Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #293 - Nick Turturro

Episode Date: June 23, 2015

Nick Turturro, Actor seen in films and TV such as "The Longest Yard" and "Blue Bloods, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio. This podcast is brought to you by: Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout. HITecigs.com For a better tasting, longer lasting e cig go to HITecigs.com. Use Promo code joeyschurch for five Hit E Cig's for $50 Naileditlife.com - Get 20% off a vapor pen by using code word joeydiaz. They are also produce some of the best edibles on the market, Los Gummies Hermanos Recorded live on 06/22/15 Music:  You're The One For Me - D Train Wanna Be Around - Tony Bennet Hair Of THe Dog - Nazareth

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And wax smokers out there joey Diaz Kick that motherfucker mule Lee oh shit Monday night June 22nd The day the devil was buried at sea fucked in the ass lit on fire Given to the Mormons. You know how we do it. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit suck it lick it flick it stick it The church to what's happening now Tricky Nikki in the house

Lee in the house Are you fucking kidding me or what another fun Phil Monday here in the dungeon here What's happening Nick the tour right baby great to be here my man Lisa. Yeah now everybody come brother. It was good I saw that movie dope, which is actually really good. All right. We went to the comedy store. All right. Thank you Steve Simone and Just kind of hung around no more orange of the new black. I we finished that so there's a good weekend. How's Utah? Tremendous wise guys at great club. I Went to Shula's restaurant Shula has a restaurant the embassy on shul. Yeah, he's got a chain of them

Not a house, right? Yeah steak house. No bad Not bad. I think Michael Jordan steak house is better. But I haven't been to that. He's got one, too And I'm oh he can son Not bad. Yeah bad seafood towel. I don't have the money somebody else took us I don't know we were performing then some guy goes go there. You got a meal conflict I had some Cuban food yesterday down in Malibu. How was it? It's good. What place cafe Habana and Malibu? Yeah, I thought it was more like almost Mexican, but it was a little skirt. What you skirt steak black beans and rice Yeah, black beans

Bananas right bananas Was it was good nothing like Queens? No, I'm not like Miami dirty kitchens where you sent me all part of saga Yeah, put aside. That's the fucking best I know if I had a go between hands down for the best Cuban food I've had old school because I come from a different school of it It's poor the saga and this little fucking hole in the one Edgewater, New Jersey Which was fucking just sensational. I mean they had everything traditional, which I like What was that soup you told me to have the Cuban chicken soup?

Yeah, is that the one with the fideo and the fucking potatoes? Yeah, Lee's on the flip Oh, man. Have you taken them there? No, what's in it? Just chicken soup. It's a little it's a More chicken he brought them like matzah ball soup. Okay, and it's got new little noodles Potato better than that blood soup the Filipinos eat. Yeah Freakin they get they made me in laws make these freakin They put you the animals in the backyard the goat and this fucking blood soup one time in South Carolina last year I said, I ain't eating that shit the aroma. Yeah, like like death like freaking death. I said, I'm not eating that I eat the roast pig, you know, they're bringing the rose. It's great

There's a liver dip that they bring in with the roast pig that sounds nasty But the dip is unbelievable Then you take the skin before the chops up the pig, you know and the skin is so good You taste the skinny dip the skin in the liver dip my honest great I'm telling you man, really do they do they do like the whole pig back there They bring the whole pain over there somebody cooks it then they bring it in right and you look at the whole pig Then he takes a big hatchet. You gotta know how to cut this sucker up Jesus they're pros at it these Filipinos know, you know, this is what they do they butcher shit

What is Filipino food? I like I almost went to one the other week, but I don't know what it is It's like it's like a cross between Asian and Spanish, but what primitive animals you should goats and pigeons pigeons Don't fucking eat anything. There's a lot of guineas that grease ball tines that you know They cook pigeons and goats and lamb They take them right in the bathroom this old tying guy was telling me his father used to bring the animals or goats or whatever Chop them up in the freaking bathroom. He was this is the dinner tonight. He told the guys He used to drown these pigeons his dad used to drown the pigeons

I don't know. I don't know. He was telling me why he drowned. I forgot this. It was a funny story He's he's got to tell the story because when he told me how he drowned the pigeons and shit. I would die laughing You know, I used to catch these blue crabs in Jersey. My friend used to make the blue crabs go to sleep He rubbed their stomach and shit in the sink And the blue crabs will go to sleep. Yeah, you know how to handle them. I catch them in the backyard You know, just put them out good of the blue crabs at the red sauce great. Oh my god Oh fucking unbelievable people go insane over. Oh my god Lee. You got a 10 But the Filipinos they sit there and they eat those freaking crabs. They got they know how to eat that shit

It's so tedious, you know, I clean them good because those Filipinos they leave a lot of the crap in there I get sick on that shit. I had the runs one time. I'm like I'm running for my life I'd shit coming down my leg and everything. I was like I make sure I clean those crabs good What's the craziest thing the in-laws have cooked that you looked at and doubted what the fuck am I doing here? No, the blood soup that was a that was one of the craziest things, but there's a red. Is it red? I don't just the smell was I just couldn't get past the smell. What would you do if someone brought you blood soup? I would die. I can't eat that shit, you know, I don't get myself in those positions. I'm a picky fucking eater Yeah, like once I get invited to those parties

I always try to bow down because they're so warm and they'll ask you to eat. Yeah Like my cousin lives with us for years this kid gave he's like for his gum piece hilarious One of the funniest guys in America. He eats chicken. He eats the cartilage. He eats the whole shit He even eats this. I don't know what the cartilage is but he crunches. He chews on that. What are you eating? It's the college. It's the college and he eats everything the whole fucking chicken I mean the guy is loves chicken. He was probably a chicken in his best life. This guy eats everything He's the whole fucking thing everything in jail the black dudes eat the chicken till the fucking thing They don't even let it get reincarnated

Then black motherfuckers in prison, you'll see him for an hour twisting that bone like that's it enough Yeah, what are you getting out of that fucking thing that chicken? I can't even make a comeback He's gonna make a comeback with one wing and one hoof Yeah, I thought of you yesterday There's this guy in Vine and he took a video of himself at like the parking lot of a prison And you could hear him yelling at the black guys and the black guys yelling back like the one guy said look You're in a gay girl car like you've a square like square-head motherfucker Like the doors young at each other from the cells to like the parking lot

I just thought of you and that story you always tell about how just loud they are I can never eat a chicken to the end like that I know there's a lot of the chicken I don't trust I'm part of the chicken. I don't trust when I get a chicasco chicken I eat the white meat. I eat a little bit of the skin, and that's it. Yeah, if the wing looks ready I'll leave that thing alone like if there's not two or three strings on it now I only like thighs so thighs and and and legs and I don't like the freaking breasts too dry and shit I won't go to another fast food joints for chicken. I stopped a long time ago

Even though I break down once along go to Popeyes now Popeyes like a motherfucker They got a wing and a thigh for $1.49. Give you the fucking runs Popeyes. Does it really? Yeah, it's greasy shit Fucking one time and you better off going into Ralph's and just say can I have 25 pieces? Ralph's got good fried chicken. You got to get it fresh. Yeah, yeah, you know who got that for their wedding? You're looking at him. You my wife knew the people and every time she went the lady would give her the fresh chicken Fucking delicious. Ralph's got a thing now if you got a piece of fish Don't fry the fish up for you very nice too. You ever go to Dinah's chicken. That's pretty good, too But yeah, what it's an old-school chicken place Dinah's by the LAX. Yeah, it's good

You're going there you get a whole barrel chicken. I mean, it's like old-school fried chicken. I like good fried chicken I like good fried chicken. I do man when you I'll go I'll go to places, you know If I find good fried chicken, you know, I came from Cuba used to tear up the Colonel Yeah, but not in front of my mother my mother wouldn't let me have a Fast food growing up in New York City. So and you can make chicken a lot of different ways, man, you know, we Wave boss with a baseball player. He ate chicken his whole career for every game I did a commercial with him. I asked him. I said, did you really fucking chicken? Did you eat chicken? No, and he was like, yeah, I ain't chicken my whole career. I gotta eat chicken cutlets every day

Yeah, they gotta be thin potatoes thin with cream corn. Yeah, and cranberries juice and some club soda and that motherfucker. Oh, yeah God Get me hungry. You always say cream corn. I could eat cream corn is good. I could eat chicken cutlets You know this Cuban joint made a they put some like cheese on the corn on the cob I don't know if it's a Cuban thing. It was very good. It was like a grated cheese Yeah, Mexicans have that too. It must have been like a Mexican. Don't fuck with my corn I like I like hotel bar butter on my corn Little salt and heavy on the pepper pepper that fucking corn is brand new. It's good corn Jersey Jersey corn

Sweet ship. Let me explain something corn. The reason why you don't like cream corn is because the people who made it for you Just give it to you out of a can any professional knows you gotta dope that motherfucker up Okay, you dope it up and now you go to Vegas or now my wife makes the cream corn a little pieces of jalapeno That's motherfucker to give it some flavor and some extra buttons some extra salt and pepper But is it better than just corn on the cob? It's amazing. It's amazing, but I call it's different dishes call for different things I'm powering chicken colors. I don't have time to fucking put butter When I consider a phone on the cob, I'm eating it with a baked potato with a nice fucking steak

Yeah, okay, so everything has a different fucking patois here. I feel you about cream spinach like cream spinach if it's made correctly You know what I like it with if I tell you what I like reason for cream for spinach. This is I'm a kid spam Spam is good fried spam. Yeah, right. It's been it's been it's no it's fresh cream spinach fried spams Garlic in that motherfucker. I love stop it. I love cream spinach spam is not good. Yes, it is You got to dope it up if you show up like a Gentile and just cut it and fucking on it You got to put some salt and pepper today. I made a burger but I had my wife taste the burger and she goes Jesus Christ I go I've been asking you put the chop meat together. No, I get these burger patties from where else 85% nice I take them home. You know garlic salt on I put a little fucking onion salt on that motherfucker

