We're at the mandalay day Racist sportsbook. Thanks guys for having me on the show man. It's always a blast. I love you the studio is ready The studio is ready man. So you guys come on down. I'll be there memorial day weekend I'll be there memorial day weekend. I've come in a day early and call host thursday and friday Awesome. All right. Looking forward to it. Thank you buddy. Thank you my friend. All right. We'll see you. Bye. Bye What the fuck Lee let me give some shout outs in this motherfucker. We gotta talk about something. Okay very important

Alan Brayham kasey schmitt your german motherfucking your little buddy there. I finally found your letter I had it in a back pocket. I took it out. That's why I don't give me shit. It shows concept Noah pastick harry henderson bryan nelson jose perez jadummy Anuki spooky you sexy motherfucker. I'll see you next week in austin What's up, Lee? We gotta discuss something here with the church Oh, I'm just gonna shoot this duck

Let me talk to you people about something. I don't want to bring you people down But let's get this on the table right now. We've had two calling shows great I fucked up because I didn't put on a topic Lee told me today You know, I love when I go to these fucking comedy shows and After the show we get to talk a little bit. There's always six or seven motherfuckers that pull me aside And say that me and lee or whatever changed their life, you know my story about prison or whatever whatever the fuck they say That's kind of creepy when you're after a show, you know Especially when a man is looking in the eye and saying that you helped him out. It's fucking creepy as shit

You don't even know this fucking guy, you know, but he listens to the podcast and maybe you take something from what I said Well, you ain't creepy. Whatever lee, you know, I pull you aside and I go, hey man I did time whatever people talk to you and sometimes it just seems off-color. I know where they're coming from I know where they're coming from And then we do I do emails and people go listen. You inspire me to do this or whatever And I appreciate it. And then when we do the calling show People call up and they're like, hey, man, we really dig what you did. But we're about, you know, whatever When my father was dying, you were there or something about your funeral. Here we go. I'm fucking uh, the fast and the furious

I got the chinese against the fucking pollocks tonight I'm gonna tell you something guys. That's all great down there. We help you out or maybe A story or I help you relate. I just want you guys to know that you guys Help me on I have a notebook That I have And when I get back from the road, it's just a special notebook that I open up and it'll say uh, two two

To two uh eight You know, and that's the week Monday through the following sunday And I write monday tuesday wednesday thursday and I write what I have to do on monday i do a podcast on wednesday i do a podcast Monday i go to jujitsu wednesday i go to jujitsu Thursday i take a flight, you know 145 on tuesday i got dr. Amy and then as the schedule comes in I write around it So when people call me so when I wake up on two monday, I know exactly what I have to do But then I have

side things Like I have to call kyle to write my shirt. So I write kyle. I have to go get blood out Take blood out for this knee. I'll go write blood on the corner I'll put my goal for the week to work out two weights or I'll put two bikes and two jujitsu And then I'll put jackie And that's my daughter's name And I've been doing this for about a year Every week that's my other daughter the 25 year old and every uh

Every week that's how I start my week And by the time I leave on thursday, I always check off all the shit that i'm supposed to do Like today I said dr. 10 o'clock 11 a.m. jujitsu I said david foley was supposed to meet our friend david foley from whatever I erased and then I said apm podcast. That's my day But some part of the day sometimes I'll write I have to call somebody in there But my goal for the week was always to call my daughter It's been and I'm not lying to you guys and I told my wife I showed her the notebook. I go look at this every fucking

uh goal This week and for the last year has been to Call my daughter every week. I say that to myself. I gotta call my daughter. I gotta call my daughter. I gotta call my daughter. Well This week, uh, yesterday she turned 25 years old And I wasn't even thinking about my friend lubbs called me on monday. He goes Tell your daughter. I said happy birthday And because it's lubbs birthday also On the third of february. So he was born on the same day as my daughter's

So, uh, we did the call and show monday night and it was on my mind monday I thought about calling her, you know, I've been thinking about it I thought about picking up the phone a couple hotels because they wouldn't see the incoming call calling in And they would pick it up and then I would go hi. This is joey deas and I talked to jack and I would catch him off guard So yesterday I woke up and I had to go to I had to do something in the morning and then I had to go to daycare with my wife and terry to look at daycares And we walked to the daycare in the midway there. Terry goes What's going on? I can see the smoke coming out of your ears. Not insane. No, no, I'm just thinking about

