#264 - Anarchy Edibles, Joey Diaz, and Lee Syatt
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01:32Tick tock. All is well. March 11th. You're six days away from St. Paddy's. Fuck it if you Irish.Here we go. Right that thing, Lee, you fuck. Hit it. It's the Wigan League.Are you kidding me or what? The devil's here. Anarchy Edibles is here, which is the devil'scousin. We got the candelan, St. Jude's on the table, and the flying Jews here. This is a fuckingroom some hell right here. Oh, go, Lee. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.What's happening, cock suckers? It's a beautiful day to be alive here in Los Angeles. I don't know.It's cloudy as shit, but who gives a fuck? Sometimes you gotta get a couple cloudy days tomake the sunny ones better, you know what I'm saying? What's going to put you again, your little
02:30bots today that you're mumbling, you're stumbling the beginning, your meandies. What's going on withyou? Don't blame it on the start or the mushroom. Nothing even happened yet. Well, we did go smoke.That's okay. So what? You're supposed to smoke every day. That's why I say that you gotta smokeevery day, so you don't bumble and stumble through your words. What's happening in your world? Didyou go to the gym today? Everything's good? Yeah, I went to the gym, got it over with. What's goingon in your world? I wish I had more going on. I was just feeling great. You released a blog?Yeah, I did the blog and people really seem to like it. It's because it's something I've beenworking on for a while. I always look ahead. I never really, it's hard for me to focus on
03:10enjoying the present or with you, it's always looking too far ahead like business-wise,like getting ahead of yourself. So that's been something I've been working on. That's whatthe blog was about. And you released them when? I released them every other week on Tuesdays,and then opposite weeks I released my podcast. You're a fucking general, you understand me.You're working hard, brother. I'm proud of you. I'm trying. These motherfuckers come out here andthey dick around. I get no results while fucking Lee's writing a blog and he ain't even a comedian,you know what I'm saying? Get your shit together, Cucksuckers. I had a busy day today. I like whenI'm busy. I do not like weird time. I like to always be pressing against the clock. I like to sit down
03:50and write a schedule. And my day to go from bing to bang to bing to bang. And that's the type ofday today. I got up early, had the baby for an hour. Then I went down to Hollywood. I met thisfucking guy for a web thing. It was a nightmare. I mean, I'm taking these meetings. I shouldn'teven be fucking wasting my time. I went. I went to Jiu-Jitsu with Dave over at Unbreakable.I came back up. I did an audition for a voice over. Who knows? And I came here to be withyou beautiful gentlemen and ladies. My main man's in the house here, Peter, from Anarchy Edibles,the fucking originator of the Star of Death. We've been doing edibles for a long time.And I had done brownies before in like in Boston that were just homemade and they were terrible.
04:36But I was telling Peter before, I don't like it when I sound stupid. When I get high, I do likedo. But with these, at least there's a little bit more. You can, you can control what you'resaying. And it's like, but it's a good high. I took care of you. I started just small with the25s first. Then we worked right up to 125. Oh, that's what you did. I didn't know you. Okay.Then fucking Peter comes on and says there was never no 25s. So you fucked up my role. Butif I would have told you to 125, you said, no, I only want a half of it. See, now you survive.So for this whole two, three months, you've been eating 125 fucking milligrams like a soldier.What used to eat 35 and used to cry, I used to sweat, his neck would get red. But once I
05:20didn't tell him what was in there, he did fine with it. You know, it's, it's, I learned a biglesson with him. I've known about this for years, the power of your mind and your thought. You know,I love reading stories when they use placebo's on people. I fucking love it. I love it becauseit shows me that sometimes if you really want something, I mean, the mind will just fuck withyou the whole day long. And with Lee, Lee, if I told you six months ago, I'm giving you somethingthat's 125 milligrams. What would you say? I would say hell no. Okay. First of all, let me explainto you how I worked up Lee like this. I got his resistance up this way. I would go to the weedstore and I'd buy a fucking, what fell? What happened? I just hit the mic. What are you fucking
06:04schmucked on lately? You got to get it together with these screens. You got a 19 screen, you looklike fucking, let it need more. Look at you. You got, you're like Spock's cousin. Where are yougoing to the fucking place? To the fucking moon? Where the fuck are you going? I need all of these.Three fucking screens, 18 different things, eight microphone. What the fuck is wrong with you?You have a hard time eating an edible walking around and fucking saying hello. And also yougot three screens in front of you. What are we talking about? Oh, first of all, this is howI got you started. I would go to the fucking weed store and I'd buy two Cheeba chews, a 70milligram and 180 milligram. And I'd take the wrapper off the 180 and I put the fucking 70 on
06:45it and I'd bring it into the office and Cheeba chews there like this, but you could fuck withthem with your fingers. So I'd rip a bigger piece off for Lee and I'd press it even smaller.So he was basically in 101 tens and he would sit there and just look at me and he couldn't figureout why he was so high because I was building up his tolerance. I always tell him, what happensif he's walking on the street one day in a car of Armenians kidnaps him and they sit him, take himback to the fucking Armenia bill, sit him down and make him force-freeed edibles. He'll fuckingsweat it out like Rambo. If not, he would have never known. So for a month I got him into hightraining with those Cheeba chews. I didn't know that. Sure. I was giving you 120 milligrams,
07:25you were going home fucking losing your mind. Then one day I blasted the star of death on you.Listen, his eyeballs got as red as my shirt the first time he had a red star of death.He did not know what had hit him. I was fucking howling that night and I went home and I atetwo of them and I was done. Like I was done. 250 milligrams felt like 600 the first time I atethese things. I went home and I kept calling him or harassing him. Whenever he's how he calls meevery 34 minutes. Oh please. He loves it. It's and I know it's happening. I'm picking you up.We're coming home, we eat another star. I got a batch of heroin from the Chinese guy.Oh, I'll fucking torment him all night long. What possessed you? The big question was,
08:07then when they found out that Rambo took out the fucking thing in the first movie,the cop goes to the guy, what possessed you to create a man like Rambo?And all of a sudden Richard Crenner walks and he goes, God didn't create Rambo. I did.What the fuck made you create this star of death? Give it to me straight.Well, what I can tell you, Joe, is that if the industry wasn't in its present state right now,the red star of death might have never come up. Okay. Basically, it was createdbecause we needed a signature product that was on par with the Chiba Choo and with some of theother items that are out there today. Back when we started doing this, Joey, in 2007,
08:56basically edibles were a different story and you would go into a collective or we would go into acollective and basically if they wanted our edibles, they would take our entire line ofedibles. They would take our brownies, our cookies and everything that we had and we would haveall of the edibles in that collective. Basically, in the last couple of years, as you know,things have changed a lot and a lot of people have gotten into this industry and it's createda niche industry basically where people and edible companies come out with one niche product andthey go around and they push it to the collectives and basically that's like your Chiba Choo's andthere's the sodas, the Kushtown sodas and there's a ton of other products out there that people
09:44have their one niche item out there and we were still sitting basically with a whole line ofitems and not really one item that stood out and basically this took about a year and a half of ourtime to create this product and a lot of gummies in the garbage. Well, how long do they last?Like a gummy because I have to imagine if you have 30, 40 products, you have to keep it in stockbut if they go bad, then it's a waste for you. You have to know how much people are going to buy.Okay, we tested this leak. We actually still have the test ongoing and we have a package of gummiesliterally hanging from a clipboard in our kitchen that has been sitting there for eight months andit hasn't molded yet so we're pretty pleased with that. That's great. No, I just meant if you had
10:39like 20 products, it would be hard to keep them all fresh because you can't make 100 of each everythree days or every... It's definitely one of the challenges of this business leak is to keep productfresh for your collectives that you're servicing and it brings me to what you asked me earlier, Joey,about whether where we were servicing and where we were and I told you that we weren't up northand that has a lot to do with it basically that we want to make sure that we stay tightand that we service the people that we've been servicing for all these years and I don't want toexpand if I know that my service will lack one little bit to the people. It's a low-duminationreturn. You want to make a little bit more money but then in the long run something's going to slip