Grill it hell yeah heavy on the pepper right take it outside and I grill it and I put little holes in it So it cooks the inside and right before that last piece of take a little butter Hey, you want to go to a good butchered down at the Grove in the middle of the groves. I'm not doing that There's a guy there. It's not even what you got a fucking cowboy steak No, it's in it's in it's in the farmers market listen, I will go to a ranch. He gets this cowboy. That's great So do I I don't think Joey would go to the Fucking Grove if you paid me don't yeah, but go there for the butcher I don't go to it's got these sweet sausages listen to me

The only way I would go down if somebody's giving a hundred dollar bills. Really? That's it. I wouldn't even the test it I don't see why I got a driving that traffic anymore 52 years of age. Hey, I got one foot in the grave on the banana I'm gonna waste 20 minutes go get sauce. This is gonna be men's a month. I'm going to New York in September I'm saying I am I'm done. I'm done with the fucking drive and Lee knows Everybody knows I'm done. I'm done. I did the listen well done We were talking before last week. I fucked up and I had two slices of pizza Lee knows I'm to the point in my life now. We're only pizza from one place that mall over here. Got Joe's I'm bad. Yeah, I'm bad Joe's I go over there. That's it. I'll give it up on everything

Where is it when you walk in I've never seen downstairs in the food court all the way in the back They got them in the dungeon next to the Japanese people that they closed down But that fucking mall got some food now. They got a cheese steak place. They got the Chinese place They got a fucking a sandwich place at the end. Which mall you're talking about this one right here I'm not even not even in Galleria. You're talking about the one on Riverside and Woodman. I'm woodman. Yeah Tremendous. Yeah, that's what I have the Jones Joe's. It's pretty good. Pretty fucking good. Yeah, dad went overboard I had the sausage and the pepperoni because I'm a cheese slice motherfucker. You know me though Just give me the cheese. Well, why fuck around. Yeah, anything. I did you put that chicken teriyaki slice next to my slice

How'd you fucking eyeball out you understand me? Don't give me no chicken. You don't try fusion pizza. No Why would I do something like that? You don't want to put chicken? I don't do nothing like that I don't just try blaze the blaze pizzeria. They make the pizza's really fair. She can build your own pie No, ain't bad for it. It's more like the chipotle of of pizza, but it ain't bad them chipotle Yeah, yeah, I'll stick with Joe's. Hey, I break down every six weeks with slice of pizza I was explained to there is a joint But if you want to treat yourself in in Pasadena called set the bellow and it's almost like a brick oven slice It's not bad. If you want to treat yourself. No, we go to we go to we go to ice house once a month

So we'll so go over that set the bellow set the bellow What kind of slice you unbelievable like a brick oven slice, it's like, you know It's the stuff that's from Italy. They get all this shit from Italy. It's the real deal. How's the cheese great? I'm telling you. It's great. I know good pizza. It's a good slice of pizza Is the square kind called Neapolitan or what's so silly and do you like that? We were grown up on sister We were raised. I like Sicilian. I love Sicilian, but it's a there's an art to that not everybody can make a good slice of Sicilian If not, it's just bread with fucking sauce on it, right? Yeah, some people like Nick the Greek Yeah, the Greek you made a nice a silly put it by the window the flies landed on it

They use there's a take every time you got a slice of the ceiling gotta look for a fly now You know, we make a good square to there was a place on my neighborhood J&S They made this square pizza my dad used to go insane. I could just get the freaking recipe like that We're never gonna get the recipe or so good spin. They're still there J&S and nobody makes it like them You know when somebody makes something unique you just go wow, that's a great fucking slice of pizza You know just like Patsy's the original Patsy's you go to Harlem. It's great. They're still there. The oven is a thousand years It's still there still them and you can go in and get a pie for ten bucks That oven is so old. That's why it's so good the oven. It's the oven man. It's unbelievable

I love that go to a Yankee game stop and haul them. Let's go to Patsy's Let's get a pie and then go to the game. He's on the way. Yeah, he did on the way man I did that one time with Sandler and all the guys. I don't know it was long a short or Chuck and I I was eating some freaking They go where do you get would you get that I go color to call them now? I said they ordered all these pies. They were like holy shit. This is good Yeah, I know how to eat you guys don't know how to eat. They don't know what to eat You know, I mean, I had a freaking turn them on. That's what I do man. I eat. I know good food I know a good burger. I know a good slice of pizza a good sandwich

It's not like a good I look at what the Della a little fucking supra side and fresh buffalo moots it out Little olive oil. Oh Fucking great nice prosciutto more to Della with some wet woods on a fucking nice bread Maybe a roasted red pepper like a motherfucker. Yes, so maybe some mom Oh, all right. Have you ever had that? Oh, I'm gonna ask how would you go fucking nuts. I'm gonna get your sandwich like that I'm down. Oh my god with those stuffed peppers with the mozzarella and they're a little the moots it out And I'm telling you a little moot the Dell a little supra side and the little prosciutto. Oh my god

Have you been to Domingo's and then see no, it's good. Yeah, Domingo's makes a good sandwich It's good place until the guy last time I was there had a bad experience. I was having a great time I was waiting for my saying awesome Johnny Gentile walked in there The widest guy in America was slippers on and was pissed about his turkey Why would you go in there for turkey in the first? I wanted to smack him and I kept saying why don't you go the subway? We're a subway for the subway for Jersey Mike's every fucking turkey in the world Right. Why are you wasting your time in Italian fucking place and you know looking for fucking plain turkey? Yeah, that was mad. I don't smoke. Get the fuck out of you. Go eat dick, right?

You don't like smoke. Why is that Domingo's fault though? Because that's what I'm saying Why is it Domingo's fault? Why is this guy in there? If I was Domingo, I wouldn't allow this guy in there We fucking slip is looking for a turkey. So we don't make turkey sandwiches. All right go down the fucking corner I tried to get the euro last time we were in Boston this place Umberto's in the north end It's like what it's what you like They have like a whole bunch of like ready pies and they're just taking the oven and like they're the big one So each slice is really two slices. It's fucking amazing. No, it's great a fucking great meatball When you get a meatball, that's just my mom used to make it with veal

and lamb And beef and it would just fall apart. It was magical. What a freaking when it was in the sauce just float man You came by in there not too big not too ready. Holy shit. It's like sucking something It's like, you know, you're sucking something. It's like gold I mean, you know, how long you've been in either forever. Yeah, when did you just well? How will you discover the greatest thing in the world? What was the as I've gotten older as I've gotten older I think when I was a kid I was finicky and I I didn't have great eating How I didn't appreciate the food until I was an adult till I started making my own sauce

Then I named myself nicky red sauce, you know, because I made a great sauce everybody was like hey nicky red sauce I was like, yeah, I actually had it in a fucking jar But it didn't last long because I didn't have any backing but it came out really good to go to shark tank No, no, no, we had a real fucking sauce. I was in 50 stores, man Telling you yeah, it was like a ray of sauce. It was a high-end sauce We made it with the pork bone everything a new haven Connecticut. I'll show you the jar Are you sure? Yeah, remember I told you about it, but you didn't go to shark tank. No, no shark

We got charlie bronson up there. Yeah, that's great Gotta have bronson. What a face. What a fucking unbelievable. Just look at that face I mean, you know, you didn't even have to act with a face like that. You just show up You know when you look at those faces years ago like I look at these good I wish I I wish I had a face like I mean my face. I have a good face But those guys had those guys had fucking incredible face like these movies starts today. I know they have no character There's no robert mitchum. There's no fucking You know charles bronson. There's no there's no steve mcqueen. There's no paul newman

This is all bullshit. I mean charl. Look at that face. Wow. Look at that stash Show the people at home. I'm trying to victim mature. Oh my god. My dad resembles victim mature stud, man stud Look at charles like right there in that move. I can't tell what scene that it could be the mechanic It looks to me like the mechanic. It really does jen michael vincent I can jam michael then they him listen, bro Jam michael vincent

I think richard gear Every year he gives to the jam michael vincent foundation does he sure because of jam michael vincent wouldn't have stopped drinking Wouldn't have started drinking Jam michael vincent with the stoveman fucking people up You watch the not the blue lagoon. Watch the one he did for disney The one before the mechanic he did disney the world's strongest man, right? When he picks his arms up and shit that was a fucking he was the original brad pit brad pit would have to suck his dick Yeah

Brad Pitt in in the mechanic jan michael vincent Was throwing a fucking heat that nobody had thrown since like, you know early robert redford or something That was like a fucking beautiful man. Yeah, and he started fucking booze and that was did you ever see the movie defiance? He made a movie defiance about a longshoreman No, I never saw it in manhattan him pauli walnuts danielo. That's how long ago. Really this is 70 If the mechanic was 73 this was 75. Was it good? The guy that played the gang leader was badass. Yeah throw it on lycea defiance is on there Like the trailer. Yeah, who you watching? I was gonna periscope the fucking bite your fingers

I was watching deliverance in the deliverance. That was a good flick. That's a good flick Bert Reynolds was tremendous. It was great defiance jan michael vincent. See if they got anything And throw that up. That's an old school movie And all those guys were in acting class. That's how they probably got that movie. Yeah, if diello pauli walnuts And there's somebody else younger shit defiance must have been an early When they slipped by so nice, you know, he's 1980s or something

I'm gonna get you know, here's another name I'm gonna throw at you. Whatever happened to uh ken war He was fucking good. Do you remember? Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. The good looking wonder is the wanderers But he was also in that show on cbs wise guy wise my parents why and it was handsome. He could act I'm the kind of guy. One of my favorite movies. I love that. I wish I was in that Oh my god, I told sandal about that. It was like you should have been leave the kid alone There's a bad ass movie man

What is this? Look at him guys. Oh shit. That's him. Look at him. You're right That dude would have busted the bank now guys But look at that. They just remade a video over it. Look at the gang leader. No shit Oh, this ain't real, but look at the gang leader, but hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Keep going. See if there's something else there How do I get this on Netflix? I don't know this is on youtube. Let me see if there's another one Yeah, dog. This is he was still hot in this one What happened to him drugs alcohol they did uh behind the hollywood whatever about him and it was really interesting because

He was Fucking drunk. I mean he has no teeth now. Yeah. Well, this is when they showed him. He had a bad accident. Is he still alive? I'm not sure. Wow Either way I can get there You take care of yourself. Anything? No, no, we were at that. Yeah, this is this is This guy ladies and gentlemen, if you've ever seen jam michael vincent He was about to blow the fucking bank

