Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #284 - Auntie Dolores Edibles, Joey Diaz, and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: May 22, 2015

Julianna Carella and Marjorie Fischer, Owner and Head Of Development for Auntie Dolores Edibles and Treatibles CBD Pet Treats, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio. This podcast is brought to you by:   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.   
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Recorded live on 05/21/2015.
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We're headed to Vegas, baby. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You get fucked in the ass. I'm telling somebody. You understand me? Oh, yeah, motherfuckers. What's the story, Lisa? Lisa, I've been telling you this fucking years and you look at me like I'm fucking retarded. There's always somebody there to try to fucking take your pain. Oh, I know. I put on the thing every day to grab your balls or your pussy and go get your fucking lunch money back because if you allow these fucking cocksuckers, they will take your lunch money and they don't do it with a gun. See, I'm old school. I'm from New York City like you. You want to rob me? You show up with the gun. I'll give you the chain. I'll give you the rings.

I'll give you the wallet. I'll give you everything. But don't try to fucking call me and muscle in on something that I already did that you know I'm gonna have to pay 10% for. And you're like, hi, how are you? Listen, dawg, those days are done. You had a chance to wiggle and hide and you could fell on your face. So now stick to what you know. These motherfuckers, everybody wants to fucking get 10% from your fucking money and the government. I found out I paid a copay to doctor that I probably didn't have to pay. So now I have to go talk to them next week. How much they charge you? It's 30 bucks. It's not a lot, but it adds up. But I got a blood test. I almost passed out. I know you did. Those fucking things are tremendous. The first time I got one, it was just in a bag

by the floor. But then I didn't know they have the tube right at your elbow now. So I opened my eyes, I looked down and I got a little bit lightheaded. Fuck yeah. That's why I looked the other way. I bring the iPod. I put Santana. Fuck yeah. Anti Dolores in the house and Marjorie. One of the girls from the fucking look at them mixing shit up and shit with the new packaging. Look at this shit. This is for fucking Gentiles right here. The same for gorillas like me. This should have put you on a different planet. Look at the fucking packaging. This is a Gentile. Oh my God. It's low glycemic. Oh non GME coin. Okay. Whatever the fuck it is. All I want to see is the devil. You know what I'm saying? I don't care if I eat popcorn or a little crack. I just want to

see the fucking devil. He does that too. I want to see the devil Marjorie. What's up, Anthony D? Talk to me, baby. Oh man, it's great. I gotta congratulate you. Leap some bounds at this company since we met. Thank you. Now the 500 milligram brownies out. No more. No more. It was too much. It was too much. We found that people want to see the devil. But sometimes it's only three or four people that really, really want to see the devil. They just walk around talking about gluten and fucking granola and shit now. They've been smoking pots since. But they don't want to see the fucking devil. No. That time in San Jose, that was one of the scariest moments I had in my life. That time I went. Oh now you tell me. The time when I ate the

half real off the bat and I had to get the chicken. The shrimp. The shrimp to fucking calm me down. He was about to go on stage. I was about to go on stage and the adrenaline mixed with this. Because that's what you got to remember. On stage, it becomes something else. You know, people don't know. I know my good friend Joe Rogan had that thing mesmerized. What is it when you fucking memorize? Memorize what happens to you when you eat marijuana, changes in your living. It becomes Keith of Hostess 3. Who gives a fuck? Everybody wants to read a book. Just smoke the joint and shut your fucking cake hole. You know what I'm saying? Everybody wants to be Johnny. I'm the smartest fuck on the block. Fuck you. Who gives? You know what I'm saying? They show up

with a hookah. Why are you going to smoke that shit to get bad breath? Put some fucking weed in that thing and stop it. Stomach. We went and smoked hookahs last night, really? I'm surprised. You don't smoke a fucking hookah. I've smoked hookah before. I'm sure you have while you're eating hummus and with no shoes on. No. Don't why waste your fucking lungs. What's happening, Oh man. I'm just sad. I'm letting all that innovation in this industry. You know what I mean? It's just, it's great. We're pretty fortunate. The industry's grown, leaps and bounds and you're still here. Still standing. That's the most. See, when I first got my license, I noticed people were showing up and disappearing. Showing up first, the edibles are really strong. They kill you.

And then after they realize they're not making money, they take the, they put more fucking cookie batter in and less reefer. And then you're like, what the fuck is this? Or sometimes you just get used to the product and you know, the stores, sometimes you drop a rice crispy off and the thing gets fucking hard. So I bring it home, but I realized you got to put it in the microwave oven. I didn't know that. You put in, you put one of those THC motherfucking rice crispies in the microwave oven. You let those fucking cancer cells cook up and shit and mix up with the THC, forget nice and warm THC. When you smoke THC, it's warm. It is. Yeah. When you smoke, it burns, right? So we're eating this THC that's fucking cold. We got to put these cookies in the

oven. Can you guys sell cookie dough and like bake your own cookies? That's the fucking. Yeah. Yeah. We'd love to do stuff like that. If the health department would allow for those kinds of products, a lot of health departments are perishable items like that for unknown reasons. I gave a Southwest airline store this two of your pretzels one time. She didn't know I had them on the thing. And she's like, these pretzels look so yummy. And I'm showing them. I'm like, they're non-gluten, non-glycemic, knock yourself out. It was one of those flights from Burbank to San Jose. So I didn't see her at the end of the flight. It was quick. I just ran off the fucking plane somewhere. She's like, I didn't smoke pot. She's out of hearing right now going, I'm telling you,

I never smoked pot in my fucking life. Some chubby dude gave me a pretzel. You fuck that dirty bitch. But it's gonna touch my fucking food next time. It's weird. They just said that it's very similar to podcasts. When you think about it, like the whole, the industries have a lot of people come in and they come in really big with all these big ideas and stuff. But then in six months, I don't know how long it takes them and but they just, they disappear. So it must be interesting and how long have you guys been doing it? A while, at least three years, two years, seven years, 2008. We got our start in San Francisco Do you know who the first person where you had a boss was?

Kid by the name of Felipe Sparza was the first person I was bragging about the peanuts. Two years before I had him, he kept saying, did you get the peanuts full? Did you get the peanuts full? And that's what happened. He got them up in the Bay Area and we kept looking and then they showed up somewhere. They showed up at Kushmark and he called me. This is 2009. Yeah, 2010 around there. He called me and he goes, they're there. Go to Kushmark. And that's when I started fucking with Anthony Dolores. This is, I think the, let's see, this is the fourth item we added to our menu. So this goes way back to 2010, probably 2009. So what item is that? Chili lime peanuts. That's right. They're so good. They're so good. No, let me ask you something,

we got the new packaging, which just is amazing. You know, really, you know, there's a lot of people that don't trust. They just don't trust. They just don't trust unless they go see a webpage. And then I wouldn't, in today's fucking, you know, listen, in today's market, if you don't have a webpage and why aren't we talking, you got to have something, show me something, a foot. Even if you put your foot and say, I'm fucked up, I'm working on it. I'm good. At least you got something. At least you went to go daddy and put the figures together. You know what I'm saying? But don't fucking give me a product. And I go looking and there's nothing to read about. You know, that's the selling point. You know, listen, I'm like, I said, I'm a guerrilla.

I used to buy Angel Dust on 118th Street in Snow. The way that comes with a fucking stamp from the FDA. This is good. All we cared about, what the thing was, Jonestown 2020, you know, killing black people, 101, whatever the fuck it was. That's what it was. That was a good brand. That was a good brand. Killing black people. What was the name of that brand? Black Man Killer. That's what it was called. When I was like 16, there was this THC crystal. That ain't right, man. They used to, what the story on the street was that you take buds and leaves and you put them in water and what boils, the THC that comes to the side, you scrape that and then you put it through a process and we would snort it. That's what they told you on the street. But it

was really guerrilla biscuits, AKA Angel Dust, AKA fucking animal tranquilizers. You were fucked up for 12 hours and you know that terrain. I tell a story, but I used to work numbers on 118th Street and I went when they know no numbers today. It's raining and I ended up smoking fucking Angel Dust with a pregnant chick. I didn't know she was pregnant. She had a winter jacket on and I went to get weed and in those days they had the weed and they had the trays for $3. You get like, what's a tray? It's like a joint, but it wasn't really a weird real joint. It was a joint of powder to sprinkle on your fucking joint. What do you think? You got an FDA? Even if they had a website? Probably not. No, they had no fucking website. It's coming soon. So people, yeah, real fucking

soon. He's probably doing it right now in prison. So it's, this is great. This is great because you have a great product. I mean, eight fucking years. How many people? Seven. What's going on? Eight. People have come and gone. Yeah. Yeah. It's not an easy industry to operate in by no means. Yeah, you have to be nimble and adaptive. It's changed so much already. And I mean, even in the last year, it's changed immensely. So it's, but it's never a dull moment. We got to find somebody who's dying from OxyCotin abuse in Florida and just make a meat a bunch of these and give them like a hundred bucks to listen to you die. Somebody dies on haves these next to them like with a note. And that's when we blow up. That's when the company

fucking goes public. A lot of, a lot of people are weaning off their meds with cannabis and a lot of elderly folks as well. Because they're seeing the, they're seeing the light. I saw it with that anxiety medication one day. I just said, let me try a cookie. I'm like, wait a second, something feels weird. You know, I'm sick and tired of smoking. I've been going to jujutsu for two years. I still can't last. I'm breathing fucking heavy. So I've been thinking lately and maybe cotton back on the smoking. Well, you quit for a few months. Yeah. But you vape, right? How vape from time to time. These motherfucking things. This is just tremendous. This is the fucking. It's called a juju joint. Yeah. It's a disposable. It's awesome. How many plus 150. That's got the

quarter gram. There's going to be a half gram model coming out soon. So I'm excited. And they do a CBD pen as well. Now break the CBDs down from break this shit down while we're at it. So people at home, cause I don't fully understand it. Okay. My friend James, we try to break it down to him. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. So you're familiar with THC obviously. So that's one compound in cannabis and there's a whole bunch of them. One of them is CBD and it's cannabidiol. So it's, um, and it's also pronounced cannabidiol depending on who you talk to. But, uh, it's, it's just got a long list of health benefits and some of them are, most of them are substantial, but some of them are really profound actually.