11:27up and there you go. The product's going to be slippery and not going to have control of thewarehouse, somebody's fucking stealing something. That's obviously one another problemthat at least we've had with this industry is that you're a lot better off if you can keeppeople in-house that you know, that you really trust because it's basically a hands-on businessand anybody that's with you is going to have access to everything that you have and it canget a little touch. What made you create? It's 2006. Where are you? It's 2006 and I'm doing construction,Joey. I'm doing demolition work, water damage and basically I'm getting old and I had a business,I had a water damage business previous to this from 93 to 99 and it didn't succeed and I had
12:28to go to work for for other people and felt myself getting old and 2006 we got our first Rex.Had no idea what was going on with this. We walked into our first collective very first time and Iimagined when you did it you probably felt the same but we walked in, I looked around and I saw50 jars of cannabis on the shelves and everything you could imagine thatyou know we dreamt about when we were youngsters that there would be a store like this.We walked in there, we looked around, I looked at Vanessa and I said this is going onand we're not involved in it. My fucking ass and literally within six months we were on our wayto doing something. We asked for a lot of advice from people that we knew from the
13:33collectives that we visited. We considered growing for a while but a lot of people talked us out ofthat and this is where we ended up. There wasn't a lot of edible companies when we started.Do you know you're familiar with the hubby bar? Yes. He was around when we first started.There was a few other people around. It's not a pot butter company was around when we first startedbut very very few companies that are around today that were around when we first startedand we're very fortunate for that. We're very fortunate. I see them come and go and Iyou know you heard about the lollipop then you heard about I got into them when the lollipopwas tail-ending and I never got high on the fucking lollipop so I'd see these people I got so on
14:23I never got high on the fucking lollipop I was in day one and it was until I think there was a ricecrispy treat that started fucking me up from Kushmart that was real not Kushmart. The firstplace I went to was on Santa Monica the big one they got cousins in Venice the pharmacy the pharmacythat was the big one at the time when you go in there and they close at 730 then they startedto get an ice cream and they had the brownies and the whole thing but the first thing I got high onwas the rice crispy treats and I remember going back and boom it was gone then I remember switchingover to Kushmart because it was closer to my house and they had a now and later a little grapething that would fucking they had a BLSD in it they were putting on a SD and me Ari tripped hard
15:09on those things one night they had a BLSD in it and then they went away and then you know throughoutthe years then I you know auntie Dolores came along she has good peanuts she has a couple goodbrownies they're strong she has a 500 milligram brownie they'll fucking kill you very very but Ifelt it was too much you know 500 million is just too much no matter who the fuck you are and I myresistance and tolerance is high also we you know we were with Cheebo chew we ate Cheeba chewsfor a long time we have so kind so kind for a long time which are the little brownies that willfuck you up too but uh when we had the the gummy you know and like I said I went in there one nightand I was sick of getting everything on the shelves and he kept telling me get me a gummy get me a
15:54gummy when I saw the 125 milligrams I said if they're lucky they probably got 40 of them and that'sgood enough for fucking evil that's good enough for Boris over here Boris and like I said his eyeballswere fucking like this shirt and I was blown away I went back the next day and bought everypack of gummy bear they had because it's not I don't know it wasn't it was the complete feelinghow you felt in the morning I don't feel sluggish in the morning how you know what he said that hecould still talk and this is whether or not 125 listen if you take 125 milligrams anything you'regoing to see the fucking devil whatever that thing is in your mind you're going to be a littlefucked up at one point in the night you know you're going to get hungry as fuck at one point in
16:38that like 11 30 12 all dark fucking stars take you to a different level of hunger cheese crackerscat litter I hit me it hit me about three in the morning Joey three in the morning I get so damnhungry three in the morning oh my god there's no reason there's no way and I'm really proud ofthe leak because he's lost 90 fucking pounds with the star although the stars haven't the starshaven't helped but the crazy thing is is I went drinking a couple months ago with my girlfriendfor the we don't drink that often and we felt terrible the next day we were sick we couldn'tgo do what we wanted to do for people like my mom and a lot of people who are old that her agearound 50 in her 50s she doesn't under she doesn't see a difference between this and heroin she just
17:22doesn't but just the difference in the morning like Joey always says are you okay and people alwaysI because I used to complain when we first started doing this I get fucked up and I don't like Idon't necessarily want to do four of them but there's a it's a fun time there's nothing badthat's going to happen when I'm high which is I think the biggest difference and it's amazingthat you can feel that way and not have that hangover feeling in the morning right that'sthat's the biggest part and I don't get sick I can have as much of this as I want no I that'snot I have thrown up a couple times but not on the start no no not on the star but it's so kindyou got sick the first time that was too much for you but well it might have been the sushi who knows
18:12it was a wholesale sushi but it's just it's a it's amazing how and honestly I took it the othernight because I just can't sleep and if it didn't get you high it would be a a trillion dollar ayear product because they could put it out in CVS and sell it as a sleeping aid the problem isright now America's slipping right because right now you go to a doctor and he prescribes yourfucking volume and this is a thousand times better I'm telling you this right now you peoplelooking at me go join me I'm shutting you off I can't believe you said something I'm makingthat fucking statement right now you got a you got a db you have retarded pop two of these I'llhave you singing fucking opera backwards you understand I mean I'm not I'm not trying to be
18:57funny here I'm telling you that they had me on this fucking anti-anxiety medication and I switchedto eating little pieces edible and smoking a little more and going to acupuncture my anxietydisappeared and this sometimes you get a little bit too high a little bit too high and you're thinkingabout having anxiety attack you take a couple of breaths and you're back to fucking normal you knowyou're you're fine so I don't care what anybody tells you I I need to wake up in the morning andbe ready to kill a fucking line I got no time to drink six cups of coffee and sit there scratchingmy head and valium and ambient and all that shit does that shit to you you know I told youthat time on PM the other one I took when I was in whatever and I started to vertigo
19:37motrin PM or whatever leave PM leave all that shit in the morning you feel like dick with this stuffyou get up you smell and if and if you do feel a little like trade wind you take two hits offthat magic pipe on the porch and you're back like a fucking soldier wait you take that magic pipe hitwhether you were feeling if you're not what are you gonna do you call me three hours after we takea start and go I just took another one dog we're going out and it's I know that's the part I don'tunderstand yet well you gotta understand to see I pushed you up to 125 look at you didn't even knowyou thought that day was never I told you for months I'm gonna become a THC personal trainerokay you exercise with me and I'll get your fucking little levels up I know everything how
20:20to do it it's no big it's like if you kick can't eat peanuts send them to me I'll haveme peanuts and eat nettles by the end of the year he'll be a fucking boy scout with 10 starssee that fucking kids it's amazing how you're you're doing your MMA workouts and and and you feelthe way that you feel and you've totally gotten away from all the devil medicine that you aregetting from these people and it's literally and the reason why they fear it joey the reason whythey fear it is is because once you give up one it's like a domino effect and you give up everythingand you once you use this instead of using their stuff and using what they give you andthey prescribe you you get away from the whole string of things that they're prescribing you