But something right there. This was there. I don't know what he did after he did sky wolf a show for cbs. He recurred on it There's a raw deal you got to me This is a bunch of what the hell am I gonna do? Why don't you got a god for it? It's an union. He tells the second he's gonna love it I'm on suspension Oh, shit Well, you can't sleep on a goddamn docks Ha ha

I got a brother-in-law. He's got an apartment building in the city. Get yourself a place there It ain't crazy mansion, but it's cheap Oh, is he serious? What the hell am I gonna do in this city? I hate this place. I can't even breathe here I ain't got any money anyway Yeah, have some more orange juice Orange juice fast forward to see what else they got. Yeah, this is an all That type of music yeah problem is all new york city. Look at the old dirty. This is all new york dirty But that's really new york

New york don't look like that no more Check that guy That's the guy from your show leave the office Oh my god, I saw him in the james brown movie gained a lot of weight craig robinson Oh, yeah, he was that was a good movie though the james brown movie. Yeah, I watched it today. I watched bits bits and pieces I mean, I like that kid, but I I don't know if he's dark enough to play james brown I mean, I don't mean dark color. What is fucking good. It's talented everything that kid does. He's good. He's good in draft days He's good in 42. He's good in 42. Yeah, he was gonna work hard

He works on everything they're putting them on everything now. He's gonna be on the road now. He's gonna win an asker But you know, I was thinking about neck the other day everybody today man on fire was on and the godfather three o'clock That's your movie had a red debt that's your movie man. I'm fine. Oh, please and I had to work I had to do a bunch of shit, but I caught the last Ten minutes, which is the movie once he started blasting little mexican. No, my favorite is training day I love that's a good. That's a good. I love him in that. See I like him in that I love him. I don't know why man the more that's like one of those movies that the more I've watched it The more I liked it. It was like the town the more I watched. Oh my god. That's my movie. That's I love that was the best thing

He ever did that was better evil enough. He's like he's evil in that movie and it gets oh, he's right Denzel he gets he gets progressively more evil and like he's so uh, like Charismatic, I guess. Yeah that you almost like him. He's such a low life that you know, he's fucking the girl I'm into like the last scene. You still kind of like him a little bit man when he shoots his friend breathe dog breathe I'm like, what the fuck. I gotta tax you a little bit Yeah, shoot him shoot him. He's telling the guy shoot him that scene is unbelievable Damn, he's like, you know the scene when he goes to the house with all the guys Yeah, and he's got I gotta tax the guy and all this shit and he gives the mic of money to barringer

Tom barringer. Yeah barringer. Yeah, and the guy they gotta get the okay and shit, you know Those are old. Yeah, those are good actors those guys from Scarface who had gum on his shoe and he shot him The lieutenant the one who shook him down at the bar, right? That's a great scene when he's that's you this harron Whatever the guy that was like, you know, you know, how this works, Tony, you know that guy How this works, Tony? I was gonna bring Denzel up because don't go too far Tony. You don't don't too far Don't go too far. Can't shoot a cop. Remember that guy. Oh my god. Whoever said you were one. Oh my god. Yeah Fucking Pacino. Oh, he was great

fly fly I gotta tell you something. I love Denzel, but I'll tell you who's really a bad motherfucker that nobody gives him enough credit Who's that and I'm gonna say why? Pink Floyd has a song called pigs three different ones I I know people gonna get upset with this, but I know you're gonna understand where I'm coming from the song No, someday they're gonna make a song called

Let's tell the story first the guy's name is Lawrence fishburn I think Lawrence fishburn is the best black actor Pound for pound. He squeaks it at the note. You don't have to track He just beats it and I'll tell you why because he plays three different types of moulin yarns Okay, and I can't and he but it's the same moulin yarn. Listen in okay in the one with walking He remember when he goes in New York? Oh Oh, yeah, okay, but then he comes back like I turn it. I turn it. Oh, that's bad Oh, and that's a complete different type of brother. Do you understand?

He's great and boys in the hood too, man. Oh my god, that's the father's fucking great guys. He's the most unnoble He's not as good looking as Denzel. He's not as charismatic as that, but I I agree with you He's right up there. Oh my and he's got one other one. He plays a different type of black guy right up there He's right up there. I think his problem might be that a lot of people my age don't know him other than the matrix He's been the matrix and the man. I didn't even mention the fucking matrix You got to look at his body. I don't even look at apocalypse. You can't always judge a guy on one thing No, I'm not saying it's no, I'm just saying it's just like if you asked like someone under under 30 They'll probably send it isn't that yeah, but when you for when I was under 30 and I saw Denzel in glory

I knew there was no turning back and then I saw him in the movie with you Mm-hmm the trumpet more better. I knew there was no as my first movie And I was at the I knew there was no table read and I said to my brother I was nervous my first mother so excited to be in the freaking room. There was all these great people robbing Harris I said, oh my god. Oh my god over the room and he destroyed everybody including Denzel My brother said this guy is a fucking He said he's gonna become huge and then he fall asleep right at the reading And then when Denzel was reading and shit. I said to my brother. Wow. Who is this guy?

He goes, oh, he's fucking he's gonna be a big big star He's this is Denzel Washington when we did a scene with him. I remember I was I wasn't there was my first movies I was I wasn't him. I was out of my light or some shit. He goes, Nick. Just move over here. Move over there I was like, okay. See my brother goes. Yeah, he's looking out for you. Nick see looking out for you But I knew I said I was working with like a star. I mean his focus his look everything I'm always just, you know concentrate on what I had to do, but I was like, wow I'm in the scene with this motherfucker. This is this is this guy's hot man. He's bringing it one guy You know a guy show up like that and you're there bringing it it excites the shit

So like when I worked with red dog, you know years ago on blue first year And we became friends me and Caruso and I was like, I knew I said this guy is Coming with it, you know, because it gets you excited And that's what people don't understand when other people are good, you know, it just but you know, he's a star man He's a star and he's I heard he's a little bit of a he can be a diva too of hers. He's done now Right. He ain't doing nothing. I'm talking about. Oh, Caruso Caruso. He got Yeah, he just he just how many seasons of He got rich taking the sunglasses off and doing I'm not talking about that. Yeah, that guy was dead in the fucking water

Yeah, somebody was looking out for him Somebody up above was looking out for that guy. Yeah, we're friends and somebody was looking out for him Well, when I tell you, you know, because the guys that acted that that way and through, you know, through that away They never get another shot never So he was lucky that somebody came looking for him But, you know, that doesn't always mean you're that you're very happy because, you know, he wanted to make it in the movies That was the thing for him. You know, he's always saying, you know, Nick, we gotta

Kind of make it on the big screen. This is this is, you know, this is the little screen, you know to him That was his that was his dream. That's why he like sabotage himself, you know Because he wanted to like it wasn't big enough for him You know, he should have played his cards, right? Maybe he would have had a little bit of amazing How many movies you see and he's in it early on? Yeah, he was good character actor early on But he didn't jump off later on like when they gave him these starring roles Like I think he was just one of those guys that was Better on the little screen, you know, he was good and jade

Yeah, he was good and jade wasn't a good movie. That's the only problem was a shitty movie The other one was a weak movie to kiss a death. Oh, that was a kiss a death. That was weak. That was fun That's the one that was funny. You know who's I like watching that for cage cage is funny in that Who else? Yeah, cage is funny in that. He's actually funny in that hunt Hunt isn't that movie foreign hunt, right? What's the name from the chick from? Oh, yeah. What's her name? Helen Hunt Helen Hunt Helen Hunt Yeah, it wasn't a rapper port. They tied him up and my friend rapper port. Yeah Yeah, Nicholas cage played the strip club owner with the asthma. Yeah. Yeah. I think they were for that part of my brother

I think he turned that he turns down a lot of stuff His carousel was like, yeah, I gotta get your brother. Tell him to do it. Tell him to do it I was like, I can't tell him to do it. You know, Johnny's like you can't tell John to do anything John's a different animal You tell him but uh, I worked with cage. It worked with him in the olive of stone world trade center movie He was a nice guy. Nice guy. Okay, you know, olive of stone was a bastard He was a bad. He destroyed everybody. I'm one time Nick cage goes. Don't worry about he calls me jet throw from the Beverly Hill Belize. I said, really, Nick? I said, yeah, this guy's fucking nuts. Oliver stone. This guy sucks

That guy sucks. He sucks. Everybody sucks. I said, you're fucking naive. I fought back one time. Oh, you're getting mad now You're getting mad. I like that. I like that I was like, yeah, because you destroy everybody's confidence. If you don't do anything, you tell you, uh, you got nothing Then if you try to do something and say you're so over the top that olive of stone do the football one Yeah, he's he almost got into a fist fight with dean kane at the fucking audition. Oh, he did he they stood up They had to break the camera. Yeah, he got in the middle. He's a bully What do you call I think had a punch out with him years ago woods or somebody James woods. I think an old movie salvador. I think they had a punch out with him

He went over to my wife one day likes asian women. He was rubbing her hair. I said, hey, he goes Oh, how'd you get her? It's never mind how I get her. I said, well, you want me to get your nation girl? I get your nation girl Because it was this girl like didn't I knew one day goes can I can I meet her can I meet her? I said, yeah, you can meet her. She was with this fat gangster guy that I know I said come over here. I love a stone made her like a star. She was an extra. He brought in a fucking trailer for an extra I swear to god. I swear to god. This guy was nuts

He's fucking nuts. I don't want to work with that guy He was like, hey, you want to be like jackie gleason? You want to hand it up? You're looking in the camera I got not looking in the camera. I go you're smoking too much pot. I'm looking in the camera. You guys nuts I went back for the call back. He was calling me timmy or something He goes, I want you in the movie. I go, you want me in the movie? You call me a different name He goes, no, but I love the way you talk. Listen to you listen to his action He goes, he's got a better action than deniro. I said, yeah, but get my fucking name right He called me timmy or rob it. I don't know what the I said, no