And this ain't the stuff you smoke to get out. Break it down for the people. There's a lot of Americans that think that we're just out here. We're hippies. In my fucking world, I smoke because I'm insecure and I've been smoking since New York city and I love it. I love smoking and reading a book. I love smoking. It's the music. But for some people, the other end of the spectrum is the medical benefits. I've been hearing about, you know, I know what medical marijuana does for cancer patients, somebody who can't eat and keeps buking. This makes them, gives them a little bit of an appetite. It brings a little happiness to them, you know, break down this because I didn't understand like now we have animals, but what are the benefits to

just this CBD? Like can I get, and how does it come? Well, it comes in many forms depending on and how it's cultivated and processed. And so, and you can also derive it from hemp, which is virtually no THC in that plant. So that's where we get our treats is from hemp derived CBD is what we use for the dog treats. And that's because there's zero THC in it, and we want to be able to sell this worldwide. And so, in order to sell it worldwide, it has to have be under a certain threshold of THC. But our THC infused products are also medicinal. I mean, THC has health benefits as well. It's just that CBD, because it's not psychoactive, doesn't get you high, but it has a really long list of health benefits. And so,

people are using it for epilepsy, cancer, any kind of neurological issues at all, including epilepsy and Parkinson's. And then, you know, Crohn's disease. And when I say cancer, I'm talking multiple types of cancer. That was my question. So I've seen like the CNN videos. It's like oil, I think. Yeah. Is that CBD or is that something different? Well, you can have a THC oil. That's what's in this pan. It's a THC rich oil. It's just there's different ways to extract it. And what's really popular right now is CO2 extraction. But there's other ways to extract it. It's just, you know, and then it has different percentages of active ingredient. And so, it's a lot of calculations involved in like the dosage. And how do you do

that when you're high? How do you do that, man? You don't do it. It's done for you. Okay. And most of the oils you see that cancer patients are using, there's CBD in that oil. Usually, it's some blend of CBD and THC. And there's incredible research going on that it doesn't only help the symptoms of cancer, but it's actually targeting the cancer cells and killing them. It's incredible. You know, what is potentially possible with cannabis? You know, if only the federal government would give us the ability to do more research. Now, why would a guy like me start taking a teaspoon every morning? Would that be beneficial? Like some people take flax oil. Yeah. Preventative medicine. Totally. And if you, you know, for anxiety, it's great. You said you were on the meds,

you know, kick the meds. And I kicked the meds. Fuckin' eight. Yeah, I was garbage. I went on that after two weeks. I knew that wasn't for me. It was just too creepy, the feeling I got. Yeah, I mean, CBD and all the cannabinoids, 100% non-toxic, 100% safe, non-addictive, comes from nature. Okay. I mean, it's, it's a big, it's a big secret. It's like the secret, you know, cat's out the bag here. And unfortunately, science is way ahead of politics on this issue. And politics needs to catch up with science, because there's a huge disparity there. And that's why it's still a schedule one narcotic. Are there any side effects besides eating too much? Actually, CBD is not as much of a stimulant, an appetite stimulant. And then there's other

cannabinoids that are actually appetite suppressants, like THCV. So if you're looking for a flower that gets you high, but it doesn't get you hungry, go for THCV rich, which is like Jack the Ripper or we've just basically only had conversations about THC up until now, which is why I think it's confusing to people, because that's all we've really talked about. But the reality is there's just all these other compounds in the cannabis. So they're essentially the same type of compound as THC. They just have different effects. So CBD is one of them, CBN is another, THCV is another. And so now we're paying so much attention to CBD, which is just another one of those compounds, because it has all these amazing effects, and it's non-psychoactive. So we can give it to

animals and children and elderly people that really want to stay away from those psychoactive effects. So it's exciting. And if you think about it just like cannabis, it's the same thing. It grows, it's coming from the cannabis plant or the hemp plant. So it's just different genetics. Basically, the plants are bred to have less THC, more CBD. So when the flowers are harvested, the buds, just like you would think of buds that you would smoke, same thing just has more CBD, less THC. You can smoke it, you can extract it, you can make edibles out of it and get it tested. It'll give you the effect. Yeah. Like if you want it, for instance, I've got some of these juju joints, they have a CBD pen as well. And I mean, if I don't want to get high,

but I feel like, you know, for instance, I might feel like toking on a cigarette and I don't want to be smoking cigarettes, but I could toke on a CBD pen, it's not going to get me high. It's going to give me health benefits as I'm using it. And it makes me not smoke a cigarette. That's four good goddamn reasons to toke on CBD. Now here's the problem that you have with all these things. A guy gets cancer in Ohio. You know, he's a, I don't know, conservative, you know, and he goes for treatments, Bob Avon also reaches stage four and now this is what these motherfuckers are doing. They're reaching for this. Has the final thing and it's like a little too late. Like it shows some progress, but it's just a little too late. You call it just a little too late.

I read something about a month ago about a guy who just CBD'd it on some cancer, took the sugar out of his diet and lifted weights or something. And he fucking went into remission. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, well, there's, yeah, I mean, if you look at brain scans of tumors, I mean, you can see shrinkage, it's clear. And there's cases that are being documented. But then, you know, of course, cancers, when pathology is so advanced, it's sometimes it is too late, but you could still provide a quality of life increase even by giving cannabis at that stage. So either which way it may not be curative, it might only be palliative, but it's still good. Now, could you do chemo and like it wouldn't negate it? Okay.

I think I think I've read in a few different places that chemo patients require more because they're, you know, there's a lot of they do a lot of that substance is running through your bloodstream. And so, you know, it's not that farfetched that you'd need like stronger dose cannabis products and stuff. Over the last two or three years, I've been reading more and more, you know, what the kids who have diseases and their parents are getting thrown in jail or arrested for giving their children some, I think something happened to Philly. I like this. I can't, I just read these things. I don't really talk them out about a podcast, but they do bother me because they're your child. And it's, if it's helping your child, I think it's epilepsy. Yeah, it's all this,

like all the seizures, like there's, there's CNN ran this whole long thing, a bunch of different episodes where people are moving to states that have are allowed to do it and they have to uproot their entire family. Cause what are you going to say? You can't say no to your kid. Like there's medicine that could work, but because we live here, we can't use it. I mean, luckily we live in California, but of course you would. If I mean, you've got to have been anything ever happened. That's, that's all that matters at that point. Over a hundred families have moved to Colorado to treat their kids with cannabis and they've got retractable seizures and, you know, epilepsies that respond really well to CBD and THC and then sort of a

combination of cannabinoids, depending on the case, you know, I mean, that's like the biggest one cause cancer, it takes a while to, to know what's there and then it takes a while to go away. But the seizures seem to be pretty instantaneous and it's like a really good. Oh yeah, that happens with the animals too. Like they try the treat and, you know, within the first dose, they seem to not be having seizures anymore. That's what the customers are telling us. It's amazing. Like two dogs that use the product regularly that stopped having seizures. That's the fucking one that's really growing. It's really crazy. That's the one that I'm getting fucking emails about. Oh, seriously? I don't even know how to describe. And I didn't know until after I lost Sissy and the girl

that took care of Fidel, uh, when my wife was out of town, she'd have to give him like an IV. Yeah. I can't stick a cat with a fucking needle at this point yet. No, I've learned. I can't, I can't. So I, when my wife brought her in for 10 bucks a day and we talked and she the one that told me to go to the other wheat store for Gentiles, I'm in town. But she also told me that, uh, she had given her cat and the cat, I don't know, I don't know, over the hips. You know, people talk to you, it's early, you're stoned, you didn't have your coffee, you don't know what the fuck they're saying. But I see these people that are not hippies. If somebody came up to me like in Boulder, like 15 years ago, okay, whatever, dude,

but these people fucking college educated veterinarians telling you now that listen, give it a fucking shot. I can't tell you this in my office, but I can tell you this outside the fucking office or whatever. So that's what has impressed the shit out of me. You're telling me that tonight, go home, break these up, grind them up and just give them to the cats. Oh yeah. I mean, um, you know, I give it to my 19 year old cat who is definitely, you know, going strong because of CBD. And she, like any animal that lives this long, she's got muscular skeletal problems. So she's not going to move around like she used to. She's got pancreatitis, which has got a fucking brutal disease. So painful. Animals will just give up eating when they have that disease.

I give her one of these treats every day, crumpled up into her food. She eats all the time. She's less nauseous when she has flare ups with her disease. Like she can totally handle it. She scampers around the house like a fucking eight year old cat. You know, it's like what I see more than anything is like increased vitality. Like she goes from a cat that, you know, wants to be herself into just totally balanced. And it's so cool to watch. And, you know, I've been given her CBD for many years now and I definitely attribute her. You look like a young girl. Thank you. Do you think 20 years ago we'd be having this fucking conversation? I mean, yes, because really you knew all about it all along.