21:07and that they're giving you and you get away from their system and everybody that gets away fromtheir system obviously isn't paying them and that's their bottom line well what do you use it forbecause I when I went to get my license they said oh they have all that list of stuff it helpsand it helps it would definitely help with if you need to get to feel hungry definitely helpswith sleep I haven't used it for pain but I've heard people do but like a what like what do youwhat ailments do you actually use it for I actually have GERD what's that it's gastrointestinalreflux disease and it makes it very very difficult for me to eat a big meal withoutliterally having to burp continuously after that meal over and over and over again and what does
21:53we do for that it's just loose it just totally takes my esophagus and it if it opens it upa mic a micro millimeter it makes the biggest difference with me being able to breathe andnot breathe freely after eating because I think that's what a lot of the people who are negativeabout medical marijuana say oh they're they're just getting around the system and there's I don'tknow what the percentage is of people who actually need it but there are more people who actuallyneed that or like the people doing uh people doing um the epilepsy when they get the theoil oh the CBD oil the CBD and they it's helping kids not be epileptic so there are definitelya lot of people using it for that reason there absolutely is and um one thing about edibles
22:43is is that our customer base is a lot more of the 50 plus crowd okay just recently over thelast six months to a year have we noticed a lot of um you know a lot of the 30 to 50 crowdyou know uh purchasing more edibles but normally for us we're more geared toward the 50 plus crowdyou know um um that uses it for all their ailmentsoh cool um no it's uh but it's what like what do you say to people who who might say to youoh this is just for people who want to get high like what other than other than you do you havea way you explain it to people like my mom or someone well basically um Lee how I would explainit to your mom is and and it gets difficult when you try to um you know when you're trying to explain
23:39to somebody that you know doesn't want to see logic is basically you know 25 telling them basicallythat that that this is a proven a proven fact that this eases nausea that this eases that thiseases insomnia and and it it has hundreds of other ailments that that this this product easesokay this is not a cure for anything but as far as getting relief I cannot see how somebodywould rather turn to something as dangerous as oxy condon is dangerous as Vicodin is dangerous aswhen that all runs out you know where you head to you head to the streetsfor relief when this is right here and another thing also Lee I don't know why this isn't usedmore to cure alcoholism to be that honest with you if I ran an alcoholism clinic this would be
24:40one of the things I would incorporate into my treatment what what do you think or what wouldthe benefit of that be the benefit would be that you're getting rid of something that is extremelyaddictive for something that is oh no I understand why you don't want to have people be alcoholicsbut what does the star do to combat alcoholism it doesn't combat alcoholism but it basicallygives you another outlet okay there there is a transfer of addiction and that's what I've doneI'm not gonna lie to you yes I picked the least horrible out of all of them and I've been addictedto it let's let's let the elephant out of the fucking room me that's all I did I took the sameaddiction I had towards the fucking blow and everything else and I said what's the least
25:23bad what's the one that I won't fucking die two of them this and glue okay if I snort glue witha fucking bag I ain't dying sticky jelly I'm like yes a sticky joey and this shit right here thesethings are tremendous this is the least bad the resistance if I smoke 10 joints in one dayso fucking be it it's not like I'm not gonna rob nobody for fucking weed it's not like I'm up allnight you know what I sit I listen to music I relax listen let's again you want to let theelephant out of the bag if you look at me you know that there's some ADDism and all that shitI got a mixture I got a mixture ADDism what's the other one where you go up and down ADHDno bipolar bipolar bipolar that doesn't take a fucking genius doesn't take a fucking genius to
26:06know that I've known it for years do you think I'm gonna pay somebody thousands of dollars to put meon 10 fucking pills to do what so I act normal that that's that's why I'm fucking nuts so thiscalms it down how do I know because I'm not out killing people I'm not out stabbing people I'm notout having explosive fucking burst like I do when I wasn't doing these things I know I'm transferringthe addiction that I had for blow and everything else I did I know it am I ashamed in a way butI wake up every morning I'm not gonna fucking die from this shit I could eat 10 of these what's theworst thing that could happen I'll fall from the mount and I'll sleep an extra four fucking hoursthat's it that's fucking it I've ODed on this shit three or four times where I'll sit there naked
26:48on a fucking plane or in my house with the cat on top of me and the air down to 60 blowing on topof me and I'm fucking pale but you know what I'll take that over fucking OD and unblow you eversee somebody OD on heroin no whether they snort it or smoke it or fucking shoot it it's not apretty fucking sight I'll never have that you might see me one day with you know a fucking I'ma little green or something you know that's all that happened so I yeah that's it it's just atransfer addiction I have a great friend that I've been telling them for years if you eat this shityou're not gonna fucking drink it's not gonna if you pop one of these at six in the morning to getyour day started you ain't gonna think of drinking because you know if you have one beer you're gonna
27:27get fucking sloshed this is better what's that shit they used to give you when you were halfwayhouses they used to an abuse an abuse they used to give you a pill so if you drank you got allred and shit really oh my god it was an abuse or something like that if anybody knows twitter to mein the late 80s and early 90s whenever I was in a halfway house if somebody had a drinking prom witha DUI or something you take this pill in the morning and if you drink it would give you sometype of fucked up reaction are you not allowed to drink when you're in a halfway house no you'rein a halfway house you can't drink I thought you like I thought you could go out tied to a bar Iunderstand maybe not having it in the house but no you can't drink at all so you're you're still up
28:07you're still a fucking uh a guest of the state a guest you're still a guest of the state but it's uhcan you believe this just even bow I just yeah scarf I just knocked on the fucking door he'slike I wanted to come by and talk I said you should have fucking hit me up this morning nobody saidnone and he looked in the bag he smelt it this guy did all the fucking Tony Montana's blowhe swallowed these stars and he ran the fuck out of you thank god I'm happy he came by that wasSteven bowler right there yeah from Scarface 30 fucking years ago 31 years ago uh so what was thefirst product you guys messed around with you just wanted to get it started at first so here you arein the kitchen and recede it let's say where the fuck you live and what's the first product that you
28:52guys thought about okay what are you thinking right now what are you thinking is uh we're thinkingabout doing something that nobody else is doing at the time okay because we needed to get our footin the door quickly because I had quit my job we were basically we were basically all in on thisand so we figured out that nobody was making hard candy there were very few people out theremaking hard candy we started making suckers we put bags of 10 together and literally drive aroundto the collectors and try and sell them for $25 a piece and that's basically how this companygot started and the small little hard candies the jolly ranchers those were basically an accidentwe literally started making those because we would pour our suckers off of our batch
29:43and then we would have remnants left over at the bottom that really wasn't capable of making asucker and we didn't want to waste it at the time because we were hurting so we basically got somemolds of little things that we would you know the little squares that we would put that inand we would eat those ourselves because you know we we didn't want to you know hey we werewe like I said we were hurting at the time so we would take the remnants and eat them ourselvesand finally one day a collective asked us said you know they were taking our suckers and hesays you know what our customers really want our patients really want they want jolly ranchersand I looked at her and I says oh my goodness so we went home and we made a batch of those and
30:29that was the second product that we had and from then it just kept snowballing the brownies cameand the cookies came and we had a lot of products that we made that you know we don't make any morethat they just weren't profitable or they weren't there was no shelf life to them andand stuff like that but um that's basically how it started the brownies are fucking deliciousand when I tell you delicious they are delicious moist they're like a regular brother did you eatthe brownie last week uh I think we ate we ate the rice crispy treat okay I don't know if I had abrownie no no we did it's the one you had today right yeah yeah then I did have thatlovely yeah delicious yeah that's the uh I'm sorry that that's my son James he's he runs all of our