You called me because I know but this is what I have left There was a lot of guys in the movie. We had a lot of fun. That was right after my mom passed I'm thinking about when Bill Buffer was here, they kept calling him Jimmy Bruce Buffer came calling Jimmy. Oh, it's like when I had a hair cutting job when I said not a hair I was I was washing Jewish women's heads when I was a kid And the owner uh, this is a funny story. Why are you doing because it was a summer job and they said do you want to wash hair? I said, I'll try it and I didn't like it. All these Jewish women were yelling at me harder Harder not much. I had a sweet the fucking hair and rub these and and and I couldn't like I couldn't even shampoo the hair

Hard enough. They would be like they were very picky Jewish Long Island. I was a kid young kid But the owner his name was nick. He goes, what's your name? I go nick. He goes, you can't be nick. I'm nick He goes, what are you what am I gonna call you? I said, I don't know call me richie. He goes, all right, richie So this was funny. I worked there for like one day two days. He go richie Richie richie. I wouldn't answer. Oh, that's me. That's me all day long richie Richie richie and I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm like, fuck this. I can't I can't work here I can't be fucking richie. My mother almost named me richie. Thank god My brother goes she was gonna name you richie

Yeah, because you know, they call you dick. I don't want to be rich. Thank god. I wasn't fucking richie. Excuse me. Put that there Oh, please. I'm dying. I'm dying over here. Yeah, you gotta put the fucking heater. I tell him every day He has me then it's a good story, right? Richie He was in a fucking movie one day Richie Richie my brother tries to rob my material. That's funny. Tell me that again. No, no, I don't want to tell you It'll wind up in your fucking script I didn't like that job

I had a lot of when I was a kid I'd have a job for one day and I would quit after one or two days Oh my god, I was a bus boy Lenny's clan bar treated like dog meat One time you yours You ps. Oh my god It made you work like a fucking animal four hours for eight dollars and that was blood blood money. Oh you ps Yeah, and you had you had to push out about you had a thousand packages in an hour in an hour. You gotta touch them my father said Fucking quit that fucking job

He did that that's that feels your uncle Mikey. They gave him a truck and he gave him the truck He said don't ever work for those fucking people you ps What was this? What year was this was like in the 80s or something. I applied for you. Oh my god 1980 and my buddy got the job if I show you have a camera I'm gonna I show I'll show you how I had to work. I mean physically I could show you No, I know how he had to work because he used to tell me and he's still there. Listen to this I went with that kid winter of 80 81. They were hiring for the christmas holiday. Yes Both applied right. They kept him. Do you know till this day?

Wow, he's still there made a career out of it seven years ago They gave him one point something three point something. Yeah, because it's stock options and his vacation. They went public You really went public. Wow. So I had give I talked to his brother me That's the kid I robbed the jewelry store with he became a fucking born-again christian now He won't talk to me But the brother of me is still tight and the brother tells me that they're trying to get rid of them now because now they're paying I'm six figures And you know, he wasn't even supposed to be there at this point

They looked at looking at you dope dope. You got the shirt from your shirt. Yeah. No, that's not for the movie. Just as dope but Oh my god, I had The only job I kept when I was 15 I kept a job Working as a hard carrier for an italian guy. I really like mr. Severino. I really enjoy this I learned a lot from I think of how he ate today From seven to five he'd have five small tremendous meals Right, but half of what you would get at home, you know, that's the way to eat a piece of lasagna little piece of lasagna

An apple he'd have a little wine glass. She put saran wrap on it from he'd had wine at 11 o'clock with fruit He ate cheese at one. He ate a really weird diet And I went back 10 years ago and there's mr. Severino Looking the way he looked fucking 40 years ago when I was a kid. Wow So it worked, you know, he worked that little island diet. He was from Sicily and he worked that island Cramps and all that shit. Yeah I didn't quit that. I didn't quit my mom's bar. I like that. I the other day I wanted to oh when I went to shula's

I went in saturday afternoon to get lunch and the girl was there by herself the bartender. She goes. Thank god. You came in I go, how long you have this job? She goes three weeks. It's brutal She goes, I forgot I didn't take the summer into consideration that people don't go to bars in the summer in the daytime, you know Right and I go, this is my first job Me the asshole. I took a job on saturday days Like the first week of july at this bar. I made four dollars the first saturday. We're in the second saturday cleaned up a little But I gotta get the fuck out of here. Well job. I fucking hated kfc. I had that for like a day Maybe a day or two. I don't remember. I was in the back with the chicken or some shit. It was bad

It was a bad fucking job. I was like, this sucks. I never worked at a fast Yeah, I didn't make McDonald's a couple of months But my mom said, are you eating food too much? Quit that job Then I wound up as a produce kid at king cullin that I liked except I got sick So I used to go from the cold to the hot I was wrapping fruit and then Then I started getting sick from going out to the cold

But I liked it in the back, you know, I met some girl with curly hair and he was lisa farah I remember that one with the big knock is You suck a tits in the freezer. No, I never suck the titties I want her crazy boyfriend attacked me from the weeds I remember that girl because she was hot. Oh my god You know, let me just remember those stories But no, I never held on to a lot of jobs except when I worked for a hotel And that that was one job that I liked and then I was a bellman for a summer. I said, oh shit. This is

This is not bad. I said this is yeah It was a summer job. My father was there in construction. John was there in construction and my mom said, uh Why don't you get him a job as a bell hop? It's a new hotel. I just thought I was going to college at home and At first night, I don't know what I made like 100 110 I had like a jewish bankroll. It looked like I had a thousand dollars. My dad opened the door and he said How much you make kid? I said, uh, it's right there. Dad like 110 is quarter. You're you kidding? He went crazy. That's yeah cash, man

Fucking cash. He's loaded. My father was like now it's sucking it away. My father was like, look at him That cheap skin. Look at that skin. Flynn needs to call me. He see he's saving every fucking nickel. Look at him I was like, you got me the job. So I was making money, man. I loved it I was making all kinds of money And that was it was a fun job. You worked five days a week I was working on the summer job five days a week. The fun was like at night once a while I got my friend a job My friend in grass here. He was the night man. So once in a while

I would fill in for him at night but at night there was no business So in grass, he even told me if you ever worked for me to tour at night You got to be like room service. You got to be almost like a you got to be a different type of belman at night So like if you go on the menu and you see that there's a bottle of champagne for 65 dollars, you know You could go buy it for eight, you know 10 15 dollars Replace it with the bar and then charge the guy 65 dollars like one time count base. He wanted a hamburger I went to burger king count basey and that burger was like 10 bucks I took a burger king burger and put it like just in a regular freaking aluminum foil and he was like how much I go

You know 10 dollars mr. Basie He was like wow why so much and I said well i'm room service Everything's closed man two o'clock in the morning, you know at one time these freaking iranians in these middle easterners wanted women I never did that before I went out like my plummet valiant and I found a couple of chicks on the street I snuck him in I brought him up to the room. I felt like a pimp, you know And these iranians or whatever they were they were like not suitable not suitable. I said well, fuck you man Not suitable. I went on the street to get these brats and they were pissed. They were like what's wrong with these smelly ugly bastards I said, I don't know shower. I know shower. No, I mean the men are dirty not the women all the women

The women were right. Yeah, they were I said you gotta pay you gotta pay me as you gotta pay me for my service Fuck you. I ain't doing that again. I said they give you money. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I forget but I made money at night, but I mostly work during the day I mean, I worked during the day and and that later on became a doorman at a different hotel saint maritz But this was on the east side. It was a helmsley hotel Holly hotel. I liked that the white gloves black shoes. I remember telling my friend. He got the job Yeah, I said come with black shoes. They're gonna send your ass home It comes in with fucking brown shoes and they sent them home. I thought I fucking told you to come in with black shoes, man

Not brown It was a good job. But in a way it was a trap because you know, I saw that I could make Easy money and shit like that and you know, I didn't want to get stuck and then when I was looking to make money again I got back into that hotel business because I knew you could make money in it You know, but it was and my brother was like, I don't want to see you get stuck in that shit, Nick That's a trap, you know One of the first jobs I had was a place called j. R. And sons They hired high school kids

From two to nine or 10 or 11 whatever you could do It's just a warehouse loading trucks And I worked with this funny black guy the guy cracked me up all day. You know, he was a man, you know But we went out for him and got bottles of blackberry brandy and you know, he knew the guy at the liquor store We smoked weed with him And when he had a big guy for one night You had to have one of those things That you they put the boxes on and you pick up and a hand truck a hand truck

And yeah, we had hand trucks and you would he would stock the hand trucks and you pull them away and stock them You had some crews stocking the trucks and some Some crews I forget what this guy's name was and The they there was a goofy white dude and he was stocking the things and the black guy went to bend over And he left the thing go and I remember that the The hand truck

Got him in the head like this And oh, but he didn't get hurt. He didn't bleed nothing But the funny thing was when they took him out The metal from the thing went into his afro. He had like a four inch afro He walked around like that and we couldn't stop fucking laughing for hours. That's my adventure in the way house business I was there for two days and my mother came in there Like the second day and she goes I just got a call from the high school. You were supposed to go to the doctor What do you mean? You're spitting blood

I was spitting blood. I had a lung infection in high school. I got a lung infection And I went to play football and I started spitting pure blood every time my heartbeat. I would spit pure blood And uh, it's scary. They called my date. I was supposed to come back to school. The doctor's known. I never did I thought they would forget about it. Fuck. No, what was it? In the 70s, they were spraying marijuana with paraqua the chemical to to destroy the Fucking whatever it's called a plant But some people still picked it and some people smoked it I was one of those jerk offs that I got sold to right and I got a lung infection ended up in the hospital for 13 days

Oh, man, how old were you? 15 16 right there in the middle and those 13 days whatever those 11 days in the hospital I got out the night. I lead lost to homes maybe 70 79 September 79 I got out And I'll leave was fighting. That's why they threw me out till like we can't take another night Because my friends were coming to visit me. They were throwing Furniture out the hotel window. They were showing up with cases of beers

Broads, it was fucking crazy, you know at 15 at 15 All these guys were crazy when I got sick a lot of people You know, I had good friends at the time like high school buddies and they were showing up and smoking pot No in the hospital room and blowing out the window and oh my god It was 11. I tormented them from the first night. I got in there in the hospital Why because the first night I got in I had never been to hospital before I didn't know what to expect. I'm fucking uh White coat fear, you know I'm saying like I have fear and at that time I didn't know about breathing