Well, I was into cannabis. I mean, the moment I became aware as a teenager, I was just like, forget alcohol. This cannabis shit is amazing. Like this is what I want. This is what I want to be involved in. And, you know, that was it for me from the very beginning, like 14 years old. Hi, mom. So, you know, for me, I always knew and I always knew the medicinal benefits. I mean, yeah, growing up. I fucking knew nothing. Nobody told me nothing. Well, I could feel it. That's fucking Puerto Rico in 178th. I got a fucking hundred. Well, that might have, the weed you were smoking back then may not have been as medicinal perhaps. No, nobody spoke about medicinal marijuana to me. I mean, I couldn't articulate it, you know,

but like I knew that I was more social. I knew that I was more creative. I knew that if I had pain in my body, it was going away when I was smoking. So I couldn't articulate that when I was 17, but I can now and I knew then that like that was it. I started making edibles and doing all kinds of things, you know. I got high and I got high in the beginning to get high. I was a young kid and the first time I heard music, I knew that I was going to continue to fucking get high. Like I'm like, this is not stopping. And I'm not one for alcohol. You know, I can't sit across from me after four fucking cocktails. I really don't want to hear what you got the same. I really don't. I grew up in a bar. My mother had a bar. So the effects of alcohol on me

were done when I was 10. I knew that shit of people grabbing you by the neck and telling you they love you. I don't like that shit at all. I don't like fucking cheers. Fuck you and all that dumb shit. I hate always hate it. So marijuana was always my thing. So I knew that I was an only child. I had gone through losing my mom. I probably something happened and this took me away. For me, Ari lives in New York and I could tell, you know, did the phone break? No, I live in California and I'm a New York City boy at heart. And there's I'm not one of those guys that suck because of the bagels. I really don't give a fuck. You know, the pizza sucks. I really don't give a fuck. You don't need the gluten.

No, I like the gluten. I'm going to joke pizza in the mall and get a slice. If I have to kill the urge, it's not bad. You know, and I'm not going to be disappointed and I don't get aggravated. But to me, there was nothing better than putting your walkman on as a kid and getting fucking jizzled because I made a whole afternoon of it. I came in from the from the Jersey side on a bus. I would walk across George Washington Bridge and walk down to past Broadway on the other side of Amsterdam and there'd be black people, Cubans or Puerto Americans or Jamaicans. This is way before the Dominican. This is 80 fucking 80. We used to go to a pool hall on 178. Walk in. When I was in the eighth grade, lefty Cortina, who's a science

teacher, you know, no high school now. Fuck him. He won't talk to me on fucking Facebook. Fuck him. Took me to a church in the lower east side that downstairs they sold weed. It wasn't a priest. The priest was just in for the small fucking 10 points. You know what I'm saying? It was like three gorillas and you could buy like they had listen to what they had in the summer of 79. They had this weed that had been compressed, chocolate tie weed that had been compressed into a box into a thing and they dipped it into hash oil. This is this is back in 79 like honey butt and you had to break it apart and let it sit outside and dry. And then they had oh my god, then they had sense of media. That's what they called it. And then they had chocolate tie weed,

which we call chocolate top traumatized. And then they gave you a fucking punch card. Did you know that they gave you a punch card? And then they had the bottom of the church at the bottom of the church. They gave you the master mix, which was the sense and the chocolate tie put together. What amazing. This is 79. They already fucking had the fucking answer to your problems. And then I went up to 163rd and I would go up from 160 up. That's why I would get the different spots because Jamaicans were up there. You know, so I always loved marijuana. But when I took my fucking traveling act with the warrants to Colorado, I remember I went to Colorado in 83 Jack, where people come with Humboldt weed. Then and the baggy looked like it was cocaine,

because the two bags, the two bags on the bottom, it was crystallized on the baggy. And then you go, what the fuck is it? And they go, it's weed. And I remember buying this for 40, 40 and eight to something that used to be 40 a quarter, something ridiculous when you were like, what the fuck, $40. Because for 20, you got like three joints in New York or the chocolate traumatized. So I never learned about any fucking benefits. The benefits for me were taking me out of my dilemma, making music sound better and making a fucking chocolate shake tastes like a fucking, well, I don't know. I can't even say what I want it to taste like. You understand? A little Carvel chocolate shake and shit. Oh, yeah.

With one of those fucking. Black and white. Black and white. That's my thing to you. With a fucking, with a fucking Yankee cat with a Sunday in it and shit with sprinkles on that, motherfucker. What? What? I think you need to throw some cannabis oil. No, no, no, no, no. Don't ruin it with the cannabis oil. By that point, I've already inhaled 22 gallons of cannabis oil. That's what got me to Carvel. The funniest thing is when he'll call me and be like, after a podcast, but I know he's already stoned and he has some of your stuff laying around his house and he'll be like, I got hungry and I hit some more chemical and they got even higher. Because sometimes you get high and you get the munchies

fucking chemical points right there to kill the system. Design it that way specifically. The thing I like the most about your products that that anti Dolores has over anybody is, okay, when we get anarchy edibles, they have a great star. That star of death is 125 milligrams, but it's 125 milligrams. That's an investment. That's an investment. I gotta look at that star and go, hmm, that's eight motherfucking hours of my day. I don't know what type of. Are we spending the day together? Are we spending the day together? You know, and I'll drop two of those things just to start off just in the morning, just so there's no misunderstanding. You know me, I don't want any misunderstandings. So we're all in from

fucking Jump Street, right off the bat with some coffee. You stare it in. It gets gooey or whatever. I have a friend that used to do heroin and I love him to death. He did heroin for like eight years. He used to just sit there, do H and watch a beaver, some fucking butthead and giggle to himself. I didn't get the whole allure of it. You know what I'm saying? You're gonna do heroin. Go out and fucking walk around naked. So much TV. Go find the Christy. What's her name? What's what's what's what's his name? Nirvana's wife. Oh, oh, don't find yourself. We'll get a Courtney love away from Courtney Love. Oh my God. Did you see that documentary? That's like a buzz. Yeah, I've read about it though. I've not seen that documentary. Oh, fucking disturbing. Ooh,

which parts towards the end when they get high and you see that they high with the baby and how fucking high they were. But he was on top of the world. So it really didn't matter. But my friend, the heroin junkie had a great perspective to it because she says in the documentary she never cheated on him. So as I was watching this, my buddy, me, because we're still goombas. He just walked the heroin now like 20 years. We were talking and he goes, don't listen to that fucking twat. You know, Jersey people don't listen to that twat. He goes, anybody knows that if the filthiest junkies are women junkies, she wasn't in love with him. She was in love with his heroin. And she goes, she did cheat on him. She goes, nobody remembers that after he died,

she put on the on with Billy Corbin. She put some out mountain. Billy Corbin wrote the songs. He goes, she's a dirty fucking whore. I mean, he knows her from the heroin. You know, I saw her in Seattle at Josh Wolf had a bar, a Lobo loco, and she did a birthday party there. And she had a dude that would just shoot her to wake her up and shoot her to put her right back in Limboville. Oh my God. It was classic. It was fucking classic. A heroin assistant. Like a heroin assistant? Yes. How fucking cool would that be? Just to look at something. How about a cannabis assistant? Get that needle rolling. That's a job that I would love to open for somebody. Some people do it. Like a rapper, I forget tweeted that he wanted like a joint roller for like 50,000 a year just to keep

rolling joints. Keep rolling. Don't say two fucking words with benefits. Can you imagine like 50 a year with benefits of 401k? What do you do for that? I just rolled joints. His fingers are all dark like he's been finger banging somebody with a dirty asshole for the last 10 years and shit. Paula just saw Courtney Love open for Lana Del Rey the other week. She said it was, she said she wasn't good. No, she's not good. Who's not good? Courtney Love, she's done. Courtney Love opened up for Lana Del Rey at the Hollywood Bowl. Interesting. Wow, that's a interesting, I mean, I see it that way. It should be that way, but it's just Courtney Love one of my 50 year old friends is dating a 20 year old, call me and ask me if I had connections

for the Hollywood Bowl. I yelled at him for 10 minutes. You should be ashamed of yourself. 50 with a 20 year old going to see a Lana Del Rey standing like an old fucking pervert with a pocket full of Viagra. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck is wrong with these old fucking guys? What the fuck? You know, I mean, you're married, but if you weren't married, you wouldn't go after like a 22 year old. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Not because of me for her. That's disappointing. You're not going to get none from me. I come in a minute. I got ugly nuts. I'm 52. You know, I think that would do a girl to show up balls at that like 22 year old mark to show like disgusting men balls. She'll never recover from that. She'll never recover.

You're doing a service. No, a woman doesn't need it. The other day some girl at the wheat store was like, I would love to go to Vegas. I go, listen, I'm not saying nothing out of line, but you don't want to go to Vegas with some fucking old guy. You have a 21 year old pussy. You say that the 21 year old man, you don't give that shit to some old fucking disgusting pervert. Give it to a young fucking man. I'm a pervert, but I can't cover the spread. Do you see what I'm saying? I have a 21 year old daughter. Okay. Can we change the subject here? Does a 50 year old hit on her? Actually, it did happen once when she was with me and I almost lost it. Yeah, this guy was coming off the bus and he went and did that little double take and I was like,

and then he kind of walked up towards us. He was getting ready to talk to her and I was like, dude, this is my kid. What are you doing? Yeah, those motherfuckers. Very disturbing. He's 100 milligrams of this shit. But that's what George was saying that the reason why he really likes your rep whenever I'm going home, he always goes, bring me pretzels because he says, I don't want to be fucked up because I want to control my eye. Those pretzels, look at this guys. You could just pop this motherfucker, open this on the bus. You're just sitting there minding your fucking business. You know, you got to go to your fucking girlfriend's house. You got to deal with a fucking mother. They probably made mashed potatoes. They fucked up the mashed potatoes.