I gotta put mercy in the fucking daycare, you know Uh, she's growing, you know, but what I was and then I went to the daycare when I went to the daycare jack I used to walk her to daycare when I had her I used to be a roofing estimator. My wife used to cut hair So the daycare was up the corner. So while I was at that daycare I started thinking about my daughter. Oh my god, last time I was in the daycare Was I would pick jackie up and then once she had a kid that bitter So I told her to bite the kid back and then let me come back to the daycare so uh

I left day yesterday and uh My goal was to go home eat lunch and call jackie and then I got high and I didn't call her and I Took a nap instead And I woke up and I sat up at the computer and I go, you know what? I gotta get the fuck out of there I took a shower. I got dressed. I went to the weed store and I went to Marie etc I bought a fucking sugar-free coffee. I sat down. I opened up my notebook And to top it off the chapter that I'm writing right now that I'm trying to write for this book is about me walking away What really happened, uh, you know

I was going to war with them, but the only thing that was keeping me alive was comedy I was the first time in my life. I was making strides doing comedy And then I realized the truth that that's why I told you motherfuckers The truth of the matter was that They yanked this little girl for me They yanked the front with the with the cost of attorneys like I was looking at it and how I was I would only get around Wednesdays from two to seven and every other sunday from two to seven

And basically they yanked the front me but they yanked it for me in a legal way and the beauty of is what they laughed in my face And when I always talk about the kiss of death and karma and things coming back. Well, let me tell you something It was the way when I when we giggle here how I robbed somebody and I giggle about it. It was done to me You know, it was done to me. This is why I know all about karma and all about kisses of death and this is one of those stories that They yanked me. They fucked me up the ass. You know when somebody fucks you up the ass may steal something from you And you see him every day you're going to a fist fight with somebody and they break your nose You guys shake hands

But you never really remembered you never really forgot that fucking broken nose I get like one of these nights. We're gonna get drunk. I'm gonna break his fucking head for him breaking my nose It's one of those things like I never really forgot the pain I never really forgot what I went through like the embarrassment of somebody taking some from me Yeah, I could tell you guys that uh, you know I wanted uh, I heard it grow better whatever the truth of the matter was that They were gonna yank her from me and I was gonna lose my mind and fucking stab somebody So I said fuck it. Let me go do comedy and

But if I go do comedy and I commit to this I gotta do something in my life to make it worth my while and that's the only way I could come back And I always wanted to kill those people my revenge was to just do better just to stay alive And I'm here today So yesterday I was at the coffee shop. I took a couple sips of that coffee And I called No way. Yeah Did you pick up?

Nope. I got a machine and I said, this is Joey Diaz It's Jackie's birthday today. It's a 25th birthday I want you guys to tell her I said happy birthday and I love her and You know, I don't know what happened the years got biased and I just want to make that call To see if we can make this happen. This is my number three two three. I told my number And I said if she doesn't want to call that's fine too. I just know my heart that I made this fucking call And I hung up the phone. I'll tell you what I lost 80 fucking pounds in my heart

I'm not gonna lie to you Lee. It was amazing. I went to that lab factory last night And I tore that room in half and then I went to the store and tore that fucking room in half And say I went to jujitsu and my life has changed dramatically and I don't and it's not something I did It's something that you guys did You know why because you guys keep me in check because if I'm gonna talk the shit I talk I gotta fucking back it up so In my life right now, I took care of all my loose ends and it's because of the church

So we're even mother fuckers don't ever come up to me again after a show And tell me that helped you get your life together or that me and lee got you off track because we're even I would have never done this on my own but I knew that I had to do this for you guys in mind I fucking call And you know what they didn't call back And guess what? I don't give a fuck guys. I went ahead. I called

They're probably sitting around scratching their fucking heads going what the fuck is our next move You know what the next move is to just move on with their life to do what they think is best for them I do you think she even heard the message Lee, I don't know I don't know and I I don't care. It's like I got that I made my move. You know what I'm saying? I think that a lot of things are gonna change in my life just because of me Making that call for a long time. I was very scared. How long did it take you to do it? Like how long had it been? I've been trying for a year probably 18 months to make a call