I knew nothing all I knew was about fainting And I went went to sleep finally. I didn't even really sleep good and that not I peed to bed But they had rubber sheets so I hope everything was wet. I got a fucking drenched Oh, and in the middle of sitting there. I don't know if we have the nurse came and she goes we got to draw blood I go look at you don't want to draw no fucking blood She's like, yes, we do we have to draw blood go look and not the way I'm feeling You say pissed the fucking bed. I have fear oozing out of me. They're gonna be fine. You're a big kid We'll do it standing up. I kept saying I don't want to give you blood

In those days they had like a little cart that they pushed. Yeah The nurses were changing the sheets. I remember this dumb nurse took me outside into the hallway And she goes you ready? Yeah, she strapped my arm And she put the needle in there and guys I swear to god, I don't remember nothing Oh, I remember waking up on top of her Really the needle in my arm blood all over my fucking arm my fainting took her down with me the cart tipped over Oh my god tremendous after that. They had a fucking Take but I hate I suppose. Oh my god. I hate I'm on with you. I fucking hate walking through me too

I don't want to ever see anybody. I don't want to wind up there Oh, something happens to me. Please don't let it be there when I get the surgeries on my knee I have one surgery on my elbow and that was like traumatic for me. I can't spend the night. That's a fucking nightmare That's a fucking nightmare with those ham and turkeys. Lee likes those turkeys in we would come home from see the sign and go That food was delicious I told like I told the guy not to even knock me out. He gave me like twilight He goes you won't be you'll be out but he goes your eyes were open the entire time Jesus. Yeah, he goes it was you. It's hilarious. He goes and you were fucking we became friends being this guy

He goes and you were telling me you were gonna beat me in basketball He goes I never saw anybody so funny and then I woke up crying after I I didn't I don't I don't remember my eyes being open. I said my eyes were open He goes, yeah, wide open and you talk through the entire operation I said that's fucking crazy, man Then afterwards I freaked out he gave me Norco and I almost jumped out the window the pills. Yeah, I went home I was hallucinating. I was running around the house. I was running around my brother goes. What's wrong with you? You sound like you're freaking. I said, yeah, I'm going insane. I was taking the thing off the surgery

We were doing uh, I was doing chuck and larry then and it was a little break and I had towards something right off my elbow I tore this thing right off the bone and freaked out unbelievable traumatic experience You don't put some tony benin on you're listening. Yeah, put a little benin on that Put a little red pack or some shit We at the halfway mark. It's monday Talking to my main man nicky tricky tricky nicky gene heavens There we have gene heavens all right, yeah

I want to be around To pick up the pieces. It's beautiful. When somebody breaks your heart That's music This is beautiful. How you feeling lisa? Yeah, what's going on with your dad's coming you're excited He's coming in august. What'd you send him for father's day? You said you sent them a fucking I sent him a crystal book. He's he just started liking to read so I bought a billy crystal book a johnny karson book And then actually a pretty cool thing that's on or was on hbo It's billy crystal talking about like the 700 sundays. He had by this father. He liked that nick like that

I sent him that too How old is your dad? 63 Yeah, 63. Is in good health. Yeah, he's doing good. He's down in florida. He's retired. He's great He's having a good time. You're lucky, man. My dad passed his sixties, but I'm saying You know stay stay close to him because you only get one father I've started freaking out not freaking out, but I've started thinking about it and then I got this notification on my phone that said I was almost out of voice mail space

But I'm just I'm just not deleting voice most from my parents anymore. I feel like I'd like to have it We gotta delete a couple the ones that your mom just called and says call me back delete those who gives a fuck She calls you with a good story on the phone and tells you to send you a check That'd be a good one to keep. Yeah Hey, you know, listen to that. Tony Bennett. I'm starting to buy albums again I'm going to these cd trader stores. I'm I'm into buying albums again because It was just something about having an album You know what I mean? But the not like the cds the tapes they don't

There's something special about the whole event put the album on, you know the record playing I got the turntables I'm back into it, man. I'm back into getting albums again. It's that fast. I love it. It just makes me I don't know there's something special about that. You know, it's like watching a black and white movie It's just something beautiful about that whole That whole experience of buying albums again, you know, Louis premium and synatra Engelbert Humperdink all these guys pumperdink. We called them pumperdink My dad said yeah, put on some pumperdink, you know, I don't know. I like it

I don't mean even soundtracks. I bought 10 score face. I found the score face soundtrack It's a good soundtrack actually really good, you know, it's uh When you talk about albums, you know People like lee doesn't have a fucking clue. I'm a maddom. I just Lee doesn't have a clue about the album experience. Lee came up with to see the experience Now today it's even different and uh, it's computer. Yeah, it's computer where there's no experience It's just a download down vinyl's coming. I like I just got into vinyl

Like did you get the turntable? Yeah, I have the turntable and I listened to the first half of houses of the holy today What'd you think it was good? I was I just was doing some work on the it was crazy Yeah, it was uh first two songs because what the one of the songs is kind of like really melancholy Maybe that one you don't have to go Uh, uh, I know the other ways dancing days are here again Oh, yeah, and it goes into no quarter in the ocean, which is the meat potatoes of the fucking album right there Wow, but it's really coming back Wow, it was a different and

I didn't insult Lee when I say he didn't know what to think. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm happy that you Do have that because it's a different You know, there was nothing like Walking to the record store on a Saturday, right? Okay. You either had a paper round right or you had your 13th birthday What the fuck you had cash and you already know what the album cost with tax exactly, you know It was $7 and 62 fucking sex. Really? You knew so true. You knew leave you fucking knew That's right. It's so cool. You knew it was like going to buy a pair of converse. You knew they were $10 I'm gonna go get my new chuck 10 999 plus tax. That was a lot of money

What's it a lot of fucking money what they did records come out? Is it like a day of the week or day of the month? Nothing like that. It was like they just came out and you went up there There was always the fucking jerk off the neighborhood Sam goodies that got the first album and told you it was good and you couldn't wait till saturday to walk up there and get the album But it was exciting. It was exciting. You walked home 20 blocks with this fucking album And you had to walk through a black neighborhood. So you got to hide the album when you get jumped. They'd take your fucking album you know that I have a friend Eddie Bravo and one night I was doing calm and he was just talking to me about

How when he loved kiss he couldn't let the buddies in the neighborhood know That he liked kiss because they beat him up. Oh, you had to sneak an album home and put it under his bed He couldn't even he had to keep it from his brother You know that's now you just download something keep it in your emails. What the fuck you keep on your iTunes list Whatever, but just to have the album to go home put it on and to read the album cover and the sleeve It meant the world to you what hotel they stayed on the road who their managers were I want to thank my daughter crystal, you know, they gave you pictures. They gave you lyrics You know, you paid but they gave you this thing now you have. Yeah, now you give me a different experience

I'm not putting down the experience you give me now Now I could go on twitter and talk to dave girl You know, I could I could possibly do something with a celeb, you know When I was a kid you had a picture of elton john on your wall There was no way of talking to him on twitter or facebook or you know, instagram and with that motherfucker or whatever It was a different experience that you cherish more. It was more personal You brought it home that album cover, you know, there is nobody that's my age or younger that walks into an album store today And has to stop when they see album covers that you forgot completely about

I know you just and and they do something to you they freeze you in time Like you guys are going to be frozen in time when you hear the infected mushrooms 40 years from now, you know, I remember dancing in the office for joey that night all fucked up But it's so weird how that I have always Love that experience like I you know, I think of one album that I sat there for hours and looked at The door is american dream with the poetry inside and the and the fucking pictures he wrote all fucked up But it didn't matter you read the van halen. I remember still getting a poster in van halen 3 The worst album woman and children first zeppelin album the lead zeppelin cream

There's rolling stones with the fucking brother Ralph had all these albums Is to look at them and go wow, this is something. Where'd you get this? Who's this guy jimmy hendrix orange cover? You know, man, just like it just blew your way. He was like, you're right. It just It was just so special to look at it. It was it meant something. I don't know. That's great that america's getting back in It's good. It's happening. It's great. And I knew it would I knew it would I knew it would I knew it would Because it just makes sense man. It's too much drama to play music You know for you, I mean when I was growing up all the fucking Guppies the yuppies or whatever they were in 1980. Oh, no, it's the real to real man

Everything was the fucking real to real Then the real to real fucking came and went like a bullet in the night Everybody kept saying oh my real to real I could hear when the singer pulls away from the mic when he said stop Stop Is it remember the big what was the big commercial when we kid is it live or is it memorex? Right memorex ran shit back then. That's right You know and then it went to cassettes and then I went to cds. Yeah, you know, I even like the h-rack I think that every year they just con people look at it

And now it's back to albums if everybody would have just kept buying alms and kept those needles on the thing We're right back where the fuck we started from so I hope you dummies learn the fucking valuable lesson and the fucking 45s The 45s the one song and the shitty one song the other shitty one right on the flip side Oh, and they'd sell how much of the 45s a dollar a dollar. Yeah, cuz a dollar a dollar. I love the labels We see all of that stevie won the song the colors of the label. I bought this tom jones album It says parrot has a green. I love the labels or these the color of them. You gotta I'm telling you Very interesting. Lee. You just watched an episode of sopranos. Yes when they sell the houses Yeah, to the people what happened when they were in the sauna

When they all girl what the tony soprano Say to the black guy the shy lights the best And he goes and the guy goes The fucked up thing was they were on such and such label with tony dorsey And he goes no, they weren't And and he goes, okay, and they ended the conversation there in those days. You knew what label You're yeah, he got even more intense. He said that he said like They only want idiots to think that or something like really like rude, right?