You can't understand why they're nice people. Why do they make prison mashed potatoes? You're back that situation. You go to somebody's house and you know, they're out of a fucking box and you just look at them like really I fucking I love my ex-boyfriend's mother for four years. I had to out of a box and there's some prison mashed potatoes that ain't bad. Like if you get the box but dope it up, how long does it take to make mashed potatoes? In a box, no, no, no, no. Make good mashed potatoes. Listen, there's fucking who got smashed potatoes. Then there's good fucking mashed potatoes. All right. These fucking Gentiles garlic mashed potatoes. They put garlic salt. That ain't garlic mashed fucking potatoes. Let me tell you what, garlic fucking mashed potatoes

are. You get some red potatoes. You chop those motherfuckers up small. You borrow those motherfuckers to the end and then with the peel on them, with the fucking peel on them, that's what old school motherfuckers do. You throw the whammy in it. You cream the garlic. You don't put it in chunks like a fucking animal. You slice that shit thin. What do you call that when you fucking crush it in? When you mix it with that fucking mashed potato, you put some milk, some fucking mayonnaise and you salt and pepper. That's the whole patois. A lot of fucking Gentiles don't know. It's the butter with a taste of fucking mayonnaise. I learned that from an old Jew, Sy Lawrence. That's right. He couldn't cook, but he was 400 pounds. Who do you talk to about mashed potatoes?

Is that the recommended dosage? Absolutely. Just dipping them. One giant pour. Oh man. How frustrating is it for you guys? Because you said like in the 80s or 70s you were going and buying it in New York. How slowly it moves, just how slowly it moves, even to get to the point where you are. And you probably have all these aspirations for where you want to take your business, but it's just constantly pulling you back. Like that must be why a lot of people quit, to be honest. Honestly, most of the people that are no longer in the game, most of them either were raided and forced to shut down or they quit. And I understand. It's really hard. We have to

de-schedule cannabis. It's gotten ridiculous now and so much research has to be done in order to completely legitimize it for the masses. Because all of us here are open-minded to see the benefits, but there's still a lot of people that are very much influenced by the stigma. I think most of them. Like my mom thinks it's the same as heroin. Maybe she doesn't, but that's what she tells me. But there's a lot of people who just, and it's through no fault of their own, that they have programs and everything they've been told. If you want me to lie, Marjorie, and tell you that this whole thing in California, I thought it was bullshit. I just went along with it to some fucking junkie. I don't give a fuck. Whatever. You know what I mean? Just wrap up the

purple cushion. Let's get the fuck out of here. They sit there with their story and tell you, like, I don't know. Yeah, great. That's great. I had ankle pain, but my mother, okay. Just get the fuck out of here. But then I met this Marine. And if you looked at this guy, he wasn't just a 30-year-old Marine. He was a 60-year-old Marine with the hairdo. You could see their rednecks, pro-america, the whole thing. I mean, you could see in our conversation, but as I started to talk to him, he told me that he had cancer, that his son told him as the last option. He wasn't stage four, they called it early. And he said that the chemo or the medication, they gave him a trial medication, wasn't giving him appetite. So he had lost 60

pounds right off the bat. And he said, no, my son talked me into it. He goes, I almost smacked them in the face because my son knows I'm a retired lieutenant. I gave my life for this fucking country of Vietnam. He goes, I'm the people that are against that shit. But he goes, no, I do anything I can to support it. And then when I talked to him, I got in the car because those are the people that they're really suffering from it. I don't think this is just a liberal issue. This is across the board. Now I'm admitting that. In the beginning, I'm like, okay, oh, Betsy Ross, okay. What do I give a fuck? You know what I'm saying? Like they were looking for anything. Like headquarters at all. And I'm like, okay, whatever. But after meeting different people and

you know, being in this and going to the different, you know, I see the people who get pulled up with the fucking wheelchairs. I see them. I see them. They come on Tuesdays at two o'clock over the sunset herbal and peeking like three of them, somebody walks in with them from the black lady and buys their weed. They got to be going there for a reason. It's got to be helping them with something. That's right. You know, and I got to tell you something, even pain, how many times if I woke up years ago and I had a root canal that went bad, but it went bad over the holidays. So it went bad like on the 25th where you can't get service to the 29th type shit. And I remember waking up from pain, taking the leaves and you know, but smoking weed and it

didn't kill the pain, but it made me forget about it. I've had four surgeries of I know, you know, but I've had four surgeries over the past, you know, however many years and every time I have surgery, I have to use the cannabis right after. And I just completely say no to all the other drugs. You normally have surgery, abdominal surgery. What are they going to put you on? Anti nausea, painkillers, all kinds of shit that are going to fuck you up even more internally. That's why it caused you up like a motherfucker. I got to be Greek yoga. I immediately use the cannabis. And you know, for me, that's how I eat again. That's how I recover. That's how I end up getting up at a bed and moving around the house to try to, you know, work my muscles again. It's

like, for me, it's saved my life. And you know, it's, it's hard to ignore those benefits. The last surgery I had, that's when I came out to my mother. And I, she came out, I told her all about the cannabis. This is what I'm using after surgery, mom. And after that, she was just like sold. And now I get these phone calls, like, oh, my friend, this has this, like, should we be using the cannabis? What do you think? Like talk to my friends. It's amazing. I think perspective is changing just because like, we're awesome people using cannabis. It's like, by example, you know, who believe in cannabis, you know, the first guy that talked to me about cannabis, and I almost fainted James Colbert. I was shooting our list, you know, I love James Colbert and the Magnificent

fucking hard times fucking. He's, he's speeding hard times. You know what James Colbert is? All right. He's, you know what it is? Throw on hard times for these fucking little beautiful ladies. I love James Colbert. Our man Flint. I chased him. Me and Joe Rogan chased him in an NRX. What are those? What are those? Acura's, SRX, what do they call the NSX? SRX. We fucking chased him and we couldn't catch him on sunset. And all of a sudden I go on for this stupid movie about a gun, about some gun that had killed his daughter. And now he wanted to backtrace the gun. So there's a scene where I hand him the gun. He sees me, you know, but they caught me because they caught me fucking smoking weed. So they cut my, I swear to God, it's called

American gun. I still get residual checks, but they got so pissed off at me for some reason because I was on the set. They said, listen, you're not shooting till four in the morning. So I was talking to James Colbert. So the other guys were like, doggy, if you get some weed, that's a product. I'm gonna get some reefer right now. I went over to the Martell Cuts. I came back with a big bag. I started rolling joints. James Colbert started drinking beers with his crooked fucking hands. He had all fucked up hands and shit. And I got booked on Arliss and like a month later, and here he was again. And that day I finally said to him, you want to get high? There's the producer and the guy from Arliss with little L and we, you want to get high? He's like, fuck yeah.

And we went outside and after we got stoned, I asked him about Bruce Lee. I had tears in my eyes. I just had to ask him. And he was telling me how Bruce Lee was the one that told him the benefits. But at that time it was hash. That Bruce Lee used to eat hash. He used to eat hash. He used to eat hash. He used to relax his muscles. It did something to his insides. In fact, when he died, I think they found cannabis, something in the system. They didn't blame it on that. They blamed it on the pill they gave him, but it was the Yakuza. It was not the Yakuza of the Japanese. It was the Triads. But it's just funny that he was telling me that for his arthritis, he had really bad arthritis. And he goes, do you know what I mean? I remember how he had to hold

the joint. He had to put the joint in his fingers this way because his fingers, so he had to smoke it this way. And he was the one that started telling me about arthritis and the effects. And you know, there's different types of arthritis, I think. And if you catch it, man, or whatever, I don't give a fuck. What's going on, Lee Cox? Suck a look at you. Are you high? Do you need a fucking Uber? Yes. No, you fucking dumb. We took Kerry. Fucking guy pissed me off when he said he got an Uber. How are you feeling, Lee? I'm fine now. I mean, I did. I've been eating this. You want some caramel corn? Sure. Why not? What the fuck? Can't walk on there. It's going to make the flight a little easier. Oh, he's driving. He's driving. This guy's not my mom. This guy don't

fuck around. You ain't got time to fucking be flying. You got to eat a couple of them, Lee. Just not one kernel. One kernel is like two milligrams. I'm sorry. Got to eat like 10 of them. Shit to get, you know, anything. Any medical effects? Didn't you build his tolerance up? No, he won't let me. He fucking... Hold on. He gets with his girlfriend and eats a little bit on the weekends. I got him at 200, 300, 400 milligrams a night for a while. I had him in training the whole time he was thinking he's eating 25. I had him on 125s thinking. I hit the fucking one on the label. That's how pathetic I am. I hit the one on the label. I whited that and it said 25 milligrams and I would show it to him and he popped those

fucking things the whole time. He was dropping 125. I got to do it. I got to take him into the murky waters of the underworld. Look at James Colburn. Look at that bad motherfucker in 1970. Fucking two. Look at him. Look at Charlie B. I can't have enough of this movie. Yes, that watched Billy Corbin's new movie. Is it good? Road Dogs. It's disturbing, dog. I mean, you know, it's fucking crazy. Billy Corbin? Billy Corbin. Not that guy, the director of Cocaine Cowboys. Got it. Got it. Yeah. He has a new movie called Road Dogs. A dog. What is it? A dog. Dog fight. Dog fight. Pretty interesting shit about fighting in the inner city in Miami. What goes on? How this guy made a homemade ring, his mother,