31:14baked goods out of our kitchen and he's delicious the rice crispy fucking treat is delicious theshit with the fucking balls on it the the balls one with the butter on it fucking delicious youknow Lee doesn't like the taste of chocolate and and THC uh I'm sorry Lee what what is it I don'twell I I'm not a huge chocolate person but the biggest thing is is the taste of weed it's notthe worst and I I do it but I prefer the gummies because there's literally no taste and weed'snot the best tasting thing I mean but you don't really mind it and if you want to get high it'snot the biggest thing to deal with but I prefer to have no taste it's it's just better that it'slike I always joke when there's in a tv show when they take edibles and they don't know it's edibles
32:01I don't believe them because I've never had a brownie that just tasted like a regular brownieright right now it's 2007 2008 2009 you're fighting for your lives you have to drop a bag off and comeback and they give them away to animals like me and then I'm supposed to give them a review orwhatever because a lot of club owners would give me stuff and say hey try this and then they wouldnever ask me about it well I'd have to say that thing you gave me that day it was fucking deliciousour avenue came when you know uh listen I love a great piece of cake but I'm 50fucking years old if I eat a piece of cake every fucking day with THC and I'll be 800fucking pounds okay you know and you go to these places and our friends have peanut brittle yeah
32:42oh yeah those are good too you know and they have a 250 milligram whatever the fuck you calllike a man a man and it's a no fuck you up you know and that's what I was shopping for and I'm surethat was going to be complained to you at first that hey listen your cookies fucked you up butI'm either diabetic or I don't want to eat that much of a fucking cookie and that's when thesestars come in mile I love eating an edible and working out if you're a fat fuck and you want tolose fucking weight eat an edible and go to the gym because you will black out what you're doingyou just know that you work triple hard something makes you work triple hard and I thought I wascrazy and then I went one day and I met a guy that would buy loaves of banana bread and he'd slice it
33:30and it was THC banana bread and he told me he was I eat a quarter me and my wife before yogaand it adds a complete different fucking spirit to the sport whatever the fuck yoga is consideredand you know but that's the bottom line I like the stars because I clock them at what maybe 20calories maybe maybe if you're lucky you know you're going to eat 2000 fucking calories later onI mean these stars don't come cheap but it's 20 fucking calories you know I got on the planethat's 20 fucking calories you know that's the other thing yeah the brownies are deliciousthe rice crispy treats are fucking sensational but again you eat a christ crispy treat every daythings are gonna happen on your waistline I can't work out with him yet I feel like I'm
34:11gonna fall off the elliptical but what what I do like is and you told me this is why Bruce Leedid it like the day after I do edibles I love going to the gym because I feel all loose likeif because if I don't do it for a couple days you know I'm not sore but you get a little bittight so when you do it the next day when I'm not high anymore I'm super loose and it feels greatto be there like you used to tell me Bruce Lee did a hash because of that when he was liftingreleases inflammation they say that's what THC does also a little bit of inflammation a lot ofpeople don't know that you know there's so many things it does you know I know Betsy Ross madethe fucking flag Joey but don't give a fuck it's 2015 unless that flag's netable nobody gives a
34:52fuck about Betsy Ross no more when did it when did well it's true who gives a fuck about BetsyRoss people walk around talking about Betsy Ross someone needs to make a fourth of julyedible flag you're gonna do it right now watch they're gonna do a red white and blue star foryour league uh when did the star of death come into thought because I know you motherfuckersdidn't make it to kill people but you still needed a flagship product we the star of deathcame into thought about two years ago Joey where we knew that that this is where the industry wasgoing that we were gonna have to have a real flagship item besides you know what we already hadand I'm glad you mentioned about the calorie count because that had a lot to do with the
35:38formulation of this product too because we knew we were going to have to make something strongthat didn't have a lot of calories in it and that we could you know give the people a good amountof product for their money and basically about two years ago we started formulating thisand it took a good year of really just throwing stuff away we literally got him on the marketabout a year ago but only about eight to nine maybe ten months ago we really got him to wherethey're at today and it's taken you know this long a time to get him to where they're at nowand we got you to thank for a lot of it to be dead honest with you well it's crazy becauseI like uh you know we were talking about early when you guys got here we're talking about Jason
36:29Lee from uh NBC from my name is Earl and we're talking about Queen Latifah how I judged themby how they treated me after I worked with them you know Lee and I eat tons of edibles on this TVshow and you know it's not that we leave here then we come back to the next thing oh my god we gotso fucked up no the cameras and our voices let people know they're getting fucked up thesetwo guys are real or Joey and Lee again Lee you know whatever uh what the fuck was I talking abouthere you're talking about Jason Lee and it's the same thing with edibles you know you guys reachedout to me and said thank you you were very sincere about it you know I like that the term peoplework from strength if you have a good product you can sleep at night if you have a good product
37:16you have no reason to reach out you know I've eaten bang bars on here they've never said thank youhey man thank you for mentioning the podcast you guys turned around and wanted to meet the next dayand you know brought varying 200 fucking stars it's gonna keep Lee busy till July well gee I believeI might just give you that bag show them a show them back and you could just walk the fucking uhBoston usually the bag comes with three yeah that's about three thousand ready for your secondstart of the day you're okay Lee you got we gotta go out tonight we got things oh am I coming withyou absolutely no no I'm gonna leave you at home like an orphan tell you to go fuck yourself yeahyou're coming with me in my goomba where you're gonna go you're gonna stay at home and do what
37:51well with this I'm yeah I'm gonna watch a lot of something hang up a good time you might eat a pieceof cheese uh you guys reached out and and that shows me that you're where your heart is atand you have a great product and we talk about it here you know uh I'm very fortunate you guysbrought his presents and stuff we'll talk about you know if something's good I'm gonna let motherfuckersfucking know you know and uh I went to Indianapolis and I gave a friend of mine some hard candiesand he was fucked up we were fucked up all of us were fucked up you know and listen the proof isin the pudding and again that little hard candy how many calories is in that uh the hard candyprobably has maybe 35 calories in yeah again you could eat one of those and zoom because they're 25
38:36real pound for pound milligrams like the ones I used to give Lee in the beginning then yougot discontinued to start that how do you determine milligrams I'm sure we everybody at home give methe whole breakdown on what goes in from A to Z the milligrams basically the breakdown Joey's umin candy um basically concentrates are used and in baked goods butters used so basically what wehave to do is we have to get a gauge on what the test results are on each separate one so we'lltest our concentrates which is our wax or hash oil or you know whatever whatever it is we're usingfor that particular run okay normally our runs will consist of about three months to where we'lluse the same stuff for about three month period and we'll go ahead and get that tested okay and then
39:28when the test results come back we have to gauge the test results and then adjust the amount ofmedicine that goes into each product per those test results basically with the butter we'll get apound of butter tested and then whatever it tests out to we'll adjust down what we have to do as faras putting that into our baked goods but it's basically just a lot of math and makes me wish Iwould have paid more attention in science class when I was younger now the butter how is the buttermade this is a recipe you guys have we make our I'm not going to give too much away but I'll letyou know this much we do make our butter with crock pots our butter is made with crock pots wefind that method to be less time consuming and when we do what we do it's all about time I mean we