What what happened was in those days was the mob, you know, they were talking about all that great music came out of new jersey Frankie valley, right and it was all paola So what they would do is the mob would make partners with a record company. They'd go to record They go to the radios They'd fucking give the radio money to play their music. That's how you make a hit I can't make a hit unless I play your fucking music, right? So that's how the hits were made how that's how they played your music So you could sell more of it

So all those mobs is if you watch hash the jew on the record Did you see the pilot when the black guy's wanted to have a meeting with him? Yeah, what happened with that nothing ever came from that because not probably did but the sopranos aren't gonna tell you It's for the imagination It's like till this day people sit around and wonder what happened to the russian in the woods Oh, oh that never gets resolved. No a lot of things were left on left unresolved. I like that season four I like that your cousin by the way is really good. I hate her, but she's really good. She was very good on the show Yeah, that was a great show. I was really

First for a couple of years. That was Joe was riveting. I have to admit It was a really fucking listen if it wasn't for that show Listen, I love Michael Jordan, but if it wasn't for Julius Irving, there'd be no Michael Jordan. That's right. That's right. You know, I love Breaking bad and I love sons of anarchy But it all came from the sopranos that that character that guy that could you know, ricky ricardo went home to his wife every night The guy from the walton said good night, john boy This guy went out to his trip club that he was a partner in right he fucked other women You still watch every week to watch sony's soprano. You still like them. You still like them. That was the show

That's the show who women like your wife will look at him and go i'm not gonna watch this this guy cheats on his wife But you liked him you fell in love with the character You fell in love with him so much that you're like, ah, who gives a fuck of a cheats on his wife Constantly, that's a fucking gift. That's a real show that makes you forget about your what you stand for exactly It wasn't like they analyzed it said all this guy is not narcissistic He's not likable other people are gonna watch it and i'm like the guy was fucking that You know unlikable guy in the world, but people like them they like them So if you look that's why the networks wouldn't do a show like that the networks would not never do a show like that

Because they're always about you got to be likable. You got to be you know, you can't be unlikable about that show But that's what was great about that's what the show was about that you didn't give up. He didn't give a fuck It's a great fucking show people always root for bad guys. They root for villains They they they love they love the bad boys and something he was a bad boy that had you know He was deep. He wasn't like a one note guy. So you you would justify some of his you know flaws You would be more fascinating by a guy who's not perfect Much more fascinating. That's why ralph crammed in he used to tell his wife I'll punch you right in the face go to the moon. You never see comedies like that

You know, you couldn't get away with that shit today. You know, but he was great You loved him at the end of the day. He was a lovable loser. That's what Tony Sproul. They loved that character He was a great guy and a great actor that did it and the guy was fucking great. The writing was great But james was tremendous. I mean, you know, you see the road warrior. Yeah, which one mad max No, no one. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was good. I liked Tom Hardy. Oh, he's good actor. I like that. He is very good He's good. He's good. Yeah, he's deep. He's good and that the one with ganglifini I saw him in that I was a bad movie. It was a bad movie when he was good I saw him in the the warrior movie. I liked him a lot with the brothers. It was like a wrestler

That was a good movie. That's a good movie and there's a movie called broncin broncin. That's a good and that too I turned it on. Yeah, I had to turn it off. It was disturbing. It's a little weird, but I like you see that league No, I haven't seen that one. Is it about Charles Bonson? No, no, it's about this character named Charles Bonson He's in prison his whole life. He's notorious fucking criminal, a villain of death and all this shit I can't believe ganglifini's gone. That's fucking weird. I remember when he died. It was just like shocking my brother went to the The funeral he said he never saw so many people crying because it was really really sad He was at my mother's wake and everything. He did a move with John and um

I don't know. He just it was something about the guy that he was you could tell it people loved him He was a giving guy Yeah, you know, he gave to the uh the cast he he fought for people he fought for anything He wasn't like a douchebag, you know a lot of guys are not in the position They don't care about the rest of the cast. I don't care about this guy. He had a he had a big heart But he was I think he was a dark guy, you know deep down He had a lot of demons his demons did them in you know Unfortunate, but that's what made him so great, man

I saw him. I remember hugging him on my mother's wake and I could tell I said this guy's a That's why that's why I was driven to him as an actor, you know He was a great character actor then all of a sudden he got this part and I was like wow I knew he was good, but I know he was that good He was like really fucking good. He was really good. He he had some Weight, you know, I mean, I'm not talking about this weight. I mean, he just had some he had some real chops and and he was good with women You know for a guy that wasn't beautiful. He was a sexy fucking guy with women Like, you know, he's always fat, but you know, he loved you could love seen him in bed fucking women and

You know making love and shit like that. I don't be an unbellished. You're I hit all these wild affairs The one chick with the one leg. I mean the head. Oh, he fucked everybody. Yeah Now he's fucking the cuban girl. Yeah, oh man. Yeah, he just hooked up with the horse lady the horse lady But he was good with women. There were some guys that you go. They're good with women like, you know Like the narrow he's never been good with women. He looks awkward with women But gandalfini was actually like He was a sexy motherfucker with women, you know, he just had that sex appeal Can you believe the scene between toni and his cousin asking her about Ralph sex life?

There's a brother and a sister. He gave her three grand He goes, he goes three grand. He goes, how'd you come up with that figure? And he goes, I picked one. I thought he would say yes to he said just right He was so mean to the oh my god. He was so mean at times, you know He was mean, but she was crazy. She's just so crazy. The best is when he fucking When he goes to put her on the bus and she goes, tell me what'd you do with him? We buried him up on the hill Overlooking flowers

He fucking sold it. Oh, yeah, he fucking sold it's really love to see somebody sell it I love to see actors sell it. I was meeting with these writers last week and we're talking about flashback scenes and movies And we're talking about you know what if the person you commit to the flashback It's a tremendous fucking flashback. You know, yeah, it's it's tough to do something. It's easy to pull flashbacks off It's not always no A lot of that in the show some of it was good and some of it wasn't that they didn't always nail it, you know But um, you're right. Those flashbacks are you know, sometimes when they're done well, it could be brilliant But it's not easy

They're not easy to do You know, I mean I can go out father too. It's great You know when they do the flashback scenes, it's just beautiful The way you know, you just forget You know, you go from one one time to another time and you're completely With that time, you know the way they did that it was just beautiful In all the godfather movies, I think my favorite scene is the end of two When they go back to the the kitchen and they're talking about uh, you know, hurry up. We brought a cake for pop

Yeah, that is to me. It's a great scene that to me is one of the greatest scenes Yeah, and movie history and they're like, oh, it's a great scene because I joined the congratulate Yeah, I don't fucking encourage it. Yeah stupid stupid. James kind of so good. Oh my god But you know, if you went to an italian house or an irish house, it was like that or a house with Fucking passion, right? That's the house the passion that the mother finally come and go stop stop stop stop with the fucking She's cursing and she's telling you to stop cursing Just like when they're eating in the first one and Carlos tries to say, you know, you know, I can help you out. I can help you out

You know, we don't discuss business at the table. You know, those niggas are up there riding cattle access shit We don't discuss business We don't discuss business at the table, but you're right, you know, they don't that that takes you back You know that other scene is great when they're all sitting around. I don't know where's luke. I don't know he's shocked up or something Oh my god, oh, that's a great scene. Yeah, yeah, that's a great scene No, just answer the phone. They're not expecting me Oh my god, they all start giggling Oh my god starts laughing

That guy was great. Richard Castellano. He lived in north bergen. He did he a great actor My buddy called in the assemblyman. That's where the funeral. That's where they had the funeral really funeral part I never saw him. He lived in the at the The grinder now everybody who does coke lives at this building. It's circular. So they call it the grinder. I just saw pochino on a Was charlie rosey the night. Hey, he's great. He's a great interview. He really is, you know, he's very articulate pochino I said some great stuff Fascinating stuff. He's talking about early in his career. He was saying like, you know, I didn't even think I was so good I remember I go that I didn't know if I you know

I was going to make it this big and had a friend that was saying when good things would happen to me This should be happening to me not you and pochino goes. Yeah, I know this was his friend telling him Why isn't it happening to me? Why is it happening to you? And al said, you know, he goes this my friend of mine wanted it. He goes he wanted it, but he goes, I guess I had to have it He goes, you know, like my friend wanted it, but I had to have it The way he said that like, you know, like as much as people are humble and say I'm lucky But when somebody wants something that's one thing. It's like a woman. Yeah, I want her but I have to have her

I have to suck her titties I have to kiss her I have to go I remember I told my brother one time I was doing more bone better blues. I said this chick cinder She's gorgeous mulatto. I'm gonna kiss her on the mount He goes, you're insane. I said, no, I'm gonna kiss her Watch I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna kiss her right on the lips because I had to kiss her I had to taste her lips. I couldn't I didn't want it. I had to have it You know, sometimes you just have to have it and then it's a very powerful statement

I don't know. I get lost a little bit thinking about it. You know, it's true You know what it's uh Lee and I were having a conversation of wanting something. Lee liked that. I don't know. Yeah I'm just worried if there's any assault charges pending that you just admitted to or Or did it? No, but like just having to kiss a girl And he was moved by the blues. It was 25 years ago. Go back to your coma on the fucking computer Jesus christ lee you're worst in law and order. Don't worry about he's like a pending dame. He's on my neck. He's on my neck

He's on my fucking neck. Hey, I charge him seven grand. Yeah, unbelievable. You really thought what are you laughing about? But lee and I were having a conversation that you could tell I love when he looks at the way he goes What the fuck do you want? Fucking gay Well, lee and I were talking about like How I felt in 1995 coming back from doing comedy And how long you doing comedy job 24 years and sitting that going What's today's day? Oh my god. It was last uh

It was thursday 24 years and 22nd. Yeah 24 years And I remember doing comedy in like five years and crying that night Crying that crying myself to sleep going I don't know how to improve in the time. I didn't think in my mind I didn't think I had a big window I had to get good fast And I know the only way to do that was to get on stage you have to get on stage every fucking night I'm right every day. So I got on stage every opportunity

But boulder denver had a limited amount of stage time, you know, I could sneak up on fucking Karaoke night here I would sneak into an open poetry night one night until they caught on they threw me the fuck out of that so and uh I don't know when I got cut loose from then when I decided to leave and move to seattle That pain really It was it was the pain of wanting it man wanting to get good wanting to work, you know, right? I didn't want to be in movies on tv. I just want to be a good stand-up. So I had something to do with my life