and after every fight they go to four black ladies who give you the commentary. That more fucking knocked out. Shit. Yeah, this guy's fucking brilliant. I mean, oysters in 1970, like a doctor. Nobody's eating oysters. They're scared they might get a heart attack. Look at Charles Branson throwing fucking heat. Anyway, fuck that noise. Let's get back to antidote though. So now the dog treats. Is this a division of anti Dolores? What is going on with the dog treats? How can people find these dog treats now? They can only buy them in California? Is there a website they could go? Yeah, treatables.com. T-R-E-A-T-I-B-L-E-S.com. And yeah, it's... Do you need a license? No, you don't. No, no, no. It's the CBD, straight up gangsta CBD. Yeah. We're going to be selling it

in other states soon. We're, you know, getting the licensing in place in order to have pet licensing in each state and sell it there. So right now it's just available in California. But that's going to change real soon. And yeah, they're great. You can order them online. Directly from us. Yeah. And 22 bucks a bag. We're selling them in some of the dispensaries as well. You know, and we're going to start to move into the pet market. You know, we're really excited about that. So you'll be able to buy them, you know, hopefully anywhere very soon. Have you got the pet co? No, we're probably going to stick to the more boutique, holistic based kind of outlets. They have holistic based pet stores? Oh, yeah. Yeah. We just actually visited one today called

Pussy and Pooch. Shout out to Pussy and Pooch. That place is amazing. What is this one? It's in Beverly Hills. There's one in LA. And I think there's two other locations. Yeah, they do. And they have all that type of medication for your animals. I mean, not only that, they do training and, you know, holistic medicine. And, you know, they're just like, it's all about the lifestyle for the animal, just like it is for people. And, you know, just super supportive of this kind of stuff. And that's who we need, you know. It's amazing how rich people take care of their dogs. And how important black people take care of their dogs. You know what I'm saying? A couple of Spanish people don't give a fuck.

What holistic medication? Give them a fucking pork chop and kick them in the stomach. He'll be fine. Until they get sick because they've been given a crap diet and then they have to pay medical bills, you know, that are much higher in the end because their dog has developed a disease that may have avoided with the right diet and cannabinoids. Yeah, it's like prevent. That's why we say preventative medicine. I mean, you know, you're actually saving. There are people right now in Ohio and in Jacksonville, Florida going, these two motherfuckers are just crazy. Oh, no, we are animals. Fucking no, I'm from Mother Nature. I fucking feel you. But it's amazing how people are still living.

I know. In 1980. That has destroyed me like this Governor Christie, this fat fucking communist motherfucker, you know, because they don't really communists because I think that, yes, there is a side of the medical marijuana industry. That's a guy like me that's buying it to get high because he's been getting high and now I have a cover. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you people. You know, now as I get older, I guarantee I'm going to be using it for my eyes. I can feel my right eye fucking up. You're right. I slip in. Yeah, my right eye is fucking slipping. The doctor even told me he goes next time you come in here with your eyes asleep. We got to talk about something. I can't see him at night and shit. It's a fucking nightmare.

But you know what? It's fucked up. Marjorie, you said at the beginning that you chose this over alcohol and yeah, weed has a ton of great things about it. But what if it's just to sit down and giggle at a movie and eat like why? Yeah, like even if that was all it did. Great. Like why? Like I much rather do this than drink and I wouldn't necessarily eat the 300 milligrams I eat here. But it's a lot like why can't it at least be a choice even if like it's kind of sad that you have to go the medical route because that's the quickest way. Yeah, it would be much harder if you guys were like, Hey, we're having a good time and we like it'd be great if we could finally do that. I'd love to be able to go out at night and just freely, you know,

smoke cannabis instead of having to have a cocktail. Like that's why you got to vote in 2016 for adult use cannabis in California. Get out and vote. You got some time to get your together. No, we're going to have recreational adult use laws in place after 2016. God willing, if everybody goes out and votes, which we know they will because they want to be able to smoke weed, you know, freely, well, maybe not freely, it doesn't mean you can smoke anywhere, but at least you can walk into a shop and purchase it with the proper ID and you don't need to go see a doctor first. Can you imagine if there were bars, like just like a weed bar, you can go and they would have like funny movies. They could have like funny movies and you could all sit down like

comfortable chairs and they have waiters and waitresses bringing you food. Think about how happy there'd be no fighting. Everyone would just be so happy and hanging out. You know, this is what, you know, listen, I don't know how to change a flat. You know, I just don't know. I don't know how to raise a child. You know, I don't know. I don't know a lot of things. You know, you wake up on morning and you say to yourself, what do I really fucking know? What do I really know? If I really had to make a living without the podcast, there's only one thing I know and that's drugs. I grew up in it. It's a shame. It's a shame. It's a shame. But it's the way life is. I'm telling you, I bought an angel dust when I was 14. Okay. I'm telling you, I put a joint in formaldehyde

and was selling for 20 a piece. I'm telling you, I used to go to fucking Pennsylvania on the weekends when I was 16 and buy black beauties by the hundreds and buy acid, different types, blotter and windowpane and sell it for three bucks and make a living when I was a kid because I had no parents. So I had no drugs. I was right there when cocaine. What you guys are seeing with weed, how it just fucking took over. I was there with cocaine when people were tripping and all of a sudden people coming out of the back and was going and everybody like, oh my God, they're a movie star. So I saw it all. Weed is the only thing that I've done that hasn't become something else. When you start doing coke, you have a great time. You bring girls home. You put Coke rocks in their

asshole. They suck dick. Your dick is hard. Everything's beautiful. But after a few years, you start getting paranoid. Your dick goes soft. It becomes something else. Now cocaine becomes something else. It does. The addiction becomes something else. When you do heroin in New York, those kids you grew up with, that half of them used to go into the village. Remember, they got Chinese heroin in New York. You know why the Chinese heroin? It's for the kids from the suburbs that are scared of needles. So instead of doing that, they shoot that Mexican shit and have to melt it with a spoon. They just go to a club and do two bumps. They puke and they get high. You know, I saw all that. That starts cool. That starts cool. You're in the village dancing and

oh my God, is that boy George? You know, all that shit. But heroin always ends up fucking bad. Pills, right? You go to the doctor. You go to the fucking doctor for your ankle. You had surgery. You start eating a couple of oxy-cottons. One day you go to fucking ballet, your ankle twist. You keep eating oxy-cottons. Now you're addicted. Weed doesn't have that. Weed does for me today. Do I call you at night and giggle and act stupid on the phone with a 52-year-old man? Almost every night. Should I be ashamed of myself, Lee? But it gives me satisfaction. It's better than being sitting next to some scumbag telling me, you know, here's a double. So that's a drink George Clooney. How do I get, what's her name in a movie? I offer her booze. She's a whore.

Who sucks a dick for booze? That opened up in 1964. You know, he wants to get the chick with the big lips. What's her name? Pretty Woman. He made that statement. That somebody approached him on how do you get her in movies? I offer her booze. Oh, that's so cool. Get the fuck out of my face. You talking about Julia Roberts? Yeah. I fucking hate it. I hate it. When people come up to me boozy, I want to fucking strangle them. Like it's 2015, you annoying fuck. Nobody annoys you on weed. What do they do? They bring your cookies. They got a lint in their pocket. Oh, shit. It's that time, motherfuckers. Let's give some shout outs here real quick for the party. My main man Juan Vargas, Benjamin King, Johnny Arch, Harry Henderson, Ty Schwartz,

Raised By Wolves, and Kurt Michael. I love you, motherfuckers. Have a great Memorial Day weekend. You understand? Here we are getting fucked up. What's up, Lee? How much are you going to gamble this week, Lee? I'm not. Well, the only thing is I won on the Patriots when I was small. You got yards to come and teach. So play with them. I might bet on them. But you got to play smart. I might bet on them because the blackjack can go in. Don't do parlés, bang them one at a time. Okay. So you're going to sit in the casino next to me and you're going to run and one at a time. You're going to get somebody to get like Edmund Samuels. So don't do a parlay? Part of his Filipino cousins that likes to run and sit them with you. No, parlés or suckers bet. You're going to lose

your money right off the bat. Okay. Let's build up a bank row. Start betting the prelims. Start betting the prelims. Why are you going to put all your eggs on one basket up front? You're there. You're going to be in Vegas. Find out whether you don't have to sit. I don't give a fuck if you're at the show. You think I give a fuck. As long as we're making money, that's all I give a fuck about. So we'll go over the charts on Saturday and we'll have you running back and forth like a professional. No betting the whole card. No, because if something happens, now you know something else is going to definitely happen. You follow what I'm saying? If Wideman fucking loses or vice versa, if right now people like, I think, I think the fucking call would be Cormier, Wideman, you know.