40:25we're up against it all the time for days of the week if you know what I mean there isn't enoughof them now do you grow your own weed sit sit we work with a network of growers we have about10 to 15 growers at any given time that we're working with all the time like I told you earlierthey they basically talked me out of growing when I when I first started in this and I'll be honestwith you again I'm kind of glad that they did because the the margins for growers have droppedtremendously in the last five years I mean the poor guys have taken a 40 50 percent hit on what theydo well there's weed everywhere now there there there is there's weed that you know there's medicalmarijuana stores everywhere they slowed down a little bit up in north hollywood in studio city
41:12if I don't go to sunset herbal I don't know where the other one is around close by maybe somewhereon burbank boulevard or somewhere in magnolia but I don't really know where they're at around youknow they where they used to be four of them there was one across the street from sunset herbalthe one next to the bank of america and then there was a santana on about a magnolia boulevardnext to that fucking place where everybody stands online for breakfast egg you know a place I'mtalking about I'm sure you've been to eat eat fuck it is yeah there that closed down the guysnext to the ha ha up the corner they closed down they moved to kanoga park because they were tooclose to the church and the christians across the street from sunset herbal they fucking moved out
41:55they took up in the market yeah they're they're um they're actually doing it very quietly toothey're doing it through letters and through basically threatening fine threatening youknow threatening fines but landlords and exactly but it's changed a lot joey it's changed up to behonest with you when we first started doing this I wouldn't be sitting here with you doing thisjust because of the way things were back then nobody wanted their publicity nobody wantedpublicity nobody wanted it but I always found this interesting when I travel you know peopleask me about the flying jew people ask me but people really want to know it's like they want meto take them on a tail like they you know you were a kid and you say daddy daddy tell me the
42:42story about the witch a long long time ago in a place far away there was a lady who didn't washher feet whatever the fuck this story but the different story it's what they want to know theyreally want to know like how do you you know how can you tell it's got 125 milligrams how do you goin do you bring an id card people are anxious you know and it's and it's it's you know they always havethe the hollywood tours they should just have a medical marijuana tour they have them in denverreally have them in denver they have to make a lot of money just show people you know go to thisplant and that plant and you know listen you're going to show the point you're going to show themthe b plant you're not going to show them the fucking a plant you know you're going to show them
43:22the little back cave with it they close it down they close it down you know but you're not goingto show them the main fucking thing the stars like I said it was the calories do you haveproducts with diabetics one which one we did have a few back in the day but it ended up beingdifficult to keep them stuck because nobody was buying them but we have one thing it's glycerinand the glycerin we have is vegan and kosher friendly so and it's diabetic friendly becausethe glycerin goes on what in anything you want it to basically that's what makes it so good youcan bake with it you can put it in a soda you can drop it straight you can drop it straight in yourmouth and believe it or not you can put it in the pen and smoke it also are there a lot of vegans
44:05who are eating edibles yes wouldn't eat non-vegan edibles yes there are filipe yes there arefilipe buy certain edibles because they're vegan I've had this conversation before yeah a coupleedibles on there now you spoke about the butter yes speak about with the other end what's theother thing you have the concentrates concentrate what is that going um the concentrates is goingin these that's why these are so slap happy um basically um it's it's just it's a measuringprocess for every run that we make normally like I said when we when we get stuff in we get basicallyit's a three month you know or higher supply that we have access to and we know that okay we'regoing to make a test run we send that off to the lab once we get the results back let's say that I
44:58run I give them a gram of concentrate and it comes back at 80 percent thc joey okay basicallythen what I have to do is is if it's 80 percent thc I have to figure out how to get this how to getmy batch up to the point of where each one of these and we have it believe believe it or not we haveit counted out to the to the exact star we know how many get stars get poured out of each batchand then we have to gauge it and then I just basically do division to divide it down to 125 eachone multiply it up and then we know how much wax has to go into each batch you learn somethingfucking Lee I just can't imagine I can't believe that you do all that we do stoned out of yourmind we do all that stoned out of our mind Lee see Lee and you are not a fucking star I'm not worried
45:50about it I'm not I called you were here two in the morning and and and all we do is hit the nailnow Lee we we we very rarely smoke flowers anymore so we're walking around pretty comatose all thetime but we managed to get it done now could you I know since you're making it but could you alsosell it directly or do you have to go through like a we go through we go through the dispensaries andone thing I would like to say is I I I much appreciate all the love that we get from your fansout there we love them but we can't ship any product no I can't ship it actually on the web pagewe really apologize for that but we we just can't ship any product and what's the reason for thatthe reason is is because if they're a non-medical matter the minute it crosses the border into a
46:36non-medical marijuana state it's all over no I know I know you can't go and ship it internationallybut I thought like they have some delivery services now we so that would be kind of like the bestway to do it you supposedly I'm hearing you can ship within the state of California okay but we'renot why take the chance why did you could ship within the state of california because I knowfriends who have gotten like from dispensaries right ship and say there's something I don't thinkthey're intercept your package it's just a regular package it's when you start you know I saw it onpage 20,000 times and people will not give a fuck come on do me the favor I party no listen we don'tgive a fuck what you want or what you don't want you want this you want some yeah yeah yeah how do
47:23I do it okay you take a plane to LA actually get a uber you go to fucking some doctor andthe brail the sienna can pay the hundred bucks oh by the way you got to get the no they won't evengive you a license you got you got to get a driver's license driver's license so it's a couple monthsso yeah yeah yeah you could do it you could start today take the flight out take the fucking ubergo get your driver's license right here on whatever it's a three hour wait now with the new immigrationfucking law and guess what we live in immigrationville and then you're gonna have to go fucking getthat you're gonna have to fucking go get a doctor's thing and then you have to drive up here and getthe stars so unless you're gonna do that you're in no fucking danger I've eaten edible oh fuck
48:02yourself I get people to bring me some who the fuck are you I don't even know you I'm gonna geta felony because you know it's a momo once I'm out with me it's a hell of a long way to the DMVnow Lee have you seen it they don't give a fuck they got Mexicans that went underground for 20 yearswe're throwing away the bicycle it's time to get a fucking car you're crazy you go get afucking Denise and it's a man you know I hear it all the time I travel so I hear it all the timethat what people in their mind think that you know and they good it's like a joke for thembring a chibo I wouldn't bring you a stick of dynamite fuck sucker fucking bring a chiboa fly it in for you you fly it you know listen and I'll say this openly on the air when I first
48:49got my medical my one license I was impressed with this shit and I told my friends about in Jerseyand they're like mail me a package and I would go and mail it out to the Hollywood Post Office onIvar there you know which one is it Ivar that big one there on on Wilcox it's on Wilcox andwhatever Wilcox and Selma the way it was yeah right there there's that big posting you knowhow many times how many how many times how many times I mail stuff through there that motherfuckernever made it those motherfucking thieves in there those Filipinos they take everythingdo you think I'm kidding you listen they got no white people worked let's get thefucking thing all right they're all Filipinos they're so specific those Filipinos they fucking
49:29they'll rob you blind those buck buck motherfuckers will take every fucking thing listen they deliveredthe book and took the weed out I sent my buddy a book in a video they took the weed I mean theystill delivered the mail though they don't give a fuck so yeah you can't mail nothing out guysit's not gonna these people waiting these people don't know they're not prepared for you at thefucking post office they're ready they they know what it looks like they know what it smells likein a fucking bag I don't care if you cripple fucking seal it after 24 hours that motherfucker'sgonna start stinking for years they sold those non-stink baggies I would double them up in myball sack it depends because two hours that's the stuff starts fucking reeking out of your pants I