I just want I wanted to do something with my life, you know Even if I didn't headline I didn't care even if I got 600 a week and lived in my car I didn't care Nick at that time at the age of 32. I just wanted to get good at comedy, you know It was a certain pain and unless you have that pain you really can't describe it the people That's true the the the pain of wanting and then deciding that you're going to commit to this This is what you're fucking doing, right? Like just that fucking pain, you know, like, you know, what enough is enough is what i'm doing it takes a certain You know last week I yelled at li and I

Didn't apologize to him because he got me mad because he watched nine episodes of the show you know And my argument was it was a friday there's money to be made on a friday You cannot sit in front of a tv for nine and he knows I love him. I mean he didn't get mad at me No, he knows i'm breaking his balls because it's a discipline It's a discipline in your mind that you have to do something every day You know, and I know you're with your girlfriend or whatever you have to take her home and say i'll pick you up in five hours Even if you're just going to go home and whack off on the couch

It's a discipline you develop a discipline to doing something. That's right. And that's very important You know, we talk about people committing to stuff today I went to jujitsu when I was leaving the guy followed me out to the car and he goes, I gotta tell you something, man I didn't think we'd be having this conversation two years later He goes, I thought you were going to walk out of here for the second week He goes every time you come in here. I'm so proud of you And that's how I was telling li started going to jujitsu on tuesday night And I go li just go once a week

Every time you go you're you're beating the odds of people Because in this country the way we are today nobody commits to nothing Nick you see it you see it. They come to you with a fucking tv show We did this and we're gonna pitch it. No, you know, suddenly just disappear And also you look them up on facebook and they're back in connecticut Working at the fucking highlight thing and you're like you were just here telling me you were going to be the next fucking Nah, uh, what was who wrote fucking the tequila guy from cuban Whatever his name is. I have no idea the commitment level in this country has gone

People do not want to put in you know and listen, I'm not gonna fucking lie to you and tell you I was any different When I was 19 I walked into the electricians union And they were like, yeah the first year you make 15 bucks an hour 12 whatever 11 92 was this And then the third year and after five years when you're 21 you look at five years you go go fuck yourself You know, even the service you're like, you know what? I'm gonna get shot up through a year So it doesn't really matter. I'm not doing four years in the service Nobody joins the service since they're gonna last there for four years But if you commit to something the time passes so fucking fast

We have forgotten, you know, and that's all I meant the other day Lee. I didn't mean it a bad No, I I totally understand it and soaking you not at all. I didn't take it like that I wasn't mad at you. I was just saying that but but then after today look at mark mark maren Look at how like look what he did like you you've told me like he he took A career that wasn't going where he wanted to go. What was that? We discussed this him and I last week. Oh my god We have a friend mark maren great guy. I've known him and calmly since 97 I had a little tiff with him in 98 of a cocaine And we discussed on this podcast and we never talked for a while. I'd see him. I'd say hello

He was great and almost famous I went up to him and shook his hand and said you were great. You should really pursue acting You know and he was with three arts He was one of david becky's first clients at three yards david becky's one of the most powerful guys in the hollywood He's got luis ck and tracy morgan and fucking. I mean he's got all the comedians in that level They go to three yards kevin harts with three yards. Those are the people. That's the place. That's the place. So You know, he was down and out things weren't going his way which happens in this city You know, you have peaks and valleys and sometimes you just cannot wait for your fucking agent

Sometimes you cannot wait for your friend who's a friend of clonese wood who says he's gonna put you in jersey boys Sometimes you just say fucking He called the most powerful one of the most powerful guys in the commie division At three yards and said, yeah I'm working on a podcast And the guy looked on and said, what are you talking about? That's fucking shitty radio And they giggled the guy took an insult fired him

And today that guy's mark maren who had a show put on because of his podcast But friday obama went on it I'm mark maren's podcast podcast and in his fucking garage In what town like pasadena Obama went with the helicopter the whole thing the sun valley wow went in his garage It was on world news tonight him saying the word nigger on the podcast talking about racism He actually had a real conversation a real conversation with obama. So happy Okay, do you understand me what the magnitude of this is?

This is a guy that they looked at and said the top comedy This is what I said to you last week with having that discussion about starting up and I said to you Don't these guys these agents these tv people. They have no idea. It's like they don't have no idea about the internet They have no idea. Yeah, they have no idea. They're arguing still. Well, we're gonna rate that. They don't even know They don't know they don't know youtube's getting paid Nobody else you put a video up on youtube. They played a million times. You got 18 dollars, you know My point is they don't know this is this is our genre. This is why they're confused with this They don't know we make our own prices

We said our own we make a member when I kind of when when tina turner put the movie out the real What's love got to do with it? I turner got pissed off in real life and he hired a publicist And he went on an all-out parade in new york city. He said we're gonna make our own movies We're making our own movies. We're writing our own books and that's what the guy said to him So is it true? You used to beat up my tina turner. He goes, I never beat up one. I just punched in the face a couple times He said this had a press conference. Oh my god, I just punched in the face a couple

Times shit But that's the problem that they don't really know the magnitude of this thing. This is You know, this is nine to five. This is people who go to work and go. This is the supermarket late night There's no how it's turned late night. What do you do if you stock shelves late night? What do you listen to you can only listen to ellison change so much Before you want to listen to these different people different perspectives because they have everything It's not just comedians. It's actors. It's wrestlers. It's doctors. It's people who do taxes I saw a fucking podcast for taxes last year. Yeah, this is amazing. This is a fucking a tremendous fucking forum

so That is like groundbreaking that obama won on this guy's podcast and i'm so happy for him I gotta tell you i'm so fucking happy this guy Listen man, you know, sometimes it's great when somebody has a dream and somebody tells them to go fuck himself Yeah, sometimes when you believe in your dream that much, that's when things happen That's true. That's when things happen when you believe in this dream when your mother says to you you're a loser Go back to your father work with him. Look, he's worked at the plant for 40 years and you're like, fuck you ma I'm out of here. I'm going to the village. I'm painting my face black and i'm singing fucking at 205 songs

There's a market for that shit You never know until you try right this guy left three yards An agency that eventually they would have done something from they would have put them on the louis show as a psychic something They cast that whole fucking show it read on it. That whole shows is them town and country I'm see. I'm sorry. That's that's his whole show. They package that whole show three yards He looked around this thing and said you the hindu you're on it You're on it. You're on it. Look at all the people in that show. Yeah, park some wreck. They're all three yards people

That's their show. That's what they do You know mark maron did something really cool and i've never met him But now I like him now at the end of the podcast he lit he listed off like everybody who helped him Like the like the artist like the guy with guys for the website He's like producer But then he also he left a lot of money on the table If you a guy don't if you listen to it He only had one sponsor and i'm not even sure if they were paying him and he said like thank you the square space

So he left like that podcast has probably been downloaded over a million times already Really it has to be the one today with obama. They broke the bank today. So how did they get obama? He has a big i mean no the article i read said that someone of his staffers was a fan Oh, really obama was a fan. No one of this one of obama staffers was a fan of mark maron's Oh, I see and brought it to his attention. Yeah, wow, this is big for the pot. This is it This is it now somebody else might have a beef and might go on corollas or you know And this is what i was saying. It's a different form you cannot put a price on this you could they don't know how to

This is an easy form. This is just three gentlemen talking We just had a great conversation in my food sports music, you know, everything women, you know, whatever the fuck you want This is a beautiful thing. Let me give some shout outs. I'll get you out of here beautiful Nice and easy. No fucking drama. How you feeling cocksucker? Two stars is pretty much my limit. I love you over there and doubling. Thank you for the kind words today quarry late and quarry butts Wolf g you know, I love you the ufc the ufc jim and san antonio Sent us a few t-shirts and some other things the ufc jim and jim and san antonio eric wider strength Smoking smoking lady j you smoking dirty bitch. I'll see you this week

joshua a rambula And jeffrey stunk. I think jeremy stork. I think that's your fucking name. I think i know right And then some guys sent me a nice to the cd And they sent me they smoke a number and play a number your all legends dias and lily The guy's name is malton. He's got his whole band here. We got your cds in the car But you have to polo right there something. I don't know the name of the fucking band. They didn't put it on there But what are you gonna do? You know what i'm saying? You get different strokes with different folks What's going on my buddy so

What's your ideal fucking day of food? Give me like if If you woke up in new york city at seven in the morning, you drank a little coffee in your hotel room Go to go to a diner. Where for what breakfast was give me the breakfast. Nice diner. I got scrambled eggs So I get two eggs over easy Little bacon home fries no turkey bacon right no Fuck that turkey bacon. Fuck that cup of black coffee and a diner good black coffee. That's the best coffee. You know what I mean? A little grapefruit. I like a little grapefruit You know little sweet toast. Yeah. Yeah wheat toast. I even like white toast

Wonder bread toaster one the bread. Yeah brushed on that. Sure. Were you taking notes while you're reporting? I'm running down what I want to say All right, this fucking good good brownies No, what else? What do you have for lunch lunch? I get a nice uh a nice A nice meatball hero Nice meatball hero little mutzel on the side the bread toasters or the mutz the mutz burns on the hedge burns

Yeah, the bread is crispy right maybe and it's like for a nice slice of pizza on the side Absolutely while you're waiting. Yeah, while you're waiting for them from hungry enough Maybe get a little half of a calzone a good calzone. Oh, shit. Yeah That would be really nice, right Top it off at night with a nice fucking Pour the house steak How many ounces how much meat can you eat? I don't like them too big You do? No, you don't like them too bad. I don't like them 12 ounces. Good enough 12 ounces. Perfect

What do you get on the side a little big potato big potato or a side of pasta? You may do the side of spaghetti pasta marinata. That's it. Yeah, you could do a pasta marinata Fuck yeah, how about a little baked clams baked clams like clams casino. Yeah, not casino just baked clams Nice little nice loaf of bread with some butter for bread. Yeah, stop. What do you get for dessert? What kind of desserts in your world dessert in my world little espresso? I have some zambuca And then I get a nice little spimone. You know nice little nice little spimone I like a good cookie too, you know, I'm like a big dessert unless it's really really good pastry