You think Cormier, I always, I think Anthony Johnson could knock him out like a motherfucker, but if he connects with him, he'll knock him out. But Cormier is a little smarter. Cormier is a wrestler. So is Anthony Johnson. A lot of things could happen there. Serone. What happens if the other guy beats Serone? Now you have a different card, but you've got money. You've got money. You're playing with their guiness. What about you bet a parley early on, somebody loses early on, you're fucked for the night. And you didn't bet the other guy straight. I'm just trying to take his due. I was also looking at who beat Brendan's job, like our lofts here, whatever. He's like a thousand years old, but no one thought he was going to beat shop. So that one scared me. But

he's fighting. What's his name? Uh, the big guy, right? Travis Brown or something? Yeah, that's yeah. But I had a fucked up thing happen. Well, I fucked up, but I hate trying thing. I don't know if it's change or like, we're spending class. You don't like it. I loved it. We loved it. Did you sweat? Yeah. Hell yeah. Fucking nuts. I get super sweaty. Did you get, take mama home, give her the stomach after a shower, after the shower. That's a waste. You gotta give her a stab before a shower and everything's fermenting. You understand me? It's elementary. That monkey's on fire after spinning. I'm trying to teach you things, but you know, monkeys on fire. I don't know, man. I don't know where we're going with this. That little ballerina suit you women spin

with makes the monkey nice and moisturized. You take that motherfucking to the next level. It's like putting, it's like moisturizing the state and dipping it in water before you put on the frying pan. You don't like that sweaty muffler? I do, but she wants to take a shower. Who gives a fuck? You tie her up. You don't you have rope? What'd you do with the rope I gave you that time? I tied her back. It's out back. It's out back. Look at him. I love tormenting him. Look at his face. He gets on me. He knows. Anybody can eat a clean pussy. It's when I got some wine to it. I know, but she likes the colors first. You two are so cute. Oh my God. I'm like that guy in Goodfellas. I got tough on him up every day. I got tough on him up. He can take it. He likes it.

He loves it. He's Jewish. He's used to this shit. He loves this shit. You know, Jews got to be like a Melinda. They got to be walking on a tight wire. Not that lives ain't good. They're not good. What do you think, Anthony Delores? What's the next product? Drop something, mommy. What's coming up? What do you think we should make? Especially Lisa at Jewish Star, something that glows in the dark that just kicks you fucking pass out. You can find it on the floor. Look, he is fucked up right now. Like he's getting hit in different directions. He's questioning his manhood. Look at him. I'm looking at him and I've never seen him like this. These edibles hit you different. They hit you when you don't attack your senses like that, like gorillas like we usually

do. This takes you to a different level. It's like a slow finger. Look at him. Look at him. Did you just see him transform? It's like midnight for the wolf man. He's just fucking transformed. How many milligrams are they? Who gives a fuck? We go by sound. We just eat fucking milligrams. What do you got to worry about? Who gives a fuck? I want to know how much I ain't got nothing to know about. Maybe Anthony Delores. Listen, I guarantee you, Anthony Delores, like I mean, it's like the Kueyloot people. When we were in the 70s, when you ate a Kueyloot, sometimes you ate a Kueyloot, it was a dud. But then you ate the other one, you got fucked up because they put that mix. Maybe the oven was this way and all this shit went to the front. Every single one in the package is the same.

How much did you eat of the chocolate chip? I had half the chocolate chip. I had three caramel corns and I think that might be it. You're at about 30 milligrams right now. You're going to be fine. Okay. That's three doses. I saw the wink. I don't know if I got it on camera because there's a lot of people here. I just saw it. Oh, listen to him. I would love to get it if we got it on camera. If you want to see more of this, come out to the self-pointing and love Vegas for three days. Now we've got Anthony Dolores. He's bringing like an entire suitcase. Do you have an Anthony Dolores suitcase? Oh my God. I got everything. I got everything. He had to ship that one. It's already shipped in Vegas. It's at the hotel. My buddy dropped it off. You are slick.

You know how we do it, dog. I want no misunderstandings. Maybe that Southwest guy knows my suitcase and the man handles it and shit. I put a fucking underwear that's dirty. Like today I went to his sweaty as fuck. There's a skid mark. I put that on the top. You want my weed? Oh, in the suitcase? So when they open up that suitcase, that's what we see. You see a fucking little underwear with a little brown skid mark and that motherfucker. They ain't going to go through your luggage. Margie, Margie. You're right. That's a really smart plan. I put my recommendation in, but the underwear is a good idea. But if you put your recommendation here and you're claiming liability, you don't know nothing. Yeah, well, part of me is being an activist about it.

Please, you want to be an activist? Go say fucking whales or something like that right now. We're looking to get stoned. You want to put your, you're claiming responsibility. Don't give them shit. You put a fucking dirty panty up there, but a fat one. All right, get like some fat chicks and rub your fucking... Oh, I should borrow, okay. Got it. Like a big chick. Like a chick that looks like me. You borrow her on because guys don't want to look at that. Well, I'm going to New York next week. Could I borrow a pair? Don't smell them. They'll take you to a different dimension, but that's how you do it. You don't fucking put the lab on them. I put the addables around the security thing. Whether I go to Chicago, whether I go to fucking LA or what, especially in LAX,

I put the cookie right in the security bin. I just take the label off. That's the only problem you got with this. I got no fucking label now. But so what? You take these peanuts, you put them in a baggie and you put them in your... Right there on the plane. No, no, no. These are gluten-free for fucking hippies. I don't know what they... Oh, this has TAC in it. Those fucking morons of TSA. What do they know? One time we were stopped on the highway coming back from Long Beach by like a row of cops that must have been doing something and I had video of him right behind it taking a hit out of the pipe and I had to... I deleted it because I got paranoid that they were going to come and search my phone. This is what I'm dealing with. Because you had eaten so much that... Oh my god,

it never stops. Someone asked if like a quarter of a Chiba 2 was enough? Never. A quarter. There's no quarters. There's nothing under three quarters. Yeah, tell them to go hang out with a Girl Scout troop selling cookies in front of Albertson's or some shit. We go deep here. The church people, we go deep. Even the anti-Dilaris people that run with the church, they go deep. That's what you guys should do. Create like a church edible that's like Joey Diaz approved. The murky waters of the underworld. 250 milligrams. That's the perfect size. Because I could break it in half and still have 125. And you want it shaped like a Jewish star? So let's just go with a Jewish star. How about a Cuban flag? That's too much ink. I'm trying to save you money on the project costs.

That could be expensive. But I thought you wanted to be glow in the dark. That's for you because you're Jewish. Not me. I'm just a Cuban dude. You know what I'm saying? Something mixed with water, something that could float. You want cereal? Do you want cereal? Like floating in milk? No, no, no. That would be edible cereal. Oh my gosh. Actually, we're going to cut that out. We're going to cut that out of the package. These are kind of like those cookie crisps. That's money guys. We have an employee that eats the edibles. They eat the treatables for breakfast. Oh, I got a bag in case. I got them in my fucking, in the compressor. In case there's an earthquake, I got one of these too. What do you think you're dealing with? I ate dog bones before when I was

fucked up when I was a kid. When I just ate those dog bones at a party one night just to be an asshole. Lee, what's the matter? I'm just running down the time. What time? Yeah, no, no, no. Because I don't, I want you to make money. I understand. That's, that's a beautiful idea, man. That really is serious. Look at this. Isn't Starbucks putting weed in K cups, 10 milligrams in a K cup? Is that correct? Did I read that correct? Is it Starbucks or is it a different company? What does that tell you? That tells you that a corporation is actually challenging somebody to put cake. Are they only going to sell them in Denver? Is that what you fucking think? Listen, I've traveled all over the country. If you don't think people from Austin, Texas drive to Colorado the way we did when we were

kids, let's go to Chinatown and get fireworks. They go into the neighborhood and they tell their friends, listen, I'll get you a cheap at you for 25 bucks. They're really 21. They mark them up and they take rides on Saturday and they drive up to fucking Colorado and they pick up boxes of edibles. Boxes. Oh my God. When I travel, people give me anti-dolores places and places that they should not be anti-dolores places. What you talking about with us? I swear to you, because people buy your stuff. People have offered me the brownie on the road, the black one, black on black. I don't know, nothing about it. 100 milligram. I know you don't know about it. It's not your fault that people don't know. We can't keep people from bringing stuff out of state.

We know that they do because it's the most discreet way to travel, actually, and that's part of why we develop these products because we feel like people should be able to consume their medicine wherever and whenever they want and edibles sort of allows you to do that. Oh, let me tell you something. On a fucking flight, those popcorn, that popcorn on a flight, on a six-hour flight to New York, when you whip it out, because, you see, the edible takes you up to the two-hour mark. Yeah, exactly. And the edible you take takes you up to the three-hour mark, this thin air, it starts wearing down. That's when I bust out the vapor pen. I always bring the vapor pen on the plane with me. I hit that motherfucker right there like a soldier, and I also have another

edible for the three-hour. Once the three-hour mark comes, you blast another fucking edible, you get a little fucking Bailey's cream on the rocks, and you sit back and you hit your little v-pen. I hit the little fucking nicotine pen to keep me balanced on the flight. You know me, though, that'll fuck around on the flight. If I'm paying fucking 700 dollars to fly to Boston, I'm scratching my nutsack when the fuck I want to. 700, 700. The plane industry, industry has gone fucking kaputz. The cheapest plane I could get to Boston was 580 in August. 700 these plane tickets are going for, or you got to fly on frontier. You know how much fucking Denver, you know how much they wanted to Denver on Southwest from Burbank? They wanted 450 dollars, guys. That's how much

I was going to pay for this week in the Vegas. Yeah. Right now, the flight of Vegas, I tried to look down for my wife this morning. It's 500 bucks for her and the baby. It's five for her, and there's still flights available for Monday morning. I couldn't believe it. Oh, yeah. It's expensive. No, but it's, people are taking trips now to Colorado and places. It's like when people used to go on whiskey tours. Oh, it's tourism. They're going now. So, of course they're going to bring it back. They offer me a business to go to Colorado and pick people up and drive them to weed stores and talk about the history and shit. Come on, I got time, but I shit driving around. I get stoned and get to get to the fuck out of the car. Somebody gets in with no fucking.