50:06don't give a fuck what they tell you with the no stick not that skunk they're growing here not thatfucking skunk so but you ain't getting shit in the fucking mail don't even ask how suckersyou got to move to Los Angeles guys that's the only thing I tell everybody with a great deal ofrespect and now thanks what are the states do they sell edibles at right now at this presenttime just Denver okay you've got right now I think you've got Washington Colorado Washington ColoradoOregon I think has started a small edible program and Massachusetts and Maine I thinkbut I'm not a hundred percent sure I I'm pretty sure of Massachusetts I'm not sure about somebodyfrom Denver contact you what if a store from Denver heard this podcast today and said I want
50:57the stars of debt here and they contacted you with the license number and the whole thing we wouldhave to produce those in the state of Colorado yes yes we would I'm just asking you questionsI really don't know absolutely there's people right now that have dispensaries going hey I wantthose stars of debt if they're fucking Uncle Joey up and bringing Lee back to Israel well don'tlike doesn't cheap it you have offices here and in Colorado yes so that's what you do not yournext move in time you know I hate I hate the fucking snow me too it's nice no it's fucking lightyou know hey listen man this is a I had a friend that was I did this movie he was he was all fuckedup when he was young and he got out of prison like a who the fuck knows 48 who gets out of prison
51:45that's fucking 48 you know no job and he got a job selling duct tape in the valley I've toldthe story on here duct tape hi how you doing my name is Pete you want to buy duct tape Petemy boxes I'll give it to you at this rate and you're like yeah you know and he sold duct tapehe became the salesman of the month the salesman of the year eventually when they got to an argumentyou tell the guy go fuck yourself I'll sell tape from my house so I sell tape from his house thestreet he lived in in Laurel Canyon he was selling so much tape that the UPS guy couldn't come downthe block no more in the trucks he said this this whole front yard were pallets and one day3M bought him out and gave him you know 10 million dollars for his company that he had
52:28selling tape what if I mean that's that's the next thing that's the next question you knowyou guys got a great recipe I mean eventually this is going to blow up this you know there'slike I said when I go to the refrigerator when you go to the fucking refrigerator at SunsetHerbal and I gotta tell you something they've got everything Sunset Herbal really tries I mean I givethem that credit you know I would never want the heat to go in there because they're gonna lose92 pounds of weed at one shot they never fucking bought weed in New York in the 80s you have oneounce there in the top if you went to the Colombians in the 80s they had one ounce of fucking cocaineand if not they called Pablo and he came down from the floor floor in another bag if the feds
53:06come in they got all the weed on the fucking walls that's what happened to Kushmark that's whatput Kushmark out of business they couldn't recover from there because they had pounds on the wallsput those fucking pounds somewhere else put a quarter pound there and once you get next toan ounce you call fucking poncho and they'll run across the street with the fucking replacementwhy do you have 90 fucking different jars of weed they got a lot of fucking strains in therethe people that go in there are stoners that you gotta you gotta assume half of them arestoners and the other half are running on fucking no brain cells they're fucking retardedso they go in there now you know they go into Disneyland for fucking weed you got 19 different
53:41types of weed 10 OGs full fucking PRs you know yes yes i'm sorry i get emotional about my marijuanathat's what i'm trying to say here what happens if somebody comes to three fucking million goesi'm buying this fucking star of debt it's over but you got to work in Colorado for a year andconsult then you have to get your snowshoes and you and you got to get a pet penguinand get the work you know i'm saying it's over that's a pretty specific request to be dead honestwith you joey i i hate to say it but i would take it fuck yeah i'm too old now joey i'm too oldlisten i'm too old to i'm too old for you want a banana peel you gotta do what you do every daysomebody got sushi i gotta eat it somebody got sushi leave you gotta fucking eat it you understand
54:24me i feel you don't we look at the shape of you oh yeah you want brownie uh i'll eat sure no i can'tum but are there like corporateedible makers or or weed growers or is it mostly like mom and popsort of companies it used to be 98 mom and pop i would have to say it's gone to 50 50 nowwhat's a big company the one in the one in colorado is the biggest they make the ediblesthey report to the the one on 60 minutes did you watch that report yes yes that guy's gotta bethe biggest he's a businessman that um there's just there's so many big companies out therein ali there's chiba chews there's the venice cookie company there's um hobby there's there's
55:12hubby hubby is still around um i remember back in the day just meeting and just getting stonedwith hubby at collectors me just running into him while we were both making deliveries andjust going in the back and partying up with hubby i haven't seen him in like five or six yearsprobably and he's huge now he's huge he's got san francisco he's got here yeah he's he's definitelyhuge but um there's there's a lot of big companies out there there's a lot of big people that aretaking their their strains of of of their og's and their grows and their their branding their namesnow crown og is getting to be one of the bigger names as far as flowers go and all the concentrateand extract guys that are making the wax and the shatter and the crumble they're all branding their
56:06stuff now and there's just there's it's all about getting a name out there now and and it's funnybecause back in the day the last thing you wanted out there was your name as a deal yeah so but it'sa different game you know i drive around i'm pretty loyal i just go to sunset herbal becauseit's convenient for me the girls are great the guy is great you know it's a great collective to goto it really is it really is and it makes a big difference when you have that little rule at firsti didn't know how to feel about him because i used to go to the guys next door the armenians nextdoor the armors who were very sweet i still keep in touch with them they were very sweet they justso i felt kind of hypocritical going in but i got to like them there was nowhere else in the
56:48neighborhood to go and like i said when you go in that shelf and you look when i look in that shelfand i see bang bars who've been around they're out of the bay area i see the cookies we used to eati see the kiva bars that's another big that bars they're making a run for it now you know you gotto give them credit and they're a class act i have to tell them they are very much a class acttheir product is quality their packaging is quality and all of their point of sale stuff isquality they're i think they're one of those companies that really has a good managementstaff in it and they've they've definitely know what they're doing and they've got some moneybehind them well are they corporate i think and they're public are they public no i don't think
57:30they're public but i think they i think they do have some money behind them i it's just for aslong as we've been doing this joey and it's it's been it's been almost eight years now just solidlydoing this the margins aren't that great to where you're going to get rich just doing this unlessyou really go big you have to have money to get a sales force out there and get your product outthere and that that's basically to make it um you know along a kiva bar a bang bar make it alongthose lines you've really you've got to have some people willing to invest some money in your productsee you know i i'm looking at a guy like you and it's like a guy like mewe're a little in the years yes we are you get a nut you write your number down your magic
58:16number what you need you write down what you need on top of that to eat sushi four nights a week andmaybe you know and you find the niche and you deliver and you have your little stores and that'sgreat you're pretty satisfied with that or your son takes over and takes this uh you know to thenext fucking level but i think that's where the uh the flavors will start because you're not theresee that's the part of this business i don't like i'm a control freak okay anybody knows no no noanybody who wants to launch something that they really love has to be in control of it if youreally love something and you have a three four year window okay you have to very much be in controlfrom A to Z i watched rosanne bar on larry king and she says that abc sat her down one day and they