And the deeper I got in with you guys, I knew I had to make that call So I just started by writing her name on the side of the page And looking at it on my schedule every day So every day when I love my schedule, I see Tuesday I have to go to acupuncture. I got to drive from terry here I got to meet with this guy from disney and in the corner I would see what x's have been up and it would always be jackie And every week there's two things. I still haven't gone for the blood test either. I'm not gonna lie to you guys I'll probably do that next week now that I got this on probably

You know what I'm saying? Because fuck that blood test the motherfucking shit Feeling good tonight. It's a beautiful wednesday night to be alive, man Uh, I took a big weight off my chest and my shoulders when I made that call How stressful was it when you like the phone was ringing? Was your heart racing? It was fucking hard. It really was hard I don't like those people guys I don't like those people at all. I don't like getting uh I learned a big lesson with them. I learned how I felt when I robbed people. They robbed me

They took something big from me And I'm gonna tell you something when I die and I go to heaven a purgatory and I see my mother She's gonna give me a kiss and she's gonna give me a hug and she's gonna look at me She goes I can't believe you let those fucking motherfuckers live because I know the blood we have in us the valdez blood That's like like when I even think about it Lee I want to get on a plane and parachute out Where they live and just blow up the fucking house But I can't I have responsibilities to you guys I responsibility to my wife and responsibility to my daughter

But in my heart because they really really really did get over on me They really got over on me Lee and then you don't know what the pain And it's not somebody a random person if somebody you had a relationship with at one time It's somebody that you shared stuff with And somebody that you know, it was a bond All right, we broke up. We don't get along boom boom boom. That's it. It's over They kicked me when I was down and then they even took my dog Who takes your fucking dog? They took my dog

That's what I want to give me back to the fucking dog Like they were they were like antagonizing me So water me through this day feels like a fucking pussy for not fucking them up But I wouldn't have done anybody good in jail. I didn't belong in fucking jail. So uh I just want to thank you guys for keeping me in check and making me think at least in that direction that I had to do this And I went to the church. I ain't got line in I wouldn't have done it on my own. I'm a fucking pussy That's awesome That's really cool that you got I mean it's uh

Did it happen because it was her birthday or are you just ready? It was because it was a 25th birthday. Yeah, it was a 25th birthday. What the fuck, you know We probably haven't spoken for fucking 10 years. What the fuck Lee? It's uh, it's that time and I've gotten a thousand emails from people from the church So I made a contact and they knew they knew I always knew they were correct. I never felt that online I always knew that they were correct and what their words were there were a couple people that were assholes about it, you know But uh, I did it and that's it. That's what the church is all about You know what man you take baby steps whatever it takes you but you always work until that fucking go and that's all I ever

Fucking do man. Just working towards that go a little bit. You know what I'm saying? What do you got planned this weekend fuck off? I feel you dog. Um What are you doing? What are you doing friday night? We don't have any plans yet Keep it loose this weekend. No fucking chinese restaurants in hong kong village What's wrong with hong kong village? Nothing. I'm just saying, you know, you always got an exotic. What about saturday night? What are you taking? We don't have any plans yet. We're gonna figure some stuff out You guys see you guys like an in-cup or you uber You're taking uber every once in a while. Yeah, it's cheap. It's cheap as fuck. So what are you gonna do the rest of the night?

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So it's a different entrance And then you have this like a little backpack And you just go you know, like it's like I have a gift backpack from a show It has like 34 pockets with you because you keep going you put different tubes You pop the tube Different bags or please and then it's just I just see all you like You just pull them in my like you laugh. You just look up and smile. It's like the creepiest thing I know and there's like 18 but 18 zippers and

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I don't know how I feel as a fan listen I heard a rumor He's like, I heard that fucking steroids saved baseball At that time. I wasn't watching baseball like Sammy Sosa, McGuire. I knew that they were having that baseball race Whatever the fuck they were doing, but I wasn't involved with it. So I didn't really wasn't paying attention You know in football, what do you want to say? You want to see hits? You want to see people blasting each other now? You can't do the helmet the helmets no more. They have a lot of restrictions or whatnot

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