He's been doing 90 blaring and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. I ain't got time to, like, I'm a scenic director. That's TMZ. That's where fucking much of the name got shot. Listen, get in the back seat. We're going for the magical mystery tour. When I drop you off, I want you to look at me and go, dog. I don't have to do leg squats today. I don't have to do leg squats. I've been pushing against this fucking thing, praying for my life. I brought him back from San Diego in an hour and 35 minutes. That's my boy. How long did we take Lee from San Diego at night? Sounds like an hour and 35. How fast did we do? What was the least mileage we did an hour? Maybe 75 right before the thing, but then we went up to 85.

We took it 90 all the way. I don't fuck around when I drive. We take a brownie and we go for broke jack. Yeah. Being that high doing that wasn't the best. For you, for me, it was tremendous. That was just floating on the fucking vibe. Antivorous, there's three edible chains I mess with and you're one of them. I think it's fucking tremendous. I think, yeah, because you can't eat the same thing every day because then your body gets used to it. So you got to mix it around. The chocolate things are my all-time fucking favorite that you have now. Those little 10 million, that's hard to believe, but we owe Dean on them. We owe Dean on them and then I took a picture of him and that's how he caught it. Remember, I took a picture of the bag because

the chocolate bonbons first came on the bag. Oh, and you misread the? We misread. I didn't know. You said 300 milligrams. I thought it was like a thousand those things in there. I was tipping them over, tipping them over, eating 10 at a time and giving him like 18 of them. The next day, he's like, fuck, no wonder I was so high. They were 10 motherfucking milligrams. You don't fucking remember, definitely. Now, are you in Colorado yet? No. No, no, not yet. You're happy just in California. That's all you could handle. We're going to be in Washington soon and then Nevada after that. Now, when does Nevada go into full effect? It's in full effect. People are building out their facilities now. Everybody's people got licenses. Yeah. So there's a California license

working in Nevada. Vegas is going to be pretty awesome. Really? Well, because everybody's drinking, but they want to do something else and people are going to be able to smoke weed in casinos or at least vape. Actually, I don't know if they're going to allow that, but suffice to say, there's medical cannabis in Las Vegas soon to have recreational. So the law passed already? That's the happiest I've ever seen. Is it just like us? That's pretty awesome luck. Is it like California? There's going to be weed stores? No. It's going to be a little bit of trouble. Yeah, I know. You look excited. Medical. And I think rec is supposed to be on 2016. Yeah. They're supposed to go recreational in 2016. Can you imagine like these young kids that go to the palms

and get fucked up just on weed and how many blunts will be at those places? Like clouds of smoke? It's coming. I'm too old. I would never go to the buffet. I don't know if they're going to allow. Oh my God. Can you imagine what they would do to the buffet? I'd like to see the numbers, like food sales now and food sales after. The waitress came up to me. Where was I last? Where was I last, Lee, before? Michigan. Michigan. Where was I last week? I was somewhere. No, I was in Oakland. I was in Michigan. The waitress told me Saturday night, she goes, between last night and tonight, we're fucking our food sales. It's just tremendous. We've never sold as many appetizers. I was telling you, what's better than chicken wings when you're

still chicken wings when you're fucking stoned? We think Lisa, what are your plans for Vegas? Mama's not coming on you. You're not going to bring it. No, because I mean, we're not, I don't know. I'm working. Like I have the, we're working with me and you hang out. We smoke some dope and you go to your room. Don't worry. Huh? No, no, no. I'm bringing, I'm bringing the recording stuff. No, no, it's fine. You don't want to bring it. She don't want to go to Vegas. She'd like to go to Vegas and be in the room when you're all weekend. No, it's okay. Hey, Mexico, what do you, tell, tell, I think the law is your menu for Vegas. Tell them what the first pull of, wait till you hear this. He already has a plan. He's trying to bullshit me. Oh,

the strong bowling place. That's really good. If you watch diners and drive-ins and hot diners, drive-ins and dies high, like I do. Unlike the first season, he had this strong bowling place in Vegas. That's fucking amazing. So I'm going to go there. We're going to be there in July. You should write down the name for us. Like the three kegs or four kegs or something like that. Now, when you guys go in July, is it a business trip? And what are you guys going to do there? You just, you were telling me when you came in tonight, you're working a lot of elderly facilities. Is that okay to say? Oh yeah. We filmed that infomercial a few days ago for this elderly community. It's going to air in their television sets in their rooms and, you know,

all over. They're the ones that are really responding. I think the L, like Ari's mom, Ari was telling me the story. They're the ones that are really going, you know what? I never smoked pot. People look like they're smiling. I'm just sitting here next to my fucking husband. All he does is complain. Let's blow some shotguns in his face and take this motherfucker to the next level on our silver years. Was that the script? Was that, was that pretty word for word? That sounds very similar to what I wrote. Yeah. Are you sitting there fucking worrying about the coins on your foot or the fucking things on your eyeballs that you can't see? It's over. Come down to the first floor. Uncle Joey's, medical marijuana stores down there giving out yum yum's for all your old

fucks. Come on down, mention Woodstock. If you were there, if you were close to it, I don't give a fuck. Come on down, mention George Washington, whatever, and get a free fucking doozy. I'll be down there for the next 10 minutes. That's the ad you play for. That's the ad you play for old people. They're waiting for fucking something. I'm lucky. Listen, the last two years I've read articles that I never thought I would read in my life, in this lifetime. I thought that maybe a hundred years, I can't believe how fast it's been moving once they sparked it and it's moving. Am I going to lie to you? Am I going to sit here and tell you I read High Times as a kid? I never really did. Like I said, I was always just a New York City drug kid. But this was always my

drug of choice. It was a gateway drug for me. I love it. I'm happy a fucking gateway and everything. You know how boring my life, you know how uptight I was when I was fucking 11 and 12? I would not listen to rock music when I was a kid because I thought those people were dirty and satanic. What? Who taught you that? Catholic school. Just people. I didn't like people with long hair. They fucking scared me. Yeah, it was fucking crazy. Like when I grew up in New York, the people, they didn't have them. If you had long hair, they called you dirty hair. They called you dirty hair. Especially in Jersey, dirty hair, dirty hair. Because they cut your fucking hair. Like so I never really grew up in that. The people I grew up with were people that were

jocks that got high. And I was like, okay. But then they started getting crazy and crazy and crazy. They weren't like regular jocks at regular schools. The jocks I grew up with, mugged people. We did fucking THC crystal. We did everything. You know, usual jocks like, oh no, I'm worried about my diet. Fuck you. These guys were eating fucking steroids and doing blow. I never did a steroid. I wanted to, but I didn't have the balls. I can't shoot myself with a needle. But this is where it's become. And you know, every time I go to Jersey and I have a conversation, it's like the third conversation. Because they think, you're like, not you, you're from New York City. So they're more wide open, but there's always the one people, they consider California like out there.

Oh, New Yorkers think that too. You people out there fucking crazy. You're hippies. You're walking around out there at the beach all day. Bitch, we're in traffic, motherfucker. That's why we need to get fucking jizzles out here. Because who could take that four or five traffic without being high? That's the fucking clinker. If somebody, if you're sitting on the four or five and somebody's selling joints, that's the next moneymaker. Like they do in New York with the fucking doughnuts. Just walking down the street. Just walk. No, he just walks in between. Or like the papers in the morning. Like the fucking papers in the morning. Right on the four or five. Fuck it. Some black fucking motherfucker with fucking eight warrants.

What is he's got to lose? A cube or at the beach? Like how it like. And Mexico and Mexico, like they walk on the beach and they sell the water and the food. They can walk on the beach. They still do music in Jones Beach. Oh God. I don't know. Yeah, probably. But you know, imagine California guys walking around with baskets. They say in Mexico, you go to Mexico, you're getting sun and some Mexican comes up to you and asks you if you want to buy a kilo of blow. That's fucking tremendous. I'm putting suntan lotion on those and some of those do come up to me. Did I tell you? Somebody offered me blow yesterday. In what context? Like where were you? The comedy store. Oh, what? What did you say? Well, what do you think I fucking said? I said,

give it to me next time. I didn't want to embarrass him. You know, I don't want to tell somebody I don't do blow while you're handing me that. They didn't know. Did any part of you go like maybe? Not even. Not even for a second. What am I going to do with blown up? My heart would blow up. It's been eight years. I don't know everything that I built the fucking done just like this was I didn't I didn't go to rehab. This is all on my word. So that's how God works. When you give your word and you stop, I made a promise and I stopped over my cat super bad with my cat because his brother had died. They got Amelia outside when you get anemia because they were outside cats and his brother DJ died and I was doing blow. So I thought it was

because I brought the blown house out superstitious. I am and my wife said DJ died the soup beds next and I was like, I didn't like soup bad too much, but I didn't want to die either. You know what I'm saying? So I got on my hands and these is a God. If you fucking let them live, I'll never do blow again. And here we are going on eight years in November with that fucking cat. Super bad still see this shirt or these little holes at super bad because he's the only one I hold this way and he sticks his things in. So now he's not allowed to sit on nice shirts. So I gotta put this shirt on. I gotta put a I got a bunch of white t-shirts with holes. If you people see me with his shirt with a hole, it's not because I'm holy. It's because these are my cat shirts. So I come

home and I throw her and him and fuck all gray always cling on to me. Like they always do that shit with that, you know, their flaws, but they fucking super bad. His nails come out. He gets really serious and gets all fucking hot and gooey with me. I love him. I love that fucking cat. I love my animals. I don't want to lose another animal if I don't have to. So I'm going to start giving them preventive medicine. That was very hard for the house. Sissy lost weight like fucking that. You got to put that air on. Okay. Oh my God. It's fucking dying. He's going to rain. Sissy lost weight. She went from zero to fucking. She went from 16 pounds to like six. And like six weeks, we were like, she was fitting. We have railing for the baby.