59:04said hey we need to knock cosby out and she went the fired people cursed motherfuckers out but shetook control she goes you know a comedian is the we do everything we produce we write i got a bunchof sturdy comics and we took the the show to number one but she fucking controlled it youcontrol it you know every move and it's mind boggling you know once you have it's the lawof diminishing returns especially if you're an econ major whatever the fuck you are you know yougot three kitchens and you can only serve as this kitchen who knows what fucking blanca is doingkitchen number two mario's doing kitchen number three and then you're getting complaints and thenyou know the that that's what i like about you guys that you have controlled it you have a great
59:49product thank you joey we appreciate that that that's we do this for the patients that's thebottom line you know we do it for the patients because we know what it's like to need somethingthat is going to work for you and you know and not only is going to work for you the first timebut it's going to work for you every time and i can't say that you know eventually your tolerancemight wean a little bit and you might need harrowing you might you might me and you harrowingyou might you might need two of the 25 milligram stars instead of one league but 25 milligramsbut um but uh but other than that you know we try and put a consistent product out there and wetry and keep a tight reign on it and this is not the greatest business in the world to own if
01:00:34you're a control freak like i am because it's tough you you really because you know hey this isyou know this is us this is me and you know when i'm making a delivery or somebody that works forme is making a delivery this is you know this this shines on us and you know i don't everwant it to be subpar i don't ever want it to be this batch was worse than the last batch i alwayswant it to be consistent because the patients deserve it they really do because people peopleare going alternative and if if if they're not getting what they need from alternative medicinethere's a risk that they might go back to the evil medicine was i like to call it andthat's just that's that's unacceptable for me now what's the suggested price for the bag of three
01:01:29stars um the suggested price in the clinic is $15 $15 that's five hours of fucking star yesto get fucked up now that's the other point thing that i liked when i saw your productyou know i'm a comedian and i go on the road and i have a wife and a two-year-old you knowi don't drink i don't do blow so a little budget i have is for thc and when i go in there uh thestars are 15 bucks i see these fucking morons that are putting out 500 milligram shit andcharging $40 and i don't they had one there and i would look at it every day and look at the ownerover there and whatever and go see it's not gonna move well if who wants to come in this is all youneed think about this five dollars a fucking star lee five five dollars a fucking star yeah and like
01:02:24that's the price of what maybe if you're lucky five dollars a fucking but what i'm saying what i'msaying is it's the price of a drink and a drink where at a bar at a back bar surrounded by crackholes and fucking transgenders at los coyotes with some guy with a felony in the gun next to youi was saying $15 you're gonna fucking the federal at seven eight bucks for a fucking beer right sobut for one so from no no disrespect to the transgendersi'm sorry i didn't mean to disrespect oh my god no but i'm just saying for like the price of lessthan one drink you're gonna get fucked up you only need one of them and you could do homeworkyou won't get a du y if you put vizena you can at least drive home you know what i'm saying
01:03:08let's say you get stuck here you put a little vizena in the eye you'll make a fucking home nobodygets that feeling sir and you can go to work the next day and that's so important joey you don'teven know how important that is for us because when you're fucked up on fucking oxy content andvikin and xanax and every volume and everything else they give to you you know how you fuckingfeel in the morning when you wake up you feel like you need you feel like you need to takeanother pill a dog i used to do some good blow ice i feel like i was getting electrocuted in themorning after the drive i did some blow one time i couldn't talk for three fucking days i did somuch of it it was like i was getting electrocuted i would just shake i would try to keep it together
01:03:45like i didn't shake like that dude on tv but i would fucking you know whatever it was i don'tknow what it does i just like in my mind i get zaps up my spine so that's always fucking bad atleast i had how you feeling my brother i'm feeling pretty good so you're the official you're theofficial taster you're the one that made me go back and get these stars so you don't thank melee lee's eyeballs were the one that's when i saw lee and i kept calling him and he kept saying oh noon the phone i knew i was like what the fuck because i'm giving lee chi but she was broken180s and half and giving him three quarters and he's been fucked up but he hasn't been talkingabout jesus and making noises and your shit that smile on your face is worth it all it's
01:04:28fucking worth it all let me give some shout outs we'll get you out of here i'm gonna give a shoutout to my main girl brandy lin uh i'm gonna give you a holla soon chant stram rikki spanishburbank 818 ross dude justin chase pookie motherfucking spooky viny gorgeous and pete i don't know whatthe fuck boucher i was like let's say that boucher if it ain't that fucking hit me up and we'llchange it tomorrow did that plane sound like it was super close so last night they closedburbank boulevard last night from a bomb scare from uh cofax all the way to laurel canyon somebodycalled me and said are you okay and i said yeah they go you know they have fucking helicoptersand the bombs get well i got the call today that the bomb went off and the bomb stuff is still in
01:05:19the street and there was a they put a bomb in front of a jewish daycare and the bomb went off nobody'sheard about this they haven't reported this they haven't where cofax on cofax on burbank the bombwent off last night in front of this is why people don't fucking believe nothing i'm sick andtired they show you what did you're fucking people's heads getting cut off but they don't show you thisshit so the bomb went off in front of a jewish daycare when it went off they blew little paperslittle nazis little hitler fucking motherfuckers or some shit so they didn't report that to youyou know so there you see that church is telling you that's how we roll informativefucking news just in case you get a little kid in a jew school pull them up take them to a catholic
01:05:59school they never blow up catholic schools they're the ones that finger bang it at least you'll bealive you know what i'm saying nobody shoots up the fucking catholic schools they always go afterthe fucking jew schools i never understood that shit i like jewish people too what a fucking shamethat's all there was back in the valley in the old days jews in the town are you kidding part of itwas italian my friend was telling me history of there was one part of the valley where it wasjust italian people that i don't even know how they ended fucking here and that's why they saythis part of the valley has good italian food and i found some good sources from time burbankburbank burbank that used to be the area a lot of italians in burbank back in the day burbank
01:06:40looks like it's 1940 you get driving burbank and start driving you're like what the where am i whattwilight zone fucking episode of my uh by the bread place right before you go with a flappyright yeah drive that street at night there's not a it's like the 1950s it's like uh it's not a soulon the streets well it's like pleasantville kind of don't get pulled over in burbank why not so youcan't smoke in burbank right can't smoke you can't smoke cigarettes 500 no 300 cigarette 100 milesfor a joint so it pays to smoke reefer i said if you go to burbank tell disney to suck your dicktell mickey to come hit a joint and give him a hundred yards something happened to that i didn'tknow what was going on i want lee to break it down and at the end we'll fucking uh talk about this
01:07:24shit uh what happened with arisha for you oh that's great okay so he was on rogan yesterday orearlier in the week and they were talking about how apparently howard stern said something to theeffect of podcasts or for losers something like it that's not real you're not a real entertaineryou're not going to make any money unless you're broadcasting on to rest your radio and i was justsaying how stupid that was how you can make real money and and normally he said that he said likeyou don't need to know how to go into an act break because you have a good conversation and justobviously it's on rogan between them they get millions of downloads every monthit's obviously a good format it's not they still have xm but podcasting is definitely
01:08:15not for losers and then someone played that for stern and stern just went off on how already isn'teven an opening act no one knows about him he should go to places like like a buffalo and be andtry to be on the radio and get followers that way and then be a comedian and it was just so stupidlike stern made all of our his points for him it was pretty funny it's i saw the the uh the originalfootage of him saying it and i didn't respond to it i didn't feel you know i didn't i just didn'trespond to it i didn't think i thought that it was weird that howard stern would say that in the firstplace you know i'm a howard stern fan i think it's brilliant radio but it's like uh i don't know i justdidn't sound brilliant today yeah no it didn't sound like uh i don't know what made stern say that