You know a good piece of pie. Let's see what lunatics gonna fucking say. Go ahead. What's shit, man? You know you go first. I'm still I'm thinking what's for breakfast. Go ahead. Okay. I like uh like egg bacon and cheese sandwiches But I like him when you put hash browns inside That's what I want. Here's what I'm dealing with here. What's wrong with that disgusting Now, you know when I make scrambled eggs, I got a trick and everybody goes crazy over them. You know what I do What do you do? Burn the butter with oil olive oil I put butter then I put olive oil, right

Butter than olive oil then I let it smoke It has to smoke up like the fire alarms go off the alarms go off the smoking So I scramble the eggs then throw the eggs in turn them fucking quick You gotta because then they get a dark color the eggs are dark and the taste No, these don't taste like scrambled eggs Because I burn the butter with the butter butter and the olive oil and then I throw it in a high flame But I flick it fast and it's dark. You never taste the scrambled eggs It tastes close to the dinot type of eggs

But everybody goes can you make the scrambled eggs? I go. Yeah, because they don't taste like you put ketchup on your scrambled eggs If you want afterwards with some white I like pepper That's a lot of pepper Scrambled eggs with some ketchup on that motherfucker. Yeah, tell you what's good too. It's a good nice slice thin slice french toast You know nice or even a pancake more of a pancake person, but it's got to be thin pancakes Is it not to making those thin? I don't like a big fat thick big fat. I'm like, I don't want that I want no part of that Thick pancake and these in a thin everything's got to be thin to me even french toast should be I don't like it too thick

I like a thin Yeah, but I also like the the syrup to the old fashioned syrup. I like that old, uh, anti-mime Anti-mime or or the other one what is another one that this is cattle work Oh something like that. I forget. No the maple the one. I know which one you're talking. This is good. You know what I'm talking about That shit you get in the Bronx and shit. Yeah the fucking boys club Hey a good salted bagel is good too, you know Give me a nice salted bagel with a little cream cheese and a slice of tomato salt and pepper That's nice

Salted a good salted bagel. Yeah, you're a western bagel. Yeah, what's for breakfast at the least I had I said But you know what actually isn't bad the whole wheat, uh Pancakes at Denny's the only like 150 each and then I had sugar free syrup Which I didn't think was bad but I probably just haven't had Sir appropriate, you know what movie makes me hungry. What and it's a good movie that fucking chef movie Yeah, that's a good one. I like that movie. Favaro did a good job. Very good. It wasn't a fan for lunch You're not a fan. I was a 16 scenes. I got nowhere Eight scenes nine scenes nothing happened. I had a turn. I had to move on with my life

It went from the same scenes. That's true, but I like the movie hit me with your dad. What's for lunch? Lunch is uh, okay. I was I really thought it hard about this. I'm going with Chinese food generals chicken egg roll and dumplings from where? Where are you gonna make frog one? No, well, I'm just saying ideal I don't know where I go and boss. Yeah sure and what's for dinner? Uh sushi. I was gonna get a steak, but I figured like sushi and like like uh beef teriyaki That's who I deal with beef teriyaki. You don't like sushi. You like sushi. I love sushi. Will you get beef teriyaki? Joe, what are you talking about? You're like a good eggplant parmesan. I don't like eggplant. No. No, I like cheese

I take the cheese off. Yeah, cheese. Well, you can't digest the cheese. No, I love cheese. I don't like eggplant You had my favorite the other night the chicken parm Oh, yeah off from dentinas the chicken parm. All right, dentinas. Oh shit Chicken parm you like fuck. Yeah, it's good shit. I like chicken parm sandwich from jersey Yeah, and from jersey. That's good. I love all that chicken bread all the shrimp parm with the fucking bread You gotta see what I do with the olive oil I put a little olive oil with a good piece of bread, right? Then I put grated cheese Salt and pepper

Oh man, what a mixture that is mixed that up grated cheese salt and pepper and a good olive oil Like a Sicilian olive and then dip that sucker But you got to mix it up with the grated it has a flavor salt and pepper French bread you toast the bread or Italian bread? Just Italian bread. From where? What do you get? Go get fresh bread. I go to a few places Yeah, I know good bread. I know, you know, you gotta get it fresh. You can't let it sit You know, there's this bread at the mingles that they have. It's very good. It's called You know that bread I'm talking about the one they use for their sandwiches. They use it. Yeah, but it's very good bread

And it's great for dipping You know where they where they aren't the johns in the valley right by me on magnolia and laurel canyon Like it's the worst supermarket But they always have fresh bread like the the bins are steaming and the people come from like west hollywood to get it Really? It's really it's crazy That's really good bread You're a good man, Lisa I'm always on the lookout for food. You said you said I forgot I missed the dung and donuts

So I just opened and see no Yeah, but you can't Is there still a line? Fuck that. I don't wait in line for dunker. I would go I go to dunk and donuts in new york new jersey I don't wait listen bro on the way home stopping magnolium And let's go fax and colfax and get yum yum donuts made by the mexicans. Oh Get the glaze get the glaze going and get a dozen. Is it open now? 24 always open. Where do I go? I'll show them how you go Lee. How do you go?

You make a u-turn right here stay on lancash him And uh and ghost they got a good jelly donut. Oh, they gotta go to everything jelly donut though I like chocolate dip. I like a good chocolate dipped in coconut. They got the glaze a place in this, you know k's donuts. They're good They're good. They open right now. No So I gotta go to yum yum. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. I love hollywood high school It's not too far from here, right? No two minutes. That's what I'm saying. Stop over down the way I'll bring some donuts. Surprise the kids. Yeah, they'll fucking love you forever That are a Cuban sandwich motherfuckers will go crazy over a chocolate cream donut or something

Oh, man, it's not I'm looking I'm going home in september. I'm really looking forward to I'm gonna get some chinese fruit from my spot I'm gonna get some calamara from my spot rooties. I've been eating this since I'm 16 And I'm gonna go to my other spot say calamari say As the Italian say with medium sauce calamari, yeah, if it's been the rare I was at the red hook Um, the place the sheep said bae you've been rendazos 22 fucking years in 30 fucking years ago, right the sweet sauce Oh, that's when you have calamari. He went to rooties. Yeah, he got mad at me because okay We had just started working together. What'd you get at rooties? Oh, you know you hated me I wanted to order. I didn't want to order but I was still too nervous to order something expensive

So I got like I tried to order cheese ravioli and you're like, you know, I get cheese ravioli I was an Australian So I think I got like shrimp scampi or something which is good. But I was still too. I was like, I don't think I should order anything expensive Yeah, that's what we're there for to eat like savages You know something I'm gonna take it in new york and make you eat like fucking cantina food Take it in new york. Where do we tie a fort out here, Joe? What are you like? I got a maserino Maserino, that's it. Yeah, you like that. It's not that I like it. It's easy the family likes it

Right, the bread is horrifically fucking bad The spaghetti and meatballs and men's the most last week I went for the fucking steak pizza hole They gave me a steak with no sauce on it. Oh my god, you know, no, they didn't yes They did yes, they did I almost said something but I they don't know the guy doesn't know Listen to this. They got shrimp fried diablo With a side of pasta. Yeah, I go. Why don't you put it on the power? We don't do that here It's shrimp fried diablo with a side of spaghetti and meat sauce The whole point is the pasta and the whole point is the pasta before shrimp

They just don't know they don't get it and they try to have escarole and beans You have a cup you will drink 80 glasses of water from how much salt that mexican butts. Oh my god There's so much salt they use when you make that right the escarole with the beans. Oh, it's delicious. It's a happy out It's the happy out at the bar I just call them beans with a nice cup of wine at the bottom so that the escarole is great You got to cook that right and then get the right beans. It's a fantastic dish. Have you ever had the pasta for school from Whole Foods? $13 for a cup. It's fucking horrific. It's like chili. It tastes like fucking chili I make my own pasta. Well next time you make it. Invite me please. Oh, there you gotta come over. That shit kills AIDS

If you make it right, that shit kills the hives. It'll kill it You freeze it and you take it out in november after the first snowstorm. You could suck the crackles dick You could suck katlyn jenny's dick. What's in it pasta for school? Yeah, that that that's got old that that grass Whatever they put in it. What's that grass in the end? I don't know. What do you put in your pasta for school? Uh, I just I you know, I steam it and shit beans. What else? What up garlic? What else? What else? What kind of grass you put in it? He really likes pasta for school Yeah, what kind of grass you put in there? You put you gotta put something in there I'm putting on fucking grass. I used a scuttle. Okay. Where'd you get the scuttle from? I get it from the supermarket. Okay, nice

That's scuttle. Where do you think he got it from? What's he gets from somebody's backyard in the infinity? I don't fucking know You gotta ask. I think he imports it. Which valves did he go to motherfucker? There's no remember when fucking in my blue heaven when steve martin went to the supermarket. What was he looking for? Was it broccoli rob or something? He's something broccoli rob something. That's better shit. I like it, but it's I don't like that It's just too bitter. I prefer the scuttle. I don't like broccoli even fuck better I know something about Broccoli and cheese looks good though broccoli with a little cheese on top when you're stoned You'll give it a second look until you taste even though broccoli rob when it's you know, when you make it right

And it's not too bitter with cheese melted cheese on it. You have this guy likes china cheese He needs cheddar on everything. Everybody's cheddar. No, they don't no cheddar is what you eat when you're fucking go to I made some nice thing going in with clam sauce today. Yeah, see I'm saying you eat cheddar Sochre cheese cheese in your house. There's no cheddar cheese in your fucking house. Yeah, I make it grilled cheese Yeah, but you use american cheese slice then that's what you do. Yeah, no more cheddar Cheddar's for fucking someone has to say Vermont Vermont. Who gives a fuck about you should have a fucking food show People don't fucking know that's what I'm saying. They don't know how to eat They're forgotten this country has forgotten how to eat. They all eat cheap

I like to do a sunday show every sunday, you know, we do a dinner But we had this idea about sunday dinner. Yeah lamb chops lamb lamb's really good to do a different family dinner every sunday Every sunday, you do it right Italian dinner, cuban dinner, cuban dinner, philippina dinner How does that work past like 15 episodes though. Well, then we go for the people it's a different couple every dinner Then we go to a couple different other jews house. All right. No, it's the same place come over my house sunday The other size of israel and the other people from the other size of israel and they fucking they cook something different What's with the question? Let's go for the sponsors. Get the fuck out of here

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