And she wouldn't jump over no more. She would just walk right through the railing. We were like, oh my God. And then Fidel was very slow. And then I think Fidel did great, but we were just prolonging the pain. We were just putting a band-aid on one hole and another one was open type of story. So when I came home, that was a tough one for me. And then when she told me about the stuff, you know, me, I'm always open minded. I believe in it now. So I'm happy you guys have this. When I saw that in the box, my fucking dick got hard. Oh shit. Because I had just been talking about this with the cat. So it was like a, it was like a premonition type deal. What's that? A deja vu, whatever you've been there before. That's a great testimonial. Thank you.

It really is. When you get something like this in the mail, so now I know I can give it to my cat. So fucking they're going to be in dog mode. I'm going to, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to grind it up. Give it to them with fucking that shit that gets them high. Who's better than Uncle Joe? I got some good shit I get from Amazon.com. What's that? Catnip. Oh my God. I got some tremendous catnip. It comes in buds. They go fucking crazy. All the other catnip, all that catnip at Amazon is a fucking forgazi. It's not good. If you put it next to your cat, they kind of react. There's one company that they, when we hit them up for sponsorship, because I liked their products so much, I loved it. I saw the effect that it had on the cats.

They said they were putting their product out of production, but it's still on Amazon. I went like an asshole and bought 80 fucking bags and put them over the fucking thing. All I got to do is open up that cabinet and you got to see them run. That stench is so strong, but it doesn't smell to me. It's like a dog whistle. It smells to them. They go fucking nuts. And I give them that, I give them that thing and then I'll turn the lights off and get the red light. You know how we do it, though. I'm like the fucking circuit. I'm like Monument Bailey for the cats. You're basically like a weed assistant for the cats. Well, this is not going to get your cats high. If you love your cats, if you love your animals, you have to be involved with your animals at some

level. You just can't feed them and whatever. You know, you have to, oh, at night, listen, there's no reason to get high if you don't have fucking, like, I'm sorry, I'm not rewarding this right. If I have an animal, it's to get stoned, not with the animal, but by myself and have fun with them. There, a cat was built for a stoner. When God put a cat on this planet, he said this animal is primarily for stoners that could look beyond the fucking, some people hate fucking cats. They don't know about the Egyptians and the fucking love they had for it and the voodoo they got and how it changes your life. And people who have cats fucking live six or seven years longer, they're giving cats the invicts now in prison. You see that all that shit on seed fucking NBC on Friday

night. What about that homeless dude who has like a cat on his back? On his back. Oh, he walks around the neighborhood. Yeah. But you know, it's just, I believe in the power of the cat. So I want to give my cat the best experience. Like today, I'm leaving for two days. So today I took the girls and I brushed all the girls, but I give them intense brushes. I have the metal thing. Then I go the other way. I take the little rag. I watched a little muffler. Lulu had a little piece of shit in her ass. I can't have a walking around like that was stuck. So I pulled it out of there. You got to take care of your animals. If not, why have the fucking animals? You got to give them the love. When I bend over and touch Lulu, she makes this noise. All right, that's my girlfriend. Those

cats are my wives. Those cats love me more than most fucking humans. That gray would give my life for me. Evie would give her fucking life for me. Ally, they would give their life for me. Gray, I adopted when I moved up here. She just came to the door and I had to put her on lock down for a few weeks. You can't come in right away. Then she got attacked by a possum and they couldn't go back downstairs. So I had to take her in. She's like my fucking girl. She sleeps in the bed with me and my wife. My wife kicks her out like two because it's a nightmare. She won't stop till she gets under the blanket and she starts her nose gets wet. I love that cat. She's like any woman. You pick her up, they fight you. Then once I got a good,

she lets me kiss her like 18 times, scratch her stomach and kiss her on the face and I clean her eyes for her. At one point, she just takes her up and she fucking kisses at me, but then she's back in three minutes. She knows who's got the good dick. You know what I'm saying? What time is it? Let's get the fuck out of it. You know how we do it. Auntie Dolores, I love you. Thank you for making a rare appearance. Thank you for coming in and talking to us and bringing your main girl Margie. She knows a lot about it. Very beautiful. I'm happy New York City girls. How do people get a hold of you and your products? For starters,

let me tell you something. Do not harass Auntie Dolores on her webpage. If you ain't got a license, go fuck yourself. Don't be so stupid. Don't be so stupid. Don't think you're cute. Well, Joey Diaz said you'd send me. No, no, no, no. Don't say that shit. She's right here. You're dumb, motherfuckers. So let me start your shit. All right? I'm nipping it. Oh, they should have stopped Hitler and Munich. That's how I got to do it. You got to stop these motherfuckers. If not now, don't hit you up, Auntie Dolores. Like if you were to call in, don't hit you up. Joey said that you'd send me a buck. No, Joey didn't say dick. Joey, don't say no. Well, they can become a member of our co-op very easily now. Our website is more functional for this. But they got to live in

California. Yeah, they could be California patients. No, these guys are gonna call from Florida. Oh, yeah. They're trying to put one over on you right now. Sorry. Well, maybe one day our products will be in Florida, you know. Those fucking Backwood Hicks, they voted against them in Southern Florida. Nobody smokes more pop than fucking Floridians, especially in Miami, those Jamaicans and shit down there. And nobody, they didn't legalize it because they got some fucking, they got some heavy duty behind all the drugs and all that. They got some fucking right wing fucked you in the middle. Because you have old Jews voting and the Jamaicans don't really have a good turnout for the voting. Well, unfortunately, they needed 60% of the vote in that state. And

they got like 57 or 58. And so it didn't pass. But most other states needed 50. And so it's too bad that it worked out like that for Florida because they, it's going to be a while before they're able to pass any. What are we doing? The anti Dolores medical fucking product festival up in San Jose. Sound Garden, Joey Diaz, Lisa. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Yeah, wet sprocket black Sabbath to make an appearance. Hell yeah. Yeah, Dolores, medical marijuana festival, $100 fucking all you could eat and puke and die. You cop suckers come up, give us a yardstick. I like it. I like it. Yeah. Leaves the host with the mostly. How you feeling? Is it is it time for what? For another chocolate pop pop?

So let me give you why would it be when my face looks like this? So anyway, you can find us at auntie Dolores.com. I'm going to spell it. A U N T I E D O L O R E S and the dog treats CBD rich dog treats for your playful pooch treatables.com T R E A T I B L E S dot com and find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, all the usual social media channels. And yeah, come check us out. There you have a cop suckers. Oh yeah, and you can become a patient through the website. You can also sign up your dispensary through our website if you want to place wholesale orders and the dog treats. You can get them directly from us. We can send them to you in California and soon in other states. So those

you can actually order online. I don't care where you live. No, only only California, but you don't need a medical card to order your pooch the dog treats. You do need a medical card to order the THC treats, which are for humans. And we're not suggesting that you give your dog pretzels. Do not give your animals antidealurus. Antidealurus is for humans, not animus. Can I ask you a question, Marjorie? Yes. Are you very knowledgeable about this? What's New York's, where are we in New York? Such a mess. So New York has nothing? No, they do, but it's no flowers. No flowers. That's what the law is. That's what the law is. And they're handing out so few licenses and they're

so expensive and basically already sort of captured by large hedge fund corporate entities. So it's been, it's the laws are a mess. I think that they were created to placate the voters and the people who wanted it. They're not going to help the patients. They have a cap on the amount of dispensaries. It's so few. I can't remember the number. Five. Five through all of like New York. How are people going to get product? Like that's insane. So no, no, no flowers, just animals and like, can you, like it's so nonsensical. Are there still a program where people get the 10 filled with joints from the government? Is that still alive? Because I saw that. I mean, I think the reality is New York has such a black mark, such a strong black market.

And honestly, there's branded products on that black market that because these laws are so poor, there's no incentive for those people to switch to the legal market. Basically, they're like, yeah, fuck you. Thanks. Like they're just going to stay on the black market and it's ridiculous and tragic, honestly. Very tragic. You know, I know a lot of people need it and they have to go on the black market and pay so fucking much in New York. Those bicycle delivery motherfuckers get you. Those motherfuckers. They have bicycle delivery. Oh my God. And they charge you 20 bucks for a joint Well, also, I mean, when when you're working on the black market, like people aren't lab testing, people aren't, you know, tracking how much a dose is, like you don't even know what you're eating.

You know, maybe the person tells you, but really, you don't know. There's so there's no, you know, regulation at all, which I don't think helps any consumer. One of the best things about the legal market is that we actually get to know what the hell we're ingesting, you know, in any form. This is why I love your new packaging, because I think that's really gonna help people know that this legitimizes you. And we have all the dosing listed on there, exactly how many pieces, you know, equal butter, everything. Oh, it's amazing. You can break it down to a fucking pubic can. There's a pubic can that motherfucker. We know it. Oh man. We do not put that in our product. I love you ladies. Thank you for dropping in and showing your knowledge on the subject.

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