01:09:09you know stern is like i said he's brilliant he said some great things i could play it if youwanted but no i don't give a fuck it's just weird that uh i got a couple emails and they wanted meyou know they asked me what i thought about uh howard stern saying this shit and i just said thatit didn't really affect i don't know why he would say that podcast is for losersit's like a the growing thing right now people enjoy it it's a little bit more freedom of speechyou know without being on serious i never did radio before why would i want to get into radiosomebody said just get some mics and talk and have a conversation and most importantly be reali didn't want to be uh somebody telling me not to play a certain song or somebody not to
01:09:51saying that you know fucking filipinos or they robbed the fucking post-doc what happened tofuck box box they're my buddy my my dog my daughter's godmother's filipino what are youtalking about she's a buck buck i go up there all the time i love them i love the kids that's myknees but uh i just didn't know what it's i don't know people sometimes say i think either he seesthe writing on the wall that radio is going away or also he i mean he is super successful maybe hejust thinks he maybe he doesn't realize that the whole industry has collapsed around himmaybe that's it but i don't it just didn't make sense and yeah we don't maybe have them the millionsof listeners that he has but it's not something he said just he said you could reach more people
01:10:35by screaming by screaming out your window you know i didn't do this i didn't start the podcastseriously i never started the podcast with the thought of money i never really did i looked atthis something to do something to just reach out an outlet once a week just to maybe get your voiceheard or whatever i never knew that we would get a hundred thousand downloads or two hundred thousanddownloads i had no idea this i didn't do this to to be popular i did this because i just thoughtthis was a good thing for the future it kept us focused and all of a sudden it became what it didthat's all i did on this would be successful for you if you made no money from sponsors let's justsay but you brought people to the shows that that would be for the amount of we put we put work into
01:11:23this but if that's all it was that would be great i love doing this right i love having communicationwith the people online i love being active on social media you know every time i write an emailit just helps my writing so to me this is all an exercise for somebody to put it down hey i've putdown i put down a movie chef today who the fuck who the fuck knows but uh i don't know i just don'tknow why how it's done would say something like that i don't know what avenue he's coming up on ori just and the way he said it so i didn't i don't know what led up to that conversation on the radioand the the drawing thing for me was is because i've always heard that he was greati think by the time i was in high school he was already on xm so i couldn't didn't hear him
01:12:08but i've always heard he's a great interviewer and he's a great broadcaster but afteryears of just listening to podcasts when i was listening to that 20 minute clip today it wasstill it was gross to listen to like his his his co-host like just backing him up and and beinglike a weird like a weird laugh it was kind of like morning radio with like sound effectsit wasn't anywhere near as good this is radio i couldn't have you on as a guest no i couldn'thave you on to talk to you about this i wanted to i want people to know what's going on here andand and not you know i listen it could it could be a little bit about what he fears too you knowyeah no and i know it's that listen i could come up when we talk about medical marijuana is a
01:12:52smoking in the room or whatever and i listen when i first got my license i'm not gonna lie to you irubbed the whole medical aspect on my ass so i didn't believe i didn't know what they were talkingabout but i met people i spoke to different people i spoke to a guy that had like a crew cut onetime he was a marine and he was telling me i was son made of meat for cancer and how now he wasloving eating it in the afternoons i see what andrew dice clay this guy was anti-marijuanahe's off every fucking valium he took now he just uh he was on on beyond for a long timenow he loves smoking weed those are the advantages i see you know sometimes my knee hurts i smokecouple fucking joints eating a couple edibles i forget about it like god damn pain you know
01:13:35it does have his advantages but uh i i feel in my heart where you guys are coming from you knowyou've you've talked to people you've made it affordable for them you've given us every fuckingdifferent way to ingest it which is delicious all of them are delicious so thank you guys from thebottom of my heart and like i said i just wanted to bring you a property if this thing would havegot me fucked up and you guys wouldn't have said nothing to me on twitter i would have still talkedabout it but i wouldn't have put my heart through it you guys reaching out just makes it all thebetter so if you're in cali if you're in northern cali and you're in the fucking area swing by andget some uh anarchy edibles and let you southern cali southern cali whatever the fuck if they come
01:14:17down from northern cali you'll leave that's what i was saying if you come up from vegas or if youlive you have a license now if you have a license from another state is eligible here no it's notthey there's only a couple states where you can cross right this cross new jersey's one of themand i think nevada's the other one that if we go there we could get a good there with our licensein new jersey too new jersey's the other one yes no shit that is actuallyyeah what the fuck lee what are you gonna do lee you come with me what are you gonna come you'reall right to drive i ubered because i knew that when they were coming over i was like oh this isthe shit show show them the big one show them the big one oh the six thousand six six thousand
01:14:55milligrams yeah so each wing is probably a thousand milligrams oh look at it look at it i'll zoom inso we should we should cut this up maybe like 12 pieces and just have a last supper partyand give like a bigger piece to like jesus or some shit this is a tremendous i can't wait toeat this one night let's listen to pink Floyd naked backwards let me give a shout out to oursponsors listen i'm gonna be in motherfucking sacramento thursday friday and saturday this weektwo shows thursday uh two shows friday two shows saturday is my main man diagostinoand then next thursday night don't forget this is not happening on comedy essentialwith my main motherfucking man ari shafir what's up lee what do you got you gotta say something
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01:21:59you can go to my blog just go to lisa dot com at least i had that count that's second put somebass in that voice you fuck tell him to put something in the start of that i'll give myvoice base right now what voice base there's no voice you get super quiet too who you i don't getquiet can you imagine this podcast if i was fucking quiet yeah it happens all the time i ain'tsaying i gotta talk i gotta talk i don't know how i feel you talk you're like super quiet you're likenpr joeyput on kicking the door by beggy kicking the door wave in the four four from the beginning withjohn boy kicking the door yeah kicking the door let me see which one you which one you got here
01:22:40do you want to watch the video or just play this no just play the fucking song please well you gotto irritate me more than i'm already irritated because it doesn't take you two hours but yougot to get it from the beginning that's the only way steven bow was going to come back on the shownext week he said he went home made the star and said the fucking i'm bailing out i can't take ityou ever hear this bad boy television and i'm trevin jones and i've been conversing with the madrapper and quite frankly he's very mad we're gonna try to find out why so we'll take some questionsat this point from our studio audience yes ma'am please stand and state your name and where you'rehi my name is shea and i'm from new rochelle and i just don't understand why you so mad yeah
01:23:24like what you're so mad about yeah you know yo you want to know why you're first of all you can'tbe asking me no question i'm saying who the fuck is you you know i'm gonna tell you why i'm madi'm gonna tell you why i'm mad i'm gonna tell you why i'm mad these niggas are making five hundredthousand dollar videos you know i'm saying they drive it around in hot cars you know i'm sayingthey got bitches they got all that shit you know i'm still living with my mom's you know i'm sayingthat's my word you know i'm saying i'm making records i ain't made no money yeah i don't makethis my fourth album yo this is my fourth album i ain't made a dime yeah this nigga made one albumhe making wild records that ready did i shit it was all right it was all right you know what